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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on Artists on Artists on artists.
- 0:07Speaker 1: This week, bring your bestie, bring your hobby. We're talking
- 0:10Speaker 1: to Hollywood's biggest power couples.
- 0:13Speaker 2: From Greta Gerwig and Noah baumbback to other people who've
- 0:17Speaker 2: dated and loved each other or worked together. These power
- 0:21Speaker 2: couples have made the movies. You know and love both
- 0:25Speaker 2: of them.
- 0:27Speaker 3: So come on home, get your loved one, and pull
- 0:31Speaker 3: out final draft.
- 0:32Speaker 4: Let's listen in.
- 0:36Speaker 5: Wow, this is crazy. Everybody's gathered in a room as
- 0:40Speaker 5: a couple.
- 0:41Speaker 1: I feel like we're in Crossroads West Hollywood.
- 0:50Speaker 6: I feel like we're in Soho Works.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Another one we.
- 1:02Speaker 6: Work working on your pix. That a little bit.
- 1:11Speaker 7: Wow.
- 1:11Speaker 5: I cannot believe that it's so rare to get, you know,
- 1:14Speaker 5: three crazy, powerful couples like this in a room together.
- 1:18Speaker 1: I would say, I mean, it's breath.
- 1:20Speaker 6: The industry shakes, and.
- 1:24Speaker 4: If we kiss, the industry jumps. Let's just change it.
- 1:32Speaker 5: I'll rewrite it later.
- 1:33Speaker 8: Okay, Well, why don't we go around.
- 1:35Speaker 5: And introduce the couples themselves. Who let's go first?
- 1:39Speaker 6: Yeah? Well, okay, we can go, Yeah.
- 1:42Speaker 1: We can go ahead. Sure, sure.
- 1:44Speaker 6: My name is Branner.
- 1:46Speaker 9: McFly and I am Dustin Wentworth.
- 1:53Speaker 6: And we are a Hollywood power duo.
- 1:56Speaker 1: We certainly are. You've seen us at all the parties,
- 1:59Speaker 1: and we have Proctice coming out.
- 2:00Speaker 6: We have lots of projects coming out.
- 2:02Speaker 1: We're big deals.
- 2:03Speaker 6: We're big deals.
- 2:05Speaker 2: We're sort of the bad boys of the Animal Planet space.
- 2:09Speaker 2: We've sort of been subverting the genre in ways that
- 2:13Speaker 2: people have called off putting and enticing.
- 2:18Speaker 10: Yeah, we've been introducing bad boys into animals enclosures at
- 2:22Speaker 10: zeus Wow.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah, So people who think.
- 2:25Speaker 10: They're tough, we put them in with animals and we
- 2:28Speaker 10: show them that they're not tough.
- 2:31Speaker 5: New show, your new Animal Planet show. Are you as
- 2:34Speaker 5: tough as an animal?
- 2:36Speaker 2: We find men, it's sort of like a queer eye.
- 2:39Speaker 2: We find men who are a little too.
- 2:41Speaker 6: Big for their breeches. Yeah, and need some help.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Sounds like an anti queer eye. Yeah, putting them down.
- 2:49Speaker 2: We take them down at Pegger two when they have
- 2:52Speaker 2: to see if they can engage with.
- 2:54Speaker 6: A lion and what that conversation looks like.
- 2:57Speaker 10: Yeah, it's pretty intense. And then you know that's not
- 2:59Speaker 10: all we do. We also go on a lot of
- 3:02Speaker 10: vacations and we post a lot of our funny complaints
- 3:08Speaker 10: we send back to the hotels.
- 3:10Speaker 1: After they screw something up. Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got a lot of funny.
- 3:13Speaker 2: We are influencers on Yelp. We have written a lot
- 3:17Speaker 2: of reviews and we are very prolific in that. Yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 2: and I love going to Aruba.
- 3:24Speaker 8: We love Aruba.
- 3:26Speaker 6: We really disrupt the Aruba space.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 3:30Speaker 8: Together.
- 3:31Speaker 10: Yeah, we're together for twenty five years. We're now divorced,
- 3:34Speaker 10: and we're just business partners.
- 3:36Speaker 6: We're just business partners who go to Aruba.
- 3:38Speaker 11: Yeah, how are you dating other people?
- 3:42Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeh yeah, we're definitely dating other people.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:45Speaker 2: We each get a plus one plus one, but we
- 3:48Speaker 2: share a bed oney, the four of you.
- 3:52Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, four of us do. Yeah, share, but we
- 3:55Speaker 10: put a towel in the middle. So it's so it's
- 3:58Speaker 10: kosher because never the me, No, no.
- 4:01Speaker 6: Except we have to be in the look. We're phasing out.
- 4:04Speaker 1: When you've been with.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Someone for twenty five years, you got to phase out
- 4:07Speaker 2: a lot of the things.
- 4:08Speaker 10: I love Brainner, I love what we got together, Dustin made.
- 4:11Speaker 10: I love everything we did. But but it's over.
- 4:14Speaker 1: I love Dustin.
- 4:15Speaker 6: We're not in love.
- 4:16Speaker 1: We're not in love.
- 4:17Speaker 8: I love you though, Yeah, I love you.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Love is gone.
- 4:20Speaker 2: I love you, honey. When are you coming home tonight?
- 4:23Speaker 2: I feel nothing when I look at you exactly.
- 4:25Speaker 8: Wow.
- 4:25Speaker 5: Okay, so you guys got a lot going on. Ye
- 4:31Speaker 5: divorced and going to Aruba.
- 4:32Speaker 1: I love that totally. We're very in love.
- 4:36Speaker 6: We are.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Cheers, cheers Okay. Today For those of you who don't know,
- 4:42Speaker 1: my name is Brick Anderson, and I'm Diane, a.
- 4:48Speaker 5: Little Beyonce thing going absolutely.
- 4:50Speaker 1: A lot of people say that Diane is the Beyonce
- 4:53Speaker 1: of British Neo newar filmmaking.
- 4:56Speaker 8: Wow.
- 4:57Speaker 11: We met How long ago is it now?
- 5:00Speaker 1: Thirty thirty days, days ago, days at an academy. It
- 5:07Speaker 1: was unbelievable. We were at an academy, a film academy.
- 5:09Speaker 7: We we've been studying film for Oh my god, I
- 5:13Speaker 7: mean years, you less than I, yes, quite a while.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Diane is much older than much older. I didn't want
- 5:19Speaker 1: to bring it up.
- 5:19Speaker 5: I didn't want to even at all, I know, but
- 5:26Speaker 5: we met there and we both just had this passion
- 5:29Speaker 5: for film and for this new age of film that
- 5:34Speaker 5: we wanted to create.
- 5:35Speaker 7: And I feel like now we're doing it. We just
- 5:37Speaker 7: had a short in sundowns.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Congratulations, thank you so much.
- 5:42Speaker 7: And now we're about to We just got we're going
- 5:44Speaker 7: to do our first feature.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing our first feature. It's really exciting. Yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 1: we're expanding out our short, which, like Dane said, was
- 5:51Speaker 1: at Sundance if you've heard of it, and it was
- 5:56Speaker 1: a psycho sexual thriller and something about our We really
- 6:02Speaker 1: care about having things feel real, authentic, authentic. Yes, yeah,
- 6:10Speaker 1: we want things to feel as real as possible. So well,
- 6:12Speaker 1: let's say, for example, if I were to kiss Diane,
- 6:17Speaker 1: we would capture that.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and are you is there another.
- 6:24Speaker 6: I don't know, bod We.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Do a lot of things. We do a lot of
- 6:29Speaker 1: different angles. We do hidden cameras, we do up close
- 6:32Speaker 1: handheld pov We do all kinds of stuff in our movies.
- 6:35Speaker 1: And yeah, both handheld pov Is that one thing? Up
- 6:39Speaker 1: close handheld povs?
- 6:40Speaker 8: Yes?
- 6:41Speaker 4: Is that?
- 6:42Speaker 2: So you've got go pros as you're making as the
- 6:46Speaker 2: love is, as the as the.
- 6:47Speaker 6: Sex is happening, Yes, go pros in your hands.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yes, well, go go pros on our foreheads, okay, and
- 6:53Speaker 1: then old old school film cameras on our hands and
- 6:57Speaker 1: the two of you it's the two of us sometimes
- 6:59Speaker 1: features other people.
- 7:02Speaker 4: I love that.
- 7:02Speaker 3: I think I saw your proof of concept at sun Dance,
- 7:05Speaker 3: and I think it was so good. I loved when
- 7:07Speaker 3: you used the dad cam on your hands as like,
- 7:11Speaker 3: uh uh, honey, what's it called when when someone's.
- 7:14Speaker 4: Locked up in jail and it's.
- 7:16Speaker 7: Hand cutting cuffs? Handcuffs? No, but we just it's important
- 7:26Speaker 7: to us that the sex is real. So when we're
- 7:28Speaker 7: having sex on or when any of us starts having
- 7:31Speaker 7: sex on camera, it's really sex.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Simulation very important. We do not believe in simulating anything.
- 7:39Speaker 1: We don't do simulating. We don't do body doubles, we
- 7:41Speaker 1: don't do stock double.
- 7:41Speaker 7: Tell them what that that teacher of us said about.
- 7:45Speaker 1: So we took a class that was acting for the
- 7:47Speaker 1: director's eye. I love unbelieva it was an unbelievable experience.
- 7:51Speaker 1: But she said acting is reacting And I had never
- 7:57Speaker 1: heard anything like that. You hadn't heard that. I had never.
- 8:00Speaker 6: It's interesting because you've been in the industry for quite
- 8:02Speaker 6: a while.
- 8:04Speaker 7: Absolutely I heard it, but I had never. I mean
- 8:07Speaker 7: I've heard it like that.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Well, I thought you haven't heard it in an American accent.
- 8:11Speaker 11: No, No, I had not, and when we did that,
- 8:14Speaker 11: we said, well, how.
- 8:14Speaker 7: Can we be having sex on camera or have our
- 8:19Speaker 7: actors having sex on camera and not have them being
- 8:22Speaker 7: sexually stimulated. That's not that's not really reacting. That's not reacting.
- 8:28Speaker 7: So we realized there was a there was a spot
- 8:31Speaker 7: in the market for real sex on camera that had
- 8:35Speaker 7: never been explored before.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Maybe I do feel like there is a market for it,
- 8:39Speaker 3: maybe just like a different Yeah, what said thing that
- 8:43Speaker 3: you always ask to put on the TV when I go.
- 8:45Speaker 1: On a walk. I don't know what you're talking about.
- 8:47Speaker 4: It's real sex on camera.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Real sex on camera. A porn yeah, no, no, no,
- 8:55Speaker 1: this is not like and no disrespect to the porn industry. No, no,
- 9:00Speaker 1: with incredible industry. We're big fans. It's just very different
- 9:04Speaker 1: from what we do.
- 9:05Speaker 6: It's interesting, Yeah.
- 9:07Speaker 5: Because I will say, I mean, you're short at Sundance
- 9:10Speaker 5: was amazing. It was called Stepsisters Locked out Side, Yes, yep,
- 9:14Speaker 5: and We'll do anything to come in.
- 9:16Speaker 8: Yes.
- 9:17Speaker 5: I thought that was an interesting title and I couldn't
- 9:20Speaker 5: help but feel it's what I what I kind of
- 9:24Speaker 5: asked to put on when she goes on walks, which is.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Porn interesting, interesting, I'm hearing what you're saying. I am
- 9:31Speaker 1: hearing what you're saying, and I think that's such an
- 9:32Speaker 1: interesting point of view to have, kind of the way
- 9:36Speaker 1: that man conceptualizes what is art. That's so interesting to me.
- 9:41Speaker 1: That's so interesting to me. But no, very different, very different.
- 9:45Speaker 5: Than what's your movie called?
- 9:46Speaker 1: Our movie that you just got optioned?
- 9:49Speaker 5: Do you have it?
- 9:49Speaker 1: Do you have We haven't announced it yet? Sorry, sorry,
- 9:52Speaker 1: maybe here it comes TMZ. You heard it first, you
- 9:56Speaker 1: can tell.
- 9:56Speaker 11: Them, all right, it's called herery got we really really
- 10:05Speaker 11: it's cold. Wake Up on the farm, the cock colls,
- 10:08Speaker 11: wake up on.
- 10:09Speaker 5: The farm, the cock calls, the punctuation going on in there,
- 10:12Speaker 5: wake up on the farm?
- 10:13Speaker 1: Question mark? Okay that.
- 10:20Speaker 8: I'm so glad.
- 10:21Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Reinventing, were revent I don't know,
- 10:27Speaker 1: I know, we haven't even announced it yet, so you're
- 10:29Speaker 1: a huge, a huge question mark. And then the cock calls.
- 10:35Speaker 8: What's the rest?
- 10:38Speaker 2: You just have to watch and find the cock calls
- 10:41Speaker 2: is an answer to the question of wake up on
- 10:44Speaker 2: the farm.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely cannot wait to dive into that. That sounds
- 10:48Speaker 1: thank you much. We're so excited and our agents are
- 10:50Speaker 1: going to be mad at us announcing you guys are.
- 10:55Speaker 5: So bad. Well, I guess we'll go. Honey, you want
- 10:58Speaker 5: to go first? No, oh, okay, I won't. Please honey
- 11:04Speaker 5: go first.
- 11:05Speaker 4: I said in the car, I needed you just go first.
- 11:09Speaker 5: Honey. I thought you said, please don't go first, Please
- 11:12Speaker 5: don't go first, and then you said no, go first,
- 11:14Speaker 5: and then you said no, I want to go first.
- 11:15Speaker 1: So I was just confused.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Just because I'm a messy communicator, honey, doesn't mean I
- 11:18Speaker 3: can't communicate.
- 11:19Speaker 5: Okay, Hi, I'm Gabriel Dawn and this is my lovely partner,
- 11:24Speaker 5: Sarah Down And Sarah, of course, is a prestigious, prestigious actor.
- 11:30Speaker 5: She's well known for her work. We love Sarah, thank
- 11:34Speaker 5: you so much.
- 11:36Speaker 4: I was the daughter in Golden Girls a long time ago.
- 11:40Speaker 10: There were many daughters, which I was gonna a kind
- 11:43Speaker 10: of came on for one episode.
- 11:45Speaker 1: I know you for your more recent work, but I
- 11:47Speaker 1: didn't realize you're one of the daughters and Golden Girls.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Which she's a little embarrassed about her recent.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Which, Oh, why do I don't want to say I'm
- 11:55Speaker 3: embarrassed of my recent work. I love the cast of
- 11:58Speaker 3: Danger Force. I love being a part of it. I
- 12:00Speaker 3: love Nickelodeon, but I love writing.
- 12:04Speaker 4: With my husband. And yes I was.
- 12:07Speaker 3: I did a co star on Golden Girls and I said, Mom,
- 12:10Speaker 3: your newspapers outside.
- 12:11Speaker 8: Yes, but I like to say I'm yeah.
- 12:14Speaker 5: So we are an absolute power couple. My wife is
- 12:16Speaker 5: on Henry Danger Force.
- 12:18Speaker 3: And we met because of my gorgeous smirt, stunning smirt.
- 12:24Speaker 4: Husband was a writer.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:25Speaker 5: I helped kind of create and write a lot of
- 12:30Speaker 5: Oscar Award winning films Moonlight as well.
- 12:36Speaker 6: Oh that was you.
- 12:37Speaker 10: Wow, I thought that Amrany I helped a lot.
- 12:41Speaker 5: I helped.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Okay, so you're an uncredited uncredited for a.
- 12:45Speaker 6: Lot of sort of helping out a buddy.
- 12:48Speaker 1: I'm helping out a buddy. You know. We get I
- 12:49Speaker 1: get into the room with a lot of people. And
- 12:51Speaker 1: how brave of you to ghost write that.
- 12:54Speaker 8: I'm not saying.
- 12:58Speaker 5: Who wrote it without credit? Did punch up?
- 13:05Speaker 4: My husband?
- 13:07Speaker 1: You're the one who wrote in the Meherschela Ali licks
- 13:10Speaker 1: his lips.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this will make this so. Yeah, I
- 13:14Speaker 5: kind of do a lot of punch ups on Austin's film.
- 13:16Speaker 4: He's just incredible.
- 13:17Speaker 8: I was.
- 13:18Speaker 3: The way we met was I was visiting my friend
- 13:20Speaker 3: Tom Hanks. Sorry, take a drink if your counting name.
- 13:24Speaker 5: Drops, honey, I don't think anybody's doing that.
- 13:26Speaker 1: I know, take a drink.
- 13:28Speaker 4: Mid name drops, Sarah down, miname drop.
- 13:32Speaker 5: So I'll say always so for context for you guys,
- 13:35Speaker 5: she's always name dropping.
- 13:38Speaker 3: The term is making name drops, making man drops. No,
- 13:44Speaker 3: I'll say my husband was doing a joke pass on
- 13:47Speaker 3: the post visiting my friend Tom Hanks, Susan that movie.
- 13:53Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, well so this is awesome. I mean, you
- 13:56Speaker 10: guys are now a writing couple. I bet her input
- 13:59Speaker 10: for your scripts or it's just invaluable.
- 14:01Speaker 5: It's so helpful. I love working with my sweety little
- 14:04Speaker 5: poo bear so much. It's been a delight to work
- 14:07Speaker 5: with her. We're getting so much done. We have about
- 14:09Speaker 5: seven ideas of really good scripts that we can work on,
- 14:13Speaker 5: and we're about four pages into each of them.
- 14:16Speaker 11: Can I ask something.
- 14:18Speaker 7: I notice you never came up on stage when Moonlight won.
- 14:22Speaker 5: Right, Well, that was because I also helped to a
- 14:25Speaker 5: punch on La La Land and I kind of wanted
- 14:28Speaker 5: to wipe my hands a long.
- 14:29Speaker 1: I remember that, I know, I remember you were on
- 14:31Speaker 1: stage for I was really.
- 14:36Speaker 5: Celebrating. I was really celebrating. I was really celebrating, Yes, yes,
- 14:41Speaker 5: you caught me. And then when moonlight went I went, oh, man.
- 14:45Speaker 10: So what's the typical process for all of you as couples,
- 14:50Speaker 10: as a couple creators? You know, what are you doing
- 14:53Speaker 10: in making things? As you know in a big sense,
- 14:57Speaker 10: you know, how do you make the project?
- 14:58Speaker 1: But what's the day one?
- 14:59Speaker 10: Do you guys get a little table at a coffee
- 15:02Speaker 10: shop or are you sharing a Google doc?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Usually what we're doing on day.
- 15:07Speaker 7: One couldn't be done in a coffee shop about being
- 15:11Speaker 7: seriously arrested. So we usually have sex on the first
- 15:15Speaker 7: day boomed, and then we're going to go back and
- 15:18Speaker 7: watch it with a focus group.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Oh, you're trying to find the plot of the sex,
- 15:23Speaker 5: how to weave the sex into.
- 15:24Speaker 7: It, How to weave the plot, how to find the
- 15:26Speaker 7: theme of the plot.
- 15:28Speaker 11: What angles look good?
- 15:30Speaker 2: That's kind of one these focus groups. See do you
- 15:33Speaker 2: find a bunch of people of different demographs?
- 15:36Speaker 6: Swear are your sources.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Of We do an email blast out for a company
- 15:41Speaker 1: called focus Groups doat or work Okay, And we send
- 15:43Speaker 1: out an email blasty who wants to sign up? We
- 15:45Speaker 1: try to get all age ranges all different at all ranges,
- 15:49Speaker 1: all different types of people from all over the world,
- 15:51Speaker 1: because you know, as you can tell, we're both British
- 15:54Speaker 1: and I think it is so important for us to
- 15:57Speaker 1: get kind of a global perspective on our face.
- 16:00Speaker 5: Just just to clarify, you're sending your video out for
- 16:03Speaker 5: people to watch.
- 16:04Speaker 1: We're sending out an email blast able to sign up
- 16:07Speaker 1: for a focus group.
- 16:08Speaker 5: What are you asking them in the focus group?
- 16:09Speaker 1: Well, they come and they watch the movie, we say
- 16:11Speaker 1: what do you think? How did that make you feel?
- 16:14Speaker 1: How did that make you feel? Just sounds like porn.
- 16:18Speaker 1: It just kind of sounds like porn.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Is that the thing you do when I go on
- 16:21Speaker 4: a walk?
- 16:22Speaker 5: Yeah, that's honey, it's the thing that you I ask
- 16:24Speaker 5: if I can put on.
- 16:26Speaker 1: It's not it's and I understand why someone maybe who's
- 16:30Speaker 1: not familiar with our work might use that. Why I don't,
- 16:34Speaker 1: I know, Dian Germ, I don't.
- 16:36Speaker 5: What can I ask?
- 16:36Speaker 4: Do you watch porn?
- 16:38Speaker 1: No? Diana and I have actually never watched porn. And
- 16:41Speaker 1: it's an industry we respect, write a lot of respect
- 16:44Speaker 1: for the porn industry.
- 16:45Speaker 2: It's crazy that you haven't watched porn because I know
- 16:49Speaker 2: in your proof of concept. You have a pizza delivery
- 16:52Speaker 2: guy come over, kind of horned up.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Well, I think about Diana and I is that we
- 16:56Speaker 1: actually don't consume any media. We are on what we
- 16:59Speaker 1: call a permanent media fast and we don't consume any
- 17:03Speaker 1: kind of media to keep our ideas as pure.
- 17:06Speaker 9: As possible, no input on the output.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Absolutely cool, absolutely, because we love that we've been given it.
- 17:13Speaker 11: A I don't want to sound I don't want to
- 17:16Speaker 11: sound like I don't want to.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna get fined.
- 17:22Speaker 11: We're going to film the next movie.
- 17:26Speaker 4: I don't think we have that p o V.
- 17:30Speaker 1: We're both trying to watch.
- 17:31Speaker 7: We're both watch we can to watch this.
- 17:38Speaker 6: Nothing happened to us. We're not in love.
- 17:41Speaker 9: Okay to watch it?
- 17:44Speaker 1: Sure?
- 17:45Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cleared.
- 17:47Speaker 1: We watch porn all the time together.
- 17:49Speaker 2: We do, and it's gotten even better now that we're
- 17:52Speaker 2: not in love, because there's nothing, nothing, nothing happens for us.
- 17:57Speaker 6: It's purely for business purposes.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:59Speaker 7: We actually had two characters in a movie did years ago.
- 18:03Speaker 5: Just before I met you.
- 18:04Speaker 1: I've seen it just.
- 18:07Speaker 4: End up getting together.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Well, no, it's actually really sad. One of them kills
- 18:12Speaker 1: the other. It's really sad.
- 18:14Speaker 6: Now which one?
- 18:15Speaker 1: Which one?
- 18:15Speaker 6: Do we look? Which one? Which doppel ganger killed the
- 18:19Speaker 6: Is it him with me? I'm curious too, I'm justus.
- 18:28Speaker 2: I'm just curious, not that I believe in uh yeah, doppelgangers.
- 18:32Speaker 1: And I don't think I could kill her.
- 18:35Speaker 2: I don't think I would kill him if even if
- 18:38Speaker 2: I could.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I don't think I want to kill you.
- 18:40Speaker 10: I think if if I felt like if I wanted to,
- 18:43Speaker 10: and I did it, i'd feel bad after.
- 18:45Speaker 6: I feel bad after too.
- 18:47Speaker 2: And I think I would be able to control the
- 18:49Speaker 2: impulse to kill you. But if I couldn't, I think
- 18:52Speaker 2: i'd cry after.
- 18:53Speaker 1: I think. So this is really just like Diane's film.
- 18:57Speaker 1: It's called Animals. Absolutely, Oh no way, So.
- 19:06Speaker 4: You guys, do you guys fight in the creative process?
- 19:09Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what is your creative process like? And it's
- 19:11Speaker 5: been years now, Well.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Well, well we used to go on dates, split a
- 19:18Speaker 2: Salisbury steak and speak of different sort.
- 19:23Speaker 4: Of Yeah, in my tongue, that's.
- 19:25Speaker 10: The biggest thing I missed about our marriage is splitting
- 19:27Speaker 10: a Salisbury steak with you because they're too big for
- 19:29Speaker 10: me eat.
- 19:29Speaker 6: On my own big And now I have to finish it.
- 19:32Speaker 1: They don't keep in the fridge.
- 19:33Speaker 9: They don't keep they don't keep too flowery.
- 19:37Speaker 1: It breaks apart in the microwave.
- 19:39Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 19:40Speaker 2: Well, we're genre disruptors, right, and so we kind of
- 19:44Speaker 2: go in do some research on a genre and say
- 19:47Speaker 2: how can we put our dirty little fingerprints all over this?
- 19:50Speaker 10: We say, we say, okay, here's what's from the source.
- 19:53Speaker 10: We're big on input. We watch, you know, if we're
- 19:55Speaker 10: doing an animal thing, we'll watch every documentary about that
- 19:58Speaker 10: an what's going on, what they're up to, and then
- 20:01Speaker 10: we'll say, how do we subvert it? So then we say,
- 20:03Speaker 10: from our lives, what's something that reminds me? So, for example,
- 20:06Speaker 10: we're working on this new thing where we are putting
- 20:10Speaker 10: a nun in a bar enclosure, and we're talking about
- 20:13Speaker 10: how can we subvert that?
- 20:14Speaker 1: So there's some feelings of religion that we're playing with.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 20:18Speaker 1: We know we know bears like certain things.
- 20:20Speaker 10: And from my life, you know, I grew up in
- 20:24Speaker 10: a youth group that I had my first kiss in
- 20:27Speaker 10: the in the in the U a cheeseburger night at
- 20:30Speaker 10: a youth group, and so me too.
- 20:33Speaker 1: No way I did. That's so funny.
- 20:37Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 20:38Speaker 11: I want to chime into that.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. I've never ever heard of a cheeseburger
- 20:43Speaker 1: night that what is is that like a spaghetti dinner,
- 20:48Speaker 1: but with cheeseburger.
- 20:49Speaker 10: So youth groups have all sorts of events where they
- 20:52Speaker 10: bring people together. This one was, you know, this is
- 20:54Speaker 10: a small town. This one was, We're going to bring
- 20:56Speaker 10: a bunch of cheeseburgers and everyone can eat as many
- 20:58Speaker 10: as they want, and then when everyone's full and there's
- 21:00Speaker 10: sitting down, we're going to talk to them about Jesus. Oh.
- 21:04Speaker 5: They was good.
- 21:06Speaker 2: They're all full of on cheeseburger, more susceptible to the message.
- 21:12Speaker 1: In there, and they're listening and then all of.
- 21:14Speaker 6: A sudden, I've got to take a nap better listening
- 21:17Speaker 6: to what this Jesus.
- 21:18Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe.
- 21:19Speaker 10: How many people get converted just because they're too full
- 21:22Speaker 10: of cheese bread.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I can't believe you.
- 21:25Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 21:26Speaker 6: Yeah, one location was the was the cheeseburger.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Night at well mine was in in Bristol.
- 21:34Speaker 11: Yeah, England was in Bristol.
- 21:37Speaker 1: England was in Bristol.
- 21:38Speaker 6: And what what exact time on the clock did each
- 21:41Speaker 6: of you kiss?
- 21:42Speaker 1: At thirty you guys do the time too.
- 21:46Speaker 6: Six Well, of course I remember the time, the time
- 21:51Speaker 6: of their first my first kiss? Was it to twelve pm?
- 21:55Speaker 1: One of my first kiss times?
- 21:57Speaker 5: My first kiss was I can't remember. I think it
- 21:59Speaker 5: was eleven fifteen sixteen?
- 22:02Speaker 11: Was it together you too?
- 22:03Speaker 4: I haven't had my first kiss yet. Oh what when
- 22:07Speaker 4: we have sex, we don't touch our mouths.
- 22:09Speaker 5: So we are deeply in love and I just wanted
- 22:13Speaker 5: to address some of the things I feel like the
- 22:15Speaker 5: energy like.
- 22:16Speaker 4: Yes, I love sex, I don't love kissing.
- 22:18Speaker 5: What's wrong with you? Guys are wondering Are we even
- 22:20Speaker 5: a couple?
- 22:21Speaker 1: Yes?
- 22:21Speaker 5: I love my wife, my little pooky bear so much.
- 22:24Speaker 5: Do we kiss?
- 22:25Speaker 7: No?
- 22:25Speaker 12: No?
- 22:26Speaker 1: Yes?
- 22:26Speaker 5: Are we a power couple?
- 22:28Speaker 12: Uh?
- 22:29Speaker 5: Huh? Are we a series guest star on Henry Danger
- 22:34Speaker 5: Force and a ghost writer? You might be sitting at
- 22:38Speaker 5: home going how are they a power couple? But our
- 22:41Speaker 5: power comes from behind the scenes.
- 22:45Speaker 6: Three things you have in common with your wife?
- 22:47Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we have so much in common, much
- 22:49Speaker 5: like our creative process. So we find the commonalities together.
- 22:54Speaker 5: I mean we'll we'll kind of start talking about what
- 22:57Speaker 5: you want for dinner, and you'll kind of always go
- 23:00Speaker 5: and I go I don't want Ramen. I'm allergic to fish.
- 23:03Speaker 5: I can't be in those places. Honey, we can't go
- 23:05Speaker 5: get Ramen.
- 23:06Speaker 4: I like Romen and I like fish Roman.
- 23:08Speaker 1: We're not gonna eat.
- 23:10Speaker 5: So then we'll take that, put it on a final draft.
- 23:14Speaker 9: You'll write out and then submit them with scripts.
- 23:17Speaker 5: Yeah, and honestly, it's good. It's visceral, it's raw, and
- 23:20Speaker 5: and so we relate on that kind of stuff. Is
- 23:23Speaker 5: the process of art because we both believe art is important.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it really is.
- 23:30Speaker 5: And how important is it so important? I love you?
- 23:33Speaker 4: I love you so much. I'm sorry.
- 23:35Speaker 3: I should be easy with the fact that it's it's
- 23:38Speaker 3: a very intimate. I mean, we're talking about the creative process.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Is an intimate part of our lives is that we
- 23:44Speaker 3: work so deeply together on these scripts, and we live together,
- 23:48Speaker 3: we have children together. And there are parts that we
- 23:51Speaker 3: don't share, which is our kissing life.
- 23:53Speaker 4: We just don't.
- 23:54Speaker 1: You just don't want to talk about them. You don't
- 23:56Speaker 1: kiss and tell? I mean, that's sorry, we don't kiss.
- 23:59Speaker 9: Okay, tell, we tell.
- 24:00Speaker 5: You're telling us we don't Kiss's very proud.
- 24:06Speaker 1: You don't kiss, and do tell? We don't kiss and
- 24:09Speaker 1: tell we don't kiss and tell. No, I'm so sorry.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude. But as I said earlier,
- 24:15Speaker 1: I'm on a lifelong media fast and I've actually never
- 24:18Speaker 1: seen Henry Danger Force.
- 24:21Speaker 5: So Hendry Danger Force is an amazing show that my
- 24:24Speaker 5: wife is the Absolute guest star.
- 24:26Speaker 4: On Absolute Guest Star.
- 24:29Speaker 8: It's the name of the villain, the Absolute Guest Star.
- 24:33Speaker 6: But he's a series regular. Yes, the name is the
- 24:36Speaker 6: guest star.
- 24:37Speaker 8: It's the Absolute guest Star.
- 24:40Speaker 1: She is so silly. How could you not love that face?
- 24:44Speaker 1: How could you not want to kiss that face? But not?
- 24:47Speaker 13: I mean, I like what there's that snow leopard thing
- 24:55Speaker 13: that reminds me of the snow leopard.
- 24:57Speaker 6: That's really interesting. We should see. I wonder have you
- 25:01Speaker 6: ever thought about going toe to toe with an animal of.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Some sort of real quick? And you don't have to
- 25:06Speaker 1: answer now. You can answer later, but you can answer now.
- 25:09Speaker 4: Wow, what do you mean to toe?
- 25:12Speaker 2: Well, we sort of put you in a cage and
- 25:14Speaker 2: we see what happens to feel free to don't answer now,
- 25:17Speaker 2: but if you could answer now, you.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Could And in between raising our kids a hefty Nickelodeon
- 25:25Speaker 3: contract as the Absolute desht.
- 25:28Speaker 1: And then so this morning she had a little bit
- 25:35Speaker 1: too much frum.
- 25:36Speaker 4: I think you haven't known.
- 25:40Speaker 8: I've been drunk.
- 25:42Speaker 1: They didn't. I would love to know what a hefty
- 25:45Speaker 1: contract means.
- 25:46Speaker 4: You know, have the hafty contract.
- 25:49Speaker 1: We actually go You reminded me this left the thing.
- 25:52Speaker 7: We go to the zoo a lot during spring because
- 25:55Speaker 7: the animals are fucking each other.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Oh cold it.
- 26:00Speaker 7: Then we have a new film coming out, well we
- 26:03Speaker 7: don't really announce it. It's a new film coming out.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Can you tell us the names are hungry? I can't.
- 26:12Speaker 11: I mean we can't. We can't.
- 26:13Speaker 1: We can't. We can't get in trouble. We will get
- 26:15Speaker 1: in trouble.
- 26:16Speaker 8: You could do another We can't know.
- 26:18Speaker 11: We can't.
- 26:19Speaker 7: But we basically and we're actually not storrying this one.
- 26:23Speaker 7: I'm the writer, you're the director.
- 26:24Speaker 11: Oh wow, you switched rolls the script a short extremely
- 26:28Speaker 11: lot of action.
- 26:29Speaker 1: There's a lot of action, a lot of sound design. Folly,
- 26:32Speaker 1: it's a quiet place. We we and we did have
- 26:36Speaker 1: we heard that that is a very good movie.
- 26:40Speaker 7: We squeeze bubble wrap into a microphone and I think
- 26:45Speaker 7: you kind of get what I'm saying, what she's saying.
- 26:47Speaker 5: I don't us.
- 26:51Speaker 1: It's the noise of you know, and we we're so
- 26:54Speaker 1: stimulated by sound we go to the zoom. We don't.
- 26:56Speaker 1: We don't watch the animals because I consider that part
- 26:58Speaker 1: of our media fast animals in general, animals are media
- 27:05Speaker 1: for US media, and I think a lot of people
- 27:08Speaker 1: agree with that, the entertainment industry animals. So what's the
- 27:12Speaker 1: name of this one flair with us? We can't tell you,
- 27:18Speaker 1: can I can? I guess? Is there an exclamation point
- 27:21Speaker 1: in there.
- 27:22Speaker 4: In the middle of it?
- 27:24Speaker 1: Listen, we can't tell you? Okay, what about an upside down?
- 27:27Speaker 6: We can't tell We can't tell you, I guess.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I want to guess.
- 27:32Speaker 6: Colon?
- 27:33Speaker 1: We can't Actually the word colon is.
- 27:40Speaker 5: You guys are so bad? You guys are I ask
- 27:42Speaker 5: a question for all the couples out here, and it's
- 27:44Speaker 5: not something that we're ever dealing with, But what do
- 27:46Speaker 5: you guys do when you guys fight about what's going into.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Your you guys? Really don't.
- 27:53Speaker 12: You?
- 27:55Speaker 1: We don't us fight.
- 27:57Speaker 9: No, we used to fight, then we got divorce and
- 28:00Speaker 9: now it's all business so it doesn't matter.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Yeah, now we submit our fights over our company slack.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, shook it outs. Do you really feel like he
- 28:09Speaker 1: respects you.
- 28:10Speaker 6: WHOA Do I feel that way?
- 28:12Speaker 2: Well, I think we disrespect each other in just the
- 28:16Speaker 2: right amount so that it creates a perfect bubble.
- 28:20Speaker 6: Pierce the bubble and it all falls apart.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love to see just the right amount
- 28:25Speaker 1: of disrespect.
- 28:26Speaker 6: That's that's how the key to a successful divorce. Yeah,
- 28:30Speaker 6: is to disrespect each other equally.
- 28:33Speaker 1: I think that's perfectly said. And I love the way
- 28:36Speaker 1: you said that, because that's what it is.
- 28:37Speaker 10: It's you have to disrespect each other on an even
- 28:39Speaker 10: playing field so that there is nothing left over.
- 28:42Speaker 2: There's no power imbalance because the assets were split fifty
- 28:45Speaker 2: to fifty. Like, we both disrespect different things about each other.
- 28:48Speaker 2: I I disrespect the way you drive, oh yeah, and
- 28:52Speaker 2: I think it's slow and I think too many turns totally.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Well, it just depends on where we're going. I said
- 28:59Speaker 1: that before.
- 29:02Speaker 6: You when we go to Big Bear, you always drive.
- 29:07Speaker 6: I hate the way you drive. You choose all these windy,
- 29:11Speaker 6: windy rooms.
- 29:13Speaker 10: This was a big fight, and I used to say,
- 29:14Speaker 10: please try driving once and you can see for yourself.
- 29:18Speaker 1: I hate the way you you cook because you use all.
- 29:23Speaker 10: The pots in the house, every single pot, and it
- 29:27Speaker 10: just it was so messy and I tried to clean
- 29:29Speaker 10: it up, but you leave them out and they'd get
- 29:32Speaker 10: all sticky.
- 29:33Speaker 6: Well, I gotta try each pot before I know what
- 29:37Speaker 6: I'm making.
- 29:38Speaker 1: See, I love it.
- 29:39Speaker 11: I love this because this is kind of what we
- 29:42Speaker 11: do as well.
- 29:43Speaker 7: I mean, this is this is this is well, this
- 29:46Speaker 7: is the fact that I didn't even ask them what
- 29:48Speaker 7: they hated about each other, and they and they just
- 29:52Speaker 7: so that yes, if.
- 29:54Speaker 1: We could get in here with a tiny handheld camera
- 29:58Speaker 1: and you can take your clothes and just I think
- 30:01Speaker 1: this would be unbelievable, right, so you guys want to
- 30:05Speaker 1: use us.
- 30:05Speaker 10: I mean, look, we're on animals all day, right, raw
- 30:08Speaker 10: animal power constantly.
- 30:11Speaker 2: You know.
- 30:11Speaker 10: We saw a wolverine attached to uh, a Joe Rogan
- 30:17Speaker 10: producer on his neck and it took him.
- 30:21Speaker 6: Down a peg.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was raw.
- 30:25Speaker 6: And afterwards we you know, in the post interview.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Uh he had some he had a change of heart.
- 30:31Speaker 2: He did about some of the supplement pills.
- 30:33Speaker 6: They were pushing. He said, you know, we might want
- 30:35Speaker 6: to scale back on the supplement pills. That's what he said.
- 30:38Speaker 6: After the celeparday he.
- 30:39Speaker 10: Did, and that was such an exciting experience for us.
- 30:41Speaker 10: I think we definitely both felt some sexual energy, not
- 30:43Speaker 10: for each other, but we both took no, no, just
- 30:47Speaker 10: for what happened, and and and we both took a
- 30:49Speaker 10: private moment to privately whack it, and we definitely did.
- 30:52Speaker 6: Yeah, it's incredible.
- 30:53Speaker 1: And I just think if we had the opportunity to
- 30:55Speaker 1: film something like that, to catch two people whacking absolutely.
- 31:00Speaker 11: Takes me to camera and I just feel like I donated.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Yes, yes, don we have a private donor. We're not
- 31:13Speaker 1: allowed to say, come on, We're not allowed to say
- 31:16Speaker 1: there is an upside on question Mark and his name.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Okay, only be so many people.
- 31:22Speaker 8: The drug is fucking I know.
- 31:23Speaker 1: That at the beginning as the replacement of the letters
- 31:27Speaker 1: to say, I'm I just think what I what I
- 31:30Speaker 1: love about what I'm hearing from you is how raw
- 31:32Speaker 1: it is. And I think for us to be able
- 31:34Speaker 1: to take that and put real human sex on film
- 31:39Speaker 1: and show it for the first time, that's never been
- 31:42Speaker 1: done before.
- 31:42Speaker 10: It not only have you guys done it, but hundreds
- 31:47Speaker 10: of thousands and millions of people they haven't.
- 31:49Speaker 1: They haven't. This is new.
- 31:51Speaker 14: When we were sitting at a coffee shop, actually we
- 31:53Speaker 14: were the first one of our first dates, I said,
- 31:55Speaker 14: to have this idea of putting like two vaginas together,
- 32:01Speaker 14: nothing in between.
- 32:02Speaker 7: A lot of people in films using prosthetics. Did you
- 32:04Speaker 7: see poor things? We didn't, but did you see?
- 32:06Speaker 1: Yeah, we.
- 32:11Speaker 11: Listened to it. We put masks on our eyes, so.
- 32:15Speaker 6: Putting media through your ears. So media's visual here.
- 32:20Speaker 7: Media and we but we had to tell we were
- 32:23Speaker 7: turning around to people in the audience that's not real.
- 32:26Speaker 11: That's lying.
- 32:27Speaker 7: They think they're saying sex are not. So we said
- 32:29Speaker 7: we're going to do something that someone. We're going to
- 32:31Speaker 7: film people really having sex.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Must have been hard to watch the movie with someone
- 32:35Speaker 4: behind you going.
- 32:36Speaker 1: That's weird. It sounds like someone in front of you
- 32:38Speaker 1: wearing a blind face. I don't know.
- 32:43Speaker 5: I don't know you guys truly never fight you guys,
- 32:45Speaker 5: never have had a fight.
- 32:46Speaker 11: No thirty days Oh right, you know, so thirty days
- 32:52Speaker 11: do you you say?
- 32:53Speaker 8: I love you?
- 32:54Speaker 6: You dropped the big elbowll you moved in together?
- 32:58Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 32:59Speaker 1: Wow? Immediately, Wow? What kind of relationship you guys in?
- 33:03Speaker 1: Before this?
- 33:04Speaker 11: I was in a seven year marriage, six kids.
- 33:10Speaker 1: A year basically, and I almost exclusively do thirty day relationships.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Find and it's really creatively stimulating for me and for
- 33:18Speaker 1: my process. And I know I'm a pone in that,
- 33:22Speaker 1: do you And that's why I do it?
- 33:23Speaker 2: Because it seems like thirty day relationships and we're on
- 33:26Speaker 2: day thirty.
- 33:27Speaker 6: Do you worry about what's going to happen at the
- 33:29Speaker 6: end of tonight?
- 33:29Speaker 11: I don't worry because I know I know what's coming.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, I know this is beautiful.
- 33:36Speaker 4: Thank you speaking of what's coming, honey, what.
- 33:43Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? I don't think I've
- 33:45Speaker 1: ever seen a woman so drunk in my entire life.
- 33:47Speaker 1: It's actually unbelievable. What do you mean by that?
- 33:49Speaker 5: Honey?
- 33:52Speaker 3: I am doing what our publicists told us to do
- 33:55Speaker 3: before this interview, which was bring us up as much
- 33:57Speaker 3: as we can.
- 33:58Speaker 4: The fact that we booked this interview even never.
- 34:03Speaker 8: Your miracle Honey, after, I'm just gonna bring you up.
- 34:07Speaker 6: Okay, let's address the elephant to the room.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Talk about it.
- 34:10Speaker 6: Some of us are that successful, well is very successful?
- 34:17Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I'm humble, you're humble.
- 34:20Speaker 2: Did anyone else, Uh, let's just lay our cards on
- 34:23Speaker 2: the table because maybe it can help some other people
- 34:25Speaker 2: in the industry.
- 34:26Speaker 6: Did anyone else submit for this interview opportunity.
- 34:29Speaker 3: On Actors Access one Actor's Success seventy five dollars up front.
- 34:35Speaker 11: We did, I did, yes, I thought you wrote Moonlight.
- 34:39Speaker 1: I co wrote Moonlight. It was never I did a
- 34:42Speaker 1: joke pass on Moonlight.
- 34:43Speaker 5: So I am actually very very successful behind the scenes,
- 34:46Speaker 5: like in the writer production world. I'm always getting called
- 34:48Speaker 5: into meetings and I just love my wife so much.
- 34:51Speaker 5: She lifts me up in my career. What's her middle
- 34:55Speaker 5: name is gotta be.
- 35:00Speaker 8: The absolute guest star.
- 35:03Speaker 13: She's a lot of fun.
- 35:04Speaker 5: You can well her middle name is the absolute guest.
- 35:09Speaker 10: I did want to bring something up as well. You know,
- 35:13Speaker 10: you guys are breaking up tonight.
- 35:14Speaker 9: We are divorced, Yeah, and we're still so in love.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:18Speaker 10: But you're by far the most dysfunctional couple here. Do
- 35:22Speaker 10: you have a lot of issues and there's so much
- 35:24Speaker 10: under this you think?
- 35:25Speaker 3: Don't you think it's more healthy to know when it's
- 35:28Speaker 3: going to end versus I don't know if this is forever,
- 35:31Speaker 3: We're going to end right now?
- 35:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 35:34Speaker 2: It is.
- 35:37Speaker 9: Help us.
- 35:40Speaker 1: And help us at all.
- 35:42Speaker 6: One of the worst couples I've maybe ever seen.
- 35:45Speaker 10: Ever, and it was not this it was not the
- 35:50Speaker 10: worst was I got you the wrong ice cream flavor
- 35:52Speaker 10: and you had some of it and then you went
- 35:54Speaker 10: to bed.
- 35:55Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And I also had a misunderstanding of what
- 36:00Speaker 6: was and so it was.
- 36:03Speaker 1: I've been there. I have been there.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 36:06Speaker 1: What did you think? Oh my god, you say you
- 36:08Speaker 1: think something vanilla and then you find out that is
- 36:10Speaker 1: not the case. We've all been.
- 36:17Speaker 4: I'm understanding with Vanilla.
- 36:19Speaker 8: I have wake up.
- 36:23Speaker 1: I do. I don't want a great drama. But your
- 36:25Speaker 1: husband's knee is very much pressed against mine and has
- 36:28Speaker 1: been the whole interview.
- 36:31Speaker 8: We're talking about what has.
- 36:35Speaker 6: If If your heart is okay, like physically like medically
- 36:39Speaker 6: not all good?
- 36:40Speaker 1: Yeah, your eyes have been listening the whole time.
- 36:43Speaker 5: No, I'm good. Crying, I'm good.
- 36:46Speaker 1: So I talked to a therapist.
- 36:47Speaker 5: She said it just will happen sometimes what I'll start,
- 36:50Speaker 5: I'll start crying and I'll start throwing it.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Can I guess something? I guess is the name of
- 36:56Speaker 1: the therapist? The absolute guest, absolute stop?
- 37:00Speaker 8: Think you should talk the funk ups?
- 37:02Speaker 1: Isn't she so.
- 37:05Speaker 5: She's so silly and sweets.
- 37:12Speaker 2: About love?
- 37:14Speaker 1: Is this her on? Is she on right now? Or
- 37:17Speaker 1: is she always like that. This is her off. I
- 37:22Speaker 1: did throw up a lot before we started recording.
- 37:26Speaker 5: That's my creative We are just so much in love.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Did anybody have a pertinent question? What were we talking about?
- 37:31Speaker 2: Well?
- 37:31Speaker 6: I could think of a pertinent question.
- 37:34Speaker 1: I give it a shot.
- 37:36Speaker 6: How do you separate work from love? Do you have
- 37:42Speaker 6: lines in the sand? I know for a while, we
- 37:45Speaker 6: used to have off hours where we did say off
- 37:48Speaker 6: of love hours or off of work, we would clock
- 37:50Speaker 6: out of being in love.
- 37:52Speaker 1: We would would that was that was probably the first.
- 37:56Speaker 6: We would say three to six, three to six p m.
- 38:00Speaker 6: Every Tuesday, we are not in love and we do
- 38:02Speaker 6: not have to pa.
- 38:03Speaker 10: And we did find out that other people can't do
- 38:06Speaker 10: that when they are in love. So that was a
- 38:08Speaker 10: big step for us. And then those hours started getting bigger.
- 38:12Speaker 6: Fig we thought, you know, this part of it is
- 38:14Speaker 6: working really well. Once we did like twelve.
- 38:16Speaker 1: To six, Once we took the love out of it,
- 38:18Speaker 1: we were incredible co workers.
- 38:19Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well how does that work
- 38:21Speaker 5: for you guys? Because it seems so ingrained in your work?
- 38:26Speaker 5: Is love absolutely fiery hot passion, sex, a lot of sex.
- 38:30Speaker 1: It seems like can I say that?
- 38:31Speaker 8: Sure?
- 38:31Speaker 3: You can say that, Oh yeah, have you ever been
- 38:33Speaker 3: making a movie and then also wanted to have sex yourselves?
- 38:36Speaker 4: But you're like filming other people, so.
- 38:38Speaker 5: You go and do that.
- 38:39Speaker 1: I've seen those videos, I mean yes, and we just
- 38:41Speaker 1: get in there, you know, we kind of get we
- 38:43Speaker 1: get clear consent from everyone across the board, and then
- 38:46Speaker 1: we'll just hop on in.
- 38:47Speaker 5: Oh, like, cameraman gets involved.
- 38:51Speaker 6: Amber gets involved in.
- 38:55Speaker 1: My wife's British accent?
- 38:58Speaker 5: Are you.
- 39:00Speaker 8: Fucking killing?
- 39:02Speaker 4: Do I need to go get the leash?
- 39:06Speaker 1: Look at me? The only other guy here, Look at me.
- 39:14Speaker 5: Vulgar gets involved. It's not a play on vulgar on
- 39:20Speaker 5: this one, honey, What is going on? I was saying,
- 39:25Speaker 5: there's a porn there's a porn subcategory called cameraman gets involved?
- 39:33Speaker 1: Am I the only one that.
- 39:37Speaker 6: No, it's not, it's not.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Rude. It is it is and we were very very
- 39:44Speaker 1: respectful about it at first. But it's getting rude. Real
- 39:51Speaker 1: sex and I said it earlier, it's real sex, and.
- 39:55Speaker 6: Some examples of other real sex movies. No, there's someone not.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Has never been done. It's okay, maybe calm down, It's okay, okay,
- 40:06Speaker 1: I know.
- 40:06Speaker 6: I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for disrespecting your crap.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Thank you. It's never been done before, and I don't
- 40:11Speaker 1: know how many times Diana and I have to say
- 40:13Speaker 1: that it's never been done before. What we're doing is
- 40:15Speaker 1: real sex on camera.
- 40:16Speaker 8: Okay, why did you.
- 40:17Speaker 5: List a couple other real sex ideas you guys have
- 40:20Speaker 5: and we'll see, we're not.
- 40:24Speaker 6: Going to steal them. Just theory, just interested.
- 40:31Speaker 5: So many chair, let me.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Just okay, I'll try to paint some picture for you. Okay,
- 40:37Speaker 1: let's say one that we've really been noodling on that
- 40:39Speaker 1: has felt really, really good and exciting to us is
- 40:42Speaker 1: there's two men and there's a woman and she's making
- 40:44Speaker 1: a salad and a huge silver bowl and the two
- 40:47Speaker 1: men start kind of having sex, and the woman looks
- 40:53Speaker 1: at them and she says, in front of my salad,
- 40:57Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And then she leaves and she is and
- 41:01Speaker 1: that's kind of the twist of the whole thing. She's
- 41:03Speaker 1: not involved at all. It is just man on man
- 41:06Speaker 1: and she's not involved at all, but she's such a
- 41:07Speaker 1: pivotal character in the beginning.
- 41:09Speaker 6: That's interesting, really familiar to.
- 41:16Speaker 1: One of the men.
- 41:18Speaker 12: Then, well, she's playing both of the men and we're
- 41:26Speaker 12: doing a parent trap body double type thing.
- 41:28Speaker 5: Okay, now this is getting interesting because it's getting so
- 41:31Speaker 5: farther away from porn, which I am.
- 41:33Speaker 1: So it's not porn. I know.
- 41:37Speaker 5: Sorry, you know what I am.
- 41:39Speaker 9: This does legitimately sound like like when this comes out,
- 41:44Speaker 9: what did you.
- 41:44Speaker 11: Think when we arrived here? Do you think we were
- 41:47Speaker 11: just honey, you're not that, to be honest, yes, that's
- 41:53Speaker 11: so rude.
- 41:53Speaker 9: I really thought it was.
- 41:55Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Gosh's shaking. You see you're shaking. She showed them. She's shaking,
- 42:03Speaker 1: shaking that you're trying to take off. No disrespect, but
- 42:10Speaker 1: you said it, and then you start, yeah, I did it.
- 42:17Speaker 6: You have already been.
- 42:18Speaker 1: I didn't her when she can do that too. I'm
- 42:20Speaker 1: also shaking. They're not people other people don't have. It's
- 42:25Speaker 1: something that you know, you're setting it. It's almost like
- 42:28Speaker 1: you're this is a warm up up.
- 42:34Speaker 5: It's not that.
- 42:36Speaker 1: I'm just like you guys thought we came in here
- 42:37Speaker 1: with no art whatsoever. You think that we got Mark
- 42:40Speaker 1: Rylance to play woman with giant salad bowl? Mark Rylance?
- 42:43Speaker 1: Is he the woman in Credible? He's the woman Julia
- 42:46Speaker 1: Blue Drivers is doing a parent trap? Was both the
- 42:48Speaker 1: game men, and Mark Rylance is playing woman with giant bowles.
- 42:52Speaker 1: And you thought that that was gonna be You can't
- 42:55Speaker 1: buy you can't buy a ticket. It's YouTube only. Okay,
- 42:59Speaker 1: now you're.
- 42:59Speaker 5: Gonna keep it. There's a site called porn hup where
- 43:04Speaker 5: a lot of porn is hosted.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Right, and we're not on that website. Okay, we haven't
- 43:09Speaker 1: put off stuff on YouTube. Bread. It isn't like that.
- 43:15Speaker 1: It isn't like you. It's not about money. We have
- 43:19Speaker 1: plenty of every video we've put on and taken down.
- 43:22Speaker 6: Where does your money come from?
- 43:23Speaker 1: Where does our money come from? Where does your money
- 43:26Speaker 1: come from?
- 43:27Speaker 8: Yeah, we bought zof well.
- 43:31Speaker 6: We we we bought a zoo.
- 43:33Speaker 2: We bought a zoo, and it's it's in a way
- 43:38Speaker 2: we bought a studio.
- 43:39Speaker 6: It's it's a tax right off.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Essentially, it's also passive income.
- 43:43Speaker 10: But it's also a huge money pit because those animals
- 43:46Speaker 10: keep eating, and so it's hungry.
- 43:49Speaker 2: People don't tell you that when you buy a zoo,
- 43:51Speaker 2: those animals are hungry.
- 43:52Speaker 1: But it feeds us. It feeds us and and and
- 43:55Speaker 1: that's why we really can't fully separate, because we run
- 43:58Speaker 1: we're both on the deed of the Zoo, A lot going.
- 44:01Speaker 4: On, what's next? I was gonna ask everybody what's next
- 44:04Speaker 4: up on the docket.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe even tied in for if you have
- 44:08Speaker 1: sorry to jump on you, honey, I don't.
- 44:09Speaker 11: I don't want to the first time, wouldn't it be
- 44:12Speaker 11: you jumping on?
- 44:17Speaker 5: Why are you taking her side?
- 44:19Speaker 1: Take my side? She said the first time?
- 44:22Speaker 8: Jump on to the enger.
- 44:24Speaker 1: I do I do want to say. I do want
- 44:27Speaker 1: to say in terms of what's up next for us,
- 44:29Speaker 1: And I don't want to speak for you. I know
- 44:31Speaker 1: you're getting emotional. I don't want to speak for you,
- 44:33Speaker 1: but we I know we would love to work with you.
- 44:38Speaker 5: What you have a.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Something about you, super hol I've never felt anything like
- 44:49Speaker 1: what I'm feeling with you. We want you involved.
- 44:54Speaker 5: And in the sexual I get a writing credit for that.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Absolutely, you have been nothing.
- 45:00Speaker 5: But how did I end up the villain here?
- 45:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 45:08Speaker 4: She just hit me, you're incredible because I watch pornos.
- 45:12Speaker 4: I don't want to say that about them.
- 45:16Speaker 5: We've been saying it the whole time. Okay, okay, can
- 45:21Speaker 5: you see and maybe.
- 45:22Speaker 10: Tied into some advice for other power Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 45:26Speaker 10: so we are doing a summer fun at the beach.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Uh promotion for the zoo.
- 45:34Speaker 10: So we're gonna be We're gonna be putting different animals
- 45:38Speaker 10: and bikinis and take took Yeah.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta check out the porcupine. He's poking right
- 45:43Speaker 1: through that tube toop.
- 45:44Speaker 2: Yeah. We're sort of disrupting making the zoo all silly like,
- 45:48Speaker 2: and we're we're expecting a lot of cash flow from that.
- 45:51Speaker 6: We're really excited.
- 45:52Speaker 2: We're also doing the aquarium version of our show, So
- 45:57Speaker 2: a lot of Joe Rogan producers, sort of alpha males,
- 46:01Speaker 2: anybody who is subscribed to some sort of Andrew Tate
- 46:05Speaker 2: newsletter will be put in a shark tank.
- 46:09Speaker 6: Yeah, and just to take them down a peck.
- 46:11Speaker 1: We're going to be locking Jordan Peterson in a tank
- 46:14Speaker 1: with a sperm whale for twenty four hours, twenty four
- 46:18Speaker 1: for twenty four hours.
- 46:19Speaker 7: Wow.
- 46:23Speaker 5: Wow. And then what about the Yelp influencer A portion
- 46:28Speaker 5: of them.
- 46:30Speaker 1: We don't talk a lot of about. It's so private,
- 46:32Speaker 1: but it's really private. It's just going to kind of
- 46:34Speaker 1: keep going.
- 46:36Speaker 6: Whatever you thought about it, it's just going to continue.
- 46:39Speaker 1: This is what it is, and you can have us
- 46:40Speaker 1: back if you want to if you want to hear more.
- 46:42Speaker 2: But and in terms of advice that you asked for,
- 46:46Speaker 2: separate your work with your pleasure. And if you're a
- 46:50Speaker 2: man who needs to be taken data peck.
- 46:55Speaker 6: Why don't you email us?
- 46:57Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 46:57Speaker 2: I didn't need to go to that part, but I
- 47:00Speaker 2: will say I absolutely and I wrote it down.
- 47:03Speaker 1: But I and my advice for you guys is are
- 47:05Speaker 1: you a man? I didn't see you anything down. I'm sorry.
- 47:11Speaker 10: One thing I will say just for my advice is
- 47:14Speaker 10: specifically for you two sometimes sometimes doors. If you guys
- 47:20Speaker 10: can't get on the same page, getting on separate pages
- 47:22Speaker 10: is much more healthy.
- 47:24Speaker 1: And if you're a man who needs to get taken
- 47:27Speaker 1: down a peg, email us.
- 47:29Speaker 5: I think you should email you think I need to
- 47:32Speaker 5: be taken down another peg?
- 47:34Speaker 1: Can we can lock it in a room with the kangaroo,
- 47:37Speaker 1: lock him in a room with her? Maybe, oh my god, honey,
- 47:42Speaker 1: maybe I'll finally get what oh honey, so we can
- 47:47Speaker 1: release the name of our upcoming movie is. Maybe I'll
- 47:49Speaker 1: finally get Okay. And there's.
- 47:54Speaker 4: Question that's incredible, what to do?
- 48:00Speaker 1: What's coming up next?
- 48:01Speaker 5: And what is some advice you have for not couple
- 48:05Speaker 5: like couples, not us necessarily.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Our agent's gonna curios because I said I wouldn't release
- 48:10Speaker 1: the name, but she said it, so I had to release.
- 48:13Speaker 7: Yes we have Maybe I'll finally get wet is coming
- 48:17Speaker 7: to a local theater. It's for charity for children's schools.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Can you say which local?
- 48:30Speaker 6: Do you want people to see your work?
- 48:34Speaker 1: About that? It's not about that every time.
- 48:36Speaker 8: Every charity is local.
- 48:38Speaker 4: If you think about it, people see all work.
- 48:41Speaker 1: People will see our work, and people will really seek out.
- 48:44Speaker 1: And Diana and I will be breaking up tonight at midnight.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is just It's been such a
- 48:51Speaker 1: wonderful journey with you, and I can't wait to keep creating.
- 48:53Speaker 1: But move on exactly right.
- 48:57Speaker 13: If you wanted to talk about maybe if you were
- 49:00Speaker 13: at that youth group together.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Listen, I'll tell you Okay tomorrow, Okay. I love that
- 49:06Speaker 1: and I think I'm not to talk. I would love
- 49:08Speaker 1: to speak to you.
- 49:09Speaker 6: Yes, let's have a conversation.
- 49:10Speaker 1: You have an extremely aggressive energy that really gets me going.
- 49:16Speaker 1: What is going on with you?
- 49:19Speaker 7: Are you?
- 49:19Speaker 8: And I'd like to get in anywhere I can get
- 49:24Speaker 8: for me, I got Tatsu rum and to finally make
- 49:27Speaker 8: it all right, so this is.
- 49:32Speaker 6: Starting to feel like a key party, except you.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Guys are still leaving with the same keys.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Can you tell him the big punch up movie you got?
- 49:39Speaker 8: You got a huge? This is huge, This is absolutely huge.
- 49:43Speaker 5: This is huge. God, the movie that I get a
- 49:47Speaker 5: punch up is twelve Years of Sleeve two.
- 49:49Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, they shouldn't do another one.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing what he got tricked again. It's a
- 49:58Speaker 1: terrible movie.
- 49:59Speaker 10: I can't believe they're doing a sequel. It's a horrible
- 50:01Speaker 10: thing that happened in this man, great movie.
- 50:03Speaker 5: It's a great movie. So I'm doing a joke punch
- 50:05Speaker 5: up on that, and we're really excited.
- 50:08Speaker 6: Are you just removing the joke?
- 50:10Speaker 11: It seems like I add some.
- 50:12Speaker 5: Fun flare in the action lines, is what I do.
- 50:15Speaker 5: We didn't really talk about it, but and then.
- 50:16Speaker 6: It's more of a joke at the reads.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes a little bit of lightness as a
- 50:23Speaker 1: little bit to it.
- 50:25Speaker 9: My God, I love her, you love her.
- 50:29Speaker 1: I will speak to you stand me.
- 50:31Speaker 10: I know I've let your fan for yourself and I've
- 50:34Speaker 10: left you kind of in all this, but kind of guy,
- 50:36Speaker 10: if this is kind of a dangerous situation, for you.
- 50:39Speaker 1: I'm happy to help you out. We're not going on
- 50:40Speaker 1: a date more. I'm out, just kidding. I'm walking in
- 50:45Speaker 1: a room with the wolf.
- 50:48Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 50:49Speaker 4: So I'd love to be on your show.
- 50:50Speaker 1: And I guess some advice?
- 50:52Speaker 5: Do we have advice for them?
- 50:55Speaker 1: She's had a lot of.
- 51:01Speaker 9: There's a reason she's like this.
- 51:03Speaker 5: We haven't talked about it, but there's a big reason.
- 51:06Speaker 6: The reason what happened?
- 51:09Speaker 1: You give him the advice?
- 51:10Speaker 8: Please?
- 51:10Speaker 5: Okay, I'll give them the advice I was.
- 51:15Speaker 8: That's why it's been hard to sit here.
- 51:20Speaker 6: It's horriful.
- 51:21Speaker 1: I have told you off do that.
- 51:24Speaker 5: So I guess what the advice is. I stick it
- 51:27Speaker 5: out and and love thoroughly, love deeply, and love kindly,
- 51:34Speaker 5: and maybe don't work with them, Maybe don't work with them,
- 51:38Speaker 5: maybe keep love and work separate.
- 51:41Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up like it's been.
- 51:45Speaker 5: Artists on Artists on, Artists on ours answered the question. Now,
- 51:47Speaker 5: that's why we call it show business. Good night, Hey y'all.
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