Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / HOT-N-READY | S50 Ep.8
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- 0:01Speaker 1: It's a travesty, the quiet the dragon slayer flair, because
- 0:06Speaker 1: there is only one dragon Slayer in the history of
- 0:08Speaker 1: Survivor and there will never be another one.
- 0:11Speaker 2: This is making the merge.
- 0:14Speaker 3: We can winness.
- 0:16Speaker 2: I'm a dog person hours, I'm making.
- 0:18Speaker 3: The dogs isamh. I'm coming over and over, you know, crack.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Survisor not. It's not a million dollars. All I want
- 0:39Speaker 2: to do is win million.
- 0:40Speaker 4: Hearts, heart's Heart's hearts, Heart's hearts, Hearts Hearts.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Welcome to making the merge. My name is p d
- 0:48Speaker 2: A k A the What did Jonathan call me? The
- 0:51Speaker 2: night Walker? The night Walker? Yeah, aka Season fifty party girl.
- 0:56Speaker 2: I've got Serree Aubrey, Stephanie Devns and Andre the Giant Crazy, ridiculous, ridiculous.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I'm brand I'm I lost a player this week, so
- 1:07Speaker 1: I I only have Tiff, Joe.
- 1:10Speaker 2: And Emily Crime me a River.
- 1:15Speaker 4: I'm Jonathan, and I have Risk God and I have Ozzy.
- 1:21Speaker 4: I only keep my players that have z's in their names.
- 1:24Speaker 5: Sure, I am Chased the Lake Cracker, and I have Christian.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Dude straight up stopped looking like an idiot on the internet.
- 1:35Speaker 4: But I got the fact that your last player is Christian.
- 1:41Speaker 4: It is better than like how I felt when I
- 1:43Speaker 4: had Sage.
- 1:45Speaker 2: That's fair.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Hey, I don't think it's crazy to come out and
- 1:48Speaker 5: say Christian is a better player than Sage.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey.
- 1:53Speaker 5: Last night, me and PD we were we were chatting
- 1:56Speaker 5: it up in the middle of the night and we
- 1:57Speaker 5: were talking some strategy, which is not what we're known for,
- 2:01Speaker 5: but we think that we've figured out who's gonna win
- 2:03Speaker 5: this season. Would you guys like to hear who we
- 2:06Speaker 5: think is the options to win.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I would also like to just quickly go to bat
- 2:11Speaker 1: for Sage because between Sage and Christian, only one of
- 2:15Speaker 1: them has been the final tribal council.
- 2:17Speaker 3: So do it that what you will.
- 2:19Speaker 2: And well, you know, one of them dropped an Instagram manifesto. Yeah, and.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I saw that Sage is apparently gonna be on or
- 2:28Speaker 1: maybe she already has been on.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Rob's podcast, Really the Bottom's Up Crew. I got bottomlification
- 2:36Speaker 2: for that, yeah, or I saw it in my Spotify somewhere.
- 2:39Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, I guess you know.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Me and PB decided last night that if you take
- 2:47Speaker 5: away the players who are definitely not winning this season,
- 2:51Speaker 5: which are Joe Stephanie, John Dre the Giant, Emily and
- 2:55Speaker 5: tiff three.
- 3:03Speaker 2: What I mean, I'm sorry that it's the truth.
- 3:09Speaker 5: You think Tiffany can win after not being included in
- 3:12Speaker 5: the first four episodes of this season, I.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Do, Okay, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think
- 3:18Speaker 2: so either win.
- 3:20Speaker 3: I think Emily can win.
- 3:21Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think Emily, who every episode gets treated
- 3:25Speaker 5: like she's playing the worst game of all time.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Can win the season. And then you got Joe.
- 3:30Speaker 5: He's a part of that four horsemen alliance that just
- 3:33Speaker 5: keeps losing players every week.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Okay, So like.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Joe's gonna have to change it up or go home.
- 3:37Speaker 4: It's what's going down to two horsemen.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Fairly a horse who's more like a buggy.
- 3:45Speaker 2: They're taking a carriage ride through.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Trail on your Magical List, Chase.
- 3:53Speaker 5: So it would be Sie, rizk God, Ozzie, Christian Devins
- 3:58Speaker 5: and Aubrey are the ones that we think could win it.
- 4:02Speaker 5: But realistically, realistically the final three is Suri riz god In,
- 4:06Speaker 5: Ozzy's rizard of Oz.
- 4:08Speaker 2: But you can't say realistically the final three because of
- 4:12Speaker 2: fire making, right, And.
- 4:14Speaker 5: That's where Christian can come into play and win the
- 4:16Speaker 5: whole season. For me, I don't think Christian's winning either.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Well you know, I think.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Uh he could.
- 4:24Speaker 4: It's just it's too early to tell. God, you think
- 4:28Speaker 4: the whole thing. Really, here's what I here's what I
- 4:32Speaker 4: would say. If Sari wins, there would be a part
- 4:34Speaker 4: of me that thinks it's rigged, because like what a
- 4:36Speaker 4: story like wow, the person who hasn't won Survivor and
- 4:40Speaker 4: it's been on here the most one season.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Fifty are the same though. Yeah, but if Ozzy wins,
- 4:46Speaker 2: I don't think it's rigged. So according to Jonathan, if
- 4:52Speaker 2: Sari wins, it must be rigged because she's never won before.
- 4:57Speaker 4: If there's only two, there's only two that I think
- 5:01Speaker 4: if it if they don't win, that it's not rigged,
- 5:05Speaker 4: and that's Riz God and Ozzy.
- 5:07Speaker 2: If they win, this game's not rigged.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Because those are your between between and yeah, I would
- 5:16Speaker 1: like to hear it.
- 5:17Speaker 4: I think that Ozzie has probably not rigged the game.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Okay, so this is that insightful analysis that people are
- 5:26Speaker 2: talking about.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hey guys, p D you were you were late,
- 5:34Speaker 4: but I was gonna say I have something to show
- 5:36Speaker 4: y'all right up top. Yeah, and It's okay, it's an
- 5:39Speaker 4: audio medium, but uh, I needed y'all to see, and
- 5:44Speaker 4: so hold tight, I'm gonna share.
- 5:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna share my screen with you. Hold and tight.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Hold on a second, Hold on, I'm gonna stop sharing.
- 5:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick on my floor. What is that doing
- 5:55Speaker 3: under the table anyway? Carry on?
- 5:57Speaker 4: Is that she stick on your floor? You're just happy
- 5:59Speaker 4: to see me, you know.
- 6:08Speaker 3: All right, it's down there. Okay, there it is.
- 6:09Speaker 4: You'll see you'll see a little video on your screen.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Yes, I see, let me.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry. Now.
- 6:17Speaker 4: You may be thinking, why are we seeing Jonathan on
- 6:19Speaker 4: a video.
- 6:20Speaker 2: He's already in the podcast. You're probably thinking.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Oh, Jonathan doesn't know what bits are and he skipped
- 6:26Speaker 4: a couple of weeks, so he doesn't care about this show.
- 6:29Speaker 4: I put myself at the beginning of this video because
- 6:31Speaker 4: I knew you bozos would want to see what was
- 6:34Speaker 4: the little thumbnail in the text thread.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Real clip.
- 6:39Speaker 6: Jay, Reality Television Icon Survivor Hall of Famer.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Uh, Jonathan is possibly the greatest making the Merge villain.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Ever.
- 6:48Speaker 3: Why do you ask Johnny fair Play would know?
- 6:51Speaker 2: Because is Caddy dead?
- 6:54Speaker 6: Folks, and more importantly, they ain't even fucking a Oh
- 7:01Speaker 6: my god.
- 7:01Speaker 2: You guys are idiots. You're waiting. It's like, uh, it's
- 7:07Speaker 2: a bunch of rupers.
- 7:10Speaker 4: Your cat's not dead, my cats. My cat's with me
- 7:15Speaker 4: right now.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Jonathan just showed us his cat on the screen. Wait. Wait, wait,
- 7:20Speaker 2: this old jack thing was a lie that you ye
- 7:24Speaker 2: with with Johnny Fairplay jacking it for fifty.
- 7:28Speaker 3: We've been jacking it for fifty for no reason.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Wait wait, holds, is it a bit that it's a bit? No,
- 7:36Speaker 2: it's real. I've been lying to y'all for weeks.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Why why? Why? Episode eight? Why do this now? Wait?
- 7:46Speaker 2: How long have you had the Johnny Fairplay reveal?
- 7:49Speaker 6: Oh?
- 7:49Speaker 2: I just got it last night. Wait I was. I
- 7:52Speaker 2: was a message to him and he was super cool.
- 7:55Speaker 2: I said that Kristen has been going along with this.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah for oh yeah dude.
- 7:59Speaker 4: Plus No, I mean it's been longer than that, because
- 8:02Speaker 4: you remember we talked about it. I know, y'all like,
- 8:05Speaker 4: why is Jonathan revealing this now?
- 8:06Speaker 2: It's because everybody's locked in.
- 8:07Speaker 4: It's post merged.
- 8:09Speaker 2: I've got all the people.
- 8:10Speaker 4: On my team now, so it's like, y'all, I've been
- 8:14Speaker 4: gone for two weeks and I was like, how do
- 8:16Speaker 4: I drop in on these guys and realize help them
- 8:19Speaker 4: realize I am playing this game, right, Like, how do
- 8:22Speaker 4: I reveal it?
- 8:23Speaker 5: So for everybody that maybe you have jumped in later
- 8:26Speaker 5: in the season here.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Earlier at the beginning of this season, Jonathan.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Tells all of us that his cat had just died
- 8:37Speaker 5: and that cat Jack, he's really his cat Jack just died.
- 8:40Speaker 2: He's very sad, and so he not even just that.
- 8:45Speaker 2: He when he revealed that, he said, my cat actually
- 8:49Speaker 2: died two weeks ago, and so I made it double
- 8:52Speaker 2: like the cat just died, but actually the cat died,
- 8:55Speaker 2: so it sounded real. Yeah, yeah, dude, so he.
- 9:00Speaker 5: So Jonathan tells us as cat died, everyone in our
- 9:03Speaker 5: Patreon rallies behind him and they start the rally for
- 9:08Speaker 5: jacking it for fifty.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Well I started it, but jacking it for.
- 9:13Speaker 5: But it's a campaign, it's a movement, and so everybody
- 9:16Speaker 5: has started locking in with Jonathan's team. For those of
- 9:19Speaker 5: you who don't know, if you're in our Patreon, you
- 9:21Speaker 5: can lock in with one of our four drafted teams,
- 9:24Speaker 5: and if you are on the winning team at the
- 9:26Speaker 5: end of the season, you get a Prize. Last season,
- 9:28Speaker 5: everybody got custom trophies, and so Jonathan has done all
- 9:32Speaker 5: of this as a ploy to get more people to
- 9:34Speaker 5: lock in with his team.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I did it.
- 9:38Speaker 4: Look I knew for season fifty, I was like every
- 9:42Speaker 4: good season. I was like, every good season has a villain, right,
- 9:45Speaker 4: Like every season has a villain and you gotta love them.
- 9:48Speaker 4: And I started thinking now that prior to us actually recording,
- 9:52Speaker 4: like the draft, I mean, I'm talking two or three
- 9:55Speaker 4: weeks before Survivor premiered, I'm looking at Kristin like I've
- 9:57Speaker 4: got a lie that our cat has died. Now my cat,
- 10:00Speaker 4: Casper has stood in the place of Jack. Casper's fine.
- 10:04Speaker 4: He hangs out with me. In fact, a few times
- 10:06Speaker 4: when we've recorded, he's been like on the top of
- 10:08Speaker 4: the couch.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Next time, I thought you had more than one cat.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I do.
- 10:12Speaker 4: I have two cats, But I just he was the
- 10:14Speaker 4: best one to pretend had died because he doesn't get
- 10:16Speaker 4: in camera too much. So I uh so, basically I
- 10:21Speaker 4: decided two or three week you.
- 10:23Speaker 2: But one cat that does like to get on there.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Casper does watch TV by the way, So I ended up, Uh,
- 10:31Speaker 4: I just thought, Okay, I've got to figure out how
- 10:34Speaker 4: to get people to take me seriously. How do I
- 10:37Speaker 4: get people like in on a bit? I need this
- 10:39Speaker 4: bit to last through the merge. So then I was like,
- 10:42Speaker 4: I should just do the Johnny Fairplay right, like say
- 10:44Speaker 4: someone has died, And I was like, I should say
- 10:46Speaker 4: my cat has died. So then I fully sent that, right,
- 10:51Speaker 4: and then I mean, I'm I'm texting y'all.
- 10:53Speaker 2: You know, Chase.
- 10:53Speaker 4: At one point you sent me a message where you
- 10:55Speaker 4: were like, in all seriousness, I am really sorry your
- 10:58Speaker 4: cat died. And I was like, thank man, Like I
- 11:00Speaker 4: know you're just joking, like you know that kind of thing.
- 11:03Speaker 2: And uh, it's been.
- 11:05Speaker 4: Terrible, like terribly hard to keep the lie going. And
- 11:08Speaker 4: so oh now, Johnny Fairplay and I we live in
- 11:12Speaker 4: the same town, right, and we follow each other.
- 11:15Speaker 2: And so I told Kristen.
- 11:17Speaker 4: I was like, I feel like it's time to reveal.
- 11:19Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm gonna. I've messaged Johnny. So
- 11:23Speaker 4: I sent him a message like, dude, please please reveal
- 11:27Speaker 4: that I've been lying to these guys about my cat.
- 11:29Speaker 4: It's like just an audio message, and dude sent me
- 11:32Speaker 4: a video back messaged me and I was like, oh,
- 11:35Speaker 4: this is this is the best. He could not have
- 11:37Speaker 4: been a better sport. So that's why frown.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Jonathan much better YouTuber than Chases. He hasn't even seen
- 11:44Speaker 2: Star Wars, but shout out Johnny Fairplay. He's on tour.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Go see him on tour. We've all been blindsided. We
- 11:51Speaker 2: are like Rupert and you're Johnny Fairplay and we're yelling
- 11:55Speaker 2: at you on the beach. Is how I feel in
- 11:57Speaker 2: my mind. But I can't believe that we all were
- 12:00Speaker 2: like sending you messages saying like we're sorry everyone and again,
- 12:04Speaker 2: start better judgment.
- 12:05Speaker 3: We let you change your teammate. I forced it.
- 12:10Speaker 1: We had Jersey's mate.
- 12:18Speaker 4: See, I've been gone for two weeks and y'all are like,
- 12:21Speaker 4: Jonathan doesn't care about this podcast. I've been lying for
- 12:24Speaker 4: twelve weeks.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yeah that makes you seem great.
- 12:27Speaker 4: Yeah no, but I mean, if you want to talk
- 12:29Speaker 4: about not committing, I committed fully. I had to make
- 12:32Speaker 4: sure that there were no cats in sight anywhere. I'm
- 12:35Speaker 4: digging up old pictures of Casper being like, man, I
- 12:38Speaker 4: sure miss my cat. Send it into Patreon and stuff,
- 12:40Speaker 4: and it's like, you know, it's been it's been.
- 12:44Speaker 5: So excited to see if the people in the Patreon
- 12:48Speaker 5: think this is awesome and are like stick with you,
- 12:51Speaker 5: or if they all hate you.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got to respect it, right, please please respect me.
- 12:57Speaker 2: It has to be respected for the fact that Johnny
- 13:00Speaker 2: fair Play dead Grandma Johnny fair Play revealed it to
- 13:04Speaker 2: us on the podcast.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Yeah, and he crowned me the greatest villain of making
- 13:08Speaker 4: the merch history.
- 13:09Speaker 2: So I hate, I hate to break it to you.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Chase.
- 13:13Speaker 2: You were you were a close second.
- 13:16Speaker 3: The good news is is your your your cat's alive.
- 13:20Speaker 3: So great.
- 13:22Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's my theme music for Jackie's Dead.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:29Speaker 4: I hope your cat does well if it helps. I
- 13:32Speaker 4: had did have one of my cats died two years ago,
- 13:35Speaker 4: but you know I had.
- 13:36Speaker 2: I don't even believe you then, No, I did. I did.
- 13:39Speaker 4: I had to tap into the reality of that. So
- 13:41Speaker 4: thanks for reopening that wound.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Chase.
- 13:43Speaker 3: You you you did it. This isn't on Chase. No
- 13:50Speaker 3: one asked for this.
- 13:53Speaker 2: All right, let's crack op with this cocon dot should we?
- 13:56Speaker 2: I don't know. This is like when Angelina spoke to me,
- 13:59Speaker 2: in the sense that I'm like, where do we go
- 14:00Speaker 2: from here? We have Jan Dre, Chrissy and Stephanie talking
- 14:06Speaker 2: to each other the cut from the Same Cloth Alliance,
- 14:08Speaker 2: if you will, mm hmm, and we have Jon Dre
- 14:12Speaker 2: and Stephanie saying, coach, you gotta settle down, and Chrissy's like, yeah,
- 14:17Speaker 2: you know, the haikup and the singing, it's too much.
- 14:19Speaker 2: And then we get our first talk of the middle people.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Stephan Chrissy are like, we got to get out the
- 14:24Speaker 2: middle people. We can't let the middle people skate to
- 14:27Speaker 2: the final four. Pretty much everybody early on is gunning
- 14:30Speaker 2: for Aubrey Devins, Christian and Emily. Should be easy, Yeah,
- 14:36Speaker 2: should be Yeah?
- 14:38Speaker 4: What what was that did you get?
- 14:44Speaker 2: We can't understand what you're saying.
- 14:47Speaker 4: You one, but why are you a robot?
- 14:53Speaker 3: Right now?
- 14:53Speaker 2: Chase? You did no.
- 15:01Speaker 7: My uh my road past my other microphone dropped onto
- 15:05Speaker 7: the roadcaster and clicked the button.
- 15:08Speaker 3: And you only have you only have us in your ears.
- 15:13Speaker 2: That's fun. Yeah, I don't have me in my so
- 15:16Speaker 2: Jack the cat is not real and Chase is a robot?
- 15:23Speaker 3: Wait are you for real?
- 15:25Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so embarrassing.
- 15:29Speaker 4: Jack's not even dead, Okay.
- 15:37Speaker 2: I was.
- 15:38Speaker 7: I got pissed off because you guys are like, we
- 15:40Speaker 7: don't understand what you're saying, and I was like, God,
- 15:43Speaker 7: you would think I just due.
- 15:49Speaker 3: I can't wait for you to hear that back. It's
- 15:50Speaker 3: so funny.
- 15:53Speaker 2: This is the kbone of Survivor podcasts.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Oh man, it's just it's so funny because it's.
- 16:02Speaker 2: All right, keep going, keep going. I guess we can't
- 16:11Speaker 2: record remotely. We're all remote right now because we had
- 16:14Speaker 2: to reschedule the next day. I don't know. It's just
- 16:17Speaker 2: right now. I'm gonna have to music, okay, I can't
- 16:23Speaker 2: get it under control. So, like I said, Jack, the
- 16:27Speaker 2: cat not real, Chase is a robot. And now it's
- 16:31Speaker 2: Tiffy time. Oh, it's Tiffy time. The episode started with
- 16:39Speaker 2: Tiff post d blind Side and she was understandably upset,
- 16:43Speaker 2: having received four votes herself. But she's playing it cool.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I believe her Instagram is tiff crazy cool. Is that right?
- 16:51Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
- 16:53Speaker 2: So that's what's happening. She's feeling crazy, she's playing it cool,
- 16:57Speaker 2: that's right. And up next, we got a boat brand.
- 17:00Speaker 2: You want to do your boat thing?
- 17:03Speaker 3: I mean, it's sounded like you were mocking it.
- 17:07Speaker 2: You're not mocking it. Brand you want to do your
- 17:09Speaker 2: little boat thing, It's fine, just go no brand, brand
- 17:16Speaker 2: to the boat. Okay, great contribution, great contributors.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Brand the boat sounds like a Thomas the Tank Engine
- 17:28Speaker 4: spin off.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Yeah, brand the boat, all right. Maybe it's a journey,
- 17:33Speaker 2: maybe it's an auction. Nobody knows, but Ozzie. He reads
- 17:37Speaker 2: the note to everybody, explaining they must divide into six pairs,
- 17:41Speaker 2: and since there's thirteen of them, one of them won't
- 17:43Speaker 2: be chosen. So Devin's quickly volunteered to sit out, and
- 17:46Speaker 2: then Sire and then Chrissy, and then all the people
- 17:49Speaker 2: who want to sit out put their shots in the
- 17:51Speaker 2: dark in a bag, and Coach pulls out Siri's name,
- 17:54Speaker 2: and now there's all this talk of how do we decide?
- 17:58Speaker 2: And Joe is like back in my season, and we
- 18:00Speaker 2: just talked it out like adults, and then we get
- 18:03Speaker 2: a confessional. And then in a confessional Joe, it's like
- 18:08Speaker 2: we're just gonna chat it up a little bit, you know,
- 18:10Speaker 2: like talking out like it's a dating app, get a
- 18:12Speaker 2: feel for each other. And so after everybody does that,
- 18:16Speaker 2: we get Christian and Jan Dre the Brocaccos are back.
- 18:21Speaker 2: We have Chrissy and coach, Ozzy and Stephanie, Joe and Tiffany,
- 18:25Speaker 2: Emily and Rizzo, and then the underdogs Aubrey and Devin's.
- 18:31Speaker 3: I think the team's worked out pretty well.
- 18:33Speaker 1: I like I I all of those teams made relative
- 18:36Speaker 1: sense to me.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why do you think they brought that?
- 18:40Speaker 1: Why do you think a boat had to deliver that message?
- 18:42Speaker 1: Why is that not just tree mail?
- 18:45Speaker 2: They don't really show the tree mail stuff anymore.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Yeah, but but they do get it, like occasionally it'll
- 18:51Speaker 1: pop up, but it's not like a like, why was
- 18:54Speaker 1: this boat delivery news?
- 18:56Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know. I'm not sure.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Maybe they just wanted it to be It was a Sunday,
- 19:01Speaker 1: the post office was closed.
- 19:04Speaker 2: It could be yeah, who knows, who knows. It's not
- 19:08Speaker 2: challenged time yet though.
- 19:10Speaker 3: No.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Joan dre is in the hammock. He's talking to Joe
- 19:12Speaker 2: and Aussie and they all agree. Rick Devans he's just
- 19:15Speaker 2: so good at finding idols that he's got to go.
- 19:18Speaker 2: And then we get a Tiffany and Coach conversation and
- 19:23Speaker 2: this was quite the scene. It started with Chrissy saying
- 19:29Speaker 2: to coach tiff is upset, tell her, I didn't come
- 19:32Speaker 2: up with that plan or whatever, you know, something like that,
- 19:34Speaker 2: and then coaching a confessional, he says Tiffany is the
- 19:37Speaker 2: obvious next target, but he doesn't want her to know
- 19:40Speaker 2: that he was controlling the vote, so he has to
- 19:43Speaker 2: turn on the charm. He has to patch things up.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Did things get patched up?
- 19:47Speaker 1: Bran, things didn't get patched up? And this is you know,
- 19:51Speaker 1: this is I think Coach showing that he's not.
- 19:54Speaker 3: The young buck anymore.
- 19:55Speaker 1: He's not as sharp as he once was, because he
- 19:57Speaker 1: does he goes up and he's like, listen, this wasn't
- 19:59Speaker 1: my plan.
- 20:01Speaker 3: And I don't know if this is really what happened.
- 20:03Speaker 3: I don't know if this is an editor, I don't know.
- 20:06Speaker 1: But tiff says, okay, if it wasn't you, who was it?
- 20:10Speaker 1: And then we get just like ten seconds of Coach
- 20:14Speaker 1: just looking down at the saying and then tiff doubling
- 20:17Speaker 1: down being like who was it? And he says nothing,
- 20:22Speaker 1: and then they shake hands and they moved on.
- 20:24Speaker 2: Dude, I loved that moment.
- 20:27Speaker 1: He had to say something, right, he had to say something.
- 20:30Speaker 2: No, dude, it was like he he because what he
- 20:34Speaker 2: says before he goes.
- 20:34Speaker 5: And talks to Tiffany, he goes, all right, let me
- 20:36Speaker 5: put on the coach charm real quick. Did the coach
- 20:41Speaker 5: charm looks a lot like when coach fucks up real bad?
- 20:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 20:44Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Oh man, that was so funny, Like I
- 20:49Speaker 1: I like, is he How dumb is he? How dumb
- 20:53Speaker 1: does he think that Tiff is that he could he
- 20:55Speaker 1: would just say hey, it wasn't me, and tiff would
- 20:57Speaker 1: be like, oh well, okay.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Then did he he anticipate a single question? I didn't
- 21:02Speaker 3: see it coming.
- 21:03Speaker 2: No, And that brings us to Challenge Time with Chase.
- 21:07Speaker 5: It's way way wait wait, favorite time of the episode.
- 21:12Speaker 4: What is with this? I'm till I'm told to do
- 21:14Speaker 4: a challenge this week? No no, no, no, no, Chase
- 21:20Speaker 4: shut up.
- 21:21Speaker 2: In one of the challenge challenges of this we see
- 21:24Speaker 2: our what's happening?
- 21:26Speaker 4: I'm telling you? Oh my word, look I thought it
- 21:29Speaker 4: was I told everyone in the Patriot it was Challenged
- 21:32Speaker 4: time with Jonathan this week. No gold Derby allowed. And
- 21:36Speaker 4: then we switched to a Friday. You know what, Fine,
- 21:38Speaker 4: that's fine, I'm gonna mute anyway. It's cool, it's cool,
- 21:41Speaker 4: it's cool.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Jonathan. Did you take notes? Is that why you're so insistent.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Look, I was just gonna type it into GPT or something.
- 21:52Speaker 2: You were going to so you didn't, So you didn't.
- 21:55Speaker 2: What don't have I don't want to talk about it.
- 21:58Speaker 2: See how this goes? Chase hold, I don't want to
- 22:00Speaker 2: talk about Nathan. You do the challenge?
- 22:02Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
- 22:03Speaker 4: It's my favorite part of the episode. It's challenge time
- 22:07Speaker 4: with Jonathan. Guys, let's talk about the duo twist, right,
- 22:11Speaker 4: I mean, right out of the gate, we get there,
- 22:14Speaker 4: everybody's so happy, and then suddenly we realize. Jeff says,
- 22:19Speaker 4: this is a double duo twist, right, because now we
- 22:23Speaker 4: are going to be giving the duo who wins this
- 22:26Speaker 4: this now two layered challenge, we're going to be giving them.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I feel weird doing this. I feel out of place.
- 22:34Speaker 4: Have notes and you're just going off the dome. I
- 22:36Speaker 4: have bullet points if it helps, I have bullets. Do
- 22:39Speaker 4: you actually I do have bullet points?
- 22:40Speaker 3: Wait?
- 22:42Speaker 2: You cut off? Chase told him to shut up. He said,
- 22:44Speaker 2: I told everyone it's challenged time with Jonathan, and then
- 22:46Speaker 2: you interrupt yourself in the middle of that and say,
- 22:49Speaker 2: I feel weird.
- 22:50Speaker 4: I feel weird, I feel I feel like I've I
- 22:52Speaker 4: feel like I've gone into host Jonathan mode where I'm
- 22:55Speaker 4: gonna be talking about the challenge sauce.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Suddenly, Yeah, you feel weird because.
- 23:01Speaker 4: It's everybody's favorite part of the episode, guys.
- 23:06Speaker 5: In one of the coolest challenges of the season, we
- 23:09Speaker 5: see our paired up tribe mates compete in the double
- 23:13Speaker 5: duo twist. Okay, here's the thing about the double duo. Yeah,
- 23:16Speaker 5: here's the thing about the double duo That means four.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Double duo means four.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, yeah, I would say so. I think they
- 23:27Speaker 2: botched the branding on this twist a little bit. Damn it.
- 23:32Speaker 2: I gotta turn my ringer off. Wow wow yeah PD back,
- 23:36Speaker 2: we back podcast.
- 23:37Speaker 5: We got to talk about this. Are you eighty five
- 23:39Speaker 5: years old? Why do you have your ringer on?
- 23:43Speaker 2: Because I set an alarm and then it'll go off
- 23:46Speaker 2: and then I don't turn the ringer off after wait wait,
- 23:49Speaker 2: wait the alarms you were without a ringer on? Are
- 23:54Speaker 2: you sure? Yeah? Positive? Then I need to do some
- 23:58Speaker 2: research into this.
- 24:00Speaker 1: What in the world, I mean, all of us are here,
- 24:04Speaker 1: the rest of us, so I do think it does work.
- 24:09Speaker 3: But I will say this, my little I heard a
- 24:11Speaker 3: chime too.
- 24:12Speaker 1: I think on my end because of my laptop. I
- 24:14Speaker 1: got a new laptop and I haven't turned off, so
- 24:17Speaker 1: I'll take the blame for PD.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Okay, here's another point I want to make about the
- 24:21Speaker 2: double duo is it was described as double the stakes,
- 24:25Speaker 2: double the decisions, double the consequences. So that's three examples
- 24:31Speaker 2: for the double duo. I think we could have just
- 24:33Speaker 2: done triple triple.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Really, I'll say this squad branding be be darned.
- 24:43Speaker 3: This is a this is a better twist.
- 24:46Speaker 1: This was way better than we He waxed poetic for
- 24:51Speaker 1: eight minutes about the blood moon and at the end
- 24:53Speaker 1: we've made it clear. But it's just three tribles.
- 24:56Speaker 3: That's all that.
- 24:56Speaker 2: It is.
- 24:57Speaker 3: The double twist a twist.
- 25:00Speaker 1: And a fun one, and a cool way to kind
- 25:03Speaker 1: of get two players out without doing double tribal and
- 25:07Speaker 1: allowing everybody to vote.
- 25:08Speaker 3: I thought that this is how you do it, This
- 25:10Speaker 3: is how I know what.
- 25:11Speaker 2: I'll Yeah, this was an awesome twist.
- 25:14Speaker 5: It was so basically, you win or lose as a
- 25:16Speaker 5: duo in the challenge, and then you will be voted
- 25:19Speaker 5: out as that duo.
- 25:21Speaker 2: So when you vote at tribal, you vote individually.
- 25:24Speaker 5: You can vote for different people, but when you get
- 25:28Speaker 5: voted for, it's as a duo. And we actually get
- 25:30Speaker 5: some behind the scenes about the vote out tonight, and
- 25:33Speaker 5: we can talk about that later for Tribal But first
- 25:37Speaker 5: Si gets sent to exile since she's the only one
- 25:40Speaker 5: without a duo, and that actually works out as an
- 25:43Speaker 5: advantage for her because she is safe tonight she cannot
- 25:47Speaker 5: be voted for now. SuRie famously gets fucked in Survivor
- 25:53Speaker 5: seasons by twists like this. She usually goes home because
- 25:56Speaker 5: of crazy twists.
- 25:57Speaker 2: In the game.
- 25:58Speaker 5: This is the first time that the twist of the
- 26:00Speaker 5: game is actually to her benefit, which is really cool.
- 26:05Speaker 2: For this challenge, you throw a ball, I do really
- 26:08Speaker 2: quickly Chase.
- 26:08Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but I do want to just say
- 26:11Speaker 1: how funny it was that They're like, uh, Surri, how
- 26:14Speaker 1: did you come How did we come to the conclusion
- 26:16Speaker 1: that it was going to be you? We know, we
- 26:18Speaker 1: saw how it was the pick of the dice, right Yeah.
- 26:22Speaker 1: She's like, listen, I'm not good at challenges. I'm just
- 26:25Speaker 1: taking one for the team. I'm like, we saw how
- 26:28Speaker 1: you How we got to this conclusion. It had nothing
- 26:31Speaker 1: to do with whether or not.
- 26:32Speaker 3: You were good.
- 26:32Speaker 2: She wanted to put her name in the hat.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Right, but it's but it's but yeah, okay, I guess.
- 26:39Speaker 1: But everybody else, I mean, also wanted to.
- 26:41Speaker 2: So I agree with you, brand. I thought it was
- 26:44Speaker 2: interesting to.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Oh, look at that cat up there.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look at that cat that's alive.
- 26:50Speaker 3: There he is.
- 26:51Speaker 2: But yeah, everything that Jeff said about the blood Moon,
- 26:54Speaker 2: if he had said it about this, we would have
- 26:56Speaker 2: been like, Yeah, that wasn't hyperbolic at all. This is
- 26:58Speaker 2: going to change the game forever. Yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 5: For this challenge, you throw a ball onto an overhead track.
- 27:04Speaker 5: You race under it to catch it on the other side. Then,
- 27:07Speaker 5: once both players are through, you will maneuver the ball
- 27:10Speaker 5: across a series of platforms using paddles. You then toss
- 27:14Speaker 5: the ball into a target. Then you work together to
- 27:17Speaker 5: build a bridge using puzzle planks. The first three payers
- 27:21Speaker 5: to complete the bridge and move across it and move
- 27:23Speaker 5: onto the final round. Now, the final round is the
- 27:27Speaker 5: PD Special. This is the ball from a cage challenge
- 27:33Speaker 5: that PD played at the Survivor Cafe and did really
- 27:35Speaker 5: good at. And then after that you have the classic
- 27:38Speaker 5: table Maze challenge. The first pair to get two balls
- 27:42Speaker 5: through the maze when immunity and are safe at the
- 27:45Speaker 5: double duo tribal But what are they playing for reward wise?
- 27:49Speaker 5: Thanks for asking, spaghetti and what's that? There's layers to
- 27:54Speaker 5: the ship player Tara Massoux. They're playing for Tara Masoux, who.
- 28:00Speaker 4: At that moment said, I love dear miss Stephanie.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Stephanie. Yeah, yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 1: I Also I didn't take the weeks that come like
- 28:09Speaker 1: right after a like apple Bee's, you know thing where
- 28:14Speaker 1: it's like you're gonna get burgers and whatnot from Applebee's
- 28:17Speaker 1: and then like this is just it's spaghetti.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Don't have from it doesn't matter, it's razor food, you know, Yeah, yeah,
- 28:26Speaker 4: five dollars a plate.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be great. We have a spaghetti night, it's
- 28:30Speaker 3: a spaghetti dinner.
- 28:33Speaker 5: We have some really interesting duos competing in the challenge.
- 28:36Speaker 5: Aubrey actually takes the lead early on for her and Devns,
- 28:40Speaker 5: but Joe and Tiff quickly show that they are both
- 28:43Speaker 5: challenged beasts taking a big lead. Christy and Coach are
- 28:47Speaker 5: in dead last, and I wonder if that's some sort
- 28:50Speaker 5: of omen. Maybe Coach yells out, I've always been bad
- 28:56Speaker 5: at basketball, which made me wonder what sport did he coach.
- 29:00Speaker 5: I always assumed it was basketball because but then I
- 29:04Speaker 5: remembered it was women's.
- 29:05Speaker 3: Soccer, women's solid soccer.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Hmm.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Anyway, striking him as a coach, he's been coached the entire.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Quick everyone closed your eyes real quick. Imagine it. Anyway, thanks,
- 29:20Speaker 2: great contribution, Jathan.
- 29:23Speaker 4: I'm in my villains, look questioned, Johnny, fairplay about my decisions.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Okay, hey Jonathan, great contribution, all right.
- 29:33Speaker 5: Anyway, I can't stress enough how great at this challenge.
- 29:37Speaker 5: Tiff and Joe are, but Christian and Jondre the Giant
- 29:40Speaker 5: are actually struggling. DeAndre at one point yells at Christian
- 29:45Speaker 5: to be louder. So Christian yells tiny, extra large medium,
- 29:49Speaker 5: which is the same thing that I yell at the
- 29:51Speaker 5: Little Caesars employee through the drive through.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Am I right, ladies, Yeah, yeah, go ahead and cross
- 29:59Speaker 1: the one off.
- 30:00Speaker 3: That's not a had that's not gonna make it.
- 30:04Speaker 2: That's not gonna make the routine.
- 30:05Speaker 3: But I appreciate you trying it out on us.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Trying out what that's just the material that you just
- 30:11Speaker 1: went with the Little Caesars bit.
- 30:15Speaker 3: It was good for me. I don't think it's gonna
- 30:16Speaker 3: work in front of a crowd.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Hey, watch this, Watch this, watch this.
- 30:21Speaker 5: This is gonna be an episode. I'm gonna clip it
- 30:23Speaker 5: and it's gonna be the most viewed clip of all time.
- 30:27Speaker 5: But Chase huh is gonna throw.
- 30:32Speaker 1: A million dollars at it just.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Makes it a paid ad. So I rolled on to
- 30:38Speaker 2: the Little Caesars. I started yelling at everybody medium, large, whatever.
- 30:43Speaker 2: That was a good joke.
- 30:44Speaker 3: Fuck y'all tiny. I like the classic pizza size.
- 30:51Speaker 5: That's what makes it funny. I'm not gonna get lectured
- 30:53Speaker 5: on Disney. This was a good joke, and I'm personal.
- 30:56Speaker 4: You should if if they had said personal medium, that would.
- 31:01Speaker 2: Have shut up. I'm gonna clip this and it's going
- 31:04Speaker 2: to go. It's nothing to get upset about. It is
- 31:06Speaker 2: something to get upset about.
- 31:08Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, Chase, you said you're gonna go wild,
- 31:11Speaker 4: but don't you mean you're gonna go crazy?
- 31:13Speaker 2: Bread I can do it too. Joe and Tiff, Ozzie
- 31:21Speaker 2: and Chad and Devin's move on to the final rounds.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Nothing to get upset about.
- 31:38Speaker 5: The table maze is always intense, but Joe and Tiff
- 31:41Speaker 5: continue to dominate and win the entire thing. It's a
- 31:44Speaker 5: great showing for Joe and tiff here.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Yeah, they came in hot and ready. You know, it
- 31:47Speaker 2: was a It was a good show. It's a good joke.
- 31:57Speaker 3: It was a.
- 31:58Speaker 1: Good comeback too, because they were really struggling with the cage.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Like Andre yells at Christian to be louder.
- 32:06Speaker 5: So Christian yells tiny, extra large medium, which is what
- 32:09Speaker 5: I yell at the little Caesars employee for the drive.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Wait wait, no, that we were We moved on. That's
- 32:16Speaker 2: a good challenge. That's a good joke. Is a joke,
- 32:20Speaker 2: it is a it's well structured. Yeah, do you think, Chase,
- 32:25Speaker 2: it's nothing to get upset about. It is though, but
- 32:29Speaker 2: yes it is okay. So where are we at in
- 32:33Speaker 2: the challenge? Chase, I've been thinking about comedy.
- 32:35Speaker 3: That was it. I'm done.
- 32:37Speaker 2: If you guys would have stopped interrupting, you would have listened, Chase,
- 32:40Speaker 2: It's all right. M So now let's talk about Siri
- 32:50Speaker 2: at exile. Si walks up to the big coconut field brand.
- 32:55Speaker 2: You're a prophet because the other week you mentioned the
- 32:58Speaker 2: coconut field. It's sound on it a little out of place,
- 33:02Speaker 2: but then turns out that's what Suri went to.
- 33:05Speaker 1: That's right, And it makes you wonder, have I got screeners?
- 33:09Speaker 1: Did I have an inside tip?
- 33:12Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:13Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 33:16Speaker 4: Wonder that This would have been a pretty lame inside
- 33:19Speaker 4: tip though, because you know, I can't tell you much.
- 33:24Speaker 3: But I got two words for you, coconut field. Do
- 33:29Speaker 3: with that what you will?
- 33:30Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, yeah, So Suri gets to exile. It's just
- 33:35Speaker 2: a beach with two thousand coconuts and she's stuck at
- 33:38Speaker 2: exile unless she's able to find the one coconut with
- 33:41Speaker 2: a golden bird on it. And Suri gets to work.
- 33:44Speaker 2: But after a while, Suri starts to break down over
- 33:47Speaker 2: what seems like an impossible task. We keep getting shots
- 33:50Speaker 2: of the one golden coconut with SyRI in the background,
- 33:53Speaker 2: and then Serie's crying. She's exhausted. She talks about how
- 33:56Speaker 2: Survivor breaks you down, and people ask why she comes back,
- 33:59Speaker 2: and she said it's because Survivor gives her the gas
- 34:02Speaker 2: in the tank to believe in herself, And then we
- 34:04Speaker 2: got an awesome montage of Seie moments over the past
- 34:07Speaker 2: three decades and cries. She's determined to keep moving and
- 34:12Speaker 2: she does it. She finds what she described as the
- 34:15Speaker 2: most beautiful bird she'd ever seen. She gets her vote back,
- 34:18Speaker 2: she gets to participate in tribal It was an awesome
- 34:21Speaker 2: moment for Sari, and I'm sure Jonathan would like to
- 34:24Speaker 2: downplay it in some way.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Now, I mean, I don't know. I've Here's I did
- 34:31Speaker 4: a little math for us. All right, you got two
- 34:33Speaker 4: thousand coconuts out on the beach. Let's say that they
- 34:35Speaker 4: give you an hour timer. That means you need to
- 34:38Speaker 4: look at it at least thirty three thirty Yeah, but
- 34:41Speaker 4: like thirty three to thirty four coconuts a minute. That's
- 34:46Speaker 4: not that crazy to look at you know, Like that
- 34:50Speaker 4: gives you two seconds per coconut to look at it
- 34:53Speaker 4: and be like does it Nope, and just walk through it.
- 34:56Speaker 2: So, I mean, am I impressed? I don't think so.
- 35:01Speaker 2: You know, I think you're underestimating how daunting it would
- 35:05Speaker 2: be to walk up to a field of two thousand coconuts.
- 35:10Speaker 2: That's you know, that's just what it is.
- 35:12Speaker 3: You know.
- 35:12Speaker 1: I will say this, if I was to put on
- 35:15Speaker 1: my producer hats, as Jeff likes to do, my criticism
- 35:20Speaker 1: of this is I would like to know at any
- 35:24Speaker 1: given moment, how much time is left in the hourglass,
- 35:28Speaker 1: because I don't I have no idea. I have no
- 35:31Speaker 1: idea how long she's been out there when she sits
- 35:33Speaker 1: down and starts crying, How long has it been, I
- 35:36Speaker 1: don't know. So like when she gets to the final thing,
- 35:40Speaker 1: it could.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Have been ten minutes, it could have been fifty minutes.
- 35:44Speaker 3: I don't know. And so I.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Feel like it would have been like we have the
- 35:48Speaker 1: big powerful moment right with the montage and the like
- 35:52Speaker 1: I can do this, and she gets back up and
- 35:53Speaker 1: it's inspiring and we love it.
- 35:55Speaker 3: But the stakes to me from.
- 35:58Speaker 1: A game standpoint is she only has a limited amount
- 36:01Speaker 1: of time to do this. And it's almost as if
- 36:04Speaker 1: it felt to me that the time was not a
- 36:06Speaker 1: factor and this challenge and so I know, I didn't know.
- 36:10Speaker 1: I have no idea how impressive it was that she
- 36:14Speaker 1: found it.
- 36:15Speaker 3: No idea.
- 36:17Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they didn't show the timer because it didn't
- 36:20Speaker 4: take up as much time as I thought it would.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Maybe it took them thirty.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Minutes and they were like, well, that seems kind of disappointing.
- 36:27Speaker 4: You know, she has a breakdown, maybe fifteen minutes in
- 36:30Speaker 4: twenty minutes and It's like, I'm toped, but show.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Us that, Like, listen, it's hot, but it's hot out there.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Surrie is older than she once was. Five minutes bending
- 36:40Speaker 1: over turning over coconuts is exhausting to me. That doesn't
- 36:44Speaker 1: take away from it. I just want to know how
- 36:45Speaker 1: long it was?
- 36:47Speaker 3: Is that too much to ask?
- 36:49Speaker 2: I guess it's because I'm such a big SERI stand maybe,
- 36:54Speaker 2: but I was just happy for sire and thought it
- 36:56Speaker 2: was an awesome moment.
- 36:57Speaker 3: It absolutely is an awesome moment, Pete.
- 36:59Speaker 2: You know who would have found it faster? See? Oh well, potentially,
- 37:05Speaker 2: I don't know. His back might have given out.
- 37:06Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah.
- 37:08Speaker 1: The one thing that I bet she's kicking herself is
- 37:10Speaker 1: that she she kept like picking them up and looking
- 37:13Speaker 1: on like the bottom of.
- 37:14Speaker 3: It, Like she didn't have to touch a coconut if
- 37:16Speaker 3: she didn't want to.
- 37:17Speaker 1: She literally could have gone to the other side of
- 37:19Speaker 1: the beach and started and walked and she would have seen.
- 37:23Speaker 3: It, because it's just like facing that way.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Yeah, so she I bet when she finally found it,
- 37:31Speaker 3: she was.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Just like her eyes were closed. I was just napping
- 37:35Speaker 2: during this journey, like everybody else. Because it was borre.
- 37:40Speaker 2: You know what journey it would like.
- 37:45Speaker 5: Like you guys said, if they would have put like
- 37:46Speaker 5: some sort of time limit, it would have been a
- 37:48Speaker 5: little bit more exciting.
- 37:49Speaker 2: It wasn't that exciting, but I was happy for three.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Jonathan just texted us he was roasting me in the
- 37:55Speaker 2: group chat for sleep each in the corner.
- 38:01Speaker 3: When his joke doesn't land, he puts his mic down
- 38:03Speaker 3: and just leans back.
- 38:08Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, guys. It's a
- 38:09Speaker 2: great joke, and I'm gonna prove it. It's gonna get
- 38:12Speaker 2: clipped and it's gonna go crazy viral. What if we lose?
- 38:15Speaker 3: So what you're what you're.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Saying is that every comedian that has a viral bit
- 38:22Speaker 1: that that's a funny bit. So you're a big like
- 38:24Speaker 1: Matt Rife guy, like you think like everything Matt Rife
- 38:26Speaker 1: posts as hilarious because of the vise.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Or what about Kramer at the Laugh Factory. Yeah, that's
- 38:33Speaker 2: a good one.
- 38:35Speaker 5: I would argue if a joke is posted it and
- 38:38Speaker 5: it gets a lot of views, then it's probably a
- 38:41Speaker 5: pretty good I.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Don't think that's gonna happen.
- 38:43Speaker 4: I've decided that I'm gonna start doing crowd work in
- 38:46Speaker 4: the podcast, just because that seems to be working on
- 38:49Speaker 4: TikTok and Instagram right now?
- 38:51Speaker 3: All right, give it a go, just.
- 38:53Speaker 2: Like, what do you do for a living? Brand?
- 38:55Speaker 3: I'm a podcaster? Podcaster?
- 38:57Speaker 2: Millennials?
- 38:58Speaker 3: Am I right?
- 38:59Speaker 2: Let's clip that? Can we put that up there?
- 39:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 39:01Speaker 1: Post that one, Chase, post a Little Caesar's one, and
- 39:07Speaker 1: then a day later post that one.
- 39:08Speaker 3: Let's just see, let's see what does that.
- 39:10Speaker 2: I have a little competition. I have a note for
- 39:13Speaker 2: you like that was really good, but I think we
- 39:15Speaker 2: could work in some pizza material.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Oh o oh okay, so wait, Brandon bred here we go.
- 39:21Speaker 4: Get Hey, what do you do for a living?
- 39:22Speaker 2: Sir?
- 39:23Speaker 3: I'm a I didn't think you'd call on me. I'm
- 39:25Speaker 3: a podcaster.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Oh you didn't think I would call on you? What
- 39:28Speaker 2: are you? A Little Caesar's? No, one's calling them.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Nailed it. We're having.
- 39:39Speaker 1: What we don't know is Chase actually has a like
- 39:42Speaker 1: a deal with Little Caesars. He's gonna tag them and
- 39:45Speaker 1: invite us collaborator, get the Little Caesars bump.
- 39:49Speaker 4: This is all a paid ass Caesars bump is crazy.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Gosh, I'd love a little Caesar sponsorship. M that little guy.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Get that cute little guy on a scooter.
- 39:59Speaker 1: You know, Pizza, that's their their mascot.
- 40:06Speaker 3: He's a little guy on a scooter.
- 40:08Speaker 2: I don't I don't know that anybody's ever referred to
- 40:10Speaker 2: him as that cute little guy, cute little little sea.
- 40:12Speaker 4: He's a cute little of a sponsorship because you know,
- 40:16Speaker 4: get that cute little.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Guy on a scooter.
- 40:19Speaker 4: What I'm talking about the delivery guy.
- 40:25Speaker 3: You guys know what I'm talking about.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Okay, uh. Back at the Merge Beach. On the on
- 40:33Speaker 2: the Merge Beach, we've got Emily, Ozzy, and that little
- 40:36Speaker 2: guy Christian and Emily. Emily says those five are sticking together,
- 40:42Speaker 2: those five being Stephanie, Jonathan, Coach, Joe and Chrissy. And
- 40:46Speaker 2: if we don't vote them out now, they steamroll to
- 40:48Speaker 2: the end. Rizzo disagrees with this. He wants to take
- 40:52Speaker 2: out the floaters, Devin's and Aumbrey because they're playing the middle,
- 40:55Speaker 2: and that's what Rizzo wants to do. He wants to
- 40:57Speaker 2: play the middle. But next up we hear from Amber.
- 41:00Speaker 2: She sounds like she's going to cry. She's talking about
- 41:03Speaker 2: how she should have played her idol. But it is
- 41:05Speaker 2: what it is. But she's going to work her magic,
- 41:07Speaker 2: she says, because she's always been misunderestimated. I just didn't push.
- 41:15Speaker 1: That is a great point though, like all like Devin's
- 41:19Speaker 1: pushing Aubrey to play her idol. Obviously there's no way
- 41:23Speaker 1: for them to have known that. But if she just
- 41:24Speaker 1: once again held on to it, then you know the
- 41:28Speaker 1: hidden idol trick.
- 41:29Speaker 3: Just say that for another day. We have the real idle.
- 41:33Speaker 3: But this is what happens when you just play idols
- 41:35Speaker 3: for no reason.
- 41:37Speaker 2: And now it's Tiffy time again. Oh it's Tiffy time.
- 41:44Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna include Brand's whisper into the drop,
- 41:48Speaker 2: so every time it goes, oh, son of a gun,
- 41:49Speaker 2: here we go. All right, So it's Tiffy time, Tiffy
- 41:56Speaker 2: time and Joe time. Tiffy and Joey time. They get
- 42:00Speaker 2: to enjoy some spaghetti and two steaks in a fried
- 42:03Speaker 2: egg or whatever Brand had at that restaurant at what
- 42:08Speaker 2: fried egg?
- 42:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, you guys. That was fine, guys,
- 42:17Speaker 3: you wouldn't know what.
- 42:17Speaker 1: I can't think I was thinking about this when he
- 42:20Speaker 1: says spaghetti, M Like I understand they're hungry, and I
- 42:25Speaker 1: would eat anything as well, but that's like towards the
- 42:27Speaker 1: top of the list of things that I just don't
- 42:29Speaker 1: want to eat on a beach and like, yeah, sketty
- 42:33Speaker 1: is not beach food.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:36Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I don't know if you've seen Italy,
- 42:39Speaker 4: but there's it's kind of surrounded by water.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Yeah, but you like, you're not on a beach.
- 42:46Speaker 2: You are. I don't know how to tell you, but
- 42:49Speaker 2: you are. Jonathan, Have you been to Italy? Yeah?
- 42:53Speaker 3: Wow, dreams.
- 42:55Speaker 2: I was about to say, when did you go to Italy?
- 42:57Speaker 1: I know there's a difference though, between a there's a
- 43:00Speaker 1: difference between a porch and a beach, like or just
- 43:04Speaker 1: a table let.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Me let me ask you.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Let's say you go Heaven Forbid to Myrtle Beach and
- 43:11Speaker 4: you are maybe two three streets away from the ocean,
- 43:15Speaker 4: and you're eating it, I don't know, seafood buffet.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Are you not eating at the beach?
- 43:20Speaker 3: No?
- 43:21Speaker 2: But are you at the beach?
- 43:23Speaker 3: No?
- 43:23Speaker 2: But you're at Myrtle Beach.
- 43:25Speaker 3: I'm in the town of Myrtle Branch.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:28Speaker 4: But but what some if someone called you, they were like, Brian,
- 43:31Speaker 4: where did you?
- 43:32Speaker 2: Where are you?
- 43:32Speaker 3: Right now.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Would you say I'm at the beach, I'm at Myrtle beach.
- 43:35Speaker 1: I would probably say that, yes, but you understand what
- 43:38Speaker 1: I'm saying though. If I'm okay, fine, let me clarify, Jonathan, if.
- 43:44Speaker 3: I am sitting in the sand.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Yeah, on the beach, yeah, water close by, Yeah, heat
- 43:52Speaker 1: of the day.
- 43:52Speaker 3: I don't want sketty fair three blocks away. I do
- 43:57Speaker 3: want sketty.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Okay, I got you. I'll take that tiny, medium large. Yeah.
- 44:04Speaker 2: I'm just watching Chase in the bottom of just trying
- 44:07Speaker 2: to get Chase's attention. Chase, we need you. I don't
- 44:11Speaker 2: care about the spaghetti on the beach talk.
- 44:13Speaker 4: Yeah, spaghetti on the beach is just another DNC song.
- 44:17Speaker 2: What if it was pizza on the beach?
- 44:20Speaker 3: I want pizza anywhere, anytime. What little Caesars or otherwise?
- 44:24Speaker 2: Yeah, to get upset about. But Joe, he admits to
- 44:29Speaker 2: Tiff that he voted for her. She calls him a dummy.
- 44:31Speaker 2: She said, dude, what the hell? But they hashed it out.
- 44:34Speaker 2: They agreed to never vote for each other again. They
- 44:37Speaker 2: like cheers, their forks, their spaghetti forks, and Joe tells
- 44:42Speaker 2: Tiff that he thinks it should be Devin's and Aubrey.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Tiff likes Aubrey but calls her a dangerous middle player.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Tiff thinks coaching Chrissy or Great Shields because they rub
- 44:51Speaker 2: people the wrong way, and then cut to Chrissy. She's
- 44:53Speaker 2: telling Coach, please just lay low, don't sing, don't haiku,
- 44:57Speaker 2: just be invisible, and she sends Coach to the hammock
- 45:00Speaker 2: where he used to spend the rest of the day.
- 45:02Speaker 2: She caught herself the dragon slayer whisperer. Coach said that
- 45:06Speaker 2: he could whisper a haikup and nobody would know, and
- 45:11Speaker 2: it probably wouldn't even be a haiku. As we learned
- 45:14Speaker 2: last week.
- 45:15Speaker 1: I could whisper a haikup, no one would hear it.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Have a good day, everyone, dude.
- 45:32Speaker 3: I saw a really good show.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Ye brand must have had another fried egg. I had one.
- 45:43Speaker 3: I show up food drunk till one episode.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. Coach called it a travesty to quiet the
- 45:51Speaker 2: dragon slayer flare because there's only one dragon slayer in
- 45:54Speaker 2: the history of Survivor and there will never be another one.
- 45:57Speaker 2: But he doesn't know if it was sun Zu, Nietzsche,
- 46:00Speaker 2: or maybe the financial advisor Chris Valeria. I think I'm
- 46:03Speaker 2: saying that right, Vreila. He said, sometimes the essence of
- 46:08Speaker 2: strategy is the mindset to do nothing. Hmm.
- 46:13Speaker 1: I was just happy that he didn't say financial advisor Jeffrey.
- 46:17Speaker 4: Yeah, what if he said financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
- 46:22Speaker 2: You know.
- 46:24Speaker 3: Crazy.
- 46:25Speaker 5: I thought he was gonna say financial advisor Jeffrey Epstein.
- 46:30Speaker 2: That's good.
- 46:32Speaker 4: Was Chase completely checked out or did he not hear
- 46:35Speaker 4: I'm joking.
- 46:36Speaker 2: I'm joking. It's so hard to tell now when you're
- 46:39Speaker 2: saying a joke. But also, I was the one that
- 46:40Speaker 2: made that joke last night in the live chat.
- 46:42Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I honestly, Chase, I didn't see it,
- 46:45Speaker 1: so I'm sorry for taking your chruck.
- 46:47Speaker 2: No, no, it's okay. That's why I was being funny
- 46:50Speaker 2: and saying it again, because you copied my jokes. I
- 46:52Speaker 2: was copying. Okay, guys, I'm done for today. No, no, no, no,
- 47:00Speaker 2: look at you don't understand Chase is just being funny.
- 47:02Speaker 2: No funny, no, no, I think. Uh I don't get
- 47:06Speaker 2: any respect. Everybody hates me, and uh I sit here
- 47:11Speaker 2: and I try to come up with haikus for everybody,
- 47:13Speaker 2: and no one respects my haikus. Well, and I feel
- 47:16Speaker 2: like when you came up with but I haven't. We
- 47:20Speaker 2: haven't heard the haikus. No, I've been I've been chilling
- 47:23Speaker 2: on the beach. I've been trying to come up with
- 47:24Speaker 2: the haikus. I've been doing my you know, my yoga.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I've been doing my tai chi.
- 47:30Speaker 3: So you're.
- 47:33Speaker 1: You're like, I'm the coach of the podcast this week
- 47:36Speaker 1: is all you're saying.
- 47:37Speaker 2: No, I'm coach, Like I am literally coach. And if
- 47:44Speaker 2: you're literally coached, like a breakaway or I think Chase,
- 47:48Speaker 2: you should go lay down in a hammock and maybe
- 47:51Speaker 2: Christian will rock me.
- 47:54Speaker 4: It's just like one of those things, you know how
- 47:55Speaker 4: like it feels like every kind of uh person who's
- 47:58Speaker 4: a little bit insane start it's claiming their Jesus at
- 48:01Speaker 4: some point.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Is this like that kind of a situation where he's
- 48:03Speaker 2: exactly that, Yeah, I don't know.
- 48:06Speaker 5: Instead of the Messiah complex, Instead of the Messiah complex,
- 48:10Speaker 5: it's the Dragonslayer complex.
- 48:12Speaker 4: Dang, this is I don't know how we're gonna pull
- 48:14Speaker 4: him out of this one.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Uh, Chrissy. After sending Coach to the hammock and demanding
- 48:18Speaker 2: he lay low, Chrissy wants to blindside Rizzo after calling
- 48:22Speaker 2: Aubrey and Devins the middle people who we can't let
- 48:25Speaker 2: skates to the end. Now she wants their help in
- 48:27Speaker 2: blind siding Rizzo.
- 48:28Speaker 3: But what is that?
- 48:29Speaker 2: Who's back the sheriff? Baby Serie is back. She shows up,
- 48:35Speaker 2: She shows everybody her one in two thousand coconut, and
- 48:38Speaker 2: Sarie does what she does best. She flips everything on
- 48:40Speaker 2: its head. Ozzy, he thought the move was to get
- 48:42Speaker 2: out Devon's and Aubrey. Sire explains to him why she
- 48:45Speaker 2: thinks it should be coaching Chrissy, and then cut to
- 48:47Speaker 2: Ozzie in a confessional and he's like, thank God for Sari,
- 48:51Speaker 2: or else I would have voted Devon's in. Aubrey like
- 48:53Speaker 2: an idiot, M I mean Suri truly, Jonathan, you know,
- 48:58Speaker 2: famously this season has said that he doesn't understand why
- 49:01Speaker 2: Syria is considered such a legend.
- 49:05Speaker 5: This episode is the perfect example of why Sirie is
- 49:09Speaker 5: the best social player of all time.
- 49:11Speaker 2: She's away on exile, she.
- 49:12Speaker 5: Comes back immediately everyone's like, Sirie, this is what we're doing.
- 49:16Speaker 2: She goes, no, that's not how it works. Let's do
- 49:19Speaker 2: it this way, and everybody.
- 49:20Speaker 4: Goes ah, you're right.
- 49:21Speaker 2: I'm so stupid.
- 49:22Speaker 3: Thank god Soria is here.
- 49:24Speaker 5: I think PD made a comment last night where he said, uh,
- 49:29Speaker 5: people are gonna start realizing that Sirie is like. They've
- 49:33Speaker 5: waited too long Sore to get it so real. I
- 49:36Speaker 5: think it's too late. I don't think they could vote
- 49:38Speaker 5: Tore out even if they wanted to, because the Azzi
- 49:42Speaker 5: and Rizzo would both need to blind side Sire in
- 49:46Speaker 5: order for Sien to go home. At this point, I
- 49:47Speaker 5: do not see a world where they get the numbers
- 49:49Speaker 5: to send her home.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Yeah, they've waited too long.
- 49:53Speaker 3: No, I think that they can do it.
- 49:55Speaker 2: I think it's possible.
- 49:56Speaker 3: No, No, I honestly do I I don't think it'll be
- 49:58Speaker 3: that hard. I think.
- 50:00Speaker 1: The tough thing is is who's gonna strike first. I
- 50:04Speaker 1: don't think Ozzie's ever gonna flip.
- 50:06Speaker 3: But Rizzo could flip. And I honestly think.
- 50:11Speaker 5: Rizzo, when we watched him play last season, he never
- 50:14Speaker 5: betrayed Savannah, even though it would have been better for
- 50:16Speaker 5: his game to betray him.
- 50:19Speaker 3: I know, I think is too smart.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Rizzo has seen the game too much to know that
- 50:23Speaker 1: you cannot go to the end with Siri and win.
- 50:27Speaker 3: I think he can. You famously can. Siria has never won.
- 50:33Speaker 3: Has she ever been to final?
- 50:35Speaker 2: I think so.
- 50:36Speaker 1: I don't think she's ever been to I don't think
- 50:37Speaker 1: she's ever been to final tribal.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Chase when she was let me two right, let me
- 50:45Speaker 2: look at it.
- 50:46Speaker 3: I just think I think Rizzo's too much of a
- 50:48Speaker 3: student of the game.
- 50:51Speaker 5: He's never reached final tribal. But yeah, she was in
- 50:54Speaker 5: third place and fourth place.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Great, yeah, I I just I think that Rizzo at
- 50:59Speaker 1: some point he there's nothing that Rizzo wants more than
- 51:06Speaker 1: to be one of the all time greats Survivor players.
- 51:08Speaker 3: How do you do that? At some point in the
- 51:10Speaker 3: next couple of weeks.
- 51:12Speaker 1: You decide it's gonna benefit me more to distance myself
- 51:16Speaker 1: from Suriri and vote her out.
- 51:17Speaker 3: I think that time will cut.
- 51:19Speaker 1: I think, and si has proven that at one point,
- 51:22Speaker 1: at some point, she will do that to him.
- 51:25Speaker 2: I'm sure I could see that.
- 51:26Speaker 5: But what I'm thinking is, if there's going to be
- 51:29Speaker 5: any sort of betrayal from Rizzo to Seri, it's that
- 51:31Speaker 5: he puts Syrie up for fire making and that's how
- 51:34Speaker 5: she goes home.
- 51:35Speaker 2: I don't see him voting her out here's what I
- 51:38Speaker 2: think is gonna Happenah, Chase, I know you've seen two
- 51:41Speaker 2: Star Wars movies, so you haven't seen this yet. But
- 51:44Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be a situation where you got
- 51:47Speaker 2: the guy at the bar and Obi Wan is like, no,
- 51:50Speaker 2: you know, you don't want death sticks. You want to
- 51:52Speaker 2: go home and rethink your life. So like Sari, anybody
- 51:55Speaker 2: can have a plan that doesn't benefit her. She's just
- 51:57Speaker 2: gonna wave her hand and then make them vote themselves out.
- 52:01Speaker 2: That's how much power she's gonna have. By the end,
- 52:03Speaker 2: she's gonna be telling people to vote for yourself and
- 52:05Speaker 2: they're gonna go.
- 52:06Speaker 4: I think by the time that Rizzo would try to
- 52:10Speaker 4: make a move that people already are they don't quite
- 52:14Speaker 4: trust him, so I think it would be his death since.
- 52:17Speaker 2: That specially would it'd be way too early. Yeah, it's
- 52:21Speaker 2: incredible he's made that's the thing about.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it's either it's either too early to vote her
- 52:26Speaker 1: out or too late to vote her out somehow like
- 52:28Speaker 1: that's the magic of Si.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Yeah, they should have voted her out first. That was
- 52:32Speaker 2: their best.
- 52:32Speaker 5: Shot of I mean, she's in the game too it
- 52:35Speaker 5: because I mean, looking at who's left. They don't have
- 52:38Speaker 5: the votes to take Surrey home unless Ozzie and Rizzo
- 52:41Speaker 5: both want to.
- 52:42Speaker 2: Take her out.
- 52:44Speaker 5: Because Joe and Stephanie and Jandre the Giant, they're slowly
- 52:48Speaker 5: getting picked off one by one, that whole strong honor
- 52:51Speaker 5: and integrity alliance.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Sorry, I was just looking up, like,
- 52:57Speaker 2: what's that song? Like the music in me? Is that
- 53:00Speaker 2: a thing?
- 53:02Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 53:03Speaker 2: What if we made got the Magic of Serrin? Oh,
- 53:08Speaker 2: because that's the mandin for marine m hmm, okay, just
- 53:12Speaker 2: workshop and stuff, tiny medium large.
- 53:16Speaker 5: Hey, hey, don't bring up to little Caesars joke, guys
- 53:19Speaker 5: if it's a bad joke, because this is a good joke.
- 53:22Speaker 2: I did it is It's just something that's fun to say. Now. Yeah,
- 53:26Speaker 2: a little tiny medium large in the com you know
- 53:29Speaker 2: what you're doing, You know what you're doing. I thought
- 53:31Speaker 2: it was a crazy combo chase. I will be on
- 53:33Speaker 2: a stub chase.
- 53:35Speaker 3: I'm getting a little Caesars for lunch. So well done, brother.
- 53:40Speaker 2: That's what we call it. Influencerluen. Genuinely though, guys, it
- 53:45Speaker 2: was not a bad joke. I think it's a good
- 53:48Speaker 2: joke chase.
- 53:48Speaker 5: Because Christian Yell's the the sizes and so chase because
- 53:55Speaker 5: I'm gonna.
- 53:58Speaker 4: I don't know how else to tell you this, but
- 54:00Speaker 4: I'm giving you a hard time because I'm considered to
- 54:03Speaker 4: be one of the greatest villains of all time.
- 54:04Speaker 2: It's whatever. So I mean the fact that you had
- 54:09Speaker 2: fair Play do your announcement for you about the dead
- 54:12Speaker 2: Cats situation. It does kind of submit and submit you
- 54:16Speaker 2: as a top man. That's some of us.
- 54:22Speaker 4: Some of us have aspirations, you know.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Yeah, where was I at? So Ozzy he's happy to
- 54:30Speaker 2: go for Coach because of the Day One thing. Rizzo.
- 54:33Speaker 2: He also wanted to go after Aubrey and Devins earlier
- 54:36Speaker 2: in the episode. But Chrissy is speaking to Siri and
- 54:39Speaker 2: she throws out Rizzo's name, and so retells Rizzo, and
- 54:43Speaker 2: Rizzo is chomping at the bit as they say to
- 54:46Speaker 2: vote out that.
- 54:50Speaker 4: You know what, I love it when they're chomping at
- 54:52Speaker 4: the bit.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Oh, they're chomping at the bit. But here's the thing.
- 54:56Speaker 2: Everybody knows that Joe mustn't be lied to. So if
- 55:00Speaker 2: they're going to vote out Coach and Chrissy, they have
- 55:03Speaker 2: to try to get him on board. Joe doesn't like this.
- 55:06Speaker 2: In a confessional. He said, I hear the plan is
- 55:09Speaker 2: going to be coaching, Chrissy. This isn't good. This isn't good,
- 55:13Speaker 2: This isn't good. He said it three times.
- 55:16Speaker 3: With his eyes just yeah.
- 55:20Speaker 2: So I'm working hard to get this thing back on
- 55:22Speaker 2: Aubrey and Devons. And then Steph agrees. Chrissy tells coach,
- 55:27Speaker 2: we're voting Aubrey and Devons. Joe is imploring Rizzo to
- 55:30Speaker 2: vote for Aubrey and Devans, and then we've seen Devons.
- 55:32Speaker 2: He's scared, he's worrying, he's worried about how much traction
- 55:35Speaker 2: that his name is getting, and he might just do
- 55:39Speaker 2: the idle thing if he feels like he needs to.
- 55:42Speaker 3: So what is the what's the current count?
- 55:44Speaker 2: PD?
- 55:45Speaker 1: Do you have that in front of you log of
- 55:47Speaker 1: people that we think going into tribal are voting for
- 55:52Speaker 1: uh Riz I'm sorry, uh Devons and Aubrey uh And
- 55:58Speaker 1: then coaching Chrissy, do we have.
- 56:00Speaker 3: Do you have those numbers?
- 56:01Speaker 2: I don't have the numbers, but I can just rattle off, yeah,
- 56:04Speaker 2: like what At this point, the best guess would be
- 56:09Speaker 2: that Jan Dre is going to vote for Aubrey and Devons.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Chrissy coach because we don't know he's gonna do the
- 56:15Speaker 2: shot in the dark. And then Stephanie and then Joe. Yeah, no,
- 56:20Speaker 2: Joe voted. Joe voted for coaching.
- 56:21Speaker 1: We know how he votes, right, I'm saying what I
- 56:25Speaker 1: what I still don't know Chase on.
- 56:26Speaker 3: What I'm trying to figure out is if like how
- 56:28Speaker 3: much like did he really need to do the idle
- 56:31Speaker 3: thing need to.
- 56:33Speaker 2: That's what I want to like, Yeah, that's five. And
- 56:36Speaker 2: then Rizzo is a maybe, but he's voting with Seresa.
- 56:39Speaker 2: We pretty much knew that he was going to vote
- 56:41Speaker 2: for coaching Chrissy. So we're at tribal now, and Aubrey
- 56:46Speaker 2: said that her and Devons they're tied to each other.
- 56:49Speaker 2: They have an umbilical cord. Devin said, I'm the baby,
- 56:53Speaker 2: so glad he clarified.
- 56:57Speaker 4: They could have looked like a Taylor Swift reference have
- 56:59Speaker 4: been like tiny invisible string you know.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, guys, did you like my joke? I
- 57:07Speaker 2: did like it? Yeah, Okay. He thought it was a
- 57:09Speaker 2: great contribution. Hey, Jonathan, great contribution, thank you. So Coach
- 57:17Speaker 2: talked about how because he had to lay low, he
- 57:20Speaker 2: was able to see the betrayal, oozing out of pores
- 57:24Speaker 2: and fingertips chattering chaos around him. I don't I don't
- 57:29Speaker 2: know what any of that meant. But now let's get
- 57:32Speaker 2: to the good part. Joe is answering a question from
- 57:35Speaker 2: Jeff Devon's. He gets the fading in and out of
- 57:37Speaker 2: consciousness at it, and then Jeff asks devns if the
- 57:41Speaker 2: twist changes how he approached tribal and Devon's who's feeling
- 57:45Speaker 2: nervous and unfortunately he doesn't have an idol, he says,
- 57:48Speaker 2: but he has a clue for one and he just
- 57:50Speaker 2: hasn't been able to get it. And then Devin shoots up,
- 57:54Speaker 2: he grabs the idol that him and Christian planeted weeks ago,
- 57:57Speaker 2: and he says he's going to keep him in all
- 57:58Speaker 2: resafe tonight.
- 57:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:00Speaker 1: I mean, my only criticism of the play is like,
- 58:03Speaker 1: maybe look behind a couple of rocks before walking directly
- 58:08Speaker 1: to the rock that it is behind, Like.
- 58:11Speaker 2: That maybe he did and they just wanted to make
- 58:13Speaker 2: it quicker.
- 58:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it's possible.
- 58:16Speaker 1: I just like, if I'm sitting there and I see
- 58:18Speaker 1: him say I have a clue for one, and then like,
- 58:22Speaker 1: unless the clue is there's an idol behind the back
- 58:25Speaker 1: left corner of the fire pits, move the rock like
- 58:30Speaker 1: I'd like. The clues are never that's easy if there
- 58:35Speaker 1: was a real clue.
- 58:35Speaker 2: So I would have the shock of it.
- 58:37Speaker 4: Though, is where people probably wouldn't question it all that
- 58:40Speaker 4: much because they just see him get up, and there's
- 58:44Speaker 4: so many thoughts of like, well, he couldn't have planted
- 58:46Speaker 4: this because it's tribal.
- 58:49Speaker 3: How would he have.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Planned it right?
- 58:50Speaker 4: So they're probably not thinking all that hard about like
- 58:53Speaker 4: is it fake?
- 58:55Speaker 2: And I haven't until they started to. Yeah.
- 58:57Speaker 5: I have two questions for you, guys. I want to
- 58:59Speaker 5: get your opinions on both of these things. The first one, uh,
- 59:03Speaker 5: do you think that this was if Devon? Would this
- 59:09Speaker 5: have been cooler if Devin saved himself instead of just
- 59:12Speaker 5: wasting the idol?
- 59:14Speaker 2: Or do you think it was still super sick regardless.
- 59:17Speaker 4: I mean, it obviously would have been cool if that
- 59:20Speaker 4: was more of the deciding factor.
- 59:23Speaker 2: Of the vote. I think it's yeah, we can't tell.
- 59:32Speaker 5: My second question is what do you who? Who do
- 59:35Speaker 5: you think is a better Survivor player? Someone who plays
- 59:41Speaker 5: an idol the second they think that they're in trouble,
- 59:44Speaker 5: or someone like Rizzo last season, who has an idol
- 59:48Speaker 5: and and doesn't and keeps it for way too long Devin's.
- 59:52Speaker 5: This was the first time Devin seemed like he was
- 59:55Speaker 5: in trouble and he immediately panicked and played his idol
- 59:57Speaker 5: even when he.
- 59:58Speaker 2: Didn't need to.
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: Do you think that that's smart because it's like, well,
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: it's better to be safe than sorry than to go home.
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: Or do we respect players who are like willing to
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: take a risk Like the other week when Aubrey's holding
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: her idol in her pocket.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: I think that for.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Him it was smart because he also likes Aubrey.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: And they would have both gone home.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: So I think for him, if it had been just
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: a regular week where everybody was at risk and he
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: wasn't tied to somebody, then I think he might have
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: waited it out.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Yeah, to me, it's a little bit like those two
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: scenarios are different enough to where it's hard to compare
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: because like Rizzo was using the idol to get votes
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: off of him without playing it, which is an impressive mood.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: But he but Devin's did the same thing, but he didn't.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: He did, but he didn't have a real idol to.
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: You, right, So like he had to.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Create something out of thin air, which was super it right,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: and so like, it's just hard to compare those two
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: things in my mind for some reason, because it's like
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: what Rizzo did, he never he never felt like he
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: truly needed to play it.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: So I don't know, you know what, both both both
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: plays are great.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: In my mind, I say, Chase quit being a nerd
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: and thinking about was this the.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Do the robot things?
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: The robot thing?
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: Instead?
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Rob, I say, this is the I.
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: Literally just wanted to talk about for a.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Second nerd Robot.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: This is why people don't like it when PD's on
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: the episode.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Hey shut up, robot Nerd. Here's what I don't know.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: I thought it was a cool move, but I don't
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: know if it was statistically the most optimal.
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: What you think is a better player, someone who holds
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: onto an advantage, or it takes a big risk of
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: not playing it some pics and plays.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: This is what I will say.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: This is what I will say to be to be honest.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: To me, what Rizzo did with his idol is more
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: impressive than what Devons did with his multiple idols the
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: season that he played, Like, it's more impressive for me
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: to have one idol and to be able to use
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: it against people without actually playing it than it is
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: to constantly be able to find idols.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. Yeah, that's what I agree. Chase, sincerely,
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: sorry for saying shut up Nerd because no, because because
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Chase is going to run out, he's gonna quit the podcast,
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: I have to do a little damage. But I was
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: being combative on purpose. He shut up.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: Hey, look I'm gonna say it too because I'm the villain.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: Shut up Nerd.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: But but the point of saying shut up Nerd was
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: to circle back to it was just awesome that Devon's
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: did this and had this idea at all and actually
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: went through with it.
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: I thought, uh, what did you think of Devon's lie
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: about to Aubrey? But then also like he had to
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: lie a second time where they were like, can you
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: show us the idol? Like how do you feel like he.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: Played those situations off? Do the robot voice? And you answered? Chase, Well, I.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: Would answer, but I don't want to get called a
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: nerd for going too deep in.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: I asked the question because I wasn't paying attention. Basically
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: asked was.
- 1:03:38Speaker 6: We were all robots and we're all cyborgs. Do we
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: still have some sort of soul that would be the
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: obsessment survivor or would it be a purely analytical love
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: of the game.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: That's interesting.
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: I was asking that because Chase had messaged me and
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: said he was considering dating chat GPT model.
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about becoming a Mormon, and
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: so I'm gonna I'm gonna do the multiple wives thing,
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: but I feel ethically that that's wrong.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: So I'm gonna do Chad Gibt instead of a real
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: person chasing his husband Claude. Yep, yeah, me and Grock,
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: Me and Groc might take things a little further. Yeah, Okay,
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: So Devin's lie to Aubrey, we'll see if everybody wants
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: to see the thing, then that his lies, like the
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: the whole thing is gonna blow up in his face
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: pretty quick.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: Well, And that was the lie to Aubrey, was that
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: he couldn't actually play the idol that night because it
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: was supposed to be found in secret, so it doesn't
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: activate until the next tribal.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: I thought it was a good lie.
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: I thought that was a very good lie. And you
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: could tell he had that in the back pocket. He
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: planned in case anyone asked him about it, unlike.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: Coach earlier in this episode.
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: Uh, but you can tell he did panic when Stephanie
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: asked to see it. Yeah, and he said, no, no,
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: knowledge is power. I'm not showing it to Yeah.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: He said the name of another advantage to show.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Yeah, can I ask you a question?
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: No, it's just power. Shot in the dark. You know, Hey, Stephanie,
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: steal a vote.
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, steal.
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: An election, Stephanie, get.
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: On my level.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: There is a moment where everybody that's around Christian turns
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: to Christian and Christian goes, I'm still voting devons.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Yes, this was that. This confused me.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: But if you saw the same thing and it and
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: it was clarified for me in the chat last night.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: So I was confused.
- 1:05:35Speaker 5: I said, wouldn't he want to lean in to that
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: idol being?
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he's gonna stick it. He's gonna
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: be like that looks like a real idol to me.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: We should maybe switch our votes or something like that.
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: But what I but what I was told by the
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: people in the chat last night was he he was
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: lying because they were The plan all along was to
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: vote Coach out. And so they didn't want to tell.
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: They didn't want coach at all to find out that
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: he might be the because then he could play his
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: shot in the dark or whatever.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: No, it was a great.
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: Move by Christian, But I would agree I was very confused,
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: right because what.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: If they listened to him and they're like, okay, he
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: says to vote.
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: When when we were talking about this earlier and I said,
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: I don't think anyone's vote was swayed by this play.
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: I think they all went in with the plan of
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: taking out coach.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: All right, that's yeah, because.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Coach was in too close proximity for Christian to be like, oh, okay.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Got it, thanks guys, I'm out of here.
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: Coach is going out. Will he end up going back home?
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: That's it? That's eight eight. Wait, I've lost track of
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: the haikus. So you did five seven?
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: I did eight?
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: Why did seven? Five?
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Seven?
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: So we're both you.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: Can do a coach haiku and just do whatever you
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: want to do. Yeah, okay, So will he go bach home?
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Real coaches? Six?
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: A coach coup is six eight five okay, coach coup
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: okay six eight five Okay, here we go six eight five.
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: Is Coach going back home? It's quite possible that he is.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: Let's go and count votes here.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: We got great contribution. Uh yeah, so Rick, he plunged
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: everything into chaos. Everybody's whispering. D's over there loving it.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: It's a live tribal.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Season fifty baby.
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: No one loves a live tribal more than d D.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: He's like the live trible d was freaking out. And
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: then speaking of freaking out, Rizzo walks over to Devns
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: just to say, hey, man, I want to say six
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: of those things. You're a devil, and then Jeff called
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: him out for being a fanboy.
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, thought it was so weird. Is then
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: Rizzo just started cussing Jeff out. He was like, you
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: know what, Jeff, nice, that's that.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: That's comedy.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Chase nice post nice nice.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: We'll get three million heads.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: So Stephanie, oh yeah, we talked about that. Stephanie wanted
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: to see the idol. Rick said, no, you don't need
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: to see it, and then Coach quotes Magellan and it's
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: time to vote. Rick does not play his idol because
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: it's not real. But you know, he told Aubrey it
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: can't be played until next time and then Coach plays
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: is shot in the dark. Chrissy and Coach are not safe.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: And after that they receive all the votes except for
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: two of them. And as Coach was walking to get
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: his torch, Rizzo said you changed my life and Emily
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: rolled her eyes on him.
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: This is the best moment of the episode to me,
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: definitely better than Syria and the coconuts. But there was
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: this moment where you just realized, like that Emily is
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: not on board with anything that's going on. I just
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: her rolling her eyes as Rizzo is having the best
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: moment of his life.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: It was so funny to me. It was cinema.
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: If you got voted out a survivor and as you're
- 1:09:18Speaker 5: leaving someone that voted you out goes you changed my life.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: What would you respond with?
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: If I was Coach, I would do a haiku back
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: to him. But if I was I would have said, yeah.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: Cool, so my torch geits snuffed.
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: I'm leaving someone that voted me out, goes, you changed
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: my life. I would turn around and go apparently not
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: enough and then just keep walking into the darkness.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: Can I ask an NERD strategy question PD, is that allowed.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: I'll allow it.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Nerd p's the Nerd Police today. Chrissy voted for Emily.
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: Is that right? Weird Chrissy wanted Chrissy threw out earlier
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: in the episode that she wanted to blindside Rizzo and
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: so I'm pretty sure she was the vote on Rizzo
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: and Emily.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: She she was, but it's just like, if you think
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: that there's votes coming on, you vote for the other
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: two names that are being thrown out with.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird, weird play.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: I don't understand why she did that at all.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: She thought maybe she had enough support to get out
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: Rizzo and Emily.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I guess people really lied to her that that was
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: a possible thing.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: That's interesting.
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: Last thing here, we've seen a lot of shot in
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: the Darks played this season so far more than usual.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: No hits. When we get one, it's gonna be awesome.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: We're not going to them. Why because we've already had
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: three played. Do you think they're gonna play more of them?
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: And if some of the one and six is gonna hit,
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: I mean I would think so.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: I mean, as we get towards the end game here,
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: people are gonna be panicking trying to save themselves.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: You know, I don't think we get a successful one, though,
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: that'd be cool. You want to let's hey, let's all
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: make a monetary bet. Sure, I.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Bet one hot ready pizza at.
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: Okay, we will not get it yet. Okay.
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: So you're on the side that you don't get a hit.
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: I'm voting to get a hit.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: I'm voting that we don't get a hit. So it's
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: three okay, So it's me versus you three.
- 1:11:28Speaker 5: So if I if there's a hit, you have to buy.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: Me a pizza.
- 1:11:32Speaker 5: But if there's not, I have to buy each of
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: you a hot and ready pizza.
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: What's your preference? Tiny? Medium?
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