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DONKEY: Man Attempts To Rob McDonalds For Hashbrowns Using A Fake Pistol · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: He gave me donkey other day and I deserve that.
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  Speaker 2: You need to tell them. I am tell them it's
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  Speaker 2: time for Donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 3: It's a read.
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  Speaker 2: But you're so good at your charlamage. You want Charlomagne, Chalomeme.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you give a dunky other day too? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Well, sexy red donkey today for Tuesday August sixth, It
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  Speaker 3: is Tuesday August sixth. Make sure you go to a
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  Speaker 3: thirty five year old man named Rashan Shahwale. No Rashan
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  Speaker 3: shah Wal Ijuwani. I don't know if I pronounced this
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  Speaker 3: man's name right, but let's get to the story. Rashaan
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  Speaker 3: is likely headed for trial, according to La County Superior
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  Speaker 3: Court records, because he was arrested on October eighteenth.
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  Speaker 1: What was Rashan arrested for?
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  Speaker 2: A wealth?
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  Speaker 3: He was arrested because he was accused of trying to
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  Speaker 3: steal a Hash Brown at gun point from a McDonald's.
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  Speaker 3: I repeat, he was accused of trying to steal a
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  Speaker 3: Hash Brown at gun point from a McDonald's. Not even
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  Speaker 3: with a real gun, okay, a replica pistol. See y'all
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  Speaker 3: think i'd be lying, but you can look this up.
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  Speaker 3: The victim reported that Rashwan arrived at the third window
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  Speaker 3: in the drive through line and demanded a third hash
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  Speaker 3: brown after ordering two.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, big back behavior.
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  Speaker 3: The employee of the employee the McDonald's let the suspect
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  Speaker 3: know that he only paid for two, and the suspect
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  Speaker 3: Rashan told the McDonald's employee, don't you have put me
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  Speaker 3: while using the employee's name from his name tax So
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  Speaker 3: let's just paint the picture if the guy's name that
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  Speaker 3: worked the McDonald's was Calvin. Rashaan kept saying, don't you
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  Speaker 3: have put me Calvin? Well, clearly he thought Calvin was
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  Speaker 3: still lefting with him, so.
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  Speaker 1: He Rashaan or Rashon went to his vehicle, pulled out.
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  Speaker 3: A firearm, the fake gun, a prosthetic pistol, if you will,
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  Speaker 3: silicon scrap a GMO gat. He pointed this impossible piece,
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  Speaker 3: this beyond biscuit at the employee and said, these hash
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  Speaker 3: Browns ain't dying for you. He didn't really say that,
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  Speaker 3: but in my mind that's how he was bringing it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but he did point the firearm at the victim's chest,
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  Speaker 3: and the McDonald's employee said he gave up the third hash.
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  Speaker 1: Brown because he was in fear of his life. You think,
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  Speaker 1: and can you believe Rashaan had a wife?
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  Speaker 3: Investigators identified the SUV that he was driving and it
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  Speaker 3: was registered in his wife's name.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: They served the search one on their own, and the
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  Speaker 3: victim positively identified Rashan out of a lineup, and deputies
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  Speaker 3: found a black Glock nineteen style compressed air fired pistol
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  Speaker 3: during their search of the Canyon County home. This man
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  Speaker 3: had a house, an suv, and a wife and he
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  Speaker 3: robbing people for hash browns. Now he's facing two to
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  Speaker 3: five years in prison. The judge denied a motion by
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  Speaker 3: Rashawn's council they wanted a mental health diversion for him,
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  Speaker 3: citing the aggravating and mitigation factors. I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what that means, but I do believe Rashaan is dealing
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  Speaker 3: with some type of mental health issues because you don't
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  Speaker 3: flip out like that over no damn hashbrown.
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  Speaker 1: A hash brown and you.
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  Speaker 3: Already had two, Okay, Robin and McDonald's for a hash
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  Speaker 3: brown is like sticking up a Starbucks for a free
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  Speaker 3: Wi Fi code. Okay, It's like robbing a seven to
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  Speaker 3: eleven for a free slurpey refill. Gonna commit a crime
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  Speaker 3: at least still something that doesn't cost less than your
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  Speaker 3: bus fare home, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't even need what figures you'd ask you be?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, who the hell wants to spend two to five
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  Speaker 3: years in prison because they committed grand theft breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody in prison gonna take you serious. You sell? He
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  Speaker 1: ask you what you're in for, and you say stealing
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  Speaker 1: hash Browns. Then you sell. He turns to you and says,
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  Speaker 1: your ass brown.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what things can get tricky, all right, Robin
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  Speaker 3: McDonald's for a hash brown?
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  Speaker 1: How hungry? Then you have to beat at risk five
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  Speaker 1: to ten years for a dollar menu item? Okay. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's a part of me that respects the basicness of
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  Speaker 1: it all though.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Rashawn walked into a McDonald's with a GMO gat
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  Speaker 3: and what did he demand? Not the hotcakes? Not a
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  Speaker 3: sausage biscuit. Okay, by the way, McDonald's is twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: Can we get chicken sausage biscuits, turkey sausage biscuits?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 1: No pork on my fork?
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  Speaker 3: But he didn't want either. Rashaan didn't want any of that.
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  Speaker 3: He wanted a hash brown. You gotta respect the simplicity.
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  Speaker 3: Forget what's in the cash register. He wanted that fried potato. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: who knew you could turn Big Back Breakfast Cravens into
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  Speaker 3: a felony. Now I have the president of the Fat
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  Speaker 3: Lives Matter Committee. We don't have the wobble in there. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: Like whether he walks in, I want the wibble Bible,
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  Speaker 3: you know anything concerning food. Big Mac wants the weigh
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  Speaker 3: in because you know he can break the scale.
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  Speaker 1: Mac the Floyd.
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  Speaker 4: I hate short people, man, I hate people all the time,
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  Speaker 4: but I had to speak on this one because as
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  Speaker 4: the president, I knew he was gonna shame this man.
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  Speaker 4: And that's because you're always looking at it from the
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  Speaker 4: skinny committee talk. You're not looking at it from the
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  Speaker 4: other side of it. Okay, first off, do you know
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  Speaker 4: how much hashbrowns are these days?
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  Speaker 1: How much?
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  Speaker 2: Three dollars and forty nine cents?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the changes now? Huh.
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  Speaker 4: So he didn't rob McDonald's for a hash brown. He
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  Speaker 4: paid for three because hashbrowns used to be a dollar three?
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  Speaker 4: Do your reason see that? Yes, you're not you're not
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  Speaker 4: part of it.
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  Speaker 2: I get the emails all the time, every time they
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  Speaker 2: change it, so he hain't robbed that. I used to
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  Speaker 2: pay a dollar for it.
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  Speaker 4: So technically, when he got his receipt saw three dollars,
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  Speaker 4: he said, oh, wait a minute, I didn't pay for
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  Speaker 4: three hash Browns.
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  Speaker 2: I only got two. Let me pull up, let me
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  Speaker 2: get that other one.
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't make no sense because he bought two. So
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  Speaker 3: then that way, that'd be like almost seven dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Until he saw his receipts, said, oh, they charged me
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  Speaker 4: for three. I gotta go back around.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get that third one.
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  Speaker 3: Technically, if you see seven dollars, that'd be they would
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  Speaker 3: charge them for like seven or eight based off the logic.
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  Speaker 2: Us right.
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  Speaker 4: But he's probably was getting frustrated because you know, the
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  Speaker 4: gas prices is high too.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna keep mooping around. That's why he
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  Speaker 2: pulled the gun out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm more mad that he kept the gun for the
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  Speaker 4: cops to find him than he is about doing the
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  Speaker 4: hashprown thing.
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  Speaker 3: Please give Rashan Rashan, I'll let you wani the biggest
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  Speaker 3: he huh okay, give me some switch signs and the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 2: Too, oh yeah, oh the day.
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  Speaker 4: Ye no, no, sh don't know. I'm taking the donkey back,
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  Speaker 4: don't you know? You you do you God's work standing
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  Speaker 4: here like you in line at the cookout. Okay, while
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  Speaker 4: you're still he had you played this full man because
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  Speaker 4: you got.
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  Speaker 2: To shit at the kids table. You don't think McDonald
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  Speaker 2: should get a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: After the hash Browns being three nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and then you know they don't sell it all
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  Speaker 4: day like some of the other breakfast aut him, so
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  Speaker 4: he was probably like, damn, I only got like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Let me swing back around real quick.
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  Speaker 4: And then what you say, Charles and Chuck that everybody
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  Speaker 4: try to be a hero, Calvin, Calvin, everybody try to
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  Speaker 4: be a hero when they work the fast food.
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  Speaker 2: Just give it a damn hash brown.
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  Speaker 1: You know there's headlines about this.
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  Speaker 3: Three dollars for a single McDonald's custom Ezy, fed up
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  Speaker 3: and pushing back.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome, this is okay.
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  Speaker 1: From February twenty twenty four on fl dot MM.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you for that Donky Today, Sir
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  Speaker 3: macis volting for whoever can lower the price of brows.
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  Speaker 2: McDonald's. Come on, that's why, that's why Michelle was doing
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