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Episode 62: Dumpster Outlaws · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is only I'm seeing Red.
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  Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw Red? I saw Red yesterday? Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about it? A friend of
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  Speaker 1: mine was put down by someone and they killed him. No,
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  Speaker 1: not put down, geez, they had they do it. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything, and I'm just getting them away
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  Speaker 1: on the show anyway. But no, this person was just
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  Speaker 1: verbally put down by someone and it made me and
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  Speaker 1: I said these words out loud. I will I said,
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  Speaker 1: I would drive and hit him with my car right
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  Speaker 1: now if I could. Like. I was like fucking furious yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and then I calmed down a little after a little while.
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  Speaker 1: So I've seen Red recently. What about you? Joel and
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  Speaker 1: Red glare bro through the Night? Our five there for
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  Speaker 1: the for the listeners. Oh pause, there you go. Yes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: the just start every show with that. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: we should sort of like the pleasure of allegiance when
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  Speaker 1: you're in school. Exactly why were you kneeling the whole time?
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  Speaker 1: He was, No, it's not true, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. So you know, it's funny. We talked
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  Speaker 1: about Tyler. Do you know who that is in the national?
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  Speaker 2: So it's Martha Reeves from Martha and the Vendola is
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  Speaker 2: the Motown group. She's like eighty five, and she sang
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  Speaker 2: the national anthem a couple of weeks ago at the
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  Speaker 2: very first women's Major League Baseball game, and so this
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  Speaker 2: is this is all over the place online now because
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  Speaker 2: it's like one of the worst national anthems ever. So, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I go to do a gig with the band last week, right,
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  Speaker 2: and we do our soundcheck. There's a lot of time
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  Speaker 2: to kill before the show starts. So there's like a
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  Speaker 2: handful of people that had already arrived for this show
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  Speaker 2: and me and the rest of the band are standing there.
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  Speaker 2: There was like hardly any backstage there. There's nowhere to
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  Speaker 2: hang out. It was like a pavilion. So all these
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  Speaker 2: people were just there right, So, little did I know
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  Speaker 2: they were standing right behind me. I'm with the band
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, you guys got to watch this video.
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  Speaker 2: Hey have you seen this? Little did I know? The
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  Speaker 2: sound guy came up after I played this whole video
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, hey, there was like a guy that
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  Speaker 2: was standing behind you that like took his hat off
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  Speaker 2: and put his hand on.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you were you in More Township? I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. It was in Quakertown somewhere in the park.
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  Speaker 3: My brother was at the Moore Township, uh fairy, and
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  Speaker 3: they had they had a wild band there, you said,
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  Speaker 3: So I was wondering if you were part.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think I was the wild band in
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  Speaker 2: the poor. No, that was this concert in a park. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and there was like maybe I don't know, like fifteen
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  Speaker 2: people there. And you know, my problem is to I
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  Speaker 2: always have my phone and everything for that matter of fact,
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  Speaker 2: like everything is always very loud, So I'm not just
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  Speaker 2: screet about any human movement.
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  Speaker 1: Like he heard it. He definitely, But yeah, apparently some
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  Speaker 1: guys stood up in like did the whole thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he got him excited. The patriotism national anthem's on. Some
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  Speaker 1: people suffer from terminal patriotism. Ha, yeah, tell us more
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  Speaker 1: about those people. Malignant malignant term patriotism. That's a very
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  Speaker 1: good word. And what what does that mean? Really?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just like having too much faith in your country,
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  Speaker 2: like being too proud of your country?
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  Speaker 1: How are you proud of your country? That's what I
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make fucking sense to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's a country. Like the whole patriotism thing. On one hand,
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  Speaker 3: I understand it, like, Okay, we're a mare, but like
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  Speaker 3: that shit is so corny to me.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, But I think it's more so like
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  Speaker 1: rah rah rah. We live in America and not North Korea, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's more so. What the yeah? But you
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  Speaker 1: know who has a lot of national pride North Korea?
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  Speaker 1: I know they do. They do, they do strangely enough,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, so maybe we're not so different than we taught.
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  Speaker 1: We're not. We're not all so different. Now, Okay, what.
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  Speaker 2: About rah rah rah. We don't live in China, Thank god,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't think Chinese people like living
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  Speaker 2: in China, know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like any rah rah ra of anything.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I was in high school, we did
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  Speaker 3: a peprelly for the team I was on, and I
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  Speaker 3: just sat in the bleachers.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even go out on the court. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want there.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to be a part of this dumb
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  Speaker 3: fucking like what what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Question? You know how they say we're the best country
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  Speaker 1: in the world. What makes this the best we say it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's why, right, we are ourselves. Okay, that's like
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  Speaker 1: when your mom's like, you're the sweetest boy alive. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: have you have you seen all the boys? Have you
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  Speaker 1: pulled every boy? Or are you just biased because you're
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  Speaker 1: the one that made me? You can't say pulled every
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  Speaker 1: boy on a podcast and keep your Career's true, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. I don't have a career. I would,
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  Speaker 1: That's right. We all kind of work for free doing this.
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  Speaker 1: You worked for free recently. I worked, yes, more than
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  Speaker 1: more often than not. That's why you saw red recently? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't, Joel. We didn't get an answer from you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen red lately? Uh? Like you've been angry
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  Speaker 1: about something and it's like taking over your whole being
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  Speaker 1: at that moment. It's been a long time since I
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  Speaker 1: got very angry. Yeah it's not good. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. But like, yeah, like I've been like
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  Speaker 1: annoyed by shit. But like you could feel the blood,
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  Speaker 1: the blood boiling. I don't like that shit, and that
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  Speaker 1: happened just before you got here. Yeah, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a good episode. Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 2: We're learning a lot about Tyler roth Rock. I like
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  Speaker 2: what you just said ten seconds ago that you're not
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  Speaker 2: a raw raw ra guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. You've never been a raw raw ra guy.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler ra ra ra. With that, that's episode sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start the show. Is it actually sixty two? I
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  Speaker 1: think so? Can I make a request? What's up? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: I need to do episode sixty nine? Yeah? We could
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  Speaker 1: do that. I want it. I'm gonna need it. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you been on this thing? Though? Not enough?
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  Speaker 1: I want one more?
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  Speaker 2: Still not showing up on time? By the way, Lay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He was seeing red though as we I'm
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  Speaker 2: happy I'm here. He was out yelling in his car.
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  Speaker 2: I was ranging in his car. Becker called me. I
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  Speaker 2: was on the phone. I'm like, I could switch over.
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  Speaker 2: Don't give this to him, don't let him. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: need that.
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  Speaker 1: All right? It should be an interesting show sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it though.
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  Speaker 4: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. The trivia
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  Speaker 4: podcast where truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark your
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  Speaker 4: curiosity and light up some knowledge. They'll Blazed and Confused
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  Speaker 4: podcast with Becker and Joel's.
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  Speaker 1: Now now I'm Becker. I'm drinking smart water, Joel, what
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  Speaker 1: are you drinking wild cherry PEPSI? Oh, all right, I've
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  Speaker 1: been on a soda, man. Can I ask? I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to ask? How many grams of sugar in that? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? I don't let me get fifty two?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to know? Calories? One hundred sixty calories? Uh,
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  Speaker 2: carbohydrates forty two grams, sugars forty two grams.
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  Speaker 1: And one can of soda? Is that a lot? That's
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  Speaker 1: your whole day? Is it really? What's your percentage day?
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  Speaker 1: Does it say ninety nine or eight ninety eight percent
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  Speaker 1: something of your daily value? It says eighty four four? Jeez? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you can't eat anything else today pretty much? Yo?
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  Speaker 1: But how good is soda? Soda?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a diet coke guy, Yeah, but you don't like
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  Speaker 3: it more. You don't like it more than regular coke.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like I haven't had regular coke in a
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  Speaker 1: long time. I agree, no, But how can you possibly
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  Speaker 1: like diet coke regular than regular coke? Yeah? I drink
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  Speaker 1: the coke, but regular coke is is better. Diet coke
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  Speaker 1: just never did it for me? Ever, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: and taste. You could taste the science behind it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. I don't like this. I like taste
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  Speaker 1: on the science and anything that's fair the chemicals. But McDonald's,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna go get a coke or a diet coke,
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  Speaker 1: you should definitely go to McDonald's. Share it. We all agree.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, the best coke in the game is the
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  Speaker 3: Mexican glass bottle. Yeah, with the real shit local shout
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  Speaker 3: out a treat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah in the can cream, But the can has to
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  Speaker 1: say front, there's a cream, there's a there's a smooth
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  Speaker 1: and creamy cream, and there's a frosty cream. The letters little.
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  Speaker 3: If it says frosty in the can a treat, they
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  Speaker 3: might not even make it anymore. That ship, dude, back
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  Speaker 3: back and back, and when I was going on, we
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  Speaker 3: would we would get like a twelve pack of that
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  Speaker 3: ship in a sleepover, Yeah, and have them all done
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  Speaker 3: by like nine pm.
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  Speaker 1: I was always an a tree birch beer or root
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  Speaker 1: beer guy. Yeah, yeah, A treat does do a good
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  Speaker 1: good thing. Hell yeah, I gotta respect. Is that only
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  Speaker 1: like a around here? They're national? Are they not? They
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  Speaker 1: might be more regional if anything, But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if they're national, but they are a local brand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Retreat sponsor our podcast. They're like a small enough brand.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big enough brand. Yeah, and that's like our
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  Speaker 1: show were small end. I think this show would be
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  Speaker 1: right in their wheelhouse. Yeah. Yeah, something to think about.
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  Speaker 1: You like my clean garage. You walk through my very
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  Speaker 1: clean gar job, there's enough room to barely get around
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  Speaker 1: your jeep, but you did a great job. Did you
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  Speaker 1: also keep to the side path out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that wasn't there the last time I
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  Speaker 3: was here, or maybe it was more on the side
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  Speaker 3: of the house. Yeah, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: We were Joe and I were just hanging out talking
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  Speaker 1: before we hit record, and we peers over my shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: Like Tyler walking through the yard through the side of
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  Speaker 1: the house to get back here, not even through the
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  Speaker 1: front door. He just kind of creeping around. The proper
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  Speaker 1: dog freaks on me every time she's upstairs. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but upstairs it's not actually, you know it, it is
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  Speaker 1: a little straight. I'm not complaining about.
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  Speaker 2: But I would never be able to just like walk
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  Speaker 2: in the front door of somebody's house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care that.
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  Speaker 2: You do it, but I just don't think that I
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  Speaker 2: could do that to something like I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: would still have.
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  Speaker 1: To either ring the doorbell or like text and me like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I don't know if you want me to
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  Speaker 1: do that from now? No, no, no, no, I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: that because I want you to.
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  Speaker 3: I grew up in a house where the front door
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  Speaker 3: literally it was revolving, so friends would just walk in.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't do it back, Yeah, gotcha, like I
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  Speaker 1: need to. I always let people know if they're coming
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  Speaker 1: to my house, like doors are open, just come on in,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I don't know. I've
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  Speaker 1: known you for so long. I've been to my place
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I never I really never come to your place. But
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  Speaker 2: when I do come to your place, do I just
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  Speaker 2: walk in? I don't think I do.
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  Speaker 1: Usually you do? Do? Yeah? Or I meet you outside?
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  Speaker 3: Or do you like when you open the door, are
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  Speaker 3: you like, hello, hey, stop jerking off up there?
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  Speaker 1: I put your dick away. I won't stop them anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So it took me three hours the other day and
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  Speaker 1: clean my grouse off. It's a long time. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: took me three minutes to do that. Three seconds.
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  Speaker 2: No, it took me three hours to clean my garage
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  Speaker 2: and I had not one, not two, but three trips
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  Speaker 2: of the jeep full to the top of Amazon boxes.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it was crazy. I just like that. What do
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  Speaker 1: people do with their Amazon boxes to the empties? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Burn them, to burn them? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Is that
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do? No? Oh, but then you
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  Speaker 1: don't do so where'd you take them their cycle? Well
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  Speaker 1: that me to my next little story here.
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  Speaker 2: So again my garage is all full of Amazon boxes
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  Speaker 2: and boxes of this, that and the other thing. So
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  Speaker 2: I throw them all in the jeep three times, and
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  Speaker 2: I took it to my former employer's dumpster because I thought,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, fuck you people, you fired me, the
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  Speaker 2: least you can do is deal with my illegal dumping.
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  Speaker 2: So I did two trips to my former employer and
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  Speaker 2: then I had one more. Uh And this morning, on
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  Speaker 2: the way to the gym, I like took the backway
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  Speaker 2: behind the shopping center. And again, every single store we
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  Speaker 2: hit on it a couple weeks ago. Every single store
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  Speaker 2: has a dumpster. So I don't even know what store was.
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  Speaker 2: I just picked a random one halfway through and I
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  Speaker 2: get out and I start throwing my shirt in and
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  Speaker 2: it was like the third boxes in.
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  Speaker 1: I get back in the jeep and I hear excuse
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  Speaker 1: me as I'm driving away. So there was some employee
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  Speaker 1: out there that that caught me. So now here's the
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  Speaker 1: only thing I did it during the dates. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know what some employees. Yeah, some hourly employees. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make a stand. I know. It's like, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: you take your job way too seriously, Diane. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was telling me this the other I'm sorry. But
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  Speaker 1: here's the other thing though, I can't stop thinking about this.
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  Speaker 1: It's Amazon boxes. Like my name is on.
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  Speaker 2: All these, like if my address is on all these,
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  Speaker 2: so like if they really want to, they could figure
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  Speaker 2: it out. Like I'm just waiting for, you know, somebody
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  Speaker 2: from Home Goods to come knocking on my door because
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: you know, they won't fucking sponsor our podcast because you're
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  Speaker 2: illegally dumping. So he told me the other night he
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  Speaker 2: was illegally dumping, and I said, dude, I did too.
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  Speaker 2: We both illegally dumped over the weekend. And where did
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  Speaker 2: you illegally dump you?
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  Speaker 1: Where did I? Yeah, just a dumpster nearby at a
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  Speaker 1: grocery store. You see it at night guy. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are bad as I know. I don't understand why that's
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  Speaker 1: the big deal. I mean, come on, people pay for
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  Speaker 1: the trash removal that and god forbid you put something
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  Speaker 1: illegal in there, you know what I mean, like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, geez, that's literally gun or something or bloody,
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  Speaker 1: bloody that's happened. That's happened. People have done that type
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  Speaker 1: of ship. All right, thanks for bringing them down down
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  Speaker 1: or listen. I'm here to sell not all truth are uplifting?
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for a rapid round. Do you
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  Speaker 1: feel smart? No? He doesn't either. He's hitting the wrong buttons. Yeah, really,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: what which one is it? The game begins in three?
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  Speaker 1: Al right, Tyler Rothrock. What are elephant tusks made from? Uh? Enamel? No?
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  Speaker 1: What color is the hope diamond blue? Yeah, I'll take that.
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  Speaker 1: DNA is divided into twenty three pairs of what I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. What are the first ten amendments of the
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  Speaker 1: Constitution called the Bill a rights? Yeah? Very good. What's
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  Speaker 1: the plural of sheep fucking lamb? Speaking of the government?
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  Speaker 1: Which element discovered in nineteen I'm sorry, which element discovered
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  Speaker 1: in seventeen eighty nine? Was named after the planet Uranus uranium. Yeah,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: the star of David is a symbol in what religion? Pass?
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  Speaker 1: I know it, but I won't say. What was first
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  Speaker 1: tested in New Mexico in July of nineteen forty five.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bomb of some kind of Is it not
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  Speaker 1: that a bomb? Yeah? Yeah? In what ocean? Did the
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Titanic sink Atlantic? Yeah? What mathematical concept means something without
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: an end infinity? Yeah? You did pretty well. We ran
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  Speaker 1: out of time, but you did pretty well. Is the
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  Speaker 1: d you have anything I'm interested in? Is it Chromosome's
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  Speaker 1: not chromosomes? Yeah? Look at that? How many of those
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  Speaker 1: do you have? How many pairs?
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  Speaker 2: One less than you're supposed to have? What are elephant
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  Speaker 2: tusks made from? It's ivory? You said it ename enamel.
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  Speaker 2: Though that kind of sounds right, like it could be right.
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  Speaker 1: It could be, but I don't think that's right. What
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  Speaker 1: color is the Hope diamond? You had to hear written
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  Speaker 1: deep blue. That's what they label it as online. Deep blue.
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  Speaker 2: DNA is divided into twenty three pairs of chromosomes. The
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  Speaker 2: first ten amendments of the Constitution is the Bill of Rights.
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  Speaker 2: The plural of sheep is you said, lamb isn't a
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  Speaker 2: lamb of baby sheep?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Sheep?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, SHEEPI it should be sheep high, so much cooler
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  Speaker 2: sheepish sheepish. What element discovered in seventeen eighty nine was
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  Speaker 2: named after the planet Uranus uranium.
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  Speaker 1: Of all the planets, you know, to name it? That's
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  Speaker 1: a wild name an element after that? That rivals naming
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  Speaker 1: the sixty nine news station Chanel sixty nine. He always
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  Speaker 1: said that, Yeah, that's weird. And after all these years,
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  Speaker 1: you think that they would change that. It's got to
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  Speaker 1: be a joke that they are all in on.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and here's the other thing, Channel sixteen. It's no
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  Speaker 2: longer Channel sixty nine. Nobody is going on their TV
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  Speaker 2: and typing in sixty nine.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: To watch challenge. It hasn't been in years, in years,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: so get rid of it, Like why why is they
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: gotta love it? They have to be it has to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: be something. Yeah, sixty news available on every other channel
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: except for sixty nine anyway. Yeah, really, Star of David
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: is a symbol in what religion? You didn't want to
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say that one. Why is that?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to come off as anti Semitic. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: but by not saying it, you do.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I realized that. Yeah, so I said it, So did
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: you Judaism?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, say it louder, say it as I pound
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: my fist spell Judaism. J U da, I s M. Yeah,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: good job, very good. Next?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: What was first tested in New Mexico in July of
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: nineteen forty five?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: The atomic bomb? Broswell? Is that where it happened? I think? So?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Is that where the aliens? Yep, everything happened there. They
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: just do all the fun shit there. I think that's
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: like Area fifty one type shit. I don't know. It
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: could be way wrong though. In what ocean did the
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Titanic sink? It was the Atlantic? Allegedly? Right?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: What mathematical concept means something without an end in infinity
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: to infinity and beyond beyond?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dumb, well done. How many you get right? I
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: think all of them? Damn near he got one wrong.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: My mom's calling me. Answer on the pod. Yeah please,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I'm on a podcast. Here on it? What I'm on
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: a podcast? You're on it? Oh? Hi, everybody in podcast world. Hello,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what it's now. You're a star, mom.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So oh I'm so glad I made start them at
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the age of sixty five. All right, say sixty nine.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrut. That's okay, you're already doing a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: better job than Tyler. Yeah, you saved the show. Oh awesome,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: thank you, Mike. Is everything all right? All right? Yes,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: So it's a humbling thing when you're talking to your
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: mother and you're dude blazed and confused. Random thoughts.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I'll start with random thoughts. It's a big one. My
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: cousin's bachelor party is coming up this weekend.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You know what we're doing.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now not let's go. We're going to the
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: motherfucking ren Fair.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Dude. Oh really fun, does it? I think? So? Oh
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: my god, get a little lifted and go to the
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: ren Fair. I don't want to go to the Red Fair. Ude.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You gotta get a fucking mutton chop. What's that? The
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: big ass turkey leg? See that sounds that sounds good. Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: But I thought this thing was only like Saturday and
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: a Sunday. No, it's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's like
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: it's like a three day thing.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, you're going for three days. There's
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: an Airbnb by the But you're gonna go there three days? Yeah,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna go there for an afternoon.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go there for three Well.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I think the
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: ren fare is only one day. But we're staying at
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the Airbnb all weekend.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Gotcha.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: But my thing is everything with this wedding. My cousin's
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: soon to be wife is very in the Halloween. She
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: loves Halloween, everything Halloween. So they're getting married on Halloween
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and kind of cool, kind of cool. But it's a
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: masquerade party and they're expecting everybody to like they want
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: everybody to dress nice for the ceremony and then change
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: into their Halloween outfit afterwards. It is but I'm like, listen, logistically,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: it's a nightmare, like where are people changing? You know,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: are your friends bringing like crazy outfits or are they
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: bringing something that they can just like throw on what?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I just think true, and that is I don't know.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I'm at a wedding practically every week end of my life. Like,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I just don't see this working. I don't ask you
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: to DJ this. She did not ask me to dj.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: They asked me to officiate I am the officiat for
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: this wedding. So that's just like, why am I getting
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: invited to? And I'm not complaining about it. I'm going
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: on the record and saying that I'm not conplighting about it,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: But like, why am I getting invited to the bachelor party?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Invited to that. I'm not in the wedding. I'm the officiate.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I'd like, So, you're a close family member, you and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: your cousin are very well. We are, I say a
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: note almost every bachelor party.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it also just so happens to be the only
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: weekend of the summer that I don't have a wedding,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: that I don't have a game.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But that's an excuse me. Listen. I know, I just
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: want to chill this weekend. I know, I know, but
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I already committed to go. So here's the thing. I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Everything about this wedding involves a change of clothes, involves
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: another outfit. So I got to figure out a costume
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: apparently for the for the for the actual wedding. And
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: now I come to find out that, oh you get
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you got to have a costume for the.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Ren fair too. Oh yeah, you gotta go in garb.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Are you joking? You don't have to do that? Yeah,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: you better. We're gonna do it, so of course I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: have to do it. I don't.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not a costume dressed in a costume. So here's
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. They're all going to be pirates. What
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: the hell does a pirate.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Have to do with with the What does a ren
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: fair and a pirate have in common? I feel like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the people are going to be like, you guys are
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: making fun of us by dressing up to go to
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the refer.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: You need one of those like like hoods that are
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: made of metal, you know, those chain like you know,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, those little like hats that
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: you can't get stabbed in the neck.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You gotta be doing duels too. You gotta challenge people
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to duels.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, the pirate costume at of Renfair,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: you guys are gonna get booted good.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I don't really want to go to the Renfair anyway.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I think you have fun
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: when you're there.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I also like, don't really know any of his friends.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Here's the other thing, you know me, I'm like, yo,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a stripper, like I'm we're like.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: An fair Like I like, I thought, you bet a
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: ren Fair stripper.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I'll pay for it. I don't care, Like I'll be
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: the one where did an Airbnb for three days. And
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: then my cousin his sister.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Is like, you can't do that, like he's gonna be uncomfortable,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: like there's no way, don't absolutely.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Not, no, no no, And now he like specifically said
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: apparently that he doesn't want it. So now I'm like, well,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I gotta do something. So I'm thinking about tell me
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: if this is a good idea, you can hire impersonators
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: to just come hang out with you. Yeah, so I
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: think the I think one night, I'm just gonna hire
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: a bunch of impersonators, Like every twenty minutes, there's gonna
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: be knock.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: At the door, and it's gonna be expensive. It's gonna
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: be like Michael Jackson, and then like you know, Ben
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Franklin and then like a whole list of people. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: don't know. I love that idea.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: It's like, you won't let me hire a stripper, So fine,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get Ben Franklin to cart his.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Ass over there. There's a guy online that has like
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: videos and stuff. Have you seen this guy where he
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: hires impersonators just come yeah? And then the person still
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: do that. They're like, do you want It's like this
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: whole elaborate show. It's like, what's his name?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Uh, Leonardo DiCaprio and person He's like, do you want
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: me to do the whole You don't want to do
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: the same?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of if I'm paying you, so then
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: he holds him up. That's fucking funny. Uh. I have
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: a question for you, guys. If somebody holds the door
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: for you, do you like walk through it? We hold
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it open for you? Like, if somebody holds a door
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: open for you, do you walk through and move on
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: with your day or do you grab the door and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: relieve them from their duties of holding the door open
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: for you? Are people behind you? I don't know, just
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: in general, what do you think about that?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think you do you? You you reward them
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: for their gesture. You don't want to take their gesture
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: from them. I guess I tell.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: You what I don't like about holding the door for people.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you hold the door for people and they take
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: too long to walk to the door.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like doing other things and then you're just
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: standing there holding It's like hurry up. You know what.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: When somebody's holding the door for you, that means run.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I hate when I hate when I'm holding the door.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: In the distance is too that they do have to
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: start jogging. You're like, no, no, take your time. You
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: don't really want them to take their It's like, man,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I should have just like the amount of time is
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: short enough. We're holding the door.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Just makes sense if they were like two feet farther away,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: you would have just let it go.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe there should be a rule that nobody holds doors anymore.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Because I've held the door for somebody, and then I've
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: been in a perfectly good mood, a good mood that
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I hold the door for somebody. I'm excited to give
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: this gesture my fellow man, and they don't say thank you, And.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Now I'm mad. Talk about seeing d Yeah, now I'm mad.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't need to be mad. If I just were
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: to open the door and went in and not held
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the door, I would not be mad right now. But
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I've fabricated this anger because of their lack of whatever
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck. So, But to answer your question, I think
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: if somebody's holding the door for you, you.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Have to allow them to feel the satisfaction of giving
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: you that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: All right, It's funny that you bring that up, because
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I held the door for somebody at the gym this
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: morning and the same thing happened, like he just took
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: forever to walk to the door. Then I notice a
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: lot now about people at the gym, and there's a
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: lot of shit that bothers me.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Today.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I noticed there's this guy that always you see the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: same people. And there's this guy that shows up every
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: day in like dressed clothes like oh yeah, like a
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: suit and tie, and he's never carrying a gym bag
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: with him. And I noticed this when I'm walking on
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: the trouble, never carrying a gym bag with him.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: But he walks into the locker room and then gets changed.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: So that means that this motherfucker has his clothes at
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: planet like he keeps his clothes in the locker at
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the gym.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Calls. Isn't it that should not be allowed.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: The other thing that bothers me is like every rule
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: that you see like written on this like nobody follows
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: any rule anywhere.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be on your vlog you know
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, now there's like a Planet Fitness.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Planet Fitness over the Planet Fitness over
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: the summer, I guess is.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Free for like like thirteen to nineteen year old or so.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: It's full of kids with a dumb ass broccoli haircut,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: wearing pajamas, like that's all you see kids and with
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: their dry pods recording videos. It's like, I'm sorry, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: don't want to be on your fucking video. I don't
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: want to be I don't want to be in content
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: But I think it's douchey to keep your clothes in
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: the locker at the gym. Yeah, well, Planet Finish, you'll
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: see it all. Yeah, oh yeah, you see it all.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You'll see the range of shit. Maybe he lives there,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: No he no, no, he has like a college. When
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: he comes out, he's wearing like college athletic apparel too.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So I got go work out. Don't you have a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: college to work out at? Go work out there. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: have a question for you guys. Is it weird to
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: buy underwear at a thrift store? The answers yes. Right
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: on to this new thrift store that just opened up
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: down down the street from my house yesterday and they
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: have like single pairs of boxer briefs hanging out and
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I thought it's fucking weird. Yes, dude, So that means
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: it was on somebody else's balls or does that? See?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, certain thrift stores, they might like
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: certain thrift stores sell stuff that wasn't necessarily.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Sold to other people. It could be that it was
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: just waiting to be old.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: And then you gotta have that weird conversation you go like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: were these worn by somebody else?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: They weren't, Okay, then I don't want them. Well, I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: was feeling them, right, I was like trying to well,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I was trying to feel if the on I was
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: just checking to see if the material was like stretch
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: enough that they had been worn. And I could tell.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, Uh, somebody. I put it online
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and somebody posted like, so I did, how many did
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you end up getting? And I was like forty six? Yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: just going. I thought it was weird. Hey, has anybody
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: shop their pants on these yet? That's my random thoughts
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: for the week. Is it time for trivia? Yeah, let's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: learn something. Let's learn something. I got some good questions
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: this week. I see so myself. All right, question number one,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: who's going first? I'll go first? Wrong answer? All right,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you can I'm sorry and you can go all right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Philophobia is the fear of what Philadelphia good one. Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: philiphobia spelled e h, I l O. I'm scared of
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I'm scared of Philadelphia too. You know. I caught myself
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: on a rabbit hole a couple of days ago. Though.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: This is weird, watching like drive by videos of like
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Kensington you do that? Oh yeah, people were just kind
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: of slumped over, winding and a girl. I know. Yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it's sad. That's awful. Yeah, I don't know why, Like,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I caught myself watching that's what
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I did. It's weird YouTube. Man, I really don't know.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Give me a hint. Ah, that's how hard. I can't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: give him right away. I really don't know. I'm gonna
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: get it wrong. It's the fear of love, philophobia, philophobia,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: never heard of it, fear of love? Great? Do you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: have philophobia? Probably? But I have, so I would say
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I've now. Ah, we're just fucking around anyway. You're really
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: bringing down the room today. I didn't mean to all right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: question too, What US state is Furthest. South? My home?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Is that hard breathing over there? Is that me? Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Oh it's just my appneing. You're what it's my apnea,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: my awake apnea? Is that a thing? No? You awake
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: apne I mean it kind of is some very unhealthy
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I like that. What US state is Furthest. South? So
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: it's either like Texas or Florida. I think it's Florida,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: though you have a lifeline. Yeah, he's shaking his head
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: for some reason. I think you need to think bigger,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: think bigger.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Uh Alaska, M that's up north, I think, is it? Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: it's always weird because when you see it on the map,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: it's always like, you know, down in the corner.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: So oh yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah they put it. Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I remember only a couple of years ago, we had
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: a coworker that was driving to Alaska.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I literally was. I remember saying, you can't
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: drive to Alaska, Like, how do you drive to it?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was an island. I didn't know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: So he like went through Canada to get to Alaska. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: he could do that. It's a lot of driving. So
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: it's north not south. Okay, So now I don't. Now
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to second guess myself. I think it's Florida. Man,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: which US state is furthest set, That's actually what I'm
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: going with. I'm gonna say Florida. Final answer, you guys
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: got it wrong? Is it Texas? No, it's Hawaii. It's Hawaiian.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I thought Hawaii it was more west. It is, but
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it's also south. Did you see that story of.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: That woman she she rode to Hawaii on her own
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: a bike.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, in a row, oh, row on a bike? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, man,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: it was insane. I can't believe you haven't heard about this.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: She rode her bike to Hawaii. R O W E
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: ed gotcha? Now I get it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, she wrote her her mountain bike through the
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: fucking ocean.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It's an insane story. I missed that one. Question three,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: what is the scientific name of the human species? Scientific
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: name of the human species? It's not humans. I was
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: just were you helping him? Oh oh oh oh oh.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even looking at him, march. I really wasn't.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Isn't it like a homeosapien or some shit? Does that
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: sound right? I don't want to tell you because I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: think it sounds very right. I think it's a homeosapien. Sorry, homie,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: you are wrong, Homo sapien. Oh what did I say, Homeo, homeo?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Not giving it to you? Oh, come on, homeo, question
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: for twenty what all right? This one's hard? I think
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Which two US presidents died on the same day? Oh? Man,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: if you don't know this, well, I'll learn something right
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: now together. I just learned this two days ago. But
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: two US presidents died on the same day. I feel
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: like it's the same day.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be like going way back some of the
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: early president presidents, right, can't talk.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: But probably yeah, okay, the same date, like the same exact,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: same exact, same the very same day, same day. That's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: normally what same means? Why did well? If it men
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: like the twelfth? Yeah, there's actually a third president that
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: also died on this day, but just a different year.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh marone, oh my good? Must which two
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: US presidents died on the same day as Joel just
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: texts or whatever he's doing over there's your question. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: really don't know. We're gonna be here all damn day.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: No idea giving in. Yeah, I don't know. It was
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the second and third presidents, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: They both died on July fourth, nineteen eighty, eighteen twenty
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: six from the fiftieth anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Wow,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six. Yeah, wow, they were pretty old. That
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: was that long ago. Yeah, eighteen twenty six. Say died
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: on July fourth. Yeah, that's wild, eighteen twenty six, the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: same day the second and third. Very interesting. It is
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a very educational podcast. You learn a lot, I think,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: so question number one, all right, what do I got here?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. I'll let you pick your category. We
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: can go back to that if you want.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Since i'm such an all right, so I got animals, movies,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: technology or music?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Movies? Movies In Back to the Future three, what year
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: does Marty McFly travel back to? Oh?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Geez, I don't think i've ever seen Back to the
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Future three. I don't think i've seen the second one.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I was calling me, Tyler, do you remember Back to
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the Future three. I didn't see it, so I tuned out.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I honestly, I've not seen it. I've only seen Back
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: to the Future, the Ridge, the og do you remember
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the second one? Don't they go to like two thousand
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: and five or something something like that. And the third
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: one is when they go back to like Western times, Right,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I don't know based on the
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: date and year, you don't know. I don't know when
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: was the Western Times, like seventeen hundred? What do you
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: mean Western times? Like the horses the Frontier? Yeah, when
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the train was the first coming around at the eighteen hundreds.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say like eighteen like seven, eight seventeen,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: early eighteen h Well, you're getting a lot of help
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: for not using your lifeline. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: gonna say like eighteen twelve, eighteen sixteen, eighteen twenty six,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: what is it? Eighteen eighty five? I think, because like
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the first one came out in nineteen eighty five and
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: then he went to Let's see what year was the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: second one? Uh? What year did they travel to? What year?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Would you go to, Mike right now? Right now? Yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What'd you go in the future? Would
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: you go backwards backwards? You would? Can I come back
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: to today? Sure? And if I can end up back here,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'd go backwards all right.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So Back to the Future Part two is primarily set
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: in the future year twenty fifteen.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh no, oh geez and biff in
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that movie is awfully kind of resembles our president. They're
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: both casino owners and everything, are they? I don't know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I've never I've never seen anyway meet the press getting
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: carried away?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Question two? All right, let's see what else would you go?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: If you had a time machine? Would you go orward
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: or backward? If you could visit some time? I don't know.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Time machine is so not practical. I'm a vera.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I like to consider myself a very practical person. I
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: don't know how to answer these dumb questions.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You know, you're so fun? All right? What's truth? I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I never sit around and ponder these questions. Boy, if
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I could go to the future or back in time,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: where would I go?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Quality morning show material right here? No, no, anyway,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: let's see here music, technology or animals? For question two,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: what do you want? Technology? Technology?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: What operating system did Microsoft release in two thousand and nine?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: What? What I think it was? XP? Wow? Windows XP.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's good. I think it's Windows XP I'm
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: gonna go with that. Did that get right? Windows correct?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: The answer is Windows seven. Windows XP was before that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I think Windows XP came out in like two thousand
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and three. Oh jeez, yeah, let's look that up. I
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: was eighteen. My god.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Windows XP came out to the general republic in two
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: thousand and one, wow, October of two thousand and one,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: and support ended for that in two thousand and nine. Honestly, though,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: there's still you still come across computers that run Microsoft
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: XP on it, like, I mean, it's still like it's
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: a dinosaur operating system.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it still works, it does. I remember XP
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: having a bunch of issues, probably cost from viruses of
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: things I had done, probably wrong. Man.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I remember back in our radio days working together in
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: the same office when they made you upgrade from Windows
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: XP to Windows seven all and you were like, this
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: is awful.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I can't do my job. I can't do this. Everyone pitched.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't just me, No, you bitched the most though.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I can't keep using this program from two
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: thousand and one.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like talking about this. Let's talk about something else.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Question three. You know he remembers, all right, music or
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: animals music.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I think this is pretty easy. What song by the
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Beeges starts with the opening line, Well, you can tell
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: by the way I use my talk.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Staying alive, staying alive? Look at that? Yeah, very good one.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: It was an easy one. I told you it was
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: an easy one. I'm proud of you. Thank you got
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: a music question? Correct? What's that BG song? Is it?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: How deep is? How deep is your love? Yeah? You
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: like that one. That's a good song. Yeah, I like
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: an inside now you know that one. No, inside, You're
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: pretty good at that. That's howls like the woman who
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: did the people listen to this? Can you believe it?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Barry Gibbs sings the national anthem? Pretty good? Yeah? Question
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: for twenty what all right? We saved the best for
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: last year? Animals? What primate is known for its distinctive
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: facial features and also distinctive rear end. It's the Tyler
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: knows it. I'm gonna go I haven't used I lifeline Tyler.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I know it, but I can't. I think it's the baboon.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: The baboon.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: What primate is known for its distinctive facial features and
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: also distinctive rear end.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say a rangutang. I think I would
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: firmly disagree, but I don't. You're going with baboon. I'm
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: going with baboon. Baboon. Final answer, You're not going with
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: a rang atang. I'm gonna go with baboon. Fuck, it's
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: all right through that, all right?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You want to learn about baboon's ashes, sure, okay, So
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm here for. That bear tough looking area
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: is actually called and uh i icicle that's probably not
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: icicle I s c h I A l A shill
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: a shie something like that. Colosity colosity c A L
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: l O s I t y. That's what the baboon
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: ass is cool, it says here. Basically, it's built in
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: padding that lets baboon shit comfortably on branches, rocks, and
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: other rough surfaces. But the really noticeable bright red and
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: the pink swelling that you see there, that's I guess
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: female baboons. That's their rear end, and it swells during
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: their fertile period, so when they want to get it on,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: like their butck gets like real big, that's what happens.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: It's a visual sign to the males that the female
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: may be ready to mate.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: You know, we can learn a thing or two. I
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: feel like we need some kind of you know, I'm like, uh,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: just super obvious. Hey, I'm horny because I'll go to
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the I'll go to the bar, and you know, I'll
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: do my damnedest to find out which gal and guess
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: what they're typically never horny. Put it this way, no
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: male baboon wastes a bunch of money at the bar.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: On a female baboon, he just is like her ass
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: is an orange.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: The researchers call it sexual swelling with their ashes, all right,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: And so I don't know if that means that every
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: time you see a bab boon with a funky looking ash,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: that means it's a girl baboon and not a guy babboon.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's what it's saying. You
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: think that's I'm reading, that's I'm hearing. So you're saying
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I should google guy baboon ash. Let's do that before
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: we wrap this up, just to see what it looks like.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Guy's looking pretty screwed up too.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I can't even I can see a partial of the photo,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: and I don't want to see anymore.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Hell, that's looking pretty pink to me.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know what if it's like yeah, they're like,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not horny, I just have hemorrhoids.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Can relate because I sat on the toilet too long.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's what happens.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Let's see if today's munchy minutes neck puts you on
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the toilet, we'll find out. Great, man, what a tease
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that one. It's time for. Tyler comes in the Podcas asked.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He never eats our snacks because they're too unhealthy for him.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Now I brought a snack that is so low calorie,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: low anything. It is a classic Stone retreat. It is
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the fun yam. Oh yeah, will you do a funion? Oh? Hell,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: thank god? He've wasted all this money on a long
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: time since I had the onion the funion. Oh where
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: did you get these funds? Probably at some shady gas station?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Why the best funion is near expiration date and bought
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: from a gas station.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Onion flavored rings a classic funion. They're so good.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Not onion rings, they're onion flavored rings exactly. So really,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: is this just like a chip that tastes like onions?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Is that essentially what this is? Yeah, there's This isn't
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: an onion. No, this is not an onion. Now it's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: a funion.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: There's onion powder, barely any calories in here whatsoever. You
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: can eat the whole bag in five hundred and forty calories.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Look at the sodium. The sodium's high. Oh, now you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: know what the sodium is not for one big snack.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You could snack on these throughout the day, twenty five
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: percent of your daily value. These are these are very good.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: What's on the news over there? Joel? The news is
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: getting interesting again? Not that it never was interesting. I
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: You ever get the strong arch and take a ride,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: a scenic ride on a catering truck.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes leave people to die. Yeah, I've thought about it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Those people that don't hold doors open for me. Yeah,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you guys are referencing the Trump move. I don't know
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: why I shouldn't watch the news all day. Put me
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: on the catering truck. I'll eat all the food. Put
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: me near the cheesecakes. Didn't RFK Junior say something like
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: he saw an obscene amount of like McDonald's packaging and
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: his office or something. Tyler, what else you got going on?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: What other shows are you working for free these days.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: September eleventh, speaking of the government, I have a show
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: at steel Stacks.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Very nice. What's wrong Kyler roth Rock September eleventh, Little
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: special edition. Yeah, September eleventh edition. Oh yeah, we're gonna
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: go over our favorite conspiracy. What's your favorite conspiracy? Flat Earth?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Flat Earth? I think that's the funniest one. It is
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: pretty good. They didn't know any better that passion.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: The fact, the passion on flat earthers to me is
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: very funny because they know it's like, all right, all right.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I posted something on social media a couple of years
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: ago saying do I know Do I know any flat earthers?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Nothing crazy, nothing serious, no rush getting back to me.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to see who I know who's crazy
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: or something like that. And my aunt chimed in, not
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: that one, different one, Okay, but yeah, I know someone
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and they're related to me that things to the Earth
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: is flat. So not the ant that was on the podcast. No, no, no, no,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: she's cool. What's gonna say. Yeah, that's interesting.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the but I feel like the
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: flat earthers are few and far between now.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a dying breed, is it not? Yeah?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What are the other good conspiracies?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I mean the popular ones are nine to eleven, but
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's some of that's been proven
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: to be real.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: But moon landing, moon landing is good. Yeah. Do you
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: think that happened nineteen sixty nine? Yeah, I think we
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: landed on the moon. Yeah, me too, Yeah, I think
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: we probably did. The jfk Earner people say the government
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: was in on it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I think they've declassified some of that, and it's true. Really,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: there was some like FBI docs that came out. But
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: the thing is like that sounds like fake news speculation. Well, no,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: they were released, but then you don't know if the
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: documents that are released are real. And the eight it's
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: all over. We don't anything. We don't want to believe.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: We could just say isn't real? Say is ai? And uh,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the truth is just we're cooked. We're cooked, guys.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Lou Landing is a fun one flat Earth.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other ones. I mean there's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: some cool like like Lincoln. There's a Lincoln one. There's
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: some spirits about John Wilkes Booth. I forget what it
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: was but you guys ever watched National Treasure? Yeah, I
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: feel like way back when I was a Kidge. That's good. Yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that's good. That's with a Nick Cage. He's one of
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the top tier actors of our generation. I think, Nicholas Cage. Yeah,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a wild thing to say. I know him. Yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: he's absolutely insane, but he's one of my favorite actors.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: He's some of the greatest movies. Connor is fantastic, Connor
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: is really good. What about The Rock the Wrestler, No,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the movie, Yeah, it's okay. Connor is the Face Off?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Very realistic movie. I love that movie anyway, No, no Connor.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: When I was I think it was in high school
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: of college, me and my friend Tim made all This
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: is when Twitter first came out. We made a Twitter
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: account of Cyrus the Virus and it was like it
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: was widely followed by people. Really, yeah, never heard of
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: it was just us. You know who? Cyrus the virus
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: is in conn Air? Oh okay, yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: we switched gears there. Yeah, no Connor, yeah, ship, So
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? What's wrong?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: September eleventh and steel Stacks. Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going on the road a bunch.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Too, like like Atlanta, North Carolina, you know, other states,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: other states.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all on my Instagram. Follow me my on Instagram. Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: he's really funny. Tyler Rothrock at Tyler Rothrock, Joel, what
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: do you do? We lost you? He's eating funians, watching
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: some kind of liberal media. I'm Becker that Joel episode
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: sixty two Blazed It Confused and we'll do it again
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: next week. I should have never put a TV in here.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: It's distracting. What alright? Bye? Look bye bye The.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Blaze Dieck Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
• 49:17
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