Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / CHRISTMAS SPECIAL | Son of a Boy Dad #262 ft. Dana Beers
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- 3:31Speaker 5: I will say, dude, but like that was that was
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- 3:36Speaker 5: show so far. But if it wasn't spoiled for me
- 3:42Speaker 5: prior to watching it, I think that would have been
- 3:44Speaker 5: like one of the most entertaining shows I've ever liked
- 3:47Speaker 5: episodes of a show I've ever watched. Like, I was
- 3:50Speaker 5: like blown away because like I knew you were I
- 3:53Speaker 5: knew you were getting eliminated, and I still was like,
- 3:55Speaker 5: what is gonna happen here? You handled that well? I
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- 4:03Speaker 1: Well wait, why don't we talk about this on the show?
- 4:08Speaker 5: I don't know how you handled that that that well
- 4:11Speaker 5: that was on the show. I mean that must taken
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- 4:15Speaker 1: Let's talk right now. Let's just let's just start the show.
- 4:17Speaker 5: Okay, already, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 4:23Speaker 5: Dad podcast. This is our Christmas episode.
- 4:27Speaker 1: You know, we had to fucking Bob Bottles.
- 4:31Speaker 5: I'm actually gonna drink some egnog nog it up virgin
- 4:34Speaker 5: of course.
- 4:34Speaker 3: You've never had you never had eggnog. Oh, I'm sorry,
- 4:37Speaker 3: not spiked. I see what you're saying.
- 4:39Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna have some straight bourbon in it.
- 4:43Speaker 1: So that's I brought bourbon in ro.
- 4:45Speaker 3: I'm kind of keen on the rum to.
- 4:47Speaker 5: I think it's typically a rum drink, isn't it.
- 4:49Speaker 1: It's it's multiple you can try different things with it.
- 4:52Speaker 5: I didn't know.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I looked it up on the internet. Can I pour
- 4:57Speaker 1: you up some sass?
- 4:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:59Speaker 1: See, is this season to be sassy?
- 5:02Speaker 3: Follow la la la. Let's make it stiff. You know,
- 5:05Speaker 3: you can really pour a lot into in this because
- 5:08Speaker 3: eggnog is a mixed mixer, is very very masking, masking.
- 5:15Speaker 1: I went big, I need something to this bit.
- 5:19Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. I might have gone a little
- 5:20Speaker 3: too big because now I just haven't float her.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Look at the difference is some of the densest agnog
- 5:28Speaker 5: I've ever had.
- 5:28Speaker 1: It's New York name. This is like raw milk, and
- 5:31Speaker 1: there's I have four I have four of them. Yeah,
- 5:35Speaker 1: our voices are going to be a completely different active
- 5:38Speaker 1: by the time we're done.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Have I told you guys that when Waggy was giving
- 5:42Speaker 3: birth to seven or eight puppies, uh, we gave her
- 5:46Speaker 3: bowls of eggnog because of the caloric Uh, she needed
- 5:52Speaker 3: to like replace the calories. Given how grueling her childbirth was.
- 5:58Speaker 5: Not as good as I remembered it being.
- 6:02Speaker 3: What egg hut? Yeah, we used to feed our dogs
- 6:07Speaker 3: are well, you know what. Sas didn't like it, So
- 6:10Speaker 3: I'm not going to finish the thought.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I need a could you grab like a plastic knives
- 6:17Speaker 1: and honestly, if there's ice cubes out there, should we
- 6:19Speaker 1: get ice cubes and put it in there.
- 6:21Speaker 5: You might want to water down that nog. It's gonna
- 6:24Speaker 5: be more of a smoothie than anything.
- 6:26Speaker 3: Well you're a smoothie guy.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yeah, when it tastes like eggs, it doesn't taste like eggs.
- 6:31Speaker 3: No, it's delicious sweetness.
- 6:34Speaker 1: It is like damn milk.
- 6:35Speaker 5: It's so thick.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Though, I know, I almost want like a shot of
- 6:39Speaker 1: the nog straight.
- 6:40Speaker 3: I was thinking that, so like straight knog I did.
- 6:43Speaker 5: I had two SIPs on full. I don't need to
- 6:47Speaker 5: eat for the rest of the day. Oh yeah, there's
- 6:49Speaker 5: a spice to it, go easy on it.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Wow. Wow.
- 6:56Speaker 1: When I was home for Thanksgiving my mom, I was like,
- 6:59Speaker 1: take tylen all. My mom walked in, she was like,
- 7:02Speaker 1: here's something to drink it with, and she gave me
- 7:03Speaker 1: a tall glass of milk really almost threw up. I
- 7:08Speaker 1: cannot drink milk anymore. I'm not a milk drinker.
- 7:12Speaker 5: Me and my me and my boys are really big
- 7:14Speaker 5: into raw milk right now.
- 7:15Speaker 3: What is raw milk?
- 7:17Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 7:17Speaker 5: All I know is that I will say this. Bo
- 7:19Speaker 5: went to Kenya and he was in Kenya for like
- 7:23Speaker 5: a month or so recently. Yeah, and he said that
- 7:27Speaker 5: he said that in Kenya they they all drink raw milk,
- 7:32Speaker 5: so or like these there's like there's like there's like
- 7:34Speaker 5: tribes in Kenya where like they they the only things
- 7:37Speaker 5: zoom is just raw milk.
- 7:39Speaker 1: The mas Yeah, the Red Jackets, yes, and they jump.
- 7:43Speaker 5: But jum and apparently it's extremely healthy. And then next
- 7:48Speaker 5: thing I know, I hear RFK talking about raw milk,
- 7:51Speaker 5: and then Bo's calling me telling me that Trump's gonna
- 7:55Speaker 5: free up all the raw milk and we're gonna and
- 7:58Speaker 5: we're gonna get locked. Yeah, they've been hiding it from us,
- 8:01Speaker 5: but he said that we're going to go back heat.
- 8:03Speaker 5: Bo's big thing right now is Maha, which is make
- 8:06Speaker 5: America healthy again. And we're just me and my boys
- 8:09Speaker 5: are just slamming raw milk.
- 8:10Speaker 1: On the daily. Yeah, I'm trying to say.
- 8:15Speaker 3: I don't.
- 8:16Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
- 8:17Speaker 1: I'm believing less in RFK and I hate to say it.
- 8:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I dude, is he actually banning uncrustables?
- 8:24Speaker 1: Just make a freshy? Just make a freshy. We have
- 8:27Speaker 1: Bonus' committed.
- 8:28Speaker 3: I can't waste it.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Just pour it into a taller glass.
- 8:32Speaker 3: It's just a shot with a little bit of fucking
- 8:34Speaker 3: eggnog in it.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Mine is so good.
- 8:43Speaker 3: After kicked in after burners.
- 8:45Speaker 1: You pour it back and forth in the two make
- 8:47Speaker 1: a little look. I got it.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Now it's now it's getting pretty consistent.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Like I said that twice and then you've had the
- 8:52Speaker 5: sip and gone.
- 8:54Speaker 3: It was better the second time, And now I think
- 8:55Speaker 3: we're gonna be okay.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Boys, boys get some eggnog.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Mm hmm, well spicy.
- 9:05Speaker 5: Spice.
- 9:06Speaker 3: So you were like I thought it would be totally nasty.
- 9:09Speaker 3: I thought it'd be like having alcohol with soup. Contra
- 9:13Speaker 3: my friends, Oh contrere it is.
- 9:16Speaker 1: I had a I have the right amount in there.
- 9:19Speaker 5: I don't know, two SIPs of it. I'm genuinely stuffed.
- 9:24Speaker 5: I did also have a couple of Hostess donuts before.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Though you said those were for us.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Next thing. I know, I was, I was clearing them out.
- 9:32Speaker 1: There are three left though, Well, you better not touch him.
- 9:35Speaker 3: This is the worst cocktail ever.
- 9:38Speaker 1: You make a freshie, dude, you're out.
- 9:40Speaker 5: Of your mind.
- 9:40Speaker 3: I want that one. No across the rubicon.
- 9:45Speaker 5: You're gonna throw up, and it's gonna be a nasty
- 9:48Speaker 5: It's gonna be a projectile throw up. Sure will, yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 5: sure will be coming from the ass.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Did you want to talk about Surviving Barstool?
- 10:00Speaker 1: I definitely do so. If you haven't watched your Viving
- 10:02Speaker 1: Barsool yet, you're a little bit behind, this is your chance,
- 10:06Speaker 1: like spoiler. You know this is a spoiler.
- 10:09Speaker 5: Avoid this part if you haven't seen the show. But
- 10:11Speaker 5: we're only talking about episode the things that have come
- 10:14Speaker 5: out so far. But we're not talking about the one
- 10:16Speaker 5: because this will come out. By the time this comes out,
- 10:18Speaker 5: the newest episode will already be out, which I haven't
- 10:20Speaker 5: seen yet.
- 10:21Speaker 3: That was fine.
- 10:21Speaker 1: We're only talking through episode eight. Yeah, and so it's
- 10:24Speaker 1: a spoiler, and we'll like make some kind of we'll
- 10:26Speaker 1: clap a bunch or make some kind of ruckets when
- 10:28Speaker 1: we stop talking about us. You can jump ahead in
- 10:29Speaker 1: the video or the podcast or something like that. Fair
- 10:34Speaker 1: that being said, so you know, jump ahead, jump ahead
- 10:37Speaker 1: if you need to. But that being said, we lost
- 10:40Speaker 1: this older.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got smoked. I got smoked out last night.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Brutal, but not a conventional smoke. No, it's more of
- 10:49Speaker 1: like a lucky strike.
- 10:50Speaker 3: I am not one who tends to go quietly into
- 10:53Speaker 3: that good night. It was.
- 10:56Speaker 1: It was quite controversial. I think we should I don't
- 10:59Speaker 1: know it to people, right. Francis was about to get
- 11:04Speaker 1: Francis got eliminated, but there was a tribe of six
- 11:09Speaker 1: of us and they wound up splitting the vote. So
- 11:11Speaker 1: there were two votes on me, two votes on Francis,
- 11:13Speaker 1: two votes on Movie who also works here, and Francis
- 11:19Speaker 1: you want to take it away?
- 11:20Speaker 3: I mean, each and every one of those votes was
- 11:22Speaker 3: orchestrated by Big Cat, Dave and Rhea. They knew exactly
- 11:26Speaker 3: how it was going to go. They knew who was
- 11:28Speaker 3: going to vote for whom, and that it just they
- 11:33Speaker 3: They were five steps ahead at every point. I had
- 11:36Speaker 3: an idol which I had gotten on like the first
- 11:40Speaker 3: day of the show, and everyone it's so easy to
- 11:44Speaker 3: watch the show back and say I should have done
- 11:46Speaker 3: that differently, and everyone's commenting being like, why didn't you
- 11:50Speaker 3: do this? Why didn't you do that? You should have
- 11:52Speaker 3: done this, you should do it. I don't know why
- 11:55Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Well, Francis was about to get eliminated and he said
- 11:59Speaker 1: to Dave, I will give you this idol if I
- 12:04Speaker 1: stay in the.
- 12:04Speaker 5: Wait, let's rewind a little bit.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, take it, take it, make it, make.
- 12:07Speaker 5: It under because that's that's before that, that's after the
- 12:13Speaker 5: original vote.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, the three of them.
- 12:17Speaker 5: So I have some questions about the original vote. Yes,
- 12:20Speaker 5: please when the original vote takes place, I don't know.
- 12:26Speaker 5: I guess it wouldn't have worked.
- 12:28Speaker 3: There was nothing we could have done.
- 12:29Speaker 5: Because I because you guys had the plan where you said,
- 12:31Speaker 5: they're all going to vote for Francis, all place the
- 12:33Speaker 5: idle YouTube vote for Dave. Dave will go.
- 12:37Speaker 1: It was two two two, so but it was two
- 12:38Speaker 1: to two, so that ever would have worked.
- 12:40Speaker 5: You know what?
- 12:40Speaker 3: The only I mean again, it's all fucking perfect. I
- 12:44Speaker 3: was gonna ask if we could have placed two votes
- 12:46Speaker 3: on Dave and then I'm sure that then then then
- 12:52Speaker 3: you would have been maybe wouldn't have had any votes,
- 12:55Speaker 3: and then you and I would both have votes and
- 12:57Speaker 3: we wouldn't have been able to vote, and one of
- 12:59Speaker 3: us goes home.
- 12:59Speaker 9: There's nothing we could have done from that moment. No,
- 13:02Speaker 9: I think, because if it was it was to you
- 13:05Speaker 9: to Dave too, then movie Rhea. And but if you
- 13:08Speaker 9: placed the idol on yourself before then would have gone,
- 13:11Speaker 9: then I.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Would have gone. You think, no, no, and no chance.
- 13:18Speaker 1: But there's a huge part that they didn't show, a
- 13:20Speaker 1: huge scene that they didn't show. When you first told
- 13:23Speaker 1: me that you had the idol. I thought I was
- 13:25Speaker 1: the first person to know that Francis had an idol.
- 13:28Speaker 1: I was Actually he was telling everybody.
- 13:30Speaker 3: I was not sharing it willingly. I had told people because.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Of I'm not criticizing. I'm not criticizing you. But I
- 13:37Speaker 1: look into camera, I'm like, my boy's fucking different. I
- 13:41Speaker 1: was gassing him up. But he had gone into a
- 13:43Speaker 1: ceiling panel to pull down an idol. But then he
- 13:46Speaker 1: also told me something else. He was like, I have
- 13:48Speaker 1: a key for a different idol. I have another key.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Yeah, did they not show that.
- 13:55Speaker 5: They didn't show that.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Why didn't they show that?
- 13:57Speaker 1: That's so fucking insane. So he had a key for
- 14:00Speaker 1: another idol and if he had played that key, and
- 14:03Speaker 1: if they had worked, then that was our only chance.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd had two idols.
- 14:08Speaker 1: If we had two idols, he could play one on him,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I could play one on me, and then we picked
- 14:12Speaker 1: who go.
- 14:13Speaker 3: I forgot that they didn't show that. Yeah. I had
- 14:15Speaker 3: found a third key right during the day, heading into
- 14:19Speaker 3: the elimination ceremony, and I went and played it and
- 14:22Speaker 3: I got blanked. So, oh, here's Dana.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Do you want to Francis? You want to make him
- 14:36Speaker 1: one of your famous.
- 14:37Speaker 3: Yea, let's snob.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Dana.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Do you like rum or whiskey rum?
- 14:46Speaker 1: For sure?
- 14:48Speaker 7: I would love to just sit and crush nog with
- 14:51Speaker 7: the boys.
- 14:52Speaker 1: So we're talking about surviving. Did you did you watch
- 14:55Speaker 1: last night time?
- 14:56Speaker 9: I did?
- 14:56Speaker 7: Yeah, I felt bad for my boy. We lost a
- 14:58Speaker 7: good one I heard about I kind of had heard
- 15:01Speaker 7: about it. Also, I can't hear out of my ears.
- 15:03Speaker 7: If I'm really loud right.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Now, you're super cal your ears.
- 15:06Speaker 7: Yeah, if i'm loud, just tell me you're good. Why
- 15:09Speaker 7: what do you mean I've been on three flights in
- 15:11Speaker 7: three days.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I'm just fucked. Oh, I see you can't hear out
- 15:14Speaker 1: of your ears.
- 15:15Speaker 7: I can't hear I can It's like I have headphones
- 15:17Speaker 7: on right now. It's insane.
- 15:19Speaker 5: That's not good.
- 15:20Speaker 1: I know what the fuck.
- 15:22Speaker 7: I felt bad for my boy. I had heard tales
- 15:24Speaker 7: about it, and I didn't really know what was gonna happen.
- 15:26Speaker 1: But I don't know it was nasty. Well, we were
- 15:29Speaker 1: just saying that there was a part that didn't show
- 15:31Speaker 1: he had another key to potentially get another idol, So
- 15:34Speaker 1: there was a chance that when he and I were
- 15:36Speaker 1: coming up with the plan to get Dave, that he
- 15:38Speaker 1: went and used that key. It wound up being nothing. Right,
- 15:42Speaker 1: So if you had gotten another idol, we could have
- 15:45Speaker 1: made a fucking move.
- 15:46Speaker 3: But what would we have done. We would have saved
- 15:48Speaker 3: both of ourselves, right, and then what we get moves out?
- 15:51Speaker 3: But then there's stuff three too. Could Oh we could
- 15:54Speaker 3: have gotten Dave out. Yeah, we could have got They
- 15:57Speaker 3: had two votes against moves already, so they would have
- 15:59Speaker 3: done it.
- 16:00Speaker 1: We were the two votes against moves.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Oh, that would have been if we.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Both voted for Dave and then we use both the
- 16:07Speaker 1: idols on ourselves. But we didn't know that they were
- 16:10Speaker 1: going to get us. They tricked us.
- 16:11Speaker 3: They tricked us, big catch.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Reasoning was that he I spooked him because I talked
- 16:16Speaker 1: about voted for Dave, vote for me?
- 16:19Speaker 3: Is that the dog? This is the nog. I'm sarring
- 16:22Speaker 3: it for you.
- 16:22Speaker 5: That's a hefty nog. It's very thick.
- 16:26Speaker 7: That's a lot of brown.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Give it, give it an You need to give it
- 16:30Speaker 1: a minute.
- 16:30Speaker 3: It takes a minute.
- 16:31Speaker 1: You have to let it steep.
- 16:32Speaker 7: I don't like this though, because you you preach about
- 16:35Speaker 7: how I need to get my act together. I'm off
- 16:37Speaker 7: the sauce for three weeks, and now you're handing me
- 16:40Speaker 7: my first drink.
- 16:41Speaker 1: He's given and it's literally pancake battery.
- 16:43Speaker 3: I like you drinking, I don't like you eating.
- 16:47Speaker 7: Isn't this essentially worse than this?
- 16:49Speaker 3: Is pretty lie.
- 16:51Speaker 1: If you pour this on the grill, you can make
- 16:53Speaker 1: an entire like one of.
- 16:54Speaker 5: These is like going to McDonald's for a week straight.
- 16:57Speaker 3: We went. We gave this to our dog when she
- 16:59Speaker 3: was in labor.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Because it's so calorically dense.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Of course, but when my my question was going to
- 17:06Speaker 5: be when when Francis didn't play the idol in the
- 17:11Speaker 5: original vote, were you like, what the fuck is going on?
- 17:15Speaker 1: He said that. There was another conversation they didn't show. No,
- 17:19Speaker 1: the plan was never for him to play the idol
- 17:21Speaker 1: on himself.
- 17:21Speaker 5: I thought it was.
- 17:22Speaker 1: No, The plan was never. We talked about it right
- 17:25Speaker 1: before me him and Rhea. He was like before the
- 17:28Speaker 1: part they showed on camera, he was like, I'm gonna
- 17:30Speaker 1: play it. I'm going to play the idol right now.
- 17:32Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, don't, like, you don't need to.
- 17:36Speaker 1: We have this plan locked in to go for movie.
- 17:38Speaker 5: Yes, I see, I see.
- 17:40Speaker 1: And I mean it was their plan. It wasn't even
- 17:41Speaker 1: our plan to go for movie.
- 17:43Speaker 5: So you guys got played.
- 17:44Speaker 1: We got played, big fiddle. No, like the fucking entire orchestra,
- 17:48Speaker 1: the entire string section.
- 17:49Speaker 3: I will say this. I will say this. I held
- 17:52Speaker 3: onto that idol through probably what six or seven count
- 17:57Speaker 3: tribal councils. I sat on an idol through seven tribal councils.
- 18:04Speaker 3: The amount of willpower it took when it started to
- 18:07Speaker 3: get nerve wracking and you didn't know to hold on
- 18:11Speaker 3: to it probably meant that at that point I was
- 18:15Speaker 3: never going to play it because I had become accustomed
- 18:18Speaker 3: to having the balls to not play it. Yeah.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so hard.
- 18:24Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 18:24Speaker 5: I feel like I mean again, like, I get what
- 18:27Speaker 5: you're saying. It's different when you're in the game from
- 18:29Speaker 5: from the perspective.
- 18:31Speaker 7: Is laughing, Is it nasty data?
- 18:36Speaker 3: It is what it is.
- 18:38Speaker 5: Francis said it was the worst cocktail he's ever had
- 18:41Speaker 5: mine before I mixed it.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Mine is amazing.
- 18:44Speaker 7: I really just want to I just want to stay
- 18:47Speaker 7: here all night and drink these. You love it. I
- 18:51Speaker 7: can see myself having several what a change of heart
- 18:59Speaker 7: from and in a while, and now you.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Know twelve, what's the point of one? I know, drinking
- 19:09Speaker 1: a eggnog every day Until Chris Kringle drinks an eggnog
- 19:13Speaker 1: with me, that should be the next series for real.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 1: But so Francis has this design put against him. They
- 19:23Speaker 1: think that I think they're trying to flush out your idol,
- 19:26Speaker 1: which means that the real plan was me because if
- 19:29Speaker 1: they flushed out your idol, that means you play it
- 19:30Speaker 1: on yourself. And so the real plan was to get
- 19:33Speaker 1: me out in that circumstance.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Yeah, look, they had they had it all wired and
- 19:37Speaker 3: they were probably texting each other. They they were so
- 19:41Speaker 3: dialed they they big out. I think was doing like
- 19:44Speaker 3: uh Excel spreadsheets on his computer of different outcomes and
- 19:49Speaker 3: sort of like pathways that things could go. And I
- 19:54Speaker 3: think that they probably said because remember Dave says, I'm
- 19:58Speaker 3: sticking with the original plan. My guess is that their
- 20:01Speaker 3: original plan was, if Francis plays the idol for himself,
- 20:03Speaker 3: we go to a tie, we get out wrong. If
- 20:08Speaker 3: Francis does not play the idol, then we vote Francis out.
- 20:11Speaker 3: We flushed the idol.
- 20:13Speaker 5: But like what happens, Like so if if you did
- 20:17Speaker 5: play the id like that's the thing that kind of
- 20:18Speaker 5: sucks the idea.
- 20:20Speaker 3: And are just switching spots.
- 20:22Speaker 5: Yeah, but like also it sucks, Like so if you
- 20:25Speaker 5: did play the idol and then you saved yourself and
- 20:27Speaker 5: then Roan got out and then you guys went back
- 20:29Speaker 5: to like your room, like that's going to be an
- 20:32Speaker 5: awkward conversation.
- 20:33Speaker 3: Wouldn't have been mad at me, no.
- 20:34Speaker 5: I mean, like, but like it would be you Ria,
- 20:37Speaker 5: Dave and movie.
- 20:38Speaker 3: That's how it was for me.
- 20:39Speaker 1: It was the awkward They set up to hit on me,
- 20:42Speaker 1: and I went back to them and I was like
- 20:45Speaker 1: just looking at them all dead in their face. I
- 20:47Speaker 1: had no idea. They completely played me. I was supposed
- 20:49Speaker 1: to be like the sneaky one. They all fucking lied
- 20:52Speaker 1: to my face. I'm like, am I like a great guy?
- 20:57Speaker 6: Dude?
- 20:57Speaker 1: Do I actually have incredible moral turpid compared to these
- 21:01Speaker 1: demons and snakes that work here.
- 21:03Speaker 3: The only thing you can do at that point is
- 21:05Speaker 3: just hope that you win the challenge, and then if
- 21:07Speaker 3: you get to the merge, you immediately go to like
- 21:10Speaker 3: the other people on the other team and you're like,
- 21:12Speaker 3: I'm with you, guys. Fuck these people from my team.
- 21:15Speaker 5: Well, it seems like the Red Tribe has been crumbling
- 21:19Speaker 5: for the last couple of episodes, but it feels like
- 21:21Speaker 5: the Black Tribe at any moment things are just gonna
- 21:23Speaker 5: get at it. Like they got too many, too many
- 21:26Speaker 5: cooks in.
- 21:26Speaker 1: The kitchen and they're emotionally fragile.
- 21:28Speaker 5: They're emotionally I mean, they got Kirk running, i mean
- 21:31Speaker 5: completely running that team.
- 21:33Speaker 1: But then it's like then, but then Rico's I mean
- 21:36Speaker 1: flash the idol thing doesn't come out until Wit and
- 21:39Speaker 1: Rico do that. Yeah, like Wit have and Rico had
- 21:41Speaker 1: this conversation to flush the idol. Dave would have never
- 21:44Speaker 1: had that on his radar, would have never had that,
- 21:47Speaker 1: so Wit low key designed our like either of our demise.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Oh, because he told Rico you know what I mean? Yeah,
- 21:55Speaker 3: but I had already told I had already told Dave,
- 21:58Speaker 3: Ria and Big Cat already knew that I had the idol.
- 22:03Speaker 1: But were they not playing to flush it? Though I
- 22:04Speaker 1: have no idea flush came from Rico, regardless of the
- 22:07Speaker 1: controversy was when you had the idol.
- 22:12Speaker 3: Yeah, so we go to the revote and now you,
- 22:14Speaker 3: me and Moves can't vote because there's a three way tie.
- 22:18Speaker 3: And so I'm sure I already know, I think because
- 22:22Speaker 3: Dave was like, I'm going with the original plan. I
- 22:25Speaker 3: know it's me And I say, uh, Dave, I'll give
- 22:30Speaker 3: you this idol if you if I don't get out
- 22:34Speaker 3: of the game in this round and you you know
- 22:39Speaker 3: you don't vote for me or whatever.
- 22:41Speaker 1: I look Big Cat in the eye, I was like,
- 22:42Speaker 1: did you smoke fucking shot? I think my voice cracked.
- 22:46Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't put that in. I
- 22:48Speaker 1: was like, Dave, I was a number for you. It's
- 22:52Speaker 1: like what you're coming from me?
- 22:54Speaker 4: No?
- 22:58Speaker 3: I said that the day Even then Dave said okay,
- 23:04Speaker 3: And then I turned to Jeff d Low because I
- 23:06Speaker 3: don't know survivor. I don't know Survivor, and a lot
- 23:11Speaker 3: of people think that I'm stupid for not watching Survivor
- 23:16Speaker 3: prior to the show, which way, Yeah, there's true to that, sure,
- 23:19Speaker 3: but also I wasn't doing it to win the fucking show.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, now I watched ten seasons of Survivor.
- 23:28Speaker 1: I didn't. I wouldn't know what to do in that
- 23:30Speaker 1: fucking situation. Well, I was gonna say I never had
- 23:34Speaker 1: seen Survivor before I was on the show. I watched
- 23:36Speaker 1: ten seasons before.
- 23:37Speaker 5: I was gonna say. I think that the whole watching
- 23:39Speaker 5: Survivor thing, like how Tommy won the first what do
- 23:42Speaker 5: he win the first two seasons? Because he was like
- 23:44Speaker 5: this Survivor master. I think that kind of played. And
- 23:49Speaker 5: I think that this season has strayed so far from
- 23:52Speaker 5: the actual like a like original idea of Survivor.
- 23:55Speaker 3: No, I disagree. I think that had I watched Survivor,
- 23:58Speaker 3: I would have been much more tuned to knowing that
- 24:02Speaker 3: Rhea might be lying to me, knowing I needed to
- 24:05Speaker 3: play my idol, knowing not to tell people at all
- 24:08Speaker 3: that I had an idol, different things like that. I mean,
- 24:11Speaker 3: it's just I didn't. I didn't know that stuff. And
- 24:14Speaker 3: so my whole mindset was about trying to win challenges.
- 24:20Speaker 3: I attacked this thing from the standpoint of like an
- 24:23Speaker 3: athletic competition. Yeah, and that is so secondary to your
- 24:27Speaker 3: ability to manipulate people.
- 24:28Speaker 5: Yeah, the challenges are almost meaningless correct.
- 24:32Speaker 7: I don't see how those guys are They were talking
- 24:34Speaker 7: about like throwing the challenge.
- 24:36Speaker 3: How wouldn't you rather just win and not have to
- 24:39Speaker 3: worry about all that. Yeah, the idea of throwing a
- 24:42Speaker 3: challenge to me is like so at odds with how
- 24:45Speaker 3: I could fun it.
- 24:46Speaker 5: I kind of understood it because they were at a
- 24:49Speaker 5: point where they're like they're like, now is the time
- 24:51Speaker 5: to get Taylor out.
- 24:53Speaker 1: And I don't want to say too much about because
- 24:55Speaker 1: I don't know what else is going to come out
- 24:56Speaker 1: about that, but it seems like there was like more
- 24:58Speaker 1: to meet CI with that part. Yeah, the challenges. Yeah,
- 25:05Speaker 1: I think some people might have been doing it and
- 25:07Speaker 1: lying about it. What do you mean, like throwing it
- 25:10Speaker 1: and not saying on the confessionals that they were doing
- 25:12Speaker 1: that they were throwing it.
- 25:14Speaker 5: No, I think it was. It was said multiple times.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Rico said it, Rico said it, and kirkset I don't
- 25:19Speaker 1: want to like spoil I don't want to spoil anything.
- 25:22Speaker 3: We might even need to cut this, we might even
- 25:25Speaker 3: need to cut that, but I completely agree.
- 25:28Speaker 5: All right, well then I don't want to know anything else.
- 25:29Speaker 5: Let's stop talking about the show completely.
- 25:31Speaker 1: No, no, no, Well we have to get to the
- 25:32Speaker 1: part that we were originally in this for it, because
- 25:34Speaker 1: we started talking about it before we started. Because Francis
- 25:37Speaker 1: is in the process of basically getting into a semantics
- 25:41Speaker 1: argument and being on the wrong end of a bank
- 25:44Speaker 1: error that winds up favoring the boss, and so either
- 25:48Speaker 1: you can argue about that, and you started arguing about that,
- 25:51Speaker 1: but then there was a moment where like you just
- 25:54Speaker 1: kind of snapped into a resolve of having being resigned
- 25:58Speaker 1: to your own fate and walked off. And it was
- 26:02Speaker 1: like this level of maturity that I thought was I
- 26:06Speaker 1: don't know, pretty pretty.
- 26:07Speaker 7: What the hell was that.
- 26:11Speaker 1: He was going on?
- 26:12Speaker 5: The tire couch is shaking? I can't what do you
- 26:17Speaker 5: think is gonna happen? Oh?
- 26:20Speaker 1: Is it a yawn?
- 26:21Speaker 3: I tried everything. Let's make him another nog.
- 26:25Speaker 6: I can't have.
- 26:28Speaker 3: No more one more nog. Never heard anybody. You gotta
- 26:32Speaker 3: get to Jersey by one time. Six.
- 26:34Speaker 7: I have to set up at five. It's gonna set
- 26:36Speaker 7: up an hour to get to the hall in tunnel.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Where are you driving?
- 26:39Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 26:40Speaker 3: Why are you driving? I have a car path.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Leave the car overnight, leave the car overnight car.
- 26:47Speaker 3: You can't drive after two knogs exactly.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Well that he already poured you to double You've already
- 26:53Speaker 1: had to This is gonna before.
- 26:55Speaker 3: We just did drivers in and you can't drive after
- 26:58Speaker 3: two knogs.
- 26:59Speaker 7: No, No, I'm showing some, showing some.
- 27:03Speaker 3: Like strangth strength. That's a level. It's a level of
- 27:08Speaker 3: restraint that you possessed. And I will say, uh, and
- 27:11Speaker 3: I wrote this in the blog that I wrote about it.
- 27:13Speaker 3: But good to see you, brother, Thanks for doing.
- 27:15Speaker 5: It, Thank you for joining us.
- 27:20Speaker 1: We need to get a real Dana drinking.
- 27:22Speaker 5: The only thing that happened in Dana's appearance was him
- 27:26Speaker 5: viciously shaking.
- 27:28Speaker 7: The couch.
- 27:32Speaker 1: January.
- 27:33Speaker 5: We love to Uh do you want me to unplug this?
- 27:38Speaker 3: Okay?
- 27:41Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So that was the most random guest appearance
- 27:45Speaker 5: I think, like zero Like the plan was that we
- 27:47Speaker 5: were gonna have him on the whole episode and drank
- 27:51Speaker 5: towers of beer, No towers of nog towers of nog,
- 27:54Speaker 5: and then he came in for three minutes, started aggressively
- 27:57Speaker 5: putting his fingers in his ear, like like the clog
- 28:01Speaker 5: that you get from like being on a plane is
- 28:03Speaker 5: something that you can like scoop out. He was.
- 28:08Speaker 1: He was plunging his ear.
- 28:09Speaker 5: It's something that you can get and remove from your ear.
- 28:13Speaker 1: He was drained, snaking his ear. I've never seen anything
- 28:17Speaker 1: like that. I felt the room shit another earthquake. Dude.
- 28:21Speaker 5: Literally, I'm not even kidding. The couch was shaking so aggressively,
- 28:24Speaker 5: and I didn't want to look over because I was like,
- 28:26Speaker 5: is he having a seizure? Like I thought I was
- 28:28Speaker 5: gonna look over and he was gonna be like foaming
- 28:30Speaker 5: at the mouth.
- 28:31Speaker 1: It's just not brother. That was insane. But that's why
- 28:37Speaker 1: we love Dana Beers. I mean I could. He's one
- 28:40Speaker 1: of the easiest guys to get along with. So you
- 28:43Speaker 1: were about to get fucked over?
- 28:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. I had this confusion with what Jeff said,
- 28:52Speaker 3: and then I realized and then at that point, I'm
- 28:56Speaker 3: standing up and I'm pretty fired up. When when you
- 29:01Speaker 3: stood up, I was I was, yeah, I was like,
- 29:05Speaker 3: wait a second, I just clarified this rule with the
- 29:10Speaker 3: only person that I know to explain the rules, who
- 29:13Speaker 3: is Jeff. Yes, and I mean people, people can say
- 29:20Speaker 3: that the way that Jeff worded it applied to the
- 29:23Speaker 3: actual rules, which is that. Yeah. I guess in that
- 29:26Speaker 3: moment when I was holding the idol, if I got
- 29:29Speaker 3: eliminated from the game, it would die with me. But
- 29:32Speaker 3: my line of questioning up to that point had provided
- 29:35Speaker 3: the context such that his quick reiteration of my own
- 29:39Speaker 3: statement would logically lead anybody to believe that it applied
- 29:43Speaker 3: to After I give date and I was kind of
- 29:50Speaker 3: shocked at what was happening. And then and they don't
- 29:53Speaker 3: I don't think they really showed this. But I looked
- 29:55Speaker 3: back at the whole dais of contestants and Dave was giddy,
- 30:04Speaker 3: gitty over what was happening. Rhea giddy, I mean, they
- 30:09Speaker 3: were so happy. Big Cat had said something about like, well,
- 30:14Speaker 3: Tommy knows the rules, because I was asking Rob, the
- 30:16Speaker 3: head producer, Yeah, yeah, and he was like, Tommy's the
- 30:19Speaker 3: one that does that fucking pussy.
- 30:23Speaker 5: Tommy's smiling at you, Tommy's I think Tommy looked like
- 30:28Speaker 5: he didn't even know what to say. Nobody, nobody knew
- 30:31Speaker 5: you know what it but like I don't know if
- 30:32Speaker 5: you ever had this thought in my head. I was like,
- 30:35Speaker 5: they they're scared to take the idle away from Dave.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you talking about? The
- 30:43Speaker 1: guy that signs it is banker in the favor of
- 30:46Speaker 1: the guy that signs the paychecks. Yeah, but like that
- 30:48Speaker 1: like sitting cross legged, yes, bent.
- 30:51Speaker 5: Over yes, yeah, grinch smiling yeah, ready for Dave's dick
- 30:55Speaker 5: just straight in his mouth.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, no, no on forehead.
- 30:59Speaker 3: And there's just this moment, there's there's such I can
- 31:03Speaker 3: still remember the in a weird way, this like quiet
- 31:08Speaker 3: calm that came over me from my heart's beating. I'm
- 31:13Speaker 3: preparing for war. My back is against the wall, and
- 31:17Speaker 3: it's my last stand, and I'm gonna go down fucking swinging. Yeah. Two,
- 31:24Speaker 3: you work at barstool, You've been in this situation before.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Go quiet, Yeah, except I think it was a good move,
- 31:34Speaker 3: go limp. And there's a moment that just all of
- 31:39Speaker 3: the pieces fell into place. And I did not give
- 31:44Speaker 3: those people. I just named what they wanted, yeah, which
- 31:47Speaker 3: was an explosion.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Gave a taste, you gave them like a little fizzle.
- 31:51Speaker 1: It was enough to make it controversial.
- 31:53Speaker 3: The firework went up into the night sky and then
- 31:57Speaker 3: gently takes a lot of self can fell to the earth.
- 32:00Speaker 3: And I would say one year ago I wouldn't have
- 32:05Speaker 3: been able to do that, maybe even less time. My
- 32:09Speaker 3: whole life leading up to this.
- 32:11Speaker 5: Leading up to well be trend maybe.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Pre the beuch.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Here's a fucking raw dog in life.
- 32:20Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, I just I just had this autopilot
- 32:25Speaker 3: click on where I was like, you cannot win even
- 32:30Speaker 3: if you're right, and.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I've actually never seen it before, someone crashing out and
- 32:36Speaker 1: then being like, excuse me, I've made a mistake, and
- 32:39Speaker 1: just by fading into the Yeah, I couldn't just turning
- 32:43Speaker 1: the robot onried, Yeah I would have. I would have
- 32:48Speaker 1: been throwing a tantrum where I sit cross leg like
- 32:51Speaker 1: I flopped down into a cross leg.
- 32:54Speaker 3: I just, uh, I just accepted it, and almost not
- 32:59Speaker 3: even because of any other reason than that I knew
- 33:02Speaker 3: in that moment to dig deeper would only be to
- 33:06Speaker 3: my detriment.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I was yourself.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just took a bird's eye view of
- 33:10Speaker 3: the situation and I walked off and I said something
- 33:14Speaker 3: like guys, go win this, like great, great, playing.
- 33:18Speaker 5: That that I wouldn't have said, but I understand why
- 33:21Speaker 5: you said it. I think I would have just gone
- 33:24Speaker 5: good game.
- 33:25Speaker 3: I thinke the difference. It's the same thing. I wanted
- 33:29Speaker 3: someone from my group to go win the game.
- 33:31Speaker 5: See, I'm the opposite. I'm going immediately, I'm going into
- 33:33Speaker 5: Team Black.
- 33:35Speaker 3: And all these challenges together, there had been some bonding,
- 33:38Speaker 3: even though they just fucked me. Like I I you know,
- 33:42Speaker 3: I was so I was so tired of us losing
- 33:48Speaker 3: challenge after challenge. And I mean honestly, like the fact
- 33:51Speaker 3: that we lost that challenge because Dave was so inept.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Was it was tough to watch.
- 33:57Speaker 3: I couldn't I couldn't get over that as a reason
- 34:01Speaker 3: why we needed to vote him out. Yeah, I was like,
- 34:04Speaker 3: I kept thinking, so challenge oriented of like, we're gonna
- 34:07Speaker 3: have another challenge and we have to have this fucking
- 34:10Speaker 3: amputee on our team.
- 34:12Speaker 5: It reminded me of the of Shane's bit about uh
- 34:17Speaker 5: when about Joe Biden with the dog with like when
- 34:20Speaker 5: an old dog walks into a room that like should
- 34:22Speaker 5: have been put down years ago, and everyone's like, ah,
- 34:25Speaker 5: there he is.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Now.
- 34:30Speaker 5: He struggled in that and he also like admitted it
- 34:34Speaker 5: fully and took ownership of the fact that he fucked up,
- 34:37Speaker 5: and still there was nobody.
- 34:39Speaker 1: No one had a thought of bringing him of.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Like one of the funniest parts of the entire episode
- 34:44Speaker 5: is after that challenge when you guys were all you
- 34:46Speaker 5: guys all go back into your room, and then he
- 34:48Speaker 5: was the first one to leave, and then he's like,
- 34:51Speaker 5: well everyone else is still in there. He's like, I'm
- 34:53Speaker 5: not going to be the only one to leave, and
- 34:54Speaker 5: then he goes back in. He's like, either we're all
- 34:56Speaker 5: leaving or we're all staying.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it was hilarious. You know who actually is the
- 35:00Speaker 1: man watching that episode back is Big Biz.
- 35:03Speaker 5: We were talking about this earlier, Biz is riding for Wit. Yeah, dude,
- 35:07Speaker 5: I was saying, we filmed a sketch. We were filming
- 35:10Speaker 5: a sketch in Central Park earlier, and then we had
- 35:12Speaker 5: a long interruption where an entire entire class started uh
- 35:17Speaker 5: taking place in the area that we were filming. Like
- 35:20Speaker 5: there was like a teacher with a group of kids,
- 35:23Speaker 5: like right in frame. So we had to wait for
- 35:25Speaker 5: like thirty minutes, and we were talking about the show.
- 35:27Speaker 5: But we were saying that Biz and Wit out in
- 35:29Speaker 5: the parking lot and being like, win this thing for
- 35:33Speaker 5: chick lits, and Bis being like, I fucking love you men,
- 35:36Speaker 5: and being like, can we get this fucking car moving,
- 35:41Speaker 5: and then they're just going back and forth. I love
- 35:43Speaker 5: you man. It was that was the funniest part of
- 35:46Speaker 5: the episode.
- 35:47Speaker 1: It's so funny and they're they're like, relationship and humor
- 35:51Speaker 1: has barely been captured. Oh, I feel like that's one
- 35:54Speaker 1: of the biggest injustices there. They're so funny, and Francis
- 35:58Speaker 1: goes right to a house where Wit is just like
- 36:00Speaker 1: sitting there with all Right, so I have.
- 36:02Speaker 5: To talk about this, but I don't know anything about it,
- 36:05Speaker 5: but they.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Don't feature it featured well, I don't know if they
- 36:09Speaker 3: they don't feature it. I get to the house. Yeah,
- 36:12Speaker 3: I've just been eliminated from the game. Keep in mind
- 36:14Speaker 3: I suffered a legitimate cussion concussion a day and a half, which.
- 36:18Speaker 5: By the way, is extremely noticeable on screen. Right, I
- 36:22Speaker 5: don't know if you picked up on that. There's like
- 36:24Speaker 5: the challenge happens, and then after the challenge, every time
- 36:27Speaker 5: you're talking, it's in like slow motion.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Shn't talk and your pupils are on your ear lubs yeah,
- 36:32Speaker 1: the scene of me.
- 36:33Speaker 3: In the stairwell with Ronan Rita. I can't put my
- 36:35Speaker 3: words together. So anyone who thinks I didn't have a concussion, fuck,
- 36:40Speaker 3: you're in your dumb ass opinion.
- 36:42Speaker 5: You know it was hilarious. Was on the Son of
- 36:44Speaker 5: a Boy Dad read it. Someone posted him was like
- 36:46Speaker 5: really They're like. They were like, really, hope Francis is okay.
- 36:50Speaker 5: That looked like such a nasty hit. And someone replied
- 36:53Speaker 5: and they were like, dude, this was filmed like four
- 36:55Speaker 5: months ago and they put out episodes every week. I
- 36:57Speaker 5: think he's fine.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Funny.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Yeah, so you go to the house. I go to
- 37:06Speaker 3: the house and I know it's MINSI and it's Clemmor
- 37:09Speaker 3: and it's Wit and I get in there and I'm
- 37:14Speaker 3: in a in a big way. I'm relieved because I
- 37:17Speaker 3: know I don't have to sleep at the office again.
- 37:19Speaker 3: I've slept at the office for whatever three or four
- 37:21Speaker 3: nights in a row. You're in this just pressure cooker
- 37:24Speaker 3: stress thing where you feel like if you're not among
- 37:27Speaker 3: your team, you're missing out on the conversation that's going
- 37:30Speaker 3: to get you eliminated.
- 37:31Speaker 1: And you had been getting tremendous morning would the entire time.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was almost getting hard to I.
- 37:37Speaker 5: Mean, Tommy Jays, that's it bursting right through them.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Yeah, they never stood a chance. And I go in
- 37:46Speaker 3: and we're I'm trying to just like immediately decompress and
- 37:51Speaker 3: reconnect with reality. And it's good to see all those guys.
- 37:54Speaker 3: And then and then Klemmer starts walking through the game
- 38:00Speaker 3: as if I'm wanted for I'm being accused of murder,
- 38:06Speaker 3: and he needs every detail over the course of like
- 38:09Speaker 3: a week of where I was and why I made
- 38:12Speaker 3: decisions and what I was thinking, And.
- 38:15Speaker 5: Was Clemmer first out overall? No, No, he was first
- 38:18Speaker 5: out of the people that got to go to the house.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Correct. And I'm up on this roof deck with Wit.
- 38:25Speaker 3: We're having like a beer, and Klemor's there and he's
- 38:29Speaker 3: asking us. He's asking me these questions like why didn't
- 38:32Speaker 3: you band together with me and Arian Foster and White
- 38:35Speaker 3: Sox gave to get these people out. I'm like, dude,
- 38:38Speaker 3: think of who you just named, like not one. I
- 38:40Speaker 3: don't know if I said more than five words to
- 38:42Speaker 3: those people, like I was just going along to get along,
- 38:46Speaker 3: and he'd be like, okay, okay, okay, But why And
- 38:49Speaker 3: then he would like, we're asking different words. And then
- 38:52Speaker 3: I got to a point where I said, Clemmer, you're
- 38:54Speaker 3: asking the same question in different wording over and over,
- 38:58Speaker 3: and I don't know what else I can tell you
- 39:00Speaker 3: that will satisfy why you think I did the things
- 39:04Speaker 3: that I did. And then we started getting angry with
- 39:07Speaker 3: each other. He started getting mad. He got mad at
- 39:10Speaker 3: me for not watching Survivor to prepare for the show,
- 39:14Speaker 3: and then thank God Whitney was there. Because Whitney he
- 39:18Speaker 3: started with it was like, yeah, I didn't watch Survivor either,
- 39:20Speaker 3: and he was like, well, why would you play in
- 39:22Speaker 3: this game for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars if
- 39:24Speaker 3: you're not taking it seriously? And it's like, well, because
- 39:27Speaker 3: we work here and we were told to. This is
- 39:31Speaker 3: a job I never expected to win. And Clemer, to
- 39:36Speaker 3: his credit, is such a Survivor fan that it just
- 39:40Speaker 3: could not compute for him that two guys would have
- 39:44Speaker 3: played gotten voted out and like, be okay with how
- 39:50Speaker 3: they did. And then he then we were smoking some
- 39:58Speaker 3: weed and Clemer took a one hundred and fifty milligram edible.
- 40:06Speaker 3: I'm not making that number up. Oh my God, he
- 40:11Speaker 3: ate one and fifty milligram edible and he.
- 40:15Speaker 5: Also weighs ninety five pounds.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Bro, that is so much.
- 40:21Speaker 5: He ate it and he knew what it was. Does
- 40:25Speaker 5: he smoke weed?
- 40:26Speaker 3: Not really, He eats edibles because he eats like he says,
- 40:29Speaker 3: that is the amount he likes because it just keeps
- 40:32Speaker 3: him high for the whole night Brook.
- 40:36Speaker 5: He keeps him high for the whole week. That's fucking insane.
- 40:40Speaker 1: He probably folded down like a character in Wali. It
- 40:43Speaker 1: was just like, yeh, fucking turn into a bin.
- 40:46Speaker 5: Dude.
- 40:47Speaker 3: This argument starts to like it goes quiet, and I'm
- 40:51Speaker 3: like kind of being like, climber stop please. Yeah, Like,
- 40:54Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about this anymore. I'm trying
- 40:56Speaker 3: to just relax. We're out of the game. It doesn't
- 40:58Speaker 3: matter anymore. Yeah, and he keeps bringing it up, but
- 41:01Speaker 3: why didn't you do this? Why didn't we do this?
- 41:03Speaker 3: Why would you not have listened to me when we
- 41:05Speaker 3: could have banded together? And I'm like, dude, I don't
- 41:08Speaker 3: know what to tell you. We all got out in
- 41:09Speaker 3: a row and he's like flipping out at me and
- 41:11Speaker 3: telling me I played badly. I'm like, dude, I beat you.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Yeah, you were here before me.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Didn't you say that? You told me that. You said, uh, like, clemmer,
- 41:20Speaker 1: we need to stop talking about this. And he was like,
- 41:23Speaker 1: or what, Francis, what are you go?
- 41:25Speaker 3: I go, I go, Clember, stop talking about this right now.
- 41:29Speaker 3: And he goes, or what And I go, or I'm
- 41:32Speaker 3: going to leave? And you all have ruined the entire
- 41:35Speaker 3: evening in front of Whitney, who is by the way
- 41:41Speaker 3: howling laughing at all of this. And then and then
- 41:44Speaker 3: and then like there was a quiet moment and then
- 41:46Speaker 3: like Comber said, some more step and I go, Climber Man,
- 41:49Speaker 3: I gotta tell you you're a tough hang dude. And
- 41:52Speaker 3: he goes, oh, am I a tough hang cheach? Am
- 41:55Speaker 3: I fucking not cool? Am I not hip? Am I
- 41:57Speaker 3: not with it? Cheach? And I go, bro, who are
- 41:59Speaker 3: you calling? You just say one hundred and fifty milligrams
- 42:04Speaker 3: of edibles, I've smoke to half a joint. What are
- 42:08Speaker 3: you talking? It was so funny, And I have to
- 42:13Speaker 3: defend Klember because you know, he cared so deeply because
- 42:17Speaker 3: he loved Survivor. And the next day he was had
- 42:20Speaker 3: much better perspective and was apologetic about it. We were
- 42:22Speaker 3: all just kind of like still pretty tightly wound from
- 42:25Speaker 3: the game.
- 42:26Speaker 5: Uh.
- 42:26Speaker 3: And it it ended up honestly, it ended up becoming
- 42:30Speaker 3: at the house. I won't say much, but for me,
- 42:33Speaker 3: it was like the most fun part of the week.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Yeah, so didn't I thought you were going to tell
- 42:38Speaker 1: a whole different story about getting to the house.
- 42:41Speaker 3: About Mincy. Yeah, I walked in on Mincy jerking off.
- 42:49Speaker 5: Dude.
- 42:49Speaker 3: We had bedrooms that were just shared a bathroom, and
- 42:53Speaker 3: so there was like a door there, Like he had
- 42:56Speaker 3: a door to the bathroom and I had a door
- 42:57Speaker 3: in the bathroom and I I knocked on my door, yeah,
- 43:02Speaker 3: just to make sure he wasn't in the bathroom because
- 43:04Speaker 3: I was going in to take a piss, and I
- 43:06Speaker 3: didn't hear him say anything. Yeah, So I opened the
- 43:09Speaker 3: door and his door is open and jerking off on
- 43:14Speaker 3: his bed, and bro, what I say? He like immediately
- 43:19Speaker 3: grabbed the covers and went like this, And then I
- 43:21Speaker 3: was like, oh sorry, and I closed his door to
- 43:24Speaker 3: get him some privacy, and then he turned on pardon
- 43:26Speaker 3: my take, Oh.
- 43:28Speaker 1: No, the way to make it seem.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Like he was just watching jerking off. So funny, that's crazy.
- 43:43Speaker 5: Did you guys talk about it after that?
- 43:45Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't really want to embarrass him. I
- 43:48Speaker 3: didn't bring it up to him, but uh, I did
- 43:52Speaker 3: tell witt Oh. I think might have given him some
- 43:54Speaker 3: shit about it. I don't know. He's such a good
- 43:56Speaker 3: sport mincy.
- 43:57Speaker 5: So that's hilarious.
- 43:59Speaker 3: And by the way, I've been walked in on jerking
- 44:01Speaker 3: off like it happens. It's not that big of a deal.
- 44:04Speaker 1: And after he missed that gambling stream, you know.
- 44:06Speaker 3: What I mean.
- 44:07Speaker 5: You guys were also in that house for like a week. Yeah, yeah,
- 44:11Speaker 5: you're gonna have to crank down at some point, tensions
- 44:14Speaker 5: will really get high.
- 44:15Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, Yeah, there you go.
- 44:18Speaker 1: So that's man, truly truly hilarious.
- 44:22Speaker 2: Man.
- 44:23Speaker 5: I wish they had more uh in the house that Actually,
- 44:27Speaker 5: that should.
- 44:27Speaker 3: Be a whole The house became really cool.
- 44:32Speaker 5: That should be a whole series in itself, though, like
- 44:35Speaker 5: they should be like that should be like what they
- 44:36Speaker 5: play after it's just raw footage of the house. Yeah,
- 44:39Speaker 5: like that fucking sam hide fish tank thing.
- 44:41Speaker 3: It was also cool because we got to watch the
- 44:45Speaker 3: eliminations and so you kind of had a vague sense
- 44:49Speaker 3: of kind of what was going on, but not really
- 44:51Speaker 3: the lead up to all of it. So everything we
- 44:53Speaker 3: were seeing, like the final moments, but we were shocked
- 44:57Speaker 3: by Yeah, and uh, that's all. So why frankly, I'm
- 45:02Speaker 3: really looking forward to watching the show from this point
- 45:05Speaker 3: forward because you don't know, I don't know anything that
- 45:07Speaker 3: happened anymore. I don't I didn't see the challenges, I
- 45:10Speaker 3: didn't see the conversations and any of the strategy from
- 45:16Speaker 3: that this point. And there's a lot that kind of
- 45:18Speaker 3: was really confusing.
- 45:20Speaker 1: And then when the do walks out.
- 45:24Speaker 3: Cut that cut, that.
- 45:28Speaker 5: Is that real?
- 45:29Speaker 3: No comment?
- 45:32Speaker 5: Definitely isn't. I don't even know why I'm considering that
- 45:38Speaker 5: they're flying to do in.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Just show up in the middle'll be like, I'm a
- 45:45Speaker 1: contestant now too.
- 45:51Speaker 5: What a funny It's such a funny show, dude.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I could have done with so much
- 45:57Speaker 1: more of the high drinks and funny stuff that happen
- 46:00Speaker 1: and in between. I feel like there was so much
- 46:02Speaker 1: funny stuff going on the entire time. Yeah, I guess
- 46:05Speaker 1: they had to edit it to make it tight. I
- 46:07Speaker 1: don't know if they have some kind of algorithm they're
- 46:09Speaker 1: trying to hit with the length of the episodes.
- 46:11Speaker 5: Yeah, how long last night, like an hour.
- 46:13Speaker 3: I was curious around would you what's your thought like,
- 46:16Speaker 3: would you do it again?
- 46:19Speaker 1: Probably not right away?
- 46:24Speaker 3: I mean I think my answer is like I obviously would.
- 46:28Speaker 1: I think you should do it right away again, just
- 46:30Speaker 1: knowing a little bit more, I don't feel like it
- 46:32Speaker 1: would be such a problem right now, Like knowing a
- 46:34Speaker 1: little bit about the game of survivor, dude.
- 46:36Speaker 3: The problem for me is I'm just not that I'm
- 46:38Speaker 3: not good at lying to people. And I'm not trying
- 46:41Speaker 3: to like pat my own back by saying that I'm
- 46:43Speaker 3: a piece of shit in a lot of ways, but
- 46:46Speaker 3: being like lying to people's face, I just start to squirm.
- 46:49Speaker 3: I don't really have that composure.
- 46:52Speaker 5: That level of like, oh some of the people on
- 46:54Speaker 5: that cast.
- 46:55Speaker 3: Oh, I know some people totally can't. I can't. The
- 46:59Speaker 3: one time I had to lie to Rhea, I just
- 47:01Speaker 3: made an absolute.
- 47:02Speaker 5: Yeah that was a rough that was a mockery.
- 47:04Speaker 3: But like, I'm I'm happy that that's not a skill
- 47:07Speaker 3: that I have. That I can't just fucking give someone
- 47:10Speaker 3: the eye, coolly, calmly lie completely to their face.
- 47:13Speaker 5: You bringing Ria into the room and being and saying
- 47:16Speaker 5: we're gonna we're gonna go. Dave was like I was,
- 47:19Speaker 5: I was, I don't know why I did that.
- 47:21Speaker 3: Satur concussion are laughing.
- 47:25Speaker 5: It was like so obvious immediately that she was like,
- 47:29Speaker 5: oh no, we're not gonna do that. It was it
- 47:31Speaker 5: was like immediate, like now you're going.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Now you're gone, And I knew. I knew, and Roan
- 47:36Speaker 3: had told me not to do that.
- 47:38Speaker 7: I don't know what.
- 47:39Speaker 5: I was like, do not tell me you went when
- 47:42Speaker 5: you went and told Ron he was like, Okay, I
- 47:44Speaker 5: don't know why you did that.
- 47:46Speaker 3: Yeah, he was, So we're gonna go.
- 47:48Speaker 5: We're gonna go with movie now. You definitely shouldn't have
- 47:50Speaker 5: done that.
- 47:50Speaker 3: He does it doesn't matter either way. We're going movie now.
- 47:53Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, And I think he probably knew
- 47:56Speaker 3: in his heart it matters.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I mean I told big Cat. Big Cat probably did
- 48:00Speaker 1: the same thing. Big Cat probably went right to him.
- 48:02Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, like we didn't we didn't have the numbers
- 48:06Speaker 3: were wearing yak cats. Yeah, Like, what give me an
- 48:12Speaker 3: actual scenario where after we lose the challenge, somehow we
- 48:18Speaker 3: don't get one of us voted out.
- 48:21Speaker 1: I think it's you have to jump to the beginning
- 48:23Speaker 1: and be like if you had approached Whitney no before,
- 48:30Speaker 1: or like you would need a Whitney.
- 48:31Speaker 7: And Klemmer, and so you gotta go that far back.
- 48:34Speaker 1: But Klemmer wouldn't like Klemer would never turn on Dave,
- 48:36Speaker 1: he said, because he would. He would.
- 48:40Speaker 5: Dude, mart we were we were fill filming this sketch
- 48:43Speaker 5: earlier and Marty was a part of it, and we
- 48:45Speaker 5: were talking about the show and Marty said that he
- 48:48Speaker 5: like he was he had something last night and he
- 48:50Speaker 5: didn't get to watch it from the beginning live, so
- 48:52Speaker 5: he like tuned in as it was already started. And
- 48:54Speaker 5: he said that the he tuned in and the first
- 48:57Speaker 5: thing he saw was just a picture side by side
- 49:00Speaker 5: and Hank together, and he.
- 49:04Speaker 3: Was like, what the fuck is this?
- 49:13Speaker 1: That's what the show turns into.
- 49:17Speaker 3: That's good.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, boys, let me ask you something. Fucked how
- 49:27Speaker 1: much data do you use a fun and what's your
- 49:30Speaker 1: cell phone bill looking like every month?
- 49:32Speaker 3: Fucked on, big fucking number.
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- 50:24Speaker 3: So I gotta go on the Name Show tomorrow.
- 50:27Speaker 1: So you already were just on the un Named Show.
- 50:29Speaker 3: I already was, yeah, apologies, what did you say? It's
- 50:33Speaker 3: a good question. I'm having a hard time remembering that
- 50:37Speaker 3: might be the triple.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Well, you flew to Boston and said you were gonna
- 50:40Speaker 1: slap Dave. I think was the one thing that.
- 50:43Speaker 3: The triple nog and rum that I'm having. Yeah, I know,
- 50:49Speaker 3: so that's exciting. I did that and then and then
- 50:52Speaker 3: I tweeted because I was at the Stand holiday party
- 50:56Speaker 3: last night and had a show, so I couldn't watch
- 50:58Speaker 3: the episode when it came out live. And an hour
- 51:01Speaker 3: and a half after it comes out, I have one
- 51:04Speaker 3: hundred text messages fucking my phone is blowing up and
- 51:11Speaker 3: people tweeting at me all this stuff, and I can't
- 51:14Speaker 3: watch the episode to have any sort of informed take.
- 51:19Speaker 3: So I just wrote, I'm writing a blog, period and
- 51:24Speaker 3: tweeted that out and then that starts blowing up. And
- 51:29Speaker 3: that was just to buy me time to gather my thoughts,
- 51:32Speaker 3: watch it and have a response, and then I went home.
- 51:35Speaker 3: I watched it late, and then after I watched it,
- 51:40Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know if I really want
- 51:42Speaker 3: to write a blog about it. And I woke up
- 51:46Speaker 3: the next morning and I was like, yeah, I don't.
- 51:48Speaker 3: I mean, you feel like everything kind of everyone gets
- 51:50Speaker 3: what happened. Everyone saw it, and Dave is now tweeting
- 51:55Speaker 3: that he was tweeting about how like Francis tried to
- 51:59Speaker 3: make could play for him and this is what you
- 52:01Speaker 3: get if you come at the King, you best not
- 52:03Speaker 3: miss and that you know, just because I was likable whatever,
- 52:07Speaker 3: I don't know and it occurred to me like, I've
- 52:11Speaker 3: been in a position before where the broader public kind
- 52:16Speaker 3: of rallies behind me for something, and then Dave doesn't
- 52:20Speaker 3: really like that, and I know that that is a
- 52:23Speaker 3: very bad position to be in. And that was another
- 52:26Speaker 3: reason why I was like, I don't want to I'm
- 52:29Speaker 3: talking about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit thing, by the way,
- 52:31Speaker 3: not my firing. And I was like, I don't want
- 52:35Speaker 3: to write a blog that's going to only further exacerbate this.
- 52:39Speaker 1: I think it's good to make content about it. I
- 52:41Speaker 1: think that the original sin is getting into a semantics
- 52:47Speaker 1: argument with Dave. That was one of the first I
- 52:50Speaker 1: think I learned that in twenty sixteen. I think you
- 52:53Speaker 1: were in fourth grade when I learned not to semantically
- 52:55Speaker 1: argue with Dave because you're younger.
- 52:59Speaker 5: I know I understood that I wasn't, but I was
- 53:04Speaker 5: like four, No, in twenty sixteen. That would mean that
- 53:07Speaker 5: I was born in twenty twelve.
- 53:09Speaker 3: He would have fuck thirteen thirteen.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Which is why you weren't on surviving.
- 53:15Speaker 3: What was it? What was the argument you got with
- 53:17Speaker 3: into him with?
- 53:17Speaker 1: Back then, I started working on a show in Los
- 53:22Speaker 1: Angeles and I had agreed with Erica that I was
- 53:26Speaker 1: going to get paid some amount, and then I was like,
- 53:29Speaker 1: what's the what are you hitting with this? And then
- 53:32Speaker 1: he like semantics. He semanticed it out and I wound
- 53:36Speaker 1: up not getting paid by Barstool while I was heavy
- 53:42Speaker 1: heavy semantics. Well, it was like an agreement was made,
- 53:45Speaker 1: but he just semantic and I was like, uh, eilearned
- 53:48Speaker 1: my lesson. This is not something I'm ever going to
- 53:50Speaker 1: engage in again.
- 53:51Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't. I just don't want to. I
- 53:54Speaker 3: don't want to piss off the boss. I really don't.
- 53:56Speaker 1: It's not even that. But I think he's reasonable, but
- 53:59Speaker 1: when it comes to romantics, like he's not giving an instantics.
- 54:03Speaker 3: And I mean, I think he respects people who push
- 54:07Speaker 3: back if if he kind of if it's playful or
- 54:11Speaker 3: competitive or whatever. By the way, I called him an
- 54:14Speaker 3: idiot in the fucking Yeah Show.
- 54:17Speaker 1: I was on his ass too.
- 54:18Speaker 3: I couldn't believe I said that.
- 54:20Speaker 5: I was pretty surprised.
- 54:22Speaker 1: I was like, what, that's why he's mad at you?
- 54:24Speaker 3: Probably I said that to him Today's holy shit, uh,
- 54:31Speaker 3: because I thought that I thought that he had just
- 54:34Speaker 3: squandered the ability to take an idol Yeah.
- 54:39Speaker 1: What was I saying about him? I was fucking on
- 54:41Speaker 1: his ass about the.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Challenge, were you, Yeah, Oh you were funny about that.
- 54:48Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just on his ass so lightly.
- 54:50Speaker 1: But I mean I think we were pissed and we
- 54:52Speaker 1: lost that challenge. I think that was a winnable challenge totally.
- 54:55Speaker 1: I think if we got more slack on the back line.
- 54:57Speaker 1: When it finally got to me, I was like, oh,
- 54:59Speaker 1: I just had to keep this taut if I had
- 55:01Speaker 1: been able to relay that all the way down the line,
- 55:03Speaker 1: but I didn't know until I got dude.
- 55:04Speaker 3: There's no There's nothing to be said other than that
- 55:07Speaker 3: Dave took three quarters of the time of the challenge.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Yeah, you're only saying that because you're likable.
- 55:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty brutal. It was tough. That was
- 55:17Speaker 5: a tough one. Yeah, tough one to watch because you
- 55:20Speaker 5: want them to be competitive as well, Like you want
- 55:23Speaker 5: the challenges to be like close, like the the throwing
- 55:29Speaker 5: the body armors, like that was a great challenge because
- 55:32Speaker 5: that was like, I mean, that was like watching a
- 55:33Speaker 5: fucking football game. You're like, this is gonna come down
- 55:35Speaker 5: to the last second. But the puzzle one, it was like,
- 55:38Speaker 5: this is a fucking disaster, dude.
- 55:40Speaker 3: I tend to just find myself in these positions where
- 55:44Speaker 3: I create a moment that half the world is on
- 55:48Speaker 3: one side and half the is on the other. Because
- 55:50Speaker 3: in the Ryder Cup, Kirk and I had the four
- 55:52Speaker 3: putt versus five putt fiasco yeah, which turned into a
- 55:56Speaker 3: super viral golf content moment. Yeah.
- 56:00Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
- 56:02Speaker 3: Half the people were on my side and half were
- 56:04Speaker 3: on his side. And now it's like half the people
- 56:06Speaker 3: are on my side.
- 56:08Speaker 1: That's amazing for the show.
- 56:09Speaker 3: It's so good. Yeah.
- 56:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:10Speaker 5: I also just think it's like, I mean, you know,
- 56:12Speaker 5: I'd love to be not on your side and pretty
- 56:15Speaker 5: much most like I'd love to go against you and
- 56:17Speaker 5: a lot of things, but that this was like I
- 56:19Speaker 5: thought this was like cut and dry. You were in
- 56:21Speaker 5: the right. Yeah, Like I like, there's no like, I
- 56:26Speaker 5: don't I don't understand how anyone could justify you not
- 56:29Speaker 5: being in the right or at least not taking the
- 56:32Speaker 5: idol away from Dave.
- 56:33Speaker 3: Because they know survivor, they know they're able to hear
- 56:36Speaker 3: Jeff's words as the verbatim rule, which they're familiar with, Yeah,
- 56:43Speaker 3: which I wasn't. I guess you know, and then you
- 56:47Speaker 3: get into an idea of like, Okay, well, should I
- 56:49Speaker 3: have rephrased my question just to be clear one side hand,
- 56:53Speaker 3: the idol to Dave if I'm out of the show,
- 56:56Speaker 3: is it dead?
- 56:57Speaker 1: I think we were still in unprecedented territory for Survivor.
- 57:01Speaker 1: The fact that idol was being exchanged after the original vote,
- 57:05Speaker 1: before the revote as a bargaining tool, that there's no
- 57:09Speaker 1: rule that stands for that. There's nothing, There's not like
- 57:12Speaker 1: this is a precedent thing that's happened in the courts
- 57:15Speaker 1: of Survivor before. This is brand new. So anyone acting
- 57:19Speaker 1: like it's a hard fast line on like it's was
- 57:23Speaker 1: not simple. It was not black and white.
- 57:24Speaker 3: I don't know if any of that, you know, was
- 57:27Speaker 3: actually to the law of Survivor, whether I could have
- 57:32Speaker 3: given an idol at that moment to somebody, do you
- 57:35Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know if that's allowed.
- 57:37Speaker 5: I never I've seen a couple of seasons of Survivor.
- 57:39Speaker 5: I've never seen anything like that.
- 57:41Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know, it's like we let certain rules
- 57:44Speaker 3: be great, and they were.
- 57:46Speaker 5: I've seen the ones that Netflix that shows on Netflix,
- 57:51Speaker 5: they there was a they added a couple of seasons
- 57:54Speaker 5: they added, like I think it was like the two
- 57:56Speaker 5: best seasons.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Well maybe not the two best.
- 57:59Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the one with Boston Rob eight Yeah,
- 58:02Speaker 5: and then what was.
- 58:03Speaker 3: The other one?
- 58:03Speaker 1: Jesus faking it up?
- 58:07Speaker 5: But like that was like, uh, like I think it.
- 58:10Speaker 5: One of those seasons was the one where they came
- 58:12Speaker 5: up with the fake idol thing. Yeah, I think was
- 58:16Speaker 5: Boston Rob the dude that made the fake idol.
- 58:19Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
- 58:20Speaker 5: I thought you watched ten seasons of Survivor before going
- 58:23Speaker 5: to do the show.
- 58:23Speaker 1: Well there's forty seven, that is true. There's a lot
- 58:27Speaker 1: of seasons I watched, like so much. I spent every
- 58:30Speaker 1: waking hour like watching Survivor and trying to prepare, and
- 58:34Speaker 1: like I was, it was equally dumbfounded as Francis.
- 58:37Speaker 5: It is a great show.
- 58:38Speaker 1: How funny is It's so good?
- 58:39Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 58:39Speaker 1: How funny is it? That's my treadmill. I've fucking ripped
- 58:41Speaker 1: an hour of the proper Survivor today on the treadmill.
- 58:45Speaker 5: It's a great show, and it's even better watching people
- 58:48Speaker 5: you know in it. Like imagine if like imagine if
- 58:52Speaker 5: like one of your family members did Survivor, Like that
- 58:56Speaker 5: would be like the most entertaining shit of all time.
- 59:00Speaker 1: They went far.
- 59:01Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be tough if it was like a
- 59:03Speaker 5: like if like your dad went and did it and
- 59:05Speaker 5: then he was like pulling at Foster, He's like, I
- 59:07Speaker 5: don't I can't lie, Like Dad, what the fuck are
- 59:11Speaker 5: you doing?
- 59:11Speaker 1: Way, it'd be way like more embarrassing if he like
- 59:14Speaker 1: had to do a swimming challenge and yeah, pinched his
- 59:17Speaker 1: nose when he jumped in and couldn't really swim and
- 59:19Speaker 1: had to get metavacked out of there.
- 59:21Speaker 5: No disrespect Arian Foster, by.
- 59:22Speaker 1: The way, Yeah, I'm getting your dad rescued on national TV.
- 59:25Speaker 1: It would be embarrassing. No disrespect the Foster.
- 59:28Speaker 5: Foster knows m knows him, a big fan.
- 59:30Speaker 1: I already feel bad about getting him with that idol.
- 59:34Speaker 1: You're just making it worse.
- 59:35Speaker 5: You should feel bad. That was fucked up.
- 59:37Speaker 1: It wasn't for him.
- 59:38Speaker 5: It's fucked up to have like an actual Survivor idol.
- 59:44Speaker 5: Like that's the thing is like like I get like
- 59:46Speaker 5: building an idol, like creating a fake idol when you've
- 59:49Speaker 5: got the actual Survivor idol and then everyone's like, Arian's
- 59:53Speaker 5: a fucking dumb ass. He thought it was real. It's like, yeah,
- 59:55Speaker 5: no shit, he thought it was real. It's the actual
- 59:58Speaker 5: idol from the show.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like that's the purpose. Yeah, yeah, you
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: want to somebody. Yeah you don't want to be like borderline.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you're right.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sick. Anything else on Survivor? Or can we
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: let everybody else back in?
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: I guess yeah. I would just say probably, just don't
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: listen to this episode if you don't have at an
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: hour we're an hour in.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: It's also funny, yeah right, okay, yeah, I mean it's
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: hard to just not talk about it for the rest
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: of the episode. Well we could, but again, it's just
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: gonna be at this point, like, uh, remind me, are
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: they are they airring episodes next week or no?
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: No?
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: Okay, so that's okay. These are somewhat recent episodes.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Yeah, these are gonna until the new year. These are
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: the episodes that of record.
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: And this will be our first episode since you got eliminated.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Oh well that's big. Yeah okay, yeah, cool, cool?
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: The wrong with that? I mean, I'll keep talking about it. Honestly,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: I feel like it's fun for people to hear.
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: Why are they not doing Why didn't they do an
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: after show this year?
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Because we work with I mean, you see the cast.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: Somebody spoiling that thing.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's true.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: It's a wonder that it hasn't and I mean touch Wood,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: I know it's a wonder nothing's happened so far.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: I know, I don't know.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I don't I other THI than to do, think.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: Other than Shane's big appearance.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Other than no that they would have like Danny boy Kane,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: if we could get Bill Burr or Danny boy Kane.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: What Danny boy Kane?
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: Who is is he that?
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: I don't know? Dude, And I've worked here for a
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: fucking as long.
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: As you what What is our fascination with that guy?
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: What is his deal?
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: I think he's just one of Dave's misfit toys? Is
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: he one of the warped Barbie's that Dave keeps in
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: the cabinet?
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Has he ever appeared on stuff here?
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: I'm sure he has. But it's like I think it's
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: like if you didn't get the initial joke, maybe you don't,
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: you'll never be able to hop on the tram.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: I see.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: It's like, Yeah, there's been a couple guys like that
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: where you just you missed the joke and it's just like,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: well fuck.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: There was a couple of times on the act where
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: like we would have like an old character on and
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: I would be like, I don't get that.
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: I don't I don't know.
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: I don't understand why this is funny at all?
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: Who do?
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: People would be like, this is barstool history right here,
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: like this is yeah.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Have you seen people repeatedly going viral about just like
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: making fun of the names of barstool people. Ben Avery
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: was the first one to do it.
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: I know Ben Avery did it. The a guy, this dude,
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: it's actually Nick Colletty's cousin. This dude Nate who used
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: to make vines and used.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: To be Buddy Twitter Amazon.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: No different, different Nate. Very funny guy though.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: He's bro isn't he Nate? This guy? Yeah?
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we we don't really keep in
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: touch as much anymore. But he's really because he's not
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: really online like he used to be.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: Why did he stop?
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I think he got a job could be Alien, not
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: an Amazon supper management.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: He created When I first got hired at barstool, he
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: created Uh, I think it was he created a Twitter
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: page called like full Send University and then it had
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: the bar It had like a full Send logo with
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: like the Barstool stars around it or something like that.
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: I forget what it was, but it was fucking hilarious.
- 1:03:29Speaker 7: What was it?
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: Was it?
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: What was it?
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: It was just making fun of Barstool and full Send together.
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah? What was it like?
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: What were the posts?
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: I don't remember. I guess it was a dumb thing.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: But I want to know. I want to be able
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: to laugh. I want to be able to laugh at this.
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: It was funny.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Did you have a favorite one that stands out?
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: No, it does sound funny.
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: It was.
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: It was very funny.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: Just saying it was funny, and then I laugh I
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: burst out last.
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: Well, look, I don't need to I don't need to
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: defend myself.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: I don't want you to defend yourself.
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: I want to know, we want to be part of it.
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: I don't need to defend myself. I know it was funny,
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: I know it was. What were the posts?
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Well, I'll give you a couple buckets. Was it like
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: two guys dressed up as like Dave and KFC talking
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: about things or was it like someone running someone over
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: on a golf cart or was it. I don't think
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: he would make shows.
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: Was looking to camera and saying, all right, the latest
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: thing that happened at Barstool. Yes, you're not gonna believe this, but.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: Like two minute men or something like that, this show
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: is the the I.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: Think it's the farthest reaching thing like repeated show that
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: I've been on at Barstool. And I say that because
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: I get I see these people that are doing recap
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: podcasts about surviving Barstool who don't work here.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: People stop me on the street, like literally, as I
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: was buying this alcohol, some guy was like, I can't
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: believe they got friends.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: It's like that, dude, It's nuts. It's nuts. How big
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: of a show this is?
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: That's why you have to do the next season?
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: I think I would. I just I want to, Weirdly,
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: I want to go in with exactly the same attitude
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: that I had.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: What was the attitude I'm not going to win? And
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: I think you just want We're like, I hope I
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: have someone entertaining moments.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: Does it suck knowing that I made it further in
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: the game shows than you did?
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: No, I don't really think you made it further.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: What do you mean? I made it to the top
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: three out of like twenty.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: No, out of eight eight people. There were eight people
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: on your show, really, and you made it to the
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: top three, which means Francis made it further than you.
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: I don't think there was eight Was it really only eight?
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: It was eight?
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: Brother, I guess you did design the show.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right here. So Francis, how many people? I
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: mean you?
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: You?
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: You beat like twelve people?
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: I did?
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Sorry, hold on, so he made it considered. He made
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: it like you beat five people. He beat twelve people.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: So he did two and a half times better than you.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: I was just looking at full Send University. It's got
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: some bangers.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: You found it.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: I feel like I'll be tortling over here.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: Full This one just says full fucking Sendington, and then
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: this one says, check out this triple down three sixty
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: wheely Birdie that this guy just did. It's just a
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: combination of like sports highlights and then just full sandies.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: I have a bad announcement. My nog is starting to turn.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Yeah, curling's just make a fresh nog.
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: I have to finish this, it's coming to room Temp.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: It's Bennett Room Temp.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: Now it's settling into something of a different species.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I want to go. I want to pit you guys
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: head to head with the stand Holiday party versus the
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: barstool holiday party in some categories. I want to know
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: who you give the edge two.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: Well, I will say the Stand Holiday Party had dancers,
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: which was pretty amazing. You know those girls you ever
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: go to a night club or like a plays, like
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: a bounced sporting club or any of those high end bars.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Yeah, they were dancing on the stand on the bar
- 1:07:11Speaker 5: and they just dance like this the time.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Yeah, like go go dancing. Yeah, you actually would be
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: great at that. You would be a good wacky, wavey
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: inflatable too.
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: Man.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: No, that I that I see you.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: It's just that over and over, and I gotta believe
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: I did that long enough as one of those girls,
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: I would lose my fucking mind, something would break within me. Yeah.
- 1:07:40Speaker 5: One of them was in the green room getting ready
- 1:07:43Speaker 5: and I was down there with Patrick and Rich Boss
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: was down there and he was like she He came
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: in and she was doing her makeup and he was like,
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: what are you doing? And she was like I'm putting
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: makeup on and he was like why and she's like, oh,
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: I'm dancing for the party. And he's like, you dance
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: and she was like yeah. He started pulling out once
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: now he was like she He asked some question as
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: like is this your first time dancing? And he was
- 1:08:11Speaker 5: and she was like no, Like, I'm going to dance
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: for the party, it's not my first time dancing.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: He was like, go get me a couple of coffee.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: How many years you been dancing? Go get me a
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: cup of coffee.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: Do They had those dancers at the Nobu that I
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: went to in Marrakesh, which was so weird.
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: That sentence literally a bit in a different language for me. No,
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: sushi is Nobu in Bangladesh?
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: What was it.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Marrakesh?
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: I'm not familiar with Marrakesh or Nobu, so I'm gonna
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: need a little fill in on that.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: The Nobu Amrakesh having belly dancers. I'm amazing.
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: What is what is Nobu?
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: It's like a sushi spot.
- 1:08:58Speaker 5: It's a sushi spot.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: It's a place where I saw a bad and Kendall Jenner.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: Oh, yes, it's become I mean originally it was just yeah,
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: it's a sushi restaurant in New York, but then it
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: became so popular that they franchised it. Now they have
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: them in Vegas, Miami.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: There was a Noble at the One and Only. I
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: stayed in Cape.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Town everywhere, and they've become so big that they actually
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: built hotels now too.
- 1:09:21Speaker 5: Really.
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: And and you were in Marrakesh, which is.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: The capital of Morocco or is Casablanca.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: Either way, it's the biggest. I think it's the biggest
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: city in Morocco.
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: And they had belly dancers there.
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: They weren't belly dancers. It was more of the ones
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: that we saw at the stand. Yes, so they were
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: not uh, because the previous night I had gone to
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: a dinner where there were belly dancers and they were
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: dancing with this tray on their heads that had like
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: forty candles on it, all lit. That's insane, And that
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: was kind of more local. Yeah. And then I went
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: to the Nobu and the Nobu had Vegas type dancers.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Is uh, So dancers will give the edge to the
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: stand party start.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: Well, the stand party was pretty from what I saw,
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: I wasn't really I left before I would say it
- 1:10:18Speaker 5: even really started. You did yeah, well, because I did
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: Francis's show and then I hung out for like an
- 1:10:24Speaker 5: hour and a half and then I was like, all right,
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: someone's got to kill the terrorists at home, so I'm
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: going to go back and play video games. Tark matter
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: is not going to get itself.
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: Yeah, So I was adoodle on out of there. But
- 1:10:36Speaker 5: I had a great time. Show was great. Francis was right,
- 1:10:39Speaker 5: I was wrong. It was mostly his fans at the show.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: I guess we didn't have that argument on that was
- 1:10:48Speaker 5: off camera, you admit. Yeah, Francis has a show with
- 1:10:54Speaker 5: Ashley time and he asked if I wanted to do it.
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: I pushed back very aggressively, and I said, no, I
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: don't want to do it. It's gonna be all girls.
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Francis said, it's not gonna be all girls. I sold
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: all the tickets this time. It's gonna be barstool people,
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: my fans, and I said, there's no fucking way that's
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: gonna happen, you fucking idiot. And then I got there
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: and it was all Francis's fans. Yeah, And it was
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: a great show. I had a good time.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: This is a historic moment in the podcast. I don't
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: even think it matters what the context is about the
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: actual thing. But this is the most contrite admission of
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: Harry being wrong that I've seen since we started doing
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: the poss.
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: I joined the this morning when and Tyler both separately
- 1:11:40Speaker 5: asked me, they were like, was it a lot? Was
- 1:11:42Speaker 5: it all girls? And I was like nah, And they
- 1:11:44Speaker 5: were like, fuck, why did you lie? I don't know.
- 1:11:50Speaker 5: I couldn't. I can never tell a lie.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: That's why you'd be great. I'm surviving. But now on
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: the most Dangerous game show you were like, did I
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: lie to you?
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: That was my big right?
- 1:12:01Speaker 7: A lot?
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: Anyone still didn't win.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: You're actually the most honest man, I know, I know,
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: Holy shit, So do you guys? Remember at the Barsol
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: Christmas party though last year, there was a like a magician.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: That would didn't they have goats?
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: Didn't we have goats?
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: Were their goats?
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: Here?
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: I remember a mentalist coming up to us and doing
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: like magic for like four people at a time.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: It was in the office right in the.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: Second floor bar right here, or the third floor bar
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: right over here.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I was at that.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: Yeah, Shane was a shame.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: No, that was a couple of years ago.
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: That was the last one that I went to, not
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: the one last that might have been the Goats. That
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: was the Goat, that was the Mentalist was this year.
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: I did not go to the Mentalist one.
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: I didn't see the Mentalist one either. But I'm going
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: to go tonight.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: Really, yeah, are you going to go?
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: I'm going to actually have a dinner reservation. I didn't
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: realize that they coincided with one another.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: Where are you going?
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: The the River Cafe? Oh right, awesome, it'll be sublime,
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: sas you. I have to take you sometime, but we
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: really need to go back to fort I know.
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: We could for chuck it up Christmas Day.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: You're going to a movie.
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: I know people are saying it's pretty.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: Good, amazing. I'm happy to hear that.
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: Yeah, someone someone on Twitter's head. I'm a huge Bob
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: Dylan fan. I was worried I was gonna hate it.
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: It was great.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Well that's because challow May is the fucking goat.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: He's so good.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: No one's having more of a moment than is having
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: a big moment right now. It's insane. There's nothing to
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: do with his acting. He I think has the same
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: way that when Dave got on TikTok. He was like,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna win over the young ladies, like the you know,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: seventeen to twenty four demographic. Now Timothy shallow May is
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: winning over.
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: Like the sports fans.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty, like the twenty five to like thirty seven
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: year old male.
- 1:13:57Speaker 5: The only the only thing you have to do to
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: get into good races with that demographics. Be right about
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: one pick in football, the amount of DMS I got
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: when the Eagles didn't cover the spread of being like, dude,
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: I was wrong about you all along. You're the fucking man.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: I got the exact opposite, but from all the exact
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: people that.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Said, yeah, I realize you're fucking goaded.
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: There's a movie Sallamy did that flew under the radar.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: I think it's called The King.
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: Yeah, did you see it? No, but I know it.
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: It's about medieval times. I think, yeahs like Henry the
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: fourteenth or something like that. It's amazing. It's an amazing movie.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: And there's this great scene that I think of all
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: the time where he volunteers to fight instead of his
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: whole army. Yeah, that volunteers tribute one on one against
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: the sort of prince from the other army Paris, and
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: that prince rides up to his Timothy's army and says,
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: where it be the big dog, which is a weird
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: thing to call Timothy Shallo mate because he looks probably
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: like yeah, he meant in might yes, or I.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Thought that it was like an insult, like, oh, the
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: big dog, where's the big guy?
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: Yeah, a big guy.
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: I don't know if they were. I don't know if
- 1:15:17Speaker 5: they were talking like that back.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: In this era.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: So they didn't have sarcasm in the medieval times. You're saying,
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: Think to that, what's up, big guy? Oh, this is
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: the fucking big guy?
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: I bet they did.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: They look their own version of that.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Yeahen was sarcasm invented?
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: That's a great question.
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: I'd assume probably.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: Wow, fifteen seventy nine. Interesting, So I can't believe they
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: can date it the first time they felt that that
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: pang of sarcasm neck beers.
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: Would you like to do some leech blood letting? No,
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: I'm perfectly fine dying of the black.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Leg I want to keep all my blood inside of me.
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: Yes, heal me, doctor.
- 1:16:07Speaker 5: Okay, we'll call that sarcasm. Write it down today.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I experienced a new sensation. A man told me the truth,
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: but in jest.
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: He said one, but clearly meant another.
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: Jest hasn't been invented yet. We'll invent that now as well.
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: In fact, let's professionalize it a gesture.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: I can't believe it was that late. I would have
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: thought that Jesus and the bros Were flew into chasm.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: M Peter always struck me as a sarcastic bastard.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: No, they just told the truth or lied, right, Yeah,
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: that's it.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: No, the fish has just appeared. Yes, it was a miracle.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up.
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: No, they weren't very sarcatic. That's why everyone like, that's
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: why the Bible is so. Jesus was like I just
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: walked on water, and no one was like, what do
- 1:17:00Speaker 5: you mean by like walked on water? Like they were like,
- 1:17:02Speaker 5: you must be telling the truth.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: Oh he did, Holy shit, I guess we have to
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: kill Yeah, we have to fucking murder him.
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: I just turned this blood into wine, no hyperbole, Yeah,
- 1:17:16Speaker 5: like I'm dead serious, Like this was blood and now.
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: It is wine.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Watch he just slits himself and fucking squeezes a forearm
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: and fills a pint of Pino Grease.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: Um, I might need to go to the bathroom.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: We're probably close to being able to.
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: We could wrap it up.
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: I want to give my wine of the year, Govey,
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: my fish of the year Sea Bream, anything else, guys.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying to think of what I want to
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: give him the year.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: I have one, my Man of the Year Elon Musk.
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: People are not gonna be happy about that. My Woman
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: of the Year rhymes nope, not Grimes. No, not after
- 1:17:59Speaker 5: what you did? You go and then I'll get finished.
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: I don't have it. I don't have it in my head.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: No notlyn uh Ivanka no oh Omley Grace Grace, O'Malley.
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: All right, Guy of the year?
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Is that a guy?
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: I was thinking Baker Mayfields? Why it's hard to go
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: wrong with Baker Mayfield? Why comeback story of the century?
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: I mean, he won a playoff game this calendar year,
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: beat the Eagles, which is nasty.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: And game, and then he got signed a big contract.
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: I think Baker Mayfield are respectable Man of the year guy.
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: Then I'm gonna go.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Girl to your Jamier Gibbs.
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: Well, Jamior Gibbs, I mean, we'll see about he could
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: he's definitely and he's a contender for next year.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't done anything next year yet.
- 1:19:06Speaker 5: I'm looking to see how he performs now that he's
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: gonna be playing one hundred percent of the snaps. He's
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: on the watch list year saying yeah, girl of the Year,
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: t Swift, Kaitlin Clark, for sure, hard not to give
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: it to t Swift. It's hard not to give it
- 1:19:23Speaker 5: to Kayln Clark.
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: Chapel Ron's not a bad one. Billie Eilish, they had
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: big years.
- 1:19:30Speaker 5: Did Billy Eilish have a big year?
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: Look?
- 1:19:32Speaker 5: She had a really big last year. She won like
- 1:19:35Speaker 5: twenty oscars.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: Oscars Charlie Oh yeah, Charlie Jamelio Brad Summer. Jamelio Brad
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: Summer will live on.
- 1:19:46Speaker 5: Mark'd Amilio.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: Did you guys?
- 1:19:48Speaker 5: You guys didn't have Fish of the year Fish of
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: the year. I'm gonna go rainbow trout. Actually for fish
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: of the year. I guess I will go for eating,
- 1:19:57Speaker 5: not fishing. Oh, I was gonna go cutthroat trout, but
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: I've never eaten. I never ate a cutthroat eating. Do
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: you find those in lakes or that you could find
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: them in high alpine lakes. You could find them in
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: rivers as well.
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: Okay, so it's sort of like a multi water trout.
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: Well it's a freshwater fish.
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: That's too broad.
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: Freshwater fish could pretty much be found in any form
- 1:20:25Speaker 5: of fresh water.
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: They can live in lakes and in rivers.
- 1:20:29Speaker 5: Depends.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: Yeah, time, what's your fish to eat of the year.
- 1:20:34Speaker 5: The only fish that I've eaten this year is that's
- 1:20:36Speaker 5: not like cod or like sushi is like I guess
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: I would go. I would still go rainbow trout. I
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: had rainbow trout in La this summer.
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: It was good.
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: It was okay, your fish of the year. It was
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: a little more breaded than I would have liked.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: Yeah, well then then it shouldn't be fish of the year.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: Well then I'm gonna go salmon.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. I got one. I'm gonna go more
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: specific than that. I'm gonna go organic, farm raised Norwegian salmon.
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: They have started selling this farm raised organic salmon that
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: is unbelievable, much cheaper than the Alaskan king.
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: See.
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: I got some guys that I could contact get to
- 1:21:12Speaker 5: get you some uh some fresh Atlantic salmon.
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: Atlantic. Yeah, I don't want it. That's that's farm raised No,
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: it's not Atlantic salmon.
- 1:21:22Speaker 5: Not all of Atlantic salmon is farm raised.
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: Usually when I see that at the store, that's the
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: farm raised one. Oh. Probably if I'm gonna eat, I
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: don't know what I want. I'm telling you I I
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: want sake or king? Can you get me king? That's fresh?
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: King is harder to come by because it's more rare.
- 1:21:36Speaker 5: Socke I could definitely get.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: You, soaka is not hard. I can get sake. But
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: I'm saying what.
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: I'm talking about, like like this is like someone someone
- 1:21:43Speaker 5: could send it to you in like one of those
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: like styrofoam type I like those. I do really likewares containers.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: Yeah, with a little dry ice.
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like the healthiest protein on the planet. Oh,
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: I'm not going to give up my sources.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: I want to know your guy.
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: I got a guy.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: Where'd you meet him?
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: Doesn't matter?
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: It does?
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: No, it doesn't.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: It's like you're talking about butcher Box the company. No,
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: all right, what's your wine of the year?
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: Whine of the year. The best wine that I had
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: was a Domain du Jack two thousand and four red Burgundy. Uh,
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: that really kind of blew me away.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: Sassage one of the year was he was when he
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: was bitching last episode about us being late.
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with the blood of Christ.
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: Always a good choice about that.
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Merry Christmas. Hey, get your get your
- 1:22:36Speaker 5: get your family some tickets to come see me this year.
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: It's a great gift for the family. We're trying to
- 1:22:44Speaker 5: get onto top ten least grossing tours of twenty twenty five.
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: I think that's realistic.
- 1:22:51Speaker 5: Billboard just put out their top ten highest. We're looking
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: to be on the lowest.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Francis has to ship bro have some damn respect.
- 1:22:59Speaker 5: All right, see you guys next week.
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: Goodbye.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: No, was.
- 1:23:23Speaker 11: Still still underground, so I looked on.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: To you.
- 1:23:36Speaker 10: Game round.
- 1:23:40Speaker 11: I was only falling one way. I was only falling,
- 1:23:51Speaker 11: days were drifting.
- 1:23:57Speaker 8: Woo was.
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: So so?
- 1:24:04Speaker 11: Then you need so No, I'm coming. I'm so a
- 1:24:15Speaker 11: phone in longer, I was selling a phoney. I was
- 1:24:25Speaker 11: selling your phone in one way. I was selling your
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