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OUTRO: Black Clash Breakdown · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get
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  Speaker 2: And tic Stu Off for Raw Doggets for the seven
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, boat shit, Yeah, boat shirt's back. That was
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  Speaker 3: more a laundry thing, was it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was.
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  Speaker 2: I should have gone off from a boat shirt a bit.
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  Speaker 2: And just because you guys give me so much jip.
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  Speaker 1: Very rarely mentioned as a CAZy thing, but as a
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  Speaker 1: huge racecan on all across your body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair, I don't really even diss it.
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  Speaker 4: I just say the boat shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, somehow you take offence.
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  Speaker 3: It's like your prison jacket and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But see that's offense? Is that because I'm just pointing
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  Speaker 4: out that you've got boats on your ship in prison?
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  Speaker 1: There is?
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  Speaker 3: But also, you know, I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 3: had this today. I had a bit of a wow. No,
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  Speaker 3: I had a rager, bullshit full.
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  Speaker 1: Full here we.
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  Speaker 3: Go, rage you to be back? What do you mean
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  Speaker 3: I woke up with the rager?
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  Speaker 1: So have you had no interrection today? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I woke up with one.
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  Speaker 1: Mogi I can't remember probably probably, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, the point I was trying to make before
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  Speaker 2: Keysy started talking about rages, was I haven't quite been
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  Speaker 2: able to gauge the temp today. I've been in and out,
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  Speaker 2: in and outdoors, and it's like, am I colder?
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  Speaker 3: Am I hot?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Am I?
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  Speaker 1: If it rains, you've got your boat shit?
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  Speaker 3: And if it rains, you know, yeah, I've got my
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  Speaker 3: boat shit.
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  Speaker 1: I walked a week today because I thought it's going
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  Speaker 1: to rain later, but not take my bike and or
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  Speaker 1: get trapped because it's going to pass down for the
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  Speaker 1: next sort of four days?
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  Speaker 3: Is it borrow?
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  Speaker 1: Shocking? Shocking? No golf for you walk? And of course
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  Speaker 1: I've walked and it hasn't hasn't rained.
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  Speaker 3: My weather forecast was for four days of.
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  Speaker 1: Cloud so there you go. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Thursday booked to do my restricted motorcycle test.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you'd already done that. For some reason, I
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  Speaker 3: just got right this one.
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  Speaker 4: I have to actually go with someone that they have
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  Speaker 4: to watch me ride.
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  Speaker 1: It's quite a long ride as well, isn't Is it
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  Speaker 1: in like an hour or something year it's now a
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  Speaker 1: long yeah. Thursday, one chance of rain all day? Chance? Right?
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  Speaker 3: How's Friday? Looking for the golf?
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  Speaker 1: The keys and Friday for golf. Jason is looking at great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, but.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be saturated doing this fucking test setched way.
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  Speaker 2: How did we recover from the weekend founders? We all
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  Speaker 2: tickety booze sweete.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess this is a question because you're the
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  Speaker 1: one that was hammer and piss What did you end
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  Speaker 1: up doing after we left you? Because we, Jason and
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  Speaker 1: I went back to our respective hotels and you went out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming this is after the Black Class events.
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  Speaker 4: So the night before we were up till three thirty
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  Speaker 4: am doing various things, and then so Saturday for the
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  Speaker 4: Black Clash, the worst I found as well as parks
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  Speaker 4: by mainly pugs. To be honest, this was the worst
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  Speaker 4: I found ahead of a Black Clash. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: fuck this, I cannot be fucked. And we were trying
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  Speaker 4: to Me and I were trying to drink ourselves out
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  Speaker 4: of a hole. He managed to balance it right and
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  Speaker 4: stopped so that he wasn't pissed while commentating, but I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't feeling hungover. Yeah, and he said he nailed it.
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  Speaker 4: He was happy with that, and I just had to
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  Speaker 4: keep going. Saturday night after the event, I was fucked.
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  Speaker 4: I was completely told I was naked, right, and then
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  Speaker 4: we were like, we'll go to the acc house, have
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  Speaker 4: a couple stay by, and then we'll go to the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Did that.
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  Speaker 4: Stay there for about two hours or something, and then
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  Speaker 4: we're back to the hotel and then the after.
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  Speaker 1: Party was still on. But I was hungry.
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  Speaker 4: I was I'll go in there and find something to eat,
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  Speaker 4: and then we're at the after party for like an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't go to bed till like two thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it was fucking that was great, but shit, I
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  Speaker 4: was tired.
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  Speaker 2: Just can I can I just say I recall you
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  Speaker 2: being in a terrible state at the last Black Clash.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you waiting up in your hotel room, and
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  Speaker 2: there's no judgment in that. I just remember you being
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  Speaker 2: really really ill and just going. I woke up in
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  Speaker 2: my hotel room and I was just like, oh, you're
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  Speaker 2: just sculling water and just felt like.
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  Speaker 1: And Christ's the Gail Chris Gale.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And after that, I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember where we stayed. It's so bad, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no idea, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A little hot tub. We're in the hot tub. We
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  Speaker 1: were I was drinking bat It was hard. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: passive it all blend. Yeah, it just gets a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I remember there was somebody that said, I've come all
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  Speaker 1: the way from so and so, therefore I get to
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  Speaker 1: I have to do everything me, I have to do everything.
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  Speaker 1: That she said, essentially was the vibe that I was getting.
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  Speaker 1: But I've come all the way from blah blah just
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  Speaker 1: to see you. Yeah. Well, well I just kept on
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  Speaker 1: saying eighty hellos and then eventually just ignoring, even though
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  Speaker 1: they were right behind us actually and that we were
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  Speaker 1: in the spa. I was screaming at us from point blank.
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  Speaker 3: I know who you were feeling, and he.
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  Speaker 1: Just refused to turn around. It guess like we did
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  Speaker 1: the other night. You just refused to turn around.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we only wasted. People directly behind us this time
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  Speaker 4: was my wife and Mania's partner. The Whole Archy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy remember the
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  Speaker 4: Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This is interesting information because I didn't know men I
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  Speaker 2: had gone hard the night before he had. I did
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  Speaker 2: see him out the front of the hotel about two
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  Speaker 2: hours before our broadcast, looking very very sketchy.
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  Speaker 4: So we went and set. We went back to Bruco
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  Speaker 4: for lunch. The acc warm up was there and people
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  Speaker 4: had come down to have a bit of a yarn
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  Speaker 4: and stuff, which is fine. And Kelly from ends in Me,
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  Speaker 4: who's great. She was down there with the mate and
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  Speaker 4: they were sitting in the corner with us, and she
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  Speaker 4: made comment to my wife afterwards that, man, Kezy me
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  Speaker 4: and I had nothing to offer earlier today, like you've
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  Speaker 4: never seen us that quiet before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we were just.
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  Speaker 4: Sitting in the corner punching beers, trying to that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: And kudos to you for going down there, because he
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  Speaker 1: goes we're going off down to brucas. Fuck that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that's I'm saying kudos. Yeah, you feel like you
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  Speaker 1: know you're going to get heaps of yarns. I was
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  Speaker 1: just like, man, I've got no yarn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also I can see the reasoning behind it too,
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  Speaker 2: because you're going there to fit effectively, punch beers and
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  Speaker 2: get free person get on it again.
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  Speaker 3: And also so it's not that big a commitment to
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  Speaker 3: be fair, I mean, disgraceful, come on man.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, no one saw you anywhere all week.
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  Speaker 3: Mate.
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  Speaker 2: I was vigorously walking around the city of Todong I
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  Speaker 2: got besieged down on Saturday morning by punters, starting early
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  Speaker 2: at the.
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  Speaker 3: Bars there right on the stree. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 3: happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: After we finally got home, Matt Heath and I managed
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  Speaker 2: to get a left off with the people on TV
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  Speaker 2: and head and I was literally in the boot of
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  Speaker 2: the van, lying on mister mister plus.
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  Speaker 1: The Master Plus was still inside it.
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  Speaker 3: I know it was just empty, but I was just
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  Speaker 3: lying on that because there was no room.
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  Speaker 2: Good and got back to the hotel room maybe that
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  Speaker 2: twenty past half past eleven, and I was fucking starving, starving,
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  Speaker 2: and I went out and there.
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  Speaker 3: Was just toad on. I was asleep. It was dead.
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  Speaker 1: You have to I was.
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  Speaker 3: So ship, so gutted. I couldn't believe he eats anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, because it was I thought it was probably too
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  Speaker 2: late for fucking okay, damn it.
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  Speaker 4: Don't look even did you hear about Biggs is interesting?
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  Speaker 4: Rendezvous in the car park Big Sandy's yea, yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: told me about it.
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  Speaker 1: I did at breakfast. I don't want to wait. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it is it who story to tell on days? She
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  Speaker 1: was the kind of story that she'll tell on days.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she would. Well, let's put it this way.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody from Radio Hodaki went outside for a cigarette and
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  Speaker 1: at our hotel just out front there, that's right, twelve
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  Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, am Am, and went out there,
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  Speaker 1: and her eyes were adjusting or his were adjusting to
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  Speaker 1: the light. And then it became clear that there was
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  Speaker 1: a man over yonder sort of by the cars, and
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  Speaker 1: a woman. The woman looked much shorter than the man,
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  Speaker 1: and her head was making a particular movement, like a
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  Speaker 1: back and forward movement. It was a movement. And then
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  Speaker 1: fairly soon after that, the man put one hand on
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  Speaker 1: the roof of the nearest car and sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of right like a yawn or something like that, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then he hopped on an electric scooter and rode off
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  Speaker 1: into the night. The woman in question then approached the
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  Speaker 1: person who worked at Hodaki and asked her or him
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  Speaker 1: for a cigarette. What she or he gave her, and
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  Speaker 1: then a taxi turned up or an uber and she,
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  Speaker 1: the woman in question, jumped in a cab and took off.
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  Speaker 4: So they agreed to meet in a random hotel car park.
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  Speaker 1: Now what that screams to me, key, is a fear.
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  Speaker 1: That's an affair to me, You don't think prostitutes. It's
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  Speaker 1: too weird a place. It's it's we're talking plain view
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  Speaker 1: of the front doors of that hotel. My strange place.
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  Speaker 3: Is prostitute too. On that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, was it a prostitute on Saturday? Scooter?
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  Speaker 1: Were you writing?
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  Speaker 3: It was just one of the local what are they called.
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  Speaker 1: Down and so you could fire up the lines but
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  Speaker 1: not but yes, slapping the roof and yawning.
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  Speaker 3: How good.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's an interesting one. That's bad as good
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  Speaker 1: as it gotten to the stories. But that was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: But all in all, that was one of my more
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  Speaker 1: enjoyable Black clashes. I think. I think the game was good, Jaz.
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  Speaker 1: The ride home was really good. The ride home was better.
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  Speaker 1: We went a different way, the Motorway way. We went the.
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  Speaker 3: Non Kezy Way and Hamilton an hour fast.
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  Speaker 1: It may or may not have been faster, but it
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  Speaker 1: felt faster.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the reason we went that other way on the
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  Speaker 4: way down was because maps told us that way it
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  Speaker 4: was fifteen minutes longer.
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  Speaker 1: There was like traffic or something there.
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  Speaker 4: You go, yeah, yeah, the Keyzy Way actually isn't either
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  Speaker 4: of those two ways through the gorge right pied or
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  Speaker 4: Nazia and then it comes out to Poona where my
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  Speaker 4: parents live.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we've been that way before. Yeah, it's a good way. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, okay,