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TWR Saturday | The Queen Is Dead (And More Gamer Rants) · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
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  Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
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  current events and pop culture. This is he's the Whitfield
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  Report with Sam Whitfield. Well, good evening, folks, and
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  welcome to the show, I'm your host saying, Whitfield staying
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  dry and another rised rain-soaked Florida.
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  But hey, it's it's September. So this is the time of year,
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  where we get massive downpours, which on occasion will take out
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  the The internet service providers on occasion.
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  If they get you know struck by lightning and be clear.
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  Like my house going to get struck by lightning or anything.
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  The actual I guess is p you know relay station or whatever it was
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  got struck by lightning so we were without internet.
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  I was supposed to interview someone you know for Odd guys, I
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  would be releasing a future date and then that happens.
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  So you know, that was fun being without being an app for a few
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  hours which is help for me. Considering I'm an internet
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  addict. Someone help me please.
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  But anyway, other than that, I have no complaints act about.
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  How are you doing today, sir? I'm doing.
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  Alright, not too bad, enjoying the weekend.
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  Yeah, it's it's ending to write because we had the we had three
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  day weekend last weekend and those are always, those always
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  mess with me. Just because, you know, I always
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  forget that like, you know, we have the, we have that Monday
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  off but then, you know, it's like, Tuesday actually is
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  Monday. So you get shorted for, you
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  know, for day in a sense, I guess I Now know, I feel you on
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  that, I feel you on that mine was, mine was all sorts of
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  messed up for whole different reasons, but that's a story for
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  another time. And so you know, what's what's
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  been going on in the world these days?
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  Well, no, it's a good actually. Yeah, quite a bit.
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  So acma had to dip, you know, early at the end of last week's
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  show so you didn't get to see Apex and I go over the Joe
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  Biden, you know, speed for a basically called House like 70
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  million voters, domestic terrorists.
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  But that was fun. Yeah, that was something he
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  would do. That was that was super fun.
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  He just, you know, he was doing like I don't even know.
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  It was like a campaign speech, but it was like a it was a get
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  out there and vote. I've speech for the Democrats
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  and, you know, since the midterms are coming up, but he
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  what I did it. In. he, he did it at
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  Pennsylvania Hall, but he also The lighting was honest.
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  He had like this dark red background and he had two
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  marines that were like just like standing stones.
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  Yeah. That I have saw.
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  Okay. Okay, so you saw, you saw that
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  image and he was and it was basically talking a like you
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  know, mag Republicans don't want to accept election results even
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  now you know, Apex and I pointed Out that his entire party.
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  Bitched for basically Trump's entire presidency about how the
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  2016 election was not legitimate.
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  So I guess the reason why I bring it up is because I was
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  surprised. But like, even Australia I, I
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  turned into some of their news, look at some, their websites.
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  And even like mainstream Australian news anchors, are
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  like, this is really weird that the president of the United
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  States would like, say something like that about his own, you
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  know, countrymen or something. It's not a good.
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  It's not a good look for Biden, not get objects.
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  Not in the slightest. Yeah, I guess I guess that's
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  something about the funders and B insured.
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  You know? In common.
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  Yeah, yeah. 100% they welded. Well, I actually I actually
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  think that ironically Nick and Nick and vitamin would make a
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  great team because he likes to, you know, he likes to snap kids
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  hair and you know, Nick likes to uh, sniffing hunt for calm.
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  So you know, between the two of them they would Like some weird
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  for her reverted, you know, buddy, cop type then so I can
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  safely say I do not think about those things Sam.
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  I do not think of those situations or collaborations in
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  my head, but I suppose it makes you happy.
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  It would probably go down something like that.
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  She just got this things regularly either but like
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  committed. But like my brain does were kind
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  of comedic way. Doesn't sound like okay as far
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  as like Connie goes what would be just outrageously weird and
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  funny. And yeah that combo kind of
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  popped into my head but I think I think it'd be all weird if it
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  wasn't so believable. I think that's the thing that
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  kind of well. Oh yeah.
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  That's yeah, that's the whole thing is we're living in a world
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  now where like truth is Truth is literally Stranger Than Fiction
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  at this at this point, very much.
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  So, you know, II as I, as I mentioned, the whole Biden and
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  speech, and I mentioned this to Apex multiple times, but when I
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  saw that first image of the of, like, the red background and
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  what not I was like is this real Because it works like a
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  Photoshop job honestly at first and people like, now it's real
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  and I'm just like, wow. That's Yeah, we've got, we've
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  definitely gone to Peak clown World.
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  Somebody sometimes people don't think that's the best way I can
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  figure that. Yeah, I mean, That has to be the
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  last be like the that's possibly the most logical explanation.
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  But then I'm also like, you know, like who got the, who got
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  the job for public relations at the White House.
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  Like I would like to I would like to meet the guy who's like
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  Hey guys, this is a great idea. Let's just have the present
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  instruct shrouded in like a dark ride back on, that makes them
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  look, you know, Super Evil and have like, you know, to Marines
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  like yeah, I just think meeting that I think meeting that person
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  will be, you know, kind of fascinating but anyway, and then
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  also the Queen of England. is dead officially and I don't
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  really know what to think either the other than, you know, she
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  was, she was 96 and on the one hand, you know, that's a pretty,
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  that's a pretty good run run, but it's also kind of like, wow,
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  the queen is actually dead because she's been around for so
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  long that she said that, He's kind of been around literally
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  for some of us and so to like not have her around now, it's
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  just weird. I guess.
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  So I'd say it's about, right? Fuck the bridge.
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  Fucking we broke off for a goddamn reason.
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  It's nothing weird about it. Yeah, monarchy deserves to
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  fucking die constantly. That's how we know things are
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  running smoothly while they don't die is when we should
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  start to worry. Well, well, the monarchy the way
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  Thing is the monarchy doesn't really do anything.
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  It doesn't matter on our principles on our principles is
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  goddamn Americans. We should make sure that they
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  die regularly happy for it. Not personally, make sure.
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  But just see to it then them live longer than like 102.
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  Yeah, I know that I think that's I think that's a pretty good
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  policy if you outlive Betty White.
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  Nah, we're not going to allow that anymore.
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  It is didn't Betty, White Betty. White is one of those, then she
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  finally passed away like your to a girl.
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  Yeah that's what I'm saying. Exactly.
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  I was a she is anybody who outlives?
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  Betty White just now. There's no need to be on this
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  planet anymore. You're good.
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  You did. Yeah.
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  Well, I mean Betty White kind of pick the best time to check out
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  because she missed what she missed like covid.
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  She Strike. She missed all the shit that
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  we've had to deal with. She was kind of like She was
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  kind of, like, I've seen, I've seen this shit that you guys are
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  gonna have to deal with in the future.
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  I want no part of it. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna, you
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  know, pass on to the nether Realm.
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  Or netherrealm Studios to go make God.
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  What did the other Rome make? They made something.
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  She gonna go make video games pass on everywhere.
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  I'm gonna make video games and that's how we do it.
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  That would, that would be awesome, but would be awesome.
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  If, you know, if there was just like an ultimate online where,
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  you know, people pass and then one on become video game
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  developers and I feel like a Betty White game would actually
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  make Respond boy, probably. But anyway, um, but in terms of
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  any but other than that, not two of them for a week.
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  You know that I that I can think of it in terms of regular news.
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  Now gaming news. That's a completely different
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  Beast. So I suppose let's just jump
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  right into it. I guess so.
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  Sounds good here is a caboose gaming news Saiga.
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  Maybe 50 got you Sam has a piece of news first.
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  So go ahead, okay? So I cannot Confirm that this,
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  for sure. But apparently according to the
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  Batman Arkham subreddit for the video game series, which is
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  pretty accurate due to delays in the development of Gotham
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  Knights. WB Games, I guess is planning on
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  releasing a remaster of Batman Arkham.
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  Arkham Origins in 2023 now to be clear.
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  This is the game that WB Games made in 2013 right before Arkham
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  Knight came out and that's the game that had Troy Baker as the
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  Joker. I remember when that game came
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  out, it got really like mediocre reviews and then and then they
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  kind of grew into a fan favorite.
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  Were time and that game and that game never got like a remaster
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  on the PS4 but I guess or any of the next or any of the previous,
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  you know, generation of consoles.
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  I guess now because of the struggle to develop, Gotham
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  Knights, WB Games is thinking up re-releasing that for the
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  current gen of consoles. And I Like a we kind talk at
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  this but what are your thoughts on I guess?
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  This is kind of a question I had for you.
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  But what are your thoughts on like On remasters and
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  re-releases in general, do you think it's a cash grab or what?
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  I think, I mean, it used to be something, we used to see way
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  way back and it wasn't necessarily called as such.
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  I think now it's been sort of a A cheap way to cash in on this
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  algebra as do a lot of media franchises and things like that
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  or it's sort of depends. We're kind of now getting out of
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  the grounds, the quote HD remaster, which is fairly
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  redundant because all you have to do to get to actual HD is
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  just increase the amount of pixels in lines.
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  So, in terms of of remakes, when there's more effort going into
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  it, I feel that's a lot more Justified.
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  I mean, generally now I'm kind of at the point where I'm just
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  so over. That's half of the fucking games
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  coming out. I would still always stand by,
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  I'd rather there be a chance for new IP or new properties, but I
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  understand the businesses are scared of losing any of their
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  infinite amounts of fucking money.
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  So they're not willing to take a shot.
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  In some cases. It's done.
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  I guess it depends on where it comes from, and if the actual
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  intent and heart to get it done properly, is there, I think of
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  the Oddworld franchise when I think of remasters that not only
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  were needed, but we're commandeered by the original
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  Vision owner so that it wasn't just a remake remaster.
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  It was it was the True Vision that it always should have been
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  a odd world's Abes, Odyssey and Abe's, exoddus really do
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  emphasize how good something like that can be and then you
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  have things like the Silent Hill, HD Collection, which is a
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  cheap crash, grab to port forward, two and three, using a
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  cheap Studio who was not experienced and was not prepared
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  who didn't have a good game plan who had to work with inferior
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  source. Ariel from Konami.
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  And despite all of these problems was still pushed out
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  Simply to try and get some money out of it, instead of doing it
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  properly. And that's just the remaster.
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  That's just supporting job. Yeah, well, I was going to say,
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  I feel like a lot of these quote-unquote, remasters,
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  especially these days are not really, remasters just so much
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  there more. So like, Basically ports, you
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  never to other. Yeah, you know, format, but
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  because of the marketing, guys are like, oh, what's, what slap
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  the word remaster? That's exactly what it is.
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  That's, that's always been what it is.
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  And it's always been how it is since advertisers were allowed
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  to get away with bullshot it technically a remake in a
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  remaster are the same things, they both and entail.
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  The same level of effort into it.
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  Yeah, but they got away with just false advertising because
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  no one can fight it. No one cares and people were
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  still enough dumb enough to buy it without being Savvy.
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  Consumers and some weren't dumb enough to even enjoy it.
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  I am, I saying, you're dumb if you enjoyed the Silent Hill HD
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  Collection, well, I'm not calling you a genius.
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  I'll say that. If any of that experience was
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  okay for you bless you because you got lower.
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  Standards and I do and that's not to talk shit on the
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  developers or anybody who worked on it.
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  The reason that is shit is for publisher, high-end, executive
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  reasons, anybody who actually touched hands on that project
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  doesn't deserve any hate, they were, they were given a fucking
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  shovel and and told to build a crater, and of course, they
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  couldn't fucking do it. And now, it's at the point where
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  we're getting redundant Stupid re-releases that keep not only
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  touting that they're better than the previous version but that
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  they're worth 60 $70. Again what took ass loads amount
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  of effort and years of development and technological
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  groundbreaking. The first time that deserved the
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  60 $70 this time. Fuck, no, why do I need to keep
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  buying Skyrim for $60? Why do I need to keep buying
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  Last of Us? 460 fucking dollars and the
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  thing about Skyrim that really fucking pisses me off.
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  Is that it's junk done. Just to abuse the fandom and
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  granted. Now this is a quote Old
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  Bethesda, but I remember working at GameStop, when the first
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  re-release of Skyrim came out right for consoles.
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  Yes, is around. Twenty sixteen round win Final
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  Fantasy 15 launched, they sold it for 60 bucks on launch.
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  I had sold pre-orders on the motherfucker.
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  And then three days, three weeks later, it was either.
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  I think it was fucking Black Friday.
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  Three weeks later on Black Friday, the game was down to
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  sail for $30. I mean, I mean that really
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  doesn't surprise me, you know, at all I'll tell you this, I
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  just this past weekend, when the, when the last bus, when the
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  last bus part 1 you know, got Quote, unquote re-released on
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  the PS5, I want in the locked on the PlayStation store and lo and
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  behold they had The Last of Us remastered for the for the
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  PlayStation 4, still in store for $25 and I in.
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  So I bought that version. Now, what is the difference
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  between the last was part one and the The Last of Us
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  remastered absolutely nothing except for a few graphical
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  improvements but I honestly had to laugh because I'm like it's
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  the exact same game. You know, you can you can play
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  both versions on the PS5 I guess if you're lucky to have one like
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  I am but like my and and I love No, I love all these game videos
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  on YouTube that we're like. If you have, if you have a PS5,
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  you need to buy the wife's the last of his part one because of
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  the graphic someone and I'm like, really Because I'm looking
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  at like side-by-side comparisons of the remastered version and of
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  this new, you know, this new one.
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  And I can almost tell no difference.
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  Other than a few Graphics it's and you want me to pay $70 for
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  this new one. Let me assume same.
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  Let me drag you by your fucking collar and drag you back to
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  2000. And I think fucking for, or
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  Rosen and fucking five shit. Maybe 2000 and fucking seven.
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  I don't know when but let's go back to the PS2, right?
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  I remember those old arcade games, Metal Slug.
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  You'd run around shoot, dudes, jump in tanks, blow shit up.
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  Oh yeah, I'll hell. Yeah, I love those.
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  So let's say, let's see there, was this like one, there was
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  double x 3, 4, 5, 6 7, that's seven games, all arcade, all
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  fantastic, beautiful, Sprite work, guess what Sam.
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  It's And five and they're bringing it to the PS2.
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  You want to know how much it's going to cost us to get, dude,
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  we have to get this game. We can both play together on the
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  same console, seven. All seven metal slugs.
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  Guess how much it is $17.40 dollars, dude, let's fucking go.
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  We got to go get Metal Slug man. Wow.
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  Put it to you like that. Now, Joe seven games, 40 fucking
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  bucks. The same shit re-released again,
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  it's a re-release of a re-release $70.
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  Yeah. Yeah, like 40 $40.
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  That's you know, that? That's one thing I can
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  understand, I can understand, you know, paying paying like a
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  price for that you know. That's not too bad for a poor
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  but like 70 $70 basically for you know basically just a paint
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  job on some of these games. Yep, it's insane by mode.
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  No new date. No, AI upgrades.
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  No nothing. Some shaders and fucking
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  lighting operations are a little better.
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  Shitloads a little faster. Foliage is a little, they
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  adjusted some of their PC sliders to have more shit on
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  screen. That's all they did.
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  You're basically buying the PS4 version with a new configuration
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  file. Yeah, well, I mean, in the other
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  thing too that people have brought up to me on Twitter to
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  is that is One of the reasons why I guess the last of scream
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  why this new part one is out is because the of the Netflix, I
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  mean, or because the HBO show or whatever Network it's on, that's
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  doing like a live-action adaptation of, but even so, it's
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  like at that point, like, most people look, people are fucking
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  retarded these days but they're not.
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  But they're not. That stupid also.
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  Hey I noticed that you unmute your mic as soon as I said
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  people are retarded. That's right.
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  I was gonna I was gonna use that opportunity to see if I was in
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  the the actual call. Hi guys, that I chair.
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  You are good. Good evening, sir.
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  How are you doing? How you doing?
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  Hey, buddy, ding dong. The witch is dead at the dead
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  and I don't know. Yeah, I'm good.
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  What's up guys? We were just I mean I was just
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  you know how fuck the breads. Yeah of course.
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  Know how fucking dare you the queen.
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  She said well fuck that bitch fuck your taxes and T dude.
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  Yes right. But fuck.
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  Haven't have a TV license man. Fuck your stabbings.
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  You know and I saw some video going around of King.
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  Charles likes it. Sitting down to sign some shit
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  and that people are making a big deal because he like he like
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  pointed to some shit that needed to be moved for a servant to
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  move it. And then they like the only
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  partially moved it me like shit. I'll see if I can find it real
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  quick but it's it's pretty fun. I mean I don't know it's like
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  move this shit for me servant and people.
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  Like how about how dare he, you know, that's gonna spoil their
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  for your fucking lineage. I just think it's really fun.
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  It's just funny because like that's the kind of shit that the
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  queen probably did that shit too.
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  It's just not on video. You know what I mean?
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  They weren't watching the up her every move like that.
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  So Anyway I know well and then and then we've also been talking
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  about how you know gamers are getting are getting willingly or
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  ripped off, you know, $70 for just.
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  Um and that's been that's been the case for.
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  It's been the case for well over a decade.
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  I would say. Yep.
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  So yeah. So yeah.
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  I don't, you know why last verse Pretty good game.
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  But is the new version or $70? I don't think so, should be 30
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  fucking bucks. Well, now I will.
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  Okay, here's the caveat. If you never played it, which
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  I'm one of those people that never played it.
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  I don't think it's still not worth $70 but I would, I would,
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  if I were going to play it at some point, I would want the,
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  you know, the graphic, you know. Sure one that runs Better looks
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  better, you know, but how much effort did that she's a scuse
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  me. Sorry.
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  Guess how much effort did that really take to to, you know, put
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  you know, it's like I don't know let's say like putting lipstick
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  on a pig but it's not apparently was a really good game but also
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  but also Apex if you, if you could theoretically by like both
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  versions of the game that the 14 remastered for the PS4 version
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  versus versus like this new fancy.
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  PS 51. In the difference is like you
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  know $30 versus $70 and you had to play it then.
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  What would you now? That's true.
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  I forgot. This is a remake of a remake,
• 27:48
  isn't it? Yeah.
• 27:50
  Yeah remaster of a remaster fuck.
• 27:54
  It's a good bitch came out on fucking PS3.
• 27:56
  Yeah, to be honest with you, at this point, I would probably
• 28:00
  play the PS3 version with you showed the remasters of the
• 28:04
  remasters and shit. I'm like, obviously this, the
• 28:06
  original was good and they're probably fucking shit up along
• 28:09
  this remaster, they're changing things, you know, it's not the
• 28:12
  same atmosphere. Honestly, the real reason, and
• 28:16
  I'll bite get heat from this from somebody because it's the
• 28:19
  fucking internet and everybody has something to fucking say,
• 28:21
  but I think you should experience a fucking game on the
• 28:24
  original version especially if you're Learned about all
• 28:27
  graphical Fidelity and how good it looks pop in the fucking 3
• 28:30
  version pop in the PS3 version because that's one of the best
• 28:34
  looking games on the PlayStation 3, right?
• 28:37
  The last of us is the culmination of the entire PS3s
• 28:41
  life cycle. God knows how many fucking
• 28:45
  Nathan Drake games of mastering from the beginning.
• 28:50
  With with with the first game almost near launch to the end of
• 28:54
  the life. You get to see ya all All of
• 28:56
  that Mastery from a single Studio, who knows that Hardware
• 29:00
  better than anyone and it's complex fucking Hardware.
• 29:03
  If you know who PS3, you know, it's hard to fucking work with.
• 29:07
  So, to master that you should appreciate that in its normal
• 29:11
  value because there's intrinsic value in.
• 29:14
  How the fuck did they get this little to look this good on this
• 29:18
  fucking console? Yeah.
• 29:20
  Yeah. I'm a, I'm a big fan of, you
• 29:23
  know, the strip down. Like the Like women without
• 29:28
  makeup kind of thing. You know what I mean?
• 29:30
  I like the not even that they have the make the makeup is
• 29:34
  fucking like the Nathan Drake gave the first one.
• 29:37
  I'm trying. I'm trying to like, I'm sorry up
• 29:40
  Uncharted Uncharted, one is the one without makeup and then last
• 29:44
  of us is the one with makeup. Yeah, she looks good.
• 29:47
  She figured out color coordination and how to do her
• 29:49
  eyeshadow real night. I suppose, I just mean that I
• 29:55
  created these these These remasters to the ones with
• 29:59
  makeup, they're trying to you know slow honestly.
• 30:01
  This is what it's like if Uncharted is nothing.
• 30:05
  Last of us is makeup. Uncharted on PA or but fucking
• 30:10
  it exists but that's how I'm talking about.
• 30:12
  Last of Us on PS4 and PS 5 are just different levels of fucking
• 30:16
  Instagram. Filters of the beauty filters,
• 30:19
  right? Turn up the bloom.
• 30:22
  Turn up the gamma a little bit heightened.
• 30:24
  That contrast just a little. It barely decided bear but raise
• 30:29
  the overall brightness. Just a bit like it.
• 30:32
  You you lose. I don't want to say the Original
• 30:36
  Soul because they're sold to be lost in things like the Spyro
• 30:39
  remaster and the Tony Hawk cream at the first Tony Hawk we
• 30:42
  Master. Yeah.
• 30:43
  Um but like it that game did need a port because God forbid
• 30:52
  trying to emulate anything that's been done on PS3.
• 30:56
  Do those games, do not. There's a reason why most of
• 30:59
  them are only on PS3, right? That went multi-platinum begun
• 31:03
  with. Yeah, so I understand why it
• 31:06
  exists but at this point, like, your re-release of the first
• 31:12
  game after you've released, its equal should not cost as much as
• 31:16
  the fucking sequel right now and I think that's the big thing too
• 31:22
  is like, I don't think it's so much a thing of like wide.
• 31:26
  Why did you, why did you remaster it, right?
• 31:29
  Because that makes sense. It's why didn't why does the
• 31:32
  fucking remaster of the remaster cost as much as the original
• 31:38
  game? Because, obviously, you don't
• 31:40
  you don't have to hire the same. I mean, you might have to hire
• 31:43
  them tweak like a few models and whatnot, but it's not like
• 31:46
  you're it's not like your rehiring, Troy Baker to, you
• 31:51
  know, redo his lines. Exactly old kill.
• 31:54
  All of a lot of that. The fuck years of work are
• 31:57
  shaved off of a remaster. Yeah, remaster projects.
• 32:01
  Usually should never go above a year industry standard.
• 32:05
  There's just no reason because of what you have to do that.
• 32:07
  It should ever push past that far.
• 32:10
  You're not editing really any of the original data too much or
• 32:12
  not generally adding new scenes or weapons and mechanics or
• 32:16
  anything like that. Yeah, I mean I mean there was
• 32:20
  there was a rumor that they were going to change Watch the ending
• 32:24
  of that. They were going to, they were
• 32:27
  only like change the ending of part one and in this new
• 32:31
  remastered to lighten, to make it like, sync up with part shoe
• 32:35
  a little bit better, which, you know, which okay that might have
• 32:40
  been slightly interesting but know, and I know that mr.
• 32:44
  Medic her shits on this individual a lot but Angry Joe,
• 32:50
  they did a brilliant move that Is no one realized what he was
• 32:55
  doing. But he basically took his review
• 33:01
  of the last was from like from like 10 years ago, he
• 33:07
  re-uploaded it, but just increased The the sharpness and
• 33:13
  like Adobe After Effects and made it like glow at a war that
• 33:18
  was there. That was literally all he.
• 33:21
  That was literally all he did. And, you know, and people are
• 33:26
  missing it. They were like They were like,
• 33:29
  dude, why are you? Like why why aren't you talking
• 33:35
  at the new? Why are you talking about the
• 33:37
  new version? You're a little uploading a
• 33:40
  version from like you really your Lanai uploading a video
• 33:45
  from like 10 years ago that's already on your channel and it's
• 33:48
  like yeah that's that's the point he's trying to get across.
• 33:53
  So yeah they're always idiots. But yeah oh so well done.
• 33:58
  Well done anger Joe I guess okay yeah yeah fucking / 2 or
• 34:04
  perturbed Pedro gets fucking one I guess ask blasted Alejandro
• 34:08
  there's your ears. Your one buddy.
• 34:10
  Enjoy that lab dude. So but anyway enough about my
• 34:16
  roundings out remakes. What else do we have in gaming
• 34:19
  news? well, first, I want to ask Apex
• 34:23
  how this week has been Just fine, sir.
• 34:27
  Thank you sir. That's really all I have now.
• 34:30
  That's it. Really just just busy, buddy.
• 34:35
  Nothing fun to talk about this week.
• 34:37
  I'm not that drunk. Are you sure?
• 34:41
  I'm positive. You.
• 34:42
  Are you at, you know? Who is drunk though?
• 34:45
  Tell me, apparently 343 Industries because they went
• 34:49
  ahead and said, yeah, I know local co-op is cancelled, guys.
• 34:53
  Sorry, I'm fucking a Segway dude, what up?
• 34:55
  It's scrambling at the last second and try to figure out.
• 35:00
  I was like, wait, they basically said.
• 35:03
  Yeah, I know, we're we're not going to be doing that because
• 35:06
  we want to focus on other things and we don't think it's
• 35:09
  Paramount in this and then the fucking other.
• 35:12
  And yeah, so that sucks. No.
• 35:15
  Local co-op in Halo and food pairing.
• 35:19
  Oh, really. No, not really because turns out
• 35:22
  that they found out that it's in the game and you can do A menu
• 35:26
  glitch to make it fucking work, right?
• 35:28
  The fuck now really already in the game, it already works.
• 35:33
  You just have to menu glitch and they're like buddy.
• 35:36
  Sorry, what any yeah? Yeah, and no Aunt against this
• 35:41
  is split-screen Co-op. Yes, it's not local internet
• 35:46
  Co-op. This is local on your fucking
• 35:48
  couch. Yeah, the old know, looking at
• 35:50
  my screen shit and it's already working and nobody's lost data
• 35:55
  or cry. I asked, but we're cutting a
• 35:57
  guy's. Can't have it can't can't
• 36:01
  fucking have it. Go.
• 36:01
  Fuck yourself, that's crazy. It is, it is I, I've heard mixed
• 36:06
  things about fucking Halo. I have heard from a personal
• 36:10
  friend that she enjoys it being a long time player of the series
• 36:14
  and we're talking about infinite.
• 36:16
  Yeah. Yeah and so it's like you know,
• 36:20
  I understand it's not for the Halo fan base is fucking divided
• 36:24
  and what you want from the Series greatly fucking varies,
• 36:28
  right? Yeah.
• 36:29
  Everybody wants something different from it.
• 36:30
  Sure. Because it's been so long but
• 36:34
  this is just like I had heard were originally when they
• 36:37
  launched their battle plan was their battle passes fucked and
• 36:40
  it was stupid. And the grinding going to do is
• 36:43
  stupid. And then here this that were
• 36:46
  officially canceling. Local co-op split screen but
• 36:50
  then people find out, oh no, it's totally in there.
• 36:52
  You just have to menu, click into it.
• 36:55
  That, that is as bad as Street Fighter cross Tekken zon the
• 37:00
  disc DLC where the whole DLC before they even release, it was
• 37:04
  on the disk. Ha, ha, ha ha.
• 37:06
  And, and they're like, oh no, it's not ready.
• 37:08
  You know it's already we see it here on the Disco know you got
• 37:11
  to pay Seven dollars for that character.
• 37:14
  That's awesome. There's no fucking ballsy, dude.
• 37:17
  It is infuriating when there's so much money on the line.
• 37:23
  I mean, they've been getting away with it again for, I mean,
• 37:27
  at least two decades, at least, you know what I mean?
• 37:31
  They've refined, they know that people don't care.
• 37:34
  No, most people don't care. Now, they've been getting away
• 37:37
  with it for like a decade because 343 to control the Halo
• 37:40
  franchise after bungee, left it in 2000, I didn't mean
• 37:45
  specifically 343. I just meant the gaming industry
• 37:48
  in general like, oh yeah, fucking everything.
• 37:52
  Yeah. Okay.
• 37:53
  Yeah but then this is returned is stupid because it's like why
• 37:57
  would Monica fuck it? Sorta split-screen Co-op deals?
• 38:02
  God damn it. I got you bitch.
• 38:06
  Look maybe for my job I have to like a fucking catch myself.
• 38:09
  So I don't like semi-real it in here.
• 38:11
  Okay, I get it. I get it.
• 38:12
  I can't slip up a fucking to work.
• 38:15
  Give up. Almost done it lately because
• 38:18
  talking to you motherfuckers. But ya know, when you have a lot
• 38:22
  riding Riding on the line. We have a lot of money invested
• 38:24
  this, why wouldn't you do as much as you can to make people
• 38:27
  happy to make more of that money, you know?
• 38:30
  Well, and here and here's my other thing too, and I believe,
• 38:35
  I don't know whether I've asked you this on the show were off
• 38:39
  air by think we've talked about this before, but it's, like,
• 38:43
  people enjoy local co-op. I mean, it's a thing, but yet,
• 38:48
  the gaming industry seems too. Be averse to local co-op.
• 38:57
  I mean, I get the online makes them more money so that, you
• 39:01
  know, theoretically Alloys. So, that's, that's the reason
• 39:05
  why they push it. But, I mean, just stick a stick,
• 39:11
  a local co-op mode in most games.
• 39:13
  And, you know, I think now with TVs being bigger than ever,
• 39:17
  right? Yeah.
• 39:19
  But no, nope. And it's I mean, just like the
• 39:25
  cattle, the level of like, The level of types of games, you can
• 39:31
  do couch, Co-op are already sort of limited ish, but like, it
• 39:35
  should be there for every shooter, every Adventure, game,
• 39:39
  or whatever. Anything that does allow an
• 39:41
  online co-op of sorts, and it's even even things like, fucking
• 39:50
  Battle Royale games and shit like that, you could absolutely
• 39:53
  fucking do it. There's no issue to losing part
• 39:56
  of your view to run a split screen.
• 40:00
  My whole my shit, there should be dual monitor output Honestly
• 40:04
  by this point, right? That would be fucking do, could
• 40:07
  you imagine? I mean, everybody's got a skirt,
• 40:10
  you know, two TVs are two screens instead of doing split
• 40:14
  screen off of the same fucking Xbox.
• 40:16
  You could just put another cup comported.
• 40:18
  Yeah, dude, that's the. I mean, I don't understand why
• 40:22
  they wouldn't do that sort of thing or what other than have
• 40:24
  one HDMI plug into a box design for that.
• 40:27
  Console. The pushes out too.
• 40:29
  Separate screens or for, I mean, you know what I mean?
• 40:33
  Or for? Yeah, because my is, if you I
• 40:37
  don't, maybe there's a problem with the protocol in that plan,
• 40:39
  but it's like you're still, you'd still be pushing the same
• 40:42
  amount of assets out of the same machine.
• 40:44
  You're just changing how you would or fucking have it.
• 40:47
  Take one giant 1080 screen, split it into fours and then
• 40:51
  just push that out to four different screens via its own
• 40:54
  fucking software and shit. Yeah, so that is the same thing
• 40:57
  as split screen but you're looking at On screen.
• 41:00
  Well, I mean I'll go ahead Sammy.
• 41:03
  Oh, I was going to say my whole my whole thing in my my heart
• 41:09
  went with the reason why I've been such a proponent of local
• 41:15
  co-op, is I read this? I read this utterly like,
• 41:20
  retarded piece on medium.com a few years ago that talked out.
• 41:29
  How online gaming is toxic because people like to say,
• 41:34
  gamer words online, right? So, my whole thing was, well, I
• 41:41
  hate to break it to you, but people are going to say game of
• 41:44
  words, Anyway, right? And so put an A, so put in a
• 41:52
  local cop mode because then if people want to say game awards
• 41:57
  they're gonna have to go over to somebody's house and say those
• 42:01
  words to that person's face and they will and it'll be
• 42:06
  hilarious. And no one's going to get
• 42:08
  fucking hurt even though you get even though you gained your own,
• 42:12
  I was or whatever you want to call yourself and making a
• 42:14
  mountain out of a No, he'll about this but I digress.
• 42:17
  That that's always been the reason why I think local cops is
• 42:22
  great. So we'll just it allows you to
• 42:26
  fucking do things. Fuck me have some local
• 42:29
  tournaments on one screen or four screens with Sprint of
• 42:35
  system link and run. Fucking Call of Duty tournaments
• 42:38
  next. Year fighting games, you know,
• 42:41
  yeah. When you can split screen, shit,
• 42:43
  you can, you can fucking Local some shit.
• 42:46
  We used to have Lan parties back in the day we used.
• 42:49
  We used to be a society. Yeah, the fuck's sake, man.
• 42:55
  At least the community, if nothing else you have.
• 42:58
  At least quakecon used to be. This fucking insane thing
• 43:02
  because you have hundreds of fucking players all Under One
• 43:05
  Roof, all hooked up to the biggest fucking LAN party you've
• 43:09
  ever fucking seen. And now yeah, what's the fucking
• 43:11
  need? We have internet connection.
• 43:13
  It's why I bought something. Gone the way of the fucking
• 43:16
  dodo. So now that most of these games
• 43:18
  we fucking play in 20, 30 years we won't even be able to
• 43:22
  understand a snapshot of how they were played unless there's
• 43:25
  video of it. Bots are what allow you to get
• 43:28
  in and have a semi realistic experience of what it could have
• 43:32
  been like to play this back during its online phase?
• 43:36
  Yeah, well now whether they're collecting all our data anyway,
• 43:40
  they'll probably have amalgams of, you know, human interactions
• 43:44
  in that game. So the AI, you know, will
• 43:47
  probably be pretty good. Like ghosts, technology, maybe,
• 43:50
  but you'll need the servers for that shit.
• 43:52
  What happens? When the service get
• 43:53
  disconnected? Because it costs too much money
• 43:55
  and we need to make all this money off these These are they
• 43:58
  baby beer or the sun decides to burp extra hard in our
• 44:01
  Direction? Yeah, exactly.
• 44:03
  I could be any fucking number of things.
• 44:06
  Also, what happens when the when the AI for these?
• 44:10
  For these Bots actually becomes sentient and and they don't they
• 44:15
  doubled down on the game Words. That would they always seem to
• 44:22
  do all these a I seem to yeah. And up really racist.
• 44:28
  Can they be racist? I don't know.
• 44:29
  Grace know that. No they literally.
• 44:31
  They've every AI that all these universities and fucking huge
• 44:37
  Tech agencies of put out into the oh, no.
• 44:39
  I know, I know, I'm just saying, can a, I be racist because
• 44:45
  humans can have feelings and they can be a, they can feel
• 44:48
  racist against, you know, be felt the racism's against their
• 44:53
  own race. You heard me.
• 44:56
  Against okay. You sure you're not drunk.
• 45:01
  Yeah, positive. Okay, I'm a little stoned.
• 45:03
  I'm just, you know having a job. Yes.
• 45:05
  Yes. I will say, I have also been
• 45:09
  going back to the gym. I've been paying for a gym
• 45:11
  membership for five years and I've not gone in about a year.
• 45:16
  How much did you pay per month? It's like 40 bucks.
• 45:19
  Goddamn, it's a lot of money. Yeah, it's a lot of money, but
• 45:22
  it's punishment for not going. The money could have been used
• 45:26
  on drugs. Apex what are you doing?
• 45:28
  Not a smart use of your financials man.
• 45:31
  No see I was actually gonna die doing it myself probably in the
• 45:34
  next couple weeks and I start setting aside time after work.
• 45:37
  Go to the gym. Yeah it's really, I mean in my
• 45:41
  fucking 30s man. I never I never needed to work
• 45:44
  out, but it's just really important that I used my fucking
• 45:46
  body or I will die. Especially, I will shut down,
• 45:50
  you know, my job is physically demanding, but that's my job,
• 45:53
  it's my job, it's still the, you know, Kind of repetitive
• 45:56
  movements more or less. It's moving heavy shit, A lot of
• 46:00
  the times but all the more reason to be in better shape is
• 46:07
  all because, you know so yeah, just trying to take better care
• 46:10
  of myself. The the sad gamma is trying to
• 46:12
  get back back on his horse. You know, so do the goal that
• 46:17
  old medical route working out? Yeah, yeah, no don't curse me
• 46:22
  with that. Okay, man of the full medical
• 46:25
  route, although maybe around. Did I was watching?
• 46:29
  I was watching the the kill out pedos I was going to ask if
• 46:33
  y'all had a good palate I only got through about half of it.
• 46:36
  I was like while I was laughing us, I've made me kind of sad for
• 46:41
  some reason. I'm not even sure why You know
• 46:44
  what I mean? What you mean?
• 46:48
  Like it's just I don't know. We get reminded of our old world
• 46:53
  that we came sure. Sure.
• 46:55
  What naughty? What did Carl Peters release
• 47:00
  another? It is the first part of the
• 47:03
  ballad of mr. Mehta curse.
• 47:04
  Am how have you have the Hat, dude?
• 47:08
  It breaks down fats. You don't even you don't even
• 47:10
  know the fan projects. It breaks down more than I ever
• 47:14
  even considered learning about the man.
• 47:18
  But oh it's it's it is a full-on.
• 47:23
  Yeah, there it is. It is a full-on ballad.
• 47:28
  But I mean, Jim is a kind of guy who fucking fucking take it in
• 47:30
  stride you know it's just like if you're going to cover it and
• 47:34
  you wanted to be the definitive, make it the definitive, put
• 47:37
  everything in there and that is absolutely what he has done.
• 47:41
  It covers pretty much all the way right up to gamergate.
• 47:47
  Well I'd also from when he was a boy all the way up yeah covers
• 47:52
  his entire family including like convicted pedophile, uncles and
• 47:56
  shit. It gets all I know you.
• 48:02
  You learn about both sides of the ocean to see family for
• 48:07
  better and for worse because you know what, it's a beautiful.
• 48:10
  It's a beautiful point to show The Duality of life and despite
• 48:14
  any hardships that he may have gone through, he can still come
• 48:16
  out. The other end laughing a retards
• 48:18
  on you hell yeah, dude. Oh yeah, you don't.
• 48:24
  I was I was telling this to a 2 A friend of mine, you don't come
• 48:31
  out of this life. Unscathed.
• 48:34
  I don't care who you are. And if you do you're not living
• 48:39
  life. Sorry.
• 48:42
  So you don't really come out of this life with anything because
• 48:45
  it's true. You know what I mean?
• 48:47
  By the time you're out of this life, you know?
• 48:49
  No. But nobody gets out alive as
• 48:52
  that's right. Jim Morrison.
• 48:54
  Famously sides. So, That's right.
• 49:00
  What was I going to say? Damn.
• 49:02
  What were you going to say? Probably nothing important.
• 49:06
  I'll tell you what my titties hurt, though.
• 49:09
  Why are you to do certain? There's such a just sore.
• 49:11
  I'm just, are they soar because they're excited?
• 49:15
  That there is a new Lego Star Wars collection the sky.
• 49:44
  including from the Mandalorian season 1 solo, the classic
• 49:50
  characters, the trooper, pack Rogue one, a Star Wars story,
• 49:53
  The Mandalorian season 2 and the Bad batch.
• 49:58
  So you can get all that wrapped it out of the galactic edition
• 50:02
  of the overall Sky. Don't know what that means
• 50:05
  either. I don't I don't like Star Wars
• 50:08
  anymore. Let me put it like that.
• 50:10
  But hey, if you like Star Wars and you like, Legos, as might
• 50:14
  be, it's might be a deal. I heard the Lego games are
• 50:17
  really fun. I've never played any of them,
• 50:19
  but like, the leg Jones as games.
• 50:22
  Absolutely fun. Yeah, even with every IP they
• 50:25
  do, they have fun. With it.
• 50:26
  And they, you know, they do their comedy in their jokes, so,
• 50:29
  it is something different. Is it is its own thing, but
• 50:32
  which is why I'm okay with it and don't hate its existence.
• 50:36
  Yeah, but no one speaks. So there could be no sjw
• 50:40
  propaganda continue. But I will, I will say this too.
• 50:43
  Surprisingly, the with every IP that the Lego games have done,
• 50:49
  they've actually done, you know, like you said, they do in their
• 50:51
  own style, but they do a pretty good job of adapting.
• 50:56
  All their eye peas for, you know, it's like people are
• 51:03
  saying, what are we going to get an open-world Batman game?
• 51:07
  Well you know, prior to Arkham like oh, you know, like oh
• 51:11
  Batman. Yeah, yes, right exactly.
• 51:15
  You what is your guys like if you guys can have any game
• 51:18
  series or I guess because Indiana Jones movies Earth be
• 51:22
  turned into a Lego set of games, like one game for each.
• 51:26
  Entry of the series if it's multiple, right?
• 51:28
  What would you want it to be? Like Skies a little like, like
• 51:35
  Lego bad boys and bad, boys to, you know what I mean?
• 51:38
  Like, it can be a little juice, Lego Lego Shaun of the Dead, and
• 51:55
  those would make good games. That's the important.
• 51:57
  You can see exactly how those four games will play out.
• 52:00
  That'd be good. Yeah, I have my tried-and-true
• 52:03
  answer. The Lego collection Silent Hill
• 52:06
  1 through 4. It's so weird.
• 52:13
  I'd want to see if it could be done.
• 52:16
  I'm sure I'm sure he'd be its own fucking demon outright, but
• 52:19
  fuck it. We they can't do anything else
• 52:22
  to Silent Hill at this point. We've already been turned to a
• 52:24
  sexy Pachinko machine. We have no dignity left.
• 52:27
  King, chink, chink. I have fuck.
• 52:30
  I need a fucking search for that.
• 52:32
  When I'm in Japan goddamn that. The middle gear one.
• 52:35
  I feel like I feel like anything but Lego does even like Hora,
• 52:42
  you know, related video games would be, would be funny.
• 52:47
  It would, it would play into a cartoon?
• 52:49
  I don't know how they do Silent Hill 2 because that has a lot of
• 52:54
  like really deep shit. Like, how do you let go?
• 52:58
  Fi a dude smothering, his terminally ill wife with a
• 53:02
  pillow, You know what I mean? I like it.
• 53:06
  Literally, I get literally pictured in my head as you said
• 53:09
  it so you can see it and you see where the punch line would come
• 53:12
  in? No, no.
• 53:14
  But I just, I just, I just picture a Lego man.
• 53:16
  There would be like, the pillow would be like a triangle in
• 53:19
  between his hands. As he pushing it over x squared
• 53:23
  off at, you know, oh man. That's what people need people.
• 53:29
  People nowadays on the internet are starting to like d, make
• 53:33
  games sound like a PS1 Style. So everyone just needs to make
• 53:36
  everything into Lego style, that's what we need.
• 53:40
  All you need is a general-purpose engine right,
• 53:42
  then they need to swap out every head shapes.
• 53:44
  The same, everybody shapes the same, just do it on unreal.
• 53:48
  Be allowed real five, the mocap with VR.
• 53:51
  Do it. An unreal 5.
• 53:53
  Thank you little basic shape sets and everything you need
• 53:56
  fucking little world. They're losing money.
• 53:59
  Yeah, I mean Minecraft but with Legos You know, exactly.
• 54:05
  It's like what it always should have fucking been.
• 54:07
  Right? You know, even that, even though
• 54:10
  it is in the Star Wars Universe, I could buy Lego coat or would
• 54:17
  be, would be fine Lego coat, or would be my fuck dude, Lego it's
• 54:24
  a 47. Wait, hold on, that's breaking
• 54:26
  the rules. We were talking about like
• 54:27
  movies or TV shows. I thought you can make any game
• 54:31
  by said, any game. Well, I was doing Angry Birds
• 54:33
  Star Wars. Games Movies TV.
• 54:35
  Any any okay, okay, yeah, anything with visual
• 54:39
  representation already to it. Copy that.
• 54:44
  Yeah, I thought so, yes under second.
• 54:46
  I was going to call him out because it's a me.
• 54:50
  Well, you know, usually you usually would be right Apex
• 54:54
  because I am a smoothie. Yeah, I think I do.
• 54:59
  Do what every kid on Roblox wants to do, just do Lego GTA.
• 55:04
  Have have Tremors Lego dick out after he fucked the Lego, teddy
• 55:08
  bear. We perfect.
• 55:11
  I ain't nothing. Don't Lego game.
• 55:14
  Lego strip club, there you go, not to shift, gears to our but
• 55:19
  have either of you watched the new Game of Thrones series The
• 55:26
  House of the dragon show yet. Not not yet.
• 55:30
  It isn't. It isn't any good huh?
• 55:33
  Surprisingly. It is, and I didn't like it.
• 55:36
  I didn't like Game of Thrones, man.
• 55:38
  I mean, I like I tacitly enjoy enjoyed it just because of like
• 55:42
  the cultural wave as it was on TV.
• 55:46
  I gave up before it started to get bad.
• 55:49
  I still watched it. Like, eventually, through
• 55:52
  different means. Yeah, I didn't really, I only, I
• 55:57
  only really liked it for the tits at first, you know, there
• 56:00
  was a lots of tits, that's all. That's all.
• 56:05
  That's all anyone walked it, for sure.
• 56:07
  Sure. But so far they and from what I
• 56:11
  understand that the people the showrunners of this show are
• 56:16
  actually fans of the books unlike Dumb and Dumber Dan and
• 56:22
  Dave or whatever. That ran Game of Thrones.
• 56:24
  Yeah. But it'sit's good so far.
• 56:27
  I'm actually, I'm not like, you know, excited for the next week.
• 56:33
  I've actually missed East. I've waited to like Tuesday and
• 56:36
  been like, oh shit, wait, there's a new episode of the
• 56:38
  show, you know? So it's not like that important
• 56:40
  to me, but it's still good. I still am enjoying it.
• 56:44
  Well, there seems to be this, you actually bring up a good
• 56:49
  point about that about this a package, because I've actually
• 56:51
  been thinking about this too, right?
• 56:54
  Because we live in a, we live in a world now, right?
• 56:59
  Where Pope where postgame work day.
• 57:02
  Right. There is still yeah there is a
• 57:09
  lot of sjw, not nonsense out there, right?
• 57:13
  But by the same token, I feel like there are instances and
• 57:18
  this series is one of them where like I have I have seen like
• 57:24
  clips of this new series and and it doesn't seem that bad to me,
• 57:29
  but I see all these YouTubers are like House of the Dragon is
• 57:34
  woke bullshit. No, you know what?
• 57:36
  No, you know, what? I've seen that too.
• 57:38
  You know what? The number one complaint I've
• 57:40
  seen. People complain about, is the
• 57:44
  character that I could whose name, I can only recall as the
• 57:46
  sea serpent, who's a Targaryen family?
• 57:50
  Who's described in the book? Because, as a fair skinned
• 57:53
  family, they have as a black dude.
• 57:58
  He's like the head of the family.
• 58:00
  Okay I'm sorry. He's Valeri he's Valerian blood,
• 58:03
  not sure but he marries he marries us.
• 58:07
  Nobody who is Targaryen and yeah that seems to be the only real
• 58:13
  controversy, I don't know what else is, right.
• 58:17
  The only thing I've seen that might not be.
• 58:20
  That might be a Converse, but but like, just like the sjw get
• 58:24
  just like the sjw shit gets annoying.
• 58:27
  I kind of feel like the anti sjw shit.
• 58:30
  Can get equally annoying. I don't even even more.
• 58:33
  So it's obnoxious as fuck. Did they pick every little
• 58:37
  goddamn thing out? I don't care for either.
• 58:41
  Extreme be honest with you. It's like, what it's like, why
• 58:49
  can't we just like, shit, you know?
• 58:52
  Well, yeah. It's, you know, honestly kind of
• 58:55
  sidestepping that, my, my girlfriend has had me watching
• 59:01
  this show called The Sandman on Netflix.
• 59:04
  Have either of you heard of that.
• 59:06
  I've I've wasn't to the audio book series on Audible, which I
• 59:12
  guess the Netflix series is based off of.
• 59:15
  So I have watched The series yet but I'm I'm familiar with it.
• 59:20
  So it's very, it is very like woke Lee cast and like, but I
• 59:29
  actually kind of like it. The writing's, not that bad and
• 59:32
  all of the bad guys are either female or dudes, dressed like
• 59:37
  women, so they're either trannies or their women so it's
• 59:42
  very true. I mean, literally Lucifer is as
• 59:45
  a woman. The, the main antagonist in the
• 59:51
  first series, first, season is a trendy.
• 59:56
  Looks like fucking that make up Guy.
• 59:59
  What's that? That YouTube makeup Guy?
• 1:00:02
  Come on, guys. Oh, the James.
• 1:00:06
  Charles, that's the one that's James.
• 1:00:08
  It looks like James Charles, but like, done up in a fucking drag
• 1:00:11
  suit, like, it's incredible. It's incredible, and it's the
• 1:00:15
  bet. It's the bad.
• 1:00:16
  Guy. It's you know so it is gross and
• 1:00:19
  at you know, it's very jarring but I've watched through it, you
• 1:00:27
  know, the episodes that they have up so far and I didn't, I
• 1:00:32
  actually didn't hate it. I found myself laughing at
• 1:00:35
  several points because of that exact thing.
• 1:00:38
  It's like they've got it. There's so much diversity and
• 1:00:41
  shit cast throughout but there it seems almost like like an
• 1:00:46
  uppercut kind of thing. Okay, you don't it's masqueraded
• 1:00:50
  are, you know, a one-two jab uppercut.
• 1:00:54
  It's fake. It looks like all this woke
• 1:00:56
  shit, but it's really everyone is cast as like this stereotype
• 1:01:00
  of the real world, right? The trans the transgender is a
• 1:01:04
  predator. The women are the bad, guys.
• 1:01:07
  The white man is the is the hero that's having to go through all
• 1:01:11
  this struggle and diversity to come out again.
• 1:01:15
  As the hero, there's also a counter hero, who is the young
• 1:01:18
  black girl? Who does a good job too.
• 1:01:22
  But so it's just it's funny. There's a lot of there's a lot
• 1:01:26
  of very gay shit that goes on in this show but it's not you know
• 1:01:32
  it's jarring but it's still under again.
• 1:01:35
  It it seems to serve a more overarching purpose, like the
• 1:01:40
  gays are the bad guys and the transgenders meet bad guys,
• 1:01:44
  possibly kind of, I mean, sort of it.
• 1:01:46
  Sort of seems that way to me, when I found myself laughing it
• 1:01:50
  points back. Friends like what the fuck?
• 1:01:51
  Are you laughing at? Like just nothing to worry about
• 1:01:54
  it so what you're saying is its sequel, It's secretly based and
• 1:01:59
  then trannies are very one. I could be I could be reading
• 1:02:05
  too much into it. I've only watched it, you know,
• 1:02:08
  one time and I was looking at my phone through portions of it but
• 1:02:12
  sure. Yeah that was kind of that was
• 1:02:14
  that's kind of the of the general vibe that I'm getting.
• 1:02:16
  I might actually have to re-watch it because again, it's
• 1:02:18
  not a terribly written show. Or even acted.
• 1:02:22
  It's just there's a lot. It seems a lot of signaling lot
• 1:02:25
  of woke signaling. But again, the further The Story
• 1:02:29
  Goes, it's just kind of peppered.
• 1:02:31
  The woke shit's just kind of peppered in.
• 1:02:33
  And then the further you get into the store, at least the
• 1:02:35
  further, I got it. I'm like oh this back.
• 1:02:39
  That's the gay guy, that's it. Yeah, amateur here's the thing.
• 1:02:43
  If it's If a series or movie or whatever is is Walt is still
• 1:02:51
  well written and you know Ike has a purpose.
• 1:02:54
  I don't care how diverse quote-unquote.
• 1:02:58
  The thing is what annoys me and what noise a lot of people is
• 1:03:04
  when they when they write stories or they cheap and
• 1:03:09
  stories just to fit, you know, diversity quotas and There.
• 1:03:15
  Excuse me. Yeah, we know exactly which was
• 1:03:18
  initially everyone's complaint with gamergate and everything
• 1:03:22
  and everything else but like one of the but like, one of the
• 1:03:27
  things now, the kind of noise mean, this could have been a
• 1:03:31
  shitpost and I think it might have been.
• 1:03:33
  But there was there was an article it was like that was
• 1:03:37
  like narcos has too many Mexicans and it's like I was
• 1:03:42
  definitely a shitpost. Yeah.
• 1:03:44
  And it's like Like yeah. Oh yeah, okay.
• 1:03:47
  I mean it, yeah, yeah. I mean it is a shit house but
• 1:03:50
  still it's like well yeah that's that's the point in its setting.
• 1:03:54
  You know, one of the seriousness and Colombia, but the other
• 1:03:58
  series set in Mexico, one of the series set in Mexico, most of
• 1:04:03
  its in Colombia Mexico. I like hated that same video.
• 1:04:08
  You did the old in Miami. Florida.
• 1:04:13
  You just change up one. What Spanish to watch is.
• 1:04:31
  The not so much even the, the racial fights, but more like the
• 1:04:38
  ethnic fights within southam within South American groups.
• 1:04:42
  Watching Cuban of the same thing isn't the same thing.
• 1:04:47
  I mean, yes. I mean, well, Colombians versus
• 1:04:52
  Mexicans. That's that's still like a form
• 1:04:55
  of racism, right? Yeah.
• 1:04:57
  I mean I mean watching, I mean watching Mexicans, you know,
• 1:05:01
  come and do a Q&A roster and then the and kimonos be like,
• 1:05:05
  get the fuck. Get the fuck out of here, man.
• 1:05:09
  We don't we don't want no, we don't want no Mexico.
• 1:05:13
  Condos in here man. Oh, good lord.
• 1:05:23
  But apparently only white people can be racist, though.
• 1:05:28
  I'm like, am I right fellas? That's what I'd like to say.
• 1:05:31
  But boy, they've never talked to a fucking Asian before or
• 1:05:35
  Mexico. Oh no people.
• 1:05:37
  Oh yes, that's care of niggers out.
• 1:05:40
  That, that no niggers own guy still one of my favorite Clips
• 1:05:43
  ever during the black lives matter shit.
• 1:05:45
  A few years ago. Go.
• 1:05:47
  Did you ever see that? I could one know.
• 1:05:50
  There's a fucking, they like, jump a fence into a gated
• 1:05:54
  community or something. And I have it on my phone, for
• 1:05:57
  sure, but that's like the film, from the perspective of black
• 1:06:03
  guy. Who's like and to do, he's
• 1:06:06
  clearly, like holding his phone to Ace towering over this Asian,
• 1:06:09
  dude. Who looks like, mr.
• 1:06:10
  Miyagi kind of quite frankly and he's like The dude behind the
• 1:06:19
  camera is like, are you aware at him?
• 1:06:25
  I can't say, I can't quite remember.
• 1:06:26
  He just he's, yeah, it's literally every right.
• 1:06:31
  He's the guys like, well, the, the Asian guys, like, well,
• 1:06:37
  we've had problems in this area before.
• 1:06:40
  You know, we look after each other blah, blah blah, he's
• 1:06:43
  like, well, are you aware of the guy behind the camera?
• 1:06:46
  At that point is like You where, you know, of the white
• 1:06:48
  supremacist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:06:51
  And the Asian guys, like just cut some off, he's like look
• 1:06:54
  this is a no niggers own. You guys, get the fuck out of
• 1:06:58
  you guys go. Yeah I got it.
• 1:07:00
  Yeah it took me a minute to remember, I remember now.
• 1:07:05
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  I'm sure there's a, I guess. So Louis c.k. was was on Joe
• 1:07:19
  Rogan's podcast and he was talking about like, how during
• 1:07:24
  his Exile, he loves. This is a perfect.
• 1:07:31
  Oh yeah. He's like I want you guys to
• 1:07:35
  leave and they're like, why he's like because this is a no nigger
• 1:07:38
  Zone. Like just straight the fuck out.
• 1:07:41
  No, no hesitation, no. Hesitation, it was normal it.
• 1:07:47
  Yeah, it was normal, right? It's part of his world, man.
• 1:07:50
  Yeah, well I mean it just goes to show so I mean like I was
• 1:07:56
  saying we seek a was on, you know, it's about I guess, Exxon
• 1:08:01
  Europe and he he told he could almost write a how he One until
• 1:08:06
  I get this old neighborhood and there was like a there was like
• 1:08:11
  a tour of this old like are I think in in in Journey or
• 1:08:17
  something right? And this tour guy was going and
• 1:08:20
  you have the you have the you have the Jew that or the Jew
• 1:08:25
  lives here, right? Even even refer to as the Jews.
• 1:08:30
  He just referred to as the Jew singular and you've got to watch
• 1:08:35
  out for. And then, I mean as far as
• 1:08:38
  blacks and, uh, there are any, there aren't any blacks here.
• 1:08:41
  I can't do the bit justice but it's it's something to that
• 1:08:46
  effect, you know that. I mean, there's racism in the
• 1:08:50
  world everywhere. Oh yeah, basically course.
• 1:08:55
  Yeah. I mean, it's, I used to describe
• 1:08:59
  it. Like, use like the nature
• 1:09:01
  example, where like You know, different species tend to kill
• 1:09:07
  each other or not coexist, sometimes they do.
• 1:09:11
  And when they do, they can, they things can happen beneficial for
• 1:09:15
  both of them, but it's just not in the nature of, you know, cats
• 1:09:20
  to live with birds or, you know, snakes to live with mice.
• 1:09:26
  You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, I mean, it's
• 1:09:30
  not easy, you know, people like that's not the same fucking
• 1:09:32
  thing. And I mean, it's not but It just
• 1:09:36
  got its just speaking to the biological nature of everything.
• 1:09:39
  Obviously, we're more self-aware.
• 1:09:44
  At least, we're more aware of ourselves than a lot of these
• 1:09:48
  creatures and perhaps more advanced in our Limbs and stuff.
• 1:09:54
  But yeah, we still come from, we're still all made from the
• 1:09:58
  same shit, you know? So, hmm.
• 1:10:02
  I don't think it's, I don't think it's unnatural to judge
• 1:10:04
  things. The way you see them, what is
• 1:10:07
  bad is the way or what can be bad is how you act on those
• 1:10:11
  feelings, which is what makes us different from a lot of those
• 1:10:14
  animals. Sure, you know, and it's the,
• 1:10:17
  the problem with this whole racism and I said this years ago
• 1:10:21
  before I started to get real drunk, all the time was My
• 1:10:26
  problem with the black lives matter shit is, you know, you
• 1:10:29
  convinced enough of these kids that their victims even just for
• 1:10:34
  the simple shit that the every human being deals with and
• 1:10:38
  perhaps better, better bad quote unquote, bad things that happen
• 1:10:44
  to most people. You convince them that it's all
• 1:10:48
  the white man's fault. And it's around it surrounds
• 1:10:51
  them. It's on CNN.
• 1:10:52
  It's in the fucking yeah paper. It's at school.
• 1:10:55
  They're going to enough of them are going to believe it.
• 1:10:57
  That, you know, that's a day. It's just that shit's dangerous
• 1:11:00
  man. And, you know, they're gonna,
• 1:11:03
  they're gonna, that's just, that's igniting something in
• 1:11:06
  there. That's something that's already
• 1:11:08
  there. You know what I mean?
• 1:11:09
  Yeah, I mean if same way, the KKK and shit used to do.
• 1:11:14
  Yeah. And I mean I've said, Is
• 1:11:16
  performed to and I think you and I haven't even had a
• 1:11:18
  conversation about this. But it's like, you know, back
• 1:11:22
  when I was Back when I was in school and, you know, like are
• 1:11:29
  things perfect for the black community?
• 1:11:33
  No, but it's like when I was, when I was in school like, you
• 1:11:38
  know, you had your black friends and yeah, do your, you know,
• 1:11:42
  friends of different mix of different races.
• 1:11:44
  But you never talked about it because it was never lie.
• 1:11:47
  It wasn't, it didn't matter. Well yeah, it didn't, it didn't
• 1:11:51
  matter and now they're like there.
• 1:11:54
  Forcing kids to talk god, which in a way is kind of that that in
• 1:12:01
  and of itself kind of seems racist, right?
• 1:12:03
  Because, of course, it does. We're supposed to be if we
• 1:12:08
  really want to be colorblind quote-unquote, then you know why
• 1:12:12
  for someone to talk about, you know, the thing that you want.
• 1:12:17
  Yeah. Anyway, it's backwards, its
• 1:12:20
  backwards, a logic. I don't know though I mean there
• 1:12:23
  is a look look, there is It's not backwards logic because the
• 1:12:30
  the truth is, you can't hide from shit like that.
• 1:12:34
  You can't just pretend, it's not real, but I again, I know you
• 1:12:37
  like to Pretend We're in the same age group semi but I'm a
• 1:12:40
  decade plus older than you and even in, even in my generation
• 1:12:46
  it was well, understood racism at the way people were treated
• 1:12:51
  in the past. He wasn't hammered down my
• 1:12:53
  fucking throats. Down our throats, Your
• 1:12:56
  headphones student. I feel like every fucking
• 1:12:59
  episode. Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Whatever earbuds are wearing. The just thunk funnier than the
• 1:13:05
  other. It's like a goddamn one of those
• 1:13:06
  Newtonian pendulums. But yeah, like I feel like I
• 1:13:12
  feel like I grew up in the least racist generation that the
• 1:13:18
  planet is perhaps ever seen. And you I suppose you're part of
• 1:13:22
  that Sammy activate you as well. There's a lot, you know Anybody
• 1:13:27
  that grew up in the late 80s, late 80s through the early
• 1:13:31
  2000s. I would say but In America
• 1:13:38
  rather. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, dude, I
• 1:13:43
  don't know. I mean, I don't, I feel older
• 1:13:47
  every fucking day. I don't know what the answer is
• 1:13:50
  for. People learning the answer is
• 1:13:52
  for young people anymore. I can't even figure it out for
• 1:13:54
  myself, much less, you know, give advice to these kids, you
• 1:13:59
  know, or even suggest advice for him.
• 1:14:02
  I in a lot of cases. Well, you know it.
• 1:14:07
  I feel like I feel like a lot of it is, you know, online.
• 1:14:14
  You know, ship shitposting calls to the you know, some of these
• 1:14:18
  kids get into it. It's not there.
• 1:14:21
  It's not the racist at all right.
• 1:14:24
  It's that they've been so ingrained you know to be
• 1:14:29
  anti-racist. Look that they just go ahead.
• 1:14:34
  Good finish good. So then just do it because
• 1:14:38
  they're doing it because they're not supposed to it's a rebellion
• 1:14:41
  thing. Exactly.
• 1:14:42
  I was just going to say I would rather have all of them be the
• 1:14:46
  shit posters and say horrible things that they don't really
• 1:14:49
  mean on the internet compared to what's actually happening.
• 1:14:55
  You know, you realize what percentage of young people in
• 1:14:58
  the country want to be influencers.
• 1:15:00
  Quote-unquote, they want to be internet influencers of some
• 1:15:04
  sort. It's like it's like a blur now.
• 1:15:08
  It's like 35% in Indiana. I saw a chart.
• 1:15:12
  The other day that scared the fucking shit out of me.
• 1:15:14
  It's it's like over a quarter of the country.
• 1:15:18
  It's I think it's like 35, 40 percent, perhaps significantly
• 1:15:24
  more than that. I don't wanna see, don't
• 1:15:25
  remember. Yeah, I mean, what were the old
• 1:15:27
  figures for those who want to be actors and movie stars and TV
• 1:15:29
  stars do and shit? Sure, sure that's true.
• 1:15:32
  The only difference is, they didn't have the opportunity.
• 1:15:34
  They didn't have access. Hollywood and movies when they
• 1:15:38
  wanted to be those things or or you know, spaceships or fire
• 1:15:42
  trucks. You know what I mean, they have
• 1:15:45
  the internet, they have cameras, they can sit, and they can do.
• 1:15:49
  They can they can spark a community of 15 people real
• 1:15:53
  fucking quick and then turns into a hundred, you know what I
• 1:15:59
  mean? It it that is the problem.
• 1:16:02
  Yeah. Internet influencer.
• 1:16:06
  It's, it's a problem for kids, for sure.
• 1:16:08
  I think that's what's really going on here.
• 1:16:10
  Is these kids are growing up on this shit instead of living a
• 1:16:14
  life and then coming to the internet to have to do a thing.
• 1:16:18
  Have fun, fuck around, maybe be bad, we're kids used to throw
• 1:16:22
  bottles at windows and shit we, you know, would log on and say
• 1:16:26
  the N word and tell people to kill themselves, you know, those
• 1:16:29
  were the days. Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  I know, right? You know, and laughs laughs
• 1:16:33
  ourselves to fucking death about it.
• 1:16:35
  But yeah, and now again now kids are their entire lives are
• 1:16:41
  wrapped around, what, what comments they get, how many
• 1:16:44
  likes they get, and things like that, you know, and their, yeah,
• 1:16:48
  well exactly, their Analytics. which is kind of funny because
• 1:16:54
  like, So active and I pretty are actually pretty close.
• 1:17:01
  We're closer knit and Edge, but like I remember when I got when
• 1:17:04
  I was in high school the social media thing was was just
• 1:17:10
  starting so I didn't miss it but I remember I remember was kind
• 1:17:17
  of thing, and I never really cared that much about the amount
• 1:17:21
  of likes. What?
• 1:17:21
  Not by? I remember, holy shit 86%.
• 1:17:27
  Of Young Americans. 86 percent of Young Americans want to be
• 1:17:33
  the social-media influencer. Yeah, but I mean God think about
• 1:17:39
  just in general like how much of the dumb shit we wanted to be as
• 1:17:43
  kids again. How would it existed we had?
• 1:17:47
  How much access did we actually have to those things?
• 1:17:50
  I wanted to be a fucking skateboarder.
• 1:17:52
  I wanted to be a rock star. Those are the two.
• 1:17:55
  I also earlier And I wanted to be a marine sniper in a fucking
• 1:17:58
  Air Force pilot, but I have bad eyes and you know, I didn't want
• 1:18:03
  to go in the army, you know, the military but yeah, I rode a
• 1:18:08
  skateboard like a motherfucker and I played the guitar like a
• 1:18:10
  son of a bitch but that didn't make.
• 1:18:13
  I mean again, it's a different world.
• 1:18:18
  Now, dude. All you need is one by one
• 1:18:20
  video. Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  But even then it can fizzle. There's no guarantee how many
• 1:18:25
  fizzle out, right? Right.
• 1:18:27
  How many how many, how many, and how many of them are going to
• 1:18:30
  destroy their fucking lives. Because they got 30 million
• 1:18:33
  views on one video and spend the next 10 or 15 years of their
• 1:18:37
  life. Chasing that instead of doing
• 1:18:40
  something that matters, there's something productive, I think
• 1:18:44
  that's one point. You're capable of being
• 1:18:46
  productive will snap out of it. The ones who aren't productive.
• 1:18:49
  Probably would not have been very productive in society in
• 1:18:52
  general, I think, you're right. And in a lot of cases, I just
• 1:18:56
  think it's It's creating a good those who are try it and want it
• 1:19:00
  and realize they have to keep working will work for it and get
• 1:19:03
  where they get to over the course of a period.
• 1:19:06
  Those who is just it's that fucking foot.
• 1:19:08
  Oh yeah. You want to be, you know, how
• 1:19:10
  are you going to be a fucking pro?
• 1:19:11
  Skateboarder if you don't go to comps, if you don't get a shop
• 1:19:14
  sponsor, if you're not hooked up with your local community, are
• 1:19:16
  you gonna get one if you don't have the Community First off?
• 1:19:18
  But second off, if that okay, you get there, you find out, you
• 1:19:22
  go to your first pro, am calm you going to am competition.
• 1:19:24
  You find out. You're not the best
• 1:19:26
  motherfucker. There, you have a decision to
• 1:19:27
  make and those who end up becoming druggie skate bums who
• 1:19:34
  almost killed themselves for video to try and make a demo
• 1:19:37
  reel to sell the sponsors. They will probably never make it
• 1:19:41
  and those are the actual talent will get signed so on and so
• 1:19:44
  forth. It's the same kind of weeding
• 1:19:45
  out process. It's just well, right?
• 1:19:48
  But I think for us it's just weird because There is an
• 1:19:53
  unusual Lottery effect because normally, the most occupations
• 1:19:57
  of things we want to be, you have to have some level of
• 1:20:00
  proficiency within the field. In terms of being and as general
• 1:20:06
  of a term as social influencer is that can be many things, just
• 1:20:11
  from Instagram photos to Fan accounts to Fan Twitter
• 1:20:14
  accounts, to Twitter accounts to YouTubers to tick stalkers, you
• 1:20:19
  know? All these different kinds of
• 1:20:21
  social media platforms. Yeah, and I think the thing is
• 1:20:26
  the the weird thing is that most I think can obtain a level that
• 1:20:31
  you're happy with. But as for making the money, I
• 1:20:34
  don't think it'll, I don't think they're going to chase that
• 1:20:37
  usually, because you only chase money so long before you start
• 1:20:41
  to starve. Sure, sure.
• 1:20:45
  Well and I and I also feel like the term e celebrity or whatnot
• 1:20:50
  has also been really has always been real loaded because right,
• 1:20:55
  like there are people who think that like I'm a celeb because I
• 1:20:59
  have 800 subscribers or whatever to some people, that's a huge
• 1:21:04
  amount of You know, some people that that's like huge in
• 1:21:08
  astronomical to other to others. That's nothing.
• 1:21:13
  So, I just, yeah. And so, but again, it's all
• 1:21:17
  about perception. And I mean, I've been doing this
• 1:21:19
  show for so long but I enjoyed I enjoyed doing the show because I
• 1:21:25
  enjoyed during the show, right? I mean I'd love to monitor tied
• 1:21:33
  but I'm not I'm not doing extreme.
• 1:21:36
  Shit. Yeah I'm not taking my
• 1:21:37
  wheelchair off any you know sweet rocket-propelled jumps or
• 1:21:41
  anything like that. Now I think if I think if we
• 1:21:44
  just did some show prep you could have a pretty successful
• 1:21:46
  show but yeah, you're not willing away on that one.
• 1:22:02
  Sammy. Well look, I had I had a couple
• 1:22:13
  different people asked me today, what the Whitfield report was
• 1:22:16
  going to be about tonight. And my only response was in
• 1:22:19
  three fucking years. I have never known what we were
• 1:22:22
  talking about other than when I see the title of the stream,
• 1:22:26
  sometimes, sometimes will throw out.
• 1:22:31
  You know, he'll be like, hey, we'll talk about this and then
• 1:22:34
  usually, we don't, I never said, I love this.
• 1:22:37
  I just said the right in three years, I never fucking know.
• 1:22:41
  Well, Well yeah, I mean I could look I could do my part to it's
• 1:22:48
  not an activist here, he's the fucking nerd, he could do more
• 1:22:51
  work. I'm I'm not doing any I could
• 1:22:54
  and I should I should at least take some notes about things.
• 1:22:57
  I'd like to talk about save a link or two.
• 1:23:00
  It's not hard to do. Yeah, Barton.
• 1:23:04
  Well, I mean, so here is part of you got thing too, is in this
• 1:23:08
  kind of goes back to. I was talking with With like the
• 1:23:15
  internet culture and whatnot. So other than prepping for this.
• 1:23:22
  Show not, I really don't watch the watch the news or even read
• 1:23:28
  the, you know, particle moves online that much anymore because
• 1:23:34
  on either side, there's always going to be some sort of Click
• 1:23:38
  bait, e thing that just gets people you know, outraged or
• 1:23:44
  upset or something and it's usually like it's usually at the
• 1:23:48
  end of the day, it's nothing Burger.
• 1:23:51
  And the political world, right? And you know, same with a lot of
• 1:23:57
  this celebrity stuff. So I so you know, it's hard to
• 1:24:04
  kind of predict week-to-week what we're going to talk about,
• 1:24:08
  unless we have like a guest that we're going to be having Or
• 1:24:13
  something. I don't know.
• 1:24:14
  I'm just right. I'm just rambling at this point
• 1:24:17
  and this is how the sausage is made, folks.
• 1:24:19
  I needed delicious. Imagine eating this good.
• 1:24:25
  Oh, goddamn! She just great.
• 1:24:29
  I missed it. What did this one?
• 1:24:33
  And nothing. Whatever you guys are laughing
• 1:24:35
  about it but it doesn't matter. God fucking dammit, Apex.
• 1:24:40
  Sorry, so everything. Sneezing that.
• 1:24:44
  Oh so apex predator Apex was just sneezing as I would just
• 1:24:54
  again it's not okay, I don't know.
• 1:24:57
  Maybe I'm allergic to these fucking cats anyway.
• 1:25:00
  Sorry good. Well well you should you're
• 1:25:04
  surrounded by then and I do I basically breathe cat fur.
• 1:25:12
  Goodness. Mmm.
• 1:25:15
  Anyway though. Yeah.
• 1:25:18
  I feel like I feel like we kind of, we derailed one-of-a-kind
• 1:25:23
  booze and gaming news, stories, as we always do a lot more than
• 1:25:28
  just that but it's okay. Did we have fun though?
• 1:25:32
  That's the, that's the key, that's the ticket.
• 1:25:35
  What did we learn? That's what did, what did we
• 1:25:37
  learn? Nothing is fun anymore.
• 1:25:45
  Yeah, I mean, I can be just depends, not not inherently.
• 1:25:51
  You have to find the fun. Exactly.
• 1:25:53
  And nothing. Nothing is is just fun anymore.
• 1:25:56
  You have to try for it to be fun.
• 1:25:57
  That's true. We we, we learned.
• 1:26:02
  I don't do. I don't do portable, you know,
• 1:26:05
  show prep anymore, because the news so fucking depressing and
• 1:26:12
  whatnot. Even though it's kind of even
• 1:26:14
  though it's kind of designed to be that way.
• 1:26:17
  Now honestly it's clickbait that if that's how they make, that's
• 1:26:22
  how they make their money. So you should still just come up
• 1:26:26
  with like four bullet points. Yeah, you know, I mean like four
• 1:26:31
  or five things to just talk about, it can go through them as
• 1:26:34
  we go there now and be no, no in-depth research needed.
• 1:26:38
  We can talk about that shit on the fly.
• 1:26:41
  Yeah, no I used to be like super, I used to be super anal
• 1:26:46
  about, you know, like having detailed show notes and then
• 1:26:53
  Yeah, I barely cover them but now it's, it's the exact
• 1:26:58
  opposite. It's weird that she has gone
• 1:27:01
  through some strange Evolutions. Yeah, you're welcome. it's not
• 1:27:09
  it's not all you some of it's on me it's on, you know, just the
• 1:27:17
  Just the weird circles that I've entered into over the years.
• 1:27:23
  Boo, you know what? I have an interesting little
• 1:27:28
  anecdote here. I went to the Shedd, Aquarium.
• 1:27:32
  Did I talked about this last week?
• 1:27:34
  I did. I went because I went Sunday.
• 1:27:38
  Oh you you told me you went into this shit, the Sheffield, The
• 1:27:42
  Field Museum. Yeah, I went to the field museum
• 1:27:45
  a while back and then I just went to the Shedd Aquarium,
• 1:27:49
  which was significantly more fun just because the things that
• 1:27:54
  you're looking at her alive you know?
• 1:27:56
  Because again in the field museum is just a bunch of dead
• 1:27:58
  shit that you're you could go see.
• 1:28:00
  It's just a little birds and whatever.
• 1:28:05
  But yeah, I mean I got to see them training the belugas.
• 1:28:12
  They came up and spit water at me.
• 1:28:14
  It was just cool, you know? It was fun, you know, it was
• 1:28:18
  actually pretty fun. We're there for a few hours and
• 1:28:22
  then we were walking around. They have like five gift shops
• 1:28:25
  in the fucking place, of course. And we were walking around one
• 1:28:29
  of the runs, one of the ones towards the front of the
• 1:28:31
  building. And I saw this this hoodie But
• 1:28:34
  just like a number 10 with like a tree in the middle of the
• 1:28:37
  zero. Like I was kind of a cool, it's
• 1:28:39
  just basic again. I like stripped-down just basic
• 1:28:42
  kind of design. Sure, I like the color.
• 1:28:45
  So I picked it up and I held it up.
• 1:28:48
  And I'm like, damn, this feels nice.
• 1:28:49
  That's through the fucking thing on and I'm tall.
• 1:28:52
  And I'm skinny and I'm blankies fucks of to find things that fit
• 1:28:56
  me in the Torso and in the arms is difficult.
• 1:29:00
  I put this hoodie on. It's probably the best fitting
• 1:29:02
  thing I've ever put on in my life.
• 1:29:05
  Like holy shit. What the fuck even is this?
• 1:29:07
  And I pull the tag up $80. It's 80 fucking dollars for this
• 1:29:11
  goddamn hoodie and I'm like, you know what?
• 1:29:15
  Dude. Fuck it.
• 1:29:18
  I mean you go on these things to spend money.
• 1:29:20
  Yeah, whatever. Turns out it's by a company
• 1:29:23
  called 10 tree and it's perhaps the first virtue signal purchase
• 1:29:30
  of ever made in my life and I didn't even mean to Because this
• 1:29:34
  company plants, 10 trees. Every time you buy something
• 1:29:38
  from them, Which I'm assuming is how they justify marking it up.
• 1:29:44
  Yeah, so significant other for that fucking Price ever, but I'm
• 1:29:47
  not working there. I'm not lying to you.
• 1:29:50
  It's I mean it's organic cotton and shit.
• 1:29:52
  It's the fucking is it is the nicest thing I've ever worn on
• 1:29:57
  my body. It's so comfortable and it fits
• 1:29:59
  so good. I've already washed it once.
• 1:30:01
  I was worried about commenting on it publicly before I washed
• 1:30:05
  it because I was afraid he's going to fire.
• 1:30:07
  You you know turn into a toddler.
• 1:30:10
  Fucking sweater. You know what I mean?
• 1:30:12
  You know, that's, you know how that should have.
• 1:30:14
  Yeah, but now it's fucking awesome.
• 1:30:17
  I love it and I had a good time Shedd Aquarium.
• 1:30:20
  There was one. I saw there was one dead fish.
• 1:30:23
  It's in the hole in the whole place.
• 1:30:25
  There's fun. It was just cool, man.
• 1:30:27
  I feel bad for the animals in a lot of cases, but what?
• 1:30:30
  Yeah, I think, I think I told you.
• 1:30:35
  I think I may, I think I might have told you a fair I've been
• 1:30:40
  to Chicago like seven times total.
• 1:30:43
  Yeah, yeah. In my life.
• 1:30:46
  And yeah, the Shedd Aquarium is cool.
• 1:30:48
  The, the Chicago art museum is also cool.
• 1:30:51
  If you like, if you like art art and the science and industries
• 1:30:56
  were next on the list. Wait, hold on.
• 1:30:58
  So you're saying if I'm in the art I should go to the art
• 1:31:00
  museum shit. Fuck I was planning to go to the
• 1:31:03
  coal Factory. Yeah well I mean I mean
• 1:31:09
  sometimes your A whim of your Mexican.
• 1:31:15
  Well there's there's that too, but what what I'm saying is like
• 1:31:19
  some art, some art museums are, are just kind of meh, whatever.
• 1:31:26
  And then some are really good. That ya know, in the one in
• 1:31:31
  Chicago. Yeah.
• 1:31:32
  The one in Chicago is a good. So, yeah, for sure.
• 1:31:37
  They also have the some sort of space and something or other.
• 1:31:43
  Now, people now people in Chicago and something else
• 1:31:49
  entirely. That's the funny thing is, I got
• 1:31:51
  talk to people in my local area I'm like, oh, I went to the
• 1:31:53
  aquarium there. Like you didn't get shot.
• 1:31:58
  Like dude, there's people riding around and fucking Uber bicycles
• 1:32:01
  and shit like the seagulls let themselves into buildings, you
• 1:32:07
  know, like it's not it's the south side.
• 1:32:11
  It's where Right by fucking. I mean we're again, Shedd
• 1:32:18
  Aquarium Field Museum, The Observatory, the Science and
• 1:32:23
  Industry, and the art museum. They're all right.
• 1:32:24
  Fucking there on Lake Michigan, you know.
• 1:32:27
  Yeah. And that whole area is is Posh.
• 1:32:32
  It's basically they wish their New York City, they think
• 1:32:36
  they're New York City but that's basically what they are.
• 1:32:38
  It's like You know, Manhattan though.
• 1:32:42
  Well well the lat they'll last, you know, everyone gets
• 1:32:45
  everyone, that was worried about, you know, getting shot in
• 1:32:48
  like the south side of Chicago, right?
• 1:32:51
  But the last quote unquote mass shooting that God won't up in
• 1:32:55
  arms happen in Mike Hyde Park or you know like a really.
• 1:33:01
  We all know that would ritzy area, right?
• 1:33:03
  We also had that fucking That guy that tranny guy recently
• 1:33:10
  that was wait. Is that what you're talking
• 1:33:12
  about? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:14
  Yeah. Highland Highland Park.
• 1:33:16
  Yeah, which is like a yeah, which is like a rich Jewish
• 1:33:19
  fucking area of Chicago. Yeah, I know it sounds like a
• 1:33:25
  joke but it's no, no, it's not, but but they made it seem like
• 1:33:30
  it was the worst like shooting that upper half.
• 1:33:34
  Gee, I wonder why a good at all that shit.
• 1:33:42
  They shot a buck kids. Anyway, Don't know.
• 1:33:53
  So I'm just I'm just seeing where it goes.
• 1:33:56
  You have a career. Supposedly that may hinge may or
• 1:34:00
  may not hinge on this podcast. Is that what you suggested a
• 1:34:03
  little bit ago? No.
• 1:34:06
  Okay good. Thank goodness the.
• 1:34:09
  Otherwise I'd be a lot more worried than I am.
• 1:34:10
  Now that was the case and this shit.
• 1:34:15
  Look it it could affect mine, I suppose.
• 1:34:18
  It's some point to but oh dear oh dear.
• 1:34:21
  Well yeah it could have Fact all hours.
• 1:34:25
  So I'm pretty good at running a chainsaw.
• 1:34:26
  I don't think I don't think loggers care about internet
• 1:34:30
  shit. You know, I hopefully not we
• 1:34:32
  should start worrying if they do.
• 1:34:35
  Hey man I saw on Instagram that you said the n-word with this
• 1:34:39
  crippled boy like three years ago.
• 1:34:42
  Get the fuck out of my Camp, go home.
• 1:34:48
  No, it's just the opposite. And I saw you saw the n-word
• 1:34:56
  that was totally based your higher.
• 1:35:00
  Yeah, no, because that's just as bad because then they're going
• 1:35:02
  to be like, yeah, man, you can. Won't you come to my meeting
• 1:35:05
  this fucking Saturday? Not bring you got to bring your
• 1:35:09
  own fucking sheets, and bring a bunch of whiskey and your own
• 1:35:11
  shotgun shells. Were going to shoot something.
• 1:35:13
  I'm not going to tell you what. Yeah, they're be hot dogs
• 1:35:17
  hamburgers. Know the joke was, they're going
• 1:35:22
  to Wrangle up a black. I kinda grew up with the going
• 1:35:24
  to make me shoot him. We'll see, he wouldn't tell me
• 1:35:26
  that. So, I would know that.
• 1:35:27
  So I thought he was inviting me to a nice function.
• 1:35:30
  I should assume the worst of somebody because he's a southern
• 1:35:33
  gentleman. Apex shame on you.
• 1:35:37
  Listen young, man, there was a black man.
• 1:35:39
  There was a black man dragging behind his truck.
• 1:35:42
  It was, it was tied to his tailgate.
• 1:35:47
  You could not have not seen it. Sir, you're going, there's a
• 1:35:52
  there's a I don't know, have either of you guys seen curb
• 1:35:57
  during through enthusiasm. Do I know the theme song?
• 1:36:03
  Bum? Bum?
• 1:36:04
  Bum, ba? Ya.
• 1:36:06
  Ya don't know where the Larry David show.
• 1:36:11
  Well, anyway, yeah, the promises.
• 1:36:13
  He's, he's eight. Well, he's Jewish.
• 1:36:16
  Shocker. And there's, there's one episode
• 1:36:21
  where he Where he's he's out getting morning coffee and he,
• 1:36:28
  he accidentally bumps into a, into a KKK member and spill his
• 1:36:36
  coffee on the guys's robe or whatever.
• 1:36:42
  So, he offers he offers to get the, get the guys robe dryclean,
• 1:36:48
  right? And the one in the whole
• 1:36:52
  promises is he You know, for a klansman this guy's actually
• 1:36:56
  pretty, you know, he's pretty decent.
• 1:36:59
  He's a gentleman and, you know, and he's going on until I call
• 1:37:02
  his, you know, friends who are also Jewish, you know, I was
• 1:37:05
  saying this and they're like, what what do you mean he's
• 1:37:08
  gentlemanly for a Clans man? And, and he's like, no, no.
• 1:37:17
  Now he's very polite, you know, he's he's got something, he's
• 1:37:22
  got some anger, I I mean, I mean, if someone screwed me over
• 1:37:25
  on my taxes, you know, I would be, I would probably be pissed
• 1:37:31
  too. So, so, you know, just the
• 1:37:35
  promises that no one will take is this?
• 1:37:39
  No one will take this. You know, guys, dry cleaning,
• 1:37:42
  but even there, the guy asking for is Jewish, so it's, it's a
• 1:37:48
  pretty funny show. So, that's awesome.
• 1:37:51
  We should call this the fucking explaining TV.
• 1:37:53
  Just podcast which which we were not.
• 1:37:58
  There's an entire podcast. Genre based on that.
• 1:38:03
  Oh yeah, no doubt but they also have, you know, insanely hot
• 1:38:07
  women on the panel to you know what I was thinking about Sammy.
• 1:38:12
  I had a bit of a, I'm glad I just thought about this because
• 1:38:16
  I had a bit of a revelation, my YouTube feed, for whatever
• 1:38:19
  fucking reason for years now has been flooded with Reaction
• 1:38:23
  videos to typically like music or other like Jordan Pederson
• 1:38:29
  video. It's for some reason, it's a lot
• 1:38:33
  of black people like black people, you know, rap fan or
• 1:38:38
  rapper risk. You know, reacts to first time
• 1:38:41
  hearing Metallica, or fucking, you know, that type of shit,
• 1:38:44
  black black person was, you know, reacting to Jordan
• 1:38:49
  Pederson and shit like that. And I have to admit That I have
• 1:38:53
  clicked on one or two of those just just to see my favorite are
• 1:38:57
  the black people reacted tool, but reaction videos are fucking
• 1:39:02
  cancer on YouTube. But like what could we a Cuba?
• 1:39:09
  What could we have Sam? Do reaction videos to that.
• 1:39:13
  Could make him famous the target him, get him some traction.
• 1:39:18
  I'm just like, we're tended to learn.
• 1:39:19
  I'm not going to pretend to know what the algorithm fucking once,
• 1:39:23
  man. Man, I ain't a slave to God.
• 1:39:25
  That's not it. I didn't ask that.
• 1:39:27
  I asked what, what? You think make them famous you.
• 1:39:30
  That's something. You gotta okay?
• 1:39:33
  I'm sorry. I will.
• 1:39:34
  I will retract the to make him famous part.
• 1:39:37
  What should he do? That would be fun.
• 1:39:39
  Funny and fun. I mean, he already listen to all
• 1:39:47
  kinds of. He already listened to all kinds
• 1:39:49
  of music. I mean Sammy doesn't watch
• 1:39:53
  anime, right? I don't watch anime either.
• 1:39:58
  I bet you, I bet you some listeners.
• 1:40:00
  Do I know you're not familiar with.
• 1:40:07
  That's, that's what we got to narrow it down to title catchy
• 1:40:18
  and things like that. Yeah, the variant, the
• 1:40:20
  contrarian type of shit. Yeah.
• 1:40:22
  It's like I think that's what gets the attention.
• 1:40:25
  It's like, Oh, I'm a rap fan but I'm And a metal and then you
• 1:40:28
  have a fucking black dude that's like oh shit like you know in
• 1:40:33
  the screen or the thumbnail or do that are in the middle that
• 1:40:37
  I'll fun with you guys. I don't do lessons to fucking
• 1:40:42
  TEC-9. They're like hands on their head
• 1:40:45
  like oh what the fuck and the summit white if it's the right
• 1:40:50
  technine track, they will go insane.
• 1:40:51
  But fuck. Yeah.
• 1:40:52
  Hell yeah. That's not here nor there.
• 1:40:55
  I had a funny idea for a sketch that which is, which is crippled
• 1:41:03
  guy reacts to Triathlon, triathlon videos.
• 1:41:08
  There you go. That's pretty good.
• 1:41:12
  Well, hold on, hold on. That's a expanding on that idea
• 1:41:18
  before. Damn it.
• 1:41:19
  I'm going to lose my idea. You should respond to react to
• 1:41:27
  the Special Olympics, bro. Certain certain categories and
• 1:41:32
  just talk shit and be like I could do that better or you
• 1:41:36
  know, whatever something like that.
• 1:41:38
  But fuck, I knew it. Yeah, I had a better idea but I
• 1:41:43
  want I didn't want to, you know, step on yours.
• 1:41:47
  It'll come back to me. Go ahead.
• 1:41:49
  Yeah I know I know will come back it it will usually at
• 1:41:53
  usually after the show, don't come back, shut up, it'll come
• 1:42:01
  back. Oh that's right.
• 1:42:04
  Sam he's crippled gaming channel where you like You actually you
• 1:42:10
  do gaming, but you play games like you walk.
• 1:42:18
  What which that, you know. Yeah.
• 1:42:24
  You like you like Croc, like maybe even intentionally maybe
• 1:42:29
  maybe play it up a little bit you know.
• 1:42:32
  Like be really bad at the game but be really active with the
• 1:42:37
  commentary like talk shit to the game be VOC, you know I mean be
• 1:42:41
  vocal. Yeah no I you know i-i've really
• 1:42:44
  bad at a game but talk shit while you do it.
• 1:42:47
  Be like, fuck you. I'm crippled bitch when people
• 1:42:49
  talk shit in the comments like that's not how you fucking.
• 1:42:52
  That's not how you do that. You know that all.
• 1:42:55
  You just that ought to just be my response when I play Elton
• 1:42:58
  roon roon now is fuck. Yeah, that's exactly what.
• 1:43:04
  That's a, perfect example. Eldon Rings.
• 1:43:06
  A little harder of a game than I was expecting picturing in my
• 1:43:09
  mind. I was thinking like you know,
• 1:43:11
  Mario Tennis or something but no.
• 1:43:17
  Now, you want to know the if you want to know something funny.
• 1:43:22
  One of the reasons why my an eye hand coordination is as good as
• 1:43:25
  it is, is because I was a gamer, well, look, this shit's got to
• 1:43:31
  go somewhere and it's not in your your knees and ankles and
• 1:43:34
  shit, you know. So G is that?
• 1:43:47
  I do want to point out but on occasion I will.
• 1:43:50
  I will get the bag pick scale. Dude is an asshole formation
• 1:43:54
  triple triple Jose. Yeah.
• 1:43:58
  How could you let him say stuff like that to you Sammy?
• 1:44:01
  He's supposed to be your friend and limbs like, yes he is.
• 1:44:04
  And that's exactly why I am because I enjoy him busting my
• 1:44:09
  balls. I would rather have that and
• 1:44:10
  then be like oh say I'm I'm so sorry, you're crippled.
• 1:44:17
  Yeah, some fake shit man. Look admittedly I will be the
• 1:44:21
  first to admit that I have been more than a little intoxicated
• 1:44:25
  and even I have the some of the things that have come out of my
• 1:44:28
  mouth with the context of me. Like she's his Christ dude.
• 1:44:31
  What it. But it's just I'm just I'm just
• 1:44:34
  being it's just funny. You know?
• 1:44:36
  Just yeah. Fun you know I don't mean it.
• 1:44:38
  You know. I love you buddy.
• 1:44:39
  No. Yeah you know no in the office
• 1:44:43
  none of that shit matters supposed to be entertaining.
• 1:44:47
  You know the author of. Yeah.
• 1:44:48
  You and I you and I know that. Fuck these people fucking losers
• 1:44:52
  if you don't get it. Yeah.
• 1:44:53
  Yeah. If you don't you don't get, I
• 1:44:56
  mean how I say I say horrendous you know shit.
• 1:45:01
  So some people I mean, I say shit to my gay friends who I
• 1:45:05
  call my gay friends faggots, you know, I mean, you've said some
• 1:45:09
  pretty hurtful things to me on air that were really funny, you
• 1:45:13
  know? Oh yeah.
• 1:45:14
  They were really funny. So yeah.
• 1:45:18
  So I shut up crying Sam. He's fine and we're good.
• 1:45:29
  Yeah, I don't know, a cube has just a fucking.
• 1:45:31
  I don't know what, I don't want this cream fucking just here, I
• 1:45:34
  don't know anymore. Well, and so does someone in my
• 1:45:46
  Discord, I who will remain unnamed. and as of yet, they
• 1:45:49
  think you're a weep I mean that's their I guess I don't
• 1:45:54
  know. I don't know how but do you like
• 1:45:57
  anime? I thought you didn't like enemy
• 1:46:03
  once in a while. There's a cool thing and why?
• 1:46:05
  That's a cool thing? Yeah, kind of where it where it
• 1:46:08
  ends. Okay.
• 1:46:11
  I stopped actively watching anything in main rotation.
• 1:46:15
  Back in like 09. Okay.
• 1:46:25
  Watch more cartoons and I do more modern cartoons than I do
• 1:46:30
  anime. When you put it like that.
• 1:46:34
  What's the difference? What's the differentiation
• 1:46:37
  there? How do you you're not going to
• 1:46:39
  call somebody who watches a bunch of cartoons?
• 1:46:40
  A weeaboo? Well, like what's a cartoon?
• 1:46:43
  A modern cartoon. American Western made.
• 1:46:47
  North American produced and distributed cartoon.
• 1:46:52
  What we in America would call cartoons.
• 1:46:56
  So like The Flintstones dude or I mean I'm asking for like in a
• 1:47:01
  modern. Yeah yeah yeah well modern
• 1:47:03
  example fucking Rick and Morty. Well sure.
• 1:47:08
  Yeah Rick and Morty, The Amazing World of Gumball, Craig of the
• 1:47:11
  creek, Teen Titans Go. Do I need to keep going and
• 1:47:17
  bunch of stuff. Some would say.
• 1:47:21
  Yeah, of course. But do you watch cartoons
• 1:47:23
  regularly? Some sounds like some American,
• 1:47:25
  we've shit. Oh my God.
• 1:47:27
  That's not help me work. It does now.
• 1:47:30
  Hey look. Is that a?
• 1:47:32
  The thing is? It's not no, it's not.
• 1:47:33
  It's not never will be you trying now.
• 1:47:37
  Think you guys just look I'm just throwing shit at the wall,
• 1:47:40
  buddy. You're the one who started the
• 1:47:44
  question. Why are you throwing shade to
• 1:47:46
  the wall of trying to answer your question?
• 1:47:50
  I look no, no. Now now I can do knows how I
• 1:47:54
  feel. To derail my shit.
• 1:47:59
  Well no I mean I just don't understand the difference
• 1:48:02
  between, you know, a bunch of cartoons, nobody's ever heard of
• 1:48:08
  and a bunch of anime Japanese cartoons that nobody's ever.
• 1:48:12
  Heard of that people are obsessed with me a boost, we
• 1:48:17
  abou and plot has every. It's if you're a weeaboo it has
• 1:48:20
  to do with the fact of something being Japanese, okay?
• 1:48:23
  So if you're if you're obsessed with The culture you act like
• 1:48:27
  you're Japanese, you want to be Japanese.
• 1:48:29
  You exclusively. Try to eat or drink as many
• 1:48:32
  Japanese things as possible. Used, you have Japanese all the
• 1:48:34
  time. If anime is your entire fucking
• 1:48:37
  law, all anime. So much better than American
• 1:48:40
  cartoons like. It's it's what anime obsessed
• 1:48:44
  teenagers are usually and most of them grew out of it and
• 1:48:47
  fucking PewDiePie. PewDiePie moved to fucking
• 1:48:50
  Japan. Did he?
• 1:48:53
  Yes, he did. I'm sure he can live very
• 1:48:55
  cheaply for the amount of money he has.
• 1:48:59
  I don't even know how I know that.
• 1:49:01
  But, yeah. How do you know that that was
• 1:49:08
  secretly? Well, look, I'd be a liar.
• 1:49:11
  If I said I hadn't watched a bunch of his videos over the
• 1:49:14
  years. But, yeah, I think well, I
• 1:49:17
  think, actually, when my most recent YouTube account got
• 1:49:20
  banned, and I had to start a new one.
• 1:49:23
  That's started offering me up. You know the most popular shit
• 1:49:28
  PewDiePie being one of them and I think yeah.
• 1:49:31
  He got married and then he fucking he made videos about
• 1:49:34
  moving to Japan. I'm pretty sure unless I dreamed
• 1:49:37
  that. So for some reason I don't, I
• 1:49:40
  don't think, I don't think you did. yeah, props, that nigga
• 1:49:47
  Yeah. What one kind of going back to
• 1:49:51
  the thing of how all kids want to be like in influences
• 1:49:55
  influences. Now, I know that like one of one
• 1:49:59
  of the YouTubers that I guess is like huge with kids about right
• 1:50:03
  now is mr. Beast or oh?
• 1:50:06
  Yeah, whatever best. I've heard his name around, I
• 1:50:11
  don't know what he does. He does.
• 1:50:14
  I'm not I'm not completely sure what he does, but he does Like
• 1:50:18
  he gives it basically gives a shit load of money to people and
• 1:50:21
  then makes videos about giving a shit load of money to people in
• 1:50:24
  various ways. You know, almost not quite Fear
• 1:50:28
  Factor, but the sort of same sort of idea without like that.
• 1:50:33
  I mean, there's still a challenge part to it in a lot of
• 1:50:35
  cases, but it's not like grocer physically challenging or
• 1:50:40
  anything like that. Most yeah cases.
• 1:50:43
  Right. But like, I'm giving I'm giving
• 1:50:47
  Hundred thousand dollars to the first person to get to the top
• 1:50:51
  of this cheese pyramid or something.
• 1:50:53
  And then he has like a bunch of subscribers and friends or
• 1:50:57
  whatever climb this mountain of cheese, this is entirely
• 1:51:00
  hypothetical because it's not a real video but some, you know,
• 1:51:04
  shit like that. Right, right.
• 1:51:06
  I mean, it's hypothetical right now, but he's crazy enough to
• 1:51:10
  like, to be like, listening to this and I know why you would,
• 1:51:13
  but he would be like, that's actually a great idea.
• 1:51:16
  I am going to make a And then he would do it.
• 1:51:21
  But see like that. He's one of the, he's one of
• 1:51:23
  those people that like wrought that grinds and grinds a lot.
• 1:51:28
  It's because videos behind. That's all it's Ali.
• 1:51:30
  It's all he does, right? Yeah.
• 1:51:34
  And so, a lot of these, a lot of these kids that want to be in
• 1:51:38
  that want to be like social media influencers.
• 1:51:41
  They don't understand that. Like, that just like everything
• 1:51:44
  else you have to put work into it.
• 1:51:46
  I don't think. Well, now see, there's there's
• 1:51:52
  also people like Whistlin diesel, which I don't imagine
• 1:51:56
  either of you have ever heard of that.
• 1:51:58
  He has it. He is a YouTuber who don't even
• 1:52:03
  know he's several million subscribers.
• 1:52:05
  He's younger than both of these younger than you Sam.
• 1:52:08
  And he makes videos there. He's basically he's a redneck
• 1:52:13
  and he makes videos destroying vehicles in.
• 1:52:18
  I can't even really describe it, would he?
• 1:52:22
  He does. It's probably my favorite
• 1:52:27
  Channel on YouTube, because this dude, he comes clearly from a
• 1:52:34
  fairly wealthy family, but he's done all this shit.
• 1:52:38
  He's filmed, you know, the first several dozen videos on just on
• 1:52:42
  his iPhones and shit. It's very cool.
• 1:52:47
  It's but it's again, it's all redneck shit if you don't care
• 1:52:50
  about watching Vehicles, you know, get destroyed jump.
• 1:52:55
  Things and, you know, Lighting on fire whatever, it's very
• 1:52:59
  cool. That's all I can.
• 1:53:00
  But he again, he again he is another, he's one of those.
• 1:53:03
  That's like he literally he had he had money.
• 1:53:08
  From the get-go for sure. But mostly he had friends and
• 1:53:15
  like an ambition. His first couple of videos were
• 1:53:18
  he took within his first couple, he took the rubber off of the
• 1:53:23
  tires of a four-wheeler and then welded spikes, going out at like
• 1:53:29
  45 between 45 and 90 degree angles off of the Rims.
• 1:53:38
  You know, I mean service. Yeah, just wheels of spikes,
• 1:53:41
  basically. And that got him a bunch of
• 1:53:44
  traction made him some money and then he's just poured.
• 1:53:47
  More just keeps pouring money into it.
• 1:53:50
  So he's got he has a shitload of money now and he's you know he's
• 1:53:56
  a 22 year old 23 year old kid, but he doesn't give a fuck, it's
• 1:54:01
  pretty cool. I enjoy his videos.
• 1:54:04
  Anybody listening should check him out.
• 1:54:08
  II will just because I mean like that usually isn't my type of
• 1:54:12
  thing but like destroying video destroying vehicles that does
• 1:54:15
  kind of seem cool? What boiling blowing shit up so,
• 1:54:20
  well, he's got a, he's got a couple of series unlike
• 1:54:25
  durability of certain vehicles and he has one on the Hilux, the
• 1:54:33
  Toyota Hilux. and I just want to share just to give give you guys
• 1:54:42
  a A little taste. You guys.
• 1:54:46
  Keep talking for a second. I've find which one this is.
• 1:54:49
  Oh my goodness. Yeah.
• 1:54:50
  Okay. I got it.
• 1:54:52
  I got it now. Shut up.
• 1:54:53
  I got good girl, you sure? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:54:55
  We're going to ship, we're going to share.
• 1:54:56
  Yes. I understand see what see when
• 1:55:00
  do Brave tab are we? Are we going to get there?
• 1:55:03
  We will surely get the karkand I believe body workout that'll
• 1:55:07
  kill to that was all right here we go.
• 1:55:10
  Okay Sammy, can you guys see me? You got ya.
• 1:55:13
  We're only going to play it. I'm going to play a few seconds
• 1:55:16
  of this, but this is the intro to Toyota Hilux durability test.
• 1:55:32
  Okay. Well done.
• 1:55:40
  Going to shrink that. Because my poor computer cannot
• 1:55:46
  handle that. Yeah, there's some CPU grinding.
• 1:55:52
  Yeah, shush. The next first episode damn it.
• 1:56:06
  This isn't the right one. Well, the attempt was made.
• 1:56:13
  I think let's let's see if it's this one.
• 1:56:17
  We're going to try this one. It's not this one.
• 1:56:21
  Oh, it is Well.
• 1:56:37
  Oh good. Hello.
• 1:56:39
  And welcome to the second episode of Hilux testing.
• 1:56:44
  Our Hilux is as durable as Top Gear.
• 1:56:45
  Says they are. Today, we find out Will they
• 1:56:50
  handle a role in drive just fine afterwards?
• 1:56:52
  We'll find that out a second. Can you actually drop them from
• 1:56:55
  the top of a building? We don't find that out today but
• 1:56:59
  we find some other things out. Last time, we did some normal
• 1:57:03
  average test that you do every day.
• 1:57:14
  So, we're going to do again today.
• 1:57:15
  So I simulated the average car wreck.
• 1:57:18
  We'll see what how can a Hilux handle a normal average?
• 1:57:22
  Little more little more than average car wreck.
• 1:57:25
  And we're also going to see how they tow with a gooseneck and
• 1:57:28
  empty unloaded completely unloaded gooseneck.
• 1:57:31
  Can you pull it back over? Yeah.
• 1:57:33
  Maybe. All right, so I won't bore you
• 1:57:41
  guys anymore. Yeah, it sounds pretty well.
• 1:57:45
  It's pretty interesting though. It's but look, just just flip a
• 1:57:49
  car. Continue your intro.
• 1:57:52
  That's just just that's something, right?
• 1:57:54
  I mean, it's not something for Compton.
• 1:57:57
  It's something for Content. It says something for Content.
• 1:58:00
  Anyway, what was in if I if I had the money and I could afford
• 1:58:06
  one of those like self-driving cars, I would just do.
• 1:58:13
  I would just do that. I would do vlogs from myself
• 1:58:18
  doing car and be like, hey, what guys?
• 1:58:20
  I'm crippled but I'm in a self-driving car.
• 1:58:24
  I don't even touching the string Everybody celebrate.
• 1:58:31
  Say Lippy? Yeah.
• 1:58:37
  Something like it would be an interesting format.
• 1:58:43
  Well, lots of YouTubers do car videos now, so, yeah,
• 1:58:50
  absolutely. I did one.
• 1:58:52
  Remember back in the day. Yeah.
• 1:58:54
  And I did one on the way to save Alan Powell.
• 1:58:57
  Yeah. Yeah, I got that was that was a
• 1:59:04
  long time ago. Yeah, that that whole valve
• 1:59:09
  Saga. Started a whole internet Feud
• 1:59:14
  Epic Proportions. I am.
• 1:59:16
  Yeah. You see Owen rat out.
• 1:59:19
  Oh, Gavin for faking his swatting.
• 1:59:24
  I did and it was, and it was hilarious.
• 1:59:29
  And I did to my buddy Sean, Sean.
• 1:59:34
  I love you. But as we've talked about yeah,
• 1:59:37
  Evans of faggot for doing For doing that.
• 1:59:44
  So well, what do you guys got planned for your 911?
• 1:59:48
  You got any fireworks or anything?
• 1:59:52
  Geez, I know I like buying a remote control airplane for, you
• 2:00:04
  know, not to do and not to do anything but just, you know, fly
• 2:00:10
  fly around or something, I don't know.
• 2:00:14
  It's not a bad idea. Speaking of planes, I got a
• 2:00:15
  flight in a couple hours. I'm gonna be going to Benghazi,
• 2:00:19
  you know, visiting old times, you know making a motherfuckers
• 2:00:25
  pay for some shit that out. You know, just usual out.
• 2:00:28
  I think any American should spend nine eleven somewhere in
• 2:00:31
  the Middle East doing something, you know, clinton-era benghazi's
• 2:00:36
  beautiful, it's beautiful. Yeah, of course, especially with
• 2:00:40
  the right kind of fireworks in the sky so that's what I I'll be
• 2:00:46
  well, I know well, and if you're on the East Coast, happy, well,
• 2:00:52
  I mean, I don't know if we can grow.
• 2:00:53
  Like ha ha ha, ha. I fucking dude, I got you, so
• 2:01:02
  gooood Sammy is too easy sometimes man.
• 2:01:05
  Jesus Christ. No, but a baited him good and it
• 2:01:14
  sounded good. You know I like I like happy 911
• 2:01:20
  everybody. Oh my God.
• 2:01:23
  Mary. You know, if you're telling me
• 2:01:37
  the last year was like the 20th and was like the 20th
• 2:01:40
  anniversary and I feel weird because like anniversaries are
• 2:01:44
  supposed to be like, you know, happy events.
• 2:01:49
  You usually what and what not but the fact that that like
• 2:01:52
  everyone was referring to as now, Anniversary.
• 2:01:55
  I'm like I feel weird calling it that because yeah like well
• 2:02:01
  those are you saying to me that we should we see you're saying
• 2:02:06
  it shouldn't be merry, right? Basically is what you're both
• 2:02:08
  saying, that should be happy, you know that?
• 2:02:11
  Oh yeah, the the word I mean it definitely was definitely wasn't
• 2:02:20
  telling me that if I leave wmds under the Of Entry that st.
• 2:02:26
  Bush won't come in the night to see if I've been a good boy or a
• 2:02:30
  terrorist boy and take me to a black site to the north, dig to
• 2:02:35
  the north Cuba, whole block site.
• 2:02:39
  What, wait, what I said? What's the damn, that's some
• 2:02:43
  deep shit, you know, you know. He might be giving away, you
• 2:02:57
  know, give stall, the good military subcontractors this
• 2:03:01
  year. Oh, I don't know.
• 2:03:03
  Do you know what I need to get George Bush jr.
• 2:03:06
  And there might read a little bit of that old.
• 2:03:07
  Yeah. Oh, you know what I mean?
• 2:03:10
  I was just going to say I heard from my, my good friend Louis
• 2:03:13
  c.k. and Shan Shan Gillis that that George Bush jr.
• 2:03:18
  Was actually a pretty chill. Oh yeah, that dude had to smoke
• 2:03:22
  blunts, like mad blunts. All the time.
• 2:03:26
  Apparently he was incredibly empathetic human being.
• 2:03:29
  So it was just, you know, trapped by, you know, whatever,
• 2:03:33
  let's make excuses for fucking war criminals.
• 2:03:35
  Why don't we Sammy? You're gonna kill this goddamn
• 2:03:37
  thing before I go into myself further, I'm just talking.
• 2:03:43
  Hey, three more pieces of news if you want to wrap up ahead.
• 2:03:46
  Yeah, no, go ahead, ma'am. Yeah, we can go on actually for
• 2:03:50
  for fans of Jet Set Radio Future and Jet Set Radio.
• 2:03:55
  The team behind the spiritual successor bomb Rush cyberpunk
• 2:03:59
  has officially pushed their release date back to Summer of
• 2:04:03
  2023. If you were waiting for bomber
• 2:04:06
  cyberpunk, wait a little bit longer.
• 2:04:09
  It will be worth the wait, moving right, past that because
• 2:04:13
  I'm pretty sure neither of. Y'all are applied Jet Set.
• 2:04:17
  Here's your one and only chance to object.
• 2:04:19
  No. Nope, nevermind.
• 2:04:22
  A very good moving right along. In an interesting move, kawakawa
• 2:04:28
  publishing has announced that Sony interactive entertainment
• 2:04:32
  and Ten Cent subsidiary, six Joy Hong Kong Limited have bought a
• 2:04:37
  minority stake in the developer from software, the purchase
• 2:04:41
  stock amounts approach, the purchase stock amounts,
• 2:04:44
  approximately are around thirty six billion yen and for those of
• 2:04:49
  us in Burger dollars, that is 260 million.
• 2:04:53
  Which is about 30 percent of the stock of the company.
• 2:04:56
  So hoo, boy, Elden ring did some stuff.
• 2:05:01
  Yeah, no, yeah, no shit. Now I'm nervous to see where it
• 2:05:05
  goes now. If I, if I, if I remember
• 2:05:09
  correctly, I think Ten Cent is the coming that company that
• 2:05:12
  owns Discord. So does that mean that?
• 2:05:15
  Like maybe possibly, but they also have FM high stakes in epic
• 2:05:19
  games at Riot games and sense, intones fucking everything.
• 2:05:23
  Yeah. Pretty much almost everything.
• 2:05:24
  They're like Embrace him a lot. Yeah.
• 2:05:26
  They're like lot of everything. Yeah.
• 2:05:32
  That's interesting, it'll be interesting to see where from
• 2:05:34
  soft goes. I'm going to be curious to see
• 2:05:37
  in these next five. Seven years if Eldon ring was
• 2:05:41
  the pink of the company or not. So we will need to see all that,
• 2:05:45
  but very interesting in other news arm Fantasia, the spiritual
• 2:05:50
  successor to the Japanese western cowboy RPG franchise,
• 2:05:53
  Wild Arms has displayed a field test while their Kickstarter is
• 2:05:59
  still In progress of earning funds, which they have also
• 2:06:03
  succeeded. By the way, it is cool.
• 2:06:06
  It looks good. And it just shows you that this
• 2:06:09
  is not vaporware. Please give them your money.
• 2:06:12
  If you want to see anime Cowboys, do anime Cowboy things
• 2:06:16
  because we're never going to get another chance.
• 2:06:19
  We, it was back in the 2000s and then it stopped if you want to
• 2:06:22
  see that. Again, give them good money.
• 2:06:25
  They do good work. And speaking of people about
• 2:06:29
  whether, Or not, you should give money to for their work.
• 2:06:32
  Cyberpunk 2077 s, first expansion DLC.
• 2:06:37
  Phantom Liberty is set to launch in 2023 for PlayStation 5 Xbox
• 2:06:42
  series PC and believe it or not, the stadia.
• 2:06:47
  I didn't know that was still a fucking thing.
• 2:06:50
  Yeah, I didn't know that either II.
• 2:06:53
  Did see the I did see the DLC thing though, today, on
• 2:06:57
  Playstation news or whatever. The feet is on.
• 2:07:00
  They released a big update to help coincide with the anime
• 2:07:05
  launched on Netflix cyberpunk, Edge Runners, which you should
• 2:07:09
  absolutely see. Is that, is it out?
• 2:07:13
  I saw that Cobra, Kai dropped Edge Runners if I'm not.
• 2:07:19
  Not mistaken is come soon. One second.
• 2:07:23
  Hold on. Well, what else you're saying,
• 2:07:26
  Cobra Kai, I was going to say Kovac I dropped on Friday, I
• 2:07:33
  guess. Which was which I was kind of
• 2:07:36
  surprised by because I thought I thought we want to get a new
• 2:07:39
  season until 2023, but I got interesting September 13th is
• 2:07:45
  when cyberpunk Edge Runners hits Netflix.
• 2:07:48
  Oh, wow! So I Two days.
• 2:07:50
  Three days on Tuesday. It'll be on Tuesday.
• 2:07:54
  Oh wow, yeah, so that's coming out.
• 2:07:57
  So they pushed out a new update, I have gotten back into
• 2:08:01
  cyberpunk, started a new character and boy, howdy you did
• 2:08:04
  that thing where it's like, okay, I'm going to play till
• 2:08:07
  midnight. What time is it?
• 2:08:08
  2:30? Shit?
• 2:08:09
  Okay. All right.
• 2:08:10
  I'll play till fucking, I'll play till till 3:00 all right,
• 2:08:14
  but who 350? Yeah, no, I know.
• 2:08:19
  So I stayed until 5:00 this morning playing ghost of
• 2:08:23
  tsushima. That's such a good fucking game
• 2:08:28
  but just some breaking news, but bitty bitty bitty bitty dddd,
• 2:08:32
  dddd ideas be Tony Ferguson in his seminal UFC belt.
• 2:08:41
  Wow, he was not supposed to fight Tony Ferguson who supposed
• 2:08:45
  to fight Hamza, not sure maiev, but Hamza fucking missed weight
• 2:08:49
  by eight fucking pounds. Seemingly.
• 2:08:53
  Seemingly on purpose, But yeah, Nate Diaz just announced he's
• 2:08:57
  going to be boxing. He's gonna go take over the
• 2:09:00
  boxing sport because he just finished his this was his last
• 2:09:05
  fight in his contract with the UFC.
• 2:09:07
  Congrats to that fucking motherfucker that gangster ass
• 2:09:09
  bitch. Congrats to him if you yeah.
• 2:09:12
  If you've ever watched UFC you know who fucking Nate Diaz is.
• 2:09:15
  Oh yeah yeah he's he's the shit. But anyway yeah goes to tsushima
• 2:09:21
  best video game ever played in the last 10 years.
• 2:09:23
  It's yeah. yeah, I I've been in, I've been enjoying it and Yeah,
• 2:09:33
  the only the only thing is is I know it's some of the hardcore
• 2:09:38
  Gamers out there like you need to play it with Japanese.
• 2:09:42
  You know you need to buy in Japanese with English subtitles
• 2:09:46
  and it's like nah I'm not no, no.
• 2:09:49
  Because I think the subtitles are actually dub titles.
• 2:09:55
  Oh, so it's not even accurate translation of the Japanese its
• 2:09:59
  localization of. Yeah, if I remember, it's yeah,
• 2:10:01
  it's yeah, I'm pretty sure it's dubbed titles, right?
• 2:10:04
  So it's like a, it's an approximation of the I know
• 2:10:07
  those are this, if it would be, it's that would say, oh, you
• 2:10:09
  need to play in Kurosawa mode even though it's not a true
• 2:10:11
  Kurosawa mode. Yeah, yeah, look, dude.
• 2:10:15
  I, I never actually. Got every achievement or played
• 2:10:21
  in every mode I or never. I never even beat it on the
• 2:10:24
  hardest difficulty before they started adding updates, which
• 2:10:27
  was one of the most Ace moves a studio has done in a long time.
• 2:10:32
  Just out of fucking nowhere. A year after they launched this
• 2:10:34
  highly successful single player game in a market dominated by
• 2:10:39
  multiplayer online experiences, you know, and they fucking
• 2:10:44
  killed it a year later, they're like, oh by the way, here's a
• 2:10:47
  bunch of free online. Shit.
• 2:10:49
  Yeah, you know what I mean? Now before that, you know, I
• 2:10:55
  play it, literally, I played it goddamn.
• 2:10:59
  I had put a lot of time into that game.
• 2:11:01
  I loved it is very it is a very fun experience, you know, I mean
• 2:11:06
  there's a lot of there's a bit of minutiae in there but sure
• 2:11:11
  not a whole lot. You know.
• 2:11:12
  It's so pretty like you could be doing 20 for myself.
• 2:11:16
  It's so many points just fucking it.
• 2:11:18
  It sounds cliche to because like the the advertisements for the
• 2:11:22
  game pointed that out like all fucking.
• 2:11:25
  Look how pretty. But for real like you'd be
• 2:11:27
  riding on your goddamn horse, just be like wait where the fuck
• 2:11:30
  am I even at? Cuz it's not, it's not the
• 2:11:32
  graphics count, it's the Artistry count.
• 2:11:36
  It's the whole picture of wherever you're looking, it
• 2:11:38
  looks real. It looks everything looks good
• 2:11:42
  but it's distance. It all comes together in a way.
• 2:11:46
  They never seen the art. Yeah.
• 2:11:48
  Most creative and beautiful addition to any fucking video
• 2:11:53
  game. I've seen in a long time.
• 2:11:55
  Is the gust of wind. Oh, dude, it's it's stupid.
• 2:12:01
  It's so good. I have to be honest, that took
• 2:12:05
  me some getting used to but like once I figured out what it
• 2:12:09
  should, what was I figured out what it was I was like, oh my
• 2:12:13
  God, this is This is brilliant. And, you know, literally wind at
• 2:12:18
  your back. You know, the other thing is, is
• 2:12:21
  that on your like, let's say, you're 200 230 time.
• 2:12:26
  Checking the wind, right? You'll still go fuck that looks
• 2:12:30
  good. The way it's blowing.
• 2:12:31
  Fuck that. Yeah.
• 2:12:32
  Through the grass and shit. Yeah, man.
• 2:12:34
  When all the leaves fly through the off the trees and to the are
• 2:12:37
  like, oh my God, touches everything, it's so good.
• 2:12:41
  There's two fighters, one in the tutorial where you're learning
• 2:12:43
  how to fight in the orange. Leaves and they're all good.
• 2:12:46
  I was literally just about to say that.
• 2:12:48
  Okay, glitter, it's fucking great minds think alike.
• 2:12:51
  Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, it's Fantastical it it looks
• 2:12:57
  cinematic while looking like a video game.
• 2:13:00
  Well that is so hard for games to do well one, I don't know how
• 2:13:05
  it is on the PS4. Next on the PS on the PS 5
• 2:13:11
  version. You can you can Feel like every
• 2:13:19
  movie flexing on me, you crippled bastards Flex on you.
• 2:13:22
  He's funny just Flex on me with a 500.
• 2:13:24
  My special control. Oh, I don't know how it looks on
• 2:13:27
  your piece of shit. Fucking set up high.
• 2:13:32
  Listen, I've got, I've got I've got a 1080p, you know, TV.
• 2:13:36
  So I'm still at 1080p but the game only outputs the 1080p shut
• 2:13:41
  the fuck up that. Well You're saying and thank
• 2:13:46
  David for kids there and you're not helping we fucking my
• 2:13:51
  fucking output on my PS4, for goes to Chimas. 1080p, it's the
• 2:13:55
  same resolution set time of Sammy.
• 2:13:57
  He's not helping himself. Oh, where's that?
• 2:13:59
  Helping himself. Other than when he wants to
• 2:14:01
  beard, he's Oh shit, shots, fired Sammy.
• 2:14:12
  You can only mention that fucking PS 5.
• 2:14:13
  So many times brother? Well, no, I was just, yeah,
• 2:14:19
  you're right. I was just curious.
• 2:14:22
  I was curious as to whether or not you guys got like, if the
• 2:14:27
  vibrations and the individual sense work I think we had
• 2:14:32
  vibrations on the PS4 for the wind, it's been since I played
• 2:14:36
  it. Yeah that's one of the things I
• 2:14:38
  like to is like every time every time like you know, your strike,
• 2:14:43
  your sword and like even it going back into the sheath and
• 2:14:47
  whatnot. You can feel it.
• 2:14:50
  It's It's really, it's really, it's interesting.
• 2:14:55
  The whole games, fucking fantastic, it they did was so
• 2:14:58
  good. Yes one, there's one fighting
• 2:15:02
  like a rose. I don't remember what there's
• 2:15:06
  red Petals on the ground somewhere in the middle of the
• 2:15:09
  map. Same kind of vibe where it's
• 2:15:12
  like it's out in the middle of a field but just covered in red
• 2:15:15
  Petals of something every step. Not so good.
• 2:15:20
  The combats, not, it's not fucking die.
• 2:15:22
  Whistles. You know.
• 2:15:22
  It's not Elden ring but it's so pretty.
• 2:15:25
  It's so nice to play it. Feels it still feels good to get
• 2:15:30
  the shit right. You know what I mean?
• 2:15:32
  Yeah. Yeah, sort of a quick time.
• 2:15:35
  Quick Time Event type of shit, but still I mean somewhat, but
• 2:15:41
  they they execute it. Well it's not it doesn't feel
• 2:15:45
  forced like some QT things do. Yeah, there's still some skill I
• 2:15:52
  can't even remember. It's been so long since I've
• 2:15:54
  played now but where you can make we run into random Bandits
• 2:15:58
  or you know, random groups of people on the roads or whatever
• 2:16:02
  it's like five or six of them. Yeah, you start you start out
• 2:16:05
  you can get like a you can automatically kill one.
• 2:16:08
  You like do a stance and it fucking builds up but oh you
• 2:16:11
  kill that guy? Oh yeah, the standoff mode?
• 2:16:13
  Yeah. Standoff both right.
• 2:16:16
  You can you can like, add to that.
• 2:16:20
  You can get up to like five dudes on that?
• 2:16:24
  Yeah. Things Cha-Cha.
• 2:16:25
  Slice through the whole fucking the whole Camp.
• 2:16:28
  You like it takes forever. You know, you like towards the
• 2:16:31
  end of the game by the time you get there, but Dude, just that
• 2:16:34
  shit feels so awesome because it feels good.
• 2:16:36
  And yeah, yeah, you do the standoff so many times and then
• 2:16:40
  you fucking end up fighting, whatever is left which, you know
• 2:16:44
  whatever. But yeah, it's fun.
• 2:16:45
  It's a very fun game. I loved it a lot.
• 2:16:49
  Well in the fact it's like I mean it is fiction but the fact
• 2:16:53
  like it is partially based in like a historical reality is
• 2:16:59
  which cool too, by the way, I thought it was funny.
• 2:17:03
  I Saw on my YouTube feed for some fucking reason or maybe
• 2:17:07
  this Twitter, whatever that Ubisoft is finally doing a
• 2:17:13
  feudal Japan Assassin's Creed are there?
• 2:17:17
  Is that Ubisoft? Yes, they are.
• 2:17:19
  Are you sure I saw a thing? It was official Ubisoft account.
• 2:17:24
  Okay, let me okay, yeah, there is okay, well, if is it true
• 2:17:31
  Kotaku is reporting. It is Okay, let's ask read read.
• 2:17:36
  Yeah, that's exactly what I saw reports and leaks specially made
• 2:17:41
  it to the news. Yeah, that's not going to be
• 2:17:44
  good. It's not going to be as good as
• 2:17:45
  goes to tsushima. I'm going to say that.
• 2:17:48
  Now, what am I hooked otaku says?
• 2:17:51
  Now they're gonna go some sushi. Mo have some competition.
• 2:17:54
  Yeah. Okay.
• 2:17:56
  Sure. Yeah.
• 2:17:57
  Shinobi versus Samurai game. That's how that works.
• 2:18:00
  I mean, it's just so funny where like, the fans have been asking
• 2:18:03
  for that game. Assassin's Creed fans for a
• 2:18:06
  decade since rights the second. Yeah, literally forever.
• 2:18:11
  This is fucking, I've been asking for it for the second and
• 2:18:14
  then it just never came. He potent for good shit.
• 2:18:17
  For good shit and then good shit.
• 2:18:19
  Don't come. Yeah it goes to steam, it came
• 2:18:22
  out. What three years ago now?
• 2:18:25
  No, I think longer for shit really well before covid.
• 2:18:33
  It's true. Yeah, oh wait, no, I guess I'm
• 2:18:36
  wrong 2020. July 17.
• 2:18:38
  Whoo. Okay.
• 2:18:40
  So two years since two years old.
• 2:18:42
  Wow, so I had enough time. That's about enough time for
• 2:18:45
  Ubisoft ago. Mmm, look how much fucking
• 2:18:47
  success. These motherfuckers are getting
• 2:18:49
  over it. Ya Bunch maybe we should, we
• 2:18:53
  should do that. We should do something like
• 2:18:55
  that. Just, you know.
• 2:18:57
  Yeah. I don't know me.
• 2:18:59
  They are the first one to really break it with a populist hammer
• 2:19:02
  on game. But even then, it's like too
• 2:19:04
  little, too late that Series has gone so far down the rabbit hole
• 2:19:08
  of being terrible. Yeah, yeah, like, maybe I have,
• 2:19:13
  they have code name. Red code name, hexa code named
• 2:19:17
  Jade. And then a Netflix partnership
• 2:19:20
  red is Japan, hexa. Looks like it has fucking.
• 2:19:24
  Let me see. Some kind of fucking runes, it's
• 2:19:27
  going to be something else, and then Jade is going to be
• 2:19:30
  Chinese. so, Even then, all of these games have either done the
• 2:19:38
  same thing, or they have a massive amount of online
• 2:19:43
  components that people fucking hate it for ya.
• 2:19:47
  Yeah, I imagine it's gonna, they're gonna, you know, copy
• 2:19:51
  and paste the same shit they've done before with some, you know,
• 2:19:55
  some Japanese imagery, perhaps. Well, that's the thing too.
• 2:19:59
  Is like you, you will suck, you do.
• 2:20:03
  Yeah, it's not, it's Apes. What can you really like?
• 2:20:07
  Oh, it's just going to be an Assassin's Creed game.
• 2:20:09
  It's not going to be a new cool ninja game.
• 2:20:11
  It's going to be a science Creed in Japan and for some I guess
• 2:20:15
  that's enough but I can't see them.
• 2:20:18
  Adding anything to the open-world.
• 2:20:20
  Ninja genre, that hasn't been done by many other games before
• 2:20:24
  it. I still to this day, still love
• 2:20:29
  playing tennis shoes, easy on the Xbox 360 because it's a
• 2:20:33
  fantastic fucking ninja game. Oh yeah.
• 2:20:37
  Which one Tenchu Z on the Xbox? Oh.
• 2:20:40
  Oh, my fucking god, dude. Dude, literally yes.
• 2:20:44
  One of my favorite games of all time.
• 2:20:46
  I'm not even kidding. It's fan-fucking-tastic, it
• 2:20:50
  isn't so hard. It's tension.
• 2:20:52
  One truly realized it's so hard. I never played tennis shoe one
• 2:20:57
  but, and I'm going to be totally honest with you and the audience
• 2:21:00
  I played tennis shoes, e back when I moved back to Oklahoma
• 2:21:04
  City and I was Constantly on oxycontin.
• 2:21:08
  I was doped out. Well, God bless the entire time
• 2:21:11
  but I played that game. The entire time, some of those
• 2:21:15
  times, I'd be perched on a wall and I'd fall asleep.
• 2:21:19
  Don't pause it. And then wake up and continue
• 2:21:22
  playing and Scout my Zeus, dude, I fucking, I have so many fond
• 2:21:27
  memories of that game. It still holds up.
• 2:21:31
  Dude, I will tell you that, it's so good.
• 2:21:32
  It's a from soft game to publish knock not developed sadly.
• 2:21:39
  Still I guess you could say still all right, but like that's
• 2:21:44
  the thing is like I've I don't know for me, I loved Assassin's
• 2:21:47
  Creed and I love the Ezio Trilogy so much and I tried
• 2:21:53
  three I tried for and it's just, the formula was there?
• 2:21:57
  It was stale already. Sure.
• 2:22:00
  It was cool to run around some of the places but it's like, I
• 2:22:03
  don't D stories aren't gripping enough for me.
• 2:22:06
  They don't do anything. New.
• 2:22:08
  Yeah, the gameplay is so mine, like all the strategies I
• 2:22:12
  developed when I Platinum to Assassin's Creed 2 on the PS3.
• 2:22:16
  I kept using it every other game and they kept working.
• 2:22:19
  I already mastered the mechanics of the game at the beginning and
• 2:22:24
  then the game just kept being about the same.
• 2:22:26
  Sure. You give me some new tools to do
• 2:22:28
  some things in a new way. But overall, I've already Peaked
• 2:22:33
  as high as a mountain of your your game design.
• 2:22:36
  Usually can go And then of course you see all the shit that
• 2:22:42
  happened with the Paris one and the glitches and the battle
• 2:22:44
  online service and it just makes you not want to touch it more
• 2:22:48
  and more. And then I'm at the point where
• 2:22:50
  it's like I don't even care and I used to really like Assassin's
• 2:22:53
  Creed games. Yeah I mean I think that I think
• 2:22:56
  that's how everyone was. I mean I enjoyed it.
• 2:23:00
  I'm like you I enjoyed Assassin's Creed 2 from for me
• 2:23:04
  was formerly called. It was And I don't want to be
• 2:23:11
  this guy but be that guy say me when it when it kind of became
• 2:23:17
  popular and they just started doing, you know, derivatives, it
• 2:23:22
  was just like it was just like the transformer when it moved to
• 2:23:26
  be a yearly release. That is without you saw sandbox
• 2:23:30
  came into play and that's when everything started to die.
• 2:23:33
  Yeah. No, I because I really enjoyed,
• 2:23:36
  I really enjoyed the first two games.
• 2:23:38
  Like you and then went to be started becoming a year.
• 2:23:41
  I think I'm like okay so I guess I guess I guess this is a thing
• 2:23:46
  now like so I enjoyed it all the way up to Revelations.
• 2:23:49
  I have enjoyed three and I enjoyed the first quarter or
• 2:23:54
  third of four. I played.
• 2:23:56
  Yeah. And for was fantastic, but I
• 2:23:59
  just didn't have the motivation to see.
• 2:24:00
  I loved all of the activity, Trilogy, all the way up, even
• 2:24:04
  the revelations, when it got weird.
• 2:24:05
  Now, the the end, the end, the astrology, Is is good and I
• 2:24:10
  agree. I didn't like Kris protagonist.
• 2:24:13
  That's where it started. I realize how good of a
• 2:24:15
  character at seal was and then we got Connor and I'm like oh
• 2:24:20
  this is not the rip-roaring good time in the colonies that I was
• 2:24:23
  expecting. Nope.
• 2:24:29
  And then I also saw as an American how it kind of like,
• 2:24:33
  Well, yeah, this is there. But there's this, it's not
• 2:24:36
  Juiced up. It's not They don't feel like
• 2:24:39
  it's bigger than it. Feels like a history lesson
• 2:24:41
  almost, where's I don't know with with with the stuff out of
• 2:24:46
  and maybe it's just because I'm not from fucking Italy but all
• 2:24:49
  the stuff of the Renaissance period of Italy felt so much
• 2:24:53
  more vibrant and fun and interesting and maybe that's
• 2:24:56
  just a period and location of why it's like that.
• 2:25:00
  Well, I also feel like I asked feel like that period in the
• 2:25:05
  Renaissance Italy, like, at the time that The period that was
• 2:25:09
  rarely explored, you know, and gaining so that we like so like
• 2:25:16
  part of the appeal was it was a new thing that they were doing
• 2:25:20
  to. You know I like no one had
• 2:25:23
  really done that before to my to my knowledge.
• 2:25:26
  So it was like, not at all. It was like oh what's what's
• 2:25:30
  this? Oh shit, we're going to get
• 2:25:33
  together, you know, a game, send in the Renaissance so everyone
• 2:25:37
  was Curious, and then turned out to be really good in actuality.
• 2:25:44
  So, But yeah. I mean, the other thing about
• 2:25:54
  going back to ghost, Ashima that I want that.
• 2:25:58
  I kind of find interesting is when I was in college, I took I
• 2:26:07
  took a shit in a film student Studies classes and cute.
• 2:26:13
  In a Kurosawa was a big part of it and like, at the end.
• 2:26:20
  So at the beginning of the course, I was kind of like,
• 2:26:23
  okay, this, you know, this funk, this, you know, funky Japanese
• 2:26:28
  guy who, you know, who is he. And then by then the course I
• 2:26:32
  really realized know, just how important it was to cinema And
• 2:26:36
  so they did an entire game, kind of more or less.
• 2:26:41
  I don't want to say dedicated to him but kind of in basically the
• 2:26:46
  face of lie. Yeah, it's the first
• 2:26:49
  American-made game to ever win Awards in Japan media.
• 2:26:54
  As far as I understand, if I'm not mistaken goddamn Yeah, like
• 2:27:01
  they praised the fuck out of it. Like they were shocked the
• 2:27:05
  Japanese media and just in you know, the public in general I
• 2:27:09
  guess. Yeah.
• 2:27:10
  They studied the shit out of it. Like they deserve so many.
• 2:27:14
  That game is so good. They deserve so many props.
• 2:27:17
  Yeah, I mean and even the end even the voice hacking.
• 2:27:21
  See like I can play it. See like I play everything in
• 2:27:24
  English and it still feels. It still feels authentically.
• 2:27:30
  Japanese. Yeah, I gotta go to bed, guys.
• 2:27:36
  Yeah I do ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to the
• 2:27:46
  Whitfield reported to. I'm just getting good.
• 2:27:50
  Good night everybody. Good night on that.
• 2:27:53
  That was actually pretty good. I got, that was good.
• 2:27:59
  Yeah, we'll tune in what tune in at you next week for the live
• 2:28:05
  show. So hopefully, we'll do some more
• 2:28:09
  show prep, hope. Hopefully something more
• 2:28:11
  interesting than the, than the queen dying is, you know?
• 2:28:16
  Is hopefully something more interesting will happen next
• 2:28:20
  week. So we don't understand how could
• 2:28:23
  that's, there's no better way. We could celebrate a 911 than
• 2:28:25
  with the queen dying. That's true.
• 2:28:28
  That's true. Other than maybe like the king
• 2:28:31
  of Saudi Arabia dying. Well, one goal posts at a time.
• 2:28:36
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