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Joe Bartnick has a plan for the Penguins: Panthers advance (again), Hyman's injury and JD's craziest film recommendation yet. · NHL Unscripted with Virk and Demers

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  Speaker 1: NHL Unscripted is a production of the NHL and iHeart podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: And we are back here an NHL Unscripted episode number
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  Speaker 2: thirty two. What a guest we got today?
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  Speaker 1: This is a talent special Joe bart Normally it talics
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  Speaker 1: to go two guests tow but he said, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: he gets center states this time. Bartnick a terrific comedian.
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  Speaker 1: He's done stand up with Bill Burr and he's a
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  Speaker 1: massive Pittsburgh Penguins fan. You're gonna like Joon his stories
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  Speaker 1: of being a fan of the Penguins and all things hockey.
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  Speaker 1: And of course, when it comes to the Found sixty
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  Speaker 1: at long Last, Jad's wife Chilian murder taking center stage
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  Speaker 1: in Porto, we begin with the.
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  Speaker 2: News that the Florida Panthers have moved on.
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  Speaker 1: Let's right, the cat came back defending champion back in
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  Speaker 1: the Cup final. If you're limiting the Hurricanes in five,
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  Speaker 1: Carolina finally wins. They won Game four for losing fifteen
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  Speaker 1: straight conference final games.
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  Speaker 2: But an interesting game five. JD.
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  Speaker 1: Carolyn is up to you go, oh, I guess we
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  Speaker 1: have a series, but it's gonna be prolonged a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: And Florida wakes up.
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  Speaker 1: They snapped three Carolina ties it for Hagey scores seven
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  Speaker 1: thirty nine left. Bennett scores the empty netter, and the
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  Speaker 1: Panthers punched their ticket back to the final. Sasha Barkoff
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  Speaker 1: among the stars. As I was listing on the Raider
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  Speaker 1: driving and listening to John Forsland, a Selky winner in
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  Speaker 1: the past, he was great. As the Panthers are back
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  Speaker 1: where they belong, third straight Cup Final.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable stuff. Carolina Hurricanes, they are who they thought we were,
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  Speaker 3: or we we thought who they thought they.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how much for me a Cup with? You want
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you picked the Hurricanes to win?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I said at the end. A few
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  Speaker 3: moments later you heard that that they're a wagon. So
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  Speaker 3: I was right both ways. I did the claude. I
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  Speaker 3: did the claude. Juliet. Uh, just say everything that's possible
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  Speaker 3: that could happen in the game, and when it happens,
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  Speaker 3: you just say I was right and I told you so.
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  Speaker 3: So everybody at home, I told you so, They're a wagon.
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  Speaker 3: Half and half fifty percent wrong, fifty percent right. But
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  Speaker 3: I mean they listen, they came out swinging and then
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  Speaker 3: again power play goal against that they're penalty killed and
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  Speaker 3: fantastic up until that point. Those last few games with
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  Speaker 3: Sam Ryan Heart's back in the lineup affects a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of change. The PK looked bad early on, and
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  Speaker 3: then I sorry, the PK looked good early on, and
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  Speaker 3: then they try to get that clear. Ref gets a
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  Speaker 3: piece of it, and then all of a sudden they
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  Speaker 3: go to work and x plaid obviously to who you
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  Speaker 3: know who, Matthewuck kuld Chuck tips it in and then
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  Speaker 3: it seemed like Jordan Martin, who's a little frustrated. They
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  Speaker 3: end up running around on some neutral zone play a
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  Speaker 3: little giving goal. All of a sudden it's too too
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  Speaker 3: and then Bob's your uncle. Florida Panthers just start kind
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  Speaker 3: of suffocating you, you know, and it's so crazy that
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  Speaker 3: this team does it again. And they're in rarefied air
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  Speaker 3: right now, the Florida Panthers, And I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: talk so much about Caroline and what they did and
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  Speaker 3: you know how they fell flat. More of like a
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  Speaker 3: celebration of what Florida's done and the culture they've built
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  Speaker 3: in three straight years. Listen to doesn't matter the record
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  Speaker 3: you see against Carolina, Like it's not Carolina's fault. This
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  Speaker 3: team is just that good and what they've done and
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  Speaker 3: year over year, I mean, the only other team in
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  Speaker 3: the cap Air to go three straight years of the
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  Speaker 3: finals of the Tampa Bay Lightning. And it's crazy. This
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  Speaker 3: Florida is now the state of hockey and it is
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  Speaker 3: no longer Minnesota. They've taken control and you know, taxes,
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  Speaker 3: no state income tax, whatever you want to say, you
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  Speaker 3: still got to win those games. And man, they have
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  Speaker 3: done it in spades. And you know, you look at
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  Speaker 3: the guys on this team, the Sam Bennett's, the Matthew Chucks,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the Seth jones is, the Nico Mikolas, the
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  Speaker 3: cerge Bbrovski's. But it begins, it ends with Sasha Barkoff,
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  Speaker 3: who is the leader of that team. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Eklad who's the longest tenured d man that's been
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  Speaker 3: there for so long. And these guys have led the
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  Speaker 3: way and went through the bumps and bruises and the
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  Speaker 3: hardships and they're now three straight years in the finals.
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  Speaker 3: Just built an absolute fucking monster of a culture.
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  Speaker 1: To the two larger points, you were making six straight
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  Speaker 1: year team from Florida is in the still like a file,
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  Speaker 1: which is pretty wild Lightning and the Panthers. And again
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  Speaker 1: in terms of just big pictures since nineteen seventy nine
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty, this is now the third teen to make
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  Speaker 1: three straight Cup finals. You expect that when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to the Islanders and the Oilers, but the Lightning is
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  Speaker 1: well and the Panthers in that mix.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty amazing to think about it.
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  Speaker 1: And just one final thought in the series, as you said,
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  Speaker 1: we're not u nelecessarily diminishing Carolina but celebrating Florida. They
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  Speaker 1: won all three games in rawling the series. Their road
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  Speaker 1: winning streak is now five games and their eighth postseason
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  Speaker 1: road win. Overall, that to me is what stands out,
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  Speaker 1: just the mental fortitude of this team. And Sam Benefit
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  Speaker 1: the way now leads all playoff goal scorers with ten.
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  Speaker 1: I know it was an empty nettery cut of the box,
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  Speaker 1: but still.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't matter. He's got to get that empty innor
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  Speaker 3: But have you seen the road goals four they've scored.
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  Speaker 3: I think they've scored at least five, and all these
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  Speaker 3: road wins, I think they are just putting the goddamn
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  Speaker 3: puck in the net. I mean big loss with you
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  Speaker 3: two los Arne and they're going down. That's a big loss,
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  Speaker 3: you know. And he's been great on that third line.
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  Speaker 3: But man, oh man, these guys just know how to win.
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  Speaker 3: And Sam Bennett, I mean, what's this fucking guy gonna
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  Speaker 3: get paid? You just gotta you gotta get this guy
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  Speaker 3: to the playoffs. And he is a monster. Man. Why
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  Speaker 3: forget about the empty night like he was effective all game,
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  Speaker 3: just going to the net, good plays, blocking shots, hitting guys.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's it's amazing. It's a sight to see and
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  Speaker 3: this team is Congratulations, we got our first I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to Florida for the finals.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's huge, buddy, It's gonna be awesome on the road.
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  Speaker 1: As Jason Mursey there potentially Talponchewsky. We're not sure if
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  Speaker 1: you can let tal go wild on the streets of
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  Speaker 1: Edmonton potentially or Dallas or Florida.
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  Speaker 2: We'll find out.
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  Speaker 1: Stars Oilers Game four listen. Oilers entered Game five the
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  Speaker 1: Western Conference Final on Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: One win. Shy Of advanced the Stack.
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  Speaker 1: Cup Final for the second straight year. They won Game
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  Speaker 1: four and Tuesday four to one. Thanks to everyone's favorite,
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  Speaker 1: forty year old Corey Perry coming through. Just to finish
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  Speaker 1: your point, by the way, five plus goals seven of
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  Speaker 1: the last eight.
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  Speaker 2: Road games to the Panthers. To your point, they are
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  Speaker 2: high scoring.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, give me calling stats out of my ass.
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  Speaker 2: You're on it.
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  Speaker 1: Perry was one of four Oilers at two points, along
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  Speaker 1: with McDavid, Leon, Dry Style, Ryan Nusian Hopkins. But how
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  Speaker 1: it's two Skinner the clip that we posted on social media,
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  Speaker 1: you're calling him the greatest goalie in hockey history.
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  Speaker 3: Because Stewart Skinner is the greatest goalie.
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  Speaker 2: Great the skin Man, Mister skin.
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  Speaker 1: Mister skin is now five and oh with a nine
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  Speaker 1: f three save percentage in two shutouts.
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  Speaker 2: He's in the conspipe conversation. That's not a joke.
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  Speaker 3: Mister skin man, give me a dream bus the same
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a ship. Don't listen. Then don't listen,
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  Speaker 3: mister skin man, give me a dream bump bump, bump, bump.
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  Speaker 3: I got a fever. What's that? The fact he's in
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  Speaker 3: the con no, I I listen. If Edmonton, If Edmonton
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  Speaker 3: does it, you gotta think David Nick Jesus, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think the only goalie that could probably win it's
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  Speaker 3: Bob setge.
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  Speaker 2: McDavid leaves playoff scores with twenty four, Leon second with
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  Speaker 2: twenty three, So you're right, one of those two guys
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  Speaker 2: gonna get it. Thatton goes you.
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  Speaker 3: Look, they got four of the five, four of the
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  Speaker 3: five top guys in scoring in the NHL playoffs. Right now,
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  Speaker 3: that is your core four. Grebout your Toronto Maple aughs.
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  Speaker 3: That's your core four right there. Jesus, But I think
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  Speaker 3: it's mcjesus, or it's probably you know, if it's a goalie,
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  Speaker 3: it's Bob. I mean, you could even throw Sam Bennett
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  Speaker 3: in the mix. Right now. I like it, And you know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about Barkoff. I don't think offensively the
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  Speaker 3: numbers have jumped out enough. But like right now, for me,
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  Speaker 3: if Edmonton wins, it's Bob or McDavid, because that's just
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  Speaker 3: the two that I see. Just because McDavid defensively these playoffs,
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  Speaker 3: playing the p k and shit, he's been very good
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  Speaker 3: on both sides of the puck.
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  Speaker 2: And before we put the horse before the car, to
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  Speaker 2: the car.
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  Speaker 3: Before the horse, I should say, ever you want, can.
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  Speaker 1: Dallas come back from three to one down? Because we're
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  Speaker 1: already talking about constantly to edon win'.
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  Speaker 3: You know the stat of them when they're four, when
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  Speaker 3: they're down three to one, it's like, oh and seventeen
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  Speaker 3: and series, so they have not won one in seventeen the.
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  Speaker 1: Game four was there at third game seven when they
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  Speaker 1: lost that game and only score.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was God, was that a piss poor
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  Speaker 3: effort in the third period where they have four shots,
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  Speaker 3: it's like ge and credit to Dallas. They are not
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  Speaker 3: credit to Edmonton. They're locking it down. Man, this you
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  Speaker 3: cannot say. No, they're not even giving them shots. They're
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  Speaker 3: not even they're not even testing the skin Man. And
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  Speaker 3: you you're telling me you're gonna come to the skin
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  Speaker 3: Man in game four and put up four shots in
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  Speaker 3: the third period, mister skin you can't. He's missed game four,
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  Speaker 3: he's six and oh in game four is this guy
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  Speaker 3: is a stud and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Close to that stat very impressive off the top of
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  Speaker 1: your head, stars and sixteen when down three and one.
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  Speaker 3: So I am on fuego today.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, come off the top of your head. Let's
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  Speaker 1: call Marty turk Walp. He'll be like, this is unbelievable
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  Speaker 1: and let's.
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  Speaker 3: Give me more stats. Let me let this where we.
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  Speaker 1: Can discuss more of the couple actually said, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mention this to you though, and it's show coaching carousel.
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  Speaker 1: Flew Shinzawa great handle of the athletic here reports the
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  Speaker 1: Bruins coaching come to a close. How with US Ontario
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  Speaker 1: Rain head coach, former Bruin Marco Sturm and Capitol's assistant
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  Speaker 1: Mitch Love among the final candidates.
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  Speaker 2: All you need is love.
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  Speaker 1: We talked with these coaching retreads names here all the time.
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  Speaker 1: What are you with the Bruins potentially go a little
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  Speaker 1: off the board. I know, we know how Marcus Sturm
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm saying, hasn't been proven necessarily as an
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  Speaker 1: NHL coach or Mitch Love you like it, Boston Zaggan
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  Speaker 1: a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's what they need. I think
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  Speaker 3: you know the coach and I think Jay Woodcraft was
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  Speaker 3: the other guy that was listed there. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you made but Marco Sterm coaching Ontario Rain
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  Speaker 3: I did a great job. I'm a little nervous that
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  Speaker 3: he's been coaching the one three one for a little
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  Speaker 3: too long and not going to see another one of
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  Speaker 3: those fucking things coming out there. Coaching, the one, the
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  Speaker 3: old one, twah, the old one twa. Yes, let's just
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  Speaker 3: go two guys aggressive, everybody pinching. Come on you either
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  Speaker 3: winning by six or losing by six? Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 3: no one three one come Also.
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  Speaker 2: There's been some other assistant coaches. Again, we don't need
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  Speaker 2: to go deeper.
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  Speaker 3: That's Mitch Love though, by the way, Mitch Love highly
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  Speaker 3: toweded candidate as well.
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  Speaker 1: Capitol's assistant. Maybe he'll get his chance again. So there's
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  Speaker 1: been some assistants as well. Brad Shaw, the former Flyers
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  Speaker 1: intrim head coach. He'll now joins Sheldon Keith. We don't
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: need to go to that. Mike Peca going to Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: joined Jeff Bloschell' staff. So lots of movies being me
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  Speaker 1: are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Are are we now doing? Assistant coaches up the point
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  Speaker 3: we're reduced to this shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you pointed, because Tal'll put it in there,
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  Speaker 1: and I was reading it ahead to.
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  Speaker 2: Me because well, you don't need to get into that.
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  Speaker 1: I got, well, then I don't really need to have
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: it the notes then, but I thought I would mention
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: it just to a peace tell well, the oiler has
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: been anticipating the return defensive Matisas at home for a while.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about that. Originally was he's out for the
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  Speaker 1: first round, out for the second. What's gonna happen now,
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  Speaker 1: Zach Hyman? Hyman has been broken left came forth to
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  Speaker 1: taking a hit to the right shoulder for Mason Marchmont
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  Speaker 1: getting surgery, likely out for the rest of the postseason.
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  Speaker 2: How big a loss is this, my friend?
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  Speaker 3: But as big as the sponsorships are gonna lose after
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  Speaker 3: that comment, I mean, their depth has been everything in Edmond.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, continue, So Hymen's injury, how much of an impacting
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna have?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's enormous. I think he's been so good
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  Speaker 3: for them. I mean, triple digit hits, He's been everything.
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  Speaker 3: He's been doing great, uh, in all facets of the game.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean he does so many of the little
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  Speaker 3: things that you don't talk about. And you know, we're
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  Speaker 3: always talking about the Connors and the and the Leons,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, him and Ryan de NuGen Hopkins have
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  Speaker 3: been absolutely incredible this run. They've been excellent in every
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  Speaker 3: facet of the game. They've become adaptable. You know, you
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  Speaker 3: haven't really seen Hymen on the first power Play. It's
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  Speaker 3: been more Corey Perry as of late, but he just
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  Speaker 3: sloughts in where he's needed and and you know, that
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  Speaker 3: injury is a tough one, and I feel like that
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  Speaker 3: surgery was so fast that it must have been such
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  Speaker 3: a big injury where they needed to get him, you know,
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  Speaker 3: under the knife right away and just to it sucks
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  Speaker 3: because you know, if they win this series, they get Florida.
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  Speaker 3: It's like I wanted these guys fully healthy to face Florida.
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  Speaker 3: I thought last year they were just too banged up.
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  Speaker 3: And I think they could have taken him if they
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  Speaker 3: weren't that injured. And you know, you lose a guy
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  Speaker 3: like that, that's a horse, that's such a big body,
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  Speaker 3: gets in the corners, that's what you need to beat
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  Speaker 3: that decor of Florida that are just so suffocating and
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  Speaker 3: can be so taxing, you know, physically. So it's more
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  Speaker 3: of a question now with hymen outs, who comes in?
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  Speaker 3: Do they go eleven and seven? Is this the moment
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  Speaker 3: to bring Matias Comb back and put him as your
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  Speaker 3: seven and maybe put Troy Stetcher up on the wing
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  Speaker 3: because he has had some offensive he has some forward experience,
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  Speaker 3: so there's a lot to figure out, and does jeff
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  Speaker 3: Skinner get back in the lineup? Does the old the
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  Speaker 3: other skin man? Yeah, the other skin man. Does he
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  Speaker 3: make it in Jeffy Skinner, I don't know if he does,
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  Speaker 3: so I think they're gonna go eleven and seven. It
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  Speaker 3: seems like Chris Knablock alluded to that being an option,
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  Speaker 3: especially in game one. So this opens the door. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you lose Connor Brown as well as Zach Hyman. That's
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  Speaker 3: two motors on your team. That that I man that
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  Speaker 3: it's tough to overcome. But this Edmonton Others team feels
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  Speaker 3: a little bit different than the years past, and if
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  Speaker 3: they can win and close this out now, all the
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: more reason these two conference finals, if they both end
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  Speaker 3: in five to go back to the one to eight seeding.
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  Speaker 2: Macdald was saying that as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this has been tough, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: Carolina kind of put up a fight, but Jude is
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  Speaker 3: priest and Dallas as well.
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  Speaker 2: I should say there's something different about the Oilers.
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  Speaker 1: But one thing that has remained at constant is their
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  Speaker 1: longest tenured player, Ryan Nusian Hopkins. It's average more than
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  Speaker 1: a point per game in the playoffs sixteen points in
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  Speaker 1: fourteen games, only as Ryceel McDavid have more five points
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  Speaker 1: in his last two games.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the stat for you. Who would have thought.
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  Speaker 1: Nusion Hopkins and Wayne Gretzky in the same conversation. He
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  Speaker 1: becomes just a second player in the Oilers playoff history
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  Speaker 1: to put up multiple points in the first three games
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  Speaker 1: of an NHL conference final or semi final. The other
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  Speaker 1: one is Gretzky, who had four multi point outings to
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  Speaker 1: start the nineteen eighty three conference final. I know you've
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: been impressed by RNH infecting the game at both ends
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  Speaker 1: the ice right now. Even Stewart Skinner's goalie said he's
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: been able to be a two way player for us,
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  Speaker 1: which has been huge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, specifically on the power play where you know Dallas,
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  Speaker 3: I think their game plan was, We're gonna let Ryan
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  Speaker 3: nu Jenopkins beat us and beat us. He he he
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  Speaker 3: shan't or he shall. Well, he has. He has beaten
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  Speaker 3: the wheels off him on the power play because he
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: is just picking them apart, salacious passing by him. You know,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: he absolutely put Cody Cec in a blender, turned it on.
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  Speaker 3: Let him turn into a nice pure smoothie, pour it out,
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  Speaker 3: put him back in, keep blending it up to it
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  Speaker 3: was absolutely liquefied, piss and shit and for a nice
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: easy tap into Corey Perry. But yeah, he's been incredible.
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  Speaker 3: I keep saying the word incredible. God get a synonym
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  Speaker 3: for incredible, Jason, Geez, Louise, That's okay, he's been excellent.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: He's been excellent.
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  Speaker 2: Sal the notes puts output.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: We're now incredibly close to rematch of Blaster, just like
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: a bottle an incredible series.
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  Speaker 2: So don't worry. You saw the notes.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: I feel like he's get me, man, It's like his notes,
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: just I'm stuck.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Tal's offering an exemplary Now, exemplar.
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  Speaker 3: you tell just to throw synonyms in the chat of
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  Speaker 3: things I can say for incredible so I can start
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: using this. He's been exemplary, incredible this so far and
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: coming up next.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: You're such a big fan of Joe Bartnick. You weren't
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: even a part of the interview, noted comedian.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I sometimes just my presence and him knowing that I'm
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: here is exactly he saw a diverse because I'm in
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: diverses in Okay, Yeah, I didn't want to steal his thunder.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: So Joe takes center stage. Coming up next.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Noted comedian in a huge Penguins phase. You got great stories.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love him. He's up next after this an
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  Speaker 1: NHL and scripted Our next guest, hilarious comedian, writer and
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: actors tour just about everywhere performance of the most.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Prestigious venues in the country.
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  Speaker 1: He appeared in a Bill BurrH comedy Old Dad's hosts
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  Speaker 1: the puck Off podcast from All Things Comedy, Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: it's Joe Barnik.
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  Speaker 2: Joe, It's great to see him. Man, Thanks so much for.
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  Speaker 4: The time they had. Now, how you doing well?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: The fact that you're a Pittsburgh got a huge Penguins fan.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Let's get right into the state of the Penguins, Sidney Cross.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: He can't go anywhere, right, Joe. He's too important to
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: the teams, the state of the franchise, and yet a
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: lot of money locked up with him and Malcolm and others.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: What do you do right now after the Penguins this offseason.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Well, you're absolutely right, he can't go anywhere.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: He is the franchise, the best thing is his heroes
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: are Mary Lemieux and Steve Eiserman, and what do they
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: have in common? Decides being champions on a franchige with
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: one franchise.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: But I think the money locked up is almost not
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: a myth, but just kind of wrong because Sid's obviously
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: worth his money in Gino's only making six to one,
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: and I think I had the numbers for my podcast
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: last week about numbers, but I think he was like
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: a scoring at a zero point seventy to one pace
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: last year, and then this year he was like aero
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: point five minutes.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I could be or I could probably look it up
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: real quick, but I won't.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: But Italis are looking up for him. I keep going, eh,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: but it's it's six' one.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: You know, that's a good second line center pace. Now
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: it's not Hall of Famer Gino, but you can live
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: I think where money's locked up is with Latang and Carlson.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Seven point twenty five million. He's thirty eight years old.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, yeah, you know, I think at you know,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Carlson and I think Latang.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I wish they could go.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: And then at the bottom, you know, we have Hayes
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: and we have a chari on their retirement tour. I
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: you know, I went guys on the third and fourth
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: line that live in the practice facility, next, you know,
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: to the at the hotel next to the practice facility.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I went hungry guys. I don't want guys looking to
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: buy their second boat.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Well, it was so odd to see Joe because this
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: year like no Rangers in the playoffs, no Penguins, no
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Red Wings, no Flyers, Like we're used to those types
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: of teams. Again, Pittsburgh is your team. What do you
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: make of the fact there's some new blood and yet
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: there's some returning faces Again, the Panthers are trying to
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: make the third shots Stanley Cup Final.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: The Panthers are just, as they say, a wagon. I mean,
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: I don't see anybody being them because they just don't
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: seem like they're filled. You know, every time you think
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: they're dead, they're like the terminator. They keep coming back.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It is crazy.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: The traditional markets, you know, even like Chicago, not even
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: their Chicago, Detroit, you know, Boston, just huge markets. But
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: you know, something to do with the sun Belt and
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: the tax code and the periperlation of good talent where
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: people there's just more talented guys, and hey, if you
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: have talent and look at the coaching, you're not gonna
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: beat the boor You're not gonna beat you know, Maurice.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: You know, there's just guys that are just great coaches.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: They get some talent and they're gonna be right there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: And you're definitely right about the Florida attracting. So no
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: state tax, go over the beach, no pressure from Canadian markets.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of advantages there by the way, you're
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: right about the points. Malcolm is at points of a
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: four points per game talents confirmed, and Sid was at
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: one point one four. Both those guys still effective. As
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: you said, it's kind of the back end where that
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: salary gets a little bit more tricky.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Joe, he've been a different Mario Lemue charity events.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Obviously, Mario's somebody I deeply respected Meyer, not only as
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: a player but also overcoming Hodgkins.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: What are those events like.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Well, those are I'm just in the dreamland. The first
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: time I did an event for Mario, it was literally
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: one of the guys on the show counted like forty
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: five Stanley Cup rings in the room. And that's not
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: even like assistant to the trainer. You know, that's like
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Trochier and those types of folks. So it's just amazing.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Anytime you can be Mario adjacent is just incredible. You
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: know he's royalty and you know, hanging out with Reki
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: and you know Gary Roberts and Kevin Stevens. Just I mean,
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: it's like I pitched myself, Like How'd I get into this?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: This is fantastic.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fun ara of hockey.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: When you mentioned those names, it makes me think of
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite memories is a hockey fan. I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: not a Penguin, but that Lemeil goal on John Casey,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And again it's different in Canada. We had Bob Cole
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to call. He timed it like what a goal? Want
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: a move Lemieu? Oh baby, just as he pump fisted.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's like literally one of the greatest hockey
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: moments ever. I'm sure for you you're losing your mind.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: You know what's so funny about that is right now
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: they would review it for fifteen nuts and say there
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: was goalie interference.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: That's a great point.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: John Casey just watched it and I was like, oh
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: my god, he didn't try to push the bucket in
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: net or push Casey a little bit.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: You know, they find any reason to take away goals.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Now, Oh, I'm with you, man, I replay God, it's
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: a I like getting it right, but it takes a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be frustrating. I know you produce, but you're
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I always I always think, I hate I hate the review.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: I especially hate the review at the blue line because
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: it's like there has to be a system where it's like,
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: if you have a minute and a half to get
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: it out or the stick is on your puck, we
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: can't go back and rewrite history. But I always think, well,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: how would I feel if you know a Flyer was
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: a minute and a half off side that I went
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: it reviewed? Yeah, I always think what would the Flyers
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: do with this rule? Like every time when there was
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: goalie interference back in the day, Like, what would the
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Flyers do with this rule?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's a good way looking look at your mortal rivals
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and enemies. You produce content. One point the NHL Players Association,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: how did that come about?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Well years ago, they were trying to get as many
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: stars in the league as possible. They wanted everyone to
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: be on the level of siding Ov, which I don't
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: even know if they've still achieved.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: No, those guys are still the faces. You're right.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: So they had me trying to make some funny content
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: and it was my now ex wife at the time.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Loved it because the only time I've been I worked
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: for Bill Graham. I've been around rock star has been
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: around a lot of famous people. The only time I've
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: ever been starstruck in my life, well twice, once with
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Gene Simmons and it once was a j Coopotark came
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: out of the locker room. I listed, They go, you
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: want to talk to her? List like five guys. They go, well,
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: here's Copuitar right now.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: That's funny, Jane Simmons and and Copataro. That's your list.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: As far as that's so, you know, when you're a
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: real nerd for hockey, I know you performed at.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: So many iconic comedy clubs Shoe, but you're perform with
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Bill Burr at Madison Square Garden the Mecca.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: What was that like?
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: It was the greatest night of comedy of my life.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: And it was in the round. And I usually don't
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: get nervous, but as soon as I saw the ring
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: in the round or the stage in around. I'm like,
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I got a little nervous, like wait, nervous. It's in
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: the round and I literally bent down between the floorboards.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: I touched the ice and my toy Major goes, what
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: are you doing? I go, I'm touching the ice. Mary
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Lemieux five goals on this ice.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Bill Burr, I watched Glen Garry, Glenn Ross
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and Bribe. I'm a huge David Mammott fan.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I have this a third time that I've seen Glenn
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Carey and that iteration on Broadway. I saw years ago
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: with Lim Shreverer playing Ricky Roma and Alan Alda plays
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Shot of the Machine Levine. Then I saw it when
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Pacino plays Shoved the Machine Levine and Bobby Kin of
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Valley pained Ricky Roma. And now your buddy Bill Burr
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: is amazing. He plays the the Ed Harris role. He's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: just so angry, which is so funny because it fits
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: with Bill's persona. I'm like, well, that character Moss is
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: just spewing vectim right his final salvos. He's just telling
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: everyone to go fuck off, which is so funny. But
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: what can you tell me about Burr? Any Stori about him.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: It seems like he really enjoyed being on stage.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, he loves being on stage, and he loves sports.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: And you know, we have such a great relationship. We're
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: like brothers, except any time they named cam Neely comes up,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: because then they have to get a forty five minute
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: attack on from all Samson.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: There's things you don't talk to Bill about.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: You don't talk about the flake Gate, you don't talk
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: about steroids in the seventies, and you don't talk about
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: cam Neely All Sandelson.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: It's gonna taking out those knies man. I could.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I could definitely appreciate it. Bill's frustration with that. How
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: about some other venues that you've been able to do
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: with Bill?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: What we got to play the form in La We
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: got to play Red Rocks, which was incredible And an
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: interesting timot about Red Rocks is they don't send the
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: iceers in or the cleanup crew for about three hours
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: after the show. They have all the chipmunks in the
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: other road ands eat all the trash in this and
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: so we smoked cigars on stage and just watched all
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: the animals go nuts up in the mountain.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It's pretty That could be definitely cool again.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You follow the hockey closely, Joe through your puck Off podcast.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: What else about the league right now?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I mean we talked with the playoffs, as you said,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the Panthers are a wagon.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: We talked if we don't like replay.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: What are some thoughts you have just about hockey and
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: general where it is right now?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: I think hockey may be the best point it's been
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: in forever.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I love what's going on right now.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I would just like to I would love the playoff
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: format to go back to one to sixteen.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: That would be my dream.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I remember when I was a little kid, it was
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: one through sixteen, and this is when the Penguins were blue,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: and ironically and Lemieux wasn't a Penguin yet, and there's
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: always a line at sixteen and we were never in
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: the top sixteen. Can we just make the playoffs once
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: so thin that I think that that would be fun?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: And I think I said, I wish they would clean
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: up the replay and uh, but you know, they kind
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: of brought some of the violence back, which is good.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: A little interference is crept and you need a little that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I don't like too much officiating, to be honest with you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put the whistles away. That's why I enjoyed the playoffs.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And also the fact that you know, it's interesting when
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you get a good fight. As they always say, no
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: one goes for popca when there's a fight, So I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: don't understand where the fighting disappears come playoff time, people
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: are still into it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Tal go ahead.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks d and hey Joe, great to see. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: had a couple of quick ones. I just wanted you
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: to share a story that you had already told me.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: I don't remember all the details, but basically, you were
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: in a car with a couple of big time ballplayers
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: and you were the one who broke the news to
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: them that Vanilla Ice was white.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Actually it was Bobby Bonilla. Yes, Bobby Bow telling Daryl Strawberry.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Can you believe this boy what.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: They had? No?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: He couldn't believe it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: We could, I couldn't. No one could believe it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: I was in the back of Bobby Bennie's Mercedes white
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Mercedes Benz Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, how did you get in the Mercedes ninety? Other story?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Hooking up with Bobby Bow and straw I.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Used to work security for the Pirates, and so I'd
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: go around and hang out with those guys and baseball
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: players and hockey players, all the greatest people, I think,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: because most of them have to be in the minor leagues,
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: and if they don't, they've still had their balls butts
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: enough that they have a great sense of humor.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: They know how hard life.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Is, and especially in those days baseball, they could party
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: all they wanted. All they had to do was take
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: three at bats and sit in the aftfield.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: And it's true, and there's there's a leisure game, as
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: one would say.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: And there was no cell phones. It was a glorious
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: years with the Pirates.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Now, I was going to ask you about that because
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: you know, just talking Mario talking Bobby bo like you,
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: you've seen those athletes when there was no social media,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: there were no camera phones. It was you could you
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: were a public person, but you could still be pretty
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: anonymous and pretty private and not worry about, you know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: getting on one one night and seeing what who would
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: find out about the next morning. I mean, what do
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: you what do you recall, I guess about that era
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: for athletes of just you know, having having a little
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: bit more freedom when you went out after the game.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I mean they had total freedom because did there would
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: just be private rooms and you know, back rooms and everybody.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Had a blast.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: There was no TMZ, there was no cell phones, and
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: really there was no rats. It didn't it wasn't anybody's
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: best interest to rat on the players. It's like, hey,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: don't you gonna be friends the donk want free tickets?
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Don't you want to say you hung out with RJ.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Reynolds better than being the guy that busted R J.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Reynolds.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: And last one for me, I'd love to get your
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: take on you know, you've been involved in stand up
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: for a while and your take on the landscape right
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: now in the era of crowd work and Instagram and
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: you know, how has the dynamic changed in terms of,
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: you know, grinding on the road versus getting your name
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: out there in other ways?
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean I've been in the comedy almost thirty
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: years and it's changed about four or five times in
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: my lifetime. I just kind of roll with the flow.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: But you know, the ways that you used to make it,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I've kind of done that. Now they keep changing. Just
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: when you think you know the answers, they changed the questions.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Is that is like rules to live by it, right,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: she needed to know the answers. They changed the questions.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's good stuff.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Joe Phila very philosophical again the puck Up podcast from
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: All Things Comedy, and of course go look up all
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: this great stuff on YouTube. And Joe Bartnica a great
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: comedian but also a passion of Pittsburgh Penguins fan.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: So I just love the passion for all things Pucks show.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: This is awesome. Thank you so much.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Oh thanks for having me. I'll do this anytime.
• 28:35
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  Speaker 2: gotta watch this. What's this? I'm like, oh, my buddy demerses,
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  Speaker 2: did you watch it with you first?
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  Speaker 1: What the I sorry, sorry, I immediately try. He goes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just go take a shot this. Sorry, Dad didn't
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: mean interrupt, like, and I didn't know this was the
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: first scene. He goes, that's your buddy's wife. I know
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that's another woman who's riding a guy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: That's not that's It's a horror movie film, old school, right,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: but yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Riding a guy, guy, this guy staring away watching. Uh,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: but I really enjoyed it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It's an excellent horror movie, you know, low budget, schlocky
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: kind of you know that this reminds with those horror
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: movies quite frankly used to watching the eighties. They're kind
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: of still yeah, funny but goofy, but but but well done.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Like that's what horror movies were back then. They're supposed
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to be entertaining but also bloody and vile. And the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: demon is unbelievable. I just texted both of you on
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the group chat just so TEL could watch it while
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm describing the film.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: But a couple of.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Class I saw that, I saw the cups. I was
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: dying when he's in the bathroom. But like, yeah, the
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: old guy.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: First.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: First off, first, I love the movie posters. One of
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: them is ten foot hole, ten foot pole. The other
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: one is the chestiest woman alive and her measurements are
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: on the it says seventy three thirty two thirty six.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Where are we getting a seventy three three?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: They filmed that? Did you like? Read the inf on it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: They filmed up in Uh god, I gotta get this right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: They filled up in Greenport in Connecticut. Yeah, like in
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: the winter, in the winter time, and it's like ghostly
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: dead little town. Good but not bad though, right. You know.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it, man, I got like it won I know,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Jill corrected me. It won like a top ten award
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  Speaker 3: at south By Southwest twenty nineteen.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: The scene that text everybody has to watch this guy.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: He's the manor he's got glasses on there watching a
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: video of him in the bathroom and he's just like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: oh oh, He's like writhing around. All of a sudden,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you just see the woman behind him and the guy's
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: just writhing around and eventually get bloodster scored everywhere and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: they get.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: A little close up. That's right, it's it's his winger
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: in her hand. I'm like, oh my god, but nothing
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: top this is a lot.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I can't like your Willem Dafoe.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's the people off An ask when I watched me,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: They go, what's a good double bill for it? So
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: now you know what for Antichrist from Laura's Vantry with
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Williem Dafoe and Charlotte Kanesburg. Or if you want to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: watch an info maniac, here's a good companion piece. Go
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: ahead and watch Porno. The other scene which again I
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: couldn't even text you guys the clip, it's so vile, tew,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta see it. This guy is being attracted by
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the demon.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She's attractive and he's like starting to get excited, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the clutched to his shot of him getting erecked through
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: his pants, and then she.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Just like this, It's like the Force. She's like Darth Fader.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: She squeezing zat and he goes down like oh down,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and they hate I got blood all over his groin.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: She leaves, What is going on this? I can't flieve
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Divers recommended this movie to me. What the fuck is
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: going on right now?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: It's a horror movie.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Top ten.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Let's go top ten.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: South by the Southwest all kidding side Joe was great,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: excellently good. No, listen, scream you gotta be you gotta
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: be able to sell the Screams. She sold the Screams.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Scream Crew was great. I like to see him with
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: her and the you know, the love interest, so to speak.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: The baseball player ends up.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Being a you know, a little uh yeah, a little
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: fem yeah, a little fem but uh then because it
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: ends up being the demon.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But she starts making out the guy in the bad
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: puts his puts her hand on his hackage, and later
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: on she's like, wait, I didn't have my underpactic.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: No, that was the demage. She's like, ah, just revolted
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: by it. But I was an entertaining movie man dollar
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: eighty seven on Amazon Prime. Buy it right now. Gillian
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Muller's Porto.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: We're getting residual. Still, we've got ten cents the other day.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Whatever we can do, tell you're gonna watch this movie or.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: What about the same but the same as one episode
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: filming of this.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'll check it out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: I'll contribute to the ten cents every quarter.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: So absolutely, just to be clear, I've.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Read your book. I watched The Whalers documentary. I watched
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Jill's movie. Now tal's gonna get it into the frame.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to spend the dollar eighty seven and
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: watch I just want.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: To see it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I like you.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I like your you know, I like your writing mind.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: And you know, I'm kind of one of those guys
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: that have you know, your very Thespiani. You know you
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: have a thespians mind.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's why I'm curious.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: And if you have a thespians mustache, it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Fits in both ends, all right?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Does in Prospect News, we're expecting the air playing next season.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Five minutes of video of content. He's gonna cut Edwards
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: scissor hands over there.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: He's letting it go. He's letting it go.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Medicine had tigers for Gavin McKenna. You know his name
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: if you're a hockey bander. He's expected to be the
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: top pick in the twenty twenty sixth NHL Draft. McKenna
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: hype is already building why Memorial Cup Tournament to crown
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Canada's top junior hockey team. Medicine had has been cruising
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: through the tournament and the seventh year old McKenna has
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: been one of the top scores in Atturney four points
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: in three games.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: How hyped are you, JD? For Gavin McKennon. Is he
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: the next one?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah in two years and we've got a
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: long way to go there. Let's stay in the president here.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, he's he's everything offensively and then some. But
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I feel like we until somebody blows the doors off
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: on me, like McDavid did so hard to kind of
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: get up for these kids. You know when they say
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: every year is a generational, it's a generational and it's like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: come on, he's a great player, great player, a lot
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: of skill. We'll see. Time will tell once you get
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: on the once you get on the big ice, to
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: getting the big eyes of the big boys, getting to
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: the playoffs. We saw what Connor Regard's done so far,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: not the most you know, and still learning and it's
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: taking some time. It's tough to be a generational player,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: and it's tough to be right out of the gate
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: super impactful. There's not many guys that can do it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: He could be and he's been touted as a kid
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: that could could be that one in you know every
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: five years that comes along and kind of just excels right, Togate,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the Cale mccars, the Quinn Hughes. Is that just jumps
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: right off the page. And I mean all of his
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: highlights look like it. You know, I haven't watched a
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: ton of them, but I mean just as highlights. And
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: watch him in World Juniors. He's he should have played
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: more in the last World Juniors. He might have won.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But it is what it is. Gavin McKenna. We'll see
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: you in twenty twenty six. Maybe we'll interview you on
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: NHL and scripted.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look forward to seeing that definitely.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: If you're if you got time for it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: If he's feeling fris skip that time right now? Is
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I know you're just getting a snack and shout out to.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: The I'm meaning I'm eating gum of the gods, mastic gum, oh, mastic, train,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: your train, your train, your jaw. Okay, that's awesome, TMJ.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I got to look this up.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Ask good for you, Good for digestion.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the Oilers fan game for Edmonton's spotted
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: chucking a beer out of a prosthetic leg.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: That is nice. The old leggy, the old peg leg.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Wait you even done that though? Me?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I own a prosthetic. I don't own
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: a prosthetic leg, so no, I have not, but maybe.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: A buddy at some point you're out the bar, Hey,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: why don't you take off now?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I don't like the shoey stuff that I don't do that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Come on, you seen what some people's fun guy they
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: have on their feet. I think with feet is nasty
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: and I'm a fun guy lover.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: But you know, but people have drunken of like disgusting things.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sure maybe not yourself personal, but you've seen friends
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: do these kinds of things.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Not a prosthetic leg, but like I've seen Yeah, you know,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: people get spit beer in other people's mouths and of
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: it get too like people are gross, we were disgusting.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: People need Jesus.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: That's a good point, Mick Jesus. Last night.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: People need Mick Jesus.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: The panthers did not touch the Prince of Wales trophy.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Are you one of those guys that thinks that matters?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Hey? Yeah, I just don't Why the why the hell
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: do you want the Prince Whaless trophy? You want the cup?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: We don't want no prince you know, Prince Harry, Prince Charles,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Prince of Wales. Go fuck yourself.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, there's no better way to do this podcast.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: We want one cup. Mister Stanley himself, the big guy,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: all polished up, looking sexy with that big ass of his.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And who knows.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: In the next episode of NHL and Scripted we may
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: have that s only Cup final rematch set.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: We'll see the adminsion oilers.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Are able to getting Phil Pritchard on soon.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: We're hoping to get Phil pritcherd as well. I don't
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: want to jinx it, but Pat Maroon potentially in the hopper.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Patty may A, you gonna be excited for that one
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: or no.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I love Pat.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: He's great. Are you this your fam? You're gonna be involved?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Big rig about you?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gumma, gods, I'm in. Thanks for listening to HL
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and Scripted. I'll be like a mirror cat. Thanks for listening.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: We'll see you next time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh here she comes. Watch up boy, the skin Man
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: will chew you. Uh. Oh, here she comes, He's the
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: skin man. Hand whoa good night, folks.
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