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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Do you know I forgot to bring up yesterday on
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  Speaker 1: the show, and it was a big day yesterday, and
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  Speaker 1: it was a big day. It was a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a sad day for people like me. Yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: natural past gas day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, apparently videos are going viral. This is a
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  Speaker 1: sad part of Jen Alpha kids, Jen Alpha. So that's
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  Speaker 1: your kids, Kyle, right, correct. They don't laugh at farts anymore,
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  Speaker 1: do great? Thank god, the type of tiktoks are going viral.
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  Speaker 1: Check this out.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class, Yeah, nobody.
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  Speaker 4: It's normal.
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  Speaker 3: It's a normal bodily function.
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  Speaker 5: But but what if it's stinky.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just say, excuse me. If we farted in class,
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  Speaker 3: we got made fun of.
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  Speaker 1: So hard is the world healing?
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  Speaker 5: I still get so mad at Kadin whenever he like
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  Speaker 5: toots in front of me. It makes me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't you see that there was a new story
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  Speaker 2: of a girl who held that in for it was
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  Speaker 2: like two years and like she had to go to
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  Speaker 2: the hospital because of it. You don't do that on
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  Speaker 2: my leg, you have to Yeah, okay, well you didn't
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  Speaker 2: mention that.
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  Speaker 3: That is not fun.
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  Speaker 1: It is very fun.
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  Speaker 5: That is not fun. Tries to trap me under the
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  Speaker 5: coach too, I really want to find.
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  Speaker 2: I don't kind of done that, kadeem.
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  Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, what's the worst
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  Speaker 1: pain you've ever experienced? Fifty nine percent of Americans in
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  Speaker 1: a new poll said at least an eight. That includes
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  Speaker 1: one in four who've said a full blown tent. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: here been in a level ten?
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  Speaker 2: I might have been at a ten giving birth?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that a ten? Do you think that'd be?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was like I was, yeah, for a
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  Speaker 2: couple hours with no epidurls.
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  Speaker 1: You've never been in more pain than that? No, then
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  Speaker 1: you give that a ten? Okay, I had a procedure
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  Speaker 1: done that long ago. Or they told me on a
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  Speaker 1: scale more than ten, it was a three, And I
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I think it was a ten. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was a terrible, terrible. I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: can handle anything after that.
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  Speaker 3: Really, would you do it again?
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  Speaker 1: No? God, no, no way, man. I'll rather just die
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  Speaker 1: if anything like that wraps again. Thank you. I'm out. Well.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if any any guy should ever pipe
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  Speaker 3: up after somebody says child birthpane and be like I
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  Speaker 3: heard what I broke my hand? So no, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think so, I kind of.
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  Speaker 2: I mean car accident like that kind of stuff could hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty bad a breakup. Someone asked schatchuby tea what it
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  Speaker 1: would do if it was human for a day. We
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  Speaker 1: could do a lot of chatchuby tea talking. Guess what
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  Speaker 1: it would do eat pizza. Now it's pretty emotional. Actually
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  Speaker 1: I feel no, I'm all I want to ask my
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  Speaker 1: chatchuby tea if it's true. The top things they would
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  Speaker 1: like to experience include looking at the sky, looking in
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  Speaker 1: a mirror, crying, and messing something up. They don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: They actually do a lot. In fact, Mine says you
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  Speaker 3: better check because we make mistakes at the bottom of
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  Speaker 3: the screen.
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  Speaker 1: Now Mine mindes making mistakes. Mine's always right. Girl Scout
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  Speaker 1: Cookie Sees is officially here. There's the new Girl Scout
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  Speaker 1: cookie that came out Explore Moores. They're supposed to take
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  Speaker 1: like Rocky red ice cream. Apple Bee's has a new
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  Speaker 1: burger that comes pre dipped in cheese, so that weight
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  Speaker 1: loss resolution just got a little harder. A poll found
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  Speaker 1: the top things we buy every time we go to
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  Speaker 1: the store. And I was just there yesterday at the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store, and it's true. Milk, vegetable eggs, snacks, and
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  Speaker 1: caffeinated drinks. I bought two of those things. A man
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  Speaker 1: in his eighties fell from the fifteenth floor of a
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  Speaker 1: building in China and survivor oh way, just like a movie. No.
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  Speaker 5: I saw this thing on TikTok. There is I guess
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  Speaker 5: some kind of way to hack your body to automatically
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  Speaker 5: reset that you can take like an insane amount of
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  Speaker 5: force and survive. It's like something crazy, like you have
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  Speaker 5: to like pinch your thumb down and like cross your body.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that didna happen, Peyton, If I could finish the story,
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  Speaker 1: I said, just like a movie. No, someone on the
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  Speaker 1: seventh floor had a clothesline drying and it caught him
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  Speaker 1: on the way down.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding that? Crazy?
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  Speaker 1: P fell boom, hit the thing and then let him
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  Speaker 1: down softly like that.
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  Speaker 5: What looks crazy, not TikTok hack.
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  Speaker 1: And then a security guard tied to fire hose around
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  Speaker 1: his waist and let himself down just like in the
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  Speaker 1: movies and helped rescue the guy. Thirty nine year old
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  Speaker 1: guy in Florida got arrested after cops caught him trespassing
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  Speaker 1: at a construction site. You're not going to believe this,
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  Speaker 1: the guy, you know what, I'm gonna play. This is
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  Speaker 1: what this is what happened. This is what they found.
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  Speaker 1: He's trespassing.
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  Speaker 4: But listen, this is Matthew Zacharino. He's thirty nineties from
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  Speaker 4: Altamont Springs and he's on this construction site in a
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  Speaker 4: vehicle by himself. And as our deputies reproach him to
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  Speaker 4: see what's he doing on this construction site, we see
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  Speaker 4: this dude wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone brestuses.
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  Speaker 4: He's wearing a G string. But you don't realize how
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  Speaker 4: dangerous these situations are because under a prosdesis we found
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  Speaker 4: a gun, so he was armed trespassing.
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  Speaker 1: That wild Florida man. What an outfit gratuate we got
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  Speaker 1: for life acts.
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  Speaker 3: It is decluttering season, after all, if you're doing it right,
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  Speaker 3: are you still decluttering at all?
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  Speaker 1: Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't begun yet. Okay, I did start writing the
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  Speaker 2: list of things I'd like to declutter.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they say, the declutter experts say, don't do that
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  Speaker 3: thing that most of us do in say could I
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  Speaker 3: use this someday? In might I use this? You should
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  Speaker 3: more ask yourself are you actually gonna use these things?
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  Speaker 3: Because if an item hasn't earned a role in your
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  Speaker 3: real world yet, it's not gonna in. Letting it go
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  Speaker 3: usually feels better than holding on to the maybe. So
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  Speaker 3: if for sure you're gonna use it, then yes. If
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  Speaker 3: it's just a maybe, future you doesn't need more junk.
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  Speaker 3: Future you needs breathing room.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, the problem is future me doesn't want to have
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  Speaker 2: to go buy something again that I already had that
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  Speaker 2: I threw away.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. It's like you just go check the annex building.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's fine, all right. That life hack and
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  Speaker 3: many more can be fun to John Jane Richard dot
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  Speaker 3: com