Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 235: Sister Wives Rewind - Robyn's Secret (S6 E6)
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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
- 0:14Speaker 1: of your hosts, Dulia here with my real tight homegirl
- 0:18Speaker 1: and my daughter in law. We are here to talk silsterwoves.
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- 0:31Speaker 1: season six. Tonight, we're gonna be talking about episode six
- 0:34Speaker 1: six Episode six and there's a time capsule, there's supurity lecture,
- 0:40Speaker 1: there's a secret Scott and I'm excited to talk about it.
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- 1:46Speaker 3: We finally made.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Five thousand subscriber.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so slogan.
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- 2:00Speaker 1: What do you think? Four years is four years together?
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- 2:08Speaker 3: We've been screaming about it for weeks.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, thank you so much, really wonderful. I
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- 2:30Speaker 1: So thank you, guys, Thank you. I'll celebrate together fat raccoons.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Dad's a dumpster. Now before we get into the episode, yeah,
- 2:40Speaker 1: beal trees. Yeah, is there any hot goss that we
- 2:43Speaker 1: might want to go over anything to discuss.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some cheesy, hot goss that we've been meaning
- 2:48Speaker 2: to talk about for a little while, and we keep
- 2:50Speaker 2: forgetting to talk about. Like Lydia Plaith from Welcome to
- 2:54Speaker 2: Platfill got married too.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Just what well, just pause, Yeah, because that in and
- 3:01Speaker 1: of itself is something to celebrate. Sure, she's very young.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Speaking of purity culture, she's very that.
- 3:08Speaker 2: They didn't even kiss until they got married.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine their wedding night.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Literally their wedding would rather? That sounds so hard.
- 3:22Speaker 1: And so he presumably being one of these CULTI Christians,
- 3:26Speaker 1: has probably never watched porn. Probably not, but maybe he did.
- 3:31Speaker 3: I mean, how can you not?
- 3:32Speaker 1: So he probably didn't know where to put his little
- 3:34Speaker 1: peep God.
- 3:36Speaker 2: And some people like were commenting her YouTube and saying
- 3:39Speaker 2: that they're in a lavender marriage because maybe he's gay.
- 3:43Speaker 1: And well, and we kind of speculated inappropriately. Yeah we
- 3:49Speaker 1: speculated about that before. But I hope not for her.
- 3:52Speaker 3: I hope not for her.
- 3:54Speaker 1: But he's I mean, okay, so we can say it,
- 3:57Speaker 1: go ahead, say it.
- 3:59Speaker 3: He is.
- 4:02Speaker 2: I don't know he married up. Let me just say that. Yes,
- 4:05Speaker 2: Like hardcoreous leak.
- 4:08Speaker 3: It's insane, but.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Like you look at her and she's stunning gorgeous, just yes,
- 4:15Speaker 1: And then you look at him and you're like, what
- 4:18Speaker 1: what happened?
- 4:18Speaker 3: What happened? What happened?
- 4:21Speaker 2: Look, there's somebody for everybody, that's true.
- 4:23Speaker 3: And she thinks he's so handsome.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay, talk to me when you're thirty five, though,
- 4:28Speaker 1: and you've had three of his kids and he's gaming
- 4:31Speaker 1: all day and unemployed and living off those residual TLC
- 4:34Speaker 1: checks from Welcome to Platforms for real, and you're the
- 4:36Speaker 1: one out there proselytizing in churches with your fiddle and stuff.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Talk to me then about how happy you're going to
- 4:43Speaker 1: be in your life with that goober.
- 4:45Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he knows how to lay it down.
- 4:48Speaker 1: He does not know how to lay it down.
- 4:50Speaker 3: He's never had heard.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Yes, maybe they'll learn, and maybe you'll learn together. And
- 4:54Speaker 1: I'm sure that's like a beautiful thing. But if it
- 4:58Speaker 1: were me, I would definitely sample all the goods. Yeah,
- 5:03Speaker 1: for sure, many many times before I made any commitment
- 5:06Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, And my mom told me way back
- 5:08Speaker 1: in the day. She's like, you will not marry a
- 5:11Speaker 1: man unless you live with him first, which was, you know,
- 5:15Speaker 1: kind of counterculture back then. Yeah, it was back in
- 5:17Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds. People just didn't do that shit in
- 5:21Speaker 1: the regency era. But I mean, so she was like,
- 5:24Speaker 1: you got to live with him first because you don't know,
- 5:27Speaker 1: I mean, that's work, and so Lydia, I hope it's wonderful.
- 5:31Speaker 2: I hope it's everything you imagined it to be. Yes,
- 5:34Speaker 2: in your prayer closet.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, her prayer closet.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Yeah. And then speaking of plaths, it looks like girl
- 5:42Speaker 2: Veronica and Micah have broken up. Yes, And then she
- 5:48Speaker 2: did like an ama on Reddit. Yeah, but y'all can
- 5:51Speaker 2: go look at it.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I think it's in the Welcome to plais Pill sub right, yeah,
- 5:56Speaker 1: I think so, it's not in the Snark Cube.
- 5:57Speaker 2: And she was dropping some tea like apparently because Micah
- 6:01Speaker 2: was at Lydia's wedding, but there weren't any pictures of
- 6:05Speaker 2: Veronica Lydia's wedding, and apparently Veronica said, I read it
- 6:10Speaker 2: that Micah and Isaac got in a drunken fistfight and Micah.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Got beat up by Isaac. Yeah, he's objectively the most
- 6:23Speaker 1: handsome brother Micah's pretty but like, and he also works
- 6:27Speaker 1: out and stuff and his job is building fences, so
- 6:30Speaker 1: I'm sure he's in shape. But the fact that his
- 6:32Speaker 1: little brother worked him over beat him up. He was
- 6:35Speaker 1: a thing of beauty. So then I think shortly thereafter,
- 6:39Speaker 1: Veronica and Micah broke up.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Yeah, And she still has their photos on her Instagram,
- 6:44Speaker 2: but she's been changing the captions, like one of the
- 6:47Speaker 2: photos she changed the caption to like this was like.
- 6:50Speaker 3: A good day.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Micah didn't leave me, abandon it, didn't abandon me on.
- 6:55Speaker 3: The side of my rod And I was like.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Girl, what Yeah, And I say she's implying dv yeah
- 7:02Speaker 1: in the reddit, which is crazy, which is crazy. She's
- 7:05Speaker 1: also saying that they're all huge drinkers. Yeah, Like they're
- 7:08Speaker 1: all drinkers.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Including Berry apparently.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Yes, and like she was stuck in a basement with
- 7:13Speaker 1: Berry and that he was talking about reptilian overlords and
- 7:18Speaker 1: aliens and freemasonry, and she's like, I was legitimately scared
- 7:23Speaker 1: for my life, and she was saying like I would
- 7:27Speaker 1: not be a bit surprised if one day he snaps yeah,
- 7:29Speaker 1: which is crazy. Yes, And I think a lot of
- 7:32Speaker 1: people actually pick up on that with him because he's
- 7:34Speaker 1: such a robot bet Boop Boss bet boot Bob Berry. Yeah, like,
- 7:39Speaker 1: what's going on in there? You're pretty vacant, my guy.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Maybe he's about to kill West rage Kim and her Man. Yeah,
- 7:51Speaker 1: so that was very very interesting. It was the tea
- 7:55Speaker 1: and I was sipping.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a lot of juicy stuff going on
- 7:58Speaker 2: and we welcome to plant.
- 8:00Speaker 1: So are we gonna watch it?
- 8:01Speaker 2: I mean yeah, but I'm like, they're not going to
- 8:06Speaker 2: show any of this though.
- 8:07Speaker 1: They're not going to show the fight. They're not going
- 8:09Speaker 1: to show the fight. No Isaac and Micah, which they
- 8:12Speaker 1: should show the fight because it's happening at Lydia's wedding.
- 8:16Speaker 3: That would be such good deal.
- 8:17Speaker 1: And they're going to cover Lydia's wedding and we all
- 8:19Speaker 1: want to see the fight.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to see Michael with the black eye.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I want to see Micah dumping Veronica's ass.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:27Speaker 2: I want to see all of that juicy stuff.
- 8:29Speaker 1: But they won't show it to us because it's TLC
- 8:31Speaker 1: of course, and I'm not sure if we're going to
- 8:33Speaker 1: cover it because I'm but hurt about it.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Me too. We'll like it, I don't like it either.
- 8:37Speaker 3: I don't like it.
- 8:39Speaker 2: And then we have a really big announcement for I'm scared,
- 8:44Speaker 2: our channel and for our podcast.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I'm in the dark. You no, I have no idea
- 8:49Speaker 1: right now.
- 8:49Speaker 3: We're going to be collabing.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Oh god, yes, that's correct. I was scared for a second. Yeah.
- 8:56Speaker 2: We're going to be collabing with James from My Take
- 8:59Speaker 2: on Reality on this Saturday, which is what day, the
- 9:04Speaker 2: twenty ninth of March, okay, at seven pm Central.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Okay, which is eight pm Eastern. Yeah, for those of
- 9:10Speaker 1: you who.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Do CAM Pacific is five pm Pacific something like that.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Check it if you're in the Pacific time zone. Yeah,
- 9:17Speaker 1: we're gonna be talking all things sister Wives. We're gonna
- 9:20Speaker 1: get into some topics that I am un sure about
- 9:23Speaker 1: at this time, but I don't care. I'm just ready
- 9:25Speaker 1: to rage with other people about Cody Brown.
- 9:28Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be alive on his YouTube channel,
- 9:32Speaker 2: so pop over there seven pm Central.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I think there's a way for us to stream it
- 9:37Speaker 1: to our channel as well. I don't know if I
- 9:38Speaker 1: can figure that out. I am nine thousand years old.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I can't do everything. I can't do it, but if
- 9:44Speaker 1: I can. If we can, we will try to live
- 9:46Speaker 1: stream it to our own channel, which would be the
- 9:49Speaker 1: right thing to do. Sure, but if we're not there,
- 9:52Speaker 1: then definitely go check out James. But I'm sure most
- 9:54Speaker 1: of you are already subbed to James because he is
- 9:56Speaker 1: literally the most awesome process I.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Have ever stayed on your day. I can't believe we're
- 9:59Speaker 3: going collab with him. It's going to be so awesome. Yes,
- 10:02Speaker 3: so yeah, check out that. Yeah, check it out to
- 10:07Speaker 3: check it out? All right?
- 10:08Speaker 1: Anything else?
- 10:09Speaker 3: No?
- 10:09Speaker 1: That was all?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 10:11Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I thought there was more.
- 10:12Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it?
- 10:13Speaker 2: Okay, well no, actually, okay, what I can't believe I
- 10:17Speaker 2: forgot this? Sister Wives Season nineteen is coming back.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you blotted that from your consciousness because
- 10:23Speaker 1: you're so exhausted after nine thousand episodes of season nineteen
- 10:27Speaker 1: you just want to rest.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Well, we have to wait a month because it's going
- 10:29Speaker 2: to come out on April twentieth, and guess how many opp.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Twenty bit oh sorry business.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's going to be like nine more episodes.
- 10:39Speaker 2: It's going to be like five more regular and then
- 10:42Speaker 2: four tell alls.
- 10:44Speaker 1: So the five more regular I would imagine that we're
- 10:48Speaker 1: going to be talking about Coyote Pass, yeah, I would
- 10:51Speaker 1: hope so, and the continued problems of trying to like
- 10:53Speaker 1: figure out ownership and payments. But also I've just been
- 10:57Speaker 1: hearing rumblings that we are going to have like a
- 11:00Speaker 1: tribute episode for Garrison.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been seeing that too. I don't know if
- 11:04Speaker 2: that's going to be like at the end of this
- 11:06Speaker 2: season or what if we're going to see their actual
- 11:09Speaker 2: reactions to everything.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm wondering if that's one of the episodes
- 11:13Speaker 1: or if that's gonna be something separate. I have no idea, Okay, Yeah,
- 11:17Speaker 1: and then four tell Alls or tell Nothing's with Sukiana
- 11:21Speaker 1: Christian to be.
- 11:22Speaker 3: Doing this until July.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Dude, we're gonna be here for a while. And you
- 11:25Speaker 1: know The Valley is starting this same week of course,
- 11:28Speaker 1: I know, of course. And I think the Valley drops
- 11:30Speaker 1: on like a Tuesday or Wednesday.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Well, it's a Tuesday and then Wednesday on Peacock.
- 11:36Speaker 1: Okay, And so we film for Sister Wives on Tuesday nights. Yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 1: that's where we are right now, on a Tuesday night,
- 11:44Speaker 1: So we might have to sort of be one week behind.
- 11:46Speaker 1: That's okay for the Valley. Yeah, for a few weeks
- 11:50Speaker 1: until Sister Wives wraps up, and I mean we can
- 11:52Speaker 1: catch up, but like it might have we might have
- 11:54Speaker 1: to play with the schedule a little bit.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Just love why I yeah, and one thousand pounds Sisters
- 11:58Speaker 2: is coming back.
- 11:59Speaker 1: On the twentieth I saw Amy slay and get her
- 12:02Speaker 1: hand bit by a giraffe dude while she's riding around
- 12:06Speaker 1: in a conservatory. It's in a conservatory in a safari
- 12:11Speaker 1: place with some new man. Yeah, she's got a new man,
- 12:16Speaker 1: so I'm excited. But I don't know we're covering that right,
- 12:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Maybe have Patreon and they have Polly Family that we're
- 12:21Speaker 2: gonna cover.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta do poly Family. We're doing poly Family,
- 12:25Speaker 1: just we have to making an executive organ or an
- 12:28Speaker 1: executive order, bring me the pet. We are going to
- 12:31Speaker 1: be watching poly Family, whether that's some Patreon or for
- 12:35Speaker 1: the regular folks here. Let us know what you think.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Are y'all gonna be watching? Do you want us to
- 12:39Speaker 1: cover it on the gen pod?
- 12:41Speaker 2: My god, I can't hold myself back though I'm gonna
- 12:44Speaker 2: be judging hardcore.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Nobody wants you to hold yourself back. We want you
- 12:48Speaker 1: to be as rotted and awful as possible.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
- 12:52Speaker 1: We're in a dumpster.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I just feel like I would be
- 12:55Speaker 2: really mean good.
- 12:57Speaker 1: I want that bring me that energy.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I'm ready for it.
- 13:01Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I mean, we've already told
- 13:03Speaker 1: you we're despicable, be terrible people, especially people, despeable people.
- 13:08Speaker 1: So that's who we are. And I think that we
- 13:10Speaker 1: should absolutely go full tilt into this big old four
- 13:15Speaker 1: four quad holly cute. Just getting it down, laying it
- 13:21Speaker 1: low is spreading it all. Wad.
- 13:24Speaker 3: I think we should.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Absolutely cover that for the gen Pod. But then I'm
- 13:27Speaker 1: a giver and I love them, so yeah, I know
- 13:28Speaker 1: you don't love them, she loves.
- 13:32Speaker 3: I just don't want to get canceled. Yeah, we won't, well,
- 13:36Speaker 3: hopefully not.
- 13:36Speaker 1: I think you can take it to the limit and
- 13:38Speaker 1: then come back a little bit.
- 13:41Speaker 3: We'll shine, we'll try.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, okay, damn so coming up? Yeah, sure, a
- 13:45Speaker 2: lot of news. Yes, all right, we're gonna get into
- 13:47Speaker 2: this recap.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for bearing with us, And now it
- 13:51Speaker 1: is time to get into season six, episode six, entitled
- 13:56Speaker 1: Robin's Secret. I hate her so much, like there's very
- 14:01Speaker 1: little about her after much searching, and we are on
- 14:04Speaker 1: season six. I've also watched later. It's really not a
- 14:08Speaker 1: shred of anything redeeming about her humanity that I can
- 14:14Speaker 1: into it for myself. I don't like her at all.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the worst. There's nothing likable about going to
- 14:20Speaker 2: start off with that.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Well, we start off the episode with their first Sunday
- 14:25Speaker 2: service and the new homes, and Cody says something really
- 14:29Speaker 2: stupid here where he's like, I thought, I really thought
- 14:32Speaker 2: when we moved to Vegas that all of our people
- 14:35Speaker 2: from our church up north would like come and travel
- 14:39Speaker 2: down to Vegas and like have Sunday services with us
- 14:41Speaker 2: at least once a month.
- 14:43Speaker 3: And that didn't happen.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Of course, I didn't happen.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Like, why would they come that for you?
- 14:48Speaker 1: And have you gone up there? No, some sort of
- 14:50Speaker 1: a church service with your friends. You're just expecting everybody
- 14:53Speaker 1: to come down and kiss the ring of the DLC superstar.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and so that they star at their Sunday
- 15:00Speaker 2: service in someone's house.
- 15:02Speaker 1: I just I want to talk about it. I don't
- 15:04Speaker 1: know what I want to say yet, but I mean,
- 15:05Speaker 1: it's just so deeply lame and I can't imagine being
- 15:10Speaker 1: a hunter, being a logan who, by the way, wasn't
- 15:13Speaker 1: there because he's in college and he's like but like
- 15:17Speaker 1: just being one of these teenage kids having to sit
- 15:19Speaker 1: there while you are father and his mistress bitch yep,
- 15:22Speaker 1: sorry mistress business stand up and talk about purity culture
- 15:28Speaker 1: and not giving your cookie away when you know that
- 15:31Speaker 1: your father is banging this woman and all these other like,
- 15:35Speaker 1: something does not connect in my brain ball with that.
- 15:38Speaker 1: There's some cognitive dissonance here, and they're so ridiculous. Cody
- 15:42Speaker 1: really does fancying himself some sort of a pastoral figure,
- 15:45Speaker 1: like a spiritual leader, and you know, I hope he.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Does, yes, and we know you have actually we don't know.
- 15:52Speaker 2: The raccoons don't know.
- 15:54Speaker 1: They don't know, but I I hate those. I'm on one.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Maybe we could have like an uncensored story time at
- 16:02Speaker 1: the end. Maybe we could do like a ten or
- 16:04Speaker 1: fifteen minutes story time, right, because when I tell you,
- 16:08Speaker 1: I've got my nunchucks, I've got my brass knuckles, and
- 16:11Speaker 1: I'm ready to fight as an old senior citizen, I'm
- 16:14Speaker 1: ready to go out into the street and fight people
- 16:17Speaker 1: today on this day of my Cat's king Saniera. I
- 16:20Speaker 1: am so on one and I want to talk to
- 16:24Speaker 1: you all about it, but like, I'm gonna have to
- 16:25Speaker 1: save that for patriarch, all right, We'll save it, okay
- 16:27Speaker 1: for later. Yeah, anyway, what were we talking about? Horrible
- 16:30Speaker 1: spiritual leaders? Yeap, Cody Brown?
- 16:32Speaker 2: Yes, And then Cody wants all of the wives to
- 16:36Speaker 2: do their own little sermon or whatever. Christine's talking about
- 16:39Speaker 2: some I don't care.
- 16:40Speaker 3: I'm bored. And then Robin comes up with her Mormon skirt.
- 16:43Speaker 1: It is a really Mormon skirt. It is a floral
- 16:46Speaker 1: Mormon skirt.
- 16:47Speaker 3: It's really bad.
- 16:48Speaker 2: And her floral or not floral, her formal blazeraz floral skirt.
- 16:53Speaker 1: It's a cat I cannot And she's like, let me
- 16:56Speaker 1: tell you a story about a girl who gave her purity.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Away to a man who begged for it, because you
- 17:05Speaker 2: know they're all.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Began, right, I mean, of course he did, because so desirable,
- 17:11Speaker 1: because I'm a Diesel jeans model, I'm soul pretty.
- 17:16Speaker 2: And she pulls out a locket and that's her purity.
- 17:19Speaker 2: It's something so special. It's the only gift that she
- 17:22Speaker 2: can give as a woman.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Apparently, Wow, how anti feminist how anti woman. That's all
- 17:29Speaker 1: she has to offer, right, and that that's true though, right,
- 17:32Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because she don't have Muddy no. All,
- 17:34Speaker 1: she's got his debt, she doesn't have any skills, like
- 17:37Speaker 1: it's not likable, hateful individual with no redeeming quality. All
- 17:44Speaker 1: she's got is that box.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Ye's box.
- 17:51Speaker 2: And so she gives it away to this boy because
- 17:55Speaker 2: he was begging for it. And then she spent nine
- 17:58Speaker 2: years trying to make it right with God because she
- 18:00Speaker 2: gave it away, got pregnant, got pregnant. It was the
- 18:03Speaker 2: worst mistake of her life.
- 18:04Speaker 1: The biggest mistake of her entire life. As she's saying
- 18:08Speaker 1: this in front of day a little Daan is saying
- 18:12Speaker 1: so bad in the audience while she is describing essentially
- 18:17Speaker 1: him and his existence as the worst experience of her
- 18:22Speaker 1: life and the worst mistake of her life. But then
- 18:24Speaker 1: on the couch when she's talking with Cody and monologuing stupidly,
- 18:31Speaker 1: she says that, you know, but I did get Dayton,
- 18:34Speaker 1: and he's my sweet little baby and he was with
- 18:36Speaker 1: me through these really hard times and it's such a blessing.
- 18:39Speaker 1: But in front of Dayton, though, yeah, she's like, it
- 18:43Speaker 1: was the worst possible mistake of my life. And she
- 18:46Speaker 1: also said that she made a mistake, but also that
- 18:50Speaker 1: he stole her purity. Yes, as if like he forced
- 18:54Speaker 1: her in some way, So she's already concocting her dubious
- 18:59Speaker 1: and poison his plan to malign David Jessa, her first husband,
- 19:04Speaker 1: and also to take her own agency out of it,
- 19:06Speaker 1: as if she doesn't didn't spread her legs and give
- 19:09Speaker 1: him the cookie, which she did well.
- 19:11Speaker 2: And in her monologue she literally says that, she says
- 19:14Speaker 2: a like eighteen nineteen, she was questioning her faith. She
- 19:17Speaker 2: was questioning her parents who were struggling in plural marriage, right,
- 19:21Speaker 2: which was very interesting.
- 19:22Speaker 1: I know that, Beatrice that she said that, uh huh.
- 19:25Speaker 2: And then she even said something to the effect of, like,
- 19:29Speaker 2: you know, why should I keep myself from these boys,
- 19:31Speaker 2: Like why don't I want like I want to kiss them,
- 19:33Speaker 2: like I want to be with them, Like why yeah.
- 19:38Speaker 1: A forgiven rebel, So don't sit there and safe forgiven forgiven?
- 19:44Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mariah Blath.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she was like a rebel. She was saying
- 19:48Speaker 2: all that in her monologue, but then to everybody else
- 19:50Speaker 2: she was crying about her purity being stolen. Right, and
- 19:54Speaker 2: how she ruined her life by having Dayton.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Which I just felt so bad because I was a child.
- 20:00Speaker 3: My mom said that shit to me.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Really.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was the worst mistake of her life.
- 20:04Speaker 2: She made the worst choice ever.
- 20:07Speaker 3: She talked about getting me aboarded. I'm serious.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I get her on the phone right now. I definitely
- 20:14Speaker 1: want to speak.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, I was already too late to
- 20:18Speaker 2: I was past.
- 20:19Speaker 1: The Oh my god.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Yeah, so I felt bad for day for you, every
- 20:26Speaker 2: raccoon in the dumpster is feeling bad.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to hear that. I know it's sorry,
- 20:32Speaker 1: but let me just sidebar for a second and say
- 20:36Speaker 1: unequivocally that you are the best person that I have
- 20:42Speaker 1: ever met.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Oh shut up.
- 20:44Speaker 1: You are such a good person, a person of such
- 20:47Speaker 1: high quality and value, and I love you so deeply.
- 20:50Speaker 1: You're such an ingrained and important part of my life.
- 20:53Speaker 1: I can't imagine my life without you. You make me
- 20:56Speaker 1: a better person every day, and I mean that from
- 20:58Speaker 1: the bottom of my heart. And in my book, So,
- 21:02Speaker 1: your mom was younger, and she was in a trauma response,
- 21:06Speaker 1: and she's speaking from like a very wounded place, and
- 21:09Speaker 1: she's just not conscious to like how those words impacted you.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I know she doesn't feel that way currently, but let
- 21:16Speaker 1: me just be somebody out here telling you how wonderful
- 21:19Speaker 1: you are, because you are. You truly are sorry to
- 21:21Speaker 1: bring the house top, Like you can't share that with
- 21:23Speaker 1: me without me like addressing it and just telling you
- 21:27Speaker 1: how fucking perfect you are in every way. And I
- 21:29Speaker 1: think everybody out here agrees you're a wonderful person. I
- 21:32Speaker 1: mean it you okay, sorry about that.
- 21:36Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 21:37Speaker 1: So Dayton's in the audience of the church service where
- 21:41Speaker 1: hunters like scrolling and everybody's so bored except for Aurora.
- 21:47Speaker 3: It's like and.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Leon and MACKELTI was kind of listening as well, and
- 21:53Speaker 1: then we kind of cut to those kids on the couch,
- 21:55Speaker 1: don't we.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Oh my God?
- 21:56Speaker 2: And Mackelty's like, I was moved by Robin's story, Like
- 21:59Speaker 2: I thought I was so beautiful. She's talking about her
- 22:03Speaker 2: purity and it makes me not want to spread my legs.
- 22:06Speaker 1: But you will for many tacos Tony hood. You get
- 22:11Speaker 1: all activated and sexually charged, and you do the damp day,
- 22:17Speaker 1: but you're in this moment, You're really vibing and resonate
- 22:20Speaker 1: in with Robin's purity message.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Apparently, which I.
- 22:24Speaker 1: I whatsapped you? Well, I watch this, I'm like, I'm
- 22:26Speaker 1: cringing so deeply into my body. It's so bad that
- 22:30Speaker 1: it becomes a kegl Like I'm cringing so hard it
- 22:34Speaker 1: becomes a kegle, which we call a cragle, a cregle. Yeah,
- 22:38Speaker 1: it's a cringe kegle. I'm just sitting there going, oh,
- 22:41Speaker 1: my God, making.
- 22:42Speaker 3: Stone's so bad.
- 22:44Speaker 2: And then she basically like proposes to Cody with her
- 22:47Speaker 2: purity and she's like, I've asked for forgiveness from Jesus
- 22:52Speaker 2: Christ himself, and I regained my purity back. My hyman
- 22:57Speaker 2: grew back. Okay, sure, And that way I could give
- 23:01Speaker 2: it to the man that it was meant to be
- 23:03Speaker 2: for his entire time.
- 23:05Speaker 1: He's amaze.
- 23:07Speaker 2: And then on the couch, she has a monologue talking
- 23:09Speaker 2: about how her and Cody were very chaste before marriage,
- 23:13Speaker 2: which I'm like, big, Cody had a hookup. He had
- 23:16Speaker 2: a gay hookup in college.
- 23:19Speaker 1: She had a gay hookup in college. He'd been banging
- 23:21Speaker 1: his wives. And you all were kissing on camera while
- 23:25Speaker 1: Christine was literally pushing a baby out of her Poananic
- 23:28Speaker 1: got literally and you were so chased.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Yeah, miss me with that, and I just, oh my god,
- 23:36Speaker 2: this whole thing was so cruingy because Robin's just talking
- 23:38Speaker 2: about how she foke before.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Marriage, and I'm like, Janelle is in the crowd.
- 23:44Speaker 1: True her cody, she was fully married.
- 23:47Speaker 2: It's just like you, yeah, yeah, I just don't understand.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Really awkward, and it was really bizarre, and Robin really
- 23:56Speaker 1: seemed out of her element, like and she even says
- 23:59Speaker 1: it on the couch, like, I'm so nervous because I'm
- 24:01Speaker 1: going to talk about the biggest mistake of my life. No,
- 24:02Speaker 1: you're nervous because you're performing, yes, and you're standing in
- 24:06Speaker 1: front of all of these people who see you, and
- 24:09Speaker 1: you're gonna pretend to be this pure, beautiful, loving wife
- 24:14Speaker 1: and it's not going to work. And she just was
- 24:17Speaker 1: super awkward. Yeah, it was really really cringe.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awful. YEP.
- 24:22Speaker 1: I don't want to be lectured by a person as
- 24:25Speaker 1: debased and deplorable as you.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Lady.
- 24:29Speaker 2: You literally moved and packed up your whole entire life
- 24:32Speaker 2: to Montana for some dick, and you want to say, yeah,
- 24:36Speaker 2: that he stole your purity from you, and then you
- 24:38Speaker 2: tried for nine years to make it right.
- 24:41Speaker 1: And your kids are going to watch this, uh huh
- 24:43Speaker 1: in like the future, They're going to see that you
- 24:47Speaker 1: have basically implied that he stole your purity. So what
- 24:50Speaker 1: are we talking about? We're talking about grape for real?
- 24:52Speaker 1: Are we talking about like coercion?
- 24:54Speaker 3: Right?
- 24:55Speaker 1: What exactly are you implying? Lady?
- 24:58Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would like believe eve something like that
- 25:01Speaker 2: from her if she wasn't such a lying charlatan.
- 25:04Speaker 1: See you next Tuesday, truly seriously. Oh yeah, Well, she's
- 25:09Speaker 1: not even smart enough to be a charlatan.
- 25:11Speaker 3: She is not.
- 25:11Speaker 1: She's so dumb. But she's just a liar. He's a
- 25:14Speaker 1: pathetic liar who's so invested in how she appears to people.
- 25:19Speaker 1: And she really wants to appear like she's got great
- 25:22Speaker 1: motives and she's got she's earnest, and she's got everybody's
- 25:26Speaker 1: best interest at heart. But she doesn't, no, not at all.
- 25:28Speaker 1: She doesn't want to actually interact with any of these people.
- 25:31Speaker 1: She does not want to integrate into this family. But
- 25:34Speaker 1: you want to preach to me in your Mormon skirt
- 25:38Speaker 1: about giving your cookie to the first guy that ever
- 25:41Speaker 1: wanted it, straight up begging for it, begging for it,
- 25:46Speaker 1: begging for it.
- 25:47Speaker 2: Wow, I guess she was so desirable. And then we
- 25:50Speaker 2: have this stupid time capsule.
- 25:54Speaker 1: What a nothing burger.
- 25:55Speaker 3: I mean, this was so dumb.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Did you even see anything that they were putting into
- 25:59Speaker 1: the time captain? He was just digging a hole, right,
- 26:01Speaker 1: we didn't actually see that.
- 26:02Speaker 2: We have like some montages of the kids like picking
- 26:05Speaker 2: out special things, like I think the kids like pick
- 26:07Speaker 2: like a little locket or like a little note, or
- 26:09Speaker 2: like some jerseys or like some like little mementoes that
- 26:13Speaker 2: I just don't care about to put to bury on
- 26:15Speaker 2: the ground.
- 26:16Speaker 1: All right, And they're talking about like unearthing it in
- 26:18Speaker 1: twenty eighteen on Civil Rights Day? Yeah, is Civil Rights Day?
- 26:23Speaker 1: Martin Luther King Day. I mean that would make sense.
- 26:26Speaker 3: I think. So maybe I don't hear it referred.
- 26:28Speaker 1: To it like why, I don't know, but that's probably
- 26:31Speaker 1: where we are in the timeline though, because Christmas just
- 26:33Speaker 1: happened and everybody got together in the New cul de Sac,
- 26:37Speaker 1: and so maybe now we're in January February. I don't
- 26:39Speaker 1: really know, but that's when they're going to unearth the
- 26:42Speaker 1: time capsule. And I don't care. I literally don't care.
- 26:44Speaker 1: And you guys are so basic. I mean, do something
- 26:47Speaker 1: more exciting, not exciting, and it fails to marry Beatrice. Like,
- 26:53Speaker 1: we've just got people trying to create content. Oh my god,
- 26:55Speaker 1: I've got a great idea. What let's do a mission statement?
- 26:58Speaker 1: Oh for a whole family, And oh my god, I've
- 27:01Speaker 1: got a great ideas a time capsule. We could create
- 27:04Speaker 1: a whole episode of just a time capsule alone. That's
- 27:07Speaker 1: how basic they are.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Yeah, super basic. Maybe we should do a time capsule.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So you probably saw like a little cut there,
- 27:16Speaker 1: and that's because I got really inappropriate and rude, and
- 27:19Speaker 1: that shite is reserved for Patreon, yeah, and the uncensored raccoons.
- 27:24Speaker 1: So if you want to actually hear all of the
- 27:26Speaker 1: terrible things that we say and the story time that
- 27:29Speaker 1: is to come later, you have got to subscribe to
- 27:32Speaker 1: us on Patreon by going, of course, to patreon dot
- 27:34Speaker 1: com slash reality TV cringe. Now what was I saying? So, yeah,
- 27:39Speaker 1: time capsule, time capsule, They're boring and so boring. I
- 27:43Speaker 1: would be putting deviant, funny, dumb shit in there, for sure.
- 27:48Speaker 1: I would be taking nudes like my right breast, and
- 27:52Speaker 1: I'd be putting that in the time capsule for.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Your grandchildren to arth.
- 27:56Speaker 1: My god, just breast nourish your mother. Honey bad.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Uh, I can't with you.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I mean I probably would put some nasty step in
- 28:08Speaker 1: or two. Here's my old your old.
- 28:12Speaker 4: No, you're strump, which I used to conceive you's ridiculous cry.
- 28:27Speaker 1: But if I'm going to do some basic crap like
- 28:30Speaker 1: a time capsule, it is going to be debaucherous. Yeah,
- 28:34Speaker 1: I mean you're gonna You're gonna open the time capsule.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Oh my god, granny was wiggedy whack? What was wrong
- 28:40Speaker 1: with grandma?
- 28:41Speaker 2: Well, that way they know that Grandma threw it down.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and grandma's space. Yeah, let's be more like Grandma
- 28:47Speaker 1: arcre Basse. Yes, so wild Cody is out there digging
- 28:52Speaker 1: in the harsh Las Vegas gravel laden dirt allegedly. Yeah,
- 28:59Speaker 1: okay for the scene.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:02Speaker 1: He starts talking to Mary about having the age old question. Bay, So, Mary,
- 29:08Speaker 1: have you made a decision after I burned down, melted
- 29:12Speaker 1: down your ring and already declared that I hate you,
- 29:15Speaker 1: Have you made a decision about whether I'll be present
- 29:17Speaker 1: as a father to take care of your child? Have
- 29:19Speaker 1: you made a decision yet? And Mary's like, well, it
- 29:22Speaker 1: would be nice, though, if we could kind of be
- 29:25Speaker 1: on the same page and talk about what that's going
- 29:28Speaker 1: to entail, because I'm afraid, I'm literally afraid that I'm
- 29:33Speaker 1: going to have this baby out of my body and
- 29:35Speaker 1: you're just gonna be like bye and you'll be Robin's
- 29:38Speaker 1: the entire time. And am I going to be a
- 29:39Speaker 1: single mother on the internet with a banana in my mouth?
- 29:43Speaker 1: Or are you going to be around for that? So
- 29:46Speaker 1: she wants to talk to him, and he's like, I'm
- 29:47Speaker 1: digging a whole bit. I'm trying not to swear, I'm
- 29:52Speaker 1: digging a whole business.
- 29:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:56Speaker 2: He like looked at her too, like like really want
- 29:59Speaker 2: me to be present? Like he flips his hair like
- 30:02Speaker 2: all ridiculously, it's so stupid. Yeah, And then this is
- 30:06Speaker 2: where Cody makes the really terribly aged comment of all
- 30:10Speaker 2: of his sons are dead to him because nobody's helping him.
- 30:14Speaker 2: None of the sons are helping him dig this hole
- 30:17Speaker 2: and he doesn't have to dig it by himself.
- 30:18Speaker 3: And he's like, I don't have any sons. They're dead
- 30:20Speaker 3: to me.
- 30:22Speaker 1: As a man speaks, so he is as a man speaks.
- 30:25Speaker 1: So it is so dark and yeah in twenty twenty
- 30:29Speaker 1: five knowing, Oh no, and I no, he was just
- 30:31Speaker 1: being comedic and we really shouldn't sure but penalize him
- 30:35Speaker 1: for like making a joke that he, you know, wasn't
- 30:37Speaker 1: thinking about. But it just really is dark. Yeah, it
- 30:40Speaker 1: strikes me as very dark. And it's also like not
- 30:42Speaker 1: something I would ever say as a joke, like my
- 30:44Speaker 1: daughter is dead to me, Like I he will never
- 30:47Speaker 1: catch me no saying those words because I'm so superstitious anyway, Yes,
- 30:51Speaker 1: and the very thought and idea is something I would
- 30:53Speaker 1: never want to entertain as a parent, right, So that's
- 30:56Speaker 1: not a funny joke to me.
- 30:57Speaker 2: Well, and to like immortalize on T too is just crazy.
- 31:01Speaker 2: But this is just par for the chorus with Cody,
- 31:03Speaker 2: like he just doesn't think before he says anything on
- 31:07Speaker 2: TV for it to be clipped and used because I mean,
- 31:11Speaker 2: this clip specifically has been used ever since Garce is
- 31:15Speaker 2: passing and it's so messed up. So I'm just like,
- 31:17Speaker 2: this whole episode was gross, It was cringe, It was stupid. Yeah,
- 31:21Speaker 2: there was nothing in there. Oh Leon gets a scholarship
- 31:23Speaker 2: to Westminster.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Nobody cares, yes, and Leon also tells us that they
- 31:28Speaker 1: received a scholarship, Yeah, for I think ten thousand dollars,
- 31:31Speaker 1: and then the family promptly tells them that's great at all.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not.
- 31:37Speaker 1: You need to get way more scholarships because we're broke.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Eas Yeah, we can't pay for your fancy private college, Leon.
- 31:45Speaker 2: But Mary ends up paying for it anyway, so they
- 31:48Speaker 2: still get to go, yes, where they want to go
- 31:50Speaker 2: because Leon spoiled af and.
- 31:53Speaker 1: The that's it. That's all there was the end. The
- 31:56Speaker 1: next episode is them taking their labe questions about polygamy. Yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 1: are we going to cover that?
- 32:03Speaker 3: Do we care? I know that.
- 32:05Speaker 1: The preview shows Christine crying and telling micheltea behind you cry, Yeah,
- 32:10Speaker 1: and then Janelle saying something to gay Bergarrison Lake, you're
- 32:16Speaker 1: breaking my heart right now, something like you're hurting my
- 32:18Speaker 1: feelings right now. I don't think it's I think it's
- 32:21Speaker 1: going to be a nothing burger. I think we have
- 32:23Speaker 1: skip right over that and go to the next one.
- 32:25Speaker 1: What do you think?
- 32:25Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 32:26Speaker 1: I think so, okay, So we're not going to cover
- 32:28Speaker 1: episode seven.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Because like whatever, that s yeah, that s in the a.
- 32:35Speaker 1: But we will be back to talk about episode eight. Yeah,
- 32:39Speaker 1: is that correct? Yeah, all right, well this was fun. Yeah,
- 32:43Speaker 1: we got to get out of here, but we are
- 32:44Speaker 1: going to stay on for another ten or fifteen minutes
- 32:46Speaker 1: to do a little story time. Again, that's for the
- 32:48Speaker 1: patrons only, and if you want to be participate, you
- 32:51Speaker 1: got to go to patreon dot com slash realityv Cringe.
- 32:54Speaker 1: We will be back next week to address your speak
- 32:58Speaker 1: pipes because apparently there were about a thousand of them. Yeah,
- 33:02Speaker 1: so we're gonna be here all night next week. It'll
- 33:04Speaker 1: be later this week. Did I say next week? Getting drunk?
- 33:08Speaker 1: Sorry about that? So later this week, in fact, on Friday. Yeah,
- 33:12Speaker 1: we'll be back to take your phone calls or whatever
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