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20: Man Ejaculates From Anus & Urinates Feces for 2 years | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What's Up.
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  Speaker 2: This episode is sponsored by Better Help.
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  Speaker 3: We'll talk to you about them more later in the episode.
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  Speaker 2: For now, enjoy, Hello, friends, Welcome to Our Saws on
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  Speaker 2: the Internet, the show where comedian and friends of mine
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  Speaker 2: we talk about random stuff that's on the Internet. Today's
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  Speaker 2: guest we have the baddest Mitch mel Mitchell. We have
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  Speaker 2: Big Irish Jason, and we have Tony aka Tony the Baker.
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  Speaker 2: Today's first story. Also, if you didn't know this, you
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  Speaker 2: can submit stories to us at Internet at Kevin stage
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  Speaker 2: dot com. They can just not be trending stories, gotta
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  Speaker 2: be old, gotta be weird, can't be something that's topical.
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  Speaker 2: We more than likely cover that in our regular podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Jokes on You Something White That's gonna be my next
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  Speaker 2: album name. Big has like three or four podcasts I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember. I don't which one. You want to something?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So this story actually came from Big Irish Jay this morning,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought he was lying, but he provided the article.
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  Speaker 2: This is the headline. Also, the people don't know the
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  Speaker 2: topic until I read it out to him. This is topic.
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  Speaker 2: Actually mail heard this with Tony Baker. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: coming in hot for you Tony Baker man ejaculates from anus,
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  Speaker 2: urinates feces for two years before seeking help. So the
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  Speaker 2: man had a man remember.
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  Speaker 1: This horse can I cuts on horseship.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he was lying, but I looked it up.
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  Speaker 4: This is a real article from Newsweek.
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  Speaker 2: From Newsweek, doctors published a case study detailing a man
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  Speaker 2: who started ejaculating from his rectum after a previous medical
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  Speaker 2: procedure caused complications. The man, aged.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty three, turned up for medical care after experienced paining
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  Speaker 4: in one of his testicles.
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  Speaker 2: For the previous five days. He also said he'd been
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  Speaker 2: passing a substantial amount of urine and sperm from his
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  Speaker 2: rectum over the previous two years, and did it ever rectum.
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  Speaker 2: He also said he did experiencing probably known as numa
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  Speaker 2: maturia I believe, in which people pass gas in their urine,
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  Speaker 2: and thin coloria, in which people pass bow matter through
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  Speaker 2: their urine.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Jay was.
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  Speaker 2: Lying, but he wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just glad it was on Newsweek and it wasn't like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like Frank's blog.
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  Speaker 2: He wrote it about himself.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so it was just gas coming out.
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  Speaker 2: Brown, But like.
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  Speaker 1: The pain, the pain solid solid though.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, let me read the rest. This is known as
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  Speaker 2: fistula and abnormal connection between two body parts. He was
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  Speaker 2: fighting it.
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  Speaker 1: Coming out.
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  Speaker 2: They don't say, but the thickness of the of the poop.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine Cam was saying off camera that maybe he
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  Speaker 2: just like adjusted his diet to get it more smooth.
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  Speaker 4: So here's my hell. Like you said, we can swear
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  Speaker 4: on this nothing. How you feel geographic or whatever. Well
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  Speaker 4: for this subject, it's already it's kind of so.
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  Speaker 2: Here here's what. Well, yeah, this is so. What if
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  Speaker 2: you're with the girl.
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  Speaker 4: What if you're with a girl and she's like, I
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  Speaker 4: want you to finish on my tents.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know if you do. Hold on,
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  Speaker 2: let me turn around. I don't think you're having sex
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta just be jacking off, like you know, I have
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  Speaker 4: to do it in the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Got back. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: It on the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: Even if you ejaculate from your booty, do you still
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  Speaker 5: get stimulated from your peepee.
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  Speaker 2: Or I'm the sensation probably because you know, the helmet
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  Speaker 2: get to rolling and I think this is still you
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  Speaker 2: know the top of the paint is the helmet. That's
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  Speaker 2: what me and my friends used to say, you get
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  Speaker 2: that helmet roller, but it looks like a helmet.
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  Speaker 1: You never heard that. I've never heard of call a little.
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  Speaker 4: Star Wars helmet helmet. Garth Vader helmet is you know
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  Speaker 4: you see his face?
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  Speaker 6: W peenis wad to come in? Peenies first, what's going on?
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  Speaker 6: And the oh it's the black thick grabbed get the
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  Speaker 6: grab the coordinates.
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  Speaker 2: He said that behind his back. But because you know
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  Speaker 2: what you said, you said it didn't you know.
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  Speaker 6: Because Garth Vaders the Black Penis and the soldiers of
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  Speaker 6: the spurns the white. So he come in sex reproduction.
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  Speaker 2: You Darth Vader walk.
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  Speaker 1: Every time he came in, it was a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: Was like ship Big Dickson saying, here he comes the
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  Speaker 4: circulation ship.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Now he had the tie Fighter with the X Wing.
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  Speaker 2: I believe, I don't know what the it wasn't circular.
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  Speaker 8: Was like a booty hole, That's what I was saying,
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  Speaker 8: what's the circular one.
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  Speaker 5: It's a circular one with like a long Are we
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  Speaker 5: still sure circular?
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  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? The death Star?
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  Speaker 2: The death Star was you have the ex Fighter the
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  Speaker 2: y Wing. Yeah, the tie Fighter was watching a different
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  Speaker 2: star walks wing. But anyway, they didn't say that his
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  Speaker 2: connect his feeling looked to be in the same place.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the result.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So does it say in there why he waited
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  Speaker 2: two years?
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  Speaker 4: Because if I go to pee and dude comes out like.
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  Speaker 1: One take, that's all you get.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already back before finishing.
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  Speaker 1: FaceTime, look like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, especially if I just besiegure he just had a
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  Speaker 6: medical procedure and then there started.
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  Speaker 9: Hope you go to the yach review. Hey man, I
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  Speaker 9: didn't have this until y'all rearrange.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all he had at least like I said.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure you know I've had like I said,
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  Speaker 4: I've had doodoos that felt orgasmic and peas where I'm
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  Speaker 4: like first.
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  Speaker 2: In the morning, yeah, yeah, first p Yeah, you held
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  Speaker 2: it all night? Yeah, it's close, which at my age,
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  Speaker 2: I can't hold it all night, can I'm too am
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  Speaker 2: I get up every night. I feel so old man
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  Speaker 2: my wife through the night.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know how I can't sleep through the
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  Speaker 4: night if I smoke a little?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: We just I can because I can hold it through
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  Speaker 4: the night. But it's just if I get that if
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  Speaker 4: I'm not high and I get that tingling. Then I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I wake up, I go pee, and then it takes forever.
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  Speaker 4: But if I get high, I'll just sleep through the night.
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  Speaker 2: I pee every night at least once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If if I've been drinking, maybe, oh yeah, but the
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  Speaker 2: one reasons I can't, Yeah, Kevin, you listen, I'm making
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  Speaker 2: up for all those years. Yeah yeah, drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Gin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you put it's gonna sound like a flex.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not.
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  Speaker 2: Gin and Tonic is one drink that tastes the same
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  Speaker 2: from here to Timbuktu. Yeah, in Spain, here, Kansas City,
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  Speaker 2: you just put Gin tonic line. They don't mess it up.
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  Speaker 2: And there's no really no hangover because there's no sugar in.
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  Speaker 4: That little hangovers you get. You going quit that G
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  Speaker 4: and T. G and T go to work immediately. You
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  Speaker 4: want to forget tonight, get too.
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  Speaker 8: G and t's in you headaches.
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  Speaker 2: They don't give me a headache. I don't ever drink
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  Speaker 2: that much because when I drink, then I'd be peeing
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  Speaker 2: at one, two, two thirty four, and then I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I unpee too much.
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  Speaker 8: Once you break the seal, you're gonna be paying what
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  Speaker 8: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, to your point, they say when they should
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  Speaker 2: have had when they were connecting the chords. You know
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  Speaker 2: they put the red, white, yellow. Remember how he took
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  Speaker 2: up channel three the game.
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  Speaker 4: I can't see the game, I can hear it, just
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  Speaker 4: like they.
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  Speaker 1: Put the white in, the red and the yellow. It
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  Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, he's good for two years.
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  Speaker 2: He might have been embarrassing, or to a male's point,
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  Speaker 2: he was likely.
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  Speaker 5: When but stuff feels good, so I kind of get it.
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  Speaker 4: Can imagine if he was on a date with a
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  Speaker 4: girl and she's like, just so you know, I'm into
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  Speaker 4: some really freaking stuff and he's like, oh really no, perfect,
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  Speaker 4: let's see little do you know?
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  Speaker 2: But he's not in the freaking stuff.
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  Speaker 4: His body was freaky on him, right, that's crazy. He's like,
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  Speaker 4: go back and plug it in, right, So like it's
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  Speaker 4: a condom of diaper for him, right, let me get
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  Speaker 4: some protection.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god's a great point. You're you you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to pull out?
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  Speaker 1: You don't, yes, you.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't. The sperm is going out the back.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 8: But if he gets so excited that.
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  Speaker 1: He believe never got that sexually excited, Well, I was
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  Speaker 1: like shipped myself on this. These plumps.
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  Speaker 10: It's never been that year.
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  Speaker 5: It might be like a little precumb booble and she
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  Speaker 5: got BV gotta be the.
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  Speaker 2: Boop come out the urine going the urine in the
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  Speaker 2: feat he fought.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, we skipped over this farting out of
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  Speaker 4: your penis wild.
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  Speaker 2: The most fall out of your meat. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: little yeah, like if it does like the car the
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  Speaker 2: car dealership.
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  Speaker 5: Like on no, oh, that'll be funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's Wilde.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe he was living like this for two years.
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  Speaker 2: Years of day one.
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  Speaker 9: As soon as I see a pebble come out of
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  Speaker 9: my penis, I'm like, man, what y'all did to me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting video footage.
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  Speaker 5: My other question is what is the velocity of the
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  Speaker 5: poop coming out of his penis?
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  Speaker 8: Does it come out as fast as ejaculate?
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  Speaker 2: Poop gotta come out like aiming in the toilet?
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  Speaker 8: How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta you probably have to kneel down.
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  Speaker 8: This is like come out fast.
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  Speaker 4: No, poop can't come out fast. But like I just
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  Speaker 4: think about a girl. She's like she didn't come on
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  Speaker 4: my face. And he's like, all right, some girls into that.
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  Speaker 2: He can't he can have been.
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  Speaker 6: Out of some like no, don't dood me gonna trust
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  Speaker 6: me on this one, trust me on this.
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  Speaker 1: W you won't be do What the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 2: What all right? I did not want to see a trick?
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  Speaker 2: I feel Second story man man Singapore man uh sues
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  Speaker 2: women for just wanting to be friends, not partners. He
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  Speaker 2: got friend zone. He seeks three million He saw him
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  Speaker 2: three million dollars in damages to cover financial losses, as
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  Speaker 2: well as rehabilitation and therapy to overcome the trauma. A
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  Speaker 2: man in Singapore is seeking more than three million in
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  Speaker 2: damages from a woman who said she saw him only
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  Speaker 2: as a friend, claiming she caused him trauma and damage
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  Speaker 2: his stellar reputation.
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  Speaker 1: No, who's this guy? Still?
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  Speaker 2: His name is k Koshigan. He claims the damages are
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  Speaker 2: to cover loss in earnings and investments.
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  Speaker 1: How much was he spending them?
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  Speaker 2: Woman had to be two hundred dollars dollars three million
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  Speaker 2: in damages.
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  Speaker 8: She want to be your friend?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Not even that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, three million pounds? Oh way? How much is
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  Speaker 2: it in the mirriage? Oh no, no, that's one point
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  Speaker 2: eight seven. Actually I don't know when this story was.
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  Speaker 2: He wants money, okay, it's three million whatever. Singapore's money
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  Speaker 2: is one point eight seven million pounds, and I think
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: the pounds of the dollar are kind of close right now. Yeah,
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: see man Englan, y'all think y're better than us, but
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  Speaker 2: you only got eight cents on us right now.
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  Speaker 1: So they got more. So it's more than the American now.
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  Speaker 2: That it counts a little bit more so, it's roughly
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  Speaker 2: one point seventy five million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, damn for friend.
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  Speaker 2: Zone it And how many dates did they go on?
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  Speaker 2: Does it say, uh, like one?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be exact with this million? I'm looking hold on.
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  Speaker 2: They first met in twenty sixteen, according to court papers,
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  Speaker 2: and the problems began to rise in twenty twenty, so
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  Speaker 2: four years they became misaligned about how they saw their relationship. Well,
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  Speaker 2: the defendant only regardless, claiming as a friend. He considered
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  Speaker 2: her to be his closest friend. The court papers say,
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  Speaker 2: four years is a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time. It's a lot of hanging out.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of hanging out. He for sure has
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  Speaker 2: an Excel spreadsheet on all the dates, tips.
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  Speaker 4: Trip and I get the I get what he said.
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  Speaker 4: He wants some of it for not emotionally. What he
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  Speaker 4: needs like.
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  Speaker 2: Therapy, reputation, his reputation therapy, the.
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  Speaker 4: Therapy I get because in those four years, if she
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  Speaker 4: was like, I love you, You're such a good friend.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you about this date I went on.
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  Speaker 8: It was just like taking your as the court.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, six years, six years the court process. No. No,
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  Speaker 2: he initiated the court in the court process in July
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty two, so it was six years of relationships relationship?
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  Speaker 2: Did they ever hook up? Scrolling scrolling scroll, he.
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  Speaker 6: Thought, sid, let me see that Star Wars spaceship you
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  Speaker 6: was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: But they didn't hook up.
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  Speaker 1: They never. They never sent they never, they never.
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  Speaker 8: Had Sometimes look like a bootyhole?
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  Speaker 2: Is it the million if you got a hemorrhoid? You're
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  Speaker 2: talking about the militia.
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  Speaker 8: Like, y'all, I never got on a boothole.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe if you orgasm, which part of the how.
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  Speaker 8: You put it this way, kind of ignore the straight part.
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  Speaker 1: You really had to dig to find this bootyhod she's.
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  Speaker 2: Saying, forget the front part.
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  Speaker 1: Of it, just.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, And then yeah, it don't look like that. You're
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  Speaker 4: just looking top down. I guess it looks like a
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  Speaker 4: booty you a little blue knot.
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  Speaker 6: We got a little centerpiece. And then but back with
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  Speaker 6: this guy friend zone suean.
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  Speaker 2: Friends on sewer. So his case was gonna be heard
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  Speaker 2: actually last month.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm on hold on, he was spending mad money.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: He was a lot of male section. Oh no, they
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  Speaker 2: did have sex. Oh and romantic entitlement.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she she he No.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like they tried to clarify the relationship as
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  Speaker 2: committed and she saw him as just a friend and
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: he took her to court.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, the sex, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely wasn't good.
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  Speaker 4: If it wasn't good, definitely wasn't good six years man, because.
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  Speaker 6: If you if you, let's say a girl, all right,
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  Speaker 6: he's just my friend, He's just my friend. And then
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: she's like, you know what, I'm gonna give him something bad.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, she gonna be.
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  Speaker 8: And I've been there, and if it's good, you're gonna
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: now we go together. But if it's like, let's just
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: be friends.
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  Speaker 1: That was the deciding fact a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: So she kind of like, let me not on because
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  Speaker 8: he still take me a cheesecake factory.
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  Speaker 2: You imagine the one time you have said you've been
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: waiting for years, you finally get to have sex, and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: then she's like, you know what, I just let me
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: shake your hair because the person let me shake your head,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: pressures on the gun or what the other way? What
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: if she wasn't good and he was like.
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  Speaker 1: I waited six years she was.
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  Speaker 4: I think men will take bad sex from what can
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: women even do bad sex?
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  Speaker 1: I mean they can.
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  Speaker 6: They can be bad at the interactions. Oh like a
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: bad idge women on interaction. If you like, I don't
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  Speaker 6: need this, I will quit sessions. If you ain't doing nothing,
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: I will quit mid sessions. You'll just do it before.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't need this now when you okay, hold
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  Speaker 2: on because I've done this. Have you done this? You
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: have stopped mid pump and been like, you know what?
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  Speaker 8: Quiet?
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  Speaker 1: Why what do we do?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: What do you go do? Immediately after that me get on,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: go home and have a better time with myself. I'll
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: show you how to make noise when they when they
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  Speaker 2: please them own self.
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  Speaker 1: That would be weird to be like that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I want to take a break from the show and
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: talk to you about better help listen. I'm a very
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: busy person, but the majority of my time is spent
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: on others. I'm taking my kids to them from school.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I'm creating content for others. I'm doing meetings for others.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I'm improving things for others.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I very rarely spend time on myself, and it's so
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  Speaker 2: easy to get caught up with everything else everyone needs
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: from you. You don't never take a moment to think
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: about yourself, because that's life, you know, And then you know,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I get it. You're serving others, you're help and you're
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: being a good parent. You know, a husband or wife, father,
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  Speaker 2: son wouldever. But at the same time, you are important
• 17:21
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• 18:37
  Speaker 4: But I'm wondering, like if you because I've done this
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: where like with the quitting, uh do you do you
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: fake like that you.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, hilarious, Oh yeah yes, what.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Oh because we I mean I used to do about
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: this where I.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Was like like when you like, when you're young, you know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: sex might be quick, it might take an hour, and
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: you're until the end.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, but when you're young, you can go like
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: a yeah, now that I'm older, I'm good for like
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: a good.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Like seven or eight minutes, and then after that I
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: just can't be bothered. You know, n J pulled out
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: his peel thing for the week, we getting old.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Wednesday, sex for hours. If you got your pills lined
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: up for the day, you judge Judy coming on. So
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: like in those it gets I'm like, guys know this
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: that it doesn't happen always, but there's a I don't
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: know if it's a mental marker or physical, but you
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: get to a point where you know that it's gonna
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: take forever, and I'm like, you know, I'd just rather
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: go play some cal dude or something.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: So how do you remove yourself?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: That was great?
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: God, I'll stop something something.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Take it to the notions.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: This is great.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: You never think it. No, I have never faked in
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: my life. I had that many sexual partners anywhere.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I think they plays the fact that, Yeah, I mean
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: maybe if I was.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Out of me sex streets, I might have, especially old,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I might be like, I'm tired of this.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I get.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Year old, Like if I was old Tony, Tony gets
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: the more you don't have time for.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tony's like I'm the oldest one here. They turned
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: on the movie.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Watch watch Mojo better than this top seven top while
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: you're in the middle. God, this is great.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: He's like, no money number.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: I've never faked as a woman.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: This is the most problem. You too happy, She's never
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: really have you ever been?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Do you have? Do you have problems climaxing when you
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: would have gut? Oh? Problem because a lot of women
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: do a lot of women be.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Like, see, I've been not to be too t in mine,
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: but I mean I lacked supervision as a child, so
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: I was going to town on myself at twelve, So
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: I know, I.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Thought you said I liked supervision. I was like, what
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I lacked? Said? I was going to a weird way up.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I was going. I was tearing myself.
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: Now she already knows how to no, please please.
• 21:49
  Speaker 13: Get this, this all her. Everything I've done for you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 13: I was like, it's great, I've fed you don't mean
• 22:04
  Speaker 13: I gotta get Yes, it does.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Man, man in the room, what.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You talking about? I'm playing with my dog who's in there.
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: I got caught once I was twelve.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got caught, and I had to play it
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: off like I was wiping I was like, oh no,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I'm just using the bathroom.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: Had this wife. I sis like, what are you doing?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Us in the bathroom? You in the kitchen showing up?
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Or before I knew what an orgasm was, I used
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: to just do it and I was like, that was fun.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know what just happened, but.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That was lit. What great are you in?
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: At twelve, I was going into six grade. I was
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: twelve eighth grade, so I never know what I was
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: in eighth.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Grade I was and then like them high school service.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Once I discovered like porn.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Oh they were protecting you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: I should have let you know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: That living so you had the in and then I'm
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: envious catalog, the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You got your hands on that. Yeah, I'm going to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Guess yeah you do. You guys remember uh the first
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: time you masturbated. I don't want to tell this story,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: but I do.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I talked about it in the book I was. It
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: was at my grandparents house in the.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I remember duve soap got me in the pee hoole
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: and it stung, and I was like, all right, let's
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: not do that again.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: Doing it with soap.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't know. I was just like I
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: was washing myself. I was like, oh, hello, how are you?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: That felt interesting?
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you the washing yourself down there could
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: get pretty Hey, you start out with the innocent clean
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: and you keep cleaning it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: Now you got to clean up.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: This is what we're doing.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: I remember my first time again. I was twelve.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I used to watch again. I didn't have supervisions, so
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I will watch like Penn and Tellor Bs. They had
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: an episode of masturbation.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: I'm like, well, what is this? Just like two o'clock
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: when my parents are sleep, I'm.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: In the living room, living and you was already in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the masturbation streets.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: This is how I got introduced. They had a whole
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: episode of masturbation. I'm like, so, okay, let's I'm into it,
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: let's talk about it. And they're like, had a demonstration
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: of this woman was masturbating and they showed like the
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: whole thing. I'm like, because I used to watch porn
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: because it was late at night on like HBO.
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: Like The Real Sex and the Cat.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Confessions.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Oh I hit twelve on the cinnament one.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't like real sex though, really watching Yeah, they were.
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: Real people.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Were ran me for two service real sexist get it
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: and I saw the real people.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: They looked like I was somebody who work of real sex.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I watched they were fucking sex doll, but at ten,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, this is a penis, so I think
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: it's a real man.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: Until I found that same episode as an adult. I
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: was like, I got to see this ship again because
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: it changed my life.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: The whole time.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: It was a sex doll.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: They was running the train on a sex doll man
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: and I was like, they were sucking a sex doll
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: when I was twelve, and I didn't realize it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Because I was just so shocked they were naked.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Anyway, did a masturbation episode and I was like, well,
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: I gotta try this ship because they made this documentary
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: look excellent. I was too scared to touch my kuchie,
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: so I did it with some toilet paper like I
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: had doll.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That was so that's the when they walked in, You're like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: was just wiping.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: That on your debut?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: It was it was like a summer.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: Like the whole I was.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: It was a summer summer and six I was the
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: toilet in this house. We've got the maca rolls, how
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: much are your wife?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I've been being a lot man.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: You gotta get it, man, And that's how I came.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That was the debut.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Was in the bathroom, absolutely on the toilet. That was
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: my only time because again in the house, I got sisters.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: It's just I can't. Yeah, so I had that was
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: the only private time and I would be in there
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: for a minute. I wondered. It was like, what is
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: mel you the oldest, youngest, youngest.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, then you can't even talk to your siblings about it.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: I didn't tell them.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Till I was grown.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I was like, I told my list. I said, list,
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: remember that one time you walked to me in the bathroom.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I was touching myself.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: She was like she didn't know.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: She was like, what are you doing? Like she wouldn't
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: think that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I was really.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Her sister's are named Melissa Monique and her name is
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Melandy the same order, and my wife is Melissa Monique
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and Melody in the same order.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: That's the weirdest it right, the same middle middle and
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: her sister and her sister used to work with Mail
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's cartoon Network in Atlanta.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, it's very weird how we were like small world.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Small world would go ahead, Jay, Oh no, I was
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: gonna say. I had a buddy that we walked in
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: while he was rubbing one out, and you would think
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: like the actually, oh he flipped it on us.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: He stopped and goes, hey, man, you guys are sucking
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: up my nut. So you can't do at that point, no,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: and we we then he put it up, like I said.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Instead of him being like, oh, he put it on us,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: we were like, oh my bad.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's always it's always on the walk in.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: It's on the walker in. Yea, the walker walking on me. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I was already doing. But you're in the living room.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh the living room, Yeah, we had that's on him.
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: Are the bathroom some class?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the bathroom. He wasn't even be comfortable.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: He was until we got there.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: So he's like, they come in and then he flipped
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: it on. Answer your question. My first time was uh,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I was probably thirteen and I used a Jack's dish
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: washing liquid. Why are y'all using these friends? What was
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: about the he was he was my He told me
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: he had done it. He was like he was like
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Jack's off.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He was like, you gotta use you gotta have a
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: loper can. I was like, okay, Like what he could
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: have said lotion was right there.
• 28:50
  Speaker 14: I didn't know about this, he said agent. He came
• 28:52
  Speaker 14: and told me, hey, man, I just he said, comments
• 28:55
  Speaker 14: would be that's the way to go.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Ever, sad, you get away and some mayonnaise. You mixed
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: those too?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Out of his leg?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Is it bleeding?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Is this?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't sting. It was the worst experience ever.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It was literally I couldn't imagine how the sun it was.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: It was too the A Jackson is way too thick
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: of a luperhad it doesn't water. I didn't use water,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: just straight and I was like, this is really this
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: hurts more than anything between her paper towels and ajax.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: You guys can start a cleaning straight on the Darth
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Vader helmet. I just went to down and started burning immediately,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: and it got in the rethroat. I took a shower,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I didn't. I don't listen to
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: horrible now. God is mad And the thing is because
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: we were poor, we used a Jackson washing dick, washing dishes.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Bubble bash even crossed my mind that it couldn't be
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: used for something. We washed the car with it. I'm
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: like many Jackson, was it lemon orange? It was the
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: green one, the blue, the blue on the blue one.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I was just like, man a jack says, another thing
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: that they can do, becauts grease. We're watching cards. I'm
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: taking both bathroom now you can, Jacob. You can do
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: literally anything week week Jack, Well, I tell you I
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: took some years off after that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Oh that for like three days it was all right,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be doing that. I feel like I was
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: punished for me. I was gonna say. And by the way,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: and you're probably the same.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: But in the instances where I have faked it to
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: just get it over when, I still make sure that
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: the lady is satisfied beforehand.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's what.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You do a gentleman. I mean it depends on this day.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Was bringing it? I need?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: This is like it's like performing on stage for an
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: audience in their internal laughter laughter, It's like that just
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: like you want to get off stage. You just would
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: be like, man, that the crowds the crowd sucked in
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: that it was a full house, but they sucked, So.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: You'd be like that. It'd be like, really good time.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not hit him. You're just like.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I'm wasting your time.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: We're both wasting time. We could be doing anything right now.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And to get back to you, what did your sister
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: say when you revealed the truth?
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: She was disgusted. And then my other sister caught me
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: in like twenty seventeen. Now that was embarrassing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: You're an adult.
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: I was an adult.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: When did you reveal to your sister that you told
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: me after my other.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Sister caught me?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: I was like, also, since i'm for a fapper, you
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: also caught me when I was twelve, So we just
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: y'all both cat.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Wanted to know what was the context of her bringing
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: I don't think she remembered, but I did.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That was like right in your mind.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: That was like you go back to it after they
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: left or were you done for the day.
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: I think I was just she killed the move. It
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: was just like not want to finish.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Down here?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Like another time that magic wand has a different meaning.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't know a Brookstone. They were like pre uh
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: sex toy store being accepted. Folch was using the Brookstone.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Stuffs from Brookstone Brown. Yeah, I was from Brookstone.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: They were talking about it like they would add, there's
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: like old ads for this stuff, and it was like, yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: massage you in all the right places.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: It's so big, though, is it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Really that big?
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: I can't.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: It's a massage from Brookston.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And then the washer to write the shower thing.
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: The shower heads. They be doing the shower heads too. Now.
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: No.
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: I discovered that one in high school. Just run the
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: bath water and then you get it right up on
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: you get in.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Herself.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Parents thought they were protecting her. This woman was sexually liberating.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: He was taking herself on trips. I was a good
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: bath to again.
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: I want be home, I'm home movies.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: It would be like them little them little message boards
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: with the Chris Brown stories and ship my parents thought
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: was saying.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: But it was like other message boards like yeah, y'all
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: want to watch porn. I'm like, I'm watch the poor.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: And I learned that bathtib trip that whole summer before
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: school went to college.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: Are you always in the tub? I just like bath
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: better than showers. Here, get out of here, taking shut
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: up your third bath.
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: I'm clean.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I like them okay.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: And then my tub our bathtubs, And I told, your
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: house is customs. So the man who built our house
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: where his wife they got divorced, but the whole house
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: is custom and they put even in the regular like
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: me and my sister had a jack and jail, but
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: our bathroom.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: I never had a jacket jail bedrooms. It's like two
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: bedrooms and they have.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I was but yeah, so it had jets in our
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: bathtubs was kind of jep and had jets, and I
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: got to humping.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Them jets, man, the jets.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I put the right.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: I used to be in there going wow.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Was coming out of the boutom still musty.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Right, you know what I forgot.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: Back here?
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I have when you talk about it out loud, thes
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: of you though, just straddling the faults in your legs.
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: And then the fucking stopper would hit the back of
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: my back. It was worth it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Seem like a back here.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: She was under the water. She was like she was
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like this and there like, oh, literally, I'm clean. Empty.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: It was just me and then the faucet good time.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't need to feel the tumble.
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: It was a tuble empty.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: It was like that water has been running for three hours.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: It's full, it's full.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Her whole family was outside the door, his full, his
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: water sky.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Oh man, to do what I why can't we have
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: hot showers?
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on. Mom, you need to
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: look after that.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: This water bill is fourth.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: Wow, Mom, I don't Maybe in a league. Is there
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: a leak somewhere.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious because I played with toys well into almost
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: that was old twelve year old life was she.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Was also playing.
• 36:01
  Speaker 12: I was playing regulators.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Not at the same time. Mys was to I was,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Me and my friend made like a brass Dogs movie
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: and had very detailed sex scenes and we were twelve.
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: I'm like, what the.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Shower you wanted?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: It is there? You can't for.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Of course I told you you can't. You like to
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: explain that someone back. It is the water. The people
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: girl was the shower.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good emotion.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: I wanted an emoji.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I got the people choose. It's like, you can't choose
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: your people, gotta choose a figure. People have such a gradgy.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: You know what.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I can't even be mad at that because that was
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: life for you.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: It made the woman I am today.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I never people.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: I can't come from chalk can come?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: You just look at my eyes?
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: I can't. She is trained. What's next?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: That was a good time?
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: We never do that you did?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I just I just asked you what kind of you
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and you wanted? I can't see what you.
• 37:20
  Speaker 12: Want Paul, I can't even do it on the band now, Paul,
• 37:30
  Speaker 12: Why you look tired?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Visual? I just asked you what you wanted?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: He made I contact on the question. What can't see you?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Send in the tombs crush if they got what happened there?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: So why are you tired now?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Man, come go the band?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Man bad.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bringing Cereal up to the past.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: That's why when they say teenagers don't be wanting to bathe,
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: I'd be like, not me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: It's a team. I think I was gonna do.
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: In that shower.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: You have a good time in there, man.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Funny thing, I just realized my son beat in the
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: shower for long the time. I just thought it was
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: because he like, we have the tapless water heater, so
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: it's stay hot for long. We moved to the new house,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: he was like, we still got that kind of heater
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: and was.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: No.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I just thought he likes shower like I like showers.
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: All right, and I can tell you anything.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: He's sixteen, definitely getting man big get.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's just relaxing. He relaxing, No, guys, come on.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Man, relaxing, electric relaxes.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: He might watch this.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Watching watching the content.
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: We end these episodes differently. Now we have a random
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: question generator. Some of the questions are funny, some of
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: them regular. Today's question is this what's something that you
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: believe you'll never be able to do well?
• 39:18
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Draw? Oh? Man? I wish I could draw, but I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: can't remember. We did the painting episode.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: We did that paint episode. Last draws like a child
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: at Red Robin. It was like face about why are
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: you talking?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Man? Come on, man, I was trying.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You got mad and gave up to here Dicprio, I mean.
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: The Leonardo DiCaprio dating back, Man, I was really trying.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Is that a skill that you desired? Yes?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Because my brother Scott could draw at his drawings like man,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I too.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Have you seen them hyperrealism drawings?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: No, where the people be having like the pencil show?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Those are? They sent me one yesterday? They look more
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: real than they're hand drawn oftentimes with pencils and they
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: look more real than people.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like I know.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: The next picture is not a picture, it's a drawing.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: It took me four three stuff like that. Yeah, hold on,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: no way, it's crazy.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: You will never believe that somebody sat there and draw
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: This is one.
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: I draw a pencil.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: He looks exactly how you.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Definitely he definitely fits the bill.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Look up higher hyperrealistic drawings. If you haven't seen it,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: not ai.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Regular.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm already And that's just a piece
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: what it'd be taking them like weeks to do that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Brouh. Yeah, this looks like a sweaty.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Man he drew He drew fingerprints on that.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: This is crazy.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I'll show y'all.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I put it in the picture. Man like man, he
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: drew cat. That's the time of him drawing it. Sometimes
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: it's nuts.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: See, those are the pictures that's a presuming or going
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Oh shoot, you're doing too much man, just wow. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: big daddy, Chris, what's up?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Oh Chris in here, man, Chris.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: With something that you believe you'll never be able to
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: do well now, yeah, running.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, ran dude, you get the knee surgery.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this dude, it might be twenty years, twenty years
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: if you ran, like not like a trot, but like
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: a run. Like I remember I went to the movies
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: with a comic, young comic, like twenty five, and we
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: we were we left the car. We're probably thirty yards
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: towards the movie. He goes all hold on for sick,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: runs back to his car to grab something, and comes back.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: And I was looking at him like he was like
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: an Olympic level app.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I was like how And he's like what I go?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: How do you do that? He's like, what, I go,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: run like my knees, oh, my ankles, my knees. Yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: I'd say running. It chased you right now.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Like I used to say, like in a horror movie,
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: like if the killer's coming and everybody starts running, I'm like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I just got to fight.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I just gotta take my chance. Was like, yeah, we're
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: gonna have to brawl. Is we're not even trying to run?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: No? No, because one if I tried to, like if
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: it's a killer or something, I try and run, my
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: back's to him. Now I'm not gonna outrun him. I'm
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: not gonna outwalk him. Probably you know, so we're just
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: gonna have to go heads up and and I'm gonna
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: hope for that somebody you need.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like the guy you throw to the bear
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: you got chick up.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Jay started rubbing his knees thinking about running. Yeah, I
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: don't know, probably about ninety eight.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy, like I haven't played hoop and I'm twenty
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: plus years probably.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Did you think the last time you played basketball? There's
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: gonna be last time you played? Yeah, definitely.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: I was in it was in Seattle and uh, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: I remember I was playing with Harold Gomez, Ty Barnett
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: and uh and uh Travis Simmons and we were playing
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I think we're playing twenty one.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I won one of the games and I was like,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: that's my retirement.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Guy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Some time you walked up like and then yeah, exactly
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: my crooked finger.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: I was just like warm up top on and then
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I remember the next day just needed the ice everything
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: you like Patrick ewing On the dude.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my big IRIS day is out for twenty one today.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Questionable return.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy that I'm old forty six, forty seven, dude, I'll.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Be fifty two in May.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: When you hit fifty two years ago. Birthday May twenty six, Gemini,
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: You've been.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Looking the same the whole time I've met knowing you. Yeah,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: you literally have not fat. Don't crack yeah, that don't
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: crack big.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: I know Jason's two thousand and eight maybe yeah, Dan, Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Me and Jay did some comedy shows.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Where was this many people in there? Dude? I remember
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: that one in Seattle was the huge warehouse room and
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: were like, what's on the show? Start? They're like three minutes,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: what there's no people?
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: It was literally like my my favorite story all the
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: time I used I was doing I think I'm gonna
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: bring it back, but I had a podcast called Fucking
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Boo and it was just your best bomb story. Black
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Bay Area Black Comedy Competition is my favorite.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You were there when the water on, Dude.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I'm just telling people so many because I remember the
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: first time I saw keV was at Nate Jackson show
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: and he had keV had this uh and he was
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: so likable on stage. I told you that like me,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, you are so likable, you can
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: get away with so much. And he had this joke
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: about h he had like he would had like an
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: R and B song about going through Popeyes and getting
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Popeyes order, and he would end it with like he
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: pour water, he pull his shirt. I'll be like like
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Jonas or something was crushing, crushed. But also people knew
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: keV and knew like he was a Christian and and
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: like they loved him. So we're at the Bay Area
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: play comedy competition. He goes up and he's his sets,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: going eh, but don't you give it more credit than
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: he deserves. Okay, it was, but was way better than
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I was doing. But he also I knew that in
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: the back of your head. You're like, I got the
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Popeyes closer.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I got the Popeyes closer.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: It's gonna kill I'm all right, you know they may
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: not be feelings. I got the Popeyes closer.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: He goes up, pours water. Girls.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: It's a Berry of Black comedy competition. It's all black
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: people in the audience. Black women in the front row
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: are like, hey, mother, looks water's fallen off. Oh he's done.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: No reaction and he just covers his hard nipples and
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: walks off stage, doesn't.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Even stick around, walks straight to the hotel.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: He was like, I know I'm not moving on I'm out.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I walked back to Takoma like the Spike lead.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Dude, that is my one of my all time favorite
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: bombing stories. If you got bomb, oh, dude, bomb. It
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: was like a closer in the Major League. He is
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: he has closed seven thousand games. No one's even hit
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: him first.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Pitch grass slam.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: The World Series is over.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: It was like this joke was undefeated. Yes, not only
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: not never not be funny never not brought the crowd
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: to the people falling out.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, was like, and dude, and the other thing too,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: is like you because you're the rest of the set
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: was like, man, you were so committed to it, Like
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: you didn't you didn't have asked.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm going to get him with the pop
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: He's like the cold water is dripping and it was
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: colder than ever it was. You heard the hard in
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: the third like dirty and the row cover.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 47:35
  Speaker 10: Man was like, because my hair, there was no getting
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: them back. They was going, It's like, man, this.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Bom I love it doing competitive comedy.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Did you his faith in the popeyes joke?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Kill again and they killed. I won't bring it back
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: in life. I won't have my revenge. Also the other
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: thing that I didn't realize, and they had a live band,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: so there were elements that helped because I would sing
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: the song I've already been killing and I usually was
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: on stage for fifteen and twenty minutes at the time,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: bombing for four minutes and then just I know I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: gonna pour water myself. Why are you doing it? Was
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: like people were like, why are you doing this?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you yeah, you would have the band play
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: with you is they would join in with the song,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: and then in Oakland They're just like, you just have
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: to just sing a song you made up on there
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: set up.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what would be crazy if
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: you had an R and B song at Pop VI's
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Three Peats Chicken.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: There was nothing that wasn't even like the Curtis Niggas,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: ain't courtesy clapping.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: There was you after the poor seeing the water fall
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: and splash in the front row.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: And somebody come mop it up after you was.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Done, back to see them moveing didn't go back.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: I've been doing it five years of new comedy, five
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: years and I haven't had that bomb store and I
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: just know what's coming.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: You're coming, not just bombed like a month ago, one
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: of the best bombs I've ever had, which I like,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I always say, you can't be afraid to bomb, you know.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll tell you about it later.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid, but I can take it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I'll just sitting there, I'm like, I'm gonna say, you
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: haven't had to be Yeah. I think if you if
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: you don't ever bomb, you're not really taking risks.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: I bombed the step show when I did my own album,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Mater Step Show.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: That's one of my other bombs I bombed in my
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: own Step shows.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Are tough, though tough and comedy music.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Gen z is so different than jokes would have killed
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: from my generation, but like the new generation, these is
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: the COVID kids, so they've been on zoom for most
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: of the generation.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, she was born after the Lion King
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: came out, after the Lion King.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Days after the Lion King. Lion King came out Friday.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I was born Monday, but I was closed, but she
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: wasn't born. I was in college ten years ago.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: I was reading Entertainment Weekly to see how much the
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Lion King gross and she was like, she was like.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, and I was like, man, it broke me.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I had fool sentences and in real interest briefcase. Yeah,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know the lion.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: King, get this is this weekend thirty next year.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Jay turned fifty two. All right, what's something that you'll
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: never believe you'll be able to do well?
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: Swim well?
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: All that time in that water and you learned how
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: to swim. You spent all them summers in that dark
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: on water and didn't learn how to swim. He's down
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: there playing with yourselven.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: She's the dope.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Just you ain't swim, please the little mermaid God.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You had money for.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Swimming swim lessons. I failed the swim lessons. The white people,
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: I m c A.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: You went right back to that bathtub like that is
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: the water.
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: This is now the water coming down on me.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: You're like that backstrunk. I'm gonna do a different stroke.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: All they needed was stream.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: If Ryan Coogler called me last year, it was like, hey,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: we're doing Black Panther two. You just gotta learn how
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: to swim out of Like, thank you so much much
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: cooler for your time.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't even try, y'all do it in the bathtub.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I about a bath scene.
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: And the water rained down on it with my legs
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: up under this posset. I can't do that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: That's my only thing. I told all these damn people
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: that I.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Like that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, girl, But honestly try it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: They was like, yeah, I did that as well.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: If I couldn't do the chat was moving fast.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: But if you they've done it, women be massive, bat
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: they'd be out. Women be Chris, women master.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: We have all kinds of tools and gadgets. Now that
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: rose and then they got the new the Womanizer.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: That's the name of a.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: Vibrators called the Woman Larous.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Women go at it every day.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: Every day I've been having.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I punished myself because I was gonna pack my
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: vibrator for my week ten day trip this trip, and
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, you gotta have some disciplines.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: It's called the woman.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: You look at the white man and listen, you're not
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: coming to l a with I'm staying, I got to
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: find myself out of this work.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You're like the time lately. That's great walk Empire. Oh yeah,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: you remember where the dude who was chasing Nuky Thompson
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: wold whip himself because he liked women.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: That's male. Like, I ain't gonna have no money.
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: I was putting it up so high that I would
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: go directly to sleep when I was.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Good cast out, cod.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Fell asleep with it's still on me.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: You're like, is that a text message.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: Is so powerful?
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: You make that exercistace just and I wake up. Even
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: when Tom Hanks not just two thousand castaway.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Knocked out, you get shot, you'll better get on Amazon.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: But you gotta you gotta graduate to it. You gotta
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: start with like a little bullet didn't get rolls. The
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: rolls are prepared for a di You go to a woman.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: If you woman blind, it's powerful.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Man, the woman crazy and mind.
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: I live at home, so.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Even though I'm twenty eight years old, I live at home.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I know my mama can hear this ship
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: like I know she can hear it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: She got her, she discovered the woman. I raised it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Something I'll never believe. I'll never be able to do well.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Oh man, so many things.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Probably take my time. I don't take my time. What
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: you mean when I have an.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Idea, this is the best idea. I'm doing this idea
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: come hell or high water. Like being patient and deliberate.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, no, this thing is half and then
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: when the idea is them, I was like, that was
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: a stupid idea.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: No, but you know what, but see that's not that's
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: not like a bad thing. I don't think. Okay, I think.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I think that that's part of why you're successful. I know,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: but also why I'm not what what you mean my
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: failures probably is because I don't be patient. You don't
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: just learn. I'll be feeling all the time, but not really.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: You fell forward though, No, I just felt backwards.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: And if you don't lose, you learn, I'll be losing
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: and learning.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Something. Maybe lose weight, eat healthy, consistently work out. I
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: was running on a treadmill. I got up to twenty
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: five miles per hour, one of those treadmills that carried
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: your own way, and pulled my hamstring and I was like,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: this is why I don't need to be doing this,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: because the trainer was pushing me. So I want to
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: be the best life. Did you get mad at this?
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: I was like, why are you?
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Why you got to do this? I felt it felt like,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: you know, like a branding thing like cows. It feels
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: like somebody pushed that in my dam Like you, I
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: could feel like a muscle being isolated hot down, so
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I thought I was catching a crap, but I stretched
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: it out and it was like, oh no, this feels
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: like somebody just put a branding iron down one muscle.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: And I was mad because I had a show that week,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you got me out here training for
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: for what. I don't never need to run as fast
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: as ever, and now I got to perform in San Diego.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I gotta do my jokes to the right way. You're yes,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: you mad? This is one of the funniest things.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I was so mad at him and I hit him
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: on Sunday and I ain't coming this week and I'm
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: not doing nothing and I'm eating bad.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'll show you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: If I'm not doing workouts, I'll show you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: So you mad is one of the funniest You always like,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: you know, so positive, Like when we were on tour
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: and on the do you remember on the on the
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: I think it was the van and Jason sped it
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: up and you're on the side almost killed me.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: He almost killed me. You remember, you remember I was
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: riding on the outside.
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: Of the van outside out.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was like, I was like ding on
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: to the thing. I was like, I'm a garbage man.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I was like we were going around to the hotel,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: like our room was around the corner. He was driving slow,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm a guard. He was hilarious
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: beause you know garbage to be like on to the side.
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: Why are you playing for tea?
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be a garbage mann. I always
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: liked to think. It was like that was a great market,
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: and I was like, you want to do that if
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: I get told on this.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: So I was doing that and he turned the corner,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: sped up, and I end up like he knocked me
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: off the van.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: No Joe.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: He was going so fastball he.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Did like he was going like let's say, like three
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: or four miles. At first he was going like three
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: or four miles an hour, and then he did like
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: a little like and kept was like.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: He's like, you know, he came out beginning to Beverly Hills.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: Cop Everyone was hanging on that trip for like my
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: because y'all wait inside the car.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I know we got the drill. Anyway, she killed me.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: We'll see y'all next time. This has been. I saw
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: it was on the internet with mel Mitchell. She's at
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: the battest Mitch and it's Meil Mitch, depending on the platform.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: At Big Irage Jay on everything, Tony Baker, your Tony,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: make everything right?
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: Uh, Tony Baker on Instagram, Total Breaker Comedy on everything else.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see y'all next week or next time.