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Beard Laws Episode 51 - Interview With The_TYSON_Family · Stay Outta My Fridge

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: What's up, everybody?
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Beard Laws episode number fifty one, one week
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: away from almost being a year because there's.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Fifty two weeks in the year. Logan might not have
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: known that, but there is.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna hit you guys with a quick intro
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: and uh then we're gonna we're gonna get into this
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: tonight's guest chillin backstage the Tyson family. We're excited, he's excited,
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: he's ready to go, So let's let's hit that intro
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: and let's do this weird Law number fifty more Santa
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: and Lincoln. Need I say more?
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't need to say more again.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: This is episode number fifty one. I'm Matt from Beard Laws.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: This is Logan Beard Laws two on the TikTok.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna TikTok. He just did his second one.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Go check it out.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: If you don't believe me, And obviously you guys probably
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: know this guy.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: It's Iron Sanctuary. What's up, dudes?
• 1:05
  Speaker 4: What guys?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Just another lovely little Thursday, but with a different, more
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: exciting guest.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: He's excited. Look how excited he is back.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: There, very excited. I wish you'd take put his clothes
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: back on, but.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: You know they're optional. I'm surrounded by ginger beards again.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: I see what you're doing when when you're scheduling these.
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: Guests Iron Sanctuary, We're going to wean you out of
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: what for scheduling the guests?
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all ginger beards.
• 1:30
  Speaker 4: It seems like you might you know, it actually might
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: not be a bad idea, because then we might have
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: guests known prior to twenty four hours before the stream.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, this one was good.
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: It was at least thirty It is at least thirty
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: hours before this.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you. You know what I mean.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: You have tons of free time, and you know what
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're just sitting around doing nothing.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: Plus no one likes me. Like everyone I asked that
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: are like you. I don't want to be on your podcast?
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: Who are you?
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Who's this guy again?
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  Speaker 4: And it's weird if they really were like you.
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: Emily Noodle is excited for Josh.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Eily Noodle shadows squeaks Beard. I saw that I
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: saw the common up here.
• 2:09
  Speaker 5: So one more week.
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  Speaker 6: In and uh, Iron Sanctuary is actually has some color
• 2:13
  Speaker 6: to the face. It's starting to blend in with the beard.
• 2:15
  Speaker 6: You're looking healthier, bud.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got hair.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, hair is coming in nice.
• 2:22
  Speaker 5: Seven extra minutes of sleep per week adds up.
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it really does, it really does.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: So obviously we've gone through the introduction. You know who
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: these guys are. U. If you guys haven't checked out
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: beard laws dot common a little while, you should. There's
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: some more merchandise up there. There's some new stuff and uh,
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: as a suggestion, I started a Pinterest page for beard
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Laws because it's pretty much like free advertisement, I've been told,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm pretty excited.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: I have a Pinterest.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know how to use this, so if
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: anybody out there could know how to do Pinterest, and
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: I think maybe knowing that there's a pintress out there,
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: maybe we'll get some more female viewers because I think
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of people think that this show is all
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: about beards, and it's funny because we really never talk
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: about beards. We talk about TikTok, we talk about what
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: the guest has going on, because the shows are all
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: about the guests. And you'll also notice on beard laws
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: dot Com you'll see a whole bunch of Iron Sanctuary
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: merchandise and he's given something away tomorrow.
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: What are you giving away? I am given away. I've
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: actually changed the drawing date to Saturday, because.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Saturday that's what I meant.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it was going to be the ninth, but
• 3:22
  Speaker 4: I forgot that. My wife and I had previously planned
• 3:26
  Speaker 4: three weeks in advance a date night.
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  Speaker 5: I don't screw that up.
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: I'm literally not going to screw that up. No, so
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: I figure they can wait another day for me to
• 3:38
  Speaker 4: announce the winner. Plus I still have a lot of
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: work to do in terms of adding up all the
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: mail and entries.
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  Speaker 7: That's fun.
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  Speaker 4: There's quite a few thousand of those, right, It's a
• 3:51
  Speaker 4: nineteen eighty five Toida to super. The winner is going
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: to have the car delivered to them personally by me,
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: and uh yeah, it's gonna be a fun time excited.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting it back from the detailer here pretty soon,
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: so it's going to be all ready to go. And
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: wherever it goes, I'm gonna have it shipped there. Depending
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  Speaker 4: on the distance, I assume it's not going to be
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: somewhere close, but I'm gonna have a ship to them.
• 4:14
  Speaker 5: It's going to be Japan.
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  Speaker 4: It's only in the United States.
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  Speaker 5: But somehow, yeah, somehow it'll end up in Japan.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's a j d M Spec car. Of course,
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  Speaker 4: it's probably.
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  Speaker 8: Keep it wrong.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to go back and get it.
• 4:29
  Speaker 4: Oh god, that would that would make for great content though,
• 4:34
  Speaker 4: Like do a whole series of videos of me trying
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  Speaker 4: to locate this car that people entered to win and
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: the winners just like when am I going to get
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: my car? And I'm like, I'm trying to find it.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in Kazakstanton.
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: Sneakers sneaker heads yet on Netflix, I haven't so in
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: the in the show, they're looking for the the Jordan's Zeros,
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: which are like the be All end All Jordan's, and
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: they're looking for it everywhere. They end up in actually
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: Japan and they get the they get the Jordan Want
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: or they I just ruined it for anyone who's been
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: not watching it. They they end up in Japan, and uh,
• 5:13
  Speaker 4: that's what I feel like. It would be like, right, yeah,
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: I would have it to Alaska or Hawaii. It's definitely
• 5:20
  Speaker 4: way cheaper to ship it inside the Alaska is not
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: as expensive, but if I had to ship it to Hawaii,
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: it would be slightly more expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Does a little bit of you want it to win
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  Speaker 2: in Hawaii, though, Let's be honest, because you got to
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: personally deliver.
• 5:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if if the winner is in Hawaii, I'm
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: gonna be so happy, like so happy. My wife's gonna
• 5:39
  Speaker 4: be pissed. Even like Nebraska or some ship, my wife's gonna.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: Be like, yeah whatever.
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know what If it's like Hawaii, my life's
• 5:46
  Speaker 4: gonna be like cool, have fun in Hawaii.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that's what I'm trying to figure out. Depending
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: on where it is, I want to try and make
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  Speaker 4: it so like we can both go because it's not
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: going to get delivered because of the setting up delivery
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: of it. It's not gonna be delivered until like November,
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: probably early December. Shipping a car, dam shipping a car.
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: It does hard to wrap. The shipping and handling fees
• 6:12
  Speaker 4: are different. You know, you gotta wrap it properly. The
• 6:15
  Speaker 4: postage is insane.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: That's at fun Rank and Sync.
• 6:20
  Speaker 4: That was weird. Yeah, that was weird. USPS told me
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: to get fucked. So I'm trying to talk to those
• 6:24
  Speaker 4: two guys with face tattoos from FedEx that were vibing
• 6:28
  Speaker 4: to that song. Yeah, they seem pretty chill, So I'm
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: gonna try and I'm gonna try and get them to
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: help me out.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: But hey, happy birthday, Happy Birthday.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: So one cool feature that we're gonna potentially trial run
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: today and we're going to do this on the new show.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: So if anybody hasn't checked it out Tuesday nights, nine pm,
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Triple t TikTok Tuesdays, you guys can check it out.
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  Speaker 1: Last week we had some amazing guests.
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  Speaker 2: Next week we're gonna have some of the same guests,
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: some more amazing guests, and it's just a free flowing
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: convert station with it. And we actually have a way
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: through the Beard Laws Discord where you guys can actually
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: call in and be featured on the air. So I'm
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: gonna post the link to the discord in the chat
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: and if you guys want to go, there's a couple
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: of mods Tom and ct are in the discord filtering questions.
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  Speaker 1: Be original.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: We don't want to hear the same questions all the time.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: So if you make the cut, we're gonna look over
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: you guys can get in here, ask a question and
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: definitely let's try to direct the questions towards our guest tonight,
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: the Tyson family.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: So here, here is the link. And while we're doing that,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna hit the intro.
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  Speaker 8: Brandon.
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  Speaker 2: You ready backstage? You guys ready for Beard Laws News.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Let's do it all right, Let's do the intro, and
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  Speaker 2: then we're gonna do some Beard Law News. Yeah, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: I learned.
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  Speaker 4: Why not me too?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get let's get learned without further ado. I
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  Speaker 2: think that's what all the cool kids say. Let's bring
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  Speaker 2: on our news correspondent, Brandon Jay McDermott.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Brandon.
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  Speaker 9: Good evening, fellas. It's just about nine eleven Eastern and
• 8:11
  Speaker 9: eight eleven Central. I'm Brandon McDermott with Beard Law News.
• 8:15
  Speaker 9: The new owner of a Chicago home that he recently
• 8:18
  Speaker 9: bought ended up finding thousands of dollars hidden in the
• 8:20
  Speaker 9: living room. The man found five envelopes packed with almost
• 8:24
  Speaker 9: ten thousand dollars hidden throughout this room. The money was
• 8:27
  Speaker 9: found in various spots, including behind an old photo hanging
• 8:30
  Speaker 9: on the wall, But when the man shook the shock off,
• 8:33
  Speaker 9: he said his next steps were obvious, returning the money
• 8:35
  Speaker 9: to the original owner. The man says, quote, sometimes you
• 8:38
  Speaker 9: get raided on in toxic mold. Sometimes you get a
• 8:41
  Speaker 9: want of sweet, sweet cash. But returning it was the
• 8:44
  Speaker 9: only thing to do. Kudos to this man for showing
• 8:46
  Speaker 9: the moral fortitude to return the money to the rightful owner.
• 8:49
  Speaker 9: Had I gotten my hands on that cash, you would
• 8:51
  Speaker 9: have read a story from a newspaper with a quote
• 8:53
  Speaker 9: of me saying money, What money?
• 8:56
  Speaker 10: I didn't find any money.
• 8:59
  Speaker 9: Instacart is released earnings, showing it more than double the
• 9:01
  Speaker 9: grocery delivery startups valuation from the beginning of the year
• 9:05
  Speaker 9: and further cementing its place in one of the most
• 9:07
  Speaker 9: valuable private companies in the country. Amid surging demand for
• 9:11
  Speaker 9: grocery delivery due to the coronavirus pandemic, instacart has raised
• 9:14
  Speaker 9: two hundred million dollars in new funding the increases This
• 9:18
  Speaker 9: increases rather the startups valuation to seventeen point seven billion dollars.
• 9:23
  Speaker 9: Instagart plans to use capital to extend its ad and
• 9:26
  Speaker 9: enterprise businesses and for product development. Instacart is now value
• 9:29
  Speaker 9: at the same level as Airbnb in private markets, highlighting
• 9:33
  Speaker 9: the diverging fortune startups have seen. This year, and while
• 9:36
  Speaker 9: Instacart's valuation has doubled since the COVID began, its employees
• 9:39
  Speaker 9: ability to picotees in Alvocado as not. State police in
• 9:45
  Speaker 9: Pennsylvania have rested a fifty three year old man accused
• 9:47
  Speaker 9: of attempting to arrange sexual encounters with the horse. The
• 9:51
  Speaker 9: man is charged with one misdemeanor count of sexual intercourse
• 9:54
  Speaker 9: with an animal that according to a criminal complaint affidavit
• 9:57
  Speaker 9: filed by state police. According to police, the investigation was
• 10:00
  Speaker 9: launched when a local woman contacted them regarding a message
• 10:03
  Speaker 9: she had received on Facebook. The woman says she owns
• 10:07
  Speaker 9: a horse named Bentley and often offers the animal for
• 10:10
  Speaker 9: rides and training to families looking to teach their children
• 10:12
  Speaker 9: about horses. In the exchange of Facebook messages, which the
• 10:16
  Speaker 9: woman shared with police, the man asked the woman if
• 10:18
  Speaker 9: she'd be willing to rent the horse to him and
• 10:20
  Speaker 9: his wife so that they could have sex and perform
• 10:22
  Speaker 9: sexual activities with it. Police allege the man allegedly told
• 10:26
  Speaker 9: the woman he and his wife were open minded and
• 10:28
  Speaker 9: like to try different things. The couple had never been
• 10:31
  Speaker 9: with a horse before in any manner, they said, but
• 10:33
  Speaker 9: we want to. They said that according to the woman
• 10:36
  Speaker 9: via Facebook messages, remember kids, nay means nay.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god.
• 10:46
  Speaker 9: And once upon a time, the land before the coronavirus pandemic,
• 10:49
  Speaker 9: chocolate chip cookies at Chick fil A, a blizzard at
• 10:52
  Speaker 9: Dairy Queen, or a Crispy Kreme donut was perhaps a
• 10:55
  Speaker 9: once in a weak treat. But now, with the rampant
• 10:57
  Speaker 9: stressors of daily life amid a global crime, we're trying
• 11:00
  Speaker 9: to be kinder to ourselves, and sometimes that means indulging
• 11:03
  Speaker 9: in a sweet treat a little more than usual. And
• 11:06
  Speaker 9: when we caught wind of Pompey's newest treat, it's a
• 11:09
  Speaker 9: chocolate filled vinie covered in powdered sugar.
• 11:11
  Speaker 10: Boy, do we want to indulge?
• 11:13
  Speaker 9: Popeye's has topped the chicken sandwich market, And now we
• 11:16
  Speaker 9: send an official message to Chick fil A saying, ha ha,
• 11:19
  Speaker 9: suck it losers for Beard Law News.
• 11:21
  Speaker 10: I'm Brandon mcdermotty.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome, well done. As always, guys, this is Brandon J.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: McDermott. Make sure guys check them out on all the
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: social media's brand. I'm gonna put you on a big screen.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody where they can find you. What you have
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: going on and where they can find this amazing book.
• 11:38
  Speaker 9: Well, thank you. You can find me on TikTok at
• 11:41
  Speaker 9: Brandon J McDermott. I'm on Twitch at Brandon Underscore McDermott
• 11:44
  Speaker 9: with one T and on Instagram at McDermott dot Brandon.
• 11:48
  Speaker 10: We've got a lot going on.
• 11:49
  Speaker 9: We're donating every single dollar we receive through our TikTok
• 11:53
  Speaker 9: donation spots, which you can find in my TikTok bio,
• 11:57
  Speaker 9: which cash app, ben Moo and PayPal to a military
• 12:00
  Speaker 9: harry family whose veteran husband took his own life and
• 12:02
  Speaker 9: a woman, a single mother who's battling cancer. So everything
• 12:05
  Speaker 9: we receive until from now until the end of October,
• 12:07
  Speaker 9: we're donating to those two folks. And you can find
• 12:09
  Speaker 9: my book, my memoir that that Matt Showed Their Beard
• 12:12
  Speaker 9: Law Showed Abandon Brandon.
• 12:14
  Speaker 10: You can find that on Amazon dot com and on Kindle.
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome stuff you're doing with that man, absolutely amazing,
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: And you guys go check out the book.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna have.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Somebody read it really soon and make sure that it's
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: a proper one, because I'm really waiting for the audiobook
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: as we talked about. So not much of a reader,
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: but you make it and what I really like about
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: it though, you make it so I'm very tempted to
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: read it because Defon is like made for me, like,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: check this out.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: So you're saying you haven't even read it.
• 12:45
  Speaker 8: No, I haven't read it.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: I'm being honest, like it's a super Nintendo and Donkey
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: conright there. But I w wasn't trying to flip you
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: guys off. But yeah, so it's very easy to read
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: and very affordable, and you guys can support an amazing dude.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: He's a published artist.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: I'm stealing that tonight and I'm reading it.
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: I'm reading it this weekend.
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: Okay, cool, I'm excited and I will give a good
• 13:07
  Speaker 6: I will give an honest review.
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's gonna be fantastic.
• 13:10
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Logan.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it absolutely.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I told him going in, I was gonna buy it.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: I just wasn't probably gonna read. I was gonna have
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: somebody reading for me. I'm just an honest guy. Yeah,
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Squeak likes that one.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Reading and letters are a little tough for Matt.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: But awesome.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Brandon, thanks again. Well we'll talk to you later and
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: have a the rest of your night.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: Man. Thanks gentlemen you as well, Thank you, Sari, and
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: stay away from horses.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Indeed, insteed, speaking of which, the animal thing, I think
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: we talked about this before the NASA thing where NASA
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: started a a deal to you learn more about dolphins.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: I guess there's a whole book about it. Dude ends
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: up falling, he wrote, he wrote a book. He ends
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: up falling in love with the dolphin and has sex
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: with the dolphin. And interesting, it was an interesting It
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: was an.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Interesting How do you have sex with a dolphin?
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: They're really sexual creatures, apparently if you read the book.
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  Speaker 6: Right, Like, I mean, there's always like a YouTube video
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: or whatever people like a girl sitting on the edge
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: of the pool and they're the waiting whatever the sea
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: world and the dolphin comes up in the umster.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Leg I mean, like that's all cute because it's the dolphin.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: How many hot chicks?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Leg?
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, you can find that anywhere anybody, like, but
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: the doll, Like, how do you physically have sex with
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: a dolphin?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, You'll have to You'll have to google
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: that on your own time. I don't.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to. Then I'm gonna get home
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: from work tomorrow, do your homework and let us know
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: how that goes next Thursday. So but yeah, guys, yeah,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: he's got he has the coolest voice. It makes it
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: makes things twitch all the time. And he has a
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: twitch to go follow it and follow all the social
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: media's and check that out. So yeah, one more time, guys,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: if anybod he wants to jump in ask a question
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: for the guest, I'm gonna post the discord in the
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: chat again. Click the link. The mods are in there.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Just jump into the live show. They're gonna move you
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  Speaker 2: around and all that stuff are gonna.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Make it easy.
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  Speaker 2: So let's bring in our featured guest. We're gonna a
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: quick little video intro and then we're gonna bring this
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: guest and you guys ready, I'm so yeah excited, let's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: go it. As mentioned, tonight's guest is the Tyson family.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: He's a man who started TikTok with a love story
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: about him and his wife being high school sweethearts that
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: turned to marriage, then transitioned into a dirty joke with
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: his mom and then we're having a baby.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: What a turn of events.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: A man who isn't afraid to call out a kid
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: camping and call of duty, even if it means he's
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: gonna get baded. A man who wears his visor upside
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: down to properly protect the suns from the UV race
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: protect himself from the UV race.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Allegedly.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: A man who's crazy neighbor helped put him on the
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: TikTok map. You better get her something nice for Christmas.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe a picture of myself and Iron Sanctuar with a
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff in our beards. A man who
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: was put on the TikTok concussion protocol after a work incident.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: A man that doesn't know how to change a battery
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: in a smoke alarm, apparently, a man who is getting
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: one of the greatest gifts ever this Christmas his daughter.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: A man that we're proud to call our bearded brother,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: the one, the only the Tyson family.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, for the record, I can change a battery, but
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: who the fuck puts it twelve feet up in the
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: air at the peak in the contractors?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Sure you know you know that every time a contractor
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: got in that they're going fuck.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: All they gotta do is put it seven feet for me,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: I can't reach it.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, it's by code. It has to
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: be at a point just where the smoke will accumulate.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's a that's a thing.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: That is the thing. I don't ever have to hear it,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: well until until it happens again. But uh.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: And the reason I say that is because there were
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: so many videos and a lot of his twit seeds
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: and stuff you'd hear and so many times change the
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: damn battery.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Speaking of smoke alarms, then first night I was in Vegas,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: the fire alarms of my house went off. The I
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: guess there's a faulty something, uh, but they're all connected
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: on a circuit, and they all started going off at
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: like four o'clock in the morning, right after my wife
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: had gotten the baby to go to sleep. So she
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: calls me crying because like the fire alarms are going off,
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: and I was like, just pull the or press the button,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: and she's like, she's like, it's not turning off. And
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, flip the breaker. She's like, I flipped
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: the breaker and they stop. But I turned the breaker
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: back on. They come back on, and I was like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: pull the batteries out, maybe the batteries are dead or
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: something like that. She pulls the batteries out. There still
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: going off, and John and Jennings and Lonnie are all
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: in the same We're all in the same room, and
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: you can hear the smoke alarms going off and I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: on the phone at four o'clock in the morning.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: And then finally she can and she couldn't get the
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: wires to come out, And finally I was just like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: just grab I was like, it's low voltage. Just grab
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: a pair of scissors and cut the fucking wires, rip
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: them out of the ceiling. She managed to actually get
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: them on clips from the housing.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so she did it like a like a
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: female would do instead of us guys just ripping and cutting.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: And oh no, I honestly I've done that before. I
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: like in my uh my old place, or when I
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: was living at my parents' house. Actually when I was
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: a teenager, there's a smoke alarm would just go off constantly.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: And it wasn't because I was smoking weed in the room.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: It was just because it would just go off randomly,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: and it would did it every night, and I could
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: never get any sleep because it would just go off
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: randomly every night. So I literally took a hammer and
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: smashed the shit.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Out of it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: So you were like, stop the times and then it
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: didn't go off, and I'm pretty sure it's still fucked up.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: And I was like, fifteen years ago, it's just sitting
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: there all fucked up. My parents probably fifteen, maybe it
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: was fifteen years ago. I'm almost thirty years of twenty seven. Yeah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I was like it was like fourteen or fifteen when
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I did that, So like twelve thirteen, that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Was a lot of math right there.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Speaking of math, speaking on math, are you seeing math? Math?
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: Math?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: It's sorry, it's my Canadian accident numbers a math numbers.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I had nothing to contribute about math. But one question
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: that I do start off every single episode is what
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: got you into TikTok because each person kind of has
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a different story, you know, though lately it's just kind
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: of been the same answer covid, So I'm just curious.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe you have the same answer, but I'm curious what
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: got you into TikTok?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Irons.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, when first started, I saw saw it last year
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: and everyone was saying like, oh, it's like vine. I
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: was like, all right, I'll try it like it was
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: just a joke. And then like the beginning of this year,
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: I was like I always had to want to do
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: like YouTube and like content creator, like video games. So
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: I started as like a video game page and I
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: got like the seventy five followers, and then my crazy
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: neighbor decided to be an extra bitch that day, so
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: I just said, fuck it, I'll just post this video.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Little did I know that I was going to get
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: to a one point five million and now I'm at
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: ninety five thousand. And then shit, I posted the first
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: video about the baby, and then like right after that,
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Iron Sanctuary posted a video saying like stop telling me
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: that people are stealing my content, and I was like,
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: oh shit, I'm the other red bearded dude. Doesn't baby.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: I was like, was that me? I was like, damn,
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: if it is, I'll stop.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I had just started following you too, which is funny.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think that video is when you
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: started following me.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was that video of you painting the nursery nice.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's the one in that one's almost like
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: a million, and now it's a going thing that people
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: still wish that that paint was for the bathroom. But
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: now I'm not going to paint the bathroom because so
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: you don't like that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Who was one of the first people that you followed
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: on TikTok iron Sectuary? Actually you never wondered.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Why first, what is it? What was it about me?
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Then? Uh, of course the red beard does.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Was it the beard? Was it the relatability on having
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: a kid? Was it?
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: No?
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: No, it was before that. It was like before you
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: got big, but it was before the beard off.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: It was like it was the first video of like
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: I think it was like you saying like, there's a
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: weird noise coming from my truck and it was Brandy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: That was that was Oh my god, that's.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: That when you found Yeah, when you found out that
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: y'all got you guys were pregnant, and then the beard
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: off and then beer Bong John. The one video I
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: remember that I first saw a beer bank John was
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: when he first came out to meet you and he
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: was like, it just seems like whenever every time I
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: go to like a friend's house, they get their wife
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: is pregnant. I was like, Okay, that seemed weird, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: then it was like that so then he no, No,
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: John just actually started following me.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: All right, cool, I'm glad he hasn't made an appearance.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: But speaking of appearances, we have a special little segment
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: that we're that we're bringing back. So if the other
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: person is ready, just just nod, all right, I'm seeing
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I think I'm seeing a nod. Yeah, we're seeing a nod.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: So for anybody that has been watching the show for
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: a little bit, you're gonna know exactly. But now we
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: have a fancy little intro. So check this out. You
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: guys don't even know about this. I'm sanctuary logan. You
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: guys know breaking news.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: It's now time for the masked interviewer for what For
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: anybody that doesn't know, the mass interviewer is obviously an
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: interviewer that comes in in a mask and they are
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: here to ask you some questions the Tyson family.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: You get three guesses. If you can guess who this
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: person is, they will reveal themselves. If you cannot guess
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: who it is, they go back off stage. Nobody knows
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: who it is, and we can reuse this guest at anytime.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Bring it interviewer, Hello, mass interviewer, how are you?
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: So?
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: So?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Do your thing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You interview the guest, and like I said, at some point,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need I'm gonna need three guesses out of you.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: Josh, Hey, Josh, how you doing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: I'm good.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I heard you're having a kid. Is it a boy
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: or a girl?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I'm so uncomfortable right now.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: I know what I think. I'm having a girl.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: You don't want to tell him that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, you can just ask Kevin. He knows all about girls.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's kind of creepy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: That's also yeah, all right, so.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Let me just throw this out there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's not just a random person from the street, you
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. I wasn't going through Walmart being like, hey,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: can you interview?
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: That's not my mother?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: All right, let's just throw that out there, not saying
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: you're might know who they are, but.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: What kind of products you to using your beard.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: I'm actually bouncing around from different beard oils right now.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: So right now I'm trying, like, uh, what was Dollar
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Beard Club? But that's where I'm using right now.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna just remind me after we'll hook
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: you up with with some beard laws oil.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Oh sweet, all right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: So you can ask a question back to the masked
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: interviewer as well.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: I do you follow me?
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Of course I do.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you to take your first guess.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I know it's a long shot, and I'm asking you
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to take your first guest.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: That is a freaking long shot.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: This is awesome because I'm the only person that knows
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: who I think.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Do you not know who it is?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 24:58
  Speaker 11: He me?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mad, do you know who it is?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm the only person that knows who is Yeah, okay,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: just randomly bring them in. Logan doesn't know No, Nope, nope,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: All right, joshing guess I have.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You get three guesses, So go ahead with your first guest.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, I can't say his last name. I can never
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: pronounce his last name. Jake the tattooer, Jake Caramel, only
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: because he's covering his face.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: That's why it's called the mask interview.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Shut up, you have two more guesses. Feel free to
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: ask him a question, or the mass interviewer you can.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You can ask your question.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Wait, he said he follows me. Jake doesn't follow me.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Oh see, that was that was on your part.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I know who I just really I think I know
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: who it is too.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: I'm allowed to ask questions, right, yeah, yeah, go ahead, No, okay,
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: like I said, I'm on live like on Twitch. No,
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: I'm not asking that question because it's the Beard Lost podcast, funk.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: I have no idea you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Can ask anything you got to.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, of course you got a beard, right, because
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: you wouldn't be on here without a beard.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: We've had guests without beards. Echo doesn't have a beard.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: A beard. Fact, you have a beard.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: We won't never ask you have a beard.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: But I mean, do I have a beard. Of course
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: I have a beard. He's on the beard.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Like the level of like fucking cringe is through the
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: roof right now, like down there.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I gotta ask you to make an other guests unfortunately,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: because the mass interviewer segment is only so long, and
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I know it's tough.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: A god, I'm just throwing out people that follow me
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: that are big beer Bong John.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Are you beer bong John?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Not beer.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Nope?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Not beer bong John, nope. So either of you can
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: ask a question. It doesn't matter who you guys. Rapid Fire,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: you get one more.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Guest a shoe?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: He did, voice wrong. You gotta do the voice right.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: You ever drank Bailey's.
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: From my shoegs voice?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I'm all greg, that thing is to god, Damn, I
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: really don't know you ever drank Bailey's from a shoe creamy, creamy?
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: Come on, come on, come on.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Well look at him thinking he's like he's going through
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: his followers right now.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Like I'll try to think, like anybody that's big that
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: follows me, there's not much.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: How do you know they're big?
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it doesn't have to be big. Damn.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Then I have no idea.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe he's just not well known. That's probably why he's
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: not known by anyone. Really, he's just kind of a
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: a random dude that's kind offul.
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: He said.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: It's kind of hurtful. All right, my my chat everyone
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: saying uh sounds like a you problem.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm just throwing this one out, is it, Colin?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: That was your that's your last and final guest.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I got no idea, are you Colin?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Survey says no, No, don't reveal. Don't reveal, So you
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: guessed wrong three times. Mass interviewer thank you so much
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: for joining us. We're gonna put you backstage and you
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: can be reused and I look forward to him.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Well we'll played mass interviewer.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: See the mass interviewer wins.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Guys, that's only the second time the mass interviewer has one.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: So that's that's pretty amazing. And thank you Mass interviewer
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: for taking some time out of your day. And uh,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: we're gonna continue to hope bring this segment back because
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: uh because people seem to like it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: People seem to like it. I don't know. You probably
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: don't like it right now because you didn't guess right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: But uh no, I was thinking adobe mm hmmm.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: All right, So if you guys want to have a
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: quick caller, if you guys want to take this question,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: all right, let's do that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: So, uh here we go. Hey, the King of Poosh,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: what's happening? How's it going? Can you hear me?
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I guess not, guess not.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I guess we're having some technical difficulties. So, uh, Tom
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: or CT we're in there. Just whenever he's ready let
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: me know. All right, So I will ask you another question.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wep, was that?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Are they ready? I pressed the wrong button?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I love technology because I don't understand the thing of
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: it all right.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm out of there. CT is chatting with him
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: right now, and we're gonna get this straightened out and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: we're gonna go back to So obviously, let's talk about Karen.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I feel like that's what
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: some people want to Yeah, well that's awkward. That's a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: little bit awkward.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: So what I wanted to ask is she rocks the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: All Black Sketchers, and I want Iron Sanctuary to rock
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: her shoe game one through ten like raint it, rate it,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: rate it, one through ten, All Black Sketchers, black laces.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I saw him in that video. She she she was
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: going nuts in them All Black Sketchers, And you're a
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: shoe guy.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna go one out of ten. And
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: the only reason I'm giving her a one is because
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I like black shoes. I think they look good with
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: pretty much anything. So yeah, even if you're a bitch,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I mean Karen.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's frightening, like she's something straight out of like
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: a potential nightmare or something.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: So tell us a little bit. You know, you can
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: tell her a little bit about as much as you
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: want to tea.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: That's what the whole page is is spilling tea. So
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: it started literally the day we bought the house back
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: in October of twenty eighteen. Like my wife likes to
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: take like aunch a bunch of like memorabilia pictures. That
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: we walked down the road to our like street name
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Son and we took a picture and we were walking
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: back up. She claims she said hey, and that we
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: didn't like say hey back, but I know we did
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: because I was like, that's pretty nice. Someone actually said
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: something to us. And then it all started when my
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: dad actually started mowing our yard. She came out there
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: cussing them out, telling them you better watch what the
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: fuck you're I don't know how much I can cuss
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: on here, but go far. She was like, what the
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: fuck are you doing? You're blowing all them fucking leaves
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: back on my yard. And my dad like he's like me,
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: like you, I'll like, we'll play cool until you you
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: just keep pissing us off, and like she was like,
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: you keep blowing the leaves back on our yard. I
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: was like, Oh, this is how it's gonna go. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: then she started claiming she owned half our driveway. And
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: then I was like, all right, well, as you saw
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: in the video, I was like, you own half my driveway,
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: you want to own half my house? Glad to send
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: you half my bills. And we didn't hear nothing out
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: of her for a while, but like I just recently
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: spilled some tea on a couple of videos ago. Yeah
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: we we just God, I lost my train of thought. Sorry,
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: but yeah, go ahead, Okay, yeah, I'm back on it.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: But like that one day, like she we hadn't heard
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: nothing from her for almost a year, and then that
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: day my wife just brought the trash can up and
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: she started yelling at he kitchen, be any louder, bitch,
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: and I was like, it's a fucking trash can. And
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: then when I put a lawnmower back up in the garage,
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: and I loved all the comments people were saying, like, oh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: so I guess she has a button on hers that
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: makes it silent. And then of course all the gaming
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: side of my thing was like, oh, just just put
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: a suppressor on it. I was like, yeah, clearly she
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: knows something that we don't know about a lawnmower. But
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: then you send you blow an air horn at us
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: because I put a lawnmower up.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Wow, So I have a friend I can introduce you.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: What kind of vehicle do you drive?
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Oh god, I just watched bar Nuns. I drive a Dodge.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: You drive a Dodge pick up. Yeah, okay, Well, I'm
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: gonna get you in contact with a friend of mine
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: who can get you a ship horn for your truck.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: A ship horn, not a horn, either a ship horn
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: or a stadium horn. If you want to show her.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's gonna be good for content.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm working on you. Sure, I'm getting a
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I think that the ship horn is less problematic because
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: you can blow it next to someone and it won't
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: actually blow their ear drums. The stadium horn, however, you
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: can actually cause physical damage to people if you blow
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: it near them.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: So i'll.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I know I'm working on. I've got tons of room
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: in the bed. I got an eight foot bed. That
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: fucking is it gonna be loud? But yeah, you put
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: it on your lawn mower, so I don't know.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: If the would move, that'd be that'd be pretty good.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see that. So I'm gonna go
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: on a limb here. And I don't try to judge
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: a book by its cover, but it looks like Karen's
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: a bit of a drinker. So I want you to, Okay,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: do you without saying what it is? Do you know
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: what her favorite drink is? Should centers on like you
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like what I'm want because what
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I want to do is I want us each to
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: try to guess what her go to drink is and
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: see which one of us is closer.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, I think I got what she probably drinks.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, Logan, you go first. You were
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the bartender, and you probably don't know. Oh you probably
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: have you seen the videos of Karen.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I have not seen the videos of Karen. But I'm
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: going how old tell me.
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: This, how I'm gonna show you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you a video here first, let's I
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: don't know said she was.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Like sixty seventy and she took my head off.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: It's Martinez Martini's.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Or gin No, No, I'm gonna show you video. It's
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: not fair, it's not fair if you don't see.
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: Let me see, let me see.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Let me let me go back in.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: One where she's freaking out and yeah, and I got
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: a feeling.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I got a guess here.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Wherebe she just drinks death?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I think it was, well, I guess it doesn't matter.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: This one has her in it. I think invited Karen.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: We gotta find out what she was.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's like the that's like the first.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: One sending her a case.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: All right, let's show let's show off here on the stream.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: I'm excited.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: She smokes. Paul Mall's too, don't she smoking?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Video?
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: What I just realized, how.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Bullship camera is this one? She gets close to you?
• 36:18
  Speaker 11: Okay, the next one strum.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Ship and he did.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: And what you're doing is.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Bush Like I was gonna say some kind of ice beer.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Bush light and cheap vodka.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna go ahead and say
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: cheap vodka on that one. But she definitely smokes. Paul Malls.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I saw the cigarette and I'm like, she smokes.
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: She dropped that thing and it will was like a
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: dry day. I was like, I hope your are catches
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: on fire, so so what if you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah, boom, she drinks Bartles and jeans natural ice, Natty Ice.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm thinking that That's what I had to
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: think was Natty Ice.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say Natty Ice or Keystone ice.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Let's just bl or or what's the other what's that
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: other ice?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: When Milwaukee?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, that is nay.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so yeah, that was that was just
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: something that I was. I was, I was wondering what
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: she was to be like.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: I like some.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: She she gets she gets down on the old duels.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, duels with vodka. What does he say? What
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: did he say?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Bush light dirty thirty bush light dirty thirty?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Jim cheap wine?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: No, don't, He's not a whineo. She's definitely not wine.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: It's it's it's definitely your beer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you could. You could see that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: Can walk out there at least three it's either natty
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: ice or bud light. It has to be.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: I can see her. I literally could picture her either
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: holding a thing in natty ice or a fucking pull
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: mall in the same hand as she's holding the.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Bud light, wishing she had a or getting at the
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: casino and just with.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Cheap vodka for a good, good morning drink.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with her orange juice and her.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Cigarettes pepper Mitch knops. Nice.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: What a fun little thing that you should get her
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: all fired up and ask her and just do a
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: video sometime and be like, no, here's what you do.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Here's what you do. You try, and you try and
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: make a truce, okay exactly, and be like, you know what,
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I just what kind of what kind of beer do
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: you drink? You know, I'll buy you a case of
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: beer or something, what kind of cases and just like
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: your poison and then maybe don antagonizer, but like what
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I would do, and I'd be like, obviously you're out
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: of alcohol, so I'm in a buy you a case
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: of beer and a pack of smokes. And then I'll
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: just generalize based off this conversation. I'll be like bud
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Light and Paul Mall's, and I promise you I'll take
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: the fucking odds on that one.
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: One.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Karen's gonna get so much booze and cigarettes sent to
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: her and she's gonna be like, I love you so much.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Where's what shitty?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: That's what shitty do? Is like you could like I
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: don't know, like obviously you can't post your address or
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: anything like that, but figure out away. Excuse me?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: All right, So we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna try
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: the call again. All right, let's try it again. King
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: of Poosh, what's happening.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: You got you guys had it. You had to figure
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: it out. You guys, you guys have you haven't figured out?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: He's a king and poosh, but he's a gesture making
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: phone calls obviously king a poosh.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: You got me? Ce T C T do you got me?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I love you?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, boosh, I saw you light up? All right, Okay, cool,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the next question and then uh kick,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: let us tend when you're ready. Okay, moving on, Oh
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: for two? Oh for two, let's go.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Let's go call number two and then we'll circle back
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: to that call and uh, we're gonna ask another question.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: What was gonna ask you? I had a really good
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: one and then I forgot.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: So you got a whole bunch of feedback in those
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: early Karen videos with people almost like kind of trolling
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you because you were, you know, about the surveys and
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the real estate and at that point you should you
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: should understand that when you start getting the trolls.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's when you're starting to make it. But do you
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: remember one of your your favorite what is going now?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: People are calling me like you can't just call in
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: like that, That's not how we do it. There's a process.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: There's a process. You gotta go through the process. So so,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: what was your favorite comment that you kind of remember
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: from from from all the trolls?
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: I like, you know when people say like data or
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: data and you read it two different ways. Some smart
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: ass was like, oh, it's realator not or what was
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: the other one, realtor and not relator or some shit
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: like that. I was like, get fucked. And then and
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: then oh my god, it's not on the care and one.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: But I think I actually took it down. Someone had
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: said like, are you sure you're gonna be a good dad?
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: I think you're too invested in video games, and I
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: snapped like, like all my like all my good buddies,
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: I play games where they're like, yo, you gotta take
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: that down. I was like, no, fuck that guy. And
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: then like he commented on another gaming one, he was like,
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: this is the reason there's so many school shootings. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: was like, it's pixels on the screen, bro, Like, if
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: that gets you pissed off, you need to reevaluate something.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: And you know what, first person shooters do not cause
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: school shooting. No lag does, Okay, maybe not school shootings.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: And I fink.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: That joke was not that. For some reason, that joke
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: didn't come out properly. The joke was was I got
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: video games anger issues? LAG does I doubt LAG would
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: constitute to school shootings. We're gonna try behind that a
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: like zero.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna try.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: One more time, King of Last Chance. You got me this,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: This is working really good.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: This is going to cause a shooting. I'm gonna shoot myself.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: It's baseball season, three strikes, unfortunately, year out, unreal, it's.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Apparently apparently on TikTok. It's not it's not. You can
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: a bunch of bad things and then it takes a
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: whole people to get you out.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like like like Tizzy Tizzy. He was just
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: there and thankfully he came back. He was a good friend.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: He's a good dude. I like his bearded related content.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: So and then even tainted lyric, Yeah like that one?
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: Was that? That that one? Genuine? That one pissed me
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: off as much as Nate's did.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Nate deleted his.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: Oh Nate deleted.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Nate deleted his and then brought it back. Okay,
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: and Tannae lyrics obviously got taken down. Yeah, they're going
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: after now finally.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw that one. Well, he took down one
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: of my community guide They said I violated community guidelines
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: because I told someone they could get fucked shout out,
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: bar none, go ahead, because like again, like how you
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: said in your video about me, I haven't asked for
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: a handout for anything. They were saying, like basically what
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: there was one comment on your video last night if like,
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: if you're having a kid and you're asking for a handout,
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: why you're having a kid. So I made it genuinely
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: clear I haven't asked for a handout. I don't ask
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: for hands out. And if you think that, GFC.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Well here's here's here's a piece of advice I'm gonna
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: give you. And this is the same advice I give
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: to pretty much everyone. Your your story, your life is
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: on TikTok. So the content that you create now is
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: not I mean you do like funny stuff or whatever still,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: but like your content is like shifted towards like what's
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: going on in your life right, like with your neighbor,
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: with your kid, the nursery, the registry. There's people that
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: are gonna look at that and they're gonna say some
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: shitty things. So my suggestion, and it's going to be
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: really hard to do this, but you've got to train
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: yourself to do this. Read your comments for only the
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: first ten minutes after you post a video. After the
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: first ten minutes, don't read any of your comments until
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: you get to the point where, like every now and again,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: you can kind of go through because you'll see sometimes
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: I'll respond to comments, and it's usually on a video
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: that I don't think could actually have any sort of
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: negative anything, And that's usually where I find the most
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: ridiculous shit and which in turn, you can one hundred
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: percent respond with get fucked.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Because on it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Here's look, look your position. We were in the exact
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: same deal. We weren't going to create a registry. We
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: were like, no, we're not this weird, that's super weird.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: But so many people were so invested in it. They
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: wanted to be a part of it. They wanted to
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: send us stuff and be a part of the whole thing.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: That's why when I saw you created a registry, I
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, that's awesome. They wanted to create a registry.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: And then I saw your videos about like your shit
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: getting taken down, I'm like, are the people being assholes.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's bullshit, because the thing is the following
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: that you have. You're like, okay, well one every now
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: and again someone will pop in there and buy something.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, well that's not that's gonna screw a
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: lot of things up if someone goes in and just
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: removes everything all over over and over again. So that's
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: why I made my video, and I was like, I
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: was like, go buy all the shit now, Like, get
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: all of the stuff that he has on the registry now.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: So the fucking assholes that are going through and removing
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: all of it can't don't have a chance to do
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: it because they've already been purchased.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then like like you you did that for me,
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: And like recently, I just had a lady ask me
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: for some help and I'd pay it forward. So I
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: just went ahead and put her registry in mind, and
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: I hope nobody went through and did the same stupid
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: shit like that to her. But I just had a
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: phone call with her today and she said, like it
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: disappeared within like minutes, and then we had got enough
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: money to get She just initially just wanted us to
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: help her a car seat yeah, and we got the
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: enough money for the car seat within like meet twenty
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: five minutes of having the video up.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good, that's super cool.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: People like that's like.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Like I like I said, guy, I told her, like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: you know, being in TikTok creator fund, I mean, I'm
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: a smaller account, so I'm not going to have a lot,
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: but like at the end of the month, I told her,
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: like I was going to send her either the cash
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: I get from it or just you know, anything that
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: she needs.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's the best way to do. I mean
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I've tried to do because when I first started, when
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I like back in March and stuff, I didn't I mean,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: COVID hit and I just finished my last job. I
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: had enough money to pay rent and buy groceries for
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: like a month and a half, you know, and I
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: just signed a contract with UH with an energy drink company.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: So I was like, Okay, we're gonna have a little
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: bit of funds coming in from there. But we were
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: we were not in any position to do anything really
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: when we got pregnant. I mean, my business was doing
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: really well and then COVID hit and then kind of
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: screwed a lot of things up and people make comments
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: like that too when we announced the registry that if
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: you're if you're looking for people to buy you stuff,
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: you shouldn't have a kid. And I'm like, I'm like,
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: have you ever had a kid? Like, like, have you?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I mean like honestly, because if you look at the
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: amount of stuff that that you have to purchase for
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: a child like you, Yeah, they forced me to do
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: a registry because for weeks or for like months, I
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm not gonna do it, like one, not
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: going to do that. That's so weird to me. And
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: then everyone's like they want to be a part of it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: But that was the thing that was the thing is
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: like so many I don't know. I just think it's
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: ridiculous that people want to Like anyone who's had a
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: kid literally would never say that anyone who doesn't have
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: a kid like you shouldn't be having a kid. Well,
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: are you? You're gonna go ahead and tell me that
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: if a bunch of people bought you a bunch of
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: shit to help in your life and you wanted to
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: wanted to, they wanted to be a part of it,
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: and you didn't ask for it. You wouldn't say yes,
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: but hell, people help me out. And I was like,
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: I want to do my best I can to to
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: give back. That's why, like there's a bug flying around
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: in here. There was a lot of stuff we got
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: doubles of and I donated it. And we's friends of
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: ours that have just recently gotten pregnant. In the car
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: seat that we have that we you know that we
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: won't end up going to being able to use because
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: of the Wi fit, we decided to go ahead and
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: donate that because we haven't used it. Obviously, you can't
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: ever use a used car seat.
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: It's not.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: So so real quick. We're approaching our hour. What we
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: like to do and if you want to be a
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: part of it is we do a segment where we
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: show off a couple of TikTok videos that we think
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: are funny, that we think are motivational, inspirational, anything like that.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: So if you want to stick around and watch these videos,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: you're more than welcome. If you got to go, let
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: us know.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: Talking to me, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no,
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: I'm good like you like that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: You said you're talking to me, talking to me?
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: I know, I'm good.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I was like oh yeah, I'm These guys know the routine.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, all right, you're cool. All right, So
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: he's good. This one was from logan.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I hate cats, by the way, and I have one.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Oh god, oh no, no, that's cat's dead. No I know,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I know, but I've seen it before and that cat's
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: dead is dead. That's a fair name.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: From Pika cat whatever to my hat, it's okay or
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: something or something like that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: So so so in the background, if you can hear this,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: like I watched and I just start laughing.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Because I have this I hate cat. We've had cats
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: for years. We have one now. His name Satchel Page,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: also known as book Bag. He's a black cat.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: He's great'st cat ever, he's a murderer, kills every road ever.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: But watching this, I was like, yes, that's what I
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: want to see.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: In the in the background, there's either an it's either
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: a news story or like a television show or a movie,
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: and it's talking about Christmas and two dead kids.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: And I was like, what the hell is she watching?
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: It freaked me completely out, like that has to go.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: So I don't know if you can get sound on there.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were sound playing, right, so.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Listen to the background sound. If it's good enough, it
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: may not be good enough.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You're not the Bosso do it all right? I heard
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: it two kids got like something.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: All I can hear is that cat fan.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So we're gonna show the one from
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Iron Sanctuary.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, about you not want me to show?
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: No, you can show. I sent it to you.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna watch it twice.
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's talk.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: About the cake.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: From an Audi to an Inny really good, but I
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: mean I heard.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It it went.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: You know what's funny is I was just sitting in
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: my office and because I just finished filming the Trophy
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Husband video. My videos have been doing ship recently, so
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: I've just kind of like, I've got a bunch of
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: really good stuff in the drafts that I don't want
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: to post because the algorithms kind of fucked up right
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: now with politics and Gemini and everything going on. So
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just saving the good ship, I guess. So I
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I filmed that Trophy Husband one, which is an idea
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: I had the other day, and then I went I
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: was just scrolling through and I saw someone do that
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: dance and uh, and I was like, that seems super simple,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna go ahead and try that. So I watched.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I watched it like one or two more times, and
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, one to this, you know whatever,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: And that was first take. That video that was posted
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: was first take. And I looked at it afterwards and
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, the way I turned, you see how
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: fat my cake was on one side and you turn
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: the every way and I was like, I was like, damn,
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I look good because I don't wear jeans off and
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I used to wear like shorts, and I was like, damn,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: that shit looks really good in jeans. And I wasn't
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: gonna post it. And then I watched it again and
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: again and I was like, I'm gonna post that one,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: and then I just apologized. My caption was I'm sorry.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: So does anybody remember watching the movie fifty First Dates
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: with Adam Sandler?
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: All right, So then I'm gonna I'm gonna play this one.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I found this today and I was like, oh shit,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Adam Sandler, he's my dude. Not like we're friends, but
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I wish we were. So if you're watching this at
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe be on the show. But this was good, Aye,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Lucy good money.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: It's me Henry.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: We are on and I think about our five thousand
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: days together.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: Great, I want to catch you up.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You have a thing called that, and I am your husband.
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: We have a daughter. She's about forty.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Now or something like that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I'm not done.
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: It's twenty twenty and we're also in the middle of
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: a hand which is just terrible thing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Baseball games are now being played in front of cardboard.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: People's kind of like, oh yeah, right now, smells like farce.
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: That was that was you.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: That's kind of like.
• 54:43
  Speaker 11: You.
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: It doesn't matter either way.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: So that today and I was like, oh, that's pretty good.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: You know, like the actors are getting a little bit bored,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: so they're gonna they're gonna do some stuff on TikTok.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: So room doesn't smell like farts.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: No, I took care of that before I took a
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: big like. Mine smells like evergreen mist. It's a Yankee
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: candle wax smelt that I have in my little fireplace.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Wax smelter over there.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, you fancy, I got I got pine in mine.
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: I'm ready for Christmas.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Got the fall. We have the we have the Christmas
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: pine ones, and we have the cinnamon apple ones, the
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Christmas ones. I like to throw a fall flavor on
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: every now and again with the trees smells, and it
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: smells like a different season. It's great.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: As I was about to say, if you stand in
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: my doorway right now, you can smell Christmas on one
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: side and fall on the other.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: A group of people playing tik tac toe or not
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: tiktatoe rock paper scissors in the chat I.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Know I want to play you guys play one. Didn't
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: we do this on the show once?
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure we're gonna try it.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: For a bird?
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: Are you three?
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Rock paper are climbing off?
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's rock paper scissors.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Shoot, rock paper scissors.
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: Shoot.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going ready, rock paper scissors.
• 56:06
  Speaker 10: Shoot.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Ah he knew he Josh won?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Nice win?
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: So all done?
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Bird?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Well, essentially, you know what?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: You know what? You know what didn't win? No, Josh, what.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Know where this is going?
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: Don't I think I know where you're going?
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: I was gonna I was gonna make a joke about
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Game of Thrones and how the they didn't win at
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: the Red Wedding.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: They no nobody won at the end of the season.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: In the in the season eight that was that was
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: ship nobody wrong.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I did, might not know what.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: I got my wife back.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: I won, Okay, So I was legitimately depressed, like legitimately
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: when that last episode I could do. I was watching it.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: The only thing I can relate it to is, you
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: know you guys ever gamble, go to the casino and gamble. No, no, okay, Well,
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: this is how I can relate it to anything. So
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: imagine you go to the casino and you have one
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars, okay, and uh, well no, let's say you going. Yeah,
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: you going into the casino with a thousand dollars and
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: that's your rent money, and you're like, you know what,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna fucking win. And for six straight hours you're
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: just winning, like like you're up a whole shitload. You
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: have so much money. And then and then the seventh hour,
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: the seventh hour, you start losing a little bit, but
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: you still got a pretty good amount of money, right,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: and you're like, you know what, I still have more
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: than way more than I came in with. I'm gonna
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: keep playing. Uh and then around the eighth hour, it
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: comes around and the beginning of the eighth hour, you're like, okay,
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: we're okay, we're doing okay. Like fifteen minutes in the
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: eighth hour. Uh, you literally lose every fucking cent you
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: have immediately, but then you keep playing with money you
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: don't have, uh, and then you leave the casino with
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: like not no, not just nothing. You leave the casino
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: with less than nothing. You owe people money when you leave,
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: and you're gonna be kicked out of your house and
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: you can't food, and your wife is going to divorce you,
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: and and your dog decides that it doesn't want to
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: have anything to do with you anymore, and you're now impotent.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Your dick doesn't work. And that's exactly what watching the
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: eighth season of Game of Thrones felt like.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: So did you end up paying those people back?
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: He's still here. I kind of took that a little
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: bit far, but basically it felt like really losing a
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: hill out of money the casino.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: That whole season could have been extended to like three
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: more seasons.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: D and D just like they were like, we're done,
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: We're just gonna We're just gonna even fucking Emily Emilia
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Clark was like this season ever.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, when they were doing like the I.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Actually cried, like legitimately when it ended. I was like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I was like, are you fucking I was like pissed.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, legitimately pissed off that it ended like that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: And so immediately to make me feel better, my wife
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: she decided we were going to rewatch the entire series
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: but not watched season eight, so we just ended it
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: with season seven.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: That would have that. I would have rather it ended
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: a season seven and not got anything else, like the
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: whole John john snow being a Targetarian that meant nothing.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: Aria's face like the face swapping, that meant nothing. And
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: then Mario had never anything to do with the Night
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: King killing him, that meant nothing.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: And then then how that I'm not gonna say because
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: people haven't watched it, but it was. It was. It's
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: it's absolutely one worth it if you just pretend but
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: the eighth season doesn't exist.
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: It's season eight. But that's just.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Don't it's the behind the scenes and it's just the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: ruin you.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: I watched bits and pieces of like the last two
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: two and a half seasons, maybe well Molly Binge watched it,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: and I like, I was like, so Okay, So why
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: the fuck do they have dragons?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Because that's not fucking real and sci fi.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: She's like, because they have fucking dragons.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: They have fucking dragons, and it's that simple because they have.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Uh my wife, watch the tele show logan.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: It's not baseball, and I'd be like.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, so let me wrap this thing around fucking dragons.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: There's no way she would be that hot if she
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: still gave birth to.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Dragons, and Molly, that doesn't make it.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: That makes her hotter.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: No, Legitimately, I don't know if you understand the Tigerians,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: but they can't get burned, so they're pretty hot.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's not true. I mean, like, I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: get it, they're pretty fit.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: But dragons.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Now, all right, he's run on dragons, all right, Josh,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to be nervous.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: You've and you've had nothing to be nervous about. You
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: survived this time. You failed miserably a mastered interviewer. But
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: that's okay, it's okay. You can't win them all. But
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do is we're gonna put you in
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: a big screen.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure. We have matching chairs. That's cool.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And I want you to tell everybody where they can
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: find you what you have going on anywhere, from the
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Twitch to the TikTok, to the YouTube, to the baby Registry,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: anything that you want the world to know about. It's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: your time to shine, and we thank you for being
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: on the show. So if you're ready, we're gonna put
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: you on the big screen.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: All right, He's ready to let you go.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: Ready, all right? My TikTok is Tyson Family as it
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: is on here Instagram is the Tyson Family Underscore at
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: the end. My twitch, I suck, but I still do it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: It's red Tie, which was my gaming. And our baby
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: Registry is in our link trees, and so is the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: lady that we're trying to help. Brandy Hers is at
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: the top, minds at the bottom.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Nice, good work, good work.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Solid.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, thanks for taking no light, Thanks for taking
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: some time out of your out of your day to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: come out and do the Beard Law Show. We appreciate
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: the hell out of you, and it was, you know,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: nice to meet you this way. And we're gonna stay,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: you know, in maybe you'll see some collapse. I don't
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: have an orange beard, so I might not be in
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: these clubs.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: But you know what it is.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: It is in congratulations with the baby about to come.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you're not too terrified yet, but we've all been there,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: so if you need some some advice, let us know.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: He's a little more fresh with it than us because.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Very tired.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: That it's the term. I will tell you this, I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: do not work. I am a full time content creator,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: which I thought would make things much easier.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: In terms of the.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Sleep and being tired thing. H It probably has it,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: definitely probably. I'm still fucking exhausted.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well I'm not looking forward to construct.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna get so good.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: But seriously thinking if you want to stick around, we're
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: gonna do the out. We're gonna hang out backstage for
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: a little bit. So I hope you guys have a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: good rest of your night. Thank you guys for tuning in.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody, Beard Laws Episode fifty one, Next weekend, episode fifty two.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: The year and what are we gonna do.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to give away something. Maybe we'll give
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: away some of these Dano spices. Maybe we'll give away
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: some beard Block, maybe.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Wet some money, We'll give away some I'm not gonna.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Give away money. If you legally can. Maybe we will.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, we'll figure that out.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: I'll give away pictures of my left big toe.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, if you want to grab it. That's gonna be
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: some sought after thing.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: A beard comb with beard hair in it.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I got a couple of those, Yeah, and I just
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: don't really want to clean them out, so maybe I.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Will give it away.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's just my new ones. I really want a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: new one today because I don't want to clean it out.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Same way, I'm just like, yeah, no, no, that's by
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: another one. They're like nine bucks on Amazon. So seriously, guys,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: thank you so much. Hope you guys have a good
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: rest of your night, and we'll see you guys Tuesday
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: for Triple T and we have some amazing guys guests
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: find up and then we'll do this again next Thursday.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all we go for you, all right. Bye,