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Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Stoom and.
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Speaker 2: This might be one of the stupidest stories we've come
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Speaker 2: across in quite some time. And that's saying a lot
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Speaker 2: for us.
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Speaker 3: I was about to say, those are very very strong words.
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Speaker 2: Court documents revealed that a Anderson woman's Uber ride to
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Speaker 2: the pharmacy started off strange when her driver asked her
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Speaker 2: to drive instead of him going along with it. The
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Speaker 2: situation worsened when he reportedly began to fondle her from
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Speaker 2: the back seat. Okay and now, a thirty year old
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Speaker 2: Indianapolis man is charged with one count of sexual battery
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Speaker 2: along with the misdemeanor count of battery. According to documents,
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Speaker 2: the woman ordered an Uber because she needed to head
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Speaker 2: to CBS and pick up her medication. The woman said
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Speaker 2: her Uber ride started bizarrely straight off the bat when
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Speaker 2: the man, who was reportedly deaf and has an intellectual disability,
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Speaker 2: handed the woman his phone with a message on it
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Speaker 2: asking her to drive. The woman told police she knew
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Speaker 2: it was odd and not allowed by Uber, but she
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Speaker 2: decided I did to go along with it because she
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Speaker 2: really needed to get to the pharmacy and didn't want
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Speaker 2: to wait around for another Uber driver as there are
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Speaker 2: few of them. In Anderson, Indiana Now. While driving to CVS,
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Speaker 2: the man reportedly kept trying to show her messages on
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Speaker 2: her phone. Some of the messages were inappropriate, so just
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Speaker 2: telling her the size of his penis and seemingly asking
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Speaker 2: for a hand job. M I like to point out,
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Speaker 2: this is the first time of the history of my
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Speaker 2: news director career that I've ever seen the word hand
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Speaker 2: job in an actual news article. Yeah, the woman said.
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Speaker 2: At one point, he reached his hand under her shirt
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Speaker 2: and grabbed her breast, causing her to slap his hand
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Speaker 2: away and nearly drive off the road. The woman said
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Speaker 2: she kept showing the man her wedding ring, telling him
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Speaker 2: she's married, but he only mouthed how much. According to
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Speaker 2: court records, the woman how much? How much?
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Speaker 4: How much?
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Speaker 2: I don't know if he's asking her like how much
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Speaker 2: to do this, or like how much? Are you married?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: According to court wrecks, the woman decided to pretend she
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Speaker 2: found his antics hilarious in order to trick him into
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Speaker 2: letting her take a photograph of him, along with taking
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Speaker 2: photographs of some of the messages he was showing her,
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Speaker 2: including one that said how.
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Speaker 3: To hand job In the end of ahead of their time.
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Speaker 2: After after picking up her prescription, the man reportedly reached forward,
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Speaker 2: daring the drive back to her home, and then groped
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Speaker 2: her between the legs over the top of her pants.
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Speaker 2: So okay, I'm.
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Speaker 3: She tricked him into into getting all the evidence and
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Speaker 3: then it was like, hey, can you drop me back off?
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Speaker 2: After suffering the assault to CVS, she decided to let
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Speaker 2: the assault her drive her back home.
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Speaker 4: Huh uh.
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Speaker 5: Shooter of herself back home?
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Speaker 1: My bad?
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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, this is okay, Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's getting weird, isn't it. Police Police later spoke to
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Speaker 2: the man, who denied ever touching the woman and said
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Speaker 2: he was respectful. He did admit to writing the the
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Speaker 2: inappropriate messages, but claimed he was just joking around. The
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Speaker 2: man's guardian, I'm going to say that again for the
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Speaker 2: people in the back. The man's guardian told police he
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Speaker 2: suffers from an intellectual disability, cerebral palsy and frontal lobe
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Speaker 2: syndrome in addition to being deaf, and said the man
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Speaker 2: doesn't always know right from wrong and thinks some things
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Speaker 2: are funny that are not funny to normal people. That's
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Speaker 2: her saying that, and he's an uber driver. Yeah, now
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Speaker 2: in he Uber. Uber stated that the man has been
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Speaker 2: removed from their platform, calling his allegations deeply disturbing. We
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Speaker 2: take all reports of sexual misconduct very seriously, and the
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Speaker 2: driver's access to the Uber platform as soon as it
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Speaker 2: was reported to us. Despite the man having several disabilities
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Speaker 2: that could potentially hinder his ability to safely drive, investigators
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Speaker 2: did not mention the man having no driver's license or
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Speaker 2: being suspended from driving.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, is Indiana or in India?
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Speaker 2: Indiana?
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Speaker 3: Okay, because this sounds very India, okay. So. Frontal lobe
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Speaker 3: syndrome is a broad term used to describe the damage
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Speaker 3: of higher functioning processes of the brain, such as motivation, planning,
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Speaker 3: social behavior, and language and speech production.
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Speaker 2: I know lots of people like that. Ironically enough, they're
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Speaker 2: working radio speaking of Now. I know this is this
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Speaker 2: might be a troubling situation for many people, especially if
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Speaker 2: you've been an actual victim of assault. Yes, and we
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Speaker 2: respect that. Don't want to make light of that. This
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Speaker 2: particular situation we're going to make light of because it's
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Speaker 2: it's a ridiculous story, because how often do you you're like, well,
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Speaker 2: you know, yeah, my Uber driver attacked me, but there's
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Speaker 2: only so many of them, so I let him let
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Speaker 2: me drive us back to my house. To that end,
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Speaker 2: not only did Trey find the news article about the
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Speaker 2: wildest Uber ride in the history of Uber, but he
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Speaker 2: also found the nine one one call that the woman placed.
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Speaker 2: But keep in mind, way to change the voice to
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Speaker 2: protect the identity of the woman who is accusing the
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Speaker 2: Uber driver of fondling her.
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Speaker 6: Anderson, what's your emergency? Oh my goodness, ma'am, are you okay?
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Speaker 6: Are you safe right now? Sure? So he was reaching
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Speaker 6: around while he was driving. That's so dangerous. He must
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Speaker 6: have been terrified. Okay, tell me what happened well, Thorn
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Speaker 6: and Uber. When I walked up to the door, he
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Speaker 6: had me a note asking your by one driver. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 6: Did you say your driver asked you to drive?
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Speaker 4: Ye?
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Speaker 6: And that didn't concern you? You know, it's ride share,
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Speaker 6: not drive share. Mm hmm okay, so you're driving the
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Speaker 6: luber to CBS. What happened next? He was typing me
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Speaker 6: messages on his phone asking for things and and showing
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Speaker 6: me things. Well, what kinds of things?
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Speaker 4: Asked?
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Speaker 6: Like a turn to punch bowl? No, he was showing
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Speaker 6: me his we we asking me to play with it,
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Speaker 6: and he was trying to feel my boobs. Ma'am. Did
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Speaker 6: you say his wi weed? Yes, it was rather small.
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Speaker 6: Oh okay, So what happened then?
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Speaker 4: Well?
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Speaker 6: I took some pictures with him when we got to CBS.
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Speaker 6: Then I went inside. Okay, so you're at CBS. Okay,
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Speaker 6: tell me which one and I'll have units there immediately. No,
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Speaker 6: I'm not at TVA. So you had to run from
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Speaker 6: this monster? Oh my goodness. Okay, tell me some landmarks
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Speaker 6: and we'll find you. No, I'm a home. How did
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Speaker 6: you get home? I drove his car. Wait, you got
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Speaker 6: back in the car with him? If he got more
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Speaker 6: aggressive on the way home. He even tried to put
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Speaker 6: his fingers in me. Dirty blazes, you know what. I
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Speaker 6: hope he's fish. Did you right in your hands? Seriously?
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Speaker 6: Are you a parent? Shot?
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Speaker 7: Okay?
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Speaker 2: that the porn hubbits pulled out of Texas, picked up knitting, exercising,
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Speaker 2: maybe found another porn site to.
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Speaker 2: but in their story they actually mentioned how pornhub is
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Speaker 2: the second most popular porn website in the world. So
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Speaker 2: naturally I had to google what's the number one? I
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Speaker 2: really I thought, I assumed it was Pornhub. They're the
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Speaker 3: One of the.
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Speaker 2: Interesting things to come out of this is now some
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Speaker 2: people that may not have been as tech savvy before
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Speaker 2: this was enacted are becoming so.
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Speaker 5: In general, the most ingenious group you'll ever find. Give
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Speaker 5: me a pot smoker and just give him some weed
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Speaker 5: and tell him give him he's got to figure out
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Speaker 5: a way to smoke it. They'll figure out a way.
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Speaker 5: toilet paper roll whatever. The group that I don't know,
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Speaker 5: we've ever it's really ever been tested, but it may
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Speaker 5: now the most ingenious group may end up being guys
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Speaker 5: who want to spank it watch porn. Yeah, oh yeah,
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Speaker 5: all of a sudden, Bubba you know knows about you know,
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Speaker 5: VPNs and how to get around stuff.
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Speaker 2: Is speaking of which VPN searches in the state of
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Speaker 2: Texas have jumped by more than one seven and fifty
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Speaker 2: percent since porn Hub left the state of Texas.
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Speaker 3: In India, they've banned if they're trying to ban all
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Speaker 3: porn on the Internet. So there's actual office that was created. Uh,
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Speaker 3: and I just I can't imagine whose job it is
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Speaker 3: is to search every porn site and then delete, like
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Speaker 3: make it where you can't log into it from a computer.
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Speaker 3: In India, so there's a there's a there's a whole
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Speaker 3: office dedicated to banning all of the porn in the world.
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Speaker 2: Imagine walking around India with that on your idea as
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Speaker 2: a government employee.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, can you imagine that. I mean that guy, that's
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Speaker 3: his job, so he has to literally watch all day long.
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Speaker 2: Like in the States, I guess the equivalent would be
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Speaker 2: the FPI Federal Porn and Investigat. I mean, I don't know,
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Speaker 2: it just seems ridiculous.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just I mean, at some point it just
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Speaker 3: becomes too much porn. That guy's that guy's job is
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Speaker 3: like god, every day.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's just it. Like there was, like in addition
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Speaker 2: to these the top VPNs I'll give you here in
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Speaker 2: a second. I mean, there's there are porn sites. I've
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Speaker 2: read a couple of news stories where people have said,
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to this site. Now I'm like, I
13:43
Speaker 2: don't even heard of that site.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Uh, It's just it's fascinating how different corners of the
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Speaker 2: Internet are illuminated when when one goes dark.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I think about the guy in India whose
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Speaker 3: job it is like when you first at that job,
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Speaker 3: we're like, Okay, here's what you have to watch porn
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Speaker 3: all day long and then you have to tell us
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Speaker 3: the site and then ban it. And we're like, when
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Speaker 3: you get that job, it's like getting a job at
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Speaker 3: a pizza place. You're like, oh, pizza every day, this
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Speaker 3: is gonna be awesome. Like day four, you're like, f pizza,
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Speaker 3: this is awful, Like I can't anymore. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But at the same time, I bet his middle finger
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Speaker 2: to write click save is pretty worn out as well.
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Speaker 2: He's just tired, like he's in those four days. He's
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Speaker 2: got enough stuff saved up the last of my lifetime
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Speaker 2: common to go on the black market and sell it out.
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Speaker 5: I was about to write him a Dear John letter.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, VP in searches in the state of Texas jumped
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Speaker 2: by one thousand and seven hundred and fifty percent. I
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Speaker 2: think that was within a day or two of born
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Speaker 2: hub pulling out of Texas because of the legislation the state,
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Speaker 2: which has New Age verification laws, meaning anyone who has
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Speaker 2: a Texas IP is blocked from accessing the adult website
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Speaker 2: Hornhubs said, and it's a notice. We've made the difficult
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Speaker 2: decision to completely disable access to our site in Texas
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Speaker 2: and doing so, we're complying with the law as we
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Speaker 2: always do, but hope that governments around the world will
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Speaker 2: implement laws that actually protect the safety and security of
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Speaker 2: our users. Now because of this, searches for the best
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Speaker 2: VPNs have skyrocketed. According to a slash Gear report sent
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Speaker 2: to Mashable, searches for Texas VPN jump by one seven
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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty percent.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sure like adult video stores, which I
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Speaker 3: can't believe are still around, and you'll, you know, I
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Speaker 3: do this drive like to Houston or to Austin, and
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Speaker 3: you'll always see them on the side of the road.
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Speaker 3: I'm like, who goes in there? And now I'm sure
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Speaker 3: they were like when that law passed, Like I'm sure
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Speaker 3: somebody went to work that day and was like, why
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Speaker 3: are there all these people here?
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Speaker 4: This is amazing?
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Speaker 2: And like I could go to the adult theater and
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Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, look at all these people.
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Speaker 2: So many of them I recognize as my legislators and pastor.
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Speaker 5: There's never been a wait for the gloryhole.
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Speaker 3: I'll serving number thirty two, serving number thirty two.
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Speaker 2: You're just standing there with forty five.
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Speaker 2: know you actually do not only is RESI for restaurants,
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Speaker 2: but also for the you know, the gloryholes. Yeah, an
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Speaker 3: How long does it does he put the schedule to
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Speaker 3: last like four minutes? Yeah, and we need gas.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a big dumb world and we're here to
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Speaker 2: make fun.
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Speaker 3: I just that's I mean, okay, like this this is
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Speaker 3: a very America problem. No, it is like four minutes,
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Speaker 3: we need gas.
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Speaker 2: Not only that, but.
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Speaker 5: any any day day.
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Speaker 2: I'm honest to god, if it's only that's a good day.
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Speaker 5: So a clip starts, people are like, oh my gosh,
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Speaker 5: let's get out of our car. Let's look straight up
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Speaker 5: at it. Oh we're blind. Now, let's get back and drive.
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Speaker 3: I don't think gas is your issue. I think insurance
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Speaker 3: is your issue.
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Speaker 2: I think living is your issue.
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Speaker 3: For first responders, Are we needed not shell? Okay? Maybe clip?
18:35
Speaker 5: Maybe eclipses are Darwinian tools.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 3: We're thinning out the bird on the eighth I'm good
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Speaker 3: with that. Okay with that?
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Speaker 2: And not only do we need to be told not
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Speaker 2: to look at the eclipse and everything and to get
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Speaker 2: gas ahead of time because some of us are going
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Speaker 2: to treat it like a emergency types apocalypse type scenario.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, but we need it explained to us
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Speaker 2: like we're children, because most of us don't understand the
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Speaker 2: science behind the eclipse. So this is where I'd like
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Speaker 2: to introduce you to WFAA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz. And she
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Speaker 2: I don't know if this was her idea or if
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Speaker 2: she was tasked with being the low meteorologist on the
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Speaker 2: Channel eight totem pole to explain to eclipse, explain to
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Speaker 2: all of us.
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Speaker 5: Can I ask you a question, Daniel, Have either one
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Speaker 5: of y'all heard her before?
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Speaker 2: This is my first.
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Speaker 3: Time, No, raj I don't watch local news.
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Speaker 5: She has the most cringey way of the way she
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Speaker 5: talks about stuff, so I imagine, I I this is
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Speaker 5: going to be very cringey.
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Speaker 2: Just so, here is WA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz explaining to
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Speaker 2: all of us the.
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Speaker 12: Eclipse is coming to North Texas, and I'm going to
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Speaker 12: break it down for you. This is what an eclipse is,
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Speaker 12: at least a solar eclipse. Simply put, it's whenever the
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Speaker 12: moon positions itself between the Earth and the Sun. And
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Speaker 12: when this happens, it's going to cast a big shadow
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Speaker 12: across the continental United States. Everyone in the States will
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Speaker 12: see at least a partial eclipse.
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Speaker 2: So is this what you're talking about, Trey?
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Speaker 5: Huh, Yeah, it's really it's really this isn't even as
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Speaker 5: grating as I've seen her. But yes, it's almost patronizing, and.
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Speaker 2: It is patronizing, but it needs to be that's the thing.
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Speaker 2: She's she's doing this because most people don't understand this
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Speaker 2: stuff and they need to be spoken to like they're
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Speaker 2: seven years old. So this is actually, I think a
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Speaker 2: good thing so everyone can understand what's going to happen.
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Speaker 5: Of course, the married man says.
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Speaker 2: That I dare you sir?
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Speaker 3: We can just exit out of the show. Now, I
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Speaker 3: know that was great.
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Speaker 2: The masses are generally stupid, so therefore we need to
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Speaker 2: be talked to like we're, you know, children, in order
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Speaker 2: to understand things. This should have Yeah, now that I'm
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Speaker 2: saying it, Trey, it does sound early familiar to me
21:38
Speaker 2: explaining things to my wife and why I don't remember things,
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Speaker 2: explain it to me.
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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, this should also have a header that just
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Speaker 3: says not for Asians. We understand how it's worth.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, But this path here that I've drawn out, that's totality,
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Speaker 12: meaning the Sun will be completely blocked by the moon.
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Speaker 12: I'm going to zoom in here to North Texas. Here's
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Speaker 12: where the total eclipse path will be, meaning areas in
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Speaker 12: Fort Worth, Dallas, anywhere over towards Kaufman County will be
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Speaker 12: in the total eclipse. That white line that you see there,
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Speaker 12: that's the center of the shadow.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not just the penile vein.
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Speaker 12: If you are outside of this yellow line, that means
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Speaker 12: you'll witness a partial eclipse. And I've broken it down
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Speaker 12: even more. The total solar eclipse time and totality, so
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Speaker 12: time that the Sun will be completely covered at this point.
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Speaker 2: Tray, I hear it. I'm just waiting for her to say,
22:33
Speaker 2: can all you kids say it with me? Totality and
22:37
Speaker 2: then all together we all repeat totality. Yeah, and that's good.
22:42
Speaker 2: And then she goes back to.
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Speaker 12: Explaining the closer you are to the central line, the
22:45
Speaker 12: closer you'll be to four and a half minutes of darkness.
22:50
Speaker 12: I've broken it down even more. We'll notice totality between
22:54
Speaker 12: forty in the afternoon to one forty four in the afternoon.
22:58
Speaker 12: So four minutes about give take a minute.
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Speaker 3: You can't give her to take a minute when you're
23:03
Speaker 3: dealing in minutes.
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Speaker 5: Yes, other people were just between three and five minutes.
23:11
Speaker 3: It's four minutes give or take two minutes. No, that
23:14
Speaker 3: doesn't work.
23:15
Speaker 5: Clearly you're not one hundred percent on that totality thing.
23:22
Speaker 2: Also, I think Pete Delkis feels pretty confident that she's
23:26
Speaker 2: not going to be taking away his chief meteorologist status anytimes.
23:31
Speaker 3: This is so bad. This is when you know you're
23:34
Speaker 3: trying to fill content like this.
23:36
Speaker 2: No, I think this is good. This is what is
23:38
Speaker 2: my point. People need to be explained to, sometimes in
23:42
Speaker 2: the simplest forms possible.
23:44
Speaker 3: And then it got simpler, and then it got simpler again.
23:48
Speaker 3: I'm like, who is this for it? Like, no, she
23:51
Speaker 3: was like when she said give or take a minute,
23:53
Speaker 3: I just looked AT's face. I was like, yeah, we're
23:55
Speaker 3: about to say the same thing four minutes to give
23:59
Speaker 3: or take minute. No, that's not how that works. That's
24:02
Speaker 3: not how time works.
24:04
Speaker 5: I think she's been here like two years now, Like
24:06
Speaker 5: I obviously she tests well and like she people like this.
24:10
Speaker 5: I just know.
24:14
Speaker 3: Who's watching weekend Weather is that? Isn't she?
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Speaker 2: The persons on She's on the mornings on the morning
24:22
Speaker 2: ship does Midday, she does the good morning Texas.
24:25
Speaker 3: Oh my Florida. That is You're so right, trade that
24:28
Speaker 3: is so hard. It's like listening to a kindergarten teacher.
24:31
Speaker 5: She's taken on a little bit of like a LaToya Jackson.
24:33
Speaker 4: Look.
24:35
Speaker 3: Oh, I was wondering who it was good call? Okay,
24:38
Speaker 3: I was like, who does she remind me of? Interesting?
24:40
Speaker 3: LaToya is good? All right? It could be LaToya could
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Speaker 3: be mine. He's doing he's doing weather now.
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Speaker 5: Hey Dan, Dan wearing your show prep notes? Did you
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25:05
Speaker 2: Oh, rampant misogyny? No, I don't write that down.
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27:31
Speaker 2: This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. A
27:34
Speaker 2: man from Taiwan rushed to the doctor after finding a
27:37
Speaker 2: stomach turning thirty years smegma build up in his penis.
27:41
Speaker 2: The patient was taking a shower when he felt pain
27:44
Speaker 2: in his genitals and bits of hardened dirt began to
27:47
Speaker 2: fall into the drain, mistaking them for kidney stones. He
27:54
Speaker 2: hurried to the urologist, and this was on March. This
27:57
Speaker 2: is on March fourteenth. The urologist peeled back the man's foreskin.
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Speaker 2: But that was fun, and beheld the revolting accumulation of
28:07
Speaker 2: sickly yellow brown smegma. As the doctor cleaned up the
28:12
Speaker 2: calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul
28:16
Speaker 2: odor began to fill the entire clinic, and the doctor
28:23
Speaker 2: made it a point to mention that no one seems
28:26
Speaker 2: to have told him the patient that the foreskin can
28:29
Speaker 2: be retracted, you know, to expose the entire glands to
28:33
Speaker 2: be cleaned. He even added, the doctor said he actually
28:36
Speaker 2: sees patients with excessive smegma build up around every two years.
28:41
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean, how.
28:48
Speaker 5: Like this guy must have had like a two foot crank,
28:52
Speaker 5: because it sounds like it sounds like the doctor peeled
28:55
Speaker 5: back the force in in quatto came out.
29:04
Speaker 2: He found he found the mars resistance inside this man's
29:06
Speaker 2: first him, I think at that point, even I would
29:12
Speaker 2: be screaming get to the job and that these people
29:16
Speaker 2: need air.
29:21
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, that is yeah, that's gross. I don't even know,
29:28
Speaker 3: but yeah, that was my again, Trey and I today
29:31
Speaker 3: whatever on the same point when I was like, how
29:33
Speaker 3: big was this junk? If he's like, yeah, I can't
29:35
Speaker 3: pull that back, he didn't have to.
29:38
Speaker 5: Maybe Quada was in there and he just reached his
29:40
Speaker 5: hand out, and it's like.
29:43
Speaker 2: That actually makes sense because if it's that big, it's
29:45
Speaker 2: gonna be a two man job.
29:51
Speaker 3: That's the only job happening down there for him.
29:53
Speaker 2: So well, that's that's the other thing. That's the other
29:56
Speaker 2: thing that this doctor says that is stunning to me
29:59
Speaker 2: is the doctor said the patient's private parts had not
30:03
Speaker 2: been active for thirty years. If we hadn't found it,
30:07
Speaker 2: his partner might have discovered this treasure first. Oh and
30:13
Speaker 2: here he mentions not necessarily the length of the man's manhood,
30:19
Speaker 2: but specifically the foreskin. The doctor says the patient was
30:23
Speaker 2: reported to have a rather long foreskin, but no ability
30:28
Speaker 2: to pull back the foreskin. So maybe he just has
30:31
Speaker 2: a normal size, you know, wiener, but the successive foreskin
30:36
Speaker 2: that he just can't get it in fact, maybe the
30:38
Speaker 2: foreskin is longer than his actual you know member, so
30:42
Speaker 2: he can't pull it back all the way.
30:44
Speaker 5: So he's like a kid in an extra large hoodie.
30:50
Speaker 3: And I know what it's saying. You know, one man's
30:53
Speaker 3: junk is another man's treasure.
30:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, how would you like to be the cartographer. The
31:07
Speaker 2: doctor also said, we think this build up was there
31:10
Speaker 2: for thirty years. The whole thing broke apart like stone,
31:13
Speaker 2: giving off a powerful odor.
31:15
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
31:16
Speaker 1: Uh.
31:17
Speaker 2: The doctor also urged men to clean their penis and
31:20
Speaker 2: foreskin daily with water and a little soap while showering.
31:23
Speaker 1: Uh.
31:24
Speaker 2: He even said there's currently sufficient health information in school
31:27
Speaker 2: education and on the internet, and the accessibility of medical
31:30
Speaker 2: resources in Taiwan is also very high. If you have
31:33
Speaker 2: a problem that you don't understand, it's recommended to seek
31:35
Speaker 2: medical advice from a specialist. And that's what this guy did.
31:38
Speaker 2: It's just amazing to me how for thirty years you
31:42
Speaker 2: didn't disc.
31:45
Speaker 3: So he was bathing.
31:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I guess he was bathing things, not including
31:50
Speaker 2: his actual junk. Wow, because if you're doing it, then
31:54
Speaker 2: you don't get the smegma.
31:57
Speaker 3: Calcified calcified smegma.
32:00
Speaker 2: That I think is one of the most disgusting parts
32:03
Speaker 2: of the story. As if it could get worse. It's like,
32:05
Speaker 2: it's not fresh, Smegma, It's it's calcified. And that's how
32:10
Speaker 2: we heard it because it fell out of it fell
32:12
Speaker 2: out of his horse kin and hit the tile on
32:17
Speaker 2: the shower floor. Imagine that wonderful sound.
32:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine had it not broken.
32:22
Speaker 2: So you don't have to imagine. I think I can
32:24
Speaker 2: probably recreated right here.
32:26
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I see.
32:30
Speaker 2: Now, if you're not watching this episode of the Treehouse
32:34
Speaker 2: on Patreon and you're just simply listening to it, you
32:38
Speaker 2: don't know that this is my pin hitting my coffee cup.
32:43
Speaker 2: To you, that's Smegma hitting the show hitting the tile.
32:49
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and he thought it was so bad he
32:52
Speaker 3: thought it was kidney stones. Yeah.
32:54
Speaker 2: See, that's how I know he's never had kidney stones.
33:01
Speaker 3: Knock on what. I've not either, but I've heard the
33:06
Speaker 3: horror stories that so that his calcified Smegma was as
33:10
Speaker 3: painful as kidney stones? Is that what he was trying
33:13
Speaker 3: to say?
33:13
Speaker 2: Well, not as kidney stones, but he apparently it was
33:16
Speaker 2: apparently it was agonizing pain for him. I mean that
33:20
Speaker 2: that's not a brand new pain. I mean that's look.
33:23
Speaker 2: I mean by the time the first smegma stone happens, Yeah,
33:28
Speaker 2: it wasn't It wasn't they the first megma stone didn't
33:33
Speaker 2: form right then and there in the shower and then
33:35
Speaker 2: fall out. Calcification of things takes a long time. So
33:40
Speaker 2: it's not like this was day one of his hurting peepee.
33:45
Speaker 3: But so nobody's like he's never like nobody's handled his junk.
33:49
Speaker 2: That's That's one of the mysteries of this story. It's
33:51
Speaker 2: like one he he never discovered it in thirty years
33:55
Speaker 2: and he's married, so his partner never discovered it.
33:58
Speaker 3: What have they been doing?
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Speaker 2: Ye?
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Speaker 5: Is he a lady boy?
34:02
Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: That's Thailand. Other times where this was no Taiwan. Oh no,
34:16
Speaker 3: I've lost interest in this.
34:17
Speaker 2: Story, like I crossed up my stereotypes. Wake me up
34:23
Speaker 2: when it's wake me up when it's Thailand. Trust me, Trey,
34:28
Speaker 2: a lady boy in Thailand will have discovered this. Well
34:31
Speaker 2: thirty years.
34:34
Speaker 5: He'll make a lot of money.
34:35
Speaker 2: M Yeah, in some countries this this would go on tour.
34:46
Speaker 5: The Donkey Show.
34:52
Speaker 2: I think that's what it's called.
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Speaker 2: Let's go back one brief moment where we were discussing
36:59
Speaker 2: the clip that is going to happen on Monday, and
37:03
Speaker 2: we were talking about WFAA meteorologist Muriel Rui's talking to
37:07
Speaker 2: everyone like we're children, explaining how eclipses work, and then
37:12
Speaker 2: this happened. She's doing this because most people don't understand
37:16
Speaker 2: this stuff and they need to be spoken to like
37:19
Speaker 2: they're seven years old. So this is actually, I think,
37:22
Speaker 2: a good thing so everyone can understand what's going to happen.
37:25
Speaker 5: Of course, the married man says that.
37:33
Speaker 2: And that's when I died. I know it seems odd
37:38
Speaker 2: to have to report your own murder, but that's what happened.
37:43
Speaker 2: I felt it. And then as I'm editing the show
37:46
Speaker 2: and post production, I got to witness my own murder,
37:52
Speaker 2: and that's when I realized that it must be reported.
37:56
Speaker 2: So not only was there a murder inside the tree
38:00
Speaker 2: house on our previous episode, but there's also a nine
38:05
Speaker 2: to one one call reporting it.
38:08
Speaker 7: How's ninety one one? What's your emergency?
38:11
Speaker 4: Hi, I'd like to report a murder.
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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, that's terrible.
38:14
Speaker 4: I know.
38:15
Speaker 7: Why would you say you like to report a murder?
38:17
Speaker 7: Are you some sort of sick Oh? Wait, what I'd
38:20
Speaker 7: like to report a murder? Who says that? Is that
38:22
Speaker 7: what you mean? Or do you need to report a murder?
38:25
Speaker 4: Okay? I guess I need to report a murder.
38:28
Speaker 7: Okay, good, that's more like it now that I know
38:30
Speaker 7: what you mean. Where are you right now in my treehouse?
38:33
Speaker 7: Is the victim there too?
38:34
Speaker 3: Oh?
38:35
Speaker 4: Yeah?
38:36
Speaker 7: Okay? Is the victim male or female?
38:38
Speaker 4: Please don't ask me political questions?
38:39
Speaker 7: Oh right, sorry, we're all still adjusting in here. Is
38:42
Speaker 7: it one victim or multiple?
38:44
Speaker 5: Just one?
38:44
Speaker 7: And you're sure it's dead? Did you check for a pulse.
38:47
Speaker 4: Oh, he's dead.
38:48
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm sending emergency services to your location. Did you
38:51
Speaker 7: see the murder?
38:52
Speaker 4: I did.
38:53
Speaker 7: It was brutal. Can you tell me what happened?
38:55
Speaker 4: Well, my friends and I were having your conversation about
38:57
Speaker 4: your clips, and my friend Trey said something real mean
39:00
Speaker 4: to me about being married, and it was so mean
39:03
Speaker 4: it killed me.
39:05
Speaker 7: Wait it killed you?
39:06
Speaker 4: Yes? I saw my soul leave my body.
39:08
Speaker 7: Sir. That's not possible. You're not dead. You're on the
39:11
Speaker 7: phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack.
39:13
Speaker 7: Did he shoot Uh?
39:17
Speaker 2: I always forget to mention this. When we receive these
39:22
Speaker 2: nine to one one calls from dispatch, we'll call it uh.
39:25
Speaker 2: They always make sure to disguise the voice of the
39:31
Speaker 2: person calling nine one one to protect their anonymity.
39:37
Speaker 7: Wait, it killed you?
39:38
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw my soul leave my body.
39:41
Speaker 7: Sir. That's not possible. You're not dead. You're on the
39:43
Speaker 7: phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack.
39:46
Speaker 7: Did he shoot you no? Did he stab you no?
39:49
Speaker 7: Did he strangle you?
39:50
Speaker 4: Oh?
39:51
Speaker 7: Did he rip your still beating hard from your chest
39:53
Speaker 7: with his bare hands? Like I'm gonna do if you
39:55
Speaker 7: don't start making some goddamn sense. Emotionally yes, okay, so
39:59
Speaker 7: your emotion only dead, but physically alive. People, you can't
40:04
Speaker 7: call nine one one because your friend hurt your feelings.
40:08
Speaker 7: This line is for real emergencies. If you want emotional support,
40:11
Speaker 7: get at Chihuahua. I've got one. Well, I feel bad
40:14
Speaker 7: for that bitch. I've got to go.
40:16
Speaker 4: You have to help me. The murder is still here.
40:19
Speaker 7: The man that emotionally killed you within the treehouse with you.
40:23
Speaker 7: Put him on the phone. Please, Hi, I'd like to
40:27
Speaker 7: report a murder. Please mm hmm.
40:37
Speaker 2: It's very serious. I don't know you're all laughing.
40:39
Speaker 3: I'm sorry because I deal with the tragedy in humor.
40:44
Speaker 2: That's Do we all that.
40:49
Speaker 3: That was a tough called make.
40:51
Speaker 2: I'm sure, but it's important that it gets made. These
40:58
Speaker 2: are not victim less cry.
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41:32
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41:42
Speaker 5: Gentlemen, how was your I've caught now I say this.
41:47
Speaker 5: If I had traveled or done anything out of the ordinary,
41:50
Speaker 5: I don't know that I would have the same thing.
41:52
Speaker 5: But just on the event itself, I walked outside had daisy,
41:56
Speaker 5: the neighbors had the dogs. It was kind of like
41:58
Speaker 5: a little communal event. It was really cool. It was
42:02
Speaker 5: like the one thing I remember from the eclipse in
42:04
Speaker 5: seventy nine that I is how I think when the
42:09
Speaker 5: sun goes, you know, the temperature changed in the middle
42:11
Speaker 5: of the day. It's just it's a very cool event.
42:15
Speaker 5: It was fun. I you know, I would not have
42:18
Speaker 5: traveled thousands of miles or you know the fact that
42:21
Speaker 5: I mean a Best Western in Grand Prairie was going
42:24
Speaker 5: for four hundred bucks and there were no rental cars
42:26
Speaker 5: in the city. You know, I don't if I had
42:29
Speaker 5: spent some money like that, I think I might feel
42:31
Speaker 5: short changed or but but I don't know. People really
42:34
Speaker 5: enjoyed it. I mean I was shocked at the bar.
42:36
Speaker 5: We had people Germany, England, South America. I mean, all
42:40
Speaker 5: over the world we're here for this event. And in
42:43
Speaker 5: general everyone enjoyed it.
42:47
Speaker 3: It was cool. Like I thought, like I heard people
42:50
Speaker 3: like oath and tears and I'm like, wait in why,
42:53
Speaker 3: like did you stare at it?
42:55
Speaker 5: Is that what happened?
42:57
Speaker 3: It was cool. I thought it was a fan plastic phenomenon.
43:01
Speaker 3: Like I was like, this is when I was watching
43:03
Speaker 3: it pretty rad. Not gonna lie, but yeah, I mean
43:06
Speaker 3: I didn't have the the the tears in my eyes
43:11
Speaker 3: as some as some folk did.
43:13
Speaker 2: Well, that's because you got surrounded by a whole lot
43:15
Speaker 2: as stupid, Like a lot of the conspiracy theories leading
43:18
Speaker 2: up to the eclipse, people claiming they were going to
43:21
Speaker 2: be massive power outages, there were going to be cell
43:24
Speaker 2: service interruptions, that you had elected officials saying it was
43:29
Speaker 2: God sending us messages to repent for our sins. Alex
43:35
Speaker 2: Jones even said the government was going to use it
43:37
Speaker 2: as an excuse to declare martial law or or or
43:41
Speaker 2: to practice for declaring martial law.
43:45
Speaker 4: Wow.
43:46
Speaker 2: Again, So the eclipse brought out all this nonsense.
43:49
Speaker 5: And you know what's funny is what I enjoyed about
43:51
Speaker 5: it more than anything else, is like for a weekend,
43:53
Speaker 5: for a day, you could turn on the news and
43:57
Speaker 5: it wasn't you know, politics and war and anything else.
44:00
Speaker 3: You know, it was it was it was nice. There's
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Speaker 3: no there's no you know, there's no updates on the
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Speaker 3: Middle East, so there were no what's China doing to Taiwan? No, no,
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Speaker 3: none of that was happening. It was just like Hey,
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Speaker 3: the sun's about to go away for a minute.
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Speaker 2: That's because you were watching the wrong channel.
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Speaker 4: Tray.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, but you should have been watching, was Alex Jones.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. How how do you how do
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Speaker 3: you find like, oh, Darius.
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Speaker 15: No, you were you were watching your wrong television show, Tray.
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Speaker 3: Oh no, first of all, Jones.
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Speaker 5: Here, I'm about to say you you got an old
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Speaker 5: picture of I saw a recent picture of Alex Jones,
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Speaker 5: and you are fifty pounds lighter.
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Speaker 15: Take all these info war supplements.
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Speaker 5: What I thought you were gonna I thought you were
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Speaker 5: gonna say it was a government conspiracy just to make
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Speaker 5: you look fat.
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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, let's go by the way.
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Speaker 15: I'm Alex Jones. And the eclipse wasn't real. It was
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Speaker 15: a false moon operation. The government just wants you to
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Speaker 15: think it's science. Science ain't real. It's hokeem meant to
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Speaker 15: scare you and control you.
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Speaker 2: They want it.
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Speaker 15: It's big balls full of gas and dust up there,
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Speaker 15: But that ain't true.
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Speaker 2: I'm the only big ball of gas and dust. Pay
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Speaker 2: my legal bills. What do you think space lasers have
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Speaker 2: been doing. They're juicing up the moon.
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Speaker 3: They're juicing up the moon and all.
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Speaker 15: Those people standing around you, staring up at the sky
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Speaker 15: like a bunch of TikTokers on the phones, all paid actors.
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Speaker 2: They're not real. They fold you.
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Speaker 15: Even the ones in your family, your wife, your kids,
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Speaker 15: not real, paid actors, just like mine.
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Speaker 3: I'm surprised you were left a video camera and a
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Speaker 3: mic to talk into.
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Speaker 2: The lawyers can't take it all. It clips my ass.
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Speaker 15: It's actually Obama in this weather machine blocking out the sun.
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Speaker 2: He wants the earth to be as dark as he is.
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Speaker 15: Okay, Alex, you remember Darper right, Defense Advanced Research Projects
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Speaker 15: Agency DARPA, Obama. They got the same number of letters
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Speaker 15: and they rhyme.
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Speaker 2: It's so obvious.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Well, and that didn't end when Obama left office.
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Speaker 15: He kept it in his bathroom and he hit it
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Speaker 15: until Biden snuck into power.
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Speaker 2: Neither all together.
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Speaker 15: Obama, Darper Biden five letters each, and they all rhyme,
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Speaker 15: I'm a genius by my supplements.
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Speaker 3: Isn't isn't Trump? Five letters as well?
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Speaker 16: Oh, you're listening to the tree.
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Speaker 2: House during this break. I need to go apologize to
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Speaker 2: my dog and my wife. I didn't give him the
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Speaker 2: heads up. Alex Jones was calling it.
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Speaker 11: You're listening to the tree House, visit us online at
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Speaker 2: Mattel is launching a new, less intimidating version of Scrabble
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Speaker 2: because I guess letters and blocks are too scary for
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Speaker 2: kids today. I really wish I was making this up. Scrabble,
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Speaker 2: one of the world's best loved word games, is getting
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Speaker 2: a new, collaborative and accessible version. The game's been around
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Speaker 2: for more than seventy five years, entertaining and infuriating players
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Speaker 2: and families. If I might add an equal measure with
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Speaker 2: the simple premise of competing to see who can make
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Speaker 2: the highest scoring words from a random selection of letters, Now,
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Speaker 2: an updated game named Scrabble Together adds a second side
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Speaker 2: to the board that is collaborative and faster paced to
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Speaker 2: make gameplay more accessible for anyone who finds word games intimidating.
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Speaker 2: That's according to a statement that Mattel published earlier this week.
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Speaker 2: Instead of competing, players collaborate to complete goal cards, and
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Speaker 2: there are helper cards if assistance is required To aim
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Speaker 2: is that the new game brings people together.
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Speaker 5: What did they call words with friends?
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Speaker 2: Words with idiots?
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Speaker 5: I mean that was dumb deaf scrabble.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Now they've made it a board like you don't
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Speaker 3: have to have any They've made a dumber. I just yeah,
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Speaker 3: I don't know what we're doing to get it's today.
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Speaker 3: I don't I don't understand. It's uh yeah, scrabble, that's
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Speaker 3: what we're doing. Making a collaborative okay is hard. What
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Speaker 3: are they going to do to Monopoly? I want to
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Speaker 3: see what they do now. It's like it's going to
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Speaker 3: be habitat for humanity. Everybody's going to help build houses
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Speaker 3: on their property.
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Speaker 5: Who can build the best co op?
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Speaker 3: No one goes to jail. It's always free parking.
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Speaker 2: And there's free healthcare for everybody. Actually, it's kind of nice.
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Speaker 3: They gentrified Baltic and Mediterranean.
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Speaker 2: Everyone actually reads on the reading railroad.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think we just get on the new game. Wow,
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Speaker 3: it's a it's sad. I've never uh, I've never really
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Speaker 3: played scrabble like like, it's not a We never had
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Speaker 3: that game. We had Monopoly grown up, but that was
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Speaker 3: just because Indians do hotels, but that's it was more
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Speaker 3: of an instructional board game than anything else. But we
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Speaker 3: did have Monopoly. We played that and that was man
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Speaker 3: that that would start fights. So I can't imagine what
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Speaker 3: spelling would do.
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Speaker 2: My family played a lot of scrabble. We also played
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Speaker 2: a lot of trivial pursuit, and I never found it intimidating.
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Speaker 2: It's like, if anything, it was good for me. It's
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Speaker 2: how I probably know that the word key is an
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Speaker 2: actual word. QI. The only time I've ever needed to
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Speaker 2: use it was in scrabble, And to this day, I
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Speaker 2: still don't know what the hell it means. But by god,
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Speaker 2: that's you know, if that's a triple letter score they
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Speaker 2: were talking about thirty one points.
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Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, we have to find out what game means.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, we just had the We had a monopoly
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Speaker 3: in operation. Like if you don't, it doesn't get more
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Speaker 3: Indian than that. And like you could tell, like when
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Speaker 3: we were playing at as kids, like the one that
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Speaker 3: just kept bumping it against the side. You're like, oh, dermatology,
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Speaker 3: that's what they're gonna be. That's what they're going to
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Speaker 3: specialize in. You could tell. But yeah, we didn't have
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Speaker 3: the We didn't have that.
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Speaker 4: We had.
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Speaker 3: We had hungry, hungry hippos. I don't think you can
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Speaker 3: have one today. Isn't that fast shaming? I don't know
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Speaker 3: what that game would do well.
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Speaker 2: Balanced tippos, I.
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Speaker 3: Don't know how that's nice.
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Speaker 5: Candyland just promoting diabetes.
51:37
Speaker 3: Also a fantastic name for a strip club.
51:43
Speaker 2: And Battleship was just a way for the Navy to, uh,
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Speaker 2: you know, work on indoctrinating you as a child and
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Speaker 2: getting you to enlist in the future.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly. That's all it was.
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Speaker 2: All board games is really just you know, training for
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Speaker 2: the actual life ahead.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And you know the kid that brought in, like the
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Speaker 3: brought in cookies from the easy bakeup and you just
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Speaker 3: you just don't you're not going to cook. That's they're
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Speaker 3: just not going to cook it. And uh but yeah,
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Speaker 3: that's wild. I can't believe they're doing that to board
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Speaker 3: games because it's I don't know, maybe it's causing a
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Speaker 3: lot of fights because we didn't play it, so I
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Speaker 3: don't know.
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Speaker 2: The only reason whatever cause any fights is this is
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Speaker 2: because you don't have a decent enough vocabulary to have
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Speaker 2: a chance at winning. Therefore, you play the game more
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Speaker 2: and you learn more words and you get better.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the that's the thing now is uh,
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Speaker 3: it has to be super inclusive, right, and you can't
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Speaker 3: because you can't. Everybody has to be on the same page.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that right? Is that what it is? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I'm just why I'm glad of doing it.
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Speaker 2: But that's the case, then how the hell do you
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Speaker 2: play clue?
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Speaker 3: Does anybody still? That's what I want to know? Does
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Speaker 3: anybody still you can't play a game where there's solving
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Speaker 3: a murder? Can you?
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Speaker 4: Is that? Like?
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Speaker 3: Isn't that too much for today?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I mean if if scrabble with tiles and letters is intimidating,
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Speaker 2: then then how do you how do you fix clue?
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Speaker 2: Is everybody the murderer? Or is nobody the murderer? Or
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Speaker 2: is it in instead of there's been a murder, there's
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Speaker 2: there's been a there's been a hugging. We have to
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Speaker 2: find out we have to find out who the who
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Speaker 2: the hugger is in the house and which room they
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Speaker 2: hugged somebody?
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Speaker 3: Now, was it a consensual hug? Is the question? That's
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Speaker 3: when you're getting into the you're getting into the rule book.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's the game. I can see in thirty years
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Speaker 2: people will be doing a podcast like this somewhere in space,
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Speaker 2: feeling nostalgic about the game of consent.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, what's next. I mean, they're gonna take
53:52
Speaker 5: Grand Theft Auto and like all of a sudden, you're gonna,
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Speaker 5: you know, pick the hooker up and you know, you know,
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Speaker 5: fix her up and get her, you know, on a
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Speaker 5: solid life, get off the streets.
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Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto Pretty Woman version. He
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Speaker 3: cleaned that hooker right up.
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