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Chris Franjola, Aaron Rodgers, Aliens and Jamie Foxx · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: And now for the best show ever. Hello, and welcome
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  Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop. As promised, your favorite blue-eyed father, married
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  Speaker 2: man of the people, star of Cover to Cover podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We have Chris Ferngiola here.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Very excited to be back.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 3: Is this okay, leaving everything here? Yes. Yeah, okay, good
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  Speaker 3: to be back. How are you? Happy holidays.
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  Speaker 2: Happy holidays.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas extravaganza.
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  Speaker 2: It's a busy time, but a fun time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And kids are home.
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  Speaker 3: Kids both? They're home?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They're done with the school for the season?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And I just started cooking homemade meals now that
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  Speaker 2: they're grown.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I made my first. This is so embarrassing. I have
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  Speaker 2: never made meatballs before.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: As a mother.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've been a mother for 25 years.
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  Speaker 3: How'd they come out?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. So good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've just always been like busy or like... I felt
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  Speaker 2: like my food was being criticized for a lot of
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  Speaker 2: years by these men. Anyway, two of the men were
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  Speaker 2: gone and I decided the one that's very happy to
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  Speaker 2: always eat, Brandon, was there. And I said, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to really do this. And it was... Delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so I, that's my thing for 2025. Meals. I
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  Speaker 2: am going to actually like use my oven.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to cook during the holidays when we're in
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  Speaker 2: La Quinta with the Goldsteins. And yeah. So bring me
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  Speaker 2: your recipes.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Here you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll bring them over.
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  Speaker 2: Not you particularly, anybody that wants to. And then we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about things you were watching, and you said
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  Speaker 2: you watched a movie on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: Last night. I never sit down and watch a movie.
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  Speaker 3: So last night I've been hearing about this movie called
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  Speaker 3: Carry On.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Die Hard, they keep saying. It's like Die Hard.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's like a Christmas terrorist movie. Jason Bateman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, well, how can you miss? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: everyone loves Die Hard, Christmas. Man, I don't know if it's,
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  Speaker 3: it was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
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  Speaker 3: It was so, first of all, the star is that,
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  Speaker 3: he was Elton John in the movie Elton John. Wait, what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the guy who played, okay, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And he's in a bunch of other stuff. Taron Edgington, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think his name is.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, he was just wrong for it. He kept making
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  Speaker 3: weird faces. Because this guy's in his ear the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Bateman's in his ear telling him what to do. He's
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  Speaker 3: a TSA agent. And that was the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's who you choose to help?
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  Speaker 3: TSA agents look like, oh, thank God these guys are
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  Speaker 3: here to save the day. Have you ever gone to
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  Speaker 3: an airport? They can't pull their pants up.
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  Speaker 2: Um, okay. So we started that one because I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what? We have the tree up. Let's actually
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  Speaker 2: like knock on our rooms and watch our phones. Let's
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  Speaker 2: like watch a movie while the tree is up. So
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  Speaker 2: we started with carry on. And that's when I said,
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  Speaker 2: when did you lose it? I carry on within the
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  Speaker 2: first two minutes. And then we went to something that
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  Speaker 2: was way more Heather, which was Megan Fox as a
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  Speaker 2: AI robot nanny.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? I should have watched that.
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  Speaker 2: I liked it.
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  Speaker 3: Megan Fox?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cheesy. I liked it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it was good. Like that kept my interest and
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  Speaker 2: we had fun and Brett and I made fun of it,
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  Speaker 2: but in a way that it kept our interest because
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  Speaker 2: it's like she's attractive and it's so stupid, but like good.
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  Speaker 2: Then I also watched It Ends With Us, another movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just starting to watch movies and that was.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's when there was issues on the set, right? Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what we're doing now is just watching... Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So then last night.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me get to the topics because I'll get
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  Speaker 2: to the topics of what caused me to watch something
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  Speaker 2: last night. So we need to talk, Chris, about the
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  Speaker 2: latest on the drones.
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  Speaker 3: The drones.
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  Speaker 2: So this just hit 27 minutes ago. Oh, this is
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  Speaker 2: the latest news. But this is when you hear this.
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  Speaker 2: You could be sitting next to an alien. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm reporting this right now, there's nothing like doing
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  Speaker 2: the show and then people are like, you're wrong. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not wrong. Something happened between when I recorded it
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  Speaker 2: and when you're watching it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're recording this on a Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't live.
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  Speaker 3: Something could happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're saying now that the New York– a New
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  Speaker 2: Jersey mayor said that the troubling drone sightings over the
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  Speaker 2: state may be linked to missing radioactive material, which is
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  Speaker 2: one of the theories I did discuss. Yeah. Although federal
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  Speaker 2: officials say the amount poses no serious threat either way.
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  Speaker 2: Go on with your fun Christmas self. Nothing to look
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  Speaker 2: at here, but we need to shut down TikTok. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Which the only reason we even know about this is
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  Speaker 2: because of TikTok. Yeah. Like I wouldn't know what was
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  Speaker 2: going on in New Jersey for like the last two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: So I've said all my theories on this show. Are
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  Speaker 2: you nervous? Are you scared? What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Well– I mean, I guess I should start concerning myself
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  Speaker 3: about it now because in the early days, you know,
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  Speaker 3: when I first started hearing about it a few weeks ago,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I see drones flying all the time. Like,
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  Speaker 3: is that something that's crazy? You know, they're flying over
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  Speaker 3: the beach and stuff. It's nothing new. But now people
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  Speaker 3: seem to be getting concerned, so I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I– this is what I– I do think
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  Speaker 2: they are ours. I do think something happened where someone
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  Speaker 2: fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they're worried that whatever is in that part of
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  Speaker 2: the country– You know, they're worried. Let's see how bad
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  Speaker 2: the radioactivity is. Like, do we have to clear it? Like,
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  Speaker 2: how bad is it? Hopefully it's not.
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  Speaker 3: But they're saying there could be something radioactive in the
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  Speaker 3: soil or something. And these drones are taking photos. Is
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  Speaker 3: that what they're saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're trying to like detect, like the drones
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  Speaker 2: would detect if it's like, oh, it's right here and
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  Speaker 2: we can go extract it or something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so the drones can detect radioactivity?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like checking. Okay. The other theory, too,
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  Speaker 2: is I just read somewhere Elon Musk's brother has a
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  Speaker 2: big drone company. And Elon Musk has not spoken about this,
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  Speaker 2: the most active person on Twitter about everything. He's not
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  Speaker 2: concerned about the drones, not talking about drones. That's suspicious.
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  Speaker 3: So the brother would do these because he wants to
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  Speaker 3: sell more drones or.
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  Speaker 2: The brother, somehow. These are just things that I am seeing,
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  Speaker 2: you guys. I am not.
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  Speaker 3: What is the most out there?
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  Speaker 2: The out there is that it's the aliens.
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  Speaker 3: Aliens.
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  Speaker 2: And the other out there is that it's angels. That
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  Speaker 2: the plasma things that are like the orbs. Our actual angels.
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  Speaker 3: Angel. Now, that's a nice one for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Christians are saying, why does everyone just jump to aliens? Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you look in Proverb whatever, they describe what the
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  Speaker 2: angels look like, and they're like round, circular orbs.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't heard the angel one.
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  Speaker 2: And then the other one I saw, which, again, everything
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  Speaker 2: could be fake, was someone filming an orb, and it
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  Speaker 2: gave like two little baby orbs came out of it.
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  Speaker 3: So, what, just shit?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if they're angels.
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  Speaker 3: The angels took a shit on New Jersey? Well, who hasn't, Thomas?
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  Speaker 2: But it's also like the plasma thing. Then this other
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  Speaker 2: woman gave kind of, I found her, she said, she
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  Speaker 2: asked like chat GPT. Is that what it is, Jeff?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, chat GPT.
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  Speaker 2: That where are the plasma headquarters or whatever? Whatever this
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  Speaker 2: plasma is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really get what it is, but the plasma
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  Speaker 2: has something to do with the orbs slash aliens slash
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  Speaker 2: we don't know. So it's just, it's all very weird
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  Speaker 2: that they're just not telling. And they're just like, don't,
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  Speaker 2: we're not worried. And like, You know, then Trump said, no,
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  Speaker 2: the government does know. And but then he's like.
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  Speaker 3: But isn't he the government?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's like, I did not yet. And then everyone's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: where's Biden and Kamala? And, you know, well, Kamala's drinking eggnog,
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  Speaker 2: laughing somewhere, having.
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  Speaker 3: A good time. I mean, they're both kind of finished.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah. And the other thing is, you know, this isn't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a global experiment to see if we'll freak
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  Speaker 2: out and then, you know, become president. like the humker games.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, not to ruin all the fun here, but
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  Speaker 3: could it be something as simple as somebody flying a
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  Speaker 3: drone around and taking pictures?
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's so many.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 2: And then they're in China too.
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  Speaker 3: So how many are there?
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  Speaker 2: Like there's like hundreds at a time. Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm asking.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I've seen everything.
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  Speaker 3: But are they giant? Are they small? Because I see
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  Speaker 3: little drones, I see big drones.
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  Speaker 2: No, some, they're saying the original thing was that they were,
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  Speaker 2: according to the naked eye, as you're on your property.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They look like a car. Oh. Like they're that big.
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  Speaker 2: Now they're saying they're man, man done. And they're like,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean? Like a little man, like a
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  Speaker 2: little man or like a man.
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  Speaker 3: Like they're driven inside.
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  Speaker 2: This is, it's so many different reports.
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  Speaker 3: Are the aliens flying them from the ground or are
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  Speaker 3: they inside them?
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  Speaker 2: That's what we don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like, is E.T., he's a little man.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be easy to shoot one down?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I said, you know, a couple days ago. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you can't tell me that there's no way to know.
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  Speaker 2: They're choosing not to tell us for whatever reasons. The
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  Speaker 2: other thing is that it's a big company and it's
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  Speaker 2: like they're trying to get us used to, hey, in
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  Speaker 2: the next 10 years, we will be driving like individual
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  Speaker 2: drone type cars. I've seen a thing where it's like
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  Speaker 2: a one person that they're working on, like a one
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  Speaker 2: person like the Jetsons. And you could just drive yourself
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  Speaker 2: in the air to get to, like, Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 3: Too cold.
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  Speaker 2: And, I mean, I was like, do you imagine me, too? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, Drake! Drake, help me! I'm doing a FaceTime.
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  Speaker 3: Hovering seven feet over the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Drake, now tell me what to do. Like, we have
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  Speaker 2: two Teslas that I've yet to drive on myself because
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to work an iPad to
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  Speaker 2: make a left. Like, I'm like, so... They're saying, but
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  Speaker 2: with the drones soon to be delivering food, will we
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  Speaker 2: eventually start to, and they just are getting our brain
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  Speaker 2: used to the fact that the sky is not going
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  Speaker 2: to look like there's like 10 years from now, we
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  Speaker 2: could be like, you know, you could be like to
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  Speaker 2: your daughter, you know, when you were little, we used
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  Speaker 2: to be able to see like clouds and stuff in
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  Speaker 2: an occasional plane.
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  Speaker 3: So there'd be so many drones in the air.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like it's the same thing of like when like
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  Speaker 2: horse and carriage, they'd be like, this car thing is
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  Speaker 2: never going to work. You know, like. Or like no
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  Speaker 2: one's going to leave the theater to hear a silent movie. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. So it could all just
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  Speaker 2: be that. I, you know, I hope it's not anything
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  Speaker 2: more nefarious than the government just lying to us until.
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  Speaker 3: And they also say it could be China, could be Iran,
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  Speaker 3: could be. So are they going to eventually start shooting missiles?
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  Speaker 3: Because if they are, I was in New Jersey last
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  Speaker 3: week doing two shows. I wish they would have started shooting.
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  Speaker 3: If you did this two weeks ago, you could have
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  Speaker 3: saved me from bananas in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: So when you were going to New Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Had you heard about the drone stuff yet?
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  Speaker 3: They had just started hearing it. Just very new.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you had a show this weekend in New Jersey,
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  Speaker 2: would you use this as a reason to say, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think it's safe for me to fly to New
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  Speaker 2: Jersey right now. I hope you understand. Because you're not
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  Speaker 2: a guy who cancels ever.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: So that's one of your good.
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  Speaker 3: More now than ever. But yes, it would be a
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  Speaker 3: great one to say, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's been times where I'm always excited when I get
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  Speaker 2: to the show.
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  Speaker 3: Me too. Always.
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  Speaker 2: And- Pretty exciting even once I get to the hotel. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's just getting there and it's always like the packing
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  Speaker 2: that like just sends me over the edge. I'll be
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  Speaker 2: like laying on my bed, scrolling through TikTok and it's
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  Speaker 2: like eight o'clock and my flights, I have to leave
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  Speaker 2: at five in the morning and it's eight at night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Heather, get off the fucking bed.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And pack your bag. And then there's been, there's times
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  Speaker 2: where I'm like, if all of a sudden there was
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  Speaker 2: just a text where there was like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: there was a pipe leak. Like, I don't want a fire.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want, I don't want anyone to get hurt.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want, you know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The toilet bowls overflowed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
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  Speaker 3: No, it would be heaven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't want it to be an alien invasion.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't want to ruin people's holidays.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm excited. I'm excited to see what. But like
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  Speaker 3: you said, I hope it's not something like it was China.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bummed that the Real Housewives of New Jersey has
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  Speaker 2: been on this long break because I would love to
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  Speaker 2: see those women doing like talking about the drones. And
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  Speaker 2: then we watch it like six months from now, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like a historical thing, like, you know, like the like
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  Speaker 2: her thinking the drones are paparazzi. Like they think it
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  Speaker 2: was actually like TMZ. But it's like. No, no, Teresa.
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  Speaker 2: They weren't trying to get a photo of you and
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  Speaker 2: Louis making out. It was fucking like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's more to it than that. Now, they've expanded beyond
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  Speaker 3: New Jersey, I've heard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they're here too.
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  Speaker 3: They've been spotted in New York. Are they?
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: They've said Riverside and some OC.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: So we'll see. We'll see. The end is near.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: And what I've always said, as long as we all
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: go together.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That's always been your theory.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I want to just all go together. I don't want
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: to be left. I don't. And we're so not prepared
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: for this.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't even think we've gone to Costco and
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: gotten like a ton of water lately.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I got a ton of paper plates for a party
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: that I had. My wife had a thing and it
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: was too many. So if anybody needs paper plate, if
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: there are a few people.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: The paper plates are not what you need at the
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: end of the world.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: But you really need water. Yes. And you really need
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: a manual can opener and canned food.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Canned food.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it seems to– anytime I see a futuristic movie,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: it seems everyone is wearing shoulder pads. For some reason
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: in the future, we all dress like linebackers.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Also, somehow in the future, it's all a uniform too.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Mohawks and– no, when they're like in the desert.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a Mad Max.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Like a Mad Max. Okay.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Well, also when they do like futuristic movies– everybody's wearing
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like gray uniforms. Like fashion just goes away.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fashion goes away.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Fashion goes away and everyone has to wear the same outfit.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Right, right. Yeah. That's true. I wonder if that's common.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I liked wearing a uniform in school. It made
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: life easy.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: My daughter does.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Dirty uniform all the time.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to buy a few of them. I know.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I have a few of them, but still.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I had a plaid skirt and it was so dirty.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And my mom was like working then. And it was
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: kind of my responsibility at like 12 to like wash
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: my own stuff. So I would just keep turning it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good idea.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: To where it was clean.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I have to. It's a lot getting that on.
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• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 16:39
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• 16:42
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• 16:47
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• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: started crying.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 17:17
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• 17:17
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• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Listen, Dar, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 17:28
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• 17:31
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• 17:42
  Speaker 2: OK, Jay-Z says Jay-Z's lawyer says Diddy and his relationship
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: was completely professional.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: And yeah. So he's you know, he's just saying, hey,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I never did anything weird. Keep me out of this.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: You know, he's not the only one. There's a lot
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: of people now. This is the new take. The new
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: take is I know I don't even know this guy.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Did you see Will Smith? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: on concert or something.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: And he gave us on stage and he was like,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: just so you know, I don't know anything about this guy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Never hung with him. And I think that he's doing this.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: And of course, 50 Cent's always done it. Yeah. And,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: you know, most of, and even Jamie Foxx, you know,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I don't mess with this guy. There's not one. Chris
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Rock did it in his opening monologue on Saturday Night
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Live this week.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, he did? Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: He did a whole thing about like.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: But I'm like. OK, so all of you just went
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: to the Hampton White parties.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: In the early 2000s and no one stayed late. Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: And every person, you know, had their two drinks, took
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: their 10 pictures.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And were in their beds, you know, by 1215. Every
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: single celebrity.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Except for like DiCaprio. You have pictures of him like
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: lying on beds and stuff. Right. But again, that's. I know.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying there's anything.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Wrong with it. It's like I just say with all
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: of this, show me the video. And it better be
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: better quality than what people are filming from their backyard.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Let me see the video of actual people. I don't
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: want to see it for myself. But let me know
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: that a legit FBI prosecutor said, we've seen video. It's
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: undeniably this person.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And the date on the thing shows that it was 2010. Right.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And we know from Us Weekly there was a party
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: on 2009. So this was at 3 a.m. on 2010. Whatever,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: or whatever the date, December 9th. So this was December 10th.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Like I, that is the only thing that, and then maybe,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody feels like they don't have anything like that.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was just like his weird crew. that weren't
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: famous that were doing sick shit with him. I don't know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, that's what I feel the same way.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: And are they saying that? Are FBI agents saying we've
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: seen the videos?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Just like they're saying about the drones. They're like, don't
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: worry about it. You'll see. You'll see. But we never
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: got to see with Epstein. So like, you know, but
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: it's it's. Oh, but according to now. with Jay-Z, the
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: latest I heard, again, heard, meaning I'm reading things, I'm
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: on the TikTok, I'm following these people that cover it,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: that Jaguar Wright, who is the woman who would always
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: be like, Jay-Z knows what he knows. Why do you
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: think he took that plane with Aaliyah? And you're like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Why did he take the plane with Aaliyah?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So that woman supposedly She now is saying my videos,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: my podcast interviews I did were edited and she's taking
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: down all her stuff. So now she's scared because he's
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: like going, might be going for defamation, Jay-Z, because he
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: came so strong with the last claim of lawsuit naming
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: him with the girl who was allegedly sexually assaulted at
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: 13 by him after the 2000 awards.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one. But I mean, why wouldn't you
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: if you're a, I don't know if he is or
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: he isn't, but if he isn't, so why wouldn't you
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: sue for defamation? That's pretty defamatory.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And all, well, because everyone always said, well, no
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: one's suing her. It must be true.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: And so it's like, well, maybe now he will also
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: in light of like Trump's suing George, what's his, I
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: can never say his name.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Stephanopoulos.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: And ABC, like I think people are going to be like, okay,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: maybe I need to just like come up with something
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: else to talk about on my podcast. I don't know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: But I've never said anything. Leave me alone.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Okay. Jamie Foxx.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: This is such a weird story. So he– He did
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: a show on Netflix, which I have not watched. I
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: heard it's more like a one-man show.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I heard it's good.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And he gets behind the piano.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And he does a little thing at the end saying,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: no more white women. And I can say, no white
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: women care. We are fine with you saying no more
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: white women. Like, it's a joke.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: It's funny.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: No more white women.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Like, he's not going to date any more white women.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: It's a bit.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: It's like a bit. It's funny. But, of course, people
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: were like, if he said that about this person, we
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: don't care. Okay, so whatever.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Come on, people. Lighten up.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: And so he's singing and stuff because, you know, he
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: played– who was the character? Ray?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Ray Charles.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Ray Charles. So he can sing and all that. He
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: talks about how he had a stroke. Yeah. Because people
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: thought that he was going to come out and say,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Diddy drugged me.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Well, apparently he had said it in like rehearsals for
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Like in a joke.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Which was smart because it got out and made people
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: watch it. But of course, that's not what it was.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: It was just a classic stroke situation that he now
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: seems better from. So now he's at Mr. Chow's with
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like 50 people celebrating his birthday.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: And if you've ever been to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: it's Chinese. It's really good. It's a great location, Beverly Hills.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: There is– and I've been there for a couple of things.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: One is for a book party. One is with the
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Waynes when we were working on White Chicks. You go
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: upstairs near the bathrooms and there's like a small room
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: that maybe like 20 people could have dining in. So
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: something happens where– These guys up there who are working
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: for Jackass, Dickhead Productions is the name of the production company.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: The Jackass guy. What's his name?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Johnny Knoxville. Johnny Knoxville, yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Johnny Knoxville not there. It's his production team. They somehow
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: see him down there and they're like waving and they
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: send him a drink and he's like, okay. And then
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: the waitress is like, oh, they're trying to get your attention.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: To thank him for the drink or whatever. And he
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: looks and they have some laser thing that then beams
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: the shape of a penis on Jamie Foxx's table.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: And he's got his daughters there and it pisses him off.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: So he goes up to the room. And he's like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: what the fuck, you guys? It's my birthday. Like, can
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you not do that? Like, I don't find it funny. Like,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I have kids at the table.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Are they filming this for like a jackass movie or something?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like they were. It seems like they
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: were having their little party and they thought that he
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: would find it funny.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I'm with Jamie Foxx on this one.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: And he didn't. I don't know that his kids were little,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: but his kids are women. And whether they're 25 or five,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: he didn't like it. Okay.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: He was like, stop.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so then something happens and one of the
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: guys takes a full glass and chucks it at him
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and it cuts his lip. Jamie Foxx.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: But these are not Johnny Knoxville's people, are they?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: This is the production people. Johnny was not there.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: So then he leaves.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like these sound like assholes.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like Johnny Knoxville- Well, it's called
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Dickhead Productions.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: But I feel like Johnny Knoxville's like a- At this point,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: they're a pretty professional run organization, I believe. It's a
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: big deal, Johnny Knoxville's company.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is reported. This is a pretty good report.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe it is.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: This is like this. So I don't know why they
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: did it. Obviously, whoever did it is going to be like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I did not- I thought the cup was plastic and
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I was joking, whatever he says. But it cut his lip.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't imagine. It's my birthday. I'm paying
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: for 50 people to be there with me. And this
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: fucking happens after I like celebrating my Netflix thing, like
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: pretty shitty, like night. He has to leave, go to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: the hospital, get stitches.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And I feel like Jamie Foxx is like one of
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: those guys, like it's lately, the last couple of years,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: it's just been weirdness now. I stayed out of like
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: weirdness for a long time. Yeah. And now I feel
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: like this is like the second story, you know, the
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: stroke one and now this, where it's just like, what's
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: going on with Jamie Foxx? Guy can't catch a break.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Very strange.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: And I just realized his No More White Woman thing,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: he did date Katie Holmes for like a solid amount
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: of years.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: That's probably why he's saying it. No more. No more
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Katie Holmes.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: He's a funny guy. He's a very talented guy. I've
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: seen him on stage a couple times. He's great.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: My favorite character that he ever did was.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: The- That girl.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Wanda. Wanda. Wanda was this character that he played that
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: on In Living Color that I loved because he made
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: his face very distorted and unattractive. But the character of
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Wanda was super conceited.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: And very confident, yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And thought like every guy wanted her.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And I have met a couple Wandas in my life.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And it's absolutely fascinating.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Fascinating.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Fascinating and like, I'm jealous. Like, good for you. But
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: it was so funny. So he was very funny on that. Okay, well,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: here I am. You know, with him having all of
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: his fame from talking about his stroke, Joe Rogan just
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: reposted this. This aged hilariously. 8.3 million views. Didn't even
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: tag me, Joe.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is you falling down?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even tag me.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: At least let me get something.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Out of this. Is that 8.3 million views from just
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: this one or that's overall? That's a lot of views.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe overall. I don't know. I don't know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Because it was taken. No, I think it's from his
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: because it would be taken and put on Twitter. So
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be from the actual clip.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: So I do. I do. I have talked about it
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: on stage. And so I'm going to cut a clip
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: of my stage act and I'll explain the whole story.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: But sure enough, this gets out and I get those
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: people that are like, in my comments, you mocked God.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You deserve it. And all this other stuff. And, you know,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: how do you feel about that? I'm like, I feel great.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: You found my page. You commented. Jesus made it viral. Right.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's... Maybe that's why the angels are coming down to
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: ask you why you mocked God. Coming down from New Jersey.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Angels come to me. And a lot of people say,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: you better be right with God.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Get right with God.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And I am. I know people are concerned that I'm not.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: But the fact that I joked and said, Jesus loves
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: me the most right before I fainted. And then he
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: made this go viral, 8.3 million views. If you don't
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: think that's Jesus telling me he loves me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Don't do it now. I don't want anything.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Lightning hit this room.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, thanks, Joe Rogan. You want to know
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: about it. I'll be on a plane to Austin tomorrow
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: to do your show. No problem.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Is he still in Austin doing a show?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They all live in Austin.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Everybody went to Austin.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Big studio there and all of it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. God love him. God love him.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: That's why, you know, the tick tock. We'll see what happens.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to go away like second week of January.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not going to happen. I don't think.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, if it does, then it won't. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: feel bad.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've spent a lot of time building up
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: my TikTok. But, I mean, there's some people that that
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: is their whole career. And they've been doing it hardcore
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: for five years. And that is scary. And also, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: enjoy it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But also, there's a part of me that, you know,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: has the brain rot. And I'm like– you know, almost
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: feel like it's like if all of a sudden they made,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you know, alcohol like prohibition again, I might be like, okay, thanks. Like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: let me just, this might be okay for me too.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Because I don't get as addicted when I look at reels,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: even though they're oftentimes the same videos. There's something about TikTok.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: TikTok and the algorithm and how it goes where I'm just.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Like– I think that's probably why they want to take
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: it away.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: OK. I want to ask you because this is in
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: sports news.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, sports. Aaron Rodgers, New York Jets quarterback. Now– work
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: out like we thought it would.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Now tell me, a lot of people make, okay, so
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: he's doing a doc on Netflix.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And now I know Aaron because he had a brother.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: He was estranged from.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: On The Bachelor.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: That went on The Bachelor that I think is still
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: with the girl that he won. I don't know if
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: they ever got married.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they ever had kids. And then–
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: but they would like bring him up and stuff on
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: The Bachelor. And I didn't know if that's what pissed
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: him off. But like I didn't know if it was
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: like a Christianity thing. I don't know. Do you have
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: any idea why the two brothers became estranged?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: From what I had heard and I don't– I was
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: under the impression they were always kind of estranged. Like
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: they led separate– I think there was a divorce and
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: they grew up in separate homes. I don't think they
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: were ever super close as far as I know. That's
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: what I had heard. Oh, okay.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. And then he does a– I
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: guess everyone feels at a certain point of fame that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: we're all entitled to our own documentary.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a new thing Netflix needs to be doing.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: They seem to be taking like one person, Schwarzenegger, Martha Stewart,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: and just doing like a two-hour thing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: We'll just do a doc on you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: We have all the footage from your life. And then
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: you just sit down.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: And, you know, you do this. Hold on. Yeah. This
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: girl comes around and picks my hair. I guess we're
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: doing this.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that's the beginning of the trailer for it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. And then it's like, you know.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Then it's you making meatballs for your son. The Juicy Scoop. Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good. I like the beginning of that one.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing the shirt that someone made me.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'd watch that one. 2015, you guys. 10-year anniversary.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Is that how long it's been?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: This June. You're my first guest, Poo Poo.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I remember where we were.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: At Podcast One. It's been a journey.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you a funny story about that?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: That building that you were in.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Okay. I had just started dating my wife at the time.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: And I said, I think this is, I should have
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: invested back then. Netflix was also in that building. Netflix
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: had a little tiny office.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And that was her job? Yes.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: And she was in that building too. And I said,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I think I'm in Netflix headquarters where your office was.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: And she goes, yeah, I'm here. And I went to,
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: you know, I saw her on my way out and
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: we had just started dating.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: That's hot.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: And now Netflix.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That's hot that you were at the work.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Winking at her.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I thought that was kind of weird. I mean,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: that's how, in 10 years, Netflix grew to what it is. Wow,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: look at you. Yeah, unbelievable.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, so tell me, so he does this Netflix thing,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: and he's had some famous girlfriends. He had Shailene.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Shailene Woodley.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Who had said, like, he was the love of my life,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: and I'm still sad. So I don't know why they
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: didn't work out. And then what's the other girl who's
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: now married to John Mulaney and has two kids?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Olivia Munn.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Olivia Munn now is with John Mulaney and has two kids. Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Or is pregnant with a second or something. So what
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: is this? Have you seen it yet?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it yet, but I know– well, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: think it's– here's the thing with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: for years was the Green Bay Packers quarterback, and he's
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: great and he's amazing.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Everyone loved him then.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was a commercial, perfect for commercials, good-looking guy,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: all-state guy, commercial guy. He was doing all funny in commercials.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Kill him. Okay. And it seemed like friendly and easy
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: to digest for the average football viewer. Okay. And then
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: something seemed to change. I don't really know what it was.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: It might have been COVID.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Do you think it was the estrangement with the brother? No,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Think it had anything. I don't think he cares about
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: the brother.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: From what I know. Anyway, who knows what, if COVID
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: came and then he, you know, anti-vaxxer and he was,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: so that was all weird.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: He was an anti-vaxxer.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Whatever you want to call it. Yeah. He was an anti-vaxxer.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: So the NFL was at the time.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: It was like he had the stink on him.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Different times, you know. You can't play if you're not
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: going to get vaxxed or whatever. Right. And so he
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: wasn't getting invested. So that became weird.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Then he started going on all these shows, different, Joe Rogan,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: things like that. And kind of, and then the ayahuasca happened.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the ayahuasca is part of this, which we
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: see it here. Now, ayahuasca is no new thing to
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: put in a doc.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I remember Chelsea, when she did her, she did a
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: four-part doc thing a while ago.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Right after our show ended and then she was starting
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: the Netflix show. which was like Chelsea Does or something.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And she does ayahuasca, right? And so what is it?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: It's like a hallucinogenic that makes you like see visions?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: As far as I know. I think everybody has a
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: different reaction to it.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: And then some people say, oh, my God, it cures
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: me from like addiction. It cures me from like being
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a bipolar. I don't know. Maybe it really is a
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: miracle thing. But unless I get a documentary– And they say, Heather.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: You would.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know what would happen.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I think you'd become. See, I feel like.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want to. But if it meant I could
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: get a Netflix special, then I guess I'll take the
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: mushroom and like cry and say I saw a vision
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: of my mother. I don't know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I also hear. But there's that's hair last days. That's
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: what I've heard. And this is I'm coming at. If
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: you guys are ayahuasca people, I don't don't I don't know.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I know. People are like, you don't know what you're
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: talking about. No, we don't. We actually don't know what
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: we're talking about. But this is a comedic conversation and
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: we're talking. Go ahead.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: And I think there's pooping. I've heard poop. Like, do
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: you have a bucket? Because you might lose control. Once
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I hear that, I'm like, I think I'm out on that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Unless I was constipated for three days.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Then I'd be like, give me that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I was asking.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: And then vomiting and all that. And I think some
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: people have crazy reactions. Like they get real psychotic stuff
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: that they're not happy at the end. And other people,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I guess, have some sort of euphoric experience where they're,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: you know, go back every month and do it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: But don't you have to go to like Cancun or
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: someplace and then be with like a shaman? So it's kind.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Of like a racket.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, they call him a shaman, but he's
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: a drug dealer. more or less. I mean, I know
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: people are going to hate me for that, but a
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: shaman is like a bullshit term for a guy who hands.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: It to you.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: And then, so, you know, I was just watching this
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: reality show, Southern Charm, and this guy, Shep, all these
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: three guys have been on the show for like 15
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: years and they had their problems fighting. And so Shep
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: went and did it. Yeah. And then he says to
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: the other guy, oh, I had a vision of you
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: and your sister who died when you were a child.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And the guy's like, okay, like, I guess that makes
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: me feel better. But like, now you're bringing up something
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: trauma that happened to me. Like, it was just weird.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: And then he's like, and then I, and then I
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: saw my old girlfriend and she was a bird and
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I wanted her to fly away, but she just kept
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: running into windows. I'm like, what? Like, we're supposed to
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: take this as like, I've been changed since this. I mean, like,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: you know, anything like there's religious retreats and there's things
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: like this and there's going to like Tony Robbins for
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: three days. And, I guess this is like a natural thing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do it. I have friends who
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: do it. So you do it numerous times? Some people.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Some people have such a great euphoric reaction to it
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: that they go and do it once a month, once
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: every six months, whatever it is. And love the experience.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: But I'm so... I don't like to be... I'm not
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Burning Man. I'm not this guy. I'm not painting my face.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not, you know... Look, his face is painted. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: don't have any desire to... Sit there and chant.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Right now, all of a sudden, you're like a Native
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: American Indian.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: But no chanting. No, like, I don't need my dick
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: to be out. You know what I mean? I feel
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: like there's that. Now take your pants off.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: What are we doing? You know, I feel like you
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: don't- And.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Then they like, yeah, they do the thing on your face. Yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Then it's like, okay. Well- Maybe I'll watch it. I mean,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: he is attractive. Now, why is everyone so mean about
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the Jets? Are they not a good team?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: No, he's terrible. Well, I don't know. They're not a
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: good team and he's not good. We were under the impression.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I'm a Jets fan. Okay. And we were under the
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: impression once we got Aaron Rodgers, this is going to
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: change our lives. And it's just been terrible. Like, they're awful.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Is he done playing or can he come back now
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: that he's had an awakening?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: He's not done playing because, you know, he signed a contract.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, but he's still young enough to play.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: He's 40-something. I think he's 41 or 40. Isn't that
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: kind of old now? Yeah, he's getting to the end. Okay. Definitely.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: But he is one of those people who says, because
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I do these things. He broke his, beginning of the year,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: last year for the Jets, he snapped his Achilles tendon,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: which is supposed to take like years.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: To- What is your Achilles heel and what is your
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Achilles tendon?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: The Achilles tendon, I believe, is that piece that you
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: could feel. Yeah, you can see it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It looks like a cord in your neck, but it's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: in your ankle.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So yours is probably tiny. It looks like a
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: piano string.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: So it's this.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing. Exactly. That's it. That's it. Okay.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And then is your Achilles heel just like, that's my
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: hard thing in life? Like it's just a, it's not
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: a real thing or does it connect to your actual heel?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I think Achilles heel comes from the actual Greek person Achilles.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, and it's like my Achilles heel is that my
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: oven doesn't work on a big occasion.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Greek got Achilles heel. Something with his heel.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: And that's where the term comes from. But the tendon is. Okay.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: As far as I know. Oh, okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: So now he can't play. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: But he came back from the injury faster than anyone did.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: And he says, that's because I use these natural medicines
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: like ayahuasca and stuff. So that was another thing where
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: people were like, oh, this is weird.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: It was a little anti-pharmaceutical.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was a little anti-medicine, anti-pharmaceutical. There was a
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: lot of that going on. Anyway.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for filling me in because I didn't really
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: know about that.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Happy to help.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: You know, also Pete Davidson got to go to Jason
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Kelsey's holiday party. Oh, good. And he has been talking
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and he's like, you know, I want to be known
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: for something other than all the famous girlfriends I have.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: And, you know, I've been dating for the last 14
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: years or 12 years. And I've only had 10 girlfriends.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: So that's actually not that many.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Right. But they've all been pretty high.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it is kind of a lot, though.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: To have 10 solid girlfriends over 12 years.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: And then every single one is famous is pretty. Anyway,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: what do you think is going to happen with him
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: in his career? Because he was on tour and it
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: was called like the. Unwell tour or the rehab tour
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: or the pre-rehab tour, but then he had to stop
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: because he actually had to go back to rehab.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: And I think most recently again, I think it's a
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: couple of times been in and out. I feel like
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: he's backing away from it all. I feel like he's
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: kind of being one of those people who just kind
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: of doesn't want it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: He also said, I want to just be known. I
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: want to be like a Leonardo DiCaprio that like you
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: don't really hear about. And then every three years he
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: does a movie and it's like Oscar worthy. I'm like, well,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: who wouldn't want that?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want that? Like, yeah, you and Jack Nicholson. Like,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: who wouldn't want that?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Unless he does like plays like a drug addict
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: and something, you know, where he's going to go that
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: route and then he could. Oh, he's serious. But otherwise,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I also think he's getting tattoos removed.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: He is. They're all off. I saw a picture with
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: him in a short-sleeved shirt and they were all off
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: his arms. I don't know how they did that.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: That's what I would ask him about.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You know, obviously, if you're removing them, you regret them.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And what would you tell somebody that's, you know, on
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the path of getting a ton?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Like, is there, you know, and is there some new
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: method that's easier to remove it? I don't know.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know either.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And but so he's not on SNL, but he occasionally
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: shows up, right?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like everybody does. And it's the 50th season of SNL.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, so people come and pop by.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: More than ever, people are coming by.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: People are popping by.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll see, you know. Oh, the other thing is
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: he had this series that he was doing.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Bumpkin or something.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What was it called?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Bumpkiss.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Bumpkiss, yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Bumpkiss.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: With Joe Pesci and him.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: And this is what I heard. That is kind of why...
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: people are pissed in Hollywood because he basically blew it off.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: The third season was going to happen and he's like, eh,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like doing it anymore. And it's like, well,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: this isn't just Canceling New Jersey chuckle hut.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: This is, you know, 80 people work on this production. Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: You know, you're really fucking over everybody. The show was
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: supposed to come back and he was like, I don't
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: think this, like, I don't really like it. Like, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: don't really think it's like me or something like that. So,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going to wonder, like, what makes
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: you have some stink on you in Hollywood, ending a
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: series that is supposed to go back. Right. It's pretty bad.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. I think he kind
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: of wants out a little bit. That's what I've heard.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we'll see. Okay, so meanwhile, this Page Six
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: article came out. Kenan Thompson, who's a delight on SNL,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: leaves a $ 1, 500 tip at the Chris Rock SNL after party.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: And all these guests were there. The bill was only $ 1, 400.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: And an insider said he left a $ 1, 500 tip.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Nothing's wrong with it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Except, come on.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Come on, what?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Come on. When people do this, they get the story
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: out there themselves. Oh, oh. Now, there's no way to
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: prove it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: And there's nothing wrong with it. You still made someone's night.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: But, like, I know from a very famous person that
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: was generous that, yes, it was her publicist that would
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: get it out that this was the generous thing that
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: she did. Right. And- You know, it's not a terrible
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: thing to do. You're still being judged. I mean, nowadays,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: everybody's just filming someone like shopping at Target and a
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: guy being like, hi, can I give you $ 500? And
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: the woman's like, Do I look like I need $ 500? Well,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: kind of. You look like a single mother that's struggling
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: with her weight. I literally saw one like this. And
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: the girl's like, actually, like I am, but I mean,
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I don't want to take it. Well, no, I'm really,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: really rich.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, some of those things feel like setups though.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the person's filming it. And like, so... Like
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I always wonder, does anyone go, look, I do want
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: the $ 100. Yeah. But like what if it's like a
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: guy and he's like, I want the $ 500, but I
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: have child support and therefore this is going to go viral.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to give $ 400 to my ex-wife.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Like how many people are just like, I don't– like
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: if you are going to go around to like Walmarts
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: in struggling neighborhoods to give out $ 100 bills.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Leave your phone in your car and just go do
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: it and then maybe talk about the joy that you
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: had from it. But like the filming of it is
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: so annoying.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But anyway, I mean, I feel like Kenan Thompson
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: is– he seems very nice to me.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I think he's very nice. I think he's a delight.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I think he's a generous person. I'm just saying– You know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: sometimes with these articles in Page Six, every single thing
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: that Page Six writes, you know.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's an insider, but it's oftentimes, you know.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: But Keenan Thompson's probably like, at least it's not Diddy
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Party news, you know.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's put it out there.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Let's put the $ 1, 500 tip out there. I'll take that press.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: And it is a nice thing to do, to overly tip.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Who's ever waiting on Jay-Z tomorrow night, expect a $ 2, 000 tip.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: That's going to be good. Now they're all going to
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: start throwing.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Now they're going to be like, yeah. I once did
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: a TikTok as a character complaining about waiting on Heather
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: McDonald and that she only left a $ 100 tip on
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: a $ 98 thing. And people just start commenting the minute
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: they hear anything. So I first start complaining about something
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: that's not a big complaint, like that this character, this woman,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Heather McDonald, asked for softened butter. And then people are like, yeah,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: it does kind of bother me when the butter's hard, blah, blah, blah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: And finally someone's like, wait, $ 100 tip? I'm like, exactly. Like,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: you could complain about anything. So now people could be like, really?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Or if someone's like, oh, Miley Cyrus gave $ 100, 000 to
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: the Leukemia Foundation. Right. Only $ 100, 000? Yeah. Miley or like,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: you know, Taylor Swift. Oh, it's the worst.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: You can never win. You can never win.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: The internet is the worst place in the world. It
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: really is. I mean, the internet and, you know. Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Bananas in New Jersey.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I mentioned this the other day, but
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I went to a taping of Leanne Morgan sitcom and
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: they took the phones away, you know, from everybody.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Just in a plastic bag and they give you your,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and I was like, Oh my God, this is amazing.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think I've watched something like TV, whatever,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: without my phone as like a second source of like.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. It must have been great.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: It was great. It was relaxing. It was great. Like,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: it was nice. I mean, I want for 2025 for
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: people to do more stuff like that, like whether it's
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: a personal party or a dinner or whatever, and someone
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: just goes, okay, guys.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I never take my phone out at a party, ever.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: No, I don't either. But there's been times.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? What are you saying?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Where I'm scrolling.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant like for filming. Oh, yeah.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: But that too would be a relief because it is
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: work when you're out like an industry party. And, you know,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, let me get the... Or even if
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you're just with regular people and you're with your girlfriends,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, let's get the cute photo before we
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: eat off our lipstick. Yeah, yeah. And that's fine. But
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: then it's like the few times I've been at places
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: because they're filming, they take the phones.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: It's like... It's just like another– like one less thing
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: to like be concerned with. But people are always concerned
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: like what if I– the difference is they really took
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: the phone away. So like if someone was trying to
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: get a hold of me because our house burned down,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know until I got that phone back. What's
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: cool at like the– The Comedy Works in Denver.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some of the comedy clubs do it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: They put it in this locked thing, but you have
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: possession of the locked thing. So if you put it
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: on vibrate and you hear it vibrate, then you can
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: get out. Or if you want to check on your sitter,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: then you just get out and you call outside.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Which is so nice. But when I was doing the
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Denver Comedy Works, I did my meet and greet before.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And then everybody then sat down in their seats. And
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: then there was about 25 minutes before the show started.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: And I looked at these two guys in the front
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: and they were like a couple. And I was like,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: I immediately felt guilty. Like, what are they going to
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: do for 25 minutes? And then I was like, oh,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: my God, they could like just talk to each other.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: You know, I was literally like, oh, no, like they
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: came early for the meet and greet. Now they've got
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: 25 minutes without their phone before the show starts. It's like. Yeah.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: It's got to be bad. This is the worst. I mean,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I honestly believe at drones and everything else included with
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: all the things you hear, I don't think there's anything
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: worse than these phones. And one day it'll all, it'll
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: come out. I'm talking posture and everything. You ever see
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: those pictures of people like, we're going to look like,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: everyone looks like a weird caveman.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree. And then also they said, oh, Apple's
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: working on a phone they can fold.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I know. Samsung already has one.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like also, it's just a little bit smaller.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Smaller in your pocket.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: You can just have your watch then.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: If you want it smaller, the watch has everything, right?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I guess. I'm not all that savvy. Look at me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I got a Samsung Galaxy.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I love it. Okay, Jim Carrey is in this summer. movie,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: which sounds like a nightmare, but I don't know.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: It's a kid movie, right? This is his third one. Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a kid.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: It's a big deal, I guess.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's 62. Anyway, he said, I came out of semi-retirement.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Because I need the money.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking about doing like Grinch 2 and whatever.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: And it's like, wow. Supposedly he's worth $ 300 million.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: What do you think happened?
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I think he was joking. I saw
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the– I think he just misses it. I saw the
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: interview and I think when he said I need the money,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: it was a joke. Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the thing is, is like, yeah, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: think people take a break and then they're like, all right,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: like I'm ready to do it. This will be fun.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I'll get back into it. Like people go through whatever,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: their things, and then like they go away and then
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: they come back and.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I actually kind of liked the fact that he was like, yeah,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I did. I mean, the guys had a good run. Oh,
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I'm out.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: He was like the first person that did the whole
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: like manifestation thing. He wrote himself a check for $ 10
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: million and put a date on it.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: And he actually got $ 10 million for one of his
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: big movies. Right. Before that date. Yeah. Like so cool.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I know. I know. Yeah. I mean, I'll take him back.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I love the Grinch. Bring it on.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: You know, I was thinking about him because I was like,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: you know, he's gotten married young, like to like a waitress,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: a sparring actress. They have their daughter who's like probably
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: like 40 now or something. And then, you know, and
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: then he had all these other girlfriends. He's Renee Zellweger
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: and Jenny McCarthy and Lauren. What's her name?
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Holly.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from Dumb and Dumber.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like– I've been married for so long.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what is that like to just like a
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: guy like him is going to be like at a
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: dinner and a single at 62. And he's still like, hey,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: can I get your number? Like just your whole life
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: to just be going from like girlfriend to girlfriend to
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: girlfriend is just so to me now, like kind of weird. Like,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine it now.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I couldn't imagine it at 62 and
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I'm getting close, you know, but I feel like it
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: would be tiring.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You know, Jim's single and you're like, oh yeah, he's single. Like, great.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: And it's all different. I mean, you know, it's different
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: than 22. Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: And then like, yeah, exactly.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: 22, you could do like all sorts of things to
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: each other, like the things that people are doing now.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Get out of there. Get your face out of there.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Nobody's doing that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: They're like, do you like to be choked? And you're like, actually, no,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I choked on my pill the other day.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Exactly, right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Like, no, I don't like choke.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I feel like, as you always say, at that age,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: you're bread and buttering boners, as you say.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Just keep it simple. Keep it simple. Like, let's not
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: complicate things. Let's keep it pretty often. Let's not go
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: too long. Anyway, I didn't realize that Keanu Reeves is
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: also in this.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. It's a big Sonic the Hedgehog. It's huge.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I thought it was animated. No, he plays like a
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: real person.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: A little bit of both.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: The Hedgehog is not real.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't work at Sonic's.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: No, it's not Sonic the Hamburger Place. It's a big
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: video game, Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, okay. And this is
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: the third one.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, good for him. Keanu Reeves is still, like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: has the most sterling reputation of anyone in Hollywood.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: God, I hope it continues. I hope it's not one
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: of those ones where, you know, somebody eventually comes out
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: and goes, well, I was at a ditty party with
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: him after.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: It seems like it's just such an, I mean, you
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: ever see the video of him giving a seat to
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: a woman on the subway.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: There are so many great stories about him and he's not,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: he's not filming it and he's not, but it's so
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: many stories of like, there was someone on set and
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: he found out they were struggling or whatever. And he,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: you know, paid the mortgage and didn't want to even know.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: There's just so many stories about that. And then, of course,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: he was the first person to start taking photos with
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: female friends where he was like this and he doesn't
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: touch their backs.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Which is very smart. Well, I've met him
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: one time and we did a whole thing in Tokyo.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I went to Tokyo to do a whole bunch of
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: stuff with him. And he was the nicest person, like
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: almost too nice. I was like, you know, he was
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: telling us places to go and restaurants and he'd been
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: here before because I guess he's in Tokyo a lot
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: and he knows it well. Anyway, we were shooting a
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: sketch for Chelsea Lately with Chewy.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: And this is eight years into the show or whatever.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: The bit was, you know, you make fun of Chewy.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: That's the bit. For us, you know, who are on
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: the show. But for him, who's the sweetest guy in
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: the world, he was like, I'm not going to do that.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: And we're like, no, no, no. Call him a dumb
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: little person. Like, say dumb little person to him. And
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: he's like, I will not do that. And he was
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: like almost like, I'm sorry to... I don't want to
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: offend anybody, but I'm not going to say that to him.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, well, that's kind of why we flew here. Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: So I can attest to the fact that he's a
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: wonderful guy.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: And just that I always think if you're a very
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: nice person before you become famous, though he became famous
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: quite young, then, you know, the fame and the money
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: will just make you that much better of a person. Right.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: And if you were kind of a shit before, get ready.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen some people who are nice turn to shit. Oh.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Haven't you?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think in retrospect, I'll look back
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: and I'll kind of put the pieces together that actually,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: you know, they had aspirations as a child that were
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: selfish or something.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to mention any names, but there were
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: some times we used to work with a person.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And there were some times when they would come in
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: and be like, do you guys know what a bank
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: machine is? I'm like, all right. You got famous at
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: fucking 35. You know what a bank, you know, I mean,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: cut it out. Remember, I went to a grocery store.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I remember that day. I went to a grocery store
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: and you buy groceries. Yeah. And I was just like,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: are you talking about a fucking grocery store? I mean,
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: it's not like you just landed on this earth. Some
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: of it I was just so shocked by. And, of course,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: all the ass kids were like, isn't it amazing? It's amazing. Oh, fuck.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Well, they did do a famous scene where Kylie and
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Chris went back to going to a grocery store. And
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: they really did, like, love it. And I do– I
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: kind of get– if it's something that, you know, you
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: get to a place and you're so famous that you
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: don't do it– And then you're like, I just want
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: to like it is.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: But you still understand how it works.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Of course, you know, and you're not at that level.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: The details of the story I'm telling is she was
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: like shocked that she could buy food and pay for
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: it at a store and carry it out into.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: The parking lot. And that's how it ended up in
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: her fridge.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, right.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: She thought it was miraculously ending up in her fridge.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: She didn't realize it was like the 12 people that
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: work for her. Very funny. OK, well, here we go.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Britney Spears, now her brother, Brian, who's been kind of
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: in her world for a while, the ex-girlfriend of the
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: brother is saying that he is responsible for giving her meth,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Mexican meth.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Oh. Britney. Whoa. Wait, Mexican meth?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Is that worse than regular?
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: It's like Mexican Coke. Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: It's stronger.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Mexican Coca-Cola is really good.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: I know my kids would always be like, can we
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: have a Mexican Coke for Christmas? And they'd come in
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: the little- Yeah, right, right.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Little bottle.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: And there's like extra sugar or something.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know she had a brother.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy, Brian. I don't know. I saw one
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: of her little clips and she's like, this is my brother.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: And she's dancing around in Hawaii or Mexico with him. Yeah. But,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: you know, you're one of those people that would get
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, and I'm so— I mean, I'm not happy with the
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: way things.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Have turned out, but— You could probably go on your
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: deathbed and saying I was on the right side of history.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I believe I was. And I still— I' m saying that. I
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: believe the dad was not as bad as people made
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: him out to be. And I think that now I've
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: been proven correct, maybe. I don't know. I thought the
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: dad was there to keep an eye on things, and.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Now— It's a shame that there couldn't have been— More
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: of a balance. Right. Where it wasn't feeling like she
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: was working and not benefiting from it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: But still had some family help around her. But we'll see.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Don't know if that's true. Just saying what we're saying.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Clay Aiken. Remember Clay Aiken?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Sure I do.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: He said he lost 50% of his fans when he
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: came out in 2008. I just can't believe that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I felt like we knew from the moment.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: But maybe because we were in L.A., we knew that
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: he was gay.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: But I guess he wasn't... He was acting like he wasn't,
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: I guess, in the beginning of his stardom after American Idol.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: He always had a gay.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: And then he had a baby. He had a baby.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He ran for political office.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: He had a baby with someone's famous sister or something.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: There's something weird. Anyway, we ran for office. Also, I
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: saw something that Lance Bass was supposed to do, like
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: a CW sitcom. And he was playing a straight character.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: And then when he's like, look, people know and I'm
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: going to come out. And he had the people, yep,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gay or whatever it was. I remember that was Ellen. Anyway,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: then his pilot didn't go. Then his show didn't go.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Because they were like, you can't play a straight person
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: being gay now that we know that you're gay. I'm like,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: why didn't they just change it to being gay?
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just go like, it's just so interesting
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: how weird. Do you remember Clay Aiken?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: There was a minute there where they were kind of,
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: they were going to make him, he was co-hosting a
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: lot on the Kelly Ripa morning show.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, like he was going to be like a daytime
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: talk show host?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when he like put his hand over
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: her mouth and she was like, take your hand off
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: me or something. I don't know where your hand's been.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: And he never went back after that. You don't remember that?
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I do remember that. So she was
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: chatting because it was live.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a funny bit where they were
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: doing it. And he's like, don't say anything. Yes, and
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: she was really pissed off that he touched her face.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: And so did she come off as like a.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Well, there were two sides to it. People were like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: don't touch.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: A woman's face and also she's the host.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Don't tell her to shut up. Right, right, right. And
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: then people were like, well, that was her... in a
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: way being, you know, insensitive to gay saying, I don't
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: know where your hand's been.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Right. Like a derogatory.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't even know where people's head went,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: you know, so.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: You couldn't win. Right.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Anyway, but I do, I remember watching that clip and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: being so uncomfortable. Yes. For all of it. Because, you know,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: there's a whole bunch of women in the audience going, ah, oh, that's,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: that's not good.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I, that's like kind of where his career
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: kind of ended. They were, I think the ABC, whatever
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: network that's on, they were like, oh, this guy could
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: be one of these talk show hosts, kind of Kelly Clarkson-ish.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: And it just, that was the end of it. Yes.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: You know who also was supposed to have a talk show?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Was that Todd Chrisley.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Well. Yeah, no way before he got in trouble with prison.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: He had a full-blown pilot of him being a talk
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: show host.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, that was a while
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: they would have given that to anybody.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I knew, but yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: You remember Queen Latifahs?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I was on it!
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, were you?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on it for two years. Was it
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: on that long? I went right to promote my first
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: stand-up special, which was on Showtime.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: So I got to be on it. I can't remember
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: the woman I was on with. I think I had
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: an interview and a panel or something. And it was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: just like– but this was– I'm pretty confident it was
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: before she came out. And then I say that and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Has she come out?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if she's come out.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: I mean she has, but I don't know if she
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: has publicly.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: But it was like Queen Latifah keeping it real. And
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like– That was the name of the show? Something.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: It was like that was like the byline or whatever.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay. Because I remember we like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: did a story that she gifted her personal trainer who
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: was a woman, you know. a home that they live together.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like my Pilates instructor a lot, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not giving her a home. So it's like there
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: was something like that. I feel like maybe she has.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Now it's like nobody cares, like, you know, whatever. But
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: also Malcolm in the Middle is coming back for a reboot.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think I ever watched the old one,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: but I mean, I like the cat.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I did one episode of it and the set
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: cut on fire. Have you ever been in a fire? No.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: It's the only time I've ever been near a fire.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Like I was like doing the scene, which I was
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: just like a guest star, you know, like worked at
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: like the wife's place. And I like I remember like
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: there's like I heard like this crackling sound or something.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: And it was like on the Radford lot. And, you know,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: it was like over there a fire had started. Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: And because this was not live audience. So it's like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: we filmed it on these sets.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: And I just like let the fire go for a
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: minute because, you know, I'm just a guest star. I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: don't want to like ruin anything for myself.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be asked that. And I just
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: remember they're like, everybody out. And I'm like, we went outside.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, is this never
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: going to– is this it? Like, I'm not going to
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: come back tomorrow. And, I mean, they saved it. But
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: when I think about, like, how fast something like that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: and how scary.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, they can go up quick.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, and if you wait at all.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it's interesting that these reboots are
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: coming back of these shows.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, they're trying. A lot of these people,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: they didn't make as much money as everyone thought they did.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: And it's been a long time. And in the case
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: of Bryan Cranston, he went on to 10 different things.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: But some people, they have one big series and then
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: that's the end of it. So if there's ever a reboot,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: they're like, absolutely, I'll do it.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: And get the crew back.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I see One Tree Hills doing it again. And a
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: bunch of Gilmore Girls, I think.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Even for Paris and Nicole. They just went and did
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: a whole thing. And people, I didn't really watch Paris
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: and Nicole. So I started to watch a little. And like,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: they're cool women, but I kind of, I'm like, I
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't really, like I wasn't a big
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: fan of the show, The Simple Life, but people love it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: They say. I actually thought Nicole Richie was like genuinely funny.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: She was funny. You know, they, I mean, a lot
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: of it was set up. I remember like one time
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: she was like with some family or whatever. And she
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: like drew like a little tattoo of a heart, which
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: meant like you killed somebody. Yeah. And like just little funny,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: like she would, She came off very funny. Yeah. So
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: maybe I'll give it another chance. But they just said,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: you know, just seeing their chemistry together was like enough
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: of like.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Just so you know, it's a teardrop. What did I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: just say? That lets you know you killed a heart.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. It's a teardrop. Teardrop.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the gang sign. So you killed somebody in
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: prison or something.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: No, as a gang member, you killed someone, which is
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: often the rite of passage.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The teardrop really does mean. I wonder if they
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: still do that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I'd like to bring it back if they don't. Once
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: you had a teardrop on your head, you were pretty badass.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I remember I had a relative that needed a nurse
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: to come and visit and be there. And the guy
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: had a teardrop. And we're like, okay, maybe this is
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: not who we really want to be taking care of
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: the elderly. Okay, this was interesting. Speaking of old sitcoms,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Ray Romano of Everyone Loves Raymond. This was a really
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: funny show. Yeah. Traditional sitcom. Patricia Eaton played the wife.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: And in real life, he had twin boys and he
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: would do a lot of standup about the twin boys.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: So in the show, he had a daughter and twin
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: boys that actors played.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: So now the twin boys are, they did a documentary
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: that they're hope, like did some, some festival and it's
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: like about their life. And one tried to do standup and,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you know, and, and like, and they kind of say
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: how hard it is when like, you want to be
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: in this business.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I know that my dad struggled as
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: a standup, but we don't know that. Like we only,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: once we came out, he had a show that taped
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: and it seemed like everything was like easy. And so
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was like interesting. Like the, like
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: the NEPA babies kind of be like, I kind of
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: want to see it. Like you can still go, you know,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: about it. But like, I'm like, yeah, it is kind of,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: It is hard to think that your kid is ever
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: going to work as hard as you in your industry
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: if you can give them a step up, like no
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: matter what it is.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't have any problem with Nepo babies. I mean,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's no. Yeah. If your dad's an electrician,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: you know, usually you're an electrician.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: They help you get the union.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Nepo babies are everywhere. I know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Nobody ever thinks about it with like cops and firemen
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Right, right. Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But no, I mean, it's true. It's like you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: learn the thing. I always felt like. You know, people
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: would get so mad. And I'm like, yeah, if you're
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: hanging out with Goldie Hawn and you're a writer, director, whatever,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you know, little Katie comes
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: down and you're like, Katie's 16? Right. And she starts
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: singing and dancing and she's beautiful. And they're like, oh,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: my God, we're doing this movie. And it requires like
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: a 16-year-old cute blonde person.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Like, let's have her read for it. Then she reads with, like,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: her mom and her dad and, like, gets a good
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: acting teacher. And it's in her blood. And she knows
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: how to act professional on the set. Yeah. Why wouldn't
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: she be successful?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Of course. You know, it's like.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And for the person that just, they want to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: cast it easily. So if they know that, like, your
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: daughter is good.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big of a deal either.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I've got to go to a show. Friday for my daughter.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Big Christmas extravaganza.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Does she have a big part?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: She's singing. Solo? No, I don't think so. She told
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: me the choreography. It's pretty in-depth choreography. But the song's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: about a cat. Everybody wants to be a cat. And
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what does that have to do with Christmas?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: But these days, you know, you can't do, you know,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: we wish you a Merry Christmas to be arrested. So, God.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I said, all right, can't you find a common ground?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Song's about a cat. It's nothing to do with Christmas.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could always do just a reindeer, you know?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Like Rudolph?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know the rules.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Rudolph was one of the disciples. Right. Well, you'll have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: a good time.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be fun. I'm looking forward to it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Make sure you have your phone all charged up.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's all charged up.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Tape off the phone. This is a crazy story that
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: happened in Woodland Hills.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Right here.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Right here. So this guy, I remember this story. He
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: was a doctor. It was like an urgent care medical center,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: which I have gone to like when I'm just like needed,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: you know, a Z-Pack or something. And he was just
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: like going to his car and he was shot dead
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: and killed. And now they have arrested his ex-wife and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: these other people like that. One lives in Reseda and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: they're all like around like 40 that executed this death.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: And he was married to the second time with this
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: other woman and had a baby. And it's like the classic,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: like she. never got over it and it was about
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: money and like i have to get more into it
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: yeah we'll cover it you know um probably on juicy
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: crimes on patreon but like this is just like a
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: dateline situation that is a good one sometimes when people
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: go oh this will be a great dateline i'm like No,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: because the person died. Like if the killer is dead,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: nobody cares about the crime.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Like there's been like, you know, juicy crimes that have happened.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: But if like then the person in the end kills
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: himself too, you're like, well, that was kind of a weird,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: interesting story how they got there. But like we have
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: to– they only get like media coverage if they're rich
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: and somewhat attractive.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: And is this– So she's– so they can interview them.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: So it's like a hired– That's right.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Keith Mars, they can interview them. It's at its best.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Yes. And it's always going to be– whenever it's like
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: a hired– like I hired someone to kill my husband
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: or ex-husband to be, they always– it's always– it always
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: seems like it's such a hard thing to convict because
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: they can always say– I didn't mean it or I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: just mentioned it to my boyfriend or they had problems
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: with her or the connection isn't there. Even when they've
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: had like a girl, like there was this one where
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: this woman was hiring someone to kill her husband and
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: then the cops knew. They set up the whole thing.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: She thought she was meeting a hitman. It was a cop.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: They filmed it and all this stuff. And then they
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: like tell her that he's dead. And they literally took
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: a photo of him like he was in on it.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: So they took a photo of him like pretending to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: be dead. And she's like hysterically crying and everything. And
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: then they eventually are like, well, he's not dead. And
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: here you are like hiring the person. Even then she
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: was like, I thought this was part of a reality show.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: She said, like, I thought I was part of a reality.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: They constantly somehow can get out of it when it's
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: not them.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Doing the murder. Yes. I always hate when they're into,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: because you never know at the end. You don't know
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: if they're, and they were let off because some evidence
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: came out. But in the beginning, so we're in the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: first five minutes of the show, got an hour to go,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: and they're showing the person, and they got a white jumpsuit,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, an orange jumpsuit on. And I'm always like, Well,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: they got an orange jumpsuit on in the interview. That
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: means they're still in jail.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: So you know what they started to do after that?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Put a sweater over to them?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: No, they started to do real close.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: If the person is talking this close, but then I
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: asked the Dateline guys, like, what do you do about that?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Because you're kind of spoiling it.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: You don't want to see the orange jumpsuit.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Because it's like the guy being like, we, and I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: always think it's really weird when you like know that
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: you're talking to the suspect or you're talking to the
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: victim's like sister and they're like, how did your sister,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: who's now dead, meet her husband, who we're pretty sure
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: killed him? Like, oh, they were inseparable. So they were
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: real star-crossed lovers. And, you know, like, I feel like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: this is a cute story. And I'm like, how did
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: you get them to a place of, like, Being kind
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: of cute and memorable.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Being cutesy.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: But then I did say, do you ever just bring
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: them clothes?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, I bet they do.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: And they say now they do.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: So like even if the jail will let them, they'll
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: like put on a shirt for them or whatever. And
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: then they can go a little bit of a wider shot.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: I'm glad more people have issues with that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Remember making a murderer on Netflix? That was a good one.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: We need more of those.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: And whatever happened to that guy?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I think there was talk of him getting out,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: but I don't think it ever happened.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good one. That was one that
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: really got everyone started. Well, Alan and Portia, they left
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: their $ 42 million Montecito home to live a life of
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: In England. And then there was talk that their house
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: was flooded. And then they said, no, it wasn't flooded.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: And they love it. But here the Daily Mail is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: just like, here's Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia. They're
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: stepping out together. And it's just cold and rainy. Yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: looking miserable.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: And they could be up in Santa Barbara.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you left Santa Barbara. Like, I mean, this
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: is why Meghan Markle was like, I can't take it here.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: And it's like still in Santa Barbara and like not
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: sad not to be the princess because she's like, I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: would rather be.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Was this a Trump move out? Like we got to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: leave because of Trump? Was it one of those?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: They didn't specifically say that's why, but it was like
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: right after. And, you know, and like, we're going to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: do this. How soon do you think they like we
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: find out they buy some other house?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Well, any day now. They don't want to. Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Or they buy like maybe like a house like in like,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: you know. Greece or Spain or something. Like, just a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: warm location, but maybe not America.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like Ellen suffers from the same problem I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: suffer from. The moment I put on a wool hat,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: I just look like an old lesbian. And she, well,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: is an old lesbian, so she looks like me when
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: I put on a hat. Some people just can wear
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: the hat, and some people, I'm one of them. I can't.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I think all of it, when you're from California, you think, like,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: a couple, like, rainy days at, like, the farmer's market is, like,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: a good time.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: And then when it, like, gets to, like... The 30th day.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never done 30 days of bad weather.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you would die. I go to these places on
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: the road and I tell my wife's born and raised
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: in L.A. as well. And I'm like, you could never.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: You could never be here. I mean, I was just
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: on the East Coast. It was 19 degrees.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: You should never have felt 19 degrees ever.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, Brandon's, you know, in Oregon. And he's like, yeah,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I do miss California.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I miss California. I'm like, well. You know, get good grades.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: You could come back like, you know, it's OK. So anyway,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: speaking of Meghan Markle and Harry, well, they did this
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: show about polo, which is basically a reality show about
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: hot international polo players. Their wives, one's trying to get pregnant.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: One has a back injury from a horse. I don't know.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: And it's totally bombed. It's getting no buzz and the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: buzz that it's getting is that it sucks. So I'm like, well,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I like rich people and I like cute outfits at polo.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: So let me just give it a chance. Maybe it's
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: not that bad. Couldn't get past four minutes. Really? I'm like,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: And she produced it, I guess.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not in it.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's in it eventually, but she certainly doesn't appear... Like,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: if she is, it's like she's probably at one thing,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: but I don't think she is. I think their whole
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Netflix deal was like, well, you give us this $ 100 million,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: and then we'll just make you do the work, you know? Like, obviously,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: she's not in the editing bay, you know, showing the horse. Right.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: You know? But, yeah, I'm like, I don't understand Polo, and...
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a lot to ask someone, I think,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: to just like get invested in like a whole other
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: sport with a bunch of people that you don't know
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: from anywhere. Like at least if one of them was
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: like– if it was like Aaron Rodgers and four of
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: his friends that have all left the NFL and we're
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: going to follow them and their families.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Then I think people would be like, OK, I know
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: that guy. I know that guy. I'm sort of interested.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: But I think it's hard when you're like– And I'm
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: sure there's maybe some people that follow Polo that are
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: into it, but it's not doing well. So they say
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: like the $ 100 million deal is not going to be
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: asked back.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: I never even heard of it. I didn't even know
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: there was a thing.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to go on Netflix. It's not anywhere
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: promoting it on the page. You have to type in
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: the P, the O, the L, the O, and finally
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: then it popped up. Even when I first did P-O-L,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: it didn't pop up. And it just came out.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, it used to be like the rich people sport,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: I think, right? It was just a bunch of people
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: drinking Foucault and watching it in the Hamptons and stuff.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: That's what I was under the name. But now, I mean,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: you go to a Dodger game, seats are $ 1, 000. Like
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: every sport's the rich person's sport now.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: You know? Yes.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Anyway, what do you think's going to happen? We've always
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: predicted she's your old colleague.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: My old friend. What do I think's going to happen?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just think, I don't think she can
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: win at this point. Like, I don't know what to do.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Where's the jam? The jam never came. The jam?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: She started making jam. American Orchard something. And then they said.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: She couldn't find a CEO or something?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no one wanted to be the CEO. But prior
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: to that, it was like the name is actually like
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: a plate, like it's an actual farm or something. So
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: she couldn't have the name. And it was like she
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: sent out the jams to the influencers like too soon
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: before they were ready for anybody, which is stupid.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Like I got Melissa Gorga sprinkle cookies.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: And she sent them right when I could post and
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: anyone could buy them. Like you don't send it six
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: months ahead of time as people are like, oh, I'll
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: remember six months from now I can order that jam. No,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: it's like it's got to all be ready to go.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: So the jam never happened.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I never heard about the jam.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: And I feel like.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, I would say like one
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: of those documentaries, but didn't they do that already?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: They already did it. That was the only thing people
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: cared about. And the Invictus. What is the Invictus game?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: It seems like to be some sort of like almost
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: an Olympic type. It's a big deal.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: In England.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: I think this year is in Canada.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Is it people that are handicapped doing something like a Paralympics?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Or is it like, what is it? Well, anyway, that
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: was another one.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: I think it's more like an Olympic style.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: That was another one that didn't do anything.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Well, it's big worldwide.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: The podcasting's gone.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Podcasting, that didn't last at all.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean- There's some new podcasts coming out.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Back to acting.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, who?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Like Celebrity?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Are You a Charlotte?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, Charlotte.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Charlotte from Sex and the City is starting a podcast.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I heard about that.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And- You know, I'm sure it's going to be
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: no holds bar. Ask me anything about interesting topics, health, wellness,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: you know, and yeah.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: The same thing that Khloe's is, you know, like, yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Khloe Kardashian?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Khloe's doing one too. She's doing one. And now
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: they call it like, you know, like, like a video podcast.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, everyone has it. But anyway. We'll see.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: We'll see how these things go. But I don't think
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: she's ever coming back to that.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Acting. Go back to acting. I'm telling you. I mean,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: I know the critics will just have a field day,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: but why not? Actually, strangely enough, that movie I just watched,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Terrible Carry On, the wife is way too gorgeous. The
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: wife of the TSA. I'm like, all right. But she
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: does kind of remind me of Meghan Markle. She's got
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: a similar look.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: I still think. That she will join some type of
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: reality show. Really? Because she's going to be presented with
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: something and she's going to be like, do I really
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: want to like leave my kids and go all the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: way to Warner Brothers or wherever and or memorize like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: for a medical drama and like work that hard.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Or I can just have the cameras follow me around
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: and I can like start my own thing with like
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: some other Montecito's rich moms. Yeah. mompreneurs or something. And
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: it's like, I talk about my jam and then my
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: other rich friend has a jewelry line and the other
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: one is a candle girl.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I'd give it, I'd watch it.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: I know. See like that you'd watch and then you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: don't have to like leave your house or anything.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: But I was under the impression the reason they did
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: this came to Montesino or wherever they live. It was
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: to kind of just be out of the spotlight. I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: thought like, why, why not just do that? Why does
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: she have to do anything?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I, because I think a, they kind of do
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: need the money.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: And then I think that they I think if they
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: had stayed, then they couldn't monetize. They couldn't become like
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: a brand, like a Kardashian brand. And then once they
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: got here, then they said, yo, you can't use the
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Sussex names.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: So anything you do just has to be like, you know,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Meghan and Harry or Harry and Meghan, you know.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Tennis shoes or eyewear or whatever. And now I just
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: feel like the momentum is gone.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Like, who cares? There's nothing interesting about you. We're going
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: to be really excited when you're pregnant with the third kid. Like,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: who cares? You already have one of each.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: What about clothing line? Clothing line. They all do clothing line.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: You know what Eva Mendes does? Sponges for dishes.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant sponges when you.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Do your makeup. No, dish sponges. Eva Mendes got a
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: whole line. Get into sponges.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Get into it.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Well, just so you were hoping, Alabama Barker. Travis Barker's daughter,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: stepdaughter to Chloe, has come out with a new baddie
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: type of.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Song. She's like, I got a lot of money, you don't.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I got a lot of money. I ain't broke.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: But you are. And also, if you leave your man,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: you know, with me.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: I'll take your man.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take your man.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Just, you know, a real pro woman message.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: And, you know, with the long nails coming around like
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: a hot guy, you know, a lot of like ass
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: dropping and stuff. And then but she's smart enough to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: put like her brother in it. And she's in the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: back of a car holding dollars with.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Courtney's in it.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: With Courtney. Courtney's just sitting there doing Courtney thing where
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: she's whatever. She's awkward. She just like laughs. And so
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: she's just like laughing in it, you know. But for
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: one of those songs, it's not terrible.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: It's not. I can't think of the beat, but it
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: wasn't totally terrible. And like, again, what else are you
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: going to do as a nepo baby? You think she's
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: going to go, you know, write essays and run for,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: you know, try to get into a sorority?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: So like, there you go. Yeah.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Batty, batty, whatever it is.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Alabama Barker.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Did you know that Selena got engaged?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: I did, yeah.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: I like her ring.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I like her ring. A lot of people get upgrades
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: of their ring after you've been married as long as
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: You put more stuff in it? More diamonds?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, or maybe a whole new diamond.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm putting the hint out. Okay, this is our
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: last one. This is really terrible. An AI bot hinted
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: to a teen to kill his parents for restricting screen time,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: so now they're suing.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Hinted in what way?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: The bot– I guess the kid– I want to say
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: maybe the kid was on the spectrum. So this was
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: like someone that he could like talk to. And he
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: was like, my parents are restricting my time, my screen time.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: And the bot was like– Kill them. The bot was like,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: you know, they're trying to take your rights away. Like
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: put it like literally– I guess the way it works
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: is like if you put this information, they would think,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: you know, based on maybe the word he used, restricted.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: They're like, well, people shouldn't try to restrict your right
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: to like speech. And then it got to the place
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: where they said, you know, and so then the two
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: guys that created it said, well, you know, it's got
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: some kinks we need.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: To work on. Sure does. Yeah. If you're those parents,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: there's a few kinks.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, luckily they were okay at everything. This throuple,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: you know, throuples are a big thing nowadays. Yeah. They
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: didn't know how they were going to.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Celebrate Christmas?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's hard enough to go to two sets
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: of parents, and now you have to go to three.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I guess you do.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: So what do you do? Your parents are not coming
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: out here, or are they coming out here?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: No, they're not coming out. They're staying out there in
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: North Myrtle Beach.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: And do you guys— now, you have a mixed family as
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: far as you— there' s Judaism. Judaism.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, my wife is Jewish, yes, but they're Christmas people.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: So you have a tree.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: We do.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: And do you do Hanukkah? Because isn't Hanukkah after Christmas?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: This year it's the same week.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's the same week?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, twine.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: So do you get a gift for eight days plus
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: a ton on Christmas Day? That's where the kid really
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: makes out.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: We don't do huge Hanukkah stuff. We're more Christmassy. But
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: we do light the candles. I mean, I'm not Jewish,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: so I just. It's all new to me.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: I just sit and sing along, you know? Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Is that a Christmas one or is that not a
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Christmas one?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: I think they make dreidels at Christmas, yeah. Oh, okay.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: Christmas-y or Hanukki. Yeah.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then do you, Christmas Day, do you do
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: anything special?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: We'll be in Hawaii.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so great. Just the three of you? Or
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: is any relatives coming?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: You know that AI bot who said you should kill
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: your parents? I think I might kill my wife's. No,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: they're coming. They're coming. Yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Did you guys get a big house? No, we already
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: had our room. Okay, so everyone has their own hotel rooms.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Our trip had already been booked.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: And they were like, well, it would be great if
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: we came too. Like, let's do it all as a family.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: So now it's everybody. Not my family, her family. So
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: now I got to hang out with them again. A
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: lot of, you know. So what's a podcast again? You know,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: a lot of that. They try.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: No, they can't still ask.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Really? I'm telling you, if I asked AI bot, they
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: would tell me you need to kill them.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: The bot is like, how long have you been doing
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: the podcast?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Are they still asking you what a podcast is? Yeah.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: So it's a lot of that. Oh, my God. And
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: that's like five days now. But it's. Also, we're thinking, oh,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: maybe we could leave Beckett with them and then we could.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Actually do some stuff. Right, have a couple of nice
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: dinners out.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we might be able to get out.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you absolutely could do that.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: Right. But once again, kind of a little worthless as
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: far as like that goes. They're older, you know, so
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: they're like, we don't know how to do this anymore.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Too much. Yeah. She was up till 8 p.m., you know,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: we were already asleep.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: I saw this comedian say this thing that was really
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: funny because he's like, you know, every grandparent, when you're like, okay,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: like the first grandkid comes and they're like, no mom,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: like we do it like this, whatever. And they're like, please,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: I've done this before. They're like, there's no other job,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: but like parenting and then grandparenting that if you left
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: the factory for 35 years and then came back 35
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: years later, you wouldn't be like, maybe I need a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: day of retraining.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. That's funny.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: You know, it's so true. It's like, no, there's a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: whole thing that we do different. And like, With the
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: food and with the sleeping and all of that.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: A lot of that.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That is really funny. Well, Chris, do you
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: have shows that you would like the Juicy Scoopers to attend?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: How about New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve, Tacoma, Washington.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Tacoma Comedy Club on New Year's Eve at Tacoma Comedy Club.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Two shows. One at midnight. Got a midnight show. That's exciting.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Wait, it starts at midnight?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. End at midnight. Oh, okay. So then
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: you have.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: To really watch the time and then you're going to
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: be in charge of the- Yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: At Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: By the way, one day I ruined that and it
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: still haunts me.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: I ruined it in Chicago one time too.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was in Chicago too when I ruined it.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: They're like freaking out and I'm like, well, let me
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: just finish the act.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Let me just finish like this bit.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: She's like 12, 10. You finally drop the balloons.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: And then they're like all pissed. Yeah. And I was like.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I left early. And they were like,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: it's 11.45. I'm like, oh, I was kind of done. Yeah. Anyway, so,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: you know. Then I got February 13th, the Irvine Improv.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: February 13th. Valentine, like Valentine coming down. That's a great
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: weekend for stand-up. And then Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City, Bricktown
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Comedy Club. I'm there. That's January 25th and 26th. And Tulsa.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: Tulsa's 25th and 26th. Oklahoma City's 23rd and 24th.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: Oklahoma.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Tulsa and Oklahoma City. All will be on frangola.fun. Podcasts
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: go cover to cover. If you like podcasts, come over
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: and listen to that one when you're done with. Khloe
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Kardashian or the girl from Samantha or whoever.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Kristen Davis.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Kristen Davis, yeah. That would be great. I'm sure that's
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: going to be really good.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: The thing is, if she does not talk about Sex
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: and the City, it's going to be a challenge.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: And it's like, I'm sure she doesn't want to.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: That's another thing a lot of people do. And they're like,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: let's do a recap of the show we were on
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: 10 years ago. We just to go through, you know,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: cause those girls, the office do it.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: But do they, I mean, you've got to, they must've,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: they've had it for now like eight years. So they
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: must've gone through every episode.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: And then do they start all over again?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure how that works.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: With like a different guest?
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe. I mean, I don't know how often.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Or do they talk about other things? I have been
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: wondering about that. Like what happens once you've gone through
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: every episode?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: But it's a kind of smart way to start out.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Then if they like your personalities, then you could probably
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: branch out.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: I think those girls now do like they just chat. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, Chris, what a great year we've had. Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: This is it.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being on Juicy Scoop.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: We had lots of fun shows that we did together
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: out on the road.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: We had a good live run there. That was fun.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Good live shows. Looking forward to a 25-year. 2025?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: 2025. I'll be here. Can you believe it? Still going?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: Do you ever feel like?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I freak out because like, you know, the year
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: I was born, you know, was a really long time ago.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm starting to.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: So I'm sometimes just like, oh my God, you know,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: and like, this is like a big, like coming up,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: it's like a big year for me.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: Big year as far as what?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: I'll have been married 25 years in May. I will
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: have done this for 10 years in June.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: It's a big age year.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: No, it's 50? Five. What?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: 55. 55.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was- 55, which I feel every year
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: I live the- I say I'm the year coming up
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: just so I don't freak. So the whole year I'm like, Heather,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: enjoy that you're not that yet, but whatever. But I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: feel great about everything. So I'm kind of like- I mean,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: as you should. So I feel like I should do
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: something special for that coming up. I don't know what
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: it's going to be.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: But I feel like, but then I'm like that person
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: doing like a triple combo. And Mother's Day.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. Yeah, it's, yeah, I'm at that point
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: too where I'm just like, I don't know, how much
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: more do I got in me? You know? That's why
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: I was with Jim Carrey. I'm like, stay away. What
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: are you doing? I want to get back in. Like, why?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, some people just don't want to quit. Yes.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to read books and watch movies.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This holiday. Fantastic.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Happy holidays, everyone.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I hope it's a great year and hope the drones
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: don't get us.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: And if not, and this was the end, I had
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: a great time. Yeah. Let the aliens run the world now.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Let the aliens do the podcast. Just two people with like.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Can you believe Khloe Kardashian started a podcast?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Oh God, we're fun right till the end. Thank you.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: What's it called?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundiel Cars. Lift? Please. Are you
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: Done deal, Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.