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Jalens Hurt (feat. Big Cat) - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 93 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Alrighty, everybody, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today. It is Monday, it is December nineteenth, and.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking about geopolitical issues.
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  Speaker 4: Today, we're talking about geopolitical issues in the industry.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So, whether.
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  Speaker 1: You're a LIB or whatever, the opposite of a LIB is,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want to You're gonna want to hear this shit.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to strap in and listen because it's
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  Speaker 4: about to get real political.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people are big into being libertarians. They
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  Speaker 1: want the government out of their life. Well, we're an
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  Speaker 1: authoritarian podcast, and we want big government in our lives.
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  Speaker 1: Number one government loving podcasts. We love the government, big government.
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  Speaker 4: We love all the choices that they make, big ideas.
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  Speaker 1: And if you if you're anti government, if you think
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  Speaker 1: that the government's doing something wrong, if you don't accept
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  Speaker 1: the government into every part of your life.
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  Speaker 4: You're the problem. Damn straight. Couldn't set it better myself.
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  Speaker 5: You're part of the fucking problem.
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna march on Washington and let it be
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  Speaker 1: known that this is what we think. We're gonna fucking
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  Speaker 1: link arms with our brothers and brother and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: all walk down there and fucking march on Washington.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Penis hats.
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, we got it. I
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  Speaker 4: want to hear about your plane ride yesterday with the
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  Speaker 4: Did you was that thing that you tweeted real? Did
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  Speaker 4: that actually happen?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: Oh fuck, I really was hoping it was real.
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  Speaker 1: That I was in a screaming mattress. Yeah, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I did get on the plane.
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  Speaker 4: That's such a bummer. What I was excited to ask
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  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it did seem sweet. Fuck, dude, I was just
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  Speaker 1: telling a joke. That's what you do online.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, yeah, Addison Rays shaking ass in the White House.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I come in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what, dude, I need to hear about this.
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  Speaker 4: But it was a funny. It would have been hilarious
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  Speaker 4: if that happened.
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  Speaker 1: I know, the lady was. I mean, I sat next
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  Speaker 1: to a lady. She was masked up, and she did
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  Speaker 1: have a dog on her lap, but like she never
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  Speaker 1: said anything.
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  Speaker 7: She did.
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  Speaker 1: But I was super self conscious because, uh, I was
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  Speaker 1: sick last week and I'm like, I just had like
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  Speaker 1: stife with my stuff.
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  Speaker 4: He's yeah, that's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 8: I was.
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  Speaker 4: When I was at the doctor today, I was stuffing
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  Speaker 4: like crazy, just sniffling all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: But I was just going through scenarios in my mind
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  Speaker 1: where her masked up ass like gives me a hard
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  Speaker 1: time and I'm like, well, you got a fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I might get you sick or getting me sick because
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  Speaker 1: I have a fucking severe shitsu allergyah or whatever type
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  Speaker 1: of fucking dog she had on her lap.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. The doctor's office is uh that was my first
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  Speaker 4: time being is like a real doctor's office that's not
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  Speaker 4: a city MD in like years and the dude, they
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  Speaker 4: they just throw on charges and you could they could
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  Speaker 4: just be like you, it's a thousand dollars and I'd
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  Speaker 4: be like, okay, that sounds right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to open a hospital.
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  Speaker 4: It's really annoying because I had to pay twenty five
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  Speaker 4: dollars to confirm the appointment.
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  Speaker 5: That shit doesn't even make sense.
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  Speaker 4: And because that's why I got canceled last week because
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  Speaker 4: I didn't confirm the appointment. And then and then I
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  Speaker 4: go to check in and like, all right, you have
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  Speaker 4: a forty five dollars copey and they can't wave that
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  Speaker 4: and I was like what is that? But I was
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  Speaker 4: like what does that even mean?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I paid it because I'm like I have to see
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  Speaker 4: the dermatologist totally, and then they ripped me you know,
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  Speaker 4: they ripped me open.
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  Speaker 5: What is copey?
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  Speaker 4: They rip open my chest?
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  Speaker 5: What is copey? I mean half your insurance?
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  Speaker 1: In half?
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  Speaker 5: You I have no idea like your insurance.
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  Speaker 1: They're also just charging a guy and he has to
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  Speaker 1: pay like forty five bucks out out.
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  Speaker 5: Of the knocket.
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  Speaker 4: And then I saw I remember I was telling you
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  Speaker 4: about how they how they canceled my appointment cause I
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  Speaker 4: didn't pay the twenty five dollars fee. I saw a
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  Speaker 4: girl come in say anything happened to her? She was like,
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  Speaker 4: I never even got like a call about it. And
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  Speaker 4: they were like, yeah, they canceled the appointment if you
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  Speaker 4: don't pay it.
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  Speaker 1: So when do you have to pay it?
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  Speaker 10: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: They don't. They don't say anything, like the only reason
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  Speaker 4: I was able to get an appointment was because I
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  Speaker 4: went in. I rescheduled there and paid there.
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  Speaker 5: And God forbid you like, say no to one of.
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  Speaker 4: The fees right now. I'm like, well, she won't see you. Sorry, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don' don't know if you saw my text.
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  Speaker 4: But I went in and I was like, I'm seeing
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  Speaker 4: the nurse. You know they bring the nurse in before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, so what brings you in today
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, I got a. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I have pittoriasis, Roseah Roseisha. I don't know that because
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  Speaker 4: I've heard people say it's Rosesiah. And then the dermatologist
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  Speaker 4: told me it's Rosea and she the nurse cause she's like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know how to spell that shit. It's
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  Speaker 4: your job, man. It's like, holy fuck, dude, we're supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be the saving grace. So I was like, this
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  Speaker 4: is like I've I've gone to the city MD as
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  Speaker 4: they sucked. I was like, this was supposed to be
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  Speaker 4: the place that I could come and get the answers.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 5: We've never seen it before.
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  Speaker 1: They're just bringing in doctors from other hospitals to gape
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  Speaker 1: at you.
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  Speaker 4: And then I uh and then I and then the
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  Speaker 4: dermatol just comes in and she's like, I heard you
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  Speaker 4: brought us a rash and I was like yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: she's like uh. She's like all right, show and tell,
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  Speaker 4: and I had like take my shirt off and then
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  Speaker 4: she's like it's not It's like it doesn't look like pitteriasis.
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  Speaker 4: I think it still is though, because it's like fading.
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  Speaker 4: It's not what it like. It's not like what it
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  Speaker 4: used to look like.
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  Speaker 5: Well, what do you mean you think you think you
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  Speaker 5: know better than her?
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  Speaker 4: No, she said it might be. But so then they
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  Speaker 4: did a what is it? What is it called a
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  Speaker 4: biopsy and it hurt. It didn't hurt, but I don't like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even like thinking about it. Dude, that area
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  Speaker 4: and numbed it up with a shot, and then they
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  Speaker 4: scooped out my skin and then they uh stitched it up.
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  Speaker 5: They took their pound of flesh off of you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, now I have stitches on my chest for two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, you can't swim in the ocean
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  Speaker 4: or pools. You can still shower. And now I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: so what are you gonna do now?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 4: No, I was like, I was like, yeah, that shouldn't
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  Speaker 4: be an issue. I'm not planning on swimming anytime soon. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: go to the ocean, I know, but I still am like,
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing is I want to be able to
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  Speaker 4: work out again with having to worry about this exploding.
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  Speaker 4: But now I'm like, well, if I work out and
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  Speaker 4: I sweat and it gets in the stitches, like am
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  Speaker 4: I gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: What about the other times that you just worked out
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  Speaker 1: over the last couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 4: It was twice, and I only did weight because I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want to sweat a lot.
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  Speaker 5: And you didn't sweat it off, so it didn't make
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  Speaker 5: it any worse.
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  Speaker 4: Now it did, damn, and I did sweat a lot.
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  Speaker 1: When can you kick this fucking habit?
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  Speaker 4: She said, it's Chiplin calling it a nuisance.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She was like, it's a nuisance rash, which I'm pretty
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  Speaker 4: sure means like it's just a pain in the ass
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  Speaker 4: and it's not actually like bad. She was like, there's
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  Speaker 4: nothing to be worried about, but we're going to figure
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  Speaker 4: out what it is and hopefully get rid of it.
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  Speaker 5: You just want to be free.
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  Speaker 4: She also she also is like it's gonna take a
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  Speaker 4: couple of months. It's gonna be going on like a year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this will be a whole year. Yeah, this is terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Have you tried to oatmeal?
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  Speaker 4: Bath? Did I tried everything?
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  Speaker 9: Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you might just be fuck dude, you might be
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  Speaker 5: a leopard.
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  Speaker 4: I might just be rashed up for life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You might have to just be uh, but whatever,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get like tattoos of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, at least it's the winter now too, so it's
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  Speaker 4: like not I don't have to show skin.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, this could like help your acting choices or like
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  Speaker 1: your your acting props, or like your ability to get
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  Speaker 1: in like commercials and ship like that the way that
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  Speaker 1: they always put.
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  Speaker 5: Like people who are like burn victims or people who
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  Speaker 5: have like fucking.
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  Speaker 4: What's the one where you're changes colors?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, like Winnie Harlow, like the actor or the
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  Speaker 1: model aut was it alopecia?
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  Speaker 5: Alopecia? That's ship in the.
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  Speaker 4: War Zone, Like the main screen on war Zone is
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  Speaker 4: like a soldier with alopecia.
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  Speaker 5: Really, it's like, what the fuck is this representation?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be the war Zone main screen with
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  Speaker 1: just your fucking pimpled up, fucking towards the rash everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: I actually am a victim.
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  Speaker 1: You are kind of I know, or you're an underrepresented
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  Speaker 1: part of society that needs more on screen representation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, there's not too many of us out
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  Speaker 4: there that have had it.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you if someone gets hired to be in
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  Speaker 1: Chernobyl like an extra or some shit with like a
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  Speaker 1: fucking scarred flesh, and like they put makeup on them.
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  Speaker 5: They're amusing, you're gonna get.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to be an extra in a movie.
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  Speaker 5: You'd have to pop your top off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's not happening. I didn't even want to pop
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  Speaker 4: my top off at the dermatologist, like so uncomfortable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she and then she was like, she's like, it's probably
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  Speaker 4: better if you just take it off. And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: and then when she was like, let's do the biopsy,
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  Speaker 4: I was so close to being like I'm good. I
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  Speaker 4: was supposed to be. I was gonna be like, I'll
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  Speaker 4: just how this cap the rash.
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  Speaker 9: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want to have this at all.
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  Speaker 5: How much would it break you if?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it was the weirdest feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, how much would it break you if when when
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  Speaker 1: you took off your shirt. The dermatologist was just like.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think that's like what she was thinking. I like,
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  Speaker 4: it's all she like lost respect for me.
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  Speaker 1: Like stifling a laugh, like if she just like saw
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  Speaker 1: but like not about to.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, well, I'm seeing some problems right off the bat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and your skin it's got a lot of what's going
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  Speaker 4: on with under the skin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just body shaves the fuck out of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you think that she's gonna have incredible bedside manner, but
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  Speaker 1: she actually just flames you.
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  Speaker 4: I was looking nice and big today too, when we
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  Speaker 4: were coming off a long weekend in Buffalo.
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  Speaker 5: Bro I was so fat flying on this flight.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's the worst feeling, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I was in like a button down shirt and it
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  Speaker 1: was like about to Like, yeah, yeah, it was about to.
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  Speaker 1: I literally unbuttoned my shirt halfway and have my belly
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  Speaker 1: hanging out on the flight.
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  Speaker 5: I was so fucking fat.
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  Speaker 4: I was telling me. I was talking about that with
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  Speaker 4: Moke when we were going to the Bills game. I
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  Speaker 4: was like, dude, you ever get like, do you ever
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  Speaker 4: just be on stage and just be like, I feel
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  Speaker 4: really big right now, like all in all the wrong places.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds pregnant. Just feel big.
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  Speaker 5: I feel really big.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of you up on stage.
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  Speaker 1: That's like something a woman would say on their period. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling really big right now. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing headphones. I can't hear myself. Yeah, free myself,
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  Speaker 1: fucking just me and the microphone and my boys.
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  Speaker 4: So well, you guys were out in La and then
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  Speaker 4: you came back and you went out to Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been exhausted as a bit not to complain. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not exhausted. What the fuck am I talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I was just a little tired. I got this break
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  Speaker 1: coming up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I gotta go to Arizona and going to
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  Speaker 5: the Arizona Bowl and.
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  Speaker 4: You're staying there for Christmas. The other night, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: when am I going to get some rest?
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  Speaker 1: Knowing that I was just like a on like a
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  Speaker 1: fucking week long tropical vacation. The things that I bitch
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  Speaker 1: about are like having to go to La and like
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  Speaker 1: hang out with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it sucks in his poolhouse. Yeah, going to
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  Speaker 4: suck our bar that we.
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  Speaker 1: Own in Chicago, and like having like gamble and like
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  Speaker 1: eat free food and ship like that. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: when could I finally have a fucking respite from my struggle.
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  Speaker 4: I had a moment like that yesterday. I was in
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  Speaker 4: the airport and I was like, dude. I was texting
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  Speaker 4: my buddies and I was like, dude, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: this ship is getting so exhausting, Like.
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  Speaker 1: College, Yeah, it's not all it's chucked up to be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, dude, this is getting so tiring,
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  Speaker 4: like having to like go straight from work during the
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  Speaker 4: week to going to do stand up and then coming
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  Speaker 4: back and going straight to work. And they were like
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  Speaker 4: My buddy was like, dude, I've been at work since
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  Speaker 4: like five in the morning and he's like bar tending
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  Speaker 4: at a bar for the World Cup. And I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like complaining because I have a thirty minute
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  Speaker 4: flight back from Buffalo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The almonds that they gave me like taste they like
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  Speaker 1: really literally like tastes like.
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  Speaker 4: Almonds from the sixties, slightly salted, but there's no salt
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  Speaker 4: on them, yeah, or it's.
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  Speaker 1: Way too much salt, Like, yeah, find lightly salted.
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  Speaker 4: How hard can that be? The way back, though, is
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  Speaker 4: always way worse. I don't know about you, but the
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  Speaker 4: way there, like when you're going somewhere, you you you
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  Speaker 4: get into you to the hotel bar, have a couple
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  Speaker 4: of Bloody Mary's, drink on the plane a little bit,
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  Speaker 4: but the way back, right, the way back, there's no
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  Speaker 4: you can't be drinking on the way back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I was drinking on the way back, yes, really.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude, I could I feel ashamed if I do that?
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  Speaker 4: I got you got to take the Sunday off, dude, I.
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  Speaker 1: Know, but I was I was drinking during the day.
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  Speaker 1: I was like drinking during this gambling competition.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I guess you had that. Eagles were playing Birds
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  Speaker 4: were playing yeah, birdy wine II. They won risky game though.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't risky. It was a calculated risk. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't play as hard as they could have, so.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't playing hard. They weren't playing hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't try that hard.
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  Speaker 4: That was That wasn't the hurts that I know, because they.
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  Speaker 1: Were playing little brother. What do you mean it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the hurts. You knew he had three touchdowns and passed
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  Speaker 1: her three hundred yards.
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  Speaker 4: Why didn't you throw a four hundred bro? Why didn't
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  Speaker 4: you have four touchdowns.
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  Speaker 5: Because they were winning?
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  Speaker 4: Did he actually have three touchdowns yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: Rushing?
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  Speaker 4: That's fucking insane. Three rushing touchdowns, that's crazy. They're definitely
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  Speaker 4: gonna win the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: He's so strong in his legs.
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  Speaker 4: They are one hundred percent going to win the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Touch what No, I'm not touching ship, dude, Yeah, definitely
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: you're touching one right knocking though, No, you're touching not
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: walking knocking.
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a knock.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: I was No, that was not a knock. That was
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: a tap, and it has to be three knocks. Did
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: you feeling confident about the birdies?
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: When did the playoffs start?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I just started feeling weak whenever I tried to lift
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: your leg up with my leg.
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's hard. You have do you gotta be
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: you gotta be all abs to do that?
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: You have heavy legs too.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: No, dude, that's a strict ab workout.
• 12:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, leg raises, I'm not going back to college to
• 13:02
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• 13:14
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• 13:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I need to give I need to get back
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: at the motherfucking.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, twenty twenty three has got to be a
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: big year of fitness for me. I have. The amount
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: of damage I've done to my body this year.
• 13:40
  Speaker 12: Is shocked, irreparable, shocking, irrepa, there's no erasingness. Yeah, dude,
• 13:46
  Speaker 12: they say, a moment on the hips, a year on
• 13:48
  Speaker 12: the fucking em or what is it, a moment on
• 13:50
  Speaker 12: the lips, a lifetime on the hips or whatever?
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: Do I'm serving a million straight licences on my hand?
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: Student this shit? I have miserable.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've had a home cooked on a
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: year in one, a full.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Year, and I don't know if that's gonna be any better. No, No,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: it's probably not gonna be any better.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: Home cooked meals just have sticks of butter in them, or.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: They Dude, they say that, like like any home cooked
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: meal is better than takeout because dude, like they're they're
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: putting all that oil and salt, but.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: It's like oil or butter, like you're getting one or
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: the other.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, You.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Think that your mama is cooking some fucking healthy choice meals?
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: No, my mom is just bad at cooking, So there's
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: no butter or oil.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, same, or my parents are off food.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: We just eat the ingredients.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck like they taught our parents,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: but like I feel like generations before that, they were
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: just like making full ass pies and like succulent, buttery,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: shiny turkeys and now like or for for some time
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: in there, it was like wheat bread hell where they're
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: just jamming like unsalted, unbuttered food down your throat.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Did we just eat like like if my mom cooks,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: will have just like chicken and they'd be like chicken
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: breast with just like pepper on it. Yeah, it's like
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: the healthiest thing you can eat.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, my parents would do that sh to me too,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: and it made me hate food for a long time.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I started cooking chicken and I was like,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: this is easy and I'm actually way better at it
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: than my mom. And uh and now I don't cook
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: anymore because our apartment's too It's just too small, dude,
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: it's just too small, too tiny. I don't want to
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: talk about it again, but we won't. I feel like
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: we've been talking a lot about rash and my apartment.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: That's your life, though, you gotta get we got to
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that's literally like being out of shape.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: We got three episodes to do this week, so we
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: can't be talking about Rah and that apartment. Save that
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: for the third episode.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: You think that if do you think that cooking vegetables
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of oil and butter is like, uh,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: worse than not having vegetables at all?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I was thinking about that yesterday
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: because I got Brussels sprouts and that. I was like, dude,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: this is just straight like this is like you're just
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: eating French fries.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're like some tempora fucking like deep fried
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: ass like asparagus or some shit.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're also you got to think about your
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: having You're still getting all those nutrients from the vegetables,
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: are you, Yeah, all the vitamins and shit, I don't know, dude,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: So that's healthy, all the fiber. But yeah, there's like
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: even like ordering, like when you're like uber eatsing and
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna get something healthy and you order vegetables,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: you come and you're like, this is not healthy. It's
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: a lathered and like like literally a full stick of butter.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have these periods of self doubt, dude, that's
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: do you think that Andrew Huberman and Lex Friedman have
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: these periods of self doubt like this where they're just
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: grappling with each other being fucking black belts in jiu
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: jitsu or whatever podcasters are into these days.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Those guys are nuts, dude. You don't want to be
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: like them. You don't want to live like that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: They are nuts. Do you think that they get like
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: fucked up?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Ever?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Never you think they're they're like Andrew Huberman and Lex
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: free I was watching like a seven minute video of
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: them wrestling this morning.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Oh really, it was kind of fucking dope, dude.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: They those guys don't get fucked up, and if they do,
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: they have like a scheduled like Today's the fucked up day. Yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: and they still have to do like six workouts just
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: to have like four beers.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do four of the workouts. Yeah, they have
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: their beers at ten in the.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Morning, so they kills.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You get one beer, their body can process it before
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: that they can go back to sleep.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: So yeah, and they're yah perfect exactly. They're fucked up day.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: They're in bed by ten pm and at the leanest
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: fucking sleepy ass bro.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: This dude's addicted to sleep.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, try sleeping when you're dead, Huberman, I know, right,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: watch Huberman meet fucking Chicken Fry.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Do you think do you think people like like those
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: guys who are so like workout centered and like health
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: centered that like you think they like meet someone who
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: like parties all the time and is still healthy as fuck.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: You think they're just like I hate you so much.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: No, I think that they have a sense of.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Uh, they still think they're better.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: They would definitely think they're better than them. Like, you
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing. You might not be able
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to tell now, but you're wearing down your neural pathways
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and by the time you're eighty five, you're not gonna
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: be able to recite the alphabet backwards.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I hope that's true, dude, that you won't.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Be able to recite them.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: All. My boys, they they drink more than me. And
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: then they come into town and they've got fucking like
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: washboord abs and I'm like, where is where does the
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: where's the beer going? Because for me, you know where
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: it's going. It's going straight to the stomach.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: You got to blame your parents.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I can't wait for you guys to
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: get fat your ship is gene look forward to that day, or.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Their shit's probably genetic. They probably just have genetic six packs.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're all all their parents are fat. So
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I'm pumped when they get fat.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So god, dude, you ever see a little skinny boy
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: with a fat daddy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you say, oh, yeah, you're gonna be fat.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be a fat ship, and it's gonna hit
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: them hard. Yeah, because I'm at a I'm in a nice,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: steady progression.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Or right now, you're like I need to take the
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: bull by the horns and do some things healthy. You're
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: at least conscious of it. They're just gonna get struck
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: by it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: They're gonna get it's gonna be a rude awakening. My
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: buddy just turn up fat. My buddy like switched over
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: to I PAS. It's a big I p A guy now,
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, dude, it's coming for you, brother. Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Like I can't drink that. I'm a fast track. Four
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: hundred calories in one I p A. I'm like, I
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: can't drink that. And he's like, dudee, it's like way
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: better than light beer. And I'm like, yeah, you wait
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: and see, man, for what you wait and see.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Is he just turning into a beer snob, because that
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: should happens.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: He's three Buddy Bow in Denver. He's a beer snob now, definitely,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: And he doesn't know anything about beer. He just has
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: like he's drinking what does that want? The lone Ranger? Yep, yeah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: he's just drinking those. Now he's an IPA guy. I know,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: he's a dick. I hate him.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: By the time they directly you get out of college,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: and that's when you become an IPA guy, not me
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: bro because you never went to college.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: No, you never got out of college. You dropped out
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: of college.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I got out.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: No, you dropped thatt of college by getting out, I
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: mean guys who successfully complete college.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: None of them, if none of them, are successfully completing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: But that's how they become IPA guys. They drink their
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: they're like decide they're like beers, and then they decide
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: that they're like intellectual men who need to add like
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a little pellet to their personality, a little boy scout
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: batch to their personality.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: And now they're like, I'm an IPA guy.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, man, that shit's crazy. I can't
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: imagine being able to drink that and just having no
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: If I drank an IPA, if I drink like if
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I switched for one night I drank only IPAs, I'd
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: wake up ten pounds heavier and I'd be like shitting
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: tar for the next like three.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Weeks, pure tar, pure tall, sticky tar. Yeah, like the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: libre of tar. Pits are bubbling out of your asshole.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Like my body just fails me every week.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think that boys get fucking fat and have
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: beards and then become I p A guys?
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Or do you think that boys start drinking I p as.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: And then it makes them fat and they just wear
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: a beard to cover up their fat face.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I genuinely don't think that my
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: friends are capable of getting fat right now, Like I
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: just don't think they can't. They don't put it out
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: every meal they drink I p as.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: They tell them, broy, it's coming for them.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: You know, I remember them. They used to shoot on
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: me all the time because I'd be like drinking white
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Claws and I'd be like, I can't, I can't, I gotta.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: You know what you should do is you should take
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: You should take like little.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: TikTok videos of them now, so in like five years
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you could be like I got guns and.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Turning them getting Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like pointing at the camera like six pack,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I p A and And.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: None of them have the self control either, because they're
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: building they're building bad habits. They don't have the self
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: control to like get fit. It's probably because they've never
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: gone from being fat to being fit.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: But the problem is, though you said, the dude is working.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: In a bar on, He's on his feet.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: He's on his feet all day, picking up cases of beer,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: running down to the basement, fucking retapping a keg, running around,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: stressing his mind out, Like you're sedentary.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, even when you're working, you're standing still.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't move.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Even when you're working, you're just sitting in a fucking
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: easy chair. It's just easy chairs. Yeah, I'm about to throw.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Out my couch. I'm about to burn my fucking couch down.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Is Yeah, they say sitting is the new smoking.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: They said that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying that they are a dermatologist just oh
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: my god, dude. As she was drilling through my chest,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: she was like, and she goes she goes, what, where's
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: the juiciest lesion? And I was like, excuse me, lesion
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: is a grin. I know, I don't call them lesions.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: They're not American lesion. It's a bump, it's a red bump.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: It ain't a lesion.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: It's not a lesion. That ship is nasty.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Just threw up from thinking of a lesions.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: That is very leper like, yeah, Jesus, stick your fingers
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: in my a lesions?
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: And where we.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Find the juiciest lesion? And then she went with the chest.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: You're gonna go for the arm, and I'm happy she
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I think the arm would have hurt a lot.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: What all the nerve endings on the back of your arm?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Do you know you have nerve endings there?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Because I know, Bro, I know everything.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Where else do you have nerve endings? Smart guy?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Hawk? Fuck, he's good.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: He's very good. On the fucking cock, speaking of your cock?
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: How the fuck was Buffalo?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Buffalo was actually really fun, dude. The shows were really good,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: except for the last show. The last show is terrible.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Because you guys are probably just trying to get it,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: get out of there and go to the Bills game.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: We were one hundred. But we also there was no
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: one like all the shows were around like one fifty
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: to two fifty people at the shows, and then the
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: last show was like what maybe five people there? No,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: it was like thirty people there, and people were like
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: we were getting a lot of like like pity, pity,
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: pity laughs.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: How can you tell?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Because I think someone was like, we're trying, we're helping
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: you out, man, ha ha ha. I Actually it was
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: like it for what it was, it wasn't bad, but uh,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I do feel bad when that happens in a way,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: like for the audience, because when there's that many people there,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: the show is gonna suck regardless. And then and then
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: like these two there was these three dudes there and
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, man, we came all the way from
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Minnesota or something. Where where do they come, Yeah, they
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: came from or Michigan. They're like, we came to see you.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: And then we're gonna go to the Lions game. And
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's like, you should have gone to any
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: other show.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Man is given free take us to another show.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what of that bad? Oh yeah, it was terrible.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, the bills were the bills were playing
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: in an hour. It was I mean everyone's people were
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: at the tailgates at like noon.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they care more about football than seeing you. So
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: do you should you just not have had that show
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: that day.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's really up to me. I think
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: it's the club. I mean, the club is going to
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: be open regardless, so that's true. They need But there
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: was like there, what was there three waiters there? They
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: had a whole team of staff every day, and then
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: that that day no one was there.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because everyone's probably asking off because.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happened. Even the manager was like, oh,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I'm one of
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: the game.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: The whole town was either yeah, at least watching the
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: game somewhere.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I do I think the whole town was at the game.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Everyone goes there was like any I didn't talk to
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: like anyone that wasn't there. No, we didn't get a tailgate.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: We got there like what was it like five minutes
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: into the first Yeah, what kind of buzz did you have? None?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: We were actually dead sober, which sucked.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you get did you ramp it up in time?
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I actually really didn't train that much there. I had what, like, no,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I had like three beers. I was trying to but
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: it was really cold and I was having a hard
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: time getting into the drinking aspect. The game was a blast,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: but I didn't really get sucked up. Mooke was taken.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Like he took like fifteen shots of whiskey.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, let's get where were you getting the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: whiskey from?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: He sold fireball and it took half of a nip
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: and I almost threw up. I was like, this is repulsive.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Fireball is nasty.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: That sugary shit gets me.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: It is so gross, dude, that sugary shit.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough one. I mean, I can't believe you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: We used to just drink like fifteen fireballs.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's why I think I can't drink it anymore. Yeah,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: all fireball, dude. I used to put fires like mixed
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: fireball with shit.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Gross.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Gross.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: It is nice for this time of year, though, Like
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it'd be tough to like just chug a bunch of
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: cold ass beers and get colder.
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: It was.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: It was freezing, dude.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Where'd you get that Bill's sweatshirt?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Someone brought me it?
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I paid them. He was gonna give it to
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: me for free. And I was like, now I'll pay
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: you for it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: How much did you pay?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: One hundred bucks? He was selling it for one hundred
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: and seventy five. He owned like a vintage store, pretty solid,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: and I was he was gonna give it to me
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: for free.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It's your style.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, who is a thicker collar today?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Probably you. You're definitely collared up more than I am.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: No, yours is very collared up.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Not really, No, it is, dude.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It's got four or five different stripes of color.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: Owner.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is one of those sweaters that you get
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: and it's just an instant classic. This is gonna be
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: in the rotation heavy.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I could tell as soon as I saw.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be in the rotation.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Even though it's not an earth tone, it's a tone
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: that sass is calling card. You rarely wear like a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: royal blue, something that's part of a ye's not fully royal,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: but any anything that's part of the actual color wheel
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: that's not usually you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: No, never, but this will be. Oh, this is in
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: the rotation for sure.
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Don't forget about that T shirt I got you while
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I was on my paradise vacation.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: You never brought it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I still don't know what it is. It's dope, bro,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I have a feeling it's not why.
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• 27:25
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh and three for gifts, No, you just
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: don't like anything did you get? Did you think did
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you think the gift that I got for the at
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Christmas was good?
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: I thought it was good.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: It was like the only thing I could like. They
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: was like, that's the only thing that I think, like
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: everyone would enjoy. Well, it was nice, but I don't
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: except no one's gonna use that, no one. But it
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: was like, dude, it's like either that or buy like
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: an Apple Watch or something that I was like, Okay,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: half people here would already have an Apple Watch if
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: they want. But dude, like, what so big big Cat
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: has an Apple Watch, could buy an Apple watch. Nick
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: could buy an Apple Watch if you wanted one.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But that and then at that point, like anybody who
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: has a job could get any gift that they wanted to,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: why give any Well.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Because like getting something. I feel like getting something that's
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: like twenty dollars is easier because you're like, Okay, I
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: can get something that's like unique or cool for twenty bucks.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: And also it's only twenty bucks, so it's like, no
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: one's really gonna be like, oh, I was expecting something
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: huge out of this. I don't know what would you've
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: gotten for the five hundred dollars.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for your parents because you they anything
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: that they probably get you as a gift.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: You're probably like, I don't know, mom, No, it's not
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: I'm very grateful. I actually don't even really like getting gifts. Yeah,
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: that's probably why I tell I told my parents, don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: get me anything for Christmas.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Are they going to listen to that?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Probably not. They'll probably end up getting me some like
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: gay ass zip up hoodie.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Exactly, and you're gonna be such a kid.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Thanks. No, I actually I texted my mom, and I said,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: if you get me clothes, don't get any sweatshirts with zippers, really,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: because they always get me some some like weird quarter
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: zip that I would wear to like a funeral, And
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, when am I ever gonna wear.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Why would you wear a quarter zip to a funeral?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Mark zuver been to a funeral? Bro really never been
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: to a funeral or a wedding?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do they wear at those things?
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: I assumed it was just business casual.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Just like a fucking early two thousands tech guy. Yea,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: like a hackers outfit would be swordfish.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: What would you have gotten for the five hundred dollars gift?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Don't know, spoilers don't say what Mine.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Was maybe tickets to something like tickets to a concert
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I was gonna do something like that. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: was going to do like a Delta gift card something
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: like that, like a five hundred dollars gift card. But
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: then everyone was like, don't get a gift card because
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: that's not going to make it good for a good show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: And then what if I get tickets or something and
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: no one wants that?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe like a five hundred dollars bottle of of like
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Belvitere or some shit like that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Hmmm mm.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: People would use that, yeah, they would as a regift,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: that would be regifted.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: No, people would use something that's perishable, something that's like food.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Or some shit like I dude, I tried. I was
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: looking for so much shit. I went to RII because
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: then I was Eventually I was like, now I'm just
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: gonna buy. I'm trying to buy something like what would
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I want for five hundred dollars or just dumb? I
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: found these gloves, heated gloves, five hundred dollars gloves, and
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: they're for people who are like climbing at wrist and
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, New York's freezing. I was like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: who wouldn't want their hands to be nice and toasty?
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Also, why didn't you get that?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: And I went to ari I and they didn't have them.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: What even is ari I?
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: You don't know what ario? That's what Mooke didn't know
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: what ari I was either.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: You don't know what it is. It's like an outdoor store.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: It's like a chain. Maybe it's like a Massachusetts thing,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: cause they're everywhere in Massachusetts. But there's one in New
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: York and Soho. It's probably one of the biggest doors
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: in Soho.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not much of an outdoorsman like that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: That's why I was like, no one's gonna want this.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like how outdoors close look like anybody that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: like outdoorsy close. I don't think that shit's like what
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: do you don't know? I don't think it looks like
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to me by that, I think it looks dumb.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I think you don't ll bean.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: I think I love ll Be looks kind of dumb like.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's a lot of just outdoorsy fucking like
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: gorpe core fuck and like skiwear, like hiking boot, hiking war.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I think all that shit kind of looks dumb as fuck.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I think it looks cool.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Do you well, I'll get you a nice bubble jacket.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: No, I don't want that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Well, what do you want?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: But you don't have to get me anything. I'll get
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: you something.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Now, I'll get you something. I dare you to get
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: me something.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I will. I have to go Christmas shopping this week.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: The thing I I have to go birthday, my mom's
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: birthday on Wednesday.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Oh my fucking god, dude, parents just don't understand.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: My life is a prison, dude, I have. It's so hard.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Your mom has a heart her birthdays in the middle
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: of Honkikah. She probably gets her gifts cut into half.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Is with me, Brooke?
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: No, no, what do you mean You guys don't celebrate?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, why not?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Why we celebrate Hankkah? You're Jewish? Bro I'm half Jewish,
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: so like's Jewish. But we used to celebrate Hankah as
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I get like, my dad would try and make us
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: do it and then everyone was like, what the fuck
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: are we doing?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: These hats are funny?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Dad, Yeah, you're like, take this hat.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I don't understand this song.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't even fit around my head.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Candles don't make sense.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: We have Why would you get my hat that I'm
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: not gonna wear?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: This doesn't fit? Dad?
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Did you ever have any have you ever? Do you
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: have anyone like in your family whoever like would be
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: like they'd like reject a gift, be like why'd you
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: give me this? Like I know you said I would
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: do that. I've never done that. Have you ever, like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: had have you ever seen someone do that?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Because we're just polite, normal people.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. One of my younger cousins did that hard one time.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: She was like really young when she did it, though,
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: what my mom? What do you mean? My mom got
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: her like pajamas and she was like, why would you
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: get me pajamas when you know I'm getting them for Christmas?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I'm always like what the fuck? Like probably like five,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: It's hilarious because at that age kids do not know
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: what like it was supposed to be nice about it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was wild.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I remember like like my grandma getting like my younger
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: cousins like certain gifts, and I like knew that the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: gift sucked, and like the younger cousin was like too
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: young to like know to be like yes, thank you.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because kids get bumped. Oh my god, they
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: probably the tears gone.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, why would you give me this necklace?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I don't like necklaces? Wow, okay, oh right, thanks. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: actually wanted video game.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: And then they instantly go over to the tree looking
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: for another gift. They're like that can't be.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that can't be.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: It's behind the tree. Maybe it's aid joke.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: If shaking the tree to see if something else falls out.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of the worst gift. I've already
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: told you about this. The one that I got. My
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: grandma got me, and it was a it was a
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Wizards of Waverley Place magic wand with like Selena Gomez's
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: voice and the inside of it. And my grandma like
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: didn't know that's what it was. And I just became
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: the laughing sock of Christmas. The entire family, everyone was
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: just howling, laughing.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Hit it again, Hare, Yeah, that's what it was.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: And it would be like can this pimple disappear in
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Selena Gomez his voice?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Crazy that you were?
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: And also I grew up in a family with all girls,
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: so it was probably I would get flammed on a
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: lot by.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: The girls for not being masculine enough. It's like, bitch,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you're a girl.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean? Would rip you're born a woman?
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I used toe a bullet in the house a
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: lot by the ladies.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Well, it'll be like in Christmas, it'd be like my
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: cousins would they used to live in Illinois and then
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: they would come down to Massachusetts and we all go
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: to my grandparents and it would be like twenty women
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: in the house and then like me and my dad,
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of pressure on you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to like keep your family's name alive.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I know, crazy that your grandmam gave you a Waverley
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Place toy.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, right, all things considered, Yeah, I
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: don't really give a fuck, bro. I think people like
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: know exactly like what apartment we live in and what
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: address I live where my address is.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I just want to send you something nice.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I have people like uh that live like above us,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: like yell my name, like on like a Saturday night
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: when it's laid out, they'd be like, sass, come on out, man,
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, Jesus Christ, you should go out with him?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Never why not?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: I have people like ill, Like I like opened the
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: door the other day and some I was like going
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: into our apartment and there was a kid stuck outside.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I let him in and he called his buddy and
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, yeah, man, he's like little sass,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: just let me in. And I was like, he said
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: nothing to me.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: That's just so much weird.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: It's like right, and I got to go up fucking
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: fifteen flights of stairs and we're just like walking next
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: to each other.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't even try to make small talk
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: with him, and I respect that the absolutely not. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like the pressure to be nice to strangers
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: who like put me in a situation like that, and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you just don't give a fuck.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: You'll make it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You're not about to, like feel awkward, So if someone
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: else doesn't have to, you'll just be like, yeah, we'll
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: both just feel awkward and walk up these steps because
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't talking to you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll usually sometimes I'll fall back, start going slow.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Check your phone, yeah, act like you've just remembered something
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and have.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: To start Yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: You know, it's.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Sneakily embarrassing having to turn around while you're walking in public,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: having to more directions.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Then it's like they're like, oh, this guy's visiting. You
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: like start to like talk out loud yourself like wait
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I forgot that yeah yeah yeah, and.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Then just like turn around.
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I Like you want people to see that you're realizing
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: in your head, so you like act.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah because you're walking, and then Alston, you just have
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: to make a hard one.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Eight.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Like it happens to be in airports all the time.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just be wandering a certain direction in an airport
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and have to like turn around, and I'll be self
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: conscious to myself about just the fact that I had
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to change directions.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, gets embarrassing getting lost it's the way.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Or just like the first time you're trying to find
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: your way, like my first month in New York, I
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: either went the wrong way or like got on the
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: wrong sep like the wrong train. Like every single day
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: on the transit, there would be a problem and I'd
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: feel dumb about my frands.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: It's tough, and.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: It's tough as a man, dude, with us as men,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to have our direction on locks, oh big time.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: And that was by the age of my life where
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: there are other men who just would be like, we'll
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: drive somewhere and they'll like have memorized that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Directly, now where you're going. I just think that was
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: so impressive.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: It is impressive. Yeah, it's impressive as fuck.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: My parents would like know where to go in the town,
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: even though we lived there for like twenty years. Yeah, like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: oh I know, sure fulk do they know how to
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: get there? What the fuck without pulling up the GPS.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I remember when I first got my license, Dude, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: had to pull up the GPS for places that I'd
• 37:25
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• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I have no idea how to drive there.
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  Speaker 5: I do because you don't break the law.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: It's because you're just because you're smoking while you're high.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I'm looking while you're driving while you're high. Have you
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: seen that commercial? Have you seen that commercial?
• 39:04
  Speaker 13: Dude?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: No, this one got me. This one like made me anxious.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: It was giving me like PTSD. They're like it's this.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like from like a po V. And
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: it was playing all weekend when I was at the
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: hotel and they'd go and and he'd go up. People
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: be like, hey, mom, how's it going, and she goes,
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I can tell, and then like it would like go
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: through all these scenarios like him pulling up like the
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: family cookout and the Grandpa's like I can tell, and
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: that oh dude, it was like like uncomfortable, and then
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: like the cop pulls him over and he's like I
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: can tell, and they're like driving high is a DUI.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: But that ship, like from the POV, Dude, like you
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: don't have to put me through that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: That even if you're like in a state where it's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: legal and you have full impunity to be smoking, and
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: it's like you guys just smoke, it's like no.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that ship made me really anxious.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: When we went out to a restaurant in uh in
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles after we recorded, we like went out to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: just like get dinner afterwards, and I think that like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: we walked into the restaurant and like our table wasn't ready,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: so they like had to stand in some area and
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the lady just stared at us. There was no seats
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: for us. It was like an area with like just
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a bunch of wine bottles set up. We just stood
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: there and the lady just stared at us, and I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: was like, are you worried.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: That we're going to like steal something there?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: For this?
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 40:26
  Speaker 14: No.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Last week and I was like you are, like, are
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: you worried we're going to steal something? And she's like, no,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that. But I guess I don't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: know if. I mean, we did just smoke before.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: We went in there. He said legal and yeah, it's
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: one hundred and it's like California.
• 40:40
  Speaker 13: Go stand over there. So we stood over there and
• 40:42
  Speaker 13: this was just grilling us.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Were like and then she it was it's like cold out.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: She's like status in like the outdoor area. She was
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: like trying to like shit on us and she was like, no,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that, and just like stared us down.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she just dicked us. It on us, butted to
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: start taking names.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: It was getting met up with us and he was like,
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: did you guys just smoke?
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: And whenever you hear from did you just reek?
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think so maybe a little bit was probably
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: definitely with Edwin. Edwin's eyes get high, bro edwind looks
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: the highest whenever we're really yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Uh was telling his story. He like fucking hasn't been
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: able to shoot. He said, he his hands, he sucked
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: up his hand.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: He used to telling the story about how he fucked
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: up his hands. He said, like he like fell on
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: some glass and it hit both of his hand.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: But he was like horse playing in a pool, so like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, blood, that's fucked up, dude.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I would have terrible anxiety about filling a
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: blood filling.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Up a pool with blood and get out of the
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: pot like that's all me.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And they have to drain the pool, like yeah,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: you might as well taking a ship in the pool.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: You have to drain it or do they just clean it?
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 41:52
  Speaker 13: I thought he was Diddy.
• 41:53
  Speaker 15: I didn't know his Thanksgiving, but way worse if he
• 41:56
  Speaker 15: was like a Diddy party or something.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Oh I thought he was did too.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's with like one of his eighteen brothers.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 42:03
  Speaker 13: But I don't know.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Talking about a buzz kill yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: He said.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: He like they didn't want to go to the hospital,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: and they're like, no, like you you're.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Bleeding in the pool, Yeah, you gotta go to the
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: It looks like.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: A shark attack in the fucking pool right now.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Dude, that sucks.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: They have to drain it because, like I'm there's no
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: way I'm swimming in a pool, big cat.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Sorry, come come.
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: Why are people online saying Jalen Hurts broke his collarbone?
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: Roan?
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Why? Oh no?
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: This is true.
• 42:33
  Speaker 16: I just searched it and everyone's saying like, oh my god,
• 42:36
  Speaker 16: what happened? Why are they actually I hope it's not true,
• 42:40
  Speaker 16: but why Roan?
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: This is stressing me the fuck out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I'm sick. Just what the fuck?
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is anyone saying this?
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: What you guys keep going?
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: No, are they actually saying that?
• 42:59
  Speaker 13: No, it's on that play that we talked about.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Right now, because no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: That would be devastating.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Oh no, oh no no no.
• 43:08
  Speaker 16: Oh yeah, j This is literally the only thing I'd
• 43:10
  Speaker 16: ever interrupt this podcast for.
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: I thought that was appropriate, Like, why.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: No, that's why this person says Jalen Hurts likely has
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: a broken collarbone, which will end his regular season.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Per source, and the and the odds and the and
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: the line against the Cowboys went from one to three.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Everyone kept on being like, something's up, something's up. Oh
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: my god.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: But they're saying it's a fake the one. The one
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: has been deleted already.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: You're saying it's a fake, fake blue check mark.
• 43:37
  Speaker 16: Why are people saying this? So that's not right, that's
• 43:40
  Speaker 16: not right, that's mean spirited.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Even dude, I'm putty right now. So even if you're
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate me, what do you mean.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Dude just tweeted it big.
• 43:51
  Speaker 14: No, he has a Yeah, he's a future. I went
• 43:54
  Speaker 14: two hundred thousand dollars the Eagles. I care more than anyone.
• 43:59
  Speaker 14: It's the only way for me to get back to
• 44:01
  Speaker 14: even this year.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It's a Twitter Blue subscriber. Is even Twitter Blue guys either?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Twitter Blue guys?
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: Are we okay?
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Where Twitter? I'm seeing a lot of But then people
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: are saying waiting for news.
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: Apparently, Oh my god.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: But he was throwing after that, she was throwing times
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: after that.
• 44:21
  Speaker 14: Phil Rivers played an AFC Championship game on a torn
• 44:23
  Speaker 14: a cl Okay.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Fuck, fuck dude, I love how the collarbone take to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: your together. Just glue it together, silly putty.
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: A collar bone is like an injury you get when.
• 44:36
  Speaker 16: You're like wrestled with your friends when you're like twelve
• 44:38
  Speaker 16: years old in the backyard.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: My mom found out that she got a broken collar
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: bone when she was a kid, and she never even knew.
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: And she's got a sick arm and she.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: My mom, she.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Sings, My mom is like cow bowler thrown from his knees.
• 44:51
  Speaker 16: This is like when Derek Rose towards a cl and
• 44:53
  Speaker 16: like callers would call into Chicago Sports radio and be like,
• 44:56
  Speaker 16: I tore my a cl I was playing eighteen holes
• 44:59
  Speaker 16: like six months later, a little the talking of as
• 45:04
  Speaker 16: in the NBA.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in the playoffs right now. Listen, there's no
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: six month window for him that this is terrible.
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: Why are people saying this.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Can't be this can't be good.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: There's a ship a ton of people saying but I know,
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I look, but if the odds are changing, that's kind
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: of a huge thing.
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: I just got like, I don't think they changed the odds.
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: What he said? What you said?
• 45:26
  Speaker 15: It uncertain to play Saturday versus the Cowboys versus because
• 45:30
  Speaker 15: of the sprange shoulder.
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: Sprain shoulder.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: We can deal shoulder, we can shoulders.
• 45:35
  Speaker 15: Yeah, he was hurting the exact way that we're talking
• 45:37
  Speaker 15: about when he got tackled on it. But yeah, sprain
• 45:40
  Speaker 15: from schefter nothing time.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: What the fuck?
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I keep on getting shivers, dude.
• 45:45
  Speaker 16: And this is exactly what I thought would happen. I
• 45:47
  Speaker 16: knew that the Bears playing the Eagles.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: It was going to be bad, said Sprain shoulder sustained
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: his shoulder injury.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Do you think they're just saying that really good? You
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: cover up a Yeah, they're just covering it up.
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: Cardner Minshew's really good.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fun, Carter Minshew could be Nick Foles.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Fuck he's not jailing hurts, I am sure.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Fuck.
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: I've basically already spent the winnings on this ticket.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to do. This is so bad
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: to cash out, this is so bad.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, this can't happen.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: We need to manifest this big cat before you leave.
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: Can't happen.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had to feel the embarrassment of having
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to change directions in public?
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, do a.
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: Fake phone call? Yeah, pop your phone?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: But what okaya back there? Oh yeah, Sprin. Yeah, I
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: had to do it today. When I was walking to
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: the Germantologist, I went, I went.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Like, you went into the Germantologists.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we are already touched on a couple of times,
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: and then I swat, we have four shows where we
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: talk about Sassine skin. If we always talk about is
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: my skin and my apartment, it's the extent of this show.
• 47:02
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you'd either do the phone fake phone call, or
• 47:04
  Speaker 16: you do one of these where you're walking and you
• 47:06
  Speaker 16: just go, yes.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: You like act for the people around you, like I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: just had an idea, you feel that you just had.
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: I am going the wrong way, but like very quickly
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: and yeah, all right.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I tried to. I tried to that. I try to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: use that to make me feel better, and it didn't work.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I do not feel better.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: This is my biggest this is my biggest fear. This
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: is my worst nightmare.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I literally thought about it, and I think about it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: Ruining this ticket is so he tweeted, and he.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Said the Eagles and Jalen Hurts agent Nicole Lynn said that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: He's got an all female team.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Shout out Jalen.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: He just bought Louis bags for his whole offensive line.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Did they not get the Louis bags? The bag's not
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: nice enough.
• 47:47
  Speaker 16: Imagine if they were like the fake ones you buy
• 47:49
  Speaker 16: on Canal Street. Oh my god, all his offensive what
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: the we're not blocking for him?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they all step aside.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: He said they don't believe it's a long term injury.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Who said that, Chefter?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: We need to win one more game to clinch and then, dude,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: if they win one more game, he can sit out
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: for a month. He doesn't have to play until mid January.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: I think they can win without him.
• 48:10
  Speaker 16: If this Eagles line gets three seven against the Cowboys,
• 48:14
  Speaker 16: I might have to just put two hundred thousand dollars
• 48:17
  Speaker 16: on Gardner Minshew.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and just get it right now.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then get out.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: No, don't get out if.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I want to get and get out, I want to
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: get out.
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: Get it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 16: What everyone's just saying, Oh fuck, I'm so scared. I'm sorry, Ron,
• 48:32
  Speaker 16: I didn't want to be in here. Just say this,
• 48:34
  Speaker 16: this is so, this is so.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Chaftter, just sweet again. Say there's a real chance
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: that Garden that Gardner Minshew could start Saturday versus the Cowboys.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: My insides are vibrating.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: This is oh man, Cowboys lost this week, I'm starting
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: to stress heat.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, give me half of that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: What happens if they lose? Yeah, I had a snickers bar.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: What did they lose to that Philly? Could they lose
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: next week?
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: Fine?
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Nothing, They just have to.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Win one games, one more game, and they have home
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: field throughout.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: One more game. Win one more game, There'll be games left.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: They'll be fine. Win one game, one more game, Yeah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: they'll be fine.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: We might have to start Roon's mom at quarterback hurt.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Shoot, if Shan can handle a collarbones, my mom.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can play through a broken collar bone.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: That like, shut up, shut off, shut.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Up, you your collar bone you can.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I'm saying I would never know. I'm I barely podcast
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: with the buyoffs. I'm saying I'm saying that I think
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: that he probably didn't break his collar bone, because if
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: he did, he wouldn't have been able to finish the game.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: If he did, we're taking your collarbone, forcibly out of
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: your body.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Took the hardest you don't even need. The collar is
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: looking good.
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: This is also the part of the season, the NFL season,
• 49:45
  Speaker 16: that really fucks me up.
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: I'm not a smart person.
• 49:49
  Speaker 16: The fact that there are is a bye week that
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: potentially the Eagles could get If you ask me right now,
• 49:55
  Speaker 16: when do the playoffs started?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Like two months?
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: It's like three weeks, but it's two months in my head.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: It's like so many.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Week right now. Yeah, there's no time to get back from.
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: There's so many bowl games and Christmas and New Year's
• 50:06
  Speaker 16: in between that it feels like it's forever.
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: You can't get back.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: First playoff games like the fourteenth, that's like that's soon.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: That's one, two, three weekends before that.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: All right, this is bad news. I'm pissed off, but
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: also thankful that you came in, yeah, because it sucks.
• 50:20
  Speaker 16: If you had missed everything and walked out and been
• 50:22
  Speaker 16: like what Jalen hurts is dead. This is like those
• 50:26
  Speaker 16: old school they It used to happen like old school Internet,
• 50:29
  Speaker 16: Like every August there would be the rumor like Drew
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: Brees got hit by a.
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: Car and lost both his legs. He would actually pick
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: up traction.
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: For like.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: You could start that good as yeh yeah then.
• 50:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah, they'd always be specific to like Drew Brees got
• 50:42
  Speaker 16: hit by an Audi trying to cross the street, broke
• 50:44
  Speaker 16: both his legs late number.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you, big, I'm scared. He'll talk
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: to Max. That sucks. Talk to let's talk to some doctors.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Let's let's link up with a fucking doctor or something
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: like that. And it's like, oh.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: God, did that get ended? His It was his audio
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: in perfect This video is gonna this, This one's gonna skyrocket.
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: This.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: There might be a microphone in front of this camera,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 51:13
  Speaker 17: I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you
• 51:15
  Speaker 17: start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 51:18
  Speaker 17: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 51:21
  Speaker 17: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in. Man. That thing
• 51:25
  Speaker 17: is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate. It's like
• 51:30
  Speaker 17: the MVP of candy bars. And when you bite into it, boom,
• 51:33
  Speaker 17: it sorts you out, gets your head back in the
• 51:35
  Speaker 17: game of life. Satisfying your hunger, remember this, Snickers handles
• 51:40
  Speaker 17: your hunger so you can handle everything else. Snicker satisfies. Man,
• 51:45
  Speaker 17: that's a winning play.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: But what even is a sprained shoulder fucked?
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even throw bro he runs, he's a runner.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: But what if that affects his ability to run, Bro,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: he lowers his shoulder that it's like what he runs with.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: He's a fucking truck.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Roll lower the other shoulder. No, he likes to lower
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: that shoulders. They're back up any the other now.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Gardner, Mitch's actually good as hell.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Not as good as Jalen Hurts though, bitch, No one's
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: as good as Jalen.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, He's not as good as the m VP
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: of the league.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: This is like right when.
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: I mean, but, uh, I don't know, I don't want to.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Why do you think, well, no, but yeah, what me
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: and Tyler are saying, You think they would even say
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: if it was a if it was like if his
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: collar bomb was in half right now, they would be like, yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: it's looking like just a sprained shoulder. We'll get back
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: to you guys in a couple of days. You think
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: I think I think they're gonna put it off for
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: a bit.
• 52:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he's not playing this week.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: He's not gonna play this week.
• 52:45
  Speaker 13: You can play the rest of the regular season.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: You don't think he's gonna play. The Cowboys aren't bad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: No ship, bro, And we beat them when they had
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: their backup in. We beat them when they had Cooper Russian,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: not Dak Prescott.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Fuck, it's gonna be a good game though.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, Dude, all alls I want for Christmas is
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the Briers to beat the boys.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Shane, I'm begging you. Don't let Jalen Hurts be hurt.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, Jalen doesn't hurts. That's what I want his name
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Jalen hurt. Like Jalen hurt, Bro, Really Jalen hurt for
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: the rest of the season. That would pick up some traction.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you getting your ass beat, some traction, some track
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: marks on your back from getting stomped out. Bro.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Did the Did any of the odds change for the
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll throw fu sure, maybe I'll throw a future
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: out there.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: And the MVP odd has changed a lot, or I guess,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I mean from place to place. But keep people kept
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: on all day. They've been like something's up. It's like,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: what the fuck could be up?
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: It's so weird that they can just hold that information.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, dude, the bills are the bills are the
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: top uh top pick right now?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, pussy, Oh shure, this is the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: perfect time to bet on the Eagles.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Odds go up, you get back in odds are four.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Thirty four thirty plus four thirty for what for them
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: to win the Super Bowl? The Eagles? Yeah, well right now, Oh,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: that's that's a long shot. Well the number one is
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: plus three fifty.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I put ten thousand dollars on it right now.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: How much did you put on it for the beginning
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: the beginning of the season.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't bet on that. I bet on them to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: win the NFCS, but not even for a lot of money.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Did you did you do you have a future for
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: them to win the Super Bowl?
• 54:21
  Speaker 16: No?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not addicted to gambling.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: How do you like to do it as a hobby?
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: You're fully in?
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Do not joke about that?
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, that's not even that's not even close
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: to funny. It's not even close to funny. No one
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: should joke about that.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Sass is gambling.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: This weekend my in laws came up.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my brother in law, the one who I'm going
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to buy a cow for good country folk.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: Damn okay, Rick Ross, I spend one money you on
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: my cow's hoofs, and you spend on your wife.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: That's probably true. I watched that video three times a day.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: We were literally were watching it all I want all
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: I bought a rock carder because I am blessed with
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: a feet, I blessed with who I'm best to.
• 55:18
  Speaker 15: Because we definitely can't play that Diddy song right now?
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Which one dude?
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: It was a throwback from one of his shows. We
• 55:30
  Speaker 13: were watching the Gilly video and this.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah we can because that's them singing who William Walla? No,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it's the dude from like making the band singing a song,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: a Rick Ross song. No, they're it's like they're in
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: like a it's like a dance. It's like a fucking
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: rat battle. But they're like singing R and B songs
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to each other.
• 55:53
  Speaker 13: I'm texting it to you now. It's awesome.
• 55:56
  Speaker 15: But yeah, we watched that Gilly video and this probably
• 55:59
  Speaker 15: a hundred times the two days.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Gilly video is amazing.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: What most is one who guarantee we go.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: The Why didn't we signed with meek Man?
• 56:10
  Speaker 12: You're lucky meek started to fucking with that white boy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: You got him in a nineteen fourteen Harriet Tubman type deal,
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Harriet Tubman joint.
• 56:27
  Speaker 13: Do you want it?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I've gotten it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: It's not coming through for me.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I just got it. I just got it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 13: It's just a bigger.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Let's try. I'll just bring it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: Cry.
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: This is a rat battle's show, dude, What the fuck
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: is this?
• 57:05
  Speaker 13: It's a net you.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: To me.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: They're all laughing yeah, because they're like, damn, how are
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: we getting served like this?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You see how.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Diddy doesn't break his mindy, he looks furious. He's like,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: why did I what did I get myself? And he's
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: like no.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: These brothers are spitting like. You could tell he's taking
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: a dead serious because the dude next to him clasping.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, look at the white boy. He was the white
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: dude like eight feet tall.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: He's standing on a count.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: The way they all hit. What is that from?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: It's from Making the Band season four when they tried
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: to make like all like R and B group or whatever.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: This made me go back and watch so many clips
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: I gotta see that.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking sick because they are. They're all in
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: the house. Like in the early making the bands. They
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: literally had like the dude X, who's a battle rapper.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: He was like battling against dudes. They were like fucking
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: rapping against each other and uh, like it was successful,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and then they try and bring it back with the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: R and B dudes, but they can't like battle wrap
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: each other, so they like sing battle each other. Yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: but the way they're looking dead in the other guy's
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: eyes being like.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Oh though, that's hilarious.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Like bucking at him like they're about to hit him.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: It's so funny, so hard in sweet battles. That's awesome
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: singing battles. That's kind of what versus battles were, remember
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: during COVID when like they were they were like massive
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: versus battles. Those were sweet as fuck, and I feel
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: like versus sold for like Twitter money, like Versus was
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: like a massive it would be I've ever seen it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: It's like, uh, it would be like two.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: It would be like Snoop Dog against like fucking like
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: p Diddy or something like that. And they would both
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: like they go back and forth like doing their best
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: hits ever, so like one would do a hit and.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: One would do a hit. It was very cool.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: That sounds good, and they would like all talk shit
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: to each other like these that's awesome. I gotta go
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: back and watch that.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Those were very they were they were a good time.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: But It was just funny to have dudes like, yeah,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: like it's not a it's like not a battle song.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: And fucking hitch perfect. It really was.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pitch Perfect probably saw like making the band season four.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Probably that's probably exactly what if we brought this to
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: the white folks.
• 59:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah, West Side Story, Yeah.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: It really was the Sharks and the Jets.
• 59:14
  Speaker 13: But yeah, we watched that and Gilly just not dude, how.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Are you feeling round?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Pham just buzzed. It's probably Jalen, dude,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: fuck you run cash out now they're taking their say
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: in my arm might be coming off to catch out.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck, what happened?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Nothing anyway, My brother in law or whatever it was
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: in town, the one who I'm buying a cow?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, why are you buying him a cow?
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: He wants one?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Oh okay? Is that like a Christmas present?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not kidding it yet, but eventually I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: got to get him a cow. Oh okay, but you
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: said you need to buy him in twos, right, Oh yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you got to. I need a little two for one
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: dude too, for my cow. But I went to uh,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: we went to like a bar in uh Williamsburg.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry, bro, I'm just checking in on the Eagles snares.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: What are you finding out?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: It's not looking good?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Fuck you dude, what are you finding out?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Or you in one of your little tweet deck fucking uh?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm checking in on the news.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: What did it say?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: I will say it is a little weird. Schefter went
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: with a real with a weird. Usually he's got the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: he's got the good graphics. This one's a little low
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: it's low fi. It's low fought. I noticed that too.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, is that it's so hacked?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Honestly, this isn't even what. This isn't even like his
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: font or anything. He never has the act right there.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: He probably jacked it from somebody or like some new
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: interns trying to or he downloaded it somewhere where he
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't have good internet.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know that shit's.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Happened to me before that does happen.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's infuriating when it does happen.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I'm a little more worried about Schefter than I am.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Hurts shifty.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Is everything all right?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: But yeah, what's up with this low fi picture?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Is everything all right?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Buddy? Also? Why do people suddenly have square profile pictures.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: The fuck ESPN has a square profile picture.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Jalen Hurts is uncertain to play Saturday versus the Cowboys
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: due to a strained shoulder that he suffered during Sunday's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: strain strained? Is it sprain sprained?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: No, they're there are various degrees are the same thing,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: and they're both a tear, like a fucking sprain is
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: a tear and a strain is a tear, and a tear.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Is a tear.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Does it piss you off seeing people being like, bro,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: he's so scared to play the Cowboys?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Who's saying that?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: If you look at any post, all the comments say
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: he's scared. No, I know, No, he's not scared. That
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: shually would piss me off because it's like they're gonna
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: destroy the Cowboys.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: If if he plays.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he doesn't play, it's gonna be hard as
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: fuck to beat the Cowboys.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Cowboys suck. But the Cowboys are frauds. No, the cowboys
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: know who are frauds, the Cowboys. I don't say that cowboys.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: We need to take the Cowboys seriously.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: You know who's not frauds? Forty nine, Me and Milk
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: were talking about that. No, you're just recycling danger. No danger.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Moke just gave you some takes and you're just fucking
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: regurgitating what he said.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: I just read a couple of tweets so I could
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: spit that.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Fred Warner, Charvarius Ward.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I'm worried, but I want to ride.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ride.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: Law.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: How much are you what's your payout on what your
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: bet for them to win the Division NFC East?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably like eighteen thousand.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: How much did you put down?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: No, it's not even anything like that. It's probably like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: one thousand dollars.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, not even so it wasn't like a Phillies bed.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: No, Philly's bet was different.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: And now I'm kind of trying to use the karma
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: of not making a massive bet on them to be like,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: if they win, they win. Like that's what I'm secretly
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: telling myself in my head.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: If they get to the super Bowl, howmuch are you
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: gonna how much are you gonna put on them to win?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Whatever I have, everything, you're gonna put everything on it? Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: whatever I have, whatever it's available, the maximum amount that
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: I can put on.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: It, I'm gonna put a Mattress Max. Yeah, I'm going
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: to bet eighteen million dollars.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: I think I might do that. Yeah, right now, everything
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: you should put the house on it. Oh but what
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: if he's hurt, bro, I think ah, I think if
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: he's hurt here we could maybe. I think they still
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: might win. I think it might be like one of
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: those situations, like.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: The Nick Foles situation.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, like Nick Foles.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: You don't even know what I'm talking about.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: You don't even know how he beat your used to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: be favorite team, the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: The Patriots were never my favorite team, bro. Yeah, they
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: were back when I didn't know ball.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they were your favorite team.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Now I root for the winners. That's why I've got
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: the Eagles, the Bills, and now the Chiefs too. I
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: just picked up some Chiefs gear you did, now.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: Point the hell out of me, and you wore that
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Cowboys shit all year.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was because I got that at a
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: thrift store. I didn't even know who the Cowboys were.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't know what they were all about.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't bro smok at Marlboroughs. Who's their owner? The
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: guy that was in like the picture Jerry Jones. I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: burned that ship as soon as I found out about
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Jerry Jones.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: No, you probably fucking framed that night. You know this, dude,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones was a historic goat. Yeah, he stood up
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: for what.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: He believed in. That's what it's all about. Due, It's
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: all about just standing up for what you believe him.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: It didn't matter that what he believed in was wrong.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: What he stood up for it had morals, Dude.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody else is just like tries to stay in the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: middle and won't pick a side.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Like at least he picked a side. Yes it was
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: the wrong.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Side, but he was going for it, man, exactly.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: And I respect the funk out of that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Oh man, how does this usually go? I don't think
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I've ever none of my none of my favorite players
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: have been injured before. So how long will we know?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: How long this year?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: No, he wasn't.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: You missed games this year game.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: He was probably must be before he learned who he was.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: It must have been before I knew who the Bills were,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: before you learned that he existed.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 13: No, he's never been.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: I don't really clock in until how way through the season.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: That's how I roll, and I pick then I see
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: who's the best, who has the biggest chance of going
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: to the Super Bowl, and then I pick my team.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: You know, that's literally what Wallow does.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he just picks the best team every year.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 13: Dude.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: It's the most fun way I got. People are like, dude,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: you're not a real fan. It's like, yeah, no shit,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not a real fan. I've been following them for
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: like three weeks.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Being a real fan is so overrated too.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: It's like I picked the winners and now I'm gonna
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: go in. Bills are gonna win the Super Bowl, and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like, yeah, dude, that's my team.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: The Patriots compet next year.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Just kidding. I'm loyal to the Bills now, yeah, have
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: to be. And the Eagles and the Birds of course,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: of course, and the Chiefs and the Colts, not the Colts,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: the Cowboys, Colts. You know who I'm not loyal to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: is the Bucks because I think they suck ass.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: What about the forty nine ers.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: No, not the forty nine ers, bro, I don't think
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: the forty nine ers are gonna be a problem. Think
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: he was gonna smoke the forty nine ers. Smoke, smoke,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: roll them up.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: You got hurts, put them in a spliff.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: If you don't have hurts, they're gonna fucking sixty nine you.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: They're gonna fuck you. Guys. Stop talking ship, bro, Damn
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: that's clean. Write that down.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Damn, Bro, I don't even want to tell the story
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: about my brother.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's hear the brother to the cow. I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: want to hear about the cow.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I already talked about the cows.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wait, tell us about your brother.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: He was just coming in.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Sorry, bro, I'm just thinking. I can't stop thinking ball right,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: It's all.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about all the details that I had lined
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: up in my head or just flipped.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 9: By the way.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: We went to a honky tonk.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Bar in the middle of Williamsburg, and I was just
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: walking around asking all, like the Williamsburg hook hipsters, how
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: many uh like, how many acres they were sitting on?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Oh damn, what are they saying? That TikTok video? Huh
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: like a TikTok video?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it should be a tickbook video. How
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: many acres do y'all have at the at like the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn like the hipster honks?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. Is there a talk in Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is.
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  Speaker 4: That's brutal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a fun ass time, is it. Yeah,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: it's fucking dope. There's like there's a live music every night.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna are you not? You're not gonna be
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: here for New Years?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Damn that sucks.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Why you wanted to party?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the boys are coming into town.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: But you should go to Skinny Dennis. That's the honky Tonk.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: No, we're not going on to Brooklyn, bro Why right
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: over the Atlantic City?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: No, you're not the last a second Atlantic city.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Cheapest heroin in the United States down there?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Really, it's more like Cape Cod.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: What cheapest heroin?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's probably the most hero heroin.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: If they got to take it to an island, that's
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  Speaker 1: probably that's way tougher to get the heroin out there.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: Atlanta City a heroin, Huh.
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  Speaker 4: Cape Cod's got a big heroin problem.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the rich folks doing heroin up there because
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: there's nothing to do. Yeah, except in the off season and.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: My buddy's about to open its pretty bad a glasses
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: shopping heroin and heroin and Cape.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Cod glasses and heroin.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: That would be genius.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's how you stay open during the off season.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Glasses in the summer, heroin in the winter.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Damn. What were people saying about the acres.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 17: There?
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  Speaker 1: People were I mean, it's not like no one like
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  Speaker 1: started like a fight about it. People were pretty like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: good natured about like ah, not yet and like uh
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  Speaker 1: but they But like my the dude who I was
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  Speaker 1: with my brother in law, he has acres, so he's
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: like a legitimate.
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  Speaker 5: Like uh, he's what these dudes were all costplaying ass
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: how much?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: How many does he have?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: He's not sitting on anything crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me probably like three damn three acres is a lot.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: One acres, a lot acres, a lot of land.
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  Speaker 1: But still it's enough enough for him to get a cow.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: But he more than enough.
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  Speaker 5: But he was probably sitting on the most acres in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: the building and he was and he was like humble
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 4: It's got to be a good feeling.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: It's got to be an incredible feeling. Most acres Brooklyn. Yeah,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: none of these dudes had acres. They were just in
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: there like little bowling shirts and like Hawaiians and ship
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: like that, trying to fuck pussy?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Is Brooklyn? Where you live? In Brooklyn. Isn't that bad
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: like with like with those type of dudes.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, my aria like that at all.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Huh you say, shams, shims, shims.
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  Speaker 5: That's not there. Keep that in.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: But that's that's a different area. That's the area where
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you did We're doing comedy one time. That's that area.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah. And then people the comedy club with
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: skateboards in their hands. Yeah, every like a lot of
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: skate but a lot of skateboards.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 15: It was like the winter, we saw a bit one
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 15: of those big wheel accidents, you know those like single.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone fell just.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 13: Bumped into walkers. It was like a when you bump
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 13: into someone's like back of the car when you're driving.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 13: It was like that, but with a group of people walking.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 13: He just felt and then you had to like wheel away.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Jesus sorry for my first time, like all embarrassed about him.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: So I would not be riding one of those things
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: in Manhattan for the first time in.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Chicago, but it was right, it was right downtown.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: It was I would not be riding one of those
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: things in the city.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: And then like to like walk ahead in front of them,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and then the dude hopped back on his one wheel
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: and like had to approach them again, like I like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the same way that he just crashed into them.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: I'd be terrible.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 13: I have to get legs.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: That's nuts. Those things are horrifying.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: Just get like taken out behind.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Die. If you crash on one of those, you die
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: for sure.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Or if someone hits you from behind with one of them. Yeah,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: two people are dying.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Two people at least.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: It's like the old.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Videos that in the beginning of Quarantine or when were
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: those when everyone was running into people with their golf carts.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: No, that was before. That was like right before. I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: was like that was like a summer was.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, Yeah, I.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 13: Was like high school.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah really yeah, because it was early on that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: ship was four play or just for Play had to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: decide if that was going to be their golf content.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: They like, they like put a bunch of videos up
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: at the beginning, and then people were like, you cannot
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: push put this online.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: It's just dangerous content.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, got toot When people were just like
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: running like like they wouldn't even just hit them, then
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: they would drive over them. It's like a one thousand
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: pounds golf cart and that it's just like, yeah, that ship.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: I remember watching that and being like, do someone did
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: that to me? I would be so angry, nice, feel good.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Like that, Bro, not bad plenty more where that came from.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: Not bad at all. Tight muscle control by me.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Bro, so be able to do two more episodes this week.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Don't think about that, Bro, they.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Gotta do one tomorrow. What are you doing with KB
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: and Nick?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah? Crossover next week Part one, Part two?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, this is coming out right before Christmas, this Christmas.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: This is Christmas Sun Wednesday. This is our last episode
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: before Christmas.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 13: Yeah, this one's Wednesday.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 15: Christmas is the twenty six cross Yes, that also funny?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 13: And then uh yeah.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: One more wait is Wednesday, the twenty first. Do the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: days start getting longer after that?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: I think they get longer after I thought it was
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: the winter after Christmas Eve, December twenty first, So that's
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: the shortest day of the year is when this podcast
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: is coming out.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: And so good news everybody. The days are about this
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: are getting along.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: That is that's huge.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: That's massive, dude. That's gonna help my seasonal depression.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you depressed.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: I don't really talk a lot about it, but god damn.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Im Jalen Hurds News couldn't have helped.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Fuck you bro going to the bottle, Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Fuck you, thanks tonight. How about I slit your throat?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: How does that sound?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Dude? Speaking of depression? I uh, I haven't had my
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: zoloft in a while, and I've been trying to get
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: it refilled. It finally got a refilled today because I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: had to. I've been calling the pharmacy. They say they're
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: going to refill it. They don't, So I called my
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: doctor and they're instantly going back to the It's the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: same thing that happened with that event that one time.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Like I'm like, like I'm being like having addictive behaviors.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get I'm asking for fifty milligrams of zoloft
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: and they're like, ooh, it looks like you already had
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: a refill in December. You took all of them. And
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, first of all, no, I didn't have
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: a refill in December, And second of all, if I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: did take all of them, what what was gonna happen?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: I was thinking I was getting too much serotonin.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: A sentence I want to say, but I'll let you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: say that for your act.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: No, what was it? Cut this? No, I don't say it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying it. Don't say any of my punchlines.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm just saying.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: I suddenly have the urge take a massive shit.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Birds. You won't do it.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: It's coming out now, you won't. How far in are
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: we seventy seventy? Do you want me to go to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: the bathroom and come back or do you want to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: wrap it up?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: We can wrap it up. We'll see everybody next week.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll see you guys next week. Go birds. Hopefully
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: they've recovered by then. Thanks for listening. Peace,