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#210: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie, man?
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You had a moose. Welcome to What's your least
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favorite scary movie? The podcast where we talk about
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the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd And all of our.
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Favorites and least. Favorite scary movies?
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Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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base. Even if we don't always get it.
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My name is Travis. My name is Jesse.
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And welcome back to our Prom Month coverage, everybody.
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We have in store for you guys Another sequel.
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Yes, and this is a sequel to a movie that we had already talked
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about once before on the show, which.
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Is not Prom related, unlike last week's sequel.
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Yes, but don't worry, this one is very much a Prom movie and
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that movie is Cabin Fever 2 Spring Fever.
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Yes. So before we get into all of
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that, Jesse, do you have anything that you would like to
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announce? I do, in fact, because we did a
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very interesting double feature. And I think you'll see some of
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this confusion coming out between this episode and the
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episode I'm about to plug, which is where we watched witchcraft
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followed by Gavin Fever too, because we covered witchcraft
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for R2B or Not to Be this month. And that was just go check out
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the movie, check out the episode.
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It's a lot of fun. It's of the Muniz era.
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We enjoy it. Yeah, it was a fun little time.
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It was a nice little surprise. Yeah.
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It caught us both off guard, I think.
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Definitely. So OK, I have our poll results
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for last week's movie, which was Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night 2.
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And for Prom Month, we're just asking everybody to choose your
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prom date. Yeah, so who are you taking to
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prom? The four options from that movie
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were Vicky, Mary Lou, Billy, or Craig.
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OK, so over on Instagram, nobody's taking Vicky.
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Wow. 78% are taking Mary Lou. OK.
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What are y'all thinking? She was a terrible prom date?
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Billy gets 11% and Craig gets 11%.
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Meanwhile, over on Twitter, 20% with Vicki, 80% Mary Lou and
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nobody getting Billy or Craig out of that bunch there.
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I would personally take Vicki because she seemed like she
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would be a fun time. Mary Lou was terrible.
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She cheats on you at your prom and it's all about just winning
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the prom queen. She doesn't really care about,
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you know, the day. It's all about who you go home
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with, according to her. I think I'd go with Craig
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because we could ride up on his motorcycle and we could stop for
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coffee on the way and nobody's gonna lecture each other about
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what we put in our coffee and. That's true.
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So I think we'd have a good time.
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All right. That's that.
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Yay. All right, so let's talk about
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cabin fever. Too so excited to talk about
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this. Actually, I'm very I've been
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dying to talk to you about it all day.
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So I'm glad. For these right here, we don't
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really like to talk about it until like we save our
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conversations for the show that way.
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It's fresh and organic. Yeah, that way we can react to
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what the other one's saying. And Cabin Cabin Fever Two was
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the first time. Watch for us both.
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Yes, so it was interesting. So this is a brand new
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experience, so let's get started.
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Cabin Fever 2 Spring Fever released or it premiered August
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21st, 2009 at the Fantasy Film Fest.
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OK, and then it had it's at wide release February 16th, 2010 on
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DVD. So this was straight to DVD.
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Poor shame. We watched it on Max, which is
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the only place you can watch it if you want to stream it.
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However, if you do want to rent it, you can do Amazon, Apple,
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YouTube or Fandango at home you've got.
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The premium versions of like Hulu or Prime or YouTube TV, You
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can watch it. There it was.
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On Starz, I think is what it was, yeah.
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So if you've got the more premium versions, if you're
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already paying out that big money, don't rent it.
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No, Look it for it on one of those.
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Do your research, do your homework.
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All right, so this was written by Ty West and Randy Perlstein,
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who did the story and Joshua Malkin did the screenplay.
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Directed by Ty West. Music by Ryan Shore.
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Special effects makeup done by Ozzie Alvarez and Christian
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Beckman with the help of quantum creation effects.
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Ozzie Alvarez. That name sounds similar to me.
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You might be thinking of Ozzie Albies.
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No, that's not who I'm thinking of.
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OK, I don't know. I didn't really do any digging
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to see if they had done anything else.
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They did amazing work in this. Movie, yeah.
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And they had a lot they had to do.
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Yeah, so I do give them credit because they did a great job,
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all right? Starring Noah Segan as John,
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Alexi Wasser as Cassie, Rusty Kelly as Alex, Giuseppe Andrews
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as Deputy Winston and Michael Bowen as Principal Sinclair,
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with writer Strong reprising his role temporarily, briefly,
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briefly. All right, time for our favorite
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game on the show. Budget oh bug Ted.
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And I do have the budget. So Jesse, what do you think it
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is? I think that this is probably
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bug Ted considering it went straight to DVDI think it's not
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like. I think it's at least a million,
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but I don't think that it's like you know, over 10 million just
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because it, it didn't have like a theatrical release or
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anything. OK, well you might be surprised
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it had five million OK to work with here.
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Don't have a opening box office since it's straight to DVD, but
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I do have the estimated DVD home media sales.
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OK. Which was 714,000.
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OK, so not terrible, pretty good.
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IMDBE I'm going to go ahead and say rude 4.3.
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What the fuck? Harrison Yeah.
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It's that's kind of surprised me.
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And I think a lot of the reaction to this movie in
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general has been kind of surprising to me because I
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haven't really looked into it until after we watched it and
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after doing some research. This doesn't seem to be a very
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popular movie. I know.
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All right, so my. Feelings are already hurting.
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I know I got a theme. OK.
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Not quite as weirdly specific as yours was on our TV or not to
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be. I didn't.
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I didn't mean. I mean, for it to work out that
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way, I just saw all those posters and I was like, well,
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this is a very 2000 thing, so let's go with it.
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Yeah, she go watch the episode for that.
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I'm not gonna tell you. You gotta you gotta listen.
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It was my most specific theme so far.
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Yeah, it was impressive. Honestly, I just did like one
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that I've done before, which always works and I feel is
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always interesting, is direct to DVD horror sequels, which was a
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dying art at this point in time where you're getting right to
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when streaming was building steam.
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I feel like we're coming back to a point of like we're we're kind
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of doing an inverse right now where it's like the originals
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were direct to DVD and now we're getting like the two theater
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sequel era. Yeah, you know what?
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You're right. Yeah, we got like Terrifier 2,
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and there's a few other examples that I can't think of off the
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top of my head right now, but I feel like we're seeing a
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resurgence of that. Just trust me.
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Just trust me, guys. Trust me.
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Trust me. Look into it dude.
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Just gotta Google it bro. Google it bro.
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OK, so the first movie I have is Children of the Corn.
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Which? Which one?
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It's a remake. How many?
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How many times are they gonna teach us this?
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Lesson, old man. Oh no.
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Oh my God, how many times does this movie been remade now?
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How many sequels to this movie are there?
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I saw this so many it looked like a.
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How much corn is in a field? That's how many movies exist in
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this franchise. It's insane.
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Yeah. So this release September 26th
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2009 with a $2 million budget don't have a gross, but the IMDb
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is 3.8. I didn't even know this existed.
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Dude, you should know better at this point.
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Just if you can conceptualize any form of a Children of the
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Corn sequel, it probably exists out there.
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OK? It's like Murphy's Law.
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Is that the Is that the law? I don't.
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Know Murphy's Law is anything that can go wrong.
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Well, I think. You're maybe that's?
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Perfect. I think you're thinking of what
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is it like Rule 64 or whatever for if a porn.
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Rule 34 Rule 31. 31 something I don't know what.
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It's a number where like if a porn of something can be thought
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of, it exists. Already, yeah.
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Whatever you think of, there is a porn isn't.
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That called Rule 69. No, it's not rule 69.
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No, I'm saying why isn't it called that?
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Oh, you know. If you're going to call it a
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number. They didn't think too hard about
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it. That's a shame.
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People. OK, second movie, The Descent,
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Part 2. OK, I'm I've never seen it, but
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I think like the original British ending was beautiful and
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the American version is less beautiful, and then they used it
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to make a sequel for money. Yeah, I I feel like I might have
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seen this all a long time ago, but I can't tell you anything
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about. It.
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I think we've watched like the opening of it together before,
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but then that's about it. Yeah, I it.
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Just doesn't hit us hard, no. I don't know.
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I I'd be willing to give it a shot.
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We've had requests from listeners out there that want us
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to cover the first one. So I would love to cover the The
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Descent. It's one of those movies that
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makes me like, viscerally uncomfortable.
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But I do think it would be a good one for us to talk about
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for sure. We'll check that out in the
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coming months. Stay tuned.
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But release for that The second one came out October 14th, 2009.
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I don't have the budget, but weirdly enough I have what it
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gross which was $7,000,000 for a straight to DVD movie, which is
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insane. God.
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Damn, it's. Pretty, pretty good.
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Pretty, pretty good. IMDb also pretty pretty good 5.7
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Wow. So people like the descent too.
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It must be a strong follow up. OK I.
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Guess Don't knock it till you try it.
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You know that can happen. Fine.
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I guess we'll watch it. OK, yeah.
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I'm just saying there's there's a lot of movies out there where
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I'm like, really? Would a sequel really do well?
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And then I'm like, damn. That's.
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You know what, though? Pretty good.
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I was not optimistic about cabin fever too.
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And I. Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah. Okay.
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The final movie, Vacancy 2. The first cut don't make sense.
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Is it a prequel? I don't know, Maybe.
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I've never seen it. I've seen the first vacancy.
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Doesn't I have Luke Wilson? Okay.
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Yep. I'm glad I didn't make that up.
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I feel like I know I've seen the first one and I don't.
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Great. I don't know if I've just seen
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it multiple times or if I've also seen the sequel.
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I could be wrong. There's something that is
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telling me that Gary Oldman is in the first one.
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I don't know if that's true. You want.
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IMDb Yeah, we're going to IMDb this.
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Year We're editing on this one. Yeah, we can take as much time
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as we want. I can say poo, poo pee, pee PPP.
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And that's, you know. I'm not cutting, OK?
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We got Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson.
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Those are some big names. Wow.
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Wow. Luke Wilson.
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What is it Luke Wilson could do Zoolander own Wilson couldn't do
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vacancy. OK, I've no there's no way.
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Gary. There's no way Gary Oldman is
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now. But there's a Gary Wayne.
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Carrie Wayne Moore. No.
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There's no. Must be who I confused.
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Must be. I saw his face like that was
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like a Gary, no. OK, well either way that
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released January 20th 2009 $3 million budget don't have it.
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Gross IMDb 4.9. OK.
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One tag on just fine, just one tag on.
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This time it's spreading. I don't know, I I kind of like
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it because like spring fever, this time it's spreading like,
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you know, it's spreading the fever.
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Like, you know, like it's prom. Like, you know, we're spreading
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prom like spring fever to everybody.
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Except this time it's actually like a flesh eating disease.
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I kind of like it. I.
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Think you just made the tagline worse with all of that?
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I made it better in my mind. Yeah, that.
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That word salad was full of listeria.
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You're welcome, Ty. And don't worry about it, OK, so
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on the phone facts, I don't have a lot of variation with this,
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but I've got something interesting that went down with
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this thing. Behind the scenes, I'm kind of
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curious because when I was, this was one of those movies where I
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was obsessively on IMDb throughout, because all of the
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people looked familiar and I saw briefly a glimpse of something
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in the trivia that I stopped reading because I figured you
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were gonna be talking. That's all you're gonna be
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talking about. It's the fact that Ty W hates
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it. Mm hmm.
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Yeah. OK, well First off, my first
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thing is just it wrapped filming in 2007, so they sat on this
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thing for two years. They probably needed all that
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time to do the animation at the beginning and end.
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That OK, well look, I'm from this era.
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I was doing those types of animations and I can tell you
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that stuff was, it's nice, but it was some of the crude stuff
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and they were doing a lot of tweening and tweening is a it
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was like a technique that was seen as lazy back in the day.
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It's not frame by frame, you're not redrawing frames, you're
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just you start from a key frame and then you draw it out and you
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move it to where you want it to be and you're like all right
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tween. So that means it moves on its
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own without you actually doing the animations.
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Some people can make it work, but generally you can spot it
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pretty well if you know what it looks like and.
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It's the day I learned. Yeah, hey man, I know animation
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shit. I used to do that.
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Stuff that's really fascinating to me, 'cause I was like sitting
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here thinking, how long did the animation take?
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So I'm glad to have your insider.
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Knowledge. Yeah, no, that was definitely
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probably like somebody that was. They probably got somebody that
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did flash animation off the Internet to do that would be my
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guess. Fiber it.
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Could have been somebody from new grounds, I don't know.
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Karen Hanson. Aaron Hanson was way too good.
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Aaron was actually a really good animator.
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I don't know. I believe that.
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I just, it's him. And didn't you say there's a
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rapper that you also like? He was on?
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Yeah. Yeah, he was on new grass.
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He was. He was.
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Decent. Yeah.
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I was gonna say it's whoever does.
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Bitch. I look like Goku, which is
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Soulja Boy. Yeah.
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He wasn't too bad. OK, OK, so yeah, let's get into
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it. Ty W hates this fucking movie.
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Yeah, didn't he want it to be under his pen name?
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No, kind of like, OK. I say pen name.
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I feel like it's something different when it's not writing.
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No, I'll go and see this whole thing here.
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So he was initially super excited to do this.
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So he was contacted by Lionsgate.
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Lionsgate was like, hey man, you can totally do anything that you
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want to do with this thing. Oh, I never believe a studio
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when they tell a director they can do whatever they want.
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Yeah, And he was like, cool, 'cause I want to do whatever I
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want with this thing and like, we fully support you.
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Go do what you want to do. Yes, What?
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Was this his first movie? I believe so, yeah, I think.
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This is I'm just trying to figure out if they knew yet how
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weird Ty W was. They OK, we'll hear.
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'Cause, like, I'm imagining Lionsgate looking at this baby
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director be like, OK, well, he's not gonna get that weird with.
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It here's an interesting thing. House of the Devil did come out
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this year. OK, but I mean, like, he made
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this film back in 2007. So it's.
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Different. OK, so Nah, this is his actual
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first feature length film. That's.
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Interesting because for the longest until now I thought it
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was House of the Devil. Yeah, well, same year, but yeah,
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different. So yeah, he what he wanted to do
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with this is like I wanted it to be the weirdest follow up to the
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point where people would say this is what cabin fever too
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should have been. I love this weirdo.
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Yeah, so he's like, I he didn't want them to.
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He wanted to be completely different than what anybody
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wanted. And Lionsgate were excited for
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that as well whenever he told them about that.
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So that's what he did. He made that movie, he shot it,
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he wrote it, he did all that shit.
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Then they got to the editing process.
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And once editing began, Lionsgate stopped and was like,
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hey, no, we want this to be more like cabin fever.
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So he got really frustrated. It's like, but we specifically
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said. We went, yeah, we went over
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this. So yeah, they forced him to do
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all kinds of like a bunch of different reshoots, edits and
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shit like that. Is that why Cassie's hair looks
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fucking terrible in some of it do?
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You think, OK, it could be, yeah.
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I think that they may have even done some of the reshoots
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themselves. But he doesn't really claim this
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movie to be his he wanted. He requested that they use the
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pseudonym Pseudonym. Pseudonym.
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Pseudonym Alan Smithy. That's not his thing.
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That's a general thing that film makers use when they that's
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that's the universal pen name that they use when they want to
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disown a film. Yeah.
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So if you ever see a director as Alan Smithy, that is somebody
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that did not want to be associated with that.
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They don't claim it to be the work, they disown it.
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Wow. Yeah.
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So why did they not let him? Well, they refuse because they
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claim that doing the redoing the opening credits would be too
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costly and he can't do it on his own because as you have to have
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the producers OK it you can't just do that yourself.
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So reluctantly, he has his name attached to this film and I've
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got a quote from him too. It was like a thing that was
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going on. He was doing press for House of
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the Devil and there was like shit going around on the
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Internet. People were like it leaked out
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that he did not want to be associated with it.
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So when he was doing press people are like, OK, so like
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what's going on with Captain Fever Two?
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And this is what he had to say. I don't feel I deserve credit if
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Cabin Fever 2 succeeds and by that same token I don't feel I
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deserve blame if it fails. I wrote the story and shot most
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of the footage, but it was completely re edited and
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partially re shot by the producers, editors and
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executives. The movie they are releasing was
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not really directed by me. Since I'm not a member of the
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DGA, the use of a pseudonym has to be approved by the producers
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and Lionsgate felt that it would be too expensive to redo the
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titles and would decrease the value of the final product.
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They denied my multiple requests to use Alan Smithy for my
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director credit and my name unfortunately remains on the
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film. I don't have any animosity
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towards those involved. I believe they had good
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intentions, but filmmaking is very personal for me and I can't
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stand behind something I don't feel responsible for.
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Wow. So yeah, he he hates this movie.
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He just owns it. He does not claim who this is.
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I want his Snyder cut of this. I'm curious to know what's
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different. Yeah, I already feel like this
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is a very different movie than the first one.
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Yeah, well. And I get hints of the director
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that we'll end up seeing with X. You know what I mean?
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Because Ty West has become so known for his, like, slow burn
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stuff. And I was very surprised with X.
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And then seeing this, I was like, OK, I kind of see little
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hints of that and some of the ways certain things were shot,
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like I could see it. I could see it too, yeah.
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And I don't necessarily feel like this is too different from
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the first one. I feel like they succeeded in
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making it totally similar to that because you got.
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I bet he didn't want the party cup.
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I don't know, man. Like maybe that does feel like
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something that was maybe like inserted?
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And all of that stuff is separate from, like, all of the
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high school stuff. I don't know though because he
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shares the scene with Larry Fessenden and that is very much
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a Thai W guy. That's true.
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They are bubbies. Yeah, I feel like he probably
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had them there, maybe just for like a cameo, like he had Light
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or strong. Yeah.
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But maybe he didn't want it to expand on Party Cop as much as
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we got. Yeah.
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But no, I would be very curious to know.
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Like, I mean, it has the same black comedy that the first one
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had, You know, it. It does match that tone, but it
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kind of bums me out that he doesn't like this thing.
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I know. But, you know, I get if it's not
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what he wanted to do, I completely understand.
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Yeah, And that's really all I have for fun facts.
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Lots of fun facts. No, but it's interesting stuff.
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It is interesting, yeah. I did not know that that shit
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went down with us here. It's kind of fascinating.
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Yeah. So, all right, let's get into
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our discussion. Good, bad, ugly, and absurd.
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Jesse, what did you like about this?
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Oh man, I love that. This was a bunch of high
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schoolers. It was a much larger group.
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We're in a school. We see the rowdiness of
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everything happening. It's feels like it's spreading
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so much faster than it was before, and I like that because
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it kind of we don't have time to sit there again.
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It's kind of surprising coming from Ty W that we're getting
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straight into the action of it all.
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But I I enjoy it. I enjoy like the weird moments
20:59
of like the one girl with the doing the blowjob in the
21:04
bathroom. Oh God, yeah.
21:05
Like, you know what's going to happen.
21:07
Except because he, like, subverts what you're expecting.
21:09
So we don't immediately see like an infected pee pee, and instead
21:12
later it's his fucking fingernail like.
21:15
His pee pee is infected. To be fair, we weren't later.
21:18
Yeah, but like, we don't see that.
21:20
And like, you know, the whole scene with the pool, I was kind
21:23
of surprised by how that was going down.
21:25
So I think, you know, he did a lot of interesting things.
21:28
He took like some very trophy stuff from a movie that like,
21:32
you know, its predecessor was very tropy in and of itself.
21:36
And I think it I had a lot of fun and I just, I think it, I
21:40
think it was fun all around, you know, it had a good cast.
21:44
I enjoyed the cast. It was interesting, I I was
21:46
reading like a part of an interview that he had and they
21:49
asked like, why? What drove you towards cabin
21:52
fever? Because you and Eli Roth make
21:55
wildly different films. And he's like, yeah, we have
21:58
completely different styles from what we do, but we like the same
22:01
things. Yeah, and that's and I think it
22:04
like it has the same kind of, like you said, tone and sense of
22:08
humor without like the The Dude bro Enos that you a lot of times
22:12
get with Eli. That's exactly what it is.
22:14
I mean, you go, I think. You have moments because you do
22:18
have, like, horny teenage boys in here.
22:20
Like the friend. What's his name?
22:22
Alex. Alex is a yeah.
22:24
Yeah, like you have moments like with him and Rick and them, but
22:28
like, there's more to the movie than that.
22:30
I think that that's like very true to that type of character
22:35
though. Yeah, like, I mean, yeah, And
22:38
and I don't know, I just, I think it's, it's fun, it's
22:42
interesting. It's got a weird sense of humor
22:45
and a weird sense of doing things and knowing when to show
22:49
you stuff and when not to show you stuff because of what's what
22:52
could be more horrifying, like Alex's penis or Mary's baby?
22:57
Oh God. Yeah, like those those moments
23:00
that you're just like, oh God, that's so horrible.
23:02
I don't even want to see it. Yeah, I think the not showing
23:05
that was the right call because it made.
23:07
Me, it was worse. The thing with Mary's baby was
23:10
just seeing the blood trail and seeing it in the trash can and
23:14
then like, just. And she couldn't have been that
23:16
far along, too. Is that like it's just
23:18
horrifying? Because you know, whatever's in
23:20
there, it's. That yeah, I agree with a lot of
23:23
what you said. Just to add on top of that, I
23:26
think that the FX work is fucking fantastic in this movie.
23:31
I think that's it's like a rare movie for us where we both are
23:35
just screaming at each other like the fingernail scream.
23:37
Yes. I was just like, I couldn't
23:40
fucking handle that. It was so well done.
23:43
It looks so realistic. Just for those that maybe don't
23:46
know what I'm talking about, there's a scene where Alex, he,
23:49
he's gluing A fingernail and he's getting ready for prom and
23:52
he just takes it and he just shoves it back in his fucking
23:55
finger and he goes under his skin, super glues it back to his
23:58
finger, oh, it's so nasty. But God damn, it's so good.
24:03
And that's another thing that I love about this movie is the
24:05
body horror is so effective. I feel like it was maybe even
24:08
more effective than the first movie.
24:11
OK, sorry, I got curious because we're talking about the special
24:14
effects again, Ozzie Alvarez works, he is booked and blessed,
24:18
and he's actually going to be featured on our show later this
24:20
month with socks. Oh shit, yeah.
24:23
So well, good for him. Yeah, that's that's probably why
24:25
I recognize the name. Yeah, they they did fantastic.
24:29
Got a shit ton. He's done like some superhero
24:31
movies, like he's done. He's worked, yeah.
24:36
OK, I like Party Cop being a a character in this too, even if
24:42
Ty W maybe didn't want his involvement to be.
24:45
That's just pure speculation too.
24:46
I I don't know if that's the case or not.
24:48
It just feels off from some of the rest of the movie to me.
24:52
It just goes back to the original Cabin Fever where you
24:56
have those weird moments with him doing his thing, and I feel
25:00
like it fits naturally in a Cabin Fever movie.
25:03
I yeah, I agree that it feels like he fits naturally in the
25:06
Cabin Fever movie. I just feel like there's maybe a
25:08
little bit too much of him. I disagree.
25:10
He's one of my favorite characters.
25:11
I love that character. He's so funny and he's actually
25:14
like a good character and does shit in this movie.
25:17
Too, Yeah, he does. He does move some stuff along in
25:20
the. Yeah, he's like, he's not just
25:22
like Comic Relief, like in the first one, like this one, Like
25:24
he actually is given like a pretty decent role.
25:27
I forgot a good. I forgot a good on my list.
25:29
OK, prom night. Prom night.
25:31
Plays. Oh yeah, the disco.
25:34
Song from Prom Night with Jamie Lee Curtis.
25:37
Cause like when we saw prom and there were disco balls, I
25:39
started singing Prom Night and then it goes Prom Night, all
25:44
right. And I was.
25:46
Like, unfortunately, we don't get an extended dance scene.
25:48
Do not get an extended dance scene, but this made-up for what
25:51
I was missing in Hello Mary Lou last week.
25:53
Yeah, that's true. OK, So what are some bads then?
25:57
What did you not like about it? Like I said, I think Party Cop.
26:00
I do agree that like he moves the plot along, but I also feel
26:03
like the character's a little bit 1 dimensional and I think
26:05
his shtick tends to work better in smaller doses.
26:08
Like if he had just appeared at the beginning like saying Oh no
26:12
man, you hit a moose. But I get why he's like there
26:16
and he's doing more like he is kind of integral to some parts
26:21
of the plot. I think it's interesting
26:23
watching him actually do work, because you see a character like
26:28
that and like, how the fuck is he a cop?
26:30
Here's. The thing, though, is that he's
26:31
doing work, but his work is mostly some CYA and cover your
26:37
ass. In this movie, yeah.
26:39
But like, it's still interesting to see like, oh, he is capable.
26:43
Yeah, it's kind of cool to see that like side of him.
26:46
Yeah, so there's that. And then there are just like a
26:52
couple of characters that I feel like we don't get enough of an
26:55
intro to that are like. Like the friends that invite
27:00
them over to the. Movie, yeah.
27:01
There's some that we get too much of an intro to that end up
27:04
not being important. And then some that are like not
27:06
introduced that do more like we see the janitor that's like just
27:10
so fucking annoyed with everybody and we don't get much
27:13
beyond like a banner that was thrown into the floor.
27:15
And I'm like, that was really easy for you to clean up.
27:17
Like, I get that it's rude that somebody just left it on the
27:19
floor. But I think he's just like a
27:21
jaded janitor like you. You know what he's been through?
27:24
Because he's a janitor at a high school, he has to deal with high
27:27
schools all day. Or like Sandy Taylor, like she's
27:30
introduced early on and then really what she ends up being
27:33
reduced to is the fact that her like, she gets slapped by Missus
27:37
Hawkins. That's it.
27:39
Yeah. She's like the prom.
27:40
Queen, which is like like it's a funny moment, but like it is led
27:43
to believe that she's going to be a little bit more important.
27:46
There's like just some weird moments like that, and I wonder
27:49
if that comes down to like the way these things were reshot and
27:52
cut and edited. Maybe.
27:54
I don't know. Yeah, you you feel like she's
27:56
going to be the love interest, but then it comes over to
27:58
Cassie. Yeah, well, we've got Cassie,
28:00
and then we've got the girl that, like, Alex makes out with
28:05
in the bathroom. I don't even know if we ever get
28:07
a name for her, do we? Yeah, I think we do.
28:11
Well, actually, I don't know if we do or not.
28:12
I don't know. That is weird.
28:13
OK. Is that a fear?
28:15
Bad. Yeah, yeah, just like a couple
28:18
little moments that hearing the background makes me think that
28:21
it was maybe more of like a studio interference situation
28:23
rather than like a problem with how Ty W was making the movie.
28:28
Yeah, I don't know, man. But the way that this movie
28:31
played out, I don't know if I would have wanted to see Ty
28:33
West's version, because I love this movie so much, that is.
28:36
So much fun. My only bad thing that I could
28:39
say that I didn't really care for it is I thought, and I'm
28:43
going to say that this is purely a Ty W decision as the weird
28:47
lens that they used on the camera because it just made
28:49
things narrow and thin. Yeah.
28:51
No, that's Ty W That's A. 100%, Yeah, exactly.
28:54
That's a that's a decision that he would make.
28:55
But do you know what I'm talking about?
28:56
Did you notice that too? Yeah, it was weird.
28:59
Like, I can understand shooting certain scenes with that, but
29:03
doing the entire movie with that is it's a choice.
29:08
It's one that he went with. He wanted to, like, make it
29:10
stylistic, I guess. But Nah, I wasn't really a super
29:14
big fan of it. OK, ugly stuff.
29:19
I'm going to say Rick, because at first I thought maybe he
29:22
actually was really into Fredrika, but then you find out
29:25
it was just a bet and I I felt really bad for Fredrika that.
29:29
Was one of those things where I thought, oh, we're getting like
29:31
a straight up diversion of what this was.
29:32
Like, they do actually start sexing.
29:35
And I was like, you get it, girl.
29:37
And then her tooth falls out and he was like, oh, I just bet
29:41
you'd be an easy lay. And I was like, oh, Rick, how
29:43
dare you? Like that whole scene, like that
29:46
was an emotional roller coaster for me, like the whole Rick and
29:49
Fredrika thing. So I I'm disappointed that it
29:52
ended like that, 'cause I would have loved it if it had just
29:56
been like, no, he just wants to be with her social pressure to
30:00
be with Sandy. But he actually wanted to be
30:01
with Frederika. I would have loved that it.
30:03
Would have been interesting, yeah.
30:05
More interesting dynamic to explore for sure.
30:08
My ugly is towards the end when John boys up at Cassie and
30:13
becomes kind of inselish where he's like, oh.
30:15
My God, that whole branch. Yeah, he's like, why are you
30:17
with him? He's such a jerk and I would
30:19
treat you so much nicer. I'm such a good guy.
30:21
I'd. Treat you like a queen.
30:23
Yeah, maybe she. Just want to be treated like a
30:25
queen. Maybe she wants to be treated
30:26
like a fucking person. Yeah, maybe you idolizing her is
30:29
off putting to her. Well, the dude was kind of a
30:32
dig, like. Yeah.
30:33
No, I'm not saying that John, that not John.
30:36
I don't even know his name. Yeah, it's Mark.
30:39
Mark. Yeah.
30:41
I'm not saying that Mark was a good guy or right for Cassie.
30:44
I'm saying that Cassie needed to go off to school and leave all
30:48
of her small town thoughts behind and see who she can meet
30:52
in the big wide. World.
30:53
I think he was fine to say why are you with a guy like that?
30:57
He is such an asshole. He treats everybody like shit.
31:00
And then as soon as you said I would treat you so much better,
31:02
I'm such a good guy. That's when he is like kind of
31:05
gets in the and so weird territory like.
31:07
Yeah, he's like, can't you see I'm in love with you?
31:09
Everybody else can see I'm in love with you.
31:10
OK, cool. Just because you're in love with
31:12
her doesn't mean she's in love with you.
31:14
Yeah. John.
31:16
Yeah, yeah, He just kind of. I'm picking the bear over you,
31:20
John, I'm telling you that. At the same time, I I kind of do
31:24
enjoy that. They do make it like a realistic
31:27
character. He's not like a fucking Mary
31:29
Stew, you know? Like he's like he's got his
31:31
flaws. Yeah, he's very realistic as a
31:35
naughty teenage boy that everybody expects.
31:37
Like he's gonna go on to an IV and be a big doctor and like it.
31:41
He feels real. Yeah, exactly.
31:43
As a human. So that I mean, it's the only
31:45
thing, but it's like a good thing.
31:46
I like it. It makes it like a true, like a
31:49
true. Yeah, yeah.
31:50
It grounds the movie. So in an otherwise ungroundable
31:53
movie, yeah. OK, absurd stuff.
31:56
OK, there's so much absurd with this, but I think the one that
31:59
I'm gonna go with is when he realizes that he's got a lesion
32:03
on his wrist, and then he asks Cassie to help him cut off his
32:08
wrist a la Evil Dead. Except just like, first of all,
32:13
they cut right through the lesion, so there's that
32:16
happening, and then the blood is just squirting all over both of
32:19
them. So OK, cool, you didn't think
32:22
this through when you were gonna cut your wrist off, cuz now
32:24
you've definitely just infected both of you.
32:27
Yeah, yeah, that was a that was a bad call on his part.
32:31
The absurd that I had was just that party cop is like, actually
32:34
a good cop. Like he actually can do shit.
32:37
He fucking goes smoothly, man. He's got the potential to be a
32:40
good cop, except if you find out he's sleuthing to cover up his
32:43
traces of being involved. Yeah, I like that.
32:46
He's like, I love that. It's still true to his
32:48
character, though, because at the beginning you got him and
32:51
he's like, don't worry man, you hit a moose, it's cool.
32:53
You didn't hurt Ryder Strong. He's totally fine.
32:57
But then like later on he's like, oh shit, that's the water.
33:00
The water went there and he goes there.
33:02
He's like, oh shit, I'm gonna dig through the files and
33:04
everything and he fucking does it like.
33:07
He does, except he's trying to make sure that he knows nobody
33:10
knew he was there. He takes the He takes a specific
33:13
file so he's not involved anywhere, and then he tells
33:17
Toby, the water guy, to be like, OK, just tell them not to drink
33:20
the water. I got to go.
33:21
Bye. Well, I think he knows, like
33:23
these guys are going to kill whoever does this, whoever
33:26
spreads this. Yeah, he's seen what was
33:28
happening with the hazmat in the first one, so he was like, I
33:31
gotta get out of here. Actually, I don't think he saw
33:34
any of that stuff because he was like.
33:35
He knows enough to be suspicious.
33:37
He he's partying with the kids and he sees right or Strong come
33:40
out of the the woods and he's like, what's going on, man, I
33:45
love that character so much. I just love that they gave him
33:48
like, dimension. A little, a little bit.
33:53
But they did. It's the thing like they still
33:55
like. They just show that he can do
33:57
it. It's got. 1 1/2 dimensional.
34:00
He's great. He's my favorite character in
34:02
both movies. He's so fucking good.
34:05
I was reading something about him too.
34:07
Apparently that guy's just vanished off the face of the
34:09
planet. Really.
34:10
Yeah. He went down to Florida and
34:11
nobody knows anything happened to him again.
34:14
Typical party cap. Yeah, he I feel like that's
34:17
actually him. Yeah, I'm.
34:18
Going to bet Ford has got all kinds of cool parties, man.
34:21
Maybe he's alien. Maybe, yeah.
34:24
I don't know. All right.
34:26
So what do you rate this? Oh, this is an 8.
34:30
OK, it's it's fun. It just keeps coming at you in a
34:33
way that I want this type of movie to keep coming at you.
34:36
And it it doesn't make any sense.
34:37
And it's very silly and very gory and I love it.
34:40
God man. Like I fucking love this movie
34:42
too. I think I might like it more
34:44
than the first also. Yes, I was scared to say it
34:47
because I know you love the first one, but I definitely love
34:50
this more than the first one. The first one's great, but I
34:52
actually had like, a fucking blast with this one.
34:54
I think I'd give it a nine. Dang.
34:57
It was a great movie, man. I can't really think of anything
34:59
that I I can think of so much that I loved and barely anything
35:02
that I hated about this. OK, well, we got an 8 1/2
35:05
starting average and that is pretty, pretty good, pretty.
35:08
Good. All right, let's get into it.
35:10
So we start off at Downtown Water and we see Writer Strong
35:15
waking up all toxified in the water.
35:18
Yeah, I'm surprised that this is actually him, 'cause they
35:21
covered him and yeah, you. Like, that's right.
35:23
Or strong. And I was like, absolutely not.
35:25
You can't even see his face. There's no way he's coming here
35:27
just to get hit by a bus covered under 10 lbs of special effects
35:31
prosthetics. And no, it was.
35:33
Him. Yep.
35:33
Straight up. I mean, come on.
35:35
He wasn't really doing a whole lot after.
35:37
That's true. You know, like that's true.
35:39
Boy Meets World is done here. He's.
35:41
Yeah. So, yeah, he he wanders out.
35:43
He's got the flesh disease. Yeah, And as he's running
35:46
through the woods, you know how sometimes, like when you run
35:48
through the woods, like clothes will get snagged and little bits
35:51
of cloth will hang from the branches?
35:53
That but his skin. Yeah.
35:55
Just like chunks of his skin are just kind of yeah.
35:58
On the tree? Yeah, it's like he's trying to
36:00
make some flesh jerky. Yeah, he makes it to the road,
36:04
stands in the middle of the road as a school bus is approaching
36:07
and you would think that the school bus is paying attention
36:10
and sees him there. But no straight up Splatterson.
36:13
Which leads us to our title card of Cabin Fever to Spring Fever.
36:17
Yeah, so party cop arrives, he's the investigator, and he tells
36:22
the driver that he hit a mess, man.
36:24
He's like these things make a big mess.
36:27
I. I love the fact that he got
36:29
upgraded from his little bicycle in the first one.
36:31
He's got a full on cruiser. Now he's got a cop car.
36:35
See, he's doing good things. They they've seen him and
36:39
they're like you, you're a big boy now, you you get a car and
36:44
then he goes out there and he's like, yeah, you hit a moose,
36:47
man. Don't worry about it.
36:48
Michael Keaton took the wooden gun back.
36:51
Dude, Michael Keaton could be his.
36:53
His chief. Who knows?
36:54
I I just like, maybe they like him on the force because he just
36:58
kind of, like keeps people calm. Yeah, 'cause this guy's
37:01
destroyed. Yeah.
37:02
He's like, listen man, and just laugh a little bit.
37:04
It's all okay. Could have been way worse.
37:06
Here's a picture I keep of this one woman who hit a moose with
37:09
her car and was just sticking right out of the.
37:11
Wind, yeah. Was like, yeah.
37:12
And I keep a picture too, because nobody fucking believes
37:15
me more. I told them the story, man.
37:17
I love this little shot, but when the driver gets back on and
37:22
he starts to drive away and he's trying to clean the windshield,
37:26
something about the little wipers just pushing the blood
37:28
around. It's so funny.
37:30
And it's all so funny, 'cause you see in the school bus, the
37:32
kids are like looking from the back and they see the body and
37:35
they know that that's a fucking person that got hit and they are
37:38
traumatized. So the bus leaves, party cop
37:42
finds a shoe with a foot inside, and then he also finds a watch
37:46
in the room and he's like, huh? Then he gets a call from the
37:49
station. I mean, he's like, you need to
37:51
come down here because the feds are moving in and I need to make
37:55
sure that you're not going to say something that you would
37:57
normally say. Yeah, big city peeps asking how
38:01
thing, how they do things like I something tells me that they
38:04
like people are like something's not right here.
38:06
Yeah. They're like, they want to come
38:08
check out bumpkins and see if they're doing their
38:10
investigation correctly. I could see the, like, small
38:13
town sheriff being nervous about it, you know what I mean?
38:15
Like could be also like a little prematurely offended.
38:19
I feel like this is the Hazmat people, though, because they for
38:22
sure. Yeah, they've already, like,
38:24
swooped in to eliminate them at the cabin at this point.
38:27
Yeah. Then we have some cartoon
38:30
opening credits where it shows how the contamination of the
38:34
necrotic, necroticious, fasciitis, whatever the fuck it
38:39
is. I don't know Latin it it's in
38:41
the water supply and it's going through down home water.
38:45
It's getting into their drinks. We see it being carried into a
38:48
school. We also see the bus driver goes
38:51
and he when he gets to school the janitor has to clean the bus
38:54
and he gets the blood all over his face and into his body.
38:58
Like we just see how it's like spreading around basically.
39:02
Yeah, I mean, I I know I was saying it was true, but it's
39:04
kind of nice. Like I appreciate like animated
39:06
openings like this right here. It's kind.
39:08
Of cool. It does give, like, a sense of
39:10
like, OK, well, this is what this is how we're getting the
39:13
story. We're learning the story through
39:14
montage. Yeah, So we don't have to waste
39:17
a bunch of time explaining how it traveled to the school.
39:20
This is how it traveled. Which with this right here, I
39:22
can understand why The Producers is like, no, it's kind of too
39:25
expensive to have that guy reanimate that shit.
39:28
I feel like they just need to fix the frame with his name on
39:30
it though, right? I don't know, it might be a
39:33
little bit more involved than. That maybe, I don't know.
39:35
Yeah, So either way, it naturally cuts to the school and
39:40
one of the students there has grabbed a water bottle.
39:42
That is Sandy Taylor, who walks by.
39:46
And Alex says Sandy Taylor is fucking ridiculous.
39:50
Alex, says the fucking emo here. No, here's the thing though, he
39:55
says. Sandy Taylor is fucking
39:57
ridiculous and somebody in the background is warming up for
39:59
band class and does the 4F1. Yeah.
40:04
And Ty West has such a funny, subtle sense of humor.
40:07
And I love that. That was pretty fun, yeah.
40:10
So they're talking about like, he's like telling him he knows
40:15
he wants to get with Cassie. He's encouraging you.
40:17
Totally broke up with Mark and you can go for it.
40:19
We all know you love her. She's there.
40:21
She's waiting for you. And then Mark is like, listen,
40:24
don't you dare get with Cassie. She's mine, OK?
40:29
Yeah, pins him up against the Walker and then he takes him and
40:32
tosses him into a classroom, which gets John in trouble for
40:35
some reason. No tolerance bullshit.
40:38
He's the poor kid. I feel like Mark is from a rich
40:41
family and I think maybe John is like a scholarship student or
40:44
something, 'cause this is for sure a private school.
40:46
They're all wearing the. Uniform.
40:47
The uniforms, Yeah, but it's interesting that he doesn't get
40:49
blame. And it's so clearly Mark that's
40:52
doing all this shit, like he didn't throw a single punch.
40:55
He didn't do anything. Yeah, he just got thrown into a
40:57
classroom. Yeah, the principal's already
40:59
over his shit. By the way, the principal, he
41:03
might not recognize him with his little mustache and here, but
41:07
what's his name? Previously, his name was Buck,
41:10
and he did, at least Once Upon a time, like to fuck.
41:15
I would assume he still enjoys that.
41:17
I mean, maybe. Yeah, maybe.
41:19
He doesn't have a name that rhymes with it anymore, though.
41:22
Now what is the same here again, Sinclair?
41:24
Principal. That's his name.
41:26
He's like, I'm not. This is my destiny.
41:30
Principal. Principal Sinclair.
41:33
That's his name. You say so.
41:35
I do. So the Southwest, OK, yes.
41:38
Maybe that was one of the that he disagreed with.
41:40
And John's like, I didn't start the fight.
41:42
And he goes, listen, you have five more weeks here, then
41:44
you're out, OK? So just stay out of trouble,
41:47
man. This is one of those schools
41:49
that goes into June and that's. Yeah, it's like, look, man,
41:52
you're a good kid. Like why would you do something
41:54
so stupid to start a fight and? He's like, I didn't.
41:57
He goes, whatever, Jim, get out of here.
42:01
All right. So now at class, they're like,
42:05
they're talking. It's like one of those days.
42:07
Like, you can tell everybody's phoning in at this point.
42:10
The teachers just got the movie on.
42:11
Like, watch the movie. Well, it seems like it's a
42:14
tutorial video on how to dissect a frog.
42:17
Which is what they're. Doing With five weeks left,
42:19
you're past the dissecting a frog point of the curriculum.
42:21
Yeah, you should be at this point.
42:24
But the teacher's getting mad because John and Alex are
42:27
talking and she's like, you need to be quiet.
42:30
And then another student gets annoyed because they start
42:33
talking again and Alex tries to say something and he ends up
42:37
getting removed from class. So he's mad and rips down the
42:40
prom banner, which upsets the janitor.
42:43
So he was like, God damn it, you kids.
42:45
Why the fuck is he mad? He knew that this was going to
42:47
happen. He just seems like he doesn't
42:49
give a shit anymore. Here's the thing, I got it.
42:51
It's rude to just leave trash in the floor.
42:53
And I would never do that. Especially with the thought that
42:56
oh, somebody else gets paid to clean it up.
42:58
That's shitty. That's shitty behavior.
42:59
But also, it could have been so much worse.
43:02
And I guarantee at the school it has been so much worse.
43:04
So oh. Surely, yeah.
43:06
This guy though, I just. Did him react to like a giant
43:09
piece of paper that takes him half a second to pick up and
43:12
voila, the mess is clean? Yeah, yeah.
43:15
But it's the straw that broke the camels back, yeah.
43:17
Apparently, yeah, so. He's wandering the halls and he
43:22
finds, miraculously, this girl crying all by yourself in an
43:25
empty classroom. Don't know what the fuck is
43:27
happening here. This is definitely movie shit.
43:29
Yeah, she said. She's been dumped.
43:31
So he's like, well that guys an idiot cuz you're beautiful.
43:34
So then they make out in the bathroom and then she goes down
43:37
on him and she's got braces and he's rightfully nervous.
43:40
She's got braces and also an infected mouth.
43:43
Yeah. And she's got like, old pus
43:45
building up on the lip there. It's kind of nasty.
43:47
Yeah. He doesn't really care, though.
43:49
He's just getting his Weiner winged.
43:52
Yeah. And.
43:53
And. Then he's like, so do you want
43:54
to go to prom with me? And she goes, that's not what
43:56
this is about. This is about revenge.
43:58
And he was like, will you please go to promise me.
44:01
And she goes, listen, I have to work for a living, but if I find
44:03
someone to cover my shift. Yeah, we'll, we'll maybe meet
44:06
there, she says. OK, Yeah.
44:08
So now, after school, the buddies invite John to go watch.
44:13
I didn't catch both their names. I know that they're referred to
44:15
as D and. DD and D Yeah, one of them.
44:17
Is Dane. The tiny one is Dane.
44:19
Yeah, I don't know their names either.
44:20
I just knew D&D. But they invite John over to
44:23
watch Bride of the Cannibals too.
44:25
It's banned in 26 countries. Yeah, it's even earlier than the
44:29
1st. I like the name of that.
44:31
It sounds like it could be a fun movie.
44:33
Yeah, I'm very curious about it. But John really would rather go
44:37
to prom. So yeah, he.
44:39
Cassie approaches and she says, hey, will you walk with me?
44:42
So they talk. They talk about John's friends.
44:45
That's where he's explaining that, you know, his friends are
44:47
super smart. And she goes, well, you're also
44:48
super smart. You know, everybody knows you're
44:50
gonna make it out of here and be like a big hotshot Dr. and it's
44:53
gonna be great. And you know, I can't get out of
44:56
this town, and I feel like you probably could.
44:59
Yeah, And then they make it back to her house.
45:02
She starts to go inside, but he builds up the courage to ask her
45:05
to prom and she declines, which this is another one of those
45:08
things that, like, subverted the trip.
45:10
I thought for sure she was going to be like, yeah, let's go
45:11
especially. Because the whole time they were
45:13
talking like she keeps mentioning prom.
45:14
She goes, yeah, who wants to go to prom?
45:17
I know. Yeah.
45:17
So lame. Yeah, I don't.
45:19
Have a dress or anything even. I mean, just like an old thing
45:22
that probably would work, but like, you know, I don't want to
45:24
go to prom. Yeah, so he's, you know, he's
45:27
pretty frustrated with that. So now we cut over to Party Cop.
45:30
He's getting pancakes at the diner with Larry Fessenden, who
45:34
was the truck driver of the water company that delivered the
45:38
bottles and my. Note just says Larry Fessenden
45:41
appears and dies. He is drinking milk, so he may
45:46
be a he. Probably knew that water was
45:49
infected and he's like, yeah, affect them kids.
45:50
Could be, yeah. He he doesn't even get a line.
45:52
He just shows up and he dies. He falls on the floor and he
45:55
just starts, like, convulsing. And then one of the people
45:58
there, instead of like doing any kind of resuscitation effort,
46:02
starts praying loudly over him, which you guys might think it's
46:06
maybe something a bit of a stereotype.
46:08
But this is we literally talked about this last night, because
46:11
this happened to me in college when I had some bronchitis and I
46:15
was just trying to get food from one of the cafeterias.
46:19
And I had a coughing fit while I was checking out.
46:22
And the cashier prayed with her hand on my head to cure me of my
46:30
sickness. And my coughing fit subsided at
46:34
that moment, as it would have because she was like, you're
46:38
welcome and I was like, okay. I was there to experience that.
46:43
That was a very weird moment. Firm That's how it went down.
46:48
I also can we take a moment here to appreciate that Party Cop is
46:53
the most responsible person here because he's flirting with the
46:55
diner like the waitress there. And then she's like freaking out
46:58
and she doesn't know what to do. She just grabs the phone and he
47:01
looks there. He's like 911, man.
47:04
I wrote that he has a brain blast because he sees Larry
47:08
fastened in dying, thinks about the shoe tree, thinks about the
47:12
watch, remembers back to the first movie.
47:15
He's like, oh Donuts, no going. On Yep.
47:20
So he leaves and yeah, he just puts it all together.
47:23
On the ride back, he's like, oh shit.
47:25
So he turns around. So then we get a prom prep
47:28
montage, and it's a lot of fun. Oh God, OK yeah, Alex calls,
47:34
calls John. He's like, look, man, Goddess
47:36
states we're going to prom. Alex has to talk John into it at
47:40
first, but he reluctantly agrees.
47:42
And then we get that montage. And then it.
47:44
During this montage, upbeat music.
47:46
It's all fantastic, but we get these shots of Alex's fingernail
47:50
just slowly coming off. Yeah.
47:52
And at one point he gets the Super glue to glue it on.
47:55
And then when he pushes it in, he like literally pushes it into
47:58
a sinker. And I'm just going to say this
47:59
is worse than the leg shaving. Sand.
48:01
It is so much worse. Oh my God.
48:03
I'm thinking about it right now and it's just so like clearly
48:06
I'm on mine. You know what the solution is?
48:08
Stop shaving your legs like she kept going.
48:10
She. Like, yeah, but what do you do
48:12
here, man? Yeah, your your fingernails.
48:14
Just like what am I going to do? You know you got to go to prom.
48:17
You can't go to prom without a finger.
48:18
Now what the fuck are you going to do?
48:20
So we have all of these shots of people like getting their suits,
48:23
doing their hair and makeup, all of that going on and to mingled
48:27
with like John and Alex getting ready.
48:30
But then we also see Mark in his garage, like doing his like
48:34
martial arts with his little headband on.
48:37
And I Love. It like that was cool.
48:39
What a little. Weirdo.
48:41
Like, at least if you're gonna be like the stereotypical, like
48:44
antagonist. Like, at least you're fun.
48:46
He's like the fucking karate kid bowling.
48:48
Like, yeah, he's just there to just fuck shit up and be an
48:51
asshole. He's Cobra Kite.
48:53
It would. Have been funny.
48:53
If we saw him, like practicing with a fire hydrant, just like
48:56
bashing watermelons and shit. He's like, I'm gonna bash
48:58
somebody's head tonight. I know I can feel it.
49:02
OK, so party cop arrives at the water company and he's checking
49:06
on the water supply. He's wanting to check the
49:07
records. Yeah, he he basically convinces
49:11
Toby to let him in. Yeah.
49:13
Then we cut back to prom. They're making the punch for
49:16
prom and she. Frederica, she's getting, she's
49:20
got the prom committee chair ribbon on, which is not a thing
49:23
anybody has, but she's. Got it herself.
49:25
Yeah, and you know what? I bet she's got like a ribbon
49:28
drawer at home. And she's got specific ribbon
49:30
scissors. She used a cricket to print off
49:34
her little, like the little center part of it.
49:36
I I love Frederica. I want a whole Frederica movie.
49:40
Oh, we should also Frederica and I can't remember the other no,
49:45
the other girl. Oh, Mary.
49:46
Yeah, Mary, she's the pregnant girl that they were talking
49:48
about in the class earlier. They're their two dates to the
49:51
prom. Yeah, yeah, Mary is pregnant.
49:55
She's wearing like a loose dress, but when she, like, holds
49:58
it up against her, you can see a bump.
49:59
I'd say like five or six months maybe if she's like normally.
50:02
She's showing pretty well. Yeah, she's.
50:04
Showing, but she doesn't look ready to burst, and that's
50:06
important for later for what the implications gonna be.
50:09
Yeah, I know it's weird to have an implication without a boat,
50:12
but it's fine. That's what we got here, folks.
50:16
So yeah, she's getting, she's making her punch and she's using
50:19
the bottled water, which feels wasteful when you're in like an
50:22
industrial kitchen and can just get water from the sink.
50:24
But whatever, they're rich kids. They probably don't even
50:26
consider that you can just drink water from the sink anyway.
50:30
She keeps she pours the water in there though, but she it keeps
50:33
coming up like bloody no, she's. Putting in the punch mix.
50:36
I know, but she like, she didn't like it the first time because
50:38
it looked too weird. And then she just redoes it
50:40
again and it just stays like this.
50:42
She's like, huh, I guess this is just how punch looks.
50:44
But no, it's because of like, the infection that's in the
50:46
water bottle. So Rick comes in and she's like,
50:50
oh, what are you doing here? He's like, well, Sandy's
50:54
preparing her speech and you know, I wanted to come see you.
50:56
And then he whispers something in her ear and they run and they
51:01
go to the the school pool and they skinny dip together and we
51:05
see them both get full knickers. Full knickers?
51:07
Yeah, for sure while they're doing this.
51:09
The janitor that was pissed off from before we see that his
51:12
mouth. Literally pissed off.
51:14
His mouth is straight up infected and he takes the punch
51:17
bowl, puts it on the floor and just pisses all in it and it
51:20
starts off a normal stream. It starts off a normal stream
51:23
and. Then it goes.
51:24
Full ginger snaps. It goes all blood.
51:26
Yeah, there's just. And he doesn't seem fazed enough
51:29
by it. He's just like, mildly
51:31
concerned. Like, huh?
51:32
He's. Like I need it.
51:33
I'm due for a prostate exam, yeah.
51:35
OK, we'll dress this later, yeah.
51:39
Right now, it's for vengeance. Monday is for is for the HMO.
51:43
So Rick and the girl, Fredrika, I think it was her name.
51:47
Yeah, they're having sex now. And as they are making out, her
51:50
tooth falls out, which causes him to get grossed out.
51:54
And he's like, I was only doing this because I bet my friends
51:56
that you would be an easy way. And then she's like, but please
51:59
help me. And then she drowns and he's
52:01
like fuck. And so he like kind of grabs a
52:04
net to try and reach into the pool.
52:05
And then he gets folded and he also drowns and this pool is
52:10
full. Like it's just all bloody now.
52:13
It's nasty. Yeah, Alex and John arrive
52:17
outside the prom. I didn't even write notes on
52:20
this. Yeah, they and they're going
52:21
inside now we're cut over to Party Cop.
52:24
He's over there at the water company and the.
52:26
Files and realizes that the water from down home water went
52:30
to Springfield High School. Yeah, so he he tells the dude
52:34
there, he's like, look man, just tell them what happened here.
52:37
Just tell them that everything's infected.
52:39
You're going to be the town hero, man.
52:41
Everybody's going to want to be with you.
52:42
You're going to get laid and everything.
52:44
It's going to be great. You're going to party And then
52:46
he bells and as soon as he bails the hazmat team comes inside cuz
52:49
he saw them. Yeah, and he gets the hell out
52:51
of there and they shoot the dude up as soon as they.
52:53
Open the door. Yeah, Toby's both be like, hey
52:55
man, and then he gets shot. Yeah.
52:58
We cut to the prom and prom night.
53:00
Yeah, we get the prom night, Jim.
53:03
It's amazing. I'm very excited about it.
53:05
Sandy is not excited. She's freaking out because
53:08
Rick's not there and she's yelling at the principal and
53:11
Hawk, Miss Hawker and Miss Hawker slaps.
53:14
Straight up slaps, so yeah. This is all kind of in the
53:17
background too, and it's just like, it's hilarious.
53:20
So John's there, and he's about to go get some punch, but Cassie
53:24
stops him, surprises him. She's their prom.
53:27
Yeah. And at first, John is very
53:28
excited, but she's there with Mike.
53:30
Yeah, and she goes off. She's like, all right, you guys
53:33
get punched together, you guys, 'cause you guys are clearly
53:35
friendly, clearly friends. Yeah, you definitely didn't get
53:37
in trouble earlier because of a fight.
53:39
In the room. Yeah, And Mark takes him and
53:42
pins him. He's like, look, man, like, I'm
53:43
going to like, I'm going to have all of the sex with her.
53:46
He does. This macho bullshit?
53:48
Yeah, like possessiveness over like another fucking human
53:51
being. And then of course, Principal
53:53
Sinclair is like John, where are you fighting yourself all alone
53:56
here? In the middle.
53:57
Of the gym you're expelled. Cassie sees and gets pissed off
54:01
at Mark and storms off too. So yeah, they kick John out of
54:05
the prom. Cassie follows It's.
54:06
Kind of implied that he's kicking him out of school, too.
54:08
He's like, you're out of here. Yeah, I maybe.
54:12
Yeah, I who knows? Yeah.
54:14
So yeah, she follows him out of the school and they're walking
54:16
around. I do like here BC at the prom.
54:19
The rabbit is also there. I like that they keep the rabbit
54:22
consistent with this. I like that they keep the
54:25
rabbit, but it makes me mad watching the mascot drink the
54:27
water through the mesh opening in the head, because that's not
54:32
how the like they're not fitted to your face.
54:34
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. It's just.
54:36
Pouring water on the person inside.
54:38
Yeah, the rabbit was one of the things that stood out to me the
54:42
most back in the day when cabin fever was coming out.
54:45
I remember the trailer seeing the clip of that.
54:47
It freaked the fuck out of me. And then I just like that he's
54:50
here partying with them like it's so.
54:52
Cool. I like it.
54:53
He's partying with the mean teacher.
54:55
Like, yeah, they're they're having a good time.
54:57
Yeah, because instead of getting to enjoy his prom, he's got to
55:01
be in this nasty, stinky mascot outfit.
55:05
Yeah, of course he's going to party with the teacher.
55:08
He probably hates everybody else there, truly.
55:11
Plus, Miss Hawker seems like she could probably throw down.
55:14
All right, so now we cut to John and Cassie Walken.
55:17
This is where John boys up at Cassie and does his insult shit.
55:20
He's like, you're stupid for being with Mark.
55:23
He's the meanest guy in the school.
55:24
He's constantly beating me up and he's rude to you.
55:27
And I would never treat you like that.
55:28
I'd treat like a queen. I love you.
55:30
Everybody knows I love you. You're the only one who doesn't
55:33
know that I love you, so you're stupid again.
55:36
Speechless. She doesn't even have, like,
55:37
anything to say to this. Wow.
55:39
I remember Once Upon a time when we were friends.
55:41
Yeah, feels pretty unsafe right now.
55:44
And then the hazmat people pull up and it definitely isn't safe.
55:47
And they force him back into the school and he's like, no, I'm
55:49
just trying to leave. And they're like, no, get in the
55:51
school. And then when they're pushed in
55:54
there, like they're chaining up the doors.
55:56
Yeah, they're quarantining them. They're so they go inside, they
56:00
go to where the pool was and then they see it's just covered
56:03
in blood and they see the body. I thought that this body reveal
56:06
reminded me of why of sleepaway camp when the guy rolls over
56:10
from the canoe. Hey.
56:12
Baba Reba. I can't remember the dude's
56:15
name, but yeah, it reminded me of why that?
56:16
He's Bobby Reba Baba. Reba, that's what I think of him
56:21
is OK, so. John tells Cassie to go get Alex
56:25
and not take no for an answer, and when she goes in there she
56:30
grabs Alex and his date disappears and he's like great
56:33
thanks for cock blocking me. And then she looks over and sees
56:36
Mark is dancing with a girl and grabbing her ass.
56:38
Grabbing some ass? Yeah, he's just smiling at him.
56:40
Yeah, and then? The principal is not listening
56:43
like he hears what John's saying, but he's like, no, that
56:46
feels not real. He's like I'm the principal.
56:49
I feel like they told me if they were quarantining this, he's
56:53
like Lemmy and they're like, look, there's dudes in like
56:56
Monsters Inc outfits right outside.
56:58
Like, how about you go check out what's going on?
57:01
And so he walks towards there. And these Hazmat people, I gotta
57:04
say, like maybe their end game was just a blow up the entire
57:07
school windows, but they have to shoot through the window to hit
57:12
the principal when they're shooting him, you know?
57:15
That's causing a contamination potential.
57:17
Yeah. Yeah, it was a bad move.
57:19
Maybe the person that did that got like scolded after after the
57:22
fact. Maybe that's the third party
57:24
cap. Who was it that I discovered was
57:26
one of the hazmat people? Fucking Joe Swanson.
57:32
Yeah, I was gonna say Joe Swanberg.
57:34
Swanberg Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, maybe it was him.
57:37
It was his first day. You know what that would?
57:38
Be right that actually. Feels like true for Jo Swanberg.
57:43
Yeah, Ty W Ty W is like, I just own this movie, except for that
57:47
part where he does that because he would do that, and also the
57:51
part where Larry dies because that's also what Larry does,
57:54
that's. What Larry does.
57:56
Those are the only things that I claim from that film.
57:57
Larry lives through the whole thing.
57:59
Or are rare. Yeah.
58:02
They necessitate Barbara Crampton, and sometimes, even
58:05
then, that's not enough. Yeah, So yeah, the principal got
58:08
shot in the head. He's dead.
58:11
OK, so now the team is gassing the building.
58:14
The whole prime area is also seemingly locked too, so they're
58:20
gassing the students in there. I love this.
58:21
So the smoke bombs come out and then the students are also
58:26
simultaneously starting to feel the effects of the
58:28
contamination. And they're just exorcisting,
58:33
exorcisming the blood all. Over just vomiting blood
58:36
everywhere, it's so much blood vomiting.
58:39
Yeah, this is honestly this whole movie with how like balls
58:44
to the wallet is and how much blood and gore and random shit
58:47
there is. It gives me like Piranha 3D
58:49
vibes. Yeah, I could see that the way
58:51
that this goes. Yeah.
58:52
Yeah, yeah, I could feel that. The janitor then stumbles out
58:57
and he's dying. Ask him for help and then he
58:59
just dies. And he falls over into the
59:01
little arch thing they have in front of the gym, and when he
59:06
does, it falls over and it blocks the gym doors.
59:09
So all the people trying to escape, it's kind of Carrie
59:11
esque, except like nothing's on fire, but it looks like it's on
59:15
fire from like, the effects of the smoke bomb and the blood
59:18
flowing through the air. It's honestly like the way it's
59:21
shot is so fucking cool. It's interesting that like all
59:24
prom horror movies seem to come back to Carrie because they all
59:28
take beats from Carrie when it comes to this.
59:30
Like chaos happens at the prom and then everybody tries to
59:33
scatter and they all die. Yeah, and I mean like it.
59:36
Just it. It's cool.
59:38
I like it. Yeah, it's found.
59:40
And I love it. I love that that Stephen King's
59:42
like first or second book, this badass, that like he went on to
59:47
have this whole career and also he changed like a whole genre of
59:51
movies. Yeah, once the book was adapted.
59:54
It's solid. So they all realize that it's
59:58
some kind of like that infection or whatever.
1:00:00
They realize everybody's getting that infection, so they decide
1:00:03
to check each other. Yeah, well, at first they're
1:00:05
arguing about like, if they should go get a phone and call
1:00:08
for help. And John's like, no, we need to
1:00:10
leave because they're they're shooting people.
1:00:12
We've got to get out. So they're arguing about which
1:00:14
way is the best exit. And then they're like, well, we
1:00:16
need to make sure we're not contaminated first, so.
1:00:18
They go to the locker room. Yeah, Cassie goes to.
1:00:22
I like how they like have the boys locker room and the girls
1:00:24
locker room and they go to him. If you were wondering, Alex's
1:00:28
Dick is in fact fucked up. He doesn't want to look at it
1:00:30
himself. He asks John.
1:00:31
He's like my Dick. Have you seen my Dick?
1:00:33
How's my Dick? And it's gnarly.
1:00:36
Again, Piranha 3D. Yeah, they hate my penis.
1:00:39
Yeah, So yeah, that's not going too well there.
1:00:44
Cassie though, she's in there, she's checking herself, and she
1:00:46
hears some crying going on, so she goes to check in the shower.
1:00:50
That's where Mary is. Again, Carrie?
1:00:52
Very? Carrie asked Vibes.
1:00:54
Because she's just covered in blood in the locker.
1:00:57
Room, Yeah, She's just sitting there on the floor crying.
1:00:59
There's like a blood trail, and then you follow the blood trail.
1:01:02
Yeah, she said that she had the baby.
1:01:03
Yeah, she doesn't know what to do.
1:01:05
Yeah, and it just leads all the way to a trash.
1:01:08
Can She's like, oh God, you should see it.
1:01:10
I don't know what to do. You don't hear any crying or
1:01:13
anything besides Mary. Yeah, baby.
1:01:15
Again. Like I said, she did not look
1:01:16
full term yet. No, I know some people can be.
1:01:19
Really tiny. But even the tiny ones, like,
1:01:21
have a pretty bumpy belly when they're ready to pop.
1:01:26
Boy, yeah, it's just it's dark. And it gave me goosebumps
1:01:33
watching it last night. And we both got like, cuz you
1:01:36
know, for all of this we've been going like, yeah, gross, gnarly.
1:01:40
And then we just got so quiet. It's it's dark.
1:01:45
It's pretty dark, so I bet. That I did that alone is why
1:01:49
this wasn't in theaters. I don't know plenty of movies.
1:01:53
Have I could see that being a thing though that like they had
1:01:56
a hard time selling it to the MPAA.
1:01:58
It's possible. So she is wanting to go to
1:02:01
Cassie because she just wants help, but Cassie doesn't want to
1:02:03
touch her because she's infected.
1:02:04
So she grabs a pole or something and just hits her and it kind of
1:02:08
tears her flesh because it's already weak and she just dies
1:02:12
I. Feel like she could have just
1:02:13
left the locker room like. Yeah, but she was gonna chase
1:02:16
you. This girl was gonna.
1:02:18
She wanted to make some kind of physical contact.
1:02:19
She was. She would have gotten that.
1:02:21
She was reaching for a hug. She was coming after her.
1:02:23
It's the same thing. It's like a zombie.
1:02:25
Like a zombie's gonna be slow, but you still want to stop the
1:02:27
threat this. Is like a sad zombie, though,
1:02:29
like she just wants a. Hug zombie's a zombie, man.
1:02:32
Like it's the risk of getting infected.
1:02:34
I totally understand it. So, OK, we cut to party cop, and
1:02:40
he calls his cousin to come pick him up and he's like, I got the
1:02:43
paperwork, there's no trail. They'll never find me.
1:02:47
We'll just get out of here. And his cousin's like, dude,
1:02:49
you're a cop. You can't just disappear cause
1:02:52
the other cops will notice. He's like, Nah, man, it's all
1:02:55
good. Yeah, I got the files, man.
1:02:57
It's cool. They're not going to know I was
1:02:59
here. His cousin's like, OK.
1:03:01
Yeah, so they're they're leaving town.
1:03:05
Alex is not OK. He's looking pretty rough and
1:03:09
he's going through the halls. The school is being swarmed by
1:03:13
the hazmat people and John and Cassie are hearing gunshots and
1:03:17
so they're freaking out. They run into a room and they
1:03:21
see Miss Hawker and she is also not doing very good.
1:03:27
She's being very loud, which is concerning to them, so they hide
1:03:30
around. She's like, and hers is kind of
1:03:32
heartbreaking. And it's also very reminiscent
1:03:34
of the douchebag blonde guy from the first one who's like, I
1:03:38
survived. I did it.
1:03:39
I made it out. I live.
1:03:40
And then the hazmat people come and shoot them.
1:03:43
That's exactly what happens to her.
1:03:45
And they do not sweep the room again.
1:03:47
Joe Swanberg, is that you? It was kind of cool that the
1:03:51
teacher didn't sell them out, though.
1:03:53
I thought for sure she was gonna say no, they're.
1:03:55
Over here, I feel like all of these people have to be pretty
1:03:58
delirious by the time they get to this point.
1:04:00
Surely, yeah. They're just reacting on
1:04:03
instinct. So they they do sneak out of the
1:04:06
room though, because they weren't caught.
1:04:08
Yeah, yeah. They go looking for Alex and
1:04:09
they can't find them, but Alex? Figures that Alex went to the
1:04:12
library because Alex was saying that he needed to figure out
1:04:14
what was wrong with him so he could cure it.
1:04:17
They go to the library and they find him just on the ground.
1:04:19
He's bleeding out. He had the book, and he opened
1:04:22
it up to the page of the disease and.
1:04:25
Fasciitis. The disease is incurable and
1:04:28
amputation is required to stop the infection.
1:04:31
Cassie goes over to the doors and she locks them.
1:04:33
Mark appears and he's trying to get in and she's not letting him
1:04:36
in, and then he just like straight up.
1:04:38
Once again, today I'm going to reference and does that to
1:04:44
another student, except this time quite literally because
1:04:46
it's with a fire extinguisher. Yeah, and she's like, not
1:04:50
convincing me to let you in here, bud.
1:04:52
Yeah, well, I think he knows at that point.
1:04:53
Like, he bashes the dude's head and it's like a pretty good bash
1:04:57
and you see it all. And then like after that he's
1:05:00
like, yeah, I'm probably not getting it.
1:05:02
So he leaves. Yeah.
1:05:04
And while this is happening, John and Alex are having their
1:05:06
bubbe moment as Alex is dying. And he's just saying like, go, I
1:05:10
want you to get out. I want you to be safe and live.
1:05:12
And it's just very like, oh, I mean, he was kind of a typical
1:05:17
teenage douchey boy, but he could have grown up to be a less
1:05:20
douchey man, you know? Yeah.
1:05:22
And it's sad to seeing his friend like have to say goodbye
1:05:25
to his best friend. Yeah, Party cop has stopped at a
1:05:28
roadblock on his way out of town.
1:05:31
They come up like his cousin's like, don't worry, I got this.
1:05:33
So he like gets out of the car and goes over to him and just
1:05:37
like tricks the cop and just knocks him out, Yeah.
1:05:42
Yeah, that's how they're gonna get past the roadblock, yeah,
1:05:46
John tells Cassie. Cuz he sees that he's got the
1:05:49
lesion and instead of doing the typical like, zombie movie
1:05:52
thing, I'm gonna ignore it and assume that I don't have the
1:05:55
same zombie disease everyone else has.
1:05:57
I'm special. He's like, no, I need to go full
1:06:00
Ash Williams on myself, please. And I need your help.
1:06:04
And it immediately has to backfire because they're both
1:06:09
sprayed with so much of his infected blood.
1:06:12
It's like Tarantino levels of blood shooting out of his hand.
1:06:16
It. Is insane and.
1:06:17
Then they take a blowtorch and cauterize it.
1:06:20
Yeah. Yep.
1:06:21
And then they kiss. Yeah, and the kiss is
1:06:23
interrupted by Mark braining Cassie.
1:06:27
Yeah, he like comes in. She's got a big fucking cut on
1:06:30
the back of her head. Bad.
1:06:31
Yeah, it is like her scalp is split and she might have a skull
1:06:35
fracture. Like it's bad.
1:06:38
It's not good and he is trying to kill John, and John, to his
1:06:42
credit, is very injured at the moment.
1:06:44
He's going ow ow ow ow ow you're on my stump and Cassie somehow
1:06:50
not unconscious with concussion, is able to whack Mark and kill
1:06:55
him. No, she takes a nail gun and
1:06:57
shoots him. Yeah, whacks him like, whacks
1:06:59
him with. The Yeah, sorry that took whack
1:07:03
as like hit yeah. OK, mafia whack.
1:07:06
Yeah. Yeah, OK, Yeah.
1:07:08
So they managed to escape into the woods.
1:07:10
But John is like, I'm dying. You maybe didn't cauterize me
1:07:16
the best. He collapses.
1:07:18
Yeah. And he's like, go on, just go.
1:07:20
So she does. But they catch up to her and
1:07:24
grab her. And then he gets up and jumps on
1:07:26
the cops and they all forget about her and they all focus all
1:07:29
of their efforts on him. Yeah.
1:07:30
Well, he's a lot bloodier and definitely looks like he's
1:07:33
probably infected. True, but they had like 10,
1:07:36
Yeah, people there like 5:00 and 5:00.
1:07:38
Yeah, they really. Joe Swanberg, This whole.
1:07:41
They did, yeah. So Cassie runs off.
1:07:44
Does Joe Swanberg deserve everything we're saying about
1:07:46
him? Yeah, he does.
1:07:48
I think he does. So she makes it to the road and
1:07:51
there's a van approaching and wouldn't you know, it's party
1:07:54
cop and his cousin. And they're like shit, man.
1:07:57
Yeah, we'll get you to the house party.
1:07:59
Caught back on this bullshit. He is not having his brain
1:08:02
blast. Moment where he should be like,
1:08:03
Oh no, DJ. She's covered in blood.
1:08:05
Yeah, I saw this shit in the last movie.
1:08:09
Come on. Yeah, so they let her in.
1:08:11
They're gonna take her to the hospital.
1:08:14
If you think the movie is over, you're wrong.
1:08:16
Because we go back to the girl that made out with Alex earlier
1:08:21
and she said she had to work for a living.
1:08:23
She's a stripper. And if you think that's
1:08:25
horrifying because she's in high school, you're correct.
1:08:27
What's also horrifying is some of the patrons being like, I
1:08:29
think she goes to my daughter's high school and they're all and.
1:08:31
The other guy. Getting.
1:08:32
High. Yeah, Oh my God, it's upsetting.
1:08:35
And she's also got lesions all over herself and is swapping
1:08:39
fluids with various patrons. She yeah, she takes off her top
1:08:43
and she's got like, pus bubbles all over her boobs.
1:08:46
And then the guys are like, I'd still hit it, Yeah, so then we
1:08:49
cut to them. Actually, she's giving them like
1:08:52
a lap dance. Yeah, like a private lap dance,
1:08:54
The kind that I think in shadier places leads to full on.
1:08:59
Sex. Yeah, it seems like that's the
1:09:00
direction it's going. Did you hear?
1:09:02
Did you hear? Now we get to have sex with the
1:09:04
customers, except she throws up on him because she's not feeling
1:09:08
good and he's upset about it. And obviously he's got her
1:09:13
infection now and she goes home and he goes home and she had her
1:09:19
coworker borrowed her lipstick that had gone over the lesion on
1:09:23
her mouth. And so that coworker has it.
1:09:25
And then we do more cartoons for the closing credits.
1:09:29
Animated credits showing exactly what happened, so it shows the
1:09:33
spread of the diseases going everywhere.
1:09:37
Yeah. Cuz the truck driver, one of the
1:09:40
guys there that was at the stripper that got the lap dance,
1:09:43
he's a truck driver. He pisses in a bottle, throws it
1:09:46
to people that were honking at him.
1:09:48
And they're in a convertible. Yeah.
1:09:49
So it gets all over them and it's just spreading across like.
1:09:53
Yeah, Two of the patrons were from Mexico, so they drove back
1:09:56
to Mexico. Obviously the original dancer,
1:10:00
she goes home and she's sick in her house and then she's got her
1:10:03
whole family and it's just the implication is that it's gonna
1:10:07
be like, worldwide. Yep, Yep.
1:10:11
And that's how it ends. And I like, I like the inclusion
1:10:14
of the cartoon here at the end as well because like, you can
1:10:18
let your imagination run wild with stuff like this.
1:10:20
And obviously, like seeing how it ends with her, like, you know
1:10:24
that like she's spreading it to all these patrons and these
1:10:26
patrons are gonna go various places.
1:10:28
And there's no reason that anybody would think that a high
1:10:31
school student from the infected high school is going to be
1:10:33
dancing at the strip club. So, you know, you can think
1:10:38
about how immediately catastrophic all of this is.
1:10:41
Again, I'm in reference Stephen King with The Stand, and the
1:10:44
implications become global pretty quickly.
1:10:47
And I like that the cartoon shows us some of the ways that
1:10:50
that can happen. Yeah, I think it's really
1:10:52
interesting seeing how it can spread.
1:10:54
And it's really fascinating. Yeah, The cartoon does a good
1:10:56
job of, like, showing that it's a really cool way to end the
1:10:59
movie. Yeah, I really liked it.
1:11:01
Yeah. So OK, how do we feel after
1:11:03
talking about it? I still feel really fucking
1:11:06
good. I'm.
1:11:07
I think I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna bump it to an 8 1/2.
1:11:11
OK, I'll keep mine at a nine, 'cause it feels right for this.
1:11:14
But man, I fucking love this movie.
1:11:16
It was so good, so much fun. So our new average is 8.75,
1:11:22
almost double the incredibly rude, rude, rude, rude, rude
1:11:25
IMDb rating I. Still can't believe it says hey
1:11:28
the messages. I I'm very curious to see what
1:11:32
some of the reviews are for this to know why people don't like
1:11:36
it. Yeah, OK.
1:11:40
Who did you relate to? I guess I probably related to I
1:11:49
guess just the girl in science class is like, hey, can you
1:11:52
please be quiet? I'm trying to do my work.
1:11:54
Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah.
1:11:57
Like just like, hey, yeah, like you guys are having a full
1:12:00
conversation at full volume and it's kind at least whisper.
1:12:03
Oh, also forgot end credits D&D. Totally fine.
1:12:07
They were just watching the the movie.
1:12:09
Yeah, Bride of the Cannibals too.
1:12:10
Yeah, which that's who I relate to is D&D because like, that is
1:12:14
my type of night right there. Just watching that Bride of the
1:12:17
Campbells too. Fuck yeah, it looked like it was
1:12:20
a fun movie too. Yeah, it seems like a fun time.
1:12:22
Yeah, OK. What did Talia think of it?
1:12:27
Talia was pretty sleepy by the time we got to this last night.
1:12:30
But then she was having like some party moments.
1:12:32
So she was like kind of on and off, like she'd have her burst
1:12:34
of energy and then you know, she'd need to go rest.
1:12:37
And she was, you know, she snores pretty loudly.
1:12:40
Yes, I think Talia is going to, because Talia understands the
1:12:45
implication of spreading, like how quickly stuff like this can
1:12:49
spread, because she does in fact like to lick all over people
1:12:53
and. She said that through COVID.
1:12:56
Exactly. So she's like, I think that this
1:12:59
is pretty scary. It's realistic.
1:13:01
I'm not so much sure that this is how quickly it would spread,
1:13:04
but it is in fact a terrifying implicate.
1:13:06
A terrifying thought experiment to have, you know.
1:13:12
That is an interesting thing because you think you hear about
1:13:16
some of these diseases that are highly contagious and highly
1:13:18
deadly, like this one is. But The thing is, a lot of times
1:13:21
with those diseases, they have a terrible spread rate because
1:13:24
they kill the person that's carrying the disease so fast
1:13:28
that they don't have a chance to spread it.
1:13:30
But this happened at a prom. Yeah.
1:13:32
And they contained it pretty well.
1:13:35
But once it got into that water supply also, yeah, that's this
1:13:38
fucking game over. It's going to so many people.
1:13:41
Yeah, and this is just one example.
1:13:43
Like, you know that down home water didn't only sell their
1:13:45
water to the school. Yeah, exactly.
1:13:47
Like we're not even seeing the other stories of what?
1:13:48
Happened. It's happening at home.
1:13:49
So yeah, all over the place. So I think Ty's gonna give this
1:13:54
a 10 out of 10. OK, I think this this properly
1:13:56
frightened her. I I agree.
1:13:58
And Zoe? Who do you think Zoe thought was
1:14:02
the most superior hunter? Man, I guess she probably, I
1:14:13
would like for her to have thought that the party cop was
1:14:16
great, but I think she probably really respects Mark's ability
1:14:19
to like fuck shit up like he like was like at home training.
1:14:22
It's like when she is like fighting herself in the yeah,
1:14:25
yeah, her reflection. She might be training.
1:14:29
See. And I was going to posit Party
1:14:31
Cop on my end of things because he does the sleuthing around and
1:14:35
the sneaking and the stealthiness, but he also does
1:14:38
get distracted and he enjoys a good pancake.
1:14:40
That's true. So he's taking the time to like
1:14:43
refuel and everything, which we never seen Mark do.
1:14:46
That's true, yeah. So I think, I think Party Cop
1:14:49
gets the edge just because of the food factor.
1:14:51
OK, let's go with Party Cop. Cool.
1:14:54
Dream sequel. Yes, stream sequel.
1:14:57
I'm gonna be really honest, like, I don't know how you can
1:14:59
easily do a sequel. I think you have to do what are
1:15:02
they called? Like a side quo, like something
1:15:03
that's happening at the same time as all of this.
1:15:06
Well, I don't know. See, here's the thing.
1:15:09
Party cop got out of town. He didn't, though, because he
1:15:12
has Cassie in the back of the truck with him and his cousin.
1:15:14
We don't know that though. No, we see her get in.
1:15:17
No, we don't know what happens from there.
1:15:19
OK, so you want to continue following party cops then?
1:15:22
Yeah, because all we see is them drive off, like something could
1:15:24
happen in the van where they get the fuck out of there and they
1:15:28
just like abandoned her. Hear me out.
1:15:32
He's got some weird genetic thing where he is immune immune.
1:15:36
Him and his cousin, they take her to the hospital.
1:15:39
Chaos starts happening in the hospital.
1:15:41
So we get this setting things going haywire, and him and his
1:15:45
cousin are just like, what the fuck is going on, man?
1:15:48
And they can't leave because obviously, like, things get
1:15:51
locked down and they're just like wandering around like Shaun
1:15:56
of the Dead style. Just kind of fumble it through
1:15:58
it all. I'm going to take a page from
1:16:01
The Last of Us here, and this is from the game.
1:16:05
I don't know anything about the show, so I'm not trying to spoil
1:16:07
anything, but the thing with that is he's taking care of this
1:16:12
girl who is immune to the disease.
1:16:16
And in order to cure the whole world, and they have to kill
1:16:20
her. They have to like you know, like
1:16:23
autopsy and she like inspect her body find out what it is exactly
1:16:26
that's causing the immunity. I.
1:16:28
Think you could probably do some testing without killing her.
1:16:30
Well, here's the thing. You guys tell a compelling story
1:16:32
and that's how you. Do it.
1:16:33
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
1:16:34
I'm just immediately, I'm like, I feel like there's probably a
1:16:37
less dramatic first option. So here's my suggestion.
1:16:42
They want to do the same with party cop.
1:16:43
They they have to kill Party Cop to cure the disease.
1:16:47
Party Cop is selfish. He just wants to continue
1:16:50
partying. He doesn't want to die.
1:16:52
He his. It's about his journey of
1:16:54
escaping and trying to get away from that.
1:16:58
I want to see them actually capture him and he winds up in a
1:17:01
bunker like in the beginning of Pineapple Express and they like
1:17:04
convince him to let him do testing by giving him weed.
1:17:08
Yeah, that would be cool. There's a lot of things you
1:17:10
could do with it. It could be.
1:17:11
It could be fun. And then he kind of slowly
1:17:13
morphs into pill hater and then we just start kind.
1:17:16
Of Look, man, I'm not going to get sick of party cops, so I'm
1:17:21
very much biased towards the sequel, OK?
1:17:23
So yeah, let's do it. Let's fucking do it.
1:17:25
OK. All right.
1:17:27
Tagline. Tagline.
1:17:31
So it was this time. It's spreading.
1:17:33
What's the original? It gets under your skin.
1:17:39
I like it gets under your skin. I'm just thinking of the
1:17:43
fingernail. Yeah, so stupid.
1:17:47
Something about like in high school rumors spread quickly.
1:17:53
This spreads faster. I kind of like that for like a
1:17:58
prom, like high school movie. Yeah, like and it lets you know
1:18:01
that it's like gonna be involved in a school.
1:18:05
Cuz you don't actually know spring fever.
1:18:07
I thought was gonna be like spring break I.
1:18:08
Don't know which one to go with. I like them both.
1:18:10
It's gonna flip a coin. Whichever one wins is the one
1:18:13
I'm gonna go with all. Right guys, you'll see what the
1:18:16
end result for the new tag light is on the art.
1:18:21
Yeah. OK.
1:18:23
Now time for review. OK, I'm very curious to hear
1:18:27
reasons why people don't like this movie.
1:18:30
Well see, I didn't know how you felt.
1:18:32
I thought that you might have liked it.
1:18:33
So I did go with the one that was negative and this is
1:18:36
somebody that came out of seeing it at the Fantasy Film Fest, so
1:18:40
before it had its DVD release. OK, I've seen Cabin Fever Two at
1:18:45
Fantasy Film Fest and it was the worst movie I've seen in a long
1:18:49
time. The acting was beyond horrible,
1:18:51
the story was non existent and the dialogue was a nightmare.
1:18:55
As for the gore, well it wasn't funny.
1:18:57
Disgusting like some scenes in the first one, but just
1:19:00
disgusting. If you like breasts full of
1:19:02
eczema or if you love watching pus come out of a guy's penis,
1:19:07
this is your movie. There was 1 funny scene that
1:19:10
cameo by Judah Friedelander, 30 Rock and that's the guy.
1:19:15
Yeah, yeah, and a fairly entertaining 3 minute appearance
1:19:19
by an almost unrecognizable writer, strong at the beginning
1:19:22
of the movie. But that's about it.
1:19:23
If this movie will ever come out on DVD or even gets into
1:19:26
cinemas, trust me and avoid it. Even if you like me, really like
1:19:30
the first one. Here's the thing, though, is
1:19:33
that there's definitely a story to this.
1:19:35
I I'd say as much of A story as the first one.
1:19:39
Yeah. I mean, like, I I agree.
1:19:41
It's very much a story that's a bunch of kids that are going to
1:19:44
prom and then like the prom is contaminated by the infection
1:19:48
from the first one that spreads to the water supply.
1:19:50
I think that that's a really good story.
1:19:52
And honestly though, I do think that there are some funny
1:19:54
moments with the core, like the one couple that's slow dancing
1:19:57
and then they're just like vomiting.
1:19:59
Into each other. Yeah, how do you not find that?
1:20:02
If you like gore, If you're a gore person, how do you not find
1:20:05
that hilarious? I feel like some people probably
1:20:08
laughed at Alex super gluing his fingernail back too.
1:20:11
I was disturbed by it, but I can see people finding that funny.
1:20:14
We're like, you know, like I said at the beginning, the bus
1:20:16
driver, like just trying to wipe away the blood.
1:20:18
From his hitting Rider, Strong like straight up like that, I
1:20:22
feel like was kind of played comically.
1:20:23
I don't know, man. I just, I it just feels like
1:20:26
somebody who's loyal to the first one and doesn't like this
1:20:30
follow up, which is fine. If you feel that way, it's fine.
1:20:34
I just don't, I don't understand those arguments because I do
1:20:38
think that they're funny. It's interesting.
1:20:40
I guess this person wanted it to be.
1:20:43
They wanted it to be more cabin fever one like the producers
1:20:46
did. And then instead you get a
1:20:47
little bit of Ty West and you get a little bit of producer
1:20:50
stuff here and then this is what we get.
1:20:53
This is just like with Hello Mary Lou last week.
1:20:55
Like, I don't care that it's not related to the first one because
1:20:58
it's fun. But it is related to the first.
1:21:01
One yeah, this is more related to the first one than Hello Mary
1:21:04
Lou was to Prom Night. Like, I don't get it's a it's a
1:21:08
continuation of the story. You can't follow those
1:21:11
characters from the first one because they're dead, except for
1:21:14
Rider Strong, who immediately dies.
1:21:17
And like, I get letting people do their own thing, but like,
1:21:21
there are a lot of, like, media types out there, like where an
1:21:26
editor is there and they correct shit that people do.
1:21:30
And, you know, the creative mind might not agree with it, but
1:21:34
like, a lot of times, sometimes that stuff makes for a better
1:21:37
product. Like, it might not be what you
1:21:39
wanted, but it might make it a better movie.
1:21:41
And that could have been the case with this right here.
1:21:43
Like Ty West's, like what Ty W would have wanted.
1:21:47
And there might not have been what this movie needed to be
1:21:50
good. Yeah, I'm very, I am very
1:21:53
curious of what his original product looked like.
1:21:57
Yeah, me too. Like some of my favorite things
1:21:59
have been things where like like a lot of Dragon Ball, some of
1:22:03
the best moments that happen and that are because he wanted to do
1:22:07
something and his editor was like, no, don't do that.
1:22:09
You change it right now and then he changes it and it's better.
1:22:12
I mean, I've said it before. There are plenty of times that
1:22:16
Stephen King books needed to be edited down, and he when he was
1:22:19
in the height of his fame, his editor was afraid to tell him to
1:22:23
tone. It down.
1:22:23
That's the thing that happens once you get too fart smelly.
1:22:26
You get high on your supply like people become yes men and they
1:22:30
don't tell you no. And I get it because they're
1:22:32
definitely like we're both creative people and we both do
1:22:35
things. And I get it from the
1:22:38
perspective of like, this is the vision I had.
1:22:42
And it feels, especially if you're somebody like Ty W who
1:22:44
takes it very personally, I can see that I don't wanna
1:22:48
compromise on my vision. But you do sometimes have to
1:22:52
maybe take some feedback and see if there's a good compromise to
1:22:56
be had, or maybe understand where somebody's coming from and
1:22:58
that your vision is not coming across the way maybe you
1:23:02
intended. Yeah, I don't necessarily like,
1:23:04
I don't blame them for that. And like, I respect that.
1:23:07
But like The thing is, this is a from a company.
1:23:09
This is a product. That's what this thing is like.
1:23:12
It's not like movies are like a form of art, but they're also
1:23:16
products and you know. Well, and The thing is too,
1:23:19
like, I get it, the director, like, has this vision, is
1:23:22
responsible for putting all of these pieces together and
1:23:24
everything. But ultimately, like, it's not
1:23:26
just his movie. They're so there are dozens on
1:23:32
the smaller projects, dozens of people involved, if not hundreds
1:23:35
on larger projects like. Yeah, I mean, there was like two
1:23:39
other writers. Credit.
1:23:40
Yeah, there are a lot of people involved here and it's it's, you
1:23:44
know, it's a lot. And then this is an interesting
1:23:46
discussion to have about like, you know this film as a medium
1:23:52
in general, like you know whose product is it at the end of the
1:23:55
day. And I know that this was a
1:23:57
discussion that a lot of people had about Buffy when all the
1:24:00
stuff with Joss was, you know, being talked about a lot.
1:24:04
And they're like, you know, ultimately at the end of the
1:24:05
day, this wasn't just Joss's show like this was, you know,
1:24:10
this was there were multiple writers and producers.
1:24:12
We have all of the cast here who were putting their hearts and
1:24:15
souls into it like. That's the thing that at the
1:24:17
end. Of the day it's not.
1:24:18
You can't just call it his show because there's so many people
1:24:21
here. That's the thing that I hate for
1:24:24
people whenever. Like, I'm going to just say
1:24:27
this, like, call me out on it if you want, but like, jeepers,
1:24:30
Creepers, like, it fucking sucks.
1:24:32
Like that dude is a terrible person and I understand why
1:24:35
people don't want to support that.
1:24:37
But so many other people that didn't do terrible shit worked
1:24:41
hard on that movie, and it's a fun movie that it's just tainted
1:24:45
by this terrible thing that happened.
1:24:48
Yeah. And as a result of that like
1:24:51
it's kind of. Thing that a person did that got
1:24:53
away with and it's awful and it's appalling.
1:24:57
Yeah, I don't want to say that, like, but like, it sucks for the
1:25:00
other people because it's a fucking team.
1:25:02
Yeah, Justin Long's performance in it is amazing.
1:25:06
I'm not. Even talking about that people
1:25:07
behind the. Camera.
1:25:08
Yeah. I talk about people behind the
1:25:09
camera, too. I'm just saying like that is one
1:25:11
of like that's a really good performance from him early on in
1:25:14
his career and it sucks that like.
1:25:16
Yeah, I know. It's like his introduction as
1:25:18
Scream King I. Think yeah, and like, you know
1:25:21
it. Like with the Harry Potter books
1:25:23
and movies, they mean so much to so many people.
1:25:26
And I read somewhere that somebody was like, well, we're
1:25:30
just getting divorced from JK and we're keeping the kids.
1:25:36
Yeah, that's how people think of it because.
1:25:39
And that's the other thing about art that I think we've talked
1:25:41
about too, is that once it's released to an audience, the
1:25:43
audience has its own interpretation and its own
1:25:46
meaning and its own experience with it.
1:25:49
That is completely different from maybe what the creator ever
1:25:53
meant for there to be. Yeah.
1:25:55
So yeah, it's this is a whole, it's a real complicated thing
1:25:59
when you start looking at all of it.
1:26:01
And I hate that Ty W hates this so much because I think it's so
1:26:04
much fun. I know.
1:26:05
Me too. It's a bummer.
1:26:06
But whatever, man. It's as prerogative.
1:26:08
It's, you know. Yeah, and I can totally get
1:26:10
being unhappy with the product that came out, but I I love it
1:26:14
for whoever made the decisions that were made.
1:26:16
And you know, if he says he doesn't want credit for the
1:26:18
final product, that's fine. They appealed to us.
1:26:21
Yeah, it appealed to us, whoever did the certain things, and some
1:26:23
of those are definitely a Thai W flair, you know what I mean?
1:26:26
We've watched enough of this stuff to know like his.
1:26:28
Hand in it, you can see his fingerprints all over this movie
1:26:31
in certain parts. But yeah, there are definitely
1:26:34
parts where you can tell it's maybe not exactly his call.
1:26:37
Yeah, but I mean, definitely his sense of humor is throughout
1:26:41
this well. I'm just gonna read the one
1:26:43
listener review we had which is very relevant to what we were
1:26:46
talking about here and we don't have to necessarily elaborate
1:26:48
anymore cuz we already did. But it's Cube saves from
1:26:51
Instagram who says weirdest Thai West movie.
1:26:53
And it's probably for a very good reason, as we've already
1:26:56
talked about. Yeah, and I mean, and that's
1:26:59
saying something because Thai W movies tend to just kind of be
1:27:02
weird. Generally, yeah, they're very
1:27:04
strange. Yeah, and that's not a bad
1:27:07
thing. He's got his, he's got his own
1:27:10
flavor and that's good. But yeah.
1:27:13
Yeah. All right.
1:27:15
Well, that's it for the show, is it for this one?
1:27:19
For this week. Yeah, And next week we're we're
1:27:22
going to a college dance. We're going up a little bit.
1:27:27
We're also going to be Stan Vinis again.
1:27:30
Oh yeah. Because we're talking about the
1:27:33
Prowler. Oh man, that's one that we
1:27:35
wanted to talk about for a while.
1:27:37
So it's cool that we finally get to do so.
1:27:39
Yeah, it's currently on to be Fandango at home prime AMC plus.
1:27:44
I'm assuming that means it's also on shutter right now.
1:27:46
Yeah, probably. Shutter doesn't come up on my
1:27:48
goo Google search for whatever reason.
1:27:50
OK, YouTube Primetime, Sling TV Premium and YouTube TV Premium.
1:27:56
Yeah, so it's on a couple of the free ones like Tubi and
1:27:59
Fandango. So definitely watch this if you
1:28:01
haven't seen it. If you have seen it, watch it
1:28:02
again cuz it's fun. It is on shutter.
1:28:05
OK, it is on shutter. That means that you can also
1:28:08
watch the Joe Bob Original The Shutter Marathon.
1:28:11
That's when this was shown. So if you wanna watch the movie
1:28:15
plus Joe Bob commentary, just go ahead and plug that in right
1:28:19
there. Yeah, and those are shorter
1:28:22
segments too, because it was an all night marathon.
1:28:24
Yeah, yeah, not as in depth. Yeah, I'll see if I can find.
1:28:28
I don't know if it transferred over to my new phone, but during
1:28:31
the first time we watch, we did a re watch of the marathon with
1:28:36
a bunch of peeps on Twitter and I was plugging Talia into all of
1:28:41
the posters. And by the time in the night we
1:28:44
got to this one, it was a little weird and we were pretty slab
1:28:48
happy and there were the edits were getting really weird.
1:28:53
Yeah, share that for. That for sure.
1:28:55
I'll see if I can find it, if it's still on, if it transferred
1:28:58
over to this phone or not so. All right, Yeah, so that's it
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for this one. We you can.
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Yeah, well, that's why you fucked up.
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1:31:03
Did he come back for Girl Meets World?
1:31:05
I don't know. I've never watched that show.
1:31:07
Maybe. Maybe.
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OK.