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Vegas Baby, Vegas | Son of a Boy Dad #172 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: are I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you
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  Speaker 1: the hockey game Ark, so I know you guys. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me, A
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  Speaker 4: No, Tommy's good, but I feel like if Tommy's better
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  Speaker 4: when it's me and you, because I feel like I
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  Speaker 4: had to be too nice to Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you can't bully him if it's just you and him.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. Yeah, I can't just be a dick one
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  Speaker 4: on one.
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  Speaker 1: You bullying him just right to his face. Would It
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  Speaker 1: would be so uncomfortable and probably actually mean deep down.
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  Speaker 1: I know, dude, I almost lost my life on the
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  Speaker 1: way over here.
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  Speaker 4: That picture that you sent me was fucking insane. That
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  Speaker 4: looks like something out of a fucking Wild West movie.
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  Speaker 1: It felt like we were in final destination, dude. We
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  Speaker 1: were driving from the Las Vegas Strip I'm in Las
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  Speaker 1: Vegas for the Super Bowl to the house which is
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  Speaker 1: like two and a half hours away, and we're in
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  Speaker 1: the car just like driving along the highway. JEFFD. Lowe's
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  Speaker 1: driving and he's on a conference call with PFT. And
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  Speaker 1: then a fucking tumbleweed that is literally the height and
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  Speaker 1: width of the car that we were in. I'll show
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  Speaker 1: the photo. It came fucking tumbling at us, and we
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  Speaker 1: were boxed in by other cars, like someone swerved it
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  Speaker 1: on the right and on the left. There were two
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  Speaker 1: cars like right next to us. We couldn't swerve anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And I just have no idea what the consistency of
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  Speaker 1: a tumbleweed is. So everybody in the car like brace
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  Speaker 1: for him.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't I'll show the photo because it makes sense.
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  Speaker 7: Where'shot. I don't think it's gonna adjust. Adjust the you'r
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  Speaker 7: lens left and right. I think, yeah, keep going the
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  Speaker 7: other way. Fuck, you can't see ship. Maybe we could
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  Speaker 7: fucking superimpose it.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I really thought that was gonna work. I was pumped,
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  Speaker 4: So I was pumped to actually be able to put
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  Speaker 4: something up to the camera and hab it focus. But
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  Speaker 4: it did not work at all. And now I'm focused, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yours will probably actually work. Let me try to dude it, Dude,
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  Speaker 4: I thought I didn't even like I thought I was
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to google what a tumbleweed was. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: can sort of see it. Oh yeah, now you can
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  Speaker 4: see it. Yeah, I mean, dude, that's I would have.
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  Speaker 1: Br Most of it in that picture is underneath the car,
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  Speaker 1: so like when I took it out, and tumbleweeds are
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  Speaker 1: fully like they're just rosebush thorns. Like it was so
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  Speaker 1: quickly pulling it out. But you we we were going
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  Speaker 1: to just drive with it, but then we like smelled
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  Speaker 1: a burning sensation. It was like we we like screamed.
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  Speaker 4: When Yeah, I'm not surprised who else was in the car.
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  Speaker 4: It was you and just you and d Low.
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  Speaker 1: Me, d Lo and Liam was in the back seat.
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  Speaker 1: And Dude, I like literally like he like stiff in
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  Speaker 1: his arms on the steering wheel, like I like literally
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  Speaker 1: embraced my core like someone was about the punchy and
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  Speaker 1: then it hit. I was like.
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  Speaker 2: It.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's honestly, the best move is probably
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  Speaker 4: to just power through it like you guys did, rather
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  Speaker 4: than like trying to swerve out of the way and
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  Speaker 4: causing like a ten car pile up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's got to be some people's reaction
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  Speaker 1: to a tumbleweed trying to swerve and fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude, I mean the size of that It's literally
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  Speaker 4: the size of the car it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was so tall and it was coming. It really
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  Speaker 1: felt like some final destination. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't live in Vegas, like you probably are,
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  Speaker 4: you probably see that and you think you're gonna die.
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  Speaker 4: Like I bet if you live in Vegas, you probably
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  Speaker 4: get that all the time, though you're probably just mowing
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  Speaker 4: through those things.
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  Speaker 1: I think Jeff Low says he comes out to Vegas
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  Speaker 1: all the time, though, and he's never encountered a tumbleweed before.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine imagine dying by tumbleweed. Imagine. Yeah, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: would be miserable. He was on a call with PFT,
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  Speaker 1: Like if PFT heard us die, heard us like scream
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  Speaker 1: dying in the car the Grizzly Man tapes, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: would be like the fucking flight logs from fucking flight night.
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  Speaker 1: He did, you guys get the black box from Jeff's Kia, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then it would just be fucking whoever did the conference call,
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  Speaker 4: It would just be the recording session has ended that
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  Speaker 4: she would be going straight onto Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: We'd be getting flamed so badly. He still die from
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  Speaker 1: from tumbleweed. It died. That's how I wanted to go though.
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  Speaker 1: I want my fucking death to be wedged between Toby
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  Speaker 1: Keith and fucking Drake's cock. Oh dude, that's a good
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  Speaker 1: way to go.
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  Speaker 4: But honestly, I feel bad for Toby Keith because like
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  Speaker 4: he's not getting any love because it's all just Drake's cock.
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  Speaker 4: That's the only thing people care about right now. That's
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  Speaker 4: all I care about, at least. I woke up this
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  Speaker 4: morning and I was like, it's I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: Woke up with just it. I woke up with it
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  Speaker 4: on my mind.
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  Speaker 1: It's everywhere. Honestly, Toby Keith's only option is to posthumously
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  Speaker 1: get his like his family should leak that dick. They should,
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  Speaker 1: They should leak his dick, and they should like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: like pump it with embalming fluid or some ship you
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  Speaker 1: get it, like posthumously fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Massive, hard as a rock.
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  Speaker 1: If I want that in my will that if I
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  Speaker 1: die in the same week that a celebrities fucking wrench
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  Speaker 1: is leaked, you need to put out like artificially use
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: the extent of ai AI my fucking dick, AI my
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  Speaker 1: dick to be the size of a fucking pool noodle. Yeah, blessed.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, I've never that dick was big, and
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: it was also like still mostly flaccid, like he that
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  Speaker 4: wasn't even like. I don't think I think the video
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  Speaker 4: makes it more weird because I think it was genuinely
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: just him like playing with his dick, being like like
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  Speaker 4: having a good time. Like, I don't think that was
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  Speaker 4: like a sexual video at all. Yeah, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 4: he was like, look, how fucking funny this is my
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  Speaker 4: massive dick swinging around.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if we saw his dick outside
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  Speaker 1: of a used card dealership. Oh yeah, a wacky way,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it looks like. Yeah, like the wind taking
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: it in fucking different directions. It was insane. But some
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: people are saying that it wasn't him though.
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: I could see that, but I thought he he played
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: it off. I saw that that fucking twitch streamer that
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: Aiden Ross dude was like texting him about it. But
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: I guess I could have easily also been fake.
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  Speaker 1: Well how did he play it off? I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: the text.
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  Speaker 4: He said that he was going to use Aiden Ross
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: talking about his dick to start off an album.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like the the betting, if anything,
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: is a giveaway that it's him, that that luxurious betting
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: that he had.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I thought someone said that that was on
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  Speaker 4: his jet.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which makes it even cooler.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, wonder he couldn't get hard the air pressure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, honestly, dude, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I don't really think. Is there any downside to
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  Speaker 4: having like nudes leaked if you have a dick like that, Like,
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: no one's ever like, no, no one saw that and
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: like thought less of Drake?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Did you see Adam Friedland's sweet about it? Though? No,
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  Speaker 1: what did he say? He was like most women don't
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: want to dick that big.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: And oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's what they say.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows that's not true, especially if it's from Drizzy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Drake could have had a five inch dick and
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: people would have been like, that's a good dick, it's
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: a great dick.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: No, if Drake had a five people would be like,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: all right, you have. People would justify it to make
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: it seem like their life was as good as Drake.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: They'd be like sure, he has fucking jets, fucking any
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: woman in the world. He wants endless number one albums,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: but like he's gotta he's got a fucking.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: He's just a normal sized penis.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: That'd be almost more of a flex if he just
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: had a normal sized penis and was just like, see
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: what I've done with with I picked myself up by
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: my bootstraps, and yeah, made it to the top with
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  Speaker 1: a normal five.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it would be it would definitely be weird
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  Speaker 4: if I guess it would be. It wouldn't make sense
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  Speaker 4: if he had a five inch stick, Like it makes
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: sense that he has a ten inch penis, Like that's
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  Speaker 4: not That wasn't surprising at all to me, Like people
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: were like blown away. Also, he's a pretty big guy,
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  Speaker 4: isn't he, Like he's what he's like six'.
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  Speaker 1: Five, no he's not.
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  Speaker 4: CUSY i always imagined it to.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Be, yeah on your. Imagination Maybe i'm just going Off dick's.
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  Speaker 1: SIZE i just assumed he was six' five strap plates
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  Speaker 1: a ten inch stick fucking extrapolate that for the rest
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: of the way he's. Got it how tall is he
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: he's probably six to two, six two six, to two
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: but a beefy six. To, two yeah it probably. HASN'T
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: been i looked. AT it i mean six, feet no
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: but he's taller than six.
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  Speaker 4: Feet no that means he's probably like five.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: To, Eleven bro i've.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: Met him, OH shit i forgot.
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  Speaker 1: MY bad i met HIM and i was wearing boots
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: that made, me taller and he was still the. Steel
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: toes you have the steel. TOES on i was Wearing
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: some kmart boots that were twenty DOLLARS that i wore
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: for like eight, years straight but they gave me like
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: two and a, half inches so i'd be in battle
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: RAPS like i was, on stilts just towering. Over people
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: it's such a fucking Rich flex And and Drizzy, was
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: drizzy you were like same height. As, him yeah he's
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: definitely at least six. To.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: Two dude it's not very common that celebrities height is
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: lower On the internet than it is in. Real life like,
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: it says day if is like six' one if you look.
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  Speaker 1: At up but they've Created. The, internet yeah they've Invented.
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  Speaker 1: The INTERNET so i don't know what the fuck you're, talking,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: about bro. He Did if drizzy had Invented, the internet
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: maybe he could. Edit, Everything dude i've Been h i've
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: been Wasting this vegas trip. So hard how? Is It?
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  Speaker 1: How's vegas i'm.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Very jealous it Looks fun i've done so you guys
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  Speaker 4: were hanging out With Like travis kelcey And Fucking. George,
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  Speaker 4: kittle yeah or at least the busting the busting with
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: the boys fellas were.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: You're confusing ME with nfl, Media.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Day Dude the vegas thing honestly doesn't really make that
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: much sense. To ME like i, get WHY like pft
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: AND or pmt and like busting with the boys go,
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: out there, but like aren't you guys just doing the yak?
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: From it just like you're just doing it from a.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: Different room it's two and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Hours away we're driving two and a half hours Out
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  Speaker 1: of vegas to do.
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  Speaker 4: The act two and a half hours thought it was.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: An hour two and a, Half, hours no just to
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: get out to here to do. The yak. It's insane
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: what's the point. Of that there's literal tumble weeds on. The,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: road like if that didn't, illustrate it we're getting to
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: the point Outside of vegas actually in The wild west. Right,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: now yeah there's like, shootouts happening and like fucking like
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: speak easy saloons that we're. Driving by people don't know
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: that the civil war is over. Out here they're just
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: like still fucking wearing spats and have. Six shooters it's.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking insane so my daily schedule is wake up at,
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  Speaker 1: like seven go to. The gym, fucking.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're up early. As shit it's early where you are?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Right now it's, uh nine, it's yeah it's about to.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Be nine it'll be nice crazy to nine.
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  Speaker 4: This.
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  Speaker 1: Morning beace no, grind set fucking. Grind set you work
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: hard four days of, the week and then two and
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: a half days of the week you, work soft and
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: you answer emails at all, the time so you stay
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: ready so you don't have to. Get ready. EXACTLY exactly
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  Speaker 1: i saw That On alex. Bennett's story, oh, really yeah
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  Speaker 1: wor hard, four days we're.
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  Speaker 4: Soft, three yeah that's. All right if you're fine with,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: being mediocre how about work hard, seven days.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Work hard eight days. A week rest on the negative, One, day.
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  Speaker 4: YEAH exactly i will call it on every and every
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: day that ends in, why shit that's.
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  Speaker 3: Just.
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  Speaker 1: Me yes february twenty ninth is fucking BEAUTIFUL because i
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: just had the opportunity to grind a little. Bit. HARDER
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  Speaker 1: exactly i. GOT it i go to, THE gym i
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: put in like a abnormally or just unnecessarily, long workout fucking,
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  Speaker 1: go back take take a insanely long ride to, this
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  Speaker 1: house do, the act and then just fucking. Sit around
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: maybe do, the rundown, go back. Get back even if
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: it's a long day, LIKE yesterday i had to run
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  Speaker 1: two loads of DRYERS because i got wet on the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: WHEEL and i was just here until FUCKING but I
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: got i still got back at like. One O'CLOCK so
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: i just like. FUCKING napped i just have been taking
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: luxuriously long naps. Every day it's, it's like while my
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: day is done by like. One O'CLOCK then i Went
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: to hanks thing. Last, night yeah it's. Very funny did you? Watch?
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: IT yeah i watched part. OF it i watched like
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: the first like after you texted me. ABOUT it i
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: was playing video games when you, texted me and, then
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: uh AND then i got in BED and i rented it,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: And dude memes thing. Was insane that was truly one
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: of the Worst performances i've ever seen in my, entire
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: life and, then uh And then Hank's was hank's. Was
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: good hanks, Was funny like they were both. Terrible there
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: it was, obviously awful but it, was, like uh it was.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: CRACKING me i, will, SAY dude i honestly think the crowd.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: WASN'T great i Don't think hank was doing as bad
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: as he.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Said that the funniest shit that he was doing was
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: when he was shitting on. This crowd he, was like
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you here for if you're not
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: here to give me a little bit? Of ENERGY like
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: i thought he was gonna.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: LIKE kill i thought it was gonna be like because
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: IT'S like i don't know it first time doing, stand
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: up fucking everyone is there. For him they know it's gonna.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Be bad like you think they would be laughing at
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: the dumbest. Shit imaginable why would you think he's? GONNA
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: kill i didn't think he was gonna, actually kill but
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: like in front of, THAT crowd i thought like he
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: was definitely gonna get, big pops like dude when he
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: said when he, said uh when he kept on going
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: in the beginning the first like, three minutes when he
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: was doing his like introduction and he kept on doing
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: like give it up for clap it up, for that
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: clap it up, for this and then, he goes there's
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: gonna be a lot. Of uh he, was like he,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: was like be ready to give it up a, lot.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: TONIGHT guys i thought that. Was funny like that. MADE
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: me i laughed, out loud and then no one in the.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: CROWD laughed i couldn't TELL if i was laughing out
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: loud just to because shit, was funny OR if i
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: was like trying to be charitable because he was. So,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable no not even, like UNCOMFORTABLE because i wanted to
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: give him the gift. Of, laughter YEAH because i wanted
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: to just, be, like see you're, doing, Good BUDDY like
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: i didn't want him to lose all of his confidence
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: because it's such a, confidence game like you need to
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: be fucking. Locked in but the memeshit Was. Fucking frank
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Frank the tank was. Roasting him he was like laughing.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: At him Frank the tank is such a sigma at
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: this point that, he, has, like yeah he has. A
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: crew he's like a Boy meets world style. Like bully
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: he's like a like a nineties sitcom type, Of bully
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: like he just has his crew he's walking Around with
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: he's like heckling from. The back he's like buzz from.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Home, alone yeah AND he, i mean he just drove
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: From Fucking new York. To vegas he's probably got a
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: little bit of an edge. To him he death's probably
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: he's a little cranky, right now.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Like cracking, his knuckles fucking waiting to see the fucking.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Next victim but.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Did Him and memes get? INTO it i heard they
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: got into it like. Off, camera well he Shoves Like
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: david lucas kiltony roast. Session type he. Shoved me Looking,
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: At memes, he's, like boy if you don't shut your.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: You're gay tweak. Ass up and he's just where's the
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: car you? Drove in you look like you. Ate it,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: frank's like shut your little gay. Ass up if you
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: don't get your little, fucking boy if they shut, your producer,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: bad gambling whack. Ass up Your, Name's memes i'm gonna
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: put you on. A, meme hey get.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Your boy that would be so fucking funny.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Snapping and forth at. EACH other I wish i saw it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So bad memes was, just defeated though it Wasn't, REALLY
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: uh i, mean dude.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: He walked he came. In defeated he was defeated when
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: he was walking up to. The stage like you, Could
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: tell you could so easily tell he's never wanted to
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: do anything less in his entire life. Than that like he,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Punishment furious, oh dude so bad even just like dudes
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: doing like a decent amount of like doing stand up
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: for a stand stand up for like a fantasy football
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: punishment that's been, done before but you do it for
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: like five minutes in front of a crowd and.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: There's only twenty, people there and you're in and you're
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: out and you try. Your best this broadcast had more
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: buys than like three recent rough. And rowdies, Oh, yeah no.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: It was like the equivalent of doing stand UP at
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: msg for your first. Time, ever yeah it was the
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: amount of.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: People there imagine A, silent, Msg, dude yeah imagine a
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: fucking it's probably never been. That quiet even when there it's,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: like empty there's probably like pipes dripping that are louder
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: than the abject silence that was going on. For memes, oh.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Man when they played the song and then they just
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: stopped the song, or no the funniest The island it
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: was funny when he, Was, like uh, all right we're
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: gonna start off with a song and then he and it's.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Just silent it was play. The song oh, MY god
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: i don't KNOW what i would. Have done but it
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: is also FUNNY because I think pft would have.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Done incredible, oh YEAH but pft is also one of. A,
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: kind yeah he's like an incredible.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Joke writer he's got great. Stage presence big canoud have done,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Great Too, like big they Would, have uh they would have.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Cleaned up but there was hanhads some, funny shit including
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: a joke.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: About, US yeah i SAW that. I BRIEFLY actually i didn't.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: SEE that i heard about it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: From you he saw that in text for him. From
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: me they also like he had a Joke about, breonna,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: afterwards uh basically BEING like i want TO be I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Want zach brian to, love Me like i'm from a Town,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: In MASSACHUSETTS like, i like WHAT do i have? To
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: do i'll get fake tits and uh it was uh
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: like there was no surprise that the line was, gonna
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: happen Because, like fasle we must. Have known so he
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: camped out in front of her and was just like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: filming her from one foot away as the joke was,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: like unfolding just just staring dead. At her but.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: It's uncomfortable so it was a good. Production though it
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: was like they had like good crowd shots like all.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: That, shit yeah we gotta have them fucking direct to your. Special,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: bro yeah in, ten years how's the timeline? Getting longer
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: need still need to do. SOME work i got a.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: FUCKING edition i got an audition tonight. For this netflix
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: is a. Joke festival are? You, Serious yeah but it's
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't actually.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Mean anything it's like every single comedian on earth auditions.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: For it so would you be, getting filmed would you
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: be putting out material or IT'S just i.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Don't know i'm not gonna. Get it there's NO shot
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: i get It because. I'm white, ah yeah typically the
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: white boys don't. GET it i was THINKING if i
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: show up in like a wedding gown with like nail,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: polish on that would up my chances by a.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Significant margin This Said. Dennis robin if you show up
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: in a little skirt with your day hanging out like
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a fucking, grandfather, clock.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Dude that's what. It is anytime there's an audition, like
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: this half the people are going up on stage with
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: like fucking cello's because it's all These like. Brooklyn Comics.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: See i'm not, even.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Kidding dude every other person goes up on stage with like,
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: a clarinet, a cello or like.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: A puppet do they? Get, it yeah all.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Of them they'll, book, It yes And then i'll go
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Up and i'll, do well and they'll, be like not
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: really what we're.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Looking for maybe if you had done puppetry of your
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: penis it would have.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Played better i'm gonna go up and Just do drake dick, dick.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Jokes Y'all see. Drake's, dick yo?
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: What?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Up netflix You'll see. Drake's cock that ship was big,
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: as hell.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Look like the Lug From. Splash mountain Come, on netflix
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: this is Going.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: On, netflix baby talk To.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: ME netflix i was about to hang some telephone wires from.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That thing Come. On netflix, OH man, i, WONDER yeah
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: i wonder what he how he genuinely feels about this.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: ENTIRE thing i truly don't think you could you you.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Would care you don't think he has like a little
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: bit of embarrassment.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: At, ALL no i Don't think drake has felt embarrassment
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: in the, last decade.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Even like a awe shocks embarrassment, of like, come. On, Guys.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: No he's, probably, like, nah, hey hey y'all.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Caught me.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: They got your boy's penis on. The internet that's probably
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: he'd rolled out of bed and said that they got
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: your boy's penis on, the internet and then he probably
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: just like a cup of coffee or.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Some shit.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I'd imagine drake talks to himself a. GOOD amount i
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: know he. Definitely doesn't he's he's got the wolves.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: With, HIM yeah, i mean he. That is it's probably
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: weird when you get to a certain level of richness
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that you're like not, really alone.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: You know but HE'S also, i mean every single song
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: he has he's talking about how he doesn't he doesn't
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: want to, Be alone like he what's that one song where, he's,
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: like uh is it?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: In fuck what is?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: The lyric he says something about the girl walking around
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: naked in his house and, he's like you can't do
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: that because my boys all.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Live here.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Obviously that's not those aren't, the lyrics, but uh it's
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: in that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: One song what's? THAT one i know you're. TALKING about
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: i know you're Talking about, NO bro I got i'm
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: pulling this ship. Up now maybe he's afraid of.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: The snail the, snail trophies he says it, In, trophies.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yes trophies of course. That song he was. A banger
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: they don't make no award. For that they don't make
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: no award.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: For.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: THAT trophies a bunch of handshakes from. The fakes, he,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: says uh let's SEE if. I. Was no i'm just
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: trying to stay alive and take care of, my people
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: and they don't have no award.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: For, that, trophies, TROPHIES.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Bitch i go to dreams with. A suitcase i got
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: my whole country on a new wave. SO big i
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: haven't seen the boys in. Two days see his boys
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: live in, his house and it's, so big he hasn't
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: seen them in. Two Days and drake's the kind of
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: guy he likes to use a walkie talffee talkie just
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: to get. A beverage i saw, my, parents yeah, he,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: SAYS bitch i use a walkie talkie just to get.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: A beverage i saw my parents split up right after.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: The wedding he's definitely afraid of.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: THE snail i can't find, This lyric drakes the guy
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: that it might.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Not EXIST he i know it. DEFINITELY does i heard him.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Say it, but uh he's a kind. Of guy he can't, Be,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: alone no, he can't because then the intrusive thoughts start to. Creep,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: in Yeah and i'm SURE he's i don't know if
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: he's alone for. Too long he starts uh thinking about
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: how his parents split up right after.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: The wedding that lyric was an intrusive thought in that
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: song does not fit in the song.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: At all he's flexing so hard and then he's, just like,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: oh fuck my parents always come back right after. Their wedding.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: It's literally him, being like my house is so. Fucking
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: big all my friends live. IN it i barely even
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: get to see them because it's.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: SO big.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I use it's so BIG that i use a walkie
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: talkie just to order drinks in my. Own house my
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: parents got divorced right after their WEDDING.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: When i was. A child it's like what a five
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: year old is in therapy or something, like that and they're, just,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: like uh like playing with like a like a, ball
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: set or like stacking like hoops on top of, each
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: other and they're just like my mommy used to, touch,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: me dude kids. DO sation. I, LIKENOSAURS yeah i like to.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Play Baseball chase utley's my favorite. Baseball player my uncle
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: touched me one time after.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Football, practice dude that's like kids just randomly say. Crazy
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: shit WE were I remember i was at church as.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: A child I think i've told this, story before and
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: there was a there was a kid in. The, FRONT
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: well i guess the kid did have. Down syndromes maybe this,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: doesn't count but, he, said uh. It counts in the middle,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: of church the priests like asked a question and then
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: the kid in the front. Just goes sometimes my mom
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: lets me play.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: With TOYS.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: And i, WAS like i had that kind. Of laughter
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: we're holding it in so hard that randomly it just
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: burns and you make like a freakish and you're like
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: you make LIKE the i was laughing for literally like
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: forty five. MINUTES straight i WAS at i was at
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: church with my friend, growing up because like his family
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: would go to CHURCH and i slept over at, his
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: HOUSE so i had to go. With them and like
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: his mom was like looking at me being like, Stop
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: laughing like it's, not funny you gotta. Stop LAUGHING and
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: i like could not. Contain myself it was like the
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Funniest thing i've.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Ever heard i've told that before.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: With sometimes my mommy lets me play, with toys just
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: like like into, the microphone completely out of. The blue
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: because it was like there Was, ON sunday i think
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: nine am was. Family mass so you would go and
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: it would be like for like families and then, obviously
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: kids and then like the priest would have all of
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: the really young kids go up to the front and
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: sit in like a circle and he would like ask
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: them questions and then he would like hand the microphone
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: and they would talk and he like asked. Some question he,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: was like so what do you Think uh jesus meant
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: when he said blah, Blah blah and then it was
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: literally just sometimes my mom lets me play. With toys.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's not funny because he was downsta that's. Just, hilarious
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: no it's.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Just funny it's.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Just, hilarious yeah it's, just raw. Raw funny that's so. Fucking.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Incredible yeah church was a. Good time church was a good.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Ass time play with. Toys too church was.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: The worst we used to have the the seats at
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: church there was like those wooden pews or whatever, they're
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: called and there was a there was like a wax
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: coating on top, of THEM and i used to just
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: take my fingernails and just drag it on and just
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: clear off. The wax that WAS how i kept myself busy. During,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: church yeah, It, was uh it was an.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: UNCOMFORTABLE time, i mean and your you're as a, young
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: boy your hormones just take over in. Church too, oh yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Big time you have no, Other stimulation.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: You're trying to get your boner to go down before
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: you go up and. Get communion well why?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Was it why were so many folks getting boners? In?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Church bro cause it's.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Just dude you're literally just alone with.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Your thoughts but it was it's not even like. The thoughts,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: IT'S like i don't know something about those pews and
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the blood flow in, the HARDWOOD but i.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: DON'T know i genuinely think it's it's like just the
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: people like to go to church just because it's like
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: you just turn your brain off for. An HOUR like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: i think like, especially parents like we have, three siblings
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: like my parents have. FOUR kids i think when we,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: were younger it was like we're going to go to
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: church that you guys will shut the fuck up for
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: an hour and we can just like sit and turn our.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Brains off your dad's just like falling Asleep.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: In mass My.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Dad's jewish my dad would go to Church every sunday.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: With us he was Not in catholic, really yeah and
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: he would just sit there and do like he wouldn't do.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Anything like he would literally just. Sit there he wouldn't
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: kneel when you're supposed.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: To kneel he would.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Just sit and then at the end he would get
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: in the car and he'd, be like tell me one
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: thing you Learned from, mass Today and i'd have to,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: BE like, I have. I don't i legitimately don't remember
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: a single thing that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: WAS said i LEARNED that i saw the woman five
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: rows ahead of me with the short hairs bra strap
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: out of the side of. Her shirt and to some
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: of my, FRIEND'S parents i watched everyone go up to
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: COMMUNION and i played Fuck Or not fuck as a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: as a ten, YEAR old i had had a lick
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: of sex in. MY life i, Was, Like oh i'd.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Hit that Fuck Or not fuck is. So funny that
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: was like a real thing when you. Were younger smasher
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: pass they, Called, it yeah but IT was i was just,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: playing it playing it, to myself not even with, the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: fellas just would or would not.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Smash her passes like still like it's still.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: A thing people were doing That With. MARGOT robbie i
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: know a lot of people. Were passing i'd say she
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: was probably like forty five percent smash fifty five percent
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: sent passed with her, mid ass.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Which is so funny to, be, like, no, bro gross,
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: she's no.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: She's. Nasty dude did you hear about a little sass
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: He Smashed? Margot robbie, ew, dude bro figure your shit, out.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Enough dude so are you when do? You go when
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: are you?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: COMING home i, don't. KNOW dude i need to find
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: something that like makes me, uh uh like fulfills my time.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: OUT here i need TO have i need to have
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: a fun.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Time, somehow well are you guys not getting LIKE because
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: i was worried that you weren't gonna be able to
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: make it to THIS because i, was, like like You're,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: In vegas you're gonna wake up at eight in. THE
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: morning i, was like you're gonna be hungover. AS fuck
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: i were you?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Guys not are you? Guys drinking like that Went. TO
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: hanksting i completely. STOPPED drinking i went to the gambling
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: floor or the. Casino. FLOOR uh i was just like literally.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Wandering around there's no. ONE there I saw nick for,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a second uh then and, UH like i, Was like
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: i'm just gonna go. To bed AND then i Ran
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: into Jeff d Low And. Stephen chay they're, playing craps,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: AND uh i was, just like let me give these
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: guys some. Good energy cheered him along, in craps and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: they started fucking hitting. And Craps stephen chay was like
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: calling his, shit out fucking hitting, in craps and they
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: both they both went up real quickly. In crabs so
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: they migrated over to the nearest. Roulette table it was literally,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: just me the two of them at the, roulette table
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: And Then jersey jerry came up, and dude something happened
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: where they could not. Stop Winning like Jeff d low
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: is up twelve, Thousand, dollars no he won ten thousand dollars.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Last night he couldn't freeze. Stop winning and everybody that
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: came up to, the Table Like stephen chay was going.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Fucking nuts everybody that came up to the Table like
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: hank came, In, afterwards hank on three of his first
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: five fucking spins, at roulette hit the number like he
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: had he had money on the. Fucking NUMBER and i
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: was just like he came UP and i was, just like,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: you know twelve's been. Really cold he put it. On twelve, and,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: meanwhile dude this, ENTIRE time i didn't bet a. RED
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: scent i didn't gamble. AT all i was just standing,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: with everybody had like like just, giving them just giving.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: THEM positivity i was just a good, luck charm just
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: like uh raw rhyme. For everybody by THE time, i
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: left there was forty five. People around this table really
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: was like. Fucking packed it was like five. People deep
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Was Like josh Richards And Breonna chicken fry craning their
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: necks to try and see what the action was. All
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: about like.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Why did, you guys why did you?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Not gamble you gotta know when to, hold them you
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: gotta know when to. Fold him you gotta know. That's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: true you gotta know. The, truth yeah, you, know responsibly,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Gambled RESPONSIBLY but, I was i, Don't know it's just,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not uh casino floors aren't my happy place NECESSARILY like i,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: was drinking not. AT all i was trying to get out.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Of there but like everybody kept on. Fucking WINNING am?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I line you? WERE winning, i oh You're the stephan
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: was the only one. That. Lost damn everybody else. Was
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: winning THOUGH fucking pft, came up was. Crushing it liam was.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Crushing it range.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: That shit Happens. In vegas you randomly just get on a.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Hot one my last Day, at skankfest On, THAT sunday
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: i won fifteen hundred dollars betting, on football AND then
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: i went to the back to the back to, the
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: shows went to the casino at the end of the
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: NIGHT and i won like four hundred more dollars, on
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: roulette AND then i, cashed out went, to bed woke
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: up at like, six am.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And left four hundred dollars was like the minimum that People, were.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: WELL yeah, i mean but THAT'S also. I said Jef
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: d low had two thousand Dollars, in no he.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Didn't know he he won two thousand dollars the, first
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: night and then he came back and he won ten
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a, second night so he's up twelve. Thousand dollars.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: That's crazy do you do you gotta just you gotta
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: just stop at, that?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Point? Right yeah?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: HE would, i mean you guys, have like what four?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: MORE nights i have two more, nights here, thank. GOD
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: dude i gotta try TO find i gotta try and
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: link up with with. Some bros They like Taylor and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: will were telling me to come fucking gamble. With them
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: they're just Gambling with Nelk And. Dana, white, yeah, LIKE
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: dude i wasn't about to be on. That table i'm
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: not trying to be at. That table yeah that's twenty
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Buy, in yeah. It's insane so everybody's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: just having literally the time of their, life Gambling and
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: i'm reduced to like a fucking, rabbit's, Foot dude i'm
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: just like a good, luck charm just being like get,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: them boys like not even getting like free drinks from
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the Waitresses because i'm just.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Lingering around but are any of those are any of
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: those comics out there from, last Year like shane and Normand? And,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: burt wait what does this remind You of? Drake's penis
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: but smaller.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: And just, For reference i'm holding up the biggest BANANA
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that i don't know if those are. Out, HERE yeah i.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: DON'T know i haven't, seen Anybody because vegas is. Fucking,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: MASSIVE yeah i guess, it is and you're two and
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a half hours away. From it the uh the other
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: night we were at. That, dinner Uh Like big cat
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: had a fucking he, was like let's go to dinner this.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: This night he took us out. To dinner it was. Very,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: nice yeah and everybody, was like there's A Fucking bruno.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Mars concert, oh shit we have two. Extra tickets and
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: nobody would go To The bruno mars concert. With me
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: broke my. FUCKING heart i know you would have been
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: in there. With, me no. Definitely not but did you? Go,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: solo no it. Would have it would have it would
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: have been with LIKE the, Vip hosts so it would
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: have been me with like a group of DUDES that i,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: don't know a group, of, LIKE yeah i don't. Fucking
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: know it wasn't. For me BUT then i got to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the back to the casino floor that, That, night uh
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: just just trying to find like a PLACE where i
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: could get an old fashioned or something, like that and
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: this uh woman came up and, Was, like hey we
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: got an extra ship ticket To The Bruno. MARS show
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: i was sitting There with Max, and uh it, was like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: right away, we're. Like prostitute that woman is.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: A prostitute i never. GOT that I never i never
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: could tell who was prostitutes and who Wasn't, in vegas
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: but it seemed felt like every other every other Person
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: at scangfest could because they were all. Fucking, them yeah
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: these girls just want to.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: FUCK me i don't, know WHY but i don't know
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: what the. Prostitutes are these girls just want to fuck.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: For cash damn that Kind of so, you're so you're
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: not going to be out there for The. SUPER bowl
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: i bet The super bowl is going to be gonna
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: be nuts. Out There patty mahomes said he'll bring his
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: team back if they win The, super bowl but they're
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: they're out there on business.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Right now he'll bring the team Back.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: To, vegas, yeah dude did you see that day that
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: eighty percent of the bets have gone Towards?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: THE chiefs i Love the? Chiefs?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Really yeah do You? Hate america?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: The fuck does?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: That mean do you HATE? The nfl?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: The fuck does?
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: That mean why are you rooting For the CHIEFS.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Because i hate the forty? Nine?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Ers, OH yeah i forgot You're an. EAGLES fan i
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: forgot That the eagles hate the Forty. Nine, ers, yes
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: bro They Came. Deebo Samuel deebo, samuel said it's not even.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: A rivalry, i.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Mean so we smacked them around. Last year.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah around you guys tried to fucking kill.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Their quarterback that's what, football, Is brother welcome TO. The,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: nfl sorry it's not powder. Puff, football bro you must
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: be used to watching sorority girls play on the fucking.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Hub lawn you're used to flag football is what you're.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Thinking of that's what you're supposed to do to. The
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: quarterback you're supposed to fucking go for. The head put the, lights.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Out dude that was like.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: That Video Of jalen hurts At. The probe Was That
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: jalen hurts Of The pro bowl throwing the uh doing
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: like the quarterback accuracy thing and he just missed every.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: SINGLE target i.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Was cut up, Propaganda. Clip dude you guys need A.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: New qb they should Have had siriani out there trying
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: to fucking hit the hit the hit the hit.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: The targets sirianni was a wide receiver back in. The,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Day bro really get. It right he was a white
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: wide receiver At like, division three At a division. Three school,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: oh nice good. For him he wasn't Like quite cooper cup. Out.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: There now what are we doing For The super? Bowl?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Though bro fucking, HEY man i. DON'T know i feel
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: like everyone's been, asking me like for what what my?
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Plans ARE and i don't have.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Any plans buffalo chicken dip?
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Or, what yeah Probably some buffalo, chicken dip Maybe Some.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Papa john's so you're really on the uh On?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: The niners you're gonna be On?
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: The?
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: NINERS yeah i already put one hundred dollars On, the
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: niners one. HUNDRED dollars i had one hundred dollars, bonus
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: BET and i put it on the Forty nine ers
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: money Line and christian. McCaffrey ANYTIME but i. DON'T know
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: i don't really like either money line. At ALL so
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: I think i might just take the over over.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: FORTY seven i think there's a decent chance neither. Team,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: wins yeah, You're, right NO but i. DON'T wanna i.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: DON'T know i don't want to root for the Forty
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: nine ers and then have them get smoked and then
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: just have the last game of the.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Season just be. Like, devastating.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: YEAH because i don't Want the CHIEFS to i Want
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: the chiefs to lose. So bad WHY why i? Hate
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: them WHY because i Don't Want patrick mahomes to catch Up.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: To, brady dude you just? Accept, fate no? Why not
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: we're hoping for like a career. Ending, injury no you can't. Say, that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: No that's so funny that people got so Mad at
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: chey for saying That About, Jalen, hurts like who gives?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: A fuck you're allowed to say shit.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: LIKE that i Think That jalen hurts got mad. About
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that yeah. He did but it's Like old, buddy said
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: they wanted me to.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Get, hurt yeah but, it's like why is that a?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Big deal why? Does that why is that such Like
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: a i'm going out?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Of, focus yeah because THE fucking nfl is catching wind
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: of the stream and they're slowly trying to leaking noxious
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: gases into. Your room they're gonna fucking kill you where
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you stand for going after their new. Golden boy the
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: League's With.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Patty mahomes about to, fall short a couple of. Hunted,
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: drake drake who do you think's got A, Bigger Dick
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: patrick Mahomes.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: OR drake, I mean I, BET patrick I, Bet Patrick.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Travis Kelcey travis Kelcey.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Or Drake travis kelsey is definitely sitting. On one but,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: But uh mahomes definitely. Has that mahomes probably has like
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: an overcooked. Hot. DOG bro i.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Could see mahomes having a tiny, Little penis That's what,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: I'm saying just, the itsiest bitsiest little penis you've.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Ever, seen yeah he doesn't have that, walk.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Now he doesn't have. That walk, his dad on the,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: other hand fucking double the Size of.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Drake's, stick yeah he needs to bring his dad Back
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: to vegas just because dad's. Got it it's a, walkable
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: city just because of the city where he won't have to.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Drive, in, Yeah exactly he'll find. A way he'll find
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: a way to get behind.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: The wheel Him And henry ruggs doing fucking drag races down.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: The strip that's, fucking man. That's me. That's wrong that's.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Just wrong resting piece of, The, victims dude we were
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: in the fucking car. Last night, they're, Like Oh henry
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: ruggs killed people when he was.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Drunk driving, OH well i thought you're Talking About Patrick
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: mahomes dad Still No.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Henry. Ruggs uh we were in the car last night
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: and uh we were like we were on the Way
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: to hank's trivia thing And stephen ja, was like or
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: we Were Like henry ruggs like like he was Driving In.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Las vegas, they're, like yeah wasn't he like drag racing
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: like right? Around here wasn't he driving really fast? Around
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: here And stephen ja, was, like yeah rest in peace
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: of the dog that died in. That situation, it's, like
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: dude a woman died In the.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: That's like the most jay thing ever. To say, it's,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: like yeah a.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Dog died.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: How Did did chase say anything about his uh his?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Trip Over, he no he.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Was unflappable he had a. Great time he was like, charged.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Up dude those videos of janks, were crazy which one's
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: just smoking that joint and just banging out push ups
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: on the fucking side of. The road was that a
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: joint where? Those ciggies i'd assume it was. A joint
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: i thought There, were ciggy's which is even. More crazy
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: if it's, a joint, it's, like yeah mind. Body connection If,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it's siggy's it's like making my body in worse shape
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: JUST so i could make my body in.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Better shape siggy's would be. FUCKING terrible I don't i
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Don't see jenks being a. CIGARETTE smoker i see him
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: being a big weed Guy. Like dabs, OH no I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: see i go the.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: OTHER way i think HE'S like i smoked cigarettes outside
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: to mitigate the stress of like to get Away, from
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: frank like just to have a five Minute like frank
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: lets him have.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: SMOKE breaks i Feel like frank would like lose. His
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: shit if you found Out that janks was, a smoker he'd,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: BE like i don't even know what he. Would, say, no, no.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: No man Did Did joe cammell's trying to?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Fuck, me well we would have Been in vegas three
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: hours ago if you didn't have to freaking stop every
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: fucking ten minutes.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: And smoking goddamn sirette, OH man i could see it going. Either, way,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: yeah uh but him being a. SMOKING lifter i used
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: to be In a facebook group Called, smoking lifters and.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: It's uh it was all dudes who fucking uh would
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: love to light up, a stogy light light up a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: fucking bogie rather on the uh on like the inclined
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: press or the. ROWING machine i was in the gym, Down,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: here bro there's it smelled like cigarette smoking. The gym at,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: the mgm there's definitely some smoking.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Lifters because people are smoking inside of the hotel.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: All day but not at the.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Gym, floor bro that shit one hundred percent makes its.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Way up if there's an entire floor of people smoking,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: chain smoking the smoke is seeping into the.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Other floors there was not that many smokers on the.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: CASINO floor i think that they've like largely. ERADICATED that
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: i guess just people are. Vapor. HEADS now i was.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Smoking in VEGAS or i was smoking Cigs. In, vegas,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: YEAH yeah. I would i would get hammered AND then
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: i would just take a Cigarette from gardinia AND then
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: i would rip. Them inside smoking a cigarette inside, Is.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: NICE loki i might find a cigar lounge TONIGHT that
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: i need to find over the next. TWO nights i
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: need to find. Something, enjoyable, yeah dude we.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: WAS so i Was in houston this weekend and the
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: feature this Dude. Named trey he, was like we finished
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: the first show and he, Was like i'm a. BIG
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: uh i Was. Telling connor he Was like i'm a big.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Cigar guy me and one of, my buddies we're gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: go to uh a cigar lounge tomorrow before, the shows
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: so you guys are more than welcome. To come and
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: then he, was like we could also smoke cigars tonight
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: if you, want TO and i, was, LIKE oh i
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: would smoke a.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: CIGAR tonight i don't have anything else.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: To do and uh so we got cigars or his
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: girlfriend brought cigars, to us and. We smoked we went
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: the second, show finishes and we go to this bar,
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: next door which it's in the parking lot of, the
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: mall and we start smoking cigars and it starts, down
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: pouring and it starts thundering. And lightning so we're sitting
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: at like a fucking porch table with an umbrella, above
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: us like huddled up smoking cigars while like lightning bolts
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: are like shooting down. Around US and i, was, like
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: dude what the fuck.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Are we doing?
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: RIGHT now i, was like this is, Not enjoyed like
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: this is not how you're supposed to. Smoke cigars like
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: everyone is. Soaking wet, i'm, like dude we're smoking cigars
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: like it's fucking black tar heroin, right now and we
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: like need to get.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: This, in yeah just forcing a fun time is definitely
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: not going to. Be, fun no. That's, terrible yeah that's not,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the ideal uh way to? Do it how Was uh?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Houston though it?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Was?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Fine? Yeah? Yeah good it? Was easy any? Good? Meals, no.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: NO terrible i Fucking love longhort or what's It Called? Texas?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Roadhouse, Bro yeah Francis was francis was ripping on it
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: On the.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Weday, episode, yeah yeah what? The fuck all why? Straight
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: lunatic why? THE fuck i don't know what was his beef?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: With it he just says he doesn't. Like it it's
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: not fancy enough.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: For him speaking, Of which FRANCIS and i are going
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: to Be in, denver tomorrow so actually this episode is coming, out, Today,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: RIGHT yeah i.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Mean that's, on you but, UH yeah i actually have
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: A favor i need of either You or francis when
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: we're Out.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: In denver most things, per capita.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And it's not. Ting related any things you do with
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the tings is on. Your timing, all right, all, RIGHT
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: heard i. Need You so i'm my My buddy mike
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: has a bachelor party, coming up and we're gonna Go
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to denver and we have an airbnb that we're. Looking
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: at but like in the group where we're, organizing it
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: everybody is convinced that this airbnb is a fucking. Fraud
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: airbnb they think that it's like a. Fucking scam every
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: time they try and reach out to the guy, that
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: like it's like a user error on the uh on
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: the like when you click through the link or something,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: like that like you can't go to. The website they
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to click on. The links they think it's
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: some kind. Of scam, but meanwhile there's like years and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: years of positive reviews on.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: This.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Airbnb, lost yeah. It's that is that fucking thumbs?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Up?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Again dude take? Reactions off, oh shit Wasn't, really yeah what?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: The fuck, all right, hold on you're still. FUCKING frozen
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: i take these goddamn. Reactions off what the fucking why
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: is that the worst piece of technology ever that they
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: add reactions that freeze the fucking. Entire screen.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Hold on i'm changing it on my stream, labs first
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: it changes on your.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Stream, LABS basically i need You or francis to go
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and verify that this airbnb is a. Real place copy
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: bro will, DO no i actually need you to. DO
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: this i.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: ACTUALLY will i will go. Do that i'll do it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: For sure hold.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: On On, like friday like afternoon. Or night, oh god,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: damn it it's just. Me, Now no i'm. Still, here,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Okay cool i'm just On a.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I'm switching To the FaceTime CAMERA because i don't know
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: what's going on.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: With this it rarely. Looks, better yeah that just can't. Be,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: possible no it does. Look better it looks crisper, and
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: uh you're the colors are, like brighter, more vibrant like
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: it looks like you just got brought back. To life
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: but it makes you look, more, shit bro makes you
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: look more. Good SHITE so, I mean francis, owes me
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: he owes me a favor for.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Putting, it wait so you want so you want me
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: to go check the address of this airbnb and see
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: if it, actually exists see.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: If it's a, real place meet up with this guy
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and or just likening the door. Of, anybody yeah well it's.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: The favor that's The favor.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I'M asking i thought you wanted me to just drive
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: by and, be like just check.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Things out he's just gonna just see if the. Door
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: unlocks see if the.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Door unlocks do you already have?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It rented the guy is gonna open, it, up dude
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: he's fucking. Right there he told. You this he told
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you he's gonna open. It, up yes no fucking Shot,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: on friday we need to send. Somebody by and if
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you won't, do it and that's why when you, were,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Like oh i'll definitely, do it that was the most
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Shocking thing i've ever heard out of. Your mouth, so
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: no absolutely not. Doing THAT so I need francis to.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Do it god, damn it You're going i'm.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Still here doesn't the zoom thing doesn't matter because we're
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: gonna pair it up with the.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Stream labs now you're on your blair witch bro zoomed in.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: As hell it wasn't like that the, whole time? Was
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: it it, WAS no i was playing ticktak telling the
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: pores on, your nose bro, connected dots drawing a little
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Tribute To toby keith z cup.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Alright, you, Uh Alright.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Peter keith that shit. Ain't, RIGHT yeah i heard it
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: was the Fucking. DEEP state i heard it was the
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: same people that you see they're trying To.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Recancel, shane, YEAH dude i was literally just looking at
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: this before the show. They're, posting dude they're posting clips
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: of when he was, at uh when he Was At.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Compound media what the Fuck Is. Compound media It's Like
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: anthony kumia's a podcast NETWORK from Opi.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: And.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Anthony Damn bro we fucking fumbled badly not ever hiring
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Him At Barstool.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Anthony, kumia no.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: If he was just joining that random, ass network he.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Joined that, like, that dude this was like a long
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: time ago and he wasn't there for long.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: At all, HE also, i mean he muld have Been,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: at barstool and just like he might still Be, at barstool.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: He might being like a fucking not hosting s.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: On now it might have gotten.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: The, way yeah he'd be fucking doing he'd be like
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: trying like the Fourth, n yeah his trajectory might have
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: been a lot different if he Was. At, Barstool, Yeah,
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: hey shane what do you think About The kelly Keegs
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: And kirk?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Minihan?
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: Situation, Oh, man yeah it's, Just yeah i'm trying to
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: trying to not make fun of, our good hard working coworkers.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Too much, you CAN because i fucking love him so so.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: DAMN much i love him so. Damn deeply my main
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: focus With This, super, bowl yeah is to just make
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: it to Next Year's. Super BOWL and i need you
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: out here next year because next year Is In. New
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: orleans fuck, That, Noise bro shut the. Fuck, Up bro
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you're Coming To. New orleans it's gonna be. So fun
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: fuck all, that. Shiit bitch i'm dragging your bitch Ass
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: In new orleans. Next Year new orleans is gonna be.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: So incredible We are we should just do our Even
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: if barshboo doesn't, want, to like we should just do
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: our own Thing In.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: New, ORLEANS bro i was gonna fly out solo today
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: this morning to film.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: THIS podcast I know i would have fucking. Loved it
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: it would have. Been incredible it would have been a,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: fucking leggie are? You not so that would have been.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: So lame it would have been so COUNTERINTUITIVE if I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: if i flew out and paid my own way just
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to do a podcast that we're also doing right here
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and just popped in what's up guys just, stopping in
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: or they don't even let you on the act you
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: get at the same time as.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: The, act yeah well we only have fifty He, And
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: mike so we're. All, full, yeah, sorry man we need one.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: For Tech guy andrew in case he. Wants to table's,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: all full but there's an empty seat. Over, there yeah
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: but why.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Don't you just Go play roulette downstairs or. Some? Shit,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: dude sure at, this point you're just getting in.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Our way oh, MY god i need to find someone
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: to run link game. With, fu, YEAH bro i want
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: me to put out like, a notice. Can?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: You yeah but like, My boy ronan's looking to run
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: link with anybody at, this Point, It's, steiny steiny where are?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You, AT no i had the opportunity to run Link.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: WITH steiny i JUST knew. I couldn't you can't run
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Link with steinny because you've talked so much shit. About,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: him no they. Don't care that's their. Love language they
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: all talk shit. On him he would just, be, smiling
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: like why? Is that why do you think that? About?
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: ME dude I Imagine will Compton and taylor hanging out
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: with the nelkboys must just be the glaze fest of. The, century,
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: no bro? You're, him no? You're, Him, no bro but
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: you guys are really. Killing, it No but i've been
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: seeing what you guys. Are doing you guys are fucking.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Killing it you think.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You think nolk is? Really glazing Will and taylor? Like?
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: That?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: OH absolutely i bet it's. THE opposite i bet, they're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: like who, are you? Little? Bro, no no?
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Are you those guys Are intell those Guys are they stay.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: In tune they know what. They're doing what PRANKS do
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: i know?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: You? From, yeah yeah what? A rumble I Guess uncle dana.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: KNOWS you I Guess. Uncle dana you guys are make
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: a wish Foundation For. Uncle, Dana yeah uncle d you know.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: These guys are these, Guys Cool? Uncle dana are these
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: two of your fighters From? Slap league they definitely think
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that they're Two slap league guys are like WASHED up.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Ufc guys. They should they probably are trying to get
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: him Into. Slap, LEAGUE taylor i think would Dominate.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: With taylor wouldn't kill In slap league.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Because his acls are what's hurting it or like his knees.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Or whatever, he has like a lower. Body injury not
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: it's not as SLAPPING most i didn't even know he.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Was injured that's why he's out OF. The, l bro
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: he'd still be IN the l if it wasn't for,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: his leg his body, gave out not.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: His mind, True skinny he's skinny. As fuck now.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: He's getting so hot it's fucking it's actually annoying.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: AS well i know he's entering into That Like harry
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: styles level of hot with like the.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Cool haircut, and yeah he's like a sailor from the.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Nineteen fourties he's like fucking, a longshoreman like a good
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: mustache and a sleeve full.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Of tattoos that Video Of max Crosby and Taylor and
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: will next to each other.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: WAS hilarious i only saw still photos. FROM it i
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: only saw a painting of the of. The video why
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: what do?
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: They Do max Crosby and taylor have like more tattoos
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Than anyone i've, ever seen And then will just doesn't
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: have a. Single tattoo and he's also like a full
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: two feet shorter than both.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Of, them yeah and. There, aredonises yeah and he's a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: fat piece. Of Shit max.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Crosby is THE man i USED to i will say
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: earlier in, THE season i Didn't like max crass be
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: AND then i slowly started to, love him And now
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: i'm a.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Super, fan well because you get him on. The pod
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: he would he says yes. To, everything really he's been
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: on MULTIPLE Like nfl. Draft shows he'll just, Pull. OUT
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: damn i above To Have max. Crosby on He's On jerry's.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Sobriety podcast Really Is max? Crosby?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Sober yes? WHAT dude i didn't Know That.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Max CROSBY or i MEAN he's i know he's, alcohol
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: sober but he's still.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: He's, not soberly not. Cush sober he's not Cush or.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Nward Sober, he's, oh, yeah yeah it's the hard that's
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the hardest thing to. Give, up yeah you're going to
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: rehab for SAYING the.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: N word, he yeah he's On That papa john program
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: three years.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Clean today since MY last. M Word.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: But, max crosby he's allowed to SAY the. N word
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: i think that's kind of like an unwritten rule in.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: The book do You think bro's going like a binge
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: of SAYING the n word before they Go to. Edward rehab,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: IT'S like i need just les one last fix and
• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: don't Like By CHIEF keith a fuck, ed word that's.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: THAT ship i. Don't, LIKE yeah a snake and word
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: that's that ship only. Bleep out?
• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: was gonna make, a joke BUT then i realized that that's.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Just That eric andre bit where they? Where they where
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: They were hannibal singing the Walk a Flock of, flame
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: song and he's only they're only they're bleeping out all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: of the swears aside form. The anword.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, my god where is? My Bro HANNIBAL ben i.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: DON'T know i saw HIM and I was i Was watching.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Neighbors yesterday.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: That movie that movie is funny.
• 1:00:48
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• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, The, cop yeah it's. So funny and he
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: looks at him and, he goes don't ever call, us again.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: And sat throw, is like you're, the police. Never again
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: That's when ephron was hot. As fuck it, was dude
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: he was hot as hell in. That movie And, that
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: franco The, other Franco Not. James Dave. Dave, franco yeah
• 1:01:13
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• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: That, movie yeah he goes, no, hands. ERECTION bro i
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: need to do that is to go to.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Church EXACTLY all i need to Hear, Is ecclesiastses, Chapter twelve,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: book Fourteen and i'll start getting. ROCK hard i hear
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: a book from the Readings from John, the APOSTLE and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: i START fucking i hear a Book, from LAZARUS and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: i start rising from. The Dead little bible humor, for, You, brother, absolutely,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: bro absolutely you know what The fuck i'm. Talking about,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Of course lazarus rose from. The dead, Of course jesus
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: walked with, the lepers, of, course bro.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Of course, fuck yeah you know a lot About.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: The bible speaking of, spots though what spots of? Coming up?
• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:05
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• 1:02:08
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• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: mmm bro why do you guess what my raps Like
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking pat? BEV does.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: I, don't, KNOW man i don't have the answers.
• 1:02:25
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• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: In vegas i'm sure he got A fucking they probably
• 1:02:28
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• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Out, there no he's got the he got a sixers, Game.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Tonight broke, come on everybody's injured except. For him he
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: put in. The drill. It's back it sucks. So bad
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: literally like five starters are injured for. The sixers. That
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: blows we're going. Through That.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: For bevt we got a Dub in warzone last night
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Speaking About, pat bev and we were in a drought
• 1:02:48
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• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: All dude usually when, you're like, all right, last game,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: LAST game i gotta get off after. This one never
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: you never win. That game and we won that game
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: felt so.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Fucking. Good damn you probably went to bed and slept
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: like a fucking. CHURCH mouse i fell.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Asleep instantly it was the Best sleep i've had.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: In. MONTHS dude I had i had a vivid dream
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: last NIGHT that i had to Like Save taylor swift
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: from throngs of fans that were running, after her, like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: hilarious like like getaway driver type. Of shit that's, so.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Funny dude did you you Watch?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: The grammys, of.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: COURSE dude i was trying To talk grammys On the,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: monday episode and Of course Tommy and francis just didn't
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: watch any Of, the grammys their.
• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: SWINE dude i know, you, gotta dude you gotta break
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: out from your box sometimes and like, watch it you
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: don't want.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: To watch they're probably just scrolling through their own, camera
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: rolls looking at like headshots of themselves SUPER four. K,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: photos yeah just like, scrutinizing themselves, be like HOW can
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: i get better at? Being? Me yeah why? Would you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what were your takeaways From? The?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Grammys dude it, was good but the The latt Lana del?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Ray thing did you did you think that? Was Weird
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: When taylor Swift brought Lona del ray up, ON stage.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't put two and, Two together but afterwards when
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: other people were, So Liked didna delray write on her
• 1:04:12
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• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Like that, and, no dude she brought her up and,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Was like Lona del ray's a.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Legacy artist And then Lena del ray leaned into the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: mic and, was like sometimes my mommy lets me play.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: WITH toys i Really think Lena del ray probably is
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: like about to, kill, herself Dude and taylor let's, know
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: that and and like she thought this would make, it
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: better but, it's, like dude this ain't making. It better
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you're fucking charity casing her and you're making everybody scrutinize her. Way,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: more dude it was a charity case and it was.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: So uncomfortable it's literally it's literally like the equivalent to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: if if if you guys brought Me to vegas today
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: and didn't let you get on a much. Lower, scale Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: The grammys is on a lower scale than us bringing
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You to.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Vegas today but duty, was like because what was the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: one that she didn't win that she was clearly pissed
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: about the song of.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: The year one song of, The, Year bro Lena del
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: ray shouldn't be.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Winning, shit yeah you're on A big Lona del.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Ray person if she's going Up Against, Miley Cyrus billie
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Eilish And, taylor swift she's not in the. Same, conversation
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: yeah not? At all what like what TIS?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Billy I billie Eilish has phineas working on all of.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Her tunes this, is like this isn't. Twenty, Fourteen bro
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: we'll call you back when they make Another great gatsby
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: fucking movie and you can make the soundtrack. For, That
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: dude well you.
• 1:05:41
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• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: PRETTY nuts i wouldn't be getting.
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Lover her?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: To, death, no bro. You're, soft bro you're afraid they
• 1:05:57
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• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: NEUTERED you i thought That Uh jelly roll was gonna,
• 1:06:03
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• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: noah con guy was gonna. Win, It, YEAH noah i, love,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: her mon but it's the season of the STICKS and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: i and.
• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: My bro he follows Me, on instagram. Shut up swear.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: TO god i had to throw him the follow back
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: the other day that.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: No. Other hand that's, fucking, SICK bro i know does?
• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: So good this is Like When jack harlowe follows Me.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: ON twitter i gotta Start Dming noah cohn and, be,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: like bro that new shit.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Is different you should bro. Gass him, oh MAN he's
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: i think that he's gonna wind up being like generational
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: songwriter FOR like i think that he has he.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Says like a new uh what's It called Mumford.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: And, sons yeah but like With Like john mayer songwriting.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Solo vibes, Yeah Yeah john mayer's, gas bro no beating around. That.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Bush Yeah But Noah, khan bro but Noa con. He's different, he's, Different,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Bro Yo noah kahan is the fucking future and he
• 1:07:26
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• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Zach Bryan Really zach bryan snubbed bro. Snubbed snubfest that
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: was so funny WHEN jay z, was like a lot
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: of you think that you're a lot of people think
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: they're gonna get. Robbed tonight some of you guys will.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Get robbed some of you shouldn't even have been in.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: The category, oh dude.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Classic all well Standing. For beyonce, oh yeah that.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Was.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: GOOD shit i.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Liked that No ost grammy's of, all time never one
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: album of.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: The year put that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Shit together two and two does not, make. Sense y'all
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: don't have to clap. AFTER everything. I, say.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Damn bro you were locked in On. The grammys what
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: performances did? You enjoy.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Not really ANY that i can, think of to, BE
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: honest i thought it was all kind of, mid.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah like people, were saying who are the rappers?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: That Perform travis scott? Was good who was the other dude.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: It was who was the other dude that Was With
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: travis scott who's wearing?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: THE mask i don't. FUCKING know I when i when
• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: THE opening i thought that they were going to talk
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: about him. Scratching cards.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: That would be like such a Deeply rooted internet thing
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: for them to. TALK about i was. Like referencing it
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: would Be Referencing aiden ross's.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Twitch. STREAM like i got nervous that they were going
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: to bring it up and that was gonna be all.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: For him it's like Twenty one, savages here Just. Fucking
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: trevor no would, be like don't play cards? With him,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: OH yeah i COULD see. I OBVIOUSLY actually i could
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: see them. Doing.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: That thau it, was, like oh it did a good
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: job in. THAT monologue i didn't even watch. THE monologue
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: i didn't tune in until like thirty. Minutes in, come,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: On bro, but Uh his. JAMAICAN bit i Liked his.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Jamaican bit i'm playing back the, hits here Bro from,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: monday's EPISODE and i don't even give. A fuck i
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: thought that was hilarious and they didn't.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Give me dick.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: On it they weren't giving you, Dick no, but dude
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: did you did you think that?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Was crazy?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: What one the one where, he's talking he's Talking His
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: ziggy marley and, he's, like, yeah yeah and he, was,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: like uh the funny thing about Uh about jamaican GUYS
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: is i can never understand what. They're saying and he,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: was like what do you, think, about uh your father's movie?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Coming out and then they Just Had ziggy mary's like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: bing pop and, he's, LIKE see i don't even get
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: what you're. Fucking saying no one can, Understand You ziggie
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: marley because.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Your accent and then the guy next to him, Was
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: like I'm actually british.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: And HE'S like i can't understand, him either and the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: fucking arena of people are, like.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Howling laughing THEY must i feel like it because he
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: was like talking to him right. BEFORE that i feel
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: like they were like writing that as.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: They, went dude that was one of, The STRANGEST like,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: I thought i didn't think it was, actually BAD but
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: i was just it just felt like it felt, like
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: yeah but also like for the standard Of like grammy's,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: type ship like you wouldn't expect them to be making
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: jokes about, people's accents like they're not going up to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: the fucking dude who, did parasite or that's the that's,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: The Oscars Bung.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: June hoe they're not going to.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Go up to, some Jazz some. JAPANESE guy i. CAN'T
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: understand i can't. Understand you no one understands what. You're saying,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: speak up. You're mumbling you're mumbling. A lot that's one where, it's, Like.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah trevor that's one Where If james gordon, said that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: they would be like, hang, him Yeah Or joe koy
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: put his head on a. FUCKING spike i Might, Have, trevor,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: oh okay.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: That's fine we're an hour, in anyway do.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: We have ads you want to? HIT dads i don't
• 1:11:23
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• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: was this was. A blast maybe we should Just do
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: zoom episodes for all. The, time, no totally this.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Was fun, all right tell them to send over.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: THE files I will god bless Your.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: SAS denver a lot of those shows are, sold out
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: are close to.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Sold out you have to go To that airbnb and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: see if. IT'S real I will i'll. Follow, up no
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: you literally have to you're gonna fuck me. Over badly
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a ten thousand, dollars investment, All right.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: I'll look that's insane that you're spending that much money On.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: An airbnb just GET tell m.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It's like for. Fifteen, guys, yeah still. That's insane.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: All right we'll see You.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Monday, goodbye yeah just send Me that tell them to
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: send me.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: That, Thing alright see, you guys