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2074 - Love After Lockup (s7e11) "My Ex's Cellmate" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mugshot Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here with Kishasa. We are both we're in a
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  Speaker 1: light blue.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's white.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm in a light blue.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yours looks white.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yours looks like blue.
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  Speaker 3: I see.
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  Speaker 2: I thought we were twin vibing.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we definitely are. We we're colorblind. Well, let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I had on a white T shirt when because we
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  Speaker 1: had a little recording stafo and so I was on
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  Speaker 1: a little bit early and I had on a white
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  Speaker 1: T shirt. So but right before we sat down, I go,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I want to take off this T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go put on like a linen, like a blouse.
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  Speaker 1: And not that you could tell the difference, but we
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  Speaker 1: would have been matching if I wouldn't have changed.
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  Speaker 3: And I look like I just got out of whatever
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  Speaker 3: prison Felicia was in because I have even having a
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  Speaker 3: great sweat.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you do. It's a vibe.
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  Speaker 1: That is hilarious. Well, you guys a smug shop Monday
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  Speaker 1: said we're gonna be talking about love after lock up
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  Speaker 1: first real quick, So for people that are on the
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  Speaker 1: paid feed. Okay, on Friday, we Kimberly and I put
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  Speaker 1: our our Last Resort recap, which I put out every Friday. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's like four days after the episode airs,
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  Speaker 1: but we always do whatever is the secondary ninety day
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  Speaker 1: fiance show on uh comes down on Fridays. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: our on our five dollar feed. So there was a
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  Speaker 1: huge snapoo with Supercast. Okay, so some people belong to
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  Speaker 1: Supercast and then they put that into their Apple feed.
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  Speaker 1: So when they went to click on it, there was
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  Speaker 1: a there was a disconnect between the Supercast feed and Apple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not this is I'm not technical. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people had problems and people DM justus
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram and then they like tagged us on Facebook
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. So thank you to all the people that
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  Speaker 1: did that nicely and politely who let us know that
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  Speaker 1: that was happening, because we would have, you know, no
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  Speaker 1: way to know, right And Ingrid did get it fixed.
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  Speaker 1: It took until like Friday night to get it fixed though,
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  Speaker 1: because there was a huge problem, and so Ingrid had
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  Speaker 1: to go to all the platforms Apple, Patreon, Supercast and
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  Speaker 1: remove it and reload it, and then some people had
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  Speaker 1: gotten it and then it went away. It was like
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  Speaker 1: a huge mess. Initially it is a problem with supercast,
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  Speaker 1: and then Inger removed it all and redid it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, you know, on a trip with her
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  Speaker 1: husband who was doing all this, so thank you.
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  Speaker 2: She just refuses to stay home.
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  Speaker 3: What is it about her home life that may start
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  Speaker 3: not well to be there?
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  Speaker 2: What? What? What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is there a ghosts in the house? I mean, she
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  Speaker 3: is always you.
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  Speaker 1: Pay her well, She's always on the move. Girl, She's
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  Speaker 1: always on the.
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  Speaker 3: Always, and she may come to your city and decide,
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  Speaker 3: i know, to teach a bar class or anything.
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  Speaker 1: You just never know what Inger she could so she
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  Speaker 1: was on a workstraw with her husband and was doing this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and having wine and trying to reload all
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  Speaker 1: those Sorry, anyway, it's all fixed now. Obviously you're getting
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  Speaker 1: this on Monday. It's been fixed since Friday night, but
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  Speaker 1: some people were still having problems into the weekend. So
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  Speaker 1: when that happens. If you are a member of anybody's
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  Speaker 1: paid feed and there's a problem Supercast, Patreon, Apple, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: or you listen on a different Some people listen on
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  Speaker 1: like Pocket apps. Some people listen on overcasts. Some people
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  Speaker 1: have a whole app where they only listen good good pods.
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  Speaker 1: People listen there. You have to like go and delete
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  Speaker 1: the episode from your feed completely and then go and
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  Speaker 1: find it and reload it. That's how you fix it.
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  Speaker 1: And I've had this problem myself with podcasts I've listened
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  Speaker 1: to before that message pops up not available and you're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, excuse me, So that's how you fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody who reached out politely and told
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  Speaker 1: us that it wasn't working.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like someone reached out and they were not
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  Speaker 3: as polite because you keep like emphasizing on politely and
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  Speaker 3: all of our listeners are so polite.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes people are frustrated and they want through
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  Speaker 1: an episode.
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  Speaker 2: I get you know what.
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  Speaker 3: I get it because when there's something that I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: forward to, like on TV, and something happens like where
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  Speaker 3: is it? Yes, it's like a fix. It's like you
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  Speaker 3: need that dope for Meine is a dopamine?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, we get it.
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  Speaker 2: We get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, you want it and it's not there,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe like the whole day you're like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to put these kids to bed, or
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  Speaker 1: my husband's going out, and I've got all this time alone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to listen to my show and fold
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  Speaker 1: my laundry or whatever I get, which is what I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be doing later. Listen to a show, fold
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  Speaker 1: my laundry.
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  Speaker 3: So I get it.
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  Speaker 1: But you catch more flies with honey than sugar?
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  Speaker 3: Is that that that gets honey than vinegar?
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  Speaker 1: You catch more flies with honey than honey. Yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so everybody's got their episode down with their hair and
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  Speaker 1: it's listen. The last resort is I told you you
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  Speaker 1: got We're on episode two or three. Now you gotta no,
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  Speaker 1: we're on two. They've had two two hour episodes and
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  Speaker 1: then Monday night they'll have another episode that'll just be
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  Speaker 1: one hour, so you gotta go ahead and catch up.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good, Kisha, it's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I gotta put this out there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people are not watching this
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  Speaker 3: is Polly, but let me tell you something. To our
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  Speaker 3: own horns, but we somehow have still have made it funny.
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  Speaker 3: So if nothing else, just the episodes, because it's it
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  Speaker 3: really it is the bottom of the barrel when it
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  Speaker 3: comes to trash TV. Yep, but somehow we recounts funny.
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  Speaker 3: They don't give us a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's uh, it's quite a it's quite a program. It's
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  Speaker 1: quite a program. And sometimes we start to watch things like,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, I wish I wouldn't have committed to covering this.
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  Speaker 1: It's not great. But we're on episode three of eight
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  Speaker 1: of This is Polly, and uh, I am interested. Now
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  Speaker 1: this week, you guys on the liver Lungs with Keisha.
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  Speaker 1: Keisha is interviewing our power Thropple Cammie, Trent and Nita,
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, she's gonna have some questions about some things
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  Speaker 1: that was said on this last episode about everybody's sexuality
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  Speaker 1: and who does what people are.
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  Speaker 3: This way they are forcing up. They have forced an
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  Speaker 3: MP out of her box. Oh yeah, the pearls are gone.
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  Speaker 3: She dares she's not clutching now. She has thrown them
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  Speaker 3: completely away for this show. You know what, it is
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  Speaker 3: constant that it's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: That is such a great point. I did have to
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  Speaker 1: remove the pearls and throw them into the river because
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  Speaker 1: to talk about this show is.
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  Speaker 2: You got to go there. Yeah, so anyway, nothing else
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  Speaker 2: listen for that.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy that comes out on Sunday. Y'all. So the
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  Speaker 1: show Love After lock Up and then This Is Polly
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  Speaker 1: both air on Friday, and then our This Is Polly
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  Speaker 1: episode comes on the paid feed on Sunday, and then
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  Speaker 1: of course today is Love After lock Up. Here we are, yes,
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  Speaker 1: here we are. I am sweating in this office. I
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: think it's this. I think it's this TJ Max linen shirt. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I should have watched it. Many just put it right on,
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  Speaker 1: right out of TJ Max, right on my body.
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  Speaker 3: That I'm one of those I never washed clothes like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm surprised because you're with them, You're with
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  Speaker 1: a get a new towel every twenty minut.
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  Speaker 2: That's for another day.
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  Speaker 3: And I still don't know you who you are behind
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  Speaker 3: that miss shocking.
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  Speaker 1: That's a long story. Okay, let's start with the new people. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so this is season seven, episode eleven. My exes cellmate confusing.
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  Speaker 1: So let's start with Dia and Cyrus. Okay, now I
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  Speaker 1: need all my math experts, nope to weigh in with
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  Speaker 1: the math that we're going to be doing here. There's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be math. It's gonna be math.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, get your pocket calculators out right now because the
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  Speaker 3: math is not mathing.
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  Speaker 1: The math is not mathew this one.
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  Speaker 3: Nope. So Dia is thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: She's a medical biller. So she's got a good sorry
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  Speaker 1: question that I question that. Cyrus her Boothing her Man,
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  Speaker 1: her Man. Her Man is twenty four. He is in
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  Speaker 1: prison for auto theft and possession of a weapon. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't say machine gun.
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  Speaker 2: Like, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: For three years. Okay, Cheyenne Wells, Colorado. Not a clue
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  Speaker 1: where that is. They show a lot of like factory
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  Speaker 1: looking things. So it's a very it's a very blue
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  Speaker 1: collar town.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, it's not like a tourist spot.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. So Dia is driving
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  Speaker 1: and she's like talking to production. She's like, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: great driver. You know, I live in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: If we have to do a high speedchase, I'm your girl.
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  Speaker 1: Life is good, though it's not always been that way.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I could be the master of chaos. Like anything can happen,
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  Speaker 1: anything that would happen would happen. I'm a mother of four,
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  Speaker 1: I had I had. Okay, you ready, Matt.
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  Speaker 3: Do I need to get Okay, so let me open
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  Speaker 3: up my phone, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And get the calculator.
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  Speaker 3: All right, she's thirty five, okay, okay, thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: She had her oldest child at age sixteen sixteen, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so how old would that make that child? Thirty five?
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  Speaker 2: Eighteen?
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  Speaker 1: Right, but what's thirty five minus sixteen nineteen? She's nineteen
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  Speaker 1: okay with the girl on the screen that says she's eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: it did, so that's that's not Matthew number one. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She's a mother of four. She married her high school
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  Speaker 1: sweetheart and was married for twenty plus years, So let's
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  Speaker 1: just say she was married for twenty one years because
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  Speaker 1: that's twenty plus. What is thirty five minus twenty five
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  Speaker 1: minus twenty one fourteen fourteen? So okay, mm hmm. Then
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  Speaker 1: she says, okay, so she got married at fourteen?
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, by our okay, stop. When we're done
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  Speaker 3: with her scene, we realized how goddamn stupid she is
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  Speaker 3: and everything makes more sense. So right now we don't
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  Speaker 3: know how dumb she is. Okay, she's making us feel stupid, okay,
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  Speaker 3: so okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So she says she had her oldest child at the
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  Speaker 1: age of sixteen. Yes, so technically maybe she got married
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  Speaker 1: at fifteen, had this baby at sixteen, maybe, but that
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  Speaker 1: would have made her married for nineteen years if she
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  Speaker 1: got married last if she got divorced last week. But
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  Speaker 1: she didn't get divorced last week because she's been with
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  Speaker 1: the whole other relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Two two and it was for a year.
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  Speaker 1: So yep, yepp. I don't know, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we can add logic to anything that
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  Speaker 3: this woman says.
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  Speaker 2: We're just getting started.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I should DM her to say, what
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  Speaker 1: did you get married?
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  Speaker 3: Right at the calculations for her and just say, by
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  Speaker 3: my calculations, this ass this and by your calculations this
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  Speaker 3: as that she's not gonna get it, and if you
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  Speaker 3: have a son in prison, she will.
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  Speaker 1: Later later they show when the daughter is talking, they
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  Speaker 1: show a picture of mom and dad together of Dia
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  Speaker 1: and her ex, and appears the idea is in some
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  Speaker 1: sort of wedding dress. Yeah, but there are two children
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  Speaker 1: in the picture. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe it was a situation they went to the
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  Speaker 3: courthouse and got married, and when they after they had
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  Speaker 3: two kids, they are like, oh, we can afford it
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  Speaker 3: actual weddings, so let's let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, if she got married at age fifteen. Let's
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  Speaker 1: assume her mother had to sign off on that, because
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  Speaker 1: you can't just get married when you're fifteen unless you're.
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  Speaker 2: In you have you met dia.
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  Speaker 3: I would sign off on her to go away, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: where I will sign it in blood to get rid
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  Speaker 3: of this girl because her poor.
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  Speaker 1: Mom age of marriage. In Colorado, you have to be eighteen.
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  Speaker 3: Even if your parents. Your parents can sign off on
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  Speaker 3: it though.
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  Speaker 1: Under sixteen, marriages strictly prohibited, no exceptions.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so she's just lying.
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  Speaker 1: However, it says in Colorado sixteen and seventeen year olds
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  Speaker 1: can get married if they obtain a specific approval from
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  Speaker 1: a juvenile court. Under sixteen, marriage is strictly prohibited, no exceptions.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so there's a lie somewhere in there.
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  Speaker 2: She did not get married when she was sixteen.
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  Speaker 3: She's married when she was eighteen, so that would make
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  Speaker 3: more sense that she at the two kids.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay. Maybe she meant I was with this guy
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  Speaker 1: for twenty te plus years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not what she said.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what she said. I was married for twenty
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  Speaker 1: plus years. Yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, guys, that was just a warm up for Dias.
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  Speaker 3: Just alve it today because the real class that was
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  Speaker 3: the warm up session.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So she says, I never imagine myself as a
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  Speaker 1: single mother, but he chose drugs, and now I feel
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  Speaker 1: that the universe has given me Cyrus. And yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: refer to Cyrus as my husband, not my boyfriend. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe that explains why she thinks she was married for
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  Speaker 1: twenty years, but she was just with.
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  Speaker 2: Shelis a boyfriend as a husband.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know it's it's crazy about Cyrus. I
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  Speaker 1: used to date his ex cellmate Jaden, but when Jaden
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  Speaker 1: got released, he showed his true colors and we broke up.
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  Speaker 1: It shows Jaden sitting on the floor with her children
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  Speaker 1: at Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Why which and these kids when we meet the kids,
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: they are little kids with the Oh there it goes
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  Speaker 4: back again when we meet those kids.
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  Speaker 3: So three, the three youngest ones are small kids. So
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  Speaker 3: there's no way that that was her oldest kid and
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: the second oldest in that picture from the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: There's an age gap there.
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  Speaker 1: M hmm. You see what I'm saying. I do see
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Okay, and she's so pretty.
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  Speaker 2: What do I always say? God, don't give it to
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  Speaker 2: you all.
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  Speaker 3: He's he's like, you are cute, but you I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: need you to really keep up with your studies. And
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  Speaker 3: clearly she didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She says, uh, let's say Jayden, and she says, Cyrus
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  Speaker 1: is totally different from Jayden. And the reason Cyrus and
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  Speaker 1: I have never met physically is because it takes a
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  Speaker 1: year to get on somebody's books. And he about to
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  Speaker 1: be released. He's one day away from his release.
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  Speaker 3: So she has not been dating this guy for a
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  Speaker 3: whole year. She has not met this guy at a person.
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  Speaker 3: Yet she's going to bring him around her kids, it.
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  Speaker 1: Says my husband.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, oh god, I hope she doesn't make those
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  Speaker 2: kids call him the D word.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully not. So she goes to see this guy, Jaden.
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  Speaker 1: Jaden is welding, and I'm glad that Jaden has a skill.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that he was really I don't think
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  Speaker 3: he worked there. I think he said, Okay, I'm gonna film.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of have a buddy who does work here.
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  Speaker 3: Because we didn't see him achieving any goals there.
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  Speaker 1: He he doesn't have a job. Okay, Well, I was
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  Speaker 1: happy to see this. This was for TV that he
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  Speaker 1: knew how to weld because I think he can make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money as a welder.
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  Speaker 3: There was a meth lab to the left that we
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  Speaker 3: didn't see.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, and she says she tells him
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  Speaker 1: he takes this thing and I was like, hey, what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing here? And she says, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to remind you that Cyrus is getting out and coming here,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: and I need you to stop hitting me up on
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  Speaker 1: Facebook and he goes, I didn't do that. She goes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you did. You asked me to go for a ride
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  Speaker 1: with you and he says, yeah, I did. You know
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  Speaker 1: Ida You were like my drug. You were like my addiction,
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  Speaker 1: and I loved you. And she goes, I was never
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: in love with you, and he goes, yes, you were.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You showed it and yes, she totally was. And he
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: says he says, you're just mad because I had sex
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  Speaker 1: with another woman. M hmm.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: That'll do it, that doesn't, and that will make you
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: decide I'm gonna be with your cellmate.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: And she goes, it's because it was that woman. And
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: she tells us her ex husband also had sex with
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  Speaker 1: this woman. She's the town whore.
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  Speaker 2: I mean when you get out of prison. That's who
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to have sex with the town.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: He should Yeah, not the team.
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  Speaker 1: Mom. No, Mom. So she says, just leave me in
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  Speaker 1: Cyrus alone, and he goes, no, I can't do that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I got a loan. What what she is.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Telling this man to leave her alone?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: She has driven to his job maybe not job to
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: talk to him. She doesn't want him to message our Facebook. Okay,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: block him.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Then that's funny. That's funny. She and he had to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: have known they were filming, because, I mean, the cameras
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: are there.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: He says, I can't leave you alone. I got a
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: love for you. When you love somebody, it just don't
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: go away. Now, I got to tell you something. When
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: we see pictures of him, and when we first saw
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: him without the face tattoos, this guy's pretty cute.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Well after looking at him, like where he is now
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: and then we meet Cyrus.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: We see a picture of Cyrus and his.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Confessional Dia is not doing No, she's so sucking. These
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: men look like they picked up their drug addictions after
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: being with Dia because like their cheeks are like they
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: look like walkie talking ozimpic ads. Okay, because they're so
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: skinny their cheeks and everything. So I don't know what
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: she does to these men, but every man she has
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: has a drug addiction.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ex husband, we're three for three. We're three
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: for three. So the talking head she says, yeah, Jaden
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: is still in love with me. It's interesting in this
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: talking head because they kept going, you know, back and
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: forth to it. Sometimes she has a lipstick and sometimes
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: she doesn't. Yeah, I was like, what happened there? I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: hate when they do that too. I was like, make
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: it consistent. So she says, yeah, Jaden is still in
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: love with me. And when he cheated on me, I
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: was disgusted with him because you know, that was the
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: same girl with my ex. And then the talking Jaden says, Yeah,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: there's some anger in her there, but I love her,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and when you love someone, it'll never stop. I would
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I might be a little afraid of him. He's seen
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: some things, and yeah, he's a little obsessed, obsessed.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: He seems like we could find DIA's arm or something
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: back there wherever he's working at.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Friend and Order. Yeah, And then talking head
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: we hear from Cyrus, and Cyrus says Jaden has saying
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: bad things about me like I'm a womanizer and then
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just using her and all this. But you know,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Dia and I have a soul connection, and when she
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and Jayden broke up, I hit her up and I
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: knew she was the one for me. And when I
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: get out, I'm gonna have to confront Jaden. So I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: think you better leave Jayden alone. I think Jayden's missing
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: a few exactly.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and Jaden should be pissed off as Cyrus
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: just all this woman.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Well he fucked the town horror, so he was wrong.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: He was just following the Kisha plan.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Well, that's right, he had heard fuck around And yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: so I'll see, all right, Dia and her mom, whose
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: name I never wrote down, and her oldest daughter, Milly,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: whose name is Camille and they call her Milly, which
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I think is just cute. Cute. Milly on the screen
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: says she's eighteen. And I don't get your calculator out again,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: because it doesn't that up. Can you ider me thirty
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: five and you have an eighteen year old daughter.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I'm forty six and I have a twenty four year
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: old and I still can't make sense of it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I just I mean, you grew up together. Yes, totally.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So they're chatting and they're like, you know, what do
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you know about him? What if you run up to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the wrong guy? And yeah, what if he's short? And
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Mom says, what you need to be checking for is
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: STDs and check his prison idea to see if you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: got the right guy, because some other guy could be like,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm Cyrus, so.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: She's right, and do you have stupid enough to fall
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: for it?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: She's like, I've seen his pictures.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I don't trust her. I say, I don't trust anything
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: about this girl.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: And the talking head mom says, I have a lot
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: of concerns. She tried this dating a prisoner thing before.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It didn't work out. He got out. He was very
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: controlling and I didn't say anything and I should have.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I hope Cyrus is the right person, but I feel
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: like I'm just getting on that merry go round again.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: And also, Jaden was twenty four and Cyrus is the same.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: See this is this is where her maturity level comes in.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: She's not very mature at all. I think she tries
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: to act like she's young. She wants a younger guy.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: She I think she needs therapy. You think there's some
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: trauma going on. So she thinks, if I find someone
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: who's in jail, I could be captain.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Save a hoe. He's young and dumb.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I can save him and make him do all the
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: things that I want.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: And it's like, no, it's like I always know where
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: he is. He can't bang anybody because he's here.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but eventually they do come out, unless you're
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: like Michale, who's in there for like ninety nine years.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, unless you're Michale, and then
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: we're never going to see you. God bless. So in
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the Talking Head, Millie says, I find these relationships. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's like my dad was like a bad
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: boy and it was toxic. Why she goes for younger men,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird. They're closer in age to me.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Now we see your other kids, Jada, who's eleven, So
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Milly is seven to eight years older than Jada. Cassidy's
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: okay nine and Leonidas Leonidas Leonidas aged six. So she
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: had a kid at age twenty nine, six years ago.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: HM.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: So she must have gotten in a relationship with Jaden
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: when he the six year old was four or two three, again,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it's a it's that red string we need that. It's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a beautiful mind, like all the numbers are floating around
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: my head. Okay, yes, I'm really gonna write this down.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: And then her daughter starts crying. Of course, of course, yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: because you know, this puts more pressure on her, because
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I have a feeling she takes care of a lot
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: of stuff in the house, and so does Mamma has
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: a yeah, you know, Dia has a full time job,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and then trying to keep up with all these prisoners.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: That's like a part time job right there.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: So she'd I should have.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Spent time with those kids, Mom says. The mom says,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm very worried for you, and she goes, oh, mom,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it's fine, and she goes, I feel overwhelmed. I'm so worried,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: and she starts crying and she's like, okay, kids leave
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the room. And one of the little kids says, we
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: don't like it when you have a boyfriend, because then
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you don't give us any attention. I believe that, yeah, yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And the mom of course is hearing that her grandchildren.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: They tell the kids to leave the room, and mom says,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I just want you to be treated with respect. You're
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: repeating the same thing all over again, and I worry
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that once again we will have to pick up the pieces.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: They will and hope no one gets hurt.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: And it's interesting that. Look, the three little kids leave
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the room, and Millie still sits there because she's like, okay,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: she's the other adult. Yeah, and mom says that and
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: if I don't like it this time, I am going
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to say something. And the talking head again, Dia says,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Jaden and Cyrus are totally different. This is gonna be
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: totally different.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, she's not told us how they're different.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: We don't see alike, but we don't know how they're different.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Cyrus has no face tattoos.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: That's good enough for me. Mary Payne, that is good.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And they're talking to head and Millie says, my mom's
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: last boyfriend was like another child, and I had to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: pick up the slack and she starts crying. And so
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: imagine at the time, this girl was probably seventeen, no,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: probably fifteen, because it was she did it that guy
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: two years and this has been a year. So this
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: poor girls like fifteen and in her mom's.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let's say I'm thirty five. And I'm dating
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: a twenty four year old and have an eighteen nineteen
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: year old. The girl could be twenty one.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: For all we know. By her right, right, Mike, I.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Would think they dude would try to fuck my daughter
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: me too.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is not safe.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: This is not good, This is not a good situation
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: at all. No, we're no Polly over here.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: No. So Millie cries, and she says, I had to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: pick up the slack and it's very tiring because there's
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: no dad around, because you imagine she's also in high school. Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: and the grandma's coming over bitching, like there's no food
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: in the fridge. What's your mom doing?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yep, And she says, and I feel really bad for
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: my siblings as well, because they get attached. Oh that's horrible, horrible.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, her mom also cries and says,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to get hurt again. That's what
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of. And I'm also afraid I had to
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: come over here and like pay her rent because this
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: dumb house will probably quit her job or something.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: And that house is small, like no one else needs
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: to live there.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So these kids are hearing everything that happens.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, everything, every snort, yeah yeah, every syringe
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: being filled, that's all they hear it all.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Kirston and Brady.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Oh God, she's one of the dumbest people we've met.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I've decided that I believe in their love. What
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I believe in their love. I've decided that I think
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: they're going to make it. It's how quickly. It's how
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: quickly I turned, Keisha, That's how quickly I turn.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Drink some water.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: You're not hydrated, you're if something's not working with like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: drink some water. Give one of those ivy things and
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: put it in your water because something ain't right today.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: You believe in their love.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I do. I think these two are going to make it. Okay, Okay.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So she's in Illinois and she's bitching on the phone
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: about when he gets released and going to the halfway
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: house and this is ridiculous and whatever. So she says,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I have to pick them up at eight am, and
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: we have to I have to have him in Wichita
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: by six point thirty, which is eight hours away. So
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: they have two and a half hours away room to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: get there, which they probably build that in for traffic,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: and you know, if there's a accident on the highway
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: or something, not for banging.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: So it ain't gonna last that long. How long has
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: it been gone? Three years?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Five years? Three years?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Five years?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was supposed to be three,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: but he kept getting in trouble. Yeah, red flag, red flag.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: So if they leave the prison at eight thirty, go
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: have sex for an hour, they're gonna barely make it
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: with one stop in zero traffic.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Give us sex fifteen minutes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, but still they have to look at the galaxy lights.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: And she's so stupid. How much money does she spend
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: on decorating that room when it's gonna be two pumps
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and done, like it's stupid.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she she decorated that room like they were going
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: to live there.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Like they were gonna be there at least a week.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, and she probably had to leave it all
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: there all right anyway, so she didn't have any money.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: It's stupid. So she says, you don't. I won't get
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to visit him a lot in the halfway house. I
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: haven't been able to kiss him in four months. I
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: need to feel his touch and the intimacy and it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a human need like water, food, and shelter.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, so those things are necessities, like
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: we will die without those things, right, you will not
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: die without six months do it all the time, and
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: so do nuns. Like it's it's not for survival. No, no,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: you don't have to. But in her head she's serious.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she thought she said something deep there and just
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: was another stupid thing that she said along with the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: coffin ring. And she says, she says, I already forgot
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: this guy's name, Rady. God, how did I already forget
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: his name? I got too many people's names in my head.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: She says. Brady and I share the same morals, and
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: we want the same things out of life, and we
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: want to raise our kids the same way. Everything in
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: my life has been leading to this moment, and I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: think I think Brady learned his lesson in prison. He
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: now has goals, he has aspirations, and I know that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: all of this being with me will keep him sober
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and on the straight and narrow.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: This is coming from the woman whose ex husband said
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: at what he would even piss on her if she
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: were on fire or something like that.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He said something like that, and he's so traumatized.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: He's walking around his yard with an American flag for overalls.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That's a choice, that's for sure. Yea. So the next
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: day she's like, I got about four hours of sleep.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But then she goes, I got to turn on this
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: galaxy light because you know, our theme is I Love
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you to the Moon and stars. So when he comes in,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: he needs to see. Okay, my eye.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: I say, I love you to the moon and stars too,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: but I don't take out like a star map, so
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: so what can see what really really mean as far
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: as the galaxy goes and the moon.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: She had she had to bring that galaxy light from home.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: And I know this because my daughter travels with hers
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It's so stupid because she's in her twenties correct, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: doesn't have what two or two children, has not been married, right.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. So she's like, oh my gosh, I've got
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: so much anxiety, Like I'm nauseous, but I know, like
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: right when I see him, I'm gonna feel better. And
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: in the talking head he's like, I'm very very nervous,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: you know. And here's the thing, now here was a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: god I wish I just why don't I have my
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: uh my things ready when I need them all the time.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: He seems half normal.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, oh ship, See this is what happens
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: when I'm not prepared. I hate, but I'm not prepared.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Sh hold on, We're gonna find it. We're gonna find
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: keep talking, you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Keep there's a situation where I like the prisoner. No,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: there are several situations this season where I like the
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: prisoner more than I like the person on the outside.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: And also the person who's coming out of prison is
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: smarter than the person who's.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: On the outside. Yes, we do get that a little bit. Okay,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: so here's what I here's what we're gonna hear. Okay, okay.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: In the talking head, he says, you know, I'm really
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: nervous to see her and everything.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: But Kirsten, she likes.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: To be the boss. But I also like to be
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the boss. And I believe the man is the head
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of the house and the husband gets treated differently than
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the wife. What what what? Say?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Now? He doesn't He doesn't worry about Kirsten never submitting,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: but it won't happen until he gets home. Now wait,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: now we're now, we're out. The wife has to submit
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: but did what did we take that turn?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't think he knows what those words
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: really mean. Mary Payne, I don't like. I don't think
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: she knows what aspirations means. I don't think he knows
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: what that. I think that's some shit that was on
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: the TV in the common room and he just heard
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: it and ran off with it. He doesn't know what
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: that really means, you know.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because it's gonna be like a Chicaina and Sarper,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: like I'm the man and you have to submit to
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: what I.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Say, and you know, and she looks like she'll fight.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think she'd take that shit at all. Nope.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: So it's eight fifteen. He says to come out at eight, So,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, the time's a ticking here. They got they gotta,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: they gotta. I'd be nervous.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Well, we all know that when they say eight, they
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: really mean.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Nine thirty or ten.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they never come out of your time, no, never.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: And so then I wonder if they give them the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: wiggle room of like, okay, you've got fifteen extra minutes,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, So it's eight fifteen. She's waiting, she's annoyed.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That it's late, and he comes out and he runs
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and he hugs her and she jumps on him and
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: is crying, and he's like, it's over. I love you,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I love you. It's over. They make out. They talk
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: about our great everything is and how they're in love.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: And this is when I was like, Okay, yeah, they
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: are married. Maybe they're going to make it work.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You were drinking, You were.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Sipping on wine when you watch this episode.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Weren't you?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe tell the truth. Maybe I had wine at dinner,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: but I didn't have any wine at home, but I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: had wine at dinner before I watched this at a restaurant.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: How many glasses too? Okay, there we go. Problem is solved,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: my god, all right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So the talking head Brady says he was in federal
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: prison for five years for possession of meth and conspiracy
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to distribute a controlled subset and violent crime with drugs
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: and machine gun. Never forget, never forget.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: He is a one.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with anyone who knows anything
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: about a machine gun.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: If you're not.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Fucking Rambo or you've not been to war, you don't
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: need a machine gun, because that screams to me cartel.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It screams to me, drug dealer. And also does he
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: look like he could even hold a machine gun? He's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: a slight little fella.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: No, I think they let him put the bullets in there.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: This is this is what your job is going to be,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: little one.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Little one. So he says, in high school, I was
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: like every other kid, and we see like you played basketball,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: played football. And he said, and this is interesting because
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: this is how it happens. We all know the story.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: When he was seventeen, he has some wisdom teeth removed
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: and they gave him a hydro codone.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Now they don't do that shit anymore of the he's
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: part of the reason why only give us tell them
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: all three after a tennis appointment and they went to
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: go to fucking er to get tramadoll or something else
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: because we're in so much bank.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: This is why.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: So this was thirteen years ago, because he's thirty now,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So thirteen years ago they would give you like thirty
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: percocets for a wisdom right now, yeah, not now. When
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: he was seventeen, he had his wisdom teeth removed and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: he got some hydro codone and he liked it. He
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: liked it a lot.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: We all do we like it for thee Let me
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: tell you what the pain.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It gets rid of the pain or makes you forget
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: about the pain, really one or the other. Yeah, but
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the problem is.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: It too much?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: No, the problem is the worst side effect of a
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: painkiller is.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Sleepiness, constipation.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: They always tell you to take a laxative.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I know. But when I was in the hospital last year,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I was constantly on I mean it was in my
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: id or they were giving it to me orally. Yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and they were giving me synecotte with every single one.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: The this is tell you almost died right yeah last year?
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I never forget, never forget never.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: We need T shirts about that.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Let's don't and T shirts with the date and never forget.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: July seventh, The anniversary is coming up, coming right out.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Gosh, what are we going to do?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. So but but it was days
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: the furrow into the bathroom days. And it's interesting because
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: recently I was having to read over some of those
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: medical records because I was trying to find out the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: name of the coil that is in my artery and
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: my abdomen that they oh close, because I needed to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: find out for an MRI. I had to find out
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: that the name of the coil and I was so
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I was reading some of it and it literally is
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: like patient states she has not had movement. I was like, wow,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: that was a lot of days and I go to
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, poor me.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: That is funny. Oh my god. I mean it's funny,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: not funny, but yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: But I was like, these people never go to the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: bathroom never.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think they care well, they don't eat, so
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that much of a difference.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That's a great point. That's a really good pills. Yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: but what he says is he doesn't say anything about
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the constipation. He says he liked pills and knew when
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: he could no longer get the pills, probably off the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: street or whatever, he turned to meth. I mean a
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: lot of people turn to heroin because it's a similar situation,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: but he went he bypassed heroin. He went right to meth.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: But I think myth is a lot cheaper than heroin,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: and fine, way cheaper.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he says meth will make you lose your
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: morals and your self respect and the respect for others, and.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: That make you steal Amazon packages off your pregnant neighbor's
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: front porch.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. His his first interaction with Kirsten
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: was when she was beating on his door and he says,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and I didn't steal the stuff, but it was someone
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that I knew. And then didn't he say it was
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a truck of a It was a it was the
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: hood of a truck. It was stolen. Yeah, he said
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: it was a truck hood. So somebody took a med
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: head who they have crazy strength, just went the yard.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It was like walked off with it. He said, I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: didn't steal the stuff, but it was someone I knew,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: and I would never imagine we would end up here.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Who would have who would She held me down and
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: has done what no one would ever do. She made
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: me a true believer in soulmates. And it's overwhelming now
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: to go from a closed door, closed cell door to freedom.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: And in the past I was doing meth to feel nothing,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: but now I have to have my feelings. And this
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: is interesting and we don't hear this a lot Keisha.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: He says, if I'm not able to work through the
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: trauma of being locked up, it's going to negatively affect
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: my life. I won't be able to show as much
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: love and excitement in my life, my wife's life as
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I want to. I'm going to have to realize it's
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: okay to have feelings again. Everything's not bad all the time.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: That's deep that See, this is what she was she
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: was talking.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: She was trying to be this deep, but she didn't
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: know the menia, you know, the worst that she was using. Now,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: this is this is how you do deep talk right here.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: But it's interesting that he's like, Okay, I'm going to
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: have to have help. They work and therapy to get
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: over number one, the trauma of being locked up.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Which that is traumatic. And then do forget about that?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he's had five years of having to
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: have no feelings and then probably five years before that
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: when he was on drugs.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, and you still believe in their love?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I tell man, Okay.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna place any best because you were drunk when.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: You washed it and the top head together, She says.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He was an hour late getting out. So we're going
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: against the clock now, and we got it. We're gonna
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: have to make a quickie work. They're gonna have to
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: make it work. It's gonna don't worry, girl, don't worry.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: It don't be quick.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When they get to the room, she gives him
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: his ring and tells him to take off his plastic
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: ring and they make out, get on the bed, and
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: they tell the cameras to leave, and they're like, we've
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: got eleven minutes, get out of here.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. It's it's when they have sex when the person
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: comes right out of prison and there's no shower, prison wash,
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: like you really gotta get that prison and smell and
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: funk and all that. I don't even think, like the
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: they need to brush their teeth with like real toothpaste
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: and a reales. But she was pretty horny, so I
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: wasn't that surprised.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I would just be like, okay, but and you're like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll just be gross in this hotel and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: then take a shower before you get back in my car.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Well, so she may not care, true.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Kayleie and Michael, I want to tell you that I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: zoomed past a lot of this because it was so fake.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: She is so fucking annoying to me.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: And this is a it's fake.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: She's fake.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: She can't she can't do her acting job without smiling.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I literally just some of it, wrote, I'm not even
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to talk about this because it's so fake. It's annoying
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: She's so like, she's got a nasty attitude. She thinks
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: she's so cute.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: She's not.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: She has greasy hair and she's constantly flipping and touching it,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: and I want to tell her go wash your hands.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: After that, she's walking around like the penguin. She's spending
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: this guy's money.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: She's just she's a fucking mess.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: She really really I like him more than I like her.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Same Now, I am beyond obsessed about his Mickey Mass
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: tattoo on his neck.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, James even say he goes, what the fuck is
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: that on his neck?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, Mayor pain has theories.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's definitely covering something. So last night I took a
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: picture of it and send it to Anna. My daughter
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: has a lot of tattoos, spirit to tattoos, so I
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: sent it to her. I said, what do you think
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: this is covering? And she's like, oh, I'm gonna have
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: to like look at it on TV. It's hard to tell.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I said, well, if you if you sort of zoom
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: in a little. Yeah, it looks like two round things
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: under it, like maybe it's a picture of somebody's eyes,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: like okay, or it's a girl's name, or let me
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: say okay, let me ask Kana. We had theories, okay,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a whole lot more. You want your hat last week? Okay,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: here's what I said, what do you think this guy?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: What do you think is hiding under this guy's Mickey
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: mouse tattoo? And she goes, I need a better picture
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: to study it. I said, well, I guess you'll have
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: to watch it. And she goes, is it a swastika
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, so she was with.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You because that Yeah, I said, maybe it's another woman's name.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know. And then I said, maybe
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: it's like because he was a drug dealer. Maybe it's
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: like a giant pill or a pot leaf or something
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: that indicates drugs.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: To me, it's too big to be covering.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Up a girl's name, yeah, because that would just be
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: straight across.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think somebody's face.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And she's like, you don't fuck with that girl anymore.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You need to get rid of that girl's face on
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: your neck.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I just feel like when guys, they usually don't get
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: a girl's face on their neck like they'll do like
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: a kiss mark or.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it it's not looking real good for him for
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: what it what it is, don't you when you d
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: M d d M him too and ask him what
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: it's covering up and watch you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: D M Michael Lalu. I'm gonna DM both.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I got him, all right, I'll tell you what you
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: d M him and ask him. I'll d M him
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: and ask him and let's compare the answers. I'll bet
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: we get two different answers. Again.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I trust him more than I trust her.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: So one month out of prison to remember he's in
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a halfway house but it's close by and they just
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: had sex at home. He's like, ooh, I love looking
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: at your tattoo of my name. When you're asked, I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: was like, that is a bad tattoo. She knew he
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: would like it, and he did so. In the talking head,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: she says, there's no doubt, you know, we'll be together forever.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: And in the talking head he says, I can get
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: out of the halfway house. A day passes like it
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: feels great to get out of there, so sure, so
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: they get in the car and he says, wow, this
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: car is nice, like whose car is this? Like a
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: rental or But.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: He only noticed that after they'd already driven in it
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: all the way to our house and got back in
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: it again.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Because he was excited about that. He was excited about
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: the sex, and he could could anything.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll give him that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: She says, this is my car, and he goes, wait
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: what and she goes, yeah, this is my fun go
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: fuck yourself car And he goes, you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Got two cars and she goes yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: He goes, you got four arms and four legs and
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: two heads, like why do you need two cars? Yeah?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: And he says, and who's paying two car payments? She goes,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you you're gonna be helping me and he goes huh
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: m m. And he's talking to Eddy goes, yeah, she
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: definitely has a spending problem, like this makes no.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Sense, but she doesn't spend it on anything good.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: She's I think.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: She likes to spend, but she doesn't make good choices
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: on like what she's spending I e. The body makeover
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: she got she didn't go to like the best and she.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Could get her hair dead and that was like then yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: And then she got a jeep. But she's got all
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: these kids, right, so why do you get something a
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: little bit bigger that makes more sense?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Only one of those kids can sit in the front seat.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three I got to sit in You're right, three
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: of you have to sit in the back.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: And then him, where's he gonna go? So they go
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: to this like fancy butcher shop. And this is my note, Keisha,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: this is so fake. I'm not gonna honor it by
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: talking about it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: It was it was, it was bad. It was really bad.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: It all seems fake. About the credit cards and everything.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: She's like smiling, smiling, smiling, yeah, And in the talking
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: head she goes, I mean, I do feel bad that
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I max out his cards, took all his loan money,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: and took all the money from his account. I mean,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: he wants to get mad about my spending. But I
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: was a prison wife for six years.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, But she said that as if they had been
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: married and had a whole life together. He did something,
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: I went to prison. Yeah, bitch, you do owe me
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: a new car. No, you married him while he was
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: in prison, so you chose to be a prison wife.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: That's not how it works.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And he probably hadn't spend at least one hundred dollars
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: on that Mickey Mouse tattoo to cover up whatever the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: fuck he's covering on his neck.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: And an extra fifty so the person wouldn't tell anyone
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: else what was under any Yeah, she.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Goes, I mean I spent forty two thousand dollars on
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you in prison. And he goes, okay, so you have
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: this debt.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: So how did you.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Borrow money for the car? She goes, I just did.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I just borrowed money for the car. And she says,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I sent you seven hundred dollars a month for two years. Okay, Well,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Keisha's calculation again, that's sixteen point eight thousand dollars, not
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: forty two.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: No, not even close to forty two. And then why
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: would you send seven hundred dollars a month? That's like,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: that's like, yeah, he's not on your payroll, Like why
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: are you sending him that much money every single month?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: And he says over, he says, over and over, that
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: was your idea. You wanted to do that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing I think that she believes he is
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: way out of her league.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Well he is, looks wise, he is.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I mean he could actually have less teeth and still
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: be out of her league.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean he's sure, he's a short king, but
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: he is very good looking in the face, and he's
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: kind of smart, kind of smart, and he's buff.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just that tattoo.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: We need answers. It's the neck tattoos. This is problem. Yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: So she says, you know, I sent you money for
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: a life of luxury in prison, like I mean, life
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: of luxury in prison, like you should be. You should
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: have been planning for a life of luxury out here.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, no, no, no, you're not going
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to turn this around on me. He goes she did.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: He said, you're mad. I think matthing. It makes no sense.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: When we get home, I'm gonna need you to print
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: all the bank statements from everything to prove all this
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: stuff to me. So she's like fine, Doe, and then
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: talking DDY goes, yeah, I have fourteen thousand dollars in savings.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling her about it because I don't trust
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: her with money. I wouldn't get I would neither.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't either. At first, we were kind of pissed
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: off that he was doing that, but thank god, because
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't have any money at all.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: She's just blowing through his cash.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, but.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I mean it's like this because she's like, I'm giving
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: you all this money. It's six seven seven. Yeah, she's
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: giving him all this money. But at the same time,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: she's stealing from him too.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: They're both criminals. So they drive up and she goes,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: my mom is here. That means the kids are here.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: So he goes, fighting is over. We're done fighting. Let's
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: So he walks in.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: The kids all hugging and like, Dad, Dad, Dad. Now
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: we know that her four kids are with three different dads,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: and that fourth one is questionable. It could be four dads.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm sure, not sure. None of these kids
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: belong to him, but they call him dad, and they
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: all seem to He's like, hey, what's going on, Like
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: they visited him, they know him. Yeah. Yeah. Her mom, Laurie,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: who is such a fuck control that. Laurie is a nightmare.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: So Laura, she like her daughter, they're both a nightmare nightmare.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Her sister is there, who doesn't say anything, but she's there,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and he's like all right. He gets in the kitchen.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: He goes, I'm gonna make y'all my favorite thing, baked
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: mac and cheese. So he's excited to sort of get
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: in the family life and make baked mac and cheese.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: And he's asking Laurie where are the pants and everything? Meanwhile,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Kaylee goes in the back is printing out the bank statements,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: and she's telling the fifteen year old, your dad doesn't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: think I was honest about the money, and your dad
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: thinks I spent too much money, So I'm gonna print
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: everything out for your dad.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, she's you got right. Yeah, she probably
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: is going to forge half that ship and try to
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: copy and paste and do whatever she can, but he's
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: just not that stupid.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: So she prints out to by bank statements and then
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen, he says to Laurie because they're having
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: this party for him, right, and he's She says, well,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: who from your family's coming? He goes, well, my mom
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: is coming, right, and Laurie goes, your mom's a real
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: piece of work, and he says, well, you said that
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you were better than her, So nope, okay, his mom
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: said to Laurie, I'm better than you.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, which she is because she didn't steal from her
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: child and go to prison for it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: And so Laurie threw water on his mom. Yeah, she goes,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: she said she was better than me, so I threw
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: water on her, which was fake. And he goes, well, okay,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: look my mom comes. You think you can get along?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't know. Maybe. He goes, well, Kaylee,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: and I don't want any thing physical like. We don't
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: want the kids to think you saw things of physical violence.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: So can you just not act like that around when
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the kids are around? And she goes, I don't know,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm gonna do. And he goes,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: all right, look, if y'all can't get along, you know
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: my mom is coming, so you might need to leave.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: So she's like, oh what huh? So she grabs her
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: pocket book and walks out, and then the talking to
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: head Laurie says, Mike is a mama's boy, always will
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: be on his mom's side. I'm not worried about what
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Mike thinks of me. He doesn't matter. He's just trying
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: to look tough in this moment.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I was surprised she looked like that because I would
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: have acted a fool. I'm like, so you're fresh out
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: of prison. You're kicking me out of my own child's house.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm not surprised she left because I think
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that we see from the previews that she's gonna have.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: A fight outside like we did or something.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, okay, Rich and Felicia, Yes, they are dumb.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: You have said every couple is dumb, and you're not wrong.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You're not wrong.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should just have a little sound thing that
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: presses it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: This is so dumb. Okay, So I'm gonna say it
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: every week.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sorry, Yeah, I'm gonna write that down add
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: to the soundboard. Dumb. I used to have that one
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: on here, Keisha, that was you are so dumb right now?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Remember that one?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: So I was talking to uh, you know, I'd love
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: to give a shout out to a listener, So yeah, please,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I love it when we have a guy listener. Mike, Mike,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: this is for you. He's from He's from Louisiana. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: think Mike is from New Orleans. Oh, he's Cajun. He's like,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: these people do not sound like they're from New Orleans.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I think they.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Do well, so let them do.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: And the others don't.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: It's a little gangster. Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's like black scat New Orleans. Then it
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: fades away and then it's like the Jamaican ant the dreads.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: They're all over the place down so and then we
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: have pretty little Felicia, who looks like she does not
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: belong in this family at all. She's the healthiest looking person,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: and she served a hard time. I know, I know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: God bless just that is not that man's child.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, that is not that man's child. Watch.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, Felicia's dad, that is not his child.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they definitely don't look like Okay, all right,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: So they're in the car, Felicia and Rich and whatever,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: the friend who's he's asleep in the backseat.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Not just sleep, he was not the fuck out. That
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: was a loud snore.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, I've had it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: He's not enough.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: So they're in the car and it's he's just being
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: very stranger and kind of all of a sudden, I
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: love you. I love you. She's like, what you love me? Okay,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: and the doc and have Felicia goes. I think his
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: brain takes a dump when you ask him a question,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: because he never has an answer, and then we see
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: some examples of that. She goes, but I'm trying to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: give him the benefit of the doubt because he is
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: my dream man.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Him girl that bad dreams. We call those nightmares here
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: on the outside of the world Felicia, because that is
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: not if that, if that is your dream man, you
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: need to take some trysd on before you go to his.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I think she thinks he has a lot of money
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: in his very He doesn't.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not. No, everything's in question.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I think he's fine. We've now seen him two seasons
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: in the same house, and he has a car, and
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: he seems to have a job. I mean, I think
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he's doing fine.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: But he also didn't bring her anything.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Well, because he's his presence is his presence. Yeah, so
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: what actually created a fucking gift box?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: It had his space on the front of.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: How do I don't see this stuff? I never see this, sonny?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: All right, So in the talking head he says, all
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: my worries are gone. In person, she's really gorgeous, and
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you know we're gonna get to touch each other tonight.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take her on a one way trip to Poundtown,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Ew you. That's not respectful.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: No, it's and I just don't find him to be attractive.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: So it's a double U for me. Just it's his.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Glasses that I don't like. I don't like his glasses.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It's his face for me. Okay, he says, I do
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: see Felicia in my future, and you know, we need
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to be together because when you lay with other people,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you can create soul ties. You can also create a
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: baby and a std Like, what are you talking about
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: all the things. Yeah, So she lays on the bed.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, a real bed, real pillows,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and you know that's always fun to see when people
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: come out. So she takes one of the pillows. It's like,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you just don't even know what it's like to feel
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: a real pillow. I've had a creaking my neck for
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: nine years. And then she puts the pillow on the
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: couch and goes and this is where you're going to sleep,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: right here on this couch.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: He's like his face was like she started speaking a
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: totally different language. The look on his face should have
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: been the look on his face when he saw her.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Aunts are right there.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: The look right yeah, And I don't So here's the
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: thing about that, and she's she's right, yes, but what
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: was she telling him she wanted to do on their
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: first night?
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: You know, that's a great mine.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: And I think she probably did promise some things to him,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: so he was expecting it.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: But she's right, she should.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: This is a stranger. But then again, they have been
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: talking for six years.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: They are very like snugly and kissy, you know. Yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm just not ready. I'm not ready
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: for that. I want to spend some genuine time just together. Yeah,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: and the talking, And she goes, I mean, I love
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: him and everything, and you know, I do want to
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: fuck his brains out.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, we'll do it in the morning.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: She says, I do want to give him all of me,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: but I don't know him. You know, I got I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: need some time on this. I mean, remember, he's only
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: there like three more days.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: And then also, why didn't she just take the first
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: night to hang out with him at our aunt's house
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: and just say, I'm going to say the night of
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: my aunt's house, we can talk, we can do this,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: get to know each other better, instead of going to
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: the hotel with him.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but again, think I think you make a
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: good point. I think that's what he was promised. Yeah,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: so he goes, I was on the couch for a while,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: but you know then I was like, I can't hear
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you over here. So I got in the bed and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Felicia says, he got in the bed. We did not
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: have sex. You know, we did some other things, but
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: we're taking it slow. We're not we didn't do it, okay,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: And in the car, he asks, you'll sleep at the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: hotel tonight and she goes, I'm going to talk to
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: the PO about it. And he goes, and also, you're
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: going to talk to the PO about Houston. She goes, yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I gotta talk. I don't know anything yet, right.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: She does not need to go to Houston. It's quick, no, So.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to it. She goes, I'm paroling to my
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: aunt Stephanie and cousin Haley's house that's where I live,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking at He says, I'm having a hard
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: time getting to read on where her head's act like,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to sleep get in the bed with
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: me last night, and then she didn't want to sleep
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: at the hotel. So he takes her to the PO office.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: She goes in, comes out two hours later. He's like,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: let me read this. So he's reading the stipulations of
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: the parole and it says she is paroled to the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: aunt's house and that's where she needs to be. But
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: there is no wording that says you can't sleep out,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think she was hoping that it did.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I think she's like, no, once, I spent the night
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: one night with you, but now papers and I gotta
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: if they check in, I gotta be there.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: I gotta be there. And she does.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: So anyway, they drive up and Haley and Aunt Stephanie
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, you're home. You're home, and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: they're so happy. This looks like a normal home that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: she should be in. Hailey and Felici should get on
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: the swing. And they're joking around about how they used
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to sneak out all the time and they're very close
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: like sisters. And she's telling Felicia, I let him sleep
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: in the bed. She's like, oh girl, She goes, nothing
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: like that, nothing like that. We didn't do nothing. Haley goes, yeah,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you don't know this man, Like, you know, I know
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: you've been talking, but you gotta haven't known him in
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: the real world, like it's too soon to make a
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: decision about what you're doing. And Felicia agrees, and Felicia goes,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know all that stuff yesterday. I'm
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: gonna need to see the papers about that divorce. I'm
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: on need to see the evidence.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, Okay, that's gonna start some shit up.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: So then Rich tells aunt Stephanie, I.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Saw hers this week two tirls. Who's Shirley Temple tearls
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: this week? Right?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Last time she had the one, now she got the two.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: She said, I'm at a little roussal down with this week.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do two. Forget the wall.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: We're doing too.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: And then later she's doing the talking head and her
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: hair is down.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I know she's giving it all to us.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: All the styles, all the continuity does not matter on this.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yes.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: So Rich is telling Stephanie, you know, I saw in
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: her parole papers that she can't leave the state, and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Stephanie goes, that's right, she can't leave the state, and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: he goes, but she can, like she's parole here, but
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: she can stay with me tonight. You know, she can
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: come with you to the hotel and she goes, no, no,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: she is playing by the rules and if my address
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: is on that paper, her ass will be here. So
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not playing. I'm not playing. And he's like yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: simmer okay, and Stephan says and also, she is not
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: going with you to Houston. He goes, I know it
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: says on the papers she can't and she goes, what
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: about in six months? She's also offered papers to try
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to take her to Houston, and is that your plan?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: And he goes no, no, no, no, hold on, now, it's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: not my plan, like it's our plan, and she goes,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: oh shit, that's just jail talk.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: It was just he found out last night. He was
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: getting a lot of jail talk.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And he goes no. He goes, no, like she has
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: said it recently, and she has said it since she's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: been out since last night, Like that is her plan.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: It's not just my plan. That's what she has said
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: to me. And Stephany goes, well, I'm sorry, No, do
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: you know how long she's been away from us? No,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: we do not want her moving. I do not want
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: her moving. And then she starts crying, crying, like bawling, balling,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and he hugs her he's like, oh my god, and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: he hug which was nice.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, it was very nice. It was sincere too.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: It's like he's out of his being weird, out of
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: his shock, and now he's like it.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Took a woman to cry for him to act like
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: a fucking normal person.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: He's actually a little normal. He's like, oh, hold on, now,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: hold on, and he's like hugging. He's like, oh my god,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: it's okay. It's okay. So we see it's talking ahead
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: with stuff again with a different hairdoo. And she says,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: there is no fucking way he's taking her out of
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: New Orleans.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's gonna want to. I don't think
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: they'll be together in six months.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna want to be away. Once
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: she's with Haley and her aunt, she's not gonna want
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: to leave her parents. I mean, she didn't care about them.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: That's why she's living with her aunt. Because do those
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: people look like they have a home.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: They they look like they lived in that car they
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: pulled up in.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: So and then you know, I don't think he has
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: kids or anything like that, Like he can move to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: New Orleans.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: And also let's just remember a couple of things about
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: her from last year. She was running game on about
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: thirty guys. She had an assistant to help her keep track. Okay,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: so that's number one. So one of those other guys
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: could roll up at any moment, that is true. And
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: number two, she has her ex boyfriend that was in
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: there for murder and he was getting around out around
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the same time.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Rich you might want to save your own life and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: get your asspect to you said, get back to Harris
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: County immediately.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because no, okay, we're gonna end with Mumu Bonita.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it, all right, it's not going to.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: For no reason. Uh, Gigi's mom the teas rides up
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: on her horse.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this was one of the best things that
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: has ever happened and one of the stupidest things.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: That's ever happened, all wrapped into one.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: But she looked pretty bad ass rolling up on them
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: with that horse. But I was like, are you a horse?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Cop?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Here's a thing, the fear that it put into mo move. Clearly,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Mumo has never seen a horse. Mumo has only read
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: been around cows. That's why his name is mo Move.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: He looked like this, you're stupid. This neighbor are stupid everything.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: He was girl like a fucking tom like he is,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: he said, behind her holding on to her because he
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: sees a horse like damn. He was like, nice to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: beat you.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: He was so scared, he was. And the horse's name
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: is Ramadan, who we Yeah, we said, she doesn't know
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: what that means, because she's going go get him Rom,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Go get him Rom. He smells like prison and Mumu
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: was like she's doing too much.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: She's doing too much.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, while he's still haty behind. This is hilarious.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: The first thing first day Mom says is god it,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you're going to fix his hair. Yeah, we don't know.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: We did, but she doesn't know. She can't fix it
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: because he's got to pretend it. Yeah. So in the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: talking head and this is what I sent you. Uh
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: this man eyes are completely closes. It is confessional.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: He's so high.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: He says funny, I'm always gonna be loyal and she
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: can always tress me. I want to be with Bonita
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: and Gigi probably relationships. I'm gonna try to make a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Menaji twy work.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: It's like now I've.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Heard of Manaja talk. What is what he said?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? Or five of them?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I wrote it out he wrote he said, mena tetoy.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Just say. It's okay to say three.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: It's okay to say you think he can say that.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: He just says, Polly, he just.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: The talking head mom says, uh, everything about this sounds fishy.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: They're just in the honeymoon phase. Everything is jail talk.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: She won't really know him for a few weeks, you know.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: So Mumu and Gigi get in the car and they're
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: going immediately to his storage unit because he wants to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: get his ship. Okay, this is confusing, but let's see
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: if we can put the pieces together.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: They're really making us think this week.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like it just when she's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: straight dumb, that's what we're used to. The talking head
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: movie says, Benita doesn't know that. My mom went to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the storage unit and clipped the locks and took my
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: things out that belonged to me and left her things
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: in there. Benita has been holding my things hostage. So
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: my mother had to go and snip the locks, which
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: is illegal because it's in Banita's name.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: And she got a new storage unit and put it
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: And she made a Facebook post all about it.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: She's like, I love my son, clip Clip fell in.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Bonita has a way to manipulate things. Beanita is very smart,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: and he says, so everything in this unit is mine.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: So there's stuff everywhere. He opens up, it's like, oh
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: my god, there's stuff everywhere. I mean we see like
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: kids toys and just just just thrown in there, no
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: rhyme or reason.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: I think she.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Literally has just like her weekly trash thrown in there.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Just it's just it's it's kids, cars and fucking Gigi's
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: so stupid. I had high hopes for Gigi, but she
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: is getting dumber by the week. And when he opens
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: up that damn door, she's like, oh my man.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Is so strong. Hercules.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Hercules literally lifted a door.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's on a hinge. So it's not like it's.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah because he is really I didn't realize how small
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: he was. He really is.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Did you clock that those shoe size was eight? Yeah,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: that's a man at yeah is.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: So he goes, I gotta I gotta see what's.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: In here and what's not in here.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of not in there.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's looking. He goes, I don't see any of
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: my design her jeans, And Bonita told my mom she
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: still has some of my things, so I'm gonna and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Gigi goes, well, then those are her things now because
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: you're not getting them. So over at Benita's house, she says,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to get the last of the few
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: things that I sold replaced.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: The girl.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: It's more than a few things that needs.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: To be replaced.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: One is a whole car.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: So I think he's gonna eventually he's gonna notice that
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: the car is gone. It was a hun she doesn't
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: have a car.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you clocked that, because last week they.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Were an uber. She's an uber.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then his mom or his stepdad said, we'll
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: make sure you have a way a ride to go
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: and pick him up in the prison.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Right. So it was one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: worth of stuff that she sold, And I wonder if
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that includes the car. I bet it does, and the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: talking head. She goes, you know, I didn't sell any
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: of this stuff to make my life fancy. It all
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: went to my daughter, Okay, okay, and uh, she says,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: but I put two locks on the story so nobody
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: can get in there. Well, all right, She has a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: bit by that storage unit in a while then to
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: realize that those locks are cut off. So we see
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: her making a deal with a guy out of the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: trunk of his car.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: His voice is it's so fucking funny.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: His voice was altered and it's all blurred, and she's like,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: you gotta what She's like, you got his size twenty three?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Ways tiny tiny man jeans in there.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: I mean dad is like a petite woman's.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Size, Like do you have a women's size six? So
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: she says her daughter Dior does not has not known
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: where dad is this whole time. She thinks he's in college.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Oh god, and she says, I hope that that he's
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: going to be appreciative of having so much to come
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: home too, because it's her and her daughter and they're
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: like cooking and they're making a sign and all this stuff.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: He does have three other kids. Let's still don't forget
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: he has four tone.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: He does, and he's still gonna be looking for his shit, Like,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: how do you not look for your car?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How's he gonna go? Between all these baby mama's houses.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: And I think he's gonna be like, not only did
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: you get rid of my car, but bitch, you don't
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: have a car.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing I got these comfortable shoes.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm gonna be.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Walking geez so back of the car, gigia mumu. And
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: he's just just smoking that weed. I don't know what is.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his paper say, but maybe he's
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be doing that. I don't know.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: I just always thought you got a drug test when
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: you visit a po but I guess it's different up there.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And because he wasn't in prison for
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: a drug related charge, I don't think.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe they won't.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe they won't. Okay, let me go back and look
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: at that possession of a handgun. That's why. Okay, So
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: back in the car, he's like, yes, it's so long.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You know since I did it, you know I was celibate.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: She's like, boys stop and he goes, but I got
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: to trick up my sleeve for you. And she's like,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I bet you do. They're so hot for each other.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: So they I'm surprised they made it to her apartment.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: I says, they didn't do any storage unit. Yeah, because
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I might have would have done it in I don't
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: know why they didn't go and do it first and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: get that out of the way. Then go to the storage.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Unit, because the Storgs unit. If I were your girl
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: picking you up for prison, that is not going to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: be our first thought.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Sorry, we can do that afterwards.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: He wants this stuff. So he says, tomorrow, I'm gonna
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: have to go see my PO and then I'll be
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: back over here. But he says, tomorrow, my plan is
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: go see my PO. Then go and pretend I'm getting
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: picked up by Bonita, and then I'm gonna tell Bonita
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: that I got to go to my PO, and I'll
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: just keep going back and forth. I was like, that's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: only going to work for one day.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: By the end of the week, they're gonna beat his
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: ass up.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: So they go to the bedroom. They start making out.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: He puts her on the bed, spreads her legs out,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: talks about her lady bits and I didn't need any
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: of that. And in the talking head he says, I'm
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: a self proclaimed nympho. I have dealt with fifteen women
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: at once. I could do it easily, so I could
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: see myself living this poly lifestyle with my two women.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: And then he says a lot of people don't be
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: like to be lied to.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, no, one likes to be.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Lied to, he says, but I have lied to the police,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: and I have lied to a judge. But I don't
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: want to lie to these women. I want us to
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: be one big, happy family.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, he's high, he's hot, eyes closed, Yeah, yeah, all right,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: that's the end.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: So next time on Dia goes to pick up Cyrus
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: and is crying in her car and says, I'm literally
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: leaving him here so he doesn't get out, or or
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: someone else picked them up, or that's why we got
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: her mid season. I don't know.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: What's the girl Carrington? Carrington is talking to a friend
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: of hers who says something about how do you think
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: they get the drugs in the prison, and she goes,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I felt disgusted. So I don't know if her friend
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: is like, people stick it up their butt or I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Because that's how they get drugs in prison.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: But that's the only thing we got from them, and
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think we're getting much from them because I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: don't think he's coming out here.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: There's not much to get.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cyrus is going to the halfway house, and he's like,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: it's not a good job. It's not a good look
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: to show up late. They will send the marshals after you.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: So maybe they're like four minutes later or something. Okay,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Felicia tells Rich I need proof that you're divorced. He's
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: like what, and then we see Haley yelling at him
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: on the street to get away from her.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, I mean all you have to do is like
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: get on your computer and show or that you're divorced.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: It's not like you got to go home and look
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: underneath your bed or it's the person a shoe box
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: or something like.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: That, Like you can look it up at the Yeah,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Bonita says, something ain't adding up, and I will scoop
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: my ass around this city to make sure he's not
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: hiding anywhere.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: And you know what, Gigi's mom will probably give you
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: a lift on a horse, so y'all could do it
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: together because she would surely help you.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Bonita is so fucking funny.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: She is very funny.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will scoop my ass around this city. And
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: see if you're hiding somewhere. Kaylee takes her again performative stupid.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: These people can't act. Kaylee takes her ring off and
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: gives it to Michael, and he goes, well, maybe I
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: can use this to pay off some of the debt,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: and then she throws something on him looks like either
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: like a diet coke or some hot sauce. But again
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: with these people love to throw a beverage.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: They really do.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: I've never even thrown that many drinks in my life.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: We've seen it all.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Have I thought I've like slipped like a bottle or
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: No, I've never thrown anything at anybody.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Because you drink all your drink, you.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Can't waste a good shirt and day.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Now, come on, not not very pay.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. The other night we were gener it's
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: just me and Dave and John and I go, I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: would like you to know I'm I am three days sober.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: I am three days sober. They're like, what I go?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I said, I haven't had to drink in three days.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: And they're like, at you, sobriety looks good on you, Mary.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Pain and John goes, I hadn't had a drink in
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: five days. Day fulls up his phone and goes, I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: haven't had a drink at four thousand, two hundred and.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Get him day, Get him hilarious.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: I go, I'm just saying I don't have anything to
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: drink in this house. I just haven't gotten anything. So
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I just want you to go. If kay Shaw wondered
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: why I look not puffy and well rested, that's why.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: The lack of alcohol.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: And of course then John's like, Mommy, you always look
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: so beautiful.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's why you call him baby John.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: That's why this is my little baby. Oh just takes
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: one compliment, guys, that's all I need. Just one compliment
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: all I need.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: But she keeps her her foot on my girl's neck
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: She doesn't tell me how pretty I am all the time.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you what she is going to
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: help us solve that tattoo. She is good. I'm gonna
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: put it on the TV and get her to really
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: study it. Okay, let me know what she said someone,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: and then she'll take a picture and send it to
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: her tattoo artists. In between the two of them, we're
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: gonna figure.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: It out on the ground and reporting.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Here are my three notes that I gotta do after
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: this episode. I gotta put you are so dumb right
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: now on my soundboard. Mm hmmm hmm. I got a
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: DM DA to find out about the math.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: I hate the fact that you're gonna be.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Dumb for an hour after dming her and getting her response,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: because she's not gonna make you question everything you know.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I know. And then I got to DM Michael to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: ask him about that tattoo and maybe he'll just give
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: us the answer. It'll be a roundabout way, but maybe
• 1:19:02
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