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The Co-workers · BTG For President

• 0:04
  Speaker A: Somebody needs to do a song for LA.
• 0:13
  Speaker B: Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through south Central Los Angeles.
• 0:18
  Speaker A: Look, count my nose, smoker. I'm from California. Where you from? So what? I'm from California. California, California, California. This is Los Angeles. Where are we going? Hello. Hello. There he is.
• 0:36
  Speaker B: What it do?
• 0:37
  Speaker A: I said there we are.
• 0:38
  Speaker B: There we is and might be.
• 0:40
  Speaker A: There we are and we is be now we are here. Special occasion. It's glad to hear you. How you doing?
• 0:50
  Speaker B: I'm doing all right. How you doing?
• 0:52
  Speaker A: This is Britti. Britt, if y'all don't know. Cause she all day can do. She can do this shit all day.
• 0:58
  Speaker B: All day.
• 0:59
  Speaker A: Now shit is not in the podcast name. You would have to remove that word and go with the rest. Is that right?
• 1:09
  Speaker B: Yes, sir.
• 1:10
  Speaker A: All right, so we here because this is actually. I think this is co ideas, right? This was birthed from a long time ago.
• 1:22
  Speaker B: A long time ago.
• 1:23
  Speaker A: And it got way, way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we go. This is the origin story again for you motherfuckers that don't pay attention. I had a show with j bug, and one of the questions that I asked her if she would want to stay on the same block as TLC, be co workers with Janet and Mike, or go to high school with print. Now, again, I assumed. And 98.9% of America thought she would pick TLC, but she ended up picking Mike and Janet as co workers. I could totally understand why because I'm huge fan of both artists. The siblings scream shout out, and then it just that from that answer alone, Brick. Brick came in with the ski mask, 357 Magnum. And then you created what? From that.
• 2:27
  Speaker B: Then I created Celebrity high.
• 2:30
  Speaker A: She created.
• 2:31
  Speaker B: You created Celebrity High?
• 2:32
  Speaker A: I created celebrity high, but I did a ice cube versus what's the group I'm thinking about? Insane. And I mean brain.
• 2:46
  Speaker B: Cypress Hill.
• 2:47
  Speaker A: Cypress Hill. So I'm taking an idea and running with it.
• 2:53
  Speaker B: Well, hold up now for veterans and people who remember way, way back in the day, we had a celebrity episode before you even asked this question from J Bug. You remember that?
• 3:04
  Speaker A: Yes, yes.
• 3:06
  Speaker B: And it was the family reunion.
• 3:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we didn't necessarily come up with it, but we brought it back, though.
• 3:16
  Speaker B: We brought it back.
• 3:17
  Speaker A: Hey, we done brought it back, bitches. Wait, I can't say that. You know what I mean?
• 3:27
  Speaker B: The brought it back, bitches.
• 3:29
  Speaker A: Hey, you know what I'm about to do?
• 3:32
  Speaker B: Put it on a shirt.
• 3:33
  Speaker A: I'm about to write that down. That brought it back, bitches. So, yeah. Explain to the people your idea.
• 3:46
  Speaker B: So this idea is, once again getting celebrities, and it can be, like, characters in shows and movies. It doesn't have to be, you know, just the celebrity in itself and placing celebrities in the place of office characters and not necessarily. Well, we kind of went with the office to kind of have a, which.
• 4:19
  Speaker A: Is a top five show, by the way. I'm going there.
• 4:22
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It stays in my rotation.
• 4:25
  Speaker A: Yeah. Office top five all time.
• 4:27
  Speaker B: You know, like, you got. Every office has somebody who, who take credit for everything. They didn't do shit. Somebody who always, like, whatever. We got people. And that's one I didn't add. That would have been a good one. But, you know, finding a celebrity to take place of those characters. And so this one.
• 4:51
  Speaker A: So, and then, and then in the alternate Marvel universe, I created celebrity high, and from there, I. And I got britt, I don't know if, you know, I don't know if I told you, but I got a lot of feedback, a lot of pushback.
• 5:06
  Speaker B: Oh, did you?
• 5:07
  Speaker A: Yeah. They didn't, they didn't agree with certain people. And, hey, hey, it get feisty. It get feisty in these streets. You know what I mean? But the feedback was beautiful, though. Like, people had their own. They had substitutes. You know what I'm saying? Like, no pun.
• 5:27
  Speaker B: I was about to say, like, substitutes.
• 5:29
  Speaker A: Substitutes. No, but they said, you know, they brought up certain actors and actresses that they was like, nah, you should have had this. You should have had that one. So that's where that went. And then Britt tapped my line. The bat line. Ain't too many people got that number right. Britt tapped my bat line. It's 2800 hours. I don't even know what that is, but we gonna roll with it. She came up with, let's do the office version. And like she said, not the office, like the office show. But I basically your. Your everyday nine to five job, you know what I'm saying? Where there is an office and you have these positions, and we're going to attach the people that we believe will play the best role. Now, Britt, I'm just letting you know right now, out the gate that I have, when I say I have probably the most diverse, I don't just mean when it comes to, like, race. Just letting you know that now, this right here, I guarantee you this is going to be the best show ever. And I already have a name for it when I tell you. If I could just get one season of this shit right here, the way it's coming out of my mind, I promise you it will bump over a lot of shows. But let's start here. Now, whichever position you picked, I'm going to match it. So wherever you want to start, let's rock.
• 7:08
  Speaker B: Oh, shit. All right.
• 7:11
  Speaker A: And we need. We need some type of explanation. Like, you ain't got to go into. Like, you ain't got to go into deep k dot thought about it, but just give us some. Give us, like, paint us a picture of why. And so I could see. Okay. I could kind of understand, and I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm going by real names and character names.
• 7:31
  Speaker B: Same here, same here.
• 7:32
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 7:32
  Speaker B: And a couple of mine are deceased.
• 7:37
  Speaker A: That's fine. Cause they still live on.
• 7:39
  Speaker B: Oh, yes, definitely. Okay, let's start with office administrator. The front desk.
• 7:48
  Speaker A: Oh, that's fire.
• 7:50
  Speaker B: Let's start off with that. Cause, I mean, when you walk in, right. That's the first thing.
• 7:54
  Speaker A: First person you see first.
• 7:56
  Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm going with Lisa Monae.
• 8:00
  Speaker A: Lisa Monae. Okay. Why?
• 8:04
  Speaker B: Why Lisa Bonet? Because, I mean, she's pretty nice on the eyes, right? Right.
• 8:12
  Speaker A: Absolutely. We gotta talk about that. I'm glad you said, keep going.
• 8:16
  Speaker B: You cooking and got that little earthy vibe, you know?
• 8:20
  Speaker A: Yeah. She definitely don't wear deodorant, but she smell like camel tea.
• 8:25
  Speaker B: But I mean, just that, like. Oh, my God.
• 8:28
  Speaker A: Yeah, we hear.
• 8:31
  Speaker B: But, you know, just that mellow, earthy, down to earth vibe. Just. That's what you are, you know, greeted with.
• 8:42
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 8:42
  Speaker B: And then, you know, she looked good on the eyes and everything.
• 8:45
  Speaker A: Very easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fluffy scrambled eggs. Yeah, I like that one. That's hard.
• 8:56
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 8:57
  Speaker A: That's hard. So what I wanna talk about is what we need to talk about. What I said we need to talk about. It's important to know that that front desk person needs to be attractive. Let's talk about it.
• 9:10
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 9:10
  Speaker A: Yes. Cause that's the representative. That's like one of your best representatives of the company. So as soon as people come in, it's like casinos do it. You know what I'm saying? Where when you go inside of a casino, all them women, they gotta. They have an appeal to them. You know what I'm saying? They. Looks could be on some of them. All right? But for the most part, you got some. You be having milfs and cougars up in there. But they, you know, they used to. They used to be it back in the day, you know what I'm saying? So with that said, I'm matching your same energy. And I'm going with Raquel Thomas, aka raising Canaan mother. Oh, you want to talk about sex appeal. And that's a different type of attitude that she giving you from that front desk. When you say, when you brought up Lisa, I'm getting Scooby Doo van Earthy. You know what I'm saying? Like, shaggy girlfriend type shit. Okay, but with Raquel. With Raquel, she got a sex appeal. You wanna talk to her, but you scared, because when she put you down, when she reject you, you gonna know. So that's who I'm rolling with. I'm rolling with. Yeah, I'm rolling with Kanan's mom. Oh, man.
• 10:33
  Speaker B: Okay, I like that.
• 10:36
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 10:37
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 10:39
  Speaker A: What we on next?
• 10:41
  Speaker B: M let's go with the slacker.
• 10:45
  Speaker A: The slacker at the job now, the.
• 10:48
  Speaker B: One who's probably late, you know?
• 10:50
  Speaker A: Okay, all right. I like it.
• 10:53
  Speaker B: Who half ass does their job.
• 10:55
  Speaker A: Mm hmm.
• 10:58
  Speaker B: And, I mean, this is gonna be obvious, but you gotta have it. I'm going with snoop.
• 11:04
  Speaker A: Snoop. This nigga smoking before. And on the lunch break, niggas notice.
• 11:11
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 11:12
  Speaker A: And he got the jokes. The nigga got the jokes. And he wearing chucks. And he got the jokes.
• 11:19
  Speaker B: And you know what? He probably taking bites off people's food in the refrigerator.
• 11:23
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And when he getting bar. I'm gonna do it, cuz. Damn. Yeah, I like that one. That one's hard. All right, I got Ben Stiller.
• 11:34
  Speaker B: Ooh.
• 11:35
  Speaker A: Yeah. Cause I'm thinking a little bit of Zoolander in there.
• 11:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 11:41
  Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, I got that. I got Ben stiller. I can see that. And you know what? I might lean more towards that. That movie zoolanders.
• 11:56
  Speaker B: Okay, I like that.
• 11:58
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 12:00
  Speaker B: I'm picturing that crate, like, his crazy face.
• 12:03
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Especially when he do the. What was it blue?
• 12:07
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 12:10
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 12:11
  Speaker A: That's a good movie.
• 12:16
  Speaker B: All right, we're gonna go with the office. Ho.
• 12:19
  Speaker A: Yes. I'm glad we got to that one, because when I tell you, this curveball I'm about to throw to you. Oh, you gonna love it.
• 12:26
  Speaker B: Okay, so I'm going with Aunt Cookie from next Friday.
• 12:32
  Speaker A: You know what? Oh, my God. That woman is. That is. You got me. It's still a curveball coming, but let me tell you. That's the one, Britt. That's the one. That sex appeal. Oh, my God. It's all.
• 12:49
  Speaker B: That's my office. Ho.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: She looks like porn.
• 12:53
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:54
  Speaker A: Like, and she talking too. And, you know, she's saying some crazy shit at the office. That's a good one. That's gonna be number one. I'm not gonna be there.
• 13:05
  Speaker B: And she probably sleeping with Snoop to get his weed.
• 13:10
  Speaker A: Oh, look, let's remember her, because that's number one. And when we finish these, when we finish going through all of them, I'm gonna tell you who she fucking. I'm gonna tell you who she. So here go, Mindo. Now. Now it's my turn, Pastor Rock.
• 13:28
  Speaker B: Oh. Her name is Aunt Sugar.
• 13:30
  Speaker A: Un sugar.
• 13:30
  Speaker B: Cookie sugar. That's what it is. Cookie sugar. It's the same shit.
• 13:33
  Speaker A: Same shit. Both of them got sugar in it.
• 13:35
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker A: Here we go.
• 13:38
  Speaker B: That's our ingredient.
• 13:42
  Speaker A: Oh, man. Here go my curveball. The office hoe. Jessica Rabbit. Yes. So look. So look. And she's going to be in cartoon version, in the regular version. That's how diverse my tv show is.
• 14:03
  Speaker B: I like it.
• 14:04
  Speaker A: Yes. Cause I got another one, and I got another one coming. But you know why I picked her? Oh, yeah, yeah. I got her. I got her sex appeal. Oh, it's some things around his office.
• 14:17
  Speaker B: I like that one.
• 14:18
  Speaker A: Definitely some things. What we got next? What we got next?
• 14:21
  Speaker B: All right. The one that doesn't do any work done, like office meeting. Got a reason to go to the bathroom?
• 14:31
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker B: You know, calling out, calling out.
• 14:36
  Speaker A: No show.
• 14:38
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 14:39
  Speaker A: Nothing. Group project. Didn't do nothing but sign his name on there.
• 14:43
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 14:44
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker B: I'm going with Eminem.
• 14:48
  Speaker A: Perfect. Perfect.
• 14:50
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 14:51
  Speaker A: I like that one. And you know, man, y'all, you got some jokes in yours for sure. For sure. Because. Because Snoop and Eminem already got a movie together. You know what I'm saying? And you seen that chemistry. That was crazy. Them niggas could act. That's a good one. That's a good one. We on me.
• 15:14
  Speaker B: Yep. Who doesn't work?
• 15:16
  Speaker A: Mike? Ab.
• 15:16
  Speaker B: Who doesn't do any work day.
• 15:19
  Speaker A: Day. Why not? Why not? I can see him.
• 15:25
  Speaker B: Put him in here for something else, but I didn't.
• 15:28
  Speaker A: I can already see him raising his hand, saying, I need to go use the bathroom in a meeting. All staff meeting. I need to use the bathroom. And then he slip out the back window.
• 15:37
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I'm just picturing him in Friday after next. Yeah, he's top fight security. And then how he complained about shit.
• 15:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, perfect.
• 15:46
  Speaker B: Do all the. Throwing his arms down.
• 15:49
  Speaker A: And that's crazy. And that's crazy that you said that, because that. That movie didn't even cross my mind when I. When I came up with it, when that. With that idea.
• 16:00
  Speaker B: Really?
• 16:01
  Speaker A: No, I. The Friday, the. Not Friday next. Friday when he worked at the record shop. Oh, okay, that's. That's the. That's. That's the character. And, and then from, uh, all about the Benjamins, that's the character that pops up in my head.
• 16:22
  Speaker C: Mm.
• 16:25
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 16:26
  Speaker A: Yeah, we outside, we outside. What's the next one?
• 16:29
  Speaker B: The next one, let me see. Hold on. After that is the one that takes credit for work they did not do.
• 16:43
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. Now see, look, I think that. No, I'm away, but yeah, let's roll with this one.
• 16:54
  Speaker B: Jada Pinkett.
• 16:56
  Speaker A: I hate that woman.
• 16:59
  Speaker B: But see, that's. That's why she got the face. I don't like her either.
• 17:02
  Speaker A: She got the face that says I take credit for everything.
• 17:05
  Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. It didn't take me long to figure out that one.
• 17:12
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you go. That's. That's the she top three most hated character. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 17:20
  Speaker B: She's crazy.
• 17:21
  Speaker A: Her and Amanda seals and what you call it? Lisa.
• 17:32
  Speaker B: Lisa.
• 17:33
  Speaker A: I can't think of this show right now. Insecure. Goddammit.
• 17:37
  Speaker B: Issa Rae.
• 17:38
  Speaker A: Issa Rae. I said Lisa. No, but that's the show I'm talking about is insecure.
• 17:43
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: What you call it? Character and insecure. I can't even figure her name anymore. Okay, let's move on. So you got. I got Wayne Brady. Oh yeah, I got Wayne Brady and the Wayne Brady that. Yeah, tv show. Tv show host Wayne Brady.
• 18:11
  Speaker B: Yeah, he looked like he definitely take credit for some shit he didn't do.
• 18:18
  Speaker A: Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup. What we got next?
• 18:22
  Speaker B: Next? We got building security.
• 18:26
  Speaker A: Now this. Now, how many security guards you got?
• 18:30
  Speaker B: I got just one.
• 18:31
  Speaker A: I got two. Okay, cuz they got. I gotta have. I gotta have the one who thinks he's over the other security guard.
• 18:41
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 18:42
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? I got. I got. It's like a pinky. A pinky and a brain pink. Damn. You know what I'm trying to say? God damn it. Yeah, I need something like that. You got one, though. Who's you?
• 18:54
  Speaker B: I got one. And when you hear my one, you're gonna see why it's only one.
• 18:59
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 19:01
  Speaker B: Ving Rhames, aka Melvin from baby boy.
• 19:05
  Speaker A: Oh my God. He know where to hide the guns, Brett. It's like butter. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 19:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's crazy.
• 19:18
  Speaker A: Definitely not doing pulp fiction though. You're not doing pulp fiction one, are you?
• 19:22
  Speaker B: No. Like Melvin baby boy.
• 19:25
  Speaker A: Melvin baby boy. I get it, I get it. I like that one. Yeah, you definitely only need. He the only one. He the pappy.
• 19:31
  Speaker B: Yeah. You don't need nobody else.
• 19:32
  Speaker A: He the pappy. All right, here we go. Office security. Shit, nigga, I got iced tea. I got ice tea. And then from the show Atlanta. Did you watch Atlanta? Yes, Tracy.
• 19:50
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 19:51
  Speaker A: Yeah. What?
• 19:53
  Speaker B: And ice tee's the one that thinks he's above.
• 19:55
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 19:56
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker A: Yes, yes. He's pinky. Yes. Ice T and Tracy, them two niggas, right? Cause they two opposite.
• 20:06
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker A: You know. Cause I'm thinking of Detective ice T, obviously. And then Tracy, man, you seen that episode when they went to the college, nigga.
• 20:17
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 20:18
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. When he socked that nigga. Yeah, that's a. Hey, my show is fire bread. I'm sorry.
• 20:29
  Speaker B: It is. It is. I love that show. Side note. I love that show.
• 20:34
  Speaker A: Yes. That shit. I'm gonna have to run that.
• 20:36
  Speaker B: The barbershop is the. The barber shop's the best episode ever.
• 20:39
  Speaker A: Oh, by far. Landslide. And we gotta start talking about. We gotta start talking about. Either we gonna do. We gotta do a Hall of Fame episodes.
• 20:51
  Speaker B: Oh, my. You get on my nerves. Cause I have that in my notes for a show for mine.
• 20:55
  Speaker A: There we go. This edible. Been in your notes, nigga? Hall of Fame episodes. You know, that's something. Oh, you. Oh, that's fire.
• 21:04
  Speaker B: Definitely.
• 21:04
  Speaker A: That's fine.
• 21:05
  Speaker B: Definitely.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: All right, what we on?
• 21:09
  Speaker B: We got office dumbass next. Just somebody. Somebody who's just stupid as hell, don't know nothing. Say some dumb shit all the time. Just.
• 21:21
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 21:22
  Speaker B: How'd you even make it in life, right?
• 21:24
  Speaker A: There we go. There we go. Damn. You gonna make a nigga quit.
• 21:30
  Speaker B: So I got thurgood from half baked.
• 21:34
  Speaker A: Really? Really?
• 21:35
  Speaker B: Thurgood from half baked? Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker A: That's nice. That's nice.
• 21:40
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 21:41
  Speaker A: Okay. Elaborate.
• 21:44
  Speaker B: I mean, well, one, no offense to weed heads out there, but this is a dumb weed head. And so.
• 21:52
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker B: You know, got dumbass ideas.
• 21:55
  Speaker A: He stay lifted.
• 21:57
  Speaker B: Yeah. Stay lifted. Dumbass ideas. That thing gonna get him on top and really get him in trouble. Yeah, man. Yeah. Just be doing dumb shit. So.
• 22:07
  Speaker A: I see it. I see it, man. Definitely. If he gotta be handling shit like taking. Delivering stuff or something like that. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm going with Marlon Wayans.
• 22:22
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 22:23
  Speaker A: Yeah. I'm going with Marlon Wayne. You know, he'll. He'll cook that role right there.
• 22:27
  Speaker B: Yeah, he'll cook.
• 22:28
  Speaker A: Because all I gotta do is pick the Wayne. The Wayne. Come on, man.
• 22:34
  Speaker B: The Wayne's brothers.
• 22:36
  Speaker A: But look. No, that's what I'm saying. I thought I think I wanted to add Shawn, too.
• 22:42
  Speaker C: Mm.
• 22:44
  Speaker A: But that have been too much. That'd be dope. Cause it's kind of like the, you know, the two security guard thing. You know what I mean? To have him and his brother. Cause, yeah, I mean, we've already seen that in their show, so that chemistry right there is just crazy. But I'm gonna stick with Marlon, though, on that one.
• 23:05
  Speaker B: Okay. I like that. I like that.
• 23:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker B: All right, next we got, um, the kiss ass.
• 23:20
  Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. We already know, like, I know some of y'all thinking Braxton. Nah, I didn't go there. I didn't go there. Where'd you go, though? Brick? Who you got?
• 23:31
  Speaker B: Blank, man.
• 23:32
  Speaker A: Oh, wow. Me and Marcy just talked about that. I thought. I'm thinking about being here for Halloween now.
• 23:40
  Speaker B: That would be funny as hell.
• 23:42
  Speaker A: That's a good one, though. He gotta have a costume on.
• 23:46
  Speaker B: J five. J five.
• 23:53
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's a good one, though. That's a good one. No, that's.
• 23:58
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's my kid's ass.
• 23:59
  Speaker A: That's fire. I went with kid from kid and play.
• 24:03
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 24:04
  Speaker A: Yeah. You know, class ass.
• 24:06
  Speaker B: I see that.
• 24:06
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I won't poind Dexter.
• 24:15
  Speaker B: In every office. Got an OG. Somebody that been there for years.
• 24:20
  Speaker A: Oh, man, it's my favorite right here.
• 24:22
  Speaker B: Somebody who'd been there for years. A vet in this thing.
• 24:27
  Speaker A: This is fire.
• 24:29
  Speaker B: I got Richard Pryor.
• 24:30
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. I did not. That didn't. I didn't see you going there. I did not see you going there.
• 24:38
  Speaker B: Where'd you see me going?
• 24:39
  Speaker A: I don't. Not there. I can't say I knew exactly where you was going, but I know, I know. I didn't think he was going there.
• 24:48
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 24:49
  Speaker A: Okay. You wanna elaborate on that one? That was a crowd shocker. We're over here. Shocked.
• 24:55
  Speaker B: I mean, somebody who just, you know, the old. Old people who just been there for so long, and I, uh. They got some smart ass shit to say.
• 25:05
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker B: About everything and everybody.
• 25:07
  Speaker A: I can see that.
• 25:08
  Speaker B: And ain't nobody gonna say nothing back to em because they old.
• 25:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. And he gonna bag on you like crazy.
• 25:17
  Speaker B: Yup.
• 25:19
  Speaker A: I like that one. I like that one. I went with bugging out slash gus, aka Giancarlo Espirito. That's an OG right there. Yeah, I like that og across the. And I'm talking about for the past couple of years, you know what I'm saying? Like, the gray hair, like, you gonna respect him.
• 25:54
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker A: Off top. And he not gonna be as he not gonna be as animated as. Who'd you pick again?
• 26:07
  Speaker B: Richard Pryor.
• 26:08
  Speaker A: Prior. Yeah. He's not gonna be as animated as Richard Pryor, but them jokes are still gonna be as potent. You don't. It's just a level of respect that. No, you gonna respect him like he's Gusdev. Because you'll know he'll set trip, like, bugging out.
• 26:23
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 26:24
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, that's what I went with.
• 26:27
  Speaker B: Okay. I like that one. Let me see, let me see. Next we'll go with the temp.
• 26:45
  Speaker A: I'm glad we're here. Oh, I'm glad we're here. Cause if you thought that curveball was something. Oh, nigga, the switch up is coming. What you got? Who?
• 27:07
  Speaker B: Jim Carrey.
• 27:08
  Speaker A: Oh, I didn't. It went, it went blank for a minute. You got Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey.
• 27:17
  Speaker B: Somebody who take everything so light. Kinda just whatever.
• 27:23
  Speaker A: He just don't care. Cause it's like, I'm gonna get another job anyway.
• 27:26
  Speaker B: Exactly.
• 27:27
  Speaker A: And he kinda like stealing money from y'all in a way.
• 27:30
  Speaker C: Mm.
• 27:31
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker B: Conniving.
• 27:32
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, he do so much to just keep getting paid. But he not too far off from, like, the office slacken. You know what I'm saying? So, yep. I like that one. I like that. Jim Carrey. That's all day legend. You know where I went?
• 27:49
  Speaker B: Where'd you go, alph? I get your diverse now.
• 27:56
  Speaker A: Yeah, I went with Alf. That nigga is going to be killing niggas from behind that desk.
• 28:02
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 28:03
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. The jokes that he is going to have. He's going to always piss off the supervisor. He's going to always piss off like the main boss. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, I went with alf.
• 28:19
  Speaker B: I like that one. Diverse ass. All right, let's see what we got. Like, three left. Cause now we gonna get to the boss.
• 28:35
  Speaker A: Yeah. So we got the boss left. We should have the supervisor, the district manager.
• 28:42
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 28:43
  Speaker A: And that's it. Right?
• 28:45
  Speaker B: That's it. Okay, so we're gonna do the boss. And this is the one that's in house all the time.
• 28:51
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 28:52
  Speaker B: Watching you clock in on time, making sure you ain't clock in a minute over.
• 28:57
  Speaker A: And you always go into the office, whether you complain and snitching, trying to take some time off somebody. You might be flirting with them all the time. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker B: I'm actually going with Tupac on this one.
• 29:10
  Speaker A: You went Poc.
• 29:12
  Speaker B: I went Pac on this one. And really, it's because of who I have for district manager.
• 29:17
  Speaker A: Okay, okay.
• 29:20
  Speaker B: But Tupac, right? One that a lot of people got a crush on.
• 29:25
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker B: Looking at, like, okay. You know, trying to get in nice with the boss and flirt and all that. And then you got. He's also, you know, I won't say he's gonna say some wild shit, but, you know, he's gonna have an attitude, like, just do your fucking job.
• 29:40
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You gonna get a little bit of that bishop from juice.
• 29:44
  Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:46
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker B: So that's where I went with my boss.
• 29:49
  Speaker A: Ay. That is. Yeah. We gotta talk about something. We gotta talk about something. I went with Harriet Winslow. Ah, yeah. You already know how that is.
• 30:02
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 30:02
  Speaker A: You know what I mean?
• 30:03
  Speaker B: I can see her face, clearing nostrils, quintin eyes.
• 30:08
  Speaker A: It's gonna be seven to eight seasons, and there's gonna be maybe less than three or four episodes where you actually see her smile. All the other times, she just look frustrated. Jeff's attitude, you know what it is? Miss Harriet Winslow, top five. So we got supervisor, and we got district manager left.
• 30:44
  Speaker B: Yep. Next we can go district manager. This is the one that pops in from time to time to check on the boss.
• 30:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker B: Go over numbers, let you know, you know, what you need to do in your office, what you need to change. And I'm going with Earth, the kid.
• 31:01
  Speaker A: Earth. That's a good one, that. Oh, my God.
• 31:08
  Speaker B: And, you know, with Tupac as the.
• 31:11
  Speaker A: Boss in the office, she gonna. Man, she gonna be nagging in his ear. Yeah, that's wild, Marcuse. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I went with Angela Bassett.
• 31:33
  Speaker B: Always a good choice.
• 31:34
  Speaker A: Yeah. Went with Angela Bassett. And if you notice, I got some. My women are in power right now.
• 31:41
  Speaker B: I see that.
• 31:42
  Speaker A: You know what I mean? So with Harriet Winslow and Angela Bassett, the relationship between those two is that they actually like cousins. You know what I'm saying? And so they got, like, they be talking about. They don't talk about work as much as they talk about they own a dysfunctional family.
• 32:03
  Speaker B: You know, it starts off as work, and it always leads into extra long.
• 32:07
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like, they bring.
• 32:09
  Speaker B: This meeting was supposed to be about my office. Instead, we've been sitting here talking about Mama for, like, five minutes.
• 32:14
  Speaker A: Yeah. They bring home to work.
• 32:18
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 32:19
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 32:20
  Speaker B: I see that.
• 32:21
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I got.
• 32:23
  Speaker B: Okay. And then the grand finale. The supervisor.
• 32:28
  Speaker A: The supervisor.
• 32:30
  Speaker B: The one you gotta sometimes travel to see in a far, far away place you don't see too often, but this.
• 32:38
  Speaker A: Is the supervisor is the. Is the. Forgive me, briffs. It's the house nigga. So it's kind of like the one who keeping everybody in order, but, like, still trying to suck up to the boss, you know what I'm saying? So that supervisor role could be tricky. But I'm a flip. I'm a flip. Mines, though. Go ahead.
• 33:10
  Speaker B: Okay. I got nutty professor.
• 33:16
  Speaker A: Nutty professor. The clumps.
• 33:22
  Speaker B: The clumps.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: That's a good one.
• 33:25
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's my supervisor.
• 33:28
  Speaker A: I could see that nigga in the break room right now. I could definitely see him in the break room with his lunch. That is crazy right there.
• 33:37
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 33:38
  Speaker A: All right, all right. So this one. Grand finale. I went with this one because I put all those women in position of power, didn't I?
• 33:48
  Speaker B: Mm hmm. You sure did.
• 33:51
  Speaker A: And it's a lot of women. It's a lot of women's in that building.
• 33:56
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 33:59
  Speaker A: We've seen this before in so many tv shows where there's a guy that gets, I'm going to say it, harassed at work, right?
• 34:14
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 34:16
  Speaker A: My supervisor is Morris Chestnut.
• 34:19
  Speaker B: Oh, I love that.
• 34:21
  Speaker A: Yeah. They are bothering him.
• 34:24
  Speaker B: I'm sure they are. I'd be bothering his finest.
• 34:27
  Speaker A: So let's get. Let's get to it. Raquel Thomas. Okay. Raquel Thomas. And Jessica Rabbit is beefing in the office, and Raquel stayed trying to get Morris Chestnut.
• 34:43
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 34:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's funny. See? And my show is called the coworkers.
• 34:53
  Speaker C: Mm.
• 34:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I don't know what type of, you know, I don't know what this show is, but it's definitely gotta be in retail.
• 35:04
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 35:05
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying?
• 35:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. I'm gonna call my show same shit, different day.
• 35:10
  Speaker A: Same shit, different day, nigga. A and you wanna know the most important part of these tv shows? You gotta have some theme music. And I'm going to. I'm going to one of them motherfucking coked up producers in the eighties. Cause I need my theme song from the. I want my shit to come on like that, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like, man, come on.
• 35:45
  Speaker B: Taxi.
• 35:46
  Speaker A: I want my shit to come on like taxi.
• 35:49
  Speaker B: Nah, I want my shit to be like New York undercover.
• 35:53
  Speaker A: Oh, okay. I see where you go with that. Yeah, like that shit that, man. Hey, when that. Come on, niggas, lock in.
• 36:04
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 36:06
  Speaker B: Stop what you're doing.
• 36:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's it. You gotta have a thing. You gotta have a theme music. All right, let's. Let's see how. Let's see if I can, if I can get you on your toes real quick, put you on the spot.
• 36:21
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 36:22
  Speaker A: So again, I want to do the episode about hall of Fame episodes. There's so many, because there's so many tv shows. I feel like we're going to have to do ten.
• 36:34
  Speaker B: Yeah, definitely.
• 36:36
  Speaker A: Yeah. But I'm going to get y'all a little, this is a little inside. This is a little peep, a little world premiere. I think you need to give me your best episode, like, the title of it and what. And if you and it, look, if you fire enough, you gonna tell me what happened in the episode?
• 37:02
  Speaker B: I gotta give you my number one pick.
• 37:04
  Speaker A: Yes. That episode, you know, Martin got one. Everybody knows that. The best Martin episode. I'm gonna say it right now. If anybody wanna slap box with me, there's not an episode better than him bringing that mother fucking Rockwall out. You not about to play no games. Okay. And it wasn't even supposed to be a part of the set.
• 37:25
  Speaker B: It wasn't. That's what makes that so.
• 37:29
  Speaker A: That is you talking about so many n that broke out of character. What nigga? Jamie Foxx show got a couple of them.
• 37:39
  Speaker B: Mm hmm.
• 37:39
  Speaker A: He got a couple of them.
• 37:41
  Speaker B: You know what's crazy? A couple months ago, I sat through, not in one day, but, like, within the same week. I went from the beginning of the series to the end. Cause I couldn't remember. I could not tell you what happened in Jamie Foxx, like, they tell you certain episodes, but I couldn't tell you, like, the storyline, what these characters went through, what they did, how he and fancy got to. I couldn't tell you that.
• 38:10
  Speaker A: No, I can. I can. I remember he started off, he was a youngster or whatever, and then he always went after fancy, et cetera, et cetera. Eventually. Yeah, I knew that eventually they got together. And remember he got the jig, the jingles job.
• 38:29
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker A: Where he was coming up with jingles and stuff like that. So.
• 38:35
  Speaker B: Yeah, and I remember all that. What I couldn't remember was, like. Cause I know fancy had dated other men, like, and how it got to be where they finally got together. You know, I couldn't remember all that stuff. So I was like, let me go.
• 38:48
  Speaker A: Ahead and see that now. That's a question right there. What do you think? Is Jamie Foxx the Jamie Foxx show? And I niggas gonna argue about this. The best. The best Jamie Foxx episode?
• 39:01
  Speaker B: Mm.
• 39:06
  Speaker A: I'm gonna say the bank robbery.
• 39:09
  Speaker B: Oh, that is a good one.
• 39:10
  Speaker A: Yeah. I'm gonna say the bank robbery is the best one.
• 39:15
  Speaker B: I don't know if I could pick a best one. Cause nothing, like, there's good ones, but nothing's standing out to be grabbed.
• 39:22
  Speaker A: No, that's what I'm saying. As much as a classic that it is, it really didn't have no classic episodes like that.
• 39:31
  Speaker B: No.
• 39:32
  Speaker A: The west side connection one.
• 39:33
  Speaker B: I was about to say that might be my favorite one. Yeah, they came to the hotel. They were performing, and then they tore down that wall. So they made a suite of their own. Big enough for the party.
• 39:47
  Speaker A: Yeah. When uncle. When his boys came into town and one of his best friends was trying to holl at the wife or whatever, that one I could Mandez. It was a lot of them. It was a lot of them. Yeah, the quote unquote serial killer. He was, like, the producer or something like that. Like, make it. He was. He was making a movie at the hotel, and they, you know, he was acting, like, weird and shit like that, so they thought he was, like, the real killer. Yeah. But I don't know. I think. I think Martin got the most memorable episodes of all time, though.
• 40:32
  Speaker B: I mean, one of my favorites from Martin.
• 40:38
  Speaker A: Is the DMV up there. The DMV episode up there for me, too.
• 40:43
  Speaker B: DMV is up there.
• 40:46
  Speaker A: The vacation with that rat. Whatever that was.
• 40:49
  Speaker B: Whatever that thing was.
• 40:51
  Speaker A: Yo, when I tell you, I cried. I cried laughing at that dog.
• 41:01
  Speaker B: So, two that I like a lot that stand out to me. One is when he keeps dreaming about Pam.
• 41:10
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the shit fall.
• 41:14
  Speaker B: Yeah. And then finally at the end, like, the piano fall on her.
• 41:17
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker B: Oh, the car.
• 41:23
  Speaker A: The car.
• 41:24
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 41:26
  Speaker A: They all shared the cart fire. Oh, my God, the cult.
• 41:35
  Speaker B: The what?
• 41:38
  Speaker A: Remember he joined that cult?
• 41:41
  Speaker B: Oh, like, after he wasn't ready to get married.
• 41:45
  Speaker A: Yeah. When I went to go look for him, you know.
• 41:48
  Speaker B: You know, it's funny. I don't like those episodes. Well, I mean, not saying they're not funny, right. I have this thing with any show where a couple takes a break, and it's like they get all. You know, when you watch it and you get pissed. Cause it's like, come on, you still love this person. You love this person. Like, just. Why is this so hard? Why are you hard hitting? I get upset, and so I just, like. I'm not watching that shit. I don't do the we're on a break type episode. I can't do it.
• 42:20
  Speaker A: But they had to bring the drama. They had to bring the drama into it, though.
• 42:23
  Speaker B: Oh, I know, but I just. I'll skip a couple, like, once. Cause what happened was. And that's just funny, too. He made a video, and they were playing it. Cause he had a message for Gina. And then Cole's dumbass recorded over the rest of the message, so she had no idea what else he said.
• 42:46
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker B: But, yeah, then anything after that, I'm.
• 42:51
  Speaker A: Like, well, they was just throwing shit on the wall and see if it would stick after that.
• 42:55
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker A: Cause it was too much. It was too much. Like, you know, behind the scenes shit that was going on.
• 43:02
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 43:03
  Speaker A: So, you know, at that point, like, it had run its course. Like. Cause you gotta figure, like, where do you go from there? Like, when we talk about a different world, like, where do you go when they get married and stuff like that? And then all of a sudden, he gotta go to another country.
• 43:19
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 43:20
  Speaker A: Like, how do you build off of that? So eventually that pain gonna dry. And then with Martin is like, besides the comedy, everybody was just waiting for this nigga to get married.
• 43:32
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 43:33
  Speaker A: You know what I mean? So what is, like, as a kid, I'm not thinking enough. I'm not thinking of what's beyond what we've already seen. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't. You never think it comes to an end. And then when you find out, the backstory is like, damn.
• 43:51
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 43:53
  Speaker A: So classic show. Classic show.
• 43:56
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 43:57
  Speaker B: Right? Like, I don't know if I could give you my number one pick overall for out of, like, all the shows where I'd pick some top episodes. I don't know if I can give you my number, but I can't tell you.
• 44:07
  Speaker A: No, no, no. What I meant by that, going back to the actual episode, is. No, I'm saying you creating your head, your favorite episode for the roster that you created. Like, you're gonna give me. Like, what is that episode? What would that episode be about, and why would that be considered your best episode? And who would be. Who would be involved in that episode?
• 44:33
  Speaker B: I don't. Did I take an edible? I don't think I understand what you're saying.
• 44:37
  Speaker A: All right, so, look, I'm gonna give you an example. My show is called the coworkers. I just gave you my whole roster and who I picked and why I picked. Now I'm about to create.
• 44:48
  Speaker B: Oh, okay. With my characters.
• 44:50
  Speaker A: Yeah. Now I'm about to create an episode that's a classic, like the Martin one with the dog and stuff like that. So you pick the characters you pick the characters that are gonna be a part of the episode, and you're gonna tell me why. It's a classic.
• 45:04
  Speaker B: Got you. Okay. Look at me. Overthinking ass. All right, it's gonna be. Let's see. We gonna call it. I'm looking at my characters here again real quick.
• 45:26
  Speaker C: Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
• 45:36
  Speaker B: Oh, we gonna call it. Sugar is sweet.
• 45:38
  Speaker A: Sugar is sweet. I already know this is nasty. Go ahead and entertain me.
• 45:47
  Speaker B: And we gonna have. Cause remember Auntie Suga, the office ho?
• 45:55
  Speaker A: And she be having lollipops.
• 45:57
  Speaker B: Yup. Every damn time you see her.
• 46:01
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker B: Like, bitch, how many you got?
• 46:04
  Speaker A: Her cleavage is crazy.
• 46:06
  Speaker B: So crazy.
• 46:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker B: And it's gonna be that. It's gonna be about Auntie Suga and who else I got up in here. And we're gon have Eartha KiTT, the district manager, up in the building for that episode. And, oh, let's bring in building security. Let's bring in Melvin.
• 46:36
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 46:38
  Speaker B: Okay. And he be getting love notes from Auntie Cookie. Oh, wait, Auntie Sugar, right?
• 46:48
  Speaker A: They gonna start something.
• 46:49
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 46:50
  Speaker B: You know, she walk in past the building security desk, slide him a little note, slide him a little. Look, you know, say something. But he's not paying her any mind. Right? Cause what it is, is he's kind of got a thing for Eartha KiTT when she. When she becoming in the building. And it's not every day. Cause district manager, that's a, you know, a couple times a month, whatever. But he really likes her and how she carries herself and everything. But what? This one day, though, Auntie Suga, like, is just doing the most. Right? But he don't see that she's, you know, bringing him some. Some leftovers, you know, feeding him, making sure he's, you know, full gumbo.
• 47:41
  Speaker A: Gumbo.
• 47:41
  Speaker B: Yep. Gumbo. Some lasagna, you know, whatever. I bake this pie, bringing him food.
• 47:49
  Speaker A: Garlic bread, cheese toast.
• 47:51
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 47:52
  Speaker B: And then she just happened to be wearing something he ain't never seen her.
• 47:55
  Speaker A: In before, showing the courage.
• 47:58
  Speaker B: Yep, yep. And they get caught in the closet.
• 48:03
  Speaker A: Oh, Melvin picked her up.
• 48:06
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 48:08
  Speaker B: Sugar is sweet.
• 48:09
  Speaker A: Mm. And he is disregarding his diabetes.
• 48:15
  Speaker B: And they get caught in the closet by.
• 48:20
  Speaker C: Hmm.
• 48:23
  Speaker B: Blank, man.
• 48:25
  Speaker A: Damn. Damn. So, you know, he gonna snitch you.
• 48:28
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 48:28
  Speaker A: Or no, no, no. He gonna blackmail him.
• 48:31
  Speaker B: Uh.
• 48:31
  Speaker C: Uh huh.
• 48:31
  Speaker A: He gonna blackmail him for something.
• 48:33
  Speaker B: Yep, yep. So every time after they got caught, every time, you know, be that offensive.
• 48:40
  Speaker A: If you win a. What is it? An Emmy. If you win an Emmy, I gotta come up on stage with you. I gave, I wrote, I co wrote. Yeah, I co wrote that one.
• 48:52
  Speaker B: You set me up. You set me up for that layup.
• 48:55
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that one. I like that one. Well, you know, Greg, you might know something about this, because you watched a lot of shows that had a lot of seasons attached to them, right?
• 49:07
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 49:08
  Speaker A: And, you know, in the tv series industry, when you kill out a character, you gotta write them out. You know, it's how you send them out. And depending on what type of show it is, it's very, it's like almost like a funeral. You wanna know? Like, just to let you know, my show is, my show filter is like Saturday Night Live. You see what I'm saying? So I'm gonna have a plethora of seasons and Alf as the temp. This is going to be, this is going to be the joke of the whole temp position because I'm going to have, I'm going to have, this show is going to be like 25 seasons, and we're going to kill him off the 24th season.
• 50:01
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 50:02
  Speaker A: And the way we're going to kill him off is he finally gets fired. He finally gets fired and has, or either he gets fired, or he, or they offer him, some other company offers him a job or a dream job. And now he's going to decide if he wants to either stay cause he's been there for 24 years, or he's going to leave. And he decides to leave because that's his, it's basically like him retiring, but, you know, but it's a dream job. And that last episode, they just keep showing, you know, keep going back in the day of different seasons and stuff like that. Him interacting with these different characters, and he walks away with his box, and he's walking past every single character from every season to the elevator.
• 51:04
  Speaker B: Look at you with the artistry, the imagery and shit.
• 51:07
  Speaker A: That's fire. I'm crying. And it's, ow.
• 51:11
  Speaker B: And it's Alf, yo.
• 51:13
  Speaker A: Ow, man. That's a tearjerker right there. That's a tearjerker right there for sure.
• 51:19
  Speaker B: Wow. I like that.
• 51:22
  Speaker A: I like that. That was good. This was a classic.
• 51:25
  Speaker B: Always a classic.
• 51:26
  Speaker A: It was a classic. Oh, I must warn you.
• 51:30
  Speaker B: Oh, wait, what's the name of your show? Your episode?
• 51:34
  Speaker A: The coworkers. Okay, yeah, the coworkers.
• 51:41
  Speaker B: No, that's the name of your show, right?
• 51:42
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker B: No, I meant that episode. What are you calling that episode?
• 51:46
  Speaker A: Oh, that episode fired.
• 51:52
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 51:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm calling it fired. That was sweet. Yeah. But, you know, what? Okay, here's the thing. They offered him the job, but there's a emotional moment where he tells the district, the boss, the supervisor, I don't want to accept the job without you firing me. Boom. So they fire him on his, on his behalf. Like that was his request that you fired me. And then he goes off, retires. Boom. And then after that, it's the last season. Wow, that's fire.
• 52:38
  Speaker B: That is.
• 52:40
  Speaker A: Damn, I almost really want to see that now. Yeah, we got another classic.
• 52:48
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 52:48
  Speaker A: But what I wanted to tell you is this week's episode. I don't know. I might. I don't know. I'm gonna make the decision by Tuesday if I wanna drop this or if I'm going to drop the series that I'm doing. That's crazy. Cause I'm doing the series and it's about the Northridge days.
• 53:11
  Speaker C: Mmmdhdemdev?
• 53:14
  Speaker B: Classified. Are you playing some of the things from Northridge or.
• 53:21
  Speaker A: Yo, so that's what I wanted to tell you. I think I forgot to play some of those clips. So. But here's the thing. I think I even mentioned it at the end of the episode because I just totally forgot to slip my mind. But the idea came from that. So that's why I put it as a series instead of a one off episode. Because eventually I want to dabi gotta get on here and say something. I might end up getting j o on here.
• 53:51
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 53:52
  Speaker A: I do call him out on the episode. Now.
• 53:54
  Speaker B: I. Oh, shit.
• 53:55
  Speaker A: Now I can't confirm nor deny if I said your name.
• 53:59
  Speaker B: No, I don't care. I was around during Northridge days, so.
• 54:03
  Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I can't confirm if I did or not. I just don't remember. So this episode is battling with that episode right now for this week's spot. And we're not gonna tell them which week this is.
• 54:15
  Speaker B: If this don't win. I'm all right because I know Northridge. Shit, I can't wait for that one.
• 54:23
  Speaker A: Yeah, and like I said, this is, this wasn't just one story. This was. Oh my God. What is it called? Anthropology. Anthropology. What is that she called?
• 54:38
  Speaker B: Bailey, just stop.
• 54:40
  Speaker A: You know what I'm talking about. Where they just have different episodes. None of them go together. Like black mirror.
• 54:47
  Speaker B: Black mirror. Hell, if you really want to be real, some of Atlanta don't even go together.
• 54:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, for real.
• 54:56
  Speaker B: For real.
• 54:57
  Speaker A: Hey, when her at, hey, when they got pulled over, one nigga, she had been drinking.
• 55:07
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 55:08
  Speaker A: Yo, Atlanta was fired up. You know what popped I'm gonna get back into family matters.
• 55:18
  Speaker B: See, and I watched family matters when I was younger, and I liked it, but it wasn't, like, my top pick.
• 55:25
  Speaker A: It ain't hit. It didn't hit for you?
• 55:27
  Speaker B: It. I watched it, but it was not my top. Like, man, I gotta see family Madison. No, no.
• 55:39
  Speaker A: It was a fire, fire theme song, though.
• 55:42
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 55:43
  Speaker A: For sure. I think Marcy. If I can speak for Marcy's, I think her all time is either. What's the shit with the nurses? Great scrubs. Oh, scrubs. Scrubs. Golden girls. And I forgot the golden girls. Yeah, I forgot the other one. Scrubs, golden girls. And there was another one I can't think of right now. Oh, full house.
• 56:12
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 56:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. If I. If I can speak for her, I'm gonna let her hear this and see if that's accurate.
• 56:19
  Speaker B: You know, mine's, uh. One of my top is living single fire.
• 56:25
  Speaker A: I love it. Love it.
• 56:26
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 56:27
  Speaker A: I low key that had a crush on Khadija, too. Like, the whole line of fire to me, you know, I'm saying, oh, it is.
• 56:37
  Speaker B: And that's why friends bit off of living.
• 56:42
  Speaker A: And they will. They will go to the grave saying they didn't. They will go to the. You could tell the difference. Like, it's really, like, friends is like the tuna. Tuna rap at Trader Joe's.
• 56:54
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 56:55
  Speaker A: That's what it is.
• 56:58
  Speaker B: Living single came first, and then they copied all that shit. You got three. Well, not. It wasn't really three lineup like that, but you had the friends and the guy friends and living in the same building and some of them dating each other.
• 57:13
  Speaker A: You know what it is? And we had. Ours just had more flavor.
• 57:17
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker A: It just had more flavor.
• 57:18
  Speaker B: Pun intended. Cause her magazine was flavored.
• 57:21
  Speaker A: Hey, let me ask you a question.
• 57:23
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 57:25
  Speaker A: Seinfeld. Now, the reason why I bring that up, the question is, what is one show that is, like, crazy popular but you never really got into. I'm gonna answer that. For me, it was Seinfeld, and I wish I would have got into it like that.
• 57:42
  Speaker B: Honestly. It probably is Seinfeld for me, too. I know my mom used to watch Seinfeld, and so I remember seeing bits and pieces of episodes.
• 57:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, my brother.
• 57:53
  Speaker B: But I did.
• 57:54
  Speaker A: My younger brother actually watched that shit. I love it. And it has such a cult classic. And I have watched episodes here and there, but I never got into the storyline. None of that.
• 58:06
  Speaker B: No, I do remember some things from the episodes, and it was, like, funny. I just never thought, I don't know. This was so long ago, I could feel different. But I never thought Seinfeld was really funny. And maybe it's because I was younger.
• 58:23
  Speaker A: Yeah, but, like, I think that. I think Larry David. I think that's what it is. I think that type of humor, not even that type. I would just say the deliverance. Like, they didn't deliver the, the jokes how I like it, I guess. Yeah, but I did like the characters, though.
• 58:43
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, I loved. I mean. Cause you got Krazy Kramer across the hall, and then, you know, all your friends, like, their dating lives just suck.
• 58:57
  Speaker A: And sarcadism was phenomenal in that. It is.
• 59:00
  Speaker B: Yeah, but, like, I just didn't get into it now. And it's funny because you talk about the kind of humor it is. Larry David was a writer on the show, but I love curb your enthusiasm.
• 59:13
  Speaker A: And see, I never, and I never really got into that either. And I know that's a problem.
• 59:17
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. No, I love curb your enthusiasm. That shit is so funny because he's such an asshole. But honestly, some of his reasonings, though, I'm like, eh, he's cute. He's kind of right.
• 59:29
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker B: But no, I like watching that one. It's just funny because he's a writer on Seinfeld, and Seinfeld was just one I didn't get into. And it's got similar humor.
• 59:42
  Speaker A: And the jokes, trust me, I get them. It's just, they just don't hit like that. But it's like, I want, it's like a group that is like a cult. You know what I'm saying? Like, you, if you watch Seinfeld, is Seinfeld fans and Tesla drivers. Like, that's, that's what. That's how different niggas is. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, and I'm a Tesla driver. But I didn't watch. I did. I didn't watch Seinfeld like that. Let me ask you. I'm gonna put you on the spot. Just say. Just pick one or the other. Eighties theme music, nineties theme music. Which one was the best?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker B: Nineties?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker A: Whoa, slow down, bucko. I ain't gonna even lie to you. We might be on, like, I could. I have to respect it, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker B: Like, think about it, right? Think about it, though. Just on off top, right? Living single.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker B: In living color.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker A: Banger Martin banger.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker B: Jamie.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker A: Jamie Foxx that went here. Wayne even.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker B: Well, granted, like, it was, you know, somebody's song, but even like, wayne's brothers.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker B: They had tribe called Quest. Like I'm going with the nineties.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker A: I know, I know, I know, I know. I don't know. Two, two, seven. The wonder years. The wonder years. Full house, different world. Cosby show. You better stop playing.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker B: I know, but you know what?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker A: Married with children. The golden girls. Nigga, what?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, night rider. It was trash. I'm not saying it was trash, but if I'm ones that get stuck in my head, that I will be singing without even seeing the show.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker A: What's that?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker B: It'll be a nineties one.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker A: DuckTales 18 reading motherfucking rainbow.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker B: I think I'm still going with nineties.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker A: All right, look, hey, we just gonna have to. The only re. And I can't play the music now. Shout out. To be honest, he'll kill me because our show's going on YouTube now, so I can't. You know, maybe I. There's a way that I can do it and get away with it, but I can't do. I haven't figured it out. But if we do that. If we do that episode right there, versus nineties theme music.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker B: Check this out, too. Cause I'm gonna. You mentioned a few other ones, but look, we got saved by the bell. Fresh Prince of Bel Air in the nineties.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker A: See you swinging back, and I'm gonna throw cheers at you, Roseanne. Nigga, what? Family ties? Who's the boss?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker B: We got all that roundhouse.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker A: You went all that, huh? You went all that.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker B: Oh, don't forget, salute your shorts now.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker A: I like it. I like it. Shout out to 227, though. Yeah, shout out to the love connection, nigga.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Could you imagine having shows like that on right now?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker A: And we used to watch those, like, as a kid. I'm watching, but why? Cause I want to see these three women pick the. You know, he picked out of the three women. She picked out of the three men. Do you got celebrities on there? I. Oh, man. It was a lot going on, man.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker B: See, I like lemon color. Doing their love connection skit. Okay, you remember that? They had Keenan ivory. Wayne's was Mike Tyson. It's little Chris. Oh, come on. And then they faked. Who do they have? Kim Coles is Robin Gibbons or something.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker A: Yeah. Hey. Hey, my nigga. I'm gonna go get MacGyver. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna go get mad. Like, I'm gonna get that nosy ass motherfucking murder she wrote. Oh, my God. PTSD.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker A: Yeah, we had some bangers, dog. I'm sorry.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker B: And you can claim a different world. Cause it started in the eighties.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker A: It did. It did. I'm tell you right now, I'm coming out swinging. It's going to be a different world, okay. It's going to be a different world up there, and it's going to be the golden girls. Yeah. I'm not playing out the gate.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker B: I don't know, man.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker A: You better go get Martin. You better go get what you got, Moesha.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker B: I'm trying to think. What else?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker A: New York undercover.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker C: Mm hmm.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker B: Kenan and kale. Hang on, mister Cooper.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker A: Hanging with Mister Cooper. Fire.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker B: Fire. See, we got some, too.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker A: Fire. Yeah. Well, I mean, we shall continue this. All right. Shout out. This was a great idea. I had fun with this one.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker B: Yeah, this is a good one.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker A: We gonna have to get back to it. So remember, we got to do. We gotta do the top ten all time hall of fame. Hall of fame episodes.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker A: So I'm with that. Yeah, we gonna do that. We gonna do that. Brit, tell them where they could find you and your show and stuff like that. And you did.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker B: The show. You can find wherever you listen to your podcast. I can talk about this all day, and you can find me on Twitter. Brittie. Brittie. 18 br ittybritty one eight.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker A: Yay. Okay, bye.