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Episode 70: Roll Over · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: I am not one for a apps and websites, and
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Speaker 1: I like myself. I can just about work out how
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Speaker 1: to listen to Tom and Jerry Show. This week, the
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Speaker 1: lads talk about a new website for pets as. To
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Speaker 1: be honest, I don't think I'd have the time or
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Speaker 1: inclination to have a look at anything like that. I
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Speaker 1: might like an app that up You're Knocked Down an
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Speaker 1: old chimney, though, I might make one myself, maybe like
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Speaker 1: an uber for Steep or Jackson do taps and I
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Speaker 1: show up and knock the blooming thing down. I might
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Speaker 1: be on to somewhere there anyway, I'll see the.
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Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride. I'm madam Tom o'money, who is expecting
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Speaker 2: a gentleman caller? I just noticed I.
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Speaker 3: Had to mess around here to do a call the
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Speaker 3: other day. I had to mess around with the background.
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Speaker 3: I just wanted to blanket out.
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Speaker 2: But I look weird now.
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Speaker 3: I look like an AI version of myself, like it.
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Speaker 2: Does your your Your house is so clean, Tom, you
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Speaker 2: look like you're.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what I've done, but I've
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Speaker 3: got kind of rosy cheeks and everything now like some
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Speaker 3: sort of Disney character. I here, listen, the butterfly situation
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Speaker 3: is out of control. I just said, I'd say that
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Speaker 3: up the top.
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Speaker 2: Have you are you riddle with butterflies at the minute?
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Speaker 2: What's going on? No, I'm okay for butterflies, you know,
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Speaker 2: okay insects buy and large spiders or not.
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Speaker 3: The insects situation. I saw Harry Mally the other day
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Speaker 3: and honestly, god, he was smoking a woodbine.
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Speaker 2: He was that was.
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Speaker 3: I six cut to three of those butterflies trying to
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Speaker 3: steal my impact driver out of the garage as well.
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Speaker 3: This is it's it's it's out of control down here
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Speaker 3: today with with the bugs. I don't know what kind
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Speaker 3: of micro climate Amazonian setup is going on, but it's
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Speaker 3: it's stressful.
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Speaker 2: But Tom, you do have a you do have a
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Speaker 2: gentleman called I do you know? I appreciate that you've
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Speaker 2: got But like you're still you're you're into the house,
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Speaker 2: but they're still building and whatnot.
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Speaker 3: There's one or two step backs that need to happen
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Speaker 3: as well. That a gun was jumped and I need
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Speaker 3: to put a foot on the neck in the next
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Speaker 3: day or so. But I've a man on this evening.
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Speaker 3: I have two men on this even completely different jobs.
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Speaker 3: But look at we'll motor into it.
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Speaker 2: Get to Tom. I gotta tell you that, you know,
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Speaker 2: we're not going to short change the listeners, but I
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Speaker 2: gotta tell you if we any time, I could have
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Speaker 2: talked you about Harry Molly's for forty five minutes. I know, yeah,
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Speaker 2: burn through your Harry Molly content there. But you're all
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Speaker 2: very welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. Like I said,
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Speaker 2: I'm Jerry mcpride, that's Tom Manny Comedians. We do a show.
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Speaker 2: You know, people that have listened to us know what
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Speaker 2: it is. But if it is your first time listening,
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Speaker 2: I'll strop in because we hit you with the news
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Speaker 2: for the first segment of the show. Have all around
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Speaker 2: the world. There's all kinds of manners and going on.
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Speaker 2: And since I've seen you last time, I want to
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Speaker 2: talk to you about what we call the weekly what
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Speaker 2: have you. This is a very complicated case mod you know,
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Speaker 2: a lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot
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Speaker 2: of what have you, and h a lot of strands
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Speaker 2: to keep in my head.
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Speaker 3: Man, someone some of these things aren't always on brand
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Speaker 3: with us. You know, I went not to where we're
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Speaker 3: not to be stereotyped, but at the same time ones
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Speaker 3: arrive along it's like, oh yeah, that's it's.
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Speaker 2: Very rare that we'll turn to the weekly what have
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Speaker 2: you and be like, mm, the foot seat is down
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Speaker 2: nine points.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but this one is fairly on point for us.
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Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean, it's tell time, twenty
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Speaker 3: tons of Ribbi steaks go up in flames on the
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Speaker 3: side of a highway and a tractor trailer now it's
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Speaker 3: for non American listeners, that's a truck trailer. I don't
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Speaker 3: know what they're calling trucks now because they're yeah, exactly,
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Speaker 3: the contractors tracted way at that.
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Speaker 2: It's a trailer. Twenty tons, twenty twenty tons of Ribbi steak. Tom.
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Speaker 2: I mean like I'd bless myself when I.
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Speaker 3: Read this, I know, I'd be like, I don't know,
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Speaker 3: Ribbi could be far forty yours a kilo, and at
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Speaker 3: twenty tons, that's twenty thousand gilos like by Americans say
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Speaker 3: it's American tons, it's about eighteen thousand gilos. By forty
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Speaker 3: euros or thirty even, let's say let's go cheap let's
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Speaker 3: say thirty five thirty euros. Now, I don't have a
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Speaker 3: calculator brain, but suffered in Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joe.
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Speaker 2: That's a lot of steak.
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Speaker 3: Now, In all fairness, though I mean you would, I
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Speaker 3: don't know why it's humorous when food explodes on them
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Speaker 3: on the road.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, Okay, So I gotta tell you
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Speaker 2: tom right, there's nothing funny about wasting food. We can
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Speaker 2: have no, no, no, absolutely, but there's something there's something
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Speaker 2: very beino Esque about a load of steaks being barbecued
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Speaker 2: on the side of the road after lourri overturons.
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Speaker 3: Do you know this is exactly what I'm thinking? Like
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Speaker 3: because they it wasn't an exact replica. But I remember
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Speaker 3: driving out to building Second Cork once, going around the
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Speaker 3: Bandon road about and a mister Kipling's.
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Speaker 2: Truck flew up and.
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Speaker 3: There was French fancies and all sorts. There was the
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Speaker 3: little the ones that are you know there are four
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Speaker 3: different squares, the Battenberg, the Blattenberg who gott to rake him?
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Speaker 2: I would be lying. I remember one time when I
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Speaker 2: was we a coal lurry threw off like a load
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Speaker 2: of coal off the side of a lurry on the
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Speaker 2: side of the road, and when we went down to
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Speaker 2: get buckets off it, you know, you know, Mammy will
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Speaker 2: be delighted. We'll we'll get loads of coal. And she
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Speaker 2: came up like absolutely black as the ace of spades
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Speaker 2: from throwing coal into buckets and one thing another and
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Speaker 2: she was delighted to have a couple of buckets of
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Speaker 2: free coal, but she was not happy that she had
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Speaker 2: to give us another bath because we were absolutely rotten.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably had to burnout the back of start
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Speaker 3: up the back boiler with the coal.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so this thing, you know, I don't I don't
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Speaker 2: see what you had to give out about. But here
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Speaker 2: we are. You were doing you in particular, are the
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Speaker 2: barbecue or the barbecue e the barbecue maister of the
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Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry. So it must have this must have
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Speaker 2: been like your nine to eleven. It was crippling.
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Speaker 3: When I read even the opening line, I was like,
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Speaker 3: but the only thing I will say, I've eaten Rebby
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Speaker 3: Steak in America and I can keep it.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like you're a fan,
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Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan.
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Speaker 3: I what was deemed to be an expensive Ribby in
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Speaker 3: Vegas Ones, and I was just I was just shouting
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Speaker 3: at the thing, going hello, Hello, Hello, When when does.
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Speaker 2: The taste kick in? When does the taste kick in?
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Speaker 3: I'm sure there are fine grass fed pastures that raise
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Speaker 3: great cattle around America. But the stuff I got the
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Speaker 3: handful of times I've eaten beef in America. They may
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Speaker 3: hang on to it, they may set fire to it,
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Speaker 3: but this was in What I liked was the story about.
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Speaker 3: I mean, it would have smelled amazing around around the
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Speaker 3: place for a few days, but this the name of
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Speaker 3: the area was in Missouri.
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Speaker 2: But the it's called Doolittle. Just you little Aetnam, little Massura.
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Speaker 3: They responded to the fire out and root one seven
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Speaker 3: four on Monday morning. Lord knows, they don't They don't
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Speaker 3: fully know. I'm guessing obviously the truck went up in fire.
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Speaker 3: Just what a hunky ship that your man couldn't even right,
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Speaker 3: I mean the whole thing, like because meat isn't technically flammable.
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Speaker 2: Flammable right, I was just going to say, like what
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Speaker 2: this is like a Simpsons episode here where a lurry
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Speaker 2: just of non flammable material crashes and just bursts into flames.
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Speaker 2: Before we before we go any further with this time,
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Speaker 2: everybody was safe and well out of this. The driver's
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Speaker 2: all right, right, he's the finest.
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Speaker 3: Know he's the finest, because I mean, for I'm guessing
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Speaker 3: the unit whatever which way it just took off, and
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Speaker 3: I don't know, I'd say he was slappy with ale.
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Speaker 2: They were slappy with fucking something.
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Speaker 3: Because the trailer there wouldn't be much to it. I
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Speaker 3: suppose inside, you know, there be a sandwich to the
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Speaker 3: trailer of you know, not started from but high density insulation.
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Speaker 2: That stuff shouldn't really be flammable. Either would think it shouldn't.
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Speaker 3: Really, but but I would say there was a bit.
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Speaker 2: Of fuckery going on.
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Speaker 3: Maybe it was a gas powered system that was keeping
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Speaker 3: it cool. That's what I was trying to think. They
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Speaker 3: haven't said what caused it, but I'm guessing it's a
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Speaker 3: gas power system that was keeping air conditioning. And I'm
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Speaker 3: spectacularly and that thing failed, Like I mean, it had
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Speaker 3: one job for people to go look look quite literally,
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Speaker 3: did the polar opposite and not the south polar opposite
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Speaker 3: to what it was supposed to keep it cool and fresh?
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Speaker 2: Instead, it absolutely barbecued the fuck out of it fucking
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Speaker 2: eighty on fire, like you know, these things are burnt like.
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Speaker 2: This isn't a case of hey, throw me at one
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Speaker 2: that medium rare like, No, No, these are burnt to
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Speaker 2: a cresp like the steaks are low.
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Speaker 3: There will be maybe some bones left from if they
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Speaker 3: if they're bone in ribby.
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Speaker 2: I reckon. It's just like every dog in the neighborhood
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Speaker 2: is hanging out. This is the beino of it. The
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Speaker 2: dialogue like a dog running after a string of sausages.
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Speaker 2: That's exactly it. There's houses like two counties away in
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Speaker 2: Missouri that everyone like, you know, how come rover won't
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Speaker 2: come away from the wind? Who's been looking at that
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Speaker 2: window all day? What's he smelling? Yes, steaks cooking two
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Speaker 2: counties over?
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean at some points it's going to be
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Speaker 3: a monkey spell, you know, to be a nice smell
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Speaker 3: for the first wild then it's just borned flesh. It's like, okay,
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Speaker 3: Jesus wept, but they it would have rightly. You hear
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Speaker 3: about people having a bad first day, you know, that
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Speaker 3: training day and stuff like that, hanging out with this.
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Speaker 2: There's a firefighters.
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Speaker 3: She was a probationary on your first fire.
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Speaker 2: Jenna Ulrich.
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Speaker 3: She was out there with her father was a long,
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Speaker 3: long term long I think he's yeah, he's top dog
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Speaker 3: and out she heads even I love I love that
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Speaker 3: they put this in the in that this made the article.
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Speaker 3: They'll find a way of fucking telling you they are
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Speaker 3: one anyways, Like Cork people, she is a vegan, according
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Speaker 3: to do Little, as if she would have had any
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Speaker 3: grounds to go, what's on for her?
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Speaker 2: Oh you can fuck off. She was just like she
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Speaker 2: was just aiming her fire hose just directly up into
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Speaker 2: the sky.
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Speaker 3: Or maybe maybe they're just like, well, you can't go
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Speaker 3: out because you'll take too much happiness in this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jana, spray the fire. I am spraying the fire.
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Speaker 2: You're not spraining on the ground.
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Speaker 3: That's when when I'm looking at the flame here, like
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Speaker 3: it's dropping fairly fucking short, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: It's like, well, you're I don't know what you're aiming for, lads,
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Speaker 3: But nothing says welcome to the fire service, she says,
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Speaker 3: like sending a probi out to put out forty thousands
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Speaker 3: of flaming Rabbi by God Probationy fire Officer Jerry is
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Speaker 3: the only vegan on our department. Said the boss man.
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Speaker 3: Not naturally, so naturally, sorry, her surface, so naturally. Her
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Speaker 3: first fire development was attractor. To be fair, they have
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Speaker 3: what a lot of Americans don't have. They have a
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Speaker 3: bit of satirical humor about them here, like she there's
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Speaker 3: not much of a chat with herself about it, I said, secretly, possibly,
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Speaker 3: you know how many in rural Doolittle, Missouri, how many
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Speaker 3: actual vegans are there?
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Speaker 2: And I wonder, you know, like that, do you think
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Speaker 2: do you think this was perhaps Tom. I'm just saying,
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Speaker 2: job by the vegans.
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you know that vegan hits squad, that
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Speaker 3: movie Backdraft, you know, and this is like backstrap or whatever.
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Speaker 3: You know, it's it's just like they're borning trucks. And
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Speaker 3: just Jenny got on the job day day one. She
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Speaker 3: happened to be on the job to fucking put out
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Speaker 3: the first go on. So I'll do it just at this.
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Speaker 2: Stage, just let it burn. Well, listen, the hell of
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Speaker 2: a day on the job for genner Ulrick, the vegan firefighter.
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Speaker 2: I got questions, all right, but you know, we're not
11:36
Speaker 2: going to aim questions at her now. She's a she's
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Speaker 2: a fine upstanding probably and we wish her all the
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Speaker 2: best in her future careers. So she's not quite going
11:45
Speaker 2: to be This week This Lad, Tom, which is the
11:47
Speaker 2: second segment of the Tom and Jerry Show where we
11:49
Speaker 2: look at spectacular individuals on any given week, people that
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Speaker 2: you don't refer to as being, Ah, yeah this lad,
11:55
Speaker 2: you have to say, oh yeah, this lad. No, there's
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Speaker 2: that guy. Oh I got I got a lad for you, Tom.
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Speaker 2: He's as we speak of our people, we are going
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Speaker 2: down to Cork to I don't think we've had a
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Speaker 2: Cork this lad yet.
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Speaker 3: We've definitely, we've definitely dipped our toe in Cork.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you we have definitely never had this
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Speaker 2: lad who was a retired guard. A retired guard has
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Speaker 2: to OutKick his coverage to get hailed on the Tom
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Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, I'll tell you that much. But this
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Speaker 2: guy has managed it. This week, mister Mick Hanley, a
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Speaker 2: retired guard from County Cork, has launched a new website, Tom,
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Speaker 2: one that I can't believe we haven't had yet. He
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Speaker 2: has launched what is being described as r I P
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Speaker 2: dot I E for pets. Do you know what fair?
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Speaker 2: I like?
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Speaker 3: I kind of hope that it isn't far and guessing
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Speaker 3: it probably is gonna, you know, benefit some charity or
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Speaker 3: whatever in the end. But I kind of hope in
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Speaker 3: a capitalistic way that he's going to make a fortune
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Speaker 3: off this.
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Speaker 2: He is going to make a fortune, Tom, And I
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Speaker 2: don't see any mention in any article that I see
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Speaker 2: here about any of that money going anywhere other than
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Speaker 2: oh grace to the to the funds and well being
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Speaker 2: of mister Hanley. The website is called rest Easy Friend.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't give the URL here, but one can only
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Speaker 2: assume that there's rest Easy Friend dot I E will
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Speaker 2: throw up on socials for you. And it allows people
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Speaker 2: to put up tributes for their fallen furry comrades.
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Speaker 3: Tom of course a twenty five yuro pup Jesus, well,
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Speaker 3: I see it. Yeah, it says annual feel like I mean,
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Speaker 3: you know, if you're getting to use that more than
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Speaker 3: twice in the year, you need.
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Speaker 2: Number one, we need to call the DSPCA on you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's farmers who would have animals die in
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Speaker 3: the rig. Ain't going to be signing up to this,
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Speaker 3: going poor little I've met on the pavement for Daisy there.
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Speaker 2: You know, it seems to be for all intents and purposes,
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Speaker 2: Tom Digital graveyard for your for your animals, And I
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Speaker 2: think it's nice.
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Speaker 3: Do you know it's no different, It's only you know
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Speaker 3: what I'm amazing, hasn't It's no different than those you know,
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Speaker 3: every small town has like a card shop and whatever
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Speaker 3: shop and in the in the in the window they'll
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Speaker 3: have you know ever already reads for scenarios. They'll have
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Speaker 3: moment dead or whatever, you know, little four concrete little
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Speaker 3: slabs and they'll have like you know, ri ip the cat.
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Speaker 3: You know, they'll have there are I've seen ones where
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Speaker 3: if you bury the cat in the backyard or whatever,
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Speaker 3: you get a little slab to put it down. Pray
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Speaker 3: to god the dog doesn't dig the fucker back up.
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Speaker 3: Like but you know, I've seen I've seen gravestones of
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Speaker 3: remembrance for animals in the past. And here's the thing
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Speaker 3: jar to the level like Ireland especially, this is the
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Speaker 3: place that was going to start. We are I think
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Speaker 3: the most we spend the more money per head to
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Speaker 3: capital or something, and nearly everywhere else in the world
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Speaker 3: on pets like luxury items like we spoke about this
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Speaker 3: a couple of episodes, like a North Faced jacket for
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Speaker 3: your fucking chihuahua. Like you know what I mean, it's
15:10
Speaker 3: it's it's kind of getting out of hand. But like
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Speaker 3: I've seen cat hotels. There was a program on television
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Speaker 3: about and these were Irish people. You normally get these
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Speaker 3: lunatics in Britain in America, but these were Irish people
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Speaker 3: who you would leave your cat into this cat hotel
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Speaker 3: while you go off on holidays, and the cat would
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Speaker 3: be assigned like a SIM card and the cat would
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Speaker 3: text you in the morning.
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Speaker 2: The cat, now, not the not the handler, the cat.
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Speaker 2: The cat would would text you.
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Speaker 3: In the morning, going morning, Mom and Dad, just have
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Speaker 3: me breakfast. Having a shite now.
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Speaker 2: Now, I mean, I don't.
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Speaker 3: I'm all for suspending disbelief. But at the same time,
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Speaker 3: the cats thumbs are halfway up their forearm like they're
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Speaker 3: not texting nobody.
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Speaker 2: Like the cat's ain't texting nobody. No, that's a do
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Speaker 2: you know? You know, Tom, we talked about this a
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Speaker 2: couple of episodes. We talked about this a couple of
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Speaker 2: episodes ago. We remember when dogs were dogs in this
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Speaker 2: data outside and such like. But one thing that doesn't
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Speaker 2: go away that I do remember, keenly is what happens
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Speaker 2: when a pet is sick and dies. It's not nice. Ah,
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Speaker 2: here's what I want to talk to you about when
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Speaker 2: it comes to r I P dot I for pets
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Speaker 2: as this is rest easy friend dot com. I looked
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Speaker 2: it up there and it's it is literally that it's
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Speaker 2: a digital graveyard for your pets. You can pay a
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Speaker 2: fee and up to go. Doesn't seem to me anything
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Speaker 2: that people don't do on their instagrams themselves when their
16:35
Speaker 2: pets die. But what you am I to judge it's
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Speaker 2: a good business opportunity. Go nuts, Protestants, Tom, there's no conversation.
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Speaker 2: I can't swing background friends.
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Speaker 3: At some stage in every episode there seems to be.
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Speaker 2: A you didn't think I'd be able to get here
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Speaker 2: from from from dead pets, but here we are.
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Speaker 3: I kind of know how you where you're going because
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Speaker 3: you and I talked privately about this and yeah, you
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Speaker 3: sent me on the pamphlet and everything one time.
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Speaker 2: This is amazing. This is the amazing thing. We were
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Speaker 2: always told. I'm raised Roman Catholic. We were always told
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Speaker 2: expressly to our face, God bless everybody in the house
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Speaker 2: except the cat and the dog. Yeah, you can't pray
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Speaker 2: for a cat. You can't pray for a dog. When
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Speaker 2: the movie came out, when I was we all dogs
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Speaker 2: go to heaven, that was blasphemy. All dogs do not
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Speaker 2: go to heaven. We've been told at school dogs don't
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Speaker 2: go to heaven.
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Speaker 3: And that was kill Kenny, I believe about ninety five.
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Speaker 2: So just saying we were told that to our faces. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: And it's pointless to pray for a dog or a
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Speaker 2: cat because God's not going to listen to it. Now.
17:42
Speaker 2: Our Protestant friends, on the other hand, pray for the
17:45
Speaker 2: dogs and cats all the time. They've got dog and
17:47
Speaker 2: cat masses. I've been to them.
17:49
Speaker 3: Tom. Well, here's the thing I with that that being said,
17:53
Speaker 3: I remember like when the cattle were getting tested, you know,
17:55
Speaker 3: the grandparents had, you know, beef cattle whatever it is
17:58
Speaker 3: this time a year actually did they'd be able to
18:00
Speaker 3: test him. And I remember like my grandmother be out
18:03
Speaker 3: with like four gallons of holy water, flicking it all
18:06
Speaker 3: over the like if they got something. They got something, lady,
18:08
Speaker 3: holy water, holy water, and going to clear up the
18:10
Speaker 3: TV if they got it, like thankfully.
18:12
Speaker 2: Never did where's your gud now?
18:15
Speaker 3: But she'd be and I'm kind of going, well, who
18:18
Speaker 3: is that for you? So you don't have to you know,
18:21
Speaker 3: you know, you feel like you're doing something, utilize the whole,
18:25
Speaker 3: the whole herd or is that for the cattle?
18:27
Speaker 2: Do you know?
18:28
Speaker 3: And are you allowed to put that on it? As
18:30
Speaker 3: a religious woman? Are you allowed to do that to
18:32
Speaker 3: put holy water? Yeah? But when you sent me on that,
18:36
Speaker 3: that was the most amazing mass there was.
18:39
Speaker 2: This is this is in air locality up in the
18:41
Speaker 2: then and I'll be suppose my ignorance here, Tom, that
18:44
Speaker 2: it might be Church of Ireland, it might be Presbyterianism.
18:47
Speaker 2: I saw a dog mass and I went, Tom, what
18:50
Speaker 2: can I tell you?
18:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I mean dogma is a is you
18:54
Speaker 3: know they call it the day when you're dealing.
18:56
Speaker 2: With these things, the dogma of the dog mass. And
18:58
Speaker 2: when I went to the dog mass and we brought
18:59
Speaker 2: the and need the dog and it was a riot.
19:03
Speaker 2: It was like a hour of like singing hymns about dogs,
19:07
Speaker 2: of which the Protestants have many. You have enough to
19:11
Speaker 2: fill a whole mass. They've got like all creatures great
19:14
Speaker 2: and small, Like they're they're coming out with the bangers
19:17
Speaker 2: about how animals are a big part of the world.
19:21
Speaker 2: And your pet deserves to be blessed and it was fantastic. Yeah,
19:27
Speaker 2: and I get it.
19:29
Speaker 3: I do get it, and that's kind of built into
19:31
Speaker 3: their zeitgeist or whatever. But my question about Rest Easy
19:35
Speaker 3: Friend is like, I know, I know what like r
19:40
Speaker 3: ip dotty is essentially for people to know the you know,
19:46
Speaker 3: the dead person or knows their family, to check up
19:49
Speaker 3: on funeral arrangements and stuff like that, Like what, what's.
19:53
Speaker 2: The what is the purpose of this? Who is this far?
19:57
Speaker 2: Who is this far? Like who is the captive audience?
19:59
Speaker 2: Like I mean, that's you know, I'm not gonna say
20:03
Speaker 2: that this lad of the weakness retired guard to mc
20:06
Speaker 2: handley from Cork hasn't done his sums and and and
20:08
Speaker 2: figured out a market for this. But like, I'm not
20:12
Speaker 2: just checking Rest Easy Friend every day on spec No,
20:17
Speaker 2: just to see if there anybody passed away or I
20:20
Speaker 2: heard the dog up the road wasn't doing too well, That's.
20:22
Speaker 3: What I mean. Like yeah, or maybe here's the thing
20:26
Speaker 3: you and I wouldn't but you know, like there is
20:29
Speaker 3: you know, Sharon from you know, basing Stock, who or
20:34
Speaker 3: Norah from Galway who'll share a missing dog that's in
20:37
Speaker 3: Iowa from two years ago, so you maybe they're you know,
20:41
Speaker 3: maybe we're not the target audience for this thing.
20:44
Speaker 2: Like they were. Tommy, I'm gonna tell you where the
20:47
Speaker 2: target doggins for fun all these days? I know. Yeah,
20:50
Speaker 2: maybe good fixings and fixed that's about it. And we
20:53
Speaker 2: wanted to be bothered at this stage. That's true.
20:55
Speaker 3: But I'm I'm intrigued because he's gotten great coverage on it.
21:00
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, it's I mean, there's a million website
21:03
Speaker 3: set up at day. Why is this guy after getting
21:05
Speaker 3: such mileage? Like are people kind of sneakering at it?
21:10
Speaker 2: Why has retired GUARDA mccannley been on RT radio talking
21:14
Speaker 2: about this? Tom what? Yeah, we could we could pull
21:18
Speaker 2: at that string.
21:20
Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's gotten on it, and I'm no doubt.
21:23
Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm not going to listen back to Oliver
21:24
Speaker 3: callenon interviewing him. But at the same time, like I don't
21:28
Speaker 3: really care what mix is there. I don't see many
21:33
Speaker 3: people looking it up, like you'll nearly find out fair
21:37
Speaker 3: quick like if you're close enough to the person to care.
21:39
Speaker 2: About their dog.
21:40
Speaker 3: Like I said, if they're walking down, they're just dragging
21:42
Speaker 3: an empty lead behind them, you know, the signs are there.
21:48
Speaker 2: You know, if if they happen, if they haven't posted
21:51
Speaker 2: it on their own Instagram or Facebook or whatever it is, Tom,
21:55
Speaker 2: I think they'll be all right. Yeah, this is and
21:58
Speaker 2: listeners can listen back there and hear the dublin come
22:00
Speaker 2: in on me there when I said they're own, Yeah.
22:03
Speaker 3: I heard.
22:05
Speaker 2: I try and sneak in every now and then I'll
22:07
Speaker 2: try and edit that out and post if I can
22:09
Speaker 2: leave a beat time. I have to. I have to
22:10
Speaker 2: learn from my I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
22:15
Speaker 2: there you go, Tom, There you go. Rest easy, friend,
22:19
Speaker 2: We're all doing rest easy. Just yet, buddy, We're gonna
22:21
Speaker 2: We're gonna play on. We're not going across that rainbow
22:23
Speaker 2: bridge anytime soon. Baby. You seem you seem doubtful about that,
22:29
Speaker 2: But no, I'm gonna play on. I'm only I'm a
22:30
Speaker 2: young man, Tom. I'm forty five years of age. You're
22:33
Speaker 2: about a year behind me. It wasn't long going around,
22:37
Speaker 2: I gotta tell Yeah, we came to this age pretty
22:39
Speaker 2: quick and sometimes we For example, in the last segment
22:43
Speaker 2: of the show, look back on where all the years
22:45
Speaker 2: have gone, all the way back to the wonderful nineteen
22:49
Speaker 2: eighties and nineteen nineties and all that wonderful shade in between.
22:54
Speaker 2: In a segment we call we Remember when when I
22:57
Speaker 2: was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
23:01
Speaker 3: But yeah, that Jesus Christ, we did go around the houses.
23:04
Speaker 3: But look at it, you know it fill it filled
23:06
Speaker 3: the gap.
23:07
Speaker 2: This is it people giving people their their value. This week, Tom,
23:10
Speaker 2: we remember lots of things here on the Tom and
23:13
Speaker 2: Jerry Show, and sometimes we are given reminders. And I
23:16
Speaker 2: was given a reminder lately of of tipping on an
23:22
Speaker 2: age because I had to go to the dentist for
23:24
Speaker 2: an emergency filming because one of my films fell out.
23:27
Speaker 2: You I had to get that son of a bitch
23:28
Speaker 2: filled again because they I don't know if you had
23:31
Speaker 2: to get it done once.
23:33
Speaker 3: I got Yeah, I got two runs of one one
23:35
Speaker 3: time and for a finish it was it was a
23:37
Speaker 3: broken tooth that they kind of they shut it up
23:40
Speaker 3: one side of it. They held it together, and it
23:42
Speaker 3: kept together for about eight years, and then they filled
23:44
Speaker 3: it a second time and on the third attempt when
23:46
Speaker 3: the filling fell out the side you want.
23:49
Speaker 2: They never actually asked what happened.
23:51
Speaker 3: They just thought my tooth was disintegrating, but it was
23:53
Speaker 3: I gotta kicking them out playing sports. But yeah, she
23:58
Speaker 3: didn't even ask me the second time how she just
24:01
Speaker 3: dug down into it and ripped the fucking then clean out
24:03
Speaker 3: of my head.
24:03
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, Tom, I
24:06
Speaker 2: have a tooth missing in my head that I got extracted.
24:08
Speaker 2: Same story, like you know, you tried your best for
24:10
Speaker 2: it and eventually it just didn't go and I got
24:12
Speaker 2: it extracted, And have all the teeth in my head, Tom,
24:15
Speaker 2: that one is the only one hasn't given me a
24:19
Speaker 2: moment's bother since guess guess the ghost that was talking
24:23
Speaker 2: out It didn't bug me even slightly. But we'll try
24:26
Speaker 2: and hold on to our teeth for another little while.
24:28
Speaker 2: But it put me in mind, Tom, of what we remember.
24:31
Speaker 2: We remember when the dentist taught us the true meaning
24:38
Speaker 2: of fear?
24:40
Speaker 3: Do you know we had with the nasty bastard of
24:45
Speaker 3: a dentist we used to go to. But there was
24:46
Speaker 3: a nice lady. Did he have a thing because Natasha
24:49
Speaker 3: school didn't have it?
24:49
Speaker 2: And I was surprise Horse. I want to talk to
24:51
Speaker 2: you about this. I want to talk about.
24:52
Speaker 3: Because lady came out to the school and we were
24:54
Speaker 3: probably fifth class. I'm thinking of what classroom I was in,
24:57
Speaker 3: probably fifth class maybe, and that was maybe she would
25:00
Speaker 3: she just did the whole school that day. But she
25:02
Speaker 3: had a big set of teeth, you know, not herself,
25:04
Speaker 3: like her teeth or teeth were grand, but she had
25:06
Speaker 3: a mouth, you.
25:06
Speaker 1: Know, a.
25:09
Speaker 2: Cast, a cast, but a big set.
25:11
Speaker 3: And it was a fun looking set, like a cartoon
25:12
Speaker 3: size set, like six inches of teeth and a big toothbrush.
25:16
Speaker 2: That's that's Russell Crowe's band. That's a jazz band.
25:25
Speaker 3: And she'll show you how to do how to brush
25:28
Speaker 3: your teeth correctly through every and I remember an at
25:32
Speaker 3: that's brilliant, such a simplistic idea.
25:34
Speaker 2: I got either I listened to her. There was nobody
25:37
Speaker 2: did in her school. Here's the thing. The dentist that
25:40
Speaker 2: you go to today is fantastic and it's bright and
25:44
Speaker 2: it's clean and it's all smooth and it's all you know.
25:50
Speaker 2: I dare say kids today have inherited the fear of
25:52
Speaker 2: the dentist from people.
25:54
Speaker 3: I feel he loves going to He went the other
25:56
Speaker 3: day to have his teeth checked and he couldn't funk
25:59
Speaker 3: away to.
25:59
Speaker 2: Get in is it. My kids have seen dentists in
26:02
Speaker 2: the Simpsons and dentists in little shabahars and things like this,
26:06
Speaker 2: and it spooked him like, oh my god, going to
26:08
Speaker 2: the dentist is a is a horrible thing. Go to
26:10
Speaker 2: this this this grand just you know, tells your head back, click,
26:14
Speaker 2: clicklick away, you go, that's grand Tom. When we came
26:17
Speaker 2: up through the eighties, it was that kind of dentist
26:20
Speaker 2: that you see in the cartoons. It was that fucking
26:24
Speaker 2: stainless steel implements on a on a velvet roll out
26:28
Speaker 2: thing like you're about to get fucking pressed for answers,
26:30
Speaker 2: mister Bond.
26:31
Speaker 3: I remember going to one guy and it was it
26:34
Speaker 3: was the very first time I got that too. They
26:37
Speaker 3: tried to repair it. He was some fucking animal, that guy.
26:40
Speaker 3: But he actually had it was a big, hefty German
26:43
Speaker 3: fellow and he actually had you know, the upside down
26:47
Speaker 3: like the concaved.
26:48
Speaker 2: Oh the mirror, wailess steel mirror on his head.
26:50
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this? Nineteen thirty seven,
26:54
Speaker 3: You're gonna ambitate my leg and a.
26:55
Speaker 2: Way like he like he's in Kingdom Hospital or something
26:59
Speaker 2: like that. As you mentioned going around to the school now,
27:03
Speaker 2: you know, we it's not in their school. That not
27:07
Speaker 2: not in the kids the school that the kids go
27:08
Speaker 2: to right now. Maybe it still happens in schools around there.
27:11
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I remember when I was wee,
27:14
Speaker 2: the dentist would come around and check everybody in the
27:17
Speaker 2: class in an hour. Did you ever have that? Jesus,
27:21
Speaker 2: I can't ring any bells. You would go up and
27:23
Speaker 2: you would sit in like an upright school seat, like
27:27
Speaker 2: you'd line up like you were going up to handle.
27:29
Speaker 2: And she did, I think she did. And the and
27:32
Speaker 2: it would be the dentist and the dental assistant there,
27:35
Speaker 2: and the dentists will be like, okay, tom o' many ten,
27:39
Speaker 2: and he do that whole by cosbit left by caspit
27:42
Speaker 2: up or you know more or that I don't And
27:46
Speaker 2: and and that was your dental checkup. And everybody got
27:49
Speaker 2: it done within and a half an hour of and
27:52
Speaker 2: you all got delust afterwards. No, I don't just use
27:55
Speaker 2: the one He just used the one tools on us
27:56
Speaker 2: all or he rattled them around in the jar that
28:00
Speaker 2: blue ship you see in the barbershop, just robed it
28:03
Speaker 2: under his arm pit.
28:04
Speaker 3: I don't think so, But we we all got a
28:07
Speaker 3: compulsory We all got like a compulsory call in to
28:13
Speaker 3: the local dentist.
28:14
Speaker 2: You just had to.
28:15
Speaker 3: And yeah because a woman, I don't think she went
28:18
Speaker 3: through as all. Like there was some lads that would
28:20
Speaker 3: have been her fucking finger off in my school, like
28:22
Speaker 3: you know right let alone. Yeah, yeah, he ain't getting
28:24
Speaker 3: into his mouth like you know, not without you sedation,
28:27
Speaker 3: like that's not happening, and you're doing it in the
28:29
Speaker 3: school in the school set up.
28:31
Speaker 2: No, I don't think we For the comments now for
28:33
Speaker 2: the older people, you have very interesting be interested in that.
28:37
Speaker 3: We would have went to similar schools, you know, rural schools,
28:40
Speaker 3: so it's very very interesting. So no, we got a
28:42
Speaker 3: compulsory compulsory in you go. And I do remember, I
28:46
Speaker 3: do remember there was no warmth whatsoever.
28:49
Speaker 2: No, like it was these were christ all right, get
28:52
Speaker 2: functional buildings, Tom, But there was.
28:54
Speaker 3: No warmth from the dentist either, like you know what
28:56
Speaker 3: I mean.
28:56
Speaker 2: No, no, And I'll tell you what there wasn't either
29:00
Speaker 2: with the dentists we had up and came across. Yeah,
29:02
Speaker 2: as didn't get a fucking sticker ord a lollipop after
29:05
Speaker 2: like Cromsey that much.
29:05
Speaker 3: Not the other Feller came home with the realis stuff
29:07
Speaker 3: the other day and the LOLLI was absolutely fucking delighted himself.
29:10
Speaker 3: And there so they are ridiculously lovely. I'm like, well,
29:14
Speaker 3: so a lots damn there. Everything has changed.
29:16
Speaker 2: You live there, there's forty year worth of lego.
29:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, you live in literally a different world than you
29:22
Speaker 3: know what he did. There was every reason to just
29:24
Speaker 3: not enjoy going to the dentist.
29:26
Speaker 2: Just as we mentioned that Tom in our in our
29:29
Speaker 2: segment a couple of weeks ago, when we talked about
29:31
Speaker 2: how we remember the pet food isle in the in
29:34
Speaker 2: the in the shop being like three cans of pedigree
29:37
Speaker 2: chum and one kind of whiscus and that was it.
29:39
Speaker 2: That was your pet food isle. Now you go into
29:41
Speaker 2: it and it's a whole fucking isle. So be it
29:43
Speaker 2: with dentistry if you go and dental care and oral
29:47
Speaker 2: oral health as they call it. Tom. You go in
29:49
Speaker 2: there and you've got all kinds of washes and listerines
29:52
Speaker 2: and alcohol freeze, and you got the too brushes to
29:55
Speaker 2: beat the band. No Tom, No, no, no, no no no.
29:59
Speaker 2: Back in the day when I was coming up, you
30:01
Speaker 2: had cold Gate and you had col Gate in a tube.
30:06
Speaker 2: I think Echo Fresh was the fresh made the Irish
30:09
Speaker 2: fresh minty paste, and that was about it. There wasn't like,
30:12
Speaker 2: oh and here's picks and flossters and little fucking pipe
30:16
Speaker 2: cleaners and ship like this. That that just wasn't the thing. Now,
30:19
Speaker 2: that's I'm just basically explaining why I now, as a
30:23
Speaker 2: forty five year old man, have teeth that looked like
30:25
Speaker 2: Papashanko's necklace. Oh my god, so many fucking throwbacks in
30:31
Speaker 2: one sentence. Well I borrowed that one, I saw that
30:35
Speaker 2: one throw Oh wow. But but yeah, no, like right now,
30:40
Speaker 2: these days, these kids have the facility to keep their teeth.
30:45
Speaker 2: Tell me this American looking to this day, why has
30:49
Speaker 2: Turkey teeth taken off so fucking quickly?
30:51
Speaker 3: Then? Jerr if we have so many supplies here to
30:53
Speaker 3: sort out your teeth at home.
30:54
Speaker 2: Before Tom like like, you know who's getting Turkey teeth,
30:57
Speaker 2: it's not. It's not you know, young lads like their kids.
31:01
Speaker 2: It's elboys like you or me. Maybe that'll be like,
31:04
Speaker 2: you know, you know, late Turkey's early forties had teeth
31:08
Speaker 2: kicked out of our head playing sport, have teeth that
31:10
Speaker 2: came up twisted around the back the wrong way, blah
31:13
Speaker 2: blah blah, all this kind of thing. And you know,
31:16
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna put my hand up for more dentistry
31:18
Speaker 2: when I was twelve and thirteen, I was like, get
31:20
Speaker 2: me the fuck away from that right now, if I do.
31:23
Speaker 2: But because I was terrified, and and I had reason
31:25
Speaker 2: to to to be terrified of sour as fuck. But
31:29
Speaker 2: now you know, you're later on in life, and ah,
31:31
Speaker 2: you know I should have got that one. Maybe that
31:33
Speaker 2: would have been no harm. And maybe I will go
31:35
Speaker 2: to Turkey and give four grand to some lad too
31:39
Speaker 2: to stick a stick a joke chattering teeth into.
31:43
Speaker 3: My mouth, to stick a fucking skirting board up into
31:46
Speaker 3: your face.
31:46
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, you know, I'm holding out for
31:49
Speaker 2: a middle ground, Tom, You know what I mean.
31:52
Speaker 3: There's the level of dentistry care. There's a whole as
31:55
Speaker 3: you said, like about the the food there. You go
31:59
Speaker 3: to any pharmacy or any there's.
32:00
Speaker 2: A whole section. Yeah, the whole wall for mine mind
32:04
Speaker 2: in your teeth.
32:05
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the chat is in the schools
32:07
Speaker 3: about it, but it just seems to be a compulsory
32:09
Speaker 3: set thing that as a child you bring him but
32:12
Speaker 3: he he'd go every week if he could. He And
32:15
Speaker 3: now I've been putting it off. I have a toothtand
32:17
Speaker 3: I'm kind of going it's a bit sensitive. You're the
32:19
Speaker 3: last two weeks and I'm kind of going er. Maybe
32:21
Speaker 3: you'll come back and go all right again if I
32:22
Speaker 3: drink enough milk. Maybe I don't think it's that.
32:25
Speaker 2: I don't think I've got one on a hide in
32:26
Speaker 2: the nut in here, Tom, And as as I might
32:29
Speaker 2: have said before, they'll turn around and go like, you know,
32:31
Speaker 2: we'll we'll fix it for nine hundred or pull it
32:33
Speaker 2: for two, and I'll be like, I just made seven.
32:35
Speaker 3: Hundred to get that door in a string. Ready?
32:40
Speaker 2: Not often, not often you get free money. Yes, that's
32:44
Speaker 2: one we want to throw open to the crowd there.
32:46
Speaker 2: What do you remember of dentistry as a youth? Has
32:49
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32:52
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32:54
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32:55
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34:16
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34:20
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, we had a slightly slightly truncated episode this week,
34:24
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34:24
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Speaker 3: may have been a bit on the speedy side, but
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Speaker 3: people understand.
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Speaker 2: I make I make a promise to the listeners of
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Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show that I'm going to circle
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Speaker 2: around to those God's Horse talk we had there earlier
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Speaker 2: in the showtown because I want to talk more about them.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what do you call them? Then they're the
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Speaker 2: wooly worms?
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Speaker 3: No, Harry Molly's the Harry Mulli's right, Yeah, God's horse,
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Speaker 3: God's No, God's horse is Oh well, God's cow is
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Speaker 3: a ladybird in Irish, So God God's God.
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Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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Speaker 3: I wonder what find out what I mean, what the
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Speaker 3: the Irish for it is because God's a ladybird is
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Speaker 3: like boda, which is God's cow, both bag or something
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Speaker 3: like that it's called but I know, but maybe Harry
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Speaker 3: Mally's are God's horse, which is a string.
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Speaker 2: Next week on them listen. We'll see you guys next
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Speaker 2: week and we'll we'll sort that out. Take care, gre