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#116: Tubi or Not to Be: The Gingerdead Man (2005) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite?
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Scary movie? Julie's.
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Favorite scary movie, the podcast, are you talking about
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the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Absurd, and all of our
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favorite and least, favorite scary movie.
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Is because we believe every horror movie rightfully, has its
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fanbase, even if we don't always get it?
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My name is Travis. My name is Jessie.
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And today, we're back with another live uncut and mostly
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undrawn bonus episode of to be or not to be repaired.
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And if you like, hey, you just had one of these.
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Well, yes, we did. Yeah.
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The thing is December is a busy month.
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Yeah, what of traveling, a lot of seeing people.
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So, our weekends are going to be pretty much covered for the rest
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of the month. So we had.
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This is basically our only time we could do this.
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Yeah. So yes, here we are and also I'm
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sorry if I sound sick, I happen. Yeah, I'm feeling good but I
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still sound like shit so I can't really do anything about that.
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I'm sorry. But I just want to say that.
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Okay, we're talking about the Gingerdead Man.
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Today. Are you surprised that I picked
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this? No really.
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I didn't realize it was on to be.
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So it didn't like cross my, like, It didn't cross my radar
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is a possibility but I do I know you wanted to do something
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that's kind of seasonal. Yeah it's there's a very loose
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connection there. It's the connection is that we
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like to make gingerbread men cookies.
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Yeah and that's our connection. It's that, I mean that's a very
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seasonal we're covering not this week.
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This week is going to be Halloween kills but next week
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we're going to be covering Jack Frost.
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Yeah. So I feel like It also ties into
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that. It was unintentional, but they
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do pair well together. Yes, I will say Jack Frost.
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Oh, I like that way more. Yeah.
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But not to say I don't like this one.
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I'm still kind of processing. We just watched this like five
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minutes ago. We just finished it.
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So very fresh. We started it an hour and 15
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minutes ago. It's a really short but yeah,
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it's an hour and 10 minutes. So you don't have a lot to
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analyze here. It's just a little bit more of a
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commitment than thankskilling. Yeah.
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I was thinking about thankskilling whenever I picked
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this because like it feels very Similar totally wear.
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It just absolutely doesn't take itself seriously to the degree
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that thankskilling does, but they don't go full
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thankskilling. It's like an in-between between
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that and Jack Frost. Yeah.
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Like if we had a scale. Yeah, exactly.
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This would be in the middle. Yeah, I know sewer like the
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other ends of yeah. Okay, well yeah, I, they have
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like, the whole full moon catalog on to be, I think, I
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don't know if it's all one but like most of its there.
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So Yeah, I don't know, just it just seemed like a fun movie.
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We have own part 3 for like almost a decade and we've never
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watched it. Yeah, because I'm a purist and I
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want to watch it from the beginning.
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Yeah, I feel. This is a role that I have for
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no other franchise ever. Yeah, I was gonna say on that
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same DVD Bill Joy three, yes. And we've watched that.
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Yeah, one time at least. Yeah.
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Maybe maybe had revisit those two at some point.
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It seemed like they would be fun.
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Dove in the same spirit is well, I would probably see Robin.
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That's your fate Robin Sydney? Yep, Robinson.
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Yeah, we'd probably see her because she's she's a full moon
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darling. Yes.
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Yeah, you were telling me you were desperately searching for
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Christmas movie roles? No, no.
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What? No?
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What was it? No, I was searching for
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Christmas movie roles for the barometer.
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No. Oh, the other girl for the movie
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that we left on the TV for, The pets.
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All we record. Oh, that's what you were talking
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about that. You're talking about this.
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I was like holy shit. She's in Christmas movies.
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What do you know? Yeah, would ya know Robinson,
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he's not in Chris's movies and she was not, Winnie Cooper in
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The Wonder Years. I'm just telling you there's
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like an odd amount of crossover with horror movie actors and
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Christmas movies. We saw the girl from Terra fire
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that gets solved from upside down, Dawn.
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Freddie, Prinze jr. You ever forget her name after
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David, how are Thornton? I just think of the name and my
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team up with me in crack of dawn.
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Yeah ii-i'm. Sorry you're right.
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You're right. But you have those two and then
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you have wasted should bear who was in the black Christmas
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remake it. Sorry she is 100% Mean Girls for
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me and I know the also happens to be in the black groups and
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like so many Christmas movies also.
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Yeah that was her start of. Do you think I like the
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Christmas card? They were really obsessed with
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eyes in that last movie I did. And still do nothing Agnes's.
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Okay, so, let's get on into this one of them.
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Okay. So, the Gingerdead, Man, this
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game out. November 8, 2005.
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Okay. Obviously, we watch this on too
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because it's part of the show. Yeah, we're not telling you,
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where else you can watch it, go watch it on TV, show to be the
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love and respect they deserve, so you can handle a couple
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commercial breaks, it's fine. He's like a son to us for us and
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they were mostly like one commercial.
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Yeah. When I was like 5 Seconds, Grand
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of like, here's this number for Medicare.
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Yeah. And that's it.
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Yeah, it did. You're like, maybe spending an
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hour and 15 minutes instead of an hour which would say I
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wouldn't even say it. Added 55 minutes.
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Oh really? Okay.
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Well yeah, listen. Five minutes of hats.
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It's not like cable TV. Yeah, we love to be in this
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house to go. Check out to be.
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Yes, this was written by William Butler and Dominique Muir okay
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directed by Charles Band. Can't the guy that created full
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moon. I believe music by Robert
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Ballinger. Okay.
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That's one thing I'll say about these full moon movies.
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I fucking hate their soundtracks.
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Ya know, the music? They try to be everything.
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Yeah, every time I played I was like this just feels off, it's
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out of place. Yeah, it's really really bad.
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I can't stand it but they make up for it because they have Jon
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Karl bugler, you sure? Remember.
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We have this every single time. Time that he's on.
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I say buechler. I said beagley Giancarlo be
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yeah. Yeah, we got the JCB.
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Yeah, she should be. Yeah, he's here.
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He does. The special makeup effects and
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he does a good job. I think he always does.
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Yeah, he does. But see the whole thing with
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full moon and Charles band. Is there a notorious for being
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super cheap? Yeah.
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So he probably didn't have a lot to work with.
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I mean, when they Have when they have to have a human and the
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gingerbread interacting in the same scene that gingerbread
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looks terrible. I have a lot of thoughts on the
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ginger. Yeah, we all do.
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Okay. So this thing is starring Gary
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Busey as milord findell Meyer and the Gingerdead Man.
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Well the Gingerdead Man is Elliot Finn domeier.
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Kind of like Chucky kind of Charles will you raise kind of
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like Jack Frost is Jack Frost? He doesn't get it, he doesn't
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get it. Yeah, it's a shame.
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It's weird seeing him, you know, I'm, I think that this is
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actually, the only Gary Busey movie I've ever really seen.
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I know that he was like a big time.
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Well, I don't know if he was a big star, but he's like a name
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that people recognize from back in the day, it's like, it's a
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weird choice, but I think it works well, because they all
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kind of lean into them. Certainly exactly the right
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energy to the roll. Yeah, it does a good job with
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it. What if they wrote it with him
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in mind to play him? I like to imagine.
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He came up to full moon and he was like, Hey, what if I was a
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cookie gingerbread man Charles bad.
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Like he's like, I have to make this, like, I can't, I'm
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terrified. Gary Busey.
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Seems like an intimidating, Amanda period.
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I think he's got a really intense energy.
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I'm not sure if I'm confusing him with somebody else, so he
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became kind of a pop culture joke.
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Yeah. Because I had an accident.
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Intransitive. Yeah, which is a really
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fucked-up thing to joke around about.
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Yeah, it is. Yeah, I can't remember what it
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was. I think it was like, an accident
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or something, but yeah, he had like pretty severe brain damage
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and yet people do to kind of make fun of him and I don't know
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if he's like, don't do that. Don't ya dick like that or think
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that they're doing that with this?
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No I think he's just this is just, he's got an intense energy
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which he's not the only actor out there that has a really
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intense. No, that's true and other
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people. Yeah.
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So I think I think he brought the right kind of Charisma to
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the roll. Yeah, it's authentic enough but
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it's still like cheesy and over-the-top.
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Okay next up we have Robin Sydney who plays Sarah, Sarah
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Lee Sara Lee yes she's a baker. Yeah Ryan look plays Amos Alexia
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ellman what I want to know if he's in This equals and he
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starts baking with her and then that's how we get Famous.
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Amos God. That would be weird I ever tell
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you about the time. I did not know how to pronounce
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the name. Amaz know, how do you pronounce
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it? Okay, you know, the Famous Amos
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cookies, yeah, it never crossed my mind that they were called
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that because it's a cutesy rhyming scheme.
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Uh-huh. I thought it was famous and most
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famous. Mm, yeah, how many times did you
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say that the people I did? I saw I said it exactly one
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time. Before my mom, like the many
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people heard you say, famous and most this is one of those.
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It like I always just like said it silently in my head and one
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time I said it out loud, it was embarrassing.
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There's like a whole Famous Amos cookie currency on my once you
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table this boy that would sit at our table.
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He if you were on his good side that day, he Would give you a
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cookie and he would like make a well-known thing.
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Like, I like this guy today, he's getting the Famous Amos
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cookie and he likes, slide it on the table and it was like a
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whole thing. Everybody wanted him, we
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competed. Did you ever get any?
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Oh yeah, I got plenty. Okay, I did.
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I was a good boy. I did pretty well.
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Okay. Alexia element plays Warner and
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Jonathan Chase plays Brick. Is.
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Is it still him at the end? Yeah, I think so.
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It looks like Buffy makeup. Right?
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Like oh yeah, like vampire make. Yeah, it looked exactly like
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that. They just kind of like filled
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his face out a little bit more. And then put like, I like black
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makeup around his eyes and lips as a and then they were like
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hate you on this green? Yeah.
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And by the way, why is your transforming until guy just like
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he seemed taller. Yeah, he did.
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He did. So I was like, do they like, did
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they Bring in somebody new, is that Gary Busey under
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Prosthetics is that that was not Gary Busey, what's its face
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under pressure. I think it was.
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I think it was the real, dude. The real brick, man.
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I know, yeah, the whole ending is so fucking weird.
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This movie is just so strange, man.
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Yeah, I just, I don't know you seem super pumped to go check
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this out. Yeah.
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And I'm kind of terrified of what I've may have started this.
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I don't know where this is gonna go from here.
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Okay, so I don't have a budget for this.
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I don't have a box office. Smash it did not come out in
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theatres and yeah, no, gross. I do have an IMDb score though.
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Is 3.4 it is very, very low. Yeah.
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But it is a bad movie but like I feel like that's kind of the
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point. But, you know, if bad movies are
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like hard to like, you know, it has to be like this is like,
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clearly something that That you were saying this in your Q Zone
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as you put it. Yeah, this is my Moon River
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Rock. Yeah.
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And you know, it's not everybody, it's not in
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everybody's Q Zone. You know what?
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Yeah, not everybody can sing that.
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I don't even know why I'm talking about anymore.
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I'm talking about singing when we're actually talking about
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watching a movie but I get why it's not somebody's thing.
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All right, I did pull three movies.
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Okay, first one. Okay, urban Legends, Bloody
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Mary. Oh boy.
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Hmm I'm just going to say man 2005 was a pretty good year for
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horror. I left off a lot of Heavy
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Hitters for this with. I'd like to hear some of them
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when you get through this list. Okay, hear what your idea of a
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heavy hitter is. Okay, so this released July 19th
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and it had a budget of 3.5 million do not have a gross on
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that either. That's a really high budget for
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the second movie. Yeah, I think it probably went
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straight to do because that's the third one.
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Yeah, that's your favor, right? You like the?
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That's all your favorite and know, I'm thinking of you
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thinking, of Boogeyman, you do this every time you, yeah,
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you're right. And like word of God, I feel
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like we've watched this one together like a matically.
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They're similar, except for a very important detail where one
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a supernatural and one isn't, is this one.
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Not a supernatural movie? I've ever been Legend?
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I don't know. I don't know if Bloody Mary, is
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that someone that I'm not familiar with, I thought it was.
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Maybe we've talked about it multiple times.
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I said, hey, we need to watch those and you're like, we have
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and I'm like, I swear we have Okay, or if we have then it's
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like a stay alive situation where we have no memory of
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having watched it, we got to watch it.
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The yes, it's on to be, I think, oh my God.
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So I don't know, maybe well. Okay, man, I'm thinking a
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boogeyman again. God, I don't know where this is.
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It was on Hulu for a bit, it was.
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Yeah. I don't care anymore.
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Okay, I remember the first two were so maybe it's out there
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somewhere. Yeah, the second one is like the
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film. Student thing.
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Yeah, that one's really good Final Cut.
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Yeah, I like that one a lot. Okay so that one has I'm DB
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score of 4.1 so whole point above a dead man.
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Next up Wolf Creek. Oh wow that came out Christmas
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Day. Yeah. 2005 with a budget of
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Merry Christmas. Yeah, it's a good Christmas
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movie. He said, 1 million 1 million 1
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million for the budget. Worldwide, gross of, 30 million,
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and Ace A 6.4 on. Well, you know, it's a 6.4. 6.2
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on IMDb. Okay, okay.
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They has a good movie. It's a really good movie.
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And here's the final one, I got another heavy hitter, the
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dissent that came out on my birthday, August 4th in 2005!
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Wow! Bunch of the 3.5 million like
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urban legends with a fifty Seven million dollar gross 7.21, IMDb
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okay and some of the other ones would have been Devil's,
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Rejects, okay, House of Wax. That's a Far.
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Cry Wolf. Oh shit.
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Yeah, there's a lot of pretty good ones that came out that you
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said, okay, yeah, okay, okay, three taglines.
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Oh, boy, I'm excited. Yeah, this is like a good one
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for, you know, doing taglines fine.
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Yeah, because it's, there's a lot of potential here.
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Okay, first off out of the oven it into your heart.
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I don't get that. It sounds like it's like he's
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trying to get your love. I knows, this is too adorable
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for this baby. He's not adorable at all.
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I want to watch the lifetime version of this movie though.
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Yeah, you think that one would exist.
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Maybe that could be our Christmas movie.
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I thought our Christmas movie was going to be even saying I
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need this and I, we make two, okay.
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Yeah. I mean, come on.
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We can make as many as we want. They are like they are they
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being dead debuting, new movies like every single day out there
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on the channel. That's still a chance.
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Sir. Yeah.
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Okay. Next up, some things in the
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oven. How is that?
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It, that's okay. I know like they didn't that one
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seems. Excuse my pun half-baked.
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Travis you proud of me. I am.
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OK. Thank you.
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Yeah. That wasn't it feels like a cut
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off too soon. If you could have a lot of fun
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with it and this one, evil never tasted so good.
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I like that one. That shit will take a taste of
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nasty when he eats them in this movie.
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Well, yeah, because he liked actually bleeds.
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I'm not going to go into the physics cookie.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of like,
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Chucky, right? You kind of takes gets the
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human. And parts of them inside.
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Yeah, once he's been on the doll for too long and he starts to
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bleed, human blood. I gotta find a child.
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Yes, I heard of all right, that's it for the taglines.
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Okay. Okay, so let's get on into this
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movie, then Jesse tell me what you thought of it.
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Okay, so the good like you said this, maybe isn't my keys own.
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I that opening happened and I was like embarrassingly a Watch
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the movie. I've been sleeping all day and
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was like, yeah, she perked up like a mediator.
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Yeah, it's dumb. It's just, it's just dumb and I
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love dumb movies. He sometimes.
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You just need a dumb movie. Exactly the bad.
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I think it honestly like drags a little bit in the middle, which
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is really hard to say, for a movie, that is 70 minutes long.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You're right. It just gets a little bit like
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This is very much a first draft. Yeah kind of feeling a rush
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production on this like they got the scripts they got the people
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attach that. Okay.
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We've got two days to shoot this and they're like, okay go that's
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it. Yeah I mean It clearly, it's a
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formula ended up working out for them because there's about 57,
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sequels and crossovers. Yeah, yeah, I think there's
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Gingerdead Man versus the evil bong.
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Yeah. The evil bong series.
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I've not seen a single one of those.
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They seem really, really bad. I am just curious about that
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because it is it an anthropomorphic bong?
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I think. So it's got a face.
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So how does it move around like a Gingerdead, Man?
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Least the kind of got like yeah, I don't know.
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That's a good. Very good question.
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I we'd have to watch it. I know dark season a couple of
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them. Yeah, so yeah.
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That's the thing. See that ugly.
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I mean, you know, I may be like this is never going to handle
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sensitive subjects and just ever so I just did Gary Busey scares.
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Actor, are you talking about? No, just like any of it really
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like you know, the alcoholic mothers treated as an
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afterthought. The, the way she, the waist area
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is talk to you at the beginning. I fully thought she was a child
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till she stood up and then I was like, what the fuck?
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She wasn't a child. No, I thought that was like a
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flashback. No, that was two years prior.
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Oh my God. I thought that she was a child
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this entire time. No.
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Wow. Okay, yeah.
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So like it's just, I don't know and then like really honestly
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The way Lorna and Sarah are in the middle of being under attack
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and arguing about a boy, the huh.
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I fucking hate that kind of shit.
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Yeah, definitely. And this is why I like the
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bechdel test is like the lowest of a low bar to pass because
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this may be technically passes, the bechdel test and 50% of the
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dialogue between these two. Women is about a boy.
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Yeah. So yeah.
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I guess you're right. Okay.
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What's your absurd when he gets in Jimmy's fucking car?
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And he's the only girl. This is so stupid.
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He's got the gun just like tucked under his arm.
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Yeah, he never pulls the trigger.
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I just everything with the ginger, with the gingerbread
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man. Even his giant fucking cookie
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cutter. Oh, my God.
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Like they only had, like, they were definitely.
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Nobody makes cookie. Did it roll that do out flat
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enough. So, with how things, She cut it
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and how big it was. It was just going to like melt
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into the whole pan. Yeah, like a.
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So yeah. So all that said, I don't think
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it's the best bad movie I've ever watched.
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But it does make me want to watch the sequels to see if they
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find their footing a little bit more with it.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Because I think movies sometimes like if a movie is really really
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good on its first First outing, then it's a little bit
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nerve-racking to see sequels. Yeah, because then it's like, oh
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well we're just going to try and either up the Annie or, you
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know, just redo like that was the first one.
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Yeah. Whereas if it starts off, kind
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of rough. It's like, okay, cool.
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We have got the concept down. We've figured out his sense of
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humor, we figured out the tone of this franchise.
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Now, we can have some fun, which, I feel like, is how these
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types of movies go. So, I'm going to give it a 5
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just for the potential. I See.
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Okay, I thought you were going to go higher without now gushing
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about this thing. I wouldn't say it was gushing
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all. You were like, so excited.
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Like your I could see you were kind of giddy to talk about this
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and watch it. Yeah.
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Okay, cool. So are you got a five?
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I think that's about where I'm at to.
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Okay, five, so the five skis. Yeah, the good for this thing, I
23:25
think, I think it's just, I guess it's fun.
23:29
Done it. It's just very much in that that
23:35
same like you know, the Jack Frost's category of movies and
23:39
kind of like we were saying like those are just kind of fun to
23:41
watch whenever you're wanting something stupid.
23:44
This is the type of movie that I feel like, if you and I had or
23:47
either one of us had seen it before we first started talking
23:51
to each other. Remember how we started talking
23:52
about Troll 2, and, like, all these other bad movies, like we
23:55
were brought this up. Oh, for sure.
23:56
Yeah, it's just It's not that you're totally right.
24:01
It's not the best bad movie I've seen, but it is at least
24:04
entertaining and it's short and bad movies like this when
24:09
they're short like this that I'm never going to complain about
24:12
that. I'm not ever going to be like,
24:13
man. I feel like I needed a little
24:14
bit more of the yeah. And I'm just going to go ahead
24:16
and take this moment because I know we said that we were going
24:18
to watch thankskilling, 3 on Thanksgiving, we got about 10
24:21
minutes and before we said fuck this turned it off and then just
24:24
to make sure we weren't missing something, we did put it on the
24:27
kill, count for it to be like like yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:31
And he even said, like Chelsea ditched him during the movie,
24:34
too. It's, it's all puppets.
24:37
And one of my favorite things about thankskilling is this,
24:40
terrible puppet? Interacting with people that
24:43
don't react to it being a terrible public.
24:45
Those are the best moments of that movie, especially with him
24:49
in the sheriff. Yeah.
24:51
So the fact that the sequel is all puppets, kind of takes away
24:54
a big part of the, like, visual humor of it all for me.
24:58
So we Didn't make it very far. I think we made it to the
25:01
grandma puppet, before like alright, cool.
25:03
We can do other things with our lives.
25:05
Yeah. And then we confirmed that it
25:07
doesn't get any better from there.
25:08
So very bad. We will not be covering it.
25:11
No ever. Speaking of bad, the bad for
25:15
this movie. I think that this movie.
25:19
It has way too much filler. I think like the opening
25:23
credits. So this take like five minutes
25:26
out of a movie that's 110 minutes.
25:29
And then you also just have like it again.
25:32
Did I yeah? 110 minutes?
25:34
Yeah. No, that's that's right.
25:36
No, it's not. Fuck, yeah, you're right.
25:43
Make that distinction. Your brain wants an hour to be
25:46
under the metric system for time.
25:51
Okay, an hour and 10 minutes. Okay, that's way too long for
25:56
credits to be opening credits for movie, the short, and then
26:00
there's just like all these, like, nothing shots of, like,
26:02
the like that whole plot of the building next door.
26:07
That's a competing The bakery. I guess.
26:10
Like this. Not even really like a big do.
26:12
Okay. Well, the owner is name.
26:13
Is Jimmy Dean? And is that Jimmy D?
26:17
Yeah, I think they were trying to be very cute soon.
26:19
Oh shit. I didn't catch his name.
26:21
Yeah, okay. Wow, that's kind of funny.
26:26
So, yeah. Ugly, I think the camera work on
26:29
this thing is, like, they always did the fucking diagonal shot.
26:32
I don't know what the actual technical name for that type of
26:35
shot is, but it Kind of bothered me.
26:39
I don't know. It's a very cheap looking movie.
26:43
Yeah, I guess this is like the infant days of video recording
26:46
with the you know, electronic cameras.
26:49
Yeah. So yeah, it's going to look very
26:52
rough and my absurd moment is the part where you eat some in
26:57
the end like that shit was so weird.
27:00
I just I think we were both a little bit shell-shocked in that
27:03
moment. I just because he resident the
27:05
cookie and we're like, okay cool.
27:07
And then he like, She actually eats him.
27:09
Yeah, and I thought you would just be a normal cookie, but I
27:13
said I just see like guts and blood coming out.
27:16
And this guy is not even like hesitating.
27:18
I wish it had been like they played into the bakery aspect of
27:22
it a little bit more intimate like a raspberry puree or
27:25
something. Coming out.
27:27
There's it's like that would have driven the budget up too
27:31
much? I don't think they could afford
27:33
that. Okay, so yeah, I give it a 5.
27:37
Okay. It's an okay movie.
27:41
Yeah. Would you watch never mind?
27:42
That's the, that's the answer. That's okay.
27:45
We ask that the end of this, I'm all over the place.
27:50
Okay, well, it's a shame. These are unedited episode.
27:53
I know, I know I'm gonna make a fool of myself in front of
27:56
everybody's face a Travis. You're going to be embarrassed.
28:00
Okay, let's talk about. Okay, so we open at Cadillac
28:05
Jack's. This is Gary Busey She is
28:08
robbing this Diner. It's a very like Pulp Fiction
28:13
levels and violence. Yes, the Steiner.
28:16
I don't, they don't give any explanation what this guys
28:19
doing. I don't like know if this is a
28:22
robbery gone wrong, or if he's just decided to go on a killing
28:26
spree. He's just killing these people.
28:28
Is just shooting them. This boy comes over and tries to
28:33
talk him down, and he makes him say, put your gun down, please
28:36
like 10 fucking times. I get different time every
28:39
single time. Yeah.
28:40
And it's kind of like vaguely mentioned but his dad had
28:44
already tried to stop him and was killed.
28:46
Yeah. So he puts the gun down and
28:51
takes out a little tiny knife and then he stabs him instead.
28:54
Gary brute Gary, Busey brought a knife to a gunfight.
28:58
I got anyone? Well, I mean, he brought both
29:01
the weapons, so I don't think it's surprising that he won, but
29:04
if you have a gun and a knife, you're probably going to do
29:08
very, well, no matter what you brought a gun and a knife to a
29:12
fistfight. Yeah.
29:15
So that just leaves, apparently, not try.
29:18
Child Sarah, Sarah here. And then he has her stand up.
29:25
He calls her Kitty and it's really gross.
29:27
Yeah. This is Gary Busey definitely,
29:30
gives off some very creepy Vibes in this moment.
29:35
He's like having like an internal struggle because he
29:38
made a promise to his mom that he would always finish what he
29:42
started. He's like, but I'm not going to
29:44
kill you, but I have to do right by my mom.
29:47
I feel like Going to get a lot more mom in the sequels.
29:50
Yeah, maybe they'll, that's prom is a key component of a lot of
29:53
this and we get absolutely don't have it in this movie.
29:56
Yeah. It's just like some kind of
29:57
weird driving other than Miller. It is definitely a mama's boy.
30:01
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
30:04
So he shoots we don't know if it's her then he runs out you
30:08
here at the cop sirens. I feel like it had to have hit
30:11
her because when she's having her whole like post-traumatic
30:16
like anxiety attack, Fair. She would like, you know, not
30:20
just talk about missing her family and struggling to keep
30:23
the big reopen. And oh, also, by the way, I
30:26
can't afford my medical bills. Oh yeah, really had to dig the
30:29
slug out of my shoulder and I had to do 10 weeks of therapy.
30:33
Yeah, she's overwhelmed. This movie.
30:36
Yeah. So then we cut to two years
30:38
later at a shop that I did not learn until the end is not
30:45
called bellies Bakery. That's not the name of it.
30:48
Apparently Betty's Bakery Betty's.
30:51
I thought that was belly. Yeah.
30:53
Well, her mom's name is Betty. Okay, then makes and then when I
30:57
saw the sign again later on it's got the tiniest crosses on the
31:02
t's. It looks like they couldn't
31:04
afford a side, they just draw our by like a giant chalkboard
31:07
like it just it legitimately looks like bellies Baker and I
31:10
was like well food goes in your belly that tracks.
31:13
There's a place here in town called biscuit Valley.
31:15
Yeah, that's a chain. Is a sure.
31:18
Okay, that makes me not want to eat there though, because I'm
31:20
like, I don't want to get a fun biscuit belly.
31:23
I mean, the cats are already pretty brutal to us about
31:25
anything. They have biscuit though.
31:28
He's you talking about. So we cut to the kitchen.
31:34
I just want to say I love an industrial stand mixer.
31:38
Yeah, I know that was kind of cool to watch after doing some
31:42
baking over Thanksgiving. That's what they do.
31:46
They've got one of those at Outback and They make the the
31:50
sauce. Oh, really?
31:52
Yeah. Okay.
31:53
So make it in a giant stand mixer like gallons of it at a
31:57
time that's gonna be satisfied. This is like another.
32:03
I feel like baking kind of makes us a Christmas wish movie too.
32:07
You know because baking and Christmas movies.
32:09
Go hand in hand. Yeah.
32:10
Okay. Have one without the other.
32:12
Yeah. So yeah, she's a she's mourning
32:17
her. Brother, it's his birthday.
32:19
His birthday 21st birthday. He wanted to go to the titty bar
32:22
for his 21st birthday, and she's like, hope they have strippers
32:25
and Lone Star up there. These like, this movie is meant
32:30
to be set in Texas because they frequently like they'll mention
32:33
things like Lone Star. Yeah.
32:34
It's a doubt, Joe Bob. They the very thick southern
32:38
accent. Yeah but the accents don't match
32:42
Texas. Like Lorna sounds a lot more
32:44
like Louise. Yeah, that's what I was gonna
32:46
say. Yeah, it's not accurate now.
32:49
I mean they're just doing their best out there man.
32:53
Oh people struggled to do good, Southern Accents.
32:57
Yeah, people are legal. Other instance I am like we kind
33:00
of like English accents on the same day all day are.
33:04
Who the fuck are we to talk about this, right?
33:06
Yeah, that's why I decided to get self-deprecating with it.
33:11
Okay, so yeah, she's mourning her brother and then we hear
33:15
some like voiceover flashbacks to read before Millard.
33:20
One Millard was sentenced due to her testimony he said I'll get
33:24
you if it's the last thing I do very Charles Lee Ray.
33:27
Yeah. Yeah, and it's very strange.
33:29
She has like the newspaper clippings on the wall framed.
33:35
They're not on the wall though. They're like on a box on a
33:38
shelf. I don't understand.
33:39
I don't know, either way she. Why would she want to keep that?
33:43
Because this is a good because of exposition travel.
33:46
Yeah, that's okay. If we're talking realistically
33:49
than yeah. It's Exposition.
33:51
But just thinking about is so stupid.
33:54
But he has the death sentence. He's going to go to the electric
33:57
chair. Has.
33:58
This is Texas. It's only been two years and
34:00
this is not in any way. An implausible to wind down
34:03
there. Apparently.
34:05
He did get yeah, and he's been cremated also.
34:10
Yes, which I was not at all surprised because oh, there's a
34:14
mystery delivery, to the back door of the bakery and it's a
34:19
box of Grandma's gingerbread seasoning.
34:22
You know what? Gingerbread seasoning is
34:24
cinnamon. Ginger, cinnamon nutmeg, Like
34:28
you have all of those things are like you don't need a premade,
34:30
there are some things that it's helpful to have a premade
34:32
mixture of spices for not for gingerbread.
34:36
It's simple, right? Yeah.
34:37
Maybe they have like, a special thing in there, you know.
34:40
Well, in this case, they have the ashes of Millard.
34:43
Findell Meyer, that's true. This, it's not advertised on the
34:46
box. This is why the FDA requires a
34:49
thorough and complete ingredients list.
34:52
Yeah, this is why you don't buy the seasoning.
34:55
You just make it yourself. I don't buy.
34:58
Anything where it says it's Grandma's own Bowl block,
35:00
because that's bullshit. There's no, that's good
35:02
marketing, though. Like if I don't trust, anybody
35:05
always thinks of their Grandma's cooking or baking, ain't no
35:08
grandma involved in that. No, probably not.
35:13
So, brick is going to wrestle palooza, mouthful and very much.
35:19
They're like, what is the non copyrighted version of
35:23
WrestleMania? It sounds like a wrestling Music
35:26
Festival. Can you imagine?
35:29
So they're letting amateurs get in there for tag-team damage and
35:35
body slam image. It's time for the butcher Baker
35:39
so you can meet your maker or whatever is here.
35:43
You love some Rhymes, he wants to be okay.
35:45
I couldn't tell if he was actually trying to be one there
35:47
to here's the thing though. Is that rustling while it is
35:51
physical is also theatrical and that you know, You have to, you
35:58
know, rehearse and practice and understand how to do things in a
36:00
way where you're not going to actually like potentially really
36:04
hurt somebody. Now, you feel like having that
36:06
concept of like an amateur wrestler coming in is not good.
36:12
This kind of rub clearly. It's like the WWE kind of
36:16
wrestle. Ya know this is like yeah
36:18
WrestleMania for greater. Yeah so Rick is I keep I wrote
36:24
him down as Rick the entire time.
36:26
Yeah. I was surprised when ever, I was
36:27
literally the only other time I've heard the name brick as an
36:30
Anchorman. Yeah, me too.
36:32
So, yeah, his name is Brick and he cuts himself because he's
36:38
was, he doing, is he cutting? You don't know.
36:40
So there are so many things wrong.
36:41
So, first of all, he opens his box of seasoning and it's just
36:46
Dust In A Box. There's yeah, it's ashes.
36:50
That's all it is. This guy is so fucking dumb,
36:52
dude. Many times.
36:54
Dude giant canister and then he doesn't like mysteriously Cuts
36:59
himself and his oh I'm bleeding and hold his hand much more the
37:03
canister. Yeah, he bleeds into it.
37:07
So I don't understand why his blood plays any importance of
37:11
this. I think something something
37:14
magic. Something something Revival.
37:17
I don't. Okay.
37:18
So whatever the blood is in the the ashes now which is Also
37:24
mixed in with the legitimate. Yeah, baking supplies.
37:28
Yeah. And then he goes and pours it
37:30
into the industrial stand mixer and they leave that shit meeting
37:35
for a long time. It looks so good.
37:40
Well, Sarah hears, a scream. It's her friend Julie who also
37:43
works at the bakery. She supposed to be decorating a
37:45
cake and she isn't and she's like Millard was electrocuted
37:51
two days ago. How old is your newspaper?
37:53
How She not have been informed. I think, usually, in a instance
37:57
like this, like families of victims are kind of given.
38:02
Yeah. Okay.
38:04
I didn't, I don't know that etiquette, or the procedures for
38:07
stuff like that, but yeah, so okay that I guess it gets her
38:12
closer. She's like, I don't worry about
38:14
that guy anymore and then she's got to go.
38:17
Well and she's like, please decorate this cake.
38:20
I'm very stressed out. And then, Julie sitting there,
38:23
holding a Piping Bag staring off into the middle distance.
38:26
And Sarah goes, hey, Julie, the cake and Julie goes.
38:32
It's the, the dialogue in this movie is really strange, right?
38:35
Like, it feels like they, I feel like they had like, one take and
38:40
they were very familiar with their lines.
38:43
Oh, one of the times? Yeah, well, okay, like this,
38:46
very next scene, where Betty is out front, she is drinking
38:49
straight from the bottle and she is shooting.
38:51
I'm at the building across the street.
38:53
I do want to give Betty credit here.
38:54
She's got very good aim, she is just knocking that banner down,
38:58
and she was, like, that'll teach them.
39:00
And at first, I'm like, all you're doing is knocking a
39:03
banner down, but with how angry Jimmy is about it later.
39:06
I guess it was actually effective.
39:08
The, it's just a banner for a store that's going to be open
39:12
Billy. Yeah.
39:13
Like and she's just shoot, if she's shooting it down.
39:17
Like, that is. So fucking weird.
39:19
She's also drinking to. Yeah.
39:21
And then Sarah comes out there and she's like, Mom, you can't
39:24
do this and that is just like they're gonna close this down.
39:29
It's not, right? She says the same thing like
39:30
three times, so I think that really kind of goes towards your
39:33
whole. They probably didn't have a ton
39:35
of time to personalize. Yeah, she was just like, yeah,
39:38
everything's really. Yeah.
39:41
Okay. So they get her inside and they
39:42
put her down to sleep. No I like killer.
39:46
No, no no, no, no, like that. They put her to rest, not not
39:58
eternally, they tuck her in, okay?
40:05
She's too drunk. She needs to go get some sleep,
40:07
Julie, supposed to be keeping an eye on her.
40:10
Yeah, we've also been getting little flashes of brick.
40:13
Practicing his routine as a wrestler.
40:17
Your ass is toast, he's basically just rehearsing.
40:22
Yeah. And then Jimmy and his daughter
40:24
Lorna come up offer Sarah, fifty thousand dollars for the bakery
40:30
so they can knock it down. And she was just like no we're
40:35
not taking that and then he was like my daughter won the
40:38
prettiest face of Waco competition or whatever.
40:42
The fuck it. Yeah.
40:43
I'm not even I'm not dumping it down.
40:45
Yeah. Like it was literally like
40:47
something that them. Yeah and so she goes back into
40:51
her. Goes back in and she makes the
40:53
world's largest gingerbread. Oh my God!
40:57
Okay they have so much fucking do and then I I just can't
41:02
imagine Somebody ever wanting to buy a cookie cutter.
41:06
This big, it just doesn't make sense.
41:08
It doesn't serve a purpose. Unless you're trying to do, like
41:10
the Guinness World Book record of biggest gingerbread cookie.
41:15
It makes me think with how thick that do is.
41:18
It makes me think of when I was showing her older, nice, how to
41:21
bake gingerbread cookies last Christmas and she was too
41:25
impatient for me to roll out the dough and she just kept like
41:28
cutting out these thick ass cookies and they were they were
41:32
pretty do even Came out of the oven.
41:34
Yeah, it's okay. She did.
41:36
Okay. Yeah.
41:37
Same. They like they tasted.
41:39
Okay, they're just not quite as crispy as I normally won't my
41:44
gingerbread men. So Sarah is decorating.
41:48
The gingerbread man, giving them little eyes.
41:50
A little buttons on his chest, giving him a nice little smile,
41:54
and she shows them in the biggest fucking oven I've ever
41:56
seen it. An oven that seems unsafe
41:59
because she just walks into. Yeah, right?
42:01
It's like a door. Like, okay.
42:03
Okay, that's like a walk-in freezer but it's an oven.
42:06
This is like the spiritual sequel to microwave Massacre,
42:10
like that giant microwave. Yeah, this is the giant oven
42:14
version of that same manufacturers.
42:16
I am confused by this oven though because they treat it
42:19
like that room. Yeah, they walk in sauna or
42:22
something. Yeah, it's weird.
42:24
But it's not. It does not.
42:26
However, the ovens have to be at a minimum, it would have had to
42:29
be 350 degrees to cook this cookie, realistically.
42:33
Probably closer to 2450 with how thick that fucking do was.
42:36
Sorry, I'm not going to get over it.
42:40
This movie really just asks you not to ask any questions and
42:45
just or ask every question and let the questions get more and
42:48
more real. Yeah.
42:49
Okay. I guess you know some some
42:52
people may enjoy that more a giant.
42:55
Yeah, I know you do. Okay, so Lorna trespasses with a
43:02
rat. Oh yeah.
43:04
Then Sarah retaliates by throwing a pie in her face.
43:08
It's like the wettest pie ever. Yeah, it's like just straight up
43:12
whipped cream and then like maybe some caramel.
43:14
Yeah, I don't know what it was. It was weird.
43:16
It starts a whole fight. They start wrestling in the next
43:20
to the oven and they hit like a power thing.
43:27
I don't need CI, we're asking questions.
43:30
We had be doing the know. I don't know what this is, but
43:32
apparently, we get like a Frankenstein.
43:35
Yeah. Oh Maj where the oven has a
43:39
little electricity. Yeah, and then we here at this
43:44
point, Amos comes in Amos, you know, a mess.
43:47
We've established him as yeah, sure.
43:49
It was just, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck is
43:53
this. He comes in and he was like
43:54
Lauren I why are you taking so long?
43:56
I thought you were just leaving a note and said his oh is it?
43:58
Really a rat. And he goes, oh, and then, and
44:01
then Lauren is like, there's something in the oven.
44:04
And then they realized that the oven is like smoking after this
44:08
power surge so Amos and Sarah, go to open it up and she goes,
44:11
no whatever's in. There is gonna kill us, which is
44:13
quite a leap. Oh, yeah.
44:15
Like I'm she wasn't wrong. But like he had and all
44:18
rationality. This is quite a leap.
44:21
Yeah. But she's also had her head hit.
44:23
She might be oh yeah, loosening. Yeah.
44:26
Okay. Yeah, they got shocked.
44:28
They could be experiencing a lot of trauma.
44:30
Yeah. So when they open this, massive
44:33
safety risk of an oven, the Cookie Runs Out and they're
44:37
like, wait what? And he makes some remarks
44:40
indicating that he knows there. He's gonna get Sarah and he's
44:43
going to make her pay and they're like, wait, what?
44:46
And then Lauren it aside. So she's gonna blame Sarah for
44:48
all this and Sarah's like, it's not my fault that I baked
44:52
cookies with blood and Ashes mixed into them.
44:54
Yeah, my straightened out bricks fall and then line is like I
44:58
know about this kind of stuff because I don't know Ouija board
45:00
before. Yeah, I know this is like the
45:02
most. This is probably one of the
45:04
funniest lines because she talks about how long the message was
45:07
on the Ouija board and Amos goes.
45:10
Those things go one letter at a time.
45:12
Yeah. He's like there's no way you got
45:14
all that information from the Ouija board.
45:16
Imagine that was their entire night was just watching you that
45:21
gently doing a Ouija board and you contact somebody who's just
45:24
like one of those people that doesn't know what is on top of
45:26
my God, that would be the word. Time you try and take your
45:29
fingers off the planchette like they're glued to it.
45:31
And yeah, keep moving around. All night long.
45:35
That goes with and you're like, okay well I gotta go now and
45:38
then just located the conversation, just starts a
45:40
whole new conversation to give you try and save by five times
45:44
before you actually get out. Well, I don't know if it's a,
45:51
they she has some kind of experience with this shit for
45:54
its magic. Yeah, yeah.
45:55
Basically is with a chalk, it up to, and then Amos is like Hey,
45:59
we could get famous with this cookie famous Avis.
46:03
Yeah, he's wanting to like show it off, I guess.
46:05
And then Sarah is just nervous about, you know, and
46:08
anthropomorphic cookie running around.
46:10
So I decided to look for it. Yeah, exactly.
46:13
The phones aren't working. So Lorne, I use her cell phone
46:18
and calls her dad and then her phone dies because she doesn't
46:21
charge it. I feel it.
46:23
It's fine. Oh yeah, that was me the other
46:25
day for sure. So yeah.
46:28
He's on his way. Yeah, meanwhile, Betty has woken
46:31
up. She sees the rat in the kitchen
46:35
and she's like, I gotta go find my gun.
46:37
But first, let me find my secret stash of alcohol.
46:40
That's hidden under a pot. I this reminds me of black
46:44
Christmas with the, the house mother that has all the drinks
46:48
in their own. So she the gingerbread.
46:55
Excuse me, dude. You're dead man.
46:56
She sees him. And she goes up to him and she's
47:00
got this. Look, I just Euphoria she's on
47:04
her knees and this guy is like, threatening her the entire time
47:08
and she goes to poke his belly like the Pillsbury.
47:12
Exactly. Yeah, exactly what you're
47:14
talking about. I don't understand this.
47:16
Why is she, why are you not freaked out about a talking
47:18
gingerbread, man? It feel like she's not, she
47:21
hasn't sobered up. Any well still, I mean, even if
47:24
I were drunk and I saw a gingerbread man talking to me, I
47:28
would be concerned in question it.
47:31
I wouldn't be like joyed. I might poke its belly.
47:35
That's true. Your lipsticks belly.
47:36
I know how I am as a drunk person.
47:38
You know, I know that I think about it.
47:39
Poking bellies is not exactly the most out there with ya for
47:45
especially for a drunk person. Yeah.
47:48
Okay. Well yeah, I poke bellies when
47:49
I'm drunk too, sometimes. Exactly.
47:51
You're right. All right, I see, you know, I
47:53
believe this so I she goes in for the Poke and he takes the
47:58
knife. Knife and cuts off her finger
47:59
and said, later, we find out that it's her ring finger.
48:03
Yeah. Right.
48:04
No sense. Because it's not like she went
48:05
up to. Okay.
48:07
I can do it. It's weird.
48:08
Like, you're not going to be poking anything with that.
48:12
This is this, I don't like this. Yeah, also see you're holding up
48:15
your right hand because that's the hand.
48:17
She was using. Uh-huh.
48:20
Ring fingers on the left and that's the one that she has
48:24
wrapped up later, I think. Oh my God.
48:25
You're right. Yeah, I'm trying.
48:28
I'm gonna be, she has her. I can't wait.
48:30
She's okay. Yeah, yeah.
48:33
Yeah. I think you're right.
48:34
Either way. I think it's that way.
48:35
Okay. Her fingers cut off.
48:38
She falls back into the laundry basket.
48:41
Yeah, the yeah, the laundry basket.
48:43
Yeah. And I wanted to make a joke
48:45
about, you know, how you keep your laundry basket in the
48:47
kitchen. Yeah, right.
48:48
We your Laundry basket is currently sitting in our
48:51
kitchen. Okay.
48:53
Yeah. But it's not dirty stuff.
48:56
Everything in there's clean. Okay, you know what?
48:59
That doesn't make it any better in my laundry is still sitting
49:01
in the kitchen. I can't talk and I can't talk
49:05
bad about this way. I've done all this shit, no
49:07
matter how absurd this stuff is the most granted movie.
49:11
We have ever covered on the show.
49:13
It might actually be. Oh my God.
49:16
Okay, so she falls back into that and he's going in for the
49:20
kill, but, here's Julie. Yeah, she's coming back and she
49:24
was like, I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on you.
49:26
And I figured you come back in the back way it It's been a long
49:29
time. Julie.
49:30
She's been in here. Raising a Ruckus for a while.
49:33
Yeah, and she gets hit, she gets the old frying pan to the head.
49:39
That old trick. Lorna and Sarah are talking, is
49:45
Amos goes to his car, to see to get a gun.
49:49
And she was like, oh well, I don't really like a mess, but
49:52
I'm not gonna let him flirt with you.
49:54
Like this is their whole conversation.
49:56
It's just like I don't know. You guys are being attacked by a
49:59
cookie. I feel like you can you can set
50:00
these things aside. Yeah, talk about you know who's
50:03
going to be bone and Julio. I don't think they want to admit
50:07
that they're actually facing a cookie right now.
50:10
They're just Going for distractions, like anything to
50:13
not acknowledge what's happening.
50:15
Because like once you admit that you're being chased by a cookie,
50:18
there's no going back from that. Oh my God.
50:21
Oh my God. What stick with me for a second?
50:25
This is a lot. Like the Limp Biscuit song,
50:30
which did it all for the Nikki for the nookie?
50:35
Because that's what they're talking about digital for the 0
50:38
because of the. So you can take that cookie.
50:40
That's are these actual lyrics Right Here unfortunately.
50:45
Yes that's an actual. Let's biscuit song.
50:49
Yeah, did offer the nookie for the cookie?
50:53
Did it over the Nokia? Come on, the Nokia, come on.
50:56
So you could take that cookie. It up your ass too.
51:04
Okay. I can't believe you.
51:05
Never heard that. I might have.
51:07
I don't know. I used to.
51:08
Okay. I did go through a little bit
51:09
everybody. Yeah.
51:10
Everybody had a new metal phase in our generation.
51:13
That's true. Yeah, it's like unavoidable.
51:17
I think those are the lyrics now.
51:18
I feel the need to like confirm. Okay.
51:21
I'm not making an asshole and myself, all right?
51:25
Okay. Well in the meantime, I'll Go
51:27
ahead and just say, the gingerbread man cuts the power
51:30
to the building. So they all decide to go to the
51:33
generator to get the place quit backup.
51:37
While this is happening, the owner of the competing store
51:40
that will be there. One year later pulls up, I guess
51:43
his name is Jimmy Dean and oh, what?
51:48
Oh my God, what I really do? Think that the song might be
51:52
inspired by The Gingerdead, Man? You fucking kidding me.
51:55
Was this a? I came into this world as a
51:57
Reject look into these eyes and you'll see the size of the
52:01
flame, get it because it's like too heated.
52:04
Yeah. And then baked in the oven,
52:05
okay? Dwelling on the past, he's
52:08
trying to get revenge. It's burning on one screen.
52:12
This is really Revenge by the way that he liked that she
52:15
didn't die. Is a God damn it.
52:17
I'll get you for this for not dying.
52:20
It's not wrong in him in any way.
52:24
Okay, you got any more lyrics? I mean there's so many more
52:27
lyrics. Okay, but yeah, yeah, no you
52:30
might be right? I wouldn't like Fred Durst has
52:32
done horror movies, but I did it all for the Nike, come on the
52:35
Nike, come on. So you can take that cookie and
52:37
stick it up your. Yeah, stick it up your.
52:38
Yes, to get up here. So, yeah.
52:41
But I mean, basically, I always thought it was saying ass, but
52:46
yeah, well, you might be right, like I said, he's done horror
52:49
movies. He's got a John Travolta, horror
52:50
movie out there to when the song came out.
52:53
Okay. Are we talking?
52:55
And I'm going to, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
52:57
Okay, well, we're talking about the part where your favorite
53:01
absurd moment happens where the guy gets out of the car and the
53:05
gingerbread man gets in the car and fashion, some kind of little
53:09
thing to where he can reach the pedals.
53:11
Petals and he like drives into him into the building and kills
53:16
him. All right, I need some help.
53:19
Jesse, I need, I need somebody to work with here.
53:22
Okay, hold on. I'm just, I need to know when
53:25
this year came out. All right.
53:26
Well, this is why I've an unedited because he's like, have
53:28
by no, I'm okay release date. Here we go.
53:32
Here it is 1999. Maybe the movie was inspired by
53:35
Nike, maybe maybe. I'm glad we got to the bottom of
53:38
that. Okay, so what happens are you
53:43
weren't even listening? Dude?
53:46
Why did you even tell me to do anything?
53:48
He said, it was my favorite part where he is driving the car and
53:51
he hits learn his dad. Yes.
53:54
Tell us what happens? Yes, he's dead now.
54:00
Amos and Sarah are talking. She mentions how she punched him
54:04
as a child because he tried to kiss her.
54:06
Yeah, bitch, you know what, if you don't want to be kissed,
54:09
that's an appropriate reaction. Action his reaction to that is.
54:11
Maybe I get turned on when women hit me.
54:14
That's what he says to her. Yes, sir.
54:16
Sir. You guys were six.
54:18
Yeah. Right.
54:19
What the fuck? Yeah.
54:20
That's that's that's a weird thing that's like to say, see
54:25
and that's what I'm saying. Like there's one way to like
54:29
misinterpret signs go in for a kiss and then be rejected.
54:33
I'm not saying that you should always automatically go for the
54:36
punching, but if this is his way of flirting is saying I like
54:39
being hit. Yeah.
54:40
Yeah. Yeah.
54:42
He's like he's trying to be kinky.
54:44
Hmm. Either way he sees a blood trail
54:48
and he follows it. Yeah.
54:51
Lorna meanwhile has gone outside.
54:53
Found her dead dad stolen his jewelry.
54:55
Uh, come back inside. Get her.
54:58
She did. I know it was like it's reading,
55:00
right? Basically, until she one of
55:02
those like something to remember him by where it's just going to
55:06
pawn it later. She's definitely going to use it
55:08
for money. Yeah, probably.
55:10
So she comes back and she's yelling at them for not having
55:12
fixed the generator. It didn't have any gas.
55:16
They see this trail of blood they go today, freezer follow
55:21
it. Yeah, and Lauren is like, you
55:22
guys are crazy. I'm not gonna stay here while
55:25
you do this and this freezer is like this, I believe because
55:30
walk-in freezers, I think that's a thing.
55:32
Yeah, they find Julie's body. She's covered in whipped cream.
55:35
Yeah, I don't get it. I don't understand what the
55:40
ginger. Bread man was trying to do make
55:42
her extra cold, maybe, I don't know like that.
55:46
There's, there's other ways to do that.
55:48
Yeah, water. Maybe like that works really
55:51
well in the freezer. Yeah.
55:53
So they pull her out and they're trying to like she's still alive
55:57
but they figure she's been hit on the head and this is where
56:00
serious. Like, yeah, I've been going to
56:02
night classes. I'm thinking about becoming a
56:03
nurse. It's like saying yeah.
56:06
Because you know, is how to like read her healthier like yeah.
56:10
Cause she's an expert now. She's been taking classes or
56:12
yeah. She doesn't interest.
56:13
Yeah, she took biology 101. Yeah, she does it.
56:18
She does how people operate. And then he was says, you are
56:21
pretty and smart, and could be the prettiest smartest surgeon
56:24
if you wanted to be. And that makes her party.
56:28
So they tell you, yeah, meanwhile, Lorna freaking out
56:32
about her. Dad comes back on the front of
56:34
the bakery gets her face cut facing.
56:38
Pretty no more. If that's not true.
56:40
Yeah. She's so very pretty.
56:41
Yeah, and it's not very good. Fake blood know, what is?
56:45
Sorry. Jason.
56:45
Yeah. It's like a bright bright,
56:48
bright red. And it's very thin.
56:50
Yeah, it is very thin. Yeah.
56:52
Like a one Cody water? Yeah.
56:54
Yeah. It's not good.
56:56
So I'm surprised she survived that though because she like
56:59
runs downstairs and then interrupts Amos and Sarah's will
57:04
smooshing session. Yeah.
57:05
And she's like I've been cut now, I'm not the prettiest face
57:08
of Waco. I'm mad.
57:12
I'm going to walk away into this very obvious trap, like there's
57:16
a rope, do not like fishing line.
57:18
Like it's a full-on rope. She walks into it.
57:20
Get stabbed in the head. I don't know how the Gingerdead
57:23
man who's had time for all of these hijinks.
57:25
I know. Right.
57:26
Like he's he's a little boys. All this shit.
57:31
How is he getting around that fast?
57:32
He's not the smart. There's no way.
57:36
Oh, I don't know, maybe he watched a lot of home alone.
57:39
I'm Abi Do the same thing. You know you see that you watch
57:42
Macaulay Culkin, you're like he's a little boy, he's got tiny
57:45
legs. Surely he's not that smart, he
57:47
doesn't have an advanced understanding of engineering.
57:49
You know why you're right. He's probably watch them alone
57:52
because like this is how I die kid.
57:54
That is not big enough to do this stuff to take on these
57:57
people himself because he's a tiny little gingerbread man.
58:00
Like, he doesn't have the strength.
58:01
He does not have the size on his side.
58:02
He has to get creative. Another title would be the
58:05
Christmas movie? Yes boo.
58:08
Yeah. So Now milord is taunting Amos
58:13
and Sarah in a mouse and mouse. This is a weird scene Sarah
58:18
finds her mom's wedding ring and then Millard saves.
58:25
She's a real smart cookie and that prompts her to go check the
58:28
oven. I don't get this chain of
58:29
events, but yeah, she goes into the oven room, I guess I'm Sana.
58:34
Yeah. And the mom is just kind of lay
58:36
it in there. So they're like, all right,
58:38
let's get her out and then they get her out and then Then the
58:40
gingerbread man takes that opportunity to walk Sarah in the
58:44
oven and turn up the heat, and this seems to have little to no
58:47
effect on her. Yeah, she seems totally fine to
58:50
be in an oven. She's sweaty, and she cries a
58:52
little bit, and then she gets out.
58:54
Yeah, she's able to Amos is knocked down and he takes his
58:58
gun and shoots the door, not like in any particular spot that
59:01
would be helpful but apparently, it opens the door.
59:04
So Sarah can now get out of the oven.
59:07
And fuck. What happens here.
59:11
Is this where break comes in? Yes, we're bridge jumps is
59:14
super, it comes in and Julie wakes up and Betty wakes up
59:18
everything just happens all at once.
59:19
Yeah, so break jumps in the butcher, Baker prepare to meet
59:23
your maker or whatever the fuck it is.
59:25
He says, and he wrassles the cookie to the ground.
59:30
And apparently the only way he can think of to permanently stop
59:34
the cookies to eat its head. You think he would try this
59:37
move? Of in the wrestling ring against
59:38
like an actual poet. Maybe like he maybe that's what
59:41
he would do. Like he's like I eat people.
59:43
I am the baker. I will bake you.
59:45
His tomania Guinea ack. Yeah, so I don't know, I don't
59:51
know, it's weird and it's disturbing and I think this is
59:55
not acting from anybody on the set when they look super
59:59
horrified because they've been told what the scene is actually
1:00:02
going to be in there. Like what?
1:00:03
Yeah do you think? Because we see that he's got
1:00:09
blood. Do you think he's got like
1:00:13
squishy eyeballs? Do you think his teeth?
1:00:16
Are your bone? Like, yeah.
1:00:23
Probably, does he have any properties of a skull?
1:00:28
Yes, because he's got that like formation in the center of his
1:00:32
head there. I feel like it can also be kind
1:00:35
of like an exoskeleton situation.
1:00:37
That's also true. This is a new species.
1:00:41
We have not had a chance to dissect it.
1:00:43
Let's try it and explore it. And well now we're not going to
1:00:47
get a chance. It's because he ate it and then
1:00:49
now that's he's overcome with the spirit of milord.
1:00:54
Yeah. This somehow has him possessed
1:00:57
by Bye. Yeah.
1:00:59
So then he attacks Sarah and then what can old Buffy vampire
1:01:03
like? Yeah.
1:01:04
And then he tries to like liquor with his blue tongue.
1:01:07
Yeah. So he's got fruit, punch mouth.
1:01:09
But he's got like the blue Kool-Aid, fruit.
1:01:11
Punch mouth. Yeah, it just fit it.
1:01:13
Trout Amos comes in and throws him off of her.
1:01:17
And then, while this is happening, they all team up on
1:01:21
brick and push him into the oven then, walk em in there.
1:01:26
And then Betty goes, I have third-degree Burns and nine
1:01:30
fingers, can I please go to the hospital?
1:01:32
Yeah, but she looks okay, right, I got some scabs and likewise,
1:01:37
she's they did not make any attempt to, like, do any type of
1:01:42
burn makeup at all. I don't, I don't know.
1:01:44
I can't, I cannot explain those to you like.
1:01:47
See, - effort here. This is.
1:01:50
This is the part where they don't want you to ask any
1:01:52
question. Yeah, they really don't.
1:01:54
Yeah, you don't do anything here.
1:01:56
And then they cut to to sometime later.
1:02:00
They're having a big sale. Outside of the bakery.
1:02:06
Why? I don't know.
1:02:08
It's so weird. You have a perfect venue five
1:02:11
feet behind. Yeah, right.
1:02:13
You can still do a bake sale inside of your building or maybe
1:02:16
it's only been like, a day and like, there's a lot of shit
1:02:18
that's still needed. Cleaned up inside there.
1:02:21
I don't need a couple people been cooking in there.
1:02:24
It's like a smell too good. That's true.
1:02:27
I don't know. Anyways, some kids ask for
1:02:29
gingerbread men and they find a box of them and all of a sudden,
1:02:33
the Develop eyes and that's it. It's really, really bad.
1:02:39
Do I smell sequel? Yeah, it's very much
1:02:42
thankskilling ending energy here but yeah, that's how it ends.
1:02:47
Yeah, and they're also the bake sale.
1:02:49
By the way is not for the bakery to help repair the damages or
1:02:55
you know the bills for Betty or funeral costs for Brick.
1:03:01
It is for the hospital. Yeah.
1:03:04
Yeah, right in the nurses, there's two nurses that are just
1:03:06
there. And they're like, look at Betty.
1:03:09
She looks so good. Like she looks like you took the
1:03:12
to fake scabs off of her face and boom.
1:03:15
Same. Yeah.
1:03:16
They did not put any thought into this.
1:03:18
They like they're like okay, gingerbread man and they're like
1:03:22
we are going to tell not show about Betty's growth.
1:03:26
Yeah, it's so strange. Okay.
1:03:30
All right. How do you feel about it after
1:03:31
talking about it? Honestly, about the same.
1:03:35
Oh yeah. Like I didn't think we would Be
1:03:38
able to. I thought we was really going to
1:03:40
be under there in the middle aside from my Limp Biscuit
1:03:45
Divergence. I thought that we were gonna
1:03:50
kind of really loose Anything to talk about there in the middle
1:03:54
and we didn't know, we could have gave cliff notes of this
1:03:57
whole thing, right? Like we touched on all the
1:03:59
highlights. There are a lot of like, weird
1:04:03
like the whole scene with the mouse.
1:04:04
It's kind of weird. It doesn't add anything.
1:04:07
He's just antagonizing a mouse. Yeah, you know, like it's not
1:04:10
necessary. Yeah.
1:04:11
But they needed some time to fill this movie, like they were
1:04:15
struggling to get enough minutes in bike.
1:04:17
Make this a feature. I do wish that they were like
1:04:20
more deaths. Yeah, there's no, what it's It's
1:04:23
Jimmy and brick and the kind of milord.
1:04:26
Yeah. Yeah, his head gets enough.
1:04:29
Yeah. But then he transfers into brick
1:04:31
and the like and then we've got the cookies at then.
1:04:34
I don't know, I don't know. But the implication is that
1:04:37
Miller's Mom dropped those cookies off.
1:04:39
So that's why I think we're going to get more of her.
1:04:41
And that's right, right. Yeah, okay.
1:04:45
Well thank you. Did it five?
1:04:47
Okay. I'll make my own like a 4.5
1:04:53
because I do feel like like I I get trying and I don't know if
1:04:58
you're trying to be bad here with this movie, but like
1:05:02
there's just like no care put into the details.
1:05:06
It feels very rushed. It just, I don't know, like a
1:05:12
put it up like a half-hearted effort for this and I like the
1:05:16
premise. I feel like that and Gary Busey
1:05:19
and Character, all that alone, carries it enough to be still
1:05:22
entertaining but if I'm going to like actually read it.
1:05:25
Yeah, 4.5 feels right. Okay, okay.
1:05:31
Travis. I think I know this.
1:05:34
Who did you relate to? Oh, I thought we were going to
1:05:37
scout. No, I'm gonna say that one.
1:05:39
Okay. I really needed to Brick because
1:05:42
I have poor knife etiquette with cutting things in the kitchen.
1:05:46
I've cut myself before and I've done in the past and I will do
1:05:50
it in the future also. Okay, bye-bye.
1:05:55
I really needed to Who did I really do II guess?
1:06:05
I probably related to Betty because of the whole impulse to
1:06:08
poke the belly. Oh, yeah, it's time.
1:06:11
That's an easy one. Yeah.
1:06:13
That was like a surprisingly relatable moment, right?
1:06:15
Yeah. I was like, one of the more
1:06:18
human moments of the whole movie.
1:06:19
Yeah. That's the one that really made
1:06:20
me feel like it was a grounded movie.
1:06:22
Yeah. Okay.
1:06:25
All right Scouts. Yeah.
1:06:26
What was scouts favorite part of this movie?
1:06:28
Jasmine. Favorite part was, when Betty
1:06:30
was in the oven because she likes to be on the oven and get
1:06:32
burnt no dummy. What does Scouts favorite part
1:06:36
was? Obviously, when they were
1:06:38
kneading the dough? Yes.
1:06:42
I feel like both of those. It's like the oven because like
1:06:45
any time we have the oven on Scout loves to get on top of it
1:06:48
because it's just warm scallops were stuck.
1:06:51
Yeah. Remember that time that I walked
1:06:53
over to her washer and dryer and started a load of laundry in the
1:06:58
washing. Washing machine?
1:07:00
Yeah, and she thought I was starting the dryer, and when I
1:07:03
sold her, the dryer wasn't on. She me out at me and I'm still
1:07:07
got mad. That's like I give it 30 minutes
1:07:11
this extra warmth. She does.
1:07:14
Okay. Well this movie has plenty of
1:07:16
sequels. What do you want?
1:07:18
Do you want the mother and sequels.
1:07:21
I feel like we meet that. Yeah yeah.
1:07:23
Like I said there's very much an aspect to Millard.
1:07:26
That is His mom is important to his character Arc, I guess it
1:07:32
would be okay to get a little bit of background.
1:07:34
You don't really need background for The Killers.
1:07:36
Usually, I don't need the background.
1:07:38
I just like she's still actively a part of his murder streak.
1:07:42
Okay, true. So yeah, what's her role?
1:07:45
Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:46
Other than making demonic cookies.
1:07:48
Yeah, and I would like to see Like I know sir, I know the
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actress that plays Sarah's and several, this equals.
1:07:59
I didn't see if it was the same character or not the ladies like
1:08:03
that, it's not necessarily a given that they playing the same
1:08:05
character, but if she is playing the same character, I'd like to
1:08:09
see her, you know, maybe. And we're going to do a Sidney
1:08:13
Prescott, and she's gonna go to school and feel like she's
1:08:16
feeling things a little bit. And if the Gingerdead Man,
1:08:18
followed her to college, I would love that.
1:08:20
That would be Be amazing. Like, and it would be so easy to
1:08:23
do. Because think about all the
1:08:24
times in the dorm the military, we got snacks in the common area
1:08:27
for everybody and like, one of them who's like, Sony's, like,
1:08:30
who brought this giant cookie? It's kind of a weird.
1:08:33
Oh, my God. Yes, this one.
1:08:35
It would ya if they haven't made one of those yet.
1:08:37
There's your idea Charles right there.
1:08:40
Higher hires hire us. Yeah.
1:08:44
Okay. So that was the time I guess to
1:08:50
be or not to be Jesse. How do you feel about it?
1:08:54
I would re-watch this. Yeah, yes, I would read watch
1:08:57
it. I definitely want to watch at
1:09:01
least some of the sequels, if not all of them eventually, but
1:09:06
I feel like this is one that like, it would be dumb harmless
1:09:10
fun to have on in the background.
1:09:12
Yeah, I feel the same way. I think I would watch this
1:09:15
again. Another question, would you show
1:09:18
this to anybody? Would you actually put this on
1:09:22
for like people? They're like, I want to watch
1:09:24
something like stupid tonight. It probably wouldn't be my first
1:09:29
suggestion, okay? But I wouldn't not show it to
1:09:33
people like if we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
1:09:35
Like if we have friends over and they're just like You know, not
1:09:41
big into scary movies, but they were big and too stupid things.
1:09:44
Like, this is a good one. Yeah, it would be okay.
1:09:47
If I feel like there are better options.
1:09:49
Yeah, but I wouldn't, yeah, I give somebody saw this on her
1:09:52
shelf. If we ever had this.
1:09:54
Like, I wouldn't be embarrassed. Yeah, and I kind of, you know,
1:09:57
if someone's like, oh, what's this?
1:09:58
Like, can we watch out? Yeah, sure.
1:09:59
Fuck. Yeah.
1:10:00
Like you're about to experience Gary Busey be a gingerbread
1:10:03
cookie. Yeah.
1:10:04
And I mean, like I said, we haven't watched the sequel's
1:10:06
yet. So, potentially watching the
1:10:08
sequels will change my answer. I feel like well, yeah.
1:10:10
I would maybe show them this one but I'd rather show them part
1:10:13
whatever. Yeah.
1:10:14
The one where they go to college?
1:10:16
Yeah, yeah. Or go to space.
1:10:20
Maybe they've done that too. They might have the probably
1:10:22
have he fight our? We know that he fights an evil
1:10:25
bong at one point. That's true.
1:10:27
Yeah, I mean, the possibilities are endless.
1:10:29
You really are. Okay.
1:10:32
Alright. I think that's it for this one.
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We only found out in the wild Are Holy Grail?
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Yeah, like I really liked how that episode turned out.
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Yeah, that it up being fun, I don't think we're doing episode
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Are we by the way? I know.
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Okay. Okay, yeah, we're not doing art
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