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Show #244 The Loneliest Naked Catch · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why.
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  Speaker 2: Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to episode two forty four of b
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  Speaker 3: F Y t W. I'm your host, Pants Sarrion. We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna play some pod panel show inspired podcast games pod
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  Speaker 3: pod pod pod pod. I don't know where that. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why I said that, but it's stuck. Now
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  Speaker 3: we're done it. We've done it, so you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 3: added the shut out. Uh anyway, maybe I will. We'll
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  Speaker 3: see about that anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Do extra workout of spite.
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  Speaker 3: This is a panel show inspired podcast. We're gonna play
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  Speaker 3: three silly games and have a much fun and hopefully
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  Speaker 3: declare a winner by the end. But if not, it's
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  Speaker 3: all good. I kind of enjoy when everybody wins.
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  Speaker 4: Heck, yeah, that's true. Tie records are fun, but it's
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  Speaker 4: fun when everybody wins.
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  Speaker 3: To We're gonna see how that goes. But in the meanwhile,
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  Speaker 3: let's meet our competitors, as always, are regular team captains.
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  Speaker 3: He's a man with a plan, and he used to
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  Speaker 3: be my youngest friend. Now he's just aggy. It's just aggy.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you could have arrived youngest man instead of Frid
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  Speaker 5: first of all.
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  Speaker 3: Second of all, what the fuck? Holy fuck play your
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  Speaker 3: damn theme too. Oh, this is amazing energy to start
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  Speaker 3: the show with.
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  Speaker 4: I am so this is fel like I got bitch laugh.
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  Speaker 3: I am so happy right now. This is a perfect
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  Speaker 3: way to start to get silly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do this ship.
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  Speaker 3: What is something you would like to warn other people about?
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  Speaker 4: Warn other people about?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is something you would like to warn other
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  Speaker 3: people about?
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: It's good question.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, let me take this seriously for.
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  Speaker 3: Like two seconds. Immediately take this crazy silly energy and
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  Speaker 3: refer that son of a bitch could be something silly.
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  Speaker 6: It could be something silly. No, uh, look.
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  Speaker 3: Out, I'm gonna come.
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  Speaker 1: Or don't walk out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna come.
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  Speaker 4: You both took my don't don't eat yellow snow also works.
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: When you are de scaling fish, uh, make sure that
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  Speaker 6: you remove all scales from your diet station. If you
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  Speaker 6: leave any scales behind, bacteria can build underneath it, and
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  Speaker 6: it can contaminate your other food stuff when you're doing
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  Speaker 6: diet prep.
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  Speaker 3: M okay, interesting, smart man, you want food prep.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna go food prep. No, I gotta switch
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  Speaker 1: it to something.
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  Speaker 4: That's taking my cum joe.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, next up.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: He was a soldier and he's bolder than a boulder
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  Speaker 3: on your shoulder.
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  Speaker 8: It's I think that's me, call me a weird gargoyle.
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  Speaker 4: Boulder on your roller, on your.
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  Speaker 3: Shoulder, he's bolder than a boulder on your shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty bold.
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  Speaker 4: Older, that's pretty bolder.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't mean to pretty older.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna smolder.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I told you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I tell you when you're older.
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  Speaker 3: Oh phenomenal, silly energy. And I So to bring things
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  Speaker 3: back down, Stee, what would you like to what would
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  Speaker 3: you like to warn people about?
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  Speaker 7: I would like to warn everybody, and I mean everybody
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  Speaker 7: that I am starting to use Instagram now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, oh boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 7: I've I had one post for six months. Now I
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  Speaker 7: have seven as of yesterday. Okay, so I'm starting. I'm
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  Speaker 7: starting to instagram it up.
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  Speaker 1: So be warned.
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  Speaker 7: Things will be posted by me. I don't know, but yeah, stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Fair warning. Stevie is on Instagram. You have no idea
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  Speaker 3: what you're about to say.
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  Speaker 1: You really don't. Isn't it an affiliate of like Facebook?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they're They're owned by the same company and you
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  Speaker 3: can easily make your posts on Instagram show up and
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  Speaker 3: Facebook advice.
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  Speaker 4: Versus oh you can, yeah, and then AI will take
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  Speaker 4: your likeness.
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  Speaker 3: I have them linked for a while, but no ship.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta figure that ship out there because I don't
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  Speaker 7: put anything on that Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then yeah, link them when you post on Instagram
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  Speaker 3: and will automatically post on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool.
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  Speaker 6: I left Facebook and when I went back to it
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  Speaker 6: and my b F y t w O Coyle, I
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  Speaker 6: put a picture of a cartoon dog on it and
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  Speaker 6: nothing else. So that way, no matter what, that's the
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  Speaker 6: only picture they're getting out of me, a cartoon dog
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  Speaker 6: that they already have.
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  Speaker 1: Your dog.
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  Speaker 3: The AI bubble is gonna burst, to trust me, it's coming.
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  Speaker 3: The anti A backlash has been kind of as.
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  Speaker 4: So funny you can't do hands, it's.
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  Speaker 3: So funny of how just looks.
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  Speaker 6: As someone who can't do art. I can't do hands,
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  Speaker 6: but it's funny that.
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  Speaker 4: A I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Anything made by humans is by definition going to be imperfect.
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  Speaker 3: That's just the way it is. So trying to create
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  Speaker 3: an AI to get closer to perfection is just the
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  Speaker 3: wrong move because it's not gonna be perfect.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's holy shit, I think I think that's the epiphany.
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  Speaker 7: Eron.
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  Speaker 6: We're trying to make AI to reprocate human and we
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  Speaker 6: know that anything that human makes is imperfect. So AI,
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  Speaker 6: with its design to perfect things but also replicate human,
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  Speaker 6: it makes this super hyper perfect picture.
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  Speaker 4: But then it has to.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck up real bad somewhere because that's what's human, because
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  Speaker 6: that's the human element that gives it away.
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  Speaker 3: So in reality, AI is perfectly replicating humans by creating
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  Speaker 3: imperfect perfection.
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  Speaker 1: The truth about AI.
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  Speaker 6: That's so cool, mind blown answer.
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  Speaker 7: And there's your warning, folks, there's warning. They're already copying.
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  Speaker 1: Now the computers don't know.
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  Speaker 6: So uh.
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  Speaker 3: And finally I am your host Pansel Saran some stars.
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  Speaker 3: So I would like to warn people about ever doing
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  Speaker 3: business with a company called Bread Financial, Comminity Bank, or
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  Speaker 3: Dental First Financing. They are all the same company.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And when I had my dentures redone, I once again
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  Speaker 3: you know it applied to get financing done for the
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  Speaker 3: because the creation of the dentures is expensive, not massively expensive,
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  Speaker 3: but large enough that I couldn't just cover the cost
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  Speaker 3: of myself, right, So yeah, it was still only like
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  Speaker 3: two thousand dollars. It was not a lot of money,
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  Speaker 3: but it was enough that I didn't have it on hand,
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  Speaker 3: couldn't just blop here you go. So I had worked
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  Speaker 3: with them before and had no problems. But this time
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  Speaker 3: this week Wednesday, I got a call from them saying
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  Speaker 3: that I was delinquent on my account and I said,
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  Speaker 3: that's impossible. I've made all my payments on time. And
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  Speaker 3: they're like, well, there's a late fee on your account.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't done anything. So I said, I have to
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  Speaker 3: check into this. I'll call you back. Hung up, went online,
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  Speaker 3: checked all the statements. All my payments were on time.
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  Speaker 3: On the November statement there is a payment, and then
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  Speaker 3: right underneath that as a late fee, and I went,
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  Speaker 3: hang on a second, here, now the payment is like
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  Speaker 3: twenty five days early. It was on the sixteenth of October.
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  Speaker 3: The due date was November tenth. That's why. That's why
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  Speaker 3: they claim it was late, which to earth which is redunculous,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely ridunculous, for a number of reasons. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: if it was meant to be applied to October, why
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  Speaker 3: is it not on the October statement like it's on
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  Speaker 3: the November statement. It's literally the line above the late fee.
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  Speaker 3: So they I called back and they just gaslight me.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, no, sir, you were late, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't. Here's the proof. You gave me the proof.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at it right now, like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm staring at it, and it says I was not late,
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  Speaker 3: right above the late fee, and I'm like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: can I speak to a manager? And the manager gas
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  Speaker 3: lit me and lied to me and said I'm sorry, sir,
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  Speaker 3: you were late and you get a late fee and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I wasn't, and so you know, I
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  Speaker 3: just I eventually hung up out of frustration with him.
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  Speaker 3: But he did say that there was a method to
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  Speaker 3: dispute late fees that was not through the phone system,
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  Speaker 3: and I said, okay, so went onto the website send
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  Speaker 3: a dispute in right yeah, and they respond, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 3: for the trouble, sir. We'll take off half of the
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  Speaker 3: cost of the late fee, but you were late, And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, this is the third time someone from
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  Speaker 3: your company has tried to gaslight and lie to me
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  Speaker 3: that I was late on a payment when I wasn't right,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, just I just had enough and
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  Speaker 3: I was like this, I'm just going to close my
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  Speaker 3: account with this company as fast as humanly possible, and
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  Speaker 3: then I want the account closed and I want never
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  Speaker 3: to do anything with you ever. Again. I haven't heard back,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't expect to. I'm just gonna try and
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  Speaker 3: see if I can, like pay the whole thing off
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  Speaker 3: with a credit card and just be done with it,
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  Speaker 3: like just just as soon as humanly possible. But here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing, here's here's here's the thrusting on the cake.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to Better Business Bureau to check into
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  Speaker 3: this company and see if anyone else had has a
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  Speaker 3: similar situation. There are thousands of complaints just like mine.
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  Speaker 3: Their rating is a one point zero five.
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  Speaker 4: Don't pay that.
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  Speaker 3: I have to. I have to pay that. I have
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  Speaker 3: to pay it off.
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  Speaker 1: Did you put the claim through business Bureau?
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you put your claim in through?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't do it.
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  Speaker 7: I've done that, dude. It do that first. That way
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  Speaker 7: accounts they will get responded to your account by your
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  Speaker 7: name on there, and they resolve it right there.
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  Speaker 3: Then they won't, judging by the other complaints that I've seen,
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  Speaker 3: like they respond and they continue to gaslight their customers.
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  Speaker 3: They continue to.
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  Speaker 7: Say they can dissolve it from your credit though I say, no,
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  Speaker 7: they don't own this, they can take it off your report, like.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's worth to try, man, I do it, do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not that worried about my credit right now because
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  Speaker 3: everywhere else is fine. Like you know, I've got everything covered,
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  Speaker 3: even the new truck, so which is great. I'm good
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  Speaker 3: to go. You know, I don't. I don't expect to
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  Speaker 3: be making any more large purposes anytime soon, so if
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  Speaker 3: I need credit badly in the next few years, that
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  Speaker 3: will be a surprise to me. So anyway, long story short,
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  Speaker 3: the companies are Bread Financial, Commenity Bank, and Dental First Financing.
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  Speaker 3: Do not do business with these people. The garbage they are.
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  Speaker 3: They are unethical at the at the at the nicest
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  Speaker 3: thing I can say about them is that they're unethical,
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  Speaker 3: So stay away.
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  Speaker 1: Even hot garbage or credit garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, just wanted to get that out there. Let's get
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  Speaker 3: on some games. Let's get back to that energy. We
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  Speaker 3: have a few minutes ago. We are going to play
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  Speaker 3: some silly asque games. I've whipped up some real good ones.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited about this game. Our first one is going
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  Speaker 3: to be have I got good news for you. I've
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  Speaker 3: got three news stories here, and all our players have
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  Speaker 3: to do is tell me which one of these three
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  Speaker 3: I picked as my favorite news of the week the
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  Speaker 3: best news of the week. The player who successfully picks
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  Speaker 3: the news story that I chose as the best news
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  Speaker 3: of the week win the game and earn one episode point.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go over each story individually, and then
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  Speaker 3: at the end I'll ask them for their opinions and
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  Speaker 3: we'll get to it. Our first news story, researchers find
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  Speaker 3: the world's loneliest dolphin talking to itself. This is a
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  Speaker 3: fascinating story. So some researchers found a dolphin, a solo dolphin,
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  Speaker 3: having full on conversations. These are marine biologists. They're around
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  Speaker 3: the coast of Denmark. They they found a solitary dolphin,
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  Speaker 3: which was weird because dolphins are usually very social creatures
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  Speaker 3: and there are no dolphin pods in that area. So
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  Speaker 3: they dropped microphones into the sea to find out whether
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  Speaker 3: the dolphin might try to communicate with human divers or
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  Speaker 3: perhaps porpoises inhabiting the area. But it turns out the
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  Speaker 3: dolphin talks a lot to no one in particular, So
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  Speaker 3: it's just agy do literally just me.
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  Speaker 4: Joe as a dolphin og just.
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  Speaker 1: Walks around the apartment.
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  Speaker 7: He'll pace throughout the apartment everywhere from like the best
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  Speaker 7: in his room, and he'll just keep doing that down
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  Speaker 7: the hallway just talking to himself.
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  Speaker 4: Might be going crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you probably are.
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  Speaker 3: Despite being completely alone, the dolphin is having full conversations
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  Speaker 3: covering the entire emotional spectrum. It aps, it cries, and
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  Speaker 3: experiences bouts of anger, all by its lonesome. Researchers aren't
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  Speaker 3: sure whether the dolphins vocalation vocalizations are spontaneous or if
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  Speaker 3: it's trying to entertain itself. Oh, either way, this is
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  Speaker 3: the loneliest dolphin in the world.
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  Speaker 7: That's probably why he's having all these emotional issues because
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  Speaker 7: he is.
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  Speaker 1: There's no other fun. Everybody shunned him. They kicked him
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  Speaker 1: out of fucking.
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  Speaker 7: Water World underwater water World, and.
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  Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
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  Speaker 7: He just didn't like hold up to the rest of
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  Speaker 7: the standards that they kicked him out of ship.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't think it would be called underwater World instead,
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  Speaker 3: it's underwater Water because.
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  Speaker 4: It's underwater and it's a water world exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's everything for dolphins.
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  Speaker 3: So, uh, just to jump out and explain something that like,
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  Speaker 3: this seems like a dark storylorady to start off with,
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  Speaker 3: whenever I do have I Got good news for you,
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  Speaker 3: all three stories tend to be pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like I'm asking you to pick the best
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  Speaker 3: of the worst. And the opposite is true is when
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  Speaker 3: I do have I Got bad news for you, generally
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  Speaker 3: they're all good news stories. I want you to pick
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  Speaker 3: the worst one. Uh, so these are all a little
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  Speaker 3: on the darker side. Just that way, just pulling back.
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  Speaker 6: Context because otherwise it's like, wait, how is that like goods?
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  Speaker 1: Yay? I hate yay.
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  Speaker 4: The fucking lily is depressed dolphin in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Let's move on to story number two.
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  Speaker 4: Might be a schizophrenic dolphin.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe Story number two, elderly woman discovers that the
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  Speaker 3: animal living under her house is a naked man. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you guys have lived in a house for
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  Speaker 3: a while.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: God, if it has a suitable opening, you know, something.
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  Speaker 1: Will think all crawl in.
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  Speaker 3: It could be a stink bug, a squirrel, a raccoon,
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  Speaker 3: or it could be a completely naked guy living in
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  Speaker 3: your crawl space. So this happened to a senior lady
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  Speaker 3: in California. For a long time, she'd been hearing strange
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  Speaker 3: noises under her house. Okay, she never paid them any mind.
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  Speaker 3: She figured it was just some animal rummaging around in
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  Speaker 3: the crawl space. But when the noises got strangely loud
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  Speaker 3: and communicative one night, she called the police to check
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  Speaker 3: what was happening. Turns out naked man under there. He'd
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  Speaker 3: been staying there for quite a while and he didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to leave. After hours of negotiations, the police ended
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  Speaker 3: up gassing him out hours. He's since been arrested for
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  Speaker 3: trespassing and has hopefully received some clothes. Oh uh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that sucks. But why was he being so loud?
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  Speaker 1: He gave himself away. That's his own fault. He should
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  Speaker 1: know better. He was safe.
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  Speaker 7: She thought it was just like a raccoon, and she
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  Speaker 7: was fine with it. And then this motherfucker had to
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  Speaker 7: go be in a dick and started talking stupid ogi,
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  Speaker 7: Why are you walking around people's houses like drawing into
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  Speaker 7: the always because that's what you.
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  Speaker 4: Do first time in the ocean at some person's house.
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  Speaker 7: Always pacing and walking and talking to like yourself, man,
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  Speaker 7: dressing up as a dolphin, playing in Underwater water World,
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  Speaker 7: trying to get in, and they kicked you out because
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  Speaker 7: they found out you were a human. See that's what
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  Speaker 7: you got kicked out of Underwater Water World. They knew
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  Speaker 7: you were a human because you were talking to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Look.
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  Speaker 6: Listen, listen, man, listen as I adjust my tinfoil hat.
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  Speaker 6: Uh the AI is trying to perfectly replicate us, man,
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  Speaker 6: and like they're trying to get even our imperfections perfected.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Man, It's true. It's true. Also squatters right, squatters right
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  Speaker 3: if somebody's already living there underneath it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you're in an apartment, you live underneath people.
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  Speaker 3: Here's hoping the police drop muff in Denmark so they
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  Speaker 3: could both make a friend. As there, we go on
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  Speaker 3: to story story number three, possibly actual deadliest catch, befuddled
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  Speaker 3: Norwegian halibut fisher's net a US nuclear submarine uh so,
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  Speaker 3: and and of course it got away, so the crew.
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  Speaker 4: Of Americans getting away.
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  Speaker 3: The crew of a small Norwegian halibut fishing boat was
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  Speaker 3: checking their nets in the Northwegency when they suddenly got
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: a bizarre call on The other end of the line
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: was the US Coast Guard, who informed them that one
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: of the Navy's subs had gotten tangled.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Clearly they were looking for the loneliest Dolphinings.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: We hears this dolphin and talk human.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: The dolphins has been talking in our submarines.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: It's been secretly leaking secrets and ship like that. Now
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: like a Russian trained dolphin, and it knows all the
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Russian secrets and they gotta go get it because it's
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: like blabbing in the middle of the ocean.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Uh. The Coast Guard representative informed of fishermen that, of
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: course the net wasn't designed to catch anything the size
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: of a nuclear submarine, so they informed them that the
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: net had been destroyed. Uh. Fortunately the Navy has offered
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: to replace the family ruined nets.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Be honest, they did it on purpose, just to see
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: the reaction.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I got one comment, two part comment.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: The first part is, god damn, those motherfuckers on to
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: make fucking nets like God fucking damn, they caught our.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Off the goddamn nuclear.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Subdue Norwegian's got us good.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: My second comment that's piggybacked on that. God damn.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: What the fuck is wrong with our fucking subs that
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: we're getting caught in fucking nets.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: They had to have done it on purpose just to
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: get the reaction. They had to have been bored like.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: They maybe they've been there for so long and they've
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: been requesting like like getting rotated out, and they're just like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: fuck it, let's just make them gena. Now we have
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: to get rotated out because we got found out. Knows
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: where our nuclear sub is now we gotta move.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Well, at least this story has a happy ending because
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: the crew of the ship, we'll be able to trump
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: any fishing story ever for the rest of their lives.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: The best catch, the greatest catch ever, catch anything, the best.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: One that got away story of all time. I'm gonna
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: trump this.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be out there.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be like out there like with harpoons, Moby
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Dick styles, just kinda.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awesome.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: One hundred and six tons. I think it's more than that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Honestly, we should give him a medal.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: The ratcle does say it's three hundred and eighty feet long.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huge man, But I don't know.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: If it says they technically successfully caught that up. They
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: just successfully escaped it afterwards.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, deserve a medal for like serious cool though.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah no it doesn't say how how much the nuclear subways,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: but it's a lot. Yeah anyway, guys, yeah anyway. All right,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: So that is it. That's all three stories. So now
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: now our team of two have to figure out which
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: one of these three is the best story of the week.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know iowa choose.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, naturally, I don't remember who. No, AUGI
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: won the last game. Sure so Steve, oh yeah, he
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: was never a touch crushed it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, but then you will, That's what I'm saying.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: So I'm still gonna let Stevie go first. I already
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: picked him. Stevie, which one of these three is the
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: best news of the week?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: Out of the three, I don't think you're gonna choose
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: the naked man under the cross space personally, And so
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: for me, it's a tie between the dolphin because nothing
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: really happened. I mean, whatever, dudes is living his life
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: the way he's been living it, like nothing's happened to
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: him or whatever, or the Norwegians catching at us nuke.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: So I'm probably gonna go this Harks I know said
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: and he knows what he would go with.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: It's the nuke.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Because it's funny, so do I because it's some ship
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: on military would get up to.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go go with it. Can't because
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: he keeps winning. But he keeps winning at these fucking games.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: And that's my strategy. I'm gonna start. We're gonna start
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: thinking like so I'm going the nuke story all right now?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: You would you like to think like Stevie and pick
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: something else?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to pick story number two.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Woman. Yeah, really interesting choice.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: We'll see.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: So just because it's kind of depressing the thing that
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: there's a lonely dolphin, because it might be like a
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: case of schizophrenia and a dolphin. I don't know if
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: there's ever been a case of schizophrenia and a dolphins.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: So the truth is that you guys have successfully avoided
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: the worst news story of the week. You got my
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: best and second best. Okay, the the worst news of
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: the week, I felt was the world's lonliest dolphin. That's
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: just sad. Yeah, it's really sad, and I I hope
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: the dolphin's okay, Like it's probably just adjusting to its situation.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: It might have got separated from its pod or what
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: is just trying to survive and hang on, because I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: know that there are a social species and that's not
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: easy being separated and alone for so long. How do
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I know about that? Don't ask me. But the best
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: story of the week, without question is the nuclear sub Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, to be fair, in the the elderly woman
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: discovering naked man in her house. Nobody got hurt. The
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: guy got gassed, but he's fine, you know, like nobody
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: got hurts, but it's still scary. Whereas the new clear
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: it's like it would be one thing of like the
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: sub ran into their boat. But the fact is it
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: just caught one of their nets on accident and like
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: dragged it two miles out to see uh with before
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: they figured out what was going on. And I'm like,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: but and they offered to repay the cost of the net,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: which I thought was very nice of them, you know.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: So it's like, this is a good story all around.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: It's just kind of funny. So absolutely my favorite news
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: story of the week. And Stevie gets one episode and
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: he is leading, but of course, as you know, it's
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: not gonna stay that way. We're gonna play game two,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: which is where two episode points and it's coming up
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: right after this.
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  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: two is going to be one we haven't seen in
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: some time. This is called One or the Other.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking sweet.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: This game was suggested all the way back in the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: day by longtime fan and super awesome dude Colin Maggs,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: and it is a very simple game. I have here
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: three lists of ten things you're gonna take turns alternating
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: and telling me which thing you think does it belong
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: to one side or the other. For example, our first
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: list is going to be finish heavy metal band or
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: post apocalyptic novel. I'm gonna give you ten titles, and
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: all you have to do is tell me is it
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: at finish heavy metal band, a heavy metal band from
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Finland or is it a post apocalyptic novel. You'll get
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: a point for each one that you get correctly, and
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: then we'll go on to the next list, and then
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: the third the third list. The third list is special.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: It is worth double points. But that's because it's one
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: or the other or both, so it is it is harder.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: You have three options to choose for, so you will,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: but it's worth double points, so you're gonna want to
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: be really good on that one. Here's your first list, Augie,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: you lost the last game. Do you want to go
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: first or second?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I'll go second. I'll go second because I don't remember
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: this at all all.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Right, Stevie, is this a finish heavy metal band or
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: is it a post apocalyptic novel? A Boy and his
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Dog at the End of the.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: World, Finish metal band?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Ogie, what do you think it doesn't matter. But what
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: do you think? It's just Stevie, You're you're the only
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: one who can get a point on this. Okay, I'm
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: just asking for to fill time. What do you think
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: it might be?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: You know, I think it might be a finish metal band.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're both going on the finish heavy middle
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: band Stevie. Final answer, Yes, finish heavy metal band. Direction.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: That is no point. It is a novel okay, okay, okay.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I genuinely thought that was going to be easy to find.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: How this goes, I may or may not have known.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Nightwish finish heavy metal band or a apocalyptic novel.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Finished metal and heavy band.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Stevie, what do you think, dude?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It's a book. It's like that Nightingale book, but like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: a dark version f Gale book. Florence Lady, Yeah you know.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Night in Finland.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Final answer? Are you sticking with metal band or metal band? Yeah?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Good choice. It is a metal band, of course they
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: have They have incredible music.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love see. I know that one because
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I listened to that awesome.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Okay. The first two are always going to be easy.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: They get harder from here. Oh crap, Stevie, we go back.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: To you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Sentenced sentenced? Is that a Finnish heavy metal band or
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: is it a novel? A post apocalyptic novel?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with Pan the post apocalyptic novel.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: You think it's a post apocalyptic novel? Agi, What do you.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Think that does sound like a novel to me?
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're also gonna go in novel, yeah, Stevie,
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Final answer, final answer, No, you're locking in novel. No point.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It is a band. Sorry, it's a heavy metal band
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: from Finland.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I can see how this game is gonna go.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Agi. Here is your next list item, Barren Earth. Is
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: that a finish heavy metal band? Or is it a
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: post apocalyptic novel?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Well, well and peopl but I'm gonna go with novel like.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Going with novel, Stevie. Is Barren Earth post apocalyptic novel?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Or is it a heavy metal band? What do you
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna go of novel? Okay?
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're both thinking a romance novel?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Romance novels are Final answer, last chance to change your mind?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: No apocalypse novel?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, no point for you? It is banned. It is
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: a heavy metal band.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I might win this one point Hey.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Stevie, our fifth item on this list Winter Sun all
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: one word Winter.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Please finish metal. It's gotta be yeah, straight up.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got the word winter and.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're sticking with final answer, final answer, it is
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: locked in. Yeah that is worth a point. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: it is absolutely a finished heavy metal band.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: We got a game caught up?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Your next up?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Your one?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your next list? Level seven, finished heavy metal band
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: or a post apocalyptic novel level seven.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, no matter which one is.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I think that's a novel. Okay, why do I think
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: that's a novel?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I hope it's a band and they play finished video
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: game music.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, now I wish it was a band.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Final answer, you stick? Yeah, sticking with the novel. Wise
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: choice novel.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I thought I saw it somewhere. Maybe it was.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a post apocalyptic novel. Uh, Stevie, back
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: to you. Wolf Heart, wolf Heart all one word wolf Heart,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: post finished heavy I almost said post apocalyptic band, finish
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: heavy metal band or post a novel together. Yeah you
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: did say it would be both. Eventually, not for this list.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: There are no both on this list.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Post apocalyptic novel, You're.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Gonna say wolf Heart is a novel? Okay?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: A band goes?
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Band? Interesting? Steevie. Final answer you sticking with novel?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I am sticking with okay, no point for you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: It was a band? Sorry? Back to Augie Cain's offering.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Geez Caines offering kine spelled c A I N M.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Kane's offering. Is that a Finnish heavy metal band? Or
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: is it a post apocalyptic novel?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Damn? That too? Could go either way, but I'm gonna
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: hedge my bet and say band.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: You're gonna say band. You think that's a band, Stevie,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Band or novel.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go novel.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go novel? Interesting? Okay? Uh, last chance to
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: change your mind? Final answer, ban final answer band. It's
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: worth a point. It is a bandy absolutely right.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Sounds about like I'm like, it's super hardcore. It's gotta
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: be a band, all.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Right, Stevie. Back to you. Your last item on this list.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Dawn of Solace, Oh, Dawn of Solace? Is that a
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Finnish heavy metal band? Or is it a post apocalyptic novel?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: The Spaceship in Halo?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I gotta.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Go post apocalyptic novel?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Dawn a bottom what's the pillar of autom pillar?
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Distant Cousins. Yeah, I'm gonna go a post
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: apocalyptic novel.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: You think Down of Solace is a postpocalyptic novel novel
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: as well? Final answer, last chance to change your mind?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Stevie, No, not changing my mind.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: You're sticking with novel for Dona Solace. No point, it
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: is a band? Sorry, and Augie your final item on
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: this list, Swallow the Sun.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You don't want to know what the sun is. It's
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: really a.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Sun spelled s u n Swallow the Sun. Is this
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: a finish heavy metal band or is it a postpotalyptic novel? Damn?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: In that case is a novel?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: You think it's a novel? Okay, Stevie, what do you think?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know anymore, but I'm gonna say a novel anyway.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: If I keep saying it eventually will pop up.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Right, So you're both saying novel? Are you last chance
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to change your mind?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: I think it's a novel.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: You think it's a novel? No point? Is it is
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: a band? At the end of our At the end
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: of our first list, Augie has three points to Stevie's one,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: but Stevie has plenty of time left to catch up.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Here is our second list.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Second list.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Are these beverage brands on beverage universe dot com or
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: a sperm bank? What we are going to reverse the
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: order that you're going in, so Augie, you will go first.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Is this a beverage brand or a sperm bank? Zy
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: text spelled x y t e X. Is it a
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: sperm bank or is it a beverage brand?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That's a beverage brand.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Going beverage brand. See I drink that?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think I would. It sounds so artificient.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Sounds a little bit like, you know, the kind of
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: medicine they forgive you when you're on depression.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I think I do take one of those.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Side effects may include blood in your urine, blood in
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: your stool.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We don't like blood.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Get rid of sperm, excessive death, dying, super dehydration, not
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: living anymore, forever.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Sleep with sperm banks.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, you think it's a sperm bank, last chance to
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: change your mind. Is this a beverage brand.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: It's a nice carbon it's a nice carbonated beverage, A
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: nice refreshing beverage.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, I wouldn't drink this. It's a sperm bank.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: It's a salty sea.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Again. I thought that would be easy, but apparently not. Stevie.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Here's your first item on this list. Is this a
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: beverage brand or a sperm bank? Liquid death?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Liquid death?
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Definitely a sperm bank.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: No, I mean from some people. Probably yes, from some people,
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: I would not be surprised. But I think I've had
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: this and it's a beverage brand.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: All right, you say, beverage brand. What do you think
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: it's water? Be all right? Stevie final answer, Final, beverage
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: is a beverage, of course, the beverage. All right. We
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: swing back to aug for this next one. Beverage were
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: sperm banks.
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: Goslings going, God damn it, goszle this up.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: It's got you know what, It's gotta be a beverage
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: because it sells itself.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, so there's the sperm bank.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Then I go there, what do you think?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Come on, godzle you'll quench.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Augie final answer.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: It's a beverage.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: It is a beverage. Yeah, well done, awesome, Okay, Stevie,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: here's your next item of antipodies. Antipities antipodies. Is it
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: a beverage brand or is it a sperm bank.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Antipodies antipoities What it's a Roman sperm bank?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: The nuts.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Got them?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I gotta go a sperm bank.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I have to because so well Antipodies.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: I think I think it's a sperm It's not bank
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Antipodes TV.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Final answer, Final answer sperm banks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Sperm bank, No point, it's beverage. Really, it's a beverage.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It's like antipties, not nut water.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Your next your next item is this beverage brand? Or
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: is it a sperm bank? Cream O Land Hell? I
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: couldn't even get I couldn't even read through cream O Land.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Where you will live forever?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Sperm bank of beverage? Why not both? Creamo Land.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I told you this game was going to be.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: It's like the adult version of candy Land, I mean,
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: or just candy Land.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Hockey. This is yours? Is it a different Please?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I've never asked you for anything.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Sperm bank, literally, please.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Let it be a sperm bank.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: What you think?
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Oh god, because why this is my one? Let it
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: be real? Fuck everything else going on in the world.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I want this to be real.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Man, cry. Oh my god, guys, Oh wow, this might
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: be my favorite episode ever.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking hey, what are we doing.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I just need your opinion. What do you think? Do
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: you yes or no?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Beverage because I want to buy some? Okay, order some
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: for the studio.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Every guest gets a cream or final answer? Is it
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: a beverage or is it a sperm bank?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Creamal Land, spur bank?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm so sorry, no point.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Once again, I am disappointed.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: It's mostly milk.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: And this is why I'm spiritually religious.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Anyway, back to CV for for your next item, em
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: brace yourself pure life, pure life. Is it a beverage
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: brand or is it a sperm bank?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: If it's life, it's it's not pure that if you're
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: putting into a spur.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Pure life p U R I L I No, two
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: separate words, pure life.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Not the one I'm thinking.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: We are pure life?
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: Will we take your seed and your semen and crow
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: a baby so you don't do it the natural?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: A pure life?
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: I think I'm gonna go with uh, it's gonna be
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: a beverage.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: What do you think that sounds like a sperm bank?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so we've got different But Stevie, I'm gonna
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: ask you for your final answer.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: It could be a sparkling water like Pure Life sparkling water.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, some ship they sell for like model.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I got a stick of Uh what was it doing? Bread?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Not bread, beverage, bread beverage. Yes, sir, it is a beverage.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: That's a point for Stevie.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Well done, thank you, thank you, well done.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, back to Hoggie for your next item on this list, Dogie,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Doctor Brown's.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Doctor Brown spur Bad.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: You know, I used to was always I used to
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: go down to doctor Brown sperm Bank, but you know,
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: I really don't like how they cheat me there, So
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go next door to Doctor Pepper's sperm Bank.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Doctor Brown sperm Bank, make sure he comes to the
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: back door. The front still needs work.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: What the fuck he's crying again.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be a beverage.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not for yous a so spur Bank.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: This is fucking creamo Land all over again.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: You need to be next door to doctor Brown spurm Bank,
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: cream Lands Beverages.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Doctor Brown wrote me her description description.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I go to cream a Land, drink this whole
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: baddage and come back here and finish the job.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: My god, please, final answer.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I forgot when I said.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Beverage sperm Bank good. It's a beverage.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Nice because I if I can't have creamo land, you
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: can't have this alright.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Stevie, brace yourself. Oh god, is this a beverage or
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: a sperm bank? Harmless harvest?
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'll take it all.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Harvest where you get a massage during the procedure. Oh god, damn.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: Harmless harvest sounds like, oh no, right, also like a
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: pretty healthy again beverage.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with sperm bank. Get back to me.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's absolutely fair. This is not your final answer.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: What do you think.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be? Yeah, this one has to be a
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: fucking sperm bank.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie, this is it final answer.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Unless it's like some weird like eco friendly like beverage.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: We're like, oh, you know, we don't harm the ecosystem
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: getting this avocado.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: You know, if Doc Brown's wasn't one, this one better
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: be sperm bank bank.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: It is not a sperm bank.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: God damn you, Corporate America.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: We're adults.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: We can handle Doctor Brown's goddamn without giggling.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, well, let's see how you do. This is
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: your last item on this list. Dog Cascade, whoa Is
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: it a beverage or is it a sperm bank.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: That's almost like sophisticated enough to truly.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Be like a professional one yea doctors and ship, yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: and one and one rubber glove turning magazine.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: No, not even a magazine. And she has a single
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: polaroid from nineteen eighty nine and she stares at you
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the little time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: She's fun though, Tell her I sent you, sorry kid,
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: spur bank.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: You said, sperm bank. Uh, Stevie, what do you think?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I hope it's a sperm bank, but it's probably a
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: beverage okay.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Uh, final answer is sperm bank and good it is
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: a sperm nice.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got It's like nice.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: You kind of notice this pattern where like the sperm
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: banks are like, no, we picked this seriously, like why
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: our beverages don't could be as stupid as you want
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: to And Stevie, your final item on this list, May's Laboratories.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Maze, I was like m A z E yep.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: May's Laboratories. Is it a burd beverage brand or is
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: it a sperm bank?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: You can come on in, but you'll never find your
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: way out. May's Laboratories.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I thought it was like a.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: He is a beverage, for sure, but.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Corn flavor beverage.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Corn syrups made of corn.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Just course.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: See I'm gonna go with sperm bank.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go with sperm yeah, because they.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Like train your sperm to get to the egg, like
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: to do with the mouse and the maze to the
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: cheese and.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Then they like put it back, coax it out with cheese.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: And they it teaches the other ones and then they
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: go on the mission.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Has hitten that pleasure button instead of the food button?
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: I think he doesn't know what this beverage?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: You think it's a beverage? It's Stevie. Final answer is
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: sperm bank. Yeah, okay, well well done. It is a
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: point that yes, okay. So at the end of two lists,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Ogie has six points to Stevie's four. Ship but that
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: means see, you're only one answer away from catching up
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: because the final list is worth double points. Oh yeah right, gentlemen.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Are these items a famous nude painting or a porn
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: company according to Wikipedia, A studio or a distributor or
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: both famous nude painting, porn company or both.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: This is where are widely different search history. A fucking
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: reveals us.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: We shall see.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I just look up feet ship, feet and ship, I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: mean just you're no, I'm not.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just not even going to continue that.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's real.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to remind you we are now reverting
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: your order back to the original one, so Stevie, you
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: will go first. Okay, is this a famous nude painting,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: a porn company or both? For double points?
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: Evil Angel, Oh that's so good both.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: You think both? What do you think?
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: I think it's a nude painting.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: You think it's a nude painting definitely, But it's also
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a porn company. Stevie, is it you're half yeah, I'm
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: almost guaranteeing this. I think I've seen the logo.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: It is just a porn company.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: No point, I mean, I I don't know. I've never
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: heard of peorn companies before.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Here is your first item on this list, the Birth
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: of Venus.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I think that's both. Okay, it's definitely art.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I know that, Steevie.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I know it's your.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Painting, painting, porn or both.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's not art, a new art painting, Yes.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: You say painting painting company. Final answer, do you want
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: to stick with both or do you want to change
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: your mind both. You're sticking with both, and that's no
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: points for you. It is just a painting.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Damn lost opportunity guy.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Right, all right, we're gonna swing back to Stevie Bellamy Bellamy.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It's all one word, but the A is capitalized spelled
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: B E L A M I. Bell Amy. Is it
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: a painting, a porn company or both?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with porn company.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Going with porn? Okay? Ogie, painting porn or both? What
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: do you think?
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking porn company too?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: You thinking porn company too? Okay? Uh? Stevie final answer,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: locking in.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I think I'll lock in with porn.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: You're sticking with porn company sounds and that gets you
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: two points. Absolutely, it absolutely is. It is a gay
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: porn company from France.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Look at that one up.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say thank you and then me
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: A me Yeah. I'm like, okay, that's definitely two separate words.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's short for beloved friend. Yeah. Ogie.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Your next item on this list fallen Angel, Fallen Angel.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Is it a painting, a porn company or both?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Damn, damn, damn damn, damn, this is.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: I gotta say both again because I gotta say both
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: because I'm unsure if it's porn company, but I know it's.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Stevie Painting porn company or both. What do you think I.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Can almost guarantee it's a painting? But yeah, sounds right.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna say the same thing as Agi.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: All right, Ogi, last chance.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Is it gotta be both? Gotta be.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: It is not is just a painting. I'm afraid there's
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: no porn company by that name. All right?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Back over to small victories.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Back over to Stevie, Adam and Eve painting porn company
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: or both.
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Well, I know for a fact it's a porn company
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: because I've used them, so a painting so also, so I'm.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Gonna go with both.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, you think both?
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you get free discs, they send you free package.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Says both.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Don't ask me why I throw the free stuff at
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: he's sending me that Steve.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Puts in our tv ds.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I just imagine Stevie just keeps switching out Aggie's actual
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: movie DVDs with porn ones.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: Hey, baby, I don't have enough money for this pizza.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: See the final answer and get a job. Is it
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: a painting and porn company or both.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with both and that will get you
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: two points.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: It absolutely is both. It is both a nude painting
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: and a porn company. Well done, Aggie, You're next time
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: on this list. Sin City, sin City? Is this a
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: nude painting, a porn company or both? Porn company porn company? Uh, Stevie,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: what do you think?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Oh? Man, it's hard. I think I'm gonna say both.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, you say both, but Agi, it's down to you.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: God damn it.
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: There's an off chances of painting out there of Las
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Vegas named Sin City.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Final answer.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Porn company, porn company.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Good choice it is. There is no famous new city.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: There probably is a painting called sin City, but it
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: is just a painting. Not that would be my guess. Anyway,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't gone to look. But uh anyway, moving back
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: to Stevie for this next one. We've had evil Angel,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: We've had fallen Angel. Now elegant Angel. Is elegant Angel,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: a painting, a porn company or both?
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: Come to looking to Angel. We send you a free gift.
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: Actually that does sound right, so don't offend your levers.
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: They're they're little mints like shape like condoms, and they're
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: called condom mints. I've been wanting to make those forever
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: and I never really want. I think I said it
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: out loud once before, and I'm like, I'm never gonna
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: do this.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I'll say it again.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I quit.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: A sorry, Let's go with both again.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I think the Patreon just saw
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: me die inside.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Angel is a painting porn company. You're both.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I think it's a porn company.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Think it's a porn company, all right, Stevie. Uh the
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: final answer.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Final answer, both, sir, Final answer both.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: It is just a porn company. Sorry, exactly right. So
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: we're down to our last three items. Go back to
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Augie Venus Rising.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Damn it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Nude painting, porn company or both? For two points.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say painting.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Just gonna say painting, Stevie, hmmm.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Venus Rising sounds like just a painting every single time.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: I'm like, it's got to be a painting and a
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: porn company, because I swear to God i've seen the
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: painting too, I've been wrong.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: So it's just a fucking painting, all right.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: So Stevie's given his opinion. Aggie. Final answer painting painting
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: is worth two points? Just a painting, no porn company.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: But all right, Stevie, this is your last item on
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: this list, your last chance to make some points. Dream
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: dream Is this a famous nude painting or a porn
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: company or both?
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: It probably is just a painting and find out a
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: nude painting.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I know. Let me think about it again. Hit it
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: over to Agie.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Ogie. What do you think?
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: The idea that this might just be a painting but
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: not a nude one makes me think it is actually
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: just a porn uh?
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, company?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: So you're gonna go with just a porn company? Yeah, Stevie, Okay.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Final answers gotta be both. I want it in both.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, it is just a painting, all neither one? It
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: is neither of. You were right, it is a painting. Show.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: That item on this list is Augie's and Augie, is
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: it a nude painting, a porn company or both? Zero tolerance?
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: God, I hope that's a porn company.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Is that your initial response?
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie, what do you think? Yeah? Me too.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: I don't want to see the nude painting of no talent,
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: that's fucked up. Yeah, we're going with porn side.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: You know, howny fucked up nude paintings.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to think that it's real.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, Well let's see augie final answer.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Is it a painting, a porn company or both? You say, oh,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: he changed his mind.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: So out of nowhere, Augie switches it up like.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: And he is wrong when he used to be right.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Is porn company myself? Just a horn company?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: So yourself.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: But the good news is it didn't matter. Aggie was
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: already leading ten to eight. He is congratulations, Auge, have
• 57:34
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• 57:36
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• 57:39
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• 59:01
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• 59:19
  Speaker 3: get a bid closest to the actual final auction price
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: of that item without going over to win the listing.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: First player to win two listings wins the game and
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: earns three episode points and wins the episode. So it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: gonna come down to this.
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Augie's been on fire with these lately.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I brought the extinguisher. Oh boy, oh boy, n my penis.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: It's not, Thank god, Stevie's talking shit already. So it's
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: gonna be a good one for usual because there's just
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: the two of you where are doing final bids rules.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: So just keep bidding and bidding until I tell you
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: final bids, and of course.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Till you go over.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: And for those who don't know what that means, I
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: will say final bids. Once I feel they have gotten
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: close enough to where their next bid might go over,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: or one of them has already gone over, I will
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: call for final bids. At that point, they will then
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: have the opportunity to make one more bid. They must
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: up themselves and go higher than the highest bid if
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: they are going to bid, Otherwise they can stick on
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: what they had previously. And then I'll reveal who got
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: closer without going over, unless they both went over, in
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: which case I'll tell them to rebid. So copy of that, gentlemen.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Here is our first etemen for bids. It's its unique
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: and antique saxophone. This baritone saxophone is described as a
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: holy grail as it features a nude lady engraving rolled
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: tone hole and fingernail file who's manufactured in nineteen thirty
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: five by Cohn and described as being in good condition.
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  Speaker 3: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: How much for a Holy Grail saxophone with an engraving
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: of a nude woman on it? STEVEE, you lost the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: last game, so you have the choice of who bids first.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to bid first.
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  Speaker 3: All right, go for it, sir. Four hundred dollars, four
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars over to Augie.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: To the right music enthusiast, Yeah, eight hundred.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Eight hundred, Back to Stevie twelve hundred, twelve hundred, back
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: to August two thousand, two thousand, Back to Stevie twenty
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: four hundred, twenty four hundred, back to August eight thousand,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: three thousand, Back to Steve thirty two hundred, thirty two hundred,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Back to August wow thirty eight hundred, thirty eight hundred,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Back to Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Four thousand dollars.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Four thousand dollars, back to Augie forty five forty five.
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  Speaker 3: I will now call for final.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Bits forty five fifty.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Forty five fifty Augee, there's only one reasonable answer to.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: This forty five fifty how about forty five fifty one?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, it's my pleasure to tell you that
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: you both whatever bid and the actual bid is forty
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: eight seventy five. It wins nice forty five fifty one. Okay, Okay,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: he did not go over with forty five hundred. He
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: just got very very close. So well done. Then it's
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: the first listing and it goes to Aggie, and I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: hope you have learned a slight lesson from that.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I never learned ever.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I've tried to tell you before. If you're going to overbid,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: you're gonna want to do it more than a little
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I know, time to be a little braid.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, fifty if he'd.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Done maybe forty eight hundred, he might not have been
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: willing to go. He might have yeah five right, so yeah,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: so but when you bid so close.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: To his, his immediate response.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Should be one on more.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's move on to our second anum forbids. Our
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: second album Forbids is another piece of art produced in
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: nineteen thirty five. Is this beautiful sculpture Woman with decorated
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: pots was designed by Helen Koenig Scavini and depicts a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: nude woman holding and surrounded by intricately painted pots. And
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: this listing goes to the one of you who bids
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: closest to the actual auction price without going over. Stevie
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: lost the last listing, so you go first.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Uh is it painting?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: It is a sculpture, sculpture, a sculptures.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: All her stuff.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, so.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: It's a nude woman.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Is it like life size or is it like
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a little I don't know.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: I don't recall the exact size.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I would assume it to be a decent, like a
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: bust type of thing.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a bust, maybe larger.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: Okay, sorry, hockey for roy.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: It's sucking. Oh, Jenby, she's nude. You're shooting.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: People with tall.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: My god, God must not see. Hold up here, Oggie,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I have never seen you roast Stevie.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I'm loving it. I know, sweet,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: peace loving, but love and peace loving, loving.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: The energy in this room it is very fantastic.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, what the fuck are we do? Obitting? Yes, stand,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: you're not a band.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Finish it is not a findle man.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: He's so confused.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta get going. Uh, four hundred dollars, four
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, five hundred, one thousand dollars.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Thousand fife, fifteen hundred, two thousand thousand, age twenty five hundred,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: twenty five hundred, three thousand, thousand dollars thirty five hundred,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: thirty five hundred. I will call for final bids.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Last time this happened, we were at forty.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Five thirty six ninety thirty six?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Man, what do you interesting? He's five?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I want to go hired? And I thought you were
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: at thirty You want to.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Go high thirty hundred thirty.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: I'm at thirty hundred.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go hiring.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: That what do you want to let go? Thirty eight
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: hundred thirty eight?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: So now he has a decision.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: That's better.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: You can stick on thirty five where you can overbid
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: his thirty eight what do you want to do?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Thirty eight oh one thirty eight one?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: He does over bit. Was it the right move?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: It was thirty nine ninety five. Absolutely was the right move.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Well done. Day, just like that has won two listings
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: and has won the game fucker and the whole episode.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: Just like that I feel like I got possessed on
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: that last time you did.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Buy something roastings TV so hard or hazier.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: We're gonna do this last item just because it wouldn't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: really fit any other The cost is correct because I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: do these by categories. So our final et forbids this
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: is another thing that involves nude or nudity in some way.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: I see there's a theme that this one's a little
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: more esoteric.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's is all nude.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Our final item forbids is this beautiful embroidered gown, This
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: brand new Elie Saab sequin embroidered nude gown. It's referring
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: to the color not all. A woman being naked was
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: crafted with one hundred percent polyamide that also has a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: sexy low back and a nipped wasist. Comes with a
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: matching tope waist tie and a flowy a line skirt.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: And this time we once again start with Stevie three
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars, three hundred dollars over to Doggy thirty eight
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Over to Steve what the fuck?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Six thousand, six thousand over to Augie.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a feeling. It's I guess a thousand.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Eight thousand dollars. Is that what you said?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Over to Stevie, nine thousand dollars, nine thousand, Over to.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: Augie, thirteen thousand, thirteen thousand dollars.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Over to Stevie.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's a nightcown.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: I mean it's a dress. It's a dress. So maybe
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: we are kind of low balling a little too much. Yeah,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I will go too high arm.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: But he said thirteen Yeah, he said thirteen, sixteen thousand,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: sixteen thousand.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I will call final bits.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Fifteen ninety ninety nine.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to stay where I'm at because I think
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: he will stick.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, smart Stevie, I know there's no point in asking this.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Do you want to.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: Nine hundred thousand nine beauty.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: To make sure I go over actual final auction price?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Stevie is closer than he thought fourteen thousand, nine ninety nine.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: So point goes to Aggy. You're been by one thousand
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: and one.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Someone call an old priest and a young priest. I
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: have been possessed by something.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Aggie has won three in a row, and the cost
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: is correct again two episodes in a row. He's crushed it.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I need a new game.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we'll retire. The cost is correct for a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: little bit check strategy.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe I do like it. It's also easy to put together.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: I heard other things. It's chill. I just need to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: write a blurbs I need to do. But that was
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: so much fun. Guys, this has been wonder He's been
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: one of our best. This is gonna be another one
• 1:08:36
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• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: out what we're about, especially that second round. Holy s. Yes,
• 1:08:47
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• 1:08:49
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• 1:08:51
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• 1:08:53
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• 1:08:57
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