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Little Brother (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, the black man can't jump on, Patreon.
• 0:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon, sit it.
• 0:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't normally do lines for this, but there were a couple of that that set up to me.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to think of which one, when he goes, I found a heavenly white.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not unlike yourself.
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there was another one later that was funnier, but I can't remember it now.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm heavenly white.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I found a heavenly white.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not unlike, it was just an unnecessary mention of racing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like the movie hadn't been talking about that at all, and then for no reason at all he Furture as I have only white.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's also um, I found something Oof, on the balls of the shaft.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do either of you have a little brother?
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm only job again then.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a little sister, um, I don't have any, like, I have any, like, uh, like, through a program mentor.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I ever did anything like that.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if I did, that would be the only remember, I would only remember them if they popped back up in my life in the same way that he was like, what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Who is that?
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where are you?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the best how it would be.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If that, that's how I would remember in that same way.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I get it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I get it.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get it for a second.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I literally thought it was like, I did you know, right.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the conversation.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I did various, you know, programs where I, you know, would be helping people and doing outreach and stuff, but I don't think it was ever like I was ever directly at Mintwood or somebody unless randomly, they popped up one day and I'd be like, oh snap, that's, now I know what is.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did a couple of those programs, but I don't remember anybody because it was more like class rooms.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like you were going in volunteer to like the after school kids versus like, right.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like what you didn't have a direct, you don't have a year.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that's why I remember two.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, man, I never did that.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't buy no kids.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm just kidding.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck them kids!
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Michael Jordan, me and my kids.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Of course, those of you listening already know, we are a film review podcast that reviews the films of leading black actors, talk about them in the context of race and diversity in Hollywood, and three of us who host this, the voice you're listening to, now, that that was like what?
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sounds like, sounds like what?
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caffisher?
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a man.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-oh, a man who would be, who would never forget the person he was mentoring.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's because you ain't helped me into a nobody.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You said I wouldn't forget it.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's easy to never forget somebody you never met like you don't get in the bottom You just tell this Oh my god, that's too funny.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dad out to Jorge Miami Who is a who I am actually oh?
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you my inventory Miami okay?
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: his name is Jorge Miami.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, his name is Nick Miami says, it's kind of his nickname, but his name is his name.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is my name is his name, it's not a nickname.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, it's his given name, but my name is his name is his name.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, um, this voice is out of drama, I'm elegant.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this voice is James III.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we are reviewing Little Brother starring Eric Andre and John Sina.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a new Netflix comedy because comedies can only be streaming.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't really have a lot of fanfare.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The premise of this film is that
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  [SPEAKER_02]: this is the premise of the film according to Wikipedia.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The orderly orderly life of a realiter is disrupted by an eccentric man who participated in the same big brother little brother program.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And that is pretty much it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Of course, it doesn't have a box office because it came on a Netflix.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Rotten Tomatoes 50% ton rot tomatoes 45% popcorn meter.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Dang, it's low-warch.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I'm surprised.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I actually honestly am surprised.
• 4:48
  [UNKNOWN]: Whoa.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Dang.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's not much else to talk about.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's so little information about the production of this film on a Wikipedia.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes movies just are made and they come out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's written by two white guys.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Jared Paul and Andrew Mogul.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They are most their writing duo.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They're most notable work before this is yes man.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The Jim Carey film.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, guys remember yes man.
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do remember yes man.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: What was that?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 2000.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 2000.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: One of them was in one of them was in liar liar.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there you go.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And 40 days and 40 nights and he's an actor.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's an actor before he started.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The director is a lot of TV.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, a lot of TV.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Director is Matt Spicer, also a white man.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He directed, Ingrid goes west.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The already plasma film.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I like him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I like that movie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It was pretty entertaining.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: And some other episodes of television.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you know, usually, I don't know, right?
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't know what else to do before we kind of roll into a initial thoughts.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's just to do, I feel like we should get into it.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you know what it is.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.