Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Johnjay got a love note.
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Well, this is the 25th anniversary of 9-11. september 11th
- 0:33Speaker 1: it is also remember a hero day.
- 0:36Speaker 2: And we're gonna be doing a 9-11 tribute throughout the
- 0:38Speaker 2: morning so keep listening we got a lot going on
- 0:40Speaker 2: too we got kanye tickets we got the disney tickets
- 0:44Speaker 2: we've got chance to rapper tickets we've got minute to
- 0:46Speaker 2: win it but first listen to this a couple days
- 0:52Speaker 2: ago i was driving and i saw that there was
- 0:55Speaker 2: a note under my windshield a note you say ticket Yeah,
- 0:59Speaker 2: but it wasn't a ticket because it looked like a
- 1:01Speaker 2: torn piece of paper. It looked like it would be
- 1:02Speaker 2: a note.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:03Speaker 4: It was under my windshield. You know what I'm talking about?
- 1:05Speaker 4: Like on the windshield.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Sure, sure.
- 1:06Speaker 2: And I was like, oh man, I wonder what that is.
- 1:08Speaker 2: I wonder who, I saw it when I pulled out
- 1:10Speaker 2: of the driveway here at the radio station on my
- 1:11Speaker 2: parking spot. And I was like, when I park, I'm
- 1:14Speaker 2: going to get that and see what that is. Anyway,
- 1:16Speaker 2: I forgot to get it. Then I get in the
- 1:17Speaker 2: car and drive it again. And I'm like, there's that thing.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I got to get it. Like literally two days of
- 1:21Speaker 2: me doing that.
- 1:22Speaker 1: That sounds right.
- 1:24Speaker 4: So this morning I parked at the radio station and
- 1:26Speaker 4: here it is.
- 1:27Speaker 3: It's a long note.
- 1:28Speaker 4: It's a note.
- 1:29Speaker 3: It's a lot of words on that note.
- 1:31Speaker 2: And I literally thought, because I'm reading this and it
- 1:33Speaker 2: doesn't make sense, but... I feel that with Kyle watching
- 1:38Speaker 2: all the murder documentaries and CSI stuff that we could
- 1:42Speaker 2: put this together because I feel that there's clues in
- 1:45Speaker 2: this note to help us understand.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Okay. What does it say?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Eve Jobs is not in London with Harry anymore. She's
- 1:54Speaker 2: residing in our beautiful Phoenix city. Do not use this
- 1:58Speaker 2: information yet. Look into the fact on London's end.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Okay.
- 2:04Speaker 1: That is a riddle.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Hey, is it something about Harry Styles?
- 2:07Speaker 4: That's what I thought. Or Prince Harry.
- 2:10Speaker 6: Oh.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Well, it sounded like Eve Jobs, like Steve Jobs to
- 2:13Speaker 3: me in the beginning.
- 2:13Speaker 4: Yeah. I thought that they leave the S out. Is
- 2:17Speaker 4: it Steve Jobs?
- 2:19Speaker 3: But then they refer to Eve as she.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Okay, so get this. So here's what I did before
- 2:24Speaker 2: I pitched this to you guys on the air. Do
- 2:26Speaker 2: me a favor and Google Kyle, Eve Jobs.
- 2:28Speaker 3: You got it. Eve Jobs. Who are you?
- 2:32Speaker 4: Especially now with the apple dropping.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Oh, she's very pretty.
- 2:35Speaker 4: And who is she?
- 2:36Speaker 3: She is a tree.
- 2:38Speaker 6: 28-year-old daughter of Steve Jobs.
- 2:41Speaker 4: A daughter of Steve Jobs. Okay, now look who she's
- 2:43Speaker 4: married to.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:48Speaker 6: She is married to British Olympic gold medal winning show jumper,
- 2:53Speaker 6: Harry Charles.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Harry Charles.
- 2:55Speaker 2: And I'm like, who is this person that left me
- 2:57Speaker 2: this note that is all caught up in Eve Jobs
- 2:59Speaker 2: and Harry Charles?
- 3:00Speaker 4: We're caught up in Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz.
- 3:03Speaker 1: And they were here?
- 3:04Speaker 4: Apparently, according to this note.
- 3:06Speaker 1: She's coming here. She's not in London. Is this written
- 3:09Speaker 1: in an English accent? Read it.
- 3:10Speaker 5: Read it.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Read it.
- 3:13Speaker 6: Eve Jobs is not in London with Harry anymore. She's
- 3:16Speaker 6: residing in our beautiful Phoenix City. Do not use this
- 3:20Speaker 6: information yet. Look into the fact on London's end.
- 3:26Speaker 1: On London's end.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Wait, wait, maybe I got to Google London's end. It
- 3:29Speaker 3: totally makes sense when Kaz says it in like a
- 3:31Speaker 3: British accent though. London's end.
- 3:33Speaker 1: I mean, it's a scoop of some sort.
- 3:35Speaker 3: The fact on London's end. London's West End.
- 3:38Speaker 1: You're getting all this hot gossip on your windshield. That's bizarre.
- 3:45Speaker 3: That's really weird.
- 3:46Speaker 5: So then that makes me wonder, where was the note?
- 3:49Speaker 5: I mean, you saw it here at the station. But
- 3:52Speaker 5: could it have been like in a neighborhood where, you know,
- 3:56Speaker 5: she's moving?
- 3:57Speaker 2: I would think that it's somebody who came to the
- 3:58Speaker 2: radio station and left it on my car.
- 4:00Speaker 4: That's what I think.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Because why would you give me England gossip if you're
- 4:04Speaker 2: just a random car parked in the street?
- 4:05Speaker 1: I don't know why anybody would give you England gossip anyway.
- 4:08Speaker 3: That's so weird.
- 4:08Speaker 2: So what does this mean to you, Kyle? I actually
- 4:11Speaker 2: thought of Kyle. I was like, give me all the clues.
- 4:13Speaker 2: What does this mean? And the person that left this note,
- 4:16Speaker 2: are they all caught up in English gossip? When you
- 4:19Speaker 2: think about all the current gossip, Kardashians, the Biebers, why
- 4:24Speaker 2: this note on my car?
- 4:26Speaker 3: She is not in love.
- 4:27Speaker 5: Oh, maybe.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 4:30Speaker 3: So maybe there's trouble in their marriage.
- 4:32Speaker 4: Is it?
- 4:33Speaker 3: And also- And she had to come here because there
- 4:35Speaker 3: was a big Apple announcement.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool right now.
- 4:37Speaker 6: Because of her connection with Steve Jobs.
- 4:39Speaker 3: She had to be in the States.
- 4:42Speaker 5: Right.
- 4:42Speaker 3: But then they were having a huge fight and Harry
- 4:44Speaker 3: was like, I'm not coming there. I'm not going to America.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Also, why if you're named Steve Jobs, you know who
- 4:51Speaker 5: you are. Why name your kid Eve? That's so close.
- 4:53Speaker 4: I actually thought of that.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's a little lazy.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Like when they were pregnant with a baby, what are
- 4:56Speaker 4: we going to call her? It's a girl.
- 4:58Speaker 3: They wanted a Steve Jr. So they had to sell
- 5:00Speaker 3: for Eve Jr.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I don't care for that.
- 5:02Speaker 2: But then again, I know there's a lot of horse
- 5:04Speaker 2: stuff going on here. This dude's a horse. Her husband
- 5:07Speaker 2: is a horse guy.
- 5:08Speaker 3: But she's not with Harry in London.
- 5:10Speaker 4: She's not with Harry in London.
- 5:11Speaker 3: She's here.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 1: In our beautiful city.
- 5:14Speaker 2: This is random, so we can post it on our
- 5:17Speaker 2: Instagram or whatever.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Someone's got the inside scoop.
- 5:19Speaker 4: You got the scoop on Eve Jobs and Harry. Yeah.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Harry Charles?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Is that his name?
- 5:25Speaker 4: Yeah. Harry Charles sounds like Prince Harry, King Charles.
- 5:27Speaker 1: It's a combination.
- 5:28Speaker 4: So much.
- 5:29Speaker 5: These people need to branch out with their names.
- 5:30Speaker 4: This is like a Game of Thrones storyline.
- 5:33Speaker 3: They know our love of the royal family.
- 5:34Speaker 2: When you play the Game of Thrones, either win or
- 5:36Speaker 2: you lose. So whoever left that on my car, could
- 5:38Speaker 2: you please call me, text me, DM me?
- 5:40Speaker 3: We need more information.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Please, thank you. All right. Kiss FM. John Jay and Rich.