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#478 We Don't GET REGULARLY PAID the Same with Hormoz Rashidi · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy for that's just territorial, bro, because
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  Speaker 1: I used to sell cars food, there's a there's a
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, but hey, before we get continues, let's welcome
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  Speaker 1: our guest the morning. I'm gonna call him Horms, right horns, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't I don't want to suck up his
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  Speaker 1: name like nitty. Remember. Yeah, So let's welcome Horns from
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  Speaker 1: the Comedy Store up in here on that we Don't
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  Speaker 1: Smoke the same podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, appreciate you guys for having me.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah man, thank you for joining us, man and
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  Speaker 1: fellow fellow stoner like myself. Also, thank you Ray for
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  Speaker 1: running the boards as usual and saving the show before
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  Speaker 1: we ran out of the camera. But yeah, so you're
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  Speaker 1: you currently work at the Comedy Store.
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  Speaker 2: Right, No, No, I worked there a couple of years ago,
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  Speaker 2: a couple so you're gone. Yeah. I mean now I
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  Speaker 2: just performed there and I'm just a comic there now,
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  Speaker 2: but I worked there for like almost nine years. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you right off the bat because
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  Speaker 1: you said you worked there for nine years. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: known as the writer of passage. For people who want
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  Speaker 1: to be on the Comedy Store, like you have to work.
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  Speaker 2: Eccusually people don't work nine years. Nine years is pretty
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  Speaker 2: fucking insane. It's a long time. Most people after nine years,
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  Speaker 2: like nine years is like become a doctor or some shit,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like not aug in comic.
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  Speaker 3: We started in twenty fifteen. Yeah, that would be no.
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  Speaker 2: No, I started in twenty fourteen when I got passed
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 3: How was uh, what's been the change? Because I mean
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  Speaker 3: you were in there the Rogan Oh my god, do
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  Speaker 3: you like it? Do you not like it? Is there?
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  Speaker 3: Goods bad?
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  Speaker 2: Before the pandemic? You guys remember that era was crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that was the best. Dude, like that era. That's
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  Speaker 1: when I really developed a serious cocaine addiction.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I swear we all did. I was there with Eddie
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  Speaker 1: for like a month straight every day after work. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: George what George didn't even have to be there. I
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  Speaker 1: think like Eddie was just there just to like do
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  Speaker 1: like blow and I'm like, you just want to go
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  Speaker 1: to comminge store just any reason.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of Blowman done then. But
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  Speaker 2: the lineups were crazy amazing, Like like the line would
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  Speaker 2: be like eighteen comics on the list, and like fourteen
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  Speaker 2: or fifteen of them would be theater or a renax.
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  Speaker 3: To me, it'd be like comedy chaos every day, but
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  Speaker 3: comedy chaos every day.
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  Speaker 2: And then too comedy Chaos was like ten comics, nine
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  Speaker 2: of them the biggest comics in the world. And then
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  Speaker 2: the pandemic hit and a bunch of people died of
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  Speaker 2: COVID you worked.
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  Speaker 3: During the pandemic. It was comedy store, was semile, some
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  Speaker 3: bullshit here and there.
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  Speaker 2: No, uh, it was only David Lucas who was really working.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like during the pandemic he's.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's blown up right now too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was a door guy and he like,
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  Speaker 2: he was the only one I remember working when like
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  Speaker 2: we weren't even doing shows. It was just like an
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  Speaker 2: outdoor place.
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  Speaker 3: To centrically did a couple outdoor live podcasts through the windows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got you the worst.
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  Speaker 3: It was an experience though.
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  Speaker 2: I was there and I felt like doing comedy in
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  Speaker 2: prison to your like wife through the glass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think you could do that, but you
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  Speaker 1: have to like sneak you you can. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you can't, but like Amber, it's not allowed.
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  Speaker 2: The titty over there probably stopped the conversation right then.
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  Speaker 2: But you're allowed to have conjugal visits though, right, just
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  Speaker 2: if you're married.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I got here's my question, because you said
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  Speaker 1: not everybody does nine years and you said at the time,
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  Speaker 1: only David Lucas was there. Is he one of those
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  Speaker 1: people that did like that?
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  Speaker 2: I know he did a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you do nine years?
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  Speaker 2: When I got hired, I was the first one hired
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  Speaker 2: by Adam, who's who's the talent coordinator now at the Mothership.
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  Speaker 2: But uh so I was the first door guy. And
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  Speaker 2: then it just felt like, uh, it felt like the
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  Speaker 2: lineups were too packed, Like where was I supposed to go?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like a nobody who's not a draw at all.
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  Speaker 2: Where was I supposed to go on that lineup? And honestly,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm just being one hundred with you guys, like
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  Speaker 2: we were making so much money during that era because
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  Speaker 2: people like people were throwing money at us to to
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  Speaker 2: try to get better seats, closer seats and all that shit,
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  Speaker 2: and and I wasn't and I was doing blow with
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  Speaker 2: all my all the other door guys. We were all
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  Speaker 2: fucking partying and shit, Like I didn't have the same
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  Speaker 2: focus that I had after the pandemic. Like then the
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  Speaker 2: pandemic hit, everything you love gets taken away from you.
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  Speaker 2: You're not able to do stand up and all that
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  Speaker 2: shit anymore for a while. And then when it reopened,
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  Speaker 2: I like came back and stand up with like a
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  Speaker 2: renewed sense of purpose and like and also all these
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  Speaker 2: fucking big comics who were taking up ten to fifteen
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  Speaker 2: of the spots moved to Austin, New Jersey, Tennessee, and shit,
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  Speaker 2: and it suddenly opened up room for a nobody like
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  Speaker 2: me to slide in and get that like late late
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  Speaker 2: night spot.
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  Speaker 1: See that, that's exactly what I figured that happened. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why if there was a drastic change in the
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  Speaker 1: comedy scene and like it, get that opportunity that came
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  Speaker 1: up because of I guess an unfortunate situation.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like uh yeah COVID. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it really let the people that have been putting
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  Speaker 1: in that work, like yourself, Like, damn, nine years is
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  Speaker 1: a lot for you to really take that chance that
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  Speaker 1: you've been kind of waiting for. And I feel that
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that were opportunistic about it
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  Speaker 1: and maybe didn't deserve it because they just got it
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  Speaker 1: based on numbers. And there's a lot of people like
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  Speaker 1: yourself that had put in that work season into it,
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  Speaker 1: Like you've been around around so long where you're just like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, bro, now's the time, here's a green lighter,
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  Speaker 1: final ticket.
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  Speaker 2: Now. I don't know if I'm gonna get this chance
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  Speaker 2: to get yeah again. Yeah. Honestly, I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: was working hard enough before too. I think I was
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  Speaker 2: like partying too much, and I didn't really see a
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  Speaker 2: path because it was like where was I supposed to
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  Speaker 2: go anyway? But I saw a lot of money that
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  Speaker 2: I could make, so I was just more focused on that.
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  Speaker 3: You brought that up. You brought the money, Yeah, throwing
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  Speaker 3: money at you. So you're talking like Comedy Chaos one
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  Speaker 3: of Joe Rogan's shows, someone had come up to you
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  Speaker 3: and be like, yo, I got shitty seats? How much?
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  Speaker 3: What's the biggest tip?
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  Speaker 2: Now? The best offer you've got? Now? They sell the
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  Speaker 2: booths themselves, right, But before, from Mitzi's era and until
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  Speaker 2: until like pretty recently, the door guys would sell the
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  Speaker 2: booths and and they and and you would save those
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  Speaker 2: for people who uh and even even like I remember,
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  Speaker 2: uh Sam Tripoli used to not sell the booths. He
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  Speaker 2: would let us sell them, and then when the store
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, this is our new policy that we
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  Speaker 2: sell them. So even Comedy Chaos we would.
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  Speaker 3: But that's why the that's why they're never opened, because
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  Speaker 3: I remember for the pandemic, I remember you would always ask.
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  Speaker 2: You you could just walk in there and sit down.
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  Speaker 3: And they were in and they didn't care because they
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  Speaker 3: knew you. I would secure him like, hey, a couple
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  Speaker 3: of my friends are here. You think you can let
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  Speaker 3: them borrow the booths? And you'd be like, yeah, it's cool,
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  Speaker 3: I don't mind. Yeah, now, especially if nobody's in it. Now,
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  Speaker 3: if nobody's already, I'll even tell him. I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: stamp hip le these people. Can they see this booth?
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  Speaker 2: I'm no, that one's already been yeah, more like what happened?
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  Speaker 2: No more? Yeah policy yeah yeah, but uh, dude, like
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  Speaker 2: the most I ever got off one dude. Uh was Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It was an O R show and it was sold
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  Speaker 2: out and he he came up. This dude came up
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  Speaker 2: to me and he had the baddest bitch like this.
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  Speaker 2: This chick was in the Kidding music video for Time
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  Speaker 2: of Your Life, so so I recognized her immediately, and
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  Speaker 2: she was with this little douee by white dude, so
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  Speaker 2: I knew he had a lot of money. So he
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  Speaker 2: comes up and he's like, hey, yeah, we don't have
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  Speaker 2: tickets to him. His girl and another couple. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: we don't have tickets. I'm like, yeah, sorry, dog, gets
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  Speaker 2: sold out, and he just pulls out like four hundred
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  Speaker 2: bucks and just hands it to me, and I go,
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  Speaker 2: all right, come on, follow me. So I take him
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  Speaker 2: to some shitty seats and then and he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: can we sit in those booths? I go, those are
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  Speaker 2: two hundred of booth. He has so much money already.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, the numbers are gonna go up. Usually we
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  Speaker 2: would sell him for forty bucks. Damn in the o R.
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  Speaker 2: They're small, they're little ones, so we'd be like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: two hundred of booth. Poom. He gives me another four hundred,
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  Speaker 2: and then two of his friends leave and he wants
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  Speaker 2: to get two more friends in, and I'm like, sure,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't even gonna charge him. He's aready even me
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred, I'm like, I love this guy gives me
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  Speaker 2: another two hundred. I mean, oh, one dude, just one
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  Speaker 2: guy handed me a thousand bucks that night. You found
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  Speaker 2: like a stripper fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how fucking strippers must be. Bro like, but like,
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  Speaker 1: you look good here.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to do shit. Yeah that's better than
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: being a stripper, because strippers have to like do some
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: gross shit. We just have to like, let this guy
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  Speaker 2: try to flex for this chick.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I was gonna ask you. Sam Chipley talks
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  Speaker 3: about like like chicks at the comedy Store, bag you
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  Speaker 3: ever get anything like that? We were those moment where, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: now you can't. I mean now you look around the
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  Speaker 3: people everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean there's still places you can do that
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  Speaker 2: kind of shit. There is, But I've just been with
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  Speaker 2: my girl for like a decade now, so so now
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that ship. The first time I got
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  Speaker 2: my dick sucked at the Comedy Store was I was
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  Speaker 2: just an open micro there and perfectly perfect, and I
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  Speaker 2: just did. I had a great set, and this chick
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  Speaker 2: came up to me afterwards she was like you were
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  Speaker 2: so funny. I was like, oh, thank you whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: then she's like, hey, can I suck your dick? And
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, so we go. You know how there's
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: like that wall that separates Sacred Ground from the regular
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  Speaker 2: parking lot, so you have to walk through the whole
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: club to get to Sacred Ground. Well before that wall
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  Speaker 2: wasn't there, and so there was just cars that would
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  Speaker 2: park all along that whole driveway all the way up
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  Speaker 2: into Sacred Ground. There'd be like a great wall of cars. Yeah. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: and so I just I wasn't like, you know anybody there.
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  Speaker 2: I was just an open micro So I just took
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  Speaker 2: her behind the van that has all the like names
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  Speaker 2: on it and ship the comedy store van, and she
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  Speaker 2: sucked my dick there and uh and then people kept
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  Speaker 2: walking by. So I didn't even come or anything, but
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: but it was but it was long enough.
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  Speaker 3: Then how do you end that dick suck?
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  Speaker 2: You just tell her like I gotta go. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta no. I didn't even have to go on stage.
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  Speaker 2: It was just too many people were like walking by
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  Speaker 2: and seeing that I was there just getting my dick sucked.
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  Speaker 2: But eventually I was like that's enough, Like that's like
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  Speaker 2: it was really more for the story.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think like that's you get, not that you
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  Speaker 1: get stage where I broke, but like it's uncomfortable, bro
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  Speaker 1: like you.
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  Speaker 2: Comes like that's why porn stars is like a thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's like all these people watching and why go on?
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to like have the focus ton.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like have you have like have you ever you
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  Speaker 1: know when you're younger, you get your dicksuck in the
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  Speaker 1: car right, and then I remember like I was dating
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  Speaker 1: the older girl, bro, and I was a young fool.
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  Speaker 1: I was like seventeen or eighteen, still in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Food this bitch had a car. And then like I
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  Speaker 1: just remember like like that was getting head in the
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  Speaker 1: car full and then like it was the most like
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  Speaker 1: scary fucking thing when you see somebody like watching you,
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  Speaker 1: like from afar like and then like your boter just
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  Speaker 1: like just goes down.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Like when you like and you're in you already know
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  Speaker 1: you're in public space, You're like you're park somewhere, but
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  Speaker 1: the fact everything changes when you have an audience, bro.
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  Speaker 1: So like the moment I remember like looking back and
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, does a dude watch it?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: And you get all farris, Bro, that's shame, dude, you
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: ever experienced that?
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Zer?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: There was like I don't have shame no time.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever got any call like that though, or
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: like at the park which you're in the.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Car, No, no, no, no, bro, Bro, I don't do that.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I'm illegal. Last thing I need is some sexual predator
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: That you can get.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: You can get like trouble, trouble everybody in school.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: You can get in trouble for some Like I mean,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: when you're young, stupid, I mean, there's no reason hear
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: you're to the park your fingerpag somebody.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, there should be there should be an age
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: limit where like up until nineteen. You know, you should
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: be allowed to fucking your car. No.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I think if you can prove that you live at
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: your yeah like the yeah, at your mom's.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you're not. You shouldn't because should there's like
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: you have to become like a sexual predator. Then if
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: you get caught, like right, yeah you.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Do if you if it's indeed like public exposure.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: And that's decent exposure, is it?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how Yeah, I think, yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: think it's either in decent exposure or something like that.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But like you you technically are you get the same
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: thing as that rapper designer guy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: But that chick who suck my dick years later, years later,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm more in at the store. Now, I'm hanging out
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: in the in the main room green room with like
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: some other comics, right, and uh and this chick comes
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: in and uh and we like, I'm like, hey, what's up?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Give her a hug? Whatever? And then everybody else except
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: for me, and this chick happened to walk out, so
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: it's just me and hur Agan. This is years later,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: and I go, I want to suck my dick, and
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: then she goes, oh, I would, but I've been dating
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: this guy now and I really like him and he's
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: really and I can't, you know, I want to. I
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: really want to make this work. And I go and
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I totally understand. I totally understand. I was just thinking,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: you know, you're at the world famous comedy store, and
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: maybe you want to make a memory that lasts forever. Damn,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: she sucked my dick.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Can you go around on a closet?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hit the round of a clause.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, fucking and that's the comedy store assist, dude.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you want to make a memory that lasts forever?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Does she like? Does she want? Did she watch the
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: show again? I hope? So I'm saying it comes around occasionally.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I've met her boyfriend and ask him if you want
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: to have no, no, no, no, I have a question.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: And I think you killed and I think it's something
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: about you. But any chance, he was a chuckle. Oh
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: she is sure, she is for sure.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a huge chuckle fucker.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Is that Okay?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: So like you beat, you beat?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: You have worked in the store for that long, Like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: how like you guys know there's there's like everybody knows.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that chick fock's all the comics.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, the girls even say it. Oh like just
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: the girls will tell you like I don't I don't
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: fuck any of them anymore because I've been with my girl.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like loyal to my girl. But like the girls
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: will tell you like, oh yeah, I'll fuck all these
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: guys like that. They're like they're free about being flus
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: and that. You know, it's like cool, great, that sounds.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Like sounds like you're just playing hot potato. Yeah that's crazy, bro,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: here you go and you guys all know. You guys
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: all know, like you guys all know y'all playing hot potato.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're kind of like just is like I mean,
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: like I hate condoms. I hate condoms. It's like sex
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: is like the best thing and then you put a
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: bag on it. It's like and that is part of it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It's like with a girl, like if you're like in
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: a committed relationship, you don't have to work on them.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: But if you're like, yeah, I mean I know some
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: dirty ass motherfuckers who don't work on them and fuck
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: a lot too.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: See that's what I'm saying, bro, Like, you can end
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: up with some shitting you know, Remember remember what I
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: told you that dormant fucking ship them ships to be
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a sleep in your body till it's like, what's a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: bitch or sixty?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Now, imagine fucking knocking up a chuckle fucker?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, zerm do you know anybody like that? Of course not, yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: but that that's that's fucking crazy though, man, Like, you're
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: right though, imagine knocking them up, because and then like
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: what it like you knock her up, she has a
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: chuckle fucker baby, and then she goes to fuck more
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: comics because like, do you think that addiction stops you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: don't stop being a fucking comic hore?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably not.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: But the question about that is you really think it's
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: just they really love comics, you really?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Level lath like, I just love funny, what's a groupie?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: They love music? No, I don't know trying to get famous,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: you're trying to get fan.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: They just want to have music they want. I think
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: they just want to be able to tell when they're old.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: They want to be able to tell somebody I fucked Jagger.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like, I don't know, it's collecting. It's
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: like each of those it's like sucking each celebrities dick
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: is a funk. You think, what do you think one day?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: One day some girl is gonna be like, oh my god,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: look it's almost on Netflix. I sucked that guy's dick
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: at the comedy store.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Not walk on. Hell yeah, hell yeah, that is. There's
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: a girl who's like, oh, we don't smoke the same
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I suck that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: He rolled the he rolls the perfect joint. There's front
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: her man you don't even care about. You just don't care.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: At that point, it was the old me.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: There's a girl. So many cucks out here to know
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: it's fucking gross.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Due there's a girl out there and being like I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: would to rave wood Zaber but a little me.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I say, l a f C games, but you've only
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: taken your lady. That's that he's only taking his lad up.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, I can't even say that. I tried
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: to think of one. I was like, what am I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: gonna say?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I can't say that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the real son. I boned him back into
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: the early two thousands.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna think that be Like, Yo, I
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: boned what I thought I was be real soon but
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: then I found out.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: That even.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Bitch be fake.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, be real. Center was his son. It's like, yeah,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: he says that on the podcast. Remember we get to
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: go to the field because of that ship.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: That was great, Dude. I played soccer my whole life
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: and I never got to step on a real field,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: and the only thing that got me there was fucking
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: smoking weed.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: That's so tight.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, I wanted I've always wanted to step on
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a real soccer field. Obviously, no reason. Don't know, nobody
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: literally be real hanging out with real you want to go?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: He just I was like, look look what it took. Yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: you know that's how That's how I know he's real.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Fucking fist bro. He literally the first thing he does
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: out of his drunk business, his FaceTime, his dad luke
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: with you. He wants to get that fucking.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: That straight up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: But you know what now, and I now I get it,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you know, because like I've been kicking it with my
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: dad a lot more, and I went to I went
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: to go have lunch with him yesterday, and my whole life,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker never wanted me to drink, right, and like
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: now to have like an old fashion with him or
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to have whiskey with him, it's fucking cool because.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: You know, well he didn't want you to drink because
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: he didn't want.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You know, I think he knew what kind of Sonny has.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: He was like, bro, like you know what I mean,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: he knew he's like this fool looks like he's gonna
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: get addicted to ship, like yeah, yeah, yeah, or just
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: like all that ship where I was like really like
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: misusing ship. I think, like, look at it now, I'm
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: just like my dad just knew he was a man too,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like he just fucking knows
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like half of him, and you just you know,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: he fucking knew. He I don't know what he did
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: during his era, so I'm like I can only imagine,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like he's probably just like look so and I'm just
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: trying to like you can have fun when you're older and.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: More responsible with shit. But yeah, now I'm gonna I'm
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: gonna get a super I'm to smoke weed with my kid. Yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to build for that up. So like I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: talked to my dad about weed, and I'm just like
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to ask him to Like I didn't talk
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: to him for sixteen years, so I recently like I
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: made amends like last year. So it's I'm reliving a whole,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: catching the whole, catching up with my pops and it's
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it's cool. I'm building up to to like he knows
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I smoke and all this stuff. But I want to
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: be like I want to ask him eventually be like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: have you smoked? Would you smoke again? You know what
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like I want to have that experiences once. Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like if you teach a kid that, like
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: weed is fine in moderation, alcohol is fine, Like in moderation,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: they'll trust you more and then like not fuck with that,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: knowl and ship when you tell them not that's.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: My that's the problem with there.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they tell you it's all bad. It's all yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: you try weeding. You're like, well, this is good.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: How do I know they don't?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Tweak? Well, no, you got to tell them, yeah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: exactly that you can mess around on the weekends.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think lying about weed is the gateway drug. Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: lying about weed makes you be like, I don't believe
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: anything you say. I'm gonna try everything and decide for myself,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and then some people fall out.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true. When when you tell somebody to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: stay away from something like that, because weed.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Is the the the intro high.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I think that's when you make the decision of whether
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna like perceed chasing a high or the feeling
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: of a recreational high over not being high. You get
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because, like you said, I can see
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it being a gateway because some people might try to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: be like, all right, when I'm over this, what else
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is next? As as as the curiosity will go in
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the human mind. But then there's also some people that
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I know that like the like the guy that does
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: my taxes. He's like, man, you always come in here
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: smelling like bud and I'm just like, yeah, bro, I
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: was like, it's kind of like my job, and uh,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you know, and he's like, yeah, I tried it once.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: He's like it just I couldn't, you know. And I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: was like, I we try to need the drugs after that,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he's like, I just didn't like I knew how getting
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: high was in for me.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's a mistake that those people
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: are making because it's like some people have talked to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: They're like, when I smoke weed, everything gets spinny and
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I feel nauseous and I feel paranoid and it sounds awful,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and it's like, weed's not the high for you. But
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: then the fact that they don't go and try mushrooms,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: which is a completely different drug, completely different high, completely
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: different connection with nature and God and whatever. It's like, man,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: that's sad that, like you would try one drug it
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: doesn't connect with you, and you try, you stop doing
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: all drugs.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: But I think, well, you know how we smoke, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: know how we smoke. I think our kids aren't gonna
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: want to smoke, because I've met stoners and I'm like,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: your kid's gonna smoke, Like they hate that. They'd be like, dad,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: you smell like they they don't. They don't find it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we found it cool, and that's
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: why we kind of liked it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents didn't smoke or drink or do anything.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I think us smoking all the time and being high.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Your kids gonna be like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: They're just gonna look at it as your cigarette.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah did we smoke cigarettes? Not because we thought it
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: was like kind of like here they are gonna do it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But then eventually they're gonna become adults and they're
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: gonna try it. It's just going to be like alcohol,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Like you see your dad drinking and like when you
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: get older, you're like, I want to try it. I
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: want to try it, and then you're like you like it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Well, you're right, because the first beer tasted exactly exactly.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Even though I love beer to this day, the first
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: one I remember that he.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Like, what the why are you drinking?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the first beer you tried? I remember,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: my shit, still hate beer. I tried. The first beer
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I tried was Heineken. I was fifteen, bro. I just
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: fucking it was a house party and I just fucking
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: like that was I was like, I want to help
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: clean up, and I just fucking saw half a beer
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: and I.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Was like half a beer. Yeah, oh that's even grocery.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: It was like already warm.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: And no it was cold. They were like it was
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: one of my uncles, and I knew he was gone.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: So I was like, well, I'm cleaning.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like at a at a random part.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: No, I was at a family party. Yeah, hell yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you drink Corona first.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Corona was the first one I tried. I remember thinking like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: it looks so refreshing in the commercials and ship with
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: a line in it, and I'm like, this looks it
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: looks so good. And I took a sip of it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's disgusting. Like you think it's going to
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: be like soda. You think it's going to be like
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: so do you think it's going to have some sort
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: of sweet and it just tastes like wheat?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Like why would anybody drink?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: So I just started drinking liquor. I really never never
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: got into beer or anything. Just like if I'm trying
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to get drunk, I'll do shots of tequila, but I
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: don't really drink. I just smoke more than anything and
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: do mushrooms and at lass.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: What about you, oh dude, speaking of acid, man, I
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: got something for you. All right, go say what's the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: first beer you drink?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I mean I don't say that got there. It wasn't no, no, no, no.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I just remember being like a really really little kid, like, what's.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: The biggest beer in Mexico?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Ohamas, No, that's just the big I don't really know
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: what's the biggest beer in Mexico. They drink a lot
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: to cut the light for some reason.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Oh like you're talking about popular or Okay, I'm saying
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: in Mexico. What's like right now? Medello's number one in America? Right, Like,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they don't even sell that ship out there. Bro then
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'll sell Medello in Mexico.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to it's so hard to find it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: If because it makes so much more money selling it here.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I just you know, you see you see Soul or
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you'll see some other ship out there.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Soul is the grossest, right, Soul sucks.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I actually I'm not gonna lie.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: I could funk up with beers. I'm like, Soul is
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: the one that feel like taste. So the thing is,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: so the thing I like Madelo the best in Mexico.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah really? So the thing is they claim I've
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: never been to Mexico a really long time. I don't
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: haven't drink their beer, but they say that the water
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: tape makes it taste different. They say Soul tastes like
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: dog ship here, but I sold the soul in Mexico.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: It's fire. Wow, Like I said, I can't either the
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: one here, the one that's the common store, that's just
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: dog ship. Yeah it's horrible. Yeah yeah, some people say
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: it's the water.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Sometimes soul is like sol is good beer. I didn't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: like it, but anytime I had it, I'll just drink
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: from I just fucking pound it. But you can only
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: only have so much of those, bro, before your asshole
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: starts burning, like if you fucking have a like like,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro. Sometimes you know when when you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: look at like, uh, like so those videos on YouTube
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and it's like, this is why Mexico has so much diabetes, right,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and then they try to investigate and they blame it
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: all on coke. It's like it's not just coke food.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Like Mexicans and Latinos, we make horrible fucking decisions when
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it comes to sugar, bro, Like yeah, a giant plate
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: of food with a stack of tortillas, not that that sugar.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But when it comes down to sugar, bro, look at
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: all of our fucking candy boill that shit is not
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: That shit is so bad. They probably got fucking like
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: a worse the bad kind of sugar on it, but
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: some of it had lead, you know what I mean,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Kenny's not even supposed to have lead, Bro, Like, how
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: does something that's not supposed to even be in candy
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fucking end up there aside from the sugar because the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: sugar is already bad enough as it is. But yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: we fucking we make some bad decisions.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Latino.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Tell me that fucking Lucas was fucking a little bit
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: of fucking that. It's a little better. I remember, it's
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: not a lot food that I don't know that Lucas
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: is probably the reason why I fucking have such horrible
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: fucking heartburning at this age, bro, because it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking with the ice cream truck used to stop by.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fucking Lucas out. Yeah, just straight lead eating
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: eating gun powder, just gunpowder down my throat, Bro, probably
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: burnt the lemon salt?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Is that you're the lemon the Mexican lemon salt?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking treats fired. Those were great, But yeah, that's
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: that ship had Let I eat that ship growing up
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I lot of ship had lead, dude. A lot
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: of people are like literally made of stupid if you
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: look it up, before you know how it says gasolines unleaded. Yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: but it was leaded before and it produced fumes that
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: we smelled and people were literally stupider. Literally it's been no,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: like scientifically stupid.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Because kids would lick walls that had lead paint and
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: they would get lead into their Yeah, that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Is that's the I guess that's why certain old houses
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: they have to get repainted and ship. Like if you
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: buy like old ass property that's being that's being like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: liquidated by the government, they'll be like, oh, you think
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna remodel this and get it for two geese.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Not bitch has old pain. You gotta do a lot
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: of ship to it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: How stupid do you think your kid is? If you're
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: licking the walls like I want to return them.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: That's generations of Walt liquors right there. That's lead poisoning
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: your kids licking the wall. That's on the spectrum, ship, bro,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Like spectrum it is literally the spectrum.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like no, I don't know, bro, Like if.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: You literally live in Irvine, Doug, Yeah, they.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Haven't changed the name. Someone has been like my kids
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: on the spectrum. I don't like going to stir my spectrum,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: change the name.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Now my parents out there.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I bet you I'm gonna listening.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I saw the crazy I saw the fucking craziest or
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: you say he's from Irvine instead of saying he's on
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: the spectrum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's from Irvine. He's got yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: he's got a little bit of her. He's kind of
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: like the Irvine improv. He's in the spectrum.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I saw that. That this like fucking meme that like
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it's real. That was like, you know the Tony montanasy
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: where he's kind of your money and he has he's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: on the phone and it's like parents when parents when
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: they discovered TikTok with a handicapped kid, and I just
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: like I couldn't he laughs, Like when I did download
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: TikTok to one time, and I'm just like I saw
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: so many fucking like autism pages and I was just like, bro,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: this is like, you gotta he's got to be in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: a wheelchair or more.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Bro for me for me to have even look at
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: the autism Like, but there's some cute ass little kids
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: who are all crippled and like deformed, but they live
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: life to the fullest. Like, yeah, so happy. You give
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: me a crippled kid who's stoked to be alive, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'll watch him just smile and open up presents and
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: eat candy all day. Give him a puppy.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a sis. It's a serious thing.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Like parents like the the meant like if they're like,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: oh man, like there's no more like, oh ship, my
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: kids handicapped, They're like, holy.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Ship, we're about to blow up on Yeah yeah, bro,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: that's that's gotta have a cute handicap. Though. If he's
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: he can't make you feel bad looking at him. Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: like he can't.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He can't be like shit, he this one birth, he
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: made it out.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, what if my kids want to do sand up?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: What if your kids handicap just stand up like like like, uh,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: you've seen them. There's a couple of yeah, like the
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: south Park kid like that Nathan is his name is Jared?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean whatever they want to don't.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'd be I'd be so like i'd be. I
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: think I'm like, bro, you're gonna get roasted.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: But I mean it's at that point, bro, Okay, first
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: of all, you're gonna get roasted. No, matter what I think.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: At some point, bro, when you become conscious, if conscious,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: if you're handicapro, that realization comes to you like a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: fat person, like a fat kid, you know what I mean,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Like you're literally know it's like they're gonna.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Call you fat ass. Bro.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: That's just the way it is. And then once you
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: pass that, it does it like I feel like it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Not that they get seasoned to it, but you kind
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of learn at a younger age that the world will
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: fucking hurt a lot more than it needs to if
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you're a little different, Like if you're fucking handicapro, best
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: believe that, Like these motherfuckers know you're being fake sympathetic.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: These motherfuckers know you make handicap jokes. Handicap jokes. Bro.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You think of the handycap motherfuckers that will show up
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to the show and be like, I know the ship
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you say, he's owned all the fucking time.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Like there's people that fucking watch the show and they
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: have autism kids, Bro, but they know we're not coming
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: from that from that time.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: You know, people are hypocrites. So like some people will
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: like come to your show and they'll laugh at you
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: making fun of autism. But if you say down syndrome,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: they're like, hey, my my son got down syndrome. And
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: it's like like, but you're okay with autism being made
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: fun of, Like those parents feeling yeah, it's like they
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: were like, it's in all or nothing. It shouldn't be.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I hate hypocrites. I hate hypocrites. Yea.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: You gotta laugh.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: And if you go to a common if you go
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: to the comics comedy show and you gotta find the
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: technically almost by anything, your hypocrite. If there's a couple
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: of things like I don't like pedal jokes, it's hard
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: for me to laugh, but I still laugh sometimes. But
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: it's just it is what it is. It's the only
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: ones were sometimes like and sometimes like that was funny.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: We have our homie. We know Jason Row's got some
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: great fucking jokes.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: You're like, I've got like a great five minutes of
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: pedophile jokes. Right now. They're murdering, they're doing they killed.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of food a lot of foods. Did you
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: see that clip of that guy who who was making
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: like some of those jokes and the and I think
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: he was talking about some kids like some guy's kid online, right,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and he like reposted it, and then the guy went
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to a stand up show and fucked him up on stage.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: What yeah, there's footage of this ship, bro, Like that's
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the dude. He gave him like four or five solid
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: punches to the face because the guy was like all
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: covering himself while he was on stage. And the guy
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: came up, he was like, you want to talk about
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: fucking my son?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: And he like, fuck, he talked about fucking somebody's son.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: And no, he posted the picture of this guy's son
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and made like a joke on his Instagram like he's
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: like trickle all this cred and like try.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: To be very like like how about it?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: And like the guy's the guy was online.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: To would he attack a kid?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: There must have been more context. But at the end
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: of the day, this guy posts his video and this
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: guy goes to his comedy show, let's say.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Because he gets with of it. He's like, what the
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: fuck I saw your son on this page on this.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of with the dad, yeah, right, Like I'm
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: always with the comic, right, comic comic comic, But if
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: this kid's underage and you're posting ship about fucking and underage,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: like even like I know what the context but context montage.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: He doesn't even have to say he's doing anything. You
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: post my Yeah, you post my space, your Instagram. That
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: was dad was kind of youngo too, man, I got
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: to pull up. Yeah, the dad was kind of jack Bro.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You could tell it definitely, like does construction and ship bro,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Like he came up there, like you could tell he's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: like he's gonna grow to grow, to grow up to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: raise a solid piece of functioning society. But like his
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: kid's gonna be.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: All right, Bro, Yeah that's a good dad.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Did you Like you said you were born in Iran? Right, Yeah,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna lie bro, Like remember I told
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you I worked at the car dealership with you know,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: like a family business and the guy he was, he
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: was Iranian. They were oh geez, now they got like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: that very Mexican mentality, bro, Like is your dad like that?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah? My dad was. My dad was an insane man,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: but he was like a great businessman in Iran. Uh,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: just like a prankster bully, Like I'm gonna come like
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: we would be at Ikea for example. This is just
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: like one example of a little prank he like to play.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: If we would be at Ikea or Target. Let's say
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: he would go up to a random person who obviously
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't work there, and he'd hold up a random thing
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: and he'd say how much is this? And they'd say,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't work here, and then he would say, oh,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: don't you don't have to be sorry. Uh, you see
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that guy over there. Just go up to him, ask
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: him for an application, you'll fill it out, you'll come back,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: you'll interview probably twice in no time, you'll be working here.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And people would be dumbfounded, like they'd be like, what
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: what is happening? And he's like a six foot three,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: six foot four, like pretty big Iranian guy, like kind
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: of scary looking, like you don't really want to fuck
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: with him either. Uh yeah, it's not.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Like one of Princess Jasmine's guards.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking Aladdin. Bro. So that's still.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Started KFC in Iran? What Like, So KFC didn't exist
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: in Iran in the nineteen like seventies, and he came
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: to America for college, loved KFC and saw that like
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: there was like a fake version of or like you know,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: there's like burger places and stuff like that. But he's like,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: there's no place that does like fried Chicken like that franchise. Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: random spots and he's like, he's like that the way
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: they do it in the Deep Friar, that's like with
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: the pressure or whatever. He's like, he's like, I could
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: do that in Iran. So he just opened up Kentucky
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Fried Chicken there.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not like like a franchise.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: He just made it. He was like, he was like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I mean Iran, they're in America. What are they going
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: to do to me? And you called it Kentucky and
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: he called it Kentucky Fried Chicken.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he bought a franchise.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I know, I thought he'd have a fucking uh the
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Colonel and he is like, yah, I.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Get the per still have the kernel and everything.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I think he used all of their pictures and stuff.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I got around him a problem and he said he
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: got ceased and desists like they're trying to stop him.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: But he was like, I'm in Iran. What are you
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: gonna do? Like, we don't have relationships like that where
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you can come off. Yeah, dude, he was crazy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He could have picked anything at that point. You picked
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: KFC that's what I met you that she was better though, Bro,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it was like no Gmo chicken.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It was like it was for sure like Iranian fried chicken.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: You know. It was like probably instead of like the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: twelve verbs and spices, it was probably like five or
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: six with somach.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I've never been to Iran, but your
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: dad might have introduced mashed potatoes to these.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Guys, to Iranians.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, like anybody can smash potatoes.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know potatoes. I feel like we're like started
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: by the French and Iranians already fucked with French food
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a lot. But uh, yeah, he was fucking crazy. Man.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Is it is a KFC still around?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I think somebody else probably runs the fake
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: KFC and you run now because he's he's dead now.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: But also like we moved to America for like a long,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: like for decades and decades.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: How long was the.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: KFC there before you moved out?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Before you moved out? Saw it? No no, no, I
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: was born in eighty two, uh and we left in
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: eighty four. My guess is he went to college in
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: like eighty seventy three. I bet it was like seventy six,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: seventy seven, somewhere in that range probably, so.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, he just straight like they do that. I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: don't know if Mexico's doing that, though, I was gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: see a letter Mexico. Mexico has been doing that ship
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: as recently. Bro, they've they have a fake in and
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: out out there.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I just saw that, like.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: They have they have a fake. They have another franchise hit.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: They have a fake rally's or something like that. I've
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: seen a few that they're just copying French rallies.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Copy. Yeah, like that thinking and that looks fucking And
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: they got bacon at the Bacon and out well, I.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Mean yeah, they have no and they and they made
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: a video about it. I talked about it's like, oh,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: we use better ingredients like it's Mexican, like I guess,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like ground beef and all this stuff. And they added
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: extra stuff to the in and out menu. So and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: they have like a fake. Other countries are making a
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: fake costco.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: My thing is my thing is why do they sleep
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: on on it? Why doesn't the in and out want
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: to open?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, why wouldn't they that bad? Why aren't they
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: on the East Coast because it's not El Salvador bro.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: The don't want to go to Mexicans. It's like they say,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: it's like they got to build a distribution center so
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: they could do fresh, fresh meat and stuff everywhere they go. Okay,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: do it. You're gonna make so much money on the
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: East Coast. You're gonna make so much money in Canada.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: You're gonna make so much money in Mexico, dude, Mexico City.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I went last year. Twenty three million people live in
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: one city. Three New York cities packed into one city.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Hear that. Nobody fucking even talks about that shit. I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: know that sounds No, it's dope, though, it's beautiful, Like
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: stand up. No, I went just for my buddy's birthday.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, do go? Uh you know, I well, I mean
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I've never been. I mean, I know it's huge though.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: I mean. The only thing though, when I think about
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Mexico City, I think of that movie Man on Fire.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, any of those vibes.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Did you get those vibes in some spots a little.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Bit a little bit, but we stayed in like the
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: nicer spots. The park was really nice. That's where I
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: went and got weed. Actually, because I remember, I was like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I got to Mexico City, looked it up and I
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: was like, it's like pretty much legal there, and I
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: was like all right and the like, but but it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: hard to find weed other than this tent that sets
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: up in the park in Mexico City. So we just
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: went and then you go up and they're like, oh no,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: it's not for sale, but these are this much donation,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: these are this much donation, and I'm like, all right here,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: and I just bought so much weed.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Anything good? All right?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: The worst weed that I have ever smoked in my life,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: full of seeds, tasted like garbage. I rolled the joint
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: and was like barely like enjoy I could not zero enjoyment,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: could barely like swallow it. So then went and bought
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: had to google where I could find blunts and just
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: bought a bunch of blunts. And then it made it
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: more bearable because you at least taste the tobacco. But no,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: it was so bad.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: There's good weed out there, bro, but it's just like
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: you gotta know the right foods, I think.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to go around Mexico City like
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: looking for drug dealers. That seems like how to horms die?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, they got I had a community out there,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: you just gotta find it. But I mean, like you said,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: you're just there, in and out.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Like I'm like Man on Fire, but instead of a
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: black guy going around looking for a white girl, I'm
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: like Iranian guy looking for a weed. That movie is
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: my favorite movie maybe of all time. It's like one,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: It's one. It's my It's in my top five ten
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: for sure. I love Man on Fire so much. But
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: it's also the most retarded movie ever. I hated the
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: follow up because a black guy wouldn't be able to
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: walk through cartel like infrastructure undetected until he reaches a
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: guy that he gets to torture until he gives him
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: in for like how.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Many black guys?
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Like right, like they probably how many black guys?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I love it. There's no way to know that it's
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: walking around completely retarded.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: They would cartel.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's so dumb, bro.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: The statistics of probably the cartel having a black guy
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: is like the n h L. You know what I mean,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Like they just like it's it's probably they have black guys. Yeah,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: there's a hell of dark Mexicans out there. Bro, I'm
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: sure they have black guys.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, darker Mexicans. Not a black guys, some.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Of those dark to be a black guy that earned
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: his way into cartel, to respect these cartels. And I
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: guarantee you Columbia had that guy Blackie with what's his name?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: About the Mexicans, that's Columbia. I'm talking about Mexican cartel.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: That I just too racist.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: It's as much as I want to say, no.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not American, but Mexican. I like skinned it.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: They all look kind of like consors.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Chap Mayo's kind of dark. The Torpo sons.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: So what happened with Mayo getting tricked and like being
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: brought to Texas?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Should we not talk about it? Is that bad to
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: talk about? Bro?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: That's crazy? Do you hear how?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I actually was going to ask you about that. I
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: didn't look into none of that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Oh Bro, So we're on the street, we're on Fox
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: News or something like that. Uh YouTube or YouTube, a
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: lot of YouTube.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I guess Chappo's son the one that they try to
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: catch and see not law but they had to let
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: go because shit got crazy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I should be a movie.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I guess he convinced that maos Umbala to
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: get on a plane to go look at some properties,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and when they were mid mid plane, Chapito Son asked
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: the fucking flight attendant or the pilot to brand it,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: and that she landed in Texas. Fucking da came up,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: got those fools FI So I think it's I think
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Uho snitched out and said, y'all, letitch out and let
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: me let me live, let me come out eventually, let's play.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Let's do a plea deal three years old? Can I
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: come out when I'm forty five? I want we want
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the big box, big boys. So they said that what
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: happened because.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: That fool was wanted for like years, right, he don't
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: even he don't even look like make sure they were
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: showing this was always Is that the fool that killed
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the fed?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: No, that's not the that's guy the guy that disappears.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: People must be hell of upset in Mexico because if
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I know one thing about Mexicans, you guys love Mayo,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: that ship on everything. Dude, No, Chican Mayo hits different
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: though too, there's like more linem in it or something
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: like Mexican Mayo tastes better.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy though they fucked up. They always
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: think that capturing the big Boy is good. You're just
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: just became a vacuum. Now everybody wants territory. Everyone wants
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: that car, that that that property. Ever, just you just
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: created havoc in Mexico. You leave one guy run that shiit.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: It's obvious. The solution to ending the drug problems is
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: legalizing all the drugs.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna but then how do
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you prevent stuff like Portland?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Like how that's happening?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Like they're shit. They let it happen for like five
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: years and then like now they're in such a crisis.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Decriminalizing all the drugs, I'm talking about legalizing all the drugs.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: So decriminalizing is saying drugs are still illegal, but if
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: you want to do drugs and you want to find
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: a way to find it yourself, you can do it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: So that creates drug addicts and places where everything's fucked up.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, you do what like Portugal did, and you
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: legalize all the drugs, and and you you have it
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: so that like if an adult wants to go buy
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: cocaine from the pharmacy, they can go buy the best,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: perfectly quality cocaine and know what they're getting and live
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: their lives like anybody else. And they don't have to
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: go buy it from a drug dealer. They don't have
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: to keep nobody's going to jail for it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: But you go to you can still go, Joe.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: You don't go like public instoxication and ship.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't go to jail for doing the drug.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: You go to the joie for the crime you did.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: For the behavior. Yeah, exactly. And that's what it should be.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Coke and sit at your house all day. Yea, great,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: it's a computer.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: It's the second you go coke and you hate your wife,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Well now that's the problem. And it shouldn't even because
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: you were because you hit your fucking right.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: That's great. But has that Has that worked out for Portugal?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I think so. I think they're drug rapes way lower.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I think Portugal is the one that legalized like heroin
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: and all that ship too, and I think that it
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: actually they spent that money on treatment because people don't
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: want to be drug addicts and ship and they actually worked.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, well all the law I mean, yeah, we
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: brought that up. Is how crazy you are like the
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: laws out there, are they insane?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: With Iran?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know alcohol really Yeah, so people high,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: like people have house parties where they make their own
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: alcohol or shit or sneak in alcohol from other countries.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: And then like if you get caught, like you're like
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: dumping that ship like it's cocaine into the liquor. Liquor
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: for beer, yeah even wine, zero alcohol.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Muslim country, freak the blood of Christ.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Muslim country, they don't give a fuck about Catholic Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Even for religious po get smoked out there.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I don't know. Maybe there's some exceptions obvious,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: but I mean I was I was two when when
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: we left, or two and a half when we left,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: So it's like I really don't remember the like war,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: like the revolution was seventy nine. I was born in
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: eighty two, and and we were right after seventy nine
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: until like uh, I think like eighty seven there was
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: a war with Iraq, And that's why we moved really
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: because we were rich in Iran. My parents would have
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: stayed home money dog, but then my brothers were teenagers
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: and then my family is like we can't let them
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: die in a fucking shitty war with Iraq. So that's
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: really why we left. So if it wasn't for it's
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: so weird, like to think, like because it's like living
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: in California, like being a comedian in La Like it's
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: literally the funnest life you could like fucking imagine, right,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Like we're like we like party like constantly, we're smoking
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: in the morning, gonna go do standard. It's like, literally
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: it's like a dream come true. But like one little
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: decision by by an Iran different by my ancestors, and shit,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I could still be in Iran and and and that's
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: a whole different life.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Dog, Like, you could have gone to war, survived, it
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: came back. How to be the manager at KVS could
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: have not been never smoked weed?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Dog, I get what I get what he's saying, bro,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Like is this is why your parents always stress it
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: out whenever they like, whenever you're growing up you have
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: immigrant parents, like especially if you're Latino, like you've heard
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that speech, They're just like, I'm gonna take you back
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to my home country and show where the fuck I
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: came from. Because to them, just being alive in America
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: and being able to have a fridge full of shit
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and not everything being blown up and not have a
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: civil war happen and all this shit is just enough
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: for them to wake up happy. And the reason we
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: fucking look at things different is because we're we don't
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: we didn't have to go through that shit. Granted, if
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: we were to have to face that kind of adversity
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: or something like that, we wouldn't be trying to pursue
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: so much. You would just not that it's bad to
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: not pursue, like, you know, to have that that initiative.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But it's just different, bro, That's that's why it's very
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: important for you.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: But my family is like almost the opposite of that,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: but the same kind of sentiment. It's like, and it
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: wasn't like they were in a war torn country that
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: like food, they wasn't able to get food. They were
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: in like a country that was in a war and
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: they had hell of food and servants and shit and
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: all that. Like it's like, dude, like, Okay, here's a
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: fucking wild story that my brother once told me. Uh,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: he was getting ride from like the chauffeur to school
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: and he was just being a piece of shit, he said,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: And so he was just like annoying the chauffeur, and
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: he said the chauffeur turned around and smacked him, and
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: then he went into school crying, and he came home
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and he was like kind of upset, and then he
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: told his dad, my dad, that the chauffeur hit him.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: He said, my dad and my uncle walked towards the
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: chauffeur the next day, he saw them holding bricks and
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: then he said that the chauffeur came back bloodied as fuck,
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: kissing his foot and apologizing to him for hitting him
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: and ship and he was like, he was like, yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Damn, damn, dude, did your brother feel bad? Did the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: guy give him an ask whoop it?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Or he just smacked He just smacked him. But but
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I think my dad was My dad was like, maybe
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: like some a family member, adult can smack him, but
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: like a servant isn't gonna, isn't gonna Like.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like peasant ship. It's like if a
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: homeless person touched her kid.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was more that if.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Anyone touches it, the homeless psoner is my kid. I'm
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: gonna talk, I'm not gonna go.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: They left behind like opulence so that their kids wouldn't
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: have to go fight in the war, whereas like most
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: immigrants leave war so that their kids could have a
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: chance of the opulence. Damn.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that is true, because that's that's a hard
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: choice to like make. It's like, you know, the homies,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a like their family is from you know, the place
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: that's getting bombed right now, dog, and yeah they're and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: they're they're they're pretty well off dog out of that
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: out of that kill in that country, like they're and
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: for them to be like, fuck, we really have to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: give all this up and like get the fuck out
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: of here because sh it's going bad. Granted, they're one
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: of those few people that their kids have made a
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: well off life out here in America, right, so they
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: had they had a backup, they had a backup plan.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: But granted, like you said, if you're coming and you
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: don't have nothing, Like what did your dad do when
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: he came over here?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: He opened up the caves? He should have everybody. He
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: actually he opened up with his brother, my uncle, a
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: transmission shop where they worked on cars.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Did they get into the car business not.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: It was a bad move though, because he didn't know
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: shit about cars. He knew about restaurants and shit, and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: everybody told him he should have opened up like subways
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: and whatever, some other sandwich joint and they were like,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: you can easily run this, it's the same thing. It's
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: just selling food. Blah blah blah. But he listened to
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: my uncle and then they were just bad at fixing cars.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: They got sued hella times for like doing a bad
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: job of fixing cars and shit.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just getting strange people's cars up.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Sounds straight like Lindo.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: And then he switched to a juice bar after like
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: what year, like the juice bar nineteen ninety fixed probably five.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a grea.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, economy's doing great at that time. Foods are fit.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That's not that much plastic in our food.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Was that movie and he sold create team Baywatch was
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: killing it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah kind of they It was that.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I remember watching Baywatch a little man.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah that health the health cake was was popping them
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: ro at that time.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what was the juice bark called.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: He's like, uh, it was just Family Nutrition Center is
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: what it was called. And it was in remember when
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: twenty four our fitness was Family Fitness. Yeah, yeah. So
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: it was a family fitness and there's two family fitnesses
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: and he had the juice bars inside of them in
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Anaheimen and your Belinda, did your dad have like that.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Heavy uh that Persian accent? Yeah yeah, yeah where they
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: take certain words.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: He was like that he's a seal it yeah, and
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, dude, yeah, just oh man. He would
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: he would curse out people to like like if somebody
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: like there's like people who would go to the gym
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: but would never buy ship from the juice bar, and
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: so they if they ever asked for anything, fuck you,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Like you just ready to yell at him. Like a
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: guy was on the phone and we were all watching
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: the Olympics or some shit like or or or NBA
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: finals or some shit, and everybody's gathered around this tv,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: like everybody's excited watching this TV. And he asked if
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: we could turn it down, and my dad was like
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: and then he yelled at him you And then he
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: turns to me and he goes, this guy's never bought
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: a thing and he wants me to turn down the volume.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, that that is one thing that the owner of
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the car dealership with the car, He's like mother fucking
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: waste my time buying a car. Yeah, And I was
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: just like, bro, like you had better credit like that,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be bitching about him not paying it, dude,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: It's just yeah. He would just be like just but
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: people but they do value your business when you but
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you were like buy something though. Motherfuckers are grateful.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Your dad has like oh school, he fed the picture.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: He was just salesman too.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're good.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: My brother was, he's a doctor. Now this is actually
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: uh after high school, he was working at Joe Macpherson Chevy,
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: which is now I think hu Man Chevy. And my
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: brother's name is who Man coincidentally, first name, first name,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: hu Man rmost who Man hormones herebood and oh that's great.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: It's like I think it's a Middle Eastern thing to
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: like do all the same letter because it's like Kim
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Chloe Courtney. The Kardashians said that too. I think it's
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: like a middlead.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: My dad did the same thing with his name with
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: art with me and my brothers are all easy.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: But so my brother was making hundreds of thousands out
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: of high school working at the car dealership shredded. He
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: was like he'd lift weights, fucking had like I remember,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: he would have likely cute girlfriends, and she was like
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: fucking balling. My dad stopped talking to him. He was like,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: we didn't come to this country for you to be
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: a car salesman. And then and he just shunned my
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: oldest brother for like a year. They didn't talk.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: I forget I mean in general, I mean not like
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: a girl.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Like great job, great job.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: He looked at it like Kim John with his brother.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You love the Western life so too.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Much, he made he didn't talk to him. A year later,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: my brother goes, I quit my job, I'm going back
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: to school. I'll be a doctor like you want. And
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: now he's a doctor, and I think he likes it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: He's he's actually like a genius.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: He's a physician.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: He's a physician. He's actually like a genius. He's like
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: more than just he's not I don't think he's not
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: good bedside manner, like he's not good at patient stuff,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: but he works on like cancer research stuff, and he's
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: legit a genius. He should be. He shouldn't have been
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: a car dealer guy. My dad did a good job
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: of putting your dad, But I do think that if
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: he was a car dealer, he would be he would
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: have less health problems, he would be less fat, and
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: he would be in better shape, and and he'd probably
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: have the same amount, if not more money, because he
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: makes really good money as a doctor. But yeah, I
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: bet he's paid that off by now. But still for
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: the amount of work that he does and had to
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: do to become where he is, he wouldn't have had
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: to do any of that. He was just an amazing salesman.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: And I actually have a Gucci watch that he got
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: for being one of the top ten salesmen in the
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: country and he gave it to me.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: It's like he's just like he was like, here you go, Broe.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I never wear it. It's like not me at all.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that that's that is very true.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Like Iranian foods or they're like Persian foods, they're they're
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: hell of hard workers out they're good business people.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Dog, I fools.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I learned so much game from from working my time
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: with with uh with Max. Dog Like you know why
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: he did it because and I remember it because he
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: like he gave me a shot when I got that job.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I remember I was like, hey, look man, I'm a salesman.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I could do this, but like I'm going to college
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm like I'm just trying to you know, and
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: then he's like, can you work with me? He's like, bro,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: just keep a certain amount of sales, give you my
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: office and give like literally, there's no sales, there's no
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: sales job. They would fucking let you sell cars and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: go to school on the same schedule, like be like
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do six hours of school and they come
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: back and to be doing homework sometimes, you know, in
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: between things.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: If you're good at sales, you can just come do
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: it for a couple of hours. Yeah, it's all about commission.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: And he's making money off you too, making commissions as
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: like it makes sense.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: He was the cool as fun because he went to college.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: He was like, dude, he's like I was an immigrant here.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: He was like, I went to school. So he's like,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're trying to fucking be better. So he
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: was like cool ass business people. Dog bought a lot
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: of cars from him. Always fix my cars.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I also think all the Iranians who are here, like
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: we're the ones that were able to be like sneaky
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: and negotiating and you know, like conniving enough to get
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: out of Iran.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, you gotta lie about why
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: you're coming over here. You gotta get a passport if.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: You're more like more like you have to be connected
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: in a corrupt system, so like you know, it's like
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: it's corruption to anybody.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: You gotta fu Yeah, you gotta like you.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Gotta know a guy and have money. Yeah, and to
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: have that kind of money, you have to like fucking
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: say fuck you, KFC. I'm gonna fucking you know, you
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: gotta you gotta you gotta be a little bit crazier and.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you just left KFC just for maybe a country,
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: a life in a country that you've never right been to,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: right that mentality. Yeah, the Europeans that left that have
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: the ancestors of Americans. At the end of they your
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: yours were crazy. They got on a boat that they've.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Never seen, they've never seen drawing, and they said, better
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: life if that, if that, and they said, that's crazy,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. It's it's like right now, but it's all
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: about religion. Religion makes people do crazy as ship. So
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, you don't let me be my certain
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: exact kind of Christianity here. Well, then we're gonna get
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: on the Mayflower and we're gonna go to this other
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: and risk and most of us are gonna die. Like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I'll just make it.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I'll just make my old church.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you'll see. They think the Mormons like they
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: just like walked through the desert and ship. Like the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: reason Joshua tree is called Joshua trees because like the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Mormons were like fucking dying walking through the desert and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: they saw the fucked up trees and they were like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: that looks like Joshua and they were like, that's why
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: it's called Joshua trees. It's because he's more.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to see josh I've never been now, I'm
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: just like dead people.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, speaking of acid, bro, you ever see these
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: they're called tripping dots. So we've been micro I'm not
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: a mushroom guy.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I used to be.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: And I stopped after I really like took it too
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: far at Disneyland on time, Like I took it too
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: far to the point where like I realized I sweated
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: through a whole hat dude, like because I just could
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: not be comfortable and it was just bad and I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: used to fuck with them a lot, but I noticed that,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: like when I tried acid for the first time, I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: noticed the comparison was like, Okay, some people when they
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: fuck with ecstasy and then they get Molly, they start
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: fucking with Molly a lot more because it's better or
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: like it's it's better called I don't know. I feel
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: like it's more cleaner. But so I've been fucking with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: the spot called that makes micro dos acid. So I
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: have the spray version and I have this version. They're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: called tripping dots, and ten of these is one tap wow.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: So you can really micro do so like I use.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: So you do like two or three. And I'll go
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: on a bike ride for like twenty six miles or
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: twenty miles and just be rolling through it and it'd
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: be it's it's such an enjoyable feeling. And I used
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: to be so scared to fucking do acid.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Bro. No, I love acid, but I usually don't micro does.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Usually I do. I'll give you something on the go.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I love it, think and appreciate you can take some.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that dating show I did?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's oh yeah with Kim.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: But she wasn't she she was the host he's and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: he works on it too.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Little Did did I.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Know that I'm literally trying to win a fucking porn star.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I go deep down the rabbit hole on his chick
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: and I see videos of she's getting game banged by
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: like four black dudes. Dude, and I'm supposed to kind
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: of want a winner, and I kind of was like, nah,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: like my mouth's misogynistic jokes. Yeah, and then Shinn and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Pack it was a crazy Now you guys still doing that?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the next Ones actually tonight, they're six in there,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: thank you, Doug. Yeah, the next Ones tonight at the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Comedy Store. If anybody wants to go, that's watching right now.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Mention that you're a friend of hormoes at the door
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: and that I told you to come and they'll let
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: you in for free. Say you heard him on the podcast,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: So you heard him on the podcast.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Everybody wants to go tonight?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Right tonight night at ten thirty at the world.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Famous Fools Show, Like I know that there's like at
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: least six fools in the chat room that I don't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: know what they.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Do for it. It's a little different now actually too.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: We added a bucket portion so open micros can come
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: and try and win a date with the girl too.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: So I'm not hitting on the girl. I just I mean,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: she's a Porto, she's gotta be somewhat hot.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: He came in here super shocked.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, people have hobbies.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: This is lucrative, Dude.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: She rules, she's so nice, such a nice girl.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: And I'm not hitting on that's.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Like people ship on sluts. But it's like it's like
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: sluts are just giving consent out to people who need consent,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And it's like there's not
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: enough consent going around if.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: It wasn't for them, these my guys trying to get
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: it without consent.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, or would be in cells who fucking go
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: shoot up the place? Like you need to shout out
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: to sluts for sure?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: What can we say that?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: I like, he said, can you say that? He just
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: said it? Bro, Yeah, tonight, it's not a slut, that's
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the chick. It's a comedian, Sammy Wiser. It's gonna be
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: really funny. Got a killer lineup of comedian, Like secret
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: lineup of comedians competing. I got Soul Trahio and Joel
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Jimenez and Lulu Uh and I have Carrie Thunderwood, the
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Drag Queen as the panel. Kim's in Austin, she's gonna
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: be missed, but this one we don't got Kim. So
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: it's going down tonight.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys pull up and say.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, and it's a dating show.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: That's a show comedy, it's funny. Yeah, but it's it's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: a dating show. Someone wins the prize, she picks winner,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: she picks.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like eight comics or nine comics, go up
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: and do it like a couple of minutes to stand up,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: and then the girl eliminates a couple of them, and
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: then and then and they do a Q and A
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: and she eliminates a couple more and then at the
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: end she has to pick somebody. If the audience picks
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: the same person, they win a date. It's it's it's
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: fun it's wild. It's like different than regular stand up.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's it's it sounds like it's
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: an experience. So if you guys are gonna pull up,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: pull up tonight.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: We should make it a pre YouTube show pregame eight. Honestly,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, how did your you know
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: you said your dad told your brother to co pe
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: a doctor?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Right yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's like, hey, you can't be you can't
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: be selling cars.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't come here for that.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you like wait till he passed and start
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: doing comedy or like.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: How did he?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: How did he?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine that conversation.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Did go very well. Like I didn't start doing stand
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: up until I was twenty seven, okay, and I'm forty
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: two now, so I was already twenty seven and your
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: dad was around in twenty seven. Yeah, he was around,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: but but he couldn't tell me what to do. He
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't I wasn't getting any money from him for for
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: for a while. Yeah. So it's like you can't really
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: tell an adult what to do with their life.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: So I just I mean, but he can for sure
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: just nail and let you know what he thinks of you,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, parents, especially Yeah, Like.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: The truth is, like, uh, I love my dad. He
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: was like a provider and he was a he was
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: a great man in a lot of ways, but we
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: weren't close like that where he could have made me
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: feel bad about my decision. My mom made me feel
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: bad about my decision. She did a good job of
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: it because because he had the ability to do what
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: did she tell you? He was like, god, being a loser.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Be a lawyer. You want to make people laugh. You
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: can be a lawyer and tickle people. Use use the feather,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: tickle people with a feather, and then you can you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: can make them laugh. I didn't cook here for you
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: to be clown. Yeah, she would call me a clown. Yeah,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: you want to be a clown. I'm like, I'm like, no,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: that's not it. But I also like it didn't it
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: didn't work. They say that was hurtful. Yeah, it didn't work. Though.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: It didn't work even a little, like my mom tried,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: and it worked enough for me to write jokes about
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: my mom trying. My dad. My dad, I think he
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: even knew it. I don't think he ever even we
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: ever even talked about it. He knew about it. I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: knew he knew about it, but he just never talked
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: about it. And I was like, I'm fine with that,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: and yeah, and then but after he died, I did
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: start taking some jokes that I would do and twisting
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: them to put like all the negativity on him so
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: that I could move on in my set doing better. So,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: like I used to have a joke where I would say, uh,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: where I would say, like, what up faggots to the crowd,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and then everybody would get all tense, and then I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: would say the chat room, right, they just got And
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: then I would say, let me explain something before before
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I get in trouble. I might call my straight friends faggot,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: but I would never call a gay guy a friend
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: of mine.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: And then you'd say and then and then.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: That would get a big pop, but they'd hate me
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: for the rest of the set because I just said
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: something really omopho big and bad. Right. So then after
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: my dad died, I started saying my dad used to
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: call me a faggot. In his defense, he would only
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: call his straight friends faggot. He would never call a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: gay guy a friend of his. So suddenly they laugh
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: and on him. That's one of the benefits.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds weird, man, that sounds way better.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: But you can never do that without going up there
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: and getting the reps in and figuring out right right, right, yeah,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: because I've done that with a couple, Like I just
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: blame it on someone else exactly.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, put it on your if you can
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: ever make the joke beyond yourself, even even if it's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: not true or like little hit harder.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: One that George told me. I used to a joke
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: where I diss Mexicans and then I go to something else.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, you're really just gonna diss your race and
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: have the people out there. You're not gonna throw throw
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: throw a good one in there, say something good at
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: the end, not saying, don't thiss something. But I don't
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: just land it up like dude, that's you and I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: tell me and I was like, yeah, look, I don't.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It was something that I recognized, but
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: it wasn't to be like yo, you change it up.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, you gotta you gotta sweet, and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be bitter sweet, you know what I mean.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: At the end, it has to like be soothing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Have you got any like any backlash from that, Like
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: you ever had like some some foods coming after you
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to say after the show?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the time. Like uh, I just did some
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: shows in Plano, Texas at the House of Comedy, and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: like I shot on I go through like I go
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: like Mexicans, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Christians, and then Muslims right
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: like I literally try to hit every single ethnic group
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: and religious group and shit on them evenly, like with
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: with like an even number of jokes. Looks like it's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: pretty methodical. And then these like Plino has like a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: big Muslim community.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Rouse up the whole crowd.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Bro. But the thing is, it's like almost every group,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: like Mexicans, ninety nine percent of Mexicans can laugh at
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: stereotypes about Mexicans, ninety nine percent of black people can
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: laugh at stereotypes about black people. Christians laugh about that shit,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Jews laugh about Jewish stereotypes and shit. Like Muslims are sensitive.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: It's like they they're just they're also they're also like
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: just went through a lot like after nine to eleven
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: and shit, So it's like it's a sensitive community. But
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: it's like they don't laugh at their shit very much.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: They don't take that. They don't laugh at the religion
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: being made fun of. You. I can see, yeah, this might.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Be like not a weird thought, but like you don't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: think you should ended a little bit more like they do.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not Muslim, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm saying
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: like like when they were when they like, don't make
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: jokes about my region. Sometime like okay, I feel you do,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like sometimes like yes, then
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: your ground. But then Christians just let you roll through,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: and you're like, well let me keep roasting you.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Muslims like really believe that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean, Like I kind of if Christians
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: started doing it, I would be like, you don't do
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: muscle and kind of respect that they like, he don't
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: talk about that.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: So these Muslims, yeah, I mean, I'm not against them
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: for having their beliefs. I just think I just don't agree.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: But so as as everybody was leaving great shows, I crushed.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like oh great said great, said blah blah blah.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: These Muslims are leaving and they go the Muslim jokes
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: terrible and they walk out and then this Muslim lady
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: really pretty hits me up and she's like, we didn't
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: like those Muslim jokes. The rest of your actor was
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: really good, blah blah blah. She was actually really sweet
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: and usually I don't reply to anybody like that, but
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: like she was so polite and nice that we started
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: talking and I was and she was like, just so
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: you know, there's a large Muslim community in play No,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: and maybe you want to think again about doing those jokes.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: And then I replied. I was like, I know there's
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: a large Muslim community in play No, and I appreciate
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: you guys coming out, but that's also why I did
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: those jokes, because I feel like, if you've got jokes
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: about black people and you hear black people are coming
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: to your show, and you're like, Okay, well I won't
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: tell the black guy, got to test them out, that's
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: fucked up, right, that's racism. If you have jokes that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: only you only tell about black people when it's no
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: black people around, you're a racist. Yeah, you have to
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: say them to the black people.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta test them out in front of.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: The black dog, right. That seems logic.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Dog, When I make the black jokes, and when I've
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: got out there, I'll look at the foods in it
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: to see them, because I'm like, yo, bro, if.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: This ain't funny, and if you're too afraid to say
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: it in front of black people, you shouldn't be taking
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: that joke.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, But here's Okay, remember that one time we
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: went to that open mic.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, first up, First of all, First of all, that
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I was trying different shit, and we didn't know it
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: was a gay open mic, but they did not appreciate them.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: The homeless jokes I made about them being simil the cats,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Like, so I knew. I know his said and you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: went with like the homeless jokes first and they weren't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: hitting at all. I knew he was gonna pussy out
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: on like the fat people joke and all the other stuff.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: But we went to some open mic. I was an
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: open mic, and like it was like super.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Gay bro like, like a woke open mic.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about it. It was like gay night or something.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: It bro like.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: There was a girl up there, there was a dude.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: They went up there did a whole Britney Spears routine.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, this is weird.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: We already had an open mic, yesh, and we.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: And we had already bought a coffee because they made
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: us buy cofee type of ship to perform, and I'm
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: looking at his I'm like, man, we should have left,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: but we kind of already paying, Like, don't be a
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: pussy like this is they say that this is where
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: you grow. And then we get called faggots because we're
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: standing next to each other at this show, so we looked.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Like they called They said faggot to you.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they literally said, hey, you guys together, And then
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at his I'm like, man, they're not together.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Do look like we're together?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: So they're not that one they said faggot, that's what
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: they did. Oh they didn't, but.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: It's not too many like gay feers don't call don't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: call each other that, Like how you know how girl,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know how girls call each other.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: You might have said the F word, but the guy
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: for sure said but also if he's got your boyfriend,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: all suck his dick though, pointing out, yeah, that's true.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: He did get hit on though. He was like, yo,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I'll meet you in the bathroom type of shit. I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: was like, bro, this is a coffee shop. And then
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: we go up there.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: He said that, and we're we're scared to say, are
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: fat people jokes?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: It just got real intense in that room. I was like,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I'm never I'm like, I never went back to that one.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: But then again, there's like there's open mic scene is
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: kind of weird out here.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: If it's not an organic, If it's not an organic,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: like like crowd, Bro, it's hard to get people to
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: show up to open mic And this is just a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: fun spot because who.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: In LA would go to an open mic who's not
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: trying to perform there? Yeah, because there's so many better
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: options for entertainment.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: You become a comics, comic, you'd be a crazy person.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I started in d C where audience members would come
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: to coffee shops and little bars to watch the open
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: mic that night. You'd have real audience. It was crazy, dope.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: You got to like that. I think so because it's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: like there's only a couple of comedy clubs and it's
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: like a big city, uh, and they don't have like
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: all these artists like LA and New York and Chicago.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Like that's I think that's a big reason why. Like
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: somebody like Joey Diaz will fucking tell you. He was like,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you want to know if you're fucking good. He's like,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: go to the middle of fucking no where, cock soaker,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: He's like he's like he's like, go perform and see
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: if you fucking do good.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's true. I think like because they go
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: to the middle of the country and go to Texas
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: and places like that and perform for regular people. But
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: also the hardest place to perform, I think is like
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: a comedy club that gets tourists from all over the country,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: like Vegas, like Vegas, LA or New York tourist comedy clubs,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: because you literally have a cross section of everybody in
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: the country and they're tired, you know, because at our
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: level you're going up late when they're tired and and uh,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: and they're like it's like if you're a Texas like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: you know, you can do jokes that like are towards
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: conservative Texas type people, and you know that's gonna hit
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: if you're in the Bay, you know, like, oh I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: do all my fucking softest shit. Don't fucking yeah, don't
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: fuck in the bay. You say, if you say the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: word homophobic, they're like, oh, I don't like this guy
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: at all. I can't. You can't say, you're gonna like
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: I ate such a big dick in the Bay. The
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: night that Donald Trump got elected, when he beat Hillary,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: I was doing this show at this big theater in
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: the Bay and it paid like five hundred bucks. It
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: was like awesome, And they were like it's usually sold out,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: but tonight because Donald Trump won, everybody in the Bay
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: was like sad and and and like stayed in so
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: and and there was like some it was like maybe
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: like forty forty people in this like five hundred seat theater.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Forty people spread out.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: And did they still drop the five X for you?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they still gave everybody's the money. Yeah, they still
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: gave everybody the money they're supposed to. But it was
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: like a terrible show. Very few people. And those people
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: were like just crying in the lobby a second ago,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: hugging each other, Oh my god, like Hillary didn't win,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Like they were just devastated. And so I go up.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I go up, and I've just been doing spots mainly
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: at the store, late night spots in front of scumbags,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: right and and and so I'm like, I'm in my bag.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I think, you know, I'm like, oh wait till they
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: hear my shit. I don't even think this is a
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: different place. I go up, and I go I think
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: I'm homophobic, And everybody's like, who the fuck is this
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: piece of shit? And then I say, like, there's certain
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: aspects of gay sex that make me want to throw up,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: like when the guy sticks his dick down my throat,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I always get a gag reflex. And this joke's been
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: crushing at the store. Right, It's like, fucking great, mister act.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: You think I'm homophobic, I'm a gay guy, right, nothing
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: just angry faces like and I go, oh, fuck, I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: should have done the like I got made fun of
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: growing up jokes. First, eat a dick for the ten
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: minutes set, get off stage, get handed a five hundred
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: dollars check, and I'm like, sorry, but the lesson learned though,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: You got to like know where you are and know
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: what audience you're performing in front of, and and like
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: unless you don't give a fuck about just eating the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: biggest dick that was the biggest.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: As the LA comedy just let not care. Has the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: LA common scene changed, Like would you say after the pandemic,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: would you say, like it's super you know I'm saying
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: it's super Percy. No, I'm talking about the crowds now,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: I'm talking have the crowds changed from like when Rogan
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: because everyone, like I've heard a lot of people saying
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: they're super See, I can't really fucking go hard still.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, I don't know. I say everything
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: I want to say. Maybe maybe they're a little bit
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: more PC, but maybe not. I don't know. It seemed
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: like it was PC back then too, though, you know.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: What I'm talking about most people, I'm actually all the
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: podcasts they're saying that the crowds in Texas is better.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: They come down.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: The crowds in Texas are insanely good.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Fucking like, the.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Crowds in Texas are the best. But if you want
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: to shoot a special doing in Texas, like those gods
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: are gonna laugh harder at and more. But uh, but
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: that's also why I like LA. It's like because it's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: like if a joke gets laughs from twenty tired people
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: or twenty if a joke can make it like especially
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: the fucking shit that I say that like fucked up
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: shit that I say, because I try to say fucked
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: up shit and get away with it. That's like my thing, right,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: and so if if I can get away with it
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: in LA, it's it's it's fucking it had to it
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: has to be so good that the woke LA douchebags.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: I have to laugh, you know, like that's why I
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: love Jessel Nick so much. He's doing it in LA
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: building the craziest fucking stand up act.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to say to to answer
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: your question or to answer to it, that it's just
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: that La longer the only fish and the big fish
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: in the pond.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Bro La. I mean New York's one, Yeah, clear, New
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: York is number one.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: But there's like, yeah, there's all these different hubs now
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: that are doing with your daddad with KFC. They're just like,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: we'll just take what they're doing right, and we'll fucking
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: build these buildings and build the community. And and guess what,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: those places are cheaper than LA. You can fucking get
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: more money.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then than out here in La. The mothership rules.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a better quality of life in some
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: of these places.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: And if you think that these places they don't know
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: about the quality of life, they got to live in
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: the weather of Austin. We got the weather of l a.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: The quality of life for me involves like when I
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: wake up and I go walk up a mountain and
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: I smoke a joint and breathe LA air and I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: go and sell swampionships and.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Important I smoke a joint. I don't have to get
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: there as they're cool with it just because they're fucking
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: fucking Rogan showed up and all of a sudden, all right,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: But in taxes, you go into like four or Dallas,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: all those states, and you get caught with some weed
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: you can do some time.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I get no, I get it.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: It's like I was in Dallas smoking hella weed. People
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: told me they're like, be careful.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Vaypen's good luck you get caught with the vaypen.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: That's considered like, uh, Jason Rosse told.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Me, Yeah, I bought cigarettes just to just in case
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I saw like people coming by. I would light a
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: cigarette and just have a lit cigarette so that they
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: think the smoke's from this cigarette that I'm holding. Yeah, no,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's wild, I guess.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: But some people can make those sacrifices bro to technically
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: have a better quality of life. Some people just like
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: they don't care about the weather. They're just like, hey,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: bro Red's cheaper and I live comfortable.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I if I got like because some people
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: let the mothership get like I think six hundred a spot,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Like if you're passed by Rogan into those spots, you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: get six hundred a show. That's like you're making thousands
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: a week just doing stand up comedy at your home club.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: How good do you got to be?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: It's not letting a lot of people want That's what
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: But if you get to that point, yeah, it's like,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: who wouldn't move there? I don't make too much money
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: and make a great living in and perform in front
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: of the great crowds. But I still think that performing
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: in front of crowds that laugh like harder makes your
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: jokes have to be better. It's like what how you
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: sharpen your weapon. It's that New York's the best because
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: they have tough crowds and a lot of stage time.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Austin's got an argument for being second place right now
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: because they've got more stage time. I think for for
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: for the size of the group, it is it's like
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: more stage time than you can get in LA because
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: you have to drive so much. You'd have to be
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: in at laugh Factory, Improv and the comedy store like
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Superstar in where you can just show up and do
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: all the clubs to get as much stage time.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: And people I've heard it, hey, let me go up
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: before because I'm trying to get the home run or
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: call it like, yeah, I got a tat trick hat trick.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: That'll be like yo, like can I go up before
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: because I'm trying to get the hat trick And that
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: means they got to hit all three of them. And
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: it's like it's.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: There's the Hollywood hat trick, which is a laugh factory,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: improv comedy store, and then there's a comedy store hat
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: trick where it's all three rooms in the comedy store. Yeah,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: and then and then there's and then there's like probably
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: like but.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: You can do that in New York like every day.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean if you're in you don't have
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: to be a superstar.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can still you can still perform like I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: heard it, like four am, three am. There's clubs that
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: just keep going on, like because people people out there
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: stay up.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: You know, it's hard to be living that life.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Let me let me ask you say they stay up
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: because there are a lot of stuffs. If LA became
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: four in the morning hours city, do you think it
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: would change? Do you really think people would go out
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: do you think people because we're in New York where
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: I'm chilling in the homies, like we're leaving out.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: How mad did we used to get? How mad did
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: we used to get when we were coked out? They
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: were getting kicked out of the comedy store a two am, some.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: People would chill. New York is different though, too. It's
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: like New York is densely packed with eight million people
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: in a small island, right or like a small few
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: islands like here, we're spread out with with like what
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: like six million or something like that spread out. So
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: it's like, you, it's harder because a four am seller show.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they do shows that late, but
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: if you had a show, a comedy club running a
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: four am show, and there's eight million people, not eight million,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: but if there's a million people that could walk or
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: take a short ride to come to the show, like
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: even at four in the morning, there might be a
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: few thousand people who are interested in doing that. Here,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: it's like it's much harder. And with driving being a thing,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: if they pulled up the DUIs and what people are
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: more worried about is people who are six am still
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: drunk while people are on the road going to work.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: That's why it's always been two, because it's like four
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: hours to sober. Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's pep go sober up and then people don't
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: crash into drunk people for yeah sake, sam My destruction
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: workers going to work. Yeah yeah, Mexicans, you know you
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: want Mexicans crashed into.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: The I didn't really think that that was the whole
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: road behind it. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure. I mean
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: because they had been used to.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: When I used to be younger and you used to
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: take it to the limit and just be drunk, you
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: had to work the next day. There was times where
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: you would feel like, fuck, I still feel fucked up
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, and you and you're like, but I've
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: been asleep for a little bit, so I must be cool.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, man, alcohol poisoning. You never been close to that.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I mean, I've thrown up, that's
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: alcol Alcohol poison is throwing up period generally and generally,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: but I've never needed thrown up getting my stomach.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: I've never blacked out. You never blacked out, but you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: never I've never. No, I don't drink a lot, but
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: but if I drink, it's tequila. I might have, like, like,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: I remember when Brody Stevens died, I was drinking a
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: lot those weeks after. I would probably drink like ten
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: to twelve shots. You out, I still remember. Yeah, it
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: takes it. I didn't forget.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: I remember the whole You can't remember the whole ninth tho.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I don't remember the whole night. Ever. I don't remember
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: the beginning of this podcast. I smoke weed constantly, Like
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I don't remember anything, so maybe I'm constantly blocking that
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: I do one hundred percent agree that the weed will
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: wipe out certain memory parts. Bro, You'll start forgetting shit
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: because you know, like I told you, I hired my
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: little cousin and start helping me out with different ship
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: and I get so impressed at the fact that he's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: just able to retain fucking instructions and not funk shit up. Bro,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Like like I'm like, somebody will tell me. I'm like,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: what I got to record you telling me these structure sucker,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: we play it later. It takes it, bro, but yeah,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, this is a sober mind. Yeah,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: there's nothing we.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, you get off weed for like a day
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: and you're like Oh my brain's back, But fuck that shit.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna take more than a day, bro,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Like I think I come. I think my brain falls out.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Like when I go to Japan. Do you ever take
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: a break? When I went through and I go to Japan,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: I go every year and then to go like at
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: least ten days.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: It's like a semi break. I threw a twelve hour break.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's not twelve the first time.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: But you know what, though, I want to say they
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: say a month is okay.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I want to say this though, man, Like I've been
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: smoking for constantly, like secutively, back to back for ten years,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: like NonStop.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: It because I've been here for ten years, just every day,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Right when I went to your Pan the first time,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: and I didn't have a connection out there, and for
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: the first five fucking days, bro, I was Leonardo DiCaprio
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: in fucking basketball Diaries, and my girlfriend was freaking the
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: fuck out.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: She's like jerking off on a roof. No no no, no,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: no no no no.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: You know when he's going through with raws and he
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: feels sick and all this shit, Bro, I was throwing
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: from me yes, and I couldnot fucking believe this because
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this makes no fucking sense.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you didn't have like food poisoning or something
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't have. I literally had just got there and
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: it didn't kick until like maybe the second day, and
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: The only thing I had eight the first day was
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: a fucking like literally.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Which is the most safest thing you could eat before
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: you start exploring the Japanese food. I was there for
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: ten days, bro, and I had like the fucking sweats
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: and all this fucking crazy. I'm like, am I a
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: drug addict? Like I was like, this is like I
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: started to feel weird. But as soon as I got
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: like not that, as soon as I got a pan, bro,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: but like when I got the.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Pan after that ship, Bro, you got a pen in Japan?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a homie out there that that he's
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: plugged in.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah. So every every time I go out there,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: I'm chilling, Bro, thank God, I'm chilling. Shout out to you, dog.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I always stop. When we go to the Philippines, my
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: girl's Filipino. We go there, like that's a longer flight though, man,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: yeah we we You died out there to Tokyo Airport
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: and then from there to to Manila cause you can
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: and like in the Philippines, that ship is nuts bro,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: like there there are drug policies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: don't try to. I'm not gonna like we thought about
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: bringing some edibles, but I'm like, I don't even like edibles.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why why would I bring. I'm like, I'll
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: just take a break. And it was great. Uh It's
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: like I think, when you go somewhere that fun, you
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: don't need it.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't, because I didn't find myself hitting
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: the pin like twenty four cent. But then again, you're busy.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but then again, like I look at it,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, listen, man, these cops ain't gonna fucking
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: give a fuck about searching you. They're gonna literally really
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: do it if they have to, and if you get
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: caught with it Japanese Joe, they teach you the lesson there.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a vacation. It's not. Have you seen
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: the documentary to that ship.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong, it's like it's kind
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: of like it's kind of like you're send you to
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: boot camp, which is like reformation camp. It's a it's
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: it's hell of intense bro punishment.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: It's kind of tight though, you know, it's like they
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: should try to take out like everything we did to
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Japanese people in like internment camps on the few that
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: come over, a few Americans who come over and disrespect them.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: You know, you're like, what did you guys do to
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: us when we went over there?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Be like, oh, build it. They just knew, they knew
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: all the yeah. Yeah, and and prostitutes exposed to radiation.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Be like, what's up? I just think that was more
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Chinese people building the railroad.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe, but I know during World War Two for sure,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: for sure, we had concentration camps on any of the Japanese.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all of it.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the president, the president pretty much was like, yeah,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: they're the enemy county.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: You either had to move east of the Mississippi or
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: you went into a camp.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I had to go to camp.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Super fun. Up.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: It's crazy how they were all mad about the Jewish camp.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah right here. Yeah, literally, not less bad. Our camps
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: weren't as bad, not as bad. Camps were more fun.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: We weren't putting we were we weren't putting foods in
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: the microwave Dog show like we were just feeding the
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: microwave food.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, their camps were fun your better jokes though, Yeah,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: for sure. The German camps had funnier jew comics in
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: the bigs, you know, those guys were hilarious. Yeah, yeah, bro.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: I always I always talk about, like, I'm like, okay, obviously,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: to get through that kind of fucking thing like the Holocaust,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: like you have to have a sense of humor to
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: survive as a people, right, Like that makes sense. But
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: also to me, it makes sense that like if if,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: if there's Nazi guards who are choosing who they're gonna
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: throw in to kill first and who they're gonna kill last,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: they're gonna kill the ones who aren't giving them hilarious
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: jokes every day, right, And it makes sense out of
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: millions how many six million Jews, six million Jews, there's
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: gonna be one hundred comics or really funny joke writers.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: So you're saying there's like, say, have a chance of surviving.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying I'm saying,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: if we're in that situation and and there's these guards
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: and there's these other guys crying and like and like
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: and and shivering and then there's like me and you
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: and we're just like and we're just like blah blah blah.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: Looks like blah blah blah. The guy's a dying laughing,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: and he's like, these guys make it more fun. You
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: guys are in.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: And then when it ends and and we didn't die,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: he's like, no, no, no, no kids. And that kid's
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Larry David Woody, Allen whatever. Jerry Seinfeld.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, dude, because I've always wondered. I was like that,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: because I've always I've said this joke before. I was like, yo,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: I swear to God, if I was in the concentration camps,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna die. My best way is to
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: make him laugh. The only way to stake, Like if
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: you may kill her, laugh, you might let you stay.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: You one chance, have the energy to fucking laugh. Then
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: nurse like, no, you you you know.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: You're not laughing.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for me, you got one joke.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: This is it's like Michie Shore, you got one chance?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Did you meet her?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: No? I saw her once, like she was like in
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: a wheelchair, brought in for like an anniversary uh like party,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: but uh no, she was she was like already. I think, Uh,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: what she like, she's sick. Did she have Parkinson's or something?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Oh damn that when you can't stop shaking? Right, Yeah,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: I think she had either Parkinson's or multiple sclerosis. She
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: she either had one or more than one sclerosis.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Well, that shit sucks, dog, Like when you get old
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: and you get old and like you just start shutting down.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: I'd rather that the dementia.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one thousand percent.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Knock on wood. I don't want that ship, bro, Like
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: that shit is scary.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Watch I watched a movie on it.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: I was My grandma was recently passed. She had dementia.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: It wasn't crazy bad, but like it was sad, bro,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm kind of like, in a way, I'm kind
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: of happy that I that she went when she went,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: because I wouldn't like that to go on a more
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: gradual level and then her being.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: Like sick of complications, you know. But then again, she
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: was almost one hundred. She was ninety nine.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Like I've always started imagine having grandparents to your parents
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: and they're like, who are you? I don't know you.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that suck, dude.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: And I've heard I've heard my I've heard it say
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: where they like, I feel some love for you, but
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I love you so weird and
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: it's so weird, and you're going, I mean, the first
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: couple of times you cry obviously, but eventually you're like, hey,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: you gotta explain it to g I'm.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: Your son, right, it just becomes what it is.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it becomes what it is. But just that first
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: time where your mom's telling you, I don't know who
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: you are?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: That's wild. That would be that would destroy me.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, destroy Yeah, it's I think I was just like, whoa,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: So that one's sad like it is horrible?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Too?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Was the ASL? Would you have done the ASL challenge? Dog?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Where they wait?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: You remember that?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: Remember how did they make money for? How does how
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: does dumping water on you make any money for? ASL?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: How does okay that that ship? Maybe I'm not a scientist.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how how does that work?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: If you don't do it? You? Yeah, we had a
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: fucking drought going on here, people wasting water. Literally, just
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: donate money. Shouldn't it shouldn't have been like dump a
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: bucket of money towards this cause how did how did
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: they make it? Really? How did they make money for that?
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, yeah, you should have been able
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: to if you wanted the clips to go viral, you
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: should have been able to donate some money. That way
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: they actually raise some money. And then you do a
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: stupid video because the video itself doesn't.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: You don't get anything. Or was it like you challenge somebody,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: you say like, hey, X, you dump a bucket of
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: ice water on you and I'll donate this much money?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: Is that what it was? What was that outside outside?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I don't know.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: I lost my train, I thought, I thought, I don't
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: know where that came from. But but yeah, the A
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: s L challenge, I don't get where they get where
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: they get that. Have you ever done like the ice
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: bath ors or anything like that.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: I've done an ice that shoul It's dope in high school.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: You know in high school that they'd have they would
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: have ice pass and you go in there like after
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: a soccer game, and then let's use because we thought
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: we were athletes at the Aspect fucking program at fuck
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: out of here, We're not d one. I really got
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: a two point no.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: No, but I hate that ship. But but I do it.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: I've done it hardest.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Well, have you done any challenges on I feel like
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: you're like a like a. I feel like if if
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: I did twenty push ups and I sent you push
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: up challenges on do it, I could see you for
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: what money? Nah? Just you know the challenges people challenge
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: each other for, Like you've seeing that people on Instagram
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: be like so and so challenged me to do ten
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: push ups, not doing and then you change someone else.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: I've got to know it.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like when I was younger, like me and my roommate,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: I remember he thought he could do more push ups
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: than me. He was like and I was like I
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: was shredded back then. It's not like now where I
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: but I was like, there's no way. And then we
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: started going and I think he did like eighty and
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: and and then stopped and I and I was like,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to one hundred. I'm like I once you're
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: an eighty, Like, how do you not like fucking crank
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: out twenty more? Even if their garbage like get them,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: get it, you know, you just like fucking do it.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen well?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: And of course you're not gonna get those ads, But
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: sometimes you get those ads would be like we're willing
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: to try this workout routine. What's google for free? But
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: you gotta be dedicated, right, and then they'll be like
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: thirty days. But I'm like oooh like that thirty days right,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: and you're like you get shredded, right, I'm just like
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna shoot you up with some shit like
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of experiments they are. And I'm
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: sure you sign your life away to these things though,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: you know where they're.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: Just like every like like P ninety X.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: No, it's like this, like they're like, hey man, we're
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: like we're trying this revolutionary like boot camp transformation. They'll
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: do it for free, but you gotta like sign up
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: completely and for like those thirty like to forty days.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: But like you do exactly what they say, like you
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: literally pretty much sign up for that. It's free if
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: you make it through.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't do hard. You wouldn't do hard, the hard
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: seventy five. But what do they call that? One hard
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: seventy five? Hard sixty five?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Like the hard R, Super hard R, the Hard R
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: seventy nine.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Nah, I don't. I don't what is it?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, but that's just working out. It's not really
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: like it's I'm talking about like, Okay, let's just say
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: we all got casted for like three hundred, right, like
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: they're they're filming three hundred part two and nose supposed
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: have to be jacked and has to be real like
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: you have. That's some intense routine workout they have to.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: They couldn't do a three hundred part two because the
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Persians killed all all three hundred. Yeah, I mean people
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: that'd be like the Persians won that war. That is true.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: At the end, I was like this was where our
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: number they lost?
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: There was a great military strategy and all that, but
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: eventually the Persians won that war and then eventually what's
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: his name Alexander the Great I think took over and
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: some other guy like took over the Persian empires. But
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: has there ever been in like what's the Last Reason
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: Alexander movie? Ever?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: Because honestly, I think that movie has to be done right,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: because yeah, I don't feel that it has ever ever.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: There's a Netflix thing that they made that was Fire,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: but it was like a documentary with like like yes,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: I think it was good because that.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: Food lost it all over a bitch, right. I think
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: the Roman Empire fell over a woman like it because
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: I think I think.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: He I think he like. I don't think he fell ever,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: I think Alexander the Great like was was great. I think, uh,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: who's the other guy that got betrayed? He went and
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: took over Rome as like revenge for his people getting
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: like invaded by Rome.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, I says, I think it's just googleable, it said.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: It's demise can be attributed to many factors, especially internal corruption, division,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: and outside invasion. As Rome grew in size the population,
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  Speaker 1: the rulers of Rome became very corrupt.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like, you know, familiar. Rather than serving the interest
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  Speaker 1: of vampire rulers, generals and politicians became more concerned with
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  Speaker 1: protecting themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's like way after Alexander the Great. Okay, so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's great. Alexander the Great legit like just conquered everybody
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  Speaker 2: and just fucked everybody up and was just like one
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  Speaker 2: of the geniuses who first came up with different military
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  Speaker 2: strategies and shited that history is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But like all that, I feel like it has to
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  Speaker 1: be done with, Like the right in the right time.
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  Speaker 1: Like remember when you see the first version of the
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  Speaker 1: Hook that came out in two thousand and three, horrible CGI,
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  Speaker 1: and then you see the current version or the last
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  Speaker 1: couple versions, but the exception of the fucking Avengers one
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  Speaker 1: where they fucking made them all gay, but the current
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  Speaker 1: other ones pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking stick ass hoax, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like it should have been done, like should have been done,
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  Speaker 1: and it's at the right time. And I think now,
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  Speaker 1: like a movie like that would probably kill bro But
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  Speaker 1: it's like looking at two K when it first came
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  Speaker 1: out and it's all like boxy and terrible, and now
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  Speaker 1: it like legit looks insane, Like it looks like you're.
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  Speaker 2: Watching a game you guys just gotten so good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, CGI, plus the AI shit that ships on
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  Speaker 1: a whole other level, BROV.
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  Speaker 2: I mean to play that game where you just go
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  Speaker 2: I mean to random to shoot people. Yeah, that that
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  Speaker 2: game where you shoot sluts in the face with your com.
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  Speaker 1: There's like different there's different ones.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody. I don't. I don't believe that anybody owns a
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  Speaker 2: VR headset. Who doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not touching any man's VR unless it's right out
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  Speaker 3: the box like like we can test do you have do.
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  Speaker 2: You have alcohol swabs? Like a dab break?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, legit, we're gonna suit your VR. Yeah straight up.
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  Speaker 3: Two and then do four, you'll feel that you did four, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've only gone to like six of these, so like,
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  Speaker 2: never come close to the deep end?
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  Speaker 1: I hate not being in control.
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  Speaker 3: You won't be in control. You will not be in control.
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  Speaker 2: The deep end is horrible. I've only been once never again.
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  Speaker 3: But it is fun when you get right before the
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  Speaker 3: deep end.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, right before you go to closer.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I should you got way to do?
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  Speaker 2: on my birthday one year, I was like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: was like, is my brain like this forever?
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  Speaker 1: Like hopefully Bart's pulls up with some Tamahawks. That would
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