Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 491: Condom Snob
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- 0:00Speaker 1: That Nash Nash year.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Back to back stole.
- 0:06Speaker 1: He won back to back one. That Kobe he went
- 0:09Speaker 1: back to back, he went back to back. That's nasty,
- 0:11Speaker 1: disgusting back to back jacks.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Only because Kobe's on the court with Smush Parker.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Want brow have you? Is anybody gotten gassed?
- 0:19Speaker 2: What was like some young gas today? And that ship
- 0:21Speaker 2: is fucking stupid.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Business decision to get that is stupid. Bro. I had
- 0:25Speaker 1: to get gas, went to New York to fill up.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Bro. Okay, okay, okay, the worst.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I pressed the cord back there. Ready, I think we're ready,
- 0:42Speaker 1: already going and going and dry.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Going and dry. But bite the pillow over going in dry.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Okay, we're not.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Shot.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Bite the pillow.
- 1:00Speaker 3: That doing, just going on them dryster.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Mister lubricated swing letter wants to turn red. You said
- 1:11Speaker 2: he don't know where he was because he was blindfolded.
- 1:16Speaker 2: There put your mouth over this whole yeo, yeo. I cannot.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all drinking, y'all? Have you shot to a great pod?
- 1:31Speaker 1: Y'all?
- 1:32Speaker 2: Enjoy that? Enjoy that.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:35Speaker 3: I can't believe people listen to her and take her
- 1:37Speaker 3: advice and think his person yonder.
- 1:41Speaker 4: I think what happened was she was serious at first,
- 1:43Speaker 4: and then it became like a TV thing, and then
- 1:45Speaker 4: it became a celerity thing.
- 1:46Speaker 3: And now yeah, no, she doesn't have She doesn't have
- 1:51Speaker 3: any certifications or degrees or anything.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Red label.
- 1:55Speaker 4: Listen a little wood taste.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Now you saying you said that's good. Yeah, no, I
- 2:03Speaker 2: said that's good. That y'all whatever.
- 2:06Speaker 3: I was just saying she didn't have no certifications, degrees
- 2:09Speaker 3: or nothing.
- 2:09Speaker 2: She just she doesn't. No, she has nothing.
- 2:12Speaker 1: She just you're lying looking up.
- 2:16Speaker 2: She has she gotta have something.
- 2:18Speaker 1: She probably has, old lady, she gotta have something, Mike said, hater, she.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Can make sweet and tired of that sweep.
- 2:25Speaker 1: That's a degree. That's all I need.
- 2:28Speaker 2: I don't think she has any like. If she does,
- 2:31Speaker 2: it's something like.
- 2:32Speaker 1: She's been in like so many colleges. So Mike is lying.
- 2:36Speaker 1: University of New York Mega everg.
- 2:38Speaker 5: Mike is always trying to put down black women. That
- 2:41Speaker 5: is crazy, Mike during melody, you're not beating the allegation.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Bro It was from Queen's College, University New York. Didn't
- 2:50Speaker 4: say the year, and she hasn't made from cinemonica.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Okay, she had a JD like that is. Isn't that
- 3:00Speaker 1: the law degree?
- 3:02Speaker 2: What I got to do with therapy?
- 3:05Speaker 1: She got a doctor. I'm sure it's in that. Okay, Oh,
- 3:10Speaker 1: keep on going.
- 3:10Speaker 5: I would, I would hope Lamona said, don't just put
- 3:13Speaker 5: no doctor on nobody.
- 3:15Speaker 1: No, I wasn't saying that the work.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Shack you not.
- 3:22Speaker 1: She's an ordained minister that.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Anybody could do that, god damn thing. I'm an ordained minister.
- 3:30Speaker 2: He is.
- 3:32Speaker 1: It can take me mar that is.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Yeah, he knew that.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Or it's just good forever, It's good forever. Wow. She
- 3:37Speaker 1: has a master's degree and for the Center of study,
- 3:42Speaker 1: goddamn Center for the Study and Practice of Spiritual Psychology.
- 3:45Speaker 1: And you know it's real because she's your spiritual psychology
- 3:49Speaker 1: A so you know it's real. She's what what does
- 3:53Speaker 1: that mean? This is real? School? Oh so she's not
- 3:55Speaker 1: going to be at school because okay, okay, gotta be
- 3:59Speaker 1: shout out to all the Igerians, shout out all the
- 4:01Speaker 1: Nigerians and mellenated march words, celebrating y'all to Meland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
- 4:06Speaker 1: get inlighted into this.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that on a further review. But because
- 4:12Speaker 3: the spiritual psychology is.
- 4:13Speaker 1: A little you're talking about Mark, they're not meland definitely mellenated.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Seen the Melandid march had shake.
- 4:23Speaker 1: No we weren't dark enough. No it's not.
- 4:27Speaker 5: It's just it's just like a little DApp and then
- 4:29Speaker 5: like you just essentially y'all are locking thumbs.
- 4:31Speaker 2: So for y'all are like, oh yeah, yeah, okay, I
- 4:36Speaker 2: like you locked.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Thumbs and like, essentially I just don't like a black paras.
- 4:41Speaker 1: We're not sound like indulging or divulging that to the
- 4:46Speaker 1: non mellenated. Yeah, but.
- 4:50Speaker 2: So if you're not, if you're non mellenated.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Just erase that from your memory.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Race it.
- 4:55Speaker 1: If you didn't have you can get punched in the throat.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Black handshake, nigga, I.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Should have been stopped listening, and I'm listening. You would
- 5:17Speaker 2: get me punching the throat.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Man, You don't get too comfortable by listen to a
- 5:22Speaker 3: couple of podcasts.
- 5:28Speaker 2: I'm a big beater.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I can say it now.
- 5:29Speaker 2: You can't know. You can't say you can't, buddy, I'll.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Say, what's not that serious? Brother?
- 5:38Speaker 3: That's that's what you better do. When he when you
- 5:42Speaker 3: started going, I'm gonna punch in the throat.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Who were that shirt with the nigga negro neither nos, No,
- 5:51Speaker 4: that was that.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Was not ship. Were just just niggas like trying.
- 5:59Speaker 4: To his album Nigga, I'm trying to take the power
- 6:02Speaker 4: away from the word.
- 6:04Speaker 3: I'm like, shut up, nigga, what was that?
- 6:11Speaker 1: Man?
- 6:15Speaker 3: You know we do when niggas trying to act like
- 6:19Speaker 3: make it an acronym, you're never ignorant, getting.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Goods, accomplished nigga. Shut the fuck up.
- 6:25Speaker 5: Yeahs like bro nigga, they thirty three just figured out
- 6:33Speaker 5: there was black at twenty nine.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Shut get it together, nigga acro.
- 6:38Speaker 1: But you know what we gotta do.
- 6:40Speaker 2: We gotta stop acting so wow, you.
- 6:42Speaker 6: Can't because the white folks right, you can see it's
- 6:45Speaker 6: a human now.
- 6:45Speaker 2: If we just if we.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Just you know where tie right? Thanks Trek, Yeah, calm down,
- 6:52Speaker 1: my favorite, Yo. He had me there. That's why I
- 6:57Speaker 1: look back at my ear my late teen and early ties,
- 6:59Speaker 1: like I was a dumb ass nigga because I.
- 7:02Speaker 3: Used to watch those Hidden Colors DVDs and I was like, Yo,
- 7:05Speaker 3: they're really on or something.
- 7:06Speaker 2: No, that's that sparked my hotel face.
- 7:09Speaker 6: They're doing the knowledge that nobody else would do.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Then I realized that Nigga was making pimp uh fucking
- 7:17Speaker 3: pimp instructional videos.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Uh in books, instructional videos.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, that's just one of the things like
- 7:26Speaker 3: this is your guy, the pimping brother.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Wow.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Yeah, how to overcrow, over overcome systematic systems of oppressions.
- 7:34Speaker 1: How to bread your bitches and bitch but also send
- 7:39Speaker 1: me fifty dollars bread washing bitches in overcoming the system.
- 7:46Speaker 1: It's all wanting to say. Are you my pimp too?
- 7:50Speaker 1: It's all one in the same. Oh, b these niggas
- 7:53Speaker 1: are terrible.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Bro ruh, I'm telling you what else is on?
- 8:01Speaker 1: What is?
- 8:02Speaker 2: Not that serious podcast that we're back? We are we
- 8:05Speaker 2: driving driving gas? But gas?
- 8:10Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't. I well, you can say who we
- 8:13Speaker 1: are we're doing? Oh yeah, that's that's true. Not that
- 8:16Speaker 1: serious podcast.
- 8:17Speaker 4: You know the drinker Like that shot got him twisted.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I mean we did a shot that we did a
- 8:27Speaker 1: whole pre for, like.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Pull the little butterscot's butt out in fun?
- 8:35Speaker 1: Why would I that?
- 8:37Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 8:38Speaker 1: Why would I do?
- 8:39Speaker 2: I'm not you, I don't know will pull his butter
- 8:44Speaker 2: very man smiling?
- 8:46Speaker 1: You smalled so much you went to Caucasian colleges. Anything, Man, we.
- 8:50Speaker 2: About to bring out that pitt panther.
- 8:52Speaker 1: My butt was, it is crazy.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Look at that panther is yellow.
- 8:58Speaker 1: This is this is the ass that.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Went to school with uh McCoy.
- 9:04Speaker 2: It was his backup no waiters, Dean, Deon Lewis.
- 9:11Speaker 1: This but party with Deon.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Lewis one time.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Deon Lewis. Who else? Aaron Donald? He was he was
- 9:17Speaker 1: there before you They mean the same time, Yeah, he was.
- 9:20Speaker 1: He was the only yeah, like the only girl.
- 9:23Speaker 2: I was in the line.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I was in the line.
- 9:26Speaker 3: I was in the line to get a chicken sandwich
- 9:28Speaker 3: in the cafeteria behind Dion Lewis.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Was I remember seeing Stephen Adams there? Stephen Adams, you
- 9:35Speaker 1: went there, yeah, uh the same time as us. Yeah. Man,
- 9:40Speaker 1: I saw him and I was.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Like, did you ever interact with those girls? Went there?
- 9:43Speaker 8: Right?
- 9:44Speaker 1: I saw him, was like, yeah, what's up?
- 9:47Speaker 2: Like you never had classroom?
- 9:48Speaker 1: Just like even though they probably never went to class,
- 9:50Speaker 1: you know what I think was in that in my class?
- 9:54Speaker 1: Avante Maddox he did go there.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Huh.
- 9:56Speaker 1: He was in one of my one of like my
- 9:58Speaker 1: bi with the class.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no choice. That was before n I am
- 10:02Speaker 4: he was.
- 10:03Speaker 1: He was most likely sleeping. Shout out to you, Avonte Maddix,
- 10:07Speaker 1: you know, shout out, just sleeping in the back of
- 10:11Speaker 1: I think it was history of jazz, A real, a
- 10:15Speaker 1: real nonsense. That's nothing.
- 10:17Speaker 2: That's an elective doctor, my ass This wasn't this.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Wasn't for the You see me, I have some Benefitly
- 10:31Speaker 1: I got something better for you. Have you ever heard
- 10:33Speaker 1: of Shades of Blue by Miles Davis? Have you ever
- 10:39Speaker 1: heard of felonious flight of the boy.
- 10:44Speaker 2: Really bad whooping cough? I said, well, this is going
- 10:48Speaker 2: to fix you right up?
- 10:49Speaker 1: Wh What about five doses of Count Bassie?
- 10:55Speaker 6: I feeled, my I felt, my silence is clearing up,
- 10:58Speaker 6: just like that one. It's got such calling and restored
- 11:05Speaker 6: the properties.
- 11:06Speaker 1: That's the power of music. Baby.
- 11:15Speaker 3: When he was looking in the window, he said, well,
- 11:18Speaker 3: will you be a hug? Can I get the data bird?
- 11:20Speaker 2: Please?
- 11:21Speaker 3: What we actually out of stock of that.
- 11:33Speaker 2: That you would have to call your doctor.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Looks like your assurance does not cover your life saving
- 11:38Speaker 3: cancer medication.
- 11:40Speaker 2: You're gonna have to check with your h your mo.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Why you see, apparently they found the cure for.
- 11:47Speaker 1: That care for that Chinese got the cure for diabetes. Really,
- 11:53Speaker 1: they got to cure for a lot of things. I'm
- 11:54Speaker 1: not I'm not convinced by that because there's so many
- 11:57Speaker 1: up answers. Haven't diabetes we look at it. I wasn't talking.
- 12:01Speaker 5: About that, No, it wasn't. It was once American pulled
- 12:04Speaker 5: out of whatever. Who Yeah, that they got all the
- 12:08Speaker 5: cures for everything now or vaccines or whatever.
- 12:12Speaker 2: It was a whole bunch of ship.
- 12:14Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it's just you know, some smoking mirrors,
- 12:16Speaker 1: something something else to distract us, like from they have
- 12:20Speaker 1: the cure for cancer for all, Like there's so many
- 12:22Speaker 1: different types of cancers you can't have the cure for
- 12:25Speaker 1: all of them simultaneously.
- 12:26Speaker 4: And actually has the highest number of people living with diabetes.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Rice. That's why they were searching so hard. Rice search
- 12:34Speaker 1: and sugar, straight sugar in the bodies, so straight sugar.
- 12:37Speaker 1: So I mean that's what you gotta use it mm hmm,
- 12:43Speaker 1: getting them fields rice fields.
- 12:51Speaker 5: But yeah, that's but yeah, that's big Mike.
- 13:00Speaker 2: It's a five man crew today.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Yeah, gas is high.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Gas.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Say your name Michael.
- 13:13Speaker 1: New Mayor Terry cainta titan.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Again. Gases high?
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
- 13:20Speaker 5: It's like when when when did the actual Tuesday tuesdays?
- 13:25Speaker 5: When I saw that? Like, like when when I left
- 13:28Speaker 5: here Tuesday? Yes, Tuesday, Tuesday. I didn't get gassed since
- 13:33Speaker 5: last Tuesday.
- 13:34Speaker 1: What are you saying like Tuesday?
- 13:36Speaker 3: All right? Well, no, I'm not gonna ask him why
- 13:38Speaker 3: he does that ship because that's off. I didn't start
- 13:41Speaker 3: saying Tuesday until somebody else got it.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Gash was how do we feel? Yeah, there's big y'all
- 13:50Speaker 2: pay attention to the numbers. That's the only thing I
- 13:53Speaker 2: pay attention to.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Not really, but it's just like unique gas either way.
- 13:55Speaker 1: But that's the old thing. I don't know it because
- 13:57Speaker 1: it was at like.
- 13:58Speaker 4: Two ninety nine, right, I'm about to fill up before
- 14:01Speaker 4: I went to New York on Saturday.
- 14:02Speaker 1: I'm pulling to the point.
- 14:03Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I think maybe the last I didn't
- 14:06Speaker 3: notice because last time I got gas, I actually said
- 14:08Speaker 3: fill it up, which I probably said that.
- 14:13Speaker 2: I don't like that said to me. But uh, I
- 14:16Speaker 2: don't ever, you don't fill up every time you? Hell no,
- 14:20Speaker 2: why not?
- 14:22Speaker 1: I just pay that amount sometimes I'm about to say it.
- 14:25Speaker 1: I just I don't like to have a habit.
- 14:27Speaker 3: I like to know what I'm paying you do know
- 14:30Speaker 3: once it's done. No, I like to know when.
- 14:33Speaker 1: I like to know, Like I'm giving exactly forty.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Dollars, you're getting fifty dollars. I don't want to just
- 14:39Speaker 3: have to have a surprise.
- 14:41Speaker 1: I mean, you got a SUV. Might say my car
- 14:43Speaker 1: can't even fit fifty dollars worth of gas.
- 14:46Speaker 2: On once you fill it up, you know exactly how
- 14:49Speaker 2: much it takes to fill it up. Yeah, but I
- 14:50Speaker 2: like to know before that canan No, but you it's
- 14:53Speaker 2: knowing me the same amount around.
- 14:56Speaker 1: He just wants to know how much I know. But
- 14:58Speaker 1: it's like he's on gas.
- 15:00Speaker 4: The actual average is three forty eight, and it went
- 15:02Speaker 4: up roughly forty eight to fifty one cents just within
- 15:05Speaker 4: the week.
- 15:06Speaker 7: Bro.
- 15:06Speaker 5: So when we left here, I was like I needed
- 15:10Speaker 5: to get gas. So when we left for Tuesday, I
- 15:12Speaker 5: needed to get gas. I got back to Philly and
- 15:13Speaker 5: I was like, Fuck, I'll just wait time back in
- 15:15Speaker 5: Jersey and then I'll get gased. No, I was like,
- 15:17Speaker 5: I'll get gas once I cross the bridge, because it's
- 15:19Speaker 5: this gas station that once I cross, it's only two
- 15:21Speaker 5: ninety nine, which is like twenty to like twenty five
- 15:25Speaker 5: cents more than the gas. I get over here, so
- 15:28Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what I'm saying, I just get
- 15:29Speaker 5: it over there until I get back to Jersey and
- 15:32Speaker 5: put like five ten dousand until I get I get
- 15:34Speaker 5: back over the bridge. I went over there, that shit
- 15:36Speaker 5: said three twenty five. I'm like, ooh, you can suck
- 15:39Speaker 5: my ass fuck out of here.
- 15:40Speaker 1: You went back across the bridge.
- 15:42Speaker 3: No, I want to be honest, it's the most I've
- 15:45Speaker 3: been out of the house. I've been in the house
- 15:46Speaker 3: since Tuesday.
- 15:48Speaker 5: But today I went to that same gas station was
- 15:51Speaker 5: two thirty five. I put ten dollars in so I
- 15:54Speaker 5: can get over the bridge and I can come over here.
- 15:58Speaker 1: That's ghetto getting.
- 15:58Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. I put ten dollars in
- 16:01Speaker 5: so I can get over here and get to the UH.
- 16:03Speaker 5: It's like, it got to be cheap over here, Bro,
- 16:05Speaker 5: it's the same price over here. I'm like, since when
- 16:08Speaker 5: is it the same price between fucking state lines.
- 16:10Speaker 1: His niggas decided they want to run about in Iran's button.
- 16:13Speaker 3: I'm like, Yo, this is fucking stupid, bro. I just
- 16:15Speaker 3: spent like fifty bucks, sixty bucks in gas.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Bro up that pole. But they had a pole waiting
- 16:22Speaker 1: for them. Did you see what it was like? Who
- 16:25Speaker 1: was it? Like? The Prime minister?
- 16:26Speaker 2: Who was that nigga said, we're waiting.
- 16:28Speaker 1: For them, we're waiting for them. He almost wanted to
- 16:30Speaker 1: smile like he had waited out life. We should reconsider. Yeah,
- 16:35Speaker 1: because that niggas was not playing. That sounds crazy.
- 16:38Speaker 2: The nigga said, yeah, they ready, they ready, they're ready.
- 16:42Speaker 9: For They're ready, and they're getting intelligence from from Russia.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Of course, they said, who else these missiles are promised
- 16:49Speaker 1: you three thousand.
- 16:50Speaker 3: It's like when you don't when you hate a nigga
- 16:51Speaker 3: so much, but you don't you don't really want to
- 16:54Speaker 3: smoke with You just don't want to smoke with them.
- 16:56Speaker 1: But did you see another nigga doing it? You putting
- 16:58Speaker 1: the bad in the like yo. Yeah, but you.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Know, we would be so much more at ease if
- 17:03Speaker 4: we were just like Israel fight.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Their own thing.
- 17:05Speaker 3: That's not well, that's like we don't got to get
- 17:08Speaker 3: into gas is high.
- 17:12Speaker 1: That's why.
- 17:13Speaker 4: That's why that's Trump supporters ripping the magots dig off
- 17:17Speaker 4: their cars.
- 17:18Speaker 1: This is what it took. Gas Gass prices, gas price.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Not not not not Aphelia, everything else. Gas prices, the
- 17:26Speaker 3: diddling of kids because now it's affecting their pockets.
- 17:29Speaker 2: It's always pedophiles.
- 17:32Speaker 4: Don't affect my pockets prices.
- 17:37Speaker 1: My kids is grown.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Exactly what mine and I'm still ain't on grand kids.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I don't have no.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Dog in this fight, bro, But you know, shout out
- 17:53Speaker 3: this rigorous Spotify.
- 17:57Speaker 1: We're still decided.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Yeah, man, how's how's everybody feeling? How's everybody ship?
- 18:04Speaker 1: I'm alive now.
- 18:06Speaker 4: We had to, like I said, I had to drive
- 18:08Speaker 4: to New York and then drive back down here.
- 18:10Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 18:11Speaker 4: What was in New York I had to do? It
- 18:13Speaker 4: was actually the Kappa event in New York. Cory and
- 18:17Speaker 4: his niggas Queen's Alumni chapter.
- 18:19Speaker 1: So I do that with Corey was out there, no no.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Queens alumni probably get up the.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Corey was out there and moving them shoulders.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Show a little shoulder show just a little you know,
- 18:33Speaker 2: a little you know.
- 18:34Speaker 1: He put the you know, and he you know, put
- 18:36Speaker 1: the things up on the camera.
- 18:39Speaker 2: That's what ship.
- 18:40Speaker 3: That's the niggas that can't show that ship, he said,
- 18:44Speaker 3: Cory getting the front and.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Put the camera up. Nigga, shut up, who cares about
- 18:53Speaker 1: your nerds?
- 18:55Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I want that nigga to get married
- 18:58Speaker 3: again so I can see him do it.
- 19:00Speaker 2: That's the closest time.
- 19:01Speaker 3: When you seen it, I was like I was finding
- 19:03Speaker 3: out like a bitch, like I was one of the
- 19:06Speaker 3: holes on college.
- 19:08Speaker 4: It was the day for the New York No, no, no,
- 19:12Speaker 4: it was just like they do a banquet every year.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Cool because it's mine today. Oh yeah, I saw. I
- 19:17Speaker 1: was on Instagram.
- 19:19Speaker 5: I saw a video that that they got fucking booked
- 19:22Speaker 5: to do a kid's birthday party.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Y'all for what to stroll?
- 19:28Speaker 1: Okay, throw one of the kids birthday parties. I'm like,
- 19:31Speaker 1: who gets a book for that? Who accepts the booking
- 19:33Speaker 1: for that?
- 19:33Speaker 2: Love like me? Now they did?
- 19:35Speaker 3: They did, and they came into and a little girl
- 19:38Speaker 3: was like.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Coming through the door. It's right off. Probably it agrees.
- 19:46Speaker 1: It's like this, yeah, oh my god, look at this.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Looking at I.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Mean, it's either that or like freking Power Rangers working. Nah,
- 19:58Speaker 2: she was too old for a power range working.
- 19:59Speaker 1: But she was probably.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Watched Superheroes get Light Team fourteen.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Superhero getting Like yeah, I mean that's that's from the
- 20:11Speaker 1: block buzz like valid, like salad, it happened. I would
- 20:16Speaker 1: like to see it.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Oh, just go to at waiting for a hot day
- 20:19Speaker 3: and filly, you'll find it. Just walk around.
- 20:22Speaker 2: They was outside today, speaking hot. They was outside, it
- 20:25Speaker 2: was nice.
- 20:26Speaker 1: It was warm, it was nicetide.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Everybody was on their stoop today.
- 20:30Speaker 5: Poor kid was just out there, just just max and relaxed,
- 20:33Speaker 5: feet out toes toes on the concrete.
- 20:36Speaker 2: I'm like, exactly, I'm not.
- 20:40Speaker 4: Whether this gonna be your first summer and Phil right, no,
- 20:42Speaker 4: you were the last one.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you hear nice, of course, of course.
- 20:47Speaker 4: And it started early once it started out his motorcycles
- 20:50Speaker 4: and guns.
- 20:51Speaker 5: But between the A t vs, dirt bikes and fucking
- 20:55Speaker 5: ice cream man.
- 20:57Speaker 2: The ice cream Man was out there before the kids
- 20:58Speaker 2: got out of school.
- 20:59Speaker 3: The motherfuckers that out there's patrolling the streets at ten
- 21:01Speaker 3: o'clock practicing this route. I'm like, Nigga like ice cream
- 21:05Speaker 3: into him and they were like around.
- 21:07Speaker 1: It was like seven.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck are you doing out here?
- 21:11Speaker 1: Pm?
- 21:11Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's just weird, Like what you at
- 21:15Speaker 4: nine pm?
- 21:15Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing? Nine pm? Yes? Seven?
- 21:20Speaker 4: Still still you shouldn't be outside on the dark.
- 21:23Speaker 1: That's weird.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Yeah, little bit, I feel like, what are you doing.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Peter I open.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Yeah, that should opened like a week and a half ago,
- 21:31Speaker 4: two weeks ago.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop.
- 21:34Speaker 4: It's open already, it's open alreadyusually it was the first
- 21:36Speaker 4: a spring.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Yeah, they were missing out on the damn it's a recession.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Huh. That's an indicator for sure.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yeah, it was out there with the like up time over.
- 21:45Speaker 5: I think they're doing there. I saw that they're doing
- 21:48Speaker 5: the free skream. I think on the eighteenth.
- 21:51Speaker 1: I mean where it's warm all year around. I readers closed,
- 21:55Speaker 1: but what about the one in the Willing bro the
- 21:57Speaker 1: walking one.
- 21:58Speaker 2: That yeah, that closed, that closed. I think they're all seasonal, Yeah, closing.
- 22:03Speaker 1: The bad business.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Well, other places are season Is that the only place
- 22:06Speaker 3: that the boardwalk six Flags?
- 22:08Speaker 1: Board walk in.
- 22:10Speaker 4: Your six Flags closes like after Halloween the last who
- 22:14Speaker 4: were off for the year and the closing the springtime.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Is actually isn't six Flags like not in dire streets? Yeah?
- 22:20Speaker 1: Six Flags is fine, Yeah, was closing down. We have
- 22:23Speaker 1: the biggest flight one in Georgia I think or d C.
- 22:26Speaker 1: That was a Maryland Maryland. Yeah, Maryland's close.
- 22:30Speaker 2: The one in Texas is like that big.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Anyway, we got the biggest one.
- 22:33Speaker 3: Yeah, really, yeah, I can't.
- 22:38Speaker 2: I haven't been on six Flags since I was in
- 22:39Speaker 2: high school.
- 22:40Speaker 1: It's still the same feeling. I gotta go. He gets one, Mike,
- 22:46Speaker 1: he gets one.
- 22:46Speaker 2: I don't know what's so funny about that.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I don't. I don't either, but I know he gets one.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's saying.
- 22:51Speaker 2: I mean, I ain't say anything.
- 22:53Speaker 1: I mean he said, well, that's all like flags. You
- 22:57Speaker 1: can do other things. We can just go to the flag.
- 22:59Speaker 1: What do you mean other things? What are you talking about?
- 23:01Speaker 1: I would go just for the funnel kick.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Ah, that's what you're doing. Okay, Mike one.
- 23:09Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine, it's fine.
- 23:14Speaker 2: I got it out of the war. Actually, probably should go.
- 23:20Speaker 1: You get a lot of stuff.
- 23:21Speaker 2: That's a lot of stuff.
- 23:23Speaker 4: There's a lot of fun things still there.
- 23:27Speaker 1: That something, some carnival games, some more basketball, you know what,
- 23:32Speaker 1: San Antonio Jersey, not the Spurs though.
- 23:35Speaker 4: It's actually a Wally Coyote Jersey.
- 23:37Speaker 1: San Antonio basketball team.
- 23:39Speaker 5: I remember working the boardwalk doing the own stupid ass gamesoardwalk.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Yeah, six Flags.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm like you did do that.
- 23:47Speaker 4: I say, every nigga there seventy five percent of our
- 23:50Speaker 4: grade work at six flights at one point.
- 23:52Speaker 5: For a lot of people, first jobs, I think they're
- 23:55Speaker 5: the only job that really starts hiring you at fourteen fourteen.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen fourteen fourteen. Oh yeah, and you have that
- 24:06Speaker 2: paper to sign.
- 24:08Speaker 1: You can only work like xyz hours.
- 24:09Speaker 2: You can only work on the weekends.
- 24:11Speaker 5: And if they feel like this you're overstaffed, you're the
- 24:15Speaker 5: first people to go.
- 24:16Speaker 2: So that's one of the reasons why I didn't last long.
- 24:18Speaker 2: So you could barely work. Yeah.
- 24:20Speaker 9: Not only that, but it's an unpredictable you're gonna leave
- 24:22Speaker 9: because it's from us. It's like a thirty minute hikes.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Our parents are like, I ain't doing that. That's just
- 24:26Speaker 1: a good forty five.
- 24:27Speaker 2: No, it's like thirty six flags. Yeah, it's like thirty.
- 24:31Speaker 2: It's only thirty thirty five right now, is it night?
- 24:33Speaker 2: It's only thirty thirty five.
- 24:35Speaker 1: I'm looking it up, Elsie.
- 24:36Speaker 3: Yeah, in your conversation, because now I want we all
- 24:40Speaker 3: gotta stop.
- 24:41Speaker 1: I gotta stop them.
- 24:42Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know he's looking at forty minutes no
- 24:46Speaker 5: traffic right now, no traffic. Well, you drive slow, it's nighttime,
- 24:52Speaker 5: you drive slow, thirty minutes all the time.
- 24:55Speaker 1: You know how I drive, yeah, reck fast.
- 24:57Speaker 5: But speaking of that, you know what for the pre
- 25:01Speaker 5: the people that asked what power would you like to have?
- 25:03Speaker 2: I would like to take mine back.
- 25:05Speaker 5: I want to have the power to have like a
- 25:07Speaker 5: little finger gun because I'm tired of people driving like
- 25:10Speaker 5: fucking dickheads. Because I just want to be able to
- 25:12Speaker 5: aim at somebody's tiring gop while they're driving, and so
- 25:15Speaker 5: they stop all that bullshit and kills somebody. They're gonna
- 25:18Speaker 5: the way. These two people was driving when I was
- 25:20Speaker 5: coming here today, motherfucker almost hit me twice, and mind you,
- 25:24Speaker 5: I got out the way two times, and they kept
- 25:26Speaker 5: finding a way back to me. So every time they
- 25:28Speaker 5: hit the brakes, I would just pop a little tired,
- 25:31Speaker 5: like stop doing that funck shit. I want that power
- 25:33Speaker 5: because I'm tired of people doing dumb shit while I'm driving.
- 25:35Speaker 5: People do and it was two people like like, I'm
- 25:39Speaker 5: guessing this guy got cut off like a way back
- 25:41Speaker 5: and these motherfuckers just zipped and zopping out of traffic
- 25:44Speaker 5: almost hit me.
- 25:45Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck are y'all doing? Bro? Like
- 25:46Speaker 2: what is going on here?
- 25:52Speaker 1: Nah?
- 25:52Speaker 5: I want that power to just be able to just
- 25:55Speaker 5: point in somebody tired and that shit just popped.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Somebody was driving like that when I was going to
- 25:58Speaker 4: New York. I think I was on my way there
- 26:00Speaker 4: and it was two cars.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Ship is dumb, bro, It is fucking stupid, exactly.
- 26:05Speaker 1: So I just mm hmm yeah.
- 26:08Speaker 4: And the police are never there when But if I
- 26:11Speaker 4: got a tail light out.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Of the world, that's easy. That's easy, though, I'm like
- 26:17Speaker 1: an easy damn bro. I guess I'm not zipping and
- 26:20Speaker 1: zapping through traffic. Catch one of them.
- 26:22Speaker 10: Man.
- 26:22Speaker 5: They never I've never been driving while somebody seeming like
- 26:26Speaker 5: somebody get pulled pulled over while they're driving like that.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Never, I've never seen it. Never. No, I just seen
- 26:31Speaker 2: somebody that that might just be going.
- 26:32Speaker 1: A little bit over, pulled over for no reason.
- 26:35Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure the registration expider, what's up.
- 26:39Speaker 3: It's funny the two niggas are the most vehicular mishaps.
- 26:43Speaker 2: Are just ranting and rating our niggas dry. Listen other
- 26:46Speaker 2: people with the most totals and driver Michael, you really
- 26:52Speaker 2: just started driving like a few years ago.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Stop. I'm a good time. It was not my fault.
- 27:03Speaker 3: Maybe you should have took a couple of years off playing.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Why now, I'm got skills up. My skills are fine.
- 27:12Speaker 3: The best driving was wrong.
- 27:15Speaker 2: They do be wrong.
- 27:16Speaker 1: You are currently in the midst of litigation.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Because of your driving.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Not at all, not at all.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, it's okay.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Look left, look right and left again, left.
- 27:38Speaker 5: Again, literally left again the car.
- 27:42Speaker 2: I don't assume the car was hitting Michael.
- 27:46Speaker 7: He was there.
- 27:47Speaker 1: You didn't know the car was hidden. That was your fault, though, right,
- 27:50Speaker 1: because he said it was.
- 27:53Speaker 2: But still the car was still hidden behind another car.
- 27:55Speaker 4: And that's why you got a wit to the car
- 27:56Speaker 4: in front times it's called right.
- 28:02Speaker 5: Yeah, so I looked left. I saw only one car
- 28:05Speaker 5: turning right into a thing somebody.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I didn't wait until he completed his turn.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Him turning right had nothing to do with me, though.
- 28:11Speaker 4: Yes it did, because you were going out and making
- 28:12Speaker 4: the left in front of him.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Right.
- 28:13Speaker 3: I feel like, as our GYM teacher slash drivers and destructors, you.
- 28:18Speaker 5: Can't see a car that's hidden. So no matter what
- 28:21Speaker 5: joke you make, if you look and you and you
- 28:24Speaker 5: don't see a car, you're not gonna expect the car.
- 28:26Speaker 4: That's why the whole point is just supposed to wait
- 28:28Speaker 4: until that that car complete their.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Sure, that's fine, but that's why.
- 28:31Speaker 4: That's why you do that, because you can't see what's
- 28:33Speaker 4: behind it.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Listen, I'm not I'm not disagreeing that nigga didn't see
- 28:38Speaker 3: the car.
- 28:38Speaker 2: That's it.
- 28:43Speaker 1: That's all the fuck.
- 28:44Speaker 3: So, mother fucker, Like, you're definitely the worst driver in here,
- 28:49Speaker 3: So let's count the accident that has nothing to do
- 28:54Speaker 3: with it.
- 28:57Speaker 2: That has nothing to do with my record, yours too.
- 29:04Speaker 3: More than that doesn't mean it's spitting tickets, that we're
- 29:09Speaker 3: moving violations.
- 29:10Speaker 2: That That doesn't mean that you're a better driver. Yeah,
- 29:14Speaker 2: I know, does it actually measurable?
- 29:16Speaker 1: No?
- 29:17Speaker 2: How many actions that are my fault? Mine? Mine one? Okay,
- 29:22Speaker 2: he more than doesn't mean that you're a better driver.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Hey, somebody who scores three points other than zero one's
- 29:27Speaker 3: a better score, my nigga, you have on markup than me,
- 29:33Speaker 3: not at all?
- 29:34Speaker 1: All right, those are the numbers.
- 29:36Speaker 5: That's no, that's like going, oh, if I've only taken
- 29:40Speaker 5: three free throws and I haven't missed, but I've taken
- 29:42Speaker 5: hundreds and I've missed maybe four, Like, oh, my percentage
- 29:45Speaker 5: is better than yours. That's pretty by exactly.
- 29:50Speaker 2: So No, that's not how that goes.
- 29:51Speaker 9: But it's measurable by your insurance company, though.
- 29:57Speaker 1: So the question should be how much you pay for
- 29:58Speaker 1: your insurance. I would love to hear that.
- 30:02Speaker 2: My insurances?
- 30:03Speaker 1: What's that? What's that position?
- 30:05Speaker 4: Adjudicators or I don't think I've never talked to a
- 30:08Speaker 4: person that pays less than me.
- 30:10Speaker 1: I'm fully covered. I paid ninety dollars a month. Ninety.
- 30:14Speaker 2: That's a safe driver right there?
- 30:16Speaker 1: Did he drives like a little man, that's why?
- 30:18Speaker 2: Well, maybe I mean Garry. I'll never forget what I
- 30:24Speaker 2: seen Gary passing Gary on.
- 30:27Speaker 1: You see that?
- 30:28Speaker 3: Yeah, like in the Boon Dogs where they talk about Tom.
- 30:31Speaker 3: You drive like an old bitch, old lady smaller all right?
- 30:40Speaker 2: That man nipples be touching a horn, that.
- 30:43Speaker 1: She be smelling the steer wheel.
- 30:46Speaker 2: I forget that. I was like, how does that girl
- 30:49Speaker 2: not have the ick? Right now? She did?
- 31:02Speaker 11: Alright, regroup, He was gonna say it wasn't my first last.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Tequila waf everybody, we'll know. We'll know how that goes.
- 31:21Speaker 4: And if we get a message next week, god huh,
- 31:27Speaker 4: because it's.
- 31:27Speaker 5: Gonna be somebody else, like exactly in the text right now,
- 31:38Speaker 5: sending the time stamp. He was like, it's twenty nine minutes.
- 31:41Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry, guys, I was sorry too specific.
- 31:45Speaker 1: But yeah, they know, they know. How's every foddy feeling?
- 31:49Speaker 2: How's everybody good? It's good, good, good good?
- 31:53Speaker 1: Better? Now, man, all right, what do we have? Times? Oh?
- 31:57Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? No, we're go ahead. Speaking
- 32:00Speaker 1: of the economy, gas prices. There's something that happened recently,
- 32:04Speaker 1: something that was publicized that say, we might be in
- 32:09Speaker 1: dark times or could be in dark times. It was
- 32:13Speaker 1: listeners let me know if I got poo craved. It
- 32:16Speaker 1: was Costco having off White. Mhmm the brand, Yes, Costco,
- 32:25Speaker 1: that's dark times.
- 32:25Speaker 2: Why is that dark times?
- 32:27Speaker 4: Because off White is supposed to be a high fashion brand.
- 32:30Speaker 4: That's like Costco having Supreme.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Yeah, babe, wow, no, yeah?
- 32:37Speaker 2: What is all white? Is the Virgil stuff?
- 32:39Speaker 1: Right?
- 32:40Speaker 2: That's fallen off for a while now.
- 32:41Speaker 1: What happened Costco is quietly si.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Wow that new drip.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:54Speaker 3: Off White has been falling on those recipes ever since
- 32:56Speaker 3: virginal past, since he died. That really hasn't been a
- 32:59Speaker 3: thing like that, And the only thing that sells well
- 33:01Speaker 3: was like the rare sneakers, but like the brand of
- 33:04Speaker 3: like clothing, they.
- 33:05Speaker 4: Got sixty three dollars. Yeah, that's like finding like essential.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Essentials at Costco. That's how you know.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like if they if I start seeing findy but
- 33:15Speaker 3: at Costco, then I'm scared that.
- 33:18Speaker 5: I'm a little conflicted though, because somebody somebody shot at
- 33:20Speaker 5: ray On there.
- 33:21Speaker 3: That's crazy shot at Rayonna's house. Oh they said, ray
- 33:26Speaker 3: Allen Rihanna.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Let's let's all table, We'll get there.
- 33:30Speaker 4: Yeah she's she's crazy, But what what is going on?
- 33:34Speaker 1: I'm a little conflicted though, because I feel like something
- 33:37Speaker 1: being accessible shouldn't make it less desirable. Listen, that's that's
- 33:42Speaker 1: all about.
- 33:42Speaker 2: That's how that goes inclusivity.
- 33:45Speaker 1: I feel a little like Fela kid, but we don't
- 33:49Speaker 1: push your eyes. But just because it's more accessible doesn't Yeah.
- 33:55Speaker 2: That's how fashion goes.
- 33:56Speaker 1: That's what exclusivity is all about.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Everybody can get it, then it loses its value perceived value.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Like that's like if everybody has it, then what makes
- 34:08Speaker 3: me or this special?
- 34:10Speaker 2: What makes it valuable?
- 34:12Speaker 1: I mean value is what you place on it. I
- 34:14Speaker 1: mean that's what I'm saying.
- 34:15Speaker 3: But that's why I use the word perceived value. And
- 34:18Speaker 3: when it comes to charging prices, perceptions anything. I mean, honestly,
- 34:21Speaker 3: even if it's exclusive, fucking the fucking Gucci store or
- 34:25Speaker 3: whatever they sell out there in the European high fashion houses,
- 34:30Speaker 3: they the same little Taiwan these kids is fucking stitching
- 34:33Speaker 3: it from that same letter that they use on fucking
- 34:36Speaker 3: OSCs for gosh or whatever. TikTok uh No, I just
- 34:41Speaker 3: know that, Yeah, they just you know. So it's all
- 34:46Speaker 3: perceived value. So it's what you're willing to pay. And
- 34:49Speaker 3: they have been boozled a lot of people in the
- 34:51Speaker 3: paying so and it's all about brand recognition and brand uh, marketing, exclusivity,
- 34:59Speaker 3: all that stuff. So six Once a brand has fallen off,
- 35:02Speaker 3: like off White has since you lose the creative direction
- 35:07Speaker 3: of Virgil Ablow Rescue East, Yeah, sixty three dollars isn't
- 35:12Speaker 3: like or scandal, because that's why you can find Yeezys
- 35:14Speaker 3: for like eighteen dollars on TikTok shop.
- 35:18Speaker 1: But sixty three dollars isn't like dirt.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's dirt compared to how much it was
- 35:26Speaker 3: when he was alive.
- 35:28Speaker 2: That hoodie was two three, four hundred dollars.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Now it's yeah, you're getting that with your fucking chocolate
- 35:35Speaker 3: chunk cookie perceived value.
- 35:38Speaker 1: You got a big old Cosco beat. It did have
- 35:41Speaker 1: some SB dunks that were a limited release at Costco
- 35:44Speaker 1: of like five stores. I was really trying to get him,
- 35:46Speaker 1: but I couldn't.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Dumb ship Costco getting them dumb dumb Kirkling ships. Yeah,
- 35:50Speaker 2: them ships are so what Kirkling.
- 35:53Speaker 1: It's ugly, but they're just great.
- 35:55Speaker 5: There was just regularly that's why that that's why they
- 35:58Speaker 5: choose like that's why. Okay, I'm not gonna say that
- 36:01Speaker 5: they were ugly, but they were just so playing the
- 36:03Speaker 5: fact that that motherfuckers really sitting in line trying to
- 36:06Speaker 5: get it. Because they were exclusive drops.
- 36:08Speaker 1: I'm like, no, not just because it's exclusive.
- 36:11Speaker 4: Don't mean that you got to have wearing these the
- 36:14Speaker 4: grade jewels.
- 36:16Speaker 5: You can't see me wearing those. You've never seen me
- 36:19Speaker 5: wear any shoes like that. That looks like you've never seen.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Me wear anything, Like, what's wrong with you?
- 36:23Speaker 1: Guinea regular?
- 36:28Speaker 2: You've never seen me wear anything.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Keen is more of a mid the.
- 36:31Speaker 2: High top kind of guy.
- 36:32Speaker 3: You don't have any lows I have like maybe two,
- 36:35Speaker 3: I don't. I don't really And and they got bought
- 36:37Speaker 3: for me.
- 36:39Speaker 1: I don't know why you hate on I'm not either
- 36:43Speaker 1: boots or court ready sneakers.
- 36:45Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not hating them.
- 36:47Speaker 5: It's just like like the fact that that those were
- 36:50Speaker 5: just so plain and motherfuckers really trying their damn is
- 36:52Speaker 5: to get them playing ass.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Because they have released that.
- 36:56Speaker 4: It is like they're only available at fives.
- 36:59Speaker 2: He's gonna hoop or haul lumber.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Today's gonna hall number. Yeah yeah, they dirty too, or
- 37:06Speaker 1: you know, take off the shoes then he's ready to hoop.
- 37:08Speaker 2: He probably got fingers on under the boots.
- 37:11Speaker 1: They take keep the boots on, boots, get the knee pad,
- 37:18Speaker 1: one or two knee pads. Yeah yeah. If you if
- 37:21Speaker 1: you ball up the just if you ball up the pants, right,
- 37:25Speaker 1: you'll have your built ink pad. Yeah.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Amen, No, no I need I need just pressure. What
- 37:31Speaker 2: I'm saying depending on activity, extra support exactly.
- 37:37Speaker 3: But yeah, the selling packers, how I want to saying?
- 37:45Speaker 2: What else do we got on the plate? Today?
- 37:48Speaker 1: International Women's Day? Oh yes, shout out to or it
- 37:51Speaker 1: was yesterday? Yesterday? Yesterday was International Women's Day. Is a
- 37:55Speaker 1: women's history of month too. It is women's as well.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Shout out in celebration for International Women's Day. I went
- 38:02Speaker 1: golfing and the brandy made food for the week.
- 38:05Speaker 2: So that's how it supposed to be.
- 38:08Speaker 1: When when yeah, yeah, I forgot all about it. I
- 38:10Speaker 1: didn't know. Are we supposed to do something now? Is
- 38:12Speaker 1: that like a new holiday we're supposed to women's I'm
- 38:15Speaker 1: talking about International Women's Day. We know we don't have
- 38:20Speaker 1: to do anything for hell no, Because Artie I texted
- 38:24Speaker 1: him about you.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Know, you know what I like, this is the first
- 38:27Speaker 3: year I didn't write, I didn't.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Post bitches and ship but the tricks. Okay what Artie?
- 38:35Speaker 1: I asked him about golfing on Sunday and he was like,
- 38:38Speaker 1: you're not doing anything for I don't know if he
- 38:40Speaker 1: was trolling me. He said, you're not doing anything for
- 38:42Speaker 1: International Women's Day.
- 38:43Speaker 2: He's clearly there's no way.
- 38:45Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't think because he didn't
- 38:46Speaker 4: go clear he really wasn't there.
- 38:48Speaker 2: He didn't do anything.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I mean some investigation on that. Because he's a woman.
- 38:53Speaker 2: Was with my women. They went out the brunch.
- 38:55Speaker 1: I was International Women's Day.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Yeah, he was at home watching the kid.
- 38:58Speaker 1: International Women's Day. Due they got to have fun.
- 39:01Speaker 3: He got bamboos just because he had a kid, not
- 39:06Speaker 3: like he had something to do.
- 39:07Speaker 1: He had to to watch his own son.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Well he had, otherwise he would have went, that's not really.
- 39:13Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that's something to do, because that's
- 39:15Speaker 2: something you do every day.
- 39:16Speaker 3: What's becoming specifically, I will watch watch kid because it's
- 39:24Speaker 3: International Women's Day.
- 39:25Speaker 1: You have your day. First of all, Happy Internet.
- 39:29Speaker 3: First of all, another one of my favorite bullshit bron moments.
- 39:35Speaker 6: My handsome chocolate man, my chocolate Adonis.
- 39:41Speaker 2: I was like, I was in the goddamn house. I
- 39:43Speaker 2: was what I do. I was watching college basketball. So
- 39:47Speaker 2: if you had to do something, what would you do
- 39:51Speaker 2: for International Women's Day? Is that like a pamper her
- 39:55Speaker 2: type of day?
- 39:56Speaker 1: I would have watched in fact, Dan that and a
- 40:02Speaker 1: link next thing with a link the reciprocated gifts.
- 40:09Speaker 5: You already get your Birthday, Valentine's Day and anniversaries.
- 40:12Speaker 2: You ain't getting international, you know, for Women's Day, I'm
- 40:18Speaker 2: gonna wear clean drawers this time, just for you, baby,
- 40:25Speaker 2: no holes in my drawers. For International Women's Day.
- 40:28Speaker 3: I will change the best she's by myself, just for you.
- 40:35Speaker 1: For to day.
- 40:36Speaker 2: I'm with a wipe after I peek showing off.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I might say, you're not a
- 40:44Speaker 2: hooded bandit. Hell no, born in America exactly.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I was born in the US A remember all of
- 40:55Speaker 1: his friends who are and who are?
- 40:57Speaker 2: Yeah, because all their pants are first generation.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Over here, so they got ea descended from immigrants.
- 41:05Speaker 2: Hello, I am normal.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Only to work. Thanks, where's guccie?
- 41:15Speaker 3: Remember when I first seen one of those, I was like, oh,
- 41:23Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not watching this.
- 41:26Speaker 2: It was like, why is there so much of it?
- 41:27Speaker 2: That's a lot of skin that is, Why does it
- 41:32Speaker 2: taper off like that?
- 41:34Speaker 1: Yikes?
- 41:35Speaker 2: You tell me that you had to pull the skin
- 41:36Speaker 2: back before you put the condom on.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Yes, so you had to roll back two things, roll
- 41:42Speaker 3: back twice. How do you roll a condom? And you
- 41:44Speaker 3: gotta you paper clip your skin to the back and
- 41:49Speaker 3: gotta hold the skin back with a chip clip and
- 41:51Speaker 3: then put the condomn on.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Yikes, Champing the mile you gotta it's it's called champing
- 41:59Speaker 1: the miles.
- 42:02Speaker 4: That's that's that's what all the niggas, that's ergo.
- 42:05Speaker 1: They could roll blunts really good.
- 42:06Speaker 3: It's not finger and finger dexterity.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Holding up, rolling up like a picking a blanket. To
- 42:17Speaker 1: make some of those.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Where's the mustard?
- 42:19Speaker 1: Where's the you to make the mustards? We'll go to
- 42:25Speaker 1: the frozen section. What you can just make him making myself,
- 42:30Speaker 1: but make them yourself a little bit.
- 42:31Speaker 2: No, I go to the frozen section. Just get those.
- 42:34Speaker 2: You get freaky.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Last time I made some peanut butter. What type of
- 42:41Speaker 1: the boy, blinkety boy, the time I used the Pillsbury
- 42:45Speaker 1: Hawaiian roll crescent rolls. He's getting freaked you? Yeah, what's
- 42:51Speaker 1: wrong with that?
- 42:53Speaker 2: Nothing?
- 42:53Speaker 1: Man? All right, use the crest roll exactly, just a
- 42:56Speaker 1: little Hawaiian Hawaiian sweetness. Yeah, they don't.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Be in the kitchen for well so like so the
- 43:02Speaker 2: fact that that he's like.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Mike just being lazy, why, it's just I'm not using
- 43:10Speaker 3: that for for like appetizer.
- 43:11Speaker 1: I'm just gonna if I want to cook them, to
- 43:12Speaker 1: cook a meal. How many did you make?
- 43:14Speaker 9: Oh?
- 43:14Speaker 1: It was because I had left over from the Super Bowl,
- 43:16Speaker 1: so I just gotta actually use them.
- 43:19Speaker 2: Left over mini means yeah, I.
- 43:21Speaker 3: Thought you said out was like I really want to
- 43:24Speaker 3: let me go buy hot dogs cut them up.
- 43:26Speaker 1: That would never happen. So I was like the little
- 43:29Speaker 1: short ones in the package, like steal the package. Talking
- 43:32Speaker 1: about the little Franks, little smokies, farms.
- 43:37Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right here cheap talking of jo you got, yeah,
- 43:45Speaker 2: gotta make those, make those. What's the last meal you cooked?
- 43:49Speaker 1: Last meal I cooked? What did I make last?
- 43:53Speaker 2: We'll skip you, Elsie for obvious reasons.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I mean, brocol Yeah, no's week. Yeah. I said, like, look,
- 44:02Speaker 1: I've made something. Let me see this. Can you pull
- 44:04Speaker 1: it up? You can pull it up?
- 44:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's on your phone. It was nothing
- 44:10Speaker 4: got faster, but why I made.
- 44:14Speaker 1: A sheet pan lamb kebobs, so you know I saw that.
- 44:17Speaker 2: I'm like, boy you yeah, over there, different, Yeah, over
- 44:21Speaker 2: the different.
- 44:21Speaker 1: It's very easy to make though.
- 44:23Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just I just like, yeah, like the
- 44:25Speaker 5: only people that I know that make their own lamb kebobs.
- 44:28Speaker 1: It was very easy, though.
- 44:30Speaker 2: I think that's their love language, cooking for each other.
- 44:34Speaker 2: It seems like I think a lot of freaky things
- 44:35Speaker 2: happening in that kitchen.
- 44:37Speaker 1: If it was by, If if I had more say,
- 44:39Speaker 1: it would be like simpler meals, brands. No, I'm tired
- 44:43Speaker 1: of that. I don't feel like even sweet potatoes. That's
- 44:45Speaker 1: literally it was meal prepping. It's just chicken.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Brother, I'll take it.
- 44:50Speaker 1: I'll take it. That'll get the job done.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Honey sauce on that bee.
- 44:55Speaker 1: You see the chicken like, that's very versatile. You can
- 44:57Speaker 1: add the sauce. You could change it, make the honey sauce.
- 44:59Speaker 1: Did you no?
- 45:00Speaker 3: Okay I was, I know, I mean I probably could,
- 45:03Speaker 3: but okay, So so is that rice from.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Like mint rice?
- 45:08Speaker 4: We have regular rice in the jar because seamables broccoli.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no shame in that. That's how I
- 45:13Speaker 2: do all my don't don't you worry about that.
- 45:16Speaker 5: Hot and honey is getting a little too extra. Have
- 45:19Speaker 5: y'all seen that they have hot in honey milk?
- 45:22Speaker 1: What he and this better not pol Your timeline is different.
- 45:27Speaker 2: No, No, it's it's it's it's freaky.
- 45:29Speaker 5: No, No, it's it's it's it's Mikayla like so so
- 45:32Speaker 5: so she she has this.
- 45:33Speaker 2: Thing where like she's kind of saying hot in honey
- 45:35Speaker 2: on everything. They got hot in honey, V eight juice.
- 45:39Speaker 1: I could kind of see that, like, you know, I
- 45:42Speaker 1: like V. I haven't had V in years, But yeah, they.
- 45:45Speaker 2: Got like too many things hot in honey.
- 45:49Speaker 5: Hot honey, hot and honey milk hot in honey milk.
- 45:53Speaker 2: What the fuck is even that?
- 45:55Speaker 1: It looks like it's just milk with honey and then
- 45:57Speaker 1: cinnamon and spice.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Why everything it's hot honey milk.
- 46:04Speaker 1: But it's not really, it's not like spicy milk, hot sauce.
- 46:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just this hot and honey crave just like
- 46:10Speaker 5: like this hot and honey, this this spicy sounds.
- 46:13Speaker 2: It just needs to stop.
- 46:14Speaker 5: This looks like everything doesn't have to be hot. It
- 46:17Speaker 5: doesn't have to be a hot version of everything.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Sure, leave the ship alone.
- 46:21Speaker 5: We got Fuego skittles, We got Fuego meltain dew we gottles.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Either way, Elsie, proud of you. Thanks, I'm gonna start
- 46:34Speaker 1: cooking more. Yeah, man, it's you.
- 46:37Speaker 3: You will not you will not like believe how much
- 46:40Speaker 3: money you will save if you just commit to cooking.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Just twice a week. Yeah, all you really need to
- 46:47Speaker 1: just twice, two big meals and your set, bro.
- 46:50Speaker 3: That's why that's why I get it, just to test
- 46:52Speaker 3: it will be such a difference in mony, like, oh.
- 46:55Speaker 4: Ship, you know my thing is now though, or what
- 46:57Speaker 4: I learned though just from doing that. Now the food
- 47:00Speaker 4: is just there, I might eat too much or eat
- 47:03Speaker 4: the meals that I already have, Like, damn, I'm hungry,
- 47:05Speaker 4: and I know I have that in there, but that's
- 47:07Speaker 4: my meal for tomorrow.
- 47:09Speaker 1: We'll just make more.
- 47:10Speaker 3: It's still even if you cook, it's still gonna be
- 47:13Speaker 3: You're still gonna come out better if you do that
- 47:15Speaker 3: rather than go out. And because just the way food
- 47:19Speaker 3: is now, Chick fil a all that stuff, and I
- 47:21Speaker 3: know you like that, they ain't the cheapest fast food
- 47:25Speaker 3: out there.
- 47:26Speaker 2: So what I'm saying you still is not cheap anymore. Yeah,
- 47:29Speaker 2: I'm just saying even amongst fast food, they're not chicken chicken.
- 47:34Speaker 4: Yeah, three dollars chicken and Mike talking about three.
- 47:37Speaker 2: I don't know what y'all.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Y'all can live in nineteen seventy seven as long as
- 47:40Speaker 3: y'all like.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Like it was a dollar it was twenty years ago.
- 47:44Speaker 12: No, no, it was a dollar, a dollar, no more
- 47:48Speaker 12: than ten years ago.
- 47:49Speaker 2: Now it hasn't been a dollar menu for at least
- 47:52Speaker 2: fifteen years. Y'all gotta stop.
- 47:56Speaker 3: I mean, if everybody's parents were together when the dollar
- 47:58Speaker 3: menue was out.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Yeah, McDonald's got rid of the dollar menu in twenty thirteen. Okay, okay, okay.
- 48:06Speaker 4: It was later rebranded to the one dollar two dollars three.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it says.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Some locations listed it at one twenty nine as of
- 48:14Speaker 1: twenty nineteen.
- 48:16Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to, if you want to go
- 48:18Speaker 3: to the middle of fucking Nebraska, get your dollar twenty
- 48:21Speaker 3: nine chickens.
- 48:22Speaker 1: But in civilized society.
- 48:24Speaker 2: It's gonna be three dollars. No, not because nothing changed.
- 48:28Speaker 1: And now with the new McDonald's five dollar mi okay, okay, okay,
- 48:32Speaker 1: you'll get the chicken nugget fries and drink the Mick
- 48:37Speaker 1: Chip and Mike's brain just activated.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Loving it.
- 48:41Speaker 1: You should talk to your sat was the black mirror
- 48:45Speaker 1: when they oh yeah, they got to Hay did not
- 48:47Speaker 1: have ads.
- 48:48Speaker 4: She just had ads because she was That's how she
- 48:50Speaker 4: was living.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Mike real stick with an ad in his brains.
- 48:54Speaker 3: I have got to promote the brand, baby, And that's
- 48:56Speaker 3: not our CEO. That's a plant for Burger game.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Okay, that was a plan Burger. It was eating your
- 49:02Speaker 1: own food, bro. So funny.
- 49:04Speaker 3: But listen, even though that's not my department, I don't
- 49:09Speaker 3: know who the fuck idea was to put.
- 49:11Speaker 1: This nigga in front of a camera, yeah, and say.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Eat this burger.
- 49:14Speaker 4: And after we saw him eat the burger like that,
- 49:17Speaker 4: they'll put it out there.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Kept going a.
- 49:19Speaker 5: Product to fit the burger like it was fucking scribbery
- 49:22Speaker 5: having a krabby patty for the first time.
- 49:24Speaker 2: Yeah, baby ass bite.
- 49:26Speaker 3: He bit the burger like he was afraid it was
- 49:27Speaker 3: gonna bite back exactly.
- 49:29Speaker 4: He was like, but now all the other CEOs are
- 49:31Speaker 4: coming out.
- 49:32Speaker 2: He was like, all right, I'm going to here we go.
- 49:37Speaker 2: You guys are ready?
- 49:38Speaker 8: What?
- 49:41Speaker 1: Oh I think he said something okay.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Like that, Nigga ate a burger like he was vegan
- 49:45Speaker 3: his whole life and that's his verse burger ever, and
- 49:48Speaker 3: that was the only way he could keep his job. Listen,
- 49:51Speaker 3: we got the complaints from the girl, and we got
- 49:55Speaker 3: the place the complaints from the girl, and.
- 49:59Speaker 1: N hr uh.
- 50:01Speaker 3: We can't we can't like this slide. The only way
- 50:04Speaker 3: we can sweep over this is if you do this commercial, buddy.
- 50:06Speaker 3: None of the other CEOs will do accumulation ritual.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was a vegan. He don't look
- 50:13Speaker 2: like he enjoyed the burger.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Bro He doesn't he ate like he does not just
- 50:17Speaker 3: burgers and fashion.
- 50:19Speaker 2: He looks like he doesn't enjoy meat like that was almost.
- 50:24Speaker 1: The Burger King ceo.
- 50:26Speaker 3: One bid You know, you know what the crazy thing is.
- 50:30Speaker 2: I loved him, you know the sick part of he
- 50:33Speaker 2: doesn't even work for Burger Kings. Really, he's a paid actor.
- 50:36Speaker 1: What is he really? You just made that up?
- 50:38Speaker 3: Bro, I'm an inside I forgot You don't think I
- 50:43Speaker 3: know the Burger Kings ceo.
- 50:44Speaker 1: I'm up there, ceo. That was real?
- 50:47Speaker 2: Huh.
- 50:47Speaker 1: The Freddy ceo he got that.
- 50:50Speaker 2: I still haven't been there yet.
- 50:51Speaker 1: I went once.
- 50:54Speaker 2: You get get that if you want to, you know,
- 50:55Speaker 2: high card ship like that.
- 50:57Speaker 3: Whatever you want real, you want that real meat, go
- 51:01Speaker 3: to Freddy if you want to be real meat.
- 51:04Speaker 2: Its kind of gay to me.
- 51:06Speaker 1: He want real.
- 51:07Speaker 4: He is perfectly crafted, perfectly crafted in your.
- 51:11Speaker 2: Ai Burger products, burger products.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Highly organic and completely nutritious. Loving it that.
- 51:22Speaker 4: A computer water mm hmm.
- 51:26Speaker 1: But what was the what was the last thing you
- 51:30Speaker 1: brother out?
- 51:31Speaker 3: Uh?
- 51:32Speaker 5: Yesterday I made uh rite some broccoli with some uh
- 51:36Speaker 5: it was traded Jo's beef.
- 51:37Speaker 1: But nice.
- 51:39Speaker 3: Okay, watch out because a lot of that they were saying,
- 51:43Speaker 3: not even that they were still getting the stuff. Recall,
- 51:45Speaker 3: because some of the stuff had glass in it?
- 51:51Speaker 2: Is that crazy?
- 51:52Speaker 3: How they could just put that out there and they
- 51:54Speaker 3: face they faced no repercause, like, yeah, you know, jess
- 51:59Speaker 3: in case you know, so it got rat shit in it.
- 52:01Speaker 5: Saw if it hurts going down, it might be glass,
- 52:05Speaker 5: it might not be, but I'm just laying though it
- 52:07Speaker 5: might hurt you ass.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Technically, it has a slightly higher percentage of rat sht
- 52:11Speaker 1: than we're legally allowed to.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Have.
- 52:14Speaker 1: You are allowed to have rat shit fruit.
- 52:16Speaker 2: You are just rat ship.
- 52:19Speaker 1: Human DNA.
- 52:20Speaker 4: Almost impossible for it to not be.
- 52:22Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think it's impossible.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I think they just don't want to rat dropping.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Yeah, dropping, which is ship. Well, fucking rats be kryptone
- 52:30Speaker 2: in the meal before they pattern.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not dropping garbage, they're dropping feces. And then
- 52:36Speaker 3: they're pissing and dragging their fucking piss nuts all over
- 52:39Speaker 3: your food.
- 52:40Speaker 2: And then they watched them do it to be like yeah, yeah,
- 52:46Speaker 2: that's that's right, all.
- 52:48Speaker 3: Right, all right, Corey, eggs, kale and toast. I almost
- 53:01Speaker 3: didn't want to ask you because y'all be having a
- 53:03Speaker 3: sad meal offs in there.
- 53:05Speaker 1: What's going on? Nothing sad about my meals. My meals
- 53:09Speaker 1: are flavorful. What are you talking about? Flavorful? Bullshit lambs, bullshit,
- 53:14Speaker 1: mister vegan, fake vegan labor. They'd be over there pickling onions.
- 53:19Speaker 1: I don't pickle onions, buying pickled. Oh you're buying a pickle,
- 53:22Speaker 1: pickled red onions. I thought you made that yourself.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Different vegetables, pickling outside.
- 53:29Speaker 5: Nah, exactly, that's what I thought.
- 53:32Speaker 1: I thought.
- 53:32Speaker 2: I'm like, God, damn this man over pickling ships. Mind
- 53:35Speaker 2: as an herb garden.
- 53:36Speaker 1: I would, but nah, I don't do it. Nah, I
- 53:39Speaker 1: don't want.
- 53:40Speaker 3: To take Apparently I would get one because it very
- 53:43Speaker 3: like herbs are like very very little maintenance and you
- 53:45Speaker 3: can just put them in the window sill.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:47Speaker 2: They I feel like that would be like, hey, can
- 53:50Speaker 2: you grab the grab the mint, and then you just
- 53:54Speaker 2: scallions all. Just put that ship on water and that
- 53:56Speaker 2: shit is gonna keep growing.
- 53:57Speaker 1: You just get trim, just scallon.
- 54:02Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but oh yeah, pepper chicken, that's my ship.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Now. It's easy.
- 54:11Speaker 2: You that's very easy. I think you would very enjoy that.
- 54:15Speaker 1: All you do is easy.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Bro chop off some chicken breasts, just pepp bell peppers,
- 54:22Speaker 3: different colors, whatever you want to do. Onion, chop all
- 54:25Speaker 3: that ship up, and you take the chicken. You season
- 54:28Speaker 3: it with your seasons corn starch, and then works just sauce.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Kiss your sauce. Yeah, put that to the side.
- 54:38Speaker 3: Cook the chicken for a little bit, just to brown
- 54:40Speaker 3: on it outside, put it away. Then you put the
- 54:43Speaker 3: peppers on, put the chicken in, put like some chicken
- 54:47Speaker 3: broth in there.
- 54:48Speaker 2: Let that whole shit phenomenal. Put that ship on a rice.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Fantastical.
- 54:53Speaker 3: But the secret is when you get the sauce going,
- 54:56Speaker 3: you just put a little bon chicken bon powder in there,
- 55:00Speaker 3: up a notch, probably a little sodium pot. You gotta watch
- 55:05Speaker 3: your figure.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Just increase your water, your you know what I'm saying.
- 55:13Speaker 1: In celebration of melanated March, I got a little thread
- 55:17Speaker 1: for y'all. I love threats. I love organization sometimes, but
- 55:21Speaker 1: you have a question for you before you do that.
- 55:22Speaker 1: What's up? You put some food on the girl this
- 55:24Speaker 1: weekend I did some why I was trying to summon
- 55:29Speaker 1: the death of a president.
- 55:32Speaker 4: You know, I was you know, I got excited when
- 55:35Speaker 4: I was like, I went straight to Twitter and and
- 55:39Speaker 4: I was like, I was kind of.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Donuts in my complex. I said summon. I'm trying to conjure.
- 55:46Speaker 3: I know, I just saw I just saw something on
- 55:48Speaker 3: the grill, and then I saw the picture of the MoU.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Was about to rave. You had no idea. I thought,
- 55:55Speaker 1: harder than the super Bowl? Oh my god, what reading
- 55:58Speaker 1: is important?
- 55:58Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna drive around honky my
- 56:01Speaker 4: Horn with my arms out the window.
- 56:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. I'm just gonna yell.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Head out the window, just screaming.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Full blown celebration blasting. I don't even know. Fun Donald Trump, probably,
- 56:13Speaker 1: but Donald Trump, if that's the person I was talking about,
- 56:16Speaker 1: sure you can.
- 56:18Speaker 4: Been talking about don't put us on the lists, been
- 56:21Speaker 4: talking about bumbling.
- 56:22Speaker 1: And then freak Bill shout.
- 56:24Speaker 2: Out to the n s A smiling at them photos.
- 56:27Speaker 5: He was like, wait, chill, chill, Jesus like that ship.
- 56:32Speaker 1: He's like, bitch, he said, you got a nice voice
- 56:35Speaker 1: on you, but nasty.
- 56:37Speaker 2: I'm like this nigga won't quit.
- 56:39Speaker 1: Like remember her, she was nasty.
- 56:41Speaker 3: He was like, that was back at eighty seven, and
- 56:43Speaker 3: I remember that this.
- 56:45Speaker 1: Is the yacht. Like that's a nigga that cannot turn
- 56:48Speaker 1: it off. That's who he be. He was showing it
- 56:52Speaker 1: to the like the throat on her. Remember this, this
- 56:55Speaker 1: is what I was talking about. But I'm showing you now.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Look you thought I was lying. I told you.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, he cannot turn it off, can't.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Poor Hillary freaky fro But Hillary, Yo, she got to
- 57:12Speaker 3: go up there and answer questions about like just keep really, like, yeah,
- 57:17Speaker 3: why don't you know Jeffrey episod yet because he was
- 57:20Speaker 3: going to going with me, going with him to cheat
- 57:22Speaker 3: on me. I don't know that, Nick, that's true. I
- 57:25Speaker 3: was being cheated on a lot.
- 57:29Speaker 1: Was it a surprise. I'm not blaming you, but.
- 57:33Speaker 4: It's not her fault obviously. But she's stuck around. But
- 57:36Speaker 4: she stuck around because like, all right, I'm.
- 57:37Speaker 1: Trying to be with my husband. I thought our goal
- 57:41Speaker 1: was to furst when it comes to the evil.
- 57:44Speaker 2: She's evil and complicit in that regard.
- 57:46Speaker 3: But do I understand her saying, because like, you're gonna
- 57:48Speaker 3: cheat on me and embarrass me, I get a fucking at.
- 57:51Speaker 1: Least let me give made a senator vice president. God
- 57:55Speaker 1: damn damn.
- 57:57Speaker 4: She almost wanted but went up against probably the worst
- 58:01Speaker 4: person that.
- 58:01Speaker 2: That was ever.
- 58:02Speaker 3: If there was ever a cup chair for women, she's
- 58:05Speaker 3: sitting there he's the president of that at least Cold
- 58:09Speaker 3: Coke coup chair. It was like, we can't have her
- 58:11Speaker 3: in it because she's going to start a word because
- 58:13Speaker 3: of no reason for the woman.
- 58:14Speaker 4: He was just up there, y'all believe this bitch.
- 58:17Speaker 2: Nah, she's like what what does she gets your period?
- 58:21Speaker 3: And it blows up Iran.
- 58:24Speaker 1: She's sixty years old. Police the same ship against Camela.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's a woman. She can start award tonight. Huh, well,
- 58:37Speaker 1: what did you look at that?
- 58:37Speaker 2: Who the thug?
- 58:39Speaker 4: Motherfucking Then y'ahoo got his hand up Trump's band.
- 58:42Speaker 5: Bitch and the Small Intestine just just fucking like, what
- 58:48Speaker 5: does he know?
- 58:49Speaker 2: You know?
- 58:50Speaker 1: Everything? Everything? Everything They said Schapstein was an agent of them.
- 58:56Speaker 4: They say that's where his money came from. So you say,
- 58:58Speaker 4: that's why he was.
- 58:59Speaker 2: So that's what he knows.
- 59:01Speaker 1: He's not surprised.
- 59:02Speaker 2: He probably got a ship that's not in them.
- 59:05Speaker 1: They know.
- 59:06Speaker 2: So, you know, they.
- 59:08Speaker 1: Know they like Shorty Low.
- 59:10Speaker 3: They know he said I'm willing to bomb Helen back.
- 59:14Speaker 3: So you do not know what I was getting into
- 59:17Speaker 3: in uh in the Bermuda Triangle literally yeah.
- 59:21Speaker 9: M.
- 59:23Speaker 1: But in celebration of Melanie March I got a thread
- 59:27Speaker 1: for y'all. It's a a list of yeah, a list
- 59:33Speaker 1: of people or celebs. Celebs are well known people.
- 59:37Speaker 2: Keenan, it wasn't my question, it was his.
- 59:42Speaker 1: So I don't know. It was a threat of people
- 59:45Speaker 1: that you might not know were black. We might not all,
- 59:48Speaker 1: we might all know these but somehow people didn't know
- 59:51Speaker 1: these people were black. The threat of people that a
- 59:54Speaker 1: lot of people didn't know. Mike ta Rico, he didn't
- 59:57Speaker 1: know he was black. He doesn't know he's black, and
- 59:59Speaker 1: he's still not saying he's black. Bros An Italian kids
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: from the Bronx. Yeah, he's I'm just Sicilian, just dark,
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: a little darker.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: Than Italian kids from Queens. Alright, alright, Sambo.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy, No way, Yeah, I did,
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: I've heard that. Yeah what he's mixed mm hmm with
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: what fifty percent Afro Jamaican fifty Afro Jamaican. Yeah, bumba
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: bumba ross me bumba Wow. I knew that.
- 1:00:30Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: No, Pete went from fall huh and he has a
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: son named Bronx.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmm.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: With Ashley Simpson.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Yeah he used to or yeah, he used to be
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: with Ashley Simpson. Okay, this one was living life right there. Yeah, anyway,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: this one was kind of obvious to me. But Halsey
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: the singer that I don't know that because Pariskins is.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Also she's some Jersey you didn't know she was. You
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: can't tell. I can kind of see it and tell.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: I see I can't Yeah, oh yeah, that's she kind
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: of look like eleven right there?
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Why are people not?
- 1:01:15Speaker 5: People are really putting these these fucking stranger thing characters.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: It's just okay, don't even okay, what because I already
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: know it's it's too much. This one was you probably
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: don't know, but I was very surprised to hear this.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Wentworth Miller, the main character in prison Break.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: You know what that doesn't one of the twin brothers,
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: the brother brother they look like they have some.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Interest them, a little something, a little in there. I'm
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: not sure the percentages, but it's it's something in there.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: He definitely looks confusing. His father is African American and Jamaican,
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: like he's Jamaicans. That's why that's.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: His mom's fat.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Damn bro, I don't have any pictures of my mom, Mike.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: I mean, hey, it's also fat one.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: It's okay to be your fat mom, mama.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: So I just assume it.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: If your dad's Jamaican, there certain pictures he does look black,
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: and it's something he doesn't.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: She don't, she don't. She looks regular Michael size woman.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: She's at least she's double digits, double digits. I would
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: hope she's in double like you mean age or wait no, no,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: double digit dress size. Okay, most women are.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Mike is throwing stones from a very glasshouse.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: It's possible.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: And if and if I was a white woman, my
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: husband would be Jamaican. Okay, just by the natural order
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: of things. Okay, Yeah, I just know we are all
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: know how I'm making Jamaican husband or Nigerian husband that
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: don't love me?
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: What is very clearly scamming, not Jerian husband, very clear
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: he loves me and I love you so much.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: I love you.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: When are we moving to America?
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: When I was I was thinking, uh, I was thinking, John.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: You think too much. You need to think like next week.
- 1:03:28Speaker 7: I was thinking that I stayed with you, and I
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: mean I do that but no, I think we stay
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: here because I've I've actually spent all my money and
- 1:03:41Speaker 7: I spent everything on the ticket to stay here in
- 1:03:43Speaker 7: Kingston with you, John claud Tip Pierre.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: That is not that is a Hasten name. You gotta
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: make Kingston Barrington, John living.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Kingston's time and Langston living in don Kofee.
- 1:04:02Speaker 13: Rask Clyde, Why would you do that that far?
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: We need me need the passport.
- 1:04:12Speaker 13: Green Cod Winston livings in Kingston, John Coffee the third
- 1:04:16Speaker 13: two nights.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: Why do we need money when we have blood?
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: Clyde? Mixed love, mixed love.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: Love your crazy girl, You're stupid mixed love. Don't bite
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: it be.
- 1:04:32Speaker 13: Out, take me downed the whole Now, get in the parents,
- 1:04:38Speaker 13: hup with the cam feed good one because good ones
- 1:04:42Speaker 13: cams is better here than in America.
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: You see it is there.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: It's good.
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: The GMC with the chicken farm in the back.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Fresh kid anymore. The rest were very obvious. Blake Griffin, Yeah,
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: like he doesn't let us not. His whole thing.
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: Is I'm like, doesn't he have a show or didn't
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: he like have one or something? It was like I
- 1:05:15Speaker 5: think so I'm talking with him and his wife who
- 1:05:17Speaker 5: I think he had a show and lea, I think
- 1:05:19Speaker 5: like the first episode, like he was in the fucking
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: record store. He said nigga and it was like whoa, whoa, chill,
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: I'm black, I'm black.
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: Him and him and Ja Cole will not stop letting
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: us know that the Mulata.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: We get it, buddy, I mean we got it.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: At least Ja Mama's white gotcha.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Ja Cole got over it.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: Though speaking from wen't anything about wait, you got it.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: Your mom didn't know what to do with your hair.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: You don't know that struggle. It's so wild. He doesn't
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: know how to.
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: Come interviewed with Charlotte Jake Cole.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: All right, log and stop wait rape your.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Sister told him to stop. And then you say, that's
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: actually the wildest thing.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: That's why he should have punched him in his neck.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: Like just just that one thing blowing out of salt, just.
- 1:06:20Speaker 12: The one thing everything I've seen him and saying like
- 1:06:24Speaker 12: he said that like something what else stuffed in your
- 1:06:26Speaker 12: tongue matter of fact, like so casually, Well, he should
- 1:06:31Speaker 12: have slapped the fucking fire eye man.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Should have slapped him another skin, another skin, shade lighter.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: And that's what I mean, he wouldn't He wouldn't have
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: said that to Yo Gotti. He wouldn't have said that
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: to anybody else but him.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: Certain people.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: You can say that to Logic on him, Yes, that's crazy.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: He was talking to He was leaning into him too, but.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: He almost he almost got closer to Darren to slap
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: him like you got intentionally he got the sacking.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: He was so relaxing as him.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: There should have sat in his lack.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: Though, talking about that horrible experience to a family member
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: that you had lately. Lee was just walked up like
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: I'm a fuck with you. That's it, that's it, just
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: like I'm out.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: It was like, what's going on now? I'm leaving before
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: you know, he gets his ass slap.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: He literally said, I don't want to talk about this.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: He said, you shouldn't have to say that much.
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: That one shouldn't even been on the list of things,
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: even because Logic brought it up.
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: I think he was like talking about his upbringing or
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: something like that.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: He was it was.
- 1:07:32Speaker 9: It was in one of the songs on the album,
- 1:07:35Speaker 9: and then that's what made conversation.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: I mean, did he like in this. I guess that
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: he's like, what I forget the content doesn't even matter.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: She would have got his throat punched in feeling.
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: There's a lot of times should I don't really think
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: about many other times because all that is just like
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: making fun of niggas and whatever he's doing with that one.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: I'm like, brother mhm, but brother uh beater brigadier questions,
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: which you want?
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: Go for it? Go for it all right?
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: We put a beating brigade question up.
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: Oh really, last minute, buzzer beater if you saw if
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: you didn't catch his next time?
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Ah, this beat A brigade question.
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: Was who is someone you will always who will always
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: get hate from you? Also rephrase as who is someone
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: who will have a hater as long.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: As you're alive? Same thing. There's a lot of good ones. Oh,
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Mike is supposed to be a surprise for us.
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, I say, yeah, Mom, we're taking it in.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: Who is someone who will always get hate from you?
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: This person said elon Musk and tweet.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: You know we strongly support that.
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, And I don't read just for them, just
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: for him destroying Twitter other than no notes and he's
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: done so many other things. But that's like at the
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: top of the list, the.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Top of the list. Good thing ruined a good thing, And.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: It's just so I don't want to Jack never gave
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: it up, gaming us out of millions, probably billions of
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: tax dollars. Yeah, that's on the list, billions.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: Creating a false narrative that white people are victimized in
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: apartheid state or previously apartheid state.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: How the fucking this country?
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: In this country?
- 1:09:23Speaker 8: Like, are you fucking he continues in a the country
- 1:09:26Speaker 8: where twenty years ago there was active segregation in Africa, Africa, And.
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: Tell me, Yeah, I'm always gonna shout this one to
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: the high heavens.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: Somebody said n Night Shamalan for what he did to
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: The Last Airbender and James Cameron for making people have
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: to differentiate between avatar franchises. Yeah, I'm always gonna always
- 1:09:50Speaker 5: because first one absolutely fucking second one, I understand. But
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: at first I was talking about was damn good.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: And I watched the second one or the third one.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I don't know the third one came.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Out yet it did, it's been out for a minute.
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: Yeah, I had no one or even to watch second
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: or third one. I'm like that ship came out like
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: fifty years ago.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: I don't care anymore.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: That first one is Krenak. When's the last time you
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: watch it? Actually, I want to say a few months
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: ago on a flight Okay, yeah, everyone, you can jump me. Yeah,
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I think it was.
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: I think it was coming either going usually the New
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: Orleans on the New No, it had to be on
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: my coming back from Anguilla.
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: Okay, saying, ain't no way you finish that? How long
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: is that? Like?
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: So you can finish that? Really? If you?
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: I mean before you take off you start that?
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Bitch? Yeah? For sure?
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: Who was someone who always get hate from you?
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: This? Ferson said Drake.
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: He acts like a gangster, but he got he got
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: people that finally bought final look blindly follow him.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: What's so happy? When Kendrick puss the button.
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: Well, I will rarely come to his defense. There is
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: a way he could he could redeem himself. In my eyes,
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: it's a very simple way. He just for that reason,
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: like there's like always when I hear always gets like,
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: no matter what they do, I will always not like them.
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: But there are definitely things Drake can do, and I
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: think very simple things that you can do to make
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: it be like all right, we're cool now, even though
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: he doesn't give cool, but it's like, yeah, okay.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: You can start with like denouncing academics and aiden ross.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Please start really get rid of lose, like stop stop
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: that you first of all with my nigga, you don't need.
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: You do not need those weaves they need you.
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: I don't need them at all, and just stop the
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: tough guy act.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: That's all.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: Like you can give up. It's not hard to give up.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Its gonna be hard to give up for him.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: But it's gonna be hard on him because I know
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: it's hard to when when you have an you built
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: an ecosystem or a sphere around you where people are
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: just gonna m hm play cake to whatever you want
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: and do and just reinforce your bad be hero. I'm
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: just saying, if he has a breakthrough with it himself
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: and say.
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: You know what, I'm not a mob tizer now.
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: I'm just a nice chap from Toronto that's introspective and
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: I have I feel my feelings and I make good
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: music and you know what, also, I rap really damn
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: well and I.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: Just need to embrace that.
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: And I think he'll do amazing he'll be better for it.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: But I just hope maybe when he hits forty. I
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: don't know if he's forty yet. Maybe once he hits
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: the forty mark, maybe I think he's.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: Got to be close to.
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: So maybe let's say, let's let's pray October when he
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: is the forty mark, we get some revelations turn over newly.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: I mean, that's simple. You gotta do all the other
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: second day, but he does the denouncing.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking for.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: You can do that and denounce the weirdness. Yeah, you're
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: like ninety percent away.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: They are already what you got.
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: Somebody said that bitch to keep writing double in case
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: of my Chipotle bo mm hmm. I don't hate them
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: every now, and they're like the times I wish that
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: you know, they just might did the drop.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, you know what.
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: Nobody's getting fired for you, niggas, you get fired, not
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: just you don't know that.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: They might.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: They might if I get chicken and steak just got chicken.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: A very predatory you already know, thresh, Yeah, exactly the
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: threshold for asking. Oh absolutely, And you know those they're
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: high turn off jobs because they can get anybody do
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: that the slightest little you give anything for you the
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: fire your.
- 1:13:59Speaker 14: Ass, my little if your portions are too big, you
- 1:14:02Speaker 14: get written up. Well, my little Chipotle hack is to
- 1:14:05Speaker 14: ask for more rice because that's kind of unlimited, but
- 1:14:08Speaker 14: then proportionally they're gonna put more meat because it looks
- 1:14:11Speaker 14: like to balance it out.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: So that's my little fun, a little fun hack o youth,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: that's what I'm getting.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: Like that.
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw one dude on TikTok and saying he's like,
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: the ultimate Chipotle hack is if you go to Chipotle
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: and then you you make your order right right, and
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: then you put the original order as a double order
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: of it. So you say, like double chicken, but right
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: before they pour the double chicken, you say, oh wait,
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: no I don't want single chicken, but they already poured
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: the double Insteady're just gonna give it to me.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: I don't like that. But if they just put it
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: back in the off the top like he's like, you
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: gotta say type I am.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a spool right back up?
- 1:14:51Speaker 9: About what And because they eat this a lot, Julian
- 1:14:55Speaker 9: is kind of onto something because it's the spoon when
- 1:14:58Speaker 9: it's double they'll load spooned up, but on a single
- 1:15:01Speaker 9: they like the count.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: That's what when you have a spoon and you start
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: shaking you like, that's a little stud.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Might cause the scene.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: They start bringing out the food scales.
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: I might call the scene.
- 1:15:20Speaker 9: And the reason why I know this is because I
- 1:15:23Speaker 9: interviewed a candidate and he talked about being a store
- 1:15:26Speaker 9: manager and how he one of his like adversity answers
- 1:15:31Speaker 9: was he had to write somebody up because their portions
- 1:15:33Speaker 9: were too large.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: Yeah, oh and real quick, while you look for your
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: next answer, Yeah, I'm gonna throw in uh as long
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: as they are alive academics.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, specific that stands out.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: I think maybe the latest just rap shet He's just
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: the latest thing he did because I saw something we
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: were just.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Talking about somebody the other day when you're talking about Mona.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: It's not it's that, but it's like he only does
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: this with women, and I just I just want somebody
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: to catch him at a concert. I really wish violence
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: upon him. I don't care who does it. Don't kill him,
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: but definitely hurt him, hurt him, definitely, definitely hurt him
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: to a point where he I want them to be
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: hurt to where he can't stream.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Yeah, set up a boxing match. I'll fight him.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: I'll dotely will. I'll not only do it for free,
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: I'll pay to do it. I'll pay his.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: Little Jerry the mouse head bobblehead ass Livingston. Please, I'll
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: do it just so I can kick him in the
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: balls for the d Q. You put it up and just.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: Guess the match is over.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Then I'm a really wild because I'm not in the
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: regulation rules no more.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: I'm just going crazy.
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Get a charge them.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: That's a that's a charge.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: That's I'll take this charge of that. That's what I think.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: That's that's a noble it's a noble one.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: And people be like, yeah, we with you. We can't
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: find a person to stand and trial and send them
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: to prison for that, son, I will, I'll do it.
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: You gotta Is there anyone you would go to jail
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: for fighting beating up?
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: No, there's plenty. Now.
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: I know lawyers fun.
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: That these niggas don't live rent free in my head
- 1:17:30Speaker 5: enough to okay, I'm not going to jail for nobody.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: It's not about I don't think it's rent free in
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: my head. But I just think i'm doing the world
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: in service by just humbling.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: Them, just letting a lot of people.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: They move the way they do because.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: They think they're above approaching impunity and they don't face consequences.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: So I think they just need to face consequences. Consequences
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: one time.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: He ain't saying nothing about me, so I ain't got
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: no reason.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: That's the type of mentality that keeps things going wrong
- 1:17:55Speaker 3: in the world.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: I ain't going to jail.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: I'm not saying to go to jail, But like I
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: got you.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: I need his face.
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Next, next question, did you have any other answer? Skinning?
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: You have skinning.
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: Anybody you under send dread for he definitely won't be
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: He definitely won't be able to dream. After that, he
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: will not be able to be will be quite he
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: will be.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: Tongue tied so much and nothing after that? All right?
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: Who is someone that will always get a hate from you?
- 1:18:40Speaker 4: This person was very personal. He said, where do you
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: go my fucking baby mother? Smacking her with a piping
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: hot honey bun? What me smacking her with a piping
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: honey hot honey bun? Wouldn't do justice for the hate
- 1:18:56Speaker 4: we have for each other?
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: Damn bitch, You.
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: Know the fact there's a honey bun kind of makes
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: it less domestic piping.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Hot honey one, A hot one.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: You don't.
- 1:19:10Speaker 4: Just wants to.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Eat the evidence.
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: He just wants to feel it, like I hit.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: You with what prove it going?
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I don't think those leaven mark.
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: Even if it did. Hey man, find a weapon, it
- 1:19:27Speaker 5: will be out about.
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: And yeah, min you hate your baby mother so much
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: of God to look at you too, because.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Here's one.
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: It's just some random one. Who's someone someone who always
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: hate from you? This guy, said Jenny from Forrest Gum.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, horrible person, one of the worst people in
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: n TV like that didn't like commit an active crime.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Horrible person, horrible.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: I got, you got, I got. This is the last one.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: This is a good one.
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: I've never heard this before. I mean I've heard the person,
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: but I've never heard the same. Okay, Who's someone that
- 1:20:03Speaker 4: will always get hate from me? This person, said Summer Walker.
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: Put her brain in the birds and.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: It will fly backwards. They don't know how to sing, though,
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: how to write a song. It can say you can
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: write a couple songs though.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: The laminade her homework, so she wouldn't eat it.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: That pen is crazy.
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: No, the pen is crazy, but she absolutely had an
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: iep for sure.
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: Biggest birds have the craziest pins.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: Her says a bird. Yeah, all right? Uh?
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: To cook? Well?
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: To cook? To kick off our question, I got a
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: advice question for y'all. I twenty five female, have been
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: seeing this guy, twenty six male for a few months.
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: Things are getting pretty good. I really enjoy our sex.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: We have similar libidos, usually good communication, and he's very given.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: Wonder what that means. The only problem is that we
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: use condoms and they don't stay on well. He will
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: complain about condoms and how they all suck in quotes.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: He'll still wear one anyway, because about two thirds into
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: the action they are slipping and sliding around or coming
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: off inside me. This makes me nervous. We've tried a
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: couple different brands, and frankly, I have used condoms with
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: other partners and not had the same problem. I think
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: average ones are just slightly too big for him. Though.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: My first idea is to buy a brand that fits
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: a little snugger and just mention that I got a
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: new brand to try without including the size part. I know,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: straightforward communication is usually better. But in my experience in
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: this area, men are kind of sensitive and I don't
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: want to do any damage to his self esteem through
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: my direct suggestion.
- 1:21:44Speaker 3: Advice, my advice stop fucking with her completely, because that
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: nigga's trying to trap here.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Yeah you think so. It's just falling off in you
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: a loose condom. It means he's trying to try.
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: Can you think of how many times you've had conmosct?
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: That is just me slipping off, not a lot.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: I can't. I can't imagine, bro, But as like I can't,
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: But why does that mean?
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: Why is he trying to try?
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: Obviously they've tried multiple brands multiple times. It's just that
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: my man just keep getting condoms that's too big because
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: he don't admit that he got a small packer.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: Trying to cancel. Yeah, I know.
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: To me, possibly getting for somebody pregnant when I don't
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: want somebody to is way more high on my parorial
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: list than me going to the store. Because you can
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: go to the store and get the small commis yourself
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: and not involved her in this thing at all.
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: He don't want to get the small or you can
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: buy the small ones online.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't see the issue, so either again another thing.
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: You know, maybe he's not trying to tap you, but
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: you still don't.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: Want to get pregnant by this nigga because he's stupid as.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: Fuck and you don't want to repopuli.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Is condorm too small for mess. They're always slipping off
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: my average, normally sized penis. I can't believe this, Wow, normal.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: Trash packs, Like, why are you trying to put this
- 1:23:13Speaker 3: on this You're trying to trap put a rubberband on
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: the end of these things, man' I don't know what
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: else to do. I mean because after the second time
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: I get the regular size condoms and they slip off,
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: I'm going, hey, you gotta look at yourself in the mirror.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: Go Maybe we go down.
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't even know that small It's happened.
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: So many times that this sweet lady is any telling us.
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: I think we all know that there's different size conds.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I'm saying, maybe he doesn't.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: I think a majority of men know that.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: There's exactly a lot of people you're putting too much.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: I think faith in these people.
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: I know they say a lot of them is one
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: size fit off, but we all know that's not true.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: We don't.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: A lot of us don't go for the gold packs
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: because we know the gold pack we're gonna be in
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: his situation, I ain't gonna lie. I got the gold
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: pack one time. I was thirdly surprised when I fiddling.
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, what an ego boost.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: Because they just scratched. More like, you put it on.
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: It's not gonna It's not like a trash man. I'm like,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: you put that bitch on like that right up.
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: But like for the longest time, one of my dad
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: used I used to thought they was fucking like.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: He was coming in with the why lay with me?
- 1:24:22Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, look at me, now, Dad,
- 1:24:25Speaker 5: I showed you that maybe maybe their sex is just
- 1:24:28Speaker 5: rough that it just keeps coming off.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing thirty pumps a millisecond.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: It could be gripping the condumn.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: Oh, she might got the gripper.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: She got the gripper.
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: He said, it's your fault, you're gripping the condom off.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: His dead Oh that's the same usually talking about when
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: niggas come to that.
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: Oh my god, you put something no nigga hey, something
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: like the fuck hey.
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like that nigga that do that the
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: fourth time you've gotten.
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: Used to it, get it together like sometimes be grippier
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: than the last time. Exactly. You want different, you want
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: gripping like this world, oh God, Chinese finger trip, Jaws
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: of life.
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: This time she might have been after brunch and the
- 1:25:18Speaker 5: might have been a little extra slippy and slice.
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, stop bugging with him. He's trying to
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: trap you. That's my opinion.
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: That's my opinion because somebody who's not trying to actively
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: correct a situation that might possibly get you.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: Pregnant, they don't want to get you pregnant or.
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: But I think that's all he has to go by
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: the condoms I don't think.
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: But okay, but they don't be on her. They're actively
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: trying No, Michael, they've tried multiple brands.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: It shouldn't be on her. But it's not the brain,
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: it's the size. I think you have to tell him.
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: It's if you don't want to have a conversation with him,
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: and he don't want to have the conversation, you just
- 1:25:54Speaker 4: go by the commos, like, hey, we're using.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: The what we don't have to no more. She could
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: be like you were using these when I use anything.
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: Yeah, find out though those her You gotta find the
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: ones that that theyn't want to get voud like.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: The free ones exactly because those.
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: Local college campus getting one of them dumb ships annoy
- 1:26:16Speaker 5: me a little.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Get a lifestyle. They will stay on.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Now, they might break off, they might break, but be on.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: That's what you need to do. Get it.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: Get a door X even if even if ashes like
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: ash is like.
- 1:26:33Speaker 3: A water balloon sumble, her blood gonna stay in your
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: day because they won't be able to go nowhere else.
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: Hey, that she's gonna tie your ship off like he
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: was about to do heroin.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: Con That was too tight.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: It felt like I was not gonna get out of it.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: It was like.
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: Step back what you do on using the free condos.
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: Had because that's what they was giving out the sexport
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: You use them, It's not no, that's what they was giving.
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: Out when you had used.
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: Why not use I used the free one before, like
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: campus or you.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: Niggas freaky, why not us free from campus?
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: I mean you get a lot of ship freedom.
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: I mean you use it. You think the campus is
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: trying to sabotage you. Yeah, okay, why.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: Would the campus trying to sabotage you. I think I
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: don't think they're savage, but I think they cut corners.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: It's better than nothing. I think I'm just not having sex.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: They need you to not have a kid a kid ship,
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: They need you to be there shift.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: I'm never I'm never handed getting a condom that was
- 1:27:46Speaker 3: handed loosely.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: You never need to open a box to get my
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: college you want to you never use account from there.
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: Fuck no them. They was giving us condoms with the
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: fucking beaver cartoons on. I was not putting my dick
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: and noose.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: The BUCkies condoms, you.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Know, Bucky. Yeah, they're like little cartoon.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Animals on that. They proud me for kids with that
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: bullshits Rocky and bull week. And here's something you'll like
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: next team pregnancy ready.
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: To drop out of your saving semester because you can't
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: manage a kid.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: And of course load it has wild with the tn
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: T Deator Get Ready to Road.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: Got Tom and Jerry on my fucking on my condom,
- 1:28:33Speaker 3: and and you know what they were.
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: They didn't have the condoms with the rappers where it
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: was just a square rapper.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: There was a circulars putting my penis in that. Wow,
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: they get better than nothing, Like, yeah, they're better than nothing.
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: But you know what, guess what, nigga, A fucking fucking
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: plastic baggs better than nothing.
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: I'm just not that's when you don't have sex different.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: We're talking about actual condom. I know, but I know
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: some things. Just if it doesn't say Trojan, I'm not
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: putting my pieters on. I know you were condoms.
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: Listen, I'm listen.
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: I don't know about I was very very very very
- 1:29:11Speaker 3: very very I'd rather catch multiple STDs than have a kid.
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: There's at least three or four sdds. I would rather
- 1:29:19Speaker 3: catch an advocate.
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: What's the lot where you need?
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: Michael, you know that absolutely makes sense. I didn't say that.
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: Yeah I did say it that love, but it didn't
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: make sense. I'm just saying that. All I'm saying is
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: I was very very scared of having children. Okay, so
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: my condom was I was made of condoms nom.
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: I was like, all your condom brand in my eyes
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: was Trojan.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: If you wanted to just make sure that it was
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: still wh you're having some break like they could break,
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: but I know they were tested to not break, at
- 1:29:48Speaker 3: the least tested not to break, Michael.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: They were tested more rigorously.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: Okay, Mike is McDonald's and Trojan Yeah brand ambassador loving it.
- 1:29:59Speaker 5: Listen you obviously ain't taking enough trips where all of
- 1:30:02Speaker 5: a sudden got hot and heavy and then you got
- 1:30:04Speaker 5: to grab something and got Another thing is I'm not
- 1:30:07Speaker 5: going to school.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: The ones that the school gave me also.
- 1:30:11Speaker 15: Say a lot of my sex ninety nine percent of
- 1:30:14Speaker 15: it it's playing or I go into the situation expecting second,
- 1:30:19Speaker 15: so I'm prepared with my own condoms.
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: I'm never using condoms that have been not provided by
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: myself and that I haven't had to go into a
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: box to get.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: I'm not using loose condoms. Someone hears you a loose
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: blunt that you don't know you're gonna smoke it, Michael,
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: that is not.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: That's not the same. What if it's prepackaged, that's not
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: from a that is not dispensary. That's that's what we're
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: talking about.
- 1:30:45Speaker 3: That's what and now I'm cool with that. That's what
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: that is. That saying, nigg that dispensary, here's your lose
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: joing like we got a sa.
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: No, Michael, nobody just it's had to We're not rapper.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: We're not giving you giving.
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: You a free rubber like a loose here's a free butt.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: It may or may not have fit, may or may
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: break off one pump.
- 1:31:07Speaker 5: Hey, that's not said. Who are you the objective free nigga? No,
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: just make sure, just make sure after every pump is
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: still there.
- 1:31:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need to do that. I want to
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: have care free sex now. I don't know if this
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: niggas gonna down.
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: Make sure after every pump is still there and that just.
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: Make sure before you know it's still on. That's it.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: That's it, I don't. I mean it's that's first of all.
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: That's assuming you have a lot of time to look
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: at your starts.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: No, know what you do is when I'm in there,
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: know what you do?
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: It's a sad clock.
- 1:31:43Speaker 3: Well that's that's your problem, man, Hey, brother, quit myself
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: your problem.
- 1:31:49Speaker 5: See what you do is right before you're like you
- 1:31:50Speaker 5: know you're getting there, Like I now you got to
- 1:31:53Speaker 5: switch position, right, switching positions?
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: You're looking still lorder now we.
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: Or I could just go in the store and get
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: the good condoms and not the loose ones that was
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: handed up to me by a fucking uh students.
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: Assistant by by f r A. Listen, man, I've seen
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: them handful m hm, oh my god.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Next handful, next question, taking precarious places that you put
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: your people, that's the take handful.
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you again.
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: Niggas are scumbags. Who has kids and who doesn't? That's different.
- 1:32:32Speaker 3: Who had scare who has That's because I wasn't using
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: condoms that condas were breaking.
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: I was being a nasty okay, not using Okay, that's
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: that's different.
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: And then I've never had a broken condom situation. I
- 1:32:47Speaker 3: have because it came from a boxed one opened it.
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: You got a thorny dick thorny.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: Broke comments before.
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: What is all the freakball the freaky the freaking car niggas,
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: hey man.
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: Friction from the cars and got.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Car the car.
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: We both just said we broken condos before car. Now
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: what the thrashing bashing? Yeah, broke him while he was
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: wearning the boots. He's a tube sock something thrasher. Listener,
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: I hate having sock someone that with him.
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: He got the loose con pull out broken condoms since
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: at least twenty probably.
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: Yes, but it's it was.
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: It was when he was just thrashing with the Yeah,
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: there was no you gotta.
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: Sloan god thrashing. Next question, I got you.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: Listen, man, we out the club, bro Di we drunk
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: out the club.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: We got younger, younger, I was just your kids, like,
- 1:33:59Speaker 3: if it hurts it, I'm doing it right.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: Okay, Hey I was.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: I was young then, man. I was young then you heard,
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: well hurt you. How do I know if I'm killing him?
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: She's not saying out.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: Never say that again.
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: I was younger. Never say that, young man.
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: I had question guine wants to jump off the No
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: niggas is.
- 1:34:23Speaker 3: Breaking breaking loose hand handful of columns in the back
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: of the car.
- 1:34:29Speaker 5: Niggas is living wild with the blue should I've even
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: used some past expiration dates and they were fine.
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: Okay, those not the ones that broke. Next question, all right,
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: I expired a few years. Next question, Next question, how
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: can we go into the next question A little man, because.
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: You know the bigger holes in them comms, he's breaking them.
- 1:34:58Speaker 10: He's using expired ke get away kean if you don't
- 1:35:02Speaker 10: want to get out of there, he's using trying to
- 1:35:09Speaker 10: trap her.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I am using this one. Next time he
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: pulls a condom out. Even then I know the.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: Condom out, She's gonna be like, what the funk you got?
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: You've been doing?
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: That's how you know you solid relationship. When they look
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: at the gnoment.
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: What the I think? We all okay, you know what
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: you know we do?
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: Ready, next time we get with the lady, we just
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: pulled a commout.
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: See what they said?
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: You ready, She's gotta know what I'm doing. She listens
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: to the.
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: Part, Ah you have tonight Thursday. You don't need it, brother,
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: and wake her up when you get home.
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: You know, you know you don't wake up sometimes you
- 1:36:01Speaker 5: wake up with it, with it already, all with with
- 1:36:05Speaker 5: with the con I got something for you.
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: It's the mean open the door, I mean open up tweens.
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: Don't wake up like hey for.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: That's not like done it before.
- 1:36:28Speaker 2: Boy, I didn't wake up just expecting you here today.
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: He said, Oh my god, Twilight. If it is, hey,
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: kJ like everybody, I want everybody, actually not just everybody.
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: That's listen.
- 1:36:46Speaker 3: If you're in a long term relationship, man, just go
- 1:36:48Speaker 3: to your girl next time.
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: Were you about to just pull out a condom? See
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: what you say everyone that doesn't normally use.
- 1:36:54Speaker 3: If you don't normally use, well, if you're in a
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: lounge relationship, use your fucking dork o.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: People just don't want to.
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: Man, Okay, who am I to say?
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: What's the next question? Discord what she says? What's the question?
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: Please? All right? Next? What are you doing?
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: What's that? This don't feel right.
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: We're not going to get to that point because with
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: your son all day? Leave me alone, all right? Next question,
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: what's a hobby you had as a kid that you would.
- 1:37:31Speaker 4: Like to do again as an adult? Mm hmmm a
- 1:37:35Speaker 4: hobby I had as a kid that like to do.
- 1:37:38Speaker 4: I need to go to Milk Creek Parking, ride my
- 1:37:40Speaker 4: bike down that big ass hill.
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: This doesn't sound like.
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: Riding bikes? Okay, specific.
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: Last time I rode a bike I wrote a couple
- 1:37:55Speaker 5: of summers ago. I feel like I haven't wrote. I
- 1:37:57Speaker 5: haven't riden a bike in probably like a decade. I
- 1:38:01Speaker 5: rode my bike during COVID.
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: And there's so many pounds ago.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: I forgot about that part. I forgot about that dose,
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: forgot about that do yeah? Do you all still have
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: a bike? No? In my pants garage? But that ship
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: they probably do. You haven't joined the cycling club cycling
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: I would do that. I know you would. I would absolutely.
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: That looks fun and it's like good on your knees too.
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: That's I just don't understand why am I talking about.
- 1:38:28Speaker 4: The stationary I'm talking about like Lance Armstrongs, Like, I
- 1:38:31Speaker 4: just don't get why they all be like wearing the
- 1:38:34Speaker 4: body with the body for what.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: That's a uniform for gotta be more aerodynamic. You have
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: to be here, you gotta be fully immersed.
- 1:38:42Speaker 4: And I would be that with jeans, jeans, shorts.
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: We got shorts, jean.
- 1:38:52Speaker 5: Your daddys in the tank tops like.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: That to play basketball.
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: I'm not the nigga that to be out there hooping
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: and sweats.
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: I don't understand the body suits.
- 1:39:03Speaker 4: Hell no body suits, bodies going with body, just like
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: Phil Simmons was Billy Blanks blinks Billy Blank with the fingerless.
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: Glove, no cut, hooping and fingerless gloves just like just like,
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: who's the workout guy? Yes? Is this n no? The
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: G FROMM kiss? Yeah? What g something? Richard Simmons, Richard
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: Richard Simmons, Yeah, I think he died?
- 1:39:40Speaker 2: Did he he did die?
- 1:39:42Speaker 5: If he did die, I hadn't been recently died twenty
- 1:39:43Speaker 5: twenty four. I'm gonna say I had to have been recently.
- 1:39:48Speaker 5: One hobby that I want to just just just going
- 1:39:50Speaker 5: out to the parking playing basketball. I haven't done that
- 1:39:52Speaker 5: in fucking forever.
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: It was nice today, would be nice, Mark nice, Yeah, beautiful.
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: It's gonna beautiful all the way up until they're.
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: Is that ye back down to forty something.
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: It's gonna be in the fifties.
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: I saw forty something.
- 1:40:09Speaker 3: To to off the top of my id, I would say,
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: collecting Pokemon cards, okay, and collecting uh, manga books like
- 1:40:18Speaker 3: volume issue books, like like I was just at my
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: grandparents' house today. I haven't been there in a little while,
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: Like just like I stayed there before I come here,
- 1:40:29Speaker 3: I haven't been there in a while, and I was
- 1:40:30Speaker 3: just sitting there looking at I'm like, oh, I got
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: a nice little connect collection over there.
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: I'm like, it's never what's what's the top manga that
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: you want to add to your collection or you would
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: add to your collection now? I don't know. I think
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: maybe Hunter. I think the one I have the most
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: of now is Sergeant from I'm not going to get
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: into it. With you guys. You don't know what that is.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: One of my favorite stories is when tell my Pokemon
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: cards when.
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: The fact that just said Pokemon just kind of got you,
- 1:41:04Speaker 2: Like the fake.
- 1:41:04Speaker 3: Card from the that was you yo from the from
- 1:41:08Speaker 3: the Columbus Market. I can't, I'll start. I will never
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: forget dad.
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: That was crazy.
- 1:41:14Speaker 3: But I just thought of this Pokemon car story right now.
- 1:41:16Speaker 3: When I got jipped at my first and only Pokemon
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: card trade. And this is when the cars first came out.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: I was hype.
- 1:41:26Speaker 3: I had a holographic ride on card and I knew
- 1:41:29Speaker 3: I was and I'm like, okay, I'm like, and you
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: guys probably remember what ride on looks like badass, badass,
- 1:41:36Speaker 3: and it was holographic.
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: I'm like okay.
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: And this fucking white boy across the street.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: His name's Brett. I'll never fucking forget him. Motherfucker scared me.
- 1:41:44Speaker 3: He's like, all right, yeah, that car is kind of cool,
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: but i'll trade you this. And then was he bro
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: He traded me.
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: Ottish were you new to but why would you make
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: the trade? He was so convincing, and I was so
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: stupid so that he was older than me too.
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: He just he just scammed me.
- 1:42:05Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the sort for dinner the next day
- 1:42:08Speaker 4: or the same day, and I never went back. Yeah,
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: he had to repay you for the the on Facebook.
- 1:42:14Speaker 4: You gotta find I wish.
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: I could find it. I would love to be able.
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: I gotta maybe ask if they remember their last names.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: You need to find him and remember that time when
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: you scamed me for that Pokemon I forget. I'm coming
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: for you, bro. I'm like, when I look bad, I
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: was like, oh the son, Now he made up facts.
- 1:42:33Speaker 3: I actually like, you know this, this guy he hides
- 1:42:37Speaker 3: in the ground all day when until the sun comes out,
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: and then when the sun comes.
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: Out making up pokemona.
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: Tah.
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: Was that like your first day?
- 1:42:47Speaker 3: Haven't like known about Pokemon because there's no way you
- 1:42:49Speaker 3: played the game and then got scammed like that.
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know. You convinced him.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: He was young and dumb. Bro, I was like six.
- 1:42:57Speaker 5: Next time you tell his story, say that he puts
- 1:42:59Speaker 5: you on the ground and then took your card and ran.
- 1:43:01Speaker 5: Because no, as a Pokemon.
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: Guy, that story lie like I would have.
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: Yeah, he was lied because I beat you up.
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: That blood stole all my Pokemon. Say some Latin kings
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: stolen from and he left me with just ani ship.
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: Exactly to get bunk fifty for Pokemon cards is crazy. Well,
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: they gave me a permanent smile.
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: Famn, that's different. You know what the thing about Pokemon cards?
- 1:43:35Speaker 1: You want to know how I got these cards? You
- 1:43:37Speaker 1: want to you don't know how you got these cards?
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: Do you?
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: I sliced the biggest face.
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: My father was a collector, had a neighbor street.
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: His name was my My father was a was a trainer.
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: He was a funny guy.
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: He said he had to catch them all and his
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: favorite card was I said for honest and literally you know.
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: Somebody are they licking the mic? Okay, Mike, okay, all right.
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: Once you say, oh that's too much for me.
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: Once you said all you know.
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: It's time to go hmm and not the end of
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- 1:45:20Speaker 2: Think about it that way. Three is cool.
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- 1:45:30Speaker 2: And if you go to the highest, the highest amount,
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: that's nine. We're in turing.
- 1:45:36Speaker 3: You're into Rob Piper territory, girth and lengthy specific you're
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- 1:45:54Speaker 1: Now curve? Look that's a prince, y'all? Sure what type
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- 1:45:58Speaker 2: Much more curve since the accidents.
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: Shouted to him for oh, he always talks about the acid.
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: Yeah, he got his dick broken, damn because the chick
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- 1:46:08Speaker 1: It came and it came down and.
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