BREAKING NEWS: A car with eight cameras just claimed the word "privacy." | The Pirate Street Journal

The Pirate Street Journal · Sep 11, 2026 · 31m

HERE'S WHAT WE COVERED IN THIS EPISODE:

1. The car with eight cameras just claimed privacy.

Tesla published its privacy principles inside a 216 page report. Three promises: give you choices about your data, stay transparent, protect everything. The product making those promises has eight exterior cameras, a cabin camera, microphones, GPS, and a cell connection phoning home on every car built since 2012. Eddie runs it through the magic triangle, the idea that a category gets designed across product, company, and category at once. Everyone waited on the product news. The news was the profit…