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OUTRO: Mealey-Mouthed · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up even Closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube, and tick you Off for Doggers four
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  Speaker 1: to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Get a film Jace Morning, Hello, Morning Jay. I quite
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  Speaker 3: like the idea of doing a potty after the show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I prefer warming up with ours because that's
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  Speaker 1: how we do it. As we warm up with our potty,
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  Speaker 1: it gets your brain working, gets the chemistry flowing. Yes, true,
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  Speaker 1: and I agree, And when the show ins, you grab
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  Speaker 1: your headphones, you drop them off, and you get the
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  Speaker 1: hell out of here your post.
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  Speaker 3: I think. I just like the chill out and just
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  Speaker 3: like that. Cool, we've just done that. Now let's have
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  Speaker 3: a little wine down. But also I agree with you
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  Speaker 3: on the warm up front. But I don't have to
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  Speaker 3: do it every.
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  Speaker 1: Day, So no, But what we could do, Jace, and
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  Speaker 1: if you're up for it, we could do a warm
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  Speaker 1: down and a warm up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason, a little extra ten minutes after the show
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  Speaker 3: on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be good for our potty numbers too, because it's
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  Speaker 1: in an extra podcast. It's five extra podcasts a week.
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  Speaker 3: Down.
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  Speaker 4: Does it actually work that way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what we could do is the warm
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  Speaker 2: up for the show, right, which is what we normally do,
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  Speaker 2: and then a review of the show afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: And a real honest review too, where like there's no
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  Speaker 1: hurt feelings and it's just genuine feedback on everyone's performance
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  Speaker 1: on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to be bagging you the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Though, well you wouldn't be, you know, yeah, because like,
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  Speaker 1: for example, today's show was fucking slick, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Do you think so?
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  Speaker 1: So in that situation, it'll be more compliments.
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  Speaker 4: I actually will.
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I actually really felt today with the show
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  Speaker 2: that I missed the warm up because my brain wasn't
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  Speaker 2: functioning for a while there.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, And if there's any time you need a warm up,
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  Speaker 1: it's at fricking six am in the morning, yes, when
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  Speaker 1: you're used to talking at four pm. So the start
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  Speaker 1: and that's why if people are listening, and that's why,
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  Speaker 1: and they've always wondered why does the breakfast sounds so
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  Speaker 1: terrible at like six till you know, eight thirty, it's
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  Speaker 1: because they haven't warmed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then
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  Speaker 1: they're finally okay.
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  Speaker 4: They get it, they start getting it right, and then
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  Speaker 4: it's the end of the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, They finally come right and then it finishes.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas if they did a little warm up, you know
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  Speaker 1: for those guys that probably recommend like a forty five
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  Speaker 1: minute warm up, yes, and then this show might actually
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  Speaker 1: sound decent at for about six.
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  Speaker 3: Or what also might helps Instead of like just the
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  Speaker 3: normal chitty chat on the podcast that they do after
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  Speaker 3: the show, they could spend that time reviewing that day's
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  Speaker 3: show and figuring out head and terrible they sounded.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very much what went wrong? Kind of
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  Speaker 2: look at things.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just practice this now. Pugs, Hello, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think in terms of Jason I because you know
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  Speaker 1: you're you're traditionally the producer, so you just tagging it
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  Speaker 1: out as we need you to do a very good
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  Speaker 1: job doing that. But in terms of your feedback, if
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  Speaker 1: you had to give it honestly for today, for me
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  Speaker 1: and Jays, what would it be.
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  Speaker 3: This is my issue with being a producer, as I'm
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  Speaker 3: entirely too self critical that I very rarely think about
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  Speaker 3: what you guys are doing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you should be because you make a lot
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  Speaker 4: of mistakes.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly why thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we put all that to the side. You're glaring
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  Speaker 1: work ons and stuff will put those to the side, like,
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  Speaker 1: for example, Jace, what do you think he could have
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  Speaker 1: done better today? Just to really take that that this
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  Speaker 1: unique opportunity to the next level.
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  Speaker 3: Probably just turned down the racism.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a key part of his content. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, career.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't make it all right though, doesn't mean it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't mean it's good.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, I'm not changing who I
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  Speaker 2: am at this point of my career.
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  Speaker 3: Can't change your stripes a Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Well exactly, now, Keysy, I mean he butchered a few
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  Speaker 2: sentences today.
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  Speaker 1: And even around the sports. Is not even just that
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  Speaker 1: I said a few things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were very mealy mouthed.
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  Speaker 1: What is what melely mouthed? Yes, I love it when
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  Speaker 1: you bring out phrases from like ye oldie melely mouthed. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what does it?
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  Speaker 4: It means you're sort of garbling your.
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  Speaker 2: Words, and my my, isn't it It's great garbling.
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  Speaker 1: Mealy mouth is actually afraid to speak frankly. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you got that wrong. I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, you're very mealy mel thank you.
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  Speaker 3: He laughed when I said brast off earlier, like that
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  Speaker 3: was a really old phrase, which it is, but coming
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  Speaker 3: from my.
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  Speaker 4: Granddad would say, oh, brust off that Granddad.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm going to start googling these weirds phrases you
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  Speaker 1: keep saying yes, because they are probably wrong, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just letting you well.
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  Speaker 2: For example, one of the ones I used the other day,
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  Speaker 2: which I couldn't believe you hadn't heard of getting your
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  Speaker 2: gander up.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody had heard that before.
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  Speaker 1: I had heard of that. I hadn't heard of the
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  Speaker 1: hickels one?
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  Speaker 4: What about?
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  Speaker 3: What about? It?
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  Speaker 4: Said that, Yeah, I never heard of someone getting their
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  Speaker 4: heckls raised.
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  Speaker 1: I never. I don't even know what a ickel is
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  Speaker 1: getting your heickels right?
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  Speaker 2: It was like a dog get up there they spike up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's hickel.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, getting your hackls up, thank you is to become angry, annoyed,
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  Speaker 1: or defense. Yes, this is so good heckles up.
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  Speaker 3: You're just used to the word heckel from your comedy.
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  Speaker 3: What is Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I am the Whole Archy Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 1: What are some of the other phrases, you say, fill
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  Speaker 1: your booch, taking umbrage.
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  Speaker 3: He always uses adam for an item and nauseum.
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  Speaker 1: To fill one's boots, that's the one. He always says,
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  Speaker 1: fill your boots to have or do as much of
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  Speaker 1: something as one wants.
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  Speaker 3: So makes it.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks man?
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  Speaker 1: What was it? What was it to take umbrage?
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  Speaker 3: Take umbrage? Yeah, umbrage?
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  Speaker 1: I think what do you when you say take umbrage?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Jase?
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  Speaker 3: Wow? When the issue?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's to take an issue with something. It's like
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  Speaker 2: me saying something and you kisey doing your northing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think I did that to set my normal.
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  Speaker 1: To take umbrage is to feel sad or melancholy, melancholy
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  Speaker 1: to bristle, No, to feel sad or melancholy.
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  Speaker 3: So again, so that's and correct.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not I don't agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you take umbrage with it? You're you're right, because
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  Speaker 1: it's actually to feel offended or annoyed, Thank you the
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  Speaker 1: old switcher. Yeah, but okay, so I stumbled over a
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  Speaker 1: few words there, Pugs. Anything else do you think I
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  Speaker 1: can do that? And I'm being one hundred percent honest.
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  Speaker 2: I often use the phrase where upon, whereupon whereupon I
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  Speaker 2: Then that's so fucking pretentious.
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  Speaker 1: It's like so many words.
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  Speaker 4: Why is that pretential?
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  Speaker 1: Because where upon I then went to the bakery?
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  Speaker 3: Say?
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  Speaker 1: Then I to say I went to the bakery. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just just a bakery.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to expand your guys vocabulary, all right.
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  Speaker 1: But I take gear brains. Yeah, because the original one
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  Speaker 1: was at the weekend. I say at the weekend. Now
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  Speaker 1: not on the weekend, thank you, and by accident, not
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  Speaker 1: on accident, so.
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  Speaker 3: Rolling the fuck out of our eyes and studio.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but on accident.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is I actually go home and notice my
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  Speaker 1: parents are saying things slightly and correctly, like on accident.
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  Speaker 1: The one that they don't do this, but the classic
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  Speaker 1: one is when you say, are the all blacks bait
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  Speaker 1: the wallabies? They bait them instead of instead of beat them.
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  Speaker 4: Beat them?
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  Speaker 1: Beat them? Is the answer that's rights to always say
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  Speaker 1: it that I bait that we bat them. And then
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  Speaker 1: the other one was beat them. You didn't. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: beat them either, you beat them.
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  Speaker 2: My. Since we're getting into getting pissed off of the
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  Speaker 2: way people say things, the biggest bug.
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  Speaker 1: Bear, Oh, you were saying, it's when people speak any
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  Speaker 1: language not English.
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  Speaker 2: My biggest bug bear is when people say performance instead
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  Speaker 2: of that does to my head and it happens all
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  Speaker 2: the time. It was a very poor performance.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you're hearing that phrase a lot.
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  Speaker 4: And it's performance not performance.
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  Speaker 3: There was this woman on the latest season of Love
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  Speaker 3: Island UK that would talk about how authentic she was
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  Speaker 3: as a person and how everything she said was she
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  Speaker 3: was trying to say genuinely, but she would say generally
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  Speaker 3: every single time, generally, no, I generally meant this, I generally.
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  Speaker 1: Vaguely meant that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised. Do you notice anyone talking on
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  Speaker 4: that show? Pugs?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it just one big busy party?
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  Speaker 3: It is? That is a busy party.
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  Speaker 4: Parties this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I've the thirtieth tomorrow night. We'll see if it turns
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  Speaker 3: into a busy party. I ran into the issue with
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  Speaker 3: a partner the other day, like when you when you
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  Speaker 3: tell them that they've said something wrong, do you like
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  Speaker 3: call it out in the moment? Will later because I
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  Speaker 3: waited till later.
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  Speaker 1: But see you taking me aside that Hey just no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not like that.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds so condescending right by the way, we're sounding
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  Speaker 3: condescending in the moment in front of other people right now.
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  Speaker 1: But you can do it humorously. Like, what did she
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  Speaker 1: say that was wrong? She said canopies, so the case,
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  Speaker 1: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: But but then afterwards when I was like, oh, just
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  Speaker 3: by the way, it's I think it's canapes, and I
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  Speaker 3: said it like that so that it was chill, and
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  Speaker 3: then she was like I said that word like fifteen
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  Speaker 3: times in the space. She pulled me up. I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to do the you know, the right thing,
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  Speaker 3: and so what you.
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  Speaker 1: Should have done there is gone canopy is like a tint.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I did after the fat Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're like a canopy of trees. Yeah, you want us
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  Speaker 1: to serve trees.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I pulled my wife up all the time
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  Speaker 4: on that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What does she say that gets inside your goat?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck off? Oh what does she say that gets inside
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  Speaker 4: my goat? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well you pull her up on.
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  Speaker 4: She's actually very good with words of to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a prolific reader, so you know, she's probably
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  Speaker 2: got more of a vocabulary than I do.
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  Speaker 3: She's probably less annoying with it as well.
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  Speaker 1: If she's going to the bakery, does she say whereupon
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  Speaker 1: I then went to the bakery? Or does she say
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to the fucking bakery? Fuck off?
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't swear keasy, because that's a sign of a
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  Speaker 2: very low intellect.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you say before that she says fuck off?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting for the paws there, for pugs to
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  Speaker 1: go to the next tune like that was the end
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  Speaker 1: of the.
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  Speaker 3: It was a good kicking, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's the end of the break there.
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  Speaker 3: Man. We're just in radio mode right now.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, my vapes run out. I'm not happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: Shame.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to use this one? You can suck
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  Speaker 1: on that one.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sucking on your She's I nearly said that then.
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  Speaker 1: Just for the listeners, I was holding up a pen.
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  Speaker 1: It paid hardy. J is filthy.
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  Speaker 3: We're on the podcast, guys, it's not hard.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's been fun doing Bricky for a couple of days. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're dramatically well, I mean, I think, despite
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  Speaker 3: my mistakes, dramatic improvement from the first aid to the
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  Speaker 3: second day, even though I was absolutely fucking knacker this morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just delirious, But I think that made it more funny.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the first day was way better.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so just sort of helped you.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we'd just run out of gas. Af we
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  Speaker 1: three a young listen to the Big Show. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back again four pm Monday, And if you listen to
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  Speaker 1: this on the podcast, thank you very much for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: Have a lovely weekend. By wait, it is a podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's listen to it on podcasts. Yeah, it's fucking hell. Sorry,