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Show #235 Goonies Say Die in Paris · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why. Is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to b F y tw episode number
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  Speaker 2: two thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Five, two thirty five feeling a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Augie's back in the house. Fucking hell to thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, yes, you came.
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  Speaker 3: Happened to thirty four?
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  Speaker 2: You weren't here. You missed our fifth anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: Say I know I miss that's the best I missed
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  Speaker 4: the anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you were. You were like a good three and
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  Speaker 2: a half years of the past five years, and you weren't.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't at so we just didn't talk about you.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's not here at the beginning. Yeah, he's not here,
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  Speaker 1: so fuck him.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? That's what we did to Steve and Stephen
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  Speaker 2: wasn't what you guys did to me when I was.
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  Speaker 1: It was thought only to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: You know, is fair. So we just got a regular
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  Speaker 2: show for you. We're gonna play some games and these
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  Speaker 2: two fools are going to do their best to win.
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  Speaker 2: See if they can get the most points by the end.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see how that goes. Uh, let's meet these two fools.
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  Speaker 2: He's a gamer and a storyteller, and he's my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 2: It's oggie, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I see, yeah it is.
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  Speaker 3: I missed the addiversary, so the makeup for it. You
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  Speaker 3: make me your youngest friend again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I forgot. Yeah, you're not my youngest friend anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I wish I was young again. You're just a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Just now, I'm just an aging friend, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, technically, no, no, you're not my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 3: No, not even by a mile anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I got way younger.
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  Speaker 1: Friend's got like Aaron went younger, just like I'm replacing
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  Speaker 1: all my old friends with these new ones, newer, better models,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ones that can actually go out with.
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  Speaker 3: People, people who are actually functional.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's societal functional.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, it's something personal.
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  Speaker 1: Fair. No, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I totally get And I'm not ditching you, by the wayside,
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  Speaker 2: I'm very clearly keeping you around, so you just don't
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  Speaker 2: occupy the youngest slat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a redundancy.
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  Speaker 2: More redundancy. I have so many friend redundancy, man.
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  Speaker 1: You never know, like I had the same I had
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  Speaker 1: so many exactly like I used to say, so much
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  Speaker 1: stupid stuff. I mean I still do now, but I
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  Speaker 1: know which ones can tolerate me.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've already lost all the other ones Rainy day friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those friends you need just in case. Dear God,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even have a question. We're just gonna move on.
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  Speaker 2: This is the best ever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait a minute, I should miss the
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  Speaker 3: anniversary more often. I'm not gonna be back for next
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  Speaker 3: year's anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna ask, what is your favorite thing about
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  Speaker 2: the past five years of b F.
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  Speaker 3: That was still fucking around and it's like still great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, no once so I.
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  Speaker 3: Ever feel like how we did this ship before?
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  Speaker 4: Every time it just feels like another enjoy every single yeah,
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  Speaker 4: every fucking way.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So I will hang out with my family
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  Speaker 3: this long, but.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask Stevie come with something a little bit
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  Speaker 2: more specific. So, uh, he is a veteran and a podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: and as it turns out, a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie
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  Speaker 2: one week as home.
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  Speaker 5: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. It's shaped like a.
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  Speaker 1: Cue at this it is not shaped.
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  Speaker 3: Like a hook.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you clean it, isn't it with a hook?
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  Speaker 2: Poops benches? So what the fuck we've been down this
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  Speaker 2: road again. What's your favorite thing in the past five years.
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  Speaker 1: Of Okay, that's the hardest thing. You can't say your
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  Speaker 1: favorite because obviously there's always going to be so many
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  Speaker 1: you can't really figure out when.
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  Speaker 2: You picked one thing that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck out of everything, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want a less generic answer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna get a specific one. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you two, but I'm gonna talk you
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  Speaker 1: my first one and then the back because I have
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  Speaker 1: I can't have to mention both.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's so difficult because they're like neck and neck,
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  Speaker 1: go for it and generic is my brand? I mean, yeah, well, uh,
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  Speaker 1: the first and I'm pretty sure this one tops it
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  Speaker 1: is how we've all become closer. I seriously think like
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  Speaker 1: from day one, starting the podcast with Hojra at his apartment,
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  Speaker 1: all the way up to fucking now giggling like we
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  Speaker 1: were just doing. And we've experienced so much in those
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  Speaker 1: five years. Like we've known each other obviously for decades,
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  Speaker 1: but in those five years we've gotten really close. We've
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  Speaker 1: done a lot of stuff, We've traveled together more than
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  Speaker 1: we ever have before.
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  Speaker 2: We're not friends, we're family.
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  Speaker 1: Like seriously, and.
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  Speaker 5: The bond just kept anyway, the ship's not endless.
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  Speaker 1: They got kicked me out because I was podcasting in
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  Speaker 1: there too. But I want to say probably our bond,
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  Speaker 1: like the four of us included getting stronger. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: probably my biggest thing is we've grown so much, Like
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  Speaker 1: we're traveling against it away. It's gonna be so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: I got surprises. And then the second is right on
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  Speaker 1: that line, it's like, right there is all the people
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  Speaker 1: we've met on like throughout that five years, we've met
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  Speaker 1: so many people that I never in my mind with
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  Speaker 1: the thought like, yeah, our podcast is gonna go and
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  Speaker 1: meet physically, go meet these people, or go here and
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  Speaker 1: go do this, go to Jersey, go to Vegas, do
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  Speaker 1: a live show it like in this town, go over here.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's crazy that a podcast starting out on somebody's
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  Speaker 1: fucking dining room table with a single microphone went to
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  Speaker 1: this and everything we've done. So I want to say
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  Speaker 1: all the people, man, because like our bonds have grown,
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  Speaker 1: so have those ones. I feel that everybody who like
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  Speaker 1: met with us there like it just added that extra
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  Speaker 1: notch of friendship and ship, you know, okay for a bit,
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  Speaker 1: Sorry and I'm high. I'm sorry, it was all love.
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  Speaker 2: But was that was that was the first one? You
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  Speaker 2: still the second no.
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  Speaker 1: No, no no, both of them like our bond, growing
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  Speaker 1: as like friends and family, got like ours is the
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  Speaker 1: body like the four of us. And then the second
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  Speaker 1: is all the people we've met.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, so that both of you have just come
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  Speaker 2: at me with the sappy ship. It's true.
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  Speaker 1: Smoked for the first time today, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Finally I'm your host. Pants's Aaron hit it.
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  Speaker 1: U Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Pants? Aaron had My favorite thing in the past five years,
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  Speaker 2: uh is all the crazy game shows we've gotten to play, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: whether whether for charity or for fun n F y
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  Speaker 2: t W jerk Fest, which there will be more jerk best.
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  Speaker 2: I promise a pole position, which is also coming back
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  Speaker 2: at some point. I promise you know that there's millions
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  Speaker 2: of them. The Choker's Wild, which also has to come
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  Speaker 2: back because that's so much fun. The chase is going
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  Speaker 2: to be hard to do again, especially because last time
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  Speaker 2: poor Andy got blown the funk out.
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  Speaker 1: Meaning what we to do is I get a choir
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  Speaker 1: or ask Crunchy to host and you be the I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't mind because that way, I mean you are you
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  Speaker 1: do trivia that's what I'm saying. I think that might
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  Speaker 1: actually be pretty cool. And you do know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of broad Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing though, is like, is like when we
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  Speaker 2: do our like trivia games at game night, like Andy,
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  Speaker 2: Andy beats me a good fifty percent of the time,
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  Speaker 2: so I think he and I are on the same level.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we do duel chasers.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe cool because we can do like you chase this
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  Speaker 1: one and this and then the next round they swap
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  Speaker 1: or something another.
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  Speaker 2: We have to we have to alternate questions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, they'd be kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: Another by t W does task Masters?
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  Speaker 2: Task Master is fucking coming back happy. That is too
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  Speaker 2: much fun not to be right.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be done.
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  Speaker 2: And if we if I could have gotten my ducks
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  Speaker 2: in a row to do it for episode two hundred,
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  Speaker 2: it absolutely would have been because it would have been
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  Speaker 2: a thing we do every hundred episode. God, it would
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  Speaker 2: have been amazing. But as it is, like I think
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  Speaker 2: for episode three hundred, to do three episodes up, that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be have an actual series and then the series
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  Speaker 2: winner gets an actual trophy. That's gonna be fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already working on it. I'm already working on it.
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  Speaker 2: I've got games written down, I've got you know, I've
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  Speaker 2: got ideas for tasks and things to do. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be. Fuck, it's gonna be so I cannot wait.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, all the fun extras, Like I love doing
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  Speaker 2: the regular shows and all that, but I'm always a
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  Speaker 2: little bit more excited to do like the charity game
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  Speaker 2: shows or the different.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit more special.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's honest. It is like then when you're wrong. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I love what we do because it's kind of intimate.
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  Speaker 1: It's just us. I mean, there's an audience later, but
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  Speaker 1: like those games are, like you get hyped up about
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  Speaker 1: doing them like everybody does, even though there's like a
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  Speaker 1: little stress, like oh, let freaking obs actually record the
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  Speaker 1: screen and ship, but like it's.
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  Speaker 2: Even episode we lost the Ultrope Girls, the original one.
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  Speaker 2: That game was so exciting. I still have the memory
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  Speaker 2: of feeling like knowing that she had it right, but
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  Speaker 2: like knowing that like, like this is so intense. It
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  Speaker 2: came down to the wire right, like it was so
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  Speaker 2: and I had to keep it in and I'm just
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  Speaker 2: like and then the rumor erupts when the wind sound
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  Speaker 2: goes off like it was so good. Oh fuck, I
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  Speaker 2: love so good anyway. Sorry, So just reminiscing a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more about our five years of excellent shows, and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna do five years more for sure, guaranteed.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I have you contractually saying in the recording fifteen, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: oh all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, fair enough. That's okay. Here's to the next five,
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  Speaker 2: and then the five after that, and then the five
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  Speaker 2: after that.
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  Speaker 1: Five pass three yep, all right, So we do it
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  Speaker 1: for this episode.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty years of b A fly.
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  Speaker 2: Out there. Yeah, twenty that is the hope. That is
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  Speaker 2: the hope. I will be the drifty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I Bloggy's fifty. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: know how old i'll be.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be fifty nine. You'll be fifty eight, fifty seven,
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  Speaker 2: twenty years than me, but only by.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be sixty three. What the fuck forty three?
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  Speaker 2: I'm forty four.
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  Speaker 1: We said twenty years fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: From now, you've already done pibes TV.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, motherfucker added twenty.
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  Speaker 1: I hope my brain lasts long enough over their and
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  Speaker 1: hit the record buttons and that's it. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: need to do.
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  Speaker 2: I did not expect that. Oh man, let's get to
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  Speaker 2: our games.
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  Speaker 1: Play amazing.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting back to whatever normal is, and that's the
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  Speaker 2: name of the show. Our first game is going to
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  Speaker 2: be like Share, Block and old b FY tw favorite.
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  Speaker 2: We've been around since nearly the beginning. I've got three
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  Speaker 2: new stories here. All our contestants have to do is
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  Speaker 2: tell me whether they're I would like them, share them
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  Speaker 2: or block them on social media. There is only one
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  Speaker 2: correct combination, whichever players closest. If they neither of them
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  Speaker 2: get it, we'll win and earn one episode point. In
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  Speaker 2: our first story, Earth is getting a second, smaller moon
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  Speaker 2: for a little while. Oh yeah, I heard about the baby,
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  Speaker 2: not the Moon's baby.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they an asteroid.
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  Speaker 3: That's how that works.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if the Sun has a baby, we're fucked, I think.
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  Speaker 3: But it's called the fucked.
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  Speaker 2: An asteroid Dove twenty twenty four pt five will enter
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  Speaker 2: Earth's gravitational pull next week. According to Astronomer's calculations, it's
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  Speaker 2: I'll carry on. It will spend a couple of months
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  Speaker 2: making a slow circle around the planet before it breaks
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  Speaker 2: free and heads back where it came from. Unfortunately, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean we get to admire a double moon in
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  Speaker 2: the sky. It's so cool. It's gonna be It's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be unfortunately virtually impossible to see without a professional tell scope,
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  Speaker 2: but a for for at least a few weeks, we
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  Speaker 2: got we got a little less.
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  Speaker 1: We got a lech smaller mo.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome at less lonely.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it won't change anything of like our gravitational tight
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  Speaker 1: or anything.
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  Speaker 2: This asteroid is thirty two feet in diameter. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: relatively tiny.
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  Speaker 4: It's not as it's also its core might not be
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  Speaker 4: made out of the same stuff that our moon is.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a giant magnet and it races everything.
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  Speaker 2: Over Earth, astronomers theorize that it's basically ice and rock.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not gonna it's not gonna affect anything gravitational.
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  Speaker 1: Is it ever a spaceship araliens? This is bullshit, stupid scientist.
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  Speaker 3: That would have It's so cool.
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  Speaker 4: If we actually gain like a much smaller but still
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  Speaker 4: visible moon, or if it reflected, it would still.
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  Speaker 2: Be really cool. It would like put.
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  Speaker 4: Something that large like again, it would also be based
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  Speaker 4: on what's in the core.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like it may not affect anything at all.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck man, one, I want to I want to.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, if you want, I'll give you one
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  Speaker 2: only pants only pants, pants.
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  Speaker 1: Only pants, copyright pending.
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  Speaker 2: Pants.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta check some stuff later.
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  Speaker 2: It's just people moving each other.
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  Speaker 1: I know what the new server is gonna have on.
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  Speaker 3: You know there's gonna be one person going on there.
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  Speaker 3: I thought there were gonna be pants.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there will be. It's just on the floor for sale.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like shapes of naked butts. So it just
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  Speaker 1: looks like is that public in decency?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's art. Motherfuckers. They can't say ship First of Men writes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that's covered by.
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  Speaker 4: I mean people walk around with nude people on their shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, so on your pants?
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  Speaker 1: How different would it be if it's not your.
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  Speaker 2: If it's just a.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. No, it's a print. But instead
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  Speaker 1: of making it too realistic, it's a cat butthole instead
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  Speaker 1: of a human. Okay, do you want a human buttholder
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  Speaker 1: fighters a human bullholder?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what it was originally there, and you were
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  Speaker 1: fighting with the second anatomically correct.
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  Speaker 3: How about a wombat?
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  Speaker 2: Just make cheeks and nothing else. You don't need anything else.
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  Speaker 1: Some people want butthole.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you can have alternates, like you can have
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  Speaker 2: you can sell ones with butthole and you can tell
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  Speaker 2: ones without butthole. You know, yeah, okay, if you're going
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  Speaker 2: to a party where you know people won't mind, wear
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  Speaker 2: the one with a butthole. If you're going out in public,
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  Speaker 2: were the woman without, don't irritate moms?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yes.
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  Speaker 4: The second story of like share block is everybody gets
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  Speaker 4: a second, but everybody gets a second mood and now
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  Speaker 4: we get a second.
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  Speaker 2: The second story of like share block is UK duo
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  Speaker 2: gets positive response to tandem biking around the country naked.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I betually they'd post for those fucking bubble spots.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so uh. A pair of British friends decided to
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  Speaker 2: hop on a tandem bicycle to travel through southwest England,
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  Speaker 2: and the big deal is that they didn't wear any clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: They've done this before, and the first time it was
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  Speaker 2: for charity, okay, but this time they apparently decided to
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  Speaker 2: just do it for fun. I mean cool. The uh right,
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  Speaker 2: one of them had a bicycle helmet on and but
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  Speaker 2: that was it.
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  Speaker 1: The other one didn't know that's dangerous.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean maybe, but I mean everybody gets their
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  Speaker 7: own preference, but.
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  Speaker 2: The response was overwhelmingly positive. When they stopped in Bristol,
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  Speaker 2: they went to grab a few drinks in bars and
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  Speaker 2: nobody really cared about them being naked. That's awesome. When
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  Speaker 2: they went to Glastonbury, people were apparently overwhelmingly positive, including
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  Speaker 2: one lady who even thanked them.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking yes, this is the world I want.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you have to stand. You have to understand you're
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  Speaker 3: an American citizen, which means you're naturally apprude.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's fucked up, because I'm not like, we'd probably
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  Speaker 4: see a lot more newdis out there if like if
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  Speaker 4: if societal wise, we're more you know, England, UK.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and you would be forgiven for thinking that this
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  Speaker 2: was some kind of sex thing. But actually they're just friends,
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  Speaker 2: and in fact one of them has a steady relationship
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  Speaker 2: with another woman. So it's just they're like, we just
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  Speaker 2: enjoy being naked, So we're just going to feel.
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  Speaker 1: Naked with the wind on your whole body.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, but but there's a point where like, if it
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: gets windy and rainy and cold, funk that I'm putting
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: clothes on. But I think I think, I think they
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: had the same opinion, because I think it says later
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: on in the article that they did actually put clothes
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: on when it became windy, and.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I imagined fair, I assume they avoided all that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, England can get cold, motherfucker. Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Oh god, the cobblestone just getting tapped, the whole web.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Oh god, No, I'm not gonna ride that bitch naked.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking insane? Woman? Oh man, dude, Oh god,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to think about writing anything in
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: England faking cobble stony roads.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Well, in any event, you can stop thinking about it,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: because we're gonna move on to story number three. Sweet.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Story number three is snake exception. Four foot snake vomits
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: up two smaller snakes, So this probably won't come as
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: much of a surprise to Augie. During a survey last year,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: the Georgia Department of Natural Resources found a beautiful, shiny,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: black eastern Indigo snake, but after examining the sink, they
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: found the sink wasn't alone. Nearby, they discovered two other
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: seemingly lifeless serpents. Judging by all the various digestive juices
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: the other snakes were covered in, it was obvious what
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: had happened. The indigo had devoured the smaller snakes, but
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: ended up overeating and throwing them up. But the weirdest
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: part is that after observing these two snakes for a while,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: one of them, a rattlesnake, popped back to life and
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: slithered off in a hurry. He was like, fuck, he
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: just got swallowed home.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You know, not usually that lucky.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: It's just stunned as fuck. He was like, oh, oh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I gotta go.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, snakes eating other snakes, it's notorious, uh that they
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: do that, oftentimes to the point of even killing themselves
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: trying to eat the snakes, so.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Like like choking to death.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, literally trying to step It's not not anything new.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I feel sorry for the one inside. It's like slowly dissolving,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Like would you hurry up and just fu?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah what I mean, at least the larger snake was
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: smart enough to throw up instead of keep trying. Right.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't even like think about this bothering me.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, it's it's the thing that happened, and
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: they post they posted about it on their Facebook page, so.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, enjoy that and let's get to our game. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: don't remember which of you two. Well, Augie missed out,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: so he's won. Then make him automatically the loser. Uh so, Stevie,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you get to Jews first. How do you want to
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: like share block these bad.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Boys in that order?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Like share block Earth is getting a second smaller moon,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: like share the UK, do a biking naked yea, and
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: block the snake exceptions. Yeah?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Gross, okay, fair enough, I love snakes.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Man, Oggie. You can keep one of those, but you
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: have to change the other two, or you can go
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: entirely your own.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Way, he said, Like share block in that or share
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: like block, Share like block.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, share share the Earth getting a second smaller moon
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: for a bit, because that's kind of cool. Scientifically it
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: is really cool, like the positive response to people just
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: you know, n just.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Doing their thing. Yes, snake exception, snake exception.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Block that ship because I'm pretty sure I'm the only
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: one here that I like snakes.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: No, listen, that's fair, it's absolutely fair.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wouldn't let me get one? I was like,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: oh why not?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I want?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I want snakes. Adorable.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: You almost got a snake.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I wanted to.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I couldn't.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I love them, though my mom wouldn't let me have
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: them either. His mom would let me have my.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: My ex girlfriend has a snake that she had when
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: we were in college, and it is still live today.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: They will last forever.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it wants to eat me, and I
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: don't want to go anywhere near it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I work with things that want to eat me, so
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: that would bother me, all right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: So I am happy to record that one of you
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: got it exactly right, and that person is Augie. Yeah, sorry,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I shared the earth is getting a second I would
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: do because of the two. That's just a cooler story.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Like it's it's neat that they rode across the country naked,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: but at the same time, I'm like, it's not really
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: my thing. So I liked it, you know.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I like being naked.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I I liked you. I like pants free. But I
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: don't even sleep naked like I always. I always have
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: a shirt and boxes on always, right.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they made us do that. In
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the military and basic they're like you have to wear
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: underwear and you have to wear a shirt. Oh, I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: can't wear a shirt.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I would have done better in the military than I.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Thought, mostly because they're like fire at three am.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fair, all right, So Augie takes the first
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: game and wins the first point of the game. It
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: is one to zero in the lead. We're gonna find
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: out if STEVIEE can come back. Our next game is
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: we're two points and it's coming up right after this.
• 24:25
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• 24:31
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• 24:34
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• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Hey Gang, welcome back. We got some messages from In fact,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: we got a lot of messages after our fifth anniversary episode.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: We got a few from multiple locations, and I only
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: have access to like two of them right now.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: So all right, we'll read off the ones you can.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: You can transcribe the others to like paper or something,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and then read him next.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Time exactly So one of the first ones we got
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: was actually from our Facebook post. Yes we are on
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Facebook now, guys.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And actively posting oddly enough.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, strange, right somehow keeping up on it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: It feels weird.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Strange Facebook a century ago.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's weird. Man'll be like going back to my Space.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I almost prefer that is it still available, because I'm
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: actually thinking about making a bow on there.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: You know, I think it's still around.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: It's probably called something else.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Now. Tom might even still be there.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: He might be on there, but he doesn't own.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: It'd be awesome.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: He did the smart thing. He took his money and retired,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: not fucking done.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Well he did, but he was still on the site.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still everybody's friend now. Contract you can't remove.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Me as far as things to be everybody's friend right
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: from the get gun.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I mean it really was. Okay, I'm friendly, Okay, sorry.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Our first comment from our Facebook post of our five
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: year anniversary episode two thirty four I was actually from
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: our very first fan mixing on Hell Yeah. Man, so
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: he said, thank you guys so much for the extremely
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: kind words throughout the podcast we talked about him.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, quite a bit.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: It's all true.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Man, he's a big part of our show period.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Like seriously, and and so much more than the show,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: which is awesome.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Like his friendship has been incredible. He's done a lot
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: of the did a lot of stuff for Thane and
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: it has really pushed the book. And he also he
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: also brought up some really good points about the book
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: that I've you know, endeavored to include in the second edition.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So his input pretty much, no matter on what, it's
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: always valuable, which is true, and you know this time
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: is no exception, Thank you.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Sir, true true. Uh. And then we're gonna get into
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: some of our this This is a Twitter one, same
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: episode of the five year anniversary episode.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I refuse to call it by the other name. It's
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: still Twitter. It will always be Twitter.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just say Twitter
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: because I don't care. One of our first congrats came
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: from the Infectious Groove podcasts and channels, So they said,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: happy five year anniversary, fellas, and they've been there for
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a good three years of hidden like that. We've known
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: each other and hung out and been with odd pods
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So yeah, thank you guys, so so much.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: And then our next comment comes from Scooby Doom himself. Yeah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: the nerd Blitz, which is Scooby Doom and fits.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Those guys are fucking o G podcasters, Like they started
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: up when keV started and ship way back. Yeah, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I like, like, these guys are amazing, man. And we
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: hung out here and there like always through the internet,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: never actually met face to face, which is fucked up
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: because we've known each other for so long.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of surprised. I would have thought that you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: would have gotten to meet them by this point.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: At some point. We just never crossed. Every time there
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: was something big, it was one or the other where
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: there or like us er. Yeah, but they're they're awesome, man.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: We're gonna try to get them on soon. It should
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: be cool. Nice but yeah, they say congratulations and stuff,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: and it just felt amazing, man. So it's it's cool
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: that we're getting support from all these old G freaking
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: podcasters too. All right, now we're gonna roll into some
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: of our Patreon comments. Nice starting. Oh shoot, this is
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: gonna play, isn't it ready? SETI TikTok, this is Aggie
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: getting ready to oh go to the beginning of the episode.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And all you did was go ready SETI, and we
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: just broke out the laughter for it is the dumbest
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: thing we've laughed at, and sometimes but we laughed because
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: we couldn't help it. It is oftentimes the dumbest thing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, our comment on there came from our very
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: own Kristin Farley, was just just a laughing out LOUDMJI.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Chris.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Who wants this one?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: So Episode two thirty three, episode Oh fuck me, I
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: have no idea. The last regular show where I forgot
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: what number William Manus added make legend of Zelda worse.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Every game is a Virtual Boy exclusive.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, does anybody remember Virtual Boy?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Do you know? Give me a headache?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody I heard that was like, I never I think
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I got to see one. I never actually got the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: play on one, so I don't know what it actually.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I got to play with it for about an hour
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: and then, like I said, it gave me a can
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I stop?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, did it look kind of three D?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked like the ball was traveling towards me,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you know, And they hit it with a fucking racket
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: and I was like, if this is it, then fucking
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: count me out.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: There.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Get now there there reportedly were actually better games for
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the damn thing, but you know, nobody hung on to
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the damn thing long enough to find out, except for
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: like super diehards. But yeah, there there are actually apparently
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: a couple of good games at least for that thing.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: But Mario Tennis was just like, okay, it's Mario Tennis.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I could play this sixty.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Four right, yeah, and have way more fun, way more fun.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: On the Pictreon exclusive pre show two thirty three plus breaks,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: so you got all the before mid roll stuff, William
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Menas commented massuggest that you call the kitchen the Honeycomb hideout.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the honey Comb hide out after the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: b issue. I love the hide out, ny Comb hide out.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: It sounds like something like kid cartoon, like Nickelodeon show. Well,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: you gonna make it dirty though, because it's not, of course,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of course. Oh yeah, that's gonna be awesome, all right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: And our last comment from a show two thirty four,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: the five year Retrospective, William Mannis once again commented, you
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: guys talking about making Raw versus SmackDown characters of yourselves.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: My friends and I did the same thing on SmackDown
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: two for the PS one and I still have the
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: game in memory cards.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awesome.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe back in the SmackDown days it would
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: have been much easier. When I'm talking like WW SmackDown
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: versus Raw two thousand and six, Like the detail on
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: that was impressive enough that I literally took hours to
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: make our characters look like us, and I more or
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: less succeeded. Some of them are damn near like doppelgangers, and.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Some weren't even there to like because Aaron had people
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: model for him.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I literally made them sit and I worked
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: out how to get their face to look right. It
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: was crazy. For his body is perfect, his face is
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: a little not quite right. Couldn't quite get it perfect.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Doodles is damn near person looks exactly like h little
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: bit bodies right again, but the face is a little off.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yours was pretty good.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: If I recall, Yeah, it was pretty good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Justin's was pretty good too, if her call, I think
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: mine was, Oh boy, mine was just wishfulfilment. Honestly, I wish.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you know, is pretty good.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: If I recall correctly.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, at the time, I mean, at the time,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: it was really easy too.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Just like spinly just long Jesus like hercues.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, I remember I had a desert
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: camel because I came super thin.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: This ship was awesome. Slightly taller than Stevie.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just watch them beat the ship out of each other.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: So much fun. It's genuinely a lot of fun. It
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: was more fun than playing the game.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It really was like, I just want to go. We
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: should just look, we should just load that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I still have it, just loaded up. I can, I
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: can roll it up and do it whatever.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we really should do that to put the recorder down.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: We have that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: We have, we have we have a video of the
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: one time we recorded it. It's like half an hour long.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: But it's on Patreon.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Is it on our Patriot?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It was one of the one of the first things
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: we did, threw up on Patriots.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: All right, well that's all our comments, no emails, no voicemails.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: So ladies and gentlemen get on that. But for now,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: let's get back to the game. Hey man, it's time
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: for game two. Game two is gonna be the cost
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: is correct? We'll see about that. So I got three items,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: all taken from successful and completed eBay auctions, and all
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you have to do is been on and get close
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: enough to the actual final selling price of this auction
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: to win the listing. And the first player to get
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: two out of three listings wins the game and earns
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: two points. Because there's just the two of you, we
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: are going back to final bids mode, where you repeat
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: bidding until one of you gets close enough that I
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: think it's time to call final bids, or until one
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: of you goes over. That's the other reason I might
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: call final bids, so be aware of that. Our first
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: item up for bids today is this fabulous snare drum
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Oh cool from the DW Drum Workshop. This signature Rush
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Snakes and Arrows Snare Drum features the printed signature of
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Neil Peart on the drumheads and is finished in Aztec
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: red with the snakes and arrows of Robaros logo in
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: gold leaf and metallic gray satin. And this listing can
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: be yours if the cost is correct. Now, Stevie, you
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: lost the last game, so you have the first choice.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Do you want to bid or do you want to
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: pass to Augie to bid first?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I want to pass aug Ye.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: All right, Ogi first bid, please all right, Stevie.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Nine one Stevie fifteen hundred Ogi two thousand? Does it
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: come with the drumsticks?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm gonna say no.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, what'd you say?
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Sixteen two thousand, geez stebe twenty five hundred, twenty nine
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: hundred Stevie thirty four hundred Ogi.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Uh, I have all ship.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I will say four thousand, four thousand, I will call
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: for final bids.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Hmmm mmmm, four thousand and five dollars.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Hoy, do you want to overbid his four thousand and
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: five dollars?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, four thousand and six dollars.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, the actual retail price, well, not retail, but the
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: final auction price is forty five hundred dollars, so he wins.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I thought you went over but very good, sir, good bidding,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: good bidding.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: If I were, you are to put some space between
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: you to think about it, I thought, but it would
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: have been risky because I thought, you don't know how
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: close he is.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I know, it's so difficult.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: So it was forty five hundred dollars for this beautiful
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: rush themed sneer drum.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I mean that makes sense.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I would love I would love to have that it's fantastic.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Aaron's all doing like marching band stuff and oh you
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: know me and my cost of instruments.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I had it in my head that I'm like maybe
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: a snare drum stars are like eight hundred because this is.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: San I didn't even think about, like a full drum
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: set is like what three grands? They're expensive? Yeah, I
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: know they are.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of components on top of me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: If you get if you get used, you could probably
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: do a thousand O my god.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a guitar is like I can get
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: an okay guitar for like two hundred bucks. Yeah right,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck being.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: The drummers expensive. Man. Yeah, alright, so aug's up one
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: to zero. Stevie, you really need to get this one.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I just want to say this before we go any further,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: because drummers are amazing. They are the heart of the band.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for that. Moving on to our next CEM
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: forbids this collectible. I don't know what to do with that, man, I.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Don't know why.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Next this collectible action figure, this new and sealed has
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Bro a figure of snake Eyes from g I Joe
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: from nineteen eighty five comes with his companion Wolf figure
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: and has been independently graded at an eighty five out
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: of one hundred by c AS. No idea what that
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: stands for, but I assume it's a it's an action
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: figure grading group. And this listing can be yours if
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: the cost is correct. And this time we will start
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: with Augie or no, we'll start with Stevie because for
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: the last time.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Snake guys, that's awesome. He was one of the best
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: ones to everybody wanted Snake Eye, especially want the wolf
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: companion thing. I'm gonna go like.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: A ninja dude, and he has a wolf's friendly so bad.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: He had all the swords and stuff, and you actually,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: like jo Gee, I can hold stuff. It was neat
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna go with I don't know, four
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: Uh Ogi six hundred, Stevie n Oki, fifteen hundred Stevie U.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Eighteen hundred, Okay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Twenty three hundred.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Stevie three thousand, already way higher than even I thought
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: I was gonna be here.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Anything was gonna do that much?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Well, pop it up the fourth undred.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Stevie forty eight hundred.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I will call for final bids.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Fifty two hundred.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Stevie, do you want to stay at forty eight hundred
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: or do you want to overbid Augie's fifty two hundred?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I hate that question to stay.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You're gonna stay? Yeah? Okay. The actual final auction price
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: of this new and sealed Hasbro action figure of snake
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: eyes from G I Joe is five thousand, seven hundred
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: and sixty two dollars. Augie wins and has won the
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: game and gets two points, bringing him up to three.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Good job. Yeah, heuck you.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: This is the first time I think you've been just
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: stone cold slapped.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I'm hitting hard today. I don't know what the glory.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I had good day today, so maybe that's why. Yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: and then I gloat.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: We do still have a third item up for bids,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: and because these are themed, we might as well play
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: for it. Uh So, finally, this lovely triple snake ring.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Oh nice.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: This ring was custom made in nineteen thirty two out
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: of fourteen carrot gold and has three diamonds set in
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: the snake's backs and the snakes have emeralds for eyes.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Oh cool.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: This listing can be yours if the cost is correct,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: and this time we'll.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Start with all six grand, Yes, six grand.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I was gonna start with, uh, Stevie, damn twelve grand
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: final bids?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think he gets closer to like nine nine?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Up your bid to nine? Yeah, Stevie, do you want
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: to stay at twelve or do you want to go
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: steven higher? Okay? I can tell you right now. You've
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: both gone over. So I need you both to rebid
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: your final bids and go lower than nine thousands.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: They weren't that big of stones. Okay, we want to
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: go first. You you go first, starting over?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: No starting under nine thousand?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who did the last bid? You did so, Aggie,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: you did first?
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, okay under nine thousand seven okay, and.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Stevie's seventy nine seventy nine okay, So in a first
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: for this game, Augie is exactly right. It's seven thousand,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: five hundred dollars.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: I gotta go checks out then, like my pants, what
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: the fuck?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: You got to buy a lot of tickets, sir?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Happening today?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You might have to go out after this real quick.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: And it's I had a good day today, but what
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: we're going out after this?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Well, not only wins the game, he goes three for
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: three and wins every single light. Oh yes, Stevie's streak
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: is broken.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: It's done. That's crazy.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I dread was gonna happen next.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: See, well, we're gonna find out what happens next. Augie
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: is up three to zero. Stevie needs to win this
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: next game, but it is worth three points and could
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: tie everything up. We're gonna find out if he can
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: win right after this.
• 42:40
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• 42:45
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• 42:48
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• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: three is our new favorite. Make it Worse. Yeah, I've
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: got three items, and all our players have to do
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: is make that thing worse whatever it is, and incrementally
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: they're going to go back and forth making it worse
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and worse and worse and worse. They just have to
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: follow three rules. One, they have to incrementally make it worse,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: meaning you're worsening must be worse than the previous worsening.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: You also are not allowed to iterate on a previous worsening.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: So if someone says cherries are now black, just pure
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: black clear, they'revan to black black cherries.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: They're to black cherries, the darkest black, right, And.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Then someone says, uh, you actually can't see them. That's
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: an iteration because it's a variation on how you can.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: View them dark out of the moon black.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: They're on a spectrum we can't recognize.
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, right, practically, so you're not allowed to You must increment,
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: you're not allowed to hit it, you're not allowed to iterate,
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: and the final rule is you're not allowed to use
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: the nuclear option, which are the dumb uh you know,
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: instant not instant win.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Because you probably could make it worse if you really
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: wanted to. But these are things that are just generally
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: assumed to be absolutely so fucking awful that we've just
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: decided to take them off the off the plate so
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: that you have to be more creative, which is the
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: whole point of this game is to come up with
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: creative ways to make things worse. So let's get started,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: shall we yea our first item and Stevie because you
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: lost last game, you have the choice of whether you
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: want to go first or a second. Generally it's an
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: advantage you go first because you can say whatever you want. Yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: so our first item is dating. Would you like to
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: go first or second?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I'll take the advantage?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: All right? Then, how would you like to make dating worse?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Every time you go on a date you get a
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: splinter under your thumbnail.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Just for no good reason.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're playing with the tables, but yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you're doing.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: No matter what you're doing, at the end of the day,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: good or bad, you suddenly have a splinter in your thumbnail.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, would annoy the.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Alright, there's literally no logical reason that this could happen.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: What happens, I'm assuming it's a supernatural event. You could
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: go to a place with no wood anywhere and still
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: get a splinter.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, metal splinters.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: First day, that's even worse. First day of splinter. Second
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: day it is piercing, all right, So.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: That definitely makes dating worse? Can you make it even
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: worse than that?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Possibly you both have to wear beer goggles the entire time.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's how walking.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: No matter who you are dating, they automatically look better
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: than they do in real life.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: No, like actual beer goggles.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Do you remember there? They brought into like the goggles
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: and like this is what it's like when you're drunk,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: and they just just like flipped everything and then upside down,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: which is not anything like when you're drunk.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: But you moved around like you were drunk because you
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: wouldn't see.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because everything was sucking upside It would.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck with you so hard. So so are you saying
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: actual goggles filled with beer.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: As in those those specific the beer goggles from.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You?
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, I'm gonna say that's worse than splitters.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Even just getting to the table lets both be like.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You show up to the door, they put them on you,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like the Matre's like you are not a proper to
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: get tired.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: He puts, hey my eyes are down here, Oh my god,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: and reversed.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, So that is that is worse, Stevie.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Can you make dating worse than that?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All your date food is always roadkill, oh god.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm not talking that good stuff that you get
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: down in Louisiana. I'm talking like up here. Roadkill look
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: good roadkill like Louisiana.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: You can eat good road dude, uld be.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Proved wrong.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: That is genuinely worse than having pure goggles on the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: whole night, although I'm gonna say only slightly. Okay, can
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: you beat the only food you can have while on a.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: D so fucking hard man, Yeah, only roadkill. The you're
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: not allowed to wear the ordering, so both of you
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: just reap. You have to go out to you have
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: to take this person out to public, into restaurants, both
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: of you smelling like just garbage.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: You know you know that person's the one when you
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: both go out smelling garbage, Like, I.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Want to do this again.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, second date, you roll in garbage.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna say it was worse, but you said
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you absolutely sold me on it, all right, So that
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: is worse. Stevie, You've got to make dating worse than
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: even that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: This is getting difficult now. I don't know I want
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to go that route, but it's very not right. No,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like, I'm like, whoa, No, let's
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: go with the only people you can date are the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: ones that recommended by your friends, like specifically, they can
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: deny or approve whoever they want. They don't get a choice.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: They're just like, no, you're dating this person, or you're like,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: do you have to recommend as? Pretty much.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: You have to be given away arranged marriage.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. So you don't even know what you're
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be partnered with. I said, what because friends can
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: be dicks?
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: This is rough r actually, because I think.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I think that one's worse.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I genuinely don't think it's worse because
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: one hand, Yeah, if your friends are being good to you,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: then they can actually look out you and avoid setting
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: you up with someone they know is going to be
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: like a red flag.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess it depends on who your friends are.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it depends on who your friends are. Like,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: if your friends are absolute assholes, then you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Don't get it, don't get dating advice from that, don't
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: But my friends aren't assholes. There might, there might be
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: one joke one, but if they set me up with
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: anyone after that, yeah, they.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't do it to me twice.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Twicet, who would do that?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Steve, you wouldn't do that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: No, never, you would do I'm a one trick pony bitch,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I do the same jokes over and over.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: And just keeps riding that that pony I am stoned
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: and silly. That is this whole gag. Yeah, no, no,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: it's not afraid he takes the round.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if this would have done it. So
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: let me ask you if there's two like.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: All I could come up with, and I'll just get
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: this one out of the way real quick because it's
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: not very good. I was like, you can't date anyone
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: who lives within five hundred miles of.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: You, Okay, so you would you would both You would
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: both either have to travel a long way to have
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: this date where.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: You would have to date online, which is a minefield
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: walking awful.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I had one to go ahead.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Dating is a subscription service.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Subscription you have to pay the dates.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: That's brilliant, I think, I think for some countries that
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: actually make you, yeah, is mine was? No longer are
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: contraceptives available to anybody? No condoms protection, not even like perfect.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I meant like std for like nothing like that would
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: have been. But I was like, I don't know if
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: that's fucked up or not.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: It is up, but it would have been worse, Yeah,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I think because that's yeah, no, I mean, especially after
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: spending the whole night eating, killing, spelling like ship. If
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling like this, I feel like sex is
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: not gonna be.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: A table, the tables, sticky human rights.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Like after one date, you're like, I like, you can
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: we not do this ever again and just live together now.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Because we're five hundred miles away.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to do this ever again.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Right, you can come five hundred miles to meet, but
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: you're taking a shower halfway there.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: We're dating on the phone. Then we're that's it. Now
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: we're not dating. It's fine because ya we only talk
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to each other in separate room. Threw it in her
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: calm on discord. God damn, the system sucks.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to a second item. Yeah,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: it's the movie The Goonies. How would you make the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Goonies worse this time? AUGI you're gonna start.
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: They always say die, fucker, fucker, fucker. That was great,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that was great. They do say it an ton in
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: So they do say now now they say it now everything.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Now they now they mean it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 13: Gooney say die And then they're looking at I'm like, die,
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: I like it, uh, Steve, or you know, can you
• 53:52
  Speaker 13: make the Goonies worse than they now?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Always say die.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Sloth isn't in the movie at all, Holy get rid
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: of his care. Just assholes. But they were assholes that right,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: But they birth something that was innocent and had like
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: tons of pure love, That's why. And they they I know,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: they didn't treat them well, but you know, so I'll
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: give them. They had one redeeming thing and it was
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and he's the only thing in that movie that was
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: related to them that was good. So taking him away
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I think makes that movie horrid.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: It does make it worse. It doesn't.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He doesn't get that companionship and stuff either. It's fucked up.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: He just gets tortured by the dude telling him all
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: about all that ship and then he gets thrown into
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: a cell.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't even save them.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: No, they did. They die without chunk. They're fucking trapped, yeah, yeah, trapped.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: They can't get out, so they're dead.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Good movie, guys, they're making a sequel.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Can you possibly make the Conies worse? Now? That's all?
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: And they say die.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Man, uh, I don't know if this makes it worse
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: or not. But I guess Cooper's treasure.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Wasn't gold, it was it was expired coupons. Yeah, but
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: to be fair, they weren't expired when he got them.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: If I hoard of enough of these bitches were said, guys,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: we're all set.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Cooper the only, the only pirate in the history of
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: existence who just wanted to collect.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Coupons, fair trade on fair seat.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Oh fucking kids reached the treasure. Ah, these coupons are
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: from nineteen forty three. Is it even possible?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Key Wiggley doesn't even exist back It doesn't anymore either.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Not my best work, but I don't think it was
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: good man.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: It's fucking funny, But I don't think it makes the movie.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Worse than make it better if it was tended up
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: being coupons.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: If they get all the way to the end and
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: they find out its just expired coupons and then they
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: all die because because Swat didn't show up, fucking that
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: genuinely makes it better.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I mean now, yeah, because they would have been so
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: disappointed with your black comedy.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it turns into it, like you think it's gonna
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: be this horrific.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Things help and there's seven dead kids, and the families
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: are losing their home, all their kids are dying, and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: they gotta move to this fucking project like three criminals,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: just like what the fun and they get away like whatever,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and back to what we were doing robbing.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Bank well, because they thought it was probably like gold
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: too when I got there.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: They're probably equally disappointed to kill the kids out of
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: anger and just funk off.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I had one more did you have any No? I
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: well no, I did you know I might save this data?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Data is instead played by Matthew LESCo, the guy who
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: wore the question Mark suit. Yeah, talked about grants, yes,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: commercials like that's he's he plays data in the movie now,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: but he just wears that out.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He just black and just question.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: He just talks about crants the whole time.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Everyone's leading him like why okay, I'll say that.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: That's when I killed him.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Character changed as well. Instead of mouth it was gonna
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: be John Love. It's because you know, because him, But
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: he could have fit a lot more.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Now imagine Danny divine, thank you ahole acting. Now imagine
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Danny DeVito doing the truffle shuffle.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: That definitely an improvement, fucking improvement. I would watch that ship.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Danny DeVito is like, how to make this better?
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: The movie? Yeah, Danny DeVito is now playing Mama for.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: God, oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, everything else.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Just the same movie for n W.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Got to make him make it better? No, fuck you,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: this is why it's better.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: You know what. We could play an inverted version of
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: this someday where I picked three awful things and say
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: make it, make it a little bit. I just don't
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: know if it will be as funny, but we could
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: try it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: Try.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: If it's a flop, then yeah, second ship tested.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: All right, so each of you has one, So whoever
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: wins this one is gonna win the game. Our third
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: and final topic, you have to make make it worse Paris.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: The Hilton or the U city city Hilton the city,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I know, make it better, to move the trash.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: You are going to go first.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I am going first. Uh, make it worse, make Paris worse.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember, Okay, I got one this perfect,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I spent I spent some time in Paris, so I remember.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna save it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: No, I know, I'm trying, Notachi, So I'm gonna go
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: with this one first. All of their toilets are exactly
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the ones I had to experience when I was there
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: at this hole in the wall bar, which was a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: hole on the fucking floor. That's what's their toilet. They
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: had a hole in the floor, two spots for your feet,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: and toilet paper on the wall, no stall door. So
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: every toilet in Paris is now like that. There are
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: no actual toilets. It's fucked up, dude. Yeah, some of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: the old because we went to the old towns and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: ship we're fucking drinking down there. They got like bars
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you can hold onto us. I mean there are bars.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I think they're bracing bars, but probably for balance as well.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: There's no flush, it's just a hole. No, no, no, no,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: it's got to gross.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Stop talking, Okay, sorry, stop, that's the truth. Okay. So
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: you've got a mountain to climb, because that's pretty fucking awful.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Ship mountain.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: It is a pretty.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: But you know, I've never been to France or Paris.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I would love to do one day.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I actually took French in college and one of the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: things I think I I didn't know what to say,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, And one of the things I think I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: learned was the French don't wear deodering, so you typically
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: get their body order, except in Paris.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: You don't just smell it, you taste.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I wish I hadn't licked my lips at that exact
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: moment I stopped breathing. I am going to say that's worse,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: but only slightly, because I know it was awful.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I have it, Like I said, I have a nuclear option.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to save it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Save it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying not. I'm not going I'm trying not
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: to go political too.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Ah fuck?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Would you say?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: You can taste the bo on the air?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Genuinely funnier when you put it?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: What's parasal for fucking bags and some ship right? Uh?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Bad things? Tho fucking breads on sticks?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Art, so many, so many stories.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Their architecture is pretty nice, okay.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Just endless bakery.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Like the British have tea time with an alarm or whatever?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Cross all.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: What Okay?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Like the British have tea time and stuff. It's like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: mandatory or whatever. It's not, yes, it is. There's alarms.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Throughout everybody drinks, have to drink.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Now, well this is there in Paris. Everybody must eat
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: a bag at at a certain specific time. Now here's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: the things are shut up. All bakery items, all bread
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: items are all made from a different type of loaf,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: butt loaf. They're all from two.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: This feels a little bit like cheating because you're like
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: doing two different Okay, I'll do one. I forget, I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: see it's twice.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Time to eat this whole less beads.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, it is made from butt loaf. It tastes like cheat.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Fucking Americans must have made this, Yes it was fuckers.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: You still don't I would like you to explain butt loaf.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: We won't go totally disgusting. So it is actually made
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: by It's needed by somebody's butt.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: So.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: It's regular bread. But you can't eat it with your hands.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta like to workue on that ship to get
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the right leg form. That sounds clapping up right, you know,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: because you gotta mix the fucking flower in there and stuff.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: And if you're gonna do like poppy seed and ship,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta really get up like that said sound.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Paris is a fucking trip, guys, oh ship, So.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: I'm already tasting their fucking nasty ass bio on the air.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: But now I'm tasting their butt on the bread, but
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: it just sounds funny. Now, is tasting butt on the
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: bread worse than tasting BeO on the air? I kind
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: of have to put it as equivalent. It's it's the same,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: it's not, it's not worse. It's the same.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, genuinely, I can't.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: It's fair.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's it's not worse. It's it's as
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: bad as but it's not worse. And it has to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: be worse that you, unfortunately have lost. This one has
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: won the game in a clean sweep, nice six points
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: to zero. I think that's his only second clean sweep ever. Yeah,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: and he's had two in the past what.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Month, more than against me.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I've been improving.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: You are, you are on fire on declining. I'm not
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: quite sure.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: I have to share mine because mine is only good
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: for like the first one. But I was going to say,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Paris is now the city of night lights, the city
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: of lights. Now, it's a city of it's all it is.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: They only go.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: On considering how like, considering how conscience they are over there,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: It would be worse for them, but for us. New
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: York City is like twenty four fucking seven, always busy.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: So it's they are so wasteful.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like the spectacle of Paris would become dimmed.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Do you even want to hear my nuclear option because
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: it's bad. Yeah, they never got unoccupied in nine and uh,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: nineteen forty.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say that, so it's still German.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that they went far. It wouldn't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: be that bad.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Now, well if well, let's put it this way, if
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: but if still it was still Nazi forces. Yeah, that's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: one thing. If it's German occupied, that's not quite as bad.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: But if they're not occupied, that's.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Well, could you imagine if they took over back then
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: they might have won the war. Though they took over France.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Well they did, but they never kept it between the
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: resistance fighters.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Might be never thank goodness.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the fucking If the French know anything, it's
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: to throw off the oppressors.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: They they literally have a guillotine for that.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah they do. So congratulations to Augue for
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: yet another.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Game damn full of clean dude, you can ask lately?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, stepping up and ship Yeah, except not to
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: the fifth anniversary show, so.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: I got out, can't win them all.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: There's always the sixth and the seventh. And yeah, last
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I heard, we're doing another fifteen years, so we're.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Definitely going to twenty so awesome. It's gonna be so
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: fucking old.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: We're doing it from my hospital.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: It's five years and say we're calling you.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: We're into like VR and ship.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: We could do a VR episode. No we can't.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Let's make it worse. That's fucking nursing home.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Ah, they threw my wheelchair away. No I'm not making
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: it worse. They fucking threw my wheelchair away.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Right to share one of them stealing for me?
• 1:08:02
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• 1:08:05
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• 1:08:09
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• 1:08:11
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  Speaker 2: As Augie went and said it to something else completely
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Streamed in this direction, and I said occupiers, I meant tyrants,