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Is Payton's birthday already ruined? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: what's cracking like? And this is the big bulls dove snoopy.
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  Speaker 2: Deagle, double gigsel bang boom.
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  Speaker 3: What you don't do?
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  Speaker 2: J we're not talking about rid ten T and we're
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  Speaker 2: not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog.
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  Speaker 2: You all the glasses toasty, big sup eagle, double gissel
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  Speaker 2: in your face to me and.
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  Speaker 1: In the place to be. And you're listening to John
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: Wake your ass sucks.
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  Speaker 5: John J and Rich. You can call us at eight
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  Speaker 5: seven seven nine three seven one four seven text us,
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  Speaker 5: text jj R whatever you want to say to the
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  Speaker 5: number nine six eight niney three. So Peyton's birthday is
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  Speaker 5: coming up, and she got her nails all done, and
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  Speaker 5: now you're like, I don't want to have a birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm just not gonna have a birthday
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  Speaker 3: this year.
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  Speaker 1: There's too much going on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of over it. Also, the number is like
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  Speaker 3: really big, so I'm kind of in denial.
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  Speaker 1: Were usually always about your birthday, though, what's your number?
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  Speaker 1: What's your number? Hosted?
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  Speaker 3: This year, I'm gonna be twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Two years old. It's so adult Grouse's So.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't why don't you want to have a birthday?
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like there's too much going on and
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  Speaker 3: quite honestly, it doesn't seem like anyone's that interested in
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  Speaker 3: doing anything anyway, So why should I care.
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  Speaker 1: If you tried to plan something or like, what where'd
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  Speaker 1: that come from?
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  Speaker 3: Kind of not really, honestly, I feel like it's a
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  Speaker 3: leo thing. Like I don't know, I always cry on
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  Speaker 3: my birthday every single week.
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  Speaker 2: Why, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like it never I feel like nobody
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  Speaker 3: ever celebrates me the way that I celebrate everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: And it just has always been my thing, and it
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  Speaker 3: always makes me irritated around my birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think maybe you could cut some people some
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  Speaker 5: grace this year? I mean, you had a huge wedding,
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  Speaker 5: then you had a huge reception. Maybe you need to
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  Speaker 5: give people a break.
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  Speaker 3: Or how about how come I celebrated and still showed
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  Speaker 3: up for everyone during that chaotic time in my life
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  Speaker 3: as well?
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  Speaker 2: Had a big shower too, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I did know, I mean, and that's true. I do
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  Speaker 3: have to say though, like for my bridal shower, that
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  Speaker 3: was the first time anyone has ever planned, situated something
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  Speaker 3: for me and took it off my hands.
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  Speaker 1: That has never happened in my.
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  Speaker 2: Entire Why your birthday present from the Bearers this year
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  Speaker 2: will be a little smaller because we put a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: You did that was the best gift ever?
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  Speaker 3: No, truly, but honestly, there's just a lot going on
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  Speaker 3: and it doesn't really it doesn't seem like things.
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  Speaker 1: Are going to work out for me for my birthday
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  Speaker 1: this year.
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  Speaker 2: Like the Polar Express, this doesn't work out.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like in my feelings about it, but it's whatever,
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  Speaker 3: so okay.
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  Speaker 5: So one of the things Ibody Shift gears to Coylin
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  Speaker 5: Funk here is that she's you know, I find you
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  Speaker 5: very innovative. You know, you've got the Tesla, you got
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  Speaker 5: the electric car, you do the whole You do a
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  Speaker 5: lot of stuff online. And one of the things that
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  Speaker 5: you do that I never could do is ordering the
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  Speaker 5: groceries online. Right, I never, I know. I just still
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  Speaker 5: like it. I just I want to pick out my grapes.
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  Speaker 5: I want to pick out my stuff. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Like when I like to go, I like I like
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  Speaker 5: to open up the grapes and taste them and see
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  Speaker 5: if they're good grapes, and like we somebody brought some
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  Speaker 5: peach home the other day for the farmer's market and
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  Speaker 5: blake ate them last night. She's like, these are the
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  Speaker 5: worst peaches, like cause you didn't pick them out, But
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  Speaker 5: you have people pick out your groceries.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that they do every week.
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  Speaker 5: A positive and a negative to that.
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  Speaker 1: The positive it is an incredible time saver. Walmart grocery
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  Speaker 1: delivery has been a lifesaver since COVID, and normally, for
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  Speaker 1: the most part, it always works out. And I've shared before,
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  Speaker 1: like there's there's some things where sometimes like random items
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  Speaker 1: come because I order late at night and I forget
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  Speaker 1: what I ordered or maybe they get it wrong. And
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  Speaker 1: every once in a while the grapes aren't good that
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  Speaker 1: they bring, or the bananas are already too ripe, or
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  Speaker 1: you know, and not that's just kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: risk you take before the convenience of it. And I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm busy, and especially this time of year,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm getting the kids ready for the they just
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  Speaker 1: started school today, Today's our first day of school, and
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  Speaker 1: it's like there's so much going on that that just
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  Speaker 1: the other day I order groceries because I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: do it this weekend and they were coming, and I
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  Speaker 1: knew that they were coming, but you know, like evening
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  Speaker 1: time comes. And I'm also on this kick where like
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  Speaker 1: I don't think my kids are getting enough real nutrients
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  Speaker 1: because like my son eats pizza and chicken nugget like
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  Speaker 1: Dino nuggets every night, and that's like all he'll ever eat.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to like start to like branch out.
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  Speaker 1: So I just said, okay, I'll take the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you like chicken nuggets. I will make homemade chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: And so then I know the ingredients that are going
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  Speaker 1: into them. I know they're better for you and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: So I went on the sand. You guys know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a good cook, like I think. I take a
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  Speaker 1: recipe that should take fifteen minutes and it takes me
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  Speaker 1: an hour and it usually doesn't turn out delicious. But
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  Speaker 1: I tempted it anyways. So here I am. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen and I am touching raw chicken, which for
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  Speaker 1: me is I will do it. I don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I will touch your row chicken to cut it up
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  Speaker 1: in nugget shapes, right, And I am dipping it in
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  Speaker 1: the milkwash, and I'm dipping it in the Panco breadcrumbs,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like I'm in this and I'm like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is very tedious. I am really appreciating the Dino
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  Speaker 1: nuggets at this point because they saved a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like doing this for a reason. I'm sticking
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  Speaker 1: to it and I'm very focused, and it's taking me
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  Speaker 1: probably an hour and a half at this point, and
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  Speaker 1: I look over at Scott. He comes in and like,
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  Speaker 1: dinner isn't ready, and I'm like, can you just do
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  Speaker 1: burgers tonight? That would be really helpful, and so he
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  Speaker 1: starts doing that, and I look at my phone to
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  Speaker 1: like relook at the recipe, and I noticed there was
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  Speaker 1: a notification thirty five minutes ago that my groceries were delivered.
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  Speaker 1: And it's one hundred and fifteen degrees and our front
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  Speaker 1: door is right in the sun in the afternoon, and I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh my gosh, I put the chicken side.
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  Speaker 1: I run outside and like, oh, like I had a
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  Speaker 1: gallon of milk in there. I had like lunch meat like.
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  Speaker 4: Things for the school on you touch it warm, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: It's like I'm like, ah, there's no salvaging that I'd
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  Speaker 4: be like, Okay, like the spaghetti, I can salvage the spaghetti,
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  Speaker 4: that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: But like everything that was refriterated was.
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  Speaker 5: In thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad. It felt when those kinds of things feel
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  Speaker 1: warm to me, they're bad. Like I'm not risking it
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  Speaker 1: at that point to put it with them.
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  Speaker 5: The person drops off the food, are they supposed to
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  Speaker 5: knock on the door or something like, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, because I just have it, like just drop it
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  Speaker 1: at the door because normally.
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the notifications and attention drop it off picture.
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  Speaker 2: They usually take a picture and then notification out.
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  Speaker 1: Front, right, but if you're not. If you're not, my
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  Speaker 1: phone is silent, then it's like day. So it was
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  Speaker 1: like epic fail. And then like I go through this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing making the chicken nuggets and Easton tries the
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  Speaker 1: first one and he goes, I don't like the chicken
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  Speaker 1: in these throw like their like rocks.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle, You're trying to become an almond mom, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: here for it, an almond almond mom.
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  Speaker 1: Preservatives just trying to be better about the healthier things.
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  Speaker 5: Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 3: Almond?
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard that. So if I google almond mom,
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  Speaker 5: what does it mean? I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like almond mom.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's another one where it's like my mom,
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  Speaker 3: where you just live up off mac and cheese and
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  Speaker 3: Dyna nuggets every night, and.
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  Speaker 1: That's normally me, but I'm like trying to be better.
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  Speaker 1: And honestly, the weird thing is, do you know what
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  Speaker 1: actually inspired me? Is Like during the World Cup, I
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  Speaker 1: became obsessed with Earling Holland my Instagram feod was like
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  Speaker 1: a little different Earling Holland and how he like drinks
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  Speaker 1: raw milk and only gets like the best type of
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  Speaker 1: meat and like that's how he's six' five and in
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  Speaker 1: this peak Helf And i'm, like am i AM i
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  Speaker 1: like stunting my kid's growth because like they have mic
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  Speaker 1: and ikes and fast food Sometimes and, like, MOM i
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  Speaker 1: Know i'm trying no from.
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  Speaker 2: Good, well, okay but here's.
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  Speaker 1: A mom has like morphed a. Little Here's i've never
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  Speaker 1: heard it.
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  Speaker 5: BEFORE i just looked it up and all in mom
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  Speaker 5: is a slang term for a mother who projects toxic diet,
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  Speaker 5: culture body image, issues and extreme food restriction onto her.
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  Speaker 1: Children, NO i thought that was like you like almost
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  Speaker 1: like you're like trying to be. RIGHT i think that.
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  Speaker 3: Evolved, NO i think that the term has. Evolved that's
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  Speaker 3: probably where it reginated. From but now being an almond
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  Speaker 3: mom is just, Like, Okay i'm.
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  Speaker 5: Trying you said from his Evolved, okay THEN i will go.
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  Speaker 5: Here this Was august twenty twenty. Six are we currently
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  Speaker 5: In august eighty street where almal mom? Are first to
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  Speaker 5: your mother who postes, unheathy unhealthy looks.
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  Speaker 1: To the, original Then i'm not trying to be BUT
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  Speaker 1: i am trying to be more crunchy and healthy healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Mom, yeah not an almond. Mom if you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be feeding them the driveway hot milk a little less.
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  Speaker 1: Process my mom.
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  Speaker 5: Would have, been, All i'm not wasting two dollars this
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  Speaker 5: two dollars yallon of. Milk you're drinking.
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  Speaker 1: IT i. DON'T i don't want to poison.
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  Speaker 5: To get. Over that's why this let us that spoiled
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  Speaker 5: and everyone's aetat. Sick it wouldn't bother my. Stomach my
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  Speaker 5: mom be serving it to, us and it's good for,
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  Speaker 5: you it'll make you. Strong as my mom would, say
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  Speaker 5: first of my, dad we're not wasting three dollars, anyway,
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  Speaker 5: anyway there you, go there you. GO i think get
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  Speaker 5: your that's a that's a good mom. Move It's JOHN.
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