Latest / The Hack Box / HYRF?: Money over Dignity? (Ep. 116)
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- Don: you get lined up across some 13-year-old cancer patient boy, bald and everything, terminally JRD: better question. I have a better question. Brev: I'm Don: ill. $100,000 on the line, bro. $100,000 on the line, bro. MAS: Alright, there's gonna be a line though. Bro, Brev: 100,000? Bro, line it up cancer boy. What? Don: Maz. How you really feel, bruh? MAS: I'm gonna start off by saying this. When it comes to money in a competition, I feel like you gotta throw out, guess like honor and dignity if you're trying to really win that money. So that's because I've been watching the physical 100 where they're fighting and doing physical competitions in order to win. think they're doing the Mexico. So I think it was like 4 million pesos. JRD: Brooklyn Washington. MAS: Netflix Yes, so it's like yeah, like the fourth version of the physical 100 that they have it's mainly a Korean show but anyway They one of them was basically just like a strength wrestling competition and you got to pick after it was you got the rule to pick who you wanted after the last competition and He won the last competition. He went and picked someone way smaller than him knowing it was a wrestling 1v1 do And everyone else is talking smack and talking down on him saying that, you know, that's, that's weak. You got to pick, you know, someone you're, you consider yourself a real athlete, a real competitor, you've got to pick someone who's at least going to put up a fight. And I just think when it comes to the money, you gotta have strategy. You got to play smart. Plus it's not only that, then you're conserving energy for the next game. Like it's not, you know, you're gonna, you, you're gonna take some hate. I agree. I think he deserves people. You deserve to get looked down on in that situation, but. I think you gotta go with the best strategy. Don: So is it what kind of physical JRD: Because it showed our moose. Don: is it? MAS: They're wrestling for like to hold like this big ass like a medicine bowl, weight bowl. You just gotta hold it and then hold it for till like the time runs out for three minutes. Don: and whoever dropped the first Brev: So whoever's the last one holding the ball wins. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Did you like hit the other guy holding the ball? Brev: Yeah, MAS: You can't punch, there's no Brev: you can body slam him. MAS: punching, happens. It actually happens a lot more in this one than it does in the Korean show just off the first episode. And so like, you can bump it. Yeah, Brev: Yeah. But you can slam them. You can slam them. Yeah. Don: You like you can bump into MAS: no, no, you can slam. In terms of just like shoulder to contact, everything, I think, but the hands and no swinging. But like, Brev: Yeah, no striking, but you can... MAS: you know, it's gonna happen. Like you're wrestling for a ball. So if you go and like pull your arm around, you might end up hitting them. JRD: so it's one ball. So it's one ball. MAS: It's one ball, yeah. So they start off on two sides, ball in the middle, and then they run to it. JRD: Matter of what each one has a long ball. MAS: Boom, start wrestling for it. Like two guys who were actually wrestlers, because they get like athletes from like different, you know, branches of like sports, frickin' some parkour guys, they get random guys. But they, one of them was, what was that, sir? JRD: One was a wrestler, one was small. MAS: yeah, there were two wrestlers and then freaking they just both go out instead of going for the ball. They're just like, let's just wrestle. And so it's like those two guys clearly that guy picked someone who he knew he could have a competition with. So he had the dignity in that to pick someone he could actually, you know, have a fight with. But I'm saying I don't. Yeah, I think you gotta if I'm Don: So you're saying you don't you think dig me gets out the window when the money is bought? MAS: but I mean like for me it's kind of hard to say because I don't know who I pick like the skinny girl like who like in that situation because you can pick girls. You can pick girls. Don: So yeah, let me ask you this. You get lined up, JRD: I want to. Don: you get lined up across the arena, and then across MAS: Mm. Don: is some 13-year-old cancer patient boy, bald and everything, terminally JRD: better question. I have a better question. Brev: I'm Don: ill. $100,000 on the line, bro. $100,000 on the line, bro. MAS: Alright, there's gonna be a line though. Bro, Brev: 100,000? Bro, line it up cancer boy. What? Come on. MAS: it's JRD: Yeah. MAS: like a million, like two million dollars and like that when it comes to American. Don: my gosh. You're letting you're gonna you're gonna pick that little kid or you're gonna pick the guy that's taller than you and Brev: Bro, what? You're getting picked. I'm not looking at anyone else. Don: weighs two hundred and twenty pounds? JRD: I w once you want to do the toughest competition out first. MAS: No, no. Well for what? Yeah, it's hard for me. Go ahead, Go ahead. Wait, say it Don: You said what? MAS: again? JRD: What did you want to get the toughest the toughest competition out first? Don: Let someone else do it. Brev: I don't think you necessarily get eliminated from the competition. JRD: you don't? Brev: It's just like a challenge. you do? MAS: No, in that game you do. You do. When you lose it, you're done. Brev: Yeah, so that's the strategy part of it. Which one would you rather have? But that's what I'm saying. It's a game show, it's all about strategy at the end of the day also. Don: Your odds are only better by picking the cancer kid. JRD: Yeah, I Brev: Huh? JRD: guess. Don: That that dies in like he dies in a week or two unless he gets that JRD: That is. Don: money to win. You know MAS: See, cause like in my case, if I knew it was a one-v-one, my advantage is I'd probably pick like the biggest guy out there and then just run circles around him. And just get run around JRD: Who'd you pick out of us three? Who'd you pick out of us three? Brev: and run away from them? MAS: circles around him. Don: Who would you pick up three? JRD: Who would we a Vastery? Don: Right to w to have MAS: yeah. Don: better odds to win or to get the most competition out of it? JRD: No, no, no, th his choice. And then he explained. Whichever one he writes. MAS: I'll probably go to JD. Don: You're losing. JRD: And why and why. Let us let talk. Let's decide let him talk. Brev: Mmm, yeah, I'm sorry. MAS: I just think I'll be able to allude you more than Brevin and Josh. He's just freaking, he's a damn pit bull. So he'll just freaking cover and just be a freaking savage. Don: First of all, I'm faster than both the guys you just listed. Two, I'm the heaviest out of both the guys you just listed. This is MAS: I could be wrong based off the last time I was actually near you and seeing how your build is, but in the past, what I know. Don: This is literally, even when I was JRD: This is morning. Don: scrawny is MAS: Yes. Don: crazy, bro. I literally JRD: He feels granny. Don: have a six pack and I weigh 195, bro. JRD: There's you're six two. Don: And what world? I'm not I'm 5'11, six feet on a good day. What are we talking about? What world is what world 190 plus scrawny? JRD: Okay. Five eleven, one ninety. That's not a big boy. Yeah. You're Brev: Yeah, so you're smaller than me, bruh. JRD: one ninety, five eleven. You're a small dude. It's not big. You should be two ten. Brev: I was 197 this morning. MAS: Yeah. Don: One ninety is not small, bro. JRD: You should be two ten. Five eleven. You should be two ten. You're small. MAS: So yeah, when it comes to weight, yeah. Don: I am not an NFL superstar. I'm not gonna weigh freaking two hundred and ten pounds at five eleven. The average man at my height does not weigh that much. The average man weighs like one hundred and sixty, one seventy. You said what? Brev: If anything, it's less than that. Yeah. If anything, it's less than way less than what we are right now. The average weight for our height. Yeah, for sure. Don: Who yeah. my gosh. JRD: You mean BM good BMI? That doesn't equate muscle. Don: Let me look let me look at the average weight Brev: We're not talking about VMI, we're just talking about weight, Don: for a five five eleven guy. Brev: straight weight. JRD: In America, there's fatten niggas, it's gonna be high. Brev: But still, I was 197 MAS: Yeah Brev: this morning, so I still got you beat, JD. Yeah. Don: You're 197 this morning? I ain't gonna lie. I weigh myself. One one thirty-six to one seventy-eight is the average weight for a five eleven male. That's why I keep saying, like Brev: That's a big window, 136, MAS: What? Brev: bro? Those are like professional boxers, bro. MAS: 136 you're your fuck one gus of wind you're gone, bro Don: You talking about one ninety I'm scrawny, bro, I ain't never been JRD: No, but it see that was based off a normal body mass index. The body mass index it says that. I I got the same thing. Don: my gosh, here this guy goes with the freaking cheese, bruh. MAS: Yeah, we're not even gonna talk about Brev: BMI, bro. MAS: the different scales. That's what it says. at 136. JRD: No, no, it's a it's no. The thing Don: my gosh. JRD: that Jetty looked up said the healthy weight range for a five eleven male is one thirty six to one seventy eight based on a normal body mass index. He didn't look up the average person. Don: And we're assuming everyone is basically normal, bro. JRD: Yes, but we're talking about average height. The average height is different. For sure. Don: Average height. JRD: I mean average weight is different. Don: This dude is you're you're MAS: 136. Don: arguing semantics now. You're going you're JRD: I'm not arguing semantics. Brev: That's average, JRD: We're talking about average like the real average. Like if you average out all the people that are five eleven, what weight would it be? Not some fake weight they say you're supposed to be. You're arguing semantics. But never here it's not a here nor there. He picks you. Neither here nor there. He picks you. Cause he feels you're he feels you're the weakest link. Don: What I literally said, I just looked up average weight for a five eleven guy and it and I read you the numbers they told me. Brev: Yeah, I'm looking for one- I'm looking for one number, though. JRD: Miguel, I agree with you. He he he feels JD based off your frame, you're weak and you're easy to deal with. He wants to easy dub and he picked Jair. You. MAS: Yeah JRD: Dawn. And that's what he said. I didn't pick it. Don: Yeah, th that's that's liter I'm just letting you know that's the worst choice. if JRD: Miguel picked it. That's all I'm saying. Brevin. Brevin. Brevin. Me? Don: And I'm letting them know that's the worst choice. You're free to pick what you want. MAS: Okay, Josh? No, Josh? Josh, who are you picking? Yeah. JRD: You know who I'm picking? Jair. Dawn. Don: Yeah. You're losing. You're losing. JRD: I'm I'm not losing. Wrestling? Honestly, I might hurt you. If we wrestle, I I actually might hurt you. Don: my gosh. All I gotta say is food. You're just weird. The ball's mine, bro. Brev: You MAS: I'm out. Don: You're not catching me either. Like your feet are too small. You your your stride JRD: As I am. As I am. MAS: And there's like, yeah. Don: is not do your stride is the stride of a toddler, bro. Like you're not catching me, bro. JRD: Okay, bro. Ha ha Brev: Yeah, I think that's where me and JD honestly have that advantage where we can make up a lot of ground regardless. Don: Dude, I don't gotta I don't even all I gotta do is accelerate. I don't gotta run at top speed. JRD: It's not a race. It's not a race. Brev: Yeah, no, but if you're running away, bruh, we're gonna catch up. No, but the ball's like, bro, the ball's like this big, bro. You're be like. JRD: You can't run with the ball and you're and I'll just go for the ball. Are you done? Exactly. So how are Don: If I had the ball JRD: you gonna run with the ball? Brev: That's what saying. for real? Maybe it's not. MAS: It's not that big. It's probably like... Don: Bro, first of all, I'm not shaped like you. My LEGS are not the same size as my freaking fingers, bro. Like I'ma have some distance where I can run and pick up speed with the ball. Cause you, the ball's the size of your body, bro. Like obviously you're not gonna be able run fast. Me, I can run with the ball. MAS: For sure, we are at a disadvantage for sure. It's more awkward for us to run with the ball. But the... JRD: For sure. It is way more ugly with the ball. I I Don: Hundred percent. I'm catching you too. You're not gonna outrun me. Brev: Yeah. JRD: will walk. I will want you to catch me. I will stand up but come get me nigga. Don: And I'll and Josh, you're five two. I will kick you over. What are you gonna do? You're not gonna do anything. I will pick the ball up with you holding it. What are you talking about? JRD: No you won't. Bro. I I would hurt you. I would hurt you. I would hurt you. I would hurt you. Okay, sure. Brev, brev, okay, he's he's he's getting angry. He's Don: You're not even physically active right now. When's the last active thing you've done? Besides open the fridge. JRD: getting flustered. Let's give him time let's give him some air. He's getting angry right now. Brev, you go. Who would Don: Yeah, yeah. JRD: you choose? Brev: I'd pick Mars based off height and weight. MAS: That's it, yeah. JD would probably pick. Don: pick I'm picking Josh just cause I'm cause I want the fucking smoke. JRD: Yeah. MAS: Hahaha! Don: What the fuck? I'm not picking anyone else. It's all it's done. He's cooked. Josh or Dylan. I'm picking Josh or Dylan, JRD: Miguel said the same exact thing and you picking me. Don: I'm not gonna lie. MAS: I was like, yeah. Don: Josh 'cause he's a he's not catching me, bro. My God. JRD: Join the race Brev: I'd pick Dylan JRD: then. Join the race then, pussy. Brev: too, actually. I wouldn't let Dylan win. JRD: Join the race in New York. Don: I'm not joining the race. I don't I don't stoop that low. What'd you say, bruv? Brev: I would pick Dylan too, because I don't lose to Dylan. Don: That's actually crazy. To say that JRD: Big brothers too. Don: when he can't defend himself is crazy. I'm not MAS: For real. JRD: Yeah, isn't he big bro right now? Don: You say what? JRD: Isn't he big bro right now? You know, time zone and such. Brev: Bro, I Don: He is big bro right now. Brev: outweigh him by like 20 pounds. Don: No, no, Brev is big, bro. Yeah, I got me and me and me JRD: No as a carback. Yeah, as a carback. Brev: He's in Germany so he's a head... Don: me and Dylan are beefing, bro. This we wanna pull a fucking forty point comeback, bro. What the fuck? Brev: yeah, that's right. Bro, I looked at the score JRD: Hopefully beat you. Brev: after you said that. I was like, damn. No way. Devante Adams, bro. Don: I'm over here just like, what are these dudes talking about? I'm chilling. I did not know he even had Devontae Adams, bro. Brev: Yeah. JRD: It's okay, Puka will come back. But I have Devante in a different league, so I'm happy. Don: Dylan bro, lucky son of a MAS: But yeah. So wait, so Don: A R. MAS: what are you guys picking though? Real quick, Josh, are you picking someone who matches you or are going trying to get a strategy? JRD: strategy I would probably it Brev: Yeah. JRD: depends on what it is, like how I pick someone. I would pick someone where I have advantage over them. Whether it be like something like wrestling. MAS: You got it. JRD: If it's so if it's wrestling, I'll probably pick someone tall, lanky. You know? MAS: Exactly. JRD: Tall lanky, double leg, s you know, GGs. Brev: GGs. JRD: G G's. Yeah. But I'm not just MAS: We talking money bro, we talking money bro. Brev: Yeah bro, I'm just... Don: Yep. I'm not gonna lie though. JRD: gonna pick some 'cause they're smaller than me. Don: I I'm picking whoever gives me the most advantage, like you said. But like when you think about it, when I play basketball I'm guarding I try to guard the best offensive player on the other end. If it if they're not like a fucking six two or up guy. MAS: So it doesn't apply to every competitive stage. Don: Yeah. JRD: Well it really does. You feel like you're the best to guard. No, but it's it's because Jade is competitive. Brev: No money involved bro, two million dollars? Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Don: Yeah, I s but I'm saying money involved, I'm I'm gonna try to guard the best player. JRD: Yeah, because it is competitive. He's saying he's the he's that's the best option. So at the end of the day, it's the best option for you to win. Whatever that might be, right? Don: Within reason, bro. Yeah. Brev: Yeah, I think for money, that's when everything changes. I'm picking the easiest matchup in that and then letting the stronger competitors face against each other and then eliminate each other. So, Don: Get out. Yeah, that's the best way to go.