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Top 10 Mustaches! · The Top 10 Podcast

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: We want some mustache rides!
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  Speaker 2: Pretty simple and explanatory. Yeah. Mustaches. Mustaches. We've all had one,
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: us men folk. Just once. Yep. Yep. I mean, when
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: I had a beard, before I shaved the whole thing,
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: I just, yeah, had a mustache. If I did it once,
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  Speaker 2: it's not for me. You never know.
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  Speaker 1: Ugh. Well, you have, like, a little cocktail here and there.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: For some reason, it doesn't go right there.
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  Speaker 2: Very piratey. Yeah. Don't get it, but it is what
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: it is. Yeah, this is a fairly easy list. Yeah.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: If you hear the rain. It's pouring. Metal roof. It
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: is what it is. Deal with it. Yep. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was an easy list. Yeah. So, we're going
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: to go through our lists. I mean, there's only so
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  Speaker 2: many mustaches to go around. Yeah. If you haven't noticed,
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: this is the Top Ten Podcast. Oh, yeah. Chris and Josh,
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: we're talking about mustaches. We've been wanting to do this
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  Speaker 2: one for a while. Yeah, we have. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid fun. We could do beards one of these times, too. Good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But mustaches. Yeah. Let's knock off my mom's list here.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Number ten. Friedrich Nietzsche. Nietzsche? I don't know. Nietzsche? Yeah.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Friedrich Nietzsche? Yeah. Sure. Sure. Nine, Theodore Roosevelt. Eddie. Eight,
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  Speaker 2: Carlos Santana. Okay. A thin one. A little pencil-thin. Yeah. Seven,
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: John Oates. Yeah. That's a good one. Six, Freddie Mercury. Okay. Five,
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  Speaker 2: Kurt Russell in Tombstone. Damn right. Yeah. Four, Burt Reynolds.
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  Speaker 2: Only four? Yeah. Well, the three above are pretty great. Okay. Three,
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Sam Elliott. Only three. That's... Okay. Two, Tom Selleck. Only two? Well.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: You'll understand why. Why? Howie Mickelson, number one. Oh, he's
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  Speaker 2: on my list. Yeah. Honorable mention, I didn't put him
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  Speaker 2: in the... Oh, well. Because not everybody knows, but that's
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't, you should. You should. It was a
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  Speaker 2: great one. So at the end of this, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to tally all these up. Oh, yeah. And you won't
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  Speaker 2: even notice. No. When we do it.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to accumulate this into the best month The
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  Speaker 1: top ten list.
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  Speaker 2: Of the greatest mustaches of all time. Never mind. My
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  Speaker 2: number ten, I'm going to dive right in. It's the
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  Speaker 2: Monopoly guy. Yeah. It's a great one. Uh-huh. Very thick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the whole ensemble that does it
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if you just have that guy without the top hat.
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  Speaker 2: Does he have a monocle? Does he have a monocle?
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think he does. I think that was a
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  Speaker 2: big Mandela thing. I don't think he has a monocle. Monocle.
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  Speaker 1: Well, going off yours, being a cartoon character, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to go Yosemite Sam.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. It's a great one. That is a great... Yeah. Yeah. Big.
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  Speaker 2: Very red, right? Yeah, I believe. Yep. It stuck off
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  Speaker 2: pretty far. Again, I like... I wonder if these stashes,
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  Speaker 2: without the whole ensemble. Still good. Like, the whole outfit,
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: would it work without the cowboy hat? You know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah. Doesn't matter. It does. Number nine, Ron Swanson. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nick Offerman. This can grow a very thick, luscious mustache
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  Speaker 2: that can kind of rub off from friction. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: Do I just do the same? Because we're going to
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: have the same ones. Or do I just do them
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  Speaker 2: in my order? Do them in your order, man. That
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  Speaker 2: will determine the point system that we have for this. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go... I'm going to go number nine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go Lemmy. Lemmy. That's good. Yep. He's
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  Speaker 2: higher up also. Yep. Lemmy. What a great name. Is
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: there a better Rockstar name? Then Lemmy Kilmeister. Right. Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: That's a shout out to my dad and his weird
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  Speaker 2: YouTube video watching.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Number eight, I'm going with the Hulkster. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a legend. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when he shaved it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It looked real weird. Real weird. So he needed a stash. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he did. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know a guy needs a mustache until the
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  Speaker 1: mustache is gone.
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  Speaker 2: Until it disappears. And then, oh. Oh, God. You don't
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  Speaker 2: look like yourself. I think because we saw it for
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  Speaker 2: so long. Yeah. It was a habit. And I remember
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  Speaker 2: when he grew it back and it was just like
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  Speaker 2: a normal mustache on the handlebar. Yeah. Not right. Hulk
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  Speaker 2: Hogan needed the full mustache. He did. Even when he
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  Speaker 2: had the beard, he had to have the mustache, too.
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  Speaker 2: His black beard. The black beard, the white mustache. It worked.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why it worked so well. I don't know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I must have thought it made him look like more
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  Speaker 1: of a bad guy with a black beard and a
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  Speaker 1: white mustache.
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  Speaker 2: I guess. My number eight, I'm going to go baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Raleigh Fingers. Okay. Big handlebar. Yeah. Never seen that man
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  Speaker 2: without it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I probably could find pictures of him
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  Speaker 1: in minor league days.
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  Speaker 2: Once he grew that, it was a statement. Yes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: good one. Seven, moving right along. Yeah. I'm going with
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  Speaker 2: the bandit himself. Burt Reynolds. Burt effing Reynolds. Oh, yeah.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Coming up. What a... Norm Macdonald. Oh, great impression. Great impression.
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  Speaker 2: His documentary's coming up. Is it? There's a Norm Macdonald documentary.
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  Speaker 2: Norm Macdonald documentary?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'll watch that. I love Norm Macdonald. He was great.
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  Speaker 2: 30 works. Underrated. He... His... If you haven't watched this,
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: when he tells his moth joke... Oh. It's... The moth joke. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it's the joke. But he tells it so long. Just insane.
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  Speaker 2: Just get on YouTube and watch clips of Norm Macdonald
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  Speaker 2: on Conan O'Brien. It's fantastic. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: And it is like the professor of logic joke. He
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  Speaker 1: had a very weird sense of humor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it worked. It did. So good. 57, I
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  Speaker 2: think he passed. Like, 57. Yeah, very. Too young. Cancer. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: What are we, number seven? Yeah. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 2: Will Ferrell. Okay, like Anchorman. Yeah. Yeah. He's a different
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  Speaker 2: guy when that mustache goes on. Yes. Like, I know
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: it's Will Ferrell, but it's Ron Burgundy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, so really I should have put Ron Burgundy. You
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  Speaker 1: should have. But it's Will Ferrell doing it, but man.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: I'll do a list here. We have several.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jimbo. New to the pod. Nice. Number 10, Albert Einstein. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good one. Again, very thick and luscious. Sam Elliott,
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  Speaker 2: number nine. Will Ferrell in Anchorman, it says. Lou Brown. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it, I forgot about
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: that one. Kurt Russell and Wyatt Earp. Yeah. Ted Lasso. Oh,
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: damn it. I forgot about that one, too. Jeff Foxworthy. Yeah. Again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Without the mustache, you would just be a dude. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Number three, Raleigh Fingers. Number two, Burt Reynolds. Number one,
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: the great Tom Selleck. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Jim Bull. Yeah. Three.
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: Feel free to come back on this podcast. Lloyd Fowler's. Yummy.
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  Speaker 2: Number ten, Raleigh Fingers. Yeah. Nine, Steve Harvey.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: I think if you flip Steve Harvey's head upside down,
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  Speaker 1: those would just be his eyebrows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it would look exactly the same. Yep. Number eight,
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  Speaker 2: Wilford Brimley. It's a diabetes. Yeah. Number seven, James Gammon.
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  Speaker 2: You can't say the word diabetes without your mustache just
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  Speaker 2: shivering just a little bit. Who was seven? Number seven
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  Speaker 2: is James Gammon. It's Lou Brown. Lou Brown. Yeah. Six,
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Buffett. Buffett had a stache? Did he have a stache?
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  Speaker 2: He must have. I bet he could grow a luxurious stache.
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  Speaker 2: I bet he could. Oh, man. I'm going to Google.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Number five, David Crosby. That's a good one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: damn it. I'm kind of mad I didn't think of
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  Speaker 2: that one. Four, Lemmy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jimmy Buffett had a glorious mustache.
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  Speaker 2: Did he? Oh, boy, yeah. Long hair. Oh, beautiful. That's
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  Speaker 2: a beach guy right there. That is. Number four was Lemmy. Uh-huh. Three,
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  Speaker 2: Tom Selleck. Uh-huh. Two, Burt Reynolds. Yep. One, Hulk Hogan.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Florida guy. Goes with Hulk Hogan. We're going to have
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: to get rid of those this time. Yeah, we can't
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  Speaker 2: crinkle these up. All right. Six. I'm going to go. Wait. Yeah, six.
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  Speaker 2: Former president. Your mom mentioned him. Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt, yeah.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Good one. Theodore. When you think of, like, presidents and stuff, like,
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  Speaker 2: the name itself sounds presidential. And I think Theodore Roosevelt
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  Speaker 2: just sounds like a very presidential name. Yeah. Like, uh.
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  Speaker 2: John Kennedy. That sounds very presidential. It does. What are
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  Speaker 2: we at? Six? Six. I got Will from Brimley in
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  Speaker 2: that one. Will from Brimley. I think a cocoon. Okay.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Good movie. Yeah. I don't think I've seen it. No?
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen cocoon. Cocoon? It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I have a list from Cassie Johnson. Returning. Okay. Number 10,
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  Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal. Yeah. That's a good one. Number 9, Eddie Murphy. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Got in the hands. Number 8, Jason Lee from My
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  Speaker 2: Name is Earl. Oh, that's a good one. That's a
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  Speaker 2: fantastic slash. Solid. Balding. Yeah. Yeah, it does look good.
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  Speaker 2: Number seven, Rick Offerman. Looks like one of my relatives.
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  Speaker 2: Nick Offerman. Who do you look like? Just pick one.
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  Speaker 2: His name was even Hickey in the show. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Earl Hickey. Nick Offerman. Yeah. Michael B. Jordan. Okay. Number five,
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  Speaker 2: Spencer Dutton. I'm guessing Yellowstone. Was that like 1889 days
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  Speaker 2: or something? Oh, could be.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about those other shows. Spence, does that be?
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  Speaker 2: Spencer Dutton. Yep, he was in 1923. Okay. That's a
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  Speaker 2: nice poster. Was that Sam Elliott's? Nope. Oh. Okay. It
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  Speaker 2: looks like a baseball snitch. Yeah. Number four, Burt Reynolds.
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  Speaker 2: Number three, Sam Elliott in 2026. Still hot. Still, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she says.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, Tom Selleck. Number one, Sam Elliott in specifically Roadhouse.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: $ 7 million twice, I thought it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. I like it. Let's go with one down from here. Money.
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  Speaker 2: Honorable mention, Dominic Mysterio. Hell yeah. Money in the bank winner.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to happen. Number 10, Lando Calrissian. Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. Son of a bitch. Nine, Hulk Hogan. Yep. Eight,
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  Speaker 2: White Goodman from Dodgeball. Yeah, that's a good one. I
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: didn't think about that. I think he also put Hal. Yeah, Hal.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Same thing. Same stash. Yep. Seven, Dr. Robotnik, Jim Carrey. Okay.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Is that a... Sonic. What? Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, I've
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: never seen it. Okay. Number six, Cesar Romero, 60s Joker. Yeah. Five, Thorny, J.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Chandler Seacar from Super Troopers. Yeah. The aforementioned. Who wants
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  Speaker 2: a mustache ride? Four, Charlie Chaplin. Very thin. Very... Very narrow. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bold choice. Yeah. He did it first, yes.
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  Speaker 2: He did it first. Yeah. The three Raleigh Fingers. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Two Ron Swanson. And number one, Caleb Geminis, 2010. I
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  Speaker 2: love it. Probably look like his dad. Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Number five, I'm going to go speaking of Howard Mickelson. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had to put him on the list. If you
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  Speaker 1: didn't know, he had a. Also, a smaller version of
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  Speaker 1: Raleigh Fingers, basically, and a wider version of Raleigh Fingers.
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  Speaker 1: Raleigh Fingers still works.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I doubt it, but maybe. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: handlebar sash, we tried it. Yeah. It did not go well.
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  Speaker 2: Looked awful. Yeah, we don't have, I don't think we had, like,
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: the mustache racks. I don't think I'm old enough for that.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I had, well, I think I used superglue. That's not
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  Speaker 2: a wise choice. I couldn't get it. It was coming
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  Speaker 2: off that night anyways. It didn't matter. As soon as
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  Speaker 2: that game was over, I was going home and shaving
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  Speaker 2: that thing off. Yeah. Yeah. Handlebar sash. Absolutely. My number five,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going Burt Reynolds here. Five? Yeah. Wowee. Hey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had him at seven.
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  Speaker 1: Because his is, it's iconic, but it is, it's not
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  Speaker 1: very impressive.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't define him. Yeah, he could honestly go without it.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen Burt without it. It's fine. Yeah. My top
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  Speaker 2: four are, I think, the mustache. You have to have it. Like,
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  Speaker 2: Burrell didn't need the mustache.
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  Speaker 1: No. He was great without it. However, would the bandit
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  Speaker 1: character work if he didn't have it? No, the bandit
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  Speaker 1: worked with the mustache, yeah. He needed the mustache for
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: that one. But then, like, the longest yard didn't need it.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Speaking of, did... Did... Sheriff. Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Did he have a mustache? I think it was very
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  Speaker 2: pencil thin. I think he did in that movie, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Very thin. And blonde. Or white. Jackie Gleason.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: You scum bum as the edited TBS version.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was always on. It was. Still is. Second
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: one is terrible. Is it the Hall of Elephant? Yeah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: They jumped the shark on that one. Yep. Good Fonzie reference. Yeah.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I have a list. There's another one. Marcus Jacobs. Honorable mention,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Sam Elliott. Honorable mention? Yeah. Number 10, The Iron Sheik. Ah, nice. Yeah.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: You piece of shit. Number 9, Danny Trio. Yeah, good one.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Number 8, Clark Gable. Okay. Number 7, Mark Twain. He
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: did have a big mustache. Number 6, Geraldo Rivera. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's solid. Oh, yeah. Again, very bushy and thick. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Number five, Einstein. I'm assuming he is Albert. Yeah. Okay.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it wasn't John. It could have been Doc's dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Does he have a mustache? Dogs have mustaches. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If you shave them right. Number four, Tom Selleck. Three,
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  Speaker 2: Doc Holliday. Yeah. Number two, Raleigh Fingers. And number one,
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  Speaker 2: Burt Reynolds.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Four mentions. I like it. Burt Reynolds. Huge ass. Oh,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: this is a great one. Ten. The Pringles guy. Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Honorable mention. Nine. Mr. Monopoly. Eight. Dutch Mantel. Dirty. Oh, man.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You're talking about just thick. Yeah. Seven. Alan Jackson. Nice. Six.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Nick Offerman. Five. Kurt Russell. Four, John Waters. That pencil-thin little... Three,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Salvador Dali. Interesting. Did it go really far out? Two,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Frank Zappa. Good one. And number one, Prince. Prince. Dirty.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: He's a dirty sash. Alright, number four. I went Raleigh
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  Speaker 2: Fingers on this one. Yeah. We've already talked about it. Yep.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: He was a closer, right? I believe. I don't know.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Eckersley had a good message. Eckersley had a good message, too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And another A. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but Raleigh Fingers.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: That's a great one. Hall of Famer. And Hall of
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Famer message. Yep. Number four, Tom Selleck. Yep. Four?
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, three, you already mentioned them. Lemmy. Yeah. Fantastic.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Lemmy is God. So big. Who'd run in a fight?
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  Speaker 2: Lemmy or God? Lemmy. Lemmy is God. Yeah. If you
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: can name that movie. I can name that movie. You're
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: a real one. You know. Yeah. It's Airheads for those
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  Speaker 2: of you watching.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: It's Airheads. It's Airheads. Go watch it. Lemmy. That's my three. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my number three. Yeah. You're up. Nick Offerman. Okay. That's
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Ron Swans. Yep. It's a good one. Fantastic. But that's
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: another guy who could clean shave. I don't know if
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: that hair care would have worked.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Ron Swanson wouldn't have worked. Because he did shave it
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: at one episode.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It was terrible. When he went back with Tammy Wan. Yeah. Oh, bad. Yes, sir.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Can I help you? Oh, my God. But he could
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: grow the full beard. It worked. Yeah. All right. Last
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: couple lists here. We have April. Neil Perch from the 70s. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Moni's dad on his 60th birthday. Number eight, Caleb's dad
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: on his 60th birthday. Okay. Number seven, Idris Elba. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Number six, Cole Thomas. I don't know Cole Thomas. The
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Acrobat from Caroline, number five. Okay. That one guy in
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: quality at P & G, Sarah will know who I'm
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: talking about. Nice. Number three, her dad. Number two, Burt Reynolds.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: And number one, Tom Selleck. Yep.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I got here and here from Mark. I don't want
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: to mention this to me, Sam.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yep. Number 10, Andy Reid. Good one.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: That's a walrus stash right there. Number 9, Albert Einstein. 8,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Sam Elliott. Yep. 6, Groucho Marx.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I kind of forgot about Groucho Marx. Yeah. 6, Charlie Chaplin. 5,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Sully Sullenberger.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A pilot. Yeah. Just a random pilot. A random pilot. Well,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: not a random person. Well, no, I guess not. He
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: saved some lives. Four, Tommy Chong. That's fantastic. Yeah. Damn it. Aw. What? Cheech.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Cheech had a great mustache. Cheech did have a good mustache.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Number three, Ox Baker. Okay. Wrestler? Or is
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: it a baseball player? It sounds like it could be
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: either one. Yeah. Wrestler. Okay. Number two. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Thick and handlebar.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: What do you call that? Keep that out. We're going
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: to need to look this one up, too. Yep. Is
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: it Boston Blackie? Yep. Yeah. Another wrestler, I'm assuming? Fictional character.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Fictional character. Yeah, very pencil thin. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: And number one, General Ambrose Burnside. Correct. the sideburns. Sideburns, yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I just learned that. All right, number two, the top
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: two mustaches. I'm going to go with Sam Elliott. Number two.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Sam Elliott, yep. Sam, The Stranger. He's in just every
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Western ever. Yeah. He was in Parks and Rec. As Ron.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: The other Ron. The other Ron. Yep. As a... Yep.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: As a.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Vegan... Yeah. Yeah. Weirdo. Weirdo. Well, my number two, I'm
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: going Kurt Russell. Yep. Yep. Whether it be Tombstone or
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Hateful Eight. My goodness. Mm-hmm. Guy can grow a mustache.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: He can grow a lot of facial hair. He can.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But also.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Could be completely clean shaven and pulls it off. Although
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I like it better with the beard.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I don't mention, I only have one or two. I
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: have Pringles guy and I have Rick Rude. Oh, that's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: a good one. Rick Rude. Yeah. I got the Pringles guy.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I got Freddie Mercury and I got one that I
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: cannot believe nobody has said.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Dale Earnhardt. Yeah. Yeah. Shocked. I thought Boyd Follett for sure. Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I thought somebody would have a Dale Earnhardt there, but yeah. Yep,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: numero uno for me is Tom Sutter.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's the best mustache of all time. It's a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: pretty great one. Needs it. It defines him. Yeah. He's Mr. Baseball.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Built a career on it. He has Magnum PI. Yep.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And Magnum TA. He had also a good mustache. He
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: did have a good mustache too, right? Well, my number
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: one is Sam Elliott. Okay. So, I mean, we're splitting
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: hairs here. We are. Yeah. So, those are our lists. Yeah. Well,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: now let's get to our accumulated list and the results
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: are in. All right. And the results. Like we said
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: just two seconds ago. Yeah. We got a three-way tie
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: for 10th with Teddy Roosevelt, Will Ferrell, and Wilford Brimley. Yep.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Those are three interesting trio that I want to see party. Right.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: A president, two actors. Number nine, we got Albert Einstein. Yep.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Number eight. Howie. That's right. The man himself. Number seven, Lemmy. Yeah,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: that surprised me. Yeah. Six, Kurt Russell. Respectable. Five, we
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: got Ron Swanson. Or Nick Offerman.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Nick Offerman, however you want to do it. Yeah, we're
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: in the elite mustache. Yeah, we are. A couple of these,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and number one and two were separated by one point.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yep. So number four, we got Raleigh Fingers. He came
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: in with 37 points. Yep. Number three, we got Sam Elliott.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: And the top three are exactly who you think. 50
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and a half. Yep.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: And number two, we got Tom Selleck with 60. And
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: number one, Burt Reynolds with a 61. According to our listeners,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the greatest mustache of all time.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Can't knock it. Nope. It is what it is. That's
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: how it shook down. That's how the cookie crumbles. Walter Cronkite.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Nobody had Walter Cronkite on their list. Or Alex Trebek. Oh,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: my God. Wow. We can.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in myself. There was a few in there
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I can't believe didn't get more. Or didn't get mentioned
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's sad. Oh well. That's how it works. Alright,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: well thanks for all the lists. Keep them coming. Subscribe.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Tell us in the comments. And look out for a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: fun episode next week. And then get us a list
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: for Villain origin stories. Yeah, villain origin stories. That'll be
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: the next list we're going to do. So that'll be
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: whether it's a TV show or movie.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, any villain origin story. It doesn't have to be
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: comic book.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: You want to see the bad guy from Newman's fucking
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: side story in Seinfeld.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: How he became the way he became. Did we find
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: that out, though? I don't know. Do we have to
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: know the villain origin story? No, you don't have to.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: You make one up yourself. Oh, you're making it up yourself? Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You figure out, yeah, this might have already been done,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: whether it's your favorite villain origin story or... Oh, or
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: you can just make it up. One that you've made up. Gotcha.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: All right. How did Newman become the way he was?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Was his parents abusive? Could be. Did he get taken
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: along in mail truck rides? Some girl turned him down. Yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, yeah, get us a list. Villain origin story.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: We've got a special guest for that one, so stay tuned. Yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: All right. Thanks for listening. Yeah. Like, share, subscribe.