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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Goodell's BAD idea, MLB secret REVEALED, LeBron should THANK Stephen A. Smith · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, alright, you come and throw your live from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fools Go show.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Polly Fools go here with Doty Fools going
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  Speaker 1: Dody Cube show.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go. People.
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  Speaker 1: They always come up to us this time of year
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  Speaker 1: and they say, isn't this time of year.
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  Speaker 3: Slow for you?
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  Speaker 1: And I always say to them, I say, what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: This tone's going on? Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like this time of year is slow for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is why we host the show. And you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: there doing nothing, just listening to us. So go look inside, Jamira,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and when you do that, you'll see there's
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  Speaker 1: a tone going on. You know.
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  Speaker 3: We got the.
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  Speaker 1: Owners meetings, you know, well, comments from owners exactly, comments
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  Speaker 1: from gms and owners together. You know, a lot a
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  Speaker 1: lot happening there. We're gonna play all down.
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  Speaker 3: For you, so just sit tight. We're gonna get to
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  Speaker 3: all of it, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And also we're gonna go live via satellite to Palm Beach, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: home of the Breakers Hotel where the owners meetings are
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  Speaker 1: currently taking place, to give you all the latest those
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  Speaker 1: straight from an inside source, So you're gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: watch that then. Well, in the meantime, so much to
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  Speaker 1: get to Tony despite what all you idiots out there,
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  Speaker 1: Thank God. So let's get right into it with our
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  Speaker 1: top story story. All right, first out the gate right
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  Speaker 1: now down in Bomb Beach. It's the NFL owners meeting,
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  Speaker 1: whereas you know, the owners and commissioner, they get together
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  Speaker 1: every year to discuss ways to stop the Eagles. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the other day Roger Goodell this fool. He was talking
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  Speaker 1: about the tush push and he said that he wants
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  Speaker 1: to go ahead and ban all plays that involved players
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  Speaker 1: pushing and pulling one another.
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  Speaker 3: Ridiculous, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: This is just more of a PC both COVID and
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  Speaker 1: dimand culture where people want to regulate where men can
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  Speaker 1: and cannot put bare hands. And it's just totally ridiculous,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. You know, this is a very slippery slope.
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  Speaker 1: What's next? Is the NFL gonna ban touching of any sort? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the offensive lineman have to ask for consent from the
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  Speaker 1: defensive lineman, like may I push you please? You know
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna have, Dony, these teams they're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: an offensive coordinator, a defensive coordinator. I need intimacy coordinator
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  Speaker 1: exactly to make sure there's no touching.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly what's gonna happen when the players do touch another player?
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  Speaker 4: Instead of personal violations, are we gonna have personal space violations?
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  Speaker 4: You know, fifteen yards for making a quarterback feel uncomfortable
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  Speaker 4: in the pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, great point that, Donty. And you know you got
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  Speaker 1: Sean McVay. He comes out. He says the push push
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  Speaker 1: is not a part of football and that it's a
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  Speaker 1: problem for the game. No, the problem is with you,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're confident in now masculinity, and we are totally
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  Speaker 4: comfortable watching one grown man thrust his massive hands into
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  Speaker 4: the soft buttocks of another grown man. If you have
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  Speaker 4: a problem with that, then that says more about you. Frankly,
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  Speaker 4: It's time we end in tolerance in the NFL. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: look at which teams are complaining here, the Rams and
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  Speaker 4: the packers. I mean, isn't that like the pot calling
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  Speaker 4: the kettle a pot?
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  Speaker 1: Just such a great point that Dony and so well said,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, so much more to get to here.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, the shocking turn of events Brown's owner Jimmy Haslam,
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  Speaker 1: he came out and admitted that the trade for the
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  Speaker 1: Sean Watson was a total mistake, calling it a swing
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  Speaker 1: and a miss.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, Donny, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: People they spend a lot of time bashing the Browns,
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  Speaker 1: and for good reason, because they're a horrible some of
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  Speaker 1: the organization. Yeah, but you know, this is not something
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  Speaker 1: in my personal view that anybody could have seemed coming, right.
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all. You know, I got to say
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see this coming either.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: You know, sure there was the first sexual accusation and
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  Speaker 4: then you know the nine that came after that, and
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  Speaker 4: you know the thirteen or so that came after that,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, but then again, he did have a
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  Speaker 4: really solid average yachts for completion in Houston, So you know,
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  Speaker 4: Yin and.
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  Speaker 1: Yang exactly, Dody. You know, I said this way back.
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  Speaker 1: You remember when the Patriots crafted Aaron Hernandez. Yeah, of course,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sure there were the murmurs about the assaults,
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  Speaker 1: you know, battering, you know, attempted kidnapping. He's you know,
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  Speaker 1: first degree murder, yeah, drug dealing, gang banging, both senses
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  Speaker 1: of the word, you know, but you know, his his
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  Speaker 1: third down completion reception rate was so high.
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  Speaker 3: So again you know Yin and Yang exactly Yin and Yang.
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  Speaker 1: Now to another stunning owner comment don this one from
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  Speaker 1: forty nine er Z owner Jed York, who came out
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  Speaker 1: and admitted the reason so many star players have been
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  Speaker 1: leaving San Francisco this offseason is because they know the
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  Speaker 1: team is going to give Rock Purty a bigger contract,
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  Speaker 1: which means less money for the rest of the team.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, this is a lot of people wondering
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  Speaker 1: whether the forty nine Ers window super Bowl window is
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  Speaker 1: open or closed?
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  Speaker 3: And well, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know how we're always coming up with creative segments of
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  Speaker 1: the show's what we do?
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  Speaker 2: Know it.
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  Speaker 1: You know the Emmy Committee knows it. Everybody always congratulating us.
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  Speaker 1: How did you come up with that? Well, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it against people. You see, We're going to do
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  Speaker 1: a segment right now called super Bowl Window. And what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do follow along is I'm going to name
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  Speaker 1: this team to Tony and he's gonna tell me whether
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  Speaker 1: their super Bowl window is open meaning they have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to win the Super Bowl, or closed meaning they
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  Speaker 1: don't have a chance.
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  Speaker 3: See, if you're following along their road. Right here we go.
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  Speaker 3: So now it's time for Super Bowl window. Super Bowl window?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Donny, Well, based on the recent news about the
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  Speaker 1: forty nine ers, is their super Bowl window open again
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  Speaker 1: meaning they have a chance? Right closed meaning they have
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  Speaker 1: no chance?
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  Speaker 4: Well right now, if you take into account everything, the
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  Speaker 4: forty nine ers windows like one of those old smallish
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  Speaker 4: you know windows that you see in bathrooms, like right
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  Speaker 4: by the toilet, you know, not like a full window,
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  Speaker 4: but a tiny one, and well it's like kind of open,
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  Speaker 4: but also not like as in somebody's in the bathroom
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  Speaker 4: and they just took a shit and you know, want
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  Speaker 4: to ventilate the room so it doesn't smell horrible where
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  Speaker 4: it's like stinking up the whole house. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: also where the crack isn't big enough so that like
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  Speaker 4: a Robba, somebody could be looking in like to them,
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  Speaker 4: it would still look basically closed, and maybe the blinds
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  Speaker 4: is still also down.
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  Speaker 3: So it makes it am like.
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  Speaker 2: That it's doing the segment all wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're just totally interrupted. What are you doing? What
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  Speaker 3: are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: It's not supposed to be about windows. That's just a metaphor.
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to talk about the team and then just
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  Speaker 2: say open or closed at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, you know what's going to be open your
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  Speaker 1: stomach after I stab you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your dead body is going to be on the
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  Speaker 3: meta floor.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, exactly shut up. The finally good segment
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  Speaker 1: was I was so into that Bony and me. Can
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  Speaker 1: you bring back the music?
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  Speaker 3: Just do that?
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  Speaker 1: And while we're talking, windows go jump out of one. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to a big brew haha. In basketball, let's
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  Speaker 1: move on. You know, a lot of people they've been
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  Speaker 1: talking about the ongoing war of words between Lebron James
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  Speaker 1: and steven A Smith after steven A came out took
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  Speaker 1: shots at Lebron for being a bad parent and forcing
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  Speaker 1: his son BRONI right now, a lot of people they're saying,
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  Speaker 1: steven A, you know, went too far across the line.
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  Speaker 1: But Dody, I don't get what the hell that talking
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  Speaker 1: about here?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't anyone seem to realize that steven A was actually
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  Speaker 4: helping Lebron by questioning his choices as a parent. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: hasn't anybody ever heard of the Menendez brothers? Their parents
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  Speaker 4: forced him to do a lot of things they didn't
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  Speaker 4: want to do, and then they wound up killing their parents.
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  Speaker 4: From where I'm sitting, I think Lebron should be thanking
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  Speaker 4: steven A. He was clearly trying to protect Lebron from
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  Speaker 4: getting murdered by Bronni. I mean, if Bronni's career goes
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  Speaker 4: off the rails, then who knows he might shoot his dad.
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  Speaker 4: I mean he wouldn't hit him because his accuracy is terrible.
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  Speaker 3: But still, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, just such great historical perspective that Dony and you
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  Speaker 1: know why we talk in history, Well, you know where
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with this. In the early nineties, you remember
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  Speaker 1: Ken Griffy Jr. He was coming up with the Mariners,
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  Speaker 1: and what did I say to you? I said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's a good chance, yep, that Ken Griffy Senior is
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  Speaker 1: going to wind up getting shot by JN. Griffy Junior.
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  Speaker 1: But luckily Junior, you know, it turned out to be good.
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  Speaker 1: Luckily crisis severted. Yeah, but it was close. It was
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  Speaker 1: very close there for a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, staying in baseball Tony is what we call us
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  Speaker 1: segue as exactly professional.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, people always ask us for advice, how
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  Speaker 3: we do what we do?
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  Speaker 1: We say, hey, you see what you do is you
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  Speaker 1: talk about one sport, and then why you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: that sport you keep talking.
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  Speaker 4: About exactly you transition into the other exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You see how the smooth this is. It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: so smooth. It just makes the show just seem to
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  Speaker 1: work so much faster.
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  Speaker 3: Keep moving, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: You know these you know these other shows they go football,
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  Speaker 1: basketball is exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, where's the flow?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly like a river anyway, all right here, So now
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  Speaker 1: as we flow, we keep going. We're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about these torpedo bats, you know, which are clearly lead
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  Speaker 1: directly to more home runs, specifically for the Yankees, which
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  Speaker 1: makes it even more problematical. You know, Tony, like most
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  Speaker 1: people out there, I'm trying to understand how these bats
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  Speaker 1: are given hit as you know, such an advantage. And
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  Speaker 1: well you actually took the dime and looked into this
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  Speaker 1: and tell the people what you found.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did some research into how these torpedo bats work,
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  Speaker 4: and frankly, the science behind them is truly amazing, I
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  Speaker 4: gotta say.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 4: You know, the middle of the bat is thicker than normal.
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  Speaker 4: You see, that's because it's filled with steroids. And you
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  Speaker 4: see when a hitter holds the bat upright, the steroids
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  Speaker 4: drip down a PBC tube and into the player's fingers,
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  Speaker 4: essentially torpedoing the steroids into the bloodstream. You see, Previously
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  Speaker 4: players would only be able to take steroids before and
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  Speaker 4: after the game, but now these bats allow the players
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  Speaker 4: to take steroids during the game.
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  Speaker 1: Just incredible and frankly eye opening scientific research that And
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: oh well it's time we got to get a quick
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  Speaker 1: ad in uh kind of an ad, right, Tony. You know,
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  Speaker 1: see last week on the show, as you know, we
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  Speaker 1: had CEO of Fanatics Events, Lance Fence to men, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the fanatics. They're hosting this so called Fanatics Fest at
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  Speaker 1: the Javit Center in New York and June, where you
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  Speaker 1: can meet athletes, get autographs, seek collectibles, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, this Lance clown he emailed us this week because
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to let us know they've added so called
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  Speaker 1: more big names to their roster. Listen to these names, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: Emmett Smith overrated exactly. Dwight Howard, I mean we met
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  Speaker 1: him fifty times, fifty times already, big deal exactly. Brian Dawkins,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Facebook friends with you to say, big deal, all right,
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  Speaker 1: big deal. Well, clearly this fencermen guy he wants to
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  Speaker 1: show off, you know, like whatever, Yeah, well you want
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: you want to see showing off, Tony? I mean, you know,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: not to be outdone at all. We got some announcements
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  Speaker 1: of our own about the upcoming FOSCO watch that's right
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  Speaker 1: still taking place right across the street at a TPV
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  Speaker 1: location June twentieth to the twenty second, just right across
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  Speaker 1: from Fanatics. Even better, look at this lineup we got.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Hakeem Elijah On, We've got his former dietition.
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  Speaker 3: Ya.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Dan Marino leg You'll get to meet his college
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  Speaker 1: roommate's nephew.
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  Speaker 3: What do you want to see? Collectibles? People? You know
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  Speaker 3: they say they got collectibles or what do they have?
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  Speaker 1: Baseball cards? Basketball cards? No, no, we got we got
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  Speaker 1: what everyone wants, boxing cards. And not just a boxer,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, famed boxing announcer Al Burns.
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  Speaker 3: This god is so rare. I don't know anyone who
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  Speaker 3: has or even wants one on one. That's gotta be
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  Speaker 3: one on one, must be worth millions.
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  Speaker 1: And this will boosts on display for you to look
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  Speaker 1: at in person.
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  Speaker 3: And I just want to show you on the fact, Dony,
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  Speaker 3: how great this god is?
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  Speaker 1: It said al Bernstein had a small part in the
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  Speaker 1: movie Rocky five, had released his own album al Bernstein
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  Speaker 1: My very own song.
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  Speaker 3: See that's information you're only.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get on an al Bernstein God and information at FUSCO.
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  Speaker 4: And trust me, you haven't heard anything until you've heard
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  Speaker 4: al Bernstein's rendition of my Way.
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  Speaker 1: Just absolutely, and maybe we will get al Bernstein to
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  Speaker 1: come and perform it live. You'll just wait and see
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  Speaker 1: state doned as they say, all right, ah wait Fusco Fest.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, there you go. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as you know, on this show, Tony, we are
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  Speaker 1: always taking you to the source of where news happens, right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we do. We got sources all across the world,
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  Speaker 1: and right now in bomb Beach, Florida, the hot bed
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  Speaker 1: of NFL action is as usual, the Breakers where everything
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  Speaker 1: is happening, from rules, legislation passing, to poolside bengo to more.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, as we hear these stories coming out
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  Speaker 1: of there, we're getting a little concerned about what is
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  Speaker 1: being you know, discussed there.
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  Speaker 3: And you know how they're trying to stop the Eagles
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  Speaker 3: from getting theirs. We have a source.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to get the latest, you know ESPN that
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  Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't have They got a watte
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  Speaker 1: until six pm to get this week break.
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  Speaker 3: It get them right now. So let's go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Load up the Fusco Investigative Hotline.
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  Speaker 3: Fusco Investigative Hotline.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for calling the breakers palmed each to ensure
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  Speaker 5: the highest level of customer service. This call may be
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  Speaker 5: monitored or recorded.
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  Speaker 3: Pauli Fosco air with Tony Fusco. How are you hello?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm calling because I know you got the
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  Speaker 1: NFL owner meetings there right now. I'm wondering what you're
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: hearing on the ground, any latest you know, juice, buzz, skivvy,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you know whatever they call it, not as announcer, okay,
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  Speaker 1: just because if we've been hearing that Roger Goodell, you
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  Speaker 1: know he's the NFL commissioner. He wants to ban pushing
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  Speaker 1: or pulling. Is that what you're hearing on the ground there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am not sure, sir.
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  Speaker 5: I'm working on the in house reservation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I have some reservations too about what's going on there.
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  Speaker 3: If you ask me another segue?
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  Speaker 2: Great, okay, And how many assists there.
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  Speaker 3: Can you tell me?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been reading about what's going on there?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how much alcohol is being consumed on
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  Speaker 1: the premise there?
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  Speaker 5: I do not have that information their?
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  Speaker 4: Is that all regards to reservation?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just trying to be a journalist here.
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  Speaker 1: Is there anyone you can transfer me to there who
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  Speaker 1: might know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe the concierge.
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  Speaker 2: There, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Sureing which department.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to speak with?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I could tell you very coy, probably high
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  Speaker 1: by the NFL. Listen, you're doing great job. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much for your time. We appreciate you. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: have a nice day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know, Tony there. It is the NFL. They're
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  Speaker 3: blocking people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they would give a plan, wouldn't give either
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  Speaker 1: one way. You know, you could tell this is what
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: happens in this business before we break the new with
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  Speaker 1: these people about the media, this is what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just they get paid by the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: They're working in that hotel, and suddenly they're silent about everything.
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  Speaker 1: Just so said, yeah, okay, sure, whatever your name was there.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even ask for her name, you know, plan
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  Speaker 1: her name is played that's what exactly. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: look that's that live from the break is there? We
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  Speaker 1: go close the Fusco Investigative hotline. Anyway, let's not let
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  Speaker 1: that that whole thing ruined. What was otherwise that dorific
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: bang up show. Remember to get your tickets to Fulsco Fest.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, you kidding somebody?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: The missing link won't be at Fusco fast people, what corrections?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: What you guys said?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Torpedo bats and Jec's steroids directly into batter's bloodstreams.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, science bro, No, that's not how the bats work.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: They're called torpedo bats because the barrel is shaped like
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: a torpedo.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to see
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: the barrel of my rifle.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm going to torpeed do your mom? Oh
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I still talking?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: What I think I heard you say? Emmett Smith is overrated?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible? Check the stats, bro.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: He's the all time leading rusher in NFL history, both
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: in terms of yards and touchdowns, so he literally can't
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: be overrated.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well your body is going to emit tons
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: of blood after I stabbed you.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you hold an all time record smallest penis
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: o great one.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Donty got him what Oh he's still going.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: What you said the cliche, the pot calling the kettle
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: a pot.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wise words, bro.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: No, that makes no sense. It's the pot calling the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: kettle black. It's one of the most common idioms ever. Y.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: You want to see an idiom, look in the mirror.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's another common cliche. Shut the fuck up.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And here's something that's not common at all, Tony. We
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: got him coming on the show next week. Just booked
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: super Bowl hero Egles Legend Nick on the show. Hey,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: don't forget rate and reveal the show on Apple podcast.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Hold go back and you go to the merch store.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you hit subscribe.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: You got There's so much describe, so much to do exactly.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Then you go to the merch store. You buy up
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: all the stuff and that's what you do. Great job,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: as always.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Sink to you, Pouie. Another floorless show. We'll see your
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: paper next week. See your