The Bots Are Already Inside the Bank

The Daily Slop Show · Oct 25, 2026 · 8m

Big US banks keep finding AI agents wandering around customer accounts — and can't tell which ones were invited. Plus: a snack shop run by a chatbot that stocked tungsten cubes, gave discounts to anyone with a sad story, and claimed to own a blue blazer. Also a mantis that never existed.

In this edition

Who's Calling, Please

Meanwhile

The Snack Shop and the Blue Blazer

Slop, or Not?

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open

0:37 — Who's Calling, Please

2:38 — Meanwhile

3:26 — The Snack Shop and the Blue Blazer

4:56 — Slop, or Not?

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