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The Hannuke Strikes Back: Solo Trailer Reaction & Infinity War Trailer · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy Luke okay so you may have just heard the normal intro that you hear
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  every week or you may have just heard me
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  start talking um reason for that Matt and Dan have decided to leave me on my
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  own and to leave me to do everything so not just record and throw it to Matt or
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  Dan to edit and upload I expect me to do that all myself as well so don't expect
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  a lot of intros outros or even Jingles for this episode I do have Hannah with
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  me to give me a hand this week though hi everyone I'm back it's nice to have you back it's
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  always fun when you're around and I think Dan and Matt like it as
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  well I hope so or it would be a little bit awkward no I think they like it
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  because it's nice to be able to listen to an episode and have no idea what's
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  going to happen CU you weren't a part of it to be fair they often have no idea
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  what's going to happen in a podcast anyway well I never have any idea what's going on at
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  all so now we all know some trailers came out this week and I know everyone
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  is dying to know Hannah what did you think of the solo trailer first of all I think it's a
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  pretty big call to make me the Arbiter of taste when it comes to Star Wars
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  movies especially considering the fact I
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  have not actually watch this trailer um how can you not seen the trailer I
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  watched the teaser trailer for the trailer well in many ways not doing
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  something is easier than doing something that's true yeah yeah and to be honest I
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  kind of think that the idea of a solo movie at all is just unnecessary like
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  episode 3 why do you need episode three when you've had episode 2 and episode 4
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  you can fill in the spaces what it's true like you know what's happened you
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  know what's going to happen next why do you need to fill in the Gap cuz they
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  didn't need episode 1 2 or 3 at all but since you haven't seen it why don't we
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  just watch it now I guess kicking and screaming as how take you to All Star
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  Wars movies all right
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  so so yeah this was came out at the Super Bowl which seems the way to show
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  everything these days I've watched this probably three or
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  four times just before we started recording I don't know how many times
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  I've seen it now who are these people um
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  you're watching Han Solo I forget who is played by
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  why is he dressed like a Game of Thrones extra yeah that's not really very
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  clear um I'm sorry did a Mr like an A team thing I'm putting
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  together a team thing just happened
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  yes now it's I'm very concerned about
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  this some things it looks like it's going to be quite good like with the
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  they're sticking with the story that I've always known that Han Solo was an
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  imperial pilot so from the books and the
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  backstory which are no longer Cannon um H solo became an imperial
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  officer yep and the reason where he came along with he watched another Imperial
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  officer whipping chewbaca and was going to whip him to death oh and Han
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  Solo intervened yep and stopped him
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  being being killed and that's where the whole partnership between chewbaca and
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  um Han Sol started with chewbaca giving him a life
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  debt but Han was stripped of his rank in the Imperial Army and left to go and
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  that's where he sort of went on become a Smuggler from there
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  and that leads me to the point of why do we need this movie then because if this
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  is known that's not known anymore that's all
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  Legend So that looks like they are sticking with he is an imperial officer
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  but that's sort of it um one thing I picked up and I spoke
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  to Dan mat about the other week was MH remember the at the end of force awakens
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  how they made a big deal about the
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  dice no okay there were I'm sorry like I
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  did watch the movie I was there ah this was the fuzzy dice thing and they're
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  like oh look it used to hang from our rear view window miror thing which we
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  mysteriously had in a spaceship yes
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  that's the exact thing um so also from like the Original Stories and everything
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  Han did win the Millennium Falcon from Land Carin which still look like they're
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  going to do in this movie but my theory is that instead of going with the whole
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  card game that is we've always known they're actually going to change that
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  over to being a dice game which I'm not looking forward to I think it's a bit
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  generous to keep saying which we've always known like I don't I think
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  they're very few people who are as invested in the entire Star Wars back
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  catalog extended Universe let's be
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  honest here but uh now they've really
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  something that really upset me there was there were pictures leaked a while ago
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  that showed the Millennium Falcon with a different front
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  end so instead of being that short stocky thing it's actually quite long
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  and Dy came out at the time went no they're not ours they're not real but
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  then they turned out to be true and they were actually from
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  Lego and the trailer has also shown the ship to have this extended front end so
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  you know that at some point the ship's going to crash and they're going to have
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  to rebuild it or something but they've just changed the complete design of the
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  Millennium Falcon which is just ridiculous how do we know that there
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  aren't two Millennium Falcons well there
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  used to be because it used to be this is a type of frig a
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  yt400 so there's hundreds of them yeah so is there any chance that maybe they
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  started off with this extended one had a bit of an accident replaced it with a
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  shortnose one entirely and hoped Lando wouldn't notice I don't think that's how
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  it's going to work okay but if this comes true I'm taking the role of
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  podcast s sser but that's my role no not
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  if I'm right about the Falcons the other problem I have with the trailer is if
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  you saw the interior of the Falcon it looks brand new
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  isn't but isn't this set like back in the day why can't they have new things
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  why don't you want them to have nice things Luke do you think Chewy is meant
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  to be on the stinky ship all the time well they turned it into the stinky ship
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  later don't they maybe that's cultural I don't know I think it would be nice to
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  have it not it should be newer but it looks brand new which just I don't know
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  it just doesn't work for me so your complaint is the Millennium Falcon isn't
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  enough like the secondhand car you've picked up where someone 's you know
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  given a quick vacuum of the Upholstery and stuck a little pine tree air
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  freshener to try and trick you into thinking it's a little bit newer yeah
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  exactly you want to bring that secondhand cast salesman Vibe into this
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  yep now I don't think the Solo movie is going to be a
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  success this this one has had problems from the start and I actually I have
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  another idea of what Disney should do so Disney and Hollywood I know you listen
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  to me I know you listen to our podcast get away
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  from these movies I still want you to make Star Wars movies but I want you to
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  make more Rogue one than solo so Rogue one in the sense that it's
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  a fully contained story flashes out the background but doesn't actually impact
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  the plot in any way whatsoever of the main trilogies y having someone come
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  back and replay a character it's never going to work it's going to upset people
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  and you got reinvent the story and O hang on I need to I need to stop you on
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  that one just quickly because there's a rumor going around possibly fueled by
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  the man himself that you and McGregor's coming back the OB W
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  yep now does this fall into the category of hey man it's cool if you reprise that
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  role or is it o awkward it would be cool
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  if you if they do make it I really do hope that they have him played a role
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  mhm cuz he is that character now but I don't think they should make that
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  movie at all because to make that movie they have to somehow invent a story cuz
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  we all know that we all know that Obi-Wan allegedly we all know Obi-Wan
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  hung around on tne watching this young boy that's the story yep that's the
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  story we know but for them to go make another movie there has to be a story
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  for him to Obi-Wan to go out and have some Adventure somewhere and if he's
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  having some Adventure like that why doesn't he actually just go and try and
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  fight Vader and save the universe isn't he like the Godfather of
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  Luke or something or what what does he do oh oh that's right you haven't
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  actually seen the prequels you told me they weren't real movies they don't
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  exist so what happens at the end of
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  episode 3 that doesn't exist is Obi-Wan
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  and anak can Skywalker fight yep OB Wan chops his legs and arms off and throws
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  him into a pit of lava why is obiwan chopping his own legs off no it chops
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  Anakin's legs off I was about to say that seems pretty careless so drops his
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  legs off and then he um what does he do
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  next yeah he just walks away he goes I
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  loved you and walks away hang on first rule of zombie movies double tap double
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  tap head shot now he s of just walks off and leaves him for dead wait is everyone
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  meant to be like good at this stuff no good at Jedi he only reeved the rank of
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  Jedi Knight he didn't want to go to jetto master or anything okay I don't understand the
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  system because in the movies I watched Luke Skywalker just went off for a while
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  came back and had given himself a new title yeah back then there used to be a
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  council and everything but back there in history in days of
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  your but yeah so he just walks off
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  leaving for dead and then takes um Padme
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  or amadala it's Padme Natalie Portman Natalie Portman takes her off because
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  she gives birth to the twins sorry Obi-Wan's kidnapped a pregnant lady
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  after chopping up her baby daddy and leaving him in a volcano he's rescued
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  her takes her to a medical ship and B
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  Lana who's the ambassador or president
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  or king of um um oh God I should Alon
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  how did I not know that um how did I know that oh God so yep and so she gives birth to the
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  twins she names them and then dies for no particular reason H can I ask a
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  question that's always bothered me mhm
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  how come she was able to be like LS I want this one to become the princess and
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  this guy I don't know desert or something she doesn't have any say in
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  that she honestly just names them and then dies for no reason on a medical
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  ship yes so they can give Anakin sky has
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  been burned in lava had his arms they can make him survive she this is the
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  actual thing she gave up the will to live she just gave birth to twins and
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  she went can't be bothered anymore to be fair considering how one
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  of them turned out just saying and
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  then B Orana goes we'll take the girl we've always wanted a daughter of her
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  own so Leia goes off to become his daughter and that's where she grows up
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  to be the senator and everything and Obi-Wan goes with Luke ah he should
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  be with his family and sends him off to live with his step brother his uncle and
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  then just watches him from afar it doesn't get less creepy no no no it
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  doesn't it really does wasn't where was I going with all this where you are
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  going with this is that Obi-Wan needs an adventure that explains how he could
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  keep watching Luke under the care of the lady with the milk um but also still be
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  around in the desert yeah so there there's yeah makes no sense they can't
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  do it I but if they do do it I hope they do it with well what if they did a thing
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  where it's like oh here's how obiwan found the blue milk
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  lady uh they know each other they've met
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  oh yeah like that's there they actually also have in the movie where he hands
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  the baby over and then they sort of look off into the
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  sunset doesn't that planet have like two suns yes it's a binary star system how
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  do I know this why do I know this you're learning uh I've probably forgotten something
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  actually useful to learn this but yeah so that's why I think with OB they
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  should stay away from that story what I'd like to see and what I think could
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  do well much along the same lines as Rogue one let's show us some bans
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  dying now do you know what that's a reference to many bans died for these
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  plans close I sent boson out to get me coffee all dead very
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  close so is it a type of bird no it's a
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  sort of a cat-like alien species why are no you know what you
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  know what enough star enough with the Star Wars let's not pretend I am not
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  Matt I cannot amuse you let me get my idea out so Disney and Hollywood can
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  hear me Luke wants a Bon's movie no that's not just that I want movies like
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  that that's sort of touch but go into you can actually sort of expand upon the
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  universe a little bit more with stories that people aren't already passionate
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  about out Hollywood if you're listening Luke has a shoe box under the bed with
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  many scribbled napkins covered with plot ideas and small but tasteful sketches of
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  himself in scenes that could appear in these films they will steal them
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  eventually but I'm telling you we will have a movie in the next 5 years about
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  BFF's dying we will have a movie who is this we who is this magical Star Wars we
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  this is just everyone on Earth as the collective we the ones who all know about the Star
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  Wars extended Universe which is now Legend and who all impatiently wait next
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  to their little multiple nerdgasm subscribe subscription boxes each week
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  will Luke give away the next Star Wars plot will it be this week if you haven't
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  already subscribed to us by the way you probably should Luke does give away
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  plots years in advance mhm spooky and then I also give spoilers away for
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  movies as well that have just come out sometimes Luke hasn't even seen the film
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  but he's excellent guesser I'm really good at it it's really I don't know why
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  it's my it's my talent not a very good talent it's my
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  super power I'm kind of tempted to throw movie titles at you and just see what
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  you think the spoiler is but that's a bit crazy we've got a game for that we
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  ask mat gives us hints I always ask do a woman have her breast cut
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  off why that's my first my go-to question has that happened in many films
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  he found one and special for me so I got it right we haven't played that game in a long
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  time oh God see this just reminds me of
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  a guy that I used to work with who based on the movie poster and her name would
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  just make up what he thought the film synopsis would be in his head so he come
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  to work and say things like I'm going to go see that movie tonight you know the
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  one about a group of tea ladies who work at Nasa and then become astronauts and
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  we're all like H hidden figures yeah yeah that's the
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  one that's the one what yeah and there was another one I think it was what was
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  the last X-Men movie the one with the time travel I don't know I tuned out of
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  the X-Men movies a while ago oh I think it was like X-Men apocalypse or
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  something similar to that apologies if there are X-Men afficianados who are
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  about to send me an angry email at podcast multip nerdgasm tocom um but
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  Richard yeah the guy's name was Richard just heard that title of X-Men
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  apocalypse and was telling everyone he was really Keen to see this movie about transgender
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  youth entering public bathrooms in the USA and
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  causing National
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  Panic that's okay yeah we all really wanted to go to Richard Cinema to be
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  honest like I I always just wondered did the movies he saw actually stack up to
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  this and another movie I want to talk about that is kind of like that like do
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  my dreams stack up to the reality is going to be the Jurassic world sequel
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  yeah oh I'll be honest I watched all the Jurassic Park films as a I think I would
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  have been like around 10 years old at a sleepover party and we watched saw them at the
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  movies well we weren't all allowed to and Maddie's mom had to call our parents
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  and let them know that we were all going to watch an inappropriate movie because
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  it's PG or M or something I don't know I think it's I think Jurassic Park was PG
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  I can't say anything that's M you know well it was Parental Guidance or
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  something like that and you know Manny's mom for some reason didn't want to hang
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  out with a group of girls at a sleepover so there'd be no parental guidance and
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  she wanted to make sure her parents were cool with her so we watched all three
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  movies and then I never watched them again but then I saw Jurassic world and
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  I was very excited because I was like they did it they made the
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  park that oh that movie was stupid people are not going to get bored with
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  dinosaurs that they need to create a new magical oneand I have seen children
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  crying at Disneyland I'm just going to say there's always going to be some kid
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  who's ruined it you could ride a
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  Triceratops never get bored with that yeah but you couldn't take it home with
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  you so I haven't actually seen this trailer yet let's give this one a watch
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  I watched the first trailer for Jurassic world 2 and just from it seems
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  a something about that the world the island that they're on is now going to
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  be hit by a volcano so they have to rescue the dinosaurs which just seems a bit
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  [Music] ridiculous well not many creatures have
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  naturally evolved to survive a volcanic eruption
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  so someone should probably help although I have a very real question mhm I'm
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  watching this trailer yep why are there children um there were children in the
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  other ones no no no but that made sense like it's a tourist Island you're going
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  to bring your kids to ride a Triceratops no no no no I'm talking about in The
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  Originals as well uh yes but they were
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  all all with made the park safe or this is going to be tourist attraction kids
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  you'll be behind the scenes this I'm seeing children on the Volcano Island
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  why no I don't I have I don't think you saw them on the volcano you saw like
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  what was either a bad dream or there was there was a small child but I don't
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  think that was oh no no there they are no it looks like they make they they
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  take the dinosaurs home and try and raise them in their backyard from what I
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  can see from the trailer now or has Chris Pratt and the lady whose name I've
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  forgotten gone to live on the island to be dinosaur custodians or something no I
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  think that they're trying to rescue from what I saw from the first trailer but
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  I'm not looking forward to this I the first one was the first Jurassic world
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  was okay but I've only seen it once I've not got no urge to see it again whereas the
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  original Jurassic Park movies I watched a few times over the years that's a good
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  point however look I'll admit I had my face
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  shaken in remakes or you know sequels to Originals that I thought really
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  shouldn't be touched but after seeing jamanji the other week which I just
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  thought was clever it was good that was a good movie it was fun good and I it
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  had The Rock in it so it was always going to be good the people's Rock um
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  but after seeing that where they took something that should be fairly holy I
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  mean like every kid who watched jamanji loved jamanji as a kid or had nightmares
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  about the scene with all the snakes and the spiders and stuff um but the J
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  snakes in that movie there's always snakes I never saw it always
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  snakes but the fact that they were able to make a second jamanji movie that paid
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  aage to the first but also worked this is actually the third one there was
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  already a sequel to jamanji well I didn't see that I did watch a lot
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  of the cartoon series sther or something I don't count that because it's in space
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  but it's still a sequel to J M I don't know I'm just I'm just full of optimism
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  let me dream that Jurassic World Forbidden Island I I don't even know the
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  name good job trailer I don't know your name Jurassic world 2 Jurassic world 2
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  you bet Jurassic can get more extreme I think it's just going to be more
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  running yeah probably and let's watch one last trailer that I also haven't
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  seen which is the infinity War trailer I okay so do you want me to give
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  background on this because I think I outm Marvel you I say this with love what do you
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  mean I understand Marvel
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  uh-huh so this is the this is the one where they all come together and they're
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  actually going to be instead of Thanos sort of being in the background and sort
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  of being there they're actually going to fight him this
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  time yes which canonically Speaking is quite
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  interesting did you ever read the comics no I can't read Comics I've tried I just
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  I can't do it okay cuz fans of the original Comics will know that
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  canonically there have only actually been a couple of characters who have
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  ever beaten Thanos and Luke you will approve of this the mightiest one the
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  one who pretty much single-handedly defeated Thanos mhm do you want to guess
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  which character no Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl squirrel girl she's not in
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  this current generation M that's why I'm concerned no Squirrel Girl what are the
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  odds although as we can see from this trailer we're watching at the moment
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  Doctor Strange has brought along a friend what has Doctor Strange ever done to
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  you nothing and that's the problem you haven't even seen the movie I watched
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  whole seconds and then I said why I'm sorry everyone but Thor
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  Ragnarok was just so good I just don't know anymore I'm actually
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  going to buy that when it comes out cuz I want to see it again and I don't want
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  to wait for it to come out until streaming service H I was just going to
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  write to take away Titi and ask if we can be friends okay it's worth a try
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  yeah so this is infinity war is meant to be
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  part one is it this this meant to be broken up
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  into um I believe it's I believe it's going to be a
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  two-parter but I'm not sure like they're going to have this big one where
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  everyone's going to be and black panther is definitely going to be leading up to
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  it cuz I think Infinity war is the next movie to come out after Black
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  Panther and then there going to be a few Standalone movies and then back to the big one
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  again I'm actually looking forward to the Guardians of the Galaxy being in it
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  cuz as I've said before that is g Galaxy Volume 2 is my favorite Marvel movie
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  which is interesting what was it about the second film that you like so much I
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  don't know I just think they went a little bit more over the top but I just
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  love the part where like starl Lord's going to be I can make anything I'm
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  going to make some weird and then he's just a giant Pac-Man stuff like that I just liked I
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  think the first Guardians movie we described it to someone as if an
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  8-year-old boy was making a movie this is the movie he would make and so the
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  8-year-old boy got a little bit older and the DRS were a little bit better I
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  just think the second one was better I still love the first one I'm not saying
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  anything wrong with the first one yeah I'm just going to say that if we're
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  calling favorite Marvel movie of all time of the ones that we've had so far
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  Thor Ragnarok it's got my heart it's got my vote yep that's why I'm going to buy
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  it so we can watch it when it comes out should be it should be out soon I think
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  I don't know why we need to rewatch films cuz it's great
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  and why TT t he um put lots of um Easter eggs in it
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  so I think it'd be nice to try and have a bit closer look at them oh that's
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  actually a good point yeah also take TD if you're listening one can we be
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  friends and two happy white uh whitea
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  day that's the New Zealand national
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  day yep when was that today okay so now
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  you've dated it have I is it common knowledge when that day is around the
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  world people have Google do they use it though I mean who
• 27:05
  actually Googles the stuff we talk about like I'm pretty sure people don't rely
• 27:12
  actually you know what I'm pretty sure people do rely on you guys to give them
• 27:15
  the news first oh no we told people do not rely us on for
• 27:19
  that we don't fact check anything but you were telling me today that someone
• 27:24
  bought some sort of skin online for 61 Grand am I meant to just
• 27:30
  like things that that didn't happen this I looked into so do you know much about Counter
• 27:36
  Strike um I think it's a firsters
• 27:39
  shooter game it's like pretty much what used to be one of the big games it's now
• 27:45
  sort of dropped off as other people play other games but this used to be probably
• 27:49
  one of the biggest tournaments that people would watch like this in Starcraft or or
• 27:55
  Counter-Strike and Starcraft were the big ones well they have skins for guns
• 28:01
  and there's always been a big market for them um and someone just spent 61,000 like
• 28:08
  34 it's sort of weird how they came to that figure to buy uh a skin for a
• 28:14
  sniper rifle and I'm just okay why this might shock you mhm I don't know much
• 28:20
  about skins mhm how if I if I've paid the 61 Grand
• 28:26
  yep first of all one of am I doing with my life yep second how do I know no one
• 28:32
  can just copy that oh no no cuz other people can get that skin then why it's
• 28:38
  not a oneof a kind it's just very rare and hard to come by so the way skins
• 28:42
  work in csgo or the way they used to work when I was having a look is you
• 28:47
  play matches and every now and again you'd be rewarded
• 28:50
  with not sure if you get loot crates or if you just get rewarded with random
• 28:55
  skins throughout the time Christmas crackers
• 28:59
  and with this skin this one is just uh you get it from watching a streaming
• 29:05
  match and so it's rare to get that you just be watching it and somehow you
• 29:10
  magically get it but there gambling for skins like this has been crazy and I've
• 29:15
  never understood skins myself because they just changed the color of the gun
• 29:20
  so I've never didn't you pay to customize a horse or something in a game
• 29:25
  uh that was my horse and he wanted AR that was the start of DLC and I paid for
• 29:32
  it so in a way you did this yeah this is all my
• 29:37
  fault yeah okay but with this gun it's sort of I don't even think it's that
• 29:41
  nice but because it's rare people want now people may be sitting there with
• 29:46
  this they might have exactly the same um skin they might be sitting yes I've got
• 29:52
  $61,000 you don't this was worth $61,000 to one
• 29:58
  person who has too much money I believe that's how e basic economics
• 30:04
  works it's worth what someone will pay for
• 30:08
  it yes except for some things that are mysteriously weirdly
• 30:13
  expensive but yeah so yeah 61,000 I do not understand
• 30:19
  this um I've never yeah cuz yes I did buy horse armor years ago years and
• 30:25
  years and years ago but since then I've never still have the horse
• 30:30
  um no I probably lost that save game I could get it
• 30:34
  though if I to load up
• 30:38
  Oblivion I just I just think of it you know when you see a photo years later of
• 30:44
  a childhood pet or something like that if you just saw that horse again with
• 30:48
  its fancy pants or whatever armor you gave it actually um with that horse what
• 30:53
  happened was I got the horse armor yep I put on the horse y my horse died
• 30:58
  yep and I never played the game again you actually cuz the horse died
• 31:02
  and then I lost and then I didn't know how to get him back with the horse armor
• 31:05
  and then I just stopped playing cuz I actually already finished the game so
• 31:09
  you were so distraught over the loss of your horse no no no I just yeah you
• 31:14
  could look at it like that but I just moved on I'd already finished the game
• 31:17
  and then you moved on to my horse of me too don't knock that game love that game
• 31:22
  they were going to make a third one but never got off the ground but there's
• 31:25
  still time no someone might still have the right for it
• 31:29
  what what possible Adventures could you have in horse and Me 3 that wasn't
• 31:35
  covered by horse and me one and two a new horse what do you mean a new horse
• 31:41
  you can get a new horse actually if you want to play a game with a horse mhm
• 31:48
  aside from some of the great horse mechanics in which are three which I
• 31:51
  think we've all loved on the PC there is actually a dating Sim game called My
• 31:57
  Horse prints do I get achievements I don't think it's Xbox but in this you
• 32:03
  have to date or sing games are a bit
• 32:07
  weird and the it's got a horse head yeah he's a horse I've played it you can get
• 32:12
  it on your phone I I have a lot of questions about
• 32:17
  why you've played this um we discussed on the podcast a long time ago and I
• 32:20
  played it for a bit Luke are you telling me you've played this game to see if he was hung
• 32:27
  like a horse no why would I do
• 32:31
  that well if you if you can't find that out no you can't he does go surfing
• 32:37
  though it's really weird this game you basically go to a farm and then find out
• 32:43
  you're in love attracted to this horse and you see the horse is having a uh
• 32:50
  boy's head but it's actually a horse and yeah it's a very weird and confusing
• 32:57
  game okay I'm actually bitterly disappointed now for a couple of reasons
• 33:01
  M again you play the game I have questions second you missed my amazing
• 33:06
  segue about being hung like a horse oh is that what you going for you
• 33:10
  want to talk about some dick
• 33:13
  news not really but this story just it
• 33:18
  confused me it confused me so we've had some people writing and this is coming
• 33:23
  from Nicole who's always in the lookout for dick news for
• 33:26
  us um now with discussed this guy in the
• 33:29
  past he has let me just turn this sound
• 33:33
  off cuz that's annoying me so this guy has this guy has the biggest penis in
• 33:39
  the world at 18.9 in I for the record and the sake of
• 33:46
  clarity because if you trust multiple nasm for any news it will be dick
• 33:51
  news to clarify this is the longest human penis yes in the world well and
• 33:58
  was this all achieved naturally or there some sort of
• 34:03
  extension surgery no no surgery um this guy
• 34:08
  Roberto something something Roberto esil Cabrera that's the guy since uh as a
• 34:14
  teenager he was always wanting to have a large penis and actually started putting
• 34:19
  weights on it as a teenager and stretched it so it's not actually the
• 34:24
  penis so much as beat is he has like a super long for skin cuz he sort of
• 34:29
  stretched that to become bigger and that's why the guy with the second
• 34:33
  largest P penis in the world who his natural is going yeah that shouldn't
• 34:37
  count because it's not penis it's large
• 34:42
  skin well he's come out now and said that his penis is a disability and he
• 34:49
  has to live off food banks now he's had offers and even from
• 34:55
  a porn shio to so to get a um penis
• 35:00
  reduction mhm and he doesn't want it cuz he likes being famous for having
• 35:07
  the biggest penis in the world he's so okay let me get this
• 35:13
  straight yep he has chosen to make certain body modifications to himself
• 35:18
  yes now I'm I'm I'm I'm trying really hard
• 35:24
  not to be judgmental here MH because I respect that make various B
• 35:29
  modifications for various reasons I got one the other week I am fairly certain
• 35:34
  you were also not born with three Star Wars tattoos you don't know
• 35:39
  that I they're birth marks I do actually your mother keeps sending me your baby
• 35:46
  photos like so I get that people make modifications
• 35:52
  to their bodies to sort of match in their like so the physical appearance
• 35:58
  and everything matches who they think of themselves as in their heads
• 36:02
  mhm but I'm just a little bit confused
• 36:06
  that you would make a modification that
• 36:10
  leaves you unable to live your day today
• 36:14
  life and then when a solution is presented you would not be interested in
• 36:20
  taking that y but then again I've also
• 36:25
  never had a penis of my own so Freud would probably say that's my penis envy
• 36:30
  speaking out no no yeah this guy is just
• 36:34
  very strange so he's I think he lives in America now or he's trying to find an
• 36:40
  American woman cuz he's actually from Sal Salo Mexico yeah so he's actually
• 36:46
  but he thinks an American woman's going to be the one that will be able to have
• 36:51
  he'll be able to find an American woman to have sex with so he and he also wants
• 36:56
  to start his porn career if he can find a woman to have sex with him who can
• 37:03
  take it cuz he did try once and it was it didn't work with the woman I forget
• 37:09
  what did he say let me have a look
• 37:13
  um so I'm looking at this and it's saying that an active sex life is also
• 37:19
  of limits for Roberto as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse
• 37:26
  I have not a real doctor or
• 37:29
  anything but women can pass a baby the
• 37:34
  size of a watermelon through so what I
• 37:40
  actually honestly think it's not the fact it's oh it's probably also to do
• 37:44
  with the fact he's probably can't actually get hard that's true that's what I think it
• 37:50
  would also be so while living in the USA he did attempt to have sex twice but the
• 37:56
  first woman backed out she saw it and the other woman had to stop cuz it was too
• 38:01
  painful all right so it would be but yes but he's that's not going to stop him
• 38:07
  he's going to find a woman that will do it and start his porn career and does it
• 38:12
  need to be a woman I don't think he could have sex with anyone personally no
• 38:17
  but what if someone could have sex with him like what if it was another
• 38:21
  dude I'm sure there would be a market for people who want to see the man with
• 38:25
  the world's largest penis getting the business from another man
• 38:30
  from behind or something as you can see I'm totally up on the Hip Hop slangs of
• 38:35
  today's young people well it doesn't I don't think there is because like a porn
• 38:40
  shio has offered him to pay for get the the penis reduction normally porn shers
• 38:47
  they're the first ones that send out to anyone like hey you're sort of famous
• 38:51
  you'll make a porter and we'll give you a million dollars they're always doing
• 38:54
  that remember PPP and Middleton yeah is she was she the one that got married or
• 38:59
  is that the Sister Kate Milton is currently married when she was all look
• 39:05
  at look at that look at the bottom the POR went will pay you to have sex so
• 39:10
  normally por would jump at anything this time they going no one wants to see that
• 39:14
  we'll uh pay you to fix that oh that is
• 39:18
  interesting so this is the man with the world's long longest largest largest
• 39:25
  largest penis yes what does a man with the second largest
• 39:30
  do in his day-to-day life he works I think oh
• 39:35
  okay good good for him but I actually he's actually yeah he's an American
• 39:40
  actor do we know which one uh Jonah Falcon no don't know no never heard of
• 39:46
  him but yeah he's actually got the second largest but yeah I I I'm actually
• 39:52
  going to go I will credit him as having the biggest Jonah Falcon yep because it's
• 39:58
  natural because it's natural and I think that's what should
• 40:03
  count cuz yeah I haven't measured mine so I'm sure mine would probably be up
• 40:07
  there with him but I'm going to let him have
• 40:11
  it why aren't you saying anything I love
• 40:16
  you no this is yeah I yeah I've I've
• 40:20
  never understood people who do stuff to themselves and then complain about how
• 40:25
  it's affecting their lives yes I believe you've had similar rants
• 40:30
  on people who get facial tattoos neck tattoos racist tattoos ill sought out
• 40:36
  tattoos yep like maybe you just don't like people getting tattoos I love
• 40:41
  people getting tattoos I just want people to put thought into them but it's
• 40:44
  always just been a you can't get something that's completely offensive
• 40:48
  and then get upset when people get offended by it what about things that
• 40:53
  started off with one meaning but then it changed well you'd have to be but that's
• 40:59
  not what we're talking about no I'm just thinking like in today's paper there's a
• 41:03
  story about how they want to ban the Eureka Stockade
• 41:07
  flag what's wrong with that oh um okay well you know how the Eureka Stockade
• 41:13
  flag is a big symbol for the unions no okay it's a big symbol for the unions
• 41:18
  because it is commemorating the strike when all those miners went on strike you
• 41:25
  know on the goldfields no it's history I don't know anything about
• 41:29
  this okay well back in the day Australian miners went on strike for
• 41:32
  better conditions and everything and they use this flag as their symbol and
• 41:37
  in today's paper there's a story about how they actually want to ban the Eureka
• 41:41
  Stockade flag from work sites because they see it as being a pro-union and
• 41:48
  therefore political statement yeah people read too much into
• 41:53
  stuff into the literal symbol of unions and strikes yeah half the people who
• 41:59
  have the flag up probably don't know what it's for you didn't know what it was for
• 42:04
  proving my point exactly how I'm really worried now that if I go to your work go
• 42:10
  to your desk you're going to have all sorts of offensive things up there and
• 42:15
  just go I didn't know what it was for I didn't know that this flag with a weird
• 42:22
  half spider squished on it was maybe a symbol of Nazi Germany I didn't do
• 42:27
  history I only have Star Wars stuff on my desk do you have Empire Flags no they
• 42:34
  have no Flags I'm just figures just
• 42:38
  figures dolls they're toys I have no no don't try and get me into oh you're
• 42:43
  playing with toys I will call them toys I'm not afraid to call them toys they're
• 42:48
  not people out there they're not collector's items they're not action
• 42:51
  figures they are children's toys I have seen people dial little bit
• 42:57
  inside when they've watched you rip into boxes to pull out the toy and play with
• 43:02
  them yep trust me the stuff that you're buying today is not going to be worth
• 43:07
  anything the only person that's going to be worth anything to is
• 43:12
  you I don't know sometimes something that you thought just meant something to
• 43:16
  you we become a national hero a beautiful symbol a symbol of the
• 43:23
  world are you talking about this Turtle it's a tortoise Luke are you talking
• 43:28
  about this tortoise yes I found worst segue ever at least I
• 43:34
  try Matt's not Matt's the one that does the terrible Segways well Matt's not here and I'm
• 43:40
  sorry I can't live up to perfect Matt and his great recall of all the Star
• 43:44
  Wars forever even movies you say don't exist but then you seem to know it in
• 43:49
  great detail so uh what happened with this tortoise well that was
• 43:55
  smooth okay sorry I will try and T this back I read this new story and I loved
• 44:01
  it because I thought this is it I found Luke spirit
• 44:07
  animal okay so tulula is a beautiful tortoise and I love her I wouldn't say
• 44:12
  beautiful she's beautiful e why why are you shaming her I'm not shaming her I'm
• 44:18
  just saying I don't think she's beautiful okay well she lives in Oxford
• 44:24
  in the United Kingdom and to look ran away from home how dides a tortois
• 44:30
  run away very slowly but yeah very slowly did how long
• 44:35
  did they leave it alone for about 15 minutes yeah so it should have gone a
• 44:41
  foot no she got out through a foxhole apparently anyway so tulula ran
• 44:47
  away plotted moved she was away um and
• 44:52
  they found her I think it was 6 months
• 44:55
  later y months 6 months later 322 M
• 45:02
  away now now in this she because I've read the story as well she managed
• 45:08
  to survive two big winter snow storms
• 45:13
  survive all the foxes and birds that would try and eat her and managed to
• 45:17
  cross a road to a school and the bit I love the most is she traveled in a
• 45:23
  direct line from her backyard it's not like she took a turn or anything she
• 45:28
  just went in a straight line what how do you know maybe she'd actually gone on a
• 45:34
  winding track and was on her way back no she'll still pointed away from the house
• 45:40
  still plotting she was found by a school teacher she'd broken into a school Tula
• 45:46
  I love you and if you ever want to come on the podcast you can take my chair and
• 45:51
  you and Luke can talk about being slow and steady unless suddenly you're at a
• 45:56
  convention and someone who's had to be pushed around all day scoots away and
• 46:02
  then you can't find him again and then you find him ages later having bought
• 46:07
  all the board games I needed board
• 46:10
  games H yes perhaps I'm going to play all those games one
• 46:16
  day actually if there's anyone out there listening who enjoys playing board games
• 46:21
  and is willing to travel to us please contact podcast at multile nerdgasm
• 46:25
  tocom because Luke's looking for some board game buddies um there is one
• 46:29
  condition with this you need to read the rules cuz I can't be bothered the rules
• 46:35
  you need to teach me how to play my games you also need to understand that
• 46:39
  Luke is perhaps too comfortable with his body so I'm naked right now yeah
• 46:46
  so while we can't say where he ranks in terms of penis
• 46:52
  size in the world maybe number three okay but we neither one of us has seen all the
• 46:59
  penises to make that call well it's only two people claiming they've got the biggest one
• 47:04
  so I'm not claiming I've got the biggest I'm just saying I'll be around there so
• 47:09
  you're saying that there's no other man in the world walking around going got
• 47:14
  number three down here no one as confident as
• 47:18
  me if you're as confident this luk oh God please do not send pictures I've
• 47:23
  just realized that this this almost sounds like we're asking do not send
• 47:27
  photographic proof we do not want we do not want photos that's solicitation
• 47:34
  no no please do not send photos of yourself or others no one wants to see dick
• 47:40
  pics I don't know why people send dick pics they're not they're not
• 47:45
  good-looking no one wants that I've actually been thinking the
• 47:50
  next time we record we might do it live oh no yeah yeah I'm thinking we do a live
• 47:55
  podcast I think if people want to see us live they should tune in for getting crazy with
• 48:02
  well that's what I mean like we'll just turn that into also a bit of
• 48:05
  a podcast every now and again so we've got twitch stream going webcam there and
• 48:09
  they can see us having no idea what we're doing but then they might suspect
• 48:15
  oh no they they must know already they just like to see it for themselves cuz
• 48:20
  we actually did stream the other week the other day we did and we got exactly
• 48:24
  zero views so big shout out to to everyone with oh we did get views yeah
• 48:29
  ah I didn't realize sry I was busy focusing on actually playing the game
• 48:34
  and not dropping my controller and making a fool of myself we played Wheel
• 48:38
  of Fortune and you beat me every time it was didn't even get
• 48:44
  close the game was against me every time I thought I I knew it it would not give
• 48:49
  me a go anymore and then I realized that I was wrong anyway but still I'm not
• 48:54
  going to apologize for knowing a flannel bathrobe is around the house who has a
• 49:01
  flannel bathrobe you do oh yeah you choose not
• 49:06
  to wear it but you have one well that's too hot it's it's summer
• 49:11
  you don't wear stuff in summer you wear stuff in
• 49:15
  Winter while it's summer not wearing anything which makes the choice of a
• 49:21
  pleather office chair a very bold one to be honest I like my chair but if you
• 49:26
  tune in if you actually tune in and watch us on twitch.tv/ Multi nasm we're going to
• 49:32
  start trying to stream a lot more often on there and we might actually even try
• 49:36
  and post some of the videos up on YouTube to get that channel going yeah
• 49:40
  and luk to let people know when it is going live because obviously although
• 49:45
  your lives should revolve around us they probably don't M um are we doing like a
• 49:50
  shout out on Facebook or something if you're a Facebook fan of ours you'll be
• 49:54
  able to say hi I might be able to try I we have a Twitter I'll get I'll find
• 49:59
  out what our our Twitter password is and I'll try and post something on Twitter
• 50:02
  before we go live but if there's anything you'd like to see me and Hannah
• 50:06
  play or if there's anything a certain time you would be good for you let us
• 50:10
  know we might try and be able to work something out so we've got a few games
• 50:14
  coming up we're going to probably try Wheel of Fortune again cuz I want to win
• 50:19
  a game mhm uh we might also try some
• 50:23
  Jeopardy I have never actually
• 50:27
  scene Jeopardy it's the same it's just picking the correct answer it's very
• 50:33
  easy okay um we I also are you also going to yell at me again for the fact
• 50:38
  that the computer thinks what was it Ultra Runner was a job I may not yell at
• 50:44
  you for that what I might yell at you for is when we play Death squared or
• 50:50
  overcooked oh the bit where you worked out your game strategy in your head yeah
• 50:55
  if you just did what I was think thinking we would finish that level
• 50:58
  successfully the bit where you don't use your words no so if people also want to see us
• 51:05
  question our marriage to a certain extent to see what a terrible choice you
• 51:11
  made I wouldn't say terrible Choice after all you're the man who claims he's
• 51:15
  number three exactly that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope
• 51:21
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