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DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The drunk down line. You call us at six oh
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  Speaker 1: two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three, leave us a message,
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  Speaker 1: you know, tell us what's going on. The point was
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  Speaker 1: this line was created to give to you as guys
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  Speaker 1: hit on you. You want to give me your number, you
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  Speaker 1: give this number and then you put back the message.
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  Speaker 1: But this turned into like just drunk people leaving us messages.
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  Speaker 1: You could also leave us a message on the talkback
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  Speaker 1: feature on the iHeartRadio app, which is crystal clear, and
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  Speaker 1: you can just participate whatever's going on the show.
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  Speaker 2: We could talk to you about anything. Kile, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: to Belly, Willie and a kids thinking about it. Oh
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  Speaker 2: Kile that life is better when you're pooping. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to go back on that.
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  Speaker 1: I literally you, guys, I'm not even kidding you, Like
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  Speaker 1: I am endorsing BELLI WELLI right now. But I started
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  Speaker 1: using it.
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  Speaker 3: Like a month and a half, two months ago, and
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  Speaker 3: I feel like a different person.
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  Speaker 2: Like I am like pooping every day.
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  Speaker 1: Bringing it never happened in my life. Bring your poop
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  Speaker 1: literally no, let's look at it.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what it's like. I feel like my
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  Speaker 2: stomach splatter because of it. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 2: I never felt like this before. It feels good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, John Jay, I just had to say
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't agree.
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  Speaker 1: More.
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  Speaker 3: Flies gross me out so bad too, and yes, slattering
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  Speaker 3: them with a fly swatter. And what's even more gross
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  Speaker 3: is people who leave them on surfaces where people eat
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  Speaker 3: and drink. Oh, that drives me crazy. It happens in
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  Speaker 3: businesses and at homes and I just don't understand it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't hear something gross. So flies gross me out,
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  Speaker 1: Like I can't touch them. They gross me out. And
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  Speaker 1: when you open up our refrigerator, like we have those
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  Speaker 1: two refrigerator doors on the left hand side of the top,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a dead fly upside down and I can't
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  Speaker 1: touch it, and I don't want to clean it because
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  Speaker 1: they'll make me throw up. And I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: tell my wife because I feel like that's disrespectful to you.
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  Speaker 1: But what would you clean it? So I'll just leave
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  Speaker 1: it there. Oh, I feel like that's even more gross,
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  Speaker 1: so gross, So I only opened up the right side
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  Speaker 1: of the Now I don't whatever, just use something to.
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  Speaker 2: Like it'll make me. But you look away, like look
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  Speaker 2: away when you.
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  Speaker 1: Do it, look away and it'll fall on the ground
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  Speaker 1: and then as like, oh you hold the like hold
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  Speaker 1: a little trash can up, saying no, no matter what,
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  Speaker 1: it's going over and then just kind of like I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, how the hell the fly get in there? The hell?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I had a bird go in my garage
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  Speaker 2: the other day. Really, that's actually kind of scary. Well,
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  Speaker 2: so they get stuck there. I got the how the
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  Speaker 2: garage door was open.
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  Speaker 1: I walked into the garage, I closed the garage door,
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  Speaker 1: and I went into my sauna and I'm in my
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  Speaker 1: sauna and then I sees bird flying around and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, how do I get this bird out of
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  Speaker 1: my garage? Well, I don't want to get out of
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  Speaker 1: the sauna because I'm already in the sauna and I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like talking to the bird, just stop
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  Speaker 2: floating up, bird, stop fling the bird.
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  Speaker 1: And then Blake comes home, opens the garage door, and
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  Speaker 1: the bird I takes off, and then she walks over
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  Speaker 1: to me and she goes.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that bird? I go yeah. She goes,
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  Speaker 2: why didn't you open the garage?
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  Speaker 1: And I go, I didn't know the bird was in
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  Speaker 1: the garage until the garage door closed. Anyway, that bird's
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  Speaker 1: going around telling a song in there. There's like a
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  Speaker 1: human zoo. You go, look see this guy sitting there.
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  Speaker 3: I wish my husband was desensitized to gross stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He still kind of pukes up in his mouth when
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  Speaker 2: our toddler needs her diaper change and he says bad hesting, Well,
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  Speaker 2: Toddler's that's that's real. That's real stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning guys, John Jay. I wanted to tell
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  Speaker 4: you that you're not wrong. I used to have the
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  Speaker 4: Jane Lotto app and I used it from time to
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  Speaker 4: time for emergencies as well, and one day he mysteriously disappeared.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't find it on my phone anymore. But what
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  Speaker 4: I found is that they must have restructured or something,
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  Speaker 4: because now you can install the app under the just
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  Speaker 4: the name alotto dot com and it is a legit
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  Speaker 4: third party. You usually get the copies of the lottery
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  Speaker 4: tickets via email.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, I had that. I don't have it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird, but I have a body of things.
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  Speaker 1: As we talked about it, because I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: losing all my money to the lotto. Anyway, that's how
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  Speaker 1: it works. Leave us the message six oh two eight
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  Speaker 1: A eight nineteen thirty three. It's a drunk out lounge
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