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Full EP | Meta Ordered to Pay $25 Billion in Data Privacy Case; One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley; R&B Singer Kenny Lattimore Joins DLHS Crew; Stephen A. Smith Has Words for D.L. Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is, of course, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It's really
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  Speaker 1: So it's not something we're saying just by rote. It's
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  Speaker 2: A Fedra.
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  Speaker 1: Like it sounds like a banned substance. Like she took Fedra.
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  Speaker 1: Now he can't play for six games. Happy birthday, of course,
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  Speaker 1: her in the mix, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. That'd be a different mix.
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  Speaker 2: Erica might have her.
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  Speaker 1: Erica might have her.
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  Speaker 3: We can get creative, you know, put that 50 cent
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  Speaker 3: beat up underneath it.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: We don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: We got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine will do her part and tell us what's trending.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a little note from the GED section,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for what you need to know with the
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In Florida,
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  Speaker 5: law enforcement in Tallahassee actively searching for a gunman following
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  Speaker 5: a mass shooting that injured 12 people outside the Bragg
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  Speaker 5: Memorial Stadium during Florida A & M University's homecoming weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Authorities report 11 people were shot and another was hurt
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  Speaker 5: while fleeing after a physical fight escalated into gunfire Saturday night,
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  Speaker 5: leaving three victims seriously wounded and six children among those injured.
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  Speaker 5: On Capitol Hill, California Senator Adam Schiff is demanding that
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  Speaker 5: Secretary Pete Hegseth testify before the Senate regarding recent operational
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  Speaker 5: restrictions placed on Ukraine's Starlink satellite network. Speaking on Sunday television,
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  Speaker 5: Schiff insisted that all officials with knowledge of the disruption
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  Speaker 5: must face congressional inquiry. Ukrainian defense officials confirmed both Starlink
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  Speaker 5: and the military starshield network's are fully operational again after
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  Speaker 5: restrictions temporarily rendered military units physically incapable of deploying long-
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  Speaker 5: and medium-range attack drones against Russian forces. In federal election litigation,
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  Speaker 5: Attorney General Todd Blanch is defending a Department of Justice
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  Speaker 5: lawsuit seeking to block certification of Alaska Senate election results
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  Speaker 5: if incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan is defeated. In a
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  Speaker 5: Sunday interview, the attorney general argued the election is compromised
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  Speaker 5: because another Republican challenger with nearly the identical name, Daniel J.
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  Speaker 5: Dan Sullivan, entered as an intentional spoiler candidate to confuse
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  Speaker 5: voters at the ballot box. And back in Washington, the
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  Speaker 5: White House is fueling speculation regarding its next press secretary.
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  Speaker 5: Communications director Stephen Chung posted video of rap superstar Nicki
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  Speaker 5: Minaj praising President Trump's business success and leadership, playfully teasing
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  Speaker 5: her as a potential White House press secretary. So no
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  Speaker 5: formal administration appointment has been officially announced.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, Sybil Jazz, man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 8: That means yes.
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  Speaker 2: Leading up to the cash. I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I guess me and Bela Lugosi are going
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  Speaker 1: to continue the show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Dun, dun, dun.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.R. Hughley Show. All right, as promised, I
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  Speaker 1: said I would respond to the rant Stephen A. leveled
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  Speaker 1: last week. There were a lot of things he said,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm going to take them piece by piece. When
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  Speaker 1: he asked in particular what I had done for black people,
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  Speaker 1: I've used my comedy to highlight the struggles and the
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  Speaker 1: adversity black people say if I wrote a book called
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  Speaker 1: How Not To Get Shot. which is a satirical look
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  Speaker 1: at black people and policing. I wrote a book called
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  Speaker 1: How to Survive America, which was about medical disparities. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote a book called Surrender White People about our fraught
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  Speaker 1: relationship in this country. I wrote a book called Black
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  Speaker 1: Man White House. about the satirical look at the backlash
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  Speaker 1: associated with the Obama presidency. I did a documentary called
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  Speaker 1: The Endangered List, where I satirically tried to get the
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  Speaker 1: black man put on the endangered list. All of them,
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  Speaker 1: the endangered won a Peabody Award, and all of the
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  Speaker 1: others were bestsellers. As a matter of fact, every book
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  Speaker 1: I've ever written was to highlight the injustices leveled at
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  Speaker 1: black people. It wasn't just my talent that I've used.
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  Speaker 1: When there was the Flint water crisis, we went down
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  Speaker 1: there and gave a concert, donated all of that money
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  Speaker 1: to the people in need. When people needed a scholarship
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago, I came, I did a concert, donated all
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  Speaker 1: the money. When there was a murder at Topps grocery
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  Speaker 1: store in Buffalo... We did a concert called Jokes for
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  Speaker 1: Folks at Shea Theater in Buffalo and donated all the
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  Speaker 1: proceeds so the people who were affected by the grocery
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  Speaker 1: store could have food. When the fires in Altadena happened,
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  Speaker 1: I gave concerts every week and donated that money to them.
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  Speaker 1: When Mother Emanuel happened, I went down there and donated
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  Speaker 1: my time and my money to them. As a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, it isn't just my money and time. When
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  Speaker 1: somebody does something to black people, I'm very one of
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  Speaker 1: the first and loudest to say anything. You also made
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  Speaker 1: a point to talk about how I'd never been invited
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  Speaker 1: to the White House. But when I was invited to
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  Speaker 1: the White House, the invitation was in my name. You
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  Speaker 1: were invited by Bill Maher. You were a plus one.
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  Speaker 1: And let's be clear, I'm not jealous of your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with Bill Maher. Bill Maher said out of his mouth
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  Speaker 1: that I was his greatest guest ever. You can Google it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say it.
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  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped being his greatest guest ever when Bill Maher
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  Speaker 1: did some of the very things that some of the
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  Speaker 1: very things I could not abide. I could not abide
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  Speaker 1: the way he constantly assaulted black people. I could not
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  Speaker 1: be his friend or be in his presence anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: made that decision. What I find ironic is when I
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  Speaker 1: stepped off, you stepped in. The things I couldn't take,
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  Speaker 1: you could. You went to the White House with Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher under the auspices of talking about HBCUs and the
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  Speaker 1: black unemployment rate. But I know this for sure. When
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  Speaker 1: you go as somebody's plus one, and even according to Bill,
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  Speaker 1: you were perfect. When somebody describes you as perfect, that
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  Speaker 1: means you were quiet. When you're a guest or a
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  Speaker 1: plus one, you get that same speech our mama used
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  Speaker 1: to give us. Don't ask for shit, don't touch shit,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't getting it. So you showed up there
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  Speaker 1: and you were quiet that you sat there in the
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  Speaker 1: place that our ancestors built, our ancestors built with a
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  Speaker 1: man who has done everything to erode our history, everything
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  Speaker 1: to destroy the black people of compliments of their accomplishment.
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  Speaker 1: And you obviously sat silent because the first thing Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher says is you are perfect. You don't talk about
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  Speaker 1: a guest you respect like that. You talk about a
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  Speaker 1: pet or a child like that. And in the end,
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  Speaker 1: in the end, what you thought was great, you talked
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  Speaker 1: about how nice and he could have been more deferential
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  Speaker 1: to you. And the very things that you were coming
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  Speaker 1: to address with him, because I know when I think
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  Speaker 1: that there's going to be a room with Kid Rock,
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump and Bill Maher, I know the concerns of
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  Speaker 1: black people are first and foremost. I know this is
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  Speaker 1: probably going to be better for black people than almost
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  Speaker 1: anything that ever happened. But the very concerns you pretended
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  Speaker 1: to be worried about were fomented by those two men.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Maher was a veritable amplification system for the war
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  Speaker 1: on D.I. and woke. He did that every single week
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  Speaker 1: for years. As a matter of fact, there's no discernible
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  Speaker 1: difference between the rhetoric he espoused and the attack that
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  Speaker 1: the Trump administration took. That man disrespected you to your face.
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  Speaker 1: And it seems like all you have is smoke for us.
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  Speaker 1: Never them. You call your podcast straight shooter because you
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  Speaker 1: shoot straight at us. Never them. And then in the end,
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  Speaker 1: you talked about how he couldn't have been nicer and
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  Speaker 1: how you go back again. But that's not what he says.
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  Speaker 1: What he says that it was a waste of time
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  Speaker 1: and that you'll never be invited back. So your presence
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  Speaker 1: there accomplished nothing. You were worried about the fact that
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  Speaker 1: black women are unemployed. Why are they unemployed? Because of
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  Speaker 1: Project 2025, which everybody knew what happened. You talked about HBCUs.
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  Speaker 1: You talked about that $ 500 million that he did a
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  Speaker 1: shell game for and put it together. It's already money
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  Speaker 1: that was allocated. He took it from other minorities and
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  Speaker 1: put it somewhere else. He robbed DeAndre to play Malik,
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  Speaker 1: and you bragged about it. And now, again, Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: took today to use his longest post ever on social
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  Speaker 1: media to deride you and Bill Maher's presence there. That
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  Speaker 1: it was a waste of time, just like we knew
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  Speaker 1: it would be. The reason I waited for Tamondi to respond,
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  Speaker 1: because I knew he would do something. I knew he
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  Speaker 1: would do it. Time after time after time. You ask
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  Speaker 1: me what I did for black people. What I don't
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  Speaker 1: do is constantly have myself in the presence of men
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  Speaker 1: and women who only mean us harm. I don't platform
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  Speaker 1: people like Brandon Tatum and what he did to Nolan Wells.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't sit in the company
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  Speaker 1: of men and women who only bring us harm. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give them comfort. You asked me what I did
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  Speaker 1: for black people. I told you. What I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you I do for black people and have done for
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  Speaker 1: black people is my very best. My very best. All
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  Speaker 1: the time, whether people like it or not, I do
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  Speaker 1: my very best. Can you say the same? You said
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  Speaker 1: that I was full of s * * * while
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  Speaker 1: you sat there and let that man s * * *
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  Speaker 1: all over you. That's a little note from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazz.
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  Speaker 1: She's smart.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 8: Meta was ordered to pay $ 25 billion in penalties by
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  Speaker 8: a New Mexico court as part of a data privacy
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  Speaker 8: case that stemmed from the company's analytical scandal nearly a
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  Speaker 8: decade ago. The penalty comes after a jury in the
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  Speaker 8: Santa Fe courthouse found a social media giant liable for
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  Speaker 8: misleading state citizens about how it safeguards collector user information.
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  Speaker 1: You know, because information is the new colonization.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want land. They want information. Yep. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what's so interesting? They talk about it's a war
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  Speaker 1: against AI, against China. You know how many data centers
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  Speaker 1: the United States of America has? About 5,000. You know
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  Speaker 1: how many China have? About 500.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not a battle for that.
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  Speaker 9: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: They're using, and you know, all these rural people who
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  Speaker 1: thought Trump was going to be their savior, now they
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  Speaker 1: have no land.
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  Speaker 2: No land, no water, no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And I just don't feel, look at the Indians getting
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  Speaker 1: you back. Big payback.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I hope to name the data center Cochise.
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  Speaker 8: I shouldn't be laughing at that, but I am.
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  Speaker 2: I hope the.
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  Speaker 1: Data center name is Geronimo. I hope it is.
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  Speaker 2: So experts say... Shut up, DL.
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  Speaker 8: Experts say jangling a set of keys next to someone
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  Speaker 8: while they are sleeping might help them remember where they
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  Speaker 8: put their house keys or car key. Playing their footsteps
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  Speaker 8: could help them remember where they left anything, their shoes. Also,
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  Speaker 8: hearing a car engine might help you remember where you
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  Speaker 8: parked your car when you got home last night.
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  Speaker 2: Experts say believing.
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  Speaker 8: They believe that hearing sounds linked to objects is what
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  Speaker 8: helps to reactivate the memory where those objects are being stored.
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  Speaker 1: That seems relatively credible, but I would say don't jangle
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  Speaker 1: keys next to a s * * * that just
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  Speaker 1: got out. I would say that.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I would say don't jangle too much of anything next
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  Speaker 8: to somebody while they're sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't do that at all.
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  Speaker 2: What you jangling over my head?
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  Speaker 1: What is that lock up? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. So it is the D.O. Hughley show. I
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  Speaker 1: remember One Voice Jeopardy plus my school of real good
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  Speaker 1: book learning. Yeah, that's going to be it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a good hour here. That's going to be very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask this question tomorrow. Now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know any. No, I'm not even going to ask. I'll
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  Speaker 1: do it. I'll save it. Why would any black person
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  Speaker 1: trust Donald Trump and go to the White House and
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  Speaker 1: put themselves out? Have you ever seen anybody like Stephen
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  Speaker 1: A really mortgage his reputation to go there?
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  Speaker 2: I think he thought he was different.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, he is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a different kind.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe the reason his head is shaped like that
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  Speaker 1: because he's always pulling it out of a white dude's ass.
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe it's like I swear to God, maybe he
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  Speaker 1: has that cone Hershey's Kiss shape. Because he's always genuflecting. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's interesting?
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  Speaker 10: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Never once, not once, not once. The only time he
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  Speaker 1: ever gets mad is when you say something about him.
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  Speaker 1: And it's only got to be a black somebody black
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  Speaker 1: says something about him. Not once have you, and we
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  Speaker 1: Googled this, not once has he said anything about Nolan
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  Speaker 1: Wells or Colin Wiley. Not once. You know who he
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  Speaker 1: talked about? He talked about Carmelo Anthony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: He talked about Carmelo Anthony. So he talked about him.
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  Speaker 1: He stays away from things that he knows his keepers
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  Speaker 1: aren't going to like.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he platformed by... The funny thing I find funny
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  Speaker 1: is both Bill Maher and Brandon Tatum and his wife
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  Speaker 1: used to love me when I was doing the jokes
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  Speaker 1: that didn't hurt their feelings. I'm pretty sure she had
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  Speaker 1: an altar to me in her house, right? I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: Not an altar.
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  Speaker 2: A baby one.
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  Speaker 1: He was small.
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  Speaker 4: I love him.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Leave the oranges at your feet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how you set up in a company.
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  Speaker 1: You get more mad at us than you ever do
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  Speaker 1: for them. You got mad at LeBron for going on
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee's show, but you can't understand why black people
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  Speaker 1: mad at you for going to the White House? You
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  Speaker 1: funnel head bastard. Let me tell you something. All right.
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  Speaker 1: My school of real good book learners.
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  Speaker 2: You sure that's all? You got anything else?
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  Speaker 1: Act like I ain't nobody. I got 12 million people
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  Speaker 1: listening to me.
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  Speaker 2: All right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I could go everywhere you can go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He did try to come for you. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what's funny? If I acted like him tomorrow, this is
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  Speaker 1: no debate. If I said the things he say, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be nobody's plus one. They would fly me out
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  Speaker 1: to the White House and put me up like a
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  Speaker 1: prize turkey. They would have me sit next to Trump
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  Speaker 1: around the table and be like, oh man, we got.
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  Speaker 4: One.
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  Speaker 1: Two things would happen.
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  Speaker 4: We got him.
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  Speaker 1: Two things would happen. That would happen and tomorrow my
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  Speaker 1: radio show would have two people listening to it.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow you would not have a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't have a show. I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You come back and tell me it's Hugh's dad. It's
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: the Jasmine and Skip show.
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  Speaker 10: That's a wrap.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't why I do it, but that's how much
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  Speaker 1: you act like I ain't nobody. Yeah. I can't walk
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  Speaker 1: down the street without people coming up to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 10: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I think that some of the things I have done,
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  Speaker 1: my ancestors have smiled at.
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  Speaker 8: I tell you one thing, him sitting up in that
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  Speaker 8: White House, the black folks that built it were not smiling.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I tell you what, I bet you what, some
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  Speaker 1: of them chairs was rattling.
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Here's Jamal Kingsley, the military man.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, hosting this time
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: One Voyage Jeopardy, where we give you lyrics from artists
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: from the One Voyage crews and our contestants will try
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: to solve the puzzle. Today, we have two DJs. That
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: means they should have a vast knowledge of music. Introducing
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: DJ Wire.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: What's up, what's up, what's up? And the world famous
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: DJ Steve Nice.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: What's good, people?
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: All right, let's get this party started. DJ Wire, the
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: first one is for you.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Here are the lyrics.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: When I see you walking down, down the street so fine.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: Don't you know you really, you really blow my mind.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: And when you came along and gave my heart a
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: brand new song.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, you did.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: What is that song? I can't call it. I can't
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: call it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: That is one of the stars from the One Voyage Cruise,
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Lovey Dovey by Tony Terry.
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  Speaker 2: When I see you walking down.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that might be a little bit outside of your wheelhouse,
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: but that's okay. Now that I'm thinking about it, I
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: should have switched them. Here's the next one for you,
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: DJ Steve Nice.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: See ya. Well, that is T.I. You didn't give me
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: the song, though, but we'll give you partial credit.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much, Rubber Band Man from T.I., another
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: artist from the One Voyage Cruise.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: All right, here's the last one. If any of you know,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: you just jump right in.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: You know you ought to slow down. You've been working
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: too hard. And that's a fact. Sit back and relax
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Take some time to laugh and smile. Dang.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Ah, I don't know it, but I know the lyrics.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: That is the SOS band.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Take your time.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Take your time.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Do it right.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: Another superstar artist right there, my brother.
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Now it is time to present another diploma from D.L. School,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: a real good book learning. Who do we have on
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the phone?
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Leron.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Leron, how you doing?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Where you calling us from?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Fort Worth, Texas. Oh, Fort Worth, Texas.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Not by stop six. Not by stop six. Is it
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: by there? Because we're going to have to hang.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: Up if it is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: We can't take a chance if our phone's coming up missing.
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: Listen.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Skip, he's from Plano. You know, he think
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: he's too good for you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm down with Funky Town. I know that's what's up.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, tell us how the game is played, Skip.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to give you a word, and
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: a word you're going to have to use in a sentence.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: After I give it to you, Jasmine will attempt to
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: use it in a sentence.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Then D.L.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Will use it in a sentence. We'll see who got
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: it right. And then you will earn your prestigious diploma
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: to D.L.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: School of Real Good Book Learning. Are you ready?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Today's word is quasatum. Use quasatum in a sentence.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad I am first.
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  Speaker 4: I hate I did. That's Fort Worth. That's Fort Worth
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: right there, bro.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It is. Quasatum.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: It's only a four-hour show.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm aware.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm aware.
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: I hate I had to quasatum the answer on a
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: limited time.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, that ain't going to be close. We should
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: stop right now.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Come on now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: That was a horrible answer.
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: Come on.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: So I found myself in a bit of a quasada
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: the other day when I couldn't figure out what to wear.
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Uh dm um uh my daughter ryan is aka jasmine
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: is a delta and uh we hope tyler one day
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: will grow up and be a quasado well let me
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: The closest one would actually be Mr. Fort Worth. I'm
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: just saying.
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: Why, why?
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine, a quasatum is that which is sought or the
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: answer to a problem.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: See?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: The quasatum to your problem might come to you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: After some quiet reflection. So congratulations. Congratulations.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Boo!
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Stop booing him!
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: You have earned a prestigious degree from D.L.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: 's School of Real Book Learning.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Of course he can learn.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: He's at top 60.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: He has nothing else to do.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Stop it!
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Right. Get it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Get it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: I've been to see you two times at all of
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: your improv. Oh, there you go.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: See?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You have excellent taste.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Give him two degrees.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, thank you so much for calling. You know
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: we appreciate it, Big Daddy. Thank you, now. Take care.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Take care.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: We recognize some of the funniest comedians. Some you know,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: some you don't. Welcome to the stage, Country Wayne.
• 20:55
  Speaker 12: I do a lot of situations. I learned so much
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: about women. That's why I don't never have to go
• 20:58
  Speaker 12: to therapy. Women, instead of going to therapy, talk to
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: Country Wayne. I talk to you. Stop going to therapy.
• 21:04
  Speaker 12: That therapy ain't going to save your relationship. Ain't no
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: relationship fighting for a button. Your relationship with Jesus. I
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: told my baby mama, they say, why don't you believe
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: in Jesus so much, but you got all these broken homes?
• 21:14
  Speaker 12: I say, because God put me in your life to
• 21:15
  Speaker 12: leave you. I say, God put me in your life
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: for me to leave you so you could get closer
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: to him. Because you trying to put me first sometimes.
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: You trying to put this, not even put me first,
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: you trying to put this relationship first. And so I
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: got to remove myself. so you can get your relationship
• 21:41
  Speaker 12: right with God. Because you ain't read the Bible all day,
• 21:45
  Speaker 12: but in my phone reading the text message. But God
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: done text you in the book.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Hallelujah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: But a therapist will mess up your relationship, man.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: My ex went and talked to a therapist, messed up
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the whole relationship.
• 22:02
  Speaker 12: The therapist told her something stupid. The therapist told her,
• 22:04
  Speaker 12: tell Wayne, next time he get the urge to cheat,
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: think about cheating. confess it to you and the urge
• 22:11
  Speaker 12: to leave him.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: She say it's about the confession. She say because it's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: in you.
• 22:14
  Speaker 12: She say confessing sometimes sets you free. She came home
• 22:18
  Speaker 12: and told me that. She say, Wayne, my therapist say
• 22:20
  Speaker 12: next time you get the urge to cheat or think
• 22:21
  Speaker 12: about cheating, just talk to me about it and confess it.
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: I said, girl, I'm not going to be talking to
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: you all day. I'll be waking you up out your sleep.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: Hurry up.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about it, because I'm about to act like
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I gotta go pick up some food, so.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: She said, Wayne, it ain't funny. Everything ain't no joke.
• 22:45
  Speaker 12: Life is not a joke. She said, stop playing with me.
• 22:47
  Speaker 12: She said, next time you think about cheating, just let
• 22:48
  Speaker 12: me know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Keep it real.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get mad. Just confess it. I said,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 22:53
  Speaker 12: Next day, I'm sitting home. Side chick hit my phone.
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: I'm walking to the door. She must have felt it
• 22:58
  Speaker 12: in her spirit. She said, Wayne, where you going? I said,
• 23:01
  Speaker 12: it's about that time. She said, Kimmel, let me talk
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: to you. She said, Wayne, why would you? She said,
• 23:08
  Speaker 12: here you go. Got a good healthy meal right here
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: in your face. But why would you go out there
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: in the world and get a snack?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I said, baby, you right. You good and healthy for me.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I just want some junk food.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: She said, you want some junk food?
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: She said, I got your junk food. She said, come here.
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: This girl, y'all, took me in the room and made
• 23:28
  Speaker 12: love to me like she never made before. When I
• 23:30
  Speaker 12: told y'all, she woke me up, made me confess everything
• 23:32
  Speaker 12: I was about to do.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: It worked. I didn't want to go nowhere. She woke
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: me up. She was proud. She looked at me after
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: we was done.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: She said, Wayne, how you feeling now? I said, baby,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: I have to try again tomorrow.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: My mama ain't raised no quitter.
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: So it is on this Wednesday, I'm going to be
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: in Detroit for the turn up and turn out and vote.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to be a lot of community figures
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: there that are encouraging you to vote. I voted today.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I see your sticker.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I voted yesterday.
• 24:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Like they ain't getting me.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Ain't playing around.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I walk past him. I'm like, why do you know
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: how this go?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm doing. You know what I'm doing
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: over here.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I got a jury summons.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I'll tell you something.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: We don't have the same courts.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: No, we don't.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Mine is a fancy one. Yours isn't fancy. It is too.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I got one a.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Couple months ago. Yours is not fancy. You got to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: go to Van Nuys Court.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that silence.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: So I got mine a couple months ago and I
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: got terrified because I really didn't pay it any attention
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: and missed it. So I had to log on and
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: go through all these shenanigans to make sure I didn't
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: get in trouble. And they were like, no, no, we'll
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: get you again. And so they sent me another one
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: last week for November.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you what, I went one time.
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: Did you?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was in there. It says, what is it?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: It is the one in Malibu. Man, I was like,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: They sent you smooth home, didn't they?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: They sure did. I said, if it's a cop, he's guilty.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: If it's a black man, he's not. They said, you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: in the beanie hat, get out. We don't need you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I just, I cannot be. I'm telling
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you that I can't be fair. I cannot. Well, I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: can be fair, but not in the way that you need.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I wore a Public Enemy shirt to mine.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: No, man.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Did you?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put Angela Davis on my shirt and go.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: But, you know, sometimes they have, that didn't work one time.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man. Oh, you've done it more than once? Yeah, man,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: they had me there for two days one time. I'm like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't do nothing wrong.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Lock me up.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, uh-uh, uh-uh. Because, you know, a lot
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of people will say that they won't do those things
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to get out. And this time they're like, well, we'll
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: just see.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: We'll just take our chances.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, okay, I'm just telling you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Guilty.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: A rat bit my sister's nail and Whitey's on the move.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: But that's not what we ask you about, but that's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: how I'm going to answer it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I know. I was, man, I'm telling you, I am
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: not for it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not for the people. Do you know that that
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: was where I had to go to court is the
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: court that OJ's trial was originally set at.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And they moved it to downtown. Boy, that would have
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: been in jail still.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: He'd have been done. Still.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: He was so glad for that change of venue.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: Man, I'm sure he was. I'm kind of excited about
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: doing jury duty.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: We need to be.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to get in there.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And hear the whole story. I want to hear the tooth.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Ain't no
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: interesting things out there.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I just want to see what's going on. Plus, I'm
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: just nosy. I like to, you know.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you that time? Okay, I guess I
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: got to get on and do some more of the show.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Because my stories just take a long time.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: They do. But they're good, though. And welcome back to
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: Let's get to know more about the sensual Kenny Lattimore
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: with For the Hard Way.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You're never going.
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: To let that down. What is the.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Kinkiest thing you ever did to gospel music? Great quote.
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: To gospel music?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Look at his face.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow. That's a good one. I think you stumped me.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I didn't think I was getting stumped today.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Speaking of stumped, I actually went to his trip, Joy,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: when Kirk Franklin's stock came on. At Mons Venus in Tampa.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: In Tampa.
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: I can imagine that.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And her name was Kazmina. But her name was really Kazmina.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: So, top that, Kenny.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Top that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You never done nothing for me.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: It could be a BB and CC1. You can shout us.
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: You can really.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You know you've been started in the moment and then
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: that line of Richie, come on.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: And I said Jesus. Oh my goodness.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: I came from gospel where people used to criticize me. Oh,
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: you're singing the devil's music and all that. But I
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: was like, yeah, don't tell me that you listen to
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: gospel music when you're getting busy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I come from that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: So you, the.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Thought you were secular.
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: Yes oh yes he's going secular but you never have
• 28:14
  Speaker 11: knocked nobody off to a gospel song I really I promise.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You even by mistake like by mistake.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Not even by mistake not even a hymn.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No I'm not talking about Brandon that was about a
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: dog that's true.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: No BB and CC one not.
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: Even BB and CC no didn't get that picture in
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: my mouth I'm lost without you that's kind of me
• 28:35
  Speaker 11: never would have made it never would have made it yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Have you ever stalked a girl before?
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: No, but I've been stalked.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can believe that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I can imagine.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never, never been a stalker.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Never?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Let me explain the way this works here. We say something.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You don't just give us small answers. We get out loud. Now,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: who stalked you?
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: Oh, okay. I don't know the girl's name, but I
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: had literally a person come to my house, get on
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: airplane flights, fly across the country.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: She was committed.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: She had money.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Was she fine when she got there?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Wait a second.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: She's beautiful.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: She came to your church?
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: She came to the church.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: She's beautiful. Were you married then?
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: No, I wasn't married either. I remember my boy with
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: my manager at the time. We were in another city.
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: Ran into her and he was like.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: what's going on?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: This girl is over here.
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: I said, that's my stalker. He looked at her and
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: he was like, she.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Can stalk me.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: She can stalk me.
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: I was like, no, you don't get it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: You don't want crazy to stalk you.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: I had a stalker.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, you had one too?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Mom does not count.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: She was heavy.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: She was heavy.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: All right. So you make traditional love songs, right?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: You ever put on an album of music for losers,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: people who are horrible at love? Like they might be stalkers,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: but then you put this song out.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: You know, I have to think about this subject matter.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Stoppers need music, too. They need love.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: They need music. Like a sensual instruction song.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: These are your boundaries.
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: Say it real sweet.
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, boundaries.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: These are your boundaries. There you go.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: On the new album, Restraining Order.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: By the sensual Kenny Lamar.
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: And speaking about love songs, in your opinion, what is
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: the best love song ever written?
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: Ever written?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ever.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: To you what kind of love eros love or like
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: sexual love like i think of marvin gay i got
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: a chance to sing for the marvin gay stamp y'all
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: know marvin gay has a stamp now and uh i
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: thought about what could i sing and i couldn't sing any.
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: Of the sensual songs why not Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 11: Well, I think it was, you know, I guess it
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: was considered not appropriate for the occasion.
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: But, man, you sure loved the ball.
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: Ooh.
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: That's a go.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: Right in the mood.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: So Marvin Gaye has a stamp. He does, right?
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: He has a stamp. Isn't that great?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: What place was this that it wasn't appropriate to sing a.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Marvin Gaye song while they were giving him a stamp?
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: Well, you sure loved the ball. A sensual Marvin Gaye song.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't sing it on Father's Day.
• 31:06
  Speaker 12: I know that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: He went singing, let's get it on, let's get it on.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: And Marvin's not here anymore.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you play too hard.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I want you back. It is the D.L. Hughley Show,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. If you're going to be in Chicago,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I'm there at the Regal Theater along with Don Lemon
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: for D.L.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: And D.L.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: So I got to go to Wednesday. I'll be in Detroit.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Will you hang out with Abdul El-Sayed?
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: Abdul El-Sayed.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And then I will be in Bimini for the One
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Voice Cruise.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Bimini.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Then I will be in Chicago. So it's going to.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: You got a lot going on.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. It's happening. Charlie's Boy. You know, a
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: big shout out to Baltimore. How's your book doing, by
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the way?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: It's doing great.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: The big shout out to Baltimore. You know, they had
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: 2,000 people at the book signing.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Did you sign 2,000 books?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. I just read it and
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: had Delta. She was wonderful. Of course she was. We talked.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I met the coolest librarian in the world. He was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a librarian, but he looked like he sold weed. No,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to be funny. When he walked
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: up to me, I thought it was somebody that security
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: should have arrested. But there wasn't. It was his library.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And it was a folk library. It's dope. It's beautiful.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: It's called what?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Polk.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Polk Library.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: One of the oldest libraries. You know, one of the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: old library buildings. And it was people upstairs and downstairs.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful, man. Baltimore's always been. Baltimore's one of
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the reasons we get to be a syndicated show, because
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: they held us down for so long.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, they have. I love somebody more.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: And Gary.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Did you see Gary? Yes, Gary was there. And I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: told the story about, you know, I was telling the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: story about me and Tyler having a fallout. And Ryan
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: had come. She just happened to be in D.C. And
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Ryan stood up and said, I'm not the daughter he's
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: I'm the straight one.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Said, I'm not the one who did all that. She
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: sure did. Me and Skip had a good time at
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the one in Dallas, too.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: It was out in Fort Worth.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It was dope. I had Big Boy call me. I
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: had my man Muggs call me. Because, you know, I
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: told you what happened with my housekeeper.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You said she got emotional.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: She came in and started crying.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: I think it's awesome that people get to see an
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: emotional side of you and a very personal side of
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: you as well. I watched all of that Angie Martinez
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: video interview.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It was very good.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You watched it happen. What are you talking about? You
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: was there when it happened.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Don't blow it. I'm saying. But you never know if
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: how you see it is how they're going to edit it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, you never know.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Like you and me in the podcast. Like Skip in
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the radio show. We do the.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Best we can with what you give us.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'm always subject to you all's interpretation. Here he is,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning, doing double duty to
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: expose racism in our everyday lives.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, here to expose
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: Why is it?
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Apple AirPods only come in white. Is it because if
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: they were black, no one would listen?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Think about it, my brother.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: And why is it when you bang your toe on
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: the bed at night, your toenail turns black? Is it
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: because when you think of black, it always reminds you
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: of pain?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Think about it, my brother. I was watching an old
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: time Western movie. And why is it good.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Guys wear white hats, but the bad guys always wear
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: black hats? I guess you're going to try to tell
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: me that good guys wear white and bad guys wear
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: black when everybody knows bad guys wear blue.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Think about it, my brother. This has been Jamal Kingsley,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: the Militant Man.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: And until next time, stay woke and think about it,
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: my brother.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Jazz man. What, man? Tell these good people what's trendy.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Well, besides you and Stephen A. Smith all weekend, wow.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: What the heck is going on? Now, we already know
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: what's happening. You know, I guess you guys, you know,
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you're good friends or not, but.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: We are not.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: You know, he tried to take your neck off.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Talking about all kinds of crazy stuff. Everybody was calling me,
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: asking me about it. Everybody was talking about the fact
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: that he did this whole rant about you. I know
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: we've talked about it, but it seems like it's not
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: slowing down.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Of course, you went after him. He came after you.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: It's like, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: I don't know who went after who first. But I
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: can tell you one thing. You're not going to run
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: out of gas on him.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I know that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: If I was him, I'd just take seven seats.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And I am ten.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I would take seven.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not tired.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: Just saying.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: Also trending over the weekend. I saw where this three
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: year old soccer player.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Did you guys see this? I like that name, though.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Super cool. I tell you what, he's really good at soccer.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: That the parents of the other kids call the police
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: because they say he's too good. He's had the ball
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: for too long. This is not how it works. You
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: can't help if the kid is good or not. Tell
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: your kids to get their game together. He was three
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: and they were five.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I know. He playing up two years.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: He was giving it to them.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. And somebody said something during that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: The parents are like, well, sports is about Letting everybody play. No,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: that's what you guys have made it. Sports is about
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the best person getting the most time.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: That is exactly right.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Now, you guys have morphed it into that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Which is why we have these people that think they
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: can do stuff they aren't. Sports is about seeing if
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: your ass, if you came on, your name was on
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: that list. You made the cut. If you didn't, you what?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You cried until the next time.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: That's how it goes. That's it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan got cut before.
• 37:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: So.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: And of course, people are sharing, you know, you saw it,
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Donald Trump calling out Nicki Minaj's Ass.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: You can say ass.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: He clearly is obsessed with ass.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: President can say ass. I know I can say ass.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, he went after, first he was after the
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Ohio senatorial candidates. He was talking about his ass.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Man, didn't need to tell my heart.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: This is a lot.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Hold up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Did you see Nikki get on stage and talk about,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: we have to protect the children?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Did you see your, ain't your ex-husband? From your husband?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: And your brother?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: And your brother?
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We do need to protect the children.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: From you!
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: But that's what's trending.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Between you and that dude, you know how many victims
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: there are?
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: Yes, I do.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I can count them.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: You know, in Halloween, that's what they're going to be, victims.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: That's what they'll be.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Next, we got to protect the kids from your mother
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and husband.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: How crazy is that?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness. That's going to do it for us,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L. Hughley showing you the
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: 2026 edition of Case You Were Going to Be at
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the Regal. Excuse me. Is it the Regal Theater in Chicago?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: But somebody look while I stall. Of course, I'm going
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to be in Detroit on Wednesday. before they get out
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: and both drive out. I'm going to meet El Sayed.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, Abdul El Sayed.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Man, they don't want him. They don't want it with
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: that dude, man.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: No, they don't.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: That's a bright dude. He does not play around. And
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: he look like he can beat Mike Rogers in a
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: debate and whoop his ass. He ain't your regular Egyptian.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: He is not.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: He's like, have you heard of me?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Man, you can tell he's an Egyptian from Detroit. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: he ain't one of them ones. He not one of
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: them ones.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: He ain't Cairo, brother.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He's an ejection from seven miles.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, you saw it long enough. It's the Chicago Theater.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. The Chicago Theater in... Yes, in Chicago.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: The Chicago Theater in Eaglewood.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn besides my schedule that
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: So I saw over the weekend, I hated to see this,
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: you know, this shooting in Florida A & M during
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: the homecoming.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: They have arrested a 15 year old suspect. Thank God.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: And he's he uh is expected to face 11 counts
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: of attempted second degree murder in court as he should
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: when you consider 12 injured six children were shot it's
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: just sad we'll be praying for the families.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And jesus christ you know there you go be careful
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you know indeed yes indeed Skip, my man Cheatham, what
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: did you learn today, baby boy?
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I like to watch a lot of sports, man,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: and I really hated to see this, man. Oklahoma City
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Thunderstar Jalen Williams had.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Just come back off an injury last year.
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: I saw that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: And he has a severe ankle injury, and that was
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: a rough one right there. So, man, so proud.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Prayers to him and his family. Yeah, that's a rough
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: one right there.
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: I hate to see those kind of injuries.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I saw that. That looked horrible, too. Prayers up for him.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: On the next D.L. Hughley Show, sometimes people get really
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: upset with the things I say, so we're going to
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: give them an opportunity to vent with our segment called F.U.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: D.L.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Hughley.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Plus, we're going to honor someone's benevolence as the human
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: being of the week. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. We
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle, my
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots to go.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.