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FULL SHOW: As You Get Older, Everything Sags... · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse half-price cosmetic sale is on now.
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  Speaker 2: Stock up and save on your favorite beauty brands.
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  Speaker 3: Half-price now at Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 4: Hello. Good morning, Mikey. Amy Gerard for Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: You would have seen a little, well, a big announcement
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  Speaker 4: for me yesterday, Amy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, out of the closet. Out of the radio closet.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the radio closet. Do you want to share
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  Speaker 2: the news with everyone?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if you didn't see it on my socials,
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  Speaker 4: Mikey Radio, there goes the bell.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you one more bell and then it's getting confiscated.
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  Speaker 4: Is that all I'm allowed?
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No, so good news. Signed on to stay here with ARN.
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  Speaker 7: Lots of talk about, oh, well, the breakfast shows and
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  Speaker 7: all of that. I won't be part of the breakfast
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  Speaker 7: show next year.
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  Speaker 4: I was only ever brought in here.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of people got carried away to fill in.
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  Speaker 7: And I have helped out, I think it was, Jesus,
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  Speaker 7: it was March.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't you meant to just fill in for like four days, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it appears to be eight, nine months or
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  Speaker 7: something like that. And I've done 15 years of Breakfast Radio.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm more than happy to sleep in next year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to sleep in now.
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  Speaker 8: But also you proved yourself and like, not that you
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  Speaker 8: needed to prove yourself, but like you obviously did such
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  Speaker 8: a good job filling in that they've gone, hey, we
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  Speaker 8: actually can't let this guy go.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to basically create a role for him.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, so signed a deal to stay with ARN. You'll
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  Speaker 7: hear me a lot on KISS.
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  Speaker 4: All those details will roll out and you'll just hear me.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: You'll get sick of me. Do I get the bell now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Go give your potty a shout out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, my podcast Behind the Mic with Mike E is
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  Speaker 7: coming to iHeart here. So they've taken that on board,
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  Speaker 7: which I'm really excited about.
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  Speaker 2: I've read the press release. You've got millions. You've got
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  Speaker 2: millions of views.
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  Speaker 4: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: That's impressive. All right, that's enough.
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  Speaker 7: So anyway, and I'll be here until the new show starts.
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  Speaker 7: So you're not getting rid of me just yet.
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  Speaker 4: You're stuck with me, Amy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay. I'm all good with it. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Sean. What's going on, man?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 9: Well, we're basically, big story around today, we're throwing away
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  Speaker 9: a lot of food every day. Australians are apparently throwing
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  Speaker 9: 29 million meals a day.
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  Speaker 8: Are you the person who goes through the things in
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  Speaker 8: the fridge and if it says, if the best before
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  Speaker 8: date has passed, do you bin it?
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  Speaker 7: No, yeah, I'm a bit funny, eh? Like, I feel
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  Speaker 7: bad about wasting food. I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet
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  Speaker 7: last night, one of those fancy ones.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And just the amount, like, people are pigs. You want
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  Speaker 4: to see what people are like?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, go to a buffet.
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  Speaker 4: I know, right? Standing around just chucking everything on their plate,
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  Speaker 4: and then you look around, they don't eat at all.
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  Speaker 4: And I feel bad about that. But leftovers.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you have the intention of eating them and then
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  Speaker 7: you don't?
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  Speaker 2: That is me.
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  Speaker 8: I will make like a huge big batch of spag
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  Speaker 8: bol or beef stroganoff and I do.
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  Speaker 2: I put a big container in the fridge.
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  Speaker 8: I've got all the right intentions of using it the
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  Speaker 8: following night and the night after that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then like four or five days go past
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  Speaker 2: and it doesn't get eaten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's really bad. My dad is the polar opposite of me.
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  Speaker 8: He will pull out food out of the fridge and
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  Speaker 8: it will say it expired like a week ago and
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  Speaker 8: he's like.
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  Speaker 2: Still good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he will eat anything and everything.
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  Speaker 8: I remember going through their pantry once and there was
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  Speaker 8: like jars of Vegemite from 2004.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 11: And I was like, I swear.
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  Speaker 2: To God, this is not good for you.
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  Speaker 4: That would be all right, wouldn't it? It's got a
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  Speaker 4: lot of salt in it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It seems to be.
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  Speaker 9: But Oz Harvest, so they're claiming that wastage happens at
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  Speaker 9: three areas.
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  Speaker 6: It happens at the farm.
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  Speaker 9: The farms end up having to throw out stuff because
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  Speaker 9: it's getting old. Then at the shops, the same thing
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  Speaker 9: happens there.
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  Speaker 6: The milk and all the bread and whatnot, that gets old.
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  Speaker 9: And then at home, we're just– We're just constantly, like
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  Speaker 9: you said, we're just throwing away stuff because it's out
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  Speaker 9: of date.
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  Speaker 6: But they want the federal government to implement something here.
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  Speaker 9: To sort of get us all in line and go, hey,
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  Speaker 9: we're throwing 29 million meals a day away.
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  Speaker 6: Let's try and work on something. We're not doing this.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, you even see, like, well, can't you, like,
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  Speaker 7: restaurants and stuff, can't they, I don't know, package it up?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that is what Oz Harvest does.
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  Speaker 2: One of my girlfriends has an app on her phone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 8: But, you know, like, at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 8: she does this thing where Baker's Delight, at the end
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  Speaker 8: of the day, you've got to remember, because all their
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  Speaker 8: bread and their rolls and everything's made fresh. And they
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  Speaker 8: do this thing where they put out and you can
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  Speaker 8: buy a bag and it's $ 10, but there's the equivalent
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  Speaker 8: to $ 100.
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  Speaker 2: Worth of Baker's Delight goods.
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  Speaker 8: So I actually think they're really proactive in instead of
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  Speaker 8: just throwing out all their bread and their finger buns
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  Speaker 8: and their pull-aparts, they're saying, hey, we'll package up. 100 bags.
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  Speaker 8: Everyone can come grab them for $ 10.
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  Speaker 4: How good's a finger bun, by the way?
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  Speaker 2: I love a finger bun.
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  Speaker 4: Do you put butter on it?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just raw dog it as it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do. You put it straight in your mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's a big topic at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait to talk to her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Dr.
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  Speaker 7: Kiss is coming on as well to answer your medical questions.
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  Speaker 7: I've got some feedback on my announcement.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 7: From who? D. 50UZA on my socials.
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  Speaker 12: Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What did he say? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 4: Not so much.
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  Speaker 7: I've tried listening to Mikey a few times in the morning. However,
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  Speaker 7: it infuriates me the way he always talks over the
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  Speaker 7: beginning of the songs.
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  Speaker 2: I swear Nat got the same feedback.
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  Speaker 4: Have you, Nat?
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  Speaker 6: No, I sung over the song.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Mine's talking.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if it's the same guy.
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  Speaker 6: Is his name Neil?
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  Speaker 11: Once again, Neil, I cannot express how sorry I am.
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  Speaker 7: It's not a Neil. He should stop talking before the
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  Speaker 7: music starts. Whenever a song begins and I hear him
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  Speaker 7: talking over it, I switch to another station.
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  Speaker 4: And stay there.
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  Speaker 7: If it wasn't for Mikey talking over songs, I think
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  Speaker 7: I would be a Kiss listener.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I feel like you were only ever talking
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  Speaker 8: over the last... Well, look, I'm talking over the song now.
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  Speaker 11: Should we hear what it sounds like without talking over
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  Speaker 11: it at all?
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  Speaker 6: And then he can hear how awkward that is.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Like, roll it out.
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  Speaker 2: Announce the song and then raw dog the intro.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Oh, it's... This is, by the way, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: the only one in radio that does this.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's called, yeah, it goes against everything we're ever taught.
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  Speaker 2: But let's give it a crack.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe we've all been wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But let's appease this guy. We want him as a listener.
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  Speaker 4: All right, then. Okay, let's see how awful and flat
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  Speaker 4: this would sound.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Karina.
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  Speaker 14: Hello.
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  Speaker 15: Hello, morning.
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  Speaker 2: Morning. Oh, so I love that we get so many
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  Speaker 2: nurses for this game.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's this time of the morning, right? They're either
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  Speaker 4: on the way home or.
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  Speaker 16: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Are you on the way home or what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Are you on the way home or on the way there?
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  Speaker 3: On the way home.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you've done night shift. Are you shattered?
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  Speaker 15: I am very tired.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you poor thing. And you work in the emergency
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  Speaker 2: department as well. So you'd get all kinds of.
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  Speaker 8: I remember one of my girlfriends works as a nurse
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  Speaker 8: and she has so many funny stories about things that
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  Speaker 8: she finds up men's backsides.
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  Speaker 4: They fall over a lot on Coke bottles and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: don't they, Karina?
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  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 14: All the old men love to fall down in the shower.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: No one ever believes them. But does anyone just walk
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  Speaker 7: in there and go, look, I put this up my butt?
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  Speaker 7: Or does everyone have an excuse?
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  Speaker 14: Nah, they've all got excuses.
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  Speaker 8: I was going to say, I feel like everyone would
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  Speaker 8: turn up with an excuse.
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  Speaker 14: Some of them come in and they're almost like proud
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  Speaker 14: as well.
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  Speaker 2: Look at the size of this.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, jeez.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Karina, you are married with four kids. You
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  Speaker 2: drive an LDV D90.
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  Speaker 8: I've never even heard of that car. You obviously need
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  Speaker 8: like a minivan, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, with four kids. And what happened to
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  Speaker 2: you on your hens up in the Hunter?
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  Speaker 14: I fell down the stairs and broke my leg.
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  Speaker 6: As you do.
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  Speaker 2: Your hands wasn't like a week before your wedding, was it?
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  Speaker 13: It was a month before.
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  Speaker 12: So that was okay.
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  Speaker 2: No way. So were you in a cast?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: A moon boot.
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  Speaker 6: A moon boot.
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  Speaker 4: With your wedding dress. Did you make sure all the
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  Speaker 4: photos just didn't include the moon boot? They were like up?
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  Speaker 17: Yeah. Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, take it off in the photos.
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  Speaker 7: I hate, man, I had a moon boot once. I
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  Speaker 7: broke my ankle because I was drunk and slipped out
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  Speaker 7: of a spa.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And the doctor was like, you've got to wear a
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  Speaker 7: moon boot.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I saw a mum.
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  Speaker 18: It's so itchy to wear.
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  Speaker 13: It's so itchy, right?
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  Speaker 8: I saw a mum yesterday at my kid's school disco
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  Speaker 8: and she was in a moon boot.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what did you do? She said, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: believe it, but my daughter had an ice skating party and.
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  Speaker 8: I specifically didn't get on the ice rink because I
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  Speaker 8: didn't want to cause myself any injuries because, you know,
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  Speaker 8: you hit the ice, you go down pretty hard.
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  Speaker 2: We don't bounce.
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  Speaker 8: She said she was standing on the edge of the
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  Speaker 8: ice rink just watching her kids. Somebody ran into her.
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  Speaker 8: with the ice skate and broke the back of her ankle.
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  Speaker 2: So she was in a moon boot anyway. Wasn't even skating.
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  Speaker 4: And Nat, you had two.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had two.
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  Speaker 11: Remember when I broke both my feet?
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  Speaker 4: I was walking around with two. You know what, though?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, both.
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  Speaker 4: I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 13: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 11: But it's actually better because to find a shoe that
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  Speaker 11: matches the height of a moon boot is actually quite difficult.
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  Speaker 2: It's like an air force or something.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes a moon boot really throws your back out.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Karina, weighing in at 77 kgs.
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  Speaker 2: Read the Karina's report. It's not a coroner's report, it's
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  Speaker 2: Karina's report. It took me a.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: While to get that one.
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  Speaker 15: You got there.
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  Speaker 4: I still don't, yeah, no, I do get it. Danny, hello.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, Danny.
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  Speaker 16: Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: How are you guys? Hey, good man.
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  Speaker 7: You're a carpenter, just like Jesus, yeah? You drive a
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  Speaker 7: Ford Raptor.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Single. Oh, you're 19, mate.
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  Speaker 16: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to be single at 19, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 10:37
  Speaker 7: Hey, what happened when you were 11? You got stung
• 10:40
  Speaker 7: by a blue bottle, mate.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, so when I was 11 and I was on
• 10:44
  Speaker 12: a family trip to the Gold Coast, I was at
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  Speaker 12: the beach and obviously I felt something in my pants,
• 10:51
  Speaker 12: like near my thigh. I'm like, ah, what is that?
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  Speaker 12: Like pain. And I start looking around the beach. I'm like,
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  Speaker 12: oh my gosh, there's that many blue bottles. Like hopefully
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  Speaker 12: I didn't get stung. And so then the rash started really,
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  Speaker 12: really ramping up.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: And then I got a mum and my mum came
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  Speaker 12: to take a look. And she's like, I think you
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  Speaker 12: got stung. I'm like, are you sure?
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  Speaker 4: Where though?
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  Speaker 12: On the thigh, but obviously the thigh gland is connected
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  Speaker 12: to the balls.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you got blue balled.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, blue balls, blue bottles.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man, they are the worst.
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  Speaker 2: They're the worst.
• 11:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they come around fevers when they... Didn't your
• 11:29
  Speaker 7: dad urinate on you?
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did.
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  Speaker 8: He did a wee on me because he thought it
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  Speaker 8: was going to help with the sting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He thought it took the edge off. Apparently, it didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I'm amazed by that story when we did it. Because
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  Speaker 7: he didn't, like, wee into something and pour it on you.
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  Speaker 7: He just got his doodle out.
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  Speaker 8: He did, yeah, just directly onto my legs.
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  Speaker 5: Did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your dad didn't do that to you, Danny?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 16: Pardon?
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  Speaker 2: Your dad didn't wee on you?
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  Speaker 12: No, he actually didn't. It's probably a good thing he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was there with his mum. I mean, mum
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  Speaker 4: couldn't wait.
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  Speaker 5: Yuck.
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  Speaker 6: All right, weighing in at 89 kilos.
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  Speaker 4: It's Blue Ball Bottle Danny.
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  Speaker 7: All right, mate, Amy's got your question.
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  Speaker 2: All right, good luck, Danny. What does the brand La
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Roche-Posay sell?
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  Speaker 4: Perfumes.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: No. You said it so confidently too.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's skincare. They also sell sunscreen, but yeah,
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: they're big on the skincare.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Which of these is not a herb? Sage.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry. No. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sage, courgette, or tarragon?
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  Speaker 4: Not a herb.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: One of them is not a herb.
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  Speaker 12: I'm going to guess the... The third one?
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  Speaker 6: Tarragon.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is a herb.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: It's courgette. That's the British courgette.
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  Speaker 6: Shit.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: So you got a British word for zucchini, yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You guys.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Pom, don't walk away. I don't know where he
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  Speaker 7: was going during the segment. Use guys over in England.
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  Speaker 2: Use guys. Good English.
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  Speaker 4: You don't say zucchini.
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: We say courgette.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: So what if I wanted to make a zucchini slice?
• 13:15
  Speaker 6: Definitely not courgette. Never courgette.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: What if I was making a zucchini slice?
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: You couldn't. That would be unavailable. You could have a
• 13:22
  Speaker 6: courgette slice.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Courgette slice. That sounds wrong. They probably think ours sounds wrong.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: Are we the only ones that say zucchini?
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: The Americans do it as well.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, right. You'd think we'd follow your lead then because
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: we do on most things.
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: All right, Danny, last question. You've got to get this
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: one right. Where on the face are the 11s located?
• 13:46
  Speaker 19: The 11th.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: 11.
• 13:46
  Speaker 12: On the face.
• 13:47
  Speaker 16: Yep.
• 13:48
  Speaker 12: I'd say probably the cheeks.
• 13:52
  Speaker 18: Oh, man.
• 13:55
  Speaker 8: So it's between the eyebrows. It's kind of the two
• 13:58
  Speaker 8: vertical creases. When you frown, they look like they're number 11.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: I don't have any.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't because you get Botox.
• 14:05
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: I thought I naturally didn't have any.
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: No.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: You're 11th. Oh, you don't have any either.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I get Botox. I don't deny it, though.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Where's your 11s, Nat? I'd have them.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: I can't get Botox at the moment.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got the duff.
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: Can you not get Botox when you're pregnant?
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's so many things you can't do. Yeah, but
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: that's one of them.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: But they're putting it in your face, not your belly.
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're putting a foreign... you know, objects.
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: Listen, it wouldn't go anywhere near the baby, but they
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: absolutely don't even want to take that risk.
• 14:36
  Speaker 20: Right.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Like, you think about it, Botox is localised. Yeah. Otherwise,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: your whole face would freeze.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Some women don't even get their, like, hair coloured and stuff.
• 14:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: They're really worried.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Bleach in case it can.
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: Are you annoyed that you didn't know because you would
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: have gone and just loaded up?
• 14:50
  Speaker 11: No, in all honesty, I never get as much Botox
• 14:53
  Speaker 11: as you.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: Like, I can still move my face when I get it.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: No one gets as much as Mikey.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: I am 10 years older than you, though. Yeah, that's true.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: All right, it's Karina's turn.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go, Karina.
• 15:06
  Speaker 19: Yep.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: What kind of product... Yeah, you guys wouldn't use this.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 15:11
  Speaker 20: Maybe.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they have to. What kind of product is...
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Sol Vol. Sol Vol.
• 15:22
  Speaker 14: Is that like that soap that like.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Hey, you win. Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You need to know these words.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear these.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: Okay, so there's this, oh, what is she?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, here's a new one.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is she a love expert?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: A dating advisor.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I can't with the titles.
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: Can we think of titles for me, you, and Sean?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Can we come up with one?
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the ad break, we'll come up with our
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: new titles.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Like complete nut of bullshit one.
• 15:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: We'll just call ourselves experts in the field.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: So dating advisor, Jenna Nicole. reckons you've got to use
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: these two words, okay? So if you're a dude, and
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: I believe it's if you're talking to a woman.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Okay. Let's have a listen.
• 16:10
  Speaker 19: Talk in terms of her. The best way to do
• 16:13
  Speaker 19: this is adding for you into your vocabulary. For you,
• 16:17
  Speaker 19: I've got the time. I'd drive the extra hour for you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 19: For you, I'd make the exception. This flirting technique makes
• 16:23
  Speaker 19: the conversation feel more personal to her and makes her
• 16:26
  Speaker 19: emotionally connected to you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: For you. Oh, yeah, I could do that for you.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: I'd be nice to take the weekend off.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: For you?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, would it work?
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: It almost feels like, I don't know, it almost feels
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: like he's saying, I don't know if I find that
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: flattering or almost a bit like.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: He's doing it begrudgingly.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, for you?
• 16:50
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I guess it would. I'd have to hear it in context, right?
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: If he was like, oh, I don't ordinarily go out
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: on a weeknight, but for you, I'll take you out
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: Wednesday night.
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: You'd almost be like, oh, well, if you don't really
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: want to, we don't have to.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: So it wouldn't work.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Who would have thought one of these internet dating advisors
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: is for?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: I reckon it doesn't seem genuine.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I was looking for.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: For you, I do.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: It seems a bit fake.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, what about this?
• 17:21
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: She also says saying her name, Amy, in conversation, Amy,
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: more than necessary.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: What do you think of that, Amy?
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when I think of that, I think about my
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: dad because my dad always addresses everybody by their name.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wins people over though, doesn't it?
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: Even the deli chick at Woolworths, he will be like, oh, hello, Sandra,
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: can I have a handful of salami?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Moira, whatever. He addresses every single person by the name.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: And it works.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a respect thing. I think it's a nice thing.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: When dating, I reckon that one could work. Obviously not
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: over the top, but using her name a lot. You
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: know what I used to do?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. Kind of the opposite of that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Just treat him like shit?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: Her name but slightly wrong because it'll make her crave
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: your attention.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're Amy. Yeah, yours is hard. Yeah, maybe Amanda. Yeah, Emily.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like just my girlfriend's Alana. Call her Ashley or something.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Alan.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Like, just slightly wrong. And she'd be like, oh, he
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: kind of knows my name, but why doesn't he remember it?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: That would not elicit that response from me. I'd be like, oh,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: dear kid, my name's Amy. Like, are you kidding? We're
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: on a date and you've just called me another woman's name?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I'm out of here.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: But it's just slightly wrong.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter. You've still called me another woman's name.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, birthday wheel time.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: The advisor's wrong.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm not a... What is she?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: She's a dating advisor.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, she's a flop. Yeah, she is. It's time
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: for the birthday wheel.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Everyone that gets on between now and the end of
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: the year and spins our birthday wheel, you won't not
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: only get a prize, you have the chance to win
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: a brand new Cherry Tiggo 4 Urban SUV.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah!
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: School runs, coffee runs and weekend fun. Discover the Cherry
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Tico 4 with a test drive at Cherry Ride.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: So, you want that? You want a prize?
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: You want to pick our birthday song? Call in if
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: it is your birthday today, 17th of September, 13, 1065.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: You know, it was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah? I.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Well, I think I screwed up.
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: How?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I bought her earrings.
• 19:34
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I told you that, yeah?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: I was going to buy her a necklace that you
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: showed me a good jewellery place.
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: But when I went into this jewellery store with her,
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: one that she loves, something Sebastian, I don't.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Know what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sarah and Sebastian, yep.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: So we're in there. We're in there.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: And she picked up a necklace and bought it herself.
• 19:53
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, I can't do that now.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: And then she tried on these earrings.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: And I went, ah, she likes those earrings.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: So I walked her to a car, hesitated for a bit,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: and I went, well, just go and get them.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Called her Alana. Sorry, called her a wrong name. Ashley.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Off you go, Ash.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Went back into that store, bought them.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: That was a good month or so ago. I just
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: had it sitting in my wardrobe yesterday.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Gave her the earrings. She was like, oh, my God,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: these are lovely. Gave her some flowers.
• 20:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: A few other things.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Gave her the other thing that you're doing on the weekend.
• 20:25
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 20:25
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: She's got that. So it was all good.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: I got a phone call about an hour later. She goes,
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: you're in trouble. And I was like, why? Why am
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: I in trouble?
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I just bought you earrings. Why could I be in trouble?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Her sister was in the car. Her sister bought her
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: exactly the same earrings.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of cute. But how are you in trouble?
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm in trouble with her sister. So her sister
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: had obviously, I don't know, maybe they tried to bond
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: together another time.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: So she got two of the same earrings. But I
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: win because I gave them to her first.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and also both of you would have receipts and
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: she can just go back and swap it for something else.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but not my one.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: No, she'll keep yours and then the sister, she can
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: go and exchange the sisters for something else.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe there's a nice bracelet.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Bit of a letdown though, wasn't it?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of cute though.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: Obviously you both had, you know, great minds think alike.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Means I got good taste.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Well, you didn't pick them.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I reckon her sister would be impressed that you did that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I think so as well.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Not pissed off. She went in and got the.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but she's like, oh, I want to get my
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: sister this. Oh, wait, Mikey got the same thing.
• 21:31
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: So it makes me look like.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: He knows her just as well as I do.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I said this is too confusing. I can't buy
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: jewellery ever again, so that'll be it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: God.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: What a guy.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: And Dr.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: Kiss, with your medical questions, anything you want to know
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: about your body, your brain, more your body.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Anything.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Can it be brain? Can it be your feet, your toenails?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Let's go. Smelly armpits? Corey, you're on with Dr.
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: Kiss.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: What's your question?
• 21:58
  Speaker 12: How are we, mate?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: G'day. What's happening, buddy?
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: Not a lot.
• 22:04
  Speaker 16: So I've just been recently obviously I've been hitting the
• 22:06
  Speaker 16: gym a fair bit and I've been jabbing some testosterone
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: and I'm just wondering what are the main side effects
• 22:14
  Speaker 16: of people when they first get on it?
• 22:16
  Speaker 20: Yeah look and using hormones, using testosterone for blokes out
• 22:19
  Speaker 20: there is very very common and sure there are lots
• 22:22
  Speaker 20: of people that use it and don't get many side
• 22:23
  Speaker 20: effects however there are some really important ones we need
• 22:26
  Speaker 20: to be mindful of. And a lot of blokes will
• 22:29
  Speaker 20: get it, especially if the doses are too high. I mean,
• 22:31
  Speaker 20: the biggest one is it makes your freaking nuts shrink.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Does it?
• 22:36
  Speaker 20: Yeah, they can turn into little bloody.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Raisins.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Is that bad for if you wanted
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: to have babies or something?
• 22:42
  Speaker 20: Yes, so it can really affect that hormone loop and cycle. So, yes,
• 22:46
  Speaker 20: it can lead to infertility issues down the track.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Is testosterone meant to help you lift stronger or bulk up?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Is it like a steroid?
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 16: It makes you feel on top of the world.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, does it?
• 22:59
  Speaker 20: Yeah, but that can flip too far. There's a lot
• 23:02
  Speaker 20: of aggro, irritability.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: You're angry?
• 23:06
  Speaker 20: Yeah, labile mood can really be an issue as well.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I was angry already prior, so it hasn't really affected.
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: That much more. I work in concrete, so we're always angry.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Corey's furious now.
• 23:21
  Speaker 20: And look, heart and other issues as well, high cholesterol, so.
• 23:27
  Speaker 20: In the medical world, we are not going to recommend
• 23:29
  Speaker 20: people go out and get it. There are ways that
• 23:30
  Speaker 20: people can do it more safely.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: You get man boobs.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: That's the other thing. Oh, yeah. What do you call them, Mamie?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Bitch tits. Bitch tits, yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: That's how you greet me sometimes. That's what you've got them.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I don't have them.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: That's how I greet Mikey, yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Morning, bitch tits.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: All right, Corey.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Well, it seems like he needs to be careful there, yeah?
• 23:49
  Speaker 20: Absolutely.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: All right, Mamie. Kathy, you're on with Dr.
• 23:52
  Speaker 12: Kears.
• 23:53
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Go for it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 19: Good morning.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Hi, Cathy, what's happening?
• 23:58
  Speaker 14: I have a very beautiful young teenage daughter and unfortunately
• 24:02
  Speaker 14: she has suffered for the last few years with, it's
• 24:04
  Speaker 14: a type of rash or a skin condition behind the
• 24:07
  Speaker 14: backs of her arms. I think they call it chicken skin.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Ah, chicken skin, yes.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: That little tiny granular kind of.
• 24:17
  Speaker 20: Yeah, it sort of feels a bit like sandpaper, little
• 24:19
  Speaker 20: tiny red spots. Its real name is keratosis pilaris. And
• 24:25
  Speaker 20: it's just a thickening of the keratin layer, the skin
• 24:28
  Speaker 20: around the hair follicles, really common on the back of
• 24:31
  Speaker 20: the arms. It can be genetic. It tends to run
• 24:33
  Speaker 20: in families. There's not a massive amount you can do
• 24:36
  Speaker 20: to cure it, per se, using a lot of moisturizers.
• 24:40
  Speaker 20: Some of the acne creams can help, but you've got
• 24:43
  Speaker 20: to be careful because they can increase sun exposure and sunburn.
• 24:47
  Speaker 20: And then there are some other treatments, some lasers and
• 24:50
  Speaker 20: things can come into it. A lot of kids will
• 24:52
  Speaker 20: grow out of it to a degree, but it can
• 24:55
  Speaker 20: affect everyone at any age.
• 24:58
  Speaker 14: That's what I wanted to know, whether she might start
• 25:00
  Speaker 14: growing out of it. So is it a high incidence
• 25:03
  Speaker 14: of them growing out of it or not really?
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Look, I think... Probably 50-50.
• 25:09
  Speaker 20: Using a lot of moisturisers, you can use like an
• 25:12
  Speaker 20: exfoliating mitt or something like that. It just can help
• 25:15
  Speaker 20: remove that dead skin layer. But you want to moisturise
• 25:18
  Speaker 20: afterwards because that can often cause a bit too much damage.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Good luck, Cathy.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: You do get a lot of skin stuff in teenagers with... Oh,
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: remember the Roaccutane?
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Girls would go on that. Guys would go on that
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I've still got girlfriends who take it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so helpful.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, look, acne is.
• 25:35
  Speaker 20: a terrible condition for many, many kids because it tends
• 25:39
  Speaker 20: to draw a lot of undue attention, even though it's natural,
• 25:42
  Speaker 20: even though it's a process that we go through as
• 25:44
  Speaker 20: the hormones of puberty are kicking in. And there are
• 25:47
  Speaker 20: good treatments we can do. And only a small percentage
• 25:49
  Speaker 20: need to go onto the Roaccutane tablets. A lot of
• 25:52
  Speaker 20: people can get by with some good skincare and some
• 25:55
  Speaker 20: of the topical things or some of the other tablets
• 25:57
  Speaker 20: you can use.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: It's awful, isn't it? You either get them or you didn't.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: I know I didn't. I didn't have... Did you have acne?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't get... No, I never got acne. Isn't it hereditary?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Like if your parents both had it, you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 20: I don't know about that specifically.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:10
  Speaker 20: But I always thought it was a myth that high sugar,
• 26:13
  Speaker 20: high dairy diets can lead to increased acne rates. But
• 26:16
  Speaker 20: there is actually some decent research out there. But, you know,
• 26:19
  Speaker 20: the other thing, Amy, is that As we move through
• 26:23
  Speaker 20: our 30s into 40s, a lot of ladies do start
• 26:25
  Speaker 20: to develop acne.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Later in life?
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: It's coming for you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I've got a pretty hectic skincare schedule. I don't reckon.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't get through all that filler and Botox.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I don't have filler in my face. Calm down. No,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: but I look after my skin now. I abused it
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: in my 20s.
• 26:44
  Speaker 20: Yeah, but sometimes, this may not be you, but sometimes
• 26:47
  Speaker 20: people think they're overlooking after their skin and they're actually
• 26:50
  Speaker 20: using products that dry the skin out more, cause little cracks,
• 26:53
  Speaker 20: increase infection, and actually spin the issues on the spot.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 20: You really don't need a huge amount to look after
• 26:59
  Speaker 20: your skin properly.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: No, just shampoo that I also wipe on my bum
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: and my face. That's what I do.
• 27:05
  Speaker 20: A good non-soap facial wash, a good moisturiser with 50
• 27:09
  Speaker 20: plus sunscreen, keeping out of the sun if you want
• 27:12
  Speaker 20: your skin looking awesome.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: God, but I love the sun. Don't you need vitamin D?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it help with your mood?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Only a little bit, eh?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: It makes me a happier person.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love it too.
• 27:23
  Speaker 20: Being outside in the environment, birds, everybody walking past, yes,
• 27:27
  Speaker 20: that's very good mindfulness. However, we only need about 30
• 27:30
  Speaker 20: minutes of sun exposure to get enough vitamin D into us.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: And you can do it in the morning or the
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: other before the UV is hot. You don't need like
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: UV 13.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: And you don't need to go and bake yourself in
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: the sun.
• 27:41
  Speaker 20: No, you don't need to be lying at the beach
• 27:43
  Speaker 20: for ages using coconut oil.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no solariums.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: No, no solariums.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I did.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we know.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: My 20s are so bad.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: In Australia too, not in the UK.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: No, in the UK and then back in Australia before
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: they were obviously banned.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: And how many skin cancers have you had, Kyle?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I've lost count. Eight, nine.
• 28:01
  Speaker 20: And this is one of the problems is your sun
• 28:03
  Speaker 20: exposure in your teenage and early adult years that actually
• 28:07
  Speaker 20: sets you up for more risk.
• 28:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I get my skin checked every six months now.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Well, you would after that, wouldn't you?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You should get yours checked.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I do. Every year. I've had two cut out.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: But no solariums for me.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You'll catch up to me. Don't worry.
• 28:19
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: Well, the internet is taking sides, which actually surprises me
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: about this husband and wife dispute, because for me, it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: clear as day what the right thing to do here is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: It's about which seat that you should sit in.
• 28:32
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: There's a man, he drives to work every day. He
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: picks his wife up on the way home from work. However,
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: in recent times, he's discovered that a female colleague of
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: his also lives very close to them. So he has
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: started taking her home from their.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Office as well.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: So what happens is the husband gets in the car,
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: the colleague gets in the front seat. Then they drive
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: to his wife's place of work and... Here is where
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: the internet gets divided. So the wife expects the colleague
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: to get out and get into the back seat. So
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: I guess the colleague's not going to sit in the
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: back seat whilst driving from A to B, right?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Like a chauffeur-driven person.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: That would feel probably a little bit odd.
• 29:19
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: But.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: The wife is saying, no way.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: On God's green earth am I getting in the back
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: seat of my husband's car and that other woman is
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: sitting in the front seat, right?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, yep, yep.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: So every time.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: So this kind of all has come to a head
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: because the.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Colleague who had recently.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: been getting into the back seat finally put her foot
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: down and had this to say.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: Madam, this is not your car, so stop being so childish.
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: I know he is your husband, but he is the
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: only one with the right to ask me to move.
• 29:56
  Speaker 10: And as for the back seat... I'm not sitting there
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: today unless he tells me to.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, there's so much to unpack here. First of all,
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: how do you feel about him even having the colleague
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: in his car every day? Because some women wouldn't be
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: all right with that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't have an issue. Like Ryan's got female friends.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I don't have an issue with them.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: So you can have her in the car every day?
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: Well, if they're driving five minutes to pick me up,
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: I don't have an issue with that.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Who's this lazy chick, by the way? Get your own
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: freaking car.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Well, there's that as well.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 30:30
  Speaker 18: Nat.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: No, don't ask Nat. No way would that be happening.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: That's not going to fly in my relapse. I reckon
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: they're banging.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: But, Amy, would you drive Mikey home every day?
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, God, no.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't do it for any other reason
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: other than I just like my own time.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. I hate having people in my car.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate having to make small talk with people.
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: Like when I'm driving home from work, I just want
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: to sit either in silence or listen to my music.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: So there is that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: So you think it's okay that he is offering this
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: female colleague a.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Lift every day? You're okay with that?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That doesn't bother me.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: It's a little weird, yeah?
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Oh, like if they live up the street or something
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: and it was– I don't know.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Every day.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Every day. I don't know.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Why is all of this sudden happening?
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: But I sure as shit wouldn't be sitting in the
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: back seat.
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: I reckon it's okay that he's driving her home, but
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: I think it's on the colleague to say, hey, we're
• 31:23
  Speaker 9: going to get your wife as well.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Maybe I just sit in the back.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Right, once they get there, she should get out.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Or like she should be in the back from the start. Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Especially if it's only a few minutes.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: If my key was, let's say we lived really close
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: to each other and.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: You were like, I can give you a lift, but
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: we've got to go and pick up Alana.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: I would absolutely, I'd either sit in the front with
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: you and then before Alana even came out of the building,
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: I'd be in the back.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Out of respect for Alana.
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Because I respect that that's your partner and I would
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: never want to like, overstep boundaries or make her feel
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: uncomfortable or do anything like that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: This woman's a dog.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: What if the woman, I'm not being a dickhead here,
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: what if she was disabled and has to sit in
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: the front seat?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that's not part of this story.
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: You are changing the narrative on me here, buddy.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: She's not disabled.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Why she needs to be in the front. Isn't that
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: weird though?
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: That moment of, let's say we were going to pick
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: up a lighter, you getting out of the passenger seat,
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: and like opening the door for her and.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: You getting in the back.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: It would take all of about three seconds and that's
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: exactly what I would do. If you listen to more
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: of the audio, the husband actually goes on to be like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: I was so proud of my colleague for saying that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, he's having sex with her.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: They're having sex.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Also, if you don't have your wife's back, you may
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: as well break up.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I want to cross to Nat in just a sec
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: because I've got a weird one.
• 32:45
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: It's about parents. So I went out for dinner with
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Alana and my parents the other night.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: My mum and Alana went in the back.
• 32:55
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: And my dad went in the front.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Yes. I would do the same in my house.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Same thing.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: And even I remember as a teenager, once I was grown,
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: because mum's short and dad's quite tall, I would get
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: the front seat and mum would go in the back.
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's always you give up the front seat
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: for the largest person.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Okay. Nat?
• 33:13
  Speaker 11: Well, my partner is much larger than my dad, except
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: if we're going to get my parents on the way
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: to somewhere, Kane will get out of the front seat
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: and make my dad sit in the front and he'll
• 33:22
  Speaker 11: go in the back.
• 33:23
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Respect.
• 33:24
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: It's funny, isn't it?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so weird, the rules about the front seat.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: The unwritten rules of the front seat.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: The front seat, yeah. And it's like I felt, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: I get it, but I was like, is this sexist?
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: We're basically saying women in the back, your father's.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: In the front.
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: What about now I'm pregnant? Does that override everything and
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: I get the front seat?
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Still no.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Because you're short.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: You're short, yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: And I'm a woman.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: You're shorter, yeah. Because you're a woman.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: I still think they're doing it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: You sent me this article and I said the husband
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: and the colleague would die.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd kill both of them. Yes, I would.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: That situation just wouldn't unfold like that in my world.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: All right, the helpline is on.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Amy Gerard, by the way. I've got popcorn on my throat.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: You've also got popcorn on your face. Oh, do I?
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: Yes, after dropping it all over the ground in here.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: I'm a mess.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: It's like having a toddler.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: As a co-host.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: It's cute, isn't it?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, we've got– it's not cute. We've got Cassie on
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: the phone. Yeah, because she needs some advice, right?
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: So Cassie's been dating a guy. She met on Hinge
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: about six weeks ago. Everything's been going well, you know,
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: a few dates in. And then she's discovered something. It's
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: just only this week. So let's get Cassie on. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: want us to tell, I want her to tell us
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: what's been going on.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: How you doing, Cassie?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, Cass.
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: Hi, I'm good.
• 34:50
  Speaker 18: Thank you.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: How are you guys?
• 34:52
  Speaker 19: Good.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: So you meet a guy on Hinge. It doesn't always work,
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: but you've matched. You're happy.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: And how many dates have you gone on?
• 34:59
  Speaker 18: I must count at this point. We see each other
• 35:03
  Speaker 18: quite regularly.
• 35:04
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: So like a couple of times during the week.
• 35:07
  Speaker 18: Yeah, we like definitely spend, I'd probably say like 80%
• 35:11
  Speaker 18: of our weekends together, a couple of nights throughout the week.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Amazing.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: And you're having obviously sleepovers.
• 35:18
  Speaker 16: Yep.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. This is good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: What's happened then?
• 35:24
  Speaker 18: Well, I went on to my Hinge app because I was, like,
• 35:29
  Speaker 18: just going to pop.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: It on pause or delete it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 18: Like, I just was like, I'm not using it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 13: Might as well pop it aside.
• 35:35
  Speaker 18: And I just had this feeling in my gut, and
• 35:38
  Speaker 18: I looked at his profile, and it's all updated photos,
• 35:42
  Speaker 18: new prompts. Everything had changed.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 35:46
  Speaker 18: Clearly still using it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so, I mean, you had it still as well,
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: but you weren't using it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: You weren't updating it or anything.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: You were genuinely going on there to delete it or
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: pause it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Or pause it, yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: And he's clearly still on there and he's updated it. However,
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: could he have updated it, I don't know, a few
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: days after your first date or something?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Does it tell you when they've updated it?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 36:09
  Speaker 18: No, but one of the photos I knew were, like,
• 36:13
  Speaker 18: from within the time we had been seeing each other.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what about this?
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: What about if he had updated it in like the
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: first week or two?
• 36:22
  Speaker 18: I guess for me, like, that's okay. But I think
• 36:27
  Speaker 18: once you start having sleepovers and you're catching up and
• 36:30
  Speaker 18: texting every day.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: Yes. Oh, 100%.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: If you guys are seeing each other multiple times a
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: week having sleepovers, I would automatically.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Assume there's a level of exclusivity there. I don't know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I'm so out of the dating scene.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I can tell you.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Is it a conversation you need to have?
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: I have had that when I've got into a relationship.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: I remember one girlfriend. I was working with you at
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: the time, Nat. She was like, let's delete it together.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: We both deleted our dating apps. She wanted to make
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: sure I did it. If I was really into Cassie
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: and I'd met her, I would not be updating The Hinge.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking he is like... Keeping his options open.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: He is keeping his options open, Cassie. Have you asked
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: him about it, though?
• 37:16
  Speaker 18: I did bring it up with him. The conversation did
• 37:19
  Speaker 18: not go well at all.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: What did he say?
• 37:23
  Speaker 18: He then just started having a go at me for
• 37:25
  Speaker 18: why I was on Hinge. And I tried explaining to
• 37:28
  Speaker 18: him I was, like, going on there to, you know...
• 37:31
  Speaker 18: Pop my account aside because I was enjoying spending time
• 37:34
  Speaker 18: with him and getting to know him and I was
• 37:36
  Speaker 18: serious about this. And he then just kept having a
• 37:39
  Speaker 18: go at me and accusing me of using the app.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: That actually sounds like he's just deflecting, if I'm honest.
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: Like he doesn't want to own up to the fact
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: that he's been updating his profile. So instead of taking
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: ownership of that and just being honest, he's gone, well,
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: why were you on there?
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Classic.
• 37:55
  Speaker 15: That's pretty much, yeah.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Classic male.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: Well, we'll get people to call in 131065 if you've
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: got advice for Cassie. I am thinking, though, as a
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: dude that was on the dating apps for years, if
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: you're spending time still on that app while you're seeing someone.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: You're looking for other options.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and maybe he's just, and I don't want to
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: upset you, Cassie, but maybe you're there whilst he keeps
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: his other options open, which is pretty nasty.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: And to update the thing, in his mind it's like,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I need to find someone else.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I'd punch him in the balls.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: You could punch him in the balls. Should she punch
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: him in the balls?
• 38:33
  Speaker 16: 131065.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Or just see another guy. Yeah, I'm trying to think
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: of an innocent explanation here. Unless he thinks you're not
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: that into it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: What if he's been down on his luck before and
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: he thinks that maybe Cassie isn't overly into him and
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: he's just sort of keeping it keeping it there and
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: keeping it updated just in case Cassie decides, oh, I'm
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: out of here.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I think that's fair, Sean, as well.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: And you get burnt and, you know, you get into
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: a relationship, it doesn't work. So we have talked about
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: not putting all your eggs in one basket.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: That is what he could be doing, yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: I would say you just kind of need to have
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: the conversation, like, and maybe because you've seen this and
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: because you had gone on Hinge at the time, maybe
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: it's fast-forwarded this conversation, but maybe it's about saying, hey...
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: I really like you. I'm really into this, you know,
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: what's happening. Would love to see where it goes. Are
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: you willing to, you know, put your hinge on pause?
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: We can do it together. Kind of like what your
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: girlfriend did.
• 39:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Because you don't want to be that person that's all
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: in and the other person's only got a toe in.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: All right, let's get your advice for the helpline 131065.
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: What advice do you have for Cassie? Is she about
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: to be dumped? Should she punch him in the balls?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: What do you reckon?
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: We'll take your calls coming up. Yeah, we're doing the
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: helpline today and we're helping out Cassie. Cassie's joining us
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: on air now. You've seen a guy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Tell us the story when you went to check the hinge.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: No, she went to pause her hinge.
• 40:00
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I got your back, Cass. Don't worry.
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: Go on.
• 40:05
  Speaker 18: Yep, just trying to pause my hinge to kind of
• 40:10
  Speaker 18: initiate that mindset of the next step. And then he's
• 40:13
  Speaker 18: changing all his photos.
• 40:14
  Speaker 12: And I'm dating his profile.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: And you've been dating him for a number of weeks.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: You're sleeping together and all of that. And he clearly
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: is still active on Hinge.
• 40:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's quite evident.
• 40:27
  Speaker 18: My stomach dropped when I saw it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 15: I was like, oh, no.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: You would be so gutted, especially because you had essentially
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: gone on there to do the right thing by him
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: and the, you know, impending possible relationship. So to see
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: that you're essentially not on the same page, it would
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: be gut-wrenching.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: 131065, what are your thoughts here? The only thing we
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: could think of is he's just, like, hedging his bets.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Maybe he's insecure in the relationship well it's not a
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: relationship but maybe he's doubting whether cassie's that into him
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: so he's trying to keep his options open.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: Yep um that or he's not that into cassie and
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: he's looking for other women lisa's on hi what do
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: you think.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Hey lisa good morning everyone hi cassie what do you
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: think lisa Okay, I tell you what, we're talking red
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: flags here. Let's forget the scenario that this guy sounds
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: a little unhinged. Let's talk about the communication of what
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: happened with.
• 41:22
  Speaker 12: Him after, right?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Like, let's be honest, as a girl, there's a couple
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: of eek and ooey moments, and that's one of them.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: And look, everyone could have shouldered water, let's be honest.
• 41:32
  Speaker 13: You could have.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe Paul said he should have probably, and that's a communication.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: This guy's communication is full red flag.
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, just to remind Cassie, when you approached him
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: about it, what did he do?
• 41:45
  Speaker 17: He had a go at me for going on the app.
• 41:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah, deflection.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, total deflection. Look, communication is everything in a relationship,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: and that stinking stomach feeling that you have when you
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: saw it. Now, what did you feel when you spoke
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: to him and he spoke to you like that?
• 42:03
  Speaker 18: I felt like everything was crushing down. It was like
• 42:09
  Speaker 18: a different side of him was seen and I was like, no,
• 42:12
  Speaker 18: you are not who I thought you were.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Well, Lisa's maybe suggesting that you just dump him instead
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: of him dumping you. 131065, that is our number here.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Let's go to Ailish.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Ailish.
• 42:26
  Speaker 13: Good morning.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Good morning. Good morning.
• 42:29
  Speaker 13: I think go with your gut instinct. I think he
• 42:32
  Speaker 13: is kind of opening up the pool to other women,
• 42:37
  Speaker 13: updating his photos, refreshing his profile. I think you should
• 42:41
  Speaker 13: go with your gut instinct. I think he's preparing for
• 42:45
  Speaker 13: his worst, which is I think you might... Possibly leave slash,
• 42:49
  Speaker 13: you know, ghost. I'm saying this as a veteran, you know.
• 42:52
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 42:53
  Speaker 13: Online data. I genuinely think if you've been dating for
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: this long now and you haven't had that conversation of,
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: you know, where you're going or if he's having a
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: go at you for bringing it up, no. You should take, like,
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: take your gut instinct. You shouldn't be having a fight
• 43:11
  Speaker 13: about this, especially if he's still on it and updating
• 43:15
  Speaker 13: his profile.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: I think.
• 43:19
  Speaker 13: By now, like a few weeks in, you should know
• 43:22
  Speaker 13: by now whether you both want to be exclusive and
• 43:25
  Speaker 13: off the app. You shouldn't have to assume.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely think it's worth a conversation.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: I think before you just dump him or ghost him,
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: I definitely think it's worth having the conversation about where
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: you're at with your feelings and Is he in the
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: same boat?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: And if so, then you both get off the apps together.
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: And he might turn around and say, yeah, listen, it's
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: been a really great six weeks, but I'm not really
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: feeling it. Communication is honestly, it's key.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: In any new relationship, friendship, everything.
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: Like unless you can communicate, I know so many people
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: struggle with it. It's... It's hard to do to put
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: yourself out there and be vulnerable, but it's so important.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Well, Zach, let's get a bloke's point of view. What
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: do you reckon?
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: He updated all his stuff on Hinge. Is he going
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: to leave?
• 44:14
  Speaker 12: I reckon just let him be, eh?
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Let him be. So he's not into one?
• 44:18
  Speaker 12: I reckon she's just got to up her.
• 44:21
  Speaker 16: Game, but.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, so it's her fault?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Should she?
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 12: Oh, it's her fault?
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Zach, should she change her Hinge profile and just two can.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Play that game?
• 44:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah, may as well.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's healthy. Instead of communicating like you just suggested.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Zach's also 19.
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: I spoke to a girlfriend driving here this morning and
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: she was talking, she's spoken to some guy on Hinge
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: and I said, you know, are you going to go
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: out for dinner? And she goes, I don't think you understand, Amy.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: In the dating world, it doesn't work like that anymore.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: No one takes you out for dinner. Not on date
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: number one, no.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: You go for drinks. I'm not eating with you on
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: date number one.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: You don't go on dates anymore. It's like, come over
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: to my house or I'll come to yours. And I
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: was like, you're on the wrong app, babe. You're on
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: like the sex one or something like that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: No, you know what's happening there? Because I disagree with that.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: When I was single, I'd take you out for a drink.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Definitely. The guys that are seeing her as a Netflix
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: and chill kind of girl. Hey, Cassie, some brutal feedback there.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
• 45:24
  Speaker 18: I think I'm going to go with just maybe have
• 45:27
  Speaker 18: a bit of a conversation.
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: You've already had it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:30
  Speaker 18: Yeah, well, maybe just put my cards on the table
• 45:33
  Speaker 18: a little bit and just be like, hey, this is
• 45:35
  Speaker 18: where I'm at.
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: Where are you at?
• 45:38
  Speaker 18: And if I get that same response again, I'm just
• 45:41
  Speaker 18: going to go.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if he turns around and says, oh, yeah, I'm
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: just going to, you know, I'm happy to see you,
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: but I'm still going to keep Hinge active, I would
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: be like, okay, that's not what I'm after.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: See ya. And then punch him in the balls.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's right. Punch him in the balls. Good on you, Cassie.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: You know that really hurts.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: A woman will never understand the pain.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Just Amy saying it, I'm like, ooh.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: You know the things men have to go through.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Is it worse than childbirth?
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: I actually think scientifically... They've proven.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: We should ask Dr. Kiss. Scientifically, he's been.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: No, he's a male too. You don't trust him.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Hey, there's new research going around. This stuff's really scary,
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: especially for you and parents listening. Two-thirds of kids age
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: 10 to 17, they've got messages online that could be
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: classified as bad.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Grooming, yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: And they reckon a lot's coming through like online games,
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: social media. On to talk about and explain is Susan McLean,
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: cyber safety expert.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Hello, Susan.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, Susan.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Thanks for having me.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: So good to have you on. I am a mum
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: of three. I've got, you know... girl, boy, boy, 10,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: 8 and 7.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: And I just, I have so many concerns around this
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: kind of stuff. What platforms is this happening on most? Like, obviously,
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: I remember back in the day, my boys, all the
• 47:06
  Speaker 8: kids in the street, they all played on Roblox.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Is that one of the platforms where this is happening?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: So what parents must understand is that any platform that
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that allows two people to communicate will have predators on it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: So that's the first thing. And then you go by volume.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: If a platform is very, very, very popular with kids,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: it will be very, very, very popular with predators. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: of course, Roblox is one of those.
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: What would you be looking out for if you were
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: a parent who was with kids on Roblox? What kind
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: of messages can you look out for?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: So what we want parents to do is be an
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: active participant in their child's life online and offline. Don't really,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: for younger children, give them unsupervised access to the internet.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: And make sure that they are only talking to people
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: they know. Now, that's not a guarantee, of course.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: We know most online child sex offenders are not known
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: to their victim in real life.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: So make sure it's someone that is known to them, not,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: you know, the friend of the friend of the friend
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: of the friend.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Then regularly check the messages because what we know is
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that an adult will often pick up something that's a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: bit weird, a bit over-familiar, a bit slimy way before
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a child will.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Right, so go through the messages, make sure you're checking.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: I mean, would you, what about the social media ban?
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: Do you think that's been a good thing? Is it
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: working and is that going to keep kids safer?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: No, the short answer is no.
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: It was flawed from the start.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It's like a sieve with holes that the government trying
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to retrospectively fix. The internet needs to be made safer.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: The kids are still there. I think there's only a 3%
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: decrease in children using technology since the ban came in
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: on December. We've seen, I think, a 50% uptick in
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: teens using Reddit, which is another very concerning platform. We're
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: just shifting the problem elsewhere. And the kids are clever.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: And it's not even consciously trying to get around the bans.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Plenty of them are passing the age assurance technology because
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: they're passing it. And plenty of kids, their parents are
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: putting their face on or an older sibling. So to me,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: it often gives parents a false sense of security.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a ban.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: My kid will be safe.
• 49:19
  Speaker 16: No, no, no.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That's not how it's working at all. It's pushing kids
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: into less safe spaces. Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: And I, As a parent myself, I remember, like, you
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: give your kid the iPad and it's a reprieve from parenting, right?
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: And it's easy to fall into that trap of, oh,
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: I need a break or I need to reply to
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: these emails, so I'll just give my kid the iPad.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And it actually does require the parents.
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: to step up more in order to be able to
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: protect our kids a lot more. I've got friends who
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: would prefer their kids to be inside on iPads as
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: opposed to being out playing, riding their bikes.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: In the street. I'm the opposite.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go the bikes.
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: I would rather my kids be out, you know, falling
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: off their bikes, getting their scraped knees because I feel
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: like the internet is far more terrifying.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Okay, so is your main message... for parents to be
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: aware of all of the apps, be aware of everything,
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: and just monitor and watch?
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Is that the best thing?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You've got to be on top of it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The best protective factor for a child is an
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: involved parent. Now, you can have technical solutions. I want
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: rules and boundaries. I want a parent involved. You may
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: need to go down the path of third-party products to
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: help you do this. It's not one, it's not right
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: or wrong. Because what is right for your family might
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: be very wrong for another family. So it's not specific.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: It's very individual. But you have to do something. And
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you have to understand that bad people exist in the world,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: even if you've never come across them. Because that's the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: other thing I see. is a parent might use a
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: particular platform and not have any negative experiences themselves as
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: an adult. But what that young person is going to
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: experience is vastly different. So educate yourself and be there
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: with your children. Keep the lines of communication open.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Be involved, go through their messages, do all of that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie's not allowed her iPad in her room.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Never, never, never.
• 51:07
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Devices are never in bedrooms and bathrooms. That is rule
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: number one.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: And reading their messages and checking up on them is
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: not invading their privacy.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: That is pass.
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't it be easier to move to a tropical island
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: with no technology and raise your kids there?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: It would, it would.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Fiji's looking good.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Fiji's looking good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: All right, Susan McLean, our cyber safety expert. Thank you
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: so much.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Really interesting stuff.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks so much, Susan.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Thanks for the chat, guys.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: You know, on that, when we were all growing up,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: did you have like a computer room?
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a study.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Like an office, yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: Did your parents see what you were doing in there?
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: That's how my mum found out that me and my
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: first boyfriend were being intimate.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, like ICQ or something?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: She read my ICQ history.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Well, she was like, it's my job to keep you safe.
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: And we had the chat about getting me on the
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: pill and everything because I wasn't.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Could you clear history back then?
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, you could do. No.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Was it not a thing?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: It probably wasn't a thing.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: Whereas now, you can go on bloody incognito.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You can get away with it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: I do remember some parents, they were like, yeah, we
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: can have a computer, but the computer's got to be
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: in the living room.
• 52:22
  Speaker 19: Oh.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: So they could look over and see what you're doing.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Well, I guess that's the whole premise of what Susan's saying.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: And it's the reason why I don't let Charlie- Go
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: up to her room. So if she's on her iPad ever,
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: she's either at the kitchen bench or on the lounge.
• 52:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: So I can always kind of have a look over
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: and see what she's doing. She's only ever watching Dance
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: Mums or some mermaid show.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: So it's okay.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And I've got the password to her iPad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: And she knows that at any given time, if I
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: want to go on and have a look at what
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: she's looking at or read her messages, I will. And
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: funnily enough, I actually don't because.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I have the password.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: Susan said you should.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe I will now.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should be. Side note, RIP the computer room
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: that is not around anymore.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: We've still got one.
• 53:10
  Speaker 16: A study.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, it's a study.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: It used to be a dedicated computer room that the
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: family would share.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've still got one. It's because Ryan works from
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: home two days a week, so he's in that room.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: With a proper PC.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, a PC.
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: He's got two screens and a laptop and a proper
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: computer desk.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Old school.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, pick up the phone. It's our last calls before
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: we leave for the day.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Hayley, you're on. Go for it.
• 53:35
  Speaker 15: Hey, Hayley.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys.
• 53:37
  Speaker 19: Hi.
• 53:38
  Speaker 17: So I actually work with my ex-fiancé.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: We were just asking, does anyone actually work with an ex?
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: So it's ex-fiancé.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: So you guys were engaged.
• 53:48
  Speaker 17: Yes, we were engaged. We postponed due to COVID.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 17: Found out he was having an affair and just last
• 53:55
  Speaker 17: week he asked me to help him buy a new
• 53:57
  Speaker 17: ring for his girlfriend to make her a fiancé.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you found out he
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: was having an affair with a girl from work?
• 54:06
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: The same place that you work at?
• 54:09
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 54:10
  Speaker 17: And he's just asked me to help him find a
• 54:12
  Speaker 17: ring for her.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: What are you guys, like, friends now or something?
• 54:16
  Speaker 17: We have a child together, so I think that makes
• 54:19
  Speaker 17: us friends. Don't get me wrong. We get along extremely well. However,
• 54:23
  Speaker 17: it is really weird. So I've actually been a little spiteful,
• 54:26
  Speaker 17: and I've been giving him all the really shit.
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: Shit.
• 54:28
  Speaker 13: I'm not going to lie.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: All the rings are crap. As if you wouldn't.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I would be giving him every shit shift there is.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: So you guys work together.
• 54:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: He's getting it on with somebody else from work whilst
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: you're in the same building. And now he's asking you
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: to help pick a ring for her so he can propose.
• 54:48
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: And you haven't like.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Why don't you fire him? I was going to.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Say, I would like a million percent fire him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 17: I wish I could, but I kind of can't.
• 54:57
  Speaker 15: You don't have that power.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: She needs to be fired too, the both of them.
• 55:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 17: Well, it was more awkward when I found out about
• 55:04
  Speaker 17: it and then having to go to work and have
• 55:06
  Speaker 17: it happen in front of me.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, Hayley, you are such a better woman than I am.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I would not be able to handle that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Why don't you get another job? It was hard. Why
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: don't you, ladies?
• 55:16
  Speaker 13: It was hard.
• 55:17
  Speaker 17: Well, I mean, like, I'm a CEO.
• 55:20
  Speaker 13: Why would I leave?
• 55:20
  Speaker 17: It's my job. I can do what I need to do,
• 55:23
  Speaker 17: but I can't just fire someone because of a personal issue.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: You absolutely can't.
• 55:27
  Speaker 13: But my boss, it is weird.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: You need to plant stuff on his computer and get
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: him fired. You're the CEO. Call the shots.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: I don't think a CEO's ever, like, stopped themselves from
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: firing someone that they want to.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: There'd be a way.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Just make up and make his job redundant.
• 55:41
  Speaker 16: Yeah. Wow.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: What a story, Hayley.
• 55:44
  Speaker 14: Good on you.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: That is horrible.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: And to the mother of his child. What a pig.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Hey, Tash, what do you want to talk about?
• 55:54
  Speaker 15: Hey, good morning, guys. I wanted to touch base about the...
• 55:59
  Speaker 15: the colleague in the husband's car.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: This is going off online, yeah.
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so a man is driving his colleague, his female
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: colleague home and picking up the wife on the way
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: home and the wife thinks that the colleague should get
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: in the back seat.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: But the colleague thinks she deserves to stay in the
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: front seat.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Tash?
• 56:19
  Speaker 15: There's actually, well, look, I actually think it's a good thing.
• 56:22
  Speaker 15: Let the wife give the colleague the front seat because
• 56:25
  Speaker 15: Because if they have a car accident, she's like statistically
• 56:29
  Speaker 15: in a 31% seat where she could die and a 75%
• 56:32
  Speaker 15: seat that she gets injured. So let her have it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: So you're saying the passenger seat, more chance of her dying?
• 56:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 15: Well, if they have a serious accident, she's going to
• 56:43
  Speaker 15: get a smack in the face from their back.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if somebody runs up the back of you?
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: Somebody runs up the back, wife's dead, and the old
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: mate's with a colleague.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Well, look this thing up, all right? It's going off.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Everyone's got an opinion.
• 56:57
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Why is the colleague in the front seat? Should the
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: wife be in the front?
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: All of that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: I still think he is getting it on with her.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: Why would you be driving your female colleague home every day?
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: As if you wouldn't drive me home. That wouldn't be
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: that weird.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Why would I need to?
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: But like, let's say my car was in for a
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: service and then it got sent away and you had
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: to drive me home for two months.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: It'd be annoying. I wouldn't want to sit in the
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: car either.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: But if it meant I didn't have to catch public transport,
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: I'm still going to take the lift from you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: We don't live far from each other.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: And it doesn't mean we're banging.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Exactly right.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Or are we?
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: No, we are not.
• 57:31
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Right? No, we're not.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, tomorrow the love vote returns. So we've got a
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: single lady. I loved it when we did this last time.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: Two potential lovers. But the choice of who she dates
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: is going to be up to you. Remember last week
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: we had that really cocky guy? Hang on, was she
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: not here?
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Where was I? Did you do this in Italy? Because
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I've done this.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't do it in Italy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: No, but was I in Italy?
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: I've had many a co-host, so I forget. Anyway, no,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: you'll love that.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I do. I already love the sound of it.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how good was that? It was in 19, that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: I can confirm because I tell them behind the scenes, 19,
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: owned a Merc, like six foot three or something.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: And she wanted him, but the listeners wanted the other
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: guy who was way more responsible. It was a whole thing.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Her cousin called up, told her off. It was a nightmare.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Did they come into the studio?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to enjoy it tomorrow.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, I won't wear my Ugg boots.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: No, dress up a bit. Oh, you want to impress
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: a 19-year-old guy.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: No, but I'll put in some effort.
• 58:33
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not like today.
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: Your chance to drive away in a brand-new car. The
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: pop quiz as well at 7 and 8.