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Hour 3 - All Over the Map · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Knock, knock, who's there? That's our number three, our number three.
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Speaker 1: And we asked the question, how would you describe Shadur Sanders'
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Speaker 1: status entering the final hours before the twenty twenty five draft. Also,
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Speaker 1: is Dion Sanders' influence over Shadur's NFL future a positive
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Speaker 1: or a negative? We'll discuss that. And what do you
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Speaker 1: make of Jalen Milroe, the Alabama quarterback, being compared to
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Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts and now to Lamar Jackson. Wow, discuss all
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Speaker 1: of those things in mark get ready for our number three.
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Speaker 1: All over the map, all over the map. Wel come,
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Speaker 1: I leave this hour from the NFL. And if you
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Speaker 1: look at the date on your phone or you you
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Speaker 1: can hear it if you're blind. It says right there
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Speaker 1: it's the twenty third day of April. And that means
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Speaker 1: you know what it means. It twas the night before
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Speaker 1: the draft, when all through the house not a creature
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Speaker 1: was stirring, not even a mouse. It's true. The fans
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Speaker 1: were nestled, all snug in their beds, with visions of
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Speaker 1: sugar plums and high draft picks dancing in their heads.
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Speaker 1: So we're getting ready for the NFL draft. YadA, YadA, YadA.
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Speaker 1: That's all the poetry that will be on the show.
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Speaker 1: So the story you're the big storyline around the draft,
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Speaker 1: based on my minutes long Mallar investigation, continues to be
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Speaker 1: the buzzards circling around Shader Sanders, the spawn of Dion.
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Speaker 1: So if you haven't been following as you're getting ready
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Speaker 1: for the draft, we'll have live draft coverage on these
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Speaker 1: airwaves coming up on Thursday and streamed video feed, video
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Speaker 1: feed on the YouTube. But here on Fox Sports Radio,
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Speaker 1: live coverage throughout the night, and we're hearing the pets
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Speaker 1: Burg stealers. These Steelers are said to be quote preparing,
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Speaker 1: preparing in case should earth Sanders slips out of the
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Speaker 1: top ten of the draft. Now, how do you prepare it?
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Speaker 1: Not like preparing for an earthquake, like you're supposed to
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Speaker 1: know that you get into the doorway and you have
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Speaker 1: to try to avoid things falling on your head if
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Speaker 1: there's an earthquake. Is that like preparing for a hurricane,
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Speaker 1: you know, knowing where to go? How does one prepare
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Speaker 1: for should Ur Sanders falling out of the top that
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Speaker 1: the language is so stupid that is used. Now that
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Speaker 1: report comes amid chatter that the in Insers, the Steelers
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Speaker 1: are actually looking to trade back back back back back
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Speaker 1: back in the first round. However, that would not necessarily
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Speaker 1: take them out of consideration for Chadur Sanders because there
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Speaker 1: is chatter we talked about this in a previous episode
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Speaker 1: of the show that the Sanders sweepstakes eh not likely
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Speaker 1: the right word to use, considering there are reports that
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Speaker 1: he is going to fall out of the first round.
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Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. The question for the
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Speaker 1: esteem panel, how would you describe Schadur Sanders' stats entering
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Speaker 1: not really says his status? His status entering the final
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Speaker 1: few hours. You got all day today and then usually
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Speaker 1: everything gets shut down until the draft. They don't want
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Speaker 1: to announce anything until once the draft begins. So the
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Speaker 1: final hours, what is the status update for Chardur Sanders?
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Speaker 1: As we get closer and closer to the kickoff in
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Speaker 1: Green Bay of the d I've got my observation. You've
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Speaker 1: got the old spaghetti factory, nineteen eighties, television and Disneyland,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we are going to make some delicious fresh cheese. Which
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Speaker 1: if you go to the draft, you're in the Holy
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Speaker 1: Land of the cheese there in Wisconsin. So take full advantage.
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Speaker 2: Now, numb burn, I can't get that up number Well, no,
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Speaker 2: it still I said number one.
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Speaker 1: So to ask the question, how would you describe the
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Speaker 1: status of Shoudar Sanders as we head into the final hours?
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Speaker 1: If you will, before the Draft for a dramatic it's
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Speaker 1: like walking a tightrope, walking a tightrope. It is a
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Speaker 1: precarious situation. Is it true that Shaddeur Sanders is the
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Speaker 1: great unknown? Great unown? The Draft is a TV show.
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Speaker 1: We know it's a TV show. It's big business. And Sanders'
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Speaker 1: story is as the world turns. It's like a soap opera. Ooh,
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Speaker 1: what's going to happen? High drama. If you have good TV,
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Speaker 1: you gotta have drama, very important. There's an executive named
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Speaker 1: John who works at NBC who's one of the advisors
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Speaker 1: on Benny Versus the Penny. And John's like this grizzled
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Speaker 1: lifetime TV guy, lifetime executive, I mean really good solid
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Speaker 1: TV executive. And he taught me give me like the
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Speaker 1: the inside out TV one on one, but like how
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Speaker 1: it works, and there's nothing really, there's no reality. Everything
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Speaker 1: that happens on TV is planned one way or a no. Right,
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Speaker 1: let me inside the TV. I'm a radio guy, so
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Speaker 1: I've been lucky enough the last couple years through the
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Speaker 1: TV show and so John over there gave me the
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Speaker 1: education on TV. Well, the NFL Draft is a TV show,
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Speaker 1: and as a TV show, you need to have have storylines.
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Speaker 1: And one of the storylines in this draft is Shudeur Sanders,
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Speaker 1: the kid that was born on third base, living the
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Speaker 1: charm life, son of a star. So all the old
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Speaker 1: dudes will be watching because they remember growing up with
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Speaker 1: Dion Sanders, and Dion's still cool, and so everyone's kind
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Speaker 1: of been wondering what's gonna happen with his kid here,
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Speaker 1: But watching and looking at this from a couple steps back,
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Speaker 1: it's like going to a family dinner at the old
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Speaker 1: spaghetti factory and it's the Spaghetti Lovers Special because it's
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Speaker 1: this draft for Shadeur Sanders. It's like eating a big
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Speaker 1: bowl of spaghetti when you're a slob and you get
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Speaker 1: that beautiful tomato sauce, you get that splattered all over.
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Speaker 1: It's like a Jackson Pollock painting. Maybe that's a better
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Speaker 1: way to describe it, but there's just there's the tomato
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Speaker 1: sauce everywhere. It's on your nose, it's it's on your clothes,
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Speaker 1: your ears. You're just a mess. You're just a mess.
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Speaker 1: So there is talk, as we have mentioned in previous episodes,
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Speaker 1: that Shoulder Sanders is going to not even be picked
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Speaker 1: in the first round. He's gonna have to wait till
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Speaker 1: Friday to the old Walk of Shame, even though I
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Speaker 1: don't believe you'll be at the draft, but the Walk
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Speaker 1: of Shame. And then there's others that are convinced while
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Speaker 1: he will be a top ten pick, he's going to
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Speaker 1: be draft in the top ten. This is all nonsen,
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Speaker 1: this is just nonsense. Top ten pick, and he'll be
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Speaker 1: picked at least by the Saints at number nine. They're
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Speaker 1: not going to pass up. They need a quarterback. They're
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Speaker 1: not going to pass this guy up. Now, I say
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Speaker 1: the smart money is he will be drafted near the
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Speaker 1: end of the first round. That's my position at this hour.
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Speaker 1: I'd be surprised he shouldn't be drafted in the first
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Speaker 1: round based on his skill set, but he will be
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Speaker 1: drafted in the first round, late in the first round,
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Speaker 1: late in the first round. So that's my smart money
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Speaker 1: right now. Now, speaking of this page number two, the
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Speaker 1: volume is being turned up around the Shouldar Sanders story,
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Speaker 1: but not about him per se that that's one of
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Speaker 1: the storylines. Another story line here that has been spread
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Speaker 1: from the mouth of Adam Schefter who reports that outside
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Speaker 1: of the Yensers, outside of the Steelers with Mike Tomlin,
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Speaker 1: that any other coach, any other coach who drafts Dion's
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Speaker 1: son shouldure better be very comfortable, very comfortable with their
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Speaker 1: job security. Why well, obvious Komodo dragon in the room
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Speaker 1: is that the first time the team plays poorly and
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Speaker 1: goes through a rough patch, first time that happens, the
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Speaker 1: fan base will be calling for a coaching change, a
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Speaker 1: coaching change, and the speculation will start to swirl about
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Speaker 1: Dion Sanders stepping in, saving his son and saving some
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Speaker 1: woe begone suckbag franchise in the NFL. So I pose
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Speaker 1: the question is Dion sam influence, his immense influence over
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Speaker 1: his son shoulders NFL future a positive or is it
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Speaker 1: a negative? So positive on one side, negative on the other.
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Speaker 1: And the arrow on this one. It's like a nineteen
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Speaker 1: eighties TV show. You take the good, you take the bad,
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Speaker 1: you take them both, and there you have the facts
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Speaker 1: of life. Okay, the facts of here's my position. The
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Speaker 1: arrow is pointing right in the middle, which is not
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Speaker 1: good talk radio, but it's right in the middle with
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Speaker 1: Dion Sanders in the picture. It is a zero sum game.
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Speaker 1: It is a zero some game, meaning coach Pram giveth
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Speaker 1: and Coach Pram take it away for all the aura
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Speaker 1: and the razmataz that Dion Sanders and buy DNA shoulder
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Speaker 1: Sanders inherited for all of that good stuff that Dion provides,
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Speaker 1: and you you're getting a star. Just add water. You're
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Speaker 1: not getting a great player at water. You're getting a star.
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Speaker 1: Add water.
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Speaker 3: So you've got that, But you also have the Boogeyman factor.
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Speaker 3: Boogie Boogie boogie, the Boogeyman. Watch out right, you get
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Speaker 3: the Boogeyman. He casts a long shadow, things that go
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Speaker 3: bump in the night, bumpity bump.
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Speaker 1: Technically, Dion Sanders has already agreed to a massive contract
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Speaker 1: extension that will keep him in Boulder, Colorado through the
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty nine college football season. But you and I know,
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Speaker 1: in fact, everyone and their mother knows that outside of
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Speaker 1: entering the coaching transfer portal to go to another college team,
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Speaker 1: there's a very real possibility that there's some fine print,
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Speaker 1: some minutia that would lead to Dion Sanders being able
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Speaker 1: to walk away and go coach the Cowboys or whoever
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Speaker 1: he wants to. They're not gonna lock him in. He
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Speaker 1: doesn't have an Iron Clan con that he will not
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Speaker 1: be able to leave Colorado. All right now, final point,
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Speaker 1: we move away, believe it or not. There's other draft
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Speaker 1: stuff outside of shooter centers. I know, I'm shocked to
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Speaker 1: I am stunned, but there is other stuff going on.
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Speaker 1: So Alabama quarterback Jalen Milroe, Jalen Milroe, so he is
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Speaker 1: getting a fair amount of smoochy, smoochy, a lot of
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Speaker 1: love from the cottage industry of draft pundits. The pre
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Speaker 1: draft process or process have been very kind to him.
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Speaker 1: Buttering his biscuits. Buttering his biscuits. He has been described
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Speaker 1: as a less polished version of another Jalen. Jalen hurts.
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Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good right now. A lot of people
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Speaker 1: say the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Jalen hurts, that's
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Speaker 1: the way to go. And AFC an AFC coordinator that
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Speaker 1: has not been named, has not been named, says that
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Speaker 1: Jalen Milroe is a better runner than Lamar Jackson was
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Speaker 1: in college. Holy crap. On a cracker Batman. All right,
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Speaker 1: so let us discuss what do you make of Jalen
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Speaker 1: Milroe being compared now, not only to Jalen Hurts of
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Speaker 1: the Eat Hey Gee El Eat Angels and the ravens
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Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson added on to that, so what do I
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Speaker 1: make of it? That is the voodoo Bugaloo is what
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Speaker 1: that is here. It's a curse. It is Disneyland like
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Speaker 1: it is fantasy Land is what it is. Jalen Milroe
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Speaker 1: had a roller coaster, a roller coaster final season at Alabama.
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Speaker 1: He was erratic, capitally erratic, capitally his performance there and
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Speaker 1: really a box of chocolates player like a box of
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Speaker 1: chocolates at Alabama. From week to week, you had no
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Speaker 1: idea which quarterback was going to show up. Some weeks
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Speaker 1: he was an impostor some weeks he looked NFL ready
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Speaker 1: and it was not consistent at all. You never knew
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Speaker 1: what you were going to get, how he was going
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Speaker 1: to perform week to we And if you look at
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Speaker 1: the measurables, he's like a third round pick, third round,
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Speaker 1: fourth round pick, Jalen Milroe, guy that you draft and
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Speaker 1: maybe he turns out to be good in a couple
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Speaker 1: of years. If not no harm, no foul, that's it.
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Speaker 1: He's got below average height, that's a red flag. He's
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Speaker 1: in the first percentile, which is not good. By the way,
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Speaker 1: it sounds good, but it's not first percentile. And hand size,
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Speaker 1: tiny hands, which likely is why those tiny hands were
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Speaker 1: responsible for not one, not two, not three, not four,
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Speaker 1: not five, not six, not seven. How about twenty four
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Speaker 1: fumbles for our Crimson Tide over the last couple of years,
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Speaker 1: twenty four that's an average of twelve fumbles against Southeastern
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Speaker 1: Conference opponents. Methinks that number would guy rocket against NFL opponents,
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Speaker 1: have the riddle of the day. It is. I been
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Speaker 1: here hanging out with you. I noticed out of my
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Speaker 1: what is that? Who's Yes, there's a lot of mail.
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Speaker 1: It appears to be a lot of mail, like many
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Speaker 1: many boxes.
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Speaker 5: We're actually looking for the scissors.
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Speaker 1: Somebody stole the scissors, so you're unable to open the box.
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Speaker 1: I did not I do not have the scissors. I
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Speaker 1: did have the scissors yesterday, did not see I.
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Speaker 5: Could worn to put them back in the boosy scissor holder.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so who would take the scissors?
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Speaker 3: Like?
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Speaker 1: Who? Who's who? Could possibly need scissors that much that
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Speaker 1: they would take the scissors? That's a that's a great question.
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Speaker 1: There's only one pair of scissors. This entire major sports
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Speaker 1: radio network has one pair of scissors. Yes, and they
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Speaker 1: and they were they were broken kind of too.
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Speaker 5: I might have broken that.
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Speaker 1: You might have brought. Well. With all the boxes, you get.
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Speaker 5: A tape on these boxes.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes more people do not want the goodies to fall
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Speaker 1: out of the box. Do we know? With these boxes?
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Speaker 1: That were expected? Are these expected bodies? These were expected?
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Speaker 1: All right? I did get some mail. This is rather
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Speaker 1: odd speaking of this. I got some mail yesterday and
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Speaker 1: it was very kind and I want to thank Mark
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Speaker 1: from Orange Park. Thank you Mark. And my favorite part
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Speaker 1: of this he sent us Jacksonville jumbo shrimp hats, which
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Speaker 1: is the he says, your favorite Triple A affiliate in
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Speaker 1: northeast Florida, and he, you know, gave us all these
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Speaker 1: hats there. And uh, then the Mark's the guy, he says,
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Speaker 1: if he says, Justin shall not receive a jumbo shrimp
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Speaker 1: hat if he is unwilling to wear the Citadel hat
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Speaker 1: that we sent him a couple of years ago. So
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Speaker 1: you I do wear the Citadel hat, by the way.
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Speaker 1: You know that Mark. I met Mark in the Charleston
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Speaker 1: Meet and Meran. But my favorite part of this is
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Speaker 1: that these were given to us as a I believe,
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Speaker 1: like a Christmas care package.
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Speaker 5: That's what it says.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it says, yeah, the Christmas care package. It
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Speaker 1: is late April? Is it not late? I believe it
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Speaker 1: is late April? Like how where have these where have
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Speaker 1: these hats been?
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Speaker 6: Like?
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Speaker 1: How did they fall into a portal?
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Speaker 4: Like?
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Speaker 1: Is there some kind of demon portal in the mail room?
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Speaker 1: But I do want to thank Mark. I thank you.
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Speaker 1: I will add this to my collection, the angry shrimp
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Speaker 1: hat that I will not kosher by the way, but
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Speaker 1: I do thank you for the hat. Time to pay
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Speaker 1: What is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Page Nan Justin, by the way, says he believes Jason
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Speaker 1: Smith stole the scissors. He's claiming that happened. Miguel on
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Speaker 1: five would him, Yeah, it could be. Well, he's a
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Speaker 1: Mets fan, you know. Miguel on Fire. He doesn't let
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Speaker 1: anyone know he's a Mets fan. He never likes to
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Speaker 1: talk about being a Mets fan, or a Knicks fan,
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Speaker 1: or a Jets fan. They very quiet about it. Miguel
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Speaker 1: on Fire says she cried when she found out Jerry
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Speaker 1: was a fan of the oil term gloryhole. Don Juan
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Speaker 1: says something about Jackie Redman. Who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down? Donkey Sauces said, Jerry Jones cried when arguing
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Speaker 1: about peanut butter on a burger. Get very upset about
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Speaker 1: that page down. She heard one of Angry Bill's phone calls.
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Speaker 1: Have you noticed the show has the downloads are up.
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Speaker 1: We've had no Angry Bill phone calls the last couple
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Speaker 1: of days. No Angry Bill phone calls a lot.
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Speaker 7: That reminds me if you want to do a podcast update,
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Speaker 7: you know at some point.
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Speaker 1: We will do this. We have some interesting Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: Viva los Vicki says Buenos Dia has been malarrillad. Jerry Jones'
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Speaker 1: wife cried when she learned Jerry was a hands on owner.
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Speaker 1: I see what you did there. Late Night drug tester
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Speaker 1: says she cried when she lost her barrel race at
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Speaker 1: the Fort Worth Rodeo. Page down. She cried when she
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Speaker 1: learned that Law and Order Organized Crime is no longer
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Speaker 1: on NBC. She was very upset by that. Tammy in
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Speaker 1: Vegas our friend Tammy says she was upset because Jerry
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Speaker 1: wasn't taking her to the ben mallor meet and greet. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: very upsetting, saying we will be in Vancouver, coming up
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Speaker 1: into May, Vancouver, check that out. Lady Sideburn says cried
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Speaker 1: when she learned that Jerry sits down when he goes
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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Number one, What else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down? Freddie says Jerry's wife cried when she found
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Speaker 1: out the Cowboys will never win a Super Bowl again.
23:25
Speaker 1: It'll never ever happen again. Clam says Jerry had plastic surgery.
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Speaker 1: Mister irrigation said she cried when she learned Don Lemon
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Speaker 1: had lost his job at CNN. That's rather random. All right,
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Speaker 1: let's see here. Do you have an answer there? It
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Speaker 1: is not a lot of you glory hole guys. That
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Speaker 1: is not the answer. Fudgie and Fergdog, what say you there? Lorraine?
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Speaker 5: She cried when she found out that he forgot their anniversary.
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Speaker 1: Okay, forgot the anniversary? Is that correct? JT. The women
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Speaker 1: said she cried when she found out the Easter Buddy
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Speaker 1: wasn't real. No, all of those answers fine answers, but
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Speaker 1: they're all wrong. Turns out that Jerry Jones says recently
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Speaker 1: his wife cried when she learned the Mavericks were trading.
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Speaker 5: Luka, Donci, She's not the only one.
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Speaker 1: Put that in your pipe and fire by Nico.
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Speaker 7: All right, Ben, I've used my brute strength just to
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Speaker 7: get into the packages here.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you're very motivated for the packages. They are treats
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Speaker 1: to celebrate your birthday with you. I'm very excited. Well,
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Speaker 1: thank you.
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Speaker 7: They are snickerdoodle flavored treats. None of them are actual snickerdoodles,
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Speaker 7: they're flavored. Yes, we've got snickerdoodle cotton candy, nice snickerdoodle almonds.
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Speaker 1: Who sent this? Who do we need to thank for this?
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Speaker 1: The cake benefactor of Yester Oh, the cake Benefactor's back. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I was very sweet of the cake benefactor. I missed
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Speaker 1: the cake benefactor. That was a great error on the show.
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Speaker 1: I gained about seventy pounds because we got designer cakes,
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Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars cakes every couple of weeks. Yeah. Yeah, well,
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Speaker 1: thank you very kind of you. So we'll go through
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Speaker 1: there very nice, and there's like there's other boxes in
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Speaker 1: there too, there's other things in there. Yeah. These are
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Speaker 1: these are Loraino boxes. The other one is Lorraina boxes.
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Speaker 1: Is it your birthday, Lorraina, Happy birthday, Happy birth daylor Mana. Yeah, congratulations, yeah,
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Speaker 1: very nice. All right, let's go to the phones. I
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Speaker 1: still need a contested. If I don't get one soon,
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Speaker 1: we're just gonna blow off too much, not enough, we
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Speaker 1: won't play the game. So eight seven seven ninety nine,
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Speaker 1: f Fox, you want to play the game. Let's go
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Speaker 1: to Greg. Who's in Michigan? What's going on? Greg? Welcome? Hey,
25:55
Speaker 1: there he is. That's Greg.
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Speaker 6: Fifty from Northern Michigan University.
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Speaker 1: There you go, hanging out, living large and in charge
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Speaker 1: hour away from.
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Speaker 6: Tom Izzo's hometown of Iron Mountain. Tom Mizzo and Steve
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Speaker 6: bear Euci.
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Speaker 1: That's a funn you know what that is. That's a
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Speaker 1: fun fact. What you just did there is a fun fact.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fun fact. Yeah. So you are now the
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Speaker 1: are they the Northern Michigan What are they? The wildcats? Wildcats?
26:24
Speaker 1: So you go, you got to come up with something
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Speaker 1: better than wildcats? Dude, right, don't you think that's too generic?
26:29
Speaker 1: You gotta have something unique to stand out. There's a
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Speaker 1: lot of wildcats. What would be a good unique name
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Speaker 1: for Northern Michigan. They must have had a different nickname
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Speaker 1: did they change it? Really? That's disappointing.
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Speaker 6: All right, So you don't think those the Lakers are
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Speaker 6: going to beat the Timberwolves.
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Speaker 1: Uh? Well, I did a monologue earlier. I know you've
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Speaker 1: been on a hole for a while. I'm I'm pulling
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Speaker 1: for the Minute Soda team. I'm pulling for the Minnesota team.
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Speaker 1: How about that?
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Speaker 6: But no, I like Lebron and that for that reason,
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Speaker 6: you would and they would have go Minnesota. But I
27:08
Speaker 6: think he's nicked up a little bit with that groin
27:09
Speaker 6: injury he got, but he's not forcing the issue at all.
27:12
Speaker 6: You let Luca take over a little bit and threeves
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Speaker 6: going a little bit. But when I push comes to shoves,
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Speaker 6: the Lakers will be fine.
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Speaker 1: Well, everyone says that they'll be fine. That's usually not
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Speaker 1: how it works, though, Like you actually have to do
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Speaker 1: stuff to be fine, Like you just don't.
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Speaker 6: Won the first game. When you go twenty one for
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Speaker 6: uh forty two for the three point line, you aren't
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Speaker 6: going to lose.
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Speaker 1: So that's why Minnesota, Well yeah, I mean, the the
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Speaker 1: only difference is they missed the wide open shots they
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Speaker 1: made in Game one. It's not like the Lakers locked
27:41
Speaker 1: up defensively. There were a bunch of missed three point shots.
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Speaker 1: Minnesota was five of twenty five from three point land
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Speaker 1: in the game last night and ofty two.
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Speaker 6: So you know you are going to finish for twenty one.
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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but that's uh yeah, that's true. However, if
27:57
Speaker 1: you're knowing's it's not like you're getting shut down defense,
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Speaker 1: you should make more than five. So yeah, what's that?
28:05
Speaker 1: What's the Let's see what is scary? What do you
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Speaker 1: think is scared? Let's find out what do we think
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Speaker 1: is scary?
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Speaker 6: Your slipper boy?
28:11
Speaker 1: What's Kyrie? Oh? Kyrie? What's scary about Kyrie? There's nothing
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Speaker 1: scary for well for now, for now he's here. Yeah,
28:19
Speaker 1: when he plays, he's great. The problem is you don't play.
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Speaker 6: For him right here, Clippers are dangerous that he's healthy?
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Speaker 1: Got you all right? I got I got a roll.
28:28
Speaker 1: But thank you Greg again. That's he's right down the
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Speaker 1: road from Northern Michigan University Wildcats of Northern Michigan. It
28:36
Speaker 1: is the Ben Malord Show. As we are hanging out
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Speaker 1: with you and let's play the game. What do you
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Speaker 1: say it's.
28:41
Speaker 4: Another Ben Mallard game.
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Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these? Is it too much?
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Speaker 1: Or not enough? Already I'm now four the game of
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Speaker 1: games here too much or not enough? And we welcome
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Speaker 1: in our combatant for too much or not enough? Let's
28:56
Speaker 1: say hello to Alex susan Guardina. Not man well in Guardina.
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Speaker 1: Know there are actually other people that live in Guardina,
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Speaker 1: and that's Alex is one of them. Hello, Alex, Welcome.
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Speaker 6: How's it going.
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Speaker 1: Good to talk to you, Alex. You're ready to play
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Speaker 1: the game. What do you do there in Guardina?
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Speaker 6: I am an engineer, a stationary engineer for a data center.
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Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, very cool, and let's have some
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Speaker 1: fun here and I'll ask you a bunch of questions.
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Speaker 1: The answers are all too much or not enough? Are
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Speaker 1: you prepared, Alex? Yes? Okay. We start out with question
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Speaker 1: num burr, I said numb bur despite enough, despite losing,
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Speaker 1: Gianni Sai dent to Cuombo because or despite losing, Jan
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Speaker 1: said I Denta Kuombo became only the seventh player in
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Speaker 1: NBA history to record thirty points, fifteen rebounds, five assists
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Speaker 1: on seventy percent field goal shooting in the playoffs. Is
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Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
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Speaker 6: Not enough? Learn how to win?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Not enough? Is that right, that is correct. He's
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Speaker 1: the tenth player in NBA history to do it. Question
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Speaker 1: number two, good job. McKenzie Gore of the Nationals leaves
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Speaker 1: baseball with forty strikeouts already this season. Is that too
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Speaker 1: much or not enough?
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Speaker 6: Too much?
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Speaker 1: He says? Too much? Let's find out now, believe it
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Speaker 1: or not not enough? This guy's strung out forty five
30:21
Speaker 1: times for the Washington Nationals. That's terrible. It's embarrassing, all right.
30:26
Speaker 1: Question number three. Peyton Pritchard just became the sixth Boston
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Speaker 1: Celtic player to win sixth Man of the Year. Is
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Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
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Speaker 6: Not enough?
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Speaker 1: He says, not enough. Let's fight out. You're in a
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Speaker 1: slump here. Too much. He's the fourth Celtic player to
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Speaker 1: win it, joining Malcolm Brogman, Bill Walton and Kevin McHale.
30:52
Speaker 1: Kevin McHale, So you're one and two. You gotta get
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Speaker 1: these last two right, You can do it. I believe
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Speaker 1: in you, Alex. Are you ready? Yes?
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Speaker 4: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Question number four on too much or not enough? Here
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Speaker 1: we go. The Clippers center Alansa Zubats has had fifteen
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Speaker 1: straight double doubles. Is that too much or not enough?
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Speaker 5: Not enough?
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Speaker 1: He says, not enough. Let's find out. There you go,
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Speaker 1: look at that, just like that, you're alive and well.
31:29
Speaker 1: And it comes down to question number five for Alex.
31:32
Speaker 1: Very smart man. He's an engineer, lives in Guardina, listens
31:36
Speaker 1: to overnight talk radio, and let's see if you can win.
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Speaker 1: Here we go, All right, here we go. There are
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Speaker 1: currently twelve quarterbacks in the NFL making an average annual
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Speaker 1: salary of fifty million or more. Is that too much
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Speaker 1: or not enough?
31:52
Speaker 6: Too much?
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Speaker 1: All right, let's find out for the win. Here we go.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, gotta golden tech it you got cats.
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Speaker 6: Check.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there are ten quarterbacks in the NFL making fifty
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Speaker 1: million dollars more. Cold job bout you, Alex. Thank you
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Speaker 1: for listening, sir, have a great rest of your night.
32:15
Speaker 1: Appreciate that there's Alex in SoCal. If you'd like to
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Speaker 1: Hi, Ben, Hi Lorena. All right you ready for these questions? Yes,
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Speaker 1: Ferg dog rightson says is it okay to wear a
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Speaker 1: fake wedding ring to get women to flirt with you?
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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, it's weird how that works.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Women want things that they can't have, so when you
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Speaker 5: have a ring on, it gives the illusion that you
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Speaker 5: are taken. Thus you are a wanted man. Thus you
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Speaker 5: are more wanted. I know women who do that too,
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Speaker 5: but they do it so that they don't get hit on.
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Speaker 5: Ah see, so it works a little different.
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Speaker 1: Gotcha, So go down for a dog to the pawn
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know exactly, but everything, everything will be good. There,
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35:24
Speaker 1: What else do we have? Late Night Drug Tester says
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Speaker 1: in honor in honor of a medical lab professionals week,
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Speaker 1: can you use the words test tube or beaker? Can
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Speaker 1: I use those words in my pickup lines with the ladies?
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Speaker 1: So l Randy you think, Late Night Drug Tester, is
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Speaker 1: there a way to put beaker and test tube in
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Speaker 1: there and have success into a what like a pickup
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Speaker 1: you really you really got my beaker smiling. I'm thinking
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Speaker 5: Different as all the time, and that way you're not
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Speaker 1: Words okay, God forbid, don't want to use the dirty.
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Speaker 5: Dirty words can be you know, a little aggressive.
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Speaker 1: I understand. Let's go to the phones and Keg drinking
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Speaker 1: Steve would like to say hello, Hello, keg drinking Steve.
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Speaker 6: Oh what god man?
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Speaker 1: And we crushed Jahn Morran.
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Speaker 6: We're putting the comedy pope.
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Speaker 4: Into a pine.
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Speaker 1: All right. He doesn't have a question. JT. The Wingman
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Speaker 1: asking for a friend?
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Speaker 6: Is that?
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Speaker 1: Is that a j Is that you? JT? Is it
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Speaker 1: trying to look at the photo here? It's like JT
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Speaker 1: the Wingman.
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Speaker 5: So like, that's a destination.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's beautiful there. So he said, there's a photo
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Speaker 1: here of the overlook. I love that beautiful trees in
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Speaker 5: Yes, put some thought into wherever you're going to do it.
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Speaker 5: That sounds beautiful.
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Speaker 1: It looks like it's already been done there. But based
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Speaker 1: on the photo, you.
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Speaker 5: Don't have to be original. You just have to be thoughtful, just.
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Speaker 1: Awful, all right. Queen of Hearts with Loraina Shane in
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Speaker 1: des Moines writes. In says have you ever been attracted
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Speaker 1: physically to a teacher or someone that works with your daughter?
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Speaker 1: My ex was, and it creeped me out. Oh I
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Speaker 1: am about that.
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Speaker 5: You someone who worked with my daughter? No, definitely not
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Speaker 5: not a teacher. Yes, Oh my gosh. There was this
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Speaker 5: one teacher back in college and he had the nicest socks.
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Speaker 5: He the nicest socks. Yeah, like they stuck out.
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Speaker 1: I thought the man was interesting because of his socks.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: He always wore a nice suit and he had the
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Speaker 5: nicest socks on and you could see them over.
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Speaker 1: So you could see his socks, and you were you thought,
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Speaker 1: this is an attractive feature in a man that he
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Speaker 5: Could you imagine what his sock drawer looks like. I
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Speaker 5: bet it's so neat and folded so nicely.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's very odd. Lorena. I'm just I'm
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Speaker 1: just saying little o. All right, now, what is next year?
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Speaker 1: It is The Queen of Hearts with Lorraine? Uh? All right.
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Speaker 1: Steve Wrightson says, I am currently working two jobs. Feel
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Speaker 1: a little overwhelmed, but I also need a love life.
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Speaker 1: Any advice on how I can juggle the two jobs
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Speaker 1: that I have and also have a relationship. I don't
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Speaker 1: think that's possible, right.
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Speaker 5: I mean you you can kind of bring your girl
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Speaker 5: with you sometimes certain days.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, women love that. Come to work, your bring
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Speaker 1: your lady to work.
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Speaker 5: Yes, you're a friend of workday. Yeah, super fun, especially
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Speaker 1: They can come all the time.
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Speaker 7: There you go.
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Speaker 1: Well, he's really saying as you're screwed, dude, it's over
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