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FULL SHOW: We Chat To Our Favourite Hotel Employee Daniella! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jonaman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis loveme along to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast on a Tuesday. It's great to have you with us.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I just introduced the music to this part
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  Speaker 2: of the.
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  Speaker 1: Lists, a little bit of a gear change for what
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  Speaker 1: we normally at, a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Of a menu of what's to come on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Megan almost broke your nose last night. Yeah, from a child, pretious.
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  Speaker 2: I lied to the dentist.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you need to like you're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Into sorry always some of my problem with me, I'm
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  Speaker 1: always coming in too hot all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know I know people said
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  Speaker 2: it when you walk into a room.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, no one's to me before.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I lied to the d is how much? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: light to the dentist. I feel like it's a lie
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  Speaker 1: that most people would say. You hear that on the
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  Speaker 1: podcast very surely.
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  Speaker 2: And are you allowed to use the picture station toilet
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  Speaker 2: if you're not purchasing any goods? Well you're about to
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  Speaker 2: find out now. I was at the picture station yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Now I want to front foot this and say I've
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  Speaker 2: done this hundreds of times okay, and that has gone
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  Speaker 2: and it's been a huge bug bear in our work
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  Speaker 2: marriage being voice is that whenever we drive to a
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  Speaker 2: petrol station, I'm like, oh, I need to use the lavatory.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go and use the toilet. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: are you buying anything?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, you know, nothing just goes through.
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  Speaker 2: Use the thought. Now. Ben then gets guilty and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go and buy. So he then buys
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  Speaker 2: something and it buys like a little pack of mixed nuts,
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  Speaker 2: one of those Cranberry trio Johns the Mother Nature ones.
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  Speaker 2: Some guilt purchases for my toilet usage.
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  Speaker 1: I do feel like that's if you're going to use
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  Speaker 1: someone's facilities, you need to you need to buy something.
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  Speaker 2: How arrogon are you just rolling on up walking them
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  Speaker 2: through a petrol stations different different toilet.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with John, Oh, yeah, you're right. I think
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  Speaker 3: petrol stations a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Have you walked inside a petrol station toilet last? Have
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  Speaker 2: they even been in there in twelve years? They don't
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  Speaker 2: care what's going on in there. Well, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: At least sometimes they do that cleaning chart and you
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  Speaker 3: look at it and you're like, there was like five
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  Speaker 3: days ago.
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  Speaker 2: That was pre COVID.
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  Speaker 4: Like, if you're going to do that, don't put a
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  Speaker 4: chart up.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the county yesterday pay for peture, and
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  Speaker 2: the reason I don't have a problem was using the
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  Speaker 2: picture station toilets. There's an industry I've given so much
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  Speaker 2: too over the years, mainly money.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The guy walked out of the laboratories, so then the
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  Speaker 2: person behind the counter was like, excuse me, are you
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  Speaker 2: going to pay for anything? And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: spicy content. I feel like a public telling off there.
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  Speaker 2: And then the gentleman, to his credit, was like, well
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't planned on it, and it just walked down right.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't realize this was the thing that the
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  Speaker 2: petrol industry, that you're not allowed to use the facilities
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  Speaker 2: unless you're buying something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the cafes.
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  Speaker 3: Small cafe, sure, So why is it okay with the
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  Speaker 3: petrol because they've got money?
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  Speaker 2: Multi has got lots of money, But you're rolling there
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  Speaker 2: and use their toilet. They don't need you to.
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  Speaker 3: Buy a packet of nuts.
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  Speaker 2: They're good.
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  Speaker 4: They're good.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about the petrol game.
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  Speaker 1: We've been making money here to we all right, people
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  Speaker 1: are coming off the street.
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  Speaker 2: Some very reedy people would go into the toilet. Next
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  Speaker 2: you're in the door, do all sorts of stuff in
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  Speaker 2: the came a meeting place the furious purposes I found
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  Speaker 2: out the hard one I was, we're here, now.
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  Speaker 4: Shut the door.
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  Speaker 2: Fut this out? Can you okay? So obviously the small cafe,
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  Speaker 2: small business.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you'll lump everyone and together. You can't just
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  Speaker 1: you know, you can't just say it's what's good for one?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Can you use a business toilet? I think it
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  Speaker 2: depends on that. The I think it depends well, but
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  Speaker 2: how do we know that? How does that station? Ronald
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  Speaker 2: does not care.
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  Speaker 6: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know these posters and the women's toilet looking
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  Speaker 3: for your sock?
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  Speaker 2: We looked at last night.
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  Speaker 3: No stone onto toilet, I see your sick.
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  Speaker 2: John had to put posters up everywhere. You see it everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: I took that you get me to do everywhere. But anyway,
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  Speaker 2: you sent me a mission, my friend and I'll pull
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  Speaker 2: their stuff everywhere. But you couldn't find a sopper while
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  Speaker 2: we did stumble across because we found a hotel. You're
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  Speaker 2: staying at when you were in Total for the Ames Games,
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  Speaker 2: and we stumbled across Daniella Charis metic Italian hotel manager.
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  Speaker 2: And we feel like it's only fish you couldn't find yourself.
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  Speaker 2: We feel like it's only fear that we give to
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  Speaker 2: some of our new socks. Yeah, that's kind of the
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  Speaker 2: the unlosable socks where they come and threes, John have
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  Speaker 2: been a meighan socks. Every pair has a spear. And
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  Speaker 2: we'll go through to Daniella.
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  Speaker 5: Now speaking, I can I help you Chow chow chow chow, guys,
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  Speaker 5: Daniella Megan, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are you good? You missed us?
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  Speaker 5: Do I need to be honest with you? I have
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  Speaker 5: to confess. I even told my husband I missed the
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  Speaker 5: tree guys.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 5: And I just watching a couple of whole podcasts And
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  Speaker 5: were you up to guys? And you ride with the
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  Speaker 5: socks and.
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  Speaker 2: What the socks? Yeah, I wait to try.
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  Speaker 1: I thought maybe I'd leave my socks there at the hotel,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think that's the case.
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  Speaker 2: So who knows the socks gone?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah. I think you just need to rest
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  Speaker 5: in peace, this socks and you need to just pass
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  Speaker 5: to the next month.
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  Speaker 1: We have got new socks, We've got some one about it.
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  Speaker 2: Everything we want to We want to give you a
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  Speaker 2: pair of hing A Meghan socks please.
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  Speaker 5: Actually was a little bit, you guys let me down,
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  Speaker 5: little bit because you guys give away everything to everybody,
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  Speaker 5: and I didn't receive any special present from you yet, Like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. A beautiful T shirt with your tree
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  Speaker 5: face is for lip with like cute?
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to wear that.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, times are tough in the radio game, mate. We
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  Speaker 2: can't afford T shirts and faces, but we can't afford
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  Speaker 2: socks with our names on all of them.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, It's okay, we'll do you get the
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  Speaker 3: pair with the spear three socks, even three.
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  Speaker 5: Socks, Okay, I like it. Yeah, actually I like the idea.
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  Speaker 5: Then if you lose one, you know, need to be
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  Speaker 5: worried about?
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  Speaker 2: Are calling you up? I leave a sock at the
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  Speaker 2: question doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 5: What are you guys being up to on the weekend
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  Speaker 5: with ziplining?
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  Speaker 2: That was fun?
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  Speaker 5: I saw that with your wife climbing.
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  Speaker 4: Had a couple of birthday parties. What did you know
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  Speaker 4: of the weekend?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Well, I need to tell you you guys need
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  Speaker 5: to go in one of the candlelight concert by Fever.
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  Speaker 5: Did you heard about that?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like concerts?
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  Speaker 5: What's concert that they do? A cova in this case
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  Speaker 5: was Coldplay and imagine Dragon then is a real orchestra.
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  Speaker 5: They did an amazing concert of an hour and it's
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  Speaker 5: all with candles. Then of course sake candles, but it's
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  Speaker 5: all candles. And he was in the Aviation museum here
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  Speaker 5: in the mound.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, just a huge fire candles.
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  Speaker 5: No fire happened, but it's very romantic and he's really
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  Speaker 5: warm your soul. It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Well personal question, so tell me about it if you
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  Speaker 1: don't want answer.
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  Speaker 2: But how long have you been in New Zealand? No?
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  Speaker 5: I can answer so that I've been here since March
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  Speaker 5: twenty twenty. I got stuck here with COVID.
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  Speaker 3: Which is COVID It sounds nice.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to get COVID. You're going to stay here?
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, I'm sorry for you guys. Yes, you need
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  Speaker 5: to put up with me. Yeah, I'm so sorry for that.
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  Speaker 2: So where's home? And in Italy? Whereabouts?
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  Speaker 4: Is that Roman?
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  Speaker 5: That's what was home?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bean's got a very special connection, was right.
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  Speaker 1: I got engaged to my wife at the Fontana the
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  Speaker 1: trivia the trivia fountain.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the best spot to get engaged.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of people get engaged. There
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  Speaker 1: was probably about cliche for your but it was lovely,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful spot.
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  Speaker 5: It's nice, not it's not cliche. You know, every every
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  Speaker 5: part of the world that can be special and you know,
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  Speaker 5: romantic for an engagement. But yeah, Fonta Treve is quite beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Then you see all these pists. As soon as you
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  Speaker 2: got down on one knee, all the pists come with
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  Speaker 2: the roses revolt.
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  Speaker 5: I need to apologize in that bent.
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  Speaker 1: I try to give me the whole bunch, like you're
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  Speaker 1: just selling individual ones. Guys get engaged. He's going to
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  Speaker 1: buy them all.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know why.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you've got an accent for them.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, we want to put something to you. Do
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  Speaker 2: you mind if we call you weekly and we give
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  Speaker 2: you your own segrets.
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  Speaker 5: I need to think about a spots available on my agenda.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll keep We'll leave it on a cliffanger.
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  Speaker 2: You ever think about it.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, think about this special request from your tree
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  Speaker 5: guys and your trouble makers. You know, but you need
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  Speaker 5: you need to put I need to put a little
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  Speaker 5: of condition of that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you need.
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  Speaker 5: To promise me that you make me laugh all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you try.
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  Speaker 5: That's already something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Daniel, I love it here from you and will
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  Speaker 2: get these socks to your mate.
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  Speaker 5: I cannot wait, and me can try to look after
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  Speaker 5: the t is to trouble make a boys.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the heads that Joan Ben podcast Megan come to
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  Speaker 2: work with an injury today, not feeling too good.
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  Speaker 4: I yeah, I have the bid.
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  Speaker 3: We call it the big time parade, putting the three
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  Speaker 3: year old in the one year old to be at night,
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  Speaker 3: and it's always a bit of a.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like a paradella to be?
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  Speaker 3: It's like the zoom or like some nights it goes well,
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  Speaker 3: some nights that I want to go to bed. It's
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  Speaker 3: just kids, but last night, my daughter, my one.
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  Speaker 2: Those kids will grow up one day and every night
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  Speaker 2: they want to go to bid.
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  Speaker 3: And the adults fight them on the best things like food,
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  Speaker 3: showers and bid. That's what we love.
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  Speaker 1: Soon you become going to bed like if I can
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  Speaker 1: avoid it, I would happily avoid.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather just stay away for twenty four hours later,
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  Speaker 2: love to.
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  Speaker 4: Chet.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's such a waste, but you have to.
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  Speaker 4: Love to go go go though stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean there are options, h.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. But last night it was it was
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  Speaker 3: going well. My one year old, she was keen, she
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  Speaker 3: was cuddling. It was fine, it was great, and so
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  Speaker 3: she even got her titty be to turn off.
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  Speaker 4: The light it was dark.
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  Speaker 3: I gave her a week cuddle and at that moment
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  Speaker 3: she kind of sat up and hid butted me square
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  Speaker 3: on the nose, you know, like you know how much
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  Speaker 3: it hurts. It was the worst nose and jury, worst
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  Speaker 3: nose whack I've ever had. I felt my nose crunched
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, it's broken. I've definitely broken my nose.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get the eyes watering? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, it's gonna bleed. It didn't bleed.
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  Speaker 3: I was being really dread Well.
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  Speaker 4: I went.
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  Speaker 3: And I started crying and the dark, holding my daughter, and.
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  Speaker 2: She goes making it all about your get to sleep here.
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  Speaker 8: She goes, yeah, okay in the dark, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: mommy's okay, Mommy's okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I ended up putting it a beard. I'm like
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  Speaker 3: crying on her. She was very quiet though, so she
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  Speaker 3: just went straight to beard and you.
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  Speaker 2: Are silently sobbed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no win out.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like crying out of my daughter's room.
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  Speaker 3: And Andrew's like, are you okay? My husband? I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I think I broke my nose. He wouldn't have got
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  Speaker 3: me an ice pack. I was like, I'm gonna have
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: a black eye. I don't have my nose is fine today.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't would know, no, but God, there is nothing
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  Speaker 3: harder than a toddler's hid.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a bowling ball.
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  Speaker 2: And they just come at you with such force you've
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: wrapped them up in cotton ball. But they can. They
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: can stand a lot. They can walk into poles. They can.
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  Speaker 2: I think my son and Squeaking Customs have about four times.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like those bubble heads too, aren't they They
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  Speaker 1: kind of like the heads quite large for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of their body, and they're kind of a little.
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  Speaker 4: Bit around hazardly.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, the injuries I've got from those kids
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  Speaker 3: just being themselves.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be a nightmare in the UFC, though. Yeah, if
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: you're having a fight, we all would be listen. No
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  Speaker 2: one wasn't get punched in the nose. I'd be a
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: nightmare too.
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  Speaker 3: I used to always want to do one of those,
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  Speaker 3: like charity boxing matches, but then I forget that you
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  Speaker 3: get punched too. Yeah, as soon as someone put me,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be like.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought that sobbing would be quite a good
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  Speaker 2: technique in the old octagon because it would throw your
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: opponent in the corner. You'd be like, you're okay, like
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: you're doing it. I think they'd just give up a
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: feeling bed. You know, then you wouldn't by default.
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  Speaker 1: Next, you want to know your heroes that maybe not
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: everyone would know about. Who would you approach in a
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: room if you've got the chance to meet them, that
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: everyone will be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, who's that person?
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  Speaker 9: Ye?
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  Speaker 3: Niche heroes, heroes.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Because we've all got one. I came to work with
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: an injury today, not feeling too good.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: I yeah, I have the bid.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: We call it the big time parade, putting the three
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: year old in the one year old to bed at night,
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: and it's always a bit of a is it like
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: a parade away to be polite, where it's like the zoom,
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: or like some nights it goes well, some nights that
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: I want to go to bed.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: It's just kids.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: But last night, my daughter, my one.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Those kids will grow up one day and every night
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: they want to go.
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  Speaker 6: To bid.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: Them on the best things like food, showers and bid
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: that's what we love.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Soon you'll become going a bit like if I can
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: avoid it, I would happily avoid.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Would you rather just stay away for twenty four hours later?
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Love to hes.
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  Speaker 4: Like like get done on my check list.
• 13:14
  Speaker 10: I feel like it's such a waste, But you have
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  Speaker 10: to go go go though stuff.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I mean there are options, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: But last night it was it was going well.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: My one year old, she was keen, she was cuddling.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: It was fine, it was great, and so she even
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: got her titty be to turn off.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: The light it was dark.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I gave her a week cuddle and at that moment
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: she kind of sat up and hid butted me square
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: on the nose, you know, like you know how much
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: it hurts. It was the worst nose and jury, worst
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: nose whack I've ever had. I felt my nose crunched
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: and I was like, it's broken. I've definitely broken my nose.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Did you get the eyes watering? Yeah?
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: And I was like, it's gonna bleed. It didn't bleed.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I was being really.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: I went.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: And I started crying in the dark holding my daughter,
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  Speaker 3: and she goes.
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  Speaker 2: Not making it all about your get me to.
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  Speaker 8: Sleep here, she goes, yeah, okay in the dark, and
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, mommy's okay, Mommy's okay.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: So I ended up putting it a beard. I'm like
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: crying on her. She was very quiet though, so she
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: just went straight to beard.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: And you just silently sobbed.
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: No.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: I went out and I was like crying out of
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: my daughter's room. And Andrew's like, are you okay? My husband?
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, I think I broke my nose.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: He would have got me an ice pack.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to have a black eye.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I don't have.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: My nose is fine today.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: No, but God, there is nothing harder than a toddle's hid.
• 14:49
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• 14:52
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• 14:53
  Speaker 2: You've wrapped them up in cotton boll but they can
• 14:55
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• 14:58
  Speaker 2: can I think my son? I was squeaking. Customers have
• 15:00
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  Speaker 2: aren't they.
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  Speaker 1: They kind of like the heads quite large for the
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  Speaker 1: bit hazardly. I know.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the injuries I've got from those kids just being themselves.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: You'd be a nightmare in the UFC though. Yeah, if
• 15:15
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• 15:19
  Speaker 2: one wasn't get punched in the nose. I'd be a
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: nightmare too.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I used to always want to do one of those
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: like charity boxing matches, but then I forget that you
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: get punched too. Yeah, as soon as someone punched me,
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I'd be like.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I always thought that sobbing would be quite a good
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: technique in the old octagon. Yeah, because it would throw
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: your opponent off in the corner. I say, you'll be
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like you're okay, like you're doing it okay. I think
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: they'd just give up for a feeling bed, you know.
• 15:45
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• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Thousands of the bins been taken away in Auckland City
• 15:52
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• 15:55
  Speaker 1: but they're taken away thirty percent of the bins around
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the Auckland region. It's going to say about nine million
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: dollars to rate players.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's rubbish every weight now.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: And now they've got a huge pile up of Yeah,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: it's like a ben wasteland. But anyway, so I'm just
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: going to talk about your niche heroes. Megan's always always
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: banging on about very niche people in the fashion industry.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: They've been neither you were me. No, She's like, how
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: do you not know this? How do you know this
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: fashion brand?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: And when you're in your world, it's I'm not sure
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: what you would know and what you don't know, because
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: like that's so big for me. And then when I'm like,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: do you know Olivier Rustin and.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: We're like, no, we don't know whom Rodrigo. I don't
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: have no idea you go.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, well he's the creative director
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: of the fashion house beaumont O.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: God, how do you not know? I haven't. That's why,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that's why not everyone knows.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: If I have probably lots of sports players that you
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Olivier walked in the room right now, you would die
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: and being in like good Olivia, mate, I'll just be like,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: oh hey, mate, can I help with anything? You know
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: receptions over there, that sort of thing. You look very fashionable. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: so that's your niche hero.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why, well he's start he was a creative director
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: of Roberto Cavali. We heard of that when he was
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: eighteen years old.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Didn't impose the lives answer, No.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I's already the outside the creative director of this massive
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: French fashion house.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I've heard of before.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Helen star Brothers.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Very vague but sure like he's just he's an incredible
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: designeryes and amazing things in the fashion world's ad of lessons.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's your one of your niche shires. We
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: have lots of niche heros right now.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: So we want to play a little game. You you
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: have to.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Say, Andrew Hats, who are hero as of yours that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: maybe we wouldn't know And if we haven't.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Heard of it, we can try and guess.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give you some of our John I beIN
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: a Meighan socks.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Because you do, especially with the Internet too, you do
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: delve into very niche categories. I don't know if so,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: he's kind of dropped off my algorithm, but uh, there
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: was a period there for a number of years where
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard of David Goggins. David
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Goggans is some sort of psychotic ex marine from the US,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: and he's kind of unnecessarily aggressive with his motivation.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: He's a motivational guy at the moment. Yeah, green tactics.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: He used to be a bit larger. Now he's like
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: this super fat and he is working out and he's like.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I go under the water and I died there.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I'm down there for forty five minutes. Hold my breath
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: is stay hard and he's yeah, he kind of makes
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: you feel like less of a human being and a
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: lazy slop. He Listen, this is Goggans just going out
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: for a run and are like one hundred and forty
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: degree day or something.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: It's the heart mother nice heat week. Mother nations are
• 18:44
  Speaker 12: pissed off. Mother guess what?
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: So am?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I so? Who gives today? I was wanted? And this
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: guy passes me in the car.
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: It's about one hundred degrees out here, and the guy
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: comes back around, looks at me. He pulls his car
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: by me. He says, one of the you are here,
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: I said, because you're not.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Because you're not.
• 19:05
  Speaker 13: That's the motivation for you have you Goggans the character
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: now Goggins was in the room, but I mate, I'd
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: love a photo purely, just I could send it to
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: the small select group of people on my friend group
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: who appreciate godle me tell you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: To go away. Yeah, you people who run yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: And you a revolutionary pair of socks appear with a
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: spear of John O beIN a Meghan socks, the White
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Sox or the Hats logo our names on each side.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: If you lose one, well that's why they're coming.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Three genius idea. But we are after your niche heroes.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: This morning on eight hundred the Hits, I just played
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you David Goggins, who is a guy who just kind
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: of yells abuse at you and yells cliches down the
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: camera and he's got what he's always like, stay hard.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: That's I don't know what on what level I take
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: that out, Just catchphras right. Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I really got into home workouts, you know through COVID
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: times you couldn't go to the gym and stuff, and
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: on YouTube you could do all these work outs without
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: weights and stuff. So there was a guy Joe Wicks.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: At first he was a UK guy. Oh that savage.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: She would sound like that and everything was savage. But
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: he's really fat. I was like, mane, you're not struggling.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: He struggled along with you. He's quite entertaining.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: But then I got found another guy called Bully Juice,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and he is this massive guy, just a guy shirtless.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: He doesn't say anything, so I could listen to a
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: podcast put him on. He just gives me thumbs up.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He's like my little buddy. My kids will come in
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the room and go.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're watching Bully Juice again. Juice. He's a rep dude.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a Bully Juice walked in here right now.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I want to hear him speak first. But a Bully Juice.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: You're a fan and you've never heard him speak.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But every second, third day, I'm watching Bully Juice for
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty minutes doing this thing. Is jumping around, jumps
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and all sorts and mountain climbers and stuff. Just gives
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: me thumbs up and mate thumbs up back to him.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't know yet Bully Juice.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Imagine if we got Bully Juice over here to come
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and he just walks in the room, just gives your
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: thumbs up and walks out. I'm excited. Yeah, that's all
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: after your niche heroes, this are this morning. So you
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: just tell us what it is, and if none of
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: us know who that person is, you're going to win
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: a pair of the revolutionary socks. We're going to head
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: to potty door. Helen. More than how are we doing,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: We're doing well, your niche hero, Helen.
• 21:17
  Speaker 14: My niche hero is Eunice Kennedy Schrever.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Unice Kennedy Shrive. Okay, I feel like I might have,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: but I could not tell you. How is it part
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: of the Kennedy political family in America?
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: She is related Shiver Marie.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: My hero Shriver was married to There's a Shriver Mary
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: to Arnie, wasn't it Yeah?
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I think it was? Actually yeah, career.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: So what did this person do?
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: Unice created the Special Olympics.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Ah, it's incredible. Listen to us with our niche hero, Olivier. Yeah, wow,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: you're really amazing.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Well, hey, we need a bit of heroes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He's a niche me. You over got big heroes and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: other stuff, but these are n heroes.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: How we're gonna hold Jesus we're going to hook you
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: up with a pair of Ournu John O, Ben and
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Meghan socks.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: Oh look my granddaughter.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: She's got ninety pears of socks collection.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's a big collection.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: Really excited.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah that is great. Uh well, I was saying we
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: all collect socks, don't It's just how hard you go? Really, John?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Morning to you, Oh cureder to you talking niche heroes, Johnny,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: you name the character, we'll try and figure out if
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: we know them.
• 22:36
  Speaker 14: Yeah. So here's this kind of I'm the Dave Goggins
• 22:39
  Speaker 14: sort of thing you're talking about. It's a guy called
• 22:41
  Speaker 14: Mark Wildman.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: No, neih.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: He's he's a Hollywood trainer. He specializes and how you
• 22:49
  Speaker 14: see kettlebells everywhere now, he's specializes in these things called
• 22:53
  Speaker 14: heavy heavy clubs or club bells. So he's got about
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: a million follows on you Tube, and he's trained Chris
• 23:00
  Speaker 14: Pine on a bunch of his movies as well.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And Jack Black never heard of this man. I've even
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: forgotten his name. What was his name, Mark wild Mark Wildman.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: They look like baseball bats that he trains with.
• 23:12
  Speaker 14: That's right, that's exactly that's right.
• 23:14
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 23:15
  Speaker 14: And so he's got towns of videos of sort of
• 23:18
  Speaker 14: instructional videos of how to do that. But he also
• 23:20
  Speaker 14: brings on the celebrities on a bunch of his videos
• 23:22
  Speaker 14: as well.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Mark Wildman, John's niche hero did did anyone know Matt Wildman?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Feel like he's someone I could add to the bully.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Well, next time you're working out to Wildman, you can
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: put on a pair of our socks and if you
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: lose one of them, you've got a spear. John beautiful,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: thank you. Great one is coming through on the text here,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I love you see who skin on TikTok Instagram.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Kee we Guy, amazing funny stuff on TikTok just blows
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: up both Sloop dogg All ship has stuff all the time.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does like it does dances to songs that
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: don't match the dance. So you'll have us have crew
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and they're like dancing along to Britney Spears or something
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: like the songs. Yeah like that. Yeah, So one know
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: who is getting is Joey Swoll text here on four
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: four eight seven. If Joey Swoll walked in the room,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I would faint. Trainer reads the texts.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I think they're the name like swoll social media.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Do you know Joey Swolbing, It's coming up on Google
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: there a massively ripped dude.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: They're hugely ripped, is there?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Joey's another ticks here? Test Conway on TikTok again.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I think it's Tissa, isn't it Tas She's Yeah, she's
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: big on TikTok.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Absolutely beautiful soul. I would die if she would.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Coming through seven of the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Boy seven years old applied for a passport in the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: UK Wars family did and it got rejected because his
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: name is here's Skywalker in it, and they're like copyright infringement.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Hey for the passport people place were like hate yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: but they they didn't. They were like, we can't issue
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: this because it's a copyright. You don't own that name.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Doesn't he do? And Disney weren't even involved in it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: So actually they had to register his name when he
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: was born.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're now going back and forth on that
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: one as well.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the past what people are diversifying into intellectual property. Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: they're not trying to make from it. But anyway, that
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: was an interesting one as well.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Actually, speaking of kids, yesterday, I was pick up my
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: daughter from something en after school thing and then take
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: her across town. She had a dent disappointment, and you know,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: when you're running through traffic, people will know right now
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the traffic. I was like looking at the you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the GPS, the maps, and I was like, oh, we're
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: going to be We're going to be ten minutes, ten
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: minutes later.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I see that as a challenge. I see like when
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: you shave minutes off Google Maps.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Or afford back, that feels good.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but ten minutes is a lot. That's a lot.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: And I'll maybe get two minutes.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: And I got closer to the time and and then
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it was a middle turn. I was like, I'll better
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: call the dentists and say, hey, we're running late. And
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: so I put it on speakerphone in the kara daughter
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: seeing here sitting next to me, and it's still where ten.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Minutes to go.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know, it's eleven twelve minutes to go.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm like, hey, we're just traffic. L
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: We're running five minutes late. They're like, oh, okay, okay, yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: we're just on the way a bit of traffic. They're
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: like God will see you soon. I hung up and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: my daughter was.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Like, hello, know you blame him on traffic as well,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: and it was there was traffic is always here that yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: we're running from one thing to another.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: There was some traffic, but we're running, you know. I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: said five minutes late. The gp is still said twelve minutes.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And then my daughter's like, you don't mean that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Why did you say that. She's not saying this on
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the caller, thank you, I've ung up the things. She's like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: you said we're five minutes away.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: It's like you could see it's she could see as well,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: we're twelve minutes away.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: You're going to get this seven minutes after your late time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, when I say that, that's
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: what we all say. And they put the press on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the phone nose. I'm not five minutes away.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: The international rule, the unspoken rule, and they say five
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: minutes is probably fifteen. Yeah, and she was like, what
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: did you just say you're twelve minutes away.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it doesn't sound I say to her. She's like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: just say you're twelve minutes away. That's what it sees,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and then you don't have to stress about Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Five minutes by as you're fifteen, I reckon yeah, ten yeah,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: twenty boys before five minutes.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows if you say I'm just five minutes away
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: or I'm just parking, they know you're going to be a.
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: Little bit longer, right, I no want ever in the
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: history of saying I'm five minutes away.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like, they know that, and it was
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: very confused, much like you're confused right now.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Big, Yeah, that stresses me out.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: You don't like being late, be late as well. But
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, what was my option? They neither.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I've told them I was twelve minutes away. Yeah, it's away,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: but never twelve to me. That's a long time near
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: twelve minutes.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You know, it was one thing to you. But anyways,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: my daughter, what was the environment like when you when
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you did twelve minutes?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: It was fine.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: In fact, we waited for the dentist rushed through it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I felt they were having a busy day as well,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: so I felt like it was fine. If anything, it
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: was could have been another fifteen Yeah, everyone was fine
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: if I got them, But I was like, five minutes
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean five minutes.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And everyone knows that, right, five minutes away. But whenever
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you're waiting for an appointment and you're sitting there for
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: fifteen twenty minutes, you're like, what a hole has throwing
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: a spanner in the works earlier in the day, Yeah,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: that guy not normally, but today it was five minutes late.
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  Speaker 1: like oh I get that and.
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  Speaker 3: Others on my do you find it hard to figure
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  Speaker 3: out if we would get it?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: The answer yes, yeah, and how easy it could be.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: But there are several questions just worded complicated, aren't they?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: So how long would it take a man in the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: kitchen to make a cup of dil marty? How many
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: cups would you make in ten minutes?
• 29:14
  Speaker 15: And it's designed the answer to that, and it's always
• 29:19
  Speaker 15: like a little bit that you maybe need to listen.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. It's worded in a way that
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: kind of annoys you. But anyway, the one for the
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  Speaker 1: room right now. Police get an anonymous phone call. The
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: suspect they're looking for is in a building in town,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and the evidence is good that he's actually there. They
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  Speaker 1: don't know what he looks like, but they busted and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: find a doctor, fireman, mechanic, and truck driver playing poker.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: They immediately arrest the firemen and he confesses to the crime.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: How did that that was not him? And the other
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: one's playing cards? A Police get an anonymous phone call.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: The suspects in a building in town. The evidence is
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: good that he's actually there, although they don't know what
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he looks like. They bust in and find a doctor, fireman, mechanic,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and truck driver playing poker. They immediately arrest the fireman
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and he confesses to the crime. How did they know
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: it was him and not the others playing friends? Not
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: another s playing poker? Sorry, not that I was playing friends.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: They weren't watching friends as well.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Did he say did he have the picture Kennister in
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: his hand? No? No, no, do you know it?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: No?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: This is an anonymous tip. Yeah, I don't even know
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: what the guy's done.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: So they find there. Inside there there's a fireman.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Doctor, mechanic, and truck driver and they arrest the fireman's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: he's the only man. Arrest of females again another sixers
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: scanner for the show mate, the doctor, the mechanic, and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: truck driver or females the fireman or the.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Thought maybe you'd get that one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: It was complicated because of the last six of them
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: scanner we had on one of them.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I thought we were through the I thought we were
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: through the sixers. How many Six's riddles? Have you got
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of sexus reddles?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Honest? I even missed the point that the suspect.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Was a man. Okay, well that was we failed.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Here's a quick one for you, I know, Andred the
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: hats lose me once and I'll come back stronger. Lose
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: me twice, and I'll leave forever.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: What am I? She's a woman? I think I love
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: that one. We only get the sixers, well, the hats.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Lose me once, I'll come back stronger, Lose me twice
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  Speaker 1: and I'll leave forever.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: You get to deal my tie price bed this morning
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: plus one hundred bucks end. Every caller this morning gives
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: a pair of our limited edition socks. Millie. Good morning
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: to you in christ Church. Hi, Okay, the answer.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: It is a tooth. Yeah, Lose me once and I'll
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: come back stronger. Lose me twice and I'll leave forever.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Then I'll come back. Yeah, that's clever answer too.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Speaking of losing things, You're never going to lose a
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  Speaker 2: pair of socks, Milie, because you've got our brand new socks.
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  Speaker 2: Every peer comes with the spear, Meghan, John and Ben
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  Speaker 2: on the socks, and also the Delmar pack and one
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  Speaker 9: I think I'm excited about the socks.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Ah, that's good. That's a show of socks. Don't play
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  Speaker 2: this to Dilmary. You've been with us for a very
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: long time. We come in with some novelty socks and
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  Speaker 2: blow them out of the water. But I got on
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  Speaker 2: you Millie. You have a wonderful day and checha all right.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: Thank you you too.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: The Hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Ben, you lost your sock last week. We went on
• 32:36
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  Speaker 2: couldn't unfortunately, but you know where many would see a
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  Speaker 2: lost sock, we see a business opportunity. And that's why
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  Speaker 2: we've released John O, Ben and Meghan's exclusive socks. The
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  Speaker 2: got Ben, one's got John O written on it, and
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  Speaker 2: you'll never lose them.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So the white socks with the Hits logo and as
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you said before, our name's on the inside. So yeah, yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: three socks, but they all can go together. So you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: just you've got an extra one if you.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Lose a great business opportunity. My business mentor, Donald J.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Trump once said the difference between winners and losers is
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: hell person reacts and a twist of fate. He also
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: said this, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the catch,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: they're eating the patch of the people that live there.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: To take that with a greenies, he can put a
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: sock in definitely that's for sure. So right now we've
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: got socks to give away, but I'm gonna make You're
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: not gonna make your work for.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Them this morning. Aunt sock related stories injuries, they can
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: be your best friend and your wearst enemy. So can they?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Do you remember when if you had like a non
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: carpeted hallway or something, you could use that as a
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: sliding rink and get some good run on some good
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: sliding pace. To the problem is once you start the slide,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: you can't pull out of it like you just have
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: to let momentum stop you and slowly wear off. I
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: did this once and my Nana was staying Winifred, God
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: bless her. She walked out of the spare room at
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: the time. I was mid slide heat on collision with Grandma.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: He took out Winterfred.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I held on to it like she didn't
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: fall onto the ground, but it was.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It did catch you, my surprise. So sock related stories,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: have had a sock injury? Have you had to pull
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a sock out of your dogs behind like I did?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: After you ate one of the kids socks when it
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: was little he had an extra tail. When I sort
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: of help the dog out with that one. So yeah, that's.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: How did did the dog like move in the opposite direction?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Like the force was going the opposite way? Was he
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: helping you? Like, yeah, I wouldn't mind getting this out,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: and so he knew which way to move.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: He was just sort of he was a bit confused
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: about what I was doing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he turned around and was like, excuse me.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I don't get involved in that part of the process.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: He's got a glove on. He's coming up to me.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: What's going on, isn't I don't consent.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Just helping you out here, And I think afterwards he
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: was quite relieved. He probably had no idea what was
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: going on back there, to be honest. So the fourth
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: him and you got a new sock.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: We might not get a single call.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: There related like injuries as well.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually do remember get in quite a substantial amount
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: of trouble when I took some of my father's gold
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: tops and I turned them into sock puppets for a
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: school project. John Boy not heavy about that. So anything
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: sock related, we'll take it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: We might not get a single call, but if you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: want some of our socks that could come with some
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: exclusive perks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Next year's working on.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Perks the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: In addition, not many pears. No, we've got every pair
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: that has a spear, so they're unlosable socks. It feels
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: like what Elon Musk did to motoring, we're doing to
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the sock industry, revolutionizing it, losing maybe over selling it
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a touch there. But if you'd like a pair of
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: our novelty show socks eight hundred hits being your bass
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: for sock related content, socks to be you any sort
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: of a sock story incident I have?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Oh well, unfortunately we've got some calls and texts through.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: You talked about your dog having to pull the sock
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: up out of a bump. But someone text in Wendy
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: texting to say she's a vetna. We had the same
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: dog coming twice after eating a sock. We had to
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: do surgery each time to remove the surgery. But we
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: always joked that the owners at least they got there
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: the pair of.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't really want to wear I could have
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: got you, could have got you into the surgery for
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: any dinner.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, if it's coming out and you can see it,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I can't really.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Get I know, for this job let's go to the phones. Ginny,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: you're on New Zealand's Breakfast, More Dinner, Good morning, lovely
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: to have you on, Jinbo. What happened to you in socks?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I was young and foolish, just gone flashing, had
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: a beautiful long tile hallway.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Thought that's going to be great for a slide.
• 36:42
  Speaker 14: Did my slide and I split my head open and
• 36:45
  Speaker 14: broke my arm.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Oh geez, your head open?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Did you hit the head butt the ground?
• 36:52
  Speaker 14: I head butted the corner of the wall.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Geez. You must have been coming in at a rate
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: of not see, Ginbo.
• 36:59
  Speaker 14: It was impressive.
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: I was very impressed with my efforts.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the thing is you need to get gripped
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: as you're running into the slide too. Don't you want
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: some study grip there? It's slightly what's the downhill, bob slid,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: isn't it? You need to get some good pace to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: go with And didn't turn out well for you? Well,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I can't vouch these socks won't make your slip, Ginny.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: But you've got three of them? Are right?
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: Awesome?
• 37:20
  Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: That's a right, that's right. It's popular the socks, aren't
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: they Someone's texting saying, my son and law collect socks.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Would love a pere for his collectors. It's got one
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: of my family, don't we all colick socks?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: My socks? Sometimes people like socks. When a family does that,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it's great. When you have their birthdays or whatever like that.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: You're just like, great, you know what they want.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Happy with it? Socks?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, but are they like have they just been branded
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: as the sock? Maybe you're right. Yeah, we'll go to Wellington, Victoria.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Good morning to you. It's lovely to have you on
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: in Wellington. What happened to you in socks?
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: So I'm a dance teacher and I was teaching dance.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: Said a move, I slept and my big toe like
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: curled up under itself and I broke it. Oh yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: yeah in front of all of my students.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Do you keep dancing there or that? That's a stop dancer?
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: No, I had to do like the awkward limp off
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: to the side, try not to cry.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, did you crime from them?
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: You go to the side, Oh yes.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, then you're like, do some peri weeds amongst yourself
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: for a few seconds. Kids. Yeut, hey, that's really good.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for your earn cool.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know it was there a toe cast?
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: No, they used like a splint made out of popsicle
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: steck and then I just wore crops for like slick cleats.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Someone's just made that. Yeah, someone sick in here as well.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I used to have a lot of socc related incidents
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: when I was a teenage boy, So maybe they've learned
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: how to use this socks now is a fully grown outut. Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's exactly what that means. I can cast
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: myself and I slipped over while chasing the cats in.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: My SOCKSZ A lot of people stock related reason. I
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: used to stuff my brather socks. No nobody knew, I hope.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: As the text came through.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one said anything, and then we go, it's
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: got bumpy boobes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: We had very little faith in the fact that people
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: would come through with a sock related content delivered these yellens.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: We appreciate that the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Productive day of the week it is. Yeah, I did
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: get into a Tuesday whole a few weeks. I can't
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: even remember all I clicked on this, you know, twenty
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: eight reasons why Tuesday is great or something. There's bad luck,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: superstitious to start a new project or venture on a
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Tuesday as well. Okay, it feels like some lazy colleagues.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: He should we get it into this new No, no, no, no,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: got to do it next Monday. Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know if you guys have bought tickets
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: lately for anything, but jeez, that's one of the most
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: stressful things I think to do, is to try and
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: buy tickets.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, they do make concience. Yeah, and the websites ticket
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: the clock ticking down, that's the thing.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: So I had to look homes is coming to New Zealands.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I was excited about that. I thought, I get some
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: tickets at homes now locked on his website. You can
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: sign up now. You had to sign up to his
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: boot Leggers Club so you can get in a day
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: before the other tickets to sign up, like your ten
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: percent discount on all his merch and I could also
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: get tickets twenty four hours before they go on sale
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Ticketmaster pre sales.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: You're now You're now an official Tooth club mate me
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: and Luke Colmes.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: So I signed up for that firstly, as I had
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: to sign up for that, get all my details, get
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: your passwords.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: All that sort of stuff. What was your password?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, something number telling Luke colmbs in the name
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  Speaker 1: and an excamation mark's.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Pretty much some mutual character was my exclamation mark.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And then finally got on there and yesterday four o'clock
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: got waited in the que You have to wait the
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: virtual cue and then suddenly you get let in for
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: ten minutes.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Oh so you've got ten minutes to get every ten.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And that's a frenzy ticking down clock of looking at things.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: And you're looking at tickets.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You're like, jeesus two hundred and fifty dollars tickets, these
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: ones here, and then you're like what about.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: These was there?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: And then I was buying for the people and myself.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So you feel the pressure of like, oh, do they
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: want to get these turndred fifty three hundred OD tickets
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: or they won well one hundred and fifty.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I'll make an executive decision. And then isn't a crazy
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: how expieceive tickets are?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three hundred backs of tickets.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, the two hundred and fifty dollars was like your
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: standard GA tickets for comes.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: If you want a GA.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It's a standard two hundred and fifty, but then I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: got one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Tickets were like the front row of kind.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Of the back section. Nose please, yeah, but it's like
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the front of the nose. But you got seats, I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: got sex.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, but how you were selling them?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Other people a front row with the nose please of
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: these please.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: The back section will with the front row of the
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: back section. But then I bought it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And for the people and myself and my wife. But
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: now I was like, oh god, I made a bed.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: After I purchased, I was like, oh, they're not going
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to be happy with this, you know, that's way to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: sell them.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, what's the positive. We're in the front
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: row of the worst section.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: He's lifted up to someone. You have to just go
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: That's why I never almost very nice. I like, hey,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: we're just grateful to doing it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've gone for the worst house, best street policy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a stressful thing. I think you don't have
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: time to call the people and go, hey, I'm looking
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: at these ones. So I do this, and then every
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: time I click on the four seats and I go
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: into now go. Sorry, these ones have just been taken
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you then you have to click.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: On four more six minutes tickets live. Yeah. The the
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: other question is what did they have the surging? You
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: know how they do the surging on some of the
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: side surging. Didn't see any surging.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: But I think ticket Master today is the pre sales
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and then general public to day after two nights for
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  Speaker 1: lut Cimes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: But if you sign if you're a true Combs fan,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: you sign up to the boot Leggers Club.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Mate, the Bootleggers Club, that's me, and you get to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: get some cowboy booths on my tip sid discount.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: You know, that's for sure. I'm very excited about that.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Lout comes finally got there. But we're a front row
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: of them, Yeah, front row. Did they sell out that
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: sell out the pre sales, don't know if it is
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: pre sale, Yeah, sold out on the pre sales.
• 42:51
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I think today maybe it'd be interesting because that's where
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: the general public, not the Bootleggers Club, the true og fans.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: There have been bootleggers since yesterday.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Well, he's off to Cove. He's in this country.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Ere the hits that johnaan Ben podcasts awk.
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  Speaker 1: On To FC, a brand new football team for New Zealand.
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• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the CEO of the Auckland FC, joins us in this
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  Speaker 1: in the studio. Thanks so much hanging out.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you now.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking very exciting Aukland f C, but
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  Speaker 1: thinking how much work would go and I was last night,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, you're coming up with ten colors, cap logos,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: We're going to play sponsors this so much?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: How long have you been working on this?
• 43:37
  Speaker 17: It's it's been a really short time. So it's it's
• 43:39
  Speaker 17: an amazing honor, Like it's a super privileged to be
• 43:42
  Speaker 17: able to do this, right, to set up a football club.
• 43:44
  Speaker 17: But I only joined so we got the license last November.
• 43:47
  Speaker 17: I got the job in November. First thing that you
• 43:50
  Speaker 17: have to do is you've got to hire the football side, right,
• 43:52
  Speaker 17: so we got a football director and head coaching. So
• 43:55
  Speaker 17: once you've got kind of faith in them to your point,
• 43:58
  Speaker 17: you've then got to start building an identity, right. You
• 44:00
  Speaker 17: got to get so what's the badge, what's the colors?
• 44:02
  Speaker 17: You know, we're majority owned by a guy called Bill Foley,
• 44:06
  Speaker 17: who's a very successful US businessman.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: He'll see some sports teams around the world, he does.
• 44:11
  Speaker 17: Yeah, absolutely, So he's got Vegas Golden Knights and which
• 44:14
  Speaker 17: an ice hockey team he's got. He's got a great
• 44:16
  Speaker 17: story about them. So he bought the license for that
• 44:18
  Speaker 17: in twenty seventeen. And everyone in ice hockey, they all
• 44:22
  Speaker 17: play it up in Canada and up in the Northern States, right,
• 44:24
  Speaker 17: and so they were all like, you know, what are
• 44:26
  Speaker 17: you doing taking ice to the desert. Nobody plays ice
• 44:28
  Speaker 17: hockey out there. They really ripped him for it, right.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: And well, the conditions aren't ice outside. I guess you
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: need a serious freezer.
• 44:36
  Speaker 17: But he got he got riled up about it, right,
• 44:38
  Speaker 17: so he was like, I'm not having this, and he
• 44:41
  Speaker 17: came out public and said I'll make the finals and
• 44:43
  Speaker 17: three and I'll win it in six in terms of
• 44:45
  Speaker 17: the Stanley Cup, and you know there's teams that are
• 44:47
  Speaker 17: in that league that haven't won it in sixty years,
• 44:49
  Speaker 17: so it's a big statement. They started competing in his
• 44:52
  Speaker 17: first year. He made it all the way through to
• 44:54
  Speaker 17: the Standard Cup finals. All but one year of those
• 44:56
  Speaker 17: six years he made the finals and then in the
• 44:59
  Speaker 17: sixth year he won the Stanley Cup. It's not a
• 45:02
  Speaker 17: bad effort.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was telling the team how have made some
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: big claims much so you know someone like that back
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: in the club and behind you. He's not here to
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: miss around. Is he putting those sort of demands on you?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I want to I want a.
• 45:16
  Speaker 17: Victory and thankfully not publicly, right, but he is. He's
• 45:21
  Speaker 17: one of the most competitive people I know. And then
• 45:22
  Speaker 17: and then we've also got some great local owners too.
• 45:24
  Speaker 17: We've got Anna Mobray and Allie Williams both. Yeah, they
• 45:28
  Speaker 17: know how to succeed that they're driven people. And we
• 45:30
  Speaker 17: just recently announced three ex All Whites have joined the
• 45:33
  Speaker 17: club as well in terms of part of our ownership group.
• 45:35
  Speaker 17: So Winston Reid, who's arguably one of New Zealand's both
• 45:38
  Speaker 17: successful footballers, former West Ham captain from New Zealand captain
• 45:42
  Speaker 17: Tim Brown of All Whites and then now more recently
• 45:45
  Speaker 17: All Birds Fame and No Hecky as well, who was Yeah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 17: So that's a great combination of people, right.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: It is wild to think you've done this in under
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: a year. Colors.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm actually painted the house and still colors for that
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: sports team.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Nick Bicker with US CEO of New Zealand's newest football
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: club and the A League are the Auckland f C.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: You know, you've had your to do list with the club,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: getting the club off the ground, and we have kind
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: of colors and logos, colors, goal posts.
• 46:16
  Speaker 16: You get some goal posts we did, you're ticking stuff
• 46:21
  Speaker 16: and as a show and as a station, we've tasked
• 46:24
  Speaker 16: ourselves we're going to come up with a celebratory move
• 46:27
  Speaker 16: for the club that all the fans.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Do to the Phoenix. They're taking the tops off, spinning
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: around a little bit more class than taking your Okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I like it great, and so we were going to
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: try and design a move you and what.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Do you think you've seen in the past that's worked well,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Because I know you've worked in the UK and Australia
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: with football as well.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Have you seen anything that well, there's a great one.
• 46:49
  Speaker 17: So I worked at Man City and they used to
• 46:52
  Speaker 17: do the Posnan with the whole stadium. I mean, it
• 46:56
  Speaker 17: sounds a bit weird, but they turned the back on
• 46:57
  Speaker 17: the game, but the whole stadium turn around with their
• 46:59
  Speaker 17: back LINKR and they just jump up in unison.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: It's worth google. Well, Megan, you actually count with a
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: really good one.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I did because nights I was going to draw inspiration
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: off when you get knighted, so you bow down and
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: you get the sword first on the right. So I
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: thought you could bow you hit and tap your right shoulder.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: After score a goal, you get knighted. Yes, being you
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: something else you wanted to.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I was watching Steph Curry, one of my favorite basketballers,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and sometimes he does the night Night where he does
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the sort of go to sleep post. So I thought
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: maybe you could do it. So they score a goal
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and everyone does the good nights hold on.
• 47:37
  Speaker 17: So I've got confusing. I thought you're talking about the fans.
• 47:39
  Speaker 17: We're talk about the players, the.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Fans and the place someone everyone goes out around the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: ground and everyone goes to sleep.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You're putting the opposition to sleep.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: We're just we're workshopping these things.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: What we're working on at the moment, so we'll repitch
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: the winning one to you later on. I like it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It's very exciting. October nineteenth the first game.
• 48:02
  Speaker 17: We want to see as many Orcans who can support
• 48:04
  Speaker 17: us in those first two weekends, they'll be fantastic, very exciting.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations on everything and we look forward to it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: The hits that John and Ben podcasts.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of traffic in the mornings that builds up
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and all over the country, particularly in the weekend in
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Auckland's New Mall right, Oh, how about the airport.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I was going out that way and I didn't know
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: why there was gridlock traffic in the weekend. I was like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: what is happening? But everyone was going shopping.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be depressing to think if you add it
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: all up over a lifetime, how long you spend your
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: sitting in the car, don't I reckon? It's probablybout nineteen
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: and a half years or something.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Wild well, particularly people taking long long trips.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but people at work that take hours in the morning.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I used to it with some of the drive from
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: the two hour drive from Coramandal every day back and
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: for four hour round trip in the car every day. Wow,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: those eyes of bonus. I guess of spending four hours
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: alone with yourself, you can think about stuff, think about life,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: listen to radio.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: When I was doing like more normal person hours, it
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: took me. There was one day it took me two
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: and a half hours to get to work. What takes
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: me at the moment? Twenty one minutes? Took me two
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: and a half hours just because of traffic.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: You're in a deeper, meaningful relationship with the motorway, then,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: aren't you. Yeah, you spend more time, more intimate with
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: your car on the road than you are with your family.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, over the course of a day. So we have
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: so we want to chat this open. Who is doing
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: the longest commute listening right now?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Do you mean cas wise or time wise?
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Oh now you're stipulating. I'm going to go time wise. Yeah,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: probably time wise? Okay, yeah, yeah, it's an easy gauge
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: for people.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, time and we're talking cars. We're talking
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: cars or like people on trains and buses and things
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: All forms of transport. This is desperate made at six o'clock. Yeah, bike,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: you're taking ten hours to bike to work. We'll take that. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I got nearly called first off the bed. Who's this, hi, Ezra?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: How long you commuting for hair and half? That's so
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: that's one way or is that return one way? Okay?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Are you driving a Yeah?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: So where we're talking from where to where?
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: From hard and to.
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: Phil Bourton?
• 50:16
  Speaker 15: Okay, okay, thank you hour and what do you think
• 50:23
  Speaker 15: about during that hour and a half yelling at me?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Are the kids in the cow the whole time?
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Too?
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: He comes to me for kidney so if he comes along, yay.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: You get to hang out with the family.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Three hours in the car. Are these days we're like,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: maybe I should get a job closer to home? Yeah, definitely,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: probably every day?
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Every day.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Do you enjoy enjoy parts of it or oh yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah good?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: And you get to get to listen to fun, fun
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: stuff like this every morning, Ezra.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: We're going to hockey up with some of our new socks.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Show socks. We've got John O Ben and Megan sock
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: that all come together so you never lose a sock again.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Well, if you do, you've still got a You've still
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: got too. Yeah, if you go beyond.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: That, that's on your the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: A nice photo of the rhino I saw in today's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: paper from the Auckland Zoo. It's pregnant, the white rhino
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: giving birth in November. Then I read underneath the caption
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: it's fourteen months pregnant. So fourteen months, so rhinos and
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: then a bit more research. Sixteen to eighteen months is
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: how long they have a paper in elephants?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Two years? Two years elephants.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Are pregnant between you going to tell me not to complain?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no at all, because yeah, I was actually
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: just thinking about that.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: But no, not my place in your face? Yeah, like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: what are you complaining about?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Mate? Not for me to say, not my business, stay
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: in your lane. But that's impressive. Two years too, and
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: lugging around a baby elephant would be a lot of different. Yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought maybe it was a typo from the paper,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: but no, it's a the rhinos. Yeah, fourteen months bringing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: No wonder they look so depressed. The poor elephants move
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: so slowly. We're just, after speaking, moving slowly. The longest
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: commutes to work. Oh eight hundred hits telephone number, every
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: caller we get on here today. When's a pair of
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: the show's exclusive socks. Every pair has a spare. There's
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: three socks in this so you never lose one. Bruce,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: good morning, how are you? Yeah, we're doing well, Bruce.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: I actually reckon the coal industry?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, the coal industry. Yeah, love cold Cole gets a
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: bad rapper. Gee, I love coal, it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: Does, it does, but we've got to better have it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: Gotta have co that's what I do. And of course
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: the col mines are in Huntley and Christmas time I
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: decided to relocate to a little coastal village called only
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: Marna and the Corimandel know well, yeah, yees. So I
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: commute about one fifty a day each way.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: This is a long time.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: By yourself, Yeah, by myself.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's iced. I love Cole. Bruce loves coal. He'll
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: drive that far for coal. And but what time a
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: you're getting home every night? Bruce?
• 53:10
  Speaker 9: I ran about six o'clock at night. I sleep, sleep,
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: and man are about quarter past five five in the morning.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Jeez, you must be exhorted, like sitting in driving. Concentrating
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: on driving does take it out of you. You must be
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: bugging when you get home.
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: It does. But you're just sort of taking the little
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: chunks over the hill and into Thames and and away
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: you go through the Manon Burr and then all of
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: a sudden you're there. But the beauty is, can you
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: can't actually do a little bit of work on the
• 53:36
  Speaker 9: hands free on the phone?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: Right, well yeah, yeah, so talk good.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Haven't they still got that wonderful mural of the Top
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Twins up up on the main road there they.
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: I used to go to school with the Top Twins,
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: zeal a little bit of singing, a little bit of
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: singing back in the day as well with.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Them the actual to place knew Yoda, Yeah, I went
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: there that, Bruce, Could we before we get you some socks?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Can we get a couple of bars out of your baby?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: A couple of lines?
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: Not now? Not now?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Early morning?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: The seing days are done, mate, The scene days are done, mate.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: What more do you want?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Bruce is calling up, He's on the now you want
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: to sing?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not a dancing making hockey. Have some socks.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: So I appreciate you listening to the show as long
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: as you do.
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: Okay, you good on you, Bruce.