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Things That Must Go From April 1st, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that Must Go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: This is things that must Go.
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  Speaker 3: It's a simple feature wherein you are able to get
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  Speaker 3: something off your chest, something that's really really bugging you
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  Speaker 3: a lot, that you can't stand anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You say, I know what I'll do. I'll send it to.
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  Speaker 3: X ninety six or Radio from Hell and maybe this
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  Speaker 3: thing will in fact go for my life. It'll make
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  Speaker 3: you feel better anyway, I hope. So send your must
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  Speaker 3: goes to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot
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  Speaker 3: com and make sure you put must go in the
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  Speaker 3: subject line and we'll hopefully get to yours and read
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  Speaker 3: it on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Carrie, you want to go first today?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see unhelpful ass hats?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: On Facebook? This is this is your own must go?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is this is fine. Someone posted anyone know
• 0:59
  Speaker 5: how long the construction on Wassatch Boulevard is supposed to last?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, reasonable question, reasonable question.
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  Speaker 5: Good old Mark thought he'd be funny until it's done.
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  Speaker 2: Not helpful.
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  Speaker 5: Then there's Scott when all the orange cones are gone.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I people just wanted to know if anybody else knew.
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  Speaker 1: That's all.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to Yeah, you don't have to make
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  Speaker 5: a comment on a Facebook post, you don't have.
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  Speaker 3: To, all right, Well, but when they're really funny like that, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: that was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: And why do gas stations misjudge our ability to know
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  Speaker 5: how to use the air machine? They are all different
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  Speaker 5: and no one teaches you how to use them. There
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  Speaker 5: are no instructions on how to use them. Heaven help
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  Speaker 5: you if you have a low tire and need to
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  Speaker 5: fill it with air.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. So yeah, they're terrible. Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: This one from uh does not say Hello, lords, Please
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  Speaker 5: don't use my name to protect the genuinely nice yet oblivious.
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  Speaker 5: What must go is my very nice neighbors who cook
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  Speaker 5: their dinner in an oven that desperately needs to be clean.
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  Speaker 5: Every night from six to eight pm, the entire street
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  Speaker 5: smells like carbonized pumpkin and cheese, and then it sticks
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  Speaker 5: in my nose brain, and I smell it all day.
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  Speaker 5: Please pass the bottle, all right? This one from Zane
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  Speaker 5: back to air tire pressure. My tire light turning on,
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  Speaker 5: so I need air in my tires. So I plan
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  Speaker 5: on going past my exit to a shop that fills
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  Speaker 5: up tires for free. When I get to the exit,
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  Speaker 5: that's a couple of exits past my exit on the freeway.
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  Speaker 4: What happens flat tire?
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  Speaker 2: My tire light turns off. Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: Also, it's super hellish cold one day and then the
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  Speaker 5: next flirting with ninety degree weather. Nothing is wrong and
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  Speaker 5: everything is fine. Als somewhat must go is whenever I
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  Speaker 5: say y'all, I don't like saying it. I've said y'all
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  Speaker 5: way too much living down here in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Saying y'all is a wonderful It's fine. You could say,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a great word. I do. Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: I want to start by here's another unsigned one. I
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  Speaker 5: want to start by saying I will be fifty this year.
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  Speaker 5: I went to Project Hail Mary last Saturday at the
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  Speaker 5: Gateway and it was ruined because when my friend and
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  Speaker 5: I whispered something to each other, we got shushed by
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  Speaker 5: some guy and girl in their twenties. My thing that
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  Speaker 5: must go with these gen z ers who think they
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  Speaker 5: can disrespect their elders. Oh, I was hearing the people
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  Speaker 5: sitting next to us on the opposite side talking to
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  Speaker 5: each other and I didn't shush them. They ruined Project Hail.
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  Speaker 2: Mary for me. You're not my parents. I've never been
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  Speaker 2: shushed in all my forty nine years. You know there
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  Speaker 2: is a solution. Don't talk during the damn movie? Are
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  Speaker 2: you shushing him? Yes? It makes me mad? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Is that it? Yeah? I'll go next. Let's see this.
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  Speaker 3: One says, Hello, lords, I'm writing the second time about
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  Speaker 3: my thing that must go, as it has not gone away,
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  Speaker 3: and it's happening. My ex husband, my child's father, is
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  Speaker 3: taking our seventeen year old daughter to get a tattoo today,
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  Speaker 3: now again knowing full well that I her mother do
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  Speaker 3: not approve of children making such permanent decisions at seventeen.
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  Speaker 3: One of the most ironic things about this is that
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  Speaker 3: when I was seventeen, I wanted a tattoo, but my
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  Speaker 3: boyfriend at the time told me he would break up
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  Speaker 3: with me if I got one. So thanks to this guy,
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  Speaker 3: I do not have an ugly blob on my stomach
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  Speaker 3: that I regret. Funny thing, same guy, she mean, the
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  Speaker 3: father and the boyfriend. So long story short. I doubt
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  Speaker 3: that this will do any good, but maybe he'll hear
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  Speaker 3: this and magically realize that co parenting is better even
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  Speaker 3: for the kids that are grown. I'm sure that there's
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  Speaker 3: no making a t go away anytime soon, she will
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  Speaker 3: have to learn that lesson later. I guess, thank you
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  Speaker 3: again for all that you do, and thank you for
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  Speaker 3: letting me listen, Amanda. This one says good morning, lords
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  Speaker 3: and ladies. You can use my name, but I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it's on here. So what must go is the
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  Speaker 3: fact that I feel I can't answer my phone anymore
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  Speaker 3: because it will likely just be a scammer or a telemarketer.
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  Speaker 3: And the more I answer it, the more calls I get.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is I'm a realtor and.
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  Speaker 3: I need to answer my phone, and when I do,
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  Speaker 3: nine out of ten times I either get no response
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  Speaker 3: and then hear a beep or it's someone trying to
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  Speaker 3: scam me. I can't turn on the spam call screening
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  Speaker 3: because I have a business and it might I might
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  Speaker 3: miss some legitimate calls. Please use your powers to make
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  Speaker 3: this go away. I wish I could. And finally, this
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  Speaker 3: My name is Tom. The cat and I share a bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: The cat uses a litter box. I use the tolet
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  Speaker 3: sink in the shower. The cat will poop in the
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  Speaker 3: litter box and will bless her heart, tries her darnedest
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  Speaker 3: to cover up her poop, but.
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  Speaker 2: It is horrible at it. She's horrible at it.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking butterfly strokes around the poop, flailing a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of litter about everywhere except on the poop. I
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  Speaker 3: don't blame her. Life is hard. I shower before work,
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  Speaker 3: and most of the time I'm running a little late,
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  Speaker 3: but I have run the shower water to heat it
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  Speaker 3: up for a few minutes. What must go is when
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  Speaker 3: I come back into the shared bathroom after a few minutes,
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  Speaker 3: but the cat has simultaneously left a number two covered
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  Speaker 3: with her litter box skills non the existent. Sure I
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  Speaker 3: could clean up clean it up immediately, but I have
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  Speaker 3: no time to let the steam filled room air out.
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  Speaker 3: If I die in the shower, just know I love
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  Speaker 3: you guys, Gina uh.
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  Speaker 2: One of mine.
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  Speaker 4: There's a school in my neighborhood that has like a
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  Speaker 4: two acre field and back of it that's fully fenced.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Is great for taking your dog and letting your dog
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  Speaker 4: have a little off leash moment, and there are a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people in the neighborhood that use it in
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  Speaker 4: that way. Our friend Sonia Carry is the one that
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  Speaker 4: introduced me to it. She knows, she knows dogs.
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  Speaker 2: What must go is.
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  Speaker 4: There are signs all over.
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  Speaker 2: That that don't say dogs aren't welcome. They just say.
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  Speaker 4: Please pick up after your pick up the poop, which
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 2: This is National Pooper Scooper Week.
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  Speaker 4: But when you're there with your dog and you're running
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  Speaker 4: around and you see poop all over, there are people
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  Speaker 4: that are going to ruin it for the rest of
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  Speaker 4: us because they're not because at some point the school
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  Speaker 4: is going to say we can't have dogs here anymore
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  Speaker 4: because you're ruining it.
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  Speaker 2: For the kids. Just pick up after your dog poop.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see this from friend of the program since KJQ
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  Speaker 4: proud graduate of radio from hew University, go lunging weasels, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: things that must go. I was today years old when
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  Speaker 4: I learned dot dot dot that just please don't do
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  Speaker 4: that anymore. Calling Google searches quote doing my own research.
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  Speaker 4: I have a friend who is a postdoctoral lab researcher,
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  Speaker 4: specifically in the area of vaccines. What you're doing is
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  Speaker 4: not what she does. Your Google skills will never be
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  Speaker 4: a match for her experience or education. Exactly describing the
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  Speaker 4: most reprehensible of human thoughts impulses, and behaviors as quote
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  Speaker 4: differences in political opinions. Political opinions are things like thoughts
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  Speaker 4: on tax policy, the size of government public works projects,
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  Speaker 4: hating LGBTQ people, brown black people, immigrants, women, etc. Those
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  Speaker 4: are political opinions.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Things that must go. My thing that must go is divorce.
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  Speaker 4: I never thought I'd be the casualty of divorce at
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  Speaker 4: nearly fifty four years old, after twenty seven years of marriage,
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  Speaker 4: two and a half years trying to save it, I
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  Speaker 4: find myself almost single, haven't been single in nearly thirty years,
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  Speaker 4: and I am unsure how to get back in the game.
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  Speaker 4: The rules have changed dramatically negatively between the sexes. Is
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  Speaker 4: surprising when the future feels uncertain Right now, I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to navigate what comes next. Friend, longtime listener since day one,
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  Speaker 4: and finally this from our friend Tony. Things that must
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  Speaker 4: go the final championship race at the Mill Creek doxy
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  Speaker 4: Derby having a false start twice.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, somebody get bad.
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  Speaker 4: Brad Wheeler a starting pistols something, thank you for letting
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  Speaker 4: me listen.
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  Speaker 1: To Thanks that must go on the radio show