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Hour 3 - Good Fences Make Good Neighbors · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Bam! Wham! Pow! It's our number three in the Benny
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  Speaker 1: What will go haywire this hour on the Ben Mathers Show? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we start out with a follow-up, follow-up to a unhappy,
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  Speaker 1: unhappy NFL player. Does Giants wide receiver Malik Nabors have
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  Speaker 1: a legitimate grievance with Fox's Greg Olson? He doubled down
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  Speaker 1: on his issues with Greg Olson, the Fox commentator. We'll
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  Speaker 1: revisit that. Also, his wide receiver Josh Downs, a difference
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  Speaker 1: maker for Kansas City, or just another guy. And you
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  Speaker 1: make the call on what's more embarrassing, Bill's running back
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  Speaker 1: James Cook having a dirty diaper on national television or
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  Speaker 1: him issuing a public denial statement. Things that make you go, hmm.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to all of that. We also have the
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  Speaker 1: All of it coming your way right about now. It's
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  Speaker 1: It has been said that good fences make good neighbors,
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  Speaker 1: and we have another example of that. Welcome in the
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  Speaker 1: continues around Big Blue as they have a good record.
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  Speaker 1: John Harbaugh getting the job done as the NFC East,
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  Speaker 1: many of these other teams riding on vapors. The Giants
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  Speaker 1: not riding on Vapors. The story here, if you've not
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  Speaker 1: heard the latest, we have a follow-up, a follow-up from
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  Speaker 1: a previous edition of the Ben Maller Show. A couple
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  Speaker 1: of days have passed since Giants wide receiver Malik Nabors
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  Speaker 1: had a conniption fit because of something somebody said on
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  Speaker 1: television about him. So here's the question. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that Malik Nabors has now calmed down? and said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I got a little too emotional. It's really not that
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  Speaker 1: big a deal. I was just busting some balls, nothing
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  Speaker 1: to worry about. Or do you think he has said, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I stand my ground. I'm very stubborn. I'm pig-headed, and
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  Speaker 1: I stand my ground. Well, reveal answers, reveal answers. And
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  Speaker 1: if you said Malik Nabors not backing down, you... are
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  Speaker 1: a winner. That's right. Giants wide receiver Malik Nabors, top
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  Speaker 1: 10 in many offensive categories this year. Malik Nabors is
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  Speaker 1: doing the double down, the double, double, double down on
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  Speaker 1: his war of words with Fox broadcaster Greg Olson and
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  Speaker 1: his sidekick Joe Davis. Is it true that Malik Neighbors
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  Speaker 1: claims that their criticism of his sideline body language unfairly
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  Speaker 1: attacked the character of Malik Neighbors? And no one, no
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  Speaker 1: one will attack the character of Malik Neighbors. Now, Greg
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  Speaker 1: Olson insisted he never, ever called Neighbors a bad teammate.
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  Speaker 1: He merely questioned Malik. his visible frustration when he had
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  Speaker 1: a hissy fit on the sidelines. Now, Nabors caught five
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  Speaker 1: passes for a measly 43 yards against the Philadelphia football
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  Speaker 1: team in the Delaware Valley there in South Philadelphia. He
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  Speaker 1: did drop a touchdown. And now Malik Nabors, a top
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  Speaker 1: 10 wide receiver for a team that's currently in the
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  Speaker 1: Catbird seat in their division, he's now requesting that television
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  Speaker 1: leave him alone. He does not want to be on
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  Speaker 1: TV anymore. Doesn't want me on TV. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to use my own voice and be able
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  Speaker 1: to speak up about me being a bad teammate. Neighbors complained.
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  Speaker 2: Boo hoo hoo.
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  Speaker 1: Quote continues. And I felt like that was just a lie.
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  Speaker 1: Neighbors quote continues. Just attacking my character as a football player,
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  Speaker 1: as a teammate. Close quote. So that is Malik neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Good jumping off point. So let us discuss. The question,
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  Speaker 1: does Giants wide receiver Malik Nabors have a legitimate, a
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  Speaker 1: legitimate grievance with Fox Sports commentator Greg Olson? Does he
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  Speaker 1: have a legitimate grievance? So I've got Boombox, Olive Garden,
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  Speaker 1: and Streisand. And we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to ask around We're going
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  Speaker 1: to ask around. I don't know what we're going to
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  Speaker 1: ask for, but we're going to ask around. So to
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  Speaker 1: kick off here, welcome to the latest example of a textbook,
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  Speaker 1: thin-skinned professional athlete. I would like to present my character witness,
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  Speaker 1: Malik Neighbors. Now, Malik apparently believes that criticism is some
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  Speaker 1: kind of human rights violation. God forbid a commentator who's
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  Speaker 1: paid to give opinions about what he sees says something
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  Speaker 1: untoward about Malik neighbors. He wants the football. He wants
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  Speaker 1: the things that come with fame. He wants the money,
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  Speaker 1: the fortune, of course. Just don't you dare, you rat bastard.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare point a camera at his sourpuss. Who
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  Speaker 1: do you think you are? You should not do that.
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  Speaker 1: What's that you say? Oh, it makes for better television?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. So I love that Malik Nabors is
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  Speaker 1: treating Greg Olson like he committed a federal crime against humanity.
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  Speaker 1: It's just freaking great. It's a football broadcast. It is
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  Speaker 1: not the Nuremberg trials. By the way, Greg Olson did
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  Speaker 1: not call him a bad teammate. As Olson pointed out,
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  Speaker 1: Nabors connected the dots... and said that's what he meant.
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  Speaker 1: So Neighbors is arguing with something that was never actually said.
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  Speaker 1: He's having a debate. He's having a debate with voices
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  Speaker 1: in his own head. Now, I pointed out on this show,
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  Speaker 1: I do a talk show, I sit in a studio,
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  Speaker 1: the lights are kind of dim except at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour because I have to do these monologues
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  Speaker 1: that are sent out to the interweb and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and so there's lights on. But most of the time
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  Speaker 1: the lights are dim here, and I turn the lights down,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it. And that being said, I've often pointed
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  Speaker 1: out if I do the show and no one calls
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  Speaker 1: and I don't get any feedback, I think I'm suffering
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  Speaker 1: from schizophrenia because I'm really just a guy talking into
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  Speaker 1: a microphone by myself late at night. And I believe
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  Speaker 1: when you debate the voices in your head, that is schizophrenia.
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  Speaker 1: So in some ways, Malik Neighbors is showing loose signs
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  Speaker 1: of schizophrenia. He's debating the voices in his head. And
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  Speaker 1: the other part, which I absolutely love, the thing that
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  Speaker 1: I love, this was a regional Fox broadcast. It was
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  Speaker 1: not America's Game of the Week. Tom Brady was not there.
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  Speaker 1: This was the number two broadcast, but it was not
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  Speaker 1: the number one broadcast. It was the number two broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: So it was not on everywhere. And so I would
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  Speaker 1: argue that the way people consume television, I know they
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  Speaker 1: consume radio similarly, They're not locked in on everything you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: They're not. So I would argue that very few people actually.
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  Speaker 1: heard Greg Olson's commentary until Malik neighbors decided, well, this
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  Speaker 1: is a good idea. Let me let me get my
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  Speaker 1: 1980s style boombox. I'm going to strap that to my
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  Speaker 1: back and I'm going to march through Times Square. And
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  Speaker 1: instead of turning it to 10, I'm going to turn
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  Speaker 1: it to 11. Crank that boombox so everyone hears this.
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  Speaker 1: So he believes everybody should look at him when he
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  Speaker 1: makes a great play, and everyone should look away when
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  Speaker 1: he acts like a jack wagon. There's a term for
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  Speaker 1: that called show pony. Called show pony. Front runner is
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  Speaker 1: another term. And oh, by the way, that is not
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  Speaker 1: exactly how sports television works, Sparky. That's not how that works.
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  Speaker 1: My advice, I think this is solid advice from the
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  Speaker 1: Malheur Think Tank. The Malheur Think Tank for Malik neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what you need to do. And I want to
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  Speaker 1: help you out. You seem like a good guy. I
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  Speaker 1: have nothing against you. I've never met you. I have
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  Speaker 1: nothing against you. You know who I am. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you are. What you should do is apply
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  Speaker 1: for a job with Fox Sports Television and Try to
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  Speaker 1: get a gig directing in the production truck, and then
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  Speaker 1: you can dictate what gets on television and what doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get on television. So Neighbors is playing the victim card
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  Speaker 1: from the bottom of the deck, and he's dealing himself
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  Speaker 1: a royal flush of stupidity. Congratulations. None of these guys,
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  Speaker 1: when they win, they're out in front smiling and answering
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  Speaker 1: all the questions. And when they lose, I have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to say. I'm going to run and hide like a coward.
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  Speaker 1: All right, furthermore, to Kansas City we go. The Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: had to make a move. They must make a move.
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  Speaker 1: They did make a move to improve their offense. The
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs went shopping. They said, you know where we need
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  Speaker 1: to go? We're going to go to one of those
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  Speaker 1: liquidation centers. You know how Amazon has those return centers
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  Speaker 1: where you can buy old Amazon stuff, and it's in bins,
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  Speaker 1: and there's like $ 10 bins, $ 5 bins, et cetera. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's that kind of thing. So they went to
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  Speaker 1: the Colts liquidation sale, and Andy Reid acquired wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: Josh Downs for a fourth and fifth round set of
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  Speaker 1: picks for And they also received a seventh-round pick. So
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  Speaker 1: the Colts traded Josh Downs, and they got a fourth
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  Speaker 1: and a fifth-round pick, and they gave up a seventh-round
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  Speaker 1: pick as well. So you've got Xavier Worthy, snap, crackle, pop.
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  Speaker 1: He's out. Tyquan Thornton is also sidelined. And Rashi Rice
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  Speaker 1: is physically unreliable. So that's what you got in the
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver room. And Patrick Mahomes needing some reinforcements at
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  Speaker 1: this point. So what does Josh Downs bring?
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  Speaker 3: Not a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot. Not a lot. Here's the question. Is
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver Josh Downs, who comes over from Indianapolis, a
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  Speaker 1: difference maker for Kansas City or just another guy? So
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  Speaker 1: let's not overreact to this. We are part of the
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  Speaker 1: peanut gallery. Don't need to oversell it. I'm not some
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  Speaker 1: suck-up in the Kansas City media. And this is a
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  Speaker 1: move that is about as far away from a steal
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  Speaker 1: of a trade as you can get. So Downs is
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  Speaker 1: in that jag category, just another guy. Physically, Josh Downs
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  Speaker 1: is built like the guy who delivers your door dash.
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  Speaker 1: If you get a late-night foodie run from Taco Bell,
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  Speaker 1: he kind of looks like he should be delivering your
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  Speaker 1: door dash. not the guy who's going to go out
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  Speaker 1: there and terrorize NFL secondaries. Josh Downs is a diminutive
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver. He's 5'9, 171 pounds. What do they say?
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  Speaker 1: They say soaking wet, right? That's the old line.
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  Speaker 3: 5'9, 171.
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  Speaker 1: He is, at his peak, he's a merchant. He's a
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  Speaker 1: slot merchant. He lacks the ultra-deep threat ability that you
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  Speaker 1: look for at the wide receiver position. And you look
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  Speaker 1: at how he plays, and he's vulnerable against certain blocks
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. So he's not a total alpha. The Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: did not acquire an alpha dog. Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf.
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  Speaker 1: But the guys, they went down to the shelter, and
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  Speaker 1: they adopted a chihuahua. He's a lap dog, not an
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  Speaker 1: alpha dog. And they put a nice little cute Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: jersey on. I said, oh, my God, we've got our
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  Speaker 1: cute little lap dog, our Chihuahua. That's exciting. Now, with
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  Speaker 1: very modest production this year, in fact, Downs has 33 catches,
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  Speaker 1: one touchdown. That's it. One touchdown this season and less
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  Speaker 1: than 355 yards, just a little less than that. So
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  Speaker 1: not real good this year on a bad team. Free
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  Speaker 1: agency looming. He becomes a pure rental. So you might
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  Speaker 1: want to temper the hype just a little bit. You
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  Speaker 1: might want to water down the alcohol. Not the main course.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? This guy, Josh Downs, if you go
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  Speaker 1: to Olive Garden, he is the complimentary breadsticks at Olive Garden.
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  Speaker 1: He's not the main spaghetti with the meatballs. He's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Downs is not going to elevate the offense. He's not. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he should be better. You figure he's on a team
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  Speaker 1: that's better in Kansas City, and we keep hearing how
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  Speaker 1: wonderful Mahomes is and how great he is, and so
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  Speaker 1: if that's the case, you figure Downs should be better
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  Speaker 1: at Arrowhead than he was in Indianapolis, but he's just
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  Speaker 1: a piece of the puzzle. That's all this man is,
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  Speaker 1: is just a piece of the puzzle. He's, again, a rental.
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  Speaker 1: He'll hit free agency after the season, and there is
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  Speaker 1: No long-term control unless he plays really well. And then
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City's like, we've got to keep this guy. And
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  Speaker 1: we're not there yet. We're far away from that point.
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  Speaker 1: He's got an opportunity. If he doesn't get bogged down
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  Speaker 1: to prove, Josh Downs, that he can be the man
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  Speaker 1: and is a much better player than he played this
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  Speaker 1: year in Indy. All right, last thing to Buffalo, where
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  Speaker 1: the Buffalo roam and where the duty roams as well.
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  Speaker 1: That would be Bills running back James Cook. who has
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  Speaker 1: become an internet sensation of Football Nation. This after cameras
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  Speaker 1: showed a, let's say a streak, a suspicious stain on
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  Speaker 1: his white pants during Monday night football. Now, social media detectives,
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  Speaker 1: eagle-eyed social media detectives, have claimed they discovered have overwhelming
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  Speaker 1: direct evidence that shows James Cook visited Browntown. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: he had a poopy in his pantsy situation. So Cook
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  Speaker 1: responded on social media. He said, this is wild. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't S on myself, he said. I think he meant slap.
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  Speaker 1: He might have said a different word. I didn't S
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  Speaker 1: on myself, he said. He then added poop. Some laughing emojis.
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  Speaker 1: Forget the fact that he ran for 107 yards and
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  Speaker 1: a touchdown. That doesn't matter. This is the story. It's
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  Speaker 1: a very relatable story. The Internet turned a football victory
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  Speaker 1: into a forensic files investigation on the backside, the tushy
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  Speaker 1: of Mr. Cook. So here's the question. You make the
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  Speaker 1: call on what's more embarrassing. Bill's running back James Cook
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  Speaker 1: having what appears to be a dirty diaper during a
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  Speaker 1: primetime NFL game or issuing a public denial that he
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  Speaker 1: had the skid marks on national television. So James Cook
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  Speaker 1: fell victim to what is known as the Streisand effect.
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  Speaker 1: He attempted to flush... away the controversy. However, his denial
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  Speaker 1: gave the story a second life. Now, was James Cook Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Poopy Pants? Did someone else poop on him? Was there
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  Speaker 1: a passing of the feces? Or is James Cook simply lying?
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  Speaker 1: So he wanted to clear his name. Unfortunately, the internet
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  Speaker 1: wants him to clear his colon. Based on a minutes-long
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Malheur investigation... Done during pure boredom. We determined that at
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  Speaker 1: the start of the game, James Cook did not have
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  Speaker 1: the skid marks on the back of his badonkadonk. And
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  Speaker 1: then as the game progressed, he picked that up. So again,
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  Speaker 1: there's only a couple of options here. Either that's his
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  Speaker 1: poo-poo or that's someone else's doo-doo. That's it. Now, I've
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  Speaker 1: worked with enough of these guys that played in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL over the years through the hallways of Fox Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio to know that this is a normal thing. Believe
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  Speaker 1: it or not, football players have to poop. I should
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  Speaker 1: write a book. Your favorite NFL star poops. We've had
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  Speaker 1: some famous poop incidents. We had Lamar Jackson. Remember, he
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  Speaker 1: had to run to take a doo-doo during a Ravens
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  Speaker 1: game back when he used to play for the Ravens.
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  Speaker 1: Now he just pretty much watches them play in hockey.
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  Speaker 1: Back when we used to have Eddie Garcia on the show,
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  Speaker 1: there was a Stanley Cup final game where... Ben Bishop,
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  Speaker 1: the goaltender, he left the game briefly because he had die, die, diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: So it does happen. It absolutely does happen. And people
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  Speaker 1: are so embarrassed by it. Listen, if you have not,
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  Speaker 1: what's the line? There's two types of people. There's people
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  Speaker 1: that have pooped their pants and people that have lied
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  Speaker 1: about not pooping their pants. That's it. It's a natural
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  Speaker 1: human thing. And it's easier to hide. I've learned. We've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of NFL guys run through Fox Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 1: It was an offensive lineman that I may or may
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  Speaker 1: not have worked with years ago who told me the protocol.
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  Speaker 1: This was back. He played before they had the blue
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  Speaker 1: injury tent. Now what they do is they take in
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  Speaker 1: the blue injury tent and they have The TV guys
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  Speaker 1: think they're looking at you for you might have some
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  Speaker 1: kind of injury to your knee or something. But really
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  Speaker 1: what they're doing is they're allowing you to change your
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  Speaker 1: pants because you pooped your pants. And so they bring
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• 20:52
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• 20:59
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• 21:01
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• 21:03
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• 21:05
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• 21:07
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• 21:10
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• 21:16
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• 21:20
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• 21:24
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• 21:27
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• 21:30
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• 21:36
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• 21:38
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• 21:41
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• 21:44
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• 21:48
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• 21:50
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• 21:54
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• 21:58
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• 22:01
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• 22:04
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• 22:09
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  Speaker 1: in a new blank show on ABC. That is the question.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: What is the answer? Let's go to the Great Unwashed.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Femi says a dating show. Alf the Alien Alpine says
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: a poop show about famous people who have pooped their pants. Now,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that would be a good show. That would be a
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  Speaker 1: My 300-lb Life from Ocho, Texas. Well, it's okay when
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• 27:09
  Speaker 1: A late-night horror movie host from Donkey Sausage. Who's that thing? Remember,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: if you're old, I'm going to do old guy radio.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: TBS on the Superstation, they had Atlanta Braves baseball, and
• 27:24
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• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You remember that? I forget what they called it. Anyway,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: what else do we have? JT the Wingman says a
• 27:33
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• 27:38
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• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Awakened says a Muppet show. Let's see. Lego Chuck from
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: outside Austin, Texas says a new Sister Wives series is
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the answer. What else? Page down. I can't read that.
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• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I was going to go with The Secret Lives of
• 28:01
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  Speaker 1: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Is that correct? No.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neal will be starring in a new hide-and-seek competition
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  Speaker 1: show on ABC. Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where the heck is he going to hide at?
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  Speaker 1: He's huge. He's the host, Lorena. Oh. I don't think
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: he would be very good at hiding. He's 7'1. Shaquille O'Neal.
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  Speaker 1: I have a Shaq story. I don't have time for
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: my Shaq story. Do we have a contestant for the
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  Speaker 1: game show, Coop? Do we have someone lined up? Yes.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: We do. All right. Well, let's get the game started.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's get right to the game. Is
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: it too much or not enough? Enough already. And who
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: is going to play our game?
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Let's see here.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Who do we have? All right. Alex, what's going on? Alex, welcome. Hello, Ben.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: How are you? Oh, this is my guy from Pennsylvania. Oh,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: here we go. Here we go. He's still out there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You're delivering pizza, right? Frozen pizza, if I remember correctly.
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  Speaker 1: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you work for the same company that guy went viral?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Remember the guy that got harassed by those teenagers delivering
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: frozen pizza? You saw that story?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I work for them.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: So I need someone to go rage bait me so
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: I can get some money.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right. Yeah, the guy from Red Baron, right? You
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: work for Red Baron, I guess? Yeah. Good pizza. How
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: much did he make? Like $ 700, 000 or something like that? Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Something like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting up there.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, man. People can be a-holes to me. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: don't know. For that kind of money, I'm in. All right. Well,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: let's play the game. Here we go. And you're going
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to get three right to win the game. Are you prepared?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I am ready. All right, question number one. All the
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: answers are too much or not enough. You can play
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: along the home version or the work version of the game.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Question number one. Monday was Stephen Curry's 15th time playing
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: in a game his team won by 40 or more points.
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  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
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  Speaker 4: I believe that is not enough.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Alex says not enough. That is correct. It
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: was the 17th time. Been a lot of teams taking
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  Speaker 1: nights off in the NBA. They show up, but they
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: ain't playing. Question number two. Each of the Raptors' last
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  Speaker 1: 25 games in the regular season have been decided by
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: more than five points. That's the Toronto Raptors. Mr. Red
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Baron Man, is that too much or not enough? Too much.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: All right. Is that too much? Got that one wrong, Smarty.
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  Speaker 1: Did not do very well. Not enough is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Their last 32 games have been decided by more than
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: five points. That is the third longest streak in NBA history.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You imagine somebody's job is to keep track of this crap?
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  Speaker 1: My God.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Let's probably just use a supercomputer now. Question number three
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  Speaker 1: for the Red Baron. There are only seven. I think
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that's a good nickname. Do you like that nickname?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that nickname.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Call you the Red Baron. There are only seven active
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: wide receivers that have 9,000 career receiving yards. Is that
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough, Mr. Red Baron? Too much.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: All right, let's find out. That is correct. Look at you.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: There are only five... And three of them now play
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: for the 49ers. Mike Evans, Brandon Cooks, and Keenan Allen
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: all together there in Santa Clara. And Eileen is very
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: happy about that in San Francisco. Big fan of the show.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Question number four, Red Baron. You get this right, and
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  Speaker 1: you'll be smiling all day delivering those pizzas. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: There are six active players in the National Basketball Association
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  Speaker 1: who have 130-point games totaled. that resulted in a loss.
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  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough to win the game?
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  Speaker 3: Not enough.
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  Speaker 1: You sure about that?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Too much.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Final answer? Final answer. All right, let's find out. Did
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I help the Red Baron or did I F him over?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. That's a winner! Look at you. I
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: kind of like that nickname, Red Baron, so I gave
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you a salad. I gave you a good mitzvah. Too much.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: There's only four that have lost 30-point games, 130-point games
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  Speaker 1: resulting in losses. That is LeBron, Kevin Durant, Damian Lillard,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and Devin Booker. Well, congratulations on It doesn't really help
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: me out because I know you'll call up and bust
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: my balls. But you got a golden ticket, Mr. Red
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  Speaker 1: Baron Man. So congratulations, Alex. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 33:13
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  Speaker 4: Couple people who have successful online marriages and love lives.
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  Speaker 2: It can happen.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think most people these days probably meet
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: on apps and things like that, right?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've tried it a couple of times. It just
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: never works out. I'm more of a I-gotta-meet-you-in-person type of gal.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're more of a social... You're not an introvert.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You're an extrovert. So for you, it's not a big deal, right?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: You'd rather do that.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, I can meet people anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people that are introverts or kind of
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I even meet people when I'm on a date.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: That's a term for that, but... What's the line, Coop?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: You got to dance with the one that brought you
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: or something like that? That's an old football line, actually.
• 36:30
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• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Was that back in the dinosaur days, Ben?
• 36:36
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• 36:43
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• 36:47
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• 36:51
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• 36:58
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• 37:07
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• 37:10
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  Speaker 4: I love that approach because it puts the power in
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• 37:26
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• 37:50
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• 37:54
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• 37:55
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• 37:57
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• 37:59
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• 38:03
  Speaker 1: FergDog says, how was your weekend, Lorena? I noticed Anthony
• 38:07
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  Speaker 4: He did ask me when I answered his phone call
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• 38:16
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• 38:19
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• 38:21
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• 38:24
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  Speaker 2: It was fantastic. I love magic.
• 38:28
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• 38:32
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• 38:35
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• 38:39
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• 38:43
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• 38:46
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• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Of love i thought women love.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Looking yeah no even when i'm like in the process
• 38:52
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• 38:56
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• 38:58
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• 39:00
  Speaker 4: i'm like no.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Like i'm like like this.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Well, Coop explained there's an industry over in Chatsworth where
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that's required, I think, not to take eye contact. But anyway,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman writes in, says, in an attempt to
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: up my ladies' man game before the holidays, which Malheur
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Militia member should I emulate more, Robbie the Mariner fan,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog, Marcel in Brooklyn, Anthony in Louisiana, Jed Who Fled,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: or Weed Man Hippie?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: I would go somewhere between Weed Man Hippie, Jed Who Fled,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: and Anthony in Louisiana, because together you get a chill
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: guy who you know is attentive, Weed Man.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Well, Robbie's very attentive, too. I mean, I would say
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Robbie's very attentive, but you know.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, you know, I haven't had a whole lot
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: of interaction with Robbie on the phone.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Didn't you meet him in Vegas? He was in Vegas.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. But as for like callers that I know,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Anthony's a romantic. He's like, I'm going to take you
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: to a restaurant. I'm going to feed you a blooming onion.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: And he always checks on your weekend. So also very attentive.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: And then you have Jed, who's like, I could love
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: you up and down and side to side and over
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: and under.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: So like, I feel like the combination of those three
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: would be perfect.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: So that's what you're. Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Don't just pick one.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You can have multiples. All right. Well, look at the time, Lorraine.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it already timed?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Another edition of the Queen of Hearts right there.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: By the clock, for the clock, all about the clock.