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Louboutins for the Lord w/ Mike & Gina | TBCC Ep. 34 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_00: Coming up on the big tea couch.
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SPEAKER_00: I love Easter because it's notoriously like the slutty holiday for me and my female cousins.
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SPEAKER_00: They just really got like whorish, slutty, like Loubuton, cocktail-y dress, knockers out, blowout, extensions.
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SPEAKER_00: Like it just was really about the Lord.
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SPEAKER_00: My blowout for the Lord.
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SPEAKER_00: For the Lord.
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SPEAKER_00: I got a couple lowlights for the Lord.
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SPEAKER_00: Lowlights for the Lord.
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SPEAKER_00: He dies on Sunday.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I think he rises on Sunday.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He has risen on a Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: Good Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_00: Great Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: But on the Tuesday prior, Judah.
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SPEAKER_00: Judah.
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SPEAKER_00: What does he do?
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SPEAKER_00: Kiss him.
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SPEAKER_00: No, he puts on a lace front.
0:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the day he puts on a lace front and um pretends to be Jesus and tell everyone he's addicted to anal.
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SPEAKER_00: He does uh chola makeup and uh dances at the street.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: That's when the betrayal starts.
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SPEAKER_00: Stick around.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey.
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SPEAKER_00: Prepare ye.
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SPEAKER_00: Didn't you go to Bible uh camp for perverts?
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SPEAKER_00: Girl, if you think I did anything with the church, ya mind.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello! She has risen.
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SPEAKER_00: Happy Easter Tuesday.
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SPEAKER_00: I am dressed like a slutty carrot.
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SPEAKER_00: Finally, I've been trying to wear a carrot look on here for a million Halloween.
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SPEAKER_00: 17,000 years.
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SPEAKER_00: Many, many moons have passed, and finally she's graced us with her presence on the couch.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, as a beautiful sexy carrot for what?
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SPEAKER_00: Easter Sunday.
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SPEAKER_00: And by that we mean Easter Tuesday.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm Gina Spears.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm Mike Fails, and this is the big cunty couch.
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SPEAKER_00: Bam, pam, pam, pam! And it's just us today.
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SPEAKER_00: Just us Christians.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Easter Tuesday.
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SPEAKER_00: There's Easter Monday.
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SPEAKER_00: Really?
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SPEAKER_00: That's after Easter.
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SPEAKER_00: That's like a holiday in itself.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean Easter Monday.
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SPEAKER_00: Easter Tuesday is like before.
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SPEAKER_00: The Tuesday before.
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SPEAKER_00: He does the walk through the town with the cross.
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SPEAKER_00: I have a couple.
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SPEAKER_00: Or the donkey.
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SPEAKER_00: I went to years and years of Catholic school.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Cost my parents lots and lots of money.
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SPEAKER_00: I have no clue what's going on.
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SPEAKER_00: I know there's a big stone that moves.
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SPEAKER_00: He's dead on Sunday.
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SPEAKER_00: Does he come back up on Wednesday?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Because he's dead for three days, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Three.
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SPEAKER_00: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I think he rises on Sunday.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: He's risen.
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SPEAKER_00: Risen dining on a Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: Good Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_00: Great Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: This year it's a great Friday.
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SPEAKER_00: But on the Tuesday prior, uh Judas.
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SPEAKER_00: Judah.
2:22
SPEAKER_00: What does he do?
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SPEAKER_00: Kiss him?
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SPEAKER_00: No, he puts on a lace front.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a day.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a day he puts on a lace front and um pretends to be Jesus and tell everyone he's addicted to anal.
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SPEAKER_00: He does uh chola makeup and the dances in the street.
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SPEAKER_00: Notoriously, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: That's when the betrayal starts.
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SPEAKER_00: Um Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: What the fuck are we talking about?
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SPEAKER_00: Easter and religion.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Um so on uh Race Chaser, Alaska and Willem have been shouting out their recent subscribers.
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SPEAKER_00: So I thought maybe we could do the same and see if I love that.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, so our most recent subscribers on YouTube, we have Mazzy, Josh Oberlander, Stephanie Fuentes, Jeremy Hill, Ty Cedars, and the one and only Charity Case from Drag Race UK.
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SPEAKER_00: Charity Case, icon.
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SPEAKER_00: Love you, girl.
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SPEAKER_00: Mama, whenever you're in New York, come on the couch.
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SPEAKER_00: Lou hated you on your season.
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SPEAKER_00: She was so fun and like cool.
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SPEAKER_00: Loved Charity Case.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, she's such a great artist.
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SPEAKER_00: It was yeah, her stuff, her looks were insane.
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SPEAKER_00: Charity, thanks for the follow.
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SPEAKER_00: Charity.
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SPEAKER_00: New York, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: It's charity.
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SPEAKER_00: You're doing charity by following us.
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SPEAKER_00: So literally.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Soy Mas.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, do you have any Easter traditions that you're of course?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to reference my uh Do you have any Halloween?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_00: In the is it the Halloween episode?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm obsessed because Mike asks me like a few questions.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, do you have any traditions?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, no, because in the most deadpan way, I'm like, it's deadpan because what people don't see is that I had to cut out, like trying to ri wrangle you back onto any kind of topic.
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SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, what you're like, is that can we like can we move on?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, like we're you're literally talking about Halloween.
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SPEAKER_00: It's my favorite.
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SPEAKER_00: I actually watch it often just because it's like so funny.
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SPEAKER_00: Your eyelids are halfway down.
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SPEAKER_00: You have like the a line for a mouth to use it.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the emoji.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the put it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Of course I have Easter traditions.
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SPEAKER_00: Please.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm a white woman.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh wait, do I look oompa loompa?
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SPEAKER_00: It's a bit doombity-doo.
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SPEAKER_00: Um I know.
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SPEAKER_00: But I mean, it definitely is carrot.
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SPEAKER_00: It's carrot.
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SPEAKER_00: But it's carrot and rabbit.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, the rabbits just for fun, because it's like Easter.
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SPEAKER_00: You can't, I don't know, viewers, it's gold on gold, like I'm in front of a gold backdrop, obviously.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: But I do have these wire uh bunny ears.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, cut in a little flickering.
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SPEAKER_00: I need to hammer home the like bunny of it all.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, without that up there, it's it's uh Oompa Loompa.
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SPEAKER_00: Charlotte Charlotte in the chocolate factory.
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SPEAKER_00: And I promised myself I would never, I would not wear white with this at all.
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SPEAKER_00: Like I really for months and years even, I I've said I wouldn't I wouldn't wear white because it goes definitely oompa loomba.
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SPEAKER_00: You throw white here, it's oompa.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I've spent spending too much money.
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SPEAKER_00: And oh, oh, and my orange shoes, a pair of my orange shoes got well lost in the fire.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: It's been 84 years since we recorded, and part of the reason why uh we took a uh an impromptu break is because there was a pipe that burst in our studio and literally washed away 90% of your drug.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: No, just kidding.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: But it like it blasted things off the wall.
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SPEAKER_00: It really did.
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SPEAKER_00: A whole I said this on dads and dads because we were just on that podcast.
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SPEAKER_00: A whole shelf of uh heels blew off the wall.
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SPEAKER_00: And again, I I'll say saving Private Ryan style.
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SPEAKER_00: If only there was footage of that.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, it would be incredible to see.
5:21
SPEAKER_00: What happened?
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SPEAKER_00: Kaboomsey.
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SPEAKER_00: It went kaboomsey.
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SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: Everything's dried out, we're fine.
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SPEAKER_00: We got to repaint the room pink.
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SPEAKER_00: It was a good opportunity.
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SPEAKER_00: We went from hideous frog green to um gorgeous uh pussy pink, bubblegonia.
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SPEAKER_00: Bubble creme.
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SPEAKER_00: Um it's like begonia, but with like bubblegum.
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SPEAKER_00: Bubblegonia is like a new shade.
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SPEAKER_00: This is the new Pantone this year.
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SPEAKER_00: Bubblegummy.
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SPEAKER_00: Bubblegonia.
5:43
SPEAKER_00: It's like, what?
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SPEAKER_00: Um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
5:45
SPEAKER_00: I know we were talking carrot, but uh tell us what the pieces and make up this beautiful ensemble.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Rent the Runway from years and years ago.
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SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew the designer, but because I because it is.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a rent.
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SPEAKER_00: It's um uh Zha.
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SPEAKER_00: I think it's rotate Burgundson or just rotate, whatever it is.
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SPEAKER_00: It's Baz Lerman for Target.
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SPEAKER_00: It's Baz Lerman for Lane Bryant.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that like for big girls?
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SPEAKER_00: Lane Bryant?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: He would somehow.
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SPEAKER_00: As his wife, Catherine Marshall, or something.
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SPEAKER_00: And he's gay and they're married, right?
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SPEAKER_00: So gay.
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SPEAKER_00: They're both gay.
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SPEAKER_00: I love that.
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SPEAKER_00: I love that, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Love Z.
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SPEAKER_00: It's old school to have a lavender marriage like that, but it's like kind of kind of cool.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna bring that back.
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SPEAKER_00: Marry a lesbian.
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SPEAKER_00: Remind me to get married.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Soon it's on the calendar, yeah.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: So Rent the Runway, we bought it.
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SPEAKER_00: The rent to buy pipeline.
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SPEAKER_00: And, you know, a few of these would be popping up in nature.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: But now it's been so long that actually it's fresh again.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's new.
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SPEAKER_00: And so yeah, she's sort of she's run her course over the years, just not on the couch.
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SPEAKER_00: But that's why I was like, wait, I want to put green hair with it.
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SPEAKER_00: Just be a fucking slutty carrot I was gonna do for Halloween, and then, or maybe I just was gonna do it randomly, like for no reason, because that's funny, you know, just to be rando.
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SPEAKER_00: I think it was rando.
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SPEAKER_00: It was rando, and then I was like, I guess Halloween.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00: Because the idea the idea got less and less cool.
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SPEAKER_00: And here I am sitting in it, and I'm like, wow, it's actually, yeah, it's not as cool as maybe one.
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SPEAKER_00: It got less and less cool to be a carrot.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:05
SPEAKER_00: And it's getting less cool by the second.
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SPEAKER_00: It's getting less cool by the second.
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SPEAKER_00: So that's what I'm wearing.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: Who did the wig?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, how's your head wigs from the UK?
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SPEAKER_00: Gorge.
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SPEAKER_00: Where I get a lot of my wigs from.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: It's been a second since I purchased from them.
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SPEAKER_00: They styled it, but I pulled the shit out of the T's because that's my Stees, honey.
7:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, you do have a habit of completely undoing styled wigs in hopes of making it just the shape I want.
7:31
SPEAKER_00: You know, I I always feel better after it.
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SPEAKER_00: I always send you the pick and you're like, it looks like you ruined it.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, but to me, it looks so much better because I'm like the one drag queen who doesn't like super tall hair.
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SPEAKER_00: I need wide hair.
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SPEAKER_00: Kind of like Rose has like a flat top and like wide wig.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, no, you do two things.
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SPEAKER_00: You do, you like always like juzge, get your hands in there and like make it your own, which like I actually think is a good drag habit.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: It's old school.
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SPEAKER_00: But then you have this other thing where it's like after you wear the wig like once or twice, you're like, let me um undo it.
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SPEAKER_00: Dunk it in a hot boiling pot of water and like undo the T's and start to like take out tracks and like basically revert it back to its factory settings.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: Out of but like out of what urge?
8:09
SPEAKER_00: I haven't done that in a long time.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: You literally just did it.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that was a good one.
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SPEAKER_00: I just undid a wig that was like 80s and bad and I hadn't worn in a while, but guess what?
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SPEAKER_00: It's getting uh repurposed into something else.
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SPEAKER_00: So wait and see.
8:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, the Frankenstein job on this coming soon is gonna be so good.
8:24
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna love the hair coming soon.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: This time you're actually using it for something, but often you'll just like undo it and be like, I'm oh I'm I know it's like just part of my OCD.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:32
SPEAKER_00: I get locked in and I'm like, ooh, a perfectionist.
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SPEAKER_00: So making it back to factory settings like makes me happy.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: Pleases you.
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SPEAKER_00: Happy.
8:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: And then what is my problem?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is maybe TMI, but like I never struggled with like a lot of men, uh, when they near ejaculation, their balls go up.
8:53
SPEAKER_00: That's sort of like how people describe tucking.
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SPEAKER_00: They're like, you know, when you're about you're near coming, my biggest fear up there.
8:58
SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: I never struggled with that.
9:00
SPEAKER_00: But now after like tucking more regularly for years, or have your balls shrunk?
9:05
SPEAKER_00: No, they're bigger.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right.
9:07
SPEAKER_00: The medicine reforms.
9:10
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: They're back, they're up and running.
9:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:13
SPEAKER_00: Um, so now because they're like love it up there, they and they're playing around.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like fucking bowling balls to me inside.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: They like they'll they'll go in.
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SPEAKER_00: They tuck.
9:24
SPEAKER_00: I self-tuck as I as I near um orgasm.
9:27
SPEAKER_00: I like I like cannot come unless I'm like physically holding them down.
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SPEAKER_00: Like if they go up, I have to like stop and like knock it out and like get them back down.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: It's like, ooh, I find it so unfortunate.
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SPEAKER_00: I love it now.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm like, I would never tuck.
9:38
SPEAKER_00: I would I would just wear like three speedos.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: You're my daughter, you're tucking.
9:41
SPEAKER_00: Three speedoes, yeah.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
9:43
SPEAKER_00: And then tights.
9:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:44
SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah, that's been a problem because it's just like new and unique.
9:48
SPEAKER_00: Kind of, I mean, I'm living.
9:49
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
9:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, okay.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm loving.
9:51
SPEAKER_00: Well then congrats, I guess.
9:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I feel like more normal because I feel like most men complain about that.
9:54
SPEAKER_00: I never, they were like 10 miles away.
9:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
9:56
SPEAKER_00: Now they're like, they're coming in me.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: They hide.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
10:01
SPEAKER_00: So that's my problem.
10:02
SPEAKER_00: It's guess it's not a problem if I'm loving it.
10:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:04
SPEAKER_00: So it's sort of the opposite of a problem, actually.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: It's more of just like something that's happening.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh I guess you could call this a problem.
10:10
SPEAKER_00: I told you this already.
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SPEAKER_00: The other day, so I've been like on a diet, uh, believe it or not, I've been off cowarbs, and I've been pretty locked in, although lately I've been cheating.
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SPEAKER_00: So I guess that's not locked in.
10:20
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I need fucking food.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm hungry.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: I want Popeyes.
10:23
SPEAKER_00: And I accidentally ordered doubled the order of everything.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: I already was like, uh, I'm gonna be a fat bitch.
10:28
SPEAKER_00: So I was choosing a lot of things.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: And then for whatever reason, a glitch in the system, I I doubled it all.
10:35
SPEAKER_00: So I I I the guy came with like a fucking suitcase.
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SPEAKER_00: Like a U-Haul.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:39
SPEAKER_00: A U-Haul.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: He had assistance, uh, he needed ramp access.
10:44
SPEAKER_00: Like I was like, what is going on here?
10:46
SPEAKER_00: Why are there hard suitcases full of Popeyes for me?
10:48
SPEAKER_00: And he's like, that's so great that you like uh feed many people.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: It's like it's they had catering trays.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh and I was like, okay, just I had the door open.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: They were, you know, the teams were flooding in.
11:03
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, what went wrong?
11:04
SPEAKER_00: Because obviously I was so fucked.
11:05
SPEAKER_00: Let's be serious.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh and I charged$76.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: Which like when you said that, I was like, is that a lot?
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SPEAKER_00: Or is that like not a lot?
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SPEAKER_00: $76 of Popeyes?
11:17
SPEAKER_00: That's that's insane.
11:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
11:18
SPEAKER_00: And and yeah, I did just decide to kind of use my dad's card that that night accidentally.
11:23
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, big Ann.
11:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:25
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: Sorry they're like, thank you so much for feeding the community.
11:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:30
SPEAKER_00: You're doing such great work.
11:31
SPEAKER_00: Awesome that you run a soup kitchen and you serve fun things like fried chicken.
11:35
SPEAKER_00: That's beautiful.
11:36
SPEAKER_00: I was like, yes, thank you.
11:37
SPEAKER_00: Just keep it going.
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SPEAKER_00: Upstairs, second floor.
11:40
SPEAKER_00: They're like, where is everybody?
11:41
SPEAKER_00: Like, we're not here yet.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: You're early.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: They're sleeping.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: They're on a really tight uh schedule.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: My nieces and nephews are um on their way.
11:48
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, that's I guess you'd call that a problem because I'm probably gonna hear fruit.
11:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be like, yo,$76 from Popeyes?
11:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that's I need to remorgage.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: I need to remortgage my father's house.
11:56
SPEAKER_00: You ordered a coop's worth by the end of it.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: Definitely on the coops.
12:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so my dad needs to remortgage his house because I uh overdid it with the Popeyes.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: What about you?
12:06
SPEAKER_00: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
12:08
SPEAKER_00: Who am I wearing and what is my problem?
12:09
SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm wearing Dolce.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm wearing Oh, really?
12:12
SPEAKER_00: That's Gaborna?
12:12
SPEAKER_00: It's Gaborna.
12:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh you hate gay people.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: Um Dolce, Zegna, Calvin.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh, we call that the triple whammy.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: First of all, you're wearing your size or is it too small?
12:20
SPEAKER_00: It's too small.
12:21
SPEAKER_00: It's way too small.
12:22
SPEAKER_00: This is this was I've been telling Mike to dress like tighter.
12:24
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I've been doing it over later.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: I because I love it.
12:27
SPEAKER_00: I think it looks good.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: Like, who doesn't love the tall skinny?
12:29
SPEAKER_00: But uh maybe the arms.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: I those are there are literally, I have the sleeves rolled up, but like they they go to like another two inches down.
12:35
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
12:36
SPEAKER_00: And I'm wearing khakis for Easter.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: Does that mannequin have an ear?
12:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
12:41
unknown: Wow.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: I've never seen that before.
12:44
SPEAKER_00: We're like a couple of kind of it's like your size ear.
12:47
SPEAKER_00: You why has amazing ears.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Why are you saying I have small ears?
12:50
SPEAKER_00: You do.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: I thought not in a bad way.
12:53
SPEAKER_00: But you do have like a little elf ear.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: Average ear.
12:55
SPEAKER_00: And um I felt it earlier a little bit accidentally, and I was like, you never let me play with your ears.
12:59
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, yeah.
13:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I mean by that, but I just wanted to grab it a little more.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: Maybe next time.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: Um, well, my problem is I've been getting over a stomach bug, which has been like really lingering.
13:09
SPEAKER_00: She's she's not uh leaving.
13:11
SPEAKER_00: To me, that's baseline for you.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: Like sharding water.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: No, I have a bad stomach in general.
13:16
SPEAKER_00: It's like stress and like maybe some kind of like undiagnosed IBS or something.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: We'll never get to the bottom of the anxiety, I think ultimately.
13:21
SPEAKER_00: Maybe um poor diet, uh hating myself.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: Um and but this was like I got a fever, I had insane diarrhea.
13:30
SPEAKER_00: Like it was the pour out, it was pour out status.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: I love pour out.
13:33
SPEAKER_00: Um, to the point where it was like, well, it's been five minutes.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: I gotta go pour out again.
13:38
SPEAKER_00: Like it was just full, like five rounds of full.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: Pour out is a full cup.
13:42
SPEAKER_00: Like you just dump it.
13:43
SPEAKER_00: This was like my body was like, you don't need any hydration in your body anymore.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: So let's let's get it out.
13:48
SPEAKER_00: Let's get it out, let's get it out.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you were looking dehyded.
13:50
SPEAKER_00: And I sharded.
13:52
SPEAKER_00: Um and tears, because I shit my pants too recently.
13:54
SPEAKER_00: Then I had to teach.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: What I would do for you to shit your pants in class.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: What I would do?
13:58
SPEAKER_01: What would I give?
13:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, I'm a teacher now.
14:01
SPEAKER_00: That's one of my problems.
14:03
SPEAKER_00: We haven't recorded since you've started.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: We haven't.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: No.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
14:06
SPEAKER_00: It's uh behind, Saudi guys.
14:08
SPEAKER_00: And how's it going?
14:08
SPEAKER_00: Um, it's going well.
14:10
SPEAKER_00: It's interesting.
14:10
SPEAKER_00: It's um easier in ways and harder in ways that I didn't expect.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: Um the kids are stunning.
14:18
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
14:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:19
SPEAKER_00: They're all uh Wilhelmina models.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: They're great.
14:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to talk too much about it because like I think if I was a student and heard my teacher talking about me on a podcast, I would literally probably report.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: But they're uh they're great.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: They're young.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: I think it's like you're so young.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: You look back and it's like, we were this age in college?
14:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:37
SPEAKER_00: It's I haven't even been on campus yet.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: You're like, and you're not going to be.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: No, I need to come in for like Meet Your Wife Day.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: I was showing them some stuff.
14:45
SPEAKER_00: I think I showed them like a scene from Scary Movie, and they were like, oh, student was like, Oh, that was before I was born.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: I was born in 2005.
14:51
SPEAKER_00: And it was like, oh my God.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Because I feel I feel very young and immature, like, even though we're like 42.
14:57
SPEAKER_00: We're nearing 40.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:59
SPEAKER_00: I like, I think we have a youthful energy and like a youthful lifestyle.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: And then maybe a youthful look.
15:04
SPEAKER_00: Maybe so when I was encountered with the fact that like these are 19, 20, 21-year-olds, I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:12
SPEAKER_00: This is real baby status.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: It's shocking to actually think about um how young and inexperienced they are.
15:18
SPEAKER_00: And it also, I guess what was interesting, the most interesting thing has been like reflecting on my work experiences and like my growth as an artist over time.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: Like, I think actually having something to say and like guidance to give and having a point of view, like it made me realize, oh, I've like done a lot of stuff.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: We've done a lot of stuff.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sweetie.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: Your experience.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: And we've learned a lot and done a lot.
15:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:42
SPEAKER_00: So it's been a while.
15:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:43
SPEAKER_00: You've been out there.
15:44
SPEAKER_00: I was originally only supposed to teach one class and then something happened with staffing, and they asked me to teach a second class.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: So I sort of I'm very on track for one and it's going really well.
15:51
SPEAKER_00: And I'm sort of like really figuring it out for another one because I was never supposed to teach it.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: That's so annoying.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: But I guess it kind of like makes the drive a little better.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: You know, double down.
16:01
SPEAKER_00: The commute is brutal and it's really um not fun at all.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh boring.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: I guess that would be a problem for sure.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: It's boring.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking boring drive.
16:07
SPEAKER_00: I do that all the time to go home.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: I prefer going than coming back.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm I also I stay in Massachusetts, so it's like I get through Providence and I've got another 40 minutes.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: That's like, oh my God, that's just drive up the road still in every hole.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: And honey, I'm packing in that car.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: Do I need a substitute?
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Were you saying maybe like because of Michael's surgeries?
16:25
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
16:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put my degree project on.
16:29
SPEAKER_00: You should.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: Used to show for years.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: I used to show mine too.
16:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember that.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: The kids need to know, they need to learn.
16:35
SPEAKER_00: They need they need everything.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: They really need uh everything.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: I would bully those kids so hard because they really lowered the workload at Risk Date.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna- It used to be dangerous.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it used to be like unhealthy.
16:45
SPEAKER_00: Like freshman year.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you're not teaching freshman years.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: But it's good training.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, I guess I know I know the film industry has changed, but if like you plan to work at a professional level, it's like you can't like better hate yourself and be addicted to sacrificing friends and family.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and like and put your needs to the side at all times.
17:00
SPEAKER_00: And put your knees to the side.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: And put your knees to the side.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm trying, yeah.
17:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at my notes and I don't understand anything.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: I wrote down, I didn't ask for a free ride.
17:11
SPEAKER_00: I only asked you to show me a ride that's free.
17:15
SPEAKER_00: That should be the lyric.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: Is that right on me?
17:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: That should be the lyric.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: What else?
17:19
SPEAKER_00: What else?
17:20
SPEAKER_00: What else?
17:21
SPEAKER_00: Um Oh my god.
17:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, maybe after the break, I have a line in here that says, Daddy can't fuck.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: And I gotta show you that video.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: I saved it on Twitter.
17:30
SPEAKER_00: This daddy that I followed and used to talk to, but he has since ghosted me, probably because he discovered Gina.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh Gina?
17:37
SPEAKER_00: So he's got like a bear can dick, uh, very girthy.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: Beer can dick.
17:41
SPEAKER_00: Beer can.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:43
SPEAKER_00: Girthiana.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: But he so there's a clip of him like fucking someone, and you're gonna die because he cannot fuck.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: He's twerking his ass instead of like pushing his pelvis.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna die.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: It's that, it's noteworthy.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Well, should we talk about the carrot?
18:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh my god, we're we're like skipping this.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: Skipping around all over the place.
18:03
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be so much fun to edit.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: Mama, what are you holding?
18:07
SPEAKER_00: A gorgeous, gorgeous, encrusted carrot clutch that doesn't open, so it's actually just an object.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: You wanted to be the slutty carrot, you're like, yeah, I wanna, I wanna have like a carrot accessory.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: And like we did a pass shopping, you know, maybe even like Michael's for like fake fruits and veggies, and everything came.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: Everything came, it was like six inches max, and not to be a size queen.
18:25
SPEAKER_00: It was like that carrot is not big enough for fucking anything.
18:27
SPEAKER_00: No, it's really, really hard to find like large carrot faux carrot.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: A fake oversized carrot, yeah.
18:34
SPEAKER_00: Faux carrot.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: It's like that's not so you found a 3D printed carrot that opens into a katana.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it was always I I didn't care about the katana, like it was always the right size, like a nice big, girthy carrot.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:49
SPEAKER_00: But you kind of got a boner over the katana of it all because you're like a weird nerd.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was so then I was like, well, it became kind of about the katana for a while.
18:56
SPEAKER_00: For you, I was happy to like make you happy.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: So so it was just like I had a katana that was a carrot katana, but then it got it broke 20 times.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: 20,000 times, yeah.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: We fused it shut with um some like two-part epoxy.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: We painted over the seam, sanded it, painted over the seam, and then we started the fantastic journey of bedazzling it to filth.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: Mike did all the bedazzling.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: I strung some of these beads.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: The goal would have uh, you know, these beads, had they been five inches longer, that would have been so puss, so cunt, so luxurious.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I actually think it's like yeah, it works.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: It works.
19:33
SPEAKER_00: It's got a little haircut, it's it's the practical version.
19:36
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: It's everything you've ever wanted.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: That I'll never use again and just put it on a shelf.
19:41
SPEAKER_00: Throw it out.
19:42
SPEAKER_00: Anything else?
19:42
SPEAKER_00: Shred it.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good, okay, great.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh, anything else in the making process?
19:47
SPEAKER_00: During the break.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: That's literally a 12-inch carrot.
19:49
SPEAKER_00: That is like it's big.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: We love a big carrot.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: We love a big wet carrot.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: Just kidding, that's from a dog.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: Red Rocket, wet carrot.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: The old lipstick.
19:58
SPEAKER_00: The old boiled hot.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: The old Ruby-woo.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: Not the Ruby-woo.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: Whoop-w-oo! Who-bi-woo! Yeah.
20:05
SPEAKER_00: The old Ruby-woo for Scooby-Doo, honey.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh, she's rapping.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh she's rapping.
20:10
SPEAKER_00: That might mean we need to take a break.
20:12
unknown: Almost.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: I think you get play with this carrot for a little bit.
20:14
SPEAKER_00: Um I know.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: It is so, so key.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, ey.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: She's also like, she can flip her hair.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: She's a diva.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: All my bags can.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I want a caged rat as a purse.
20:23
SPEAKER_00: A caged rat as a purse.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: You know how people are overdoing it with like the objects?
20:27
SPEAKER_00: It's all fake Judith Lieber, okay?
20:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: I love Judith Lieber.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: One day I'll have a couple real ones.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: But uh, you know, these fast-fashioned things that are popping up with like these objects at our purses.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: It's annoying.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: It's team, it's team too much.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: But I do want a cage rat as a purse.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: A living rat?
20:43
SPEAKER_00: I think so.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be kind of fun?
20:45
SPEAKER_00: It'd be so fun.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: At the Oscars.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: It's like a white, healthy, like well-fed lab rat.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: Name Sasha.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: Sasha! Get down.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Should we take a break?
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's take a little break and we'll come back and we will keep talking.
21:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
21:04
SPEAKER_00: Keep talking about Easter.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, buddy.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we need to start talking about Easter.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
21:09
SPEAKER_00: I love Easter.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: I love Christ.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: I love your sister.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: She loves Christ.
21:13
SPEAKER_00: She loves Christ.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: She loves a bumper sticker on your hand.
21:17
SPEAKER_00: She loved Christ.
21:20
SPEAKER_00: She really do.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: All right.
21:33
SPEAKER_00: I guess it's darted a little bit.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but mostly it's work.
21:37
SPEAKER_00: That it's a lot.
21:38
SPEAKER_00: That's a lot of uh work in.
21:41
SPEAKER_00: That's a lot of um a lot of like ass clapping.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: That's why it's like just is he performing for the camera?
21:48
SPEAKER_00: No, he thinks he's pounding daddy.
21:49
SPEAKER_00: You can use the Yeah, use your pelvis, not your fucking pussy.
21:53
SPEAKER_00: He was wagging those cheeks.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: See?
21:55
SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
21:57
SPEAKER_00: Like Don't tell me you got a big fucking Dong that like you can't use.
22:02
SPEAKER_00: Really?
22:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: Happens all the time.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: So uh viewers, listeners, uh, I just showed a clip of like some hung daddy shoving it in uh Twink's ass, I'll say.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't say ass.
22:14
SPEAKER_00: I'll say ass.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: And not actually, you know, penetrate it.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: Just sort of starting his cheeks, his ass cheeks.
22:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:21
SPEAKER_00: The kid's like, is it are you gonna are you gonna move that thing in and out or something?
22:27
SPEAKER_00: Weird.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: Weird.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Let me ask for I'm gonna ask you to show me a ride that's free.
22:33
SPEAKER_00: A ride that's free.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: I have another one, another lyric swap that I think is funny, but I can never get it.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: It's not there yet.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: It's not ready.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but this is old too, so it's less topical, even though Rain on Me isn't topical.
22:44
SPEAKER_00: But like, you know, the wheat drunken in love?
22:46
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: I love when Piazza's like, we woke up in the kitchen saying, 'Who built this kitchen?' You know?
22:52
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like, Who built this?
22:53
SPEAKER_00: You know?
22:54
SPEAKER_00: But it's not there.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: I gotta get the the uh what's the actual lyric?
22:58
SPEAKER_00: We woke up in the kitchen saying, How the hell did this shit happen?
23:00
SPEAKER_00: Is that what she says?
23:01
SPEAKER_00: Saying, Who the hell built this kitchen?
23:04
SPEAKER_00: Drunken in love.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, didn't you go on a date?
23:07
SPEAKER_00: I did yesterday.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: How was it?
23:08
SPEAKER_00: Sweet and cute and fine.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: Cute, but I gotta get my shit together.
23:11
SPEAKER_00: Cause like it was fun, and like we made out a little and it was cute.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: I was excited, and then he was like, Come over later.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: Come over later?
23:18
SPEAKER_00: I was like, my whole thing was like, I gotta go to I'm I'm planning on doing leg day.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: So I did, and after leg day, you ain't fucking shit.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: It makes you horny because it's leg day is good for men in testosterone, but like you can't move or walk.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's cute, that's fun.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: We said it for a new bril Brazilian guy that is interested in me who hasn't discovered Gina yet.
23:36
SPEAKER_00: So we'll see.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: If I could just I gotta land the first date.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Because again, this person, you know, they're usually open-minded, or like once they get to know me.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
23:47
SPEAKER_00: Maybe he's once they get to know me, they're like fine with it.
23:49
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like when I'm out of drag, I could be a man.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: Almost.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: Almost.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: And a very effeminate man.
23:55
SPEAKER_00: I had a massage.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: I had a massage, I I never got massages.
23:59
SPEAKER_00: I really liked it.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: Sarah, friend, family, lover of the pod, bought me a massage because I was too busy around Christmas, like with work, which is so nice.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Very nice.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Punishing me, not gifting me, but that was nice.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: So she's like, you need to relax.
24:12
SPEAKER_00: So I did finally book it, and it was only my second massage ever.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: But it was really, really good.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: I want people to like really gotta I'm a ball of like crunched up muscle.
24:22
SPEAKER_00: I need to be tractored trailered.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: What?
24:26
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, I got it.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
24:28
SPEAKER_00: I need to be like, every knot needs to be untied, and I need to be like stepped on and kicked and and um made fun of.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, you're kind of like a mass massage master.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
24:38
SPEAKER_00: Both sides, I guess.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: Do you keep your eyes open in the hole?
24:41
SPEAKER_00: Um, no.
24:42
SPEAKER_00: I was because I was loving it.
24:44
SPEAKER_00: Loving staring at the end.
24:45
SPEAKER_00: I think I told you I was like, people must tell you you have pretty feet.
24:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right.
24:49
SPEAKER_00: He's like flirting a little bit.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: A little bit.
24:51
SPEAKER_00: I was flirting a little bit.
24:52
SPEAKER_00: Cause I'm always like, sure, people can do whatever they want to me.
24:54
SPEAKER_00: Literally.
24:55
SPEAKER_00: I have no um boundaries.
24:57
SPEAKER_00: I could be so like not even into the person.
24:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, do whatever you need to do for you.
25:01
SPEAKER_00: I think I told you, like, I I swear I felt his bulge graze me a couple times.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: And I sort of gave the like, and I've done this on a plane before with someone else's arm.
25:09
SPEAKER_00: You sort of like lean in or just like accept it, accept the graze.
25:13
SPEAKER_00: And I was doing that, but it didn't go anywhere else.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: But he did ask Sarah if I was single.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: I think Sarah also like booked this because she was like, Oh, maybe you two could, like, you know, he's gay and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: But he did put my hair in a ponytail.
25:24
SPEAKER_00: Interesting, which was really funny.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: Because it kept getting caught.
25:27
SPEAKER_00: I was face down in the hole, and it was like actually caught in some crevices and ripping out.
25:31
SPEAKER_00: I was like, Do you mind if I French braid this really fast?
25:33
SPEAKER_00: I was like, this is hurting me, and I'm gonna have to be like, wait, sorry, hold on.
25:36
SPEAKER_00: But of course I wasn't.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: I was just like, I guess I'll just like hope my hair doesn't get ripped out.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: But then he's like, let me just put this up if you don't mind.
25:43
SPEAKER_00: And it was kind of a bit of a struggle.
25:46
SPEAKER_00: I was kind of like loling.
25:47
SPEAKER_00: That's another problem.
25:48
SPEAKER_00: I can't do massages because like I have little laughing fits.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: So there was a couple chuckles, and I was like, had to just chalk it up to the That's okay.
25:54
SPEAKER_00: I think I think most masseurs are like, they've seen it all, mama.
25:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, I love a massage.
26:00
SPEAKER_00: I know you do more than me.
26:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I don't care.
26:02
SPEAKER_00: But he was very, very talented.
26:04
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, how do you not get boners?
26:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you just do.
26:06
SPEAKER_00: You just get a boner.
26:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:07
SPEAKER_00: What are they gonna do about it?
26:08
SPEAKER_00: They're well, they're either gonna do one or two things.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: They're either gonna ignore it or they're not.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: So why does the sheet have a heartbeat?
26:13
SPEAKER_00: It was heartbeaty a little bit, and I was kind of embarrassed.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, you gotta just you gotta rock it.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: The robbers.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: I tried to rock it for once, like, old me would have like apologized or like addressed it.
26:21
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, new me, like, just gets like a boner in public.
26:24
SPEAKER_00: If you're getting a massage from a gay guy, you and you have a raging heart on and they don't do anything, it's like, what's the deal, man?
26:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, seriously, not even a little like nice to meet you.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: Like, not even a little toggle.
26:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a little punch, a little punch to the boner.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
26:39
SPEAKER_00: That's like, come on.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: You just never fucking know.
26:42
SPEAKER_00: But I think you know.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: I think you would know.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: I think you would know if like dad.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: Because you're like gently fingering his foot through the hole, his gym short tassel.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: I go through the hole.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: You're like, Yeah.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: I want to massage someone.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: Where did you go to college for that?
26:59
SPEAKER_00: Didn't you go to like Yeah, I went to MMX.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: They've got classes.
27:02
SPEAKER_00: You could you should do it, it's fun.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: I do have magic hands.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: I I should be a healer.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: I told your husband, I was like, give me that arm.
27:10
SPEAKER_00: I have healing powers.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: I really kind of think I do.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think I do.
27:13
SPEAKER_00: I need to like unclanch your stomach.
27:15
SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, it has to be me.
27:16
SPEAKER_00: I like you think you do, is like that's the problem.
27:18
SPEAKER_00: It's like you just think you do based on absolutely no.
27:21
SPEAKER_00: No, I do.
27:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
27:22
SPEAKER_00: What experience do you have where you heal someone with your touch, Gina?
27:27
SPEAKER_00: You don't want to know.
27:29
SPEAKER_00: It's true.
27:30
SPEAKER_00: You're the only person in the history of who challenges your delusions.
27:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
27:34
SPEAKER_00: You're the only person who challenges you my delusions.
27:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: But I need to unclamp your center soon.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: Have you heard the fucking culture pop fucking radio ads?
27:45
SPEAKER_00: No.
27:45
SPEAKER_00: Soda?
27:46
SPEAKER_00: Are you not listening to KTU?
27:47
SPEAKER_00: No.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: Because I said something else.
27:49
SPEAKER_00: What did I say recently?
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was like, have you heard the daybreaker dance party for sober people at 8 a.m.?
27:56
SPEAKER_00: Right, no, no, no.
27:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
27:57
SPEAKER_00: You're not listening to KTU.
27:58
SPEAKER_00: I must they've been pumping those out.
27:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I guess I must be not listening to New York radio stations because I'm leaving New York, so I have to change the channel.
28:04
SPEAKER_00: What about when you move around or come here?
28:06
SPEAKER_00: You're you're plugged into like iPod.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm mostly on iPod, yeah.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: Um, do you like the radio sometimes?
28:13
SPEAKER_00: But there's so many commercials.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: It's like, please.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: It's like, come on.
28:16
SPEAKER_00: In a war of the roses, you gotta be careful.
28:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, yeah.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: The phone type.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: You don't want to catch that.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: Please.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: But um But I do like that they do still do that.
28:24
SPEAKER_00: Like radio is a dying art.
28:25
SPEAKER_00: And everyone like from New York says it's rigged.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: But like, as someone who's been listening for years, I don't understand how it could be.
28:31
SPEAKER_00: They're just acting.
28:32
SPEAKER_00: No, they're not.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: They're just pretending.
28:34
SPEAKER_00: They're not.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: You don't think you would like have fun?
28:36
SPEAKER_00: Like there's too much variety in like the responses.
28:40
SPEAKER_00: I bet if you like played them all one after the other, you'd see like it's all the same people.
28:43
SPEAKER_00: No.
28:45
SPEAKER_00: You're wrong.
28:46
SPEAKER_00: But anyways, back to culture pop.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: It's this like hipstery soda that's like natural.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: The way they talk about it, they're like, hey, it's culture pop as the founder of culture pop.
28:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, you've never heard it's like this guy and a girl, and they're like, Does soda grow on trees?
29:00
SPEAKER_00: If soda did, it'd be culture pop.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I've seen I've heard this, no.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna now you're gonna hear it.
29:05
SPEAKER_00: Just like you, just like butterbean.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: Butterbean.
29:07
SPEAKER_00: It's coming to you fast.
29:08
SPEAKER_00: Butterbean all over again.
29:09
SPEAKER_00: It's like the worst type of advertising.
29:11
SPEAKER_00: It's almost like dated in a way, because they're trying to be so fresh and like casual, which feels dated to me.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
29:16
SPEAKER_00: Now I don't think people are doing that anymore.
29:17
SPEAKER_00: They're just like, cut to the chase, here it is, take it or leave.
29:20
SPEAKER_00: That was very like Welch's, like, we're standing in a cranberry bog, and we've been here for a hundred years.
29:23
SPEAKER_00: It's a family-owned business, blah blah blah.
29:25
SPEAKER_00: It's giving 2010, kind of in a way.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: And they're like, tell us about our colorful cans.
29:30
SPEAKER_00: And the girl's like, We have tons of colorful cans, and they're really cool and tons of flavors, and they're natural.
29:37
SPEAKER_00: It's Rachel's gone.
29:38
SPEAKER_00: It's culture pop.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: But like them having like scripted lines about both saying like the soda grow on trees at the same time.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: It's like, put a pistol in my cock.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: Just leave it there.
29:50
SPEAKER_00: Just shells and bullets and uh bombs.
29:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: Torpedoes.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: It's a bunker.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: Do you know what the Kia Asylum is?
29:59
SPEAKER_00: Kia Asylum?
30:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: Tell me that's a vehicle.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: No.
30:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
30:04
SPEAKER_00: I thought I was like, I want the Kia Asylum.
30:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm like Gina Elantra.
30:08
SPEAKER_00: You're like, oh name, your name.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: No.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: The Kia Asylum is in reference to the artist whose name is actually pronounced Kaya, who sings the song My Neck, My Back, My Pussy, and My Crack.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: Really?
30:20
SPEAKER_00: So apparently this whole thing started because there was like a viral post, maybe it was a tweet or something, where like somebody took a picture of somebody being like really excited to meet Kaya, and somebody tweeted, like, this bitch excited to meet Kaya question mark, like joking that like this person who's not very famous is getting this oversized response from a fan.
30:40
SPEAKER_00: So that sort of morphed into this thing where it's like when there is an artist who's either like had a moment and then sort of like faded away or like has only been kind of like B or C tier and never broken through, it's called being like trapped in the Kia asylum.
30:55
SPEAKER_00: And people say Kia because they don't know that it's referencing Kaya.
30:57
SPEAKER_00: So now it's just called the Kia Asylum.
30:58
SPEAKER_00: For instance, like Zara Larson, Midnight Sun, like she was in the Kia Asylum until very, very recently.
31:04
SPEAKER_00: Charlie XCX was in the Kia Asylum until very recently.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: So there's all types like Ava Max is like permanently in the Kia Asylum.
31:09
SPEAKER_00: Like Megan Trainer is like sweeping the floors in the Kia asylum.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: B Rexa.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, B Rexa lives there.
31:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Rita Aura is on staff.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: I think it's interesting that like there is a kind of terminology that evolved organically on the internet to explain this like kind of rude, sort of sad experience of being like kind of a flop.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Kaya like, what the fuck?
31:28
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: I haven't actually heard of she like.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: Does she know?
31:31
SPEAKER_00: Like, is she online?
31:31
SPEAKER_00: It's Kaya Gerber.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: I only know Kaya Gerber.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: You can leave the key asylum, but you can always go back.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: You can go back.
31:37
SPEAKER_00: You can be recommitted.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: So it's like if Charlie XX like flops after Bratt, like she's gonna go right back in.
31:44
SPEAKER_00: They're gonna lock that door tight.
31:45
SPEAKER_00: Katie, Katie's Katie's in there, Katie's there.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: She's I mean, talk about I mean Katie might have the most biggest uh catastrophic like fall of all time.
31:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
31:53
SPEAKER_00: I love she's trapped deep in the in the sub basement when she's 60.
31:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hopefully.
31:58
SPEAKER_00: Are we in the Kia asylum?
32:00
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
32:01
SPEAKER_00: But we I think it requires you at least having like one thing that's like broken through at least to even be in there.
32:06
SPEAKER_00: To be even be in there.
32:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we're not even.
32:07
SPEAKER_00: We're not even like allowed on the ground.
32:09
SPEAKER_00: We're applying to be in the the asylum.
32:10
SPEAKER_00: We're like shoot on site.
32:12
SPEAKER_00: Like why is it called asylum?
32:13
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like a I don't think it's because it's like, I don't know, the idea of somebody being like locked behind bars or like kind of going crazy because it sucks.
32:19
SPEAKER_00: It could be it's not the Kia spa, it's not it's not a good place to be.
32:22
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, we're dying to get in there.
32:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we can't, we're nowhere near Kia Asylum.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: We're not even near a Kia dealership.
32:30
unknown: Yeah.
32:31
SPEAKER_00: They won't even let us on that lot either.
32:33
SPEAKER_00: I love a Kia.
32:33
SPEAKER_00: I like Kia's too, yeah.
32:35
SPEAKER_00: Kia's a chic.
32:35
SPEAKER_00: I have a Maza, as you all know, and it's a lease.
32:38
SPEAKER_00: But you know, there are a couple cigarette burns in it.
32:41
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know what's gonna happen.
32:43
SPEAKER_00: Because one, my parents like don't really know I smoke cigs.
32:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
32:46
SPEAKER_00: Because I do only socially.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: And two, like, yeah, it's a lease.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: Like, what am I gonna what am I gonna say about the holes?
32:52
SPEAKER_00: They're very specific.
32:53
SPEAKER_00: Like burn marks.
32:56
SPEAKER_00: It says camel, like on the camel pressed.
32:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh, whatever.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: I'll I'll deal with it when I need to deal with it.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: There's three I gotta account for.
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Stop smoking.
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Keep burning it.
33:05
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say burn it more.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just make a pattern.
33:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: Make it feel intentional.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: Easter is coming up.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Easter is coming up.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: When this episode comes out, it'll be the Tuesday before Easter, as we were saying.
33:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, are you going home for Easter?
33:18
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: You think I'm missing a free brunch?
33:20
SPEAKER_00: Hell no.
33:27
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like, cut the shit, okay?
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Your son's a cross dresser.
33:31
SPEAKER_00: Enough.
33:31
SPEAKER_00: We're thinking about a different cross.
33:32
SPEAKER_00: And it's like kind of mostly laziness.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: They sort of like just decided that like it was because of like not fully agreeing with the church, but it's like mostly like your parents are old and they don't want to do it.
33:41
SPEAKER_00: They're old, they've already been through it.
33:42
SPEAKER_00: They were over it for a while.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: So we usually do some sort of brunchy thing, which is so fun.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and then afterwards, we go to my aunt's who makes a whole nother meal for no reason.
33:53
SPEAKER_00: Because she's like addicted to making ham.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, she just likes to do ham.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: Not spiral about it all.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and like stuffed artichokes, all these like things like traditional favorites that we have every year.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: Right.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: But it's like back-to-back full meals.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like, why would anyone go to a big buffet and then go to their aunts for a whole new meal?
34:11
SPEAKER_00: Like, what's the downtime between brunch and dinner?
34:14
SPEAKER_00: Just the car ride.
34:15
SPEAKER_00: So, like 30 minutes?
34:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's insane.
34:17
SPEAKER_00: It's insane.
34:18
SPEAKER_00: It's like a whole meal.
34:18
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, Donna, is this like like psychological warfare between your mom and and your aunt?
34:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, my mom's always like, you did too much, like she's your aunt's gonna cook a whole meal.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: But like, I love it.
34:29
SPEAKER_00: Well, she's not gonna underperform.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: No.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: And neither is your either.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: She just likes the yeah, yeah.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know.
34:35
SPEAKER_00: A lot of food, maybe.
34:36
SPEAKER_00: But it's a lot of food, and you usually, yeah, you're usually stuffed when you uh enter.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: But I love it.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't change the thing.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: And I love Easter because uh for some reason it's notoriously like uh the slutty holiday for me and my female cousins.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: It's like someone would be wearing this, like, yeah, totally.
34:50
SPEAKER_00: For whatever reason, like, cause I have all female cousins, and like Easter, because it was springtime, they just really got like whorish, slutty, like Loubuton, like cocktail-y dress, like knockers out, blowout, extensions.
35:06
SPEAKER_00: Like, it just was really about the Lord in a way that like was beautiful.
35:10
SPEAKER_00: Like it really just they really brought the like my blowout for the Lord.
35:14
SPEAKER_00: For the Lord.
35:15
SPEAKER_00: I got a little, I got a couple lowlights for the Lord, lowlights for the Lord.
35:19
SPEAKER_00: Am I right?
35:20
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, they really, it's a wearing body shimmer for the Lord, yeah, all of my chest.
35:25
SPEAKER_00: I mean a G string for the Lord.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: It's a Loubaton holiday.
35:28
SPEAKER_00: And like, yeah, there's sundresses and brights and pastels, but there's also a lot of black, too.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: Wow, she's you know, they just go black with it.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, black plunge, black scoochie, scootamucci.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: It's got a baratuccia.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wow so I that's why I love I love Easter.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna like jelly beans.
35:45
SPEAKER_00: Do I like jelly beans?
35:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I like 99 cent jelly beans, not jelly bellies.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:50
SPEAKER_00: I like the big ones, not the not the mini like popcorn ones.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: I like the I like the old school six colors.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: Bracks.
35:57
SPEAKER_00: Brax, and you know which one is the best?
35:59
SPEAKER_00: Black.
35:59
SPEAKER_00: The white one.
36:00
SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
36:00
SPEAKER_00: Let me think.
36:01
SPEAKER_00: The black is like licorice.
36:02
SPEAKER_00: I love black licorice.
36:04
SPEAKER_00: It's acquired I know.
36:05
SPEAKER_00: Honey, I get the whole bag of black alone.
36:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, I like the black licorice jelly bean because it's uh the sweetest version of licorice you can have.
36:11
SPEAKER_00: And it makes your tongue perp.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: But the white, I think, is the best one.
36:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm really trying to, is it like melon?
36:17
SPEAKER_00: Is it fucking honeydew?
36:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
36:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know.
36:19
SPEAKER_00: I think it's just sort of like lightly citrusy.
36:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:21
SPEAKER_00: They don't really have strong flavors except for the licorice one.
36:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you need a cheap jelly bean.
36:26
SPEAKER_00: Get the fuck out of here, bro.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: Fucking jelly be jelly bellies.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: Worse is Starburst.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, they'd be trying to get that away.
36:32
SPEAKER_00: And mom is be trying to put it in your basket.
36:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so tell me about your basket.
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Tell me about your basket.
36:38
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't really have any crazy like Easter basket memories.
36:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, my family was like over, like they were ridiculous.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: So I'm sure they were huge and crazy.
36:46
SPEAKER_00: We were spoiled.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: But one year there were bunny footprints made out of like a stencil that my dad did with like baby powder.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: And I sort of like, I sort of was like, this is over.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: You guys killed it.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: I was young enough to like believe, but I sort of was like, wait, this wasn't because it wasn't the rabbit I was picturing, I was like, it's over.
37:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, what didn't you believe in Santa until like you were like 18?
37:07
SPEAKER_00: Really late in life.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: So like when did you not believe in Easter?
37:10
SPEAKER_00: I was a little bit skeptical about the Bonnie sooner than interesting.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: You're like, well, the the bunny's not real, but obviously Santa is real.
37:15
SPEAKER_00: It's easy to question the Easter bunny because like we really haven't pinned down like what the Easter Bunny is.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: Is it is he big?
37:22
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the thing.
37:23
SPEAKER_00: In my head, he wasn't.
37:24
SPEAKER_00: Right.
37:25
SPEAKER_00: Is he small?
37:25
SPEAKER_00: Is he like three feet tall, or is he just a rabbit?
37:28
SPEAKER_00: Or is he uh the size of a man?
37:30
SPEAKER_00: It was in my head.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, at the mall, sometimes you'd sit on the that yeah, that Easter bunny's lap.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was a man.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: But that was like you could tell that wasn't the real Easter bunny.
37:38
SPEAKER_00: I think that's what my parents were referencing when they like made the stencil feet.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: I was like, this isn't my my not my Easter bunny.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: Not my not my body.
37:45
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was like a three-footer, sort of like the rabbit in Splash Mountain.
37:50
SPEAKER_00: Right, or like uh Alice in Wonderland, sort of like Briar, who's Brayer Rabbit.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Brayer Rabbit, Briar Blush.
37:56
SPEAKER_00: What is Brayer Rabbit?
37:58
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: Is it racist?
37:59
SPEAKER_00: Probably.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Do you celebrate Easter?
38:01
SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, we'll have a dinner or like a lunch, you know, like a 4 p.m.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah with ham, probably usually.
38:06
SPEAKER_00: But I don't know.
38:07
SPEAKER_00: It's not a big um, we don't like do it every year where everybody comes in.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes they'll be bigger than others, sometimes they'll be like super mellow.
38:12
SPEAKER_00: But my family isn't really big on like holiday traditions and stuff like that.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: Maybe other than Thanksgiving.
38:18
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna ask you, like, where on the slottiness spectrum does Easter fall?
38:23
SPEAKER_00: Because like in theory, it's maybe one of the least horniest holidays.
38:27
SPEAKER_00: Right.
38:28
SPEAKER_00: Because like maybe behind Thanksgiving.
38:30
SPEAKER_00: Right.
38:31
SPEAKER_00: But like the idea of dressing and like you know, getting a blowout for the Lord, it's maybe getting a little hotter and hornier in your neck of the woods.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's I would say the sluttiest to me.
38:41
SPEAKER_00: Mine's like, I think because it's like spring.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
38:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because it's like spring has sprung, spring awakening vibes.
38:46
SPEAKER_00: People are dying to like put their lashes on.
38:48
SPEAKER_00: It's been a long winter.
38:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh so yeah, next in line would be Christmas Eve.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: That gets slutty.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: It can.
38:55
SPEAKER_00: What about 4th of July?
38:57
SPEAKER_00: That can get slutty.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: That can get slutty.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: I mean, everyone's hot, horny, that's sweaty, short shorts, jugs out, watermelon, yeah, melons, melons, and melones.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: New Year's Eve is is horny because it's Yeah, New Year's Eve is equal to uh Fourth of July to me.
39:11
SPEAKER_00: They're the same.
39:12
SPEAKER_00: St.
39:12
SPEAKER_00: Patrick's Day is low.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: St.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: Patrick's Day, a lot of corned beef.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:17
SPEAKER_00: That was the first time I ever went to a gay bar with you on St.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Patrick's Day.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: It was sweet.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: That's sweet.
39:21
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
39:22
SPEAKER_00: TBT.
39:23
SPEAKER_00: And then Sarah met up with uh with us and she threw up in a hurricane glass.
39:26
SPEAKER_00: And I saw the bartender find it and be like, what the fuck is this?
39:31
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: It was filled to the brim.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: She caps that thing off.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: She really, really turned that faucet off at the right time.
39:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she did.
39:37
SPEAKER_00: It was the perfect amount, and but it was on the rocks.
39:39
SPEAKER_00: Because like any sort of abandoned hurricane glass, there's ice in there, and things you don't think about seeing vomit on the rocks.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: Bombing on the rocks.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
39:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is something special.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: That's a long time ago.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: That was back in the day when we were blacking out and puking in public.
39:53
SPEAKER_00: Come on, I miss it.
39:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love sweet.
39:55
SPEAKER_00: What else?
39:55
SPEAKER_00: What else?
39:55
SPEAKER_00: What else?
39:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, we went to LA.
39:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we did go to LA.
39:58
SPEAKER_00: It was really fun.
40:00
SPEAKER_00: We visited Sam and Misha.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: We ate, and literally not a single other person did.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: Remember?
40:05
SPEAKER_00: They cooked.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: We had like a cookout.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God, no one eats in LA.
40:08
SPEAKER_00: It was so funny.
40:09
SPEAKER_00: The stereotype is real.
40:11
SPEAKER_00: And it was like hot dogs and hamburgers and salad and snacks.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: And it was like not a stereotype.
40:16
SPEAKER_00: And these are like New York transplants.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: So they used to be cool.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: And now they're off the food.
40:22
SPEAKER_00: Like no one eats.
40:23
SPEAKER_00: Not a not a bite, not a nibble, not a notch.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: It was wild.
40:27
SPEAKER_00: And Misha, also it's like nobody turns down a Misha meal.
40:29
SPEAKER_00: Like those Misha is an amazing cook and is well known for his spreads.
40:33
SPEAKER_00: So it's like his spreads.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:35
SPEAKER_00: His spread.
40:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, there's grilled vegetables, people.
40:37
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, you could even just like load up a plate and pretend and no one even did the dance.
40:42
SPEAKER_00: Not even interested.
40:43
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
40:43
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
40:44
SPEAKER_00: I love that culture.
40:44
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: Crazy.
40:46
SPEAKER_00: Do you know?
40:47
SPEAKER_00: I love like just asking you things that are in pop culture because like the answer is usually you don't know what I'm talking about.
40:51
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: Do you know what look looks maxing is?
40:54
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:54
SPEAKER_00: Looks maxing is it's born out of like incel culture.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like a grading system.
41:02
SPEAKER_00: Involuntary celibate.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
41:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh it's like a grading system that they use to explain why certain male features are more attractive to women than others.
41:12
SPEAKER_00: And it creates this whole hierarchy of like alpha Chads and Beta Cux and blah blah blah.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: And it's like this way looks maxing.
41:21
SPEAKER_00: This crazy like incel point system.
41:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, this sounds like this swan.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: Which we should watch.
41:26
SPEAKER_00: Basically.
41:27
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we should literally watch the swan and try to bring it back.
41:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:30
unknown: Bring it back.
41:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: But only for men.
41:33
SPEAKER_00: Kind of like how Tyra's coming back with her new cycle.
41:36
SPEAKER_00: I don't believe it.
41:36
SPEAKER_00: I I'll believe it.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: It actually like would be great if it didn't come back.
41:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: It'd be cooler that she'd be like, we're, you know, cycle 25.
41:45
SPEAKER_00: And then it just fizzles out.
41:47
SPEAKER_00: But like she will.
41:48
SPEAKER_00: She'll come back.
41:48
SPEAKER_00: She'll do it in her garage.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: She'll do it in Australia.
41:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she'll do it in Australia.
41:51
SPEAKER_00: The first entirely cream-based cycle.
41:54
SPEAKER_00: It's a cream-based promo.
41:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: It's just like it's I feel like it's so easy to get sucked into like a dark, dark hole, especially with like the way that men's beauty standards are already so messed up to begin with.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: Like if we were younger, like 10, 11, or 12, or like starting puberty, like in this sort of environment, like I think it probably would be really easy to fall into that stuff and just get indoctrinated into thinking about yourself in some really destructive, sad ways.
42:19
SPEAKER_00: Are you recruitable?
42:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I'm recruitable.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't think you are.
42:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I am.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: But here's the thing people who get recruited into like cults and stuff like that, um, they're often like pretty intelligent people.
42:30
SPEAKER_00: Right.
42:31
SPEAKER_00: Because they work really hard to try and figure it out.
42:33
SPEAKER_00: So that's why I'm like, maybe I would be recruitable because I would be like, what the fuck is going on here?
42:37
SPEAKER_00: I have to make this work.
42:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do.
42:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:40
SPEAKER_00: But I don't know.
42:41
SPEAKER_00: I was maybe you're the recruitable one and I have to like save you.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: Let's take a little break.
42:44
SPEAKER_00: We'll be right back.
42:52
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
42:54
SPEAKER_00: Wait, you hate my earrings.
42:55
SPEAKER_00: I I do hate your earrings.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: They're absolutely Christmas trees.
42:59
SPEAKER_00: They're Christmas wreaths.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: It's just leafing it up a little.
43:02
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's a Christmas wreath, but when you do green on green, it's just you see a little bit of like a hedginess that's missing.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: It it works to me, okay?
43:11
SPEAKER_00: Merry Christmas.
43:12
SPEAKER_00: We rarely like don't align about looks of it.
43:15
SPEAKER_00: I just really do not like them.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: Not even with the green hair.
43:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh like going cross.
43:22
SPEAKER_00: I think I'm like, I think they get lost a little bit.
43:24
SPEAKER_00: And they're circular.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
43:27
SPEAKER_00: Um, I used to hate Easter as a kid, actually, because my whole family would uh it it used to be like at a hall that my family rented out, and it was so bleak.
43:37
SPEAKER_00: It was like a piano you could like deal with if you needed to.
43:40
SPEAKER_00: Uh huh.
43:40
SPEAKER_00: And like a school stage, and it was like extended family, like your third and fourth color, like it was like big and bleak, and it was a potlock, and I hated everyone because it just was like, I don't want to like see everyone.
43:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:51
SPEAKER_00: You know, when like there's too many groups of kids or like too big of a head count that like it's hard to play like something cohesive, you know.
44:00
SPEAKER_00: And we needed to play.
44:01
SPEAKER_00: It was hard.
44:02
SPEAKER_00: And then there was a big group photo.
44:03
SPEAKER_00: But most of all, like the potluck of it all was nasty.
44:06
SPEAKER_00: Because like someone would bring like corn and be like, get your canned corn out of here.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, no offense.
44:12
SPEAKER_00: Um my aunt Sarah used to like make an Easter basket with stale peeps, jelly beans, grass, and like a loose change stuck to like the peep.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: I do feel like Easter kind of becomes a grab bag at a time.
44:26
SPEAKER_00: It was crazy though.
44:27
SPEAKER_00: She like she thought she was killing it.
44:28
SPEAKER_00: With like pennies.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's pennies in here stuck to the candy.
44:33
SPEAKER_00: So we had to like deal with that, deal with Aunt Sarah.
44:36
SPEAKER_00: But um then Aunt Sarah?
44:38
SPEAKER_00: Who the hell is Aunt Sarah?
44:39
SPEAKER_00: Couldn't tell you.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't.
44:41
SPEAKER_00: She's some I don't know.
44:42
SPEAKER_00: I have no clue.
44:43
SPEAKER_00: She loved to toss whatever in there.
44:44
SPEAKER_00: Capital One cards.
44:47
SPEAKER_00: Floss.
44:50
SPEAKER_00: A pair of cheaters.
44:51
SPEAKER_00: Plastic spoons.
44:52
SPEAKER_00: Cheaters, pleasers, whatever you want.
44:54
SPEAKER_00: Something for everyone in there.
44:55
SPEAKER_00: Corn.
44:56
SPEAKER_00: She put a can of corn in there, too.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: You know what I was thinking?
44:59
SPEAKER_00: Could be our next million dollar business.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: We should make overpriced pleasers for celebrities for when they need to wear like platform shoes.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, like Kim K at the Oscar.
45:10
SPEAKER_00: You said you didn't know Oscar.
45:11
SPEAKER_00: That was the only thing that I saw.
45:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:12
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
45:13
SPEAKER_00: Her gold dress, the gold pleaser.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: She does that often.
45:15
SPEAKER_00: It was an eight-inch, which is hard.
45:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:17
SPEAKER_00: I will say.
45:18
SPEAKER_00: She did fall on a bush, Kim K at the Vanity, you know.
45:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, at the after party?
45:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:21
SPEAKER_00: I felt bad because like there should be footage of that.
45:23
SPEAKER_00: She can like rock an eight-inch heel.
45:26
SPEAKER_00: I've seen her do it.
45:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:27
SPEAKER_00: But like, of course, she had to be caught on film, like falling into a bush.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: But I will say the eight inch is really hard.
45:34
SPEAKER_00: And uh it looked like a Claire top.
45:36
SPEAKER_00: That's really, really hard.
45:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
45:38
SPEAKER_00: You need it to be the same.
45:39
SPEAKER_00: It's much easier to walk it if it's the same material.
45:41
SPEAKER_00: Material as like my red vial are dangerous.
45:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:45
SPEAKER_00: Like we did a clown party.
45:47
SPEAKER_00: We didn't do it, but we went to one.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: We went to one.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: We went to one.
45:50
SPEAKER_00: It was like I made the mistake of wearing eight-inch pleasers that had the jelly top on a fucking cobblestone road.
45:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
45:57
SPEAKER_00: That was scary.
45:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:58
SPEAKER_00: And I was weird.
45:59
SPEAKER_00: We read a$3 bill and it's like it's basically an outdoor space.
46:01
SPEAKER_00: Like it's basically a yeah, it's basically like old London town.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, literally.
46:06
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: And then LA, we already talked about that.
46:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:09
SPEAKER_00: But I did, you know, a few years ago get gangbanged on Easter.
46:13
SPEAKER_00: Right.
46:14
SPEAKER_00: Right.
46:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:15
SPEAKER_00: As I'm getting older, I am like less slutty because I just I'm like, I don't want to catch anything.
46:19
SPEAKER_00: Which is like, it's not cool to be sex paranoid.
46:21
SPEAKER_00: You need to not be that.
46:23
SPEAKER_00: Because like Dan Zagari, when I first came out, told me that, and it was good advice.
46:27
SPEAKER_00: He's like, don't be sex paranoid.
46:29
SPEAKER_00: But as I'm getting older, I'm just like, I don't know if it's worth the like potential something, something.
46:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, you could wear a condom.
46:40
SPEAKER_00: Like spray you my drink.
46:42
SPEAKER_00: I would rather die.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: I I think I've worn three condoms in my life.
46:47
SPEAKER_00: That's a great question.
46:48
SPEAKER_00: I wonder how many I've worn.
46:49
SPEAKER_00: Like twelve?
46:51
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
46:52
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
46:52
SPEAKER_00: I used to be the town slot.
46:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it comes away.
46:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it'll come back in a huge way.
46:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna have a big comeback.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: And then Sam was like, when's the last time you had sex?
46:59
SPEAKER_00: Because like, I'm the Samantha of the group.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: Right.
47:02
SPEAKER_00: But I can still be the Samantha of the group because she's also tacky.
47:05
SPEAKER_00: In addition to being a slut, she's sort of like, hmm.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: It's a shame we never got her story arc of like losing her libido.
47:11
SPEAKER_00: Like, did we get that in Sex in the City?
47:12
SPEAKER_00: No, she had cancer, yeah.
47:14
SPEAKER_00: But like, yeah, they definitely did that already.
47:16
SPEAKER_00: They would have done it again for her, be like, I'm I went through menopause and now I don't Well, Sex in the City too, she's like taking fist fills of pills.
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
47:23
SPEAKER_00: Fist fill?
47:23
SPEAKER_00: A fist fill?
47:24
SPEAKER_00: I take fist fill pills.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: I have a pill of pills.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: You do.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: You do, you do.
47:29
SPEAKER_00: I should prescribe you.
47:31
SPEAKER_00: I need I need supplements.
47:32
SPEAKER_00: I need like magnesium, I need zinc, I need something to make my brain.
47:34
SPEAKER_00: If my ball medicine wasn't expensive, I would shoot one in your ass.
47:38
SPEAKER_00: Why?
47:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't want your I don't want but I don't want unprescribed.
47:42
SPEAKER_00: You're like getting red.
47:44
SPEAKER_00: That's like actually so gaslighty.
47:46
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm gonna start doing that to people.
47:48
SPEAKER_00: You're getting really red.
47:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it'd be like a public thing.
47:51
SPEAKER_00: Do you have hives?
47:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
47:52
SPEAKER_00: You're kind of making out in like hives.
47:54
SPEAKER_00: You seem really embarrassed.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: Um be fun.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm not going to be so um uh roane when um Alex comes down the stairs, and I think, like, is it I think it's Kelly who's like Kelly's like, stop, leave, come back, do it again.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: I hate that scene.
48:08
SPEAKER_00: I hate that scene so bad because like that's when her psychosis really comes back in a way that's like paralyzing.
48:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even Alex is like, stop.
48:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: She's like, you're being crazy.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: Like, she she really is she is so gas, gaslighty.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: I love.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
48:22
SPEAKER_00: Gil Ben Simone, she's back.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: She's back.
48:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wow.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm apprehensive about that show.
48:27
SPEAKER_00: It's sort of like, I don't know, like it's a great, it's so stunty and great that E was like, yoink and took them and paid them what they wanted.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: We went there themselves, which I love.
48:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, good for them.
48:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's just it's just smart business.
48:37
SPEAKER_00: I think even Bethany was like, good move, good move.
48:39
SPEAKER_00: But I just don't know if we need to see any more of that stories.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: Especially since like we I sent you that clip of them like trying to like dance in high five and upset it, actually.
48:50
SPEAKER_00: Cause like they're the stippity stumbles of it all.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: Like what was the song?
48:53
SPEAKER_00: It was that like college song that we used to like dance to.
48:56
SPEAKER_00: I can't remember.
48:56
SPEAKER_00: But it's like they're like missing each other and like pretending that like they're doing it on purpose.
49:00
SPEAKER_00: They are hammered.
49:01
SPEAKER_00: They're hammered, they're like they have vertigo and they they have like brittle bones.
49:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
49:05
SPEAKER_00: I felt it was relatable.
49:07
SPEAKER_00: Like the way Sonya was sort of like her drunk march.
49:10
SPEAKER_00: She's been doing that drunk march for years.
49:12
SPEAKER_00: But also, I was like, you know, we missed our window before we could have booked Sonya, probably.
49:15
SPEAKER_00: It's like between like yeah.
49:17
SPEAKER_00: I reached out, I think.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: Sad.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: No, but I mean she felt very attainable for uh for a hot second.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: She did she wasn't doing anything.
49:24
SPEAKER_00: It's like after Crappy Lake and before Golden Crype or whatever.
49:28
SPEAKER_00: No.
49:29
SPEAKER_00: Was that a show?
49:30
SPEAKER_00: It was a show, yeah.
49:31
SPEAKER_00: It was like fake um uh Shits Creek.
49:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh it was like Ramona.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: She said Crappy Lake on the franchise, like on Rony.
49:41
SPEAKER_00: She did?
49:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:43
SPEAKER_00: It was called that for a reason, I think.
49:45
SPEAKER_00: I think it became her like fake canon that she forced.
49:48
SPEAKER_00: Weird.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: Like when they went to uh Morocco.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: Really?
49:52
SPEAKER_00: That's no, it's Luann just saying Morocco.
49:54
SPEAKER_00: That should be a soundbite.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: You know what I was kind of thinking?
49:56
SPEAKER_00: We need sound effects.
49:57
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'm meant to like hit buttons.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: Hit a soundboard.
50:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:00
SPEAKER_00: Imagine it.
50:01
SPEAKER_00: It's like that's one of them.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: Like just Luann being like Morocco.
50:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:07
SPEAKER_00: I don't know how we'll use that, but we'll use it.
50:09
SPEAKER_00: We'll find out, yeah.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: Did you watch the Orscrus?
50:13
SPEAKER_00: I did not.
50:14
SPEAKER_00: They're over.
50:14
SPEAKER_00: Lowest ratings in heaven.
50:16
SPEAKER_00: In hell.
50:18
SPEAKER_00: Lowest ratings in heaven.
50:19
SPEAKER_00: History.
50:19
SPEAKER_00: Lowest ratings ever?
50:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
50:21
SPEAKER_00: We're coming up on the irrelevant.
50:22
SPEAKER_00: It's 98, 99, and then 100.
50:25
SPEAKER_00: It'll be 102 years.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: We gotta get those ratings back up, guys.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: I know, especially because I'm about to win an Oscar someday soon, right?
50:31
SPEAKER_00: Um do you have anything for Counter Punt or have to look.
50:36
SPEAKER_00: Look at look at Lou.
50:37
SPEAKER_00: Nude Beaches.
50:39
SPEAKER_00: Cunt.
50:40
SPEAKER_00: It's not fully relaxing.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: That's what I was gonna say.
50:42
SPEAKER_00: Like, I think the only way you can really have fun at a nude beach is is if you go and you're completely comfortable.
50:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:50
SPEAKER_00: That's why it's like, I don't think we could go with a group.
50:53
SPEAKER_00: It would be weird.
50:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:54
SPEAKER_00: Like that wouldn't be fully comfortable.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: It's like you gotta go alone or like with your friend who like you're fine being naked with.
51:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the idea of like going to a nude beach and being like nervous or like I know ashamed or like we're both growers.
51:10
SPEAKER_00: What's the point?
51:11
SPEAKER_00: So it's also kind of like you need to pay attention to that, but you don't.
51:14
SPEAKER_00: That's the whole point.
51:15
SPEAKER_00: You're not supposed to care, but I would let it fly.
51:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm comfortable when it's like where everything's fluffed to the oblivion.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: Right.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but yeah, I don't know if I could fully relax.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: I do think they're cunt though.
51:26
SPEAKER_00: They are cunt.
51:27
SPEAKER_00: I want I think I want to be the person who's crazy.
51:28
SPEAKER_00: I think our our American culture would be saved if we had more like comfortable nude spaces in general.
51:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_00: It's healthy.
51:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
51:36
SPEAKER_00: That's why they say like nudist resorts and like those kind of things.
51:39
SPEAKER_00: You just quickly learn that, like, bodies are bodies.
51:41
SPEAKER_00: There's like on the Housewives, there's like the naked chef.
51:45
SPEAKER_00: Like it's somebody they hire to like come and basically be like I can eye candy and while he's doing catering.
51:50
SPEAKER_00: Forces me out.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to cook while I'm naked.
51:52
SPEAKER_00: Like hot oil, like near your peep.
51:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't want to be anywhere near that situation.
51:58
SPEAKER_00: Like I've done it though, have you?
51:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think I've been like shirtless in the kitchen and got like a little splatter of like, what that's that I'm actually a nudist.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: Me being like afraid of the beach.
52:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I'm actually naked all the time.
52:07
SPEAKER_00: But there's a difference between being outside and being in your home with like your roommate.
52:11
SPEAKER_00: Right.
52:11
SPEAKER_00: She defin has like seen me naked.
52:13
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
52:14
SPEAKER_00: My favorite is a towel though.
52:16
SPEAKER_00: Just wrapped around wrapped around you.
52:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, we know your towel technique is legendary.
52:21
SPEAKER_00: We need to get you a robe, but I'm like, no, I need like a dad towel.
52:24
SPEAKER_00: Swim team, I know how to twist a knot, sweetie.
52:28
SPEAKER_00: And guess what?
52:29
SPEAKER_00: You put the fleet in the fold and the plunge in the front, the drop.
52:33
SPEAKER_00: You gather the fabric in the front so no one's offended.
52:36
SPEAKER_00: You're turning so red.
52:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's true.
52:41
SPEAKER_00: Did you have coffee though?
52:42
SPEAKER_00: Because your tongue is really brown.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: That's actually truth.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:47
SPEAKER_01: No.
52:47
SPEAKER_00: But wait, you're turning so red is so real.
52:50
SPEAKER_00: I was just like, F you.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: It's like, yes, now I am.
52:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: Like so am I for like saying it.
52:56
SPEAKER_00: Because I believed you.
52:58
SPEAKER_00: Such a great way to shut somebody up, too.
53:00
SPEAKER_00: You're turning so red.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: Turning so red.
53:03
SPEAKER_00: So mad.
53:03
SPEAKER_00: That's another thing.
53:05
SPEAKER_00: You're so angry.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: That's what Rena Rena.
53:08
SPEAKER_00: What's that Rena says to uh to Garcelle?
53:10
SPEAKER_00: No, to Denise, Denise.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Denise, yeah.
53:14
SPEAKER_00: Denise got a facelift.
53:15
SPEAKER_00: And she looks great.
53:15
SPEAKER_00: She does.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: And she's talking, she won't stop talking about it.
53:18
SPEAKER_00: She won't stop talking about it.
53:19
SPEAKER_00: And I love it.
53:19
SPEAKER_00: You gotta.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
53:21
SPEAKER_00: She's actually genius to bring it up because she's like, I've been on, I've been in uh entertainment for 20 years.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: People know what I look like.
53:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:28
SPEAKER_00: I can't hide that.
53:29
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, actually, I think like you could have.
53:32
SPEAKER_00: Like it's like, you know, like the way she does it, it's like just to be relevant.
53:35
SPEAKER_00: She also is like pumped with this epic, too.
53:36
SPEAKER_00: So it's like not only did she have a faceless, she like lost a lot of weight.
53:39
SPEAKER_00: So it's like she could have maybe folded that lie into there somewhere.
53:42
SPEAKER_00: But like, it's just I've been on a fitness trip.
53:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't think anyone would would have noticed or cared.
53:47
SPEAKER_00: Because she's actually that kind of like, oh, like no one no one cares about Denise Richards.
53:51
SPEAKER_00: But I do want her on Beverly Hills 24-7.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: I did like her her in the mix because she was so like, whatever.
53:59
SPEAKER_00: I just like I love a woman who's pilled out.
54:01
SPEAKER_00: I know that's universal, uh but uh and exploitive, but I mean it is kind of fun.
54:08
SPEAKER_00: She was as long as they're safe and fine.
54:10
SPEAKER_00: Which she was not at the time.
54:12
SPEAKER_00: So uh we're we're very scary and awful and like violent situation.
54:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so sad.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: But brave of her to talk about it, could have her to get out of the situation, paid of her to get a facelift.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: Honey, you deserve it.
54:25
SPEAKER_00: But also, it's like if your facelift is that good, it's like you should talk about it.
54:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:28
SPEAKER_00: I think it's actually like respect.
54:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna be like, the tech has gotten so much better.
54:32
SPEAKER_00: I know they're doing like a ponytail lift, it's like different.
54:35
SPEAKER_00: You're not getting the wide mouth anymore.
54:37
SPEAKER_00: And that's like poor like Kristen Davis, like right before these ponytail lifts came out.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's the ponytail lift.
54:42
SPEAKER_00: The ponytail lift is just when you you just yank it from up here and you make um whatever they're doing.
54:47
SPEAKER_00: Whatever they're doing, like deep plane or whatever.
54:49
SPEAKER_00: It's a version of that.
54:49
SPEAKER_00: Deep plane.
54:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just we're just saying that they're like, Yeah, yeah.
54:52
SPEAKER_00: But like you don't get a wide duck mouth anymore.
54:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leonardo.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: His head got drained.
55:00
SPEAKER_00: He drained his head.
55:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_00: That thing was popping off.
55:04
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that is an osempic.
55:06
SPEAKER_00: That's a what's the one too.
55:06
SPEAKER_00: It's the Ozempic and the facelift.
55:08
SPEAKER_00: People were like, why?
55:11
SPEAKER_00: No, because like Twitter, I they were screaming about how his head got smaller in a good way.
55:16
SPEAKER_00: They were like, why did the bee that was stinging him every day for five years go like stop?
55:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, what changed?
55:22
SPEAKER_00: He killed the bee.
55:23
SPEAKER_00: A little Ozempic and a little like lower facelift, I think.
55:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
55:29
SPEAKER_00: And like all tightened up.
55:30
SPEAKER_00: Maybe something else.
55:31
SPEAKER_00: Like uh hormones?
55:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:34
SPEAKER_00: A little bit of estrogen.
55:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's on S Esto.
55:36
SPEAKER_00: He's on the Gina.
55:38
SPEAKER_00: The Gina cocktail.
55:38
SPEAKER_00: Like, should I go on TRT?
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Will I go on TRT?
55:41
SPEAKER_00: No.
55:42
SPEAKER_00: Hunt or punt TRT.
55:44
SPEAKER_00: Testosterone replacement therapy.
55:46
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you need it.
55:48
SPEAKER_00: I qualify, but I don't need it.
55:49
SPEAKER_00: Like my testosterone is normal, but I've always just sort of wanted to like, despite what you see, uh turn the lever like man.
55:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
55:57
SPEAKER_00: Because like I've always had like dysphoria.
55:59
SPEAKER_00: Because I've just been like this pretty boy who like never wants beauty.
56:05
SPEAKER_00: You know, like maybe we could just turn the lever and develop.
56:09
SPEAKER_00: Is I don't know if that's how that will work though.
56:11
SPEAKER_00: It's like your bones grow.
56:14
SPEAKER_00: It'll make your muscles grow.
56:16
SPEAKER_00: We will see.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: Change your skin.
56:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I will age 8,000 years.
56:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:21
SPEAKER_00: But that's not steroids or anything.
56:22
SPEAKER_00: That's just hormone replacement.
56:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but testosterone is like it's a debautifier.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: But don't you like experimentation like I do?
56:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, don't you want like me to be the Labrat?
56:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: The cage.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: Like the Labrador?
56:35
SPEAKER_00: The Labrat purse.
56:37
SPEAKER_00: I want a Labrador.
56:42
SPEAKER_00: It's like, should I get into Pop Lay?
56:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
56:45
SPEAKER_00: I think you were you're already in Poplay.
56:47
SPEAKER_00: I know a little bit.
56:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm like not, but like put me in a pen.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm in it for like non-sexual things.
56:52
SPEAKER_00: You just want to pretend to be a dog.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: Pretend to be a dog full time.
56:56
SPEAKER_00: It's like that's not puppy, that's something else.
56:58
SPEAKER_00: That's something else.
56:59
SPEAKER_00: I need therapy.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: I actually do think I would be a good therapist, to be honest.
57:03
SPEAKER_00: I think I would too.
57:04
SPEAKER_00: You would.
57:05
SPEAKER_00: So could I know?
57:06
SPEAKER_00: It's like some legends from Rizidi, like in our class became that.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: Your Alicia Lane's, your Steph Sybels.
57:16
SPEAKER_00: It's like I think they would recruit me.
57:19
SPEAKER_00: You're recruitable.
57:20
SPEAKER_00: I'm recruitable.
57:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
57:22
SPEAKER_00: But like they have they're the chosen ones to leave art for like therapy.
57:26
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
57:26
SPEAKER_00: I think they'd be like, you too.
57:30
SPEAKER_00: You could you could be the girl.
57:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't have to leave art.
57:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm leaving art.
57:35
SPEAKER_00: You have to leave.
57:36
SPEAKER_00: They left art.
57:36
SPEAKER_00: It's all or nothing.
57:37
SPEAKER_00: You have to leave art behind.
57:38
SPEAKER_00: You can chop your hands off.
57:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to sound like crazy, but I can't like think of the words.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: You're trying to sound crazy?
57:45
SPEAKER_00: No, like delusional, but but that it's my truth.
57:47
SPEAKER_00: It's like what I really believe.
57:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to piss you off.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: Or I'm trying to like you being like, I'm interested in this thing.
57:52
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's for me.
57:53
SPEAKER_00: That doesn't piss me off.
57:55
SPEAKER_00: No, but you think you're being delusion.
57:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you think I don't want to say Mount Rushmore, but like I want You're like, I'm one of the I'm one of the chosen.
58:01
SPEAKER_00: I think that could could accept the torch to leave art forever.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
58:09
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you are too, actually.
58:10
SPEAKER_00: You would be a good therapist.
58:11
SPEAKER_00: Life is long.
58:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm a healer.
58:16
SPEAKER_00: I am.
58:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:18
SPEAKER_00: Give me an example on file.
58:22
SPEAKER_00: Where?
58:22
SPEAKER_00: In my whole life.
58:23
SPEAKER_00: What file?
58:24
SPEAKER_00: Everything.
58:24
SPEAKER_00: Everything I've touched.
58:29
SPEAKER_00: Everything I've touched thrives.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: Except except me.
58:35
SPEAKER_00: Everything I touch thrives.
58:40
SPEAKER_00: Anywho, whatever.
58:42
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
58:43
SPEAKER_00: Any final cunty thoughts?
58:46
SPEAKER_00: Already?
58:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
58:47
SPEAKER_00: Did you want to do Divas on a Cliff award shows?
58:50
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: I had Kelly Clarkton songs written down too.
58:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we could do that.
58:53
SPEAKER_00: That could be fun though for guests.
58:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:55
SPEAKER_00: Oscars, Grammys, Emmys, Tony's?
59:01
SPEAKER_00: Globes.
59:02
SPEAKER_00: I think the Emmys go first.
59:04
SPEAKER_00: For me, kind of Grammys.
59:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
59:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, see, Grammys back in the day.
59:07
SPEAKER_00: Used to be shit.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: They used to be used.
59:10
SPEAKER_00: They used to be the shit because people would dress insane.
59:12
SPEAKER_00: It was like the opportunity to be like an insane hoe for no reason or to like wear a costume.
59:16
SPEAKER_00: I want the old Grammys.
59:18
SPEAKER_00: To me, that could be like number one.
59:20
SPEAKER_00: Like Grammys from the 2000s.
59:22
SPEAKER_00: Like that would be That's pretty cool.
59:23
SPEAKER_00: That might make it off to just not fall off the cliff.
59:26
SPEAKER_00: But nowadays, I don't know.
59:27
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
59:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm not knocking off the Grammys.
59:29
SPEAKER_00: I think the Emmys goes first.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go Grammy's Emmy.
59:33
SPEAKER_00: Maybe Tony's first.
59:34
SPEAKER_00: And I I like Broadway enough.
59:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you know what?
59:37
SPEAKER_00: Respect's respect, but it's Tony's Tony's gone because no one cares.
59:40
SPEAKER_00: You don't really get anything.
59:42
SPEAKER_00: The Tony's never changes.
59:43
SPEAKER_00: It's like the we we're not getting anything new from it.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: We're glad it's not a good thing.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: You don't even get a carpet?
59:47
SPEAKER_00: No.
59:47
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
59:48
SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
59:50
SPEAKER_00: Tony's goodbye.
59:51
SPEAKER_00: Grammy's current day, Grammy's goodbye.
59:53
SPEAKER_00: Emmy's goodbye.
59:55
SPEAKER_00: Globes, then Oscars.
59:57
SPEAKER_00: Maybe Oscars before Globes.
59:58
SPEAKER_00: I love the Globes because you get like a dinner.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's been the Globes have been funnier recently, too.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_00: Well Oscars have been kind of flopposaurus.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Oscars were a snooze fest this year, and it was a lot low budge set.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_00: Especially the red carpet like set, the E like set like this was bizarre.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_00: Weird choices were being made, and weird choices were being made on like the main set, like of the actual award show, and it was budget cuts.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: Don't you know?
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: Like it's like fun to be.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_00: When you can like clock.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_00: Like, why is the theme like Skylar?
1:00:30
SPEAKER_00: Mylar and scaffolding.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_00: And it like works as a theme.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know what they were going.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_00: It was like building facade in or outdoor space.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_00: And it just felt like affordable.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_00: We've seen these.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_00: Little goes a long way.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_00: Um Lampos indoors, please.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: You're done.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_00: Call it a day.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_00: That's Hollywood, baby.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_00: Baby.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_00: It's uh I need a dinner at these award shows.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_00: I might still I might still have to put Oscars at the top just because she's the one.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_00: She's you know.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_00: And you get to be fair.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_00: You get to wear two looks.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_00: I could not handle Hudson Williams.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_00: That fucking pandering lady's blouse.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_00: I think he would have gotten the memo by now to be like, girl, chill a little.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_00: Can you just chill a little bit?
1:01:10
SPEAKER_00: He didn't wear that to the actual Oscars, which is fine.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_00: Because, like, yeah, Jesus Christ.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_00: But the vanity fear, I mean, he's doing what anyone is saying to do because like he's the cool kid now, and everyone is throwing themselves at him.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_00: So sure.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the designer was, but like he's like, yeah, I'll wear this because you want me to.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_00: It was a fucking ladies' blouse with a long chiffon train.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, okay, this is queer baiting, annoying, and it like just it's wearing him.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_00: And like, sorry.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_00: It felt like um like porn awards stats.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_00: Like, like, I think somebody I must have I I might be stealing that quote from somebody else, but it's like definitely like when I heard that, it clicked for me, or I was like, oh my god, this is this is like what porn stars wear when they're trying to like show off.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like Dante man.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_00: I want to get into like wearing that.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_00: It's like or two.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_00: Or two.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_00: Orca.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_00: It's always always in trouble when you're or two's on the rack.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_00: I wanna every year I my goal is to wear more like Instagram fashion.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_00: Achievable.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_00: Like like Saint Chic or something, or Vesuvio girl.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_00: Miss Circle.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_00: Miss Circle is real.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_00: Miss Pollyanna Circle.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_00: Miss Round?
1:02:17
SPEAKER_00: Miss Roundhole.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_00: Miss Roundhole, yeah.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_00: You all wish you knew what that was.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_00: Don't you?
1:02:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, final country thoughts?
1:02:25
SPEAKER_00: Anything burning in your little brain to say?
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: Easter is for everyone.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_00: Well, wasn't there a rock involved that?
1:02:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the rock, the rock that was covering the cave rolled away and he wasn't inside.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_00: He was gone.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_00: He flew away.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_00: He went up the heaven and then came back down.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_00: And then he like visited a lot of people.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: Like that people don't really talk about that.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_00: He came back a little too quick.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_00: It was like, okay.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_00: But he like popped around a lot afterward.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_00: He did that little tour.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_00: He was like, yeah, I'm back.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_00: And he like talked to like Mary Magdalene.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_00: He had like side bangs.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was like, I'm back.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I rose, but like I also got sidebangs.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_00: Um, and then uh Judah Icon.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_00: Judas?
1:03:03
SPEAKER_00: Judas?
1:03:05
SPEAKER_00: Icon.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: That's my final kind of thought.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_00: Men who kiss men, I'm all in.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_00: Men who betray men for money?
1:03:13
SPEAKER_00: For eggs?
1:03:14
SPEAKER_00: Diva.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_00: For chocolate eggs, a basket of eggs.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_00: I love eggs.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_00: He was the first.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I love eggs.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_00: I know you do.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_00: But like you love like things that are egg-shaped.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_00: You don't just love eggs, the food.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you have ergonomics.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_00: You love like well, I mean, like you love dividing.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_00: Do you like edges or curves?
1:03:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, what a question.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_00: That's a good contribution.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_00: Divas on a cliff.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_00: Divas on the cliff, edges or curves.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_00: I think edges, curves.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_00: I like rounds.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_00: I like um I like angles.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you sure do.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_00: I do like a round.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, I mean, there's a time for time and place for curves.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_00: But like, I don't know.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_00: I like the graphic nature of hard angles.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, doing it like metal.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_00: I like sh I like stuff.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_00: I love an edge.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_00: And I love a curve, but gun to head.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_00: End of the gun to pee hole.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_00: Going going inside cock.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_00: Going 90 degree angle, honey.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_00: Edgy.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_00: And you go edgy and curvy.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_00: That's our um daycare.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what that means.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_00: But, anyways, back to eggs.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_00: I do love them.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Like a basket of pastel eggs.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_00: Dying eggs in general.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_00: What a what a treat.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean dying eggs?
1:04:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, dying.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: Dying eggs, yeah.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_00: Um a speckled egg.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, girl.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_00: How can you not?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_00: That's why people love Easter.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_00: I feel like Catholics aside, like, people like Easter because like how there's a craft involved, yeah.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_00: Spring awakening.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_00: But also, like, the there's something very like there's like ancient feminine knowledge that's being passed down when like you learn how to dye an egg with like your mom and your sister.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_00: There's like the traditions, like only women doubt how to do that.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_00: Name one man who's dyed an egg.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_00: Us.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_00: Your father.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_00: Die.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_00: That's like old magic.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_00: That's like something.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_00: Those egg kits.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_00: I hope they got better by now.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, I hope everyone has an amazing Easter Tuesday and Easter Sunday and then Easter Monday.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_00: Easter April, Easter May, uh, Easter June.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_00: We love the Lord.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_00: We love blowouts for the Lord.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_00: And we love carrot.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: We love sitting on this.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_00: We love a wet carrot.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_00: We love a big carrot.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_00: We do.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_00: This carrot is the right size for drag.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_00: It's the right size for content.
1:05:26
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1:05:30
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1:05:36
SPEAKER_00: Literally, if you hear this, post uh comment egg emoji in um in the chat.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll get none.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_00: We'll get none.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, zero.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: Never do.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: You know what's not cunt?
1:05:45
SPEAKER_00: Fucking egg hunts where they're just spilled over the entire lawn.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_00: I never got that as a kid.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_00: I know you're signing off, but like, you know when it's like there's an egg hunt in the town?
1:05:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_00: And they're everywhere.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_00: You can see them.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_00: Well they're for toddlers.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_00: But sometimes like toddlers are involved, but like they're uh it's an age group.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, except when like your older cousin or like your dad like has the egg count and it's like there's still three nobody found.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like God, just I'm talking about like a fucking field, a flat football field, and they're just fucking sprayed out.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: But like, what's it?
1:06:14
SPEAKER_00: Then it becomes a sprint race.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_00: It's about running.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_00: I mean it can get.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: Well, BYOB, bring your own basket.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for watching, and um, hopefully, Jesus comes to your window tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: Bye.
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SPEAKER_00: Bye.