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Canadian Milk Jugs - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 106 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: It's like, Why do we have this fucking shitty ass microphone?
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  Speaker 6: It's twisted table.
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  Speaker 5: That was your diet coke that fell. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 5: like this thing doesn't even fucking work. Oh there's just
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  Speaker 5: a puddle of it on the ground. I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: there's nothing to put it on. But let us sp
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  Speaker 5: let us soak into the fucking I mean, this is crazy, dude. Yeah, seriously,
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  Speaker 5: what all right?
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  Speaker 8: What's up every buddy? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 1: To subscribe, which is just dickheadish behavior by those people.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like.
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  Speaker 1: Which is also psycho actually saying, I don't know people
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  Speaker 1: do that shit though.
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  Speaker 5: That was that DC brother flat Now.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know, Sas just spilled his diet coke
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  Speaker 1: right beforehand.
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  Speaker 5: Just troubling start to the show for us. It's really
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  Speaker 5: actually really annoying, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like you sometimes operate a little bit
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  Speaker 1: better at with a a little bit of mild annoyance
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  Speaker 1: about you.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I'm annoyed for two reasons, now, let's go. The
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  Speaker 8: first one is because the diet cokes build, and the
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  Speaker 8: second one is.
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  Speaker 5: My hands are freezing cold in here. Put them on
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  Speaker 5: your penis and balls. It's too cold. They're too cold
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  Speaker 5: to do that.
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  Speaker 1: That always helped me during like football games and shit
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  Speaker 1: like that when I was on the football team, put
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  Speaker 1: it on my penis and balls.
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  Speaker 8: I played baseball little league because it would be like
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  Speaker 8: you play in like the fall.
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  Speaker 5: It's like freezing. So if your hands are cold, just
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  Speaker 5: touch a child's dick. Yeah, exactly, you should be good
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  Speaker 5: generating from that area.
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  Speaker 1: If you walked into a locker room, like a changing
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  Speaker 1: room at a pool, and there was like somebody like
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  Speaker 1: uh like like you heard like a child's voice in there,
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  Speaker 1: would you just would you skid dat all out of there?
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  Speaker 1: Would you go through your business as usual? Just like
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  Speaker 1: change in the changing room?
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  Speaker 8: Probably just change in the changing room, right, it was
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  Speaker 8: more weird if I was, I need to remove myself
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  Speaker 8: from the situation.
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  Speaker 5: Having bad thought. Just the optics of it are bad. Though.
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  Speaker 8: I've been in locker rooms as a child where there's
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  Speaker 8: like grown men changing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're probably perverts. They probably had eyes on
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  Speaker 5: your bird.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe I've never I'm not I'm not like a public
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  Speaker 8: change guy. I was just going to a stall and change.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, in this one.
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  Speaker 1: There was no stalls in this fantasy. This fantasy, I
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  Speaker 1: can't stop me. So were you in Florida or Brazil
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  Speaker 1: this weekend? I was in Florida, where there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of thoughts where this happened.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of uh, there's a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: asking questions.
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  Speaker 1: People are like positive I was in Brazil, which is
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  Speaker 1: making me question if I was in Brazil.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you weren't in Brazil. Yeah. I heard you talking
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  Speaker 5: to Francis about where you were going and it was Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was in Florida. Yeah, but some people just
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  Speaker 1: don't believe. Some people are telling me I was in Brazil,
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  Speaker 1: like Tyler.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 5: For I was Florida. It was awesome. It was uh sunny,
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  Speaker 5: I had seafood. Damn Portuguese. Yeah. There was a lot
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  Speaker 5: of crime, like youth crime, and a lot of enos,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of dudes named Eno. When did you get
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  Speaker 5: back yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday evening? Oh nice late last night? What time late?
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  Speaker 5: Wow? You think we were the airport at the same
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  Speaker 5: day We.
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  Speaker 8: Could have been probably was so I had to foes
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  Speaker 8: at the airport for fucking forty hours yesterday doing what
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  Speaker 8: just getting my ass handed to by everything in every
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  Speaker 8: way imaginable by customs. It was getting fucked from every angle.
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  Speaker 8: It was insane. It was the worst airport that I've
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  Speaker 8: ever had. Really, Yeah, what the customs guys, The customs guys.
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  Speaker 8: The the air Canada is a shit airline. It sucks
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  Speaker 8: all the flight attends are assholes.
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  Speaker 5: Totally mean what they're probably French Canadians probably, yeah, they're not.
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  Speaker 8: They're all like the most like I don't think any
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  Speaker 8: of them have even live in Canada.
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  Speaker 1: And they just work for Air Canada. They're just Yankees, yeah, pretending.
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  Speaker 8: They're like hello, bonjoor in like a Boston accent my jaw. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: because that's what they have to say, because they have
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  Speaker 8: to figure out if you're if you speak French or.
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  Speaker 5: Or American.
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  Speaker 1: Jempel seamous, Hey Mopel too.
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  Speaker 5: When did you get back last night?
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  Speaker 1: Late or like late last night, just just enough time
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  Speaker 1: to put in my bets for the late slate? Oh
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  Speaker 1: so not that late it was it was halftime. It
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  Speaker 1: was halftime of like the Miami game. You're not bet
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  Speaker 1: in Florida now, you can't bet in Florida.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, South. You can't really bet a lot of places
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  Speaker 5: in the South, which is stupid as fuck. Got like
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  Speaker 5: the religious laws. But what about freedom though?
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  Speaker 8: Now they're not free out there, it really is, you know,
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  Speaker 8: they're not free as Canada.
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  Speaker 5: Oh not at all, No, not even closely. But they don't.
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  Speaker 1: I think they have sports betting up there now. They
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  Speaker 1: put barstool app up there.
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  Speaker 8: No, are they the score? They have some weird other
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  Speaker 8: competitor that we don't speak of. Oh yeah, what did
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  Speaker 8: you eat up there?
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  Speaker 5: Poutine?
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  Speaker 8: Actually I ate almost strictly tacos the entire time.
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  Speaker 5: What the fuck? Yeah? Was that your first time going
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  Speaker 5: to Yeah? And how do you say it now? Toronto?
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  Speaker 5: Do you still say yeah? How you would pronounce it?
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  Speaker 5: In America? They're gonna whit.
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  Speaker 1: For your pay. They're gonna beat the fuck out of
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  Speaker 1: you for that kind of shit. Why so many tacos?
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  Speaker 5: It is a very multicultural city.
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  Speaker 8: It's a very culture like a lot of Asians out there.
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  Speaker 8: I guess it's in really Tacos. But yeah, not a
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  Speaker 8: lot of white people. Not a lot of white folks,
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  Speaker 8: not a lot of pure bred whites. No, not a
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  Speaker 8: lot of yours now, a lot of half East.
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  Speaker 5: Right, am? I right? There was no white people. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Not fine with that. It's bullshit. Yeah, it's good to
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  Speaker 5: get away from the enemy for a little bit. But
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  Speaker 5: none of your jokes landed.
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  Speaker 8: No they did. But uh, yeah, I know it was fun.
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  Speaker 8: I mean it's just like I think, I think next toime,
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  Speaker 8: if I go I would drive maybe, I think maybe
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  Speaker 8: like the security and stuff would be easier, and it's
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  Speaker 8: just so close.
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  Speaker 5: I think you just got to sit towards the front
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  Speaker 5: of the airplane. Dude. It was.
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  Speaker 8: It was honestly just like the customs going back in
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  Speaker 8: me and we're going together, and like the mook's having
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  Speaker 8: this great conversation with the other dude. They're talking about
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  Speaker 8: like Chris Rock's new special, and my guy's just like,
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  Speaker 8: you sure you're at the right airport, buddy. He's like,
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  Speaker 8: because you're not, I'm not getting any information on you.
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  Speaker 8: Would we like, we didn't talk, and he was just
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  Speaker 8: like he was like, your face isn't matching because you
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  Speaker 8: take a picture of you you're much fatter than No,
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  Speaker 8: he was like, your picture is not matching your passport photo.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm like, why don't What do you want me
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  Speaker 8: to do about that?
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  Speaker 5: Like it's me. Did you get a facial reconstruction on
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  Speaker 5: the lolo? No?
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  Speaker 8: And I just like did it again and it worked.
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  Speaker 8: But it was like I was there for so long,
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  Speaker 8: you know, and you're to wait in a line along
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  Speaker 8: the timeline.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of forewarned you because when I've had
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  Speaker 1: to go over there for like rap shows, they'll I
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  Speaker 1: know other people, and maybe it's because they're like black
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  Speaker 1: dudes that have gotten in trouble or like gotten a
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  Speaker 1: hard time at the border for going over, saying that
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  Speaker 1: they're going to do rap stuff. So I was just saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going as a fan, and I was warning you
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  Speaker 1: that you might get into some trouble. Did people you
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  Speaker 1: know hard time about crossing the border?
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  Speaker 5: No, you're going in?
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  Speaker 8: Was like I kept on being like, there has to
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  Speaker 8: be another step. There has to be another like another
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  Speaker 8: line or something, because you just go in, you scan
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  Speaker 8: your passport out like a like a key, like a machine,
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  Speaker 8: and then they go over and they go what are
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  Speaker 8: you here for?
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  Speaker 5: And I say work and they're like, Okay, you're good. Damn.
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  Speaker 5: It was so easy. You didn't need a work visa
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  Speaker 5: or anything like that.
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  Speaker 8: It was so easy getting in getting going home was
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  Speaker 8: way more of repaying in the ass, right, because you.
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  Speaker 1: Could have been an illegal immigrants yeah, or worse sex
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  Speaker 1: trafficking move.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. It was crazy. It was uh on a leash
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  Speaker 5: walking through.
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  Speaker 8: And I already talked about it on the Yeah answer
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  Speaker 8: for himself, dude, The fucking a lot of people just
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  Speaker 8: putting every single thing that they traveled with in the
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  Speaker 8: overhead bind really pushed you off, Really got to me, like,
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  Speaker 8: I was thinking about it for hours after I got home. Damn,
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  Speaker 8: it's still furious. That is the least relatable problem I've
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  Speaker 8: ever heard, because you're in first class. You guys have
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  Speaker 8: your own fucking ben, each person, each one of you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm laying down flat out. No, but those Air
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  Speaker 5: Canada plans are tiny. They're not like big planes. No,
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  Speaker 5: I I know it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is annoying as fuck for people to have to
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  Speaker 1: uh check the back. Yeah, I mean it's annoying to
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  Speaker 1: have to check. It's annoying to have to wait for
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  Speaker 1: your bag. It's annoying to have to check your bag.
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  Speaker 1: It's annoying to have to put the ship in the
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  Speaker 1: overhead bin.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, dude, you've seen the back that I travel with.
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  Speaker 8: That's not a bag that needs to be getting checked.
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  Speaker 5: That your red bag. Yeah, it's tiny, your stupid smaller
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  Speaker 5: than my backpack?
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  Speaker 7: Is that?
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  Speaker 8: There's like two shirts and a sweatshirt in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: and I had to check it. That's insane.
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  Speaker 5: Why couldn't it go under your seat?
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  Speaker 8: Because I have my backpack under my seat and I'm
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  Speaker 8: a normal person. So I don't put both bags in
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  Speaker 8: the overhead bin.
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  Speaker 1: It makes you save time too, could you was there
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  Speaker 1: room in the overhead bin where you could have put
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  Speaker 1: both in?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 8: There was zero room because the people next to me
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  Speaker 8: had their fucking supreme shopping bags in the overhead bin
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  Speaker 8: and their shoes like like everything. It's like they like
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  Speaker 8: they stripped down to their nakeds and they and they
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  Speaker 8: fucking put everything in the overhead bin, just the ass
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  Speaker 8: naked dude, next year, Yes, it's like they were using
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  Speaker 8: like it was their own personal closet.
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  Speaker 1: What what exactly did you say to the flight attendant
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  Speaker 1: when she told you that you had to?
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  Speaker 5: So? I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 8: I was I was really really annoyed, and I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 8: I guess I'm gonna go check my bag. And then
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  Speaker 8: the flight attendant comes over. So then we go back
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  Speaker 8: to like the gate and like right before you get
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  Speaker 8: on the plane, like that little corner area, and the
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  Speaker 8: flight attend like the flight attendant from up by the
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  Speaker 8: gate that's like checking boarding passes, runs down and she's like,
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  Speaker 8: what are you guys doing over here? I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: we need to check our bags and She's like, well,
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  Speaker 8: you should have come up to me, and I was like, well,
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  Speaker 8: no one told us to come up to you, so
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  Speaker 8: how the fuck was I supposed to supposed to come
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  Speaker 8: up to you.
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  Speaker 5: It is crazy because every airport is different.
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  Speaker 1: You met the same thing when you're going through, Like
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  Speaker 1: you put your shit in the bin and somebody will
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  Speaker 1: fucking scream at you. Yeah, be the rudest person you
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  Speaker 1: ever met in your life. It's a different fucking side of.
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  Speaker 5: Rules, completely different breeding, flaptop.
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  Speaker 1: In, laptop out, shoes on, belt off, Like it's different
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  Speaker 1: every single place you go.
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  Speaker 5: And people are like, how do you not fucking know this?
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  Speaker 8: This is standard shit saying dude, it's insane, Like they're
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  Speaker 8: they're the meanest people on earth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Like I literally think if you put like a group
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  Speaker 8: of people in a line and it was like five
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  Speaker 8: flight attendants and Hitler was one of them, they'd be
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  Speaker 8: like Hitler would be the nicest one out of all.
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  Speaker 1: Be a sweet ass flight to have, like manners, baker
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  Speaker 1: of coffee, just how you Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It was fucking insane.
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  Speaker 8: And then finally I spoke up and I was like, well,
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  Speaker 8: we have to check our backs. These people are putting
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  Speaker 8: their shoes, backpacks, luggage, suitcases, everything they own, and the
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  Speaker 8: overhead bins and she's like, there's jackets and the overhead
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  Speaker 8: bins and I'm like, yeah, every overhead binds jackets in it.
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  Speaker 8: And she's like, well, there shouldn't be, and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 8: they're not my fucking jackets.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, what do you want me to do about that?
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  Speaker 8: And then she's like, I want to go see if
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  Speaker 8: we can get these to fit, because they don't believe
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  Speaker 8: me that they don't fit. And she goes over they
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  Speaker 8: don't fit, and then she has to go all the
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  Speaker 8: way back up. I think a week. I caused the
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  Speaker 8: plan to be delayed by like thirty minutes because me
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  Speaker 8: and Muke had the same flight. He landed when we
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  Speaker 8: were forty minutes left in our flight way.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean you had the same flight today
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  Speaker 5: time he.
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  Speaker 8: Was going to Newark and I was going to La Guardio.
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  Speaker 8: They both took off at two thirty.
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  Speaker 1: And you just held everybody up. It was me and
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  Speaker 1: like two dudes, But why didn't you get on the
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  Speaker 1: plane earlier? So sitting with Mouke keeping the company, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: trafficking him, Yeah, isn't that crazy.
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  Speaker 8: There's two flights both going to New York at the
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  Speaker 8: same exact time from Canada.
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  Speaker 5: That is preposterous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to just different areas, but people have to I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's just I mean, Toronto is a massive fucking city.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. How many people live in Toronto, like fucking three
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  Speaker 5: and a half million or some shit like that. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know. It's fucking big, big city. It's really big
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  Speaker 5: bad traffic there too, three million on the dizzat.
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  Speaker 8: We had, Dude, people there short tempered, a lot of
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  Speaker 8: short like everyone's like everyone's like a mayor or like
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  Speaker 8: Canada is so nice and friendly.
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  Speaker 5: They got short fuses over there. It started right, it
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  Speaker 5: started felt like it was rubbing off on me, like
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  Speaker 5: you went in there like vibes. I thought I was
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  Speaker 5: going like like a trop Like I didn't know Canada
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  Speaker 5: was gonna be the exact same thing. I didn't know
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  Speaker 5: Toronto was just it's literally just New York. You thought
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  Speaker 5: you're flying north, so far north that it got dropping yea,
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  Speaker 5: or like you're going around in the world like a
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  Speaker 5: little foreign like something different.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, our uber driver on the way to the club
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  Speaker 8: one night, like having like psychotic breakdowns.
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  Speaker 5: While We're in the car, just rude as hell. There's traffic,
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  Speaker 5: traffic's everywhere. I'm like, maybe just go the fucking direction
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  Speaker 5: that the uber is telling you to go. She's like
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: she it's one of those ubers where are trying to
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: come up with their own little like secret like ways
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: to gex cab driver for sure. Yeah, And she's dude,
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: we it took us an hour to get to the club.
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: It was supposed to take us twenty five. It was
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: a female woman, female, damn woman. That's fucking brutal. Yeah,
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: and she didn't speak English, and at one point she
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: just snapped and just started speaking a fully different different
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: language to us, and we're all just like, yeah, yeah,
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: It sucks. You couldn't understand a lick of what she
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: was saying. What ethnicity was she deturban? See, that could
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: be it could be a lot of different things. Honestly,
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: that could be. To me, that could be one of
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: the heads Middle Eastern African Asian. Dude, I don't know.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I knows that it was. We were minorities there and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: we were treated like minorities.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Was it kind of refreshing? No, not at all. I
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: want my white privilege bag gosh dang it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: But overall, I mean Toronto was great. How was Brazil?
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: It was good. I mean it is Carnival, so you
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. It looks like the best you
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: guys ball out on your vacations.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I mean it was more of just a getaway to
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: get out of the fucking city, dead doghouse. Yeah, you
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, just like you guys balling out.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: What made you say that? What did you see that
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: made you say? Any story that you post when you're
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: on vacation. It's like it looks like a stalk photo.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: That would be like on a Mac when you first
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: buy it, because the perfect.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Sunset, Yeah, like an angled palm tree.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just looking really serene.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: No, this place is like, uh, we stayed at this
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: fucking nice ass hotel in Florida called the Breakers on
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: West Palm Beach, which is like the last bastion for
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: like white people to be white people.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: It was the opposite of Toronto.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Basically, it's like old money white people, and every like
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: conversation you overhear is like somebody like complaining about their
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: third mortgage, or just some real rich people or just
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: people talking about ozempic. The fattest people you've ever seen
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: talking about oz epics, just like at this it's that
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: new thing, right the the what is it? I guess
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: there's just some shit that makes everybody skinny here. I
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: think it's just a new development. It's a new development
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: in our world.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: That's I don't know.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Is it an injection or is it a fucking pill?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It's for diabetes, but but I don't know how people
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: take it. Huh, yeah, it's your Yeah, it makes people skinny,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: but it might even make Yeah that's owen.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: By the way, why is it popping off right now?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Because people are getting skin It's like literally a skinny
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: pill or like a skinny shot, you like to out
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: finally and it's like four diabetes just like an appetitis
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: present maybe, but they finally fucking figured it out.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: They finally got to the bodies of it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when people are loving it, like I was in Boston,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: like my boy up there is on it, like my
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: boy like a friend of mine, like, oh you look good.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's like yeah, this fucking ozembic stuff.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Is it like A? Is it like a? Does it
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: cost a lot of money? I don't know. I doubt
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: your insurance covers that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: It might though, if you could just like claim a
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: little bit of diabetes.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: But I think even the diabetes people have a hard
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: time getting their insurance to cover their medication, right, Is
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: that like a huge thing.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's just for rich folk. It's just for the
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: rich folk, just super rich people.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I mean they'll be the first person to like get
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the cure for AIDS, get something to make you really skinny,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: get something to make you live longer, get something you
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: know true, but it's it's it's an injection. Yeah, so
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: maybe that's just nasty. You just got to do it
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to yourself. Just gotta fucking and how often you have
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to do it every day.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Four times a day, just instead of a meal. You're
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: just seventy your stomach.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's a lot, yea seventy five hard shots. Yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: just jabbing yourself. I got the fucking jab. That's where
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: the jab should have been. Fucking that. Then there's no
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: comorbidities for for COVID. If nobody's fat anymore, it's true,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: just give everybody ozempic. Yeah, everybody's skinny, then the fats
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: aren't getting COVID anymore.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Ozempic.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: They need to put some fucking fentanyl in neozempic, fucking
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: weed out the.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: My mom was like sending me links to like some not.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: The article about there being fentanyl and weed in Boston. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: that's what she's sent you. Anybody who's getting that niece
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: to change what news they're watching, anybody who's seeing that
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: as news.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: She said it to me and my older sister, and
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: we were like, why are you sending Like neither of
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: us smoke weed, and neither of us live in Boston, Like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: why are you sending this to us?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: She's like trying to tell you that she's about Dude,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: She's I'm on the lookout for some of this.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: If I find any, I'll let you know. Was it real? God?
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: Know?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Now it's a fucking like like pill, which is like
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: or like a powder. Yeah, Like my wife was seeing it,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, you can put powder on weed. It's like,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna fucking like dust a fucking.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Whole crop on weed. Yeah. Weed is the least expensive drug. Yeah,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: that was crazy. And it also was like the person
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: gone from like a dispensary too, didn't they.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: It's someone who was doing hard drugs and then they
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to lie to their family about fucking.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, my mom
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: sent me that the other day.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: It's going around.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could tell what kind of what kind of
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: news they're watching, that scary ass news, That news that's
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: just supposed to like spook you, just like you're just
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: hearing the like most negative and like nasty ship. Yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: some bad ship about Russia, some bad ship about China,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: some bad ship about the climate.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: They're just trying to spook you. Bro.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: What happened to Krazinsky's news channel? Remember during the pandemic,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: John Krasinsky? Yeah, a YouTube channel, right, and it was
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: like popping off for like four weeks and any news right,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: ten billion dollars.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy. I think he's I think he really
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: did sell it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: And then like nobody else wants to watch it. No,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: who the fuck wants to see anything positive? No, not
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: at all, nobody.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I want to hear about the fentanyl and the weed.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: HI know exactly. You want to know where it's going.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Some people have to be just enjoying fent and all.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know people that I know a dude, a
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: comedian who was addicted to fetanyl patches.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: For a while. Some people could just handle it better. Yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: some people are just adults about it. Have you seen
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: that video of the dude in the in the hospital
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: and the doctor's like telling them telling him what they
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: gave him, and he's like and there's gonna be there's
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: a the feentanyl should make you feel better. And he's
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: like like pop, somebody's like what you haven't seen that video?
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: It's fucking hilarious. I can try and find it, but
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: it pops up like Willy Wonka.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like like fully hooked up to like ivs
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: and stuff, and he hears that he like jumps up. Well,
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: it's the good times.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fetanol, you're gonna hear like Joe Rogan talking about
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: like you know like that like fetanyl is actually like
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: there are multiple Nobel Prizes one about fetanol.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Like the CNN will tell you.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: That it's horse d wormer, but yeah, it's actually fucking
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: good for you.
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: percent off smoothies and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: you think college is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: For Get Uber one for students a membership to save
• 21:55
  Speaker 10: on Uber and Uber eats with deals. This good. Everyone
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: wants to be a student joined for just four ninety
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: savings me very eligibility and member terms apply here.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: That Trump's getting arrested tomorrow, same same news. He tweeted
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: that himself. Huh he announced himself. I mean, what is
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: website truth truth dot com? Yeah, he bought it from that. Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: it's truth Social. He tweeted out, and he was like,
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: I'm being arrested on Tuesday.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Just the heads up. That's gonna be crazy, dude, tomorrow.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: He's not gonna get arrested. Yeah he is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: No, he's not, Yes he is. He announced's gonna arrested.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: And want to bet on He said they have to.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: They have to round up all the MAGA guys and
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: they're all gonna go, and they're all gonna take the
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: Capitol back or some ship.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It would just set up that it's someone is your crush,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: like trying to throw fucking rocks at the window out crush.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is just like my eighties movie. Its like, fuck,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: is that Toronto folks out there like your cab driver? Yeah?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Then who would have thought to that Toronto is the
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: most diverse place on earth.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: It's fucking dope, and it's so cold. I can't imagine
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: why anyone would live in there was freezing.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Feels like it was nine.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: She went to the Hockey Hall of Fame though, and
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: they have a fake ass Stanley Cup that they claim
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: is the real Stanley Cup and it's absolutely not the
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: real Stanley Cup.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: That Hockey Hall of Fame sucks, dick. No. I thought
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: it was cool. I've never been in, but it sounds
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: like it sucks.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: It was cool, it was cool, just the Stanley Cup
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: was clearly a scam, dude. They had the Stanley Cup
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: out on this like big ass like platform and people
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: were just going up and just like rubbing their hands
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: on it. And the only person guarding it was like
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: a one hundred and fifteen pounds girl.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: And there's a door. She could never stop.
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: Me to the street next to the Stanley Cuff and
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: I'm like, there's no way this is the Stanley Cuff.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: It's like bait car.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and she was like, actually, there's two Stanley Cups,
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: and this is one of the two, and it's like
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: she was like they take turns traveling, and the.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Other one you're not even allowed touch unless you have
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: gloves on.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: The guy who holds it has And then we go
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: into this other room where they have like the like
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: all these other like trophies and like all like the
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: like the NHL like Stanley Cup rings and stuff, and
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: that's in a fucking like a safe like that room
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: is like it's like the doors are like safe, like
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: they lock it up like it's national treasure. But then
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: the Stanley Cup is just out there while little kids
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: like driving their like toy cars over the Stanley Cuff
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: and they're like, yeah, this is the real Stanley Cup.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: I'm like, there's no fucking way this is the real
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Stanley Cup.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: It was literally a kid with a fake police car
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: like driving his car along in the Stanley Cup, just
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: like a fucking old Asian lady geting some soup in there. No,
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: it was like, actually what it was like, it was crazy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: It's kind of dope.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You should be I mean, it was not the real
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Stanley It should be everybody Stanley Cup.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: We should all have a crack at it and move
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: thought it was real.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: As taxpayers, we should be able to all fondle the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Stanley cups.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I know, you really think Trump's gonna get arrested.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: I think Trump's gonna get arrested, and I think the
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Stanley Cup was fake.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: He's just gonna be sitting in a holding cell next
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to like a fucking uh what is it?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: What are they saying? It is something with like Stormy Daniel?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Right that bitch? You singularizing it makes it so much funnier.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: What's ther dame of Stormy Daniels? Stormy Daniel sounds like
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: a fucking wrestler. Should I look up? Why is Trump
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: being arrested?
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Hush money page that they decided to vacuum the roof
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: tonight today, right when we're filming this.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: That's drilling us.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is going on? Is that drill music?
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Trump says he may be arrested. Oh, it would be
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: the worst precedent to set of all time. If you
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: could just arrest the next president the next Do you
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: think he's gonna win twenty twenty four or like the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: previous or the next president could arrest someone, you know
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what I mean? If you just like could be like, oh, like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: this guy's the fucking like the opposite party, Yeah, arrest him.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: There's zero percent chance that happens.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna best way to be able
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: to get away with anything is to is to uh,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it should be on the barstool sports guy and be honest,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And I think i'd have odds.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't think we'd be allowed to bet on
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: it because clearly he'd be skewing the Uh, he's skewing
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: the numbers. He's skewing the odds.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: If you can bet on the fucking oscars, you should
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: be able to bet on this.
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: You should. I think he's gonna and I think it's
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: gonna be fucking awesome. It's gonna be crazy. It's gonna
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: be awesome. No, now I know it's here. It'll be
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: a tragedy. Yeah, but I think it'll be hilarious.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: There's no way that like some fucking New York City
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: cop is gonna lead him away. First off, New York
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: City cops probably love him more than anything's gonna be
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: in New York City where So you think they're gonna
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: bust down the doors of mar A Lago, Yeah, a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: fucking local, probably be like an FBI guy.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: No way, yeah, no way, Yeah, but you think Trump
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: would lie about getting arrested.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know. If if Q reveals himself tonight, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: will believe it. Q yeah, Q han on Q.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: If Q fucking drops his fucking face in location at
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that point, then I will believe it. But until that happens,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I absolutely refuse to believe it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: I think it's gonna happen. I think it's gonna be
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: fucking crazy. Who's banging your line? So my line is
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: getting banged?
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: What the hell is happening on my fucking line?
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ? When the hell's everyone moving to Chicago?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know, dude, but I'm really getting sick of
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: seeing all those posts just being like, let's decide who
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: the next cast of the Yak.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Is gonna be.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: It's like, dude, this isn't gonna happen for so long.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Watch it, like in September will come around the because
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: we're waiting another year.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Like renewing your lease. Yeah, like we're just not gonna move. Yeah,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: didn't make sense.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Is this fun? Is this gonna be like usable this audio? Yeah?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: It's fine. All the crazy, the powerwa washing that's going
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: on out. Yeah, you can't hear it? Good. Can we
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: talk about your sketch show though?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like you guys undersold that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: It's way cool to have no promotion to drop a banger.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that, But it was so good that.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Uh it really just shows your restraint that you didn't.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: If I did something that good, I would be telling
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: everybody how good it was before it came out and
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: just sucking my own self off.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: Well, it gets to a weird point where you've watched
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: it so many times that you genuinely don't know if
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: it's good or not.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, I hope it's good. Is this funny? Yeah?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Is this actually funny? Yeah? Oh and maybe I could
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. First off, I'm so happy you're back.
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: Me too.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited to be back, thankful to be back.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Damn you so humble as hell. I missed you. How
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: from my understanding, I feel like you wrote a lot
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: Uh yeah, some of the premises. I mean, it ends
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: up being like a brand new thing sometimes. But yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: what uh, what the hell? It came off so good.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: It turned out so good.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that you really had that that
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: club in your bag as far as writing shit like that, Yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: that's just been kind of the the boredom hobby is
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: just writing nonsense like that. Yeah, it turned out good though,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: And I feel like some of the sketches were like conceptual,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: So it's like pitching that to somebody's probably like daunting
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to be like hoping that somebody like picks up the vision.
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: Fights still didn't get the adoption one. I was like, well,
• 29:52
  Speaker 11: I thought it would be funny if you could adopt
• 29:55
  Speaker 11: a kid from Amazon. He was like, I don't get that,
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: and I was like it's all right, but yeah, so
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: for yeah, does he make you were on board with it?
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: Those ass Yeah, we got a lot more too. They're
• 30:06
  Speaker 11: already recorded.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Really. Yeah, what's the drop schedule for that? That show?
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:12
  Speaker 11: Next one is gonna be April twelfth, Oh really? Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 11: I think it's going to be maybe like the second
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: Wednesday of the month. Maybe fuck as circle circle out
• 30:20
  Speaker 11: on your calendar. Yeah, damn.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: So you have a whole whole next episode shot already
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: damn near.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Mostly just have a bunch of AMMO and the clip really,
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: why do.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: We shoot it? Yeah?
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: Tyler had a good point of like always having more
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: than we need for each episode, so we have like
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: a pool to choose from.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: That's a very smart decision because then you wind up
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: not putting bad ship in an episode.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: So there's a lot more pressure for the second one
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: We don't know.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: We didn't no promo bro for this first one. So
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: I was like, allright, let's check this out. But now
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: I think it was very good show, and like we
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: made it and I think it was good. Like the
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: second one, I'm.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Like all right, yeah, second, yeah, second one.
• 31:03
  Speaker 11: You're gonna say that after the second one to you're
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: gonna backflie.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: Three Yeah, now three, No one gives a fuck about
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: Three is everyone's like, yeah, maybe I'll watch this one,
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: Maybe I won't. Four is where it really matters. Four
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: is like the closer, that's the big one.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Four is where people really make up their mind, like
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: this show either sucks or it's good.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also they'll make their well, four, they'll make
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: it up if it's good. By two they might be
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: like this sucks, you know, what I mean if if
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: two's not a banger, it's got.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: To be a banger be a banger will be It's
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: gonna be very good.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for to the way it's stylized and shot house.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I thought was was dope. Who's the I think the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Redhead's into By the way.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Shut up, Guardini's back. Okay, that's great.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: To see a lot more stuff outside episodes coming with
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: it to good.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: What do you mean that'll be cryptic, Tyler? I don't
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: even know what that means, to be honest, physically outside.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Too, but I said, it's like a brand to be
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: built under this. I was bugging about Chicago, New York City.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's about to be lit bro uh mean girls and.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: You got the wrap thing?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: If not, Yeah, yeah, I can always fall back on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: this week if I need to, which would be sick.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It honestly, it just charged me up, Like I had
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: nothing to uh do with the making of that, and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I just was like texting like everybody, just even like
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: texting Erica being like you got to see this, like
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: just like like just so much positivity came of it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I felt like it was just like, fuck, yeah, this
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: has me fired.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Up.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: The boys are making some good ass. Appreciate it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: I know you quelled fights and anxieties individually.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: It was just fire. I didn't even do it for that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: It was more just being like fuck yeah, Like it
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: just has me excited because of this, the way that
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: same stuff Tyler's talking about, like, uh, even usas like
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like you're hearing a lot about this move to Chicago,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and it's like, well, I think we're gonna be pretty
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do pretty good and do something.
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: Make some fun.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not worried about it at all. Same I
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: never really was worried about it. If I was worried
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: about it, I would have gone to Chicago. But but
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: I'm not. Card Yeah, but yeah, dude, it's like overwhelmingly
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: positive feedback, even like the barstool Reddit was like extremely positive.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: And they hate me.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: They were people commenting me like I wanted to hate this,
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: but I ended up really enjoying.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: That's the nicest thing. Yeah, it's so easy to hate something.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: If you yeah, and if you like someone, it's so
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: easy to like something or to overlook things. So it's
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the fact that you flipped somebody is Yeah, that was cool.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: It was funny fights texting me at like one am
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: on when did it come out Thursday or Wednesday?
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, texting me at like one am on Wednesday. I
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: was like, he was like, I flick, people are like
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: pranking us.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: I flagged there. He's like he's like, he was like,
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: the feedback has been so positive that like I feel
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: like they're like just it's like they're like ironically like
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: messing with us.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Told them.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely the imposter syndrome of a truly
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: depressed me.
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that's all that is. But yeah, it was
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: super positive. I was like, uh like even like right
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: away it was. It was a lot of positive comments.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Just because you hear about like this like twelve hour
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: block of programming that they're going to have in Chicago
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: with like a rope swing and ship.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Like that, It's like, okay. Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: It also did really well. It's like one hundred and
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: fifty thousand views.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: On a brand new channel.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like very very successful.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what else is going to be on that barstool
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: comedy channel? I have no idea.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: I think it's going to be just this until like
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: the fall of next year or something.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know. That put out the Smoke Show. I
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: was talking to him today, that's going to go on?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Can't we do that?
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: It is?
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: I thought it was oh the Smoke Show is yeah, okay,
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: but their show is going out on the Barstool main page, right, yeah, it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Was their show, Like the they're like the already showed there.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Do please end this? Oh yes, yes, yes, okay, but
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm happy that I don't.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: I don't really want to steal on the man page
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: because then it's like, then you got a bunch of
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: people who are just like clicking on the first thing
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: that they see.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Not people who like, yeah, facts, who is the You
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: were very giving with your promotions as well. Yeah, I
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: don't know. I mean we're like.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: The whole news dropped from a Sam squant. Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: People were like, I didn't. It really wasn't like it
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: wasn't like we had time to even promote it. Everyone
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: was like, oh, you should have promoted it. Yeah you
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: guys just put a clip up. Yeah, there was really
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: like we didn't know we were going to put it out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Originally were gonna put it on that Thursday, but then
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: we moved it to Wednesday because March madness, which is
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: that the same as March madness?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: As what is it?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: So?
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Is it just going on right now or is it
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: not until like Thursday Friday next week? Oh really, it's
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: like every weekend, yeah, from Thursday to Sunday on the Thursday. Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Also, like if you put a a trailer saying like, oh,
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: coming out next week, like people.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think we did a good I think we
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: made a smart move by doing it.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: That a cool show.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: It's coming out tonight.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Should we not even say when the next one's coming out?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Should we bleep out the or also sleep out right?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah?
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: I mean, well, no one's gonna remember, well, no one's
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: gonna down their calendar and be like, well they said
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: it was coming out on the twenty second, what the fuck?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: You?
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Son him a bitch.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: I'm very excited. You want you want to fight a
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: very good camera together.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mice is great, which is really funny.
• 36:37
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• 37:01
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• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Are I was gonna try and come see you do
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: stand up comedy this weekend or this uh this week
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: with my boys?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah you said that on Thursday.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going out to dinner with with some of
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: my college buddies.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: The cop firefighter. Oh, those those bastards. I know that
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: crew together is dangerous.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I know, bro, Yeah, I know that. No New York
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: City cops are going to arrest Trump.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's true. I have dinner with him. Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: How long are they in town? For?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: There are New York City cops. They live in they
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: live in town. It's a New York City firefighter, New
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: York City cop and uh another dude, one of the
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: one of them works on movies and the other one
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: is a I forget his jobs.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you don't need to know.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we were gonna come see you afterwards. We
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: were going to come see you do stand up, but
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: instead we might since we're gonna go to dinner at
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that time, we might go see one of the tournament
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: games at Madison Square.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably a better idea, do you think so? Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: That show's pretty early and it's Thursday, so I don't
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: know if it's gonna be like a fantastic one.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: No, we'll still come to see you. I don't know,
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: But also I don't know if I'm gonna be able
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: to hang out after. Why what are you doing it?
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna go to Noel Miller's doing a theater.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: In New York, So why don't I just go to
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: that with you and all my firefighter and cop buddies.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe he can work something out.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: The ones that Gardini's opening for him got kicked out
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: of Francis.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they'll be They're good, they're easy to get
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: along with.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Guardin he's really opening for him.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Guardian he's a big He's like he's opening for
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: people in theaters. It's pretty crazy. I mean, he does
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: Shane all the time, but now he's doing Noel Miller too.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Really the stand up comedy easy as well, No, Guardian's
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: I mean Guardeen's really good at stand up.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, interesting, So why aren't you opening for people
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in theaters.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: I just said not I don't know you're not good
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: enough yet. I don't I just haven't been asked.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, you're one of the best in the world. Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: that's the best. Toronto was fucking awesome.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Dude. She was just folded up his glasses like that wrestling. Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: the fuck do you mean you're the best? Dude?
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Toronto was dope. It was the show is the room
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: was pretty like it was like one fifty it's pretty
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: small room, and but all the shows were sold out.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: It was like really.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: Fun and how much how much money do you make
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: off that? Usually like one hundred thousand units? No touch, Yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: we got Canadians, so everything is just we were just
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: calling everything.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: It was in units.
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: They don't have price tags, like like when you go
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: out to dinner, it'll be like fourteen and a half,
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Like fourteen and a half.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: What anything, it's really you're called Yeah, it's because I
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: think the.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: The tacos are fourteen and a half and it'll be
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: like a half sign like it won't be like point five.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: It was like one.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fraction like the the columns in Harry Potter.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like platform nine and three quarters. That was cracking
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: us up.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But I think it's because they'll take America money if
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you'll give it to them.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do. Yeah, because our shit's way more fucking wavy. Yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: it's way more valuable.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Fourteen and a half American dollars compared to fourteen and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: a half Canadian dollars dollars.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: I gave him like ten bucks and then I realized
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: that it was six Canadian and then he just gave
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: me like a couple of fucking tunies looting coins back,
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: And I was like, did you may as well just
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: give me like chocolate coins?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: These things mean absolutely there. I'm not going to go
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: back and like transfer these to dollars at a bank.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: So what did you do with him? Throw them out?
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: My go to move them in the trash at the airport.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You go to the vending machine, load up on sprites. Yeah,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: back a bunch of Canadian sprites. Their recipes different, Oh
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: is it really Yeah, it's way more syrupy.
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: You know what their recipe is different for is bloody Mary's.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: Because we got bloody Mary's and they were fucking disgusting,
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: dude on the plane, they were this color. I'm not
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: even kidding muk am I exactly. They might have been
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: more red than this because they used ketchup up there.
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: I think it was ketchup. It was disgusting. I think
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: it was like freshly squeezed guy for you. Yeah, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: then they had scissors. They're like, well, we have a
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: lot of Caesar's out here. The fuck is this caesar?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: We asked what a Caesar was. We looked it up.
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: It's clam juice and tomato juice and vodka.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: What the hell? And I was like, oh, there's no anks.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I've seen that before, like clamado. Yeah, but that's gross.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Let's discuss that shit is.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Just get that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: We didn't get that clam juice. I mean, I guess
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: bluddy Mary's are are discussing. I like thee unless you
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: get them, like at a good place.
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: Like if you try and get a bloody Marry on
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: a plane, you like that an airport bloody Marry? Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: you like that, Not a plane, bloody Mary, an airport,
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: bloody Mary. The bloody Mary I had yesterday at the
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: airport was phenomenal. Salted rim big ass stick of celery
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: pepper hot sauce.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I need I need like a homemade bloody Mary mix.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: This was like homemade. Yeah, dude, there was a team
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: of people working on this bloody Mary.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Not even kidding.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I need like chunks like of like I need to
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: be menstrual chunks of what like I need a bloody
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Mary to be like like of horse radish, like I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: need to.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: That's what this was like. Yeah, this was a good
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: bloody Mary. I needed to be there to be uteral
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: lining in it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's disgusting. That's what a period. That's what a
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: period is.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: Brother.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: If you think a woman's biological processes are disgusting, man
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: That is nasty.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I have no idea why my TikTok algorithm thinks I
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: give a fuck about trans people at all. I have
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: no idea why it's always showing me some shit about
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: like people arguing about a trans person, Like I'm trying
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to never think about it, Like I don't want to
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: have an opinion on it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I don't see it in my daily life. I don't
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: care so many people who it's like literally the only
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: thing they think about is trans people. It's so insane.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Only like they wake up and their first thought is like,
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: fucking trans.
• 43:00
  Speaker 13: It's probably because there, it's a circular tiktokth like wake
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: up and like I'm on the toilet pooping and scrolling
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: and like four of my first five are like talk
• 43:11
  Speaker 13: shows where people are arguing being like well, what do
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: you think of biological females or some shit like that.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: It's like, shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I never want to see this. I've never thought about
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: this before. And if this is what like culture is that,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like this is what we're obsessed with now.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Like Canadians, they got a lot of trans people out there,
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: they genuinely do, they do? They got a ton.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: This was the first tweet I saw when I landed
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: was like it was like it was like the first
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: tweet I saw when I landed in Canada. It was
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: on my for you page and it was like it
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: was like they think there was like there's only thirty
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: thousand people in Canada, and then everyone was like, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: that's not true.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: There's like a fucking million.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: They're boring trans up there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: There's a shit a ton of trans people in Canada. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: I don't even know why. People are just like why
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: do people think about it so much?
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: People are just bored as hell, because they want to
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: fuck trans people, but they're like afraid to admit it,
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: so they need them to be illegal.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one in three hundred Canadians are trans.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was a lot of trans people out in Canada.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: So the thing said thirty thousand, and then all the
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: comments are being like fuck, no, this is way off.
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: How many people were at your show one hundred and
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: fifty or so. I probably sold six hundred tickets, so
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: two trends at least two at least did you spot them?
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, had the escort you got a hockey stick in
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: your pants.
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: Or something that Canadians don't think is funny or two things?
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: Nine to eleven not funny to Canada, which I was
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: shocked by.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: It was like, it's hilarious. Guys could kick back. Yeah,
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: and COVID I did. I forgot that they got they
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: they the COVID wasn't much of a joke to them
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: because they were like locked in their houses. They also
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: just reopen. Yeah yeah, what.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: They like, they would like laugh, but then they'd get
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: all like they get all weird.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: It'd get all like ten yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Because there's probably like a government official crack and their
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: knuckles like yeah yeah, yeah, get back inside.
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was funny. It was good crowds though Canada
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: was awesome. There was one show that was not great.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: There was some girl in the front row, blackout trunk,
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: talking about like her dad who like shot himself. It
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: was like weird, like just yelling out and then they
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: kicked her out. Yeah, one in three hundred. Yeah, interesting,
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: she was a girl. She might have been a dude.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: You never know these days, dude, the uh yeah, kicking
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: having people get kicked out, it's not fun. You had
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: to do it, No, but they they they they made
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: it happen. It was It's like it's not like, uh,
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: it's not like something that I want to happen. It's
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: not something that like I enjoy having happened, because it's
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: like people are coming all the way to the show
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: and then they get removed.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: You don't like taking yeah, absolutely do it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Well I don't do that, But you don't like taking
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: pictures of people's faces as they leave it. You have
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: it in case there's a criminal that comes into them,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: you know, repeat offenders and keep coming to your shows disruptings.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you know what is some of the funniest types
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: of content on the Internet and these are some of
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: the same podcasts that talk about trans people are like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: it'll be just like two dudes and like just a bunch,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: or like eight girls with their titties.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: You see that de Costa tweet? No, I didn't put
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: it in, I'm sure hilarious. Is so funny. I'm sure
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: he nailed.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see like Ben Avery and Devin Costa
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: making fun of like a sketch, like making fun of
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that style of fucking content because it's so funny. They're like, Okay,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: how can we get like eight women who can't articulate
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: a sentence and have the roundest titties like on the
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: face of the earth to try and talk about some
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: of the most pressing, sensitive and most hot button issues
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: of the day.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Hey, this tweek is so funny. I hope he didn't
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: delete it. Oh, here it is. He said it was
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: like one of these, like one of those clips. I
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: know the tweet got deleted, but it was one of
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: those like, uh, like one of those exactly what you
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: were just describing, And he tweeted. My favorite podcasts are
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: the ones like this were a retarded guy who thinks
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: he's Bradley Cooper from Limitless Interviews Interviews A panel of
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: women who are deprived of.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Oxygen ever heard? Yes, dude, that's like a big trend
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: right now. I see those clips all the time.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy and they're and all the dudes are like, well,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like the one I saw was like, they'll be interview
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: like their likely fans, would you rather fuck the hottest
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: trans person in the world or an old one, or
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: like the oldest woman alive?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: And he's like the oldest woman because then I wouldn't
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: be gay. Yeah, yeah, it's just but they'll be like
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: why are you one OnlyFans?
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: And then they're like, ah, I don't know. I guess
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: to make money, like like a keyword there. I don't know,
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: what are you doing.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: With her life? Yeah?
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: And then they have and then all it'll be like
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: a million comments being like women suck, dude. The in
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: cells are stronger than ever right now. They are on Instagram.
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: A girl will just post a video like dancing, and
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: then all the comments will be like fatherless activities.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Do those dudes?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Are they even in cells anymore? I think there's like
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: girls that like give up pussy too in cells?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: No, dude, these are like in cell in cells? What
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: is it? What is the woman.
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: What is it wing when these comment women with the
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: coffee cup emoji?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: You guys see that, because I'm seeing that a lot,
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: and apparently it's like an insult. It's like an insult
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: women with a coffee cup of emoji. I don't know.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: And there's like that I send you the I send
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: you all the religious ones. Now, yeah, those are awesome,
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: but it's all like it'll be like a video of
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: like a girl doing something and then it'll just cut
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: to a dude like in the gym, and I'll be like,
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: this generation is not for me. They're like, no, dude,
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: no generation is for you, because you're a fucking freak.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: I know, you're not a normal person.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Find a way to like ostracize yourself in a generation. Yeah,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: it's not like you would have fucking fit in with
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the mad men at the fucking ad agency drinking like
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: old fashions on their lunch break or whatever, like they
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: would ostracize you too.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: It's actually really annoying because I deleted TikTok because that
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: shit pisses me off so much, like those type of videos,
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: and then now it's just my whole Instagram fee. It's
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: like any you could literally like click on a photo
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: on Instagram and then all of.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: A sudden, you're just you. Next thing, you know, it's
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: three hours later and you're.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: Still swiping watching just like the worst videos of all time.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: And actually, dude, these this generation is for you because
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: there's more people like you in this generation than any
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: other generation.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Like school shooter culture. It's like.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: That, like people play into and like desire or it's
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: like a cultural thing that happens.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: It is crazy, like they think that they're like when
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: they're posting stuff like that, that they're like above everyone else,
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: like Noded, you're the weird one.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: You're a freak of nature. Yeah, and everyone's actually scared
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: of you. Yes, shit is not is not wavy.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: Or my or my Instagram reels would just be like
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: some dude like imitating him, like about.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: To fuck a girl or some shit. That's what it
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: always is, just tits. I can't even comprehend seeing in
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: person like this is a lot of I've never seen
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: them in the wild. Are you talking about like size
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: or just shape or movement?
• 51:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, size and shape for the proportion to the body,
• 51:33
  Speaker 11: and it's.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Just they're doing new things with it these days. I
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: don't find it sensual at all.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: It's more of a biological It's like there's a museum
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: in Philly called the Mutter Museum, and it's like, uh, oddities,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: like biological oddities over time, like fucking dudes with like
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: extra long spines and like fucking an extra layer of teeth.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Or some shit.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like that class of peculiarities on some
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Barnum and Bailey.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Exactly what mine is? All these like it's like all these.
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: Like cringe cringe pages like this this is what's coming up,
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: except this is not. This is a real dude posted
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: this cringe corp.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: You ever watched that cringe cort Crazy to have a
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: baggy wife beater?
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: That's like my entire like Instagram reels, and I just
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: can't escape.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: It because you're giving them. I mean, it's got to
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: be the same as all of us were just giving
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: it the whole.
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: Watch because you watch it and you're like, I fucking
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: hate this, But then you like look at the comments
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: and then it's repeating, and then you're in the algorithm
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: it's fun, and then.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, how long have I been on Mean Girls again?
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: The Mean Girls stuff doesn't really infuriate me as much
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: as it infuriates people.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't infuriate me either.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: I just go like this, oh gone forever, never see
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: it again.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, goodbye. Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I also get a ton of people fucking auditing police departments,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: like going in like film in like cops basically being like,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm a public property. I have a fourth
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: in them and right that protects me to have articulable
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: suspicion of.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: A crime like damn.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: And there's there's got to be three hundred million of
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: these videos on the internet because that's all I fucking get.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I love it, dude. I love knowing my rights. There's
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: just something about knowing your rights. It has me jones
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: into getting the fucking altercation with the police officer when
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm at dinner. In a couple of nights, I might
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: have to fact I know my rights, just like film
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: outside someone's business, like actually this is an easement which
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: is public property.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that shit's crazy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Do you see that video of the dude they got
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: the football player who gets pulled over They just went
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: viral the other day, Like the football player gets pulled
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: over and he's like completely sober, and the guy's making them.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Do all the oh yeah duy test yeah, and I
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: blows a zero and they're like, you're high.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm a football player. I don't I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: get tested five times?
• 53:59
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Uh how hot? Here high?
• 54:01
  Speaker 8: And now he's suing the fucking police station police.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. That is some bullshit, man. I know
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: my fucking rights. I don't know my rights at all.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I think like more than half of the people who
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: do those videos don't.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Know their rights. They have no light.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I don't have to talk to you like, actually you
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: do arrest Yeah, yeah, just get shot five times?
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: I know my rights. I know my rights. Getting paised
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: in the Kingdom. Come.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I'd ever be able to say
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: that unless there was too an Air Canada flight attendant,
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: so they're dragging me off the plane, I'd say, I
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: know my fucking rights, Get me out of this shitty country.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: You don't have rights in Canada.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they throw you in a fucking house, arrest, tell
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: you COVID's back.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: They didn't like that, or actually they did like that.
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: I kept on saying that. I uh, I was excited
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: to go back to the United States and have rights again,
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: because they don't have rights out there.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: They laugh.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Bags of milk though, bags of milk, the ass bags
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: of milk.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Did you see any of them up closing in person? Yeah, bro,
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: I bought one, not a bag. I brought a milk bag.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You're just like suckling at it, like slapped, like wine
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: bag of franzia.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Also, everything closes in Toronto early.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well not really, it's like two, but like then,
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: it's like everything is closed. It's not like New York
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: where you could go to like a seven to eleven
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: and get like beer or something.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: It's everything is closed. There's got to be some after
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: hour spots.
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: No drake House, Oh yeah, well yeah obviously, but when
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: you're coming from Drake's House, it's hard to go back.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no afters. You can't stop at a diner.
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: Mook tried to fucking rob the hotel twice, two times,
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: not once, but twice of goods or services. We went
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: into the hotel the first night and we wanted to
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: get snacks and we were like we were saying at
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: a huge hotel. It was like a Hilton, but it
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: was like in the center. It was like downtown Toronto.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: And it was like big. It was like thirty floors
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: have to have like all hotels have like.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: Twenty four hours, like snack rooms and some of them
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: sometimes you can even buy beer at them. And we're like,
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: do you guys have like a snack thing and he
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: was like no, it's closed. He's like, you go to
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: a seven eleven. And Mooch was like, we can't even
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: get like a bag of chips or something. And the
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: guy was like no, no, sorry, and then Moke was like,
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: we're coming back for the chips. He just kept on
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: being like, we're gonna get the chips. And then the
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: next night we went in and we went to a
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Uh we were trying to get beer this time.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: It was late though, and uh we like went up
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: to the restaurant and we found a way in, but
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: all the refrigerators were closed. He broke into a restaurant,
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: mooked it. I waited outside, kept watch. I kept watch,
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: and I was gonna be like, I have no idea
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: what they're doing.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I was telling him to get out. Yeah, I was
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: telling him. I was going to stop him.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: We were really looking for beer though, some molsten, some
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: of La bat Blue.
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was we were we were really looking for
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: some beer because we were like sober. We really didn't
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: like get drunk at all the whole weekend. No, we
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: just kept on fun ourselves in situations where we weren't drinking.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: They also at their bars up there. I had never
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: seen it before. I guess I've seen it in some
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: places since then. They have like little apparatuses on the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: top of shots, like on the top of hard liquor,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: where like you pour out like exactly a shot or
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: a little bit less so they don't over serve anybody.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: There's the booze up there. Yeah, they don't want you
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: get into fucked up up there.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know. I think people usould get tank.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Do you go to Tim Horton's now you did coffee?
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Good donut?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Dunkin Donuts basically, like a little bit
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: better donut than Dunkin Donuts. Yeah, not that crazy, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: people go nuts over at that and poutine.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: But people go nuts over Dunkin Donuts too. It's just
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: like a where you live. It's a regional thing.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: In Boston they do yeah, nowhere else, and.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: Then you go somewhere else they like there's no dunk
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: in here, no donkeys. Don't you just go to any
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: other coffee shop where they had the exact same coffee.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: And regular ass donuts.
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the donuts and Dunkt donuts are pretty good Boston cream.
• 58:04
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• 58:29
  Speaker 5: I don't really think about them like that. I do.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: When was the last time you had a donut?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Would you prefer a Dunkin donut, like a light, fluffy donut,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: or like a fucking artisanal donut with like a fucking
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: high biscus flavor.
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: That's like fucking The donuts that Ian Finance brought us
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: were the best doughnuts I've ever had in my entire life.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: That was fire That was insane. But I would prefer
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: a lighter donut.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: I'm not a big like the donuts that like big
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: cat posts, so certainly looked that good to me because
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: it's like, I mean, what is that like eight thousand
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: calories for one of them.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: And getting a whole box of that, it's like you
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: take it one bite, it's a whole meal.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: The uh there's a place called Five Daughters in Nashville.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: That's the best donuts I've ever had in my life.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm going to Nashville in like two weeks. That's
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: a segway. Brother.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: I think I'm gonna do uh busting with the boys.
• 59:15
  Speaker 8: No way, Yeah, I think I'm gonna go on the
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: bus kind of just chop it up with those demons.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Damn. What what the hell are going to talk about?
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but that'll be fun. Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: I'm doing Zannies in Nashville. Just got added, like out
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: of nowhere doing that April fourteenth and fifteenth, and the
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: fourteenth show was already almost sold out.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: What leave it or not? Yeah? I just got the update. Damn.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm trying to travel on thefore we want to cometeenth.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: I was going to go to uh I.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: Only I only have two shows and they're both. It's
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: like both nine to fifteen in Nashville. Yeah, one on
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: the fourteenth, one on the fifteenth, did she come all
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: my boys are coming?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I would tear up Nashville. Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I was going to go to uh, New Orleans that
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: weekend to go try and see Tyler Childers.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Do you funk with Childers?
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: Of course it's the start of his tour.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: It's his first date of his tour, and I'm been
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: judging to go back to New Orleans.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: But didn't you get off his dick flying across the
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: country to see his first tour?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Got to go. I gotta be at the first show.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I've never I've never traveled to way. I've never traveled
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: for a like concert before, and it seems like a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: good reason to travel. It seems like a worthwhile thing.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Like you go to a city for a weekend and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: it's like the main event is you're seeing this show.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: I've never done the fun, but I'm like trying out.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I want to try that out as a style of travel,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: like going for something as opposed to just being like, Okay,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I'm here for like a couple of days and like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: have zero things playing. Yeah, but it maybe instead I'll
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: go and you know, see your fucking bitch asso comedy.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you don't even have to go to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: the shows, but I would come to the shows.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: But I'm supportive. I feel like you've been to too
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: many shows of yours.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah you need new jokes talking about what? Yeah the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: same shit?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but uh, I'm pumped for Nashville. Nashvill's Apparently that
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: Zanni's road was like, really fucking fun.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Where did we go when we went to Nashville.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: We went to like a bar. It wasn't even like
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: a comedy club. Oh really, or I guess it was.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: It was a comedy club when we saw Adam Friedlin
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: and micro Scene that's.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Who it was. Yeah, I forgot it was micro Scene
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: as well. Yeah. Interesting, you were under age all the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: way back then.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, idea I haven't been. Yeah, I haven't
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: been to Nashville. Yeah, I haven't been to Nashville since
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: I turned twenty one.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd like.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Tell my friends, but I was like smuggling you in.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we can go to all these events.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Mortifying. It's a mortifying day from.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got kicked out because he's too young, and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: my wife got kicked out too, because she was like
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: smuggling you be.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll stay though. That was devastating.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang out that that those guys sucked, dude. Yeah,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: they were just loser ass bouncers, like sneaking up from
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: behind you.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Breaking up from the like like like like actually like
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: they had like tactical formations that they were running. No
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: the one drugs. They switched hats at one point, so
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: we thought it was one dude. Yeah, there's like a
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: pink sweater dude.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: And then I was like, all right, let me get
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: my beer back and then I go grab it. And
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: also they just feel a shoulder hand on my shoulder.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got thrown in the back of a paddy wagon.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: It was just trump back there.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: And then we got to go that you too. We didn't.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: We had ended up having a fun night that we
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: went to that karaoke bar.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I know, because we found the shithole dive. And that's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: just to tried and true. We don't have fun in
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: any city shithole dive or there's some saying.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm pumped, natural's gonna be fun. I got a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: busy couple of weeks coming up. I got Nashville, Austin,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: and San Francisco back to back.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Austin is gonna be hard, bro.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, maybe you shouldn't come to Nashville. So
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: we're gonna be going Austin the next week. Yeah, maybe
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: I should sit home and right. No, no, but I'll
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: write some stuff. I'm gonna write some stuff.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing we're doing a podcast.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: I don't even know, like if the tickets are on
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: sale yet, but it's uh, what should I write? Don't
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: write anything.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: I gotta write something, Bro, What off the cuff? Maybe
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: could play the hits or something?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just play an episode of Boy.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: What's some like hits that we've had, just our best
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: social clips, like the social clips that we've gotten.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Lampoon the hardest for by the main account.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's see when this thing is. I want to
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: say it's that Friday, right, it's the twenty first. Yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: it's the twenty first we're doing in Austin. Yeah, twenty
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: first of April. Bro, you're so you're so against it,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: but you agreed to it.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just nervous, Bro, It's just hard to perform in
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: front of that many people.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: It's not even that big of a room. How big?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: Probably like three hundred. That's scary, man, there's a lot
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: of people. Today's actually a pretty big room. Yeah, no,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: I've a way more people than that.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: The stands like one twenty you did that with though, Yeah, nothing.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Like leaning on some great comics, man, Yeah, it's great comics.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: I mean it should be fun. It should be a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: good time. And it's also like moon Towers a blast,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: like we're gonna have fun. I'm trying to go see
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: some others and you're gonna get the artists passed.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Then we can go anywhere. The whole city is going
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: to be moon Tower and then we.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: Can go and we can get tacos tacos, you can
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: go stay at Mike's place.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't he is it boho chic? It's probably all
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: grabbed up. I know Mike's Yeah, it was. It was
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: a quick one to go. It was.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: It's it's like how it's tagged oh really on Zillow
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: whatever boo she.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Is that even me?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it sounds good though. It sounds
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: like a place like this place is boho chic?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: Is Mike in Chicago will be tomorrow? You guys all
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: going to Chicago tomorrow. Yeah for the pod. Damn you
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: want to go day and in and out or staying over.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: We're recording tomorrow and then the next day we're going
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: to the Bulls game.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Damn Bulls Sixers vacation. I don't think so. Bro, that's
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: fucking work. Yeah. Yeah, I'm probably gonna's hard work. I'm
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: gonna have to suit up with him.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: I gotta go record for forty five minutes, then go
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: to the Bulls game the next day.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: Bro, he can't record all game day. I know it's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: obviously not. It's hard. Yeah, I'm not fucking stupid, dude.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: I mean the way he talks about you, you might be.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: I know he was really coming at me. Why are
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: you just try and squash it being so mean to me? Man?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Because you said you won't play with him. I won't
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: play with anybody except for my fucking crew.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious that you guys are just both adults just
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: being like, I won't play with you, why won't he
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: play with me?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Talking to each other through roan.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's passive, aggressive adults talking about play with
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I almost commented on his tweet yesterday and then I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: was like, Nah, you're you gonna play. They claps back
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: at me like I was gonna say something nice, like what,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You're both legends who spent a season in Chicago. Yeah
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: so bomb. Yeah, you guys are on the guys, three
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: of you and Lori Lightfoot is my rush.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: A couple of shy town boys. I know. Man, I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: can't wait for everyone to move out there. They're gonna
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: fucking love it out there. Dude, I'm happy for them.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: It's like when you guys came out with your sketch show, Like, man,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just fucking happy for these guys.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: You have some big cut food rock Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: You gotta try Chipotle, Yeah, dude, the Chipotle there is different,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: so good. The caso is so good. They gotta crew.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: The rice they use there is crazy, really good wings
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: in Chicago. Let me give you my top ten deep
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: dish places. Good place to get a Chicago dog.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: But if I went back and I just stayed in
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: the dorms, I still have my keys from my dorm.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You think you can still swipe in Yeah? No, no,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: they definitely change.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I forgot. You have to swipe in. Forgot
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: that it's like hard to get into a dorm.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Your pervert ass, My pervert ass. You go back, what
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: do you have? Three years eligibility? You go back as
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: a sophomore? Correct, so you can drink in the dorms
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: even though everybody else couldn't.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: Like you could probably bring in your own. Now it's
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: a dry there. I think most dorms are dry.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some bullshit. Yeah, all right, let's end the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: episode right now.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: I'm just dudes just texting us about the uh you
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: saying that when they show our apartment, he's gonna buy
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: more mouse traps and just throw them everywhere.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: So no one buys it out the under you.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: You should make it seem like there's no mice in
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: there so someone can move in right away.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Now I'm not going out that easy.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: I actually think we should. I think we should get
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: like thousands of mice traps. We should just have like
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: there's like one thin walkway of not mice traps that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: only leads to our rooms and then everything else is nice.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: You just have the tiptoe along it. Yeah, and like
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: you guys gonna want to keep your shoes on, Yeah,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: keep your shoes on. Yeah, yeah, we actually we brought some.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: We bought some. We bought some tims for you guys
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: throw these on.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: It's like that people slip on slip into these constructions,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: but they're red wings.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: They're really sturdy.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Or you need to have like the rat that they
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: have outside of uh, non union construction jobs.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: Just in a rat trapping in your bed. Yeah, tongue
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: sticking out. Oh damn. Hopefully you'll move out soon.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: But hopefully the mice come with you though, because it's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: been a funny saga.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: They will. They're gonna be everywhere. They're a part of you.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, under your hat all the times.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: That's how his stand up comedy career is doing so good.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Ratitude he's controlling it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just is looking through the eyes of the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: timber of his logo. It's like a portrait and a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: haunted mansion.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 8: The funniest part about Rattitu is how the how like
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: the coworkers are suspicious. They're like, is there a rat
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: under his hat controlling his everyday moves?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: I knew it. Yeah, They're like they're like trying to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: quickly grab his hat so they could get the rat.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I guess there's not a rat. I knew it. I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: knew there was a rat controlling your everyday moves. All right,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: should we end it? Yeah? All right.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: Thank you guys for listening. Make sure you subscribe to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: the podcast on YouTube and every other platform, and we'll
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: see you guys next week.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Thank you,