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205: My New Coat · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing that I'm learning. I guess a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it.
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  Speaker 2: I am a combination of many different things.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I like to smoke. I hear you
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  Speaker 1: because I like to smoke that ship. And let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Let me tell you why you get way
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  Speaker 1: more stoned when you smoke it than when you eat it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and
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  Speaker 3: you just want a light little tingle.
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  Speaker 1: When who doesn't want to be the listen man, that
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  Speaker 1: light little tingle is like spidy senses to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that shit's like a anxi.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're you're a large man. You're a large man.
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  Speaker 1: And also that its like trucks coming, that light little tingle.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I want the.
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  Speaker 1: Light little tingle. I want to be knocked out, like
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  Speaker 1: the whole body tingle, like a truck's coming.
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  Speaker 3: Those of us, there are those of us out there
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  Speaker 3: that kind of just want a light little ooh that
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  Speaker 3: flower looks really red.
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  Speaker 1: My weed shop, My weed shop, I walk in and there,
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  Speaker 1: like your back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but.
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  Speaker 3: Geez, kidd I love that you probably keep the lights
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  Speaker 3: on in that place. You like, you're like Norman Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: They got a nickname for me and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I woke up singing your song today?
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  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 3: What you're trying to get into a day is soon?
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  Speaker 1: What you're trying to do get into?
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  Speaker 3: When Donald and I used to be young and go out,
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  Speaker 3: we would, uh, we would text it. I guess we
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  Speaker 3: would probably call each other like, Yo, what you're trying
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  Speaker 3: to get into tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Try to get into tonight?
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  Speaker 3: What you're trying to get into tonight?
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  Speaker 1: That used to be to go to When we'd be
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  Speaker 1: at work, it would be like it would be like
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  Speaker 1: six o'clock and we get off early. Let's say it
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  Speaker 1: was a Wednesday, and we'd get off that around you know,
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  Speaker 1: nine or ten, and that around nine or ten, that's
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  Speaker 1: when the club kind of opens up.
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  Speaker 3: Right, You'd be like, yo, yo, what you're trying to
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  Speaker 3: get into?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd have work. If they were like, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to be a work until ten o'clock in the
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  Speaker 1: in the in the morning tomorrow, it would be like, yo, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't got work till ten. What about you? I
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  Speaker 1: don't got work till ten?
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  Speaker 3: What you're trying to get into. And then and then
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  Speaker 3: now that we're old, we're just say it like jokingly,
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  Speaker 3: like yo, what you're trying to get into tonight? Like
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to go to sleep and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: get in.
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  Speaker 1: My bed, right, I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: But then then something and then, as we've told you,
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  Speaker 3: Donald's name in the middle name is a day of shoon.
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  Speaker 3: So then it became a song. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I wrote it or you writ think I wrote you
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  Speaker 3: wrote it. What you're trying to get into a day
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  Speaker 3: of shune? What you're trying to do? But I open it.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a Sesame stroke Street song one two three, four, five, six.
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  Speaker 3: Seven, eleven twelve.
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  Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day of shoon?
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  Speaker 1: What you're trying to do? You had trying to five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
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  Speaker 1: eleven twelve. I'm trying to stay out till one two
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  Speaker 1: three four five.
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  Speaker 4: Dad.
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  Speaker 3: I like it when you do it because you add
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  Speaker 3: a little sauce. You're like trying to get into what he.
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  Speaker 1: Is that Algero Manyeah.
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  Speaker 3: You Algae rote it up. You Algie rote it up.
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  Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into? This is welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the stoned out version of feet, doctors and real friends.
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  Speaker 3: Well, listen every morning, Navigator. Today, Almost every morning I
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  Speaker 3: wake up singing a song. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I've thought about it in my sleep or what, but
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  Speaker 3: I hum, assuming I'm in a good mood, which is often,
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  Speaker 3: I have a little song while I'm doing my morning
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  Speaker 3: pee and I'm just bopping my head to something and
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  Speaker 3: you never know what it's going to be. But this
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  Speaker 3: morning it was what you're trying to get in I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to try to.
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  Speaker 1: Do what you're trying to do. Oh man, I missed
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  Speaker 1: those days. I missed those days of what you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get?
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  Speaker 3: What's a place called Joseph's We used to go to.
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  Speaker 1: There was Joseph's and that was just off a Yuka?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And isn't there a line in in is it Made? Yeah? Made?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I'm trying to spend the rest of
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  Speaker 1: my life living on Yuka?
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  Speaker 3: That's uh? That's Vince Vaughan in the very very underrated
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  Speaker 3: movie Made.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's uh because you stole my van and
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  Speaker 1: I don't like you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you haven't seen Made, Ce Made, John Favreau
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  Speaker 3: and Vince Vaughan. It was after Swingers, and they were
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  Speaker 3: it was like, I think Favreau's next film after that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that they had blown up after like the
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  Speaker 1: two of them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff,
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  Speaker 3: but that was the next movie they did together.
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  Speaker 1: They came back and did this one again.
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  Speaker 3: And the only thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta watch, Vince. I don't know if we have
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  Speaker 3: you talked about this yet on the podcast. We're already
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  Speaker 3: geting the point where don't Rember if you've sid this, righty,
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  Speaker 3: but haven't you got to watch if you want to
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  Speaker 3: laugh your ass off, watch Vince Vaughn riffing like only
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  Speaker 3: Vince Vaughan could back in the day and making shit
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  Speaker 3: up and Fabreau's struggling to get through the scene. And
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  Speaker 3: it is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: The two of them together. Man, that shit is magic.
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  Speaker 1: Like they should really go back. I know they're both
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  Speaker 1: very grown now and both very seasoned now. Also I wonder.
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  Speaker 3: If the magic's loss though maybe I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 3: because some of it was they were so young, and
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Swingers was just fucking incredible. And they were
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  Speaker 3: just so young and wide eyed, and they had just
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  Speaker 3: the most amazing banter and they would improbably it's like crazy,
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  Speaker 3: and it was just I don't know, Vince Vaughn was
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  Speaker 3: the quickest mofo in the world back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, I
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  Speaker 1: think they're both so like look at us, man. I
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  Speaker 1: think if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what
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  Speaker 1: we know about comedy and about the industry and about
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  Speaker 1: timing and about making television and stuff like that, if
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  Speaker 1: we were to go back and start all over from
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  Speaker 1: the beginning with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way
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  Speaker 1: more funny. That's like anything, it would have been way
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  Speaker 1: more funny. I think the two of them still have
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  Speaker 1: their you know, I think they still have their their
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  Speaker 1: their their connection, their magic, their magic. And if they
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  Speaker 1: were to go out there and do another I would
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  Speaker 1: personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters
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  Speaker 1: from Swingers. Uh Allah made what we made.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anyone that's seen made other than you
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  Speaker 3: and I.
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  Speaker 1: But that's bullshit, man.
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  Speaker 3: It was not. It was not. It was not a
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  Speaker 3: hit or not a popular movie. I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, such a good movie. Cardiff Giants all of
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And then how Vince Vaughan spent all the
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  Speaker 1: money in one night and everything. Come on, man, thatsh
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  Speaker 1: It's just so it's such a.
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  Speaker 3: Good and then the scene I love when they when
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  Speaker 3: they get their per diem. And then and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: so this is my prettiem, right. Vin Swaughan's character can't
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  Speaker 3: get can't get his head around the idea that he
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  Speaker 3: just gets cash. So this is my prettyem.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is your Yes, he had the money
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  Speaker 1: out on the plane because this is how this movie too.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And and Sam Rockwell plays a guy who
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  Speaker 3: works at the hotel. They're saying it like it's supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be like the Mercer hotel down in second So yeah, right,
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  Speaker 3: and you get a goldfish, remember he plays. We can
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  Speaker 3: do a podcast on made Donald. We should do a
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  Speaker 3: special episode, by the way, you know, we should do
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  Speaker 3: one day. Let's say we really keep liking this and
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  Speaker 3: we run out of episodes. Yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna do season nine. We'll just we should do
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  Speaker 3: season nine. But then we should start doing this for
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  Speaker 3: movies we love like, We'll just like do a rewatch
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  Speaker 3: of our favorite films.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to do that. Maybe we could get the
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  Speaker 1: guests of our favorite past Oh that's cool, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could have We could have Vince Vaughan and
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  Speaker 3: uh and John.
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  Speaker 1: If we got see that's the problem though. If John
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  Speaker 1: Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how long
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  Speaker 1: I would be able to hold out before asking him
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  Speaker 1: for a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how long I'd be able to hold out. Probably,
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  Speaker 1: bless you.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably why he doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, come on, I'm yeah, that's probably exactly why.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of these guys, like I imagine,
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  Speaker 3: you know, John Fabreus of the world or people that
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  Speaker 3: get entrenched in the Star Wars universe, especially they played.
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  Speaker 1: Marvel Man marvel Is, probably don't.
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  Speaker 3: Want to leave their house. They're like, oh god, the
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  Speaker 3: Donald Faisons of the world are gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Be like and chilled out.
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  Speaker 3: Od I in Iron Man three minutes and twenty one seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a real explosion?
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  Speaker 1: No, you'll never hear me ask about the movie. You
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  Speaker 1: know what. I made that mistake once in life, and
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  Speaker 1: I got the answer I wanted and I was so
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  Speaker 1: in awe of the fact that he was talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about what about his process or his process that
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  Speaker 1: was more process that I fucking missed every word he said.
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  Speaker 1: I met. So I've met George Lucas quite a few
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  Speaker 1: times because I'm a huge Star Wars fan and we
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  Speaker 1: had just finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at
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  Speaker 1: Skywalker Ranch and he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: Windo and Ludacris, right, and Ludacris had said to me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: any advice you could give me. And I said to him, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you know how to do music videos and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: you know how to wrap and everything. Just bring everything,
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  Speaker 1: all of that energy that you bring in your music,
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  Speaker 1: just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, And so I
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  Speaker 1: when he did that, I was like, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: now he did that in front of George Lucas. I
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  Speaker 1: now have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas, so,
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  Speaker 1: how'd you come up with Star Wars?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? God, so I'm embarrassed already.
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  Speaker 1: I said, so, how'd you come up with Star Wars
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  Speaker 1: and he fucking answered the question. He's like, well, so
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  Speaker 1: what I do is I you know, I sit down
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  Speaker 1: in my house and I'm like, oh, what it would
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  Speaker 1: be an interesting galaxy. Let's see maybe a galaxy far away,
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  Speaker 1: and then I could come up with the idea of
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  Speaker 1: a planet. Okay, on this end this galaxy, there's a planet.
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  Speaker 1: What would the planet be. Let's say it's tattooing, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then what's it like on tattooing? And he goes
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  Speaker 1: into the whole fucking thing on how these creating galaxies
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  Speaker 1: and you know, and I'm sitting there and in my mind,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, fucking George Lucas is talking to me. Fucking
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  Speaker 1: George Lucas is talking to me. I didn't hear one
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  Speaker 1: word he said. He gave me the algorithm the Star
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  Speaker 1: Wars and I wasn't listening because I was so in
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  Speaker 1: awe of the fact that I was talking to George Lucas.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this is a lie? This is the
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  Speaker 1: honest I walked away like, you fucking moron, You fucking
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  Speaker 1: didn't listen.
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  Speaker 3: You know, It's funny. In my mind, George Lucas was like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: invite Donald Fazon because I might put him in on
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  Speaker 3: one of the leads of one of my new films. Okay, sir,
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  Speaker 3: we'll invite him. And then you get there and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, he's one of those guys who asked me
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  Speaker 3: how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I sat in front of him for Revenge of the Scyth, right,
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  Speaker 1: and he's behind me. And I loved Revenge of the Sith.
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  Speaker 1: Even when I saw it back in the day. I
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  Speaker 1: loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw Joel, look at the face, Joel's giving you.
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  Speaker 1: And I sat in front of him, and I remember
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  Speaker 1: I was there and we had you know, we had
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  Speaker 1: cocktails before the movie. It was like this big MTV premiere.
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  Speaker 1: We had cocktails, we had food, et cetera. I might
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  Speaker 1: have even smoked a cigarette back then. This was a
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: long time ago, right, And I'm there with this girl
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  Speaker 1: that I'm dating and we are watching Revenge of the
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  Speaker 1: Sith and the movie ends and I turn around and
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  Speaker 1: I look at him and I can see he's like,
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  Speaker 1: what would you think? And I'm like, dude, it was
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  Speaker 1: fucking amazing. You did it, George, you did it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I'm losing my mind. I grab him, I give him
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  Speaker 1: a hip hop. Yeah, I give him a big hug
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  Speaker 1: and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you. You did it, George,
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  Speaker 1: you fucking did it. And I turn around and I go, who,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. He fucking did it. And I
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  Speaker 1: say it to the girl I'm dating at the time.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, babe, your breath smells
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  Speaker 1: oh so bad right now. But I'm like, all in
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  Speaker 1: his face, Oh my god, George, you fucking did it.
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  Speaker 4: Ude.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, I have another embarrassing story related to
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  Speaker 3: Star Wars. You did?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what did I do?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an ideality?
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: God, she has an identical You went.
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: And congratulated the identical twin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I let go and you know what,
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  Speaker 1: and here's the problem with it, here's the problem with them.
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  Speaker 3: No, Bro, that was embarrassing. I was with you that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then she laughed at
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: me about it after I told I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: just fucking went up to your sister and congratulated her
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  Speaker 1: on Star Wars.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: You were so dialed in with these people. I just
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends
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  Speaker 3: with the cowboy hat guy, Dave Filoni, Dave Felony. You're
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: these fucking people hire you to be in these movies?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: I did felictening with jj A Brooms.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, You're like, it's God, But I really, I really
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  Speaker 3: want to make it one of my life priorities to
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: at least get you in one of these movies. I mean,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: fucking Ed Sheeran's in costume hidden doing cameos in these movies.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Why can't hearans in Game of Thrones too? Man? It's like,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: you know, why can't? Is because one I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Who can I call? Who can I call?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: You got a lot of friends you could call? Dude,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: you're freaking well. I was at the same Spielberg and
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  Speaker 1: makes Spielberg called Lucas call Lucas, who will have been
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: called everybody over at Disney. You know who you need
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  Speaker 1: to get in touch with. These are the two people
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  Speaker 1: I need you to get in touch with for me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fhiggy, Okay, I don't really know Foggy, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: writing it down. Kevin Foggy, Okay, I'm gonna call him today.
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  Speaker 3: Who else? And the head of Disney, Well, Sean Bailey
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  Speaker 3: is a friend of mine. He's uh, he's the head
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  Speaker 3: of production, President of production at Disney. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: call Sean Bailey. Okay, Sean Bailey fig Okay. Now, will
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  Speaker 3: you make sure that when you meet them you have
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  Speaker 3: a mint in your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: I will will, definitely, I will definitely mint up that day.
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  Speaker 1: I was not only mint up that day. I will
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: keep all of my emotions buried as Jedi do. I was.
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  Speaker 3: I hung out with j while he was making the
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  Speaker 3: last Star Wars movie. We were staying at the same hotel,
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  Speaker 3: and I would often see him in the lobby of
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  Speaker 3: the hotel and we would we would shoot the ship.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm remember him sitting with a laptop clearly in
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  Speaker 3: my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay over by the
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: fireplace and the lobby in London, and I thought, oh
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: my god, Donald would freak out. Right now, JJ's over
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  Speaker 3: by the fireplace what looks clearly like doing a rewrite
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  Speaker 3: of the script.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're so lucky that I was not there, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know, because you would have gone over and be like
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: you did it. No, no, like Donald, get off of me.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: No no, no, let's let's let's let's just be honest
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  Speaker 1: with it, with it all. The order of appreciation for
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the Star Wars trilogies, Yeah, is the first trilogy. Obviously,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: the Empire strikes back New Hope, returning to Jedi, those
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  Speaker 1: three then you gotta go Clone Wars. You gotta do
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  Speaker 1: all of that stuff. You gotta go episode one, two
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  Speaker 1: and three, and then you gotta go.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't weigh in, Joel, please weigh in,
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  Speaker 3: because you.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go seven eight nine, you know, you know. Uh.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: And And the thing about seven eight nine is it
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: started so great and then it kind of went off
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: in a direction that nobody you know, some people love it,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: some people don't love it, and then they tried to,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: you know, correct it, and I don't know, I don't know.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people really really loved the
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: you know, a little infny dippity about it. I love
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: get it twisted. I will always be a true fan
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: trilogy was my favorite.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: That's all God like, that's super fair. I feel like
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: it's definitely a fifty to fifty split on fans. I
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: think it'll see a lot Like with the original or
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: with the prequels, we saw a lot of kids who
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: that was their first Star Wars are like write or
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: The people's are amazing. It's my first experience. So I'm
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no,
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Kylo is everything, and I really like the relationship between
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Ren and Kilo, and there's a lot to love.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Scene wise, there's a kind of like sea.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Moments scenes and exactly Joel, You're nailing it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Was like, what is even happening or just.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Good or just the storyline between Kylo and and Ray
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and how and how they
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: found each other and the you know, it gets a
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: little twisted. I feel like, and this is just my
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: personal belief and I love you know. I As a
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: movie by itself, I think, uh, the Last Jedi is
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a good movie. But in the trilogy form. I don't
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: think it fits at all. I think it's like and
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's because they're writing around shit. In the
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: two That Surrounded you know what I mean? So and
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: the Force Awakens, they wrote a story. He deviates from
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the story, and then JJ tries to correct, but the.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Course correcting at the end did not work for me.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: I love The Last Jedi. It's my favorite of the
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: new trilogy. But it's because it has a lot of
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: tropes that I was born a Star War. You take
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: a lot of the Phone Wars moments that I love
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: and brought them to the like the big screen, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: I was all like, although, blowing up the ship like
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: that's my next tattoo, very legitimate?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: But who hold out?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: And where to fuck this hold over?
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: If you had read the book Princess of alder On,
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: you would know exactly.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Read Yeah, I totally get that. But for the majority
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: of Star Wars fans, who the fuck is hold up?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: It's like people that it's like introducing Darth Maul again
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: in Solo. Most of the people didn't want. Most Star
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels, so they have
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: no idea that Darth Maul survives this fall uh from
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: uh from obi Wan when obi Wan slices happens. Hold on,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: just just wait a second.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I'm worried people are tuning out. I'm worried. I'm worried
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: that people are We're gonna pin podcast, We're gonna We're
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: gonna pin.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: It now, We're gonna pin it now, let's get back
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: to scrubs. Is that something you want to say? Joel
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: period out.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It and then we can move on. But just this
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: is the new the new conversation of nerds. All nerd me.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: You had to read all the comics to go into
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: the movies the TV shows to enjoy this stuff, because
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: that's whe all the GT details were, and that's how
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: we separated. And I don't want to reopen the argument
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: of what a true nerd is. You can like things
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: and be as nerdy about them as you want to.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: But I find something so so satisfying about having read
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: one hundred comic books and thirty six novels and getting
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: to the movie and then all of that backward is
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: paid off in the film.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: It's people.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: It alienates some people, and that pressures people, but get
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: on board, like.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: It's awesome, Joel, you and I are the same person.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I've read damn near every Star Wars comic book, like
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I have singles, I have the actual graphic novels I
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: have at all. But that being said, man, it's like
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: you got to look at it as a lot of
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: people don't read that shit, and because they don't read
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: that shit, you got to keep the story. You know,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: you can still pay homage and have little inside jokes,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: but you can't make actual storyline about things that happen
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: in the comic that only you know, like a million
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: people read, you know, I mean, you just can't. You
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: just see what you're saying if the same yet, And
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: that being said, six eight.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure we made a bunch of Nurse's story.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Here, yea.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I think we should have kept going. I just think
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: we should have kept the preamble because you know why
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: people are gonna think. Joel and Donald have begun a
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Star Wars podcast, and I accidentally clicked on that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: By the way, I was literally only three minutes, dude.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: It was literally it was great. I was able to
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: get a light nap in listen Isaac Isaac Washington, Ted
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Lang from The Love Boat.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's how awesome is that? He's amazing in this
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: episode too.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, he's a good actor. And I always thought that.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: He had done more episodes than just this one. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: thought he was in two of them.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Now, did you watch The Love Boat? There's so many
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: episodes of love It's like over two hundred episodes of
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: The Love Boat. Did you watch?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I watched several, so it's a the Love Boat. I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: do believe he did more than this. I think we didn't.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: We have other cast members from The Love Boat on?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, well doc Doc was on? Wasn't Doc on?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I believe so I could. Let's this is a
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Scrubs wiki question.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: No, we can't put him to work right away. Dude,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: how are we doing with him? Joelle? Do we getting
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: him his vocal pops? Okay, he's happy.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: You gotta keep him very happy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: It's like you gotta keep you gotta feed the beast.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: You gotta give him a swag every time he answers
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: a question, Donald.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to do the recap?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Did you rehearse?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't this time?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, let me get my timer ready. I don't really
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: think this is I'm gonna say something controversial that I
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: don't say very often. Right, this episode is not.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: That great, Okay, I I wow, that's that's something to
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: be said.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's all right. And by the way, to all
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: stars behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Bucklan, I'm just
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: saying it wasn't one of my favorites. I didn't.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: just like a day in the life in the hospital
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and it kind of you'll kind of hear that in
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: my recap.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It feels like a B side.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like a it's like a It's like right,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it's like the Wu Tang Clan came out with Protect
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Your Neck, and on the B side was Method Man.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: The Method Man's song is Dope and to Protected next.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I can't this is a bad example because both songs
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: are so really just really good. All right.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: This is I think we all know a song on
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: the album that comes out that's like, eh, it's not
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: the best song, but I'll still play it, right, And
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: that's how I feel about this episode. It's like, it's fine,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: there's some funny shit in the opera, singer singing mister mistake,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: and there's some there's a couple of funny things. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I was I didn't I didn't really laugh out loud
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: that much.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Rob said, here we go.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, let me get my timer ready, okay and go.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: The gang has reached a new level of confidence, but
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: all make big mistakes in this episode. They all have
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: to learn to live with it, because, let's be honest,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: in real life, you don't get a do over. Some
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: find it very challenging, some find it very easy. But
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: in the end, all of them are happy with how
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: so it seems.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Well, that was twenty three seconds.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's all I mean.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like you need to be really using your
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: time because.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to listen. I have anxiety over this every
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: fucking episode.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Good, you had seven seconds. You could have gone into
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: detail about the janitor wearing a white coat.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Well, no, because that's not the that's not the that's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: not a recap. That's when you.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: When you when you're fucking just giving up seven seconds.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: You could be talking about the B story of the
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: C story.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You could that's but I think that's what we're supposed
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to do in the podcast.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: No, but you could also be like. And also the janitor,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: you can be like. And also the janitor wears a
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: white coat because he tries.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: To tell me, tell me if I have tell me
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: if I get this in seven seconds. And also the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: janitor wears a white coat because JD decided to wear
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a white coat to work one day.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, that was a very.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Funny storyline, though I thought. I thought the fact that no,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: well that too, but the fact that JD decided to
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: wear you know what, I'm a fucking resident. Now I'm
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: gonna wear a white coat to work, right, and and
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: and because I'm important and I'm a doctor and I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: need this white.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: He was feeling himself.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He was totally feeling himself. He's feeling accomplished. Yeah, you know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Well and then a little bit of trivia. Doctor Cox
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: does not wear a white coat the whole episode.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Which is odd because he wears a white coat always.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Right, And I think I get I'm assuming it was
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: the way, his biceps, he must have done a lot
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: of I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I won't wear a white coat, just to really accentuate
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: what a dork JD is. And then Johnny was like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: but but in lieu of a white coat, my biceps
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: are going to be fucking pumped.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: He doesn't fuck around, man.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: You can tell he was curling before.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Where you've seen you can tell that Johnny does not
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: fuck around when it comes to fitness. Man. His fitness
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: was you know, I don't know how you know his
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: His wife is very health conscious when it comes to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: eating and stuff like that. I don't know if Johnny
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: was like that before he met her, but he definitely
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: was putting on He was definitely in.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: The diet wise, but bro, he was always ripped.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was putting that work.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: He puts us to shame, dude, yeah he is. How
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: are you doing on your fitness thing? By the way,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: because I've been being a little lazy. I mean, obviously
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I've got a few things on my mind, but I've
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: been I haven't really been killing it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Well until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in deep shit pretty much like I were stuck
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: in a loop. I work out an hour every day
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: pretty much. I work out, you know, with the trainer.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I work out, you know, on my peloton. I have
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: food that's delivered to me. The shout out to Trifecta Nutrition.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Do you know, by the way in there's an allowable
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: amount of of like insect and rodent parts allowed in tuna.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Well, you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to eat a certain amount of.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's in all foods because you just can't control.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: You can't get if you have a factory, you can't
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: get your insects slash roadent problem down to zero. But
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: there is like literally you can google it. There's like
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: an allowable amount of like roach slash rat parts allowed
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: in tuna fish. Did you know that? Joel?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You're ruining food for so many people.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just telling you. If you don't believe me, if
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: you're sitting there listening, going if you like doing the.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Salad sandwich, you might want to change your.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Joel, can you google what the allowable amount of of
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: roach slash rodent parts in tuna is? Use Google? Like,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Joel's gonna Joe Well's gonna do it for you guys,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I'm listening to podcasts while I do dishes. It's nice
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: to speeds along the dishes, does it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a lot of dishes like that where
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta be where you're washing for an hour. And well, my.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Girlfriends are really good. No, it's the whole pocket. My
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: girlriends are really good cook and she's always mate.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't make her a really good cook. Bro.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: You know for a fact, my girlfriends are ridiculous cook.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's are very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenon.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: there's like breads going during the day and it's like
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: a whole thing, and I'm so appreciative it. But then
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I look at the sink and it's like like psycho
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: and so I got god, Joelle's face is not making.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: She's not making.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, here you go.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: This is According to LiveScience dot com, ground cinnamon can
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: contain up to an average of four hundred insect fragments
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: per fifty grams. Regular can do an average of three
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: hundred insect fragments per ten grams?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and tuna. I remember tuna being high.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: How many grams in announce specifically twenty eight grams and announce?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: How do you know that, Daniel?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: How do you think I know that?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Could you be selling that ship on the regular?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Don't get the cobs coming to his store? Wait a
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: second coming after?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Did you find say coming to be the Feds? Did
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you find feds?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Did you find tuna? Joelle?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I think that's what Daniel to said to you.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: No, he was talking about how many grams.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: And no, No, Joelle, Yeah, tuna look tuna specifically because
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I remember reading that being like, oh, you're allowed to
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: have rat parts in your tuna. By the way, my
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: episode is supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: have it?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: No? I think it's on the DVD version.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Oh see, this is one of those examples of they
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Stephens song Here Comes My Baby in this.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I found it very interesting in this episode that a
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: bunch of doctors didn't know where the g spot was.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: M Well. I found that Sarah's character to know the
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: GSP no and the young she was a nurse. She
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: was a young nurse.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean listen man, come on, now, come on, buddy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I think that that it wasn't like she was that
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: particular young woman didn't know and because Sarah was being
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: slut shamed by the way, this episode is about someone
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: being slut shamed. Yeah, and uh, yeah, Sarah, it is
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: slutshained by the entire hospital because she had a one
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: night stand.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: That's fou. I find that very interesting. And this is
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: an age old argument, but I find it very interesting
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: that women aren't allowed to or in society society base
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: women aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to be without being shamed for it. Yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I think that's ridiculous too, And I think this episode
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: early on was trying to was trying to point it
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: out how bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: sort of identity. Elliott's looking for some sort of identity
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: in the hospital. She doesn't really have any. You and
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Judy tell her that her only an identity is being white,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: and and she's looking for something that will help her
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: stand out. So then as much as she doesn't like
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: the attention she gets for this one night stand. She's
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: then starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I love you know. Towards the end she starts like
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: feeling it a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliott Reid.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Tramp, but there's nothing. That's the one thing that I'm
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: that I find. It's just a little weird to me,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: because you know, a guy sleeps with a lot of
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: girls and he can still be looked at as a stud.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: A girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You know, why is that?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Why is that?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I don't understand I don't I don't understand it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Either's body needs to be a commodity and so it
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: can be tarn ished. Where it's a guy, I can't
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: charge his body because not worth anything other than what
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: you can fighte for. But if a girl's body is violated,
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: then was she worth marrying? And we just haven't let
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: go that thought process.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: That's stupid. That's some stupid ass ship right there, Joelle.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That can't I can't get over that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: It is real talk though, that it's bullshit that there
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: is a double standard and women can't do all the
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: fun adventures.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: No, they can't. They just you're gonna get a shamed
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I know. But that's bullshit, Yeah it is. I agree,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: that's fucking bullshit. All the guys the whole point in
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: this episode, these guys, all these these mancho surgeons are
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: all chest bumping and high fiving and talking about women.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: And then Sarah like goes and has a one night
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: stand and the whole hospital is talking about it, and
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: everyone's staring at her, and everyone's giggling, and everyone's and
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: and this game of telephone goes around the whole hospital
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: like listening and she's, wait, I'm Elliott Reid.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And you didn't laugh at that. You didn't think that
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: was funny.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: in this. She made me laugh a few times. And
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Rob made me laugh a few times when he when
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: when he when he's when he's doing his motor boating,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, he does some funny.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I laughed. I thought it was real cool the way
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it was shot me high fiving all of my friends,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was and all of that stuff.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: And then it cuts to me and goes bye bye Turk.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I thought that was very fun.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: What about your lisp which is really prominent, and you go,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: it's very I wrote it down, you wrote my back
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: is as swollen as Elliott's big ass breaths her.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Horrible.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: was firing, Like, you got to cut that shit now?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: And now I see what Bill? And these are the
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: takes Bill chose. Yeah, and I'm sure you made you
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: a d R. But how you adr it any better?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Because you got the fucking list.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It's That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: was my my teeth. You know what I mean. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: went from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: season nine when I freaking get my teeth picked like
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: in season nine, I have temporaries and so you'll notice
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: it when we start watching. My teeth look like fucking
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I got you know, I got jacked up teeth, you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: How many how many types? How many different rounds of
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: teeth have you had?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I've had like four?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, see your baby teeth right.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Baby, the baby teeth that I started with. Then we
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: then I tried to correct the baby teeth that I
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: When I look back at it now, I'm like, I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: wish I didn't correct it because my smile was so youthful.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: But it was because I had teeth of a child.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: But I have a question, did your teeth? Did your
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: baby teeth never fall out?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: They did, except for one one didn't fall out and
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: it was stuck.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you have it pulled?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Because the big tooth grew around it and I would
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: have had a big gap in my uh in my
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: mouth from that happening.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, did not take you to the dentist or some shit.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: They did, But I didn't want to get braces. I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was like, g the fuck out, I'm not getting braces.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Ironic, and then ironically, your most famous role was having
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: braces to hide your fucked up teeth.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: To hide my fucked up teeth.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, So then we're in scrubs and you get your
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: teeth Redney, Yes, and then you had them redone again.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I got them redone. I got a bridge put in.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And then one night, while eating uh from green Blatz,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I was eating a Rubert Postrami ruben sandwich from green
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Blats and the bread was extra hard, and I broke
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: my bridge. And so when I went back to get
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the bridge fixed, he was like, why don't we just
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: put a screw in it and there you won't ever
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: have to worry about a bridge again. I was like,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: all right, fine, let's do that shit. And then the
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: screw that they the the fake tooth that they put in,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth, and
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, now we gotta fix this. Now,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta for symmetry purposes, let's fix the whole thing.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And that's how That's how it happened.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Now these do these ones come out at night? You
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: put them in like a cup.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They're not dentures.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Oh I picture they pop them out at night. Do
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: you put that little tablet in there?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like you right now. With my grandfather, you.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Put that a little bubbly tablet in there.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: It's real funny when when when I used to ensure
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: my grandfather and he would wake up in the morning
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and didn't have his teeth in, how its face looked.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine me right now with no teeth
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: in my mouth.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not a good look. It's not
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: it's a good look for hey, listen, I can be
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: self deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: and that really you know, a lot of times the
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: that I I didn't mind the way I looked, But
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: this episode in particular, I feel going, oh, that is
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: not a good angle I have. I just have no chin.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I disagree with that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Someone once wrote about me like some like reporter was
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: like writing a review and I'm like, the chinless brath.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: See, that's some bullshit, and that's tab that's a tabloid
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: speaking right now.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: That was obviously it obviously wasn't a nice person, but
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: that's what they wrote.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: There's no way that's a respectable journalist, you know what
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I mean. Anybody who's gonna sit there and make fun
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real journalist.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Because we all come in different I'm.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Saying if I were to get dancers like yours, I
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: would get like chin dentures.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I don't have dentures. You fucking let's go to break.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: We gotta go to break. Let's go to break. We'll
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: be right back.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if they made like a chin, I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: know they make chin implants, but I'm not gonna go
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: have surgery. But if they were like a temporary thing,
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: like it was like a equivalent of dentures. But it
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: just kind of clipped on and made me look like
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I had a bigger chin. Maybe I'll get a prosthetic
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: for like one of my roles, one of my movie parts.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: You know, I feel that way about my hair, man,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I feel that way about my hair. You know a
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I have hair that is leaving me.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: It's get plugs.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: No, black people can't get plugs.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Why.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't do well, Like it doesn't do well
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: with the with the the healing process and all of
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: these other things. They don't. It just doesn't. If you
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: look it up, African American hair doesn't do well with
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: hair plugs. That's why all the Bosley commercials it's mostly
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: white men.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Oh I never knew that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it to pay? What about you kiss
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: my ass? What about let's get back into the show.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Jamie Fox has a great one.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that. I know that, I know
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: that Jamie does wear his hair. Okay, is this something
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we can talk about?
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's halfway pictures. I don't have the
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: real skinny on what's going on, but you can see
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: that that Lebron James to get here lying constantly.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: It's his hairline. Dude, Lebron's guy. Lebron was bold.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Dude, Why do you call Lebron's guy?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sure because you know what, I think. Lebron did
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the hair plugs and it worked for him because he
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: has the scar on his head. Now that's the problem
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: with hair plugs. You had to get a scar on
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: your head.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Do you want me to call Lebron and ask him
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: who did his plugs? Because I'm making another culture. I'm
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: calling Figgy, I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: to add Lebron?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Sure, okay, Lebron hair plugs for Donald. Got a lot
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: of calls to me today.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: You know the funniest part of Malthel McConaughey, what the
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: hell did he do? Because that sit was on its
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: way out and now he has a fullhead of hair.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: He looks like freaking He's got a gold he's got
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: golden locks, he's got a mane.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: You know what. The funniest part of this episode is
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: what's that Ted's office? Yeah, we see Ted's office for
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: the first time and I wrote it down. He's so funny.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I tell him that he has a nosma, Ted Lang
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: and he goes, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Do you have it with you? You're disgusting, get rid
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: of the nose. And then I go, Ted, just calm out.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: He goes, maybe you should calm down, and then he
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: goes to his file folder and pulls it out and
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: fills out a file that says, Oh, we don't have
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: to worry, it's not our fault. And then I go, okay,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: thanks Teddy, and he.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Goes, it's my birthday and You're like what.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm like what and he goes nothing, and I
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: leave and he goes to himself and many more.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: And it pays off in the end. It pays off
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: in the end when Judy's like when Judy goes and
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: tells Kelso about Cox actually not making a mistake and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the hospital won't get sued right, and he's like, now
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: get out of here because he's pissed that he can't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: barade cocks and you know, make Cox feel low because
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I get out here because I'm about to make somebody hurt.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And here comes Ted with his cupcake.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for his birthday. He's got a cupcake with a
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: candle in it that he's lit for himself.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, you mind if I sit down?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Mind if I sit down? And then Kells's.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Like, yes, please, by all means.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: That's so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Sam Lloyd amazing? Rest in peace? Sam Lloyd so amazing?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: On this do we?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Speaking of rest in peace? I got to mention that
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: that beautiful woman from Glee who they who they found today?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they found they found they found a body.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: They haven't. TMZ says it's a they haven't.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: are just dying in the most horrible ways. It feels
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: like lately, yeah, and and and and I don't know
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I thought that that that she I never met her
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: in real life, but man, she was so talented and
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: out on a boat with her kid. I mean fucking hell.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh it's really crazy. Kelly Preston, Kelly Preston,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, crazy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: And you guys, Russell Westbrook was just chested positive for
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: COVID nineteen.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Wow, who's that?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: So, Russell Westbrook is is one of the NBA's elite players.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: He's the only NBA player since Bill No, since Oscar
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Robertson to average a triple double for an entire season.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: He's done it for a couple of seasons. Uh, and
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: So the basketball season is not going to really be
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: able to happen, right.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: if all of these are.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Golf is different golf, you're out on your own. These
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: guys are going to be bumping up against each other.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But if you can can that's the whole thing.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: If you can contain the virus in that bubble and
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: it not blow up in that bubble, you can then
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: have a season. The problem. You would do it if
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I could, If you could safely tell me that everyone
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: is being tested going into this bubble, yeah, I would
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: do it. So what's like, that's like going and doing
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a movie right now. I would assure you they're not
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: going to be able to I totally agree, but if
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: they could assure you, we'll have everybody crew included, and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: food being made within everything, catering everything. No one leaves
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: this bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly, and.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Then it all it takes is one person to go
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: make that mistake.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Beard fa says in the background in this episode, Ye,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: good to see mckhead is in this episode.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Mickhead is one of the guys ogling Sarah Chalk.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, at the end of the episode.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of men are What about when Todd is
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: playing the bongos on doctor Amato's head, that's funny.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very funny to me. How about uh,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: would you say, doctor Amato?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Doctor Almao?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say before that? But you say
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: something wrong?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Doctor Amato. By the way, they couldn't have found a
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: shorter actor, and so there's there's all this like creative
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: camera work to try and make him seem shorter than
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: he actually is.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, the guy did a great job, but I
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one shot where at the end it's definitely
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a camera up high on a high angle looking down
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: at him, and then on a camera on a low
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: angle looking.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: They had to accentuate it to make it. I mean,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: he's sure he's a short man, but I.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Mean they tried to make him hobbit short though.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they tried to. They tried to do some Hobbit ship, right. Yeah,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: you really like cheated the size of them.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: When she Elliot's talking about you know, when she gets
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: into it, she says, I'm Elliott Reid Tramp. She starts
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: to get into it and she's like, I told I
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: told her the only two sexual positions I know, and
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: then I just started naming bugs. And then she goes,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: the thing is, she said, she already tried stink bug.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: That was funny.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: We should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: playing now that Joel brought to our attention.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I brought it to your attention.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Well, Joel brought it to your attention. You know she didn't. Oh,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I saw it on Twitter.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: It was amazing.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Uh, you already said quite a few
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: things from the I was.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: On time are you playing the game?
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: No?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But I looked at and I was like, wow, this
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: to do in every episode, or almost every episode, enough
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: so that somebody can play a game of bingo.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Right, I don't have it in front of me. What
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: were some of the things?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you saying that's funny?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Have I said that so far?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You said that several times? So far? Okay, me being late,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: me saying you know what I mean? Us arguing, us
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: arguing five, six, seven, eight?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Uh you singing, me singing?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, I think it's when Joel or Dan speaks
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: both happens.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Think we got every everyone covered. Joel, what are some
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: of the other ones? You have it up in front
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I was trying to look for it so we could
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: give credit.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: It was on Twitter. Yeah, someone made a fake Doctor's
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Real Friends Bingo card.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: By the way, I was thinking, you know, now that
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Europe is is really conquered this we could go tour
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: do this show and tour it across Europe's let us
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: in Oh that's right, we're not allowed in in the UK.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: We could just tour the UK.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: We'd we'd.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Oh man, all right, imagine Europe starts letting us in again,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: because this country. I'm sorry, we are so fucked with
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: this virus right now and it's not getting any better.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: So I thought you and I should go on a
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: European tour and we're gonna tour fake doctors, real friends around.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: We're gonna bring Joel and Daniel. We're gonna get a
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: big ass tour bus, and we're gonna make the fake
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: doctor's real friends express.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Wow, let's fucking do it. Let's do it like a
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: national Lampoon's European tour.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna go on all the adventures. We're gonna
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: do this show live in front of people. They're gonna
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: come to the theater. I mean, you know, I'm not
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in Europe anymore,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: but I'm saying like.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Soon, all right, I'm down for that second. The second
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: start up talking about touring recently. So maybe that's why.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I just think I'm tired of being in my house
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: and I know you are too. And what if there
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: was a way once Europe allows American citizens back in?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: How embarrassing is that sentence? Do you know I think.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I read online there's like only twenty or twenty five
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: countries that US citizens are currently allowed into.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Fucking I read another, I read, I read another. I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: read another article where it said Florida is the fourth
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: highest country, not fourth highest country, but it has uh
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: it's the fourth highest in all of the world countries
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: included uh COVID. It goes something like Germany, another country,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the United States of America, and then Florida.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Santus nailed it, nailed it this.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Let's do a real quick pick up here with the
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: fake doctor jil Friend's bingo.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the person who created.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Is on Twitter as at Brown Underscore, Bear, Underscore, Moby m.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: O b E.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Some of the other topics that would have you been
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: able to put on your thing today is.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Donald does an opra impression.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: No, we haven't gotten there yet, but he's gonna do
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: when we have the guests. So you would have had.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Ask Bill star wars talk, Oh my god, star Wars talk,
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: ringtone reference, Willy talk, we haven't.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah we did Willy talk. We haven't not a
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: ringtone reference? Get your ringtones, another one, another one.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And essential workers shout out you.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Haven't done that yet.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: We will haven't done that yet. That's at the end
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: of the show.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: And someone talks about wanting a.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Hug on I do want to hug you non, So
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: there you go. Wow, listen, whoever brown Bear, Moby, you
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: did a good job because everybody would would have had
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: a full Bengo card. So you guys can get your
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: go get your fake doctor. Maybe we should we should
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: put that up on the maybe put a link to it, Joelle,
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: where can you put it?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea maybe we can make since we've
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and it's coming soon people, so just hang on, hang
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, maybe that's how we do it. If
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you can get your Bingo card into Joel the first one.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: How do we do that where we play a big
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: ass Bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: should start. There's got to be a way to do
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: it where we hand out Bengo cards via either email
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: or a website where you sign up and you get
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: a Bengo.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: It sounds like so much work. How about we just
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: put this dude's Bengo card like on a T shirt.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Because it's the same big Well that's fine too, but
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it's the same Bengo card though people.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Aren't going to really play it. It's just the inside
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: joke of it.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: No, one doesn't want to fucking play Bingo.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: You think you be like, Okay, the show is starting,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I get a card out. No, it's not gonna happen,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: and it's just a joke.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: They were getting the booze out when the show started.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they said, like someone told me I read
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: on one of the comments was good thing this isn't
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: a drinking game, because we'd all be ship faced.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, so, you guys do have
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: from our kombucha friends GTS Kombucha. Uh, they are offering
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: to send fre kombucha to you the fans. We can
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: either do it through or if you guys mister ground Beear,
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: I can reach out him and say thank you for
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: the Bingo card.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good idea.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: That's a great I discovered a new flavor of GT
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: kombuchaka what gingerberry.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Oh ginger Berry, it is good.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I went to air Onan the health food store here,
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: and I didn't know that there were like so many
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: flavors of G T's kobucha. I just know the ones
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: they sent us to. You know, there's like, there's so
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: many flavors. They had a whole frigerator rack.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: It was like ginger Berry. Heaste good. Hold on a second, he's.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Probably going to get it. So that's a good idea, Joelle,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: we could I think we give a prize to a
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: fan of a fan of a fan, a deserving fan
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: of the week, and I think the month of the month, okay,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: because we're not gonna get it that much of the month.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: So this one's this month's prize. We'll go to brown
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Bear Moby yeah a mob for his uh for his
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: genius fake Doctor's Real Friends bingo card.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll hit him up on Twitter now and I'll
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: let a know we picked a winner.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Donald while you were away, we decided that we're going
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: to give our monthly GT's prize to the creator of
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: the bingo card.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you do you?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Are you okay with that? And you're the co host,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: you're the co creator of the show. Are you okay
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: with that?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine with that. Uh, there you go.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: So if you have interesting ideas for our show and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you want us to or merch ideas or merch ideas,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and you want to give us, give them to us. Uh,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you won't be just giving them to us. You will
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: receive a gift from us.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: You might receive something as dope as a GT's Kimbcha
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: care package.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something right now, I drink it
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: every day.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I'm out, I'm out of my last shipment.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Now I go to the store and buy it now.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now I'm gonna have to go buy it too.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna have to go do what you're supposed
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: to do and go buy it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It's delicious, man, it really is good. I do it.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I drink when I'm working out. I drink it when
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just chilling out in the house. Mmm hmm, you know.
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: Mmm.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: My wife's like, would you like another GT's Kimbucha? And
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I look at it and I go another.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: One, another one. But you remember you're only supposed to
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: have three a day. Now, that's what GT himself told us.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: That's right, another one. Let's take a break.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Hello, Jolie's cylinder, how do you say your name? Jamie?
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: There's the last thing for your Bingo card Donald doing
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Oprah voice.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: How's it go over?
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: How are you good?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Good to see you? Welcome to Fake Doctor's Real Friends
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: with Donald, Faison, Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman, and Joel Monique.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Where are you calling from? Jennie Toronto?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Or she got her she got her championship T shirt
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: on y'all. She's flashing her Toronto Raptors championship T shirt.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Too bad? They lost your boy last year when they
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: lost Kawhi Leonard. But yeah, you guys are still really
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you got not only are you. I'm gonna be honest
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: with you. I thought you guys were gonna be I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: thought you guys were gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakam,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, he can play ball. Uh. Your point guard,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: which is I think Mike Kaminsky. No, it's not Mike Jaminsky.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I forget his name. He has a he has a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: very unique name.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: It's like Otis Bird's song.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's not Otis Bird's song. Uh. Anyway, he stepped up.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: He's now averaging sixteen points a game.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You guys got a little bit of a crew over there.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Je Jamie Donald said that he wanted to live in
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Toronto if he could live anywhere.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I know, I love that. I was so excited. You should.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I love that city. Yeah, it's my kind of town,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: What's a good What do you have a favorite bar,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Jamie that Donald and I should go to when more
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: in Toronto.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: And when we're in the six.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: So okay, what's your favorite restaurant we should go to?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Is there a restaurant you should recommend?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: because it's not it's not American food. It's not americanized.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: So it's not like, you know, you go and get
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Italian American food, or you go get or you go
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: get Ethiopian American food. You actually go get food from
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the culture. So Italian is actually the people that are
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. They're
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: from Italy and have moved too Little Italy in Toronto.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: So everything's very authentic when it comes.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: To that sounds good. I just thought Jamie might be like,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: oh my god, you have to try such and such, like.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: In and Out is an amazing burger, Like I say, if.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: You come to Los Angeles, you have to try Salts Cure.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: It's like the best restaurant in town.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Isn't that that restaurant that you own.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's good.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Get out that place, Salts Cure.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: They do have a great brunch.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, salt does have a great brunch.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I know, Jamie. Sorry, this episode that you just joined
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: has really gone off the rails today. It's all over
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: the place, but it will always be remembered as a
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: crazy one. Do you have a question for Oprah over here?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you,
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: so I'm wondering when you had to do the episode
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: where you were speaking in Spanish, how did.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: That go for you. I don't remember, to be honest
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: with you, but I imagine I Judy was hanging out
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: around the set to make sure I said my lines correctly.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: If I remember correct I remember. I believe that was
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the case. But I didn't have to speak a lot
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: of Spanish. I had to speak very little Spanish. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: think Turk spoke poor Spanish. As a matter of fact,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: didn't he or learning it? So he could talk to
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Carla's brother who spoke Spanish and he kept messing up anyway.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about your whole nemesis that was her brother.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you, Jamie.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I I'm sure they fed me lines off camera, and
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: that's how I was able to do.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie, so he could, like
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: he can like mimic things really really well. So I'm
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: sure that someone was probably just saying it and he
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: was just like copying it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can listen, if you can make if
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: it's going to make my performance better, I have no
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: problems with line readings, but if it's not going to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: make my performance better, please don't do it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: if someone just saying repeat after me.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Sure if somebody was like saying like this, Kayota, is
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay, kayot I is you
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's a lot of reading that
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: was perfect said just like I said, good job.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have another question? Do you have a question?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, they do.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: I'm wondering because when I would watch it back, I
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: swear my thinking was in your voice over. Yeah, I'm
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: wondering because you haven't really talked about the voiceover work,
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: So what was that process?
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Like, that's a good question. No one has asked that.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody's ever asked that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: By the way, Jamie, kudos to you, because after after
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: twenty years of being on the show, Donald, I pretty
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: much know the twenty questions we're gonna get asked, and
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: you have gone outside the box. No one has ever
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: asked me the voiceover process on set because we had
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: to time out. You know, a lot of times our
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: movement around there would be timed out for how long
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: my voiceover was. So in the rehearsal I would read
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: it just so everyone could get a sense of its
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: place in the scene. And then while we were doing
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: the scene, my stand in, whose name was Scott Rabbidou,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: would would read it. So if we're in the middle
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: of a scene and you kind of you we all
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: had to pause for the voiceover, Scott Rabbitdoo would be
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: off camera reading the voiceover, and then at a certain
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: point in the week, I'd find a time to go down.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: They built a sound booth studio into the hospital, and
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I would go down into the sound booth and record
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: all my voiceovers for the episode, and I'd go into
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: the booth and I'd kind of read each one three
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: or four times, kind of trying different ways of doing it,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: trying different speeds and doing them, and that would those
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: are what they'd use for editing. Then there were times
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Bill would come, hey, will you come in here. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: want you to redo this one for this reason, or hey,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: will you come into the edit room. I rewrote this one,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: or hey, you got to do this one way faster,
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: and we'd tweak it as we went along, but just
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: so the editors had something to work with, I would
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: go in and kind of lay them all down, and
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: that's how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: only sound engineers would notice is there was a different
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: microphone used for the boom mic that was recording the
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: actors on on set versus a sort of more voiceover
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: style microphone for the voiceovers. And they always added a
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: tiny bit of little reverb but tiny bit little echo
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: to the voiceovers, so that if it was ever unclear,
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: the audience in their head could distinguish between a voiceover
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: and JD really talking, which would only happen sometimes if
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: you were like if I was off camera, they'd be like, wait,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: is JD saying that out loud? Or is that a voiceover?
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: So they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: If that not everyone notices.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: That's great. Do you have another question? We'll give you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: another one.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: really you really uh set the bar high.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: I guess what is a scene that you can remember
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: that was just so funny?
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: You guys could barely get through it?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Oh singing guy, I love to each other. That when
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: when when he holds up his fist and I say,
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: you're the only man that's ever been inside of me.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: And you grab my fist?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he goes, whoo, who boa I just took
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: out his appendix and clarify And he goes, no, no, no,
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: you go like this. You go oh no, oh no,
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like we should clarify. There's no need to clarify.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Oh no, just let it grow more and more each day.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: It's like I married my best friend, but.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: In a totally man louis Let's go.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I love. What I love about the Let's go is
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: the let's go was let's go to the end of
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: the bed and sing.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: So let's go.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go guy, Let's go to the Let's walk two
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: feet to the right and sing the rest of this song.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: It's anyway, guy love, compromise the feeling of some other guy,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: guy holding up your heart into the guy anyway there
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: to share through all the lows. I'll be there to
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: share the high.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Do your dear Michael Jackson thing. And when I say
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I love you Turk, it's not what it employs.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: It's guy love between.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Guy That sounds like Fantom of the Opera. But anyway,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: look at that, Jamie, you got us to sing guy love.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: I wish I could send you ga, but Joel already
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: gave it away. They only get We only get one
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: palette of month to give away, Joe. We're going to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: need more gifts to give to people because you've gotten
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: me on this. You know, on real radio shows.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: You're in a giving mood right now, dude.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Well listen. You know on a real radio show, they're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: always giving away ship. I got two tickets to see
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Steely Dan whatever it is like, I really want to leave.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: It was the first game in my mind. I want
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: to give shit away.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: Babyface live at the Palladium.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Doing all that I'll buy your clothes.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Is that a baby Face song?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I'll pay your rent. I'll make your dinner for you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: as soon as I get home from work out.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: That's the song I'll pay your rent.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Dude. Baby Face could write songs about anything. He wrote
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: a song called Shoop and the whole song.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: Is shoot Shoop Shoot Shoot Shoo Babo, Shoot Shoot shoe baboo,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 9: Shoot shoot chew babo.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: My no, all you got to do is shoot shoot shoot,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: And people.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Like this was the number one hit was number one.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: It was one of Whitney Houston's biggest hits.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Wait, didn't we go to Babyface's house once?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Remember, yes, that's right.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: And I remember the.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Halloween party at the freaking what you might call it
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: at the at the at the Playboy mansion and we
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: went with uh, we went with my old manager, Evan Haney.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: We went with Babyface's wife at the time.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Right, And we went to Babyface's house and we.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Went to I remember us walking in and being like, holy.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Shit, there was a guard gate. I remember that the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: house had its own guard gate. It looked like I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: thought that was I thought that was baller. I was like,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: one day I need my own guard Gate.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: But the property was huge. It was like he had
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: tennis courts. He had a big ass field.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, baby baby Face did well for himself. Yeah you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: think is he still with that that woman who was
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: your manager ex manager?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: No, they broke up.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: She went half.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Her name was Tracy.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: She probably got the guard Gates. She probably got the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: guard Gate.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: She's she's done very well for herself. She's a very
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: she's a movie producer. She's she's uh, she's she's managed.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: I've seen the house that Shoop Shoop shoop Shoop got
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: and it was dope.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's the I think that was the
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: the one that Boys and Men got him, because you know,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Babyface wrote uh uh, he wrote end of the road.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Still I can't let it's so nice you belong to me,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: belonged to.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like I could have been in Boys to Men. No, No,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I could have been no, because I can sing falsetto
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: really well. I could have been the guy who always
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: do us falsetto and not. I don't think you the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: guy who always sings falsetto.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that time we met Neo who's Neo?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're breaking my.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Heart is he someone in Boys to Men?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: No, he's not someone in Boys to Men. But we
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: were in Vegas. Now at that time, Patrick came to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Vegas to meet us in Vegas and his wife threw
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: up all over the place and they had to leave in.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: The middle of the in the middle of the show.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Right, And but we introduced uh Neo.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know who it is. I don't we
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: introduced him. I don't know his music.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: He wrote so Sick of Love songs, so sad and slow.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I can I turn off the radio.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: I remember that we were at this club and they said,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: first we were like no, no, no, thank you. We're
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: just here to have fun. But that's first feed to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: be asked. Thank you. Then we got hammered and they
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: were like, do you want to introduce Neil? We were
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: like yes, we okay.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: We're like on stage.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Were like yeah, on stage, and.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: We jumped on the there was a strippers there was
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: a stripper pool, and we were like sliding around the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: pole and then we were like and I was like,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: in my head, I had no idea who Neil was.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: But I'm like you're ready for y.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: He sings He's you know he sings that song with Pitbull. Uh,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: what's the big song? Excuse me, excuse me. I'm my
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: dad should tonight and might not see you tomorrow tonight
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: on n there for you tonight and Dad then my Nana.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: That one be my ny tomorrow. Let's do it tonight,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: do do.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Do Joel looks like she's about to light a lighter
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: and hold it in the sky round.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Let's do it tonight.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, Donald, he should put out an album.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna put out greatest hits, and it's
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: only gonna be the first five lines of every song
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: that I know.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: best friend and just knew you, I would buy the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Donald Faison Cover Tracks album.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: But it would only be five lines, be like tonight,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I'm a life for you tonight. Oh there we've gone
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: to the blame it on a night. Oh when you
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: all be hearing my arms.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Something like that, You're gonna need a nap after this episode.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I know, man, This is what I mean, y'all. He
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: goes hard and then he's gonna get woozy and need
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: a nap, I'm.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Woozy, I'm woozy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Questions that would be Jamie, or that would be a
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: good by the way, that would be another one, that
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: would be a good Uh, that would be a good notification.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I'm woozy, I'm woozy, Yo, another one, another one, I'm woozy.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I would so I would so love my notification whenever
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: I got a text to be like a woozy Jamie.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: We loved having you on our show, Jamie.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: It was a pleasure. Jamie. You really represented Toronto and Canada.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Well, she's from the t dot. Give it up for
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: the t dot, y'all.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: And thank you for some of the six. Give her
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: some thunder Garden State, Oh, thank you. Jamie's representing. She's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: holding up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie. That's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but he
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: didn't read it. As many of you know, he couldn't
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: find time to read it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, I have seen the movie several times now, Yes,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: to make up for it. I've seen the movie several times,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: did you know, Jamie. I once flew to London to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: watch Zach perform in a play.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, at the Duke of York's Theater in the West End.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I paid my own ticket money. Oh that was
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: nice to fly to London and watch that prap. Dude.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like we did the show on.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I know we did, but this episode was I'm sorry
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: to the audience. I we we we started eleven. I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: had a red bull. I can't. Donald must be drinking.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I am not drinking. I am, I am, I am
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: on my on my Joe roganpil though.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Oh god, And I want you to know something that
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: if this episode is eleven minutes long, it's because we
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: had to edit a lot of shit out of it.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: So I apologize.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about a lot of things that we
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: want you to hear, but we're just a shame. We're
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: not ashamed, but we're scared that you're gonna shame us
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: for it. And that's the last thing anybody ever knows.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: She don't want to be shamed. So if you're wondering yourself, hey,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not to go on a jog. Why is this
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: episode eleven minutes long? It's because Donald needed to be censored.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: At the end of the run.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I could be in that band, dude, I feel dude,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I would love to have seen boys to men. It
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: imagine the four of them and then you.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: See them well with Charlie. Remember that's how we met.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, but I would that's not how you met. But
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I would love to have seen you being the boys
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: to min band back in the day. It's like that
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: one black guy that's in all the white bands, you know,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: that's the white to make it so that it works,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: just so we can have it so that not only
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: white people listen to our music. Let's put a let's
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: put a brother in the band.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Just remember that Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: fifth beatle.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves you? Was she loves you? Man, She's
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: got a ticket to ride? Was she got a ticket
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: to ride? And the bitch don't care.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: If you guys have seen man, if if.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: You never seen the sketch where Eddie Murphy was the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: fifth beatle on SNL, please go watch it. That'sh's hilarious.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: That's one of the funny. That's that he had some funny. Listen.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: I wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy Donald
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: that happened. Why can't he be our friend? I couldn't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: If I could put him in a movie if I could,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: if I could just get to work with him as
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: a as a as a director, actor, That's how it
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: start to be friends with him.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: That's what you do with that.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: There's not really a hard form. No, it's not only
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: a part for Eddie and this new one.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: I am writing, by the way, I just wrote before
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: this podcast, a letter to a Thespian who I would
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: love to be in my movie. Who's one of your favorites.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm gonna say. I can't I can't say more.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to off the air tell you. Don't guess,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: but I'm gonna off the air tell you who it is.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: And I hope this is I'm putting out into the universe. Now,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: you fans, you listeners, you friends of ours will be
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: the first to know if he says yes, Leo, No,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: it's not Leo, although everybody knows about your Leo Crutch buddy.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: It's okay, le Man. I know, I know.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, there's nobody better.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like you want to I feel like you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: want to hide the people.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Leo. No, No, I don't want to come on, man,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I think I think come on, man, No, the dude's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Though I know he's amazing, but you talking about him
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: a lot. It's like you're trying to hide the people.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: They are trying to dog this trying Are you trying
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: to dog?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not trying to doc.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: If you had to doc, would you? Would you doc? Leah?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: If someone put a gun to your head and say doc.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Someone now, I duck you dude, O, thank you? Five six, seven,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: eight stories.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: and nurses in Canada.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I said, here's the story next. All s no so
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: ganda round you here, up, Gander round here up. Spy
• 1:10:34
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