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🍑 RHOA & 🛳️ BDDU-Porsha vs. Kelly, Barbara Streisand's Mall & Dish Soap Soft Scrammies · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hello, welcome in. It's me Amy Phillips with Drama Darling.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: But if you're watching this over on the Patreon, you'll
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: see that I am in my best Kelly outfit, meaning
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: I'm wearing what Emily.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: A large handkerchief on your head.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: I would call it a bonnet or scarf or scarf,
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: not a bonnet, it would be you're right, it's not
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: a bon it. It's more of a head piece, if
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: you will. And this is what I wear to tea. Also,
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: when p and A and me go to tea, it's.
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: Very grace Kelly in a convertible, like going.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, m hm, oh wait what oh wait?
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: What she died in a car? It's like wait, wait wait,
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: that's okay. I think it's It's not like it's too soon,
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: you know. It's not like I drive a convertible.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: Sure, it's just very like eighteen early sixties going for
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: a ride and not wanting to mess up our hair.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: Mother, oh, mother, put a scarf on.
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: We're going in the jilope.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: Would you say it's the early sixties. I get mixed
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: up with my decades, so I said fifties. I don't know,
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: I would I would say from late forties post war, yes,
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: World two to about nineteen sixty one. Oh, we're going.
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: That is so specific. I love it. I love that
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: you have the numbers. I love that you have the years,
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: and I just love you. I just love you.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: I actually am in really enjoying it because this is
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: a large, silky scarf and I don't typically wear it.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: This was a gift my mother. My my mother key
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: this to me as a matter of fact.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Oh it's cheetahs.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Yes see, isn't that wild? I mean, it's like meant
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: to be so guys. I know it looks a little
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: gray gardens, but hopefully with the pearls and the clean hair.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: Look see well the clean hair, no, but the pearls'll
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: only make it look more.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: It makes it look more. Okay, right, Well I don't
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: have I'm not living in filth and clutter. Let's just
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: put it that way.
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  Speaker 3: I love it, and you deserve it.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I do, we all do.
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: MM.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what Kelly's choice was on that, because
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: if you're going for tea, I would think she would
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: wear like a big extravagant hat like.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: Well, tea hat like a tea hat. Well, listen, who
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: are we to judge, Emily, Well, that's what we do.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: We do, We're here to judge. But I really enjoyed
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: this week's episode of It Atlanta. You know, let me
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: welcome us in. Welcome, Hey, Emily Dreesis. We are talking
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Then we're going to head
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: into below deck. Dan and Dak so get your scarves on,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: tie him up, and let's get a move on. So
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: you have an your.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: Make up bag. My makeup bag. I thought it was now, yes.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I seriously thought it was like newspaper and I was like, Okay,
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: who's living in filth? He just grabbed just a loose newspaper.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: First off, before we do talk about the details of
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: this week's episode of Atlanta, I want to clarify what
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: it was about Drew Sidora and why she lost custody
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: of her kids in the middle of this divorce. Now
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: I'm putting on my glasses. Now I really look like
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: a grandmother. Sorry, everybody. So, Drew Sidora lost primary physical
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: custody of her two children to a strange husband, Ralph
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Pittman in April twenty twenty six, because the children allegedly
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: missed an excessive amount of school while in her care.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: The judge ordered that Pittman have primary custody during the
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: school year, with Sidora receiving alternating weekends starting in August.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: So this ruling is a temporary order. It is not
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: a final custody determination. And in addition to losing primary custody,
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: Sidora was ordered to vacate the family's Georgia home by
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: May thirty. First, Oh my god, this is so crazy
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  Speaker 2: allegations during their divorce proceedings. Sidora had previously accused Pittman
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: of being a serial cheater and being mentally, financially and
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  Speaker 2: physically abusive, and Sodora has expressed concern about finding a
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: new home and maintains that she is focusing on co
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: parenting and being the best mother she can be. Another
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: article came out yesterday exposing other details about their divorce
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: and what they make in a month. In the article,
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: it said Drew makes twelve thousand dollars a month while
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  Speaker 2: Ralph is pulling in seventy one thousand dollars a month.
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  Speaker 3: That is crazy to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's almost like you can't believe.
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  Speaker 3: It because he works in tech, That's what I said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he works in tech. I mean, yes, you
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: can make a lot of money in tech.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: How are you making seventy one and he's making seventy
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: one K and living in the basement, I.
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: Don't know, a month seventy one K a month?
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a month.
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: But that also is Oh, that's why he has that
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: barbershop in the basement. It's like, that's how they bought that.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Oh right, when he did like a whole man cave thing. Hmm, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was a barbershop.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mean it was like a full barbershop.
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  Speaker 2: With an entire barbershop quartet that lives there with him
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: and just sings from the hours of twelve to five
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: every single day. So you know, like.
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: Barbara Streisand's basement is like a mall. She has a
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  Speaker 3: mall in her basement, And that's what I always think
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: of when I think of their basement with the full
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: barber shop.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: I did not know that about barbar Streisand's basement. So
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: is it just that she has like, well, what do
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: you mean by mall? And I can't not like ask.
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: Like I guess it. I have not seen it. I've
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: heard her talk about it, right, and I've heard others
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  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: It's private, and it's private.
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: She's a private lady. But I guess it's just like
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: storefronts with clothes in them.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so she keep is it storage?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a cute way to store her clothes?
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Whoa?
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  Speaker 3: Whoa?
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  Speaker 4: What what did I say?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Storage?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said store. I didn't say storage. I said
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: is it storage? Like a clever way house your clothes
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: off season? So all of the all of her shoes
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: are in a Manolo store. And there's an.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: Ice cream parlor okay. And there's like a mall walkway
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: and like a fountain.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: Hmmm, I'm getting on snopes. Oh god, I'm kidding no,
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: But I will look and see what this is, because
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: this is a curious thing. Barbara streisand mall in basement.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: All the streisand fans are like, Amy, where have you been?
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: We're at the mall right now, We're at the basement mall.
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  Speaker 2: They're mallwalkers. I only mallwalk at Streisand's here we go, Emily.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: Barbara streisand has a private underground shopping mall in the
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: base of her Malibu, California home. Designed in Art Nouveau style,
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  Speaker 2: the mall features several curated storefronts, including a gift shop,
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: suite shop, and doll shop, used to display her extensive
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: collection of antiques, costumes, and vintage garments. Hmm, sounding like storage,
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  Speaker 2: small abasement, like a storage mallet abasement purpose. Rather than
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: storing her vast collection of costumes and antiques storage, Vand
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: created this space to display them, often referring to it
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: as her little tiny mall. Well looks like it's one
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: in the corner for Philip's day. Emily takes a huge
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  Speaker 2: loss storage.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: I'm when you're saying storage, I think you're not. I'm
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: thinking of stores like a mall is an age old
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  Speaker 3: place of storage to just say I lost, Just say
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: I lost, Just say I lost this one.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: I'll get you. I'll get you in five minutes.
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: We'll see, agree to agree. I'm right.
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  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful concept. The way that she curated this,
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's brilliant. Now with the sweet shop, that's odd.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's I believe that she probably stalks it
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  Speaker 2: with some of her delicious sweets. Can you go in
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  Speaker 2: there and buy something?
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: She's got grandkids, and I bet they give it. They're
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: not gonna buy grand kids.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: They're gonna go down there and pretend like with play
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: money and they can puss sweet shops and then you
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: know what it says, dolls. So what I'm reading here,
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: this is actually just from yesterday. It says that Alicia's
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: brats dolls are now being kept in barbarous streisand'small see
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: what we did?
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous look at their eyes, gorgeous work.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Did you see how the eye liner here and then
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: the eye liner over there and then the shadow up
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: here with more eyeliner over there. Well, anyway, what do
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: you say? What do you say? We get into Atlanta
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: now that we have Ralph and Drew's situation all tucked
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: away in my bonnet scarf. When we saw Aiden driving
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Phedra and she was like, it's not kindergarten and I
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: was like.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they're going to show the clip. They're gonna
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: show it show.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: They showed it every time.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Oh it's so beautiful. I know, I got so choked
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: up again every time every time.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: But what took me right out of that is Fader
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: saying that he's been driving Apollo since he was twelve
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: because dad was drinking.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Wait, so he was twelve. I didn't know that. Oh
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear the twelve. Oh my god, that's crazy
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: because he's this designated driver. I mean I just thought
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: that was a recent thing. Also, I didn't know A
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Paula was a drunk, did you.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't know he was out of jail.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: But I also, yes, you did, because he got married
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: to you knew.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: You knew, I knew. I forgot. I hate that if
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: he's dry, even if it's like no, no, no, he's
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: driving him on a golf cart. Yeah, no thing.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: You can die. You can die in a golf cart.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: A lot of deaths, guys, a lot of deaths.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: But also it's like twelve and he's a designated driver.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of drinking. Like I just was like,
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: what is happening?
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: So bad? It's so bad. And then of course the
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: interview was like, well is he yourgnated driver and her
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: just being like I'm a Christian woman, Ah, a Christian woman.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: Everybody know. It was just her classic they really someone
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: sat down and they're like okay, fager. We're going to
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: do all your confessionals like in one day, no problem.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: We're going to hit some everybody knows is we're going
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: to hit those. We're just gonna hit a couple things
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: and then you're done.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: I will just a side note. I will say most
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: of my friends were my parents, were their parents designated
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: drivers growing up, and they altarned out fine, Emily.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: So that's really take a turn.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you grew up, it is certain.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Did the parents come out fine or did the kids
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: come out fine?
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: The parents are still if they're alive, they're kind of
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: a wreck. Okay, the kids are good.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, well listen, because they had to be responsible.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And they also they grew up in a
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: time where you would drive your parents without a license,
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: and then also in a time where therapy was like
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: really cool. So those kids are not great.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Aida fine, Aiden is fine, Absolutely fine.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: Whoa Ashley Derby?
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Oh God, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: You are disgusting?
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Disgusting? Just here to judge, Hey, I'm just here to judge.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, let's move on lunch. We've got Kelly Porscha
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: and Michelle This was at the tee, and this is
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: where we start to clear things up between Porscha and Kelly,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: and Porscha says it straight out, is ever since you
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: got closer to Shimia, it feels like you've been coming
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: for me. And you said that thing in the press,
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: and then of course we got down to semantics was okay.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the press. It was the after show. He
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: was the Bravo TV after show for Atlanta, and I
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: remember seeing that, and I remember Callie being like, I
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: just wish that pe would stop sleeping with people's husbands.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yikes, because that was some stones thrown. Yeah,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: but she did, I mean like, but she did. She did?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: She did?
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like on camera pretty like obviously not totally
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: literally right, but it was very clear. Oh that was
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: being like Simon was not available when they met.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I loved seeing No, you did see that flashback, remember
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: when they met at his house, his current wife's house
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: at the time, and she's like this, well, oh gosh,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: it's so crazy. So here Portia is being the well
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I was just about to say she's being the bigger person.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: But by the end of the lunch, she was like Okay,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I see you. You talk trash on me. I am
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: a veteran, I am you know varsity. You are JV.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I will, but I'm going to extend in olive branch
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: and I'm to say this is how it is. See
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: what I just did there by bringing up that you
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: were with a married man so easily, and I made
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: it sound like it was real by referencing these rumors.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I just wanted you to know that I have that
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: kind of power and I can do that at any time,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: at any place. So you know who you're dealing with. Now,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: let's call it a truce. So then I was a
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: little bit thrown off that now they're over at this
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: boutique and with Kelly, Angela and Shamia, and the next
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: thing you know, she's calling her horse Shaw, what what
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: are we doing? Too much? Too much? Kelly, too much?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Too much? Yeah. I think whatever that was that Porsche
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: explained at the tea was really hitting a nerve with Kelly,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: as it was she felt that she was, and say
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: she didn't let us know then, but she left that
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: thing pissed. I was like, what the hell? And I
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: think that's like when she was like fuck this and
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: she knew we'd get back to her. Yeah, though I
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: don't know if she did, because I would think Shemiah
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: is not going to tell her that. I was actually
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: surprised Angela did I know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: At first, I was like kind of surprised, and then
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I was thinking back on her history. She's pretty quick
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: to go tell somebody when she knows it's a pivotal
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: part of the story. Yeah, she's a good utility player
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: in that. Yeah. So you just brought up a point,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: and I think that's a good point because you were like, well,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Kelly left that lunch being like, oh, this isn't finished, right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. And then remember what
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Shemiah said in that boutique. She was like, Portia gave
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: you a hug, and just so you know, she's not
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: done with it. Oh it'll come back around. Yeah, And
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, God, Shmia, pleased, don't speak badly about Porsia.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I just don't want this to continue, like this.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Whatever's going on there with Shemiah. I feel like it's
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: gonna get resolved off camera. If it's gonna get really resolved,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: it's gonna get resolved off camera. We're not gonna you
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: might get like patched on camera. I have resolution, Oh
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: what's that?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Okay? Do you think in any world that Samiya and
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Porsia have planned to be on the outs and they're
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: letting it rise.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I thought that last season.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: You did, because I think that we may have talked
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: about this. I think then it became so real, then
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I let it go, and now I'm back to I
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: feel like they've planned this.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know, huh, because yeah, I feel.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Like they've been so close for so long. They say
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: things that are really superficial about each other, and it
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem like they even really mean it. That's why
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to think, like, oh, they're just talking shit
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: to like. I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I think that Shamilla's rise so quick has Porsha on
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: her heels, and I don't think Porscha likes that. I
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: think that she also feels like Shamiya owes her a
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: lot for bringing her this show over the years and
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: always having Samiya's back, and the second Shamiya has a
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: chance to have Porscha's back, it seems she's like the
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: way Porsha wants I e like bending the knee and
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and Shmia is like, no, bend the knee.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's real. Okay, Okay, yeah, I do,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: When Kelly said, why would I bring up Dennis? You know,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: when I'm in this situation and like, why would I
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: even consider him? And when I'm like having sex? Have
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you seen him lately? And then they have a little
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: pop up of Dennis in the circle and he's like
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: he is like a school picture. That was so funny.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And then is Michelle calling Kelly hot pocket? Is that
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: what she's calling? That's all It's really funny. Yeah, and
• 19:32
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• 19:35
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• 19:39
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• 19:43
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• 19:51
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• 19:53
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• 19:55
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• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Thinks a little confusing.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: So, you know, her being at the Academy of Country
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• 20:16
  Speaker 2: There is the scariest shit ever, and wow, what a
• 20:19
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• 20:25
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• 20:27
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• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Those Brazilian butt lifts, they are supposed to be the
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: most dangerous really consistently, the one thing all the doctors like,
• 20:39
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• 20:39
  Speaker 2: That really, like key she said she got illegal silicone, right,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and so even if you get like legal silicone, they
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: are still considered the most dangerous. Yes, wow, why is
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: that because you're sitting on it so much and it's
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: like wear and tear.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: So to do with the vein, the main artery, the
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: vein that goes through there.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh yeah artery back of your leg Ooh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Really really yeah, I mean look it up.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know that. I'm okay, I just reached all
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: of my search capabilities. I don't know what happened.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Amy ran out of Google minutes.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, I have to get a different data plan.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: So that was nuts. And you just feel so bad
• 21:31
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• 21:33
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• 21:36
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• 21:39
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• 21:42
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• 21:49
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• 22:02
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: It was interesting to see her assistant at the doctor's office.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I thought that was like, oh wow, they're going to
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: come to the room with you and be a part
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: of this.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but in terms of having somebody like be
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: an advocate and write down and know what, yeah, I do.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. In fact, I love it. I'm
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: getting a colonoscopy on money.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: You should see if ky Michelle's assistant can go with you.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Let me text her. I have her number. I need
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: someone to come with me. You can't drive. Have you
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: gotten one yet?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Not like the official one?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, you did the like like mail in the mail
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: in one.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just going for it because of my age and
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: my beauty, but because they say the more you have.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Fun until later you're twenty five.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, stuff. No, my doctor my primary was
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: like you are like too beautiful, and that's that could
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: you know, you just need to get more checks, so
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I have to do that. So I'm doing that the mail.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Get checks in the mail girl. That's what the doctor say.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Get She was like, She's like, get those checks, get
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: those bags, honey. And then she did this with her hands.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: She did a little clap with her fingers. Yeah, so
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: ky Michelle, great that she got to the Academy of
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Country Music Awards. The show went on and but holy smokes, man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: holy smokes that was intense. Now let's circle back because
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: speak it of Newgals, Pinky. I want to talk about
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Pinky and being at their house with Derek and their
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: journey and about so they've got a total of five kids.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: We hear about Slutti Vegan when we see it was
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: last week when we were trying to figure out what
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: the bankruptcy thing was, and you said, I think almost
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: exactly what happened, because she explained it in this week's episode,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: which is amazing. She lost her company because of the debt,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: she declared bankruptcy maybe and then she bought it back.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think we were We read an article about
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: it because we were like trying to figure that out.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: But I but we don't know. I think in real
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: time there's still a lot happening.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Oh you think that, Oh you think it's real time.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I'm oh no, No, in real time, there's still stuff
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: happening because we were That's.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying. Oh no, damn. So you think that
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: there's other there's things happening now, even though she's gotten
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: it back and she's on the up and up.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's not just it's not just. I think
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: there's a lot going on. But I think that's what
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: she's not hiding that she's just saying, this is a process, okay.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: And I think the press got a hold of it,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: probably because it was like a court document, and so
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: right before the show the season opened, we got like
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: a wave of press about it. Yeah, and that's where
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: we got the clarification on the name and everything. But
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I think she expanded too quickly right out of the gate,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: and her expenses were like an avalanche.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: That makes sense when she said they start. She started
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: in her kitchen in twenty eighteen. Then she had a
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: food truck, and then she opened fourteen locations. I was like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: too many locations, mm hmm, too many locaches and that
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: just is disappointing because you see it all the time.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: People try to grow too fast, and I guess that
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: is a problem. I don't know from what not a podcast.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It's hard to know because it's you got to strike
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: while the while the iron's hot. And I can see
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: her having investors that are on board and maybe some
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: dropped and she was already so far down the line,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: like who knows what happened? But I know, I know
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: it's controversial to say this among Housewives fans, but I
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: do like that we are getting the cold, hard truth
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: on the money and seeing her deal with it. Same
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: with Kelly.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Dealing with Kelly.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Kelly was great. She was like cha, cha is not
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: getting her hair done?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: And when she's asked like how are your finances? I
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: think it may have been even like Angela and or Shamiah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: but she was like, I mean it's better. But I
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: like that they just are straight up honest about it
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: on this show. So this is really nice these new gals.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Because I know, like Kelly, j Yeah, and Jen and
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: the OC, that's like a different money thing to me.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: It's like a different like I don't know, that's not this.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: This in Atlanta right now, we're dealing with people that
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: have these crazy business yeah, and they're just trying to
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: get their hands around dealing with mega million dollar investments.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: And Jen is like like leaning on these husbands or
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Ryan or whoever, and it feels different and off right, right,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: this is different these husbands.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're real, they're real housewives.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Some may say yeah, I mean they're not housewives. Not
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: not they're not housewives. Kelly's divorce, I mean whatever. I
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: love calling you out on shit when you like.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Just trying to transition and trying.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: To excuse me, teacher, you forgot to assign us homework.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: It looks even better in your outfit, though I know
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: it doesn't.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Plus I have glasses on. Now right, Let's talk about Derek.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: He owns the Big Dave's Cheese Steaks, and that's exciting, wow,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: because I saw that house and I was like, oh
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: my god, that house is amazing. Now makes sense because
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: they're both very successful. Obviously, she's lost some she's gonna
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: build back up again, but they are able to hold
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: onto that house. No Prenup appreciated that because now we
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: know right out of the gates no, I don't appreciate
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: that there's no prenup. I appreciate knowing that there's no prenup.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But it also seems like
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: a thing where they both have their own money kind
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: of thing. So I don't know, right, he's got his money,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: she's got her money.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I mean she's well, she doesn't have any money right now,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I mean her.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she might have money, because I'm
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: sure she paid herself and those LLCs are probably what
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: is filing for bankruptcy.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, but she might have some money, but yeah, no,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: not not a lot, because I can't pay yourself anymore.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: But she bought back her company, which is great. After
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: forty three days. That takes a lot of get up
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: and go. I would be so interested to really hear
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: more of the ins and outs about that process because
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I am so clueless to how that all works.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: But I like that she was like a couple books
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: and I'd read them because I want to know the
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: ins and outs of that business, Like you can learn
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: so much from that kind of failure in terms of
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: running a business.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I like seeing her on the stage in
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: speaking engagements.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, say I want to see that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: So Derek's like, I humbled you and she's like who
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: So I didn't love that, No, but then he made
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: up for it and I appreciate. I was like, Okay,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: we just needed to stay still for a second. He
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: was like, when you're with a dominant woman, it forces
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: you to level up. I love it because it pushes
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: me and when you have two people that are very
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: busy with their business lives and their kids. He didn't
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: really realize how much trouble she was in until like
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: the very very end apparently, and that was hard to see.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I wonder how much she was floating on her own
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: for how long because it sounded like a full year before.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: He was really like you, okay.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can see being in her position and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: thinking I got this, I got this. I've I moved
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: so fast, it's just going to keep like I can
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: get totally logic.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, Kay, Michelle gets a new house. It's fun
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: to see people ladies of London too, Like everyone's get
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: you get a house, and you get an apartment, and
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: you get a new place and you get a new place.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Everyone's just like moving into these areas so they can
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: film these shows that's how this is going.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: It's no longer like, oh I've lived here for five years.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: It's like, well, just moved into town from Nashville. So
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: but it's funny because her new husband carried her over
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: the threshold because they were just married apparently in the courthouse.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like that couple too because they have history.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like it was always great, but they seem
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: to be in a good spot now.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: She was like offended when she was like, I don't
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: need a husband. I don't need a man. I will
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: never get married. Ten years later, I can't believe you
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: never asked to marry me. Bye, I'm going to find
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: someone else who will marry me. Oh you're gonna marry me,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: thank you. Oh you want to marry me? Now, Okay,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: let's go, because she's like, sometimes you gotta pop out
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: and let them know. It is good advice.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not for the other groom, but you know that
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: poor guy.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: That poor guy used and losed. So this sausage inside
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: of his scrubs. Is surprised we didn't get a picture,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: picture and picture on that one because there was a
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: lot of talk about sausage scrub scrub sausage and things
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: of that nature, and quite frankly, I think we deserve
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: to see it. I'm not always looking for a sausage
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: in scrubs. Who's to say that that's really on the
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: top of my list? But you know, gets me wondering.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: So now, when I see men in scrubs, am I
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: supposed to be looking there? Is it pretty obvious?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: She was like really making it about the dentist and
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: that you're always at their crotch level in the chair.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, right, right, And Dennis is usually wearing like
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: a long like shirts smock.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Gown, a gorgeous gowns, a gorgeous dental gown.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think that I've ever even thought this.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: No, I've never thought that either.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think that I'm curious now, But in
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: my head, I'm like, they always wear that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Long shirmok mock shirt smock like a shirt smock gown,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: like a dental smocking gown, the smocking gown, and it
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: has Jennifer Tilly's face on it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that Michelle wants a chicken coop and
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: her silky chickens and a baby. So and He's like
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: she's gonna get that baby. I like their accents, love
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: their accents.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was born in nineteen eighty two. Oh
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: really Yeah, I was like, how old is kay Michelle
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: because she seems like she's lived life. She said a lot.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: She's like young to me that I would think she
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I thought. She was like, I don't know again, she
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: reinds me so much a Dolly Parton that I'm like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: this guy's been around for one hundred years. Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I was listening for that this time because you had
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: mentioned it. I hear the twang. I can hear the
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: little parts where I can hear that little bit of
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Dolly here and there, little sprinkles. I love her accent.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: So Okay Kelly, Kelly's ex did an interview with Tasha
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Kay so messy.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Not really. I thought about this because I heard about
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I heard what she said. I got it. But I'm like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: this X has no platform to say anything. Think about
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: it because I'm gonna say I got to defend myself.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: She said that like he was domestically abusive. I think
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I don't agree with him doing an interview like that
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: if he really is truly guilty for the things that
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: she accused him of. So if that's the case, I
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: could see why she'd be upset. Well, I side with Kelly,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: and I would be pissed.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I would be pissed. But it's like what you know.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: But yeah, but don't bring it up on the show.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, to put a spotlight on it makes
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: it even worse. So just ignore it and move on
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: with your day. Don't give it any thought. Just carry on. Yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I agree, because now we're all like, well, what did
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he say?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't worry Kelly, I'm still not going to listen
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Kelly was talking about her being like being
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: sued for her credit card debt and that she also
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: had the restaurant debt, the one hundred thousand, so she
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: finally paid that in order to open up her chicken
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: and waffles restaurant. My got A lot happened in this episode.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: So it's like now we're at the opening of her restaurant.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, like there was a lot. We had the
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: opening of the restaurant, we had Drew's movie premiere. We
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: had didn't even tell us the body, no it was
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: they said it was run. It's called Run Run.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It was just very just a blip, just a little.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Bit like run. And then they also had like we
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: had Michelle getting a new house, a lot of stuff.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: So much that at the top of the episode, we
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: were just getting a high lights, like just a montage
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: of them sitting down making up with each other, just
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: a montage of what would have normally been really big
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: scenes in a normal season, right, And so I was like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: this season must be really good if you were just
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: getting a grazing of that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking of montages, how about Porsche's lesbian montage.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: That was hilarious.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: She's like, it's the worst kept secret, and her just
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: flat out talking about how she's just like, I'm just lesbian, lesbian, lesbian, lesbian,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I can be lesbian, I'll be lesbian and a lesbian.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: And then her talking about how Sway is really only
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the first woman that she's actually dated, which is interesting.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: And I remember seeing this in the blogs. Oh yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: remember they're excited. Yeah, so that's great. That's super fun
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: and awesome to see Claudia. I love seeing Drew and
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Claudia being in the same movie. Yeah, that was great,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: And I love that Portia gave Drew all the props
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: for her acting chops, and.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Even though they're not getting along. I think that's really
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: cool that everybody, even if they're not getting along, in
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: their confessionals, they'll be like, say what you will about Kelly,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: her food is amazing, like that kind of thing. And
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: we haven't seen that in a minute from any of
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: the franchises where it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, they're assholes,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: but they're really good at this thing they're trying trying
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: to sell you.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: That is kind of incredible. Actually yeah, yeah, And Angela
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: goes and says tells Porscha that Kelly said horsha, which then,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: of course at Kelly's restaurant opening, of course, is like
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: not going and then she calls her for the scene
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: and then they have this stupid I'm sorry, but I
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: was like, this is the like a ridiculous interaction. You know,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: your flowers are broken from a broken person. I'm not
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: going to be there because I know which where my
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: bread is buttered. I just it was also dumb. I
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: just feel like Kelly is pushing too hard.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was giving a little bit of a
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: whiff of the Kenya event last year where Britt she's
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: not on the show now right, sent the flowers in
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: and then it was the fallout of Kenya. Yes, yes,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: but it was like that whole like rejection of the flowers.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I again, it's like there's plenty
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: enough in this episode where I guess they didn't really
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: need that, but whatever, yeah whatever.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I liked the Nana's chicken branding. The look looks good.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Look looks good. The look looks good. It looks good.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: And Shemiah's mom was just calling in the Lord and
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: just banning the devil from that place. I mean, who
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: knew that you could do that on a step and repeat.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't know things were gonna get wholly up in here.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, I thought we were just gonna take
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: a picture, and she was like, Lord, bring in, bring
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: in the spirit, and bring out the devil. And Shemia's
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: like mm hmm yep. Andrew's like I I I just
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I just I just don't talk about me, and then
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: they hug. Okay, so we're, uh, we're back to one.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: These two are sort of back to one. I guess
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: it was a good episode. Good episode. Yeah, all right,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: well I think that's I think we can wrap that
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: up and move on to below. Dick down on deck.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: No, Surrey, I will not be having it.
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  Speaker 2: She was so pissed. It's like I can't say fucking
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: when dinner as I told everybody in their fucking brother
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: what time dinner was at? Icon't run the boat? Whys?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: And why is Mike not working? It's a best kept secrets,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: has a Grammy meeting. He blow up. We're gonna get
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: in so much trouble. Like she was just everywhere all
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Oh I thought I was. I was as pissed as she.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Was, as she should be, as she should be. Mike
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: is a doufiss. Yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: His hair does not help me at all, like him.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: His hair is terrible. And then I'm like that's you
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: were always thinking about your hair. That is, you spend
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: so much time on it and it looks like that
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: and you're making the these huge fuck ups. Yeah, what
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: is happening, dude.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: You can't afford to do that. No, And he, like
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Daisy said, he's gotten an attitude, his ego's gotten big.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like Alicia whatever that is Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like Alicia's stuff with him is off. I
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: don't know why he has it so hard for her,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: like he's so mean to her.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: They are both they just irritate each other. I don't
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: know what it was, the chicken or the egg, but
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: they got off on the wrong foot. They stayed off
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: and they're just seeing it through to the end of
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: this whole show, I guess. But it is like he's
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: annoying me so now. But also Alicia or Alicia, what
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: is her name?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: It's Alicia.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: It's Alicia because then the other show it's Alicia. The
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: other show. Okay, what other show is? Thank you? Did
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: somebody say brats? Yeah, let me take him out. It's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: so beautiful. So yeah, like Alisha, Alicia kind of annoys
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: me too. They both sort of annoyed me. Which one
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: annoys you worse? Probably Mike? Which one annoys you sure
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: in terms of doing the job?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike, Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Jen and Eddie getting back together? How about that?
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. I mean they're bored.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it came down. It came to a point where
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: they're like, She's like, well, I guess I can look
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: the other way. Not a big deal.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, did you think that that twelve
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars glam was worth it?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: No?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. And I think it was the travel expenses.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: It was this glam person. Oh okay, I see what
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: you're saying.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but to spend twelve grand on that no insane. No.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, what did we do? This is just beauty,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: This is just I thought he was going to come
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: out like one of Heidi Klum's characters that she dresses
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: up for on Halloween, like full yeah, you know, prosthetics,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: And I mean I didn't like a suit, a full
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: body suit. I didn't know what was gonna happen.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: And that he was the fact that he pretty much
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: lost a whole day at sea because he was back
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: there for hours and hours during the day into the night.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, doing that right for what. I don't know, man,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I did it. It wasn't even like, oh, let me
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: pause and see how good it looks. It was like, eh,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: it's a regular beauty makeup. That was so funny. She's like,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: we got to smuggle on the glamor Artist, we got
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: to walk and we got to fucking smuggle on fucking
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: muggle snuggle. He's a muggle on a bault on a
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: yacht and a smuggle. She's just losing her mind for Daisy, Uh,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: the guess the guests are a past. She's like, go
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: go get good scullby charming and just charm your way
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: out of this. And to see Mike full on lie
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: to the primary when the primary was like who was it?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Eu?
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: That like was a tattletailor tattle tit diddy tat Taylor
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: and He's like, no, if I find out who, I'll
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: definitely let you know. I was like, damn, your little
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: liar face, I know what a little.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Trying to negotiate everyone's silence. I was like, I don't
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: understand this.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what were that? I feel like Daisy should have
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: maybe give him a little more direction because I wasn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: sure what she meant by that either just go charm
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: them into what having a good time, or try to
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: tell them not. I didn't know what she wanted him
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't just the thought that he was like,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: it's fine, the primary will never.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Know right on this show that we're filming.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it made no sense.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Also, who stays back from snorkeling?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah for that shit, glam I mean it looked fine.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, twelve thousand dollars and you lose a
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: day on your cruise. What did you know?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Twelve thousand dollars, glamb twelve thousand dollars? Did you know?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: That's nuts? Okay, Wait, the dish soap eggs has me
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: unbelievably astounded.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And sick watching it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I know, quite frankly, they should have labeled that a
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: long time ago. So the other one was like, what oil? Yeah, yeah,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: they look exactly who made soap that color? Anyway? Also,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I know it's supposed to be blue or green. That's
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: all I've seen.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: They did it because they talked about it a little
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: bit on the below deck and they had quickly been
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: they did it the night before and Daisy said that
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: everybody goes in there and or somebody said Ben that
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: everybody goes in and steals their soap and they never
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: get it back. And I'm like, whatever this is, there's
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: no excuse.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: But wait, Daisy said that everybody goes into the galley
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: and steals the galley's soap.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't understand that.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, So they probably are doing dishes in the crew mess, right,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: so they go into the kitchen and steal their soap,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: and that's so they never get it back. And is
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: that what they're saying. I don't know, Emily, you just
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: said it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I'm reporting live from the below deck after show, Daisy,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: can we please get a further comment on who's taking soap?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: And maybe Ben?
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: And first of all, which one of.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: You said that?
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, the idea is that the soap is going back
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: and forth from the crew mess into the galley to
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: the kitchen and.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Or their bathrooms like they want to hands you, Well,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: why would you have it?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Why would you have it on a squeeze You wouldn't
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: have that on a squeeze bottle in a bathroom.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: That is why Ben put in the squeeze bottle because
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: he was tired of people taking it out of there.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, now we're getting down to it. Yeah, okay, do
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: you remember that it was bearing? Okay, so he put
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: it in there. Good, got it. So he put it
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: in there and then didn't think to label it when
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: he realized that they look exactly alike and they're right
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: fucking next to each other.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, he complimented Ellie on how good the
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: scrambled eggs looked. He's like, those look good. Those are
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: good scrambled eggs.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Baby. I love the bubbles. Baby, Yeah, that was a
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: looking nice baby.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Ye, I make extra bubbles.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Dacy said it just tastes like straight lavender. I I
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: would have so sick throwing up.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I mean they're probably like, I'm surprised no one said
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: is there cilantro in these eggs? Yeah, but they were amazing.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: The guests were incredible that they were so easy on it,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: and they welcomed in another round of eggs, which I
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: don't know if I could have done.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah that said I did make scrambled eggs. After I
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: watched that episode, I was like, mah, those do look good.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I like literally did. But then I was like, I
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: think god, Angie didn't get those when she was throwing
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: up over the side of the boat on their charter.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what made her sick. Dish soap eggs well,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: And there was so much talk about the scrambled eggs
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: because I was really enjoying the lead up until that,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: because I love eggs, as we all famously know. If
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: you know me, you know I love eggs. So I
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: hate when people do that. So he's like, I'll do
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: some SCRAMs, I'll do some scrammies. And I was like, Oh,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: that's cute. I like that. I'm gonna start saying that
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I'm do some scramps.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Do not do that.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I will do it if I want to in my kitchen, Emily,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I will do I want.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Kitchen. Yeah it is.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: You want to know why those eggs look so good,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. Because there was soap in them. No, oh,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: what is it? Thank you grandma.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my scrama and scrampa are here.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: The reason why those eggs look so delicious, honey, is
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: because it's what's called a soft scramble. A soft scrambled
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: is almost like eggs al franseis. You just it's slow
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: and low, and you don't cook them that heavily, and
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: you don't heat them up that high, so they've got
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: a real soft look to them, and then nice and
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: creamy scramma out.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, I'll put my spectacles back on. Anyway,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: that was nuts.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: What was the most I think the craziest part of
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: this episode to me was Joel telling Ellie.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Now, that was fucking disgusting.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: That guy, that was a slow scramble.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: That was a scramble. It's a slow scramble. I have
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: never seen anyone botch words so much, and we've seen
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of housewives, you know. Wow. He could not
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: He didn't even say Daisy's name. He left it nebulous.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: It was like the black hole. He couldn't land on anything.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: And then at the end he said, and I don't
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: want anything to change. Nothing changes. Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: She's like okay, so we see where it goes.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: He's like, do you understand what I'm saying and she's like, oh,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I kind of know.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: If she would have said yes, that you want to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: get married, he would have been like, exactly, okay, nothing changes.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Do you want to get married? And then in his
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: head he's saying, but not to you, but he doesn't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: say that out loud. He says everything that will not
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: make him a bad guy.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Nothing changes, nothing changes.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: And now for Joao's hit single, nothing changes. I mean
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: that was wild, Wild, Wild Wild, and I did appreciate
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: that he wanted to like make sure that she knew
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: because they had that little cuddle sash that she obviously
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: it was probably like a more of a one way
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: cuddle sash. Would you say, one way cuddle sash and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: a one way massage. Yeah. So yeah, she's making the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: moves because you know what he Jao is as she
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: calls him, Shao.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Hao is high stakes.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Later, if you win, it's life changing. What a compliment
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: to someone. She The way that she looks at him
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: and sees him is unbelievable. I mean, I feel bad
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: that he isn't into her, because what a bummer for him.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: He's got someone who really really likes him.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: This is strike two in terms of Ellie swinging for
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: the fences hard. Oh yeah, and it being like arm's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: length because it was Joe Brie and Ellie. Remember eyebrows Joe,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: eyebrows Joe and he kind of I hit my spring. Sorry, gosh,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, everybody hit my mike. Disgusting and he was
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: just banging Brie in the bathroom the whole time.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ellie, unfortunately, I don't know, Well, what do people
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: know about her that there they don't want to be
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: with her? She seems nice. It's not even that she
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: or Ellie I'm not anything, Okay, okay, So what is
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I think she?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: I think she maybe just has a bad picker. I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: don't think there's anything wrong with her, I don't. I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: just think like she's into maybe guys that aren't going
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: to be serious about her right now.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Shoo, it seems like he'll be serious with somebody's not
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: a serious person with some with the right person. You
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: don't think Shao.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Is No, absolutely not. The second Daisy pays him any attention,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: he's gonna get. Don't like the fact that she's just
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: she goes. She makes the worse deck below deck choices
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: of men. No, Surrey, I will not be having.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: As well, the fact that Daisy did not want her
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: to find out that like Jao legs her and not
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Ellie was hilarious on that barbecue, that late night barbecue beach.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: She's like, she's really gonna fucking stop me. You can't
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: let her know. She really likes them, She's gonna make
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: him a birthday cake. She pissed all over him. I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: can't tell her, you can't let her find out. I mean,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: what do you think about the birthday cake thing? Because
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: on Charter, like Daisy is livid that she's making your
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: birthday cake on Charter, and I see her point. I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: don't think that she would be this pissed if she
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: wasn't riled up about so many other things, like if
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: things were going smoothly. The fact that Ellie got up
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: really early to do it and it was kind of
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: like off the clock it maybe Daisy wouldn't have had
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: that much of a problem with it, but like Ben
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: didn't have a problem with it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Ben didn't have a but in the after show, it
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: was like a very complicated cake. And then it like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: breakfast time, okay, and so I'm and I just got
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: the feeling, and Daisy and Captain Jason were both like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? But it was like it was
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: the last straw in terms of nobody is here working
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: for the.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Charter and you're everybody off scramble right, Yeah, okay, Yeah,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I could see that. I could see that She's like,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: why don't you make it up partside cake for the passengers.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I also was like, if it means that much to you,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: it would have been really pathetic. But if stay home
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: crew night and then make the cake is when I'm like,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: really on your off time?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually was thinking after he let Ellie down
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: that maybe she would be like, I make the cake
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: for passengers instead of him, and then it would actually
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: work out. But I don't. She doesn't think that it's over.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: She thinks he was just check it in.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and in fairness to Ellie, I could see. I
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: got a vibe, but I could. It's confusing. I get
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: why she's confused. I know, I hate that. I mean
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, you you are a man.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: You are a deck man, deck deck child.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, like come on you can.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: First Ellie's confused by soap and olive oil, and now
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: it's like Joel might as well be two more squeeze
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: bottles the same collar because he's her. That's what he
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: gave her to squeeze me. Gave her some squeeze bottles.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: I go make some eggs.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Wow. Well, uh fun charter Fire Dancer was great. Anything
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: else you want to say about this?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: The Captain Jason in the previous episode.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, in his bathroom making steaks with Ben.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: That was nice. It was nice to see.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was really nice.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice. I like that, you know, I
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: like it, and I.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Like that We're gonna get the below deck villa next episode.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, finally.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I love they're doing those trips now, like.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: You love it. I love it too, smart, Yeah he is. Yeah,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: because Ellie and Joao and Daisy it's all going to explode.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: And Jenna and Eddie and Alicia. They wait till everything
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: is at a critical mass.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like boom, you know, would you say critical
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: sailing mast.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: It's a it's almost at the bliss point of drama.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: H wow, well said, well said.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: But it will reach it at the villa, the villa.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Yes, thanks for listening. Everybody appreciate you. Bye
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: bye bye, Emily Bye.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Drama. Drama, Darling, Drama Darling