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90 Day Fiancé The Other Way Season 8 Episode 1 “Love, Lies, and La Dolce Vita” My Part 2 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Vanity Fair. My name is Chris Farah,
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  Speaker 1: and this is part two of me talking about 90
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  Speaker 1: Day Fiancé. This is The Other Way We Call It Toe,
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  Speaker 1: season eight, episode one, part two. Hi, it's the premiere.
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  Speaker 1: We're still talking. Okay, let's get in. We have my babes,
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  Speaker 1: Allie and John. Okay, they are the couple that right
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  Speaker 1: now I have been waiting to talk about it. So
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  Speaker 1: I save them for this. Their picture looks distinctly AI-like.
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  Speaker 1: She's pregnant. She's 28 from Singapore. He's 49 from Connecticut.
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  Speaker 1: In a way, it gives Juliana and Michael... So we
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  Speaker 1: open on women, a particular arm with the like Von
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  Speaker 1: Cleef red clover bracelet. She's pushing on women's hips like
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  Speaker 1: in a Lamaze or pregnancy style class. And we are
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  Speaker 1: introduced to Allie, which is interesting because Allie is the
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  Speaker 1: quote unquote foreigner. And most of the time we get
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  Speaker 1: introduced to the American first because we're American. So we
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  Speaker 1: always put the American first. They're the most important because
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  Speaker 1: they're an American. So we start with Dan because they're
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  Speaker 1: the most important person. The other person doesn't even really exist.
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  Speaker 1: It's a figment of the American person's imagination. Whatever happens
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  Speaker 1: to them doesn't really make a difference. We put our
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  Speaker 1: stock on the American. That's right. Okay. Was that a trope,
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  Speaker 1: what I just did? Yes. Is that my fault? Yes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So Allie is super beautiful. I mean, gorgeous. Gorgeous lady.
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  Speaker 1: serving face, I mean, also serving body, yaddy, yaddy, pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: serving pregnant body, yaddy, yaddy. But yeah, really a stunning lady.
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  Speaker 1: And also this entire storyline happening in Singapore has made
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  Speaker 1: me realize how I know not anything of truly what
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  Speaker 1: Singapore looks like. I knew, you know, in some sort
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  Speaker 1: of vague way that Singapore had a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: as a country and therefore had fancy, nice things. Kind
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  Speaker 1: of like how I think Dubai does. They just have money.
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  Speaker 1: And so they take care of their cities, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: or some parts of the cities. I'm sure they're also slums.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, I haven't been to either place.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell? And obviously the other thing about Singapore
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  Speaker 1: I know is that they have very harsh laws and
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  Speaker 1: they cane or whip you or one of the fucking
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  Speaker 1: lashings kind of horror. I mean, and there's just been
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  Speaker 1: Stories over the years, I remember not any of them
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  Speaker 1: particularly because there, you know, is a news cycle that
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  Speaker 1: pumps out. Horror campaign after horror campaign, and then we
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  Speaker 1: forget them mere weeks later. But I remember as an
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  Speaker 1: American hearing, so-and-so got... found with a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: weed or so-and-so was, I don't know, honey, wasn't, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they have a feel about gay people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what they do over there, but
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  Speaker 1: it does feel a little very fucking strict. Okay. At
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  Speaker 1: the same time. Wow. What a beautifully developed city. Their airport.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Am I looking at the fucking Jetsons?
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  Speaker 1: Was the Jetsons based upon Singapore? I mean, what is
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  Speaker 1: how it looks futuristic. Okay. Okay. Let me go back.
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  Speaker 1: So she's obviously in this class and she has brought
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  Speaker 1: her friend, Megan, who is like a fun friend who
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  Speaker 1: spills that her affirmation is that she wants to be
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  Speaker 1: a hot milf. So we're like, oh, this girl's fun. She's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, cute. We already knew that she was beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: but like she has a fun personality. Then she's like,
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  Speaker 1: when I was young, honey, I tore it up. And
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  Speaker 1: we see a picture of her like in the club.
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  Speaker 1: And she certainly is just like, slutty dancing with her
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend in like kind of lesbionic ways, you know, which
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  Speaker 1: she's allowed to do, you know, God bless her. But
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  Speaker 1: she definitely, yeah, she, I mean, she isn't puritanical in
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  Speaker 1: any way. What it looks like is what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: with how she is. The thing is now she'll turn
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  Speaker 1: puritanical against him about vaping and whatnot. We'll jump around.
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  Speaker 1: But she certainly looks like she's had a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Now she tells the story where she went to a
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  Speaker 1: bar once and she saw this American. And so she
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  Speaker 1: started talking to the American guy and then they went
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  Speaker 1: home and it was the best sex she's ever had.
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  Speaker 1: And we're like, okay. And then it cuts to him.
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  Speaker 1: And we realize, oh, it's fun editing. They start flash dance.
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  Speaker 1: He's welding. What a feeling. There's sparks literally from the
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  Speaker 1: welding coming out of his machinery. He takes that off.
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  Speaker 1: He does machinery by making sonar equipment. is what he does.
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  Speaker 1: He calls himself a mad sonar scientist genius. He has
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  Speaker 1: very thick glasses, very, very thick glasses. Now it's so
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  Speaker 1: interesting because I just want to ask like any of
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  Speaker 1: the following questions. I'm so sorry. I don't know a
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  Speaker 1: lot about how thick thick modern day glasses are still
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  Speaker 1: and have to be to right the wrong of any
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  Speaker 1: certain extreme eye prescription. But doesn't it feel like if
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  Speaker 1: you are someone who can make sonar sound equipment that
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  Speaker 1: we haven't come up with a new piece of fucking
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  Speaker 1: glass that can fix those eyes without making you look
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  Speaker 1: fish eyed. I don't know what John looks like. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I know what his form looks like. I know what
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  Speaker 1: his form looks like. He's in shape. He's in shape.
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  Speaker 1: She is like, I saw him and he was a daddy.
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  Speaker 1: And I loved it. And we're like, okay. He's in, yes,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, shape. I cannot tell you what I
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  Speaker 1: think his face looks like. I just like can't. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: his glasses overwhelm my being. And I say that because
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like Emma's wigs, right? Where you can't, like,
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  Speaker 1: what is that person? I cannot tell past that. Like,
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  Speaker 1: it takes up everything. And then I would need, like,
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  Speaker 1: if that was removed, it would look like a completely
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  Speaker 1: different person. It's kind of like Marissa's ex, Michael, and
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  Speaker 1: his hat. It is so interesting how... different people can
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  Speaker 1: look with just a mere accessory, a mere accessory, some bangs.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes bangs will cover a multitude of sins. A hat
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  Speaker 1: will cover a multitude of sins. Those are, those, honey,
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  Speaker 1: those glasses are sins. Okay. I just don't know what
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  Speaker 1: his face looks like. Okay. Um, She also goes to say, like,
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  Speaker 1: she met him at a bar. She, like, obviously saw
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  Speaker 1: that he was old, white, and American. And she was like,
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  Speaker 1: and so I asked him out because I wanted a
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  Speaker 1: free meal. And we're supposed to be, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: and he gave off daddy vibes, like I said. And
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  Speaker 1: we're supposed to, I think, all be like, they're adorable. Oh, cute.
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  Speaker 1: What a love story. What is this, love actually? It's
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  Speaker 1: so romantic. Okay, like... I just can't wait. This is,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot wait. They also show a video. This is
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  Speaker 1: so cringy of them where he puts like prosciutto on
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  Speaker 1: his nose and she's like, he's always telling jokes, like
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  Speaker 1: fun dad jokes. I laugh and he's always making me laugh.
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  Speaker 1: So he puts that prosciutto on his face. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: hello clutteries, which is, you know, a Silence of the
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  Speaker 1: Lambs reference. that this 49-year-old man did for this 28-year-old girl.
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  Speaker 1: She has to be like, ah! I love it. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Do I do love it?
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  Speaker 1: I foresee it. I foresee how cringy this is. It's
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  Speaker 1: for him that it's cringy. I'm going to go on.
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  Speaker 1: I unfortunately think it might be my favorite kind of
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  Speaker 1: 90 day fiance couple is this exact couple. It's the
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  Speaker 1: older white male who has lived a life who cannot
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  Speaker 1: believe his luck that a young lady has become obsessed
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  Speaker 1: with him or even the smell of his armpits or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's the trope though. And he will give up everything,
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  Speaker 1: including his dignity, And she will eat him alive while
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  Speaker 1: his ex-wife watches. I cried a little bit just now
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  Speaker 1: because I love it so much. Because I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that that makes me, and I just
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  Speaker 1: want to say this, like a toxic person But, don't
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  Speaker 1: you know that you're toxic? You know? Okay. Also, low-key,
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  Speaker 1: their meet-cute story, I don't know if I buy every
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  Speaker 1: moment of it. He was like, yeah, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: this sonar scientist, so I was, you know, working across
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  Speaker 1: the Asian areas because of that. And that bar and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how they met, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that. I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not quite sure. Seems a little convenient, doesn't it? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: some other things happened to kind of like help that
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  Speaker 1: come along. I don't know. What do you think? So
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  Speaker 1: then it shows a picture of his two sons who
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  Speaker 1: certainly look, you know, beautiful. in their teens or beyond,
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  Speaker 1: one son has decided not to show his face on camera.
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  Speaker 1: The smart one. The one that the mom was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's my son. Okay. I'm just kidding. I shouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Both kids are smart, but you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: One son doesn't have a son. Okay. The other son's fine. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: God bless. That probably is mean to me. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm for some reason in a snarky mood. God
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  Speaker 1: bless both sons. I really, and I'm going to show
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  Speaker 1: a lot of love for this ex-wife. Here we are.
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  Speaker 1: So We're back though. We're still talking about Allie who's
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  Speaker 1: pregnant and she's like, yeah. Obviously she had met John
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  Speaker 1: in the bar and he is now talking to her.
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  Speaker 1: She knows a lot about his financial situation and his
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  Speaker 1: living situations. And she's already sort of been able to
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  Speaker 1: tell him what to fucking do and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: She knows that he's in business with his father and
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  Speaker 1: that he does his own thing. She knows that of course,
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  Speaker 1: he lives with his ex-wife. And when she first brings
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  Speaker 1: that up, we're like, what? He lives with ex-wife? That's
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  Speaker 1: crazy because we saw those kids and they're not young.
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  Speaker 1: So like, it isn't like he needs to be around.
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  Speaker 1: And the situation, of course, with Allie is that she
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  Speaker 1: got pregnant. Sorry. Yeah. Got pregnant. And we think it
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  Speaker 1: was by accident because he's going back there, but we know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know how accidents happen. if things are happening,
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  Speaker 1: but accidents do happen unless accidents don't happen and things
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  Speaker 1: that are planned for happen. But he then tries to
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  Speaker 1: expedite a visa for her and it gets denied from Singapore,
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  Speaker 1: which I found interesting because we don't know. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I have to do some research if Singapore is like
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  Speaker 1: Nigeria or one of the countries that is harder to
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  Speaker 1: get visas for, but she's denied and that's why he's
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  Speaker 1: going there. Now, I don't know if he's going to
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  Speaker 1: go there and he's not saying this, but they're going
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  Speaker 1: to try and do some little like, you know, Asha,
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  Speaker 1: get married there, apply for spousal visa situation to try
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  Speaker 1: and get past the deny like. Because what he, of course,
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  Speaker 1: is doing is going to, thankfully, surely leave the house
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  Speaker 1: with his ex-wife. Which, then I'm like, why does he
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  Speaker 1: have to evict his ex-wife if he's going to move
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  Speaker 1: there to be with you if she lives there with
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  Speaker 1: their two sons? That doesn't make any goddamn sense. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: But he's going to leave his two, like, teen sons
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  Speaker 1: just to start a whole new family in Singapore. With
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  Speaker 1: this girl he met like two years ago. Who's super young. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to try and paint it that he talked
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  Speaker 1: to his son that allows his face to be on camera.
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  Speaker 1: And that his son, I think his name is Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: was happy that his decision was that he's going to
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  Speaker 1: move to Singapore because... Mistakes happen, which is this baby
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  Speaker 1: or whatever you try to say with that. And he's
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  Speaker 1: going to take care of it and take care of Allie.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting because I'm like, wait, so you're okay with
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  Speaker 1: your dad just moving to a different country? Like you're
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  Speaker 1: going to see this person all the time and start
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  Speaker 1: a new family? That doesn't seem right either. That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: seem real either. Also, this conversation happens in a flashback.
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  Speaker 1: Like it didn't really make a difference. which is so
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  Speaker 1: funny because we saw so much of her in that class.
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  Speaker 1: We saw so much of her in that class. We
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  Speaker 1: saw so much of this lady reacting to her storyline
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that, of course, Ali is pregnant without
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  Speaker 1: being married and Muslim. This lady had 14 different shots
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  Speaker 1: of her reaction. And we just get one quick flashback
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  Speaker 1: of like his son, his son's whole thoughts on this.
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  Speaker 1: So funny. She, like I said, is Muslim and pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: and her parents don't know, which is a problem. It's
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  Speaker 1: a problem. But he has met her parents before. They
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  Speaker 1: just don't know that she's pregnant, and they have already
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  Speaker 1: been like, well, you can marry our daughter. You just
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  Speaker 1: have to become Muslim. And he's like, cool. Fuck those pigs.
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  Speaker 1: Not the po-po. He probably likes the po-po. He literally
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  Speaker 1: means fuck the pigs. And he doesn't mean fuck the pigs.
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  Speaker 1: He means I don't want to eat them anymore. You're like, Chris,
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  Speaker 1: can you stop talking? You know what? It's just like
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  Speaker 1: once I, you know, have a thought and then it's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, it could be that. I got to say
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  Speaker 1: it out loud. So that's a whole thing. They have
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  Speaker 1: to have that conversation. The next scene is that he's
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  Speaker 1: cleaning up after someone and that is his ex-wife. And then,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Allie FaceTimes. And we get the conversation I've
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  Speaker 1: already told you, which is that she's like, you're cleaning
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  Speaker 1: up after her. She's still there. And then it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were married for 25 years. You bitch. They were
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  Speaker 1: married for 25 years and they got divorced two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And she has two of his kids and he's moving
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  Speaker 1: to visit you. Why the F are you asking him
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  Speaker 1: to evict this woman? And that was where I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you, Allie. And then I started to be like,
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  Speaker 1: I am going, like I had opened, like I am
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  Speaker 1: going to watch their entire storyline in my mind through
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  Speaker 1: the eyes of his ex. And I think both of us.
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  Speaker 1: are going to tee hee all the way home. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Tee hee hee. I think Ali
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  Speaker 1: is going to make his life miserable. I said Juliana
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  Speaker 1: and Michael, and that is a good example of Because
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  Speaker 1: the worst example exists in 90-day lore out there of
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  Speaker 1: what this could be. Now, I'm not saying Allie is
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  Speaker 1: this kind of evil. I don't think she is. Allie
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  Speaker 1: is no Lyda. But you can see a world in
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  Speaker 1: which this dumb fuck, like Eric, wants so badly... To
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  Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, this young, hot, young, hot, young, hot, hot, young,
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  Speaker 1: who is going to, yeah, slowly eat away at every
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  Speaker 1: morsel of manhood he's ever collected over the 50 years
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  Speaker 1: he's been trudging on God's earth, you know? And I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying me, I deserve to love it. But it's
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  Speaker 1: almost like the empath in me knows that his ex-wife
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  Speaker 1: is going to enjoy slash relish watching it. And it's
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  Speaker 1: like I can taste her mouth water. I can't describe
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  Speaker 1: it more than that to you. Is that insane? Okay. So...
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  Speaker 1: She's already coming in on the fact that he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: saved enough money for her benefit, which is that, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, for her to move, he's going to move
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  Speaker 1: out and then take care of her. And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: don't put pressure on me. I still have to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like talk to my dad. I just think it's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Like He lived his whole life and he got out
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  Speaker 1: of like a relationship that he felt, whatever he felt about.
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  Speaker 1: And then he saw this hot young thing at a bar,
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  Speaker 1: says him, or not any sort of like business front,
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  Speaker 1: God bless. And she's with him now and he is
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  Speaker 1: going to hold on for dear life because like she
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  Speaker 1: does do certain things that she, are the dopamine serotonin
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  Speaker 1: hits enough for him to cling? A, that she looks
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  Speaker 1: the way she does, because she's truly beautiful, okay? But B,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's real or not, or whether she certainly has
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  Speaker 1: a fetish, she has made her sexual need of him palpable.
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  Speaker 1: And she has like stroked his ego enough that he
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  Speaker 1: cannot comprehend a world where he would give up this
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  Speaker 1: hot young thing that happens to be so obsessed with
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  Speaker 1: him that when he gets off a plane, she's going
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  Speaker 1: to smell his armpits and be like, oh, like straight
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  Speaker 1: gooner face or whatever those people do. Like, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be nice. Having said that, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: Do you like armpit smells? And you can answer this
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  Speaker 1: question in any sort of way. A, no. B, no,
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  Speaker 1: most of the time, except for that one person, which then, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like the faintest hint of an armpit smell, but unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: it has to be pure armpit and not have migrated
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  Speaker 1: anywhere else. It can't be body smell. It has to
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  Speaker 1: be just the slightest stench in the pits like it's
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  Speaker 1: just starting. Some man has taken a shower probably like
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  Speaker 1: four and a half hours ago. And here we are,
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  Speaker 1: he's sweat a little bit. and I smell it because
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  Speaker 1: I'm so super close, then yes, hot. If I can
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  Speaker 1: smell it and I'm not, if I'm a foot or
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  Speaker 1: more away, no. Two feet more away, absolutely not. Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: But it's interesting. It's such an ego boost for him.
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  Speaker 1: You know he loves it. She's like, am I weird?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He's like, you're my kind of weird. We're both weird.
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  Speaker 1: We're both weird nerds. Yep, look at this weird nerd, honey.
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  Speaker 1: Look at her. She looks like she is the weirdest
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  Speaker 1: looking nerd, honey. Yeah, very nerdy, that one, huh? You
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: know who's weird in a nerd? Her, you, Niles. Anyway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. So they pick him up from the airport, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: He gets there. She smells his armpits, like I said.
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  Speaker 1: And they are living in cloud nine until they get
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  Speaker 1: in the car. And then he makes an awkward joke
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  Speaker 1: about having to give up pork and become Muslim and
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: whatever stupid fart joke he wants to make about that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: And she's understandably like, nope. But then it's this thing
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: where she brings up if he's vaped and he was like, maybe.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And of course he is. He's wanted to and he does.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: But there is like Singapore law. So she's like very
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: mad that he had. Now, this is where I get confused.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: She's horrified that he vaped after a time in which
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: she said to not vape. I wouldn't be horrified by that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Does he have the vape on him? Is he thinking
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: he's going to get a vape while he's there? Can you?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Because if this man vaped when he was in America
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and he is now in Singapore... And you live in
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a country that like, you know, God bless, whips people
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: for vaping or whatever the fuck it is, you know, like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, whatever. It's a huge fine. I don't know
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: what she said. That's on him. He probably didn't bring it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Or if he did, make him pay it. I mean,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's annoying because, yeah, she is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: stringent about that. And we're like, girl, you don't follow
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: any of the rules you were supposed to follow from
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: your parents or your religion. You've been drinking. You've been
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: doing all the things. So why are you mad at
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: this man for vaping? And he stands up for himself.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm 49. Bitch, you're not going to tell
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: me what to do. He doesn't call her a bitch.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, but if you lie about this. And you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: can lie about anything. Then how do I know if
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you lie about anything? You can be lying about all
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the things. He's like, yeah. Have you been talking to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: my ex-wife? Yeah, like I swear to God, I wish
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: we could have his ex-wife watching every scene like in
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a little box above the scene just to watch her
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: be like, You know, yeah. I'm excited. Okay, let's move on, honey.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Last and not least, we have two more couples. Well,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: we have, you know, Kenny and Armando, and I think
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: we have at least one other couple. We have not
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: been introduced yet, but returning. Returning. is Matilda and Niles. Honey,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Matilda's 29 from Ghana. And she is Niles, of course,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: 26 from Alabama. Wait, I think I got them mixed up.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's 29 from Alabama and she's 26 from Ghana. Sorry. Yes,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I got that confused. 29 from Alabama, 26 from Ghana.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: So he is at a fantasy flea market. set up
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: in what looks like a makeup shop. There's like Ben
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Nye products, Krylex or whatever kind of products. And he's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: just manning his booth, honey. It's been two years since
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: we saw their story. And as we know, he went
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: and met Matilda. He has autism or he's on the spectrum.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And And he met Matilda online. He goes in real life.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: He has this thing where he doesn't like to always
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: say the thing that he should say that like he
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: knows someone would get mad at, but also is important
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: to say because it's like someone's expecting something and he
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: knows what they're expecting and he doesn't want to say
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that things are different because he doesn't want that person
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to be mad. But it's like, and then the whole,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: it's a whole thing. It's like his favorite thing to do.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And so that's what happened last time. And that's what
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: we're going to make, they're going to make us watch again. Okay. So,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Last time he was there, he's like, I promise you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'll come back six months or whatever. And guess what?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: That didn't happen. He's like, I'm done. Why did I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: fucking say that? And it's true. We have the best
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: of intentions. It's hard because we have no patience. We
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: have the best of intentions and we overcommit. And boy,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: did he overcommit. It's been two years. He hasn't gone back.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: So again, he is trying to sell products because he
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: wants to go back there. And she's like, I think working, um,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, it looked like she was a taxi driver.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if she was picking someone up or
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: just driving around. She says her biggest dream is to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: come to America. We're like, girl, well, here's the thing.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: We can look up at the title and see that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: this is The Other Way. You're not on 90 Day Fiancé,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: regular 90 Day Fiancé. You're on The Other Way. So Matilda,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: did you know you're going to be on this show?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Did you think? I wonder if Matilda thought she was
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: filming regular 90 Day Fiancé. So she was like, great.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He's going to finally come back and he's going to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: pick me up. And then we're going to go back
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to America in film, regular 90 day fiance season 14
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is. The producers are like, shh, we're
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: putting you on the other way. It's season eight. He's,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you're going to be there. It's the other way. He's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: your way. He's coming your way. Okay. So, He says
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: he's going to surprise her with him forever, and not
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: just two weeks. And we know that's a bad idea,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and so does his friend Gabe. He hasn't told her
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: yet because he wants to deal with it when it happens.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Even though he knows dealing with it will be him
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: listening to her scream. So, as I said, he is
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: hanging out with his friend Gabe, who has a rainbow
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: tie-dye shirt, and... they drink crazy flavored sodas, like ranch
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: or bacon flavored, end up being peanut butter and jelly. Now,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: this conversation is maddening because basically Gabe's like, okay, I'll
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: take a peanut butter and jelly soda. So he gets
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: one and he's like, why does this taste like stale bread?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And Niles was like, it's peanut butter and jelly flavored.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And Gabe's like, yeah, that's what I, you're right. And
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: in Niles' mind, he's like, bitch, it's peanut butter and
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: jelly sandwich flavored soda. You don't think it's just peanut
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: butter and jelly flavor, just those two things. It's a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich flavored soda. The yeast flavor.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're tasting yeast, bread, yum. The same flavor you have
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: like sometimes when you have champagne. One of my favorite
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: things I learned in wine school when I got my WSET,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: don't even worry about it, is tasting different champagnes and
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: finding that I really like a biscuit taste. champagne, a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: yeasty tasting champagne made from real yeast because it's French,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: not fake tasting yeast. You can really taste like a
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: baked quality, like a bread quality. It is tasty AF.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: It is obviously the perfect champagne for brunch. Can you
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: imagine having like a biscuity tasting champagne with biscuits. Now,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: going back, I'll tell you, Gabe, unlike me, has a
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: voice for radio. Boy, can Gabe, I mean, really articulate.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He sounds like someone doing an industrial for how to
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: put in plumbing piping, but on a high level. He's
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a very good voice. It's not only articulate, it has... depth.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It has like resonance. It just is interesting because it
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: comes out of someone wearing a rainbow tie-dye shirt with
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: headphones around him and like video gaming. You know, he's
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: not understanding why a peanut butter and jelly flavored soda
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: would taste like bread. He can't get it. He doesn't
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: understand it. So obviously Gabe knows Niall's life knows Matilda
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and has to sit there and listen to Niall's be like,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I'm making a horrible, horrible decision. The horrible decision being
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't want to tell Matilda what's up and
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: wants to just tell her and watch her reaction. And
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: we've already seen what happened last season when that happened.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: She hates it. She hates it. It almost ruined you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: guys last time. So why would you do it again?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Also, it's a little bit like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Niall's is like, if she really wants to be with me,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: she'll just be with me because, you know, if you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: really want to be with me, you could be with me.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I'll live with you here. And We hope that it's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: not awkward because Matilda, I think, wants to live in America.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And I hope that it's not like she only wants that.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And so she would be really devastated if that was
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: taken off the table. You know, you just don't, it is,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it does cause one to pause. You know, I never
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: played any fantasy games and I think I would like
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: to try it. Because people are so into it. People
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: that love it, love it. Love it. And for people
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: to be so obsessed, it makes me feel like I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: should try it once. But you have to do so
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: many things, like get someone that's good at being a
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: D & D host and get the people to play
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: with and commit weekly at a certain time to this. Oh, honey,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: so hard. Now, I would love to see Gabe somehow
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: get his ass to Ghana too. I wonder if we're
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: going to like see all the fun people from the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: last season back in Ghana. Like that older priest guy.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You know, like we have a lot of like, you know,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: people from her life we can see. She says, you know,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: since it's been two years. Yeah, it's been two years since,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you know, she's had sex. And I want to believe
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: her a lot. Matilda is so hot. She's someone that's hot.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: She's someone, and I mean, like, she seems like a down, fun,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: sexual woman. And I'm saying that because I know I am.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm one who takes one to know one. You know
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? And I just wonder if she really
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: hasn't had sex in two years or if, you know, God,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: like Nigel says, you should be E & M if
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you're long distance. I can't believe that that woman honestly
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, he's just he's just being promiscuous until
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I get there and then he's going to stop. I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: haven't actually talked to him about that. I just think
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: in my mind that he's going to stop and therefore
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: my mind is right. You guys, it's going to be
• 35:31
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• 35:33
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• 35:38
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• 35:40
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