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MACK TOWN | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:62 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: You forget where you're from, fool! I go to Bernie's
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  Speaker 1: all the time and cry in front of it. What
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: is Bernie's now? I think a coffee shop. Really? Historic
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Filipino Town was always... Shut the fuck up. Historic Filipino
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Town is where you grew up. Historic Filipino Town. But
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: what streets is that? Are we recording? It was just
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: introducing them, but we'll go back into it. I'll be
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: forgetting there's a camera in front of us sometimes. All right,
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: go ahead. But see, I feel like, hey, can I
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: tell them what we're doing now? What are we doing?
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: We're going back to our roots. Oh, fuck! Yo, that
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: was a really good one. You owe me one, though. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, you owe me one. It's not the
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: way it works.
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  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to tell me how you owe me one.
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  Speaker 2: You're just supposed to get me back and be like,
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  Speaker 2: remember that one time?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Kevin, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because when you say
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: you owe me one. Remember that one time? When you
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: say you owe me one. Physically assault you, bro. I'll
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: physically assault your face right now, dude. I ain't going
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: to lie. Sometimes I be wanting to just beat the-
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Beat the shit out of me? Yeah, but then- But
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  Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? Now that we have a business together,
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  Speaker 1: you actually can't. Why? No, it's- No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to if you were my subordinate.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I was- Brother, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Always below you. Sucking the torra. No, what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: is that we're partners in this. Business partners. So essentially,
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  Speaker 1: we could beat the shit out of each other. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't live in a place where it's mutual combat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's just a state law. Usually I break
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: the rules, but that's the one rule I just, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't break that rule? I just don't break
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  Speaker 1: that rule. Why? Because you pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Did
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: you see that? There was a video of a guy.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess he's out like a, what's a, like a, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that kind of hurt my fucking elbow. He's at a
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: council meeting, right? Okay. I think it's a school council
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  Speaker 1: meeting or it's a city council meeting. Okay. One of
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: the ones where they're talking to all the people? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like a fool. They're dressing the board? Okay, yeah. They're
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: dressing the board. But they're talking about shit that they
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: want to change, I guess, right? And I guess it's
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: who's talking. The guy that he's talking, but he's recording
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  Speaker 1: himself too. He has a little GoPro shit. And he's
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: talking and he's talking to the food and the food says,
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: shut up or I'll make you shut up. And then
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  Speaker 1: the dude that's talking goes, oh, thank God. Hey, we
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  Speaker 1: live in a mutual combat space. Let's go outside and
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  Speaker 1: beat each other up right now. And the dude turned
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  Speaker 1: it down. He turned it down like a pussy. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he said that if he was
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  Speaker 1: going to be a pussy. I ain't going to lie.
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  Speaker 2: There's certain people that I feel like you should be
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  Speaker 2: able to mutual combat with.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if the bus driver....
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  Speaker 2: It's just being a punk bitch that doesn't stop for
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  Speaker 2: you at the stop because he sees you. And after
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  Speaker 2: he sees you running to the bus and he purposely
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  Speaker 2: avoids you, at the next bus stop, you should be
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  Speaker 2: able to accept him for the fate and forgive it
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: What happens if he stops the bus on purpose, right?
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  Speaker 1: He misses you. He misses you, right? He goes to
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  Speaker 1: the next stop. You're running to the next stop. He waits.
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  Speaker 1: He waits. And right when you're about to hop on,
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  Speaker 1: he drives off again. What is that? So he does
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  Speaker 1: that twice? Does that pay? He murdered her. Sir, I'm
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  Speaker 1: allowed to kill you now. I do.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if somebody races towards another race, I
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  Speaker 2: feel like you should be able to beat the shit
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  Speaker 2: out of them.
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  Speaker 1: Which, you being racist to another race, is a hate crime?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, yeah. Yeah, but what I'm saying is like...
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  Speaker 1: It's like verbal assault, right? Yeah. Yes, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I say, hey, you're a fat ass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's just verbal assault. I should be able to.
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  Speaker 1: But once I say, hey, you Mexican fat ass, I
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  Speaker 1: think that's. No, I don't think Mexicans are bad. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm bringing race into it. So I think that's
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  Speaker 1: what makes it a hate crime. Oh, I see what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. And then I punch you in the face.
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  Speaker 1: That hate crime. Or I think if I physically assault
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  Speaker 1: you while I say like, you fucking Mexican, hate crime. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or like if you were gay, you fucking gay guy.
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  Speaker 1: Hate crime. Okay. That's what you're saying. Do you get
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? Hey, you fucking Muslim. Yeah. Hate crime.
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  Speaker 1: Right there. Okay. What about hummus eating stupid stinky bitch? Muslim.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that... Oh, right there. Muslim. Key words, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Key words is what you need to look out for
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  Speaker 1: to define a hate crime. Say it again. Okay. Stupid... Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What did I say? Stupid smelly hum... Okay. Stupid pita bread,
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  Speaker 1: putting hummus on your shit ass, everything ass bitch. Muslim. Uh-huh,
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  Speaker 1: right there. That would have been a hate crime, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for sure. So me calling you a stupid, stinky Muslim, okay. Yeah, Muslim.
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  Speaker 1: Key words. Stupid, stinky bitch. I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that'll... I don't know. Just you a stinky bitch.
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  Speaker 1: So what are the lines of a hate crime? Can
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  Speaker 1: we see the parameters of it? I think... I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to commit one today. I think, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: you're right. Okay. A hate crime or... You got this one?
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  Speaker 2: A hate crime is a standard criminal offense such as assault, vandalism, arson,
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  Speaker 2: or murder.
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  Speaker 1: That is motivated whole or in.
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  Speaker 2: Part by offender bias against a specific characteristic of the victim.
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  Speaker 1: Me being fat is a characteristic. You being a sticky
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  Speaker 1: bitch is a fact. Hold on, let me see that again. Oh, okay. Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Examples of hate crimes. Can we go to videos? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Physically attacking an individual while yelling.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, what we just did!
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  Speaker 2: Homophobic or anti-religious slurs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. What we just did. Okay. Okay. Targeted violence.
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  Speaker 1: Let me get this one. Targeted violence. Conspiring to commit
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  Speaker 1: or carrying out a mass... Damn. Mass shooting or violence.
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  Speaker 1: Why did I have to read this one? Mass shooting
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  Speaker 1: or attack against a specific place of worship, community center,
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  Speaker 1: or demographic group. That's not us. That usually happens to us.
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  Speaker 1: GG shit. We're not doing it. Oh, maybe in other countries.
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  Speaker 1: But in America, it happens to us, bro. Homicide, committing murder,
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  Speaker 1: motivated by prejudice against the victim's social group or identity. Identity.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking meh. Okay, so, oh. Property damage and vandalism. Destruction
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  Speaker 1: of property. Spray painting swastikas, nooses, or racist graffiti on
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  Speaker 1: a synagogue, mosque, church, or minority-owned business. Hey, man, where's
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  Speaker 1: the fun? That's horrible.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy about this? That they put synagogue first.
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  Speaker 2: The Jews run this. But the Jews also put you
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  Speaker 2: guys second.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, throw him in there. Throw him in there. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I guess there's a bunch of stuff that
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  Speaker 1: come with it, but I don't think you can... If
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  Speaker 1: I hit this fool in the face and call him
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  Speaker 1: a fat bitch, is that just assault or is it
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  Speaker 1: a hate crime because I called him fat? That's mean.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's mean. But does it count as a
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  Speaker 1: hate crime is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say he goes to court and they go like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you here for?
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  Speaker 1: He's here for the assault of a fat man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that's going to.
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  Speaker 2: They're not going to say assault. I think you'll be
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  Speaker 2: going to jail for assaulting me, not for calling me
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  Speaker 2: a fat bitch.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. You have to say... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Is assaulting someone because they're fat? No, no, it's assaulting
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  Speaker 1: someone while calling them fat a hate crime. It's not
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  Speaker 1: because they're fat. I do this for the love of
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  Speaker 1: the game. Weight status.
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  Speaker 2: Weight is generally recognized to protect the legal category under standard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but look, I'm fat as well. Oh, it is,
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  Speaker 1: it is, it is. No, no, no. Hold on, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Physical weight or size is generally not recognized to protect
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  Speaker 2: the legal category under the standard hate crime while serve, obesity,
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  Speaker 2: or sometimes overlap with disability, discrimination, laws, and... In employment
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  Speaker 2: or civil context and perceived as a medical impairment, it
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  Speaker 2: does not automatically elevate a criminal's thought to a hate crime.
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  Speaker 1: To a hate crime, sorry. Yeah, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's... So I think... But I'm big too.
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  Speaker 1: So cancel out.
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  Speaker 2: No, because that's like saying just because you're Muslim and
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  Speaker 2: you go to a different mosque that you're beefing with.
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  Speaker 1: Because- Why would I? Okay. What are you doing? Why
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  Speaker 1: are mosques beefing? No, I'm giving you an example of you,
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  Speaker 1: you dumb bitch. Okay. Dumb bitch, you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Hey, it's not a hate crime. Hey, not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Not until you punch me with my fucking shit, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Dumb bitch. Muslim? No, dumb Muslim bitch. That's how I'm being.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm saying is if you, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: for the mosque we're beefing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the shy and the why and the fi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the shy fives. The si and the fives. Wait, what
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm Sunni. Okay, the Sunnis, the Foonies, the Moonies.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you be for? No, no, we're sick. I
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  Speaker 1: don't be for no one. No, no. You gave me
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  Speaker 1: a story of the Muslims. Yeah, it was the Shias
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  Speaker 1: and the Sunni Muslims. Okay, okay. And you're Shia? I'm Sunni. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're Sunni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you and the Sunnis are having a meeting. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm literally hearing your stupid fucking story. I
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  Speaker 1: wonder what imagination line you think of. Of where, like,
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  Speaker 1: the Muslims... Oh, it's reality. Go ahead. Go ahead. Continue.
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  Speaker 2: So you and the Sunnis, you're having a fucking meeting.
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  Speaker 1: The weekly meeting, right? The weekly meeting. The weekly meeting
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  Speaker 1: that was happening in the barrio. And then.
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  Speaker 2: How's it smell in the meeting? It actually smells pretty
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  Speaker 2: good because you guys don't have it at the mosque
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  Speaker 2: because it might be bugged.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't have someone... See, we were having the
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  Speaker 1: weekly Sunni meeting.
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  Speaker 2: And then a young bug from the Sunnis walks in
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  Speaker 2: and he's beat up.
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  Speaker 1: Black eye. Just beat the fuck up. Hey, what happened,
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  Speaker 1: little homie? Little Mohammed got beat up. By who? By who?
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  Speaker 1: The Jews? Nah. The other Muslims. What are they called?
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  Speaker 1: The Shias. The Shias. Okay. And then they're like, hey,
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are we going to do about this shit? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are you asking what I'm like? No, no. And then
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: they go like, hey, Jakarta, we need you to go
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: on a mission. Okay. What am I doing? For you
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: to go catch a tag of 9-11 buildings on the,
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: what are the ops called? They're not the ops. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What are they called? The Shias. The Shias. Yeah. And
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: you go over there and ride stupid terrorist Muslim fucks? Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: And then the cops catch you. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be like, but I'm also a Muslim. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: It's hate crime. Okay, that's what I'm saying. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: they don't beef. Where he lives, my friend Duno lives
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  Speaker 1: in another land. He lives in Imagination Land. No, bitch.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: You explained to me like UFOs didn't get along. No, no.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like that. Maybe in other countries. We're in America.
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  Speaker 1: Because your aunt does like Mad Ninja'd Up. She's a UFO?
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  Speaker 1: She's a Sunni? Okay. Yeah, she's like us. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the Shias are just more strict. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they believe in different stuff. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 1: Iranians are usually Shia. So they wouldn't consider you Muslim, Jakarta? Secular.
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  Speaker 1: Like super... It's kind of like... Okay, okay. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like Christians and Pentecostals. Okay, I guess. Yeah, it'd
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: kind of be like that. You guys are more lenient.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to explain, bro. Oh, there it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just pulling it up.
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  Speaker 2: The primary difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims is who
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  Speaker 2: should lead the Muslim community after the death of Prophet
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  Speaker 2: Muhammad in 632 A.D.? Both groups shared the core belief
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  Speaker 2: of Islam, including the belief is one God, the Quran
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  Speaker 2: is a holy book, and Muhammad is.
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  Speaker 1: The final prophet.
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  Speaker 2: They also practiced the five pillars of Islam.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so I think it's more... Bro, it's just other
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  Speaker 1: people follow it a certain way and other people follow
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  Speaker 1: it a certain way. But I don't think there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Shias in America. Do you have homies that
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  Speaker 1: are Shias? No, I have none. Oh, okay. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a bad thing. It's just I've never met one. Yeah, okay. Personally.
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  Speaker 1: I have met like one, but usually like Iranians. I've
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: never met another Fudal Shia that was Indonesian. It's like nearly,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen that in my life. So that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to say that one is better than
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  Speaker 2: another one, but I'm saying that in the more extremist countries,
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  Speaker 2: they're most likely Shias.
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  Speaker 1: The only country that I know that's Felicia is Iran. Which,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's about- They be tripping. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but they're third world. They're not third world. They're like
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  Speaker 1: first world as fuck. They're really up there. Iran's up there, dog.
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  Speaker 1: They're a powerhouse, fool. They like super fucking hate America.
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  Speaker 1: You know what they just said, actually? What I'm saying, Fu,
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  Speaker 1: is the... What I'm saying is like... When they come
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  Speaker 1: to their.
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  Speaker 2: Fu, my third world, I mean it's like the women
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  Speaker 2: have like their strong.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean, Fu. My
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  Speaker 1: third world, because in the first world, if they're part
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: of whatever we are, the union or whatever, what is
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: America part of? For what are we a part of?
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  Speaker 1: There's like a thing America's part of with like... United Nations?
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: The United Nations, right? I think Iran's in there too, though.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I don't. I think all nations. No,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: aren't we like, I think we're like Canada, Mexico, like. Okay,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: let's say team one. I understand what you're saying, but
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: let's say team one. Okay, wait, am I saying it wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Like Israel's in it too, yeah. You're right, you're right,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: you're right. But let's just say team one. Iran, I'm
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: telling you, Iran, I don't think. Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they're part of us, right?
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  Speaker 3: I think they are. It says, 193 member states as
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  Speaker 3: part of international organization.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I totally understand what you're saying. You're talking
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  Speaker 1: about our allies, right? Is that what you mean?
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  Speaker 2: I meant like in a sense to where like, so
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  Speaker 2: if there was a law against women in Salvador, America
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  Speaker 2: could intervene.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're part of, like, the same group.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just making an example. Oh, yeah. No, they're not
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  Speaker 1: part of the same group. America and Iran are not
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: part of the same group. That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Like, America, like, if let's say people were going to
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  Speaker 2: jail for.
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  Speaker 1: Something like Canada. We can step in, right? Because we're like. Like,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: let's say it's so injustice. Yes. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Which.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's a lot of
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: people over there, dude. God damn. I know. We're going
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: to take over the world soon, brother. Soon, brother. Soon, brother.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: But that's what I meant. Our plan will come together, brother.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know Iran? Sleeper. Fuck. Iran just released a
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  Speaker 1: video not too long ago. They released a video on
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk and how that fool passed. And they said
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: that fool passed because America killed him. They put a
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: bomb in that fool's mic. Swear. That's what they said.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Iran said that? Iran said that, yeah. Your theories are
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  Speaker 1: still on Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nah.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that shit. You don't believe that? I don't
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: think they put a bomb in. I do believe the
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Jews killed them, though. The Americans, right?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: The Americans that have.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Sold their soul. Yeah. Now, you're kind of, you're in the,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to address something real quick. Wait, hold up. See, see.
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  Speaker 1: You are, hold on.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, bro, I ain't even saying it yet. Let me
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: talk first and then you can show me up.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, Andres, I would say there's levels to certain stuff, right?
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Me and you, we're just getting our feet wet into
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: the industry, right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: He's a stupid ass guy. This guy right here. Who's
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: this guy? Hold on. You. Juno's bro. Juno. I literally
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: shared a company with you. Daniel Juno. Daniel Juno Bruno.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: All right? Hold on. Let me talk. Let me talk. Bro.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: You got it? Convos, please. Come on. Let me have
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: my shirt. Okay. Go. I got it. So, I'm really
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: getting my feet wet. You... You're pretty in the industry. Okay.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Have you been to any of those parties with the
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: fools with the dark hoods and the masks and there's
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: like little running around naked and stuff? Sorry about that
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: last part. What? No, no, but I mean the like
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: little Illuminati stuff. You've ever, have they ever knocked on
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: your door before?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Like it's dark with hoodies? I've been to a couple
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: black parties. Oh my God, man. Double tap down.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: You like that? It was super good.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Uh, no, i've never been to a fucking illuminati party
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: you dumb bitch. Maybe do you think they don't believe
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: in god? Do you think they don't invite you because
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: you're mexican? I will be like that was so this shit.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Oh shit. Why are you fools are gay or what?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you think do you think there's any mexicans
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: in the illuminati?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Can we search that up mexican members that are in
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: the illuminati? There's definitely no Mexican Illuminati.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I believe there's probably a Mexican or two that clean
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: the Illuminati homes.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: It's a fictional. It's not fictional, fool.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying essentially there's no proof that there's an Illuminati.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I think there is, though. Because I'm pretty sure it
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: was a group that was organized first to the public, right?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Can we search up Illuminati group? Is it real? Yeah,
• 15:16
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• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Yo, what up? It's Duno and Jakarta Slim. These are
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• 16:00
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• 16:17
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  Speaker 3: Let's go Giants.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I have to disagree, boy. Cardinal gang, homie. We're going
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: with the Arizona Cardinals. I'm sorry. Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Your predictions. I'm going with the Bills. Okay, so we
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: got the New England Patriots going against the Buffalo Bills. Yeah,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: we have to go with the Bills. Fuck the Patriots,
• 16:40
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• 16:43
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• 16:52
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• 17:23
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• 17:39
  Speaker 3: The original Illuminati group was a real historical group.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: In Germany.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: But the idea of a shadowy global cable?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Cabal. Cabal. Controlling the world is entirely fictional. So why
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: do you think that came to be in a sense?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: And why is it always this triangle? Those are the
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: hooded fools I'm talking about. Fools are fools you see
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: when you're on a bender, dick. Nah, nah, they have
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: no hoods. You know the people I see on a bender,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, they look like shit. We're not
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: getting into that. We're getting into this. These fools right here.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Fucking Lord Voldemort, dick.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, why is he trying to stir away from the conversation?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because he's scared. No, no, no. What?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: There in his pockets, bro! Yeah! Hey, by the way,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the only reason I said that children's stuff was because
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: there was a movie. Oh, no, because of Ryan Garcia.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Ryan Garcia, remember? What did Ryan say?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Remember when Ryan Garcia was going under the rain? He's like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: the Milani kills kids.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And then he was like... They probably do, though, bro.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I hope they don't get on my ass. I'm not
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a big dog yet. You got to start. I mean, well,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: you're in their pockets, so it's cool. I'm not in
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: their pockets. Yeah, it's you. I can tell you what's
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: in their pockets.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: If you're in my pockets, you and Andres, you expensive fucks,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: are fucking.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, come pound chicken. Beef and broccoli.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Fucking crispy chicken that he didn't even fucking eat.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I finished it. No, he didn't. I finished it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: We stopped by the gas station. Actually, you don't get
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: any snacks. But once Voodoo Rangers. What the fuck is
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a Voodoo Ranger?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I got one and I got half of it. What
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: is a Voodoo Ranger? It's a very strong IPA. And
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: by the way, I'm glad you brought this up. I'm
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: really glad you brought this up. I'm really, really happy
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: for that. Because... I didn't buy snacks at the gas
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: station no more. We stopped like three times. Snacks or snacks? Snacks. Oh, snacks. Okay. Snacks.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: You said, I believe, I believe like four times. Just
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. All right. So I didn't buy
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: any snacks. I was pretty controlled this trip. Yeah. First, huh? Bro,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: this food.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're not talking about him. No, actually, I don't
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: want to talk about what he did while playing the game.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: That was rude as fuck. All right, but let me
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: finish my shit first. Hey, bro, I feel like there's
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a new, I'm not trying to interrupt, but this energy
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: feels so good right now, right? Yeah, because there's not
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: a woman around. That's fucked up. Shut up the homegirl.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: All right. But the point is we went to like
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: four gas stations on the way. All right. Let me
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: start off back. We. went to- Start Saturday. Pittsburgh, California.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Great time. Shout out, Pittsburgh. Incredible time. We performed in
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: front of- Shout out to Carter. He did a good job. Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I hosted for the second time. Well, actually for the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: sixth time, but- You did five shows? What? That's a fact. Yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that's a fact. Sixth time, we met the homie Brian Y. Brazy.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I believe, I believe.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead. We met the homie Brian Y. Brazy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: If it was all up on my churro. Yeah, shout
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: out to my brother. He's hella cool. And then I hosted, right?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I hosted. It was cool as fuck. We got down
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: to business. We arrived in Pittsburgh. We slept. We got
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: to the hotel room. Stayed there about like five hours, five,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: six hours, six, seven. Then we went straight to the show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We performed. Once the show was done, the show was
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: done around 1130, right? Yeah. Right? Because we did a
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: meet and greet and everything. I think the show was
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: done at 1130. Yes. Andres drives all the way to Reno,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Nevada from Pittsburgh. And that's like a four hour drive.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Like three and a half. Three and a half, four hours.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: We get to the hotel. We're all in one room.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: It's like five of us. I go to sleep. Duno
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: goes to go gamble with Andres. I've never gambled in
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: my life. Well, I have once, but I lost all
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: my money right away. Shut the fuck up right now.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm talking, bro. Shut your fucking mouth, bro. So him
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and Andres go down 5 a.m. I wake up around
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like 7-ish. They come back. I guess Duno's super up.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: He won like $ 700. $ 700. Andres is down 250. By
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the time, the morning you came back. 180. He's down 180. No, more.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: More because you took out more. No, no. First night
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: was 180. Okay. So we wake up. We all get breakfast.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: We all get breakfast. Me, him, Andres, the homie Humby.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Shout out Humby. We all get breakfast. After this, we go, okay,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: let's go gamble. It's about like 12 p.m. Let's go gamble.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I take out a hundo. Okay. He takes out his
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: own money. So we split. Okay. I go to play blackjack.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm on the machine and Andres is teaching me how
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to play blackjack. This shit is exhilarating, dog. It's an Asian, bro,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: get the fuck off your phone. It's an Asian woman
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: on the screen and she's like this. And it looks
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like she knows you're there, but I don't know. And
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: he's winning? Yo. So I put him $ 100. I'm frugal, woman.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You know how I am. I'm frugal unless it's for
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: the boys. Hold on, hold on. He tries to put
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a dollar bet. I told him it's a dollar bet.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Hold on. I put in $ 3.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: The Asian lady was like, oh, so cheap. So I
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: put in $ 3. Minimum is $ 3 on this game, right?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Is it the same one I was playing with you?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: By the way, he fucking made me lose my money too.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Stupid bitch. No, no. Fuck this guy. Wait, hold on.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: So I put in $ 3. I doubled it to six. Yo,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: my life changed, bro. I was like, what the fuck?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I started going like this. I started twitching. Bro, it
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: felt so good. Then I upped my next bet to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: like 25, bro, and I hit again. Point is, we
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: go with this dance for like 30, 40 minutes. I'm
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: up $ 70. But this is Sunday morning, by the way.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: This is Sunday morning. Yeah, I'm up $ 70. So I
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: had to hunt it. $ 100, right? So I'm up $ 70.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Total cash I have on me is $ 170, okay? I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: walking to the bathroom. Not a care in the world.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm chilling. I'm walking to the bathroom, and I see
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Andres and Duno at a roulette table. Looks like they're
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: having the most fun. I go to the bathroom. I'll
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: come back from the bathroom to go back to Blackjack,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: but I pass by him on total accident, right? He
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: stops and taps me. Hey, bro, give me $ 100. I go,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: for what? He goes, Andres just put $ 100. I put $ 100.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We're all putting $ 100 down. Bro, we got this shit.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: We can't fucking lose, bro. Come on, give me the $ 100.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm walking. Everything's happening so fast. I give him
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the $ 100. But he like.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: He really made me feel like I was gonna win
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: like stupid, you know?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: I put my last 140 that I had for that budget.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you put in 180, he put in 100,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I put in 100. It was, yeah. So literally, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I just made this, right? So I put in the 100,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: now I'm down 30 in a sense, right? I see
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my money gone within like 10 seconds, bro. $ 380 just
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: all gone. All of that shit gone. This is what
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: this was. Ah, fuck. It happens. What the fuck?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't happen.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It happens with you, bitch. It does happen. Shut the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: fuck up. Because at the end of the day, what happened?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: So I lose that money. And what do I do?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could go back and make more.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: All my money's gone. All my money's gone. All my
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: money's gone. Losing it? Yeah, that's part of the high. No,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: this high doesn't deserve comedowns. You know what I'm saying?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: We don't have to have a comedown. If I just
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: played more strategically, I think if I had four hours
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: on that table, I could win some shit. I was up.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: That's how I won. But the thing is, I ended
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: up being down. You ended up being up how much? No,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I went back down to what I made. So you
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: broke even? I lost $ 700. I won. I went from $ 200.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: To $ 1, 000.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: To 900.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And then that morning, when I didn't want to gamble
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: with these cocksuckers, we're like, come on, fool.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You're the big boss, huh, my sir? Huh, my sir?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Let's gamble, my sir. Hey, bro, such a liar. Bro,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: all we said was, are we going to gamble? Oh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: don't forget me, boy. Oh, the motherfucker. I got it. Bro,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I got it. We said, hey, bro, please, bro. He
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: already was like, hey, bro, we're going to go eat,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and then we're going to gamble right away, bro.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: The funny part is that, like, Andres, Andres, right? So
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: you're being a punk bitch, and Berto's being a punk old.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But Berto's old. He's like fucking 37 years old. He's
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: never gambled. I told him if he wanted some bread
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: to gamble. He was like, no, I don't want it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to gamble.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then so when we first got to Reno,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Andres was like, I'll go with you. And I was like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: let's go. Andres was down. I was like, Andres, just
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: follow my lead. I think the green's coming. I hit
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: green back to back. The one time he didn't put
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: it on green, he put everything on black.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He lost the money. I won $ 300.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Bro, you know how much money I could have fucking
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: made if I did that last one?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, you weren't there. You weren't there. You weren't there.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: That was the first. That's the morning we arrived. The morning, morning.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: I had $ 50, 000.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: 50, 60 bucks? How much is that?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Do the math, because it's a 1 to 17 outdoor.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: 70 to 1, how does it say?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: 70 to 1. Let me see. It'd be... Fuck, man.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: So it's 60 divided by 5. 12 times 5. 17, right?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: 17 to 4 times... 10?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: No.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, no? Wait, I lost it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: It's 60 bucks divided by five because they're $ 5 chips.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: There's 12 chips.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: 12 times 17.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: 204. No, more than that, fool. That's why. 204 times five.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: 1,020.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: 1,020. That's how much? 1,020. Off of how much? Off
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: of 60 bucks. Wow, that's insane.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: And I put it on black. I didn't follow his lead.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And the dealer had told me, green is coming.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Put it on green.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And I didn't listen. I just remember when I arrived,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: they switched the people. And it was an Asian lady
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: that came through. And then I just said, no, no,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: go back over there. Go back over there. I was like,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with you? She's going to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: fuck up the program, dog. We were waiting. She literally
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: came and fucked up the program. Stupid, dog. I mean,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like. She helped me. I feel like I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: fucked up the program when I left that little machine, bro.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I thought I was really getting to know that Asian bitch.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: The virtual one in the camera. Yeah. That shit's a trip, bro.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Reno is.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Was that your first
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: time in Vegas? Yeah, first time. First time and I
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: understood it. The reason you like Reno more than you
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: like Vegas is because you haven't gone to Vegas with money.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Now that you got money, you're going to enjoy Vegas.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Now that who has money? You got money. Exactly. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: just like that. I just like hearing that. What, bitch?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to hear that. Are you flexing on me, bitch? Nah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it feels nice. I just got paid. It's fine. Okay,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but you know what? Fuck that. Let's talk about this
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: punk stupid bitch. Andres is such a punk bitch. The
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: homie's just looking for love. Okay, so we're in a
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: group chat.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: We're in a group chat, and Andres got a new
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: little bull.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Can we say that? Fly, fly. Hey, ready? Freestyle by
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Andres getting a new boo. So our cameraman, this song,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: is dedicated to all the cameramen. See, I know a
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: cameraman got a new ass boo. Who is she? Who
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: is you? What you trying to do? I don't really know. No,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: come on. Just get it. Bro, I'm not a fucking robot. Like,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I hate how you portray me. I hate how you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: portray me as like a rapping robot. Like, hey, rap
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: for me. Sing for me. I'm not your bitch. I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: don't even fuck you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: But then when we tell you to shut up, you
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: don't shut up and you just rap the whole time.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: It's when I feel like it. WWE move. In the chest. Dude,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: now you're... Okay, no, no. You're doing a lot right now. Seriously.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You know, you hit me with your phone. You keep
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: doing this shit. Like, boss, this is always on Instagram, bro.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucker, bro. Why are we doing a podcast?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Respect your fucking fans, bitch. I bet you never do
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: this shit at your other fucking lame ass podcast. Are
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you scared, bitch? Fucking dumb ass shit. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. Okay.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Speak.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I can't listen if you don't speak. I believe, I believe. So, Andres,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: following you, boo. Yes. That we know. Yes. Our best friend,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: our cameraman, Andres, has found love. They could be related. Finally.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: After fucking fat bitches for years, he found me.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I'm locking it down. And by the way?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: After fucking the homies, girls, and fat bitches for years,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: he finally found one of his own, a separate one,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: a different one.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Nice. Different breed. Nice. And we were in a group chat.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And I know this girl. I've noticed this. We were younger.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: And well, she's still young, but just kidding. Just kidding. No,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: but she's just year 18 at school. Yeah. Not cool,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: by the way, guys. Not cool. And we get in
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: this group chat. She's not 18. She's older. Yeah. 18
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: and a half? No, no, no. She's over 22. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: All right. And we're riding from Reno all the way
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: back to LA. It's like an eight-hour drive. And I'm like, hey,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: we should all play Uno. Because once you're on the
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: road for so long, you can only watch TikTok. You
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: feel fucking brain rot. It feels terrible just watching TikTok.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And we're on.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And then I'm all the way in the back laying down.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Tell me why I told Jakarta to join, because I
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: keep losing this game, and I feel like they're plotting.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Andres and his boo. So I joined the game. And
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the group chat. And the group chat, right? I look
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: at this one, Andres, bro, and this was literally cheating
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: in the game, bro. Andres is texting... His new boo,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: what color they should choose? He has a crazy eight.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: When you put the crazy eight down, you could get
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: to pick. You guys know Uno. Come on, you fucking Mexicans.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: So he gets to.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Pick the color.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, I got crazy eight. What color
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: do you need? And I peeped that. I instantly told
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the homies, I'm a snitch. That's why I'm a snitch.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't get paid to snitch. I was like, they
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: kept doing the reversals with themselves. They were flirting through Uno.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What kind of weird, creepy shit is that? I feel
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: like you'd be on Roblox with the kids, you dumb bitch.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That was good. That was funny to me. No, no, no.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: But then I finally won after 10 games. I secured
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: a win before you, though. Abdul. Abdul Rashid. Abdul Rashid IV.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Have you guys been even going out lately? Can I
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: ask you guys this?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like we haven't been able to question Andres
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: about his new boo.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I just found out through somebody else. That's how I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: found out. I found out through him. You told me.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: So our relationship doesn't mean anything to you anymore? You knew. No,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I knew. You were the first one to know. No,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. But you're Mr. Wingman. How about you
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: care about your workers, dad? No, no, I definitely wingman
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: the situation. Are you undercover bossing shit right now? No, no,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I definitely. It's me, Juno. I definitely knew, but I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know they were still talking. Oh, so you knew
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you initiated it, but you don't know if they were still.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't even initiate it. It just happened. Oh, you
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: initiated it? There's a sneaky little fuck. So she was
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: going down the slide and you were just at the bottom? No, no.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You want to address this? You want to address this?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You want to address this? You'll be recording. You'll be like, okay,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you're my camera. I don't trust nobody else with it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: All right!
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: That is the mood! Yo, I'm not going to lie. That's... Yo,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that's a bar. Okay, what's another one? What do you mean?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: That's a really good one. Can you hold my camera?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I don't trust anybody else with it. That'd make me
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: feel like, oh, thanks. I got you. What would happen
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: if she gave it to her and she just went, oops,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and she accidentally drops it?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was given for a reason. I don't know.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing. You're a G, bro.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: But point is, point is. I like the flyness of,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: she's a mad fly. I like fly people, you know?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a fly person nowadays. My fit,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: two days ago, fly as fuck. Yeah, 100%. My $ 5 jacket? Yeah. Wait,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: so then, so you guys are talking now? What's like
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the vibe? Talking? Yeah. Just texting and stuff? Yeah. Do
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: you see yourself going on a date soon? Yeah. Been
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: too busy on the road. She was like, oh.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize how much you work.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: By the way, there was one point. By the way, no, no, no.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: That's just a real issue. No, no. There was one
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: point where we were driving. And I guess going from
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh to Reno, you have to go through this trail
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that looks absolutely fucking terrifying. It looks like I stayed
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: out of a movie. Yeah. And it's practically a bunch
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: of foliage going like this. It looks like a tunnel
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: of fucking... Trees and shit. I know that you're a
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Narnia and shit. But it was pitch, damn near pitch black.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: And our van is big as shit. So I was scared.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Our van? Bull. That's crazy, Victor. What's up with you, boo?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I thought we were in the suburb and that's why. Jesus.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Your van, your van, sorry. Mine's in the black van. Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: His magic school bus or whatever the fuck. Andres is
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: driving like this. I'm just trying to lighten the mood
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: because I feel like everyone in the van is pretty scared.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm like making jokes and stuff. And this really
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just goes, yo, shut the fuck up now. And what'd
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I do? I shut the fuck up right away. I
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: was scared. No, no, you kept asking him, why do
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I have to shut the fuck up? You're just driving. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I guess he had to focus, bro. I didn't understand
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: how bad it was, bro. It was bad. It's bad.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: That road is really thin.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: There's no barriers to hold you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: So let's say wind hits us. And I lose a
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: little control. That's it? Fuck. Yeah. So, like, realistically, what
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: would have happened if we veered off to the right?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: To the right? Yeah. We would have died. What do
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: you mean, you stupid dumb bitch? Was it all hell?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just dirt. Yeah, it was like this. Oh,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here, bro. I'm so blessed, bro.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: And one side was the lake. And on the other side.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: It was like a bunch of trees. It was just
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: like trees and like labs. Now, hypothetical situation. Now that
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: we're out of that situation. If we were to crash
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: into one side, what would you prefer? I prefer the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: size of the barriers to the lakeside. No. Oh, wait, wait, no.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Because the barrier was strong enough to hold the impact,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: so we would have hit.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So there was a barrier.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I was thinking you would, because I'm thinking, let's just say,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: let's just say, right, because the van is tall. So
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: let's say we hit the barrier in the middle and
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: then the wave goes, one side we.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Flip, we go to the water. It's not like a door.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It's a sprinter door. I would prefer going straight to
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: the trees. It's going to hit the top of the sprinter.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Boom. But we'll be able to get out. We're in
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the water. We're drowning.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: But those are trees that are on the other side.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That impact would have fucking hurt. You think we would
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: have died? No, not against us.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: We'll be injured.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll die. Everyone would be super good? No.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: You would be crying. It hurts. He would cry like
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a punk. Could nobody have their seatbelts on? No, no, no.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one that had my seatbelt on because
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I can't sleep without my seatbelt. You know what they say?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: And by the way, hold on. Why would I be
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: the only one to cry?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I like how you think the seatbelt is going to
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: help you from a turning car.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Bro, we're hitting a fucking tree. I'm saying.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, then I'd be okay. I'm the only one with
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a seatbelt. You guys don't care about... This motherfucker was
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: literally laying on his stomach or some shit on the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: couch like this. He would have flew up and he
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: would have been a pinball and that shit. Me, I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: would have been safe. I would have been in my seat. Wait,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: why are you more so worried about that you're going
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to be the one to cry? I'm not a bitch.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I've seen you in stressful situations.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You want to cry. I'm very sensitive.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, yesterday when the oil started burning, I was like, oh,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: there's a smell.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, I was like, I was like, Hey,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you don't, you don't smell it. Smell? What are y'all
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: talking about? You know? And then he smells, he's like, Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: What is that? What is that?
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, shut the fuck up.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You're a punk bitch. I don't want to die. I
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: guess it's because we're going up a little hill and
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the car is big as fuck. So the dude, he
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: said the oil was right. The oil was old. Right.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: But these fools are like, they're getting in my head
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: because I'm hearing them talk about it. I'm just trying
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: to go to sleep. And I'm like, who's there getting
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in your head? Him and Helmy are talking. Right. But
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: they're just talking to each other. But I can hear it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, fuck, I can't ignore this shit, you know?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I have to assess it. Like, what's wrong? You know?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Even though I can't help it, I just want to know.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: And when they told me and I smelled it, I
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: smelled the smoke and I went, oh, fuck that. Yo,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: pull over right fucking now. And they're like, yo, chill out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, what are we doing? Do we just
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: want to die? Like, bro, that shit tripped me the
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: fuck out. I don't like that. Yeah, that shit was,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: but you have nothing to worry about. The good thing
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: is that Andres knows about cars because if that was me,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I would have called the tow truck and be like, hey,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Tow's all the way back to LA. I shouldn't be
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: worrying about shit like that. Tow's all the way back
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to LA as well. That could happen. But, the crazy
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: part about this whole shit, Humby's music playlist fucking trash.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Yeah, he plays like a Well, I'm the
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: type of guy that'll never settle down. Humby grew up
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: with a jukebox, you know what I'm saying? Do you
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: guys know that Humby grew up with a jukebox? Rob
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Markman Hey, by the way.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Humby's a perfect Umberto, we call him Humby. Actually, I
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: don't like calling him Humby. It sounds fucking gay. Rob
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Markman I like it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Humby.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Umberto, he works with us now. Henson works
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: at Power 106, and his job with us really makes
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: no sense. The one at Power 106 makes a lot
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: of sense. He listens to the mixtape of J.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Cole.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: R106 music. I love you to death and murder, but
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that bullshit. I actually enjoyed it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I love hearing it. No, you didn't. I did. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: enjoyed it. How are you going to tell me I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: didn't enjoy it? I didn't enjoy J. Cole. No, no.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't enjoy it because you were having
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: to switch the song. No, no, no, no. It was
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: about him. He did. I like Jermaine. I love me
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: some Jermaine. I didn't know about that song about him
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: and the kid, though. That was kind of crazy. Oh, Abortion?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: That's what the song's name is? I think it's called Abortion.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Can you look that up? Abortion. Portion. What's the Norse? No, no, no.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That was really fucking good, though. But the way he drives,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it was cool, right? Smooth? Yeah, he just too high
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: for me sometimes. Yo, bro, that food be high as fuck. Oh,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: lost one. I couldn't have called that abortion. Abortion, yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you're fucking tripping. He does play a lot of old
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: ass music. What was that song he played? He played
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: some old, you weren't in the car yet, but he
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: played some old ass shit. I looked at Andres and
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, how old is this food? What
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: was he playing? It was some old ass R &
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: B shit, like dumb old, bro. It was old and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's when we were first driving
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: out to Pittsburgh. Yeah, when we were first driving to Pittsburgh.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: He started playing this playlist. And then I was like, damn,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you old as fuck. You look like that. What was
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: he playing? I forgot. It was some 90s R &
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: B shit, yeah. But I mean, you grew up in
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: that era, I guess, you know? But how old is
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that for you? 35. 35? He listens to like backpack rap.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: What's backpack rap? Like abortion or shit. Come on. It's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: hard to come up with shit. Like Common? No, I just,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I think he's like a big, like his, but he's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: also like a lover boy because he was probably like
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: old Brent Fires and we're like. Yeah, that's kind of true. Yeah,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What's up with this for? Horny ass
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, that's the vibe I was getting. He's freaking,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: he looks like he's being tied up to the bat, huh? Yeah, literally,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I just seen him taking a video of himself, and
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're so gay. But I love that,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: police calls fuck. Yeah, that fool posts his dumps.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: He's like, that fool's like an old fool on the
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: internet trying to be young.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: All right, but not that video he took of us.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Can we go to Umberto's Instagram? Ah, bro, that's fucked up.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody go follow Humby.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why that's his nickname.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Who named him that? Humby Dumpty. It's so fun, see?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Humby Dumpty. Humby runs LA. Okay. This is the Humby,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: by the way. Wait, what happened to the... Oh, look,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: there's a touch right there. Touch right there. Yeah, yeah.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: So you're taking a shit currently. All right. Go to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: the next one. Next one, next one. Look, look, look, look, look.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: And then look what I say. Look what I say.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: This is me saying that he's down 60. All right,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: go next. Okay. What the fuck is this? That's pretty old.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: All right, that's pretty old. And that is like hashtag color.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Ah!
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck... Can you face up real quick? Face
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: up real quick. What the fuck? What was going on
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: in the photo? Hold on. Go next. Go next. Trash
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: ass fit. That shit is nice. Nah, I went with
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: them to get those shoes. They're cool shoes. All right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Go next. Why are you sweating that rapport? Yo, is
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: that my foot? Who's flexing for the gram? What a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: little bitch. Aw, hell yeah, homie. That's sick, though. All right, next. Next, next, next.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: All right, next. I was here when we took a picture. Gay. Uh-huh. Next.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: All right. All right. Oh, it's nice. It's nice. Okay,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: it's nice. It's cool. That's the road. That's the road.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, once we hit the tree, we would
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: have been fine.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. Once we hit the tree, we
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: would have died. We would have died. Yeah, empty space.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: We would have died. All right, next. Next. All right.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: All right. Next. Okay, next. How many fucking pictures did
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: he post? Okay. By the way, I look fucking fat here, bro.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Fucking piece of shit. All right, next.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Look, look, look. For the last three photos of me. One, two.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: He's gay. He posted me like I'm his secret bitch.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: That's you right there. Big ass orange. I remember we
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: arrived here, and I asked them, I was like, yo,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: you trying to go pumpkin patch? That was crazy, bro.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: But I had a great time, bro. Reno is somewhere
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I would definitely want to go to again. I think so.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I would love to go there. If the weather was
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: like how it was when I went, I would love
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: to go. I'm so over all this super hot shit, bro.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I'm so done with summer. I just want to be
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: super vibra-ed up, like super vibes. I love the cold vibes,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: you know? Are you going to go to a pumpkin
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: patch with your lady? Maybe. I hope so. I hope so.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: What if she wants to color coordinate?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like what? Like it's fall, so you know the brown vibes,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the beige vibes. Yeah, I'm down. I'm super down. I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: just had brown pants I showed you the other day. No, no, no.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying for her, fool. Yeah, I know. I'm down.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Have you ever colored- Is she corny like that?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know yet.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: But from what you know so far, if she wants
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: you to dress like that, you're not with it?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I'm super with that shit. I'll do whatever. The black couple? Yeah,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I'm super. I don't know if I could be black. But, yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm super into it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever coordinated with a girl? Fit-wise?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: The only time I've seen you coordinate with women was
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: when all your sisters made you wear pajamas on Christmas. Remember?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Where you guys all bought the same pajamas and you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: all wore them? My sisters? Yeah. No, I've never done
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that with my sisters. Yes, you have. All of you
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: guys have the same pajama. This can't be another dream
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I had, bro. What the fuck? How many dreams do
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you have about me and my sisters? No, no, no, no.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Don't be weird. Don't make it fucking weird.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Don't make it weird. How many dreams do you have
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: of me? Yeah, a lot. No cap. It's because I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: see you a lot, bro. When you see somebody acting-
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I haven't dreamed about you once. Not once? Not once. Okay,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I had a dream about you at least seven times.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: None of them are sexual. You're just in them. You're
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: kicking it. What's up? I'm posted. That's not weird. Can
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: you call one of your sisters real quick? Okay, go
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: back to the dream about me and my sisters. No, no.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's real life. Can you call them right now?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I don't have a... Just let me talk to Cook.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, weirdo. I think this is... Don't say I'm
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: over here dreaming about you and your sisters. That's weird.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I dream of you. Hello? Hey, big dog. It's Jakarta Slim.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: We're currently on the podcast. What about Mike? Hello, I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you, was there ever a time
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: when you and Danny and all your sisters, you guys
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: all wore the same pajamas and you two guys took
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: a picture? No, I don't think so. You fucking weirdo.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is there a time
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you guys just had the same clothes on and took
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a picture? No, we didn't. Oh, fuck me. Okay, are
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: there any times you guys just color coordinated? Yes. Okay,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: thank God. When was that? Oh, thank God! I knew
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: it was right! Woo!
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Hold up. I wasn't dreaming. I wasn't dreaming, guys. Wait,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I color coordinated with you guys? Remember the time we
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: went to Shorty's? I think Jakarta went. Yes, that's what
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. No, but we were in the same pajamas.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: All the girls were. Yeah, the girls were. The girls were.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But you were wearing something, too. You were wearing something, too. No,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: but you were wearing the same color as us. Yes.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: The pants. Everything's good, guys. Everything is good. Okay. All right, Cookie.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. Woof. Good one, huh? Yeah, that's the girl.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: That should have been weird as hell right now. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: know I'm not a weirdo. I do it. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think they were like, oh, we
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: should wear green. No, no. I think it was red. See,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't remember more than I do.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: All I know is that- I think I've done the
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: shit where we wore pajamas. I think we went to
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Big Bear. Everybody was like, oh, we're going to have
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: a date. Oh, we went to- Oh, full. We all
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: went to the bar in pajamas. Well, when was that?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Big Bear. Big Bear. Last year. Last year. You guys
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: went to a bar in Big Bear? Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: It was pretty fun. It was fun as fuck. Can
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I ask you guys this? Right now, we have some
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: type of leeway, right, on the weekends right now. You
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: want to go to Big Bear this weekend? In October?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: This weekend? I don't know about this weekend. No, not
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: this weekend, but you want to go to Big Bear
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: in October? Is that bad? I don't think it's, like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: as cold or, like, as, like, it doesn't get the same.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: The vibes.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: The vibes at the bar, you want to be there, like,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Christmas time.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: That's just tight. Yeah? You want to do that on
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: a Christmas time, then? A little two-day-er? Yeah. Yeah? Why not?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I'll take the burbs. We haven't even gotten to you.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: We'll get it later. Yeah, bud. So if your girl
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: wants to coordinate, you're down? Hell yeah, bro. I mean,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: if you're a significant other, just asking-wise.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: How are you going to explain to her that you
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: don't want to post her? Not that you don't want to,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: but you just, for her own personal privacy.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: But she's like, I really want you to. Yeah, but
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I think she understands, bro. Okay. Yeah. I think we
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: already had that talk. Does she post you? She don't
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: post at all, so it's even better. You know? What
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: about this?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Would you be mad if you found out she had, like,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: a finster? If your girl had a finster, would you
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: be mad?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Nah, not really. I don't really get fed up with
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that shit, yeah. Because I don't have gay shit. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: have a finster. I just lost access to it. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: haven't used it in, like, a year or two. No, no, no.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, but that's just you being a grippy bitch. I mean,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: that's a grippy bitch. But let's say she has a
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: finster where, like... Only strictly her homegirls and her homies
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: that she posts.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Like- Oh, but if there's niggas on there, no, you're
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: just tripping. Okay, so you're tripping about if there's guys
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: on there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck, I said that onward. Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: What if, okay, just an example.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I know a couple girls that have finstas, and they're
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: like little whores on there.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I would be pissed. They post like sexy. Yes,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I would be pissed. I don't want my significant other
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: doing none of that shit. The fuck is you doing? Okay,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: what if she has a close friend? No. Oh, but
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not on it? What if she has a close friend?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And she has mostly girls, but has a couple guys,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: and that's where she posts bikini photos of this feeling.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: No, no. Fuck that. No? No. Are you fucking stupid?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Would you like that? What? Would you like that? I'm
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: asking you. Would I like what? Would you like that
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: if your significant other had a fence that she's posting
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: her titties on there and shit? No, I'm not saying
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: nipples out. I'm not saying that either, but I'm just
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: saying bikini pics or whatever the fuck. She posts bikini
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: pics on her regular profile. I don't give a fuck. Okay, nice.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying, though. I'm saying if she
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: didn't post that on there, but she's posting that on
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: her Facebook. And she had food on there? And there
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: are guys on there. Yeah, that bitch could die. Literally.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a stalker in a fucking job, fool. But we
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: don't promote violence towards women. So you wouldn't be mad, though,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: if she had a friend? Honestly, I'd be pissed off.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: If I find it or something, I'd be pissed off.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is this shit? You know what I'm saying?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: At least, you know, accept my follow, buddy. Accept my follow.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: So you're more mad that you're not part of the process?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Type shit, yeah. I just want to verify everything, bro.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: This is cool. Hey, this is cool. Can I ask
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you this something? Yes. Have you ever went out on
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: a date with a girl? Yes. And she wore something
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and you were just like, that's too much. No. No? Wait, wait.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Is this our first date? Oh, that's a huge thing, right?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because on a first date, I feel like it
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: depends what you're doing. Because some dates could be like
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: at the club.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Is that a weird first date? I've never had that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Not a date, but like- Well, I feel like it's
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: different because it's you. You're being Juno, you know? No,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Juno's world. Juno's world. No, I'm saying- I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: was thinking about doing your- Well, I'm sorry. I was
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: thinking about doing your theme song if you ever want
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to do anything else. Juno's world. I'll be getting that. Juno-
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Juno's world. Go ahead.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm saying like- Let's just say it's the
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: first time and she's like, you know what?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Is meeting somebody considered a date? Like, let's just say
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: it's your first time meeting up.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Nah, fuck no. A date is when it's established. Hey,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: me and you are going to go somewhere. This is
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: going to be a date. That's when it's a date.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: I think like if it leads to something else after,
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: like you guys go get food or something after the spot,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: then yeah, for sure.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It's a date. But if you guys just meet at
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a spot. At a club. No. And then just kick
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: it right there. That's not a date. Y'all are homeboys.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Let's say you guys go to like a club in
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: downtown and then after go get tacos and then just talk,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: kick it. That's a date for sure.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can say it. Because you both made the plan, hey,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: let's go eat after me and you. You know what
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? And that's what initiates it as a date.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: So you don't think a date can be other people
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: can't be around? No. No, other people could be around.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They can. I don't think so.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the first time, like, meeting, like, let's say
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: you guys just meet at a spot.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: If we're on a two-man date. Okay, okay, yes. Okay, okay,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: but explain it like that. But I'm saying, like, if I'm- No,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'll go- Listen like this. If I go bowling with
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: my shorty, and I invite, like, Raymundo and Andy, I'll say, now, Dave,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: we're just all kicking it. Do you get me or no? Okay, okay, okay.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Is that weird or no? Okay, for example, okay, okay. No, no,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that's a perfect example. What do you think? What do
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you think? Okay, so let me give you an example.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Is that your phone? That's your phone? That's my phone. Yeah, yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I put my shit up. You're getting blown up right now.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck? Mom, leave me the foot! No, I'm
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: not doing that. Oh, it's my cousins, bro. Of course,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: they want to kick with me now because I'm player, though.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: All right, come on. This is a good conversation. I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: put my phone down. By the way, I'm... Okay, so...
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: He threw me the rug. Okay, so how about that?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: How about that? No, of course. I said, of course,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: they want to kick because I'm player. That's what I'm
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, how about that?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so last year, I'm going to give you an example.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: When I met Jay, we know who Jay is?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, last year when I met Jay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I met her. She was out with her homegirls. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: was out with the homies.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: And it's crazy to believe that we're so far in
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: the year now, but P was single.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I was with P. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Andres, Dickhead, Dami Dickhead, and I think Hammer. Damn, Dami's
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: been around for a minute now. And then we all
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: met up, and then she's like, where you at? And
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm at this. spot in downtown,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: pull up on me. She's like, Cam and Donnie with
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: my girls. I was like, yeah, pull up on me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: And then we met up at the, and then she
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: pulled up on us and we kicked it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's, that's us meeting up. And then after
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: we went to go kick it at the office. Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Not a date. That's not a date? Nah, I wouldn't
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: say so. And then we went home after? Oh, wait,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: she went home with you after? Yeah. First day? Mesh. Fuck.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You first date Kraken? That's a prostitute. You first date
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Kraken on here? That's a court. Actually, by the way. Girl,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you're a whore. First date Kraken is crazy. What do
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: we feel about that? No, no, no. To me, and
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say this as clear as possible. To me,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: a date is crazy. A date is you two. Okay, okay, okay.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: A date is you two, unless. Let me give you
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: an example then. Let me, let me. Motherfucker, you already
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: gave one. No, no, no, no, no. Let me finish.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I can tell you. You don't thought you'd finish. No, no.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: After that, we went on multiple dates and ended up
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: being in a relationship. Yeah. So what, that first. First
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: day you fucked though, right? Or no?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Jakarta. You said you went to your house. I hope
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: you guys went to your house. I hope you guys
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: did something. No, it turned out we fucking made s'mores.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you dumb bitch. Double tap that. But you guys
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: went on a bunch of dates afterwards and you guys
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: ended up being together. Yes. For a long time, actually.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Four months. Really? A little longer than that for sure,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: but yes. Really? Was that it? Really? What the hair?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: What the hair? Okay, but you know what I'm saying.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: 44 months? What the hair? Yeah, but I think it
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: was action-packed just because you guys were seeing each other
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: so consistently. Do you know what I'm saying? What I'm
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: saying is I consider it a date. If we meet
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: up and get... A date is a one-on-one? No, no. No,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I feel like a date. That's
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: a glorified booty call, Papa. That's what that was. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: feel like that's a date because you were already... That
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: was super into my escort. I paid for the package.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Emotional support check. Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You guys were already talking, right? We were talking for
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: a while. We were texting for a while.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: And you never see... That was your first time meeting
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: her face-to-face? Yes. That's kind of crazy. No, I wouldn't
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: say that's a date. That's not a date. I think
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: that's a date. I wouldn't say so. I wouldn't say so.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: We met up, got some drinks. We got to know
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: each other. There was a lot. But that's also like...
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I guess that's a date. You had your alone time
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: with her?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We fucking... We were chopping it up. We danced
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we went to go kick it, and
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: then we went to the office. P was with her homegirls,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: with her. And then we chopped it up, talked about life,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: talked to know each other.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: What was that? I was home? No, actually, you weren't. Oh, okay.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. You were at a parking lot.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I remember vividly, because we asked you to kick it,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I don't want to fucking go.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: It's fucking Valentine's. Fucking name is whose? And I decided
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to do drugs in a parking lot? Mm-hmm. Fucking, that
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: must have been a great time. But what I'm saying is,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: is that a date? I remember now. He said, yeah. Oh, no.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: He was with us. No, no. He was with us.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: That's who picked up the homegirl. Yeah. That's after. Oh,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: was that you? No, no, no, no. That was him.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't get with none of her homegirls. I didn't
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: pick anybody. I didn't get with none of her homegirls.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: We went. We went. Downstairs to where Andrea. Yeah. And
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: then from there, we went to the office. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I remember. He was there.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He wasn't. That was you. You picked up the homegirl. Yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I think it was you. She wore glasses, too. You're right. Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: You a dog, boy. I almost fell. Yeah. And we
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: got into my car, packed. Packed.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: And then we went to the office and got drunk
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: as fuck right there.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: And then you disappeared. And then I was like, oh,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going home too.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it. I guess that's a date. No, that
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: was a date. Hell yeah. I think that's a date. Like,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, though. You're saying, like, if
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: we're meeting. You think you have to be more intimate
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: for it to be a date? No, no, no. To
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: an extent. Definitely, definitely. Hold on. Definitely intimacy for sure.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: But let's say this. Let's say this. If you were
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: having a birthday party and I brought my shorty, is
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: that a date? I see what you're saying.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying, but what I'm saying is, like,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: girls usually, like, when you first meet, like, I'm not
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: saying it's rare, but when you first meet, first meet
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: could be a little scary.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: So let's meet with a group of people, just hang out,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: get the vibe. Yeah, no, but first meet, I want
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: it to be scary because I want to assert dominance,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? So I might be in
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the corner with the hood like this. Where the fuck
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you have a meet you? At the basement of the mosque? Ali's. No,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: fuck good. No, I guess that'd be cool. So when
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you met your lady, what was the first, like, what
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: was the first date? I guess we just kicked it. No,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but where, where, fool? I watched a movie with her
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: at the studio. That was when I was at the studio.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: That's a glorified booty call. It was nice. It was cool.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: It was cool. We had a good time. I didn't
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: do anything. I was chilling. Literally. At the studio? I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: took her to Bossa Nova. The next day? Yeah. Okay,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: so your situation is similar to mine. No, I didn't
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: fuck or nothing. I didn't do nothing. Literally did nothing.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Did you mack it? A little bit, but that was it. Bro,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: come on. Oh, no. See, I didn't act like that. Bro,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: you're the one that brought it up. I didn't bring
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: it up. No, no. He literally said he wasn't going to,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: so I'm so confused. No, no. How's that on me?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: How's that on me?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: How's that on me? I'm not bringing up your name.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Because that same studio is somewhere where you've done shit.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: So if he takes somebody back.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Home, what makes us think that you didn't do anything
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: at the studio? No, but I'm just explaining. I did it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm just saying. Okay. So let him ask
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you questions. If I did, I guess it'd be a
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: glorified booty, but I didn't. But you marked it. I
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: didn't mack it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't do
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: anything else. So someone would say that somebody macking it
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: on the first date would be like- Totally different, bro.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just- You don't think so? I'm just having a conversation. Bro,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I'm having a conversation too. What the fuck are you
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: talking about? I'm literally having the same one as you. Okay. Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: so I'm just saying. I definitely think macking it, I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: guess so, but I think macking it on the first
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: date is totally different than Something like getting hit on
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the first day. Do you get what I'm saying? I
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: never told you I hit, though. You just assumed. I assumed.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I insinuated it. So then I insinuated the fact that
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you were at the studio. You were at the studio
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: where you're a demon? Where I'm a demon? I'm not
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: a demon over there. I go there to make music.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even go there no more, so it don't matter.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: But point is, I get what you're saying. But I
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: don't think that, I don't even think that was a date.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: That was just us kicking it. No, I think that
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: was a date. You go to the movies? No, fuck no.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: No.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, Bob. I just, all I
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: want to say is, oh man, that's, if you meet
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: with a girl, no, I don't consider what we had
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: a date. That wasn't the first date. Fuck. The first
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: date was Bossa Nova. Okay. For me. So what was
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: your first date? You consider that your first date? Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I think we met, we had a date, we hit
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: it off right away, and then the very next day
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: we went out to eat. But I think we, I
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: like the way we met. Like, we went to the bar,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: we chilled, you know, we're adults. But then I guess
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: that is a date, though, because you guys went to
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: the bar, you guys did something. Yeah, no, so I think,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: so you go to those three- For me, I think
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: just chilling is not a date.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: But I think, yes it is, fool. So if your
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: shorty comes to your house, you guys just watch movies
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: at a date? Yes. Oh, no, but she's not your shorty.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: She's your friend. Anything... I get what you're saying. I
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: get what you're saying. Because, like... Because when she's my shorty,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: then it would be a date. Yeah, because we're a
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: girl right now. Yeah. Like, if.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Let's just say the first time you guys met, you
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: guys wanted to go to a view and kick it in. Like,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: You guys bought in and out and chilled. That's a date.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: That's a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the studio, you
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: guys didn't eat or nothing? Uh, I guess. I think
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: she only came for, like, such a little while. Like,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: we didn't really kick it like that because I had
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: to go. Okay, but then... It was more like I
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: just wanted to meet her. You know what I'm saying?
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: But I feel... I guess... I think to me, what
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: insinuates a date is if there's an activity going on
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: or if you go somewhere. Like if, let's say my
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: shorty came to my house and I cooked, then it's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: a date. But if she came to kick it, we're
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: just kicking it. Do you get what I'm saying? No,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: but then- But no way in hell can your shorty
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: come to your house. Y'all just chill. Listen, listen. Y'all
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: just chill. Y'all just chilling and that's a date. I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: don't think that's a date. I think y'all kicking it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: So let's just say a bitch likes to go on
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: a walk. And then you go like, fuck it, let's
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: go on a walk. Are you just going on a
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: walk or are you on a date?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Ooh. That's what I'm saying. I guess I would constitute
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: as a date. Oh, it just depends on what the
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: parameters are. Are you making it known it's a date?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: To me, that's what considers it a date. Telling a person,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: is this a date or not? Intent. There you go.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: So what is considered a date versus hanging out?
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: The primary difference between a date and hanging out comes
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: down to romantic attention, prior planning, and clear communication.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Intent. Jakarta? A date has a clear goal to explore
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a romantic or physical connection. Hanging out is casual, low pressure,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: and often platonic. Do you know? Okay.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Dates are usually prearranged with specific time, place, and activity
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: in mind. Hangouts are often spontaneous or loosely organized.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Say somebody's name. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: when you and Shorty... I'm going to say me. When
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: me and old girl met up to kick it, I
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: definitely wanted to make a....
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Intent. That's intent. So the date. You're telling me with Shorty.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I didn't want to. You didn't
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: want to. I did. I made out. It was cool.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: So the date... But I feel like, bro, that's not
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: a date, bro. Kicking and just making, that's not a
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: fucking date, bro. You have to, bro, this is just opinion. Obviously,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: we're both opinionated too, bro. Okay, okay, okay, effort. Dates
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: often involve jealousy. There was no effort.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Dates often involve dressing up and choosing a dedicated venue
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like a restaurant. Hangouts often happen anywhere such as a
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: home or grabbing quick food on a whim. I think
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: this is subjective. Yeah, I think it's subjective. I think
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: mine was a date. It was a date, and it
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: was like a kick-ass. I guess mine could be.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: A little both of both. A little app. I guess
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: end of the day, that's what defines if it's a date.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: End of the day, if you're happy or not. You
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? If you went out with that
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: person and you feel like you had a great time,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: then it was a date. And maybe a little kiss
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: at the end of the night. A little smoochy. Nah,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: you Mackie. I know you. You love Mackie. You're a
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Mackie type of guy. You're a... But you don't even
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: fucking know me. I've seen it. You're a macker, fool.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen it. You're a fucking macker. I've seen you.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: And you know what? I've seen you naked. I shout
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: out my boy. You know what?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to give it to my boy Jakarta
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: because when he's on Mac so full, when Jakarta's in
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: a good mood and he's on a Mac it out,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: this was that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Embarrassing way that we fucking just... Come here. Grab him
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: by the neck. Grab him by the neck and just.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Bro!
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up! Why do you guys do shit
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: like that? What? That shit's mad weird. Stop making shit
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: up about me. What? Yeah, I don't do that. I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: don't do that. Bro, you know I'm trying to get
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: serious with somebody. No, no, but this is about your past.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: This is about my past. It just doesn't exist. I'm
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: looking at my future, nigga. Oh, what? I don't care.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. I didn't even take him to Mac Town
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: on me. You guys are gay and stupid. Shut up.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Shut up and leave me alone, dude. Bro, you're a macker, dick. Bro,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: stop saying I'm a macker. You're a macker. I've seen
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you kiss plenty of bitches in the club. Is that
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you want to say? I'm not trying
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to say that. Bro, bro, but that's what I'm saying.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Stop insinuating shit. You don't know me. I'm talking about you. Bro,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: you've seen me kiss one girl in front of you.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: That was it. Yes, that was it. One girl. Or
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: maybe two. That's it. One girl. You too. Bro, but
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: this happened such a long time ago. I was saying.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I know, bro. Stop bringing up the past. You know
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Stop bringing up the past. Stop bringing
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: up the past, bro. Let me do it. You know
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? You're a retarded ass bitch, bro. Are
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you a cheater? We don't know. Don't find out on
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: today's show. You're a fucking dork. Not a fucking cheat, dumbass.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not with nobody anyway. Why? I have to say. Goose, goose, goose. Bro,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: delete that shit. I don't appreciate how y'all niggas do
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: this shit. Delete that, bro. Y'all niggas are mad, bro. Like,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: come on, bro. Are you his? Are you not? Time
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: stamp that, bro. You're tripping out, but time stamp that, bro.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Just delete that little part. You literally made it weird.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: We're talking about your past, you dumb dick. I know,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: but I don't know why you guys... Bro, bro. But, like, literally, bro,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: we're having such a good time. I hate when y'all
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: niggas do that shit, bro. It's like y'all niggas don't
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: care about my opinion, how I feel, bro. Jakarta, we're
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: talking about your past. You're the only one that brought
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: up that shit. All right, bro, stop screaming at me.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I heard you, bro. Fuck, bro. I didn't bring that
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: shit up. You always... Oh, no, dead ass, dead ass. Bro,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I swear to you, I didn't. Can I explain,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: can I explain, can I explain, please? Bro, I hate
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: when you say, like, oh, like. No, no, can I explain,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: can I explain? Can I explain? Bro, yeah, you can explain.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Just get the fuck off me. You're a little bitch, too, bro. No,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: he didn't do anything.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: When we're talking about my first date, listen, I want to.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: When we're talking about my first date, you didn't say
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: anything because I said I went home with somebody.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: You said you thought I fucked right away because you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: know who I am. I'm a Damon out here.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, when you said it was a little peg, I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: was making a joke about the fact that you like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: macking it.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: And you were like, I don't fucking doubt it. I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: know you don't. Nah, but then you're over here like, oh,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: cheating and this and that.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: What are you even talking about?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I was making a joke. No one's saying you can't
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: make jokes, bro. But we, I was talking about this. No,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that's no bullshit, fool. Okay, I'm not going to say what.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: We had a meeting where you, I just didn't want
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: to talk about it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: But we're just having a conversation. And I did us.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I made a joke, the insinuating joke.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Right now, because you said, I'm like, that's a guilty mindset.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: It's a joke. Yeah, no, no, it's a joke.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: We all know you like your girl. So the fact
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: that you got mad about that. No, you have to understand, bro.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to let me fucking talk, bro. And when
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: you guys laugh over me, that shit really fucking pisses
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: me off.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: No, we just laughed. And, bro, if I'm asking you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to take something out, I don't understand why it's got
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: to be such a big fucking deal.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Because you're going to look back and you're going to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, shit. When you look back at the tape,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: I did us. I was making fun that you like
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: making out with girls at the club.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I did. That's never happened. I know. No, no, no.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: But if someone doesn't know you're going to be saying
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: shit like that, they're going to think, oh, this is
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: going to be wanted to do shit like that. But
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not that type of guy. So stop trying to
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: make me look like that type of guy. That's the
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: only part I'm like, but people believe you. Look at
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: the camera. Look at the camera.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: But that wasn't my past because it's never happened.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Like, the fuck does that happen? Do you get me?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how is that the past? By the way,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I never said that. It's never happened, bro. I said that.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Look at the camera and say I'm sorry to her then. No,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: but I mean, no, it was way before. And it's
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: never happened. It's happened like once or twice.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying, when I say you like macking it,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I mean like the girls you've been with in the past.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I've never even seen you mack it recently. No, no,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: because I haven't seen you in no body. Yeah. You're
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a fucking stupid bitch. In the past. I just don't
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: know why you have to talk about me. I'm saying it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I keep saying it. I understand what you're saying. The
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: past is the best. I understand that part. I just
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: don't know why you have to talk about me with
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: other people. No. It's disrespectful. It's disrespectful to my new.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: It's disrespectful to my new. Come on, fool. Don't do that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: We're talking about the past I know but brother you
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: were talking about the past brother I'm just saying Nothing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I could really say that's kind of tough. The way
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I reacted was horrible. I know I'm just I did
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I did We did it out of me. Do you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: tell me what you felt?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't even saying unless I will really talk
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: about your past Yeah, and you made it like like
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: if I was saying that you were making it with
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: bitches last weekend because you insinuated I Watch it and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: look back at it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be like damn I tripped You love correcting
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: me when I'm wrong and you always coming back at
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: it and And Andres... But you never say you're wrong either, though.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I understand that, too. You never say you're wrong. And
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: you guys... Maybe if I was wrong today, I apologize.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the camera. I apologize. If I did trip,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But personally, I don't think I tripped. We're
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: talking about the past. We're talking about you going to MacTown. Bro,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: stop saying fucking MacTown, bro. Seriously, bro, stop saying that
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: shit to me, bro. It's annoying the fuck out of me, bro.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Keep saying MacTown this, MacTown that. You always think about McDonald's,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: fat bitch. Fuck you. All right. So the... Hitting on
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the first date. I don't know. I don't think I
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: could keep somebody if I hit on the first date. Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Because I think it's like no restrictions in a sense. Maybe. Well,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I know most of my homies. Some of my homies. See?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying no niggas. But you see this. I'm
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: not saying no niggas. I'm not even insinuating it's you, though.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not even insinuating it's you.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I don't care about me. I'm not saying it. But
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it. But some of the homies. But listen.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: me finish. Some of the homies go up. Some of
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: my homies. have been with women on the first time
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: that they've been with them, that they've met them, and
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: they've had long relationships with them. So generally, I think
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a subjective thing, too, on maybe if
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: you guys did that the first day and you guys
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: hit it after, maybe that shit really flies. I'm just saying,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: for me, it's never happened.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: And for that, just like for me, one of the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: homies fucked my bitch before, I wouldn't be able to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: be with her.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course. Of course you won't. She's on Juno
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: in Jakarta, guys. Bunch of lame shit every fucking week.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Tune in if you want to fucking waste your fucking
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: money or your fucking time. Tune in if you want
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: to see two fucking retards argue every single fucking day
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: of your life, bro. Show's fucking retarded, guys. We do
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: this for you guys, though, guys. All right. Is there
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: anyone that got mad? I wasn't mad, bro. I wasn't mad.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: That's what the word Mac town triggered. That's what bad up.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: That shit was up. Oh, because I hate the way
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: you guys... Paint this facade of me. That's just fucking gay. No,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: you want facade. Bro, y'all got me. I'm making out
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: with bitches in the club. Bro, that shit's never happened
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: in my fucking life. Okay. I've never made out with
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: a bitch in a club. Okay, you don't like making
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: out with bitches in a club? In my life. Okay,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: you don't like making out with bitches in a club?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but then you're just getting But you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: do like making out with them at my house. Sure, bro. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? What are you doing? I'm doking.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, though? That's not even funny. Okay,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: it's not funny. Yeah, what's wrong with you, fucking weirdo?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what's her part of that. Okay, so, okay.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: But the point is, let's go back to our original
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: conversation before you fucking said some stupid ass shit. Fucking retard.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: What was that original shit? Oh, the date. What configures
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: as a date. I think you have to be doing something.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I think you need to go outside. Point is, I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: think you need to go to a location. You need
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: to go to a location and do something. You can't
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: just kick it at your house. It's not fair. Kick
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: it at Magtown. All right. Why does that get him
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: so mad? I'm not mad, bro. I'm literally not even
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: mad or annoyed, bro. I'm kind of like, I'm annoyed.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad, though. It's just like, you feel like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: birds in my fucking ear.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: You should just see I'll send you the clip you
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: said Because we caught.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Where you said.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: It's that you have a thing.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: No, that it's not a thing. I know. Obviously, I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: was wrong, so I told you to delete it. And
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: then you keep laughing. You're saying, this nigga's shaking his
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: head no. Why are you being like that? No, because
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: when I had a really bad study problem. That has
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. What the fuck are you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: talking about? Millions of views. There's nothing to do with this.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Papa always had a deal. We got to get to
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: the bag, homie. In the back of the Mac Town, homie.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You got to go to Mac Town, homie. All right,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: if you're just going to keep talking over me, there's
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: no point. No, bro, because if you're not, like, well,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I can't, like, I can't get removed. That little part.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: The Mactan? Not the Mactan. You know what I said. No, no, no.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: don't matter. It don't matter. Put up what he said.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. Papa, relax. No, no, bro.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that. I told you I'm relaxed, bro. It
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: don't even matter. Oh, yeah. You killed yourself right there.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: That's why I want to remove. It has to be removed.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you. Can I break that without a kid?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Let me break that without a kid. Okay.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I want you to understand this. This podcast has changed
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: your life, right?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. And this girl knows because I remember... Why the
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: fuck are we... I'm explaining... Do you get what I'm saying?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Can I explain, Bob? Let me explain. Explain.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass talking about... I'm being
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: serious because I had a conversation with you in the past, right?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And last week. Okay.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: And literally took into consideration. I hit that up and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: I put it in the group chat myself.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Right? Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: So you think any of the conversations I was trying
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: to have today, I was trying to make it seem bad?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: No. But I do want you to understand, fool, that...
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And this is just me respecting our craft and our people.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: We talk about, and again, you're allowed to think with
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: more private than other things, right?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. 100%. You started this podcast by let's
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: go back to our roots.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Since I've gotten or been with somebody, if I'm not
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: with somebody or somebody, we're going to give the people 100%
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: of the conversation. As long as she knows that you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: don't mean that in real life and it just came
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: out because you were in a tricky conversation and we're
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: all laughing and clowning.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: That shouldn't be a problem because now you're switching. This
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: is what I'm saying.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. So that's like
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: people getting mad about the opinion.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: You think since, bro, that's like people getting mad at
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: the opinions we're saying or how we feel about certain
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: things or all that.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to switch up who I am for anybody.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Listen, can I finish? Okay. Or for you.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: I'm saying for you, like how you made that joke
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: about somebody I cared about Somebody that I had a
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: strong feelings for, he said, oh, you're correcting the phrase.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: What if I didn't want nobody to know that?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: But I didn't react how you reacted about something as
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: small as this.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that. Because I know how you joke,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: and I know you mean well. Yes. So the fact
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: that if that slips up, and she gets mad about that,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: but she doesn't know the person you're trying to give her.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I think that's wrong. I think you're switching up, and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: this is how I'm looking at it. Because you know me.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: You know how I respect you. I correct you about
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: calling the homegirls bitches. I'm giving you, I'm telling you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: how I'm looking at it from my perspective.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: As somebody that does a podcast with you, you talked
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: about somebody I care about or you know in my
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: past and you said, oh, you're crying in.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: The first day. What if somebody watches this and they
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: know what we're talking about and they don't like that?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. But I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: didn't give you a reaction that I didn't want it.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: We literally were saying, fuck, fat bitches, and Andres moving on,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: and all this. Yeah. And you laughed about that. Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: So something as small as that, and you're trying to
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: compare two sides. I said that, though. I said that.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: No one said that about you. I said that. I
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: said that. But what I'm saying, I'm the one that
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: said it. I wasn't mad at that. I was mad
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: at the fact that I said, can you delete it?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: You said it.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I understand that you understand I'm not
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: fucking mad, but you it's like you but you guys
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: keep good throwing it back to this It's kind of
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: fucking annoying.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: You always say you're not no I'm not I'm not
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: changing for nobody. I don't know why the fuck you
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: guys would think I'm changing for this person for this
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: person We could make all these dark-ass jokes, but you
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: being tangled up where you were losing in a joke-y
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: matter when we're clowning on you, and you said some
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: shit like this, why is something that's this much bothering
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: you when you said wayward shit?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: This doesn't bother me. The fact that I asked for
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: it to be like, hey, can we remove this? And
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: they were like, oh, hell no. What the fuck do
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: you mean hell no? We can't even talk about it.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Why would it have to be removed? Why did your
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: mind go to, let's take the opposite? Because I slept up.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But why? Because she's going to get mad. No,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: because I slept up and I shouldn't have said some
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: stupid shit like that. That's all.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: If I just told you it wasn't like that, why
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: do you keep going to do that if I just
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: told you it's not like that Maybe I just didn't
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: want that out there Do you got me?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe I just didn't want I know I know Jakarta,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: but but so then again, so then it goes No, no,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: it doesn't go back to it doesn't go back. We're
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: not talking about your girl for we're talking about you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: we're talking about the fact that I feel like I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: said stupid shit. I didn't have to say that. Pops,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's because we're clowning and you were
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: losing the clowning. I believe. I didn't know what to do.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I lost that one. I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I just didn't like how you guys just... I was
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: trying to talk and you guys kept going over me.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: That's why. I feel like, bro, you guys got to
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: let people talk. In this situation, motherfucker me. I couldn't talk.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: That shit pisses me the fuck off. It's the same thing.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: We caught you on the fuck up and we started
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: clowning you more. And you got mad because we kept
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: clowning you.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't get mad. I'm not mad, bro. I'm annoyed more, bro.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: It's hard when a person can't talk, but that's just
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing when you put.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Your finger in my fucking mouth. You put your finger
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: in my mouth. You put your finger in my mouth.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Did you let me talk at that moment? No, because
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: you started screaming, ah, stupid stuttering ass bitch. I didn't
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: say take it out, though. No, no, no, you're right.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: You're right, yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: That's how I'm looking at it. Again, and let you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: know what, let's be transparent. You didn't want to talk
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: about your girl. You didn't want to podcast, so I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: said stop. We're talking about dating and our situation. You
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: brought up, again, you brought up my past that I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: don't like talking about, but you brought.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: It up as a conversation because it's a good conversation.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: It's a good example. I didn't bring it up. No, no.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Don't walk. No, no, no. Stop getting mad. No, no, no.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Because stop saying you didn't do stuff when we have
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: it on camera, Pop. I guarantee, I promise you, everything,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: we could watch that tape. We'll watch it later on.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: But we could watch that tape. I guarantee I didn't
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: bring it up, God. I promise you I didn't. I
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: promise you. I promise you I didn't. You're the one
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: that brought it up. Hey, what's your house? It cracked
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: after or what? So how did I bring it up?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: If we were already talking about it, how did I
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: bring it up? Do you get me? Why'd you have
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to go crack? Why'd you have to go crack? I didn't, bro.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I asked. You could have said no. Like me. When
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I met that girl, I didn't crack. That's all I said.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, okay, okay, okay.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: If I, if I did, okay, maybe I did get mad.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: And bro, I'm still working on it, bro. And well, yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I understand. We've been doing this for nine months, bro.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I haven't even said that. I'm saying, I'm saying it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I understand. We're doing this for nine months. Bro, I'm
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: not fucking perfect, bro. Sometimes I get in my feelings too, bro. 100%.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: And it's hard, bro. I have a fucking mic. There's
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: people watching. It's hard, bro. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: And I'm with you. So I don't want you guys
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: to get mad at me because I got fucking mad.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I just hope. Like, bro, it happens, bro. And you
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: know what? We're all human. I just hope. This is
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: my only hope for it because we had this. This
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: is a good conversation. It's fine. It's fine. I just hopeful.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: This is laughing like a fucking punk right there, bro.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: But because we laugh at him too. Yeah, I understand that.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: We all laugh at each other. Andrea Daniel was quick
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: because we said beat you. Yeah. No, I feel it.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I understand. Maybe some days I just get all, you know,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: because I just thought we were prepped. You know, I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: just thought it was this certain thing. We said we
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: were going to do it. I feel like it always
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: goes back to it. No, we did. That's why I'm
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: kind of annoyed.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: We were talking about examples about dates. I kept saying
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: your lady. I didn't call her a bitch.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I corrected myself. Yeah. Okay. Oh, and you want
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: a cookie for that? I don't know. That's what you're
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to do though. That's what you're not supposed to
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: call her. Think about it. You got me? I'm not
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: shutting you up. Literally keep talking. You can't get mad
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: at me. I'm not getting mad. I'm not mad. I'm
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: letting you get off. All I'm saying is we were.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Talking about it in normal conversation and you're like, oh,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: I want to do that. And all I said was
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: with the conversation went, Well, some people would think that
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: if you mack it with.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody on the first date, it's wrong. Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Some people do think that. And then I said mack town,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: and then I'm like, why get him macked? And then
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: you went to a whole different world.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: The only reason I got macked was because you kept saying, like,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I be macking it with bitches, and I do this
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: and that. And I was like, what are you talking about?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: And I said to you it was a joke. And
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: you make it seem like I fucked the whole world.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I know. No one said that. Bro, I don't think that, bro. Bro,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: of course it's who's going to take your side. He
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: always does. He's been taking your side for the last
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: three podcasts. No, he hasn't. No, he hasn't. Oh, okay. Yeah,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: he has. See what I'm saying, bitch? Bro, bro, bro.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Look, bro.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm saying this. What are we still talking about
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: right now? No, it's a good conversation. About me fucking
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: fat bitches. Nah, bro. You can do whatever you want
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: on your free time. That's no one's business. You know
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like, no, I'm dead ass. It's no
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: one's business. How is that a joke? How is that
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: a joke? Bro, if he wants to fuck fat bitches,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing about that. It's not my business.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: All right, whatever. Okay. Only thing I was... I just hope...
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: So this is my only hope. I get what you're saying.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: My only hope is that I hope she's not like...
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: She's not, but she's perfect, bro.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: She's perfect, bro. Why not continue? All I'm saying is
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: that I hope.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: The reason is because you're like, ah, damn, I don't
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: want to fuck it up the littlest things.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Yes. It's not about.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I hope it's that and not because she's like, so
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: we're nothing serious?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I fucking hope not. It's not. That's my only hope.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: We're not taking it out. Yeah. Bro, it's your podcast.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Do whatever the fuck you want. You get a fat
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: ass back at the end of the month too, bitch.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I do. I say that shit all the time. I
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: say that shit all the time. I get paid incredible.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you. So they shut up, bitch. No, you shut up, bitch.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, we've been talking, like, we need to,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. We don't got to take
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: it out. That was what I said. That was what
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I said, too, and I'm sorry I got caught. I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: just think you took it out on him. because, fool,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: we all get it. I don't want to hear that
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: from Chunk about you. It blows my fucking mind. Fool,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: we all get it. We all get the smoke, fool.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: But you're acting like I'm unfair. I give everyone the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: smoke because everyone gives me the smoke. You guys don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: understand that, but this podcast is usually you two guys
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: getting on me. That's just what it is, bro. It's
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: the Bully Jakarta Sim Podcast. I'm just not having it
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: no more. So that's why I got mad. And if
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: you guys are mad that I got mad, so fucking
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: be it. Get mad. Do fucking do something about it.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I fucking beat this fool in the fucking chest in
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Vegas because he tripped on me. By the way, by
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: the way, you can't be kneeing our camera right in
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: the chest. He hit me hard as fuck, bro. You
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: can't be hitting me hard as fuck. I'm a star, bro.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: So lately, for some reason, lately for the last three weeks. Bro,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: they'll start hitting me for no reason, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: this is exactly what happens. I'll be in a corner
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: of some room for some reason, and he'll go... And
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: crack it off. And that's what hit me on my shit.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Hella hard, bro. Don't even. Bitch, don't lie, bro. He
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: hit me hella hard. No, no, no.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Let me talk. In the elevator, we're going upstairs. For
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: no reason, bro. Downstairs or upstairs? Upstairs. For no reason, bro.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: This was in my fucking, in my bubble, bro. And
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I'm in the corner because I feel endangered, bro. There's
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: four Mexicans in the elevator. I don't know what to do.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm in the corner like this. Crack it off.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: And this fool's like a fucking robot. Just hit my
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: shit right here. Dead in my rib, bro. Hold on.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Dead in my rib. And I'm fending for myself, bro.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Now I'm hungover as fuck, too. So I'm like... And
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: this will hit me in my rib. I'm trying to
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: fight back like this. And then this was hitting me, too.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: And then I just really started hitting me hard. So
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do, dog. I felt in danger.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: So I need this fool. Thing is, he was going
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: down as I need him. So I need him dead
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: in his chest. And then he said... Oh, you're going
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: to need me, bitch. All right then. And then he
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: needs me back. I'm already in danger, bro. Like, bro,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I felt damaged, bro, because he cracked it off. He
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: sucker punched me like a bitch. You know, he did. Bro,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: don't lie, bro. He suckered me. No, you didn't. Okay.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: He suckered me. So lately, we've been doing this thing where,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: by the way, it's not just. It's just me. It's
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: just me. They never hit each other. No, what do
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: you mean? Never. One time. One time in Ontario. Okay,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: so lately we've been doing this. Well, you got to
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: beat me up again, right? So lately we've been doing
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: this thing. Fucking bitches. Lately we've been doing this thing
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: where we're in confined spaces. We just go like crack
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: it off, and we just start shocking each other. The
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: point is, the reason they both got mad about the
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: knee on the chest was because we just seen the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Chiwiwi fight. And these was I try to figure out
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: that you very very side up unaligned his is the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: food that he was fighting. Yeah, by the way, I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: hope everything goes good. Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: So they were like, it was a knee to the chest.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: So I guess like you were trying to kill me.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: And Jakarta was like, I was in danger for my life.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: I was in danger for my life, bro.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: He's cracking it off, bro. But lately we've been cracking
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: it off. Wait, did I hit you? Did it hurt? Yes,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I saw that. You got to understand, bro. You hit
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: pretty hard too, bro. So you can't just be punching.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I start slow. But then you let one rip and
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck this. Because I'm scared. I'm scared
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: at this point. I don't know what to do. I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: don't want to die. I'll be on the thing where
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: like going body shots. It's like, no, bro, bro. These
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: foods are hitting with the force of everything they have.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. You foods are treating me like
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking, fucking, who's the food that used to be
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: sponsored by Subway? Like I'm Jared from Subway. Ah, if
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: you guys knew what that was, PDF. Yeah, PDF. The PDF, yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: But damn, bro, you fucking hit me hella hard, bro.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: And I really didn't enjoy that. Okay, can I read this?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Go up. Go up. UFC's Raoni Barcelos, stable and alert
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: after TKO loss in main event. I didn't watch the
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: whole fight, but what it looked like, what it looked
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: like is, it looked like he just went like this. Like,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie, at the end of the fight,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: it looked like he was getting hit. He just, he
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: straight like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. What is
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: it called? Tell me what it's called. Well, I don't
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: know if it was, but when your arms stiffen up,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: that's comatose. Well, he looked like he straight passed. Yeah,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: but he had a stroke mid-session. Yeah, it was scary
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: as fuck, bro. Well, hopefully it's good. Oh, yeah, hopefully
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: it's good. When you fight like that, though, it's a
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: huge gamble. And what is the other conversation? Oh, go ahead.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: You're fighting at the largest, you're fighting at right now,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: which is the largest fighting event, right? UFC is the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: largest fighting company and fighting event. Everyone in the world
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: watches this and you're fighting with a big prominent fighter. Bro,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: anything can fucking happen, bro. You guys are both training
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: your whole lives just to kill each other realistically. And
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: now that you're doing it, you're doing it at a
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: big stage. You want to do probably the hardest. You
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: want to hit somebody so hard this food doesn't wake.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? So you can secure your dub.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I just think I got hit really hard, bro, and
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: something else happened. Maybe it was a health complication, but
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: when you gamble like that, bro, you gamble for the win, bro.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: It's high risk and high reward too, man. So hopefully
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: everyone's good in that situation, bro. What is... Oh, another
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: conversation we're having. You said it was a good part
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: of the topic. Which one? Oh, is giving head considered
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: a body? I forgot about that one. Yeah, I guess
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: we were in our hotel room and we were talking. Me, Andres,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Narciso the gay dude, and Angel were talking. And we said, yo,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: is head a body? And then I said, no, it wasn't.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Andres said, no. Angel was like, oh, hell yeah, it is.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Because that fool wants to stack up his bodies.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: So obviously he wants people to know that he has
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of bodies. But most of them are just head.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Do you think head is a body, sir? I think
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: head is a body. So the way Angel explained it
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: is head is a body to your doctor. Do you
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: get me? If your doctor says, hey, have you been
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: sexually active? You say, yeah, I just had oral sex
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: with somebody. They'll be like, okay, I guess that's sex
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: with somebody. You get what I'm saying? So in his head,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: it was a body. You get what I'm saying? I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: think giving head is a body. You don't think so?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think having sexual intercourse is
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: a body. I think having sex is more. I mean, sorry, sir.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I think giving head is more of a. Can we
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: do it as a point system? Head is like 0.25.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: No, no. I think giving, I think if somebody gives
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: you a head, because I feel like head is more intimate.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: You do that with the couple couple, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Go ahead and continue. Hey. What? Taking
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: the head time.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Now you have your thinking.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: If you get head. Can you say, hey, I've had
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: sex with this girl if it was just head? Ooh.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Right? So let's say there's a girl.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Let's look at it. Okay. So if you get head. Oh,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. My example first. My example first.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: You get head. You'll be like, oh, fuck. So if
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: you get head from somebody, you can say you fucked? Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hell nah. Hell nah. What? I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: think if a girl gives you head, she's more like
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: a whore to the world than her lady. You fuck.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Hell nah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what happens if you
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: got head and you fucked? This is not a whore.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: You guys love each other. Yeah. Fuck.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: What do you think the body should be more?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should just be ourselves. We'll let it rip.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: I'm always been myself. I won't let you know. Say
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: it again. Let it rip. Go ahead and say what
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: you were going to say. You were saying something.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: The body more is something that you could say that
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: it's not head.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: It's more of an intimate thing. Definitely. I think sex
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: is the most intimate thing you could do with somebody. Anal?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: You're just nasty. Anal, you're gay. No, like, from the.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Past, from the past, Jakarta has come out here and
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: expressed that he loves getting the things, so he's not fucking.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: You don't consider those bodies? Nah, hell nah. Just a
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: little fling? Little fling? Nah, bro. Literally a little fling.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: How to get tied into this situation, guys? How did
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: this happen, guys? What minute is this time? Nah, hell nah,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: those aren't bodies, bro. Hell nah. To my doctor, maybe, but...
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Real shit, bro. With all these drugs, I don't remember
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: what I did last week. I think... Play a shit. No,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: no bullshit. I think if somebody gives you a head,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: they consider you a body. For sure? Should we ask
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: a girl? I feel like we should ask a girl.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Ask a girl. What girl are you going to call?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Biggest whore on my phone. What type of whores do
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: you have in your phone? Actually, that is... I don't know.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I was going to call one of the homegirls, but...
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: One of the masters. Hello. Hello. You'll call me? Yes. Hey,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: you're a girl, right? Yeah. Okay.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: If you give somebody head, would you consider that a body?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: No. Okay, thank you. No?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't consider that, like, if you're talking to your homegirls,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be like....
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be like, oh, hey, that's a body? Body
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: is when you have sex with someone. That's... You don't
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: think that? I don't think that. I guess, but, like, no.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Oral sex. Yeah, but I wouldn't count it. I don't
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: know about anyone else, but I wouldn't. Hell yeah. All right.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Good-looking homegirl. All right, bye. You would consider that a body? Yuck. Huh? What?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: You would have considered that a body?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: So you would think a girl has low bodies, but
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: she sucks off shitload of people?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I have a dick. Are you still going to hear
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: me say it? But she's not letting you know. Oh
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: my God, bro. I'd be devastated, bro. I think I'd
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: fucking kill myself, bro.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: So if you really like somebody and they're like, I
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: got two bodies, but I suck 20 dick before you.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Right after I get my dick sucked, I'm going to
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: beat the shit out of that bitch. Bitch, 20? You
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: had a lot of practice, huh? You think gay dudes
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: give great head just because they're gay and they got
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: a dick? You know what I'm saying? Can we cut
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: that whole shit question? This has been another episode of
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Cheez More. No, I don't want to end it like that.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: We love you guys. We're out of here. Fuck, no.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Hold on, wait. Press the link in the description. Oh,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: my God. Oh, wait, dude. Are we going to announce it? Thursday, Thursday.
• 1:28:35
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