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2032 - BUNKIE TAKEOVER! Before the 90 Days (s8e18) "Emergency Exit" with Matt and Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. This is Kimberly and I am here with
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Maddie Pain.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, Hey, Ginger, Ginger, get off that couch, Ginger,
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: God damn it, Ginger.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Mary Pain has really math.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't understand she She'll embarrass anybody.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: I'm Maddie Paine here to save the show since Mary
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Paine's abandoned everyone and is in France. And I'm just
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: gonna say, today's my day off, so I'm drinking a
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: noon so get ready, it's gonna be wild and wooly.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I'm with Mattie Pains on the Chardonnay over here.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Is that what that is? Hi? Noon?
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: But Mary Payne like shardonay?
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: I'm such a basic white bitch. I love Shardonay actually
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: new or shard. You know, no one gives us ship.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want, you know, they do they want.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: This is Mattie Somalier Corner.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I love a wrap ranch Shardonay. It's out a NAPA.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: You have to order directly from shading my head. Uh huh.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: I thought, does it taste like ranch? Has it been
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: flav We don't drink wine, do we Kimberly. I don't
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: drink at all. Well that I do like franch for things.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: It does not taste like ranch. Uh, but I would
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: go with a wrap ranch. I love an ax r
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Shardonay want a little small winery in Saint Helena and
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: then that's all the wine corner you're gonna get.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I love it. Thank you so much for joining me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: I love you. I love you, love you, love you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy to And what did you paint this artwork
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: behind your No?
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  Speaker 1: This is from my dead mother who she I met
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: my dad's retirement community, and so I'm not in my
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: normal setup. The dogs are going to bark, and I
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: decided to pull my mom's I decided to put a backdrop.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: So my mom got into art in her later years.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Wow art classes. She wasn't that great.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: But know that little starry Night version thing is beautiful
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  Speaker 2: behind you.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get notes.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne's gonna say Mattie was drunk in the first
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: five minutes and you mentioned your dead mother. What's happening
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: over at Pink Shade Chaos?
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Hello Lash fifteen.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: Hello boy, I gotta get my new one. I just
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: got compliments on my lashes the other day.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just so distracted because this. I have a
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: DREWPYI and Mary Payne has those drops, so I need
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  Speaker 1: her to send me some because I want to try.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: And first, you know the drops that make your eye
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  Speaker 1: lids like.
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  Speaker 3: No, I did not know this.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: It lifts your top eyelid because so you don't have
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: to get the surgery the upper bluff.
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  Speaker 3: I got an upper bluff, so I don't have it anymore.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: I need that, and I need the chin tuck.
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think you do.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: But we are at the age where for y'all listening,
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: if you're thinking your upper eyes are droopy and you
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: need in your chinnis sagging, and you're in your mid forties,
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: it is because we're just at the age that that happens.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: Nothing's wrong. I say that nothing's wrong with you. You do
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: anything wrong. This is just And if you don't have
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: those things and you're you're in your mid forties, shut
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: the fuck up, because nobody wants to hear from you.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear a humble brag.
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, man's like, oh I haven't had that yet, No
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: fuck up.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: I got it in my late thirties because I had
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: such sad, droopy eyes, like a little sadd.
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: Which I like my eyes, but my kids.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: So that's why I had like forty what what was
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: I like forty two where I went, what what's.
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  Speaker 1: The recovery time?
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: I could Well, first of all, it depends on the surgeon.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: You get doctor Jason Rustan at UCLA fantastic, but because
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: the better the surgeon. Like I had no pain, no, no,
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: I just had numbness. I just had numbness and kind
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: of itching when things were healing, and that was it.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: I The next thing was more serious because it wasn't
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: a necklift. They actually took out saliva glands, so it's
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: like a whole structure thing. So for me it was
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: like a six hour surgery. Just wasn't like a lyft,
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: but they recovery would be I guess I think I
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: was ready to be back on camera within a month.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: But honestly, I could have done two weeks.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: I would have been swollen and people and I kind
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: of looked like I had something done, and people probably
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: would have gone, oh god, Maddie looks like Darcy. But after,
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  Speaker 2: like honestly, after I could tell like, you're not really
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  Speaker 2: fully healed.
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  Speaker 3: Heal until like.
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  Speaker 1: Four months, but healed like the more men I know healed, You're.
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  Speaker 2: Not fully healed. Four months is when everything was finally settled.
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  Speaker 2: But two months in I mean, honestly, I could have
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  Speaker 2: gone back to work. Yeah, if you have a day job,
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  Speaker 2: you could go back to work in two weeks and
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: people won't really notice that much of a difference if
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: you have a good surgeon and everything. The worst part
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: for me was you had to put all this goop
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: in your eye. Welcome to plastic surgery corner here on
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  Speaker 2: pink shade, and I got I got a stye in
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: my eye because you put the oil in it, and
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: it was a really bad sty That was the worst,
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: most painful part of the whole thing.
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: Y'all.
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  Speaker 4: I wear glasses.
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  Speaker 5: My husband wears glasses, Both of my kids wear glasses,
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  Speaker 5: have shot for glasses is Warby Parker. When you wear
• 5:53
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  Speaker 5: it's one of the first things people notice.
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: So not only do they need to be funk, they
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: need to look good.
• 6:01
  Speaker 5: So it's crazy how buying glasses has always felt overly
• 6:04
  Speaker 5: complicated and somewhat impossible to find styles that you actually like,
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: that you think look good on you. You're asking six people,
• 6:11
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• 6:21
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• 7:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to do n Plastic Surgery corner. Okay,
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about these these weirdos. We're talking
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: about B ninety and we're talking about episode eight eighteen sees. God,
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: this show has been on for so long, but it
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: feels like forty years. At the same time, forty ye
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: feels like did you ever watch Naughty Day UK? Yes?
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: Of course, yes, I love that woman.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: I love I Love uk UK is so underrated.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Mary Payne liked it, and I think you did.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: We didn't love Love the last season.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: We didn't love the last season. We don't even know
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: if we're going to cover it, depending on what comes
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: out in the world at the time.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a bummer. This episode was called Emergency Exit
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: because we are a sad, sad joke to Matt Sharp,
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: he thinks no one's paying attention to the titles. We
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: are not idiots. Even though we watch the show. We
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: know the order in which things happen.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: Jack has been curious about it.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Side a plane. I know, I was listening to you guys,
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: and I was We've been saying the same thing all
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: season for I.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Think I've actually said on the show off and that
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: got said. Mary pain and Kimberly would be upset about.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: This, very upset. I'm furious. I mean, emergency Exit. The
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: whole thing should have been a I think it should
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: have gone into like Lost slash Gillings Island slash Yellow
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Jackets Territory or if the Flies, because this place has
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: gone down so many times and these people are cannibalizing
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: At this point.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, eotionally, they're emotionally, So I am going to do
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: my normal couples and then I've given you one of
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: my couples because otherwise people would have gotten so sick
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: of hearing me talk. And they're here for you, let's
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: be honest. Oh they are, Yeah, no, they're they only
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: listen to Mary Payin. And I'm hoping that you will
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: sub one one day. And you are so I've.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Never heard Kimberly say that, hearing you say the word sub,
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: because that means something so much in gay culture.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: Just are you my sub? Little boy?
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Just BDSM episode of d.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: Just shot much shot a rocket out of he's doing.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, maya, maya stop stop ginger Dave Eve help.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: I have to talk about grosser things on this show
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: than I do on a date with Dateline.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Well, at least we're talking about murder. Lisa brought all
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: that up for you.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Sorry, hoop in the bed, Yeah, oral sex, jiz, the
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: whole nine.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: I need a munch of.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: My Bigina because I'm lesbian and I love women when
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: they go.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Down on me.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Hay d Mage you Li Malaibia so a lot. Where
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: did shame go out of our culture. Oh what year
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: was it?
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: I think shame probably went out of let's see, it's
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six, I think probably. I think the pandemic
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: accelerated that even more. But truthfullly, reality TV brought it
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: to the front, the idea of vulnerability, which is so
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: overused and I mean, thank you Brene Brown for bringing
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: that word into the zeitgeids, but it's so people don't
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: use it well now.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: But whatever.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think COVID people were like, what else
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: am I going to do? I'm in an office meeting,
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: jacking off underneath the table on Skype.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Just done, We're done.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one learned how to. There's no behavioring, behaving
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: in public properly. People just lost their shit everywhere you go.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: You can't go to theater anymore.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: You cannot go to theater anymore because people are talking
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: like they're sitting on their home couch watching fucking television.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: I've decided I'm going to start and I'm not this person.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start calling people out like that guy
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: in a Broadway show who just started turned around.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it from now on.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, do it, My friend.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Drew Droghie, do that? So so yes, that's so funny.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Did you know I was going?
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: So, Drew DROGHI had wonderful, wonderful comedian and writer. He
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: had a show that was on broad that was off
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Broadway at the Duke Theater for about four months. This
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: passed like November to January in New York City and
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: it was called Messy White Gays. I talked about it
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: on our pod. We I saw it in la twice
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: when they were workshopping. It's one of the funniest farces
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. And like, I mean, Hillary Clinton went,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: like maybe all these people went, but of course Patty
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Lapone went. And the night that Patty Lapone went, they
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: had the worst heckler in the audience. And after the show,
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Patti Lapone went up to her and said, Darling, Darling,
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: can you come here? And the one said yes, yes,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: miss Labo. She's like, I just wanted to tell you
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: on behalf of everyone in theater, never go to a
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: theatrical show again. You and just devoured her in the lobby.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: And then Drew I just saw it about two weeks ago.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: He now is making a one man show where he's
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: playing the heckler from the show. It's so like the
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: show starts and suddenly I hear somebody in the audience
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: as we're watching the play going blah blah blah.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: And just talk.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: It's so smart. He's such a wonderful comedian. I'm excited
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: to see where it goes.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: But I love that, Okay, Yeah.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Because it was written about in the post in a
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: New York post.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the problem with doing podcasts is you can't
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: heckle people live, and they try to heckle us by
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: leaving us bad Apple podcast reviews.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: And I don't read those anymore. No, I can't. I mean,
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: I appreciate them.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I actually know that's not true every once in a
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: while ago because people say really for the unlike ninety
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: percent of the time people say really really sweet things,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: but then we get odd reviews like I remember one
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: time someone left just one star and then just said
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: lisp okay, and then and then we'll get things that
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: said like I don't know if people hit the wrong
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: but if a Carl's wife at home's going.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Carl, how do I leave a review on the aipple like.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Because they'll leave five stars and just say Jake so
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: mean to Maddie Maddie's so dumb Da da da.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: And it's just or they'll leave and it's fantastic. I
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: love them. That makes no sense. Sorry, I'm sad. I'm screaming.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Mary Paine did get of one star that said, I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: don't know if Kimberly's always had this lisp, but it's
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: getting worse and she needs to address it.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, if you have a problem with someone's lisp,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: you're a horrible person. I believe that you. You wouldn't
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: do that if someone only had one arm, because that's
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: what they were born with.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Like, well, I'm in public at the post office one
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: for your one arm.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: They don't know that.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I've had jaw surgery, I've had adult I've had braces,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: including adult braces twice. I've had headgear because you know why,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: my tongue is too big for my mouth.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: But you know what that means, I can suck a
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: mean dick.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I can't suck a mean would love you, Lisa would
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: be Wow, that's a really big tongue you got there
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: from my pata.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Mary Pain Pain.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about Viva and stick hat. So the
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: bucket hat a Denom bucket hat that is soggy from
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: your sweaty, sticky hair that's never been washed. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: like we thought Lisa's wigs smelled bad. Oh any hat
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: that Iviva has ever worn?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Ag.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I think Aviva is getting dumber because the the oils
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: from her hair are seeping into her brain.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Did she finally wash it though? This time it looked
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: a little.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Better for the plane? Did she do it?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I felt like she did it, like.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: In the sink, because they haven't. They're in a at
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a nice hotel. Mary Field success with the bathroom. She's like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: there's a shower, wash your hair.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: She's packing up to leave, and she says, you did
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: such a good job on the proposal. Babe, I'm so
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: glad I didn't wash my hair.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Oh that sounds just like her. So that's really good.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So he goes. They all thought Stiggy Wiggy would never
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: settle down. Thoughts on that nickname. We like Stig the
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: artist stick.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Stig or Yes, I think I prefers dig the art
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the artist. Niggy is sounds like a children's show, and
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think this guy's right for children's TV.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think so either. So she likes the ring
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: and she jokes that she's going to give him a
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: ring before she leaves, so that the throngs of Stig
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: fans that we have yet to see will not still
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: try to get with him. Yes, beedlemania, stig mania. We've
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: never seen it, but that's what they led us to believe.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: You know, Jake went there over the holidays and he
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: asked and everybody knew who he was.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, See Mary Payne had a listener who went and
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: asked and no one knew who.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Oh. Well, you know, Jake usually talks to the wronged
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: a spreadsheet.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He's the age group and the general Yeah, the.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Person you know, Poodle runs in CD circles exactly.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: So, but also maybe men, because the two people that
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: have approached Stigg in public on this show we're both men.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think Jake tries to talk to women if
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: he can help.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, So she likes the ring. We said that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Then she asked when he's going to apply for the
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: fiance visa so she can move there, and he says,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to apply for me in
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the US, and she's like record scratch. This whole time
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: we've been talking about me moving there. She had no
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: idea he wanted to move to the US, and we
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: see multiple flashbacks of them discussing her moving there, and.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jake was like, she didn't talk about and then
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: they saw the saw the flashbacks and Jake went, oh yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yes, times very specific because we also
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: my point is if you are so wildly popular, you're
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: going to be no one in the US.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's like Soldier Boy coming over exactly.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just so he's doing the bait and switch here.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, apsolutely. So she so she doesn't know that phrase.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: So she's like Aunt Spring does.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: She should have listened to Aunt Spring. She made me
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: in witness protection and that's why she wears the fake
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: nose and glasses and wig.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: But she knows.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: She's wise. She saw a mob hit and she survived,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: so she knows things.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: So I feel like that's accurate Brand Spring.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, I do to uh so she I hope
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: she's on the Tello.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Oh come on, come on.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So she's like, you want to live in Arizona, you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: won't be able to make money and she says, he says,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you can be my sugar mama, and she's like, ahha.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: She always giggles at what he says.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Ha ha ha.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But this one has a mean street too. She's like,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not going I'm doing that and supporting us, And
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: he says, well, I'll be able to work eventually, babe,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: but it'll pay off when I make the big American
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: books and I make it big. And he says, we
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: both have family there, I think we should do this,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: and she's like, fine, I'll file for you. But she's
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: really pissed and she says to us, is this a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: red flag? Why is he bringing this up two hours
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: before I'm leaving? Did he just propose to me to
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: get to the US?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So my question I said this on our pot, but
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say that again. Is it Stig the
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: artist or Stig the con artist?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Brilliant?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I see what you did there.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you well someone who loves language. I knew I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: did it for you. But but no, seriously, did he
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: do pus all?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I honestly think he did. He's a he's a good actor,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: but I do think he's shady as fuck, and I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: think he might be sleeping with that girl, the friend
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: of the And yeah, I think he really wants to
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: get to the US.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I because as soon as he mentioned well his brother
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: he already wants to live in Houston. Yep, so you
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: already want to take her away from all of her family.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You're not even thinking about her. And then that joke
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: that you don't just get engaged and then say your
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: last thing. But I don't have a ring hahaha, I'm
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: just playing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they go to we're getting to.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: That, so they hope she's not pregnant. I hope she's
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: not pregnant.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: All season. I've been thinking she looked I don't like
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to a woman's body, but she looks pregnant. No, we
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: thought she looked pregnant, like she she's wearing a poofy over.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So they head to the airport and she's, no, it's fine.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: There's a sudden change up. But then she's starting to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: come around. She's like, maybe we could live in the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: US for a little bit and then move back to Belize.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: And she's like, love is more important than the vacation.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And this is what I'm talking about where I say
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: she has no personality and no opinions of her own,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: and she just parrots whatever he says. She's flipped within
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: a matter of minutes. Minutes, Yeah, it's fine. So and
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: then she's crying about how much she loves him and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: they've had I've just fallen in love with him over
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: all of our deep, deep conversations about politics and religion
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: and philosophy. Just kidding, it's just about babe and sex
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and speeches and I love you, babe.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: They just sit and look at it and look at
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: their phones.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a never once. I don't think they know
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: each other's middle name, favorite color, no childhood nothing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: So she can I just say, yeah, she I'm surprised
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: she made the switch because.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think bitch wanted to work.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I think she wanted to come to like Believe and
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: have that vacation life like Aunt.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Spree had, yep, and be the wife of Stig the
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: artist and the happy homemaker. That's what she wants. Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: So she says, we really have to trust each other
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: now that don't be drunk and stupid. And she's like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: He says, do ir, do you trust me, babe? And
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: she says I do, but not really. And then she's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: crying again. And then he says to us, they say
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: a plane can't fly without resistance, and we've had a
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: lot of resistance and we made it through. And I'm
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: going to put that lyric into one of my songs.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Why not name the episode something like plane resistance or something.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: No, I think the person naming them is not also
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: watching the show set two separate people?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Is it Sean Robinson that's naming the show exactly? Yes?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Does she watch that all? Does she right before the
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: tell all? Does she listen to some podcasts? Or does
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: she just read the synopsis?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: And sadly, we're gonna to see that once we see
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Ross Matthews hosts to tell All and he's going to
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: be incredible at it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yep, because he's a super fan.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Right, so he's a super fan.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: He also is just just the fact the videos he's making.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Now have you heard him listen talk about it? He
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: was like and he was saying, like, you know what
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I love. He's like, I love mother Debbie Da da da,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: And he's like, and I love when she did her makeover.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: He said, we need to do ninety day makeovers and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I went, that's a great fucking idea. Like he's just
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: he's invested in these people's lives and you need that
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: for ah. My prediction is Sean Robinson is not long
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: for Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I can't believe she's lasted this long because I don't
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: think the viewers like her. I mean I like her
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: as a person.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: She's kind, she does a lot of really cool charity work,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and she does a lot of still worth her swartie.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: She doesn't age, she doesn't age.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: But after every tell all, we feel like she's got
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: to go talk to Bishop Morgan at church because of
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: all the shit she's seen.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Don't we all? I feel painted at the So he
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: says to her at the airport, thank you for healing
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: me and coming into mind. Matt's just rolling his eyes
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: high noon. He's excited to raise a little family in Arizona.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: And or Houston because that's where he wants to live. Whatever.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know that yet, and she's flipped countries within
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: half an hour, and she'll flip states just as quickly.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: So she goes into the airport. He's excited for the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: opportunities for him as the artist in the United States,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and he thinks there's a lot more opportunities in Houston.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: My brothers are in Houston. I have music friends in there.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: And then the producer says, who else is in Houston?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And he says, my ex is in Houston. But whatever,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: it's fine. I'm laughing. I'm so charming. I am stiged artist.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just playing. I'm engaged now, wink wink.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: What a p O S was this?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Something did happened with this first X that did not
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: get him to the United States, and so he's trying again.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, I never thought about that. Yep. That's it gross,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: so gross. That's not likable.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's not unlikable. She's just not charismatic. She
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: has has no Christmas r talent, but she's not.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: A Dick's not nice.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I just don't think I could be friends with her
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: because I don't even know who she is or.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: What she never needs to be on the show again, Yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: So let's talk about Elise and Joshua.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I have a prop.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, you have a prop, y'all. If you're watching what,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: that's great and.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You see my I hope you can't see my under boobs.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm freezing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: If you're watching the video, you scarf and wrapped it
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: around your boobs, right, yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I just took a scarf wrapped it, but you got
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to show just the tiniest bit of under boob. But
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: lain about being freezing.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I know we did, did did Mary Pray? I haven't
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: listened to Mary Paine's interview yet because we interviewed her too.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Did Mary Paine bring it up?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: She did say I can't believe your closet is filled
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to the brim with your clothes because your clothes are
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: skimpy girl, And ALIST just said, if you've got it flaunted.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: People were shocked on our interview she wore a T shirt. Wow, like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: what are you doing?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: That is shocking?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: She is, and I'm sure Mary Payne talked about it too.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: But when we saw her, she is like five.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: To nine, she said five eleven on Mary Payne's interview.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, she's really tall. She's really tall, so she.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I just when women are tall, I just say they're
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: five to nine because that's how tall. Linda Carter and
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Galgado are so wonder woman is five to nine, So
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: that's just tall to me. That's what I say. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: think my mother's five to nine anyway. But yeah, she's
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: very tall, y and.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Bang and ball.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: If I look like her totally. I'd have on pasties
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: right now and just be for sure.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: But you got to look at the weather app once
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: in a while. Just look at the weather app and
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: know that you are going to be freezing.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Just for the you can then.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Show your apps and then cover with the jacket.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's just yeah, yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: But she's very entertaining and she is made for Reality
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Team honestly, she kind of especially now that people some
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: people peter out, like Lisa, it's pretty much done.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: She kind of saved the second half of this season. Yeah, truly,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: she gives great reality TV. So her and Joshua, they're
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: they're driving in they're driving down the highway but nobody
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: knows what that means unless you listen to our show.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: But so they're in the car and Josha was like,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: what's scary thing you've ever done? And she's like, well,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: once my ex was flying the plane and I totally
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: had sex with him when I was flying, just like
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: and you could tell she almost wanted to go into detail,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: like like, and Josha's like, Joshua, was I want to
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: hear that?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: And she's like you don't, you don't.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: She's surprised you did, like, I just wanted to know logistically.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: We had not, which is a failure.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: They we did the interview before they sent us this episode,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: and I wish they had not, ye because I would
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: want to be like, what was playing sex like? Yeah,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: because I'm gonna be honest, if I looked like a lasee, well, hell,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I look like just me if I was taking a pilot.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I want to have sex in the air totally. But
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: what it like oral? Or was it like?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: She?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: You know, I've had a friend that I'll never forget.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: He said he was driving his truck and his girlfriend
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: just straddled him right there and just banged him while
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: he's driving.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. We had a part enough time with
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Ashley of Ashley and Manuel having a panic attack while
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: driving down the freeway and never stopping the car. I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: don't approve of straddle sex.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I mean I have definitely I have given and received
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: a blowjaw while driving, for sure.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's acceptable.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: What else are you going to do on spring break?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, well that's what you're doing again. Mary Payne is
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: now Mary pain is now just shooting to the moon
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: in that rocket because she is mortified.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: She's gonna go tell all the Martians about how she
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: almost died on Baldhooed Island.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Right after she got her dream home, she sees oulligators
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and the holder and his family also has a home there.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: And you gotta see all you got to see.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to also know she's really good friends
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: with Olivia Plath. Oh yeah, I text her we're friends.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Just kidding, Mary Payne. We love you so much.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I do love her so much.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I'm glad she's in Paris anyway, Okay, so uh and
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Alica's like, I normally don't do adventurous stuff, but I
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: wanted to put a smile on her face. So they
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: are going ABS selling abseiling s E I L I G.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: And she's like.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: It's called app selling, I mean absteel or whatever. She's like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I have ABS, So like how bad could this be?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Like this will be great? And Josh was like, are
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: you scared to hide? She's like, uh a little. He's like, oh,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: you'll be fine. So they meet Mitch, this really cute guy,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: and he explains they're going to be jumping in pools
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: of water and then propelling.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Off of a waterfall. Oh you're shaking your head.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: No, I mean it looks like something I would want
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: to do and then behave like a lae. I aspire
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to do big, adventurous things, and I remember that I
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: just trip when walking in flip flops and I'm scared
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of everything.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: See, I would.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't like the cold part because I could bet
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the water the water looked freezing. Yeah, that would be
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: hard for me. I really hate being cold. It's but
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I do like doing stuff like this.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I've done.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Jake did something like this, like a cave in Belize,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: and I once did like a sonote in Mexico where
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: you kind of had like you had to dive under
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the water and go under a rocket.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: The other side of travel people doing these things.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, that kind of stuff. If I know it's safe
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: and I don't usually go first, I would have done this.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I would have propelled down the waterfall. I just would
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: have hated the cold part and walking on jacket.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I like whitewater rafting and all that kind of stuff.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's really fun.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I just need someone to go with me
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: and then they.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Could walk of whitewater rafting with you. Okay, I bet
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: they have it. Somewhere in California.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Sure do they?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'll do a Google.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Some some bunky will tell us some California bunky will
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: tell us. So so anyway, he tells them this is
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: what we're doing, and at least he's like, oh my god,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: and they're looking.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: She's like, this place is stunning, but we're going down
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: a waterfall. Gulp. More on that later, and Josh, quick
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: google search.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: No one on this show knows how to do a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Google search of where they're going.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to do a Google. What is what
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: is ab ceiling sailing? Lutely?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to say it. It literally says
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the first thing a controlled to sit down a vertical
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: drops such as a cliff, building or steep slope.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: That's it's right there.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: It's it's really right there. So I don't know.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe she would have been able to do that if
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: there just wasn't combined with the cold jumping.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: In the pools to get there in the cold water.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: It looked cold. So anyway, so uh, anyway, so let
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: me start. So at least it's like, okay, this looks sunny,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: and Josha's like, uh so they're starting to do it,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: and at least the whole time is like, this is
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: fucking scary. I would have never done this. Whoa, I
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: did not expect this. If I did not know this,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: She's like, but she's like, but you know, but guess
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: what I did it. I did it and cut to
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: about she's kind of walking on. She's like, I can't
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: do this anymore.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Look, this go pro camera is doing her no favors.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you specifically about Joshua because I
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: know you and Jake find him super hot. What about
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that angle almost up the no.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: One or no every.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Pore Jacob a Lordie would look like a bridge troll
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: with one of these cameras on him, Like, no one
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: looks good in this No One?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: So no never, never never never.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: That art that they used to make of dogs really
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: close up, do you know, and you'd see the dogs.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I never got into that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, talking about yeah, but.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: It's with the goldfish lens.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: That's what it's called old fish lens on a person's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that's the entertainment talk. Sorry. Inside baseball, yeah, inside baseball.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But the nose is no one's best feature.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: It's just no, but you know if you want to
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: change that.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Doctor Jason Rushtaine UCLA specializes in noses. He's really good
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: at it. I even thought when I went out, I
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: was like, do I get my nose don? And then
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I decided not, but my belly?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Just what else can you?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Well that's why I've got my foreheadlift, because my mom said, well, Matthew,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you might as well get your foreheadlifted if you're going under.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I went, what and she said.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a pragmatist.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, you know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I had a deviated septum surgery, but I was like nineteen,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and I had morals and like, I wanted to be
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: on natural then, and the doctor said I can take
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: out that bump while we're under, and I said, no, no,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: God made me this way, this is I'm all natural.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Just fix it so I can breathe. I regret that decision.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: If you do regret it, you do regret it. Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those job's hurt, don't they. Yeah I've heard
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: that recovery is painful.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: It was painful yet, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it was horrible.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: They pack it up with like, yeah, like yards and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: yards and yards of cotton and then they.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Just went yards and yards and yards. You saund it
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: like Gino yards in Michigan.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Sometimes Nigeno comes out and I don't like it. But
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: jaz Men really doesn't like it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Really doesn't like you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: No. I think now they do it differently. I think
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: now they use like like when I had sign and surgery,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: this is really a surgery show. Today, when I had
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: sign and Surgery, they put like this gel in it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: They kind of dissolved.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Oh would they do it different?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to do the packing or anything at all?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so I might have to go in for
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Turkey. Mary Payne and I are going
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to go to Turkey. Everything done. Give me the Darcy
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and Stacey, give me the yeah exactly.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: You know. Here's the deal.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I just realized, if we went to Turkey to do
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: plastic surgery, we could write it off. There's so much
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: filming of Naughty Day Beyonce. We could say we went
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: there to talk about it on the show.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: It would be a complete tax write off.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be ready because we're on YouTube now?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Probably?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: But could it be a double right off?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: A double right off?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that thing anyway, So.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: At least is totally like she's starting to go down
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the waterfall. She's having a complete panic act. She's like,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I gave her the road, I gave her the rope,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: and it's just this terrible lens. But that's the thing
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: with shit like this. You're up there, the only way
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: to get down is through it.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: So she's like, I've gotta die.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: She's crying, and she finally gets down and josh was like,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: she's really scared, but I'm the best.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I'm am alone.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna let it ruin his time.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: It's like, I think she's a drama queen.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: But then he said, but then I get down and
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: all these people surrounded, and I'm like, oh fuck, I'm worried.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: So uh, she and he comforts her.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: He doesn't belittle her or make her feel stupid, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: she's like, he always calms me down.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Cut to an hour later.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Again, they're back in the car and she's like, that
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: was crazy, and Joshua said, I had a great time,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: and he gets a message on his phone.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: So if I'm looking on my phone and where and
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I just now went, oh shit, fuck, hey, what what's
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: going on nothing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Like, what is it?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Nope, Oh it's fine.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: No, just okay, you just had like a big, big
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: reaction there though.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Just you know, it's fine.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Just wanting money for a political candidate, that's it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, okay, exactly.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: People. I hate it when people.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: If you don't want people to know, then don't fucking
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: act like something's wrong. This is manipulation and it drives
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: me insane. Yeah, insane because he does want her to ask,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: because and I feel like we see this a lot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I don't even think.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: He knows if he's doing it, but Joshua plays the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: victim so badly.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, he really does. Do I think Joshua was a
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: bad dude? I don't.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Actually I don't either. But there was that scene in
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the hot tub last week where he was like started
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: crying and it felt very I said, like Nicholas Sparks,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Like it felt like he wanted her to comfort him
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: and be like, be the sensitive guy that's crying, and
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: then she wasn't going to pursue any more line of questioning.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: It's like a perfect technique. You the victim and then
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: she'll stop asking. And yeah, this was weird. Also, I
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: saw like an anger in him too when he got
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: that text that yeah, and then he tries to push
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: it down and act like he's a laid back guy.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't buying it because you just showed us
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: that you weren't.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: And it this episode.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Look, at Least is nuts. That's why we love her,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: That's why she's great TV. But I've kind of this
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: whole time. I'm like, there's been a part of me
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I know there's something with Joshua. I'm
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: not really seeing what Elise is seeing. I think I've
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: said before I've been a little harder on him, I
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: think than Jake. I've seen like he does say a
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: lot of half truth and it makes But also I
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: think maybe I see it because I've been in a
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: situation like at Least, where somebody I completely loved and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: believed completely blindsided me. And once you go through that
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: experience in your life, yeah, you see things, yes, sooner than.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Others is up always.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: So I think a lot of people.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Are going that maybe haven't had that or watching this thing,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: and at Least is crazy. Where I'm going, I'm seeing
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: some pink flags here and there, and it's making me wonder.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: But I feel like this was the episode where you
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: kind of saw that real culmination that at least has
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: been seen this whole time.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Because he said nothing.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: They were twenty minutes later, they're looking at these stunning
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: views and he finally says, look, I've got bad news.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: And he said, you're not going to be able to
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: talk to my son. It's not possible. I'm so sorry
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I let you down. We I mean, I'm sure y'all
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: litigated at the point at least has no business meeting
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: his son this soon anyway. Absolutely like, so we know
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: that's crazy already. And he's like, I hate that. She's like,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: this is upsetting. He's like, I hate that you're disappointed,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: And again she brings this is just such a personal
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: part of his life, and then Joshua immediately goes into
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't blame you for walking.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Away, see, And that's that other manipulation. I'm said, smooser,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: just break.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Up with me.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: It almost reminds me of I don't maybe he is.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: We haven't gotten this five from him. It reminds me
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of when people are in the throes of
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: addiction or addict behavior.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm a piece of shit.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just drinking all the time, I can't pay I've
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: when I especially, I worked in mental health and I
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: would see this. I you know, I ran a crystal
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: meth recovery group for a while, and I would see
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: this a lot, like when people, oh, I've relapsed, I'm
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: a horrible person. Like it's so, and Tho's normal that
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: you're it's hard to not relate your identity to your
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: sobriety or your addiction and that.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: But this, this dude is so. And we did say
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: this to a lis and she agreed. This dude is.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: So fucking depressed, like his son's been taken away from him.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking yacht salesman, whatever the hell that is.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Like he's living with a woman who's paying his bills. Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: he feels like a loser. Yeah, and this is.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: A completely wrong time for him to be in a relationship.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, wait six months, still keep talking and then have
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: her come when you have your life together?
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: And how are you coming your life together?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: The problem is and I understand where the seed where
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: it comes from. When you've been fucked over, when someone
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: literally steals your identity. Yeah, and then another person just
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: dies suddenly because they were using drugs or whatever. Yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: you're thinking, I don't have patience to wait like I need.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I don't have any patience period, and at least does not.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: She's one of the most unpatient people we've seen on
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: this show.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: No, that's true. Why can't I meet your son now?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: How about now?
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: They're the worst combination from one another?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: And that I like watching them because they're two good
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: people who are completely.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Wrong for each other.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, and that's what I work on themselves.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: A lot, a lot, a lot and so and at
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: least rightly. So it's like, oh my god, I can't
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: believe that. And she's in the briefers, like what happened.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm trying to be nice, but he says
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I can just walk away?
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? And he's like, you know, He's like, oh,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Then he starts, I'll make this up for you, and
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I'm falling for someone who says I
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: can just walk away. And he's like, then he says,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: what means a lot to me that you're upset about
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: this and that you care about it, which is a
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: smart thing to say. But then then he fucking love
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: bombs her and says and I'm falling in love with you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: And you see at least kind of go You see
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: her eyes look like pinballs. Yeah, she is just trying
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: to make sense of this back and forth. Yeah, it's
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: so it's so triggering. I'm sure it was a triggering
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: moment to a lot of bunkies because we've been there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: And she's like, wait, this is crazy. Do you mean that?
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I have no idea what's going on.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: He's telling me this right after giving me the bad news.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: She's like, if I want him as my husband, I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: need to trust him wholeheartedly. And she kind of says,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: this is our last day together and he's like, oh, wait,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: this is the next day.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I think, right, it's the next day after that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Can I just say, I don't get She's showed no
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: interest in kids so far, and I don't think she
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: really cares to be like a stepmom. I think she'd
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: be like the fun step mom, the fun drunk aunt
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: at a wedding. Oh, it's like teaching the kids how
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to play pranks. But I think she just wants that certainty,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: like that she has a girlfriend's status and that she's important.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: But I think, why can't if she's going to meet
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the son through FaceTime, why can't they do it when
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: she's back in America?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Exactly? You know what?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I think it is. She wants to
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: meet the mom, yes, and she doesn't want to say that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: She wants to see what his relationship is like with
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: his ex.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yep, totally and.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: If they're going to get back together, uh huh.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: And then Nat shows up. She's like, I didn't know
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Nat was that.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't know Nat was here.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: So it is the next day and it's their last
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: full together day together and Joshua suck, I woke up
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: still loving you today, okay, okay, And Alisa's like, you
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: love me, but you're not living up to your promises
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: and I feel like you're not trying harder. And she said,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: this is scary for me and I don't have any
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: idea with the future. Hold but he They're going somewhere
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: in some really beautiful place. They get changed, and josh
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: was like, I never thought I'd fall in love so
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: quickly and saying I love you and not hearing it
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: back that was a bit concerning.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: He says that in his interview, it's.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Ten hours later and they're going out and Alisa's wearing
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: what basically Kimberly is wearing right now on the show,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: just a scarf, and of course it's wendy as fuck,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: and she's already like it's so cold. They get to
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: this restaurant and they have blankets. They give her a blanket.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: They I love it that they have a cold montage
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: of Elie.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: It was just chef's kiss to the editing for this,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: It really was. It was great. It was great, and so.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Josh was like, you think she knows how to dress
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: this Zydney now, Yeah, so yes, my Australian.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: That sounds like the Crocodile Hunter. I don't give a shit.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I got care of its accuracy and mine, but especially
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Mary Paynes, Oh, it's herds bad. It's like Russian. We
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: just would stick to like one word. We'll be like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: and then they're at the bar and then so we
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: just got in one mark. So it sounds like we're
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: really good because we're not trying all the other words.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I can I try a little more here. I never
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: try on our show because it just upsets Poodle that
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I do it so badly. So I really just do
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: it to just upset him, but y'all don't tell him that.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: He thinks I can't do accents, but I kind of can.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I think you both can.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I'm a singer. I can listen. I've done it before,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: but I'm just never tell him that. So I've done
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: in a scene acting where you had to do it
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: in an accent.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: So they get some drinks. They're sitting there and he's like, well, last.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: How do you feel.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: She's like about what, which is a genuine question because
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: so much happened. Yeah, and he said about me, and
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: she's like, well, I am falling for you. And he's like,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: you're not in love and they both he's not patient either,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: and she said, well not yet, and you see his
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: face kind of fall and she's like, we live in
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: different time zones, we're on different continents. And she's like,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: if I live here, where will we go? Where will
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: we move?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I said that, like DARSI, where we go? Where were
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: we live? Where we we love? Where were we love?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Love?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Love love?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And so Josh was like, of course we've moved in together.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And she's like, well, have you looked for places? And
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: then he says, whoa, whoa woa, slow your role and I'm.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Like, but you both looks for places for himself.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, but he's like, you're saying I'm in love with
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: you and you're telling her to slow your role? Like,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: oh where you both are nutso and josh was like, no,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I believe in this. I can do this. I'm comm
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: and I can do this. She's like, well, I'm s
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: He's like, so am I, and Joshua says, but I
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: feel like you're gonna find excuses that this won't work.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, sorry, I don't and then he gets defensive.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: He gets angry because again we've already said this and
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: this guy can feels like shit. So he's going to
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: go in I want sympathy or I'm gonna get angry
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to deal with the fact that
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: my life is a mess and I feel.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Like a bad father. Yeah, like that's what all this
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: is about.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Because he immediately says, you know, well, sorry, I don't
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: have a big nest egg for you to trust this,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: and Alisa's like, why are you being a dick?
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: He's like, because I love you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm sticking up for myself and he feels like that,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: but he doesn't realize it's so defensive, and then he
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: kind of says.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Well, the bull's in your coat and there we are. Wow.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not right for each other.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're together. We got the vibe in
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: our interview. I'm sure Mary Pain's too. It's like she
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: almost makes no secret that they're not together there anymore
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: And then but then she'll go, I do really like
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: this about him. She talked him presentense. But then she's like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I also don't know why he's so not financially stable.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Is he not good with his money? I was like,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: are you together or not? She's playing the game too
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: good because I'm listening like a detective trying to figure
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: out that's.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: What you do. You're always ready.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Always ready. But I also don't feel like I need
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to rescue either of them. So it's not like with
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: some of these other couples where I'm like, we need
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: to get her away, like show up in a van,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: kidnap her and get her away. These people they can
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: they'll be fine either, they'll figure it out.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: They will, they will.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: They will moving on to someone who I do want
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: to pull up in a van and save Anneline and Javan.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Exactly, dog exactly. That's how I feel.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Too, this red pill douchebag. He's such a douche canoe
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: in the manosphere.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I can't I hate him so much, so much.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: So they're heading to their vow renewble slash wedding because
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: they never had a wedding, and she wants so little.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: She just wants so little.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Wants so little, and she accepts so little, very well said.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: So she's so happy. She's even complimenting the lady on
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: the nice front door, like she's such a nice person.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: It was a.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Beautiful front door.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: This is such a beautiful door.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I think she is a nice person. And they kind
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: of did an edit to make her look like a
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: raving bitch.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think she is. I think he makes
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: her be this way.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he has turned her into a crazy, mad, complaining,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: nagging Yes, so she's so happy. I wrote, let's see
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: how he fucks this up. So she's getting her hair
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and makeup done. He's making jokes about he won't get
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: his makeup done because no.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Homo, no homo, never in the butt.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: So super straight. So he's nervous because of their differences
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and what romance is and what being a good person
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is and not being a total douche canoe to your wife.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to disappoint her, so he hasn't written
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: his vows, which is a great way to not disappoint her,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to wait on your vows. So she says, you don't
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: have to write like a long poem, and he's like, well,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: that's great because I'm not a writer or a poet.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. He's also can't even smile that
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: he's there. It's his wedding day.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Wedding day, and he's always in teenage boy mode who
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't like pictures. And his mom wants to help him
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: bring in the groceries. Yes, and he's playing Nintendo.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Yes Mom.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: So he says, well, I'll just write a couple things.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: It'll be like the basics, so romantic. That's what you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: want in vows, the basics, the basics. So he's making
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: fun of her for wanting vows to be romantic, essentially, like, God,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: you know how bitches do they want their weddings to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: be romantic?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? God, what horrible monsters?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And she says the saddest thing, and she's
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: just kidding but that makes it even sadder. She says,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I sometimes hope God takes me before him because then
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: he'll really appreciate me and miss me and my big mouth.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: But he won't.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He won't. And the fact that you think that you
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: better you should die for him to appreciate you, even
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: though you're just kidding, is it's really sad. So she
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: tells him all of my family and friends are coming,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: so I hope you're going to put in an effort
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and say what's in your heart. And he's all bored
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: and he's like, well I'm here, So like that's effort. Sure,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I've showed up. I'm wearing pants. What else do you
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: want from me? So she kicks him out, and she's
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: so disappointed that he's acting like today is any other day.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: And she gets ready. She looks so beautiful. She walks
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: down the aisle. She's crying. It doesn't look like happy crying,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and in voiceover, she says, I can't pretend like everything
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: is fine when it's not. And I was so scared
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: that this was going to be a Matt Sharp fake
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: out and it was, and I was really mad.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think she was. I think it was a
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: fake because was she and your kind?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I've got it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: By the way, I want to walk this back a
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: little bit. This is a perfect second wedding dress. Yes
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: or whatever, this was a great You don't have to
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: do the white. You can have fun with it. You
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: can do whatever you want. Well, you don't have to
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: do white for the first one. But I absolutely loved it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, she scored.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Do so much better than him, so much. But as
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: we say, they're going to have a baby.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bullshit.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: We also called that because I also thought she they're
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: putting the women this season in these dresses that make
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: me think they're pregnant.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: And they're talking here.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she's walking down the aisle. They're both at
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: the altar. They're not even looking at each other until
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the the officiant tells them to look at each other,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and he says his vows, which are to cherish, a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: promise to cherish, to love, and obey, except I mean
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you should be the one to obey, because you're the bitch,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and the lady should obey the man. And I'll protect you,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: and I promise to be more patient and put up
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: with your sassiness, even though I've done neither of those
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: things on this trip.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I was shocked he said obey.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I was shocked that he said obey.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Those men masculinity podcast not say to obey your wife.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Don't be subservient to the And then he goes, I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: love you, and she she is loving it because she
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: wants so little.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: She said.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: It may not have been poetry, but I see the
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: sincerity in his eyes. I saw no sincerity, and he
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: has not demonstrated any of those actions on this trip.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: So her vows were very nice. She says, I promise
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to continue being a good wife, which I loved because
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: she's like, I've been a good way, Like.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I've already been a good one.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Stereo, He'll never feel I said, She said, You'll never
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: feel alone again. And I'll pick up your dirty socks
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: even though I'll keep nagging you about it. And I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: don't expect expect you to be perfect, because no one is.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: But we will be together no matter what. And I
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I've heard better vowels.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: At least that was specific to him.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: It was and it felt like she tried and really
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: thought about it.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: And he is off of Google.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, So then he surprises her by buying her the
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: bare minimum, cheap ass ring that she wanted, and she's
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: so happy. But why did you have to be a
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: dick at the store.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Why could you just say, like, there's another way to
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: surprise her. You didn't have to.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I hate it when people like I hate a surprise
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: where you make someone feel bad and then go just kidding,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Uh good surprise.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: No, And I don't think I don't think he was
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: planning that at the store. I don't think he was
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: at the store, like, no, I'm going to surprise her
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: with this at the wedding and be a total dick
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: and make her cry at the store and.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Then it's not even a diamond in the ring.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: No, she wants so little.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Wants so little.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: And he says he worked sixty hours a week and
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: can't come on.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I bet it with three roommates, I bet the sex
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: is so bad.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: So he wants her to do all the work.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's done in three minutes.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Easy. So she said, I want more of the old
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: ladies on pillow Talk because they they had some of
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: the old ladies from the retirement community where he works
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: at on pillow Talk at the beginning of the season,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: and it was really fun watching them get disillusioned by
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: him and think that he was a nice guy and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: they were cheating for.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: It was just two old ladies from the nursing home
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: watching because I don't watch billo talk because I don't
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Say I know, I watched it after we record sometimes,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: so they rotated some of the ladies so adorable and
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: that the beginning of the season they were like, there's Jravan. Yeah,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: it's Jravon's true and hi Jravon, like they love him,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, huh, I don't like how he
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: just said that. If my husband would have said that,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: we wouldn't have been married for forty years or he
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: died last year.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I am here for old pillow talk. I'm here for
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: that amazing.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they haven't had them on in a long time,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm really sad because his behavior has just gotten
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: worse and worse. So wow, So they she's so happy
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: with the ring. They kiss and she says this wedding ring.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I don't like surprises or being tricked, but this was
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the greatest trick ever, Like it was some kind of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: prank and not him being a cheap bastard at the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: store and then they're dancing at the reception, or rather
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: she's dancing, her family's dancing, and he is standing there
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: while they all dance around.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Him, like just a lump on a log.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: He was smiling at least, which was weird to see
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: because he was he does it so rarely. And then
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: they cut the cake and feed it to each other,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and I was shocked that he didn't smash the cake
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: in her face. I'm sure his man podcasts say it's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: a great way to show dominance over your wife.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Put it all ruin or makeup, to let her know
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: that you don't care. Uh huh, she needs to work harder.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: And we used to do like we did a poll
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: once like does it mean you're going to get divorced?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: More likely? And from our unofficial pole, if there was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: cake smashing, it led to divorce more often than.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm asking AI about.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: This because official poll with our listeners, But I do think,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: especially if one person didn't want the cake smashing and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: then the husband did it anyway, he's going to kill
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: her later and they're going to rene because he's not
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: listening to her boundaries or her wishes. That's true even
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: on the most important day of her life. He's not
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: listening to her.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask Claude right now.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: There are some there are some videos that are brutal
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: that our listeners will send to us where the guys
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: getting really aggressive and I'm like, she can't breathe stop
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: putting your hands over her mouth.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: So the consensus is there's no scientific evidence directly directly
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: linking kate smashing to high divorce rates.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: A lot of but playful consensual cake smashing is fine
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: if one partner surprises someone against their wishes, big red flag.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: And then Claude told me this would make incredible con
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: cause this would make incredible podcast content.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Matt.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: It's because there was a poll on today dot com
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: that showed that eighty five percent of people think that
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: the cake to the face is a terrible idea for
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: your wedding day.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Agree. Thank you, Claude, I love that. Anyway, podcasts brutal, Sir,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Can I hire?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I mean I could, I just don't know how to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: how to do it. So let's talk about Laura and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Beer Khan and Michael Laura the romance novel that she
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: is trying to write with them as the players it's true.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: There wasn't a lot for them. Boy, what okay?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: How much with you guys that she's super unlikable.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: And didn't remember when first we're like, oh my god,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna love her. Uh huh they did the Matt
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Sharp switcheroo.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's like a twelve year old girl
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: who is trying to write a Twilight fanfic and she
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: wants this drama, she wants this jealousy. She's yeah, it's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: she wants a guy with neck tattoos to throw everb
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: against the wall. I remember how she was so into
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that and he just spin a douchebag. And then but
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: he threw me against the wall like in my romance novels.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Now she's going to try to bribe him with a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Peter wrap to take her back.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Worked for me?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Would it looked good?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: It looked really good. I'm not gonna lie. Uh so.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's sitting in her hotel room. She had to
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: sleep in her same clothes. She's not happy about it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: She walk up alone because beer comes, like, bitch, not
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: stand in my house. I don't care if your shit's.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: There, I don't care.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: You might have paid for it.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah you Yeah, I don't give a shit.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: So she asked him if they could talk, and he
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: said sure, And she says, I should have just apologized.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: And I want to show him that I'm serious about
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: a relationship and then and stronger, uh, and that I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: cared for him stronger than I could care for Michael.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: She gets the food, she brings it back and beer.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Khan says, which I don't love this sentence. I wanted
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: her to realize what it's like without me, So that's punishing.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know if Nietzsche talked about that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Nietzsche was a big fan of the silent treatment, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I think, and that makes sense for like three days
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: until they beg you to come back.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Got it? Got it?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Because then he said, because you know her pride doesn't
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: cuddle her at night, and I.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Just thought, I don't think he does either.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: No, this guy, he is such a punisher. He will
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: resent He's going to resent her.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Forever for this.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Uh huh violence and movie. I even look called the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Punisher because he does.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: He probably loves that show.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, we never got this is He said that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: he was probably watching Scarface because of Michael's face.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I know, I didn't. We didn't even think of that
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: until afterwards.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You didn't, Oh, I know, oh right away, I thought.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: The scarface because of the viole. It's not scarface again.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Pole and I don't get things. Sometimes we goes over
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: our heads and you know, the.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: People on pillow Talk were laughing, and I was like,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like that they were laughing. I thought that
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was horrible. And then but I couldn't tell if they
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: were laughing because they got it or not. I looked
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: on Reddit to see if other people agreed, and most
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: people were like, yes, he did it to be a
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: dick because my on his face. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, So Laura, I know it's they're all three gross people.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: I think all three of them deserve each other just
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: and they're unhappy dysfunction so they're not with somebody else.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Yep, and close the.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Dysfunctional circle.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the trio. And so they sit down on the pattern.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you. I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: didn't want to hurt you, and he's like, well, why
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: did you mislead me? She said, I was worried you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: would try and put a stop to my friendship with him,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: he said, but you had feelings for him, and she said, well,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: you're not a replacement for Michael, and you know you
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: do so many things that you do and.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: You are much sweeter than him, and I really love
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: you and I really want this relationship to work, just
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: you and me.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: And he says, which we normally hear this from women
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: saying to men, but he says, I need actions, not words,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: which made me laugh because we normally always hear the
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: woman going because guys are so good with her fucking
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: words on the whole.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: And Laura said, and.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: This is what's fucked up, because she says, I'm scared
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: to say this, but would you feel better if I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: cut him out of my life?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: And this is now, this.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Is chess y'all to me what I saw, because she's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: saying this because she's challenging him because she wants him
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: to say yes and then she can quote try it
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: and then resent him and be anger at him for
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: cutting out and call him a monster later on and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: an asshole for this.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: He doesn't take the bait.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: He just looks at her and says, this guy could
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: be in the fucking CIA because he looks at her
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: and says, can you do that? So he puts it
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: back on her and she has to answer, and she says, well,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: this is what it takes, then I will do it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: And she says in her interview, her talking head, this
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: is what I was worried about.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: I went, but you brought it up, bitch, you stupid bitch.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: You brought it up, Like what are you so?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: And he says, which this is even smarter. She's never
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: gonna win against him. Yes, guy is so much. He's
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: a tactician, and.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised all his shohka is that?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: No? What is just I don't know then a thing yet?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: It was business, it was COVID.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: There were restaurants in Los Angeles that were very good restaurants.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why is he in such gambling debt if
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: he's so good at playing poker?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: That's true. No, the guy's a full on narcissist and things. Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's jacking off in front of a mirror.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: That's one hundred percent on Again.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne's upset that I just put that image in
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: her head. His gangly ads just stroking it in front
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: of a mirror, smoking a smoking a hookah. You're welcome,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne. Uh, this is what happens when you leave?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: And so, hope you enjoyed Pearis.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Hope you enjoyed pears, will weave it.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Is that croissant worth?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: It probably is?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: So she breathes it and he says, well, okay, but
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want you.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: To cut him out of the relationship because you know why.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: He's a good guy. And I see that and I'm
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: okay with that. But then he put it's a qualifier
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: on it. He says, what, you can't be his best friend,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: that would be weird, So just be friends. So now
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: he's made it ambiguous and there's no parameters that hold
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: him accountable. He can decide as they go along and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: pick and choose what he wants her to do.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: This show is it's brilliant, really brilliant. And also I
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: love watching the show because it's such a studying power dynamics. Truly,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: power dynamics are constantly flipping depending on what the latest
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: secret is that's come out. Yes, so like she's had
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: all the power thus far and now he has all
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the time he has it.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Yep, amazing.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: They makeup, they hug, they're back together again. I think
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: they're going to be so messy in the tell all
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: the three of them are going to be just gross
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: and just be going at each other like raptors.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: And he is very cutting with his language too, so
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: he will he'll cut a bitch.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Look, he don't give him money, but he's a smart guy.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yeah, he reads Nietzche as he tells us. Sure,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe it, but whatever.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. All right, what's next?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Let's end with Are we ending with that? No?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: We've got two more? We have to Oh god, this Sorry,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: it's a long show.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: We had plastic surgery corner. Yeah, so sorry, Ingrid.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, we're gonna end with your with uh wait
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: right Rick, because I did not want to talk about him,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I could not. I gave it to you. So I'll
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: talk about Sena and Forrest.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: But normally Mary Pain makes you talk about Rick and Trish.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: And now give me all of the horrible people and pain.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: She always does Coulty. I always have to talk about
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Colty and pain. It's exhausting.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Well, if you have her on day with dadline, she
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: gets to do this. She can do the gory stuff.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Yep, so stuff about sex in a sex dungeon.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: So Sheena has walked out of this nice restaurant where
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Molly has caused a scene again, and she's probably saying,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I humbly apologize. That's our favorite thing that she says
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: when she's crying, I apologize.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, she does say that a lot.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: So Forrest says to Mollie, I know I can live
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: here with Sheena, and she says, you need to start
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: thinking with your pecker and start thinking with your brain.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Forrest, as any mom says to her son.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Well, my mother never said it to me because my
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: pecker was gay. But she said it to my brother,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: who is having sex with women. Okay, so she did
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: a young age in high school.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she used the word pecker.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Mo, no, my mother. Her word of choice is tally whacker.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Oh I like that.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tally whacker.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: So good euphemism, like a good Southern name for dick.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: So Mollie says I'm trying to protect Forest because his
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: autism prevents him from being realistic, and she's using her
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: soft voice in her talking head like we're going to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: fall for it and think she's just a nice mom.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Who didn't you cel pecker In a crowded restaurant rue,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Sheena comes back in. She said, I left because I
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: was scared, but I need to stand up for Forest
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: and stand by him. So I'm facing hurricane Mollie. So
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Mollie is like, where are you going to live? How
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: do you know how much things cost? How are you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: going to pay your bills? And she just says, well,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional. I could and Molly goes, I could
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: do this, I could do that. You're a bitch.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: She's a bitch, She's a bit.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: So it really Yeah, she's so rude.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Well she's really imprisoned her son by letting him think
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: that he can't do anything because of his disability.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Completely agree. Yeah, So Mollie says, how much is rent here?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Nine hundred dollars a month? I was like, what nine hundred?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Nine hundred Philippines?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Am I crazy? So they said no, it's more like
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: three hundred or four hundred, and Sina makes five hundred
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: a month. So Molly's like, well, you can't live on
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: one hundred dollars a month, and she is like, we'll
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: have each other because they're love strike teenagers.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did ask love I asked Claude during our podcast,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: what would be and Claude said, there's kind of no
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: way that a couple could live on five hundred dollars
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: a month in the Philippines. Yeah, so it's gross because
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: she's gross. But everything Molly is saying is right right.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: They don't have their they are they.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Are two sparrows.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: In a hurricane, but not even like it, or I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: guess it wouldn't be a hurc I guess in the
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Philippines it would be month soon, monsoon, two sparrows.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: What would be two sparrows in a hurricane? But in
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: the Philippines, Well.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Of their fruit there, Mollie, she's always talking about the fruit.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Two plantains in a monsoon.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I don't know what banana leaves.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, yeah, I don't.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: The birds of our producer, Christina, Yeah there, I don't
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: know he can care.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Parrots in a in the I don't know, don't the
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: parrots there. I don't know anything about birds. So she's
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: she is like, we'll have each other, we'll take care
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: of each other. I'll take care of your son. And
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Molly says, you're living on daydreams and dreams of being
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: a happy homemaker, which is true. True love doesn't pay
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: the bills.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Also, love can pay you bees, even if you had
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: wonderful wet Vagina.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Says, talk about it monsoon whoop, who.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: We talked a lot about that text thread that we
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: have going on with the podcasters, and when I had
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: to ask for help on some of those bleeps during
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: that conversation. Oh yeah, and you and Jake did not reply.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: It was all Kim and Kyle and Amy took chipping in.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: They're sick.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I needed you and Jake to go what is.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: I never know bleeps? Also, think about it.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Jake is the last person that's ever going to respond
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: to a group thread.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I can't believed one. I mute it
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of times because sometimes you guys talk about
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: shows I do not watch.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: No, I always mute it, and I'll just look at
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: my phone and see I mute almost everything now except
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: from my mother. I love you, Mama, not muting you ever.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I muted it a lot during the Love is Blind
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: because I had no idea who anyone was.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Ah, but I did.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I actually needed help. I needed science to come through
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: and tell me what are these bleeps? And they said
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: some words that I didn't know could be adjectives, and
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: so that Jizzy for example.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: Zze I.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Personally, I wish on the streaming they would like have
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: an uncinsored because I've noticed that on like if you
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: buy RuPaul's Drag Race, like on Apple TV or Amazon
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and don't watch it on television, it's uncensored
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: and it's so much better.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Oh they do that for ninety day then yeah, it's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: like they when they used to have it, or when
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: they have All Stars on Paramount Plus.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I had to cancel Paramount, so I'm not
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: gonna watch that.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I wonder what Katie's done because she's addicted to drag Race,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: but she also loves to cancel a company and they
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm missing Paramount.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of good thing.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I know. I canceled it last year, and there's so
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: many shows on my list. I'm like, as soon as
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: I can resign up of a list, going, maybe.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: You can buy Drag Race All Stars when it comes
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: out on another platform, just at a later time.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah on Apple whatever, they're all terrible. Let's move on.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: So they're talking, Mollie says, you're living on daydreams. Love
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't pay the bills. Forrest says, I can work, and
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Molly says, you've only had one job in your life. Okay.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: First of all, that he has made it sound like
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: he's had tried so many jobs and none of them
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: worked out. I think maybe he has only had one.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And then Molly convinced him that he cannot work. He's
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: fully capable of working somewhere, he just needs to find
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: the right fit. But she likes having him under her thumb,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: which is why she's so obsessed with Sheena having him
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: under her thumb. She talks about Sheena's thumb all the time,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: all the time, because him under the thumb.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: You spot it, you got it? Yeah, that's what all
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: that is. And Jake said, and I think it is
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: fary true. You know, Forrest is on disability. I guarantee
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: you she's getting money for being a quote caretaker. Yeah,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: and she doesn't want to lose that money for herself.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: She even came out on social media and said she wasn't,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: which to me means she is.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not. We don't care for him, and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I don't write him off as it. I'm like I
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: We have a sissy who picked up her prescriptions from Forrest.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: He's a pharmacy tech or like a pharmacy assistant or something.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about Forrest's giving me drugs.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, maybe somewhere without drugs. But I feel
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: like there are many places you could work at.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's very that's very structured and probably very like
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: you've got to go buy a certain procedural.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Code and you don't you don't deviate from that.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: That's true. Maybe so she's you're on disability for your autism,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: and then she switches tactics. I want you to succeed, Forrest.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: I want you to get a job and do well.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Come back to the US, go through a vocational training
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: program and find a job and earn money there. If
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: she wanted him to do that, why has she not
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: pushed him to do that? How old is Forrest thirty,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: late thirties, midties.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he could have done that years.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Ago, years ago, I think. And then he'll do the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: whole Like I had to work certain hours because I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: need to be able to talk to Sena all the
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: time and have her watch me on the cameras at home.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: They a lot of couples do that too, like you
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: know another couple like Javon and Anna. Lynn also quit
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: her job and she says it's so that she could
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: work the same hours or like not work so she
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: could talk to Javon. But I wish she would have
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: gotten not quit in a job, because then yeah, she
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: has no like to stand on when he's all, like,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I pay for everything.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: I hope they don't put them on ninety day please God.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: No happily. Well, oh no it would be and yeah,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: you're right.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Bring right, but they actually, well no, it'd be different
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: because they're already married.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: So it's a the espouse, which m.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Good for Michael. He's out now.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be hunt for loving Yeah, a
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: single life for whatever he's doing.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, no, hunt for love.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I think love.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Molly says, you don't know there's going to
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: be some magical miracle job here. You have to assume
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: you can't find a job which is also smart, like
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: he's put no fuelers out and no research.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people to speak English, I'm sure,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: but not if you work a job probably you need
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: to be fluent in and in the country's language. And
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: if he works a job there, even remotely, you're then
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: going to have to work on Western Hemisphere times.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Couldn't he work at the vet office that she now
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: works in? And like why, I don't know?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: And she again, we've talked about this on our show.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you Mary Payne have It goes
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: back to Sheen is autistic that has not been discussed
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: either that or she met in an autism group.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, and she's not autistic or on the spectrum. That's
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: fucked up.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think she is. And I think that
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Molly has all the sympathy in the world for Forrest's disability,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: but never none for her. She'll be like, why is
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: she not always crying and she's not making any sense.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: She's not speaking up for herself or telling us the truth.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: So much of that could be like masking and not
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: be getting really stressed in these high stakes conversations.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: And culture is not talking about someone being on the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: spectrum or having autism, like.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: She's supposed to convey herself in another language without crying.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: And it's infuriating to me. I mean, I get it.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: People shouldn't have to disclose their medical status or their whatever,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: their mental whatever.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: That is your business. Totally get that. But it's become a.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Plot point of your It is the plot point of
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: your not uh, it is the plot point of this
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: couple's story.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it just.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I don't like it when we as viewers are going,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: am I crazy? Uh huh, we're thinking this when this
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: isn't being talked about.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: No, I agree, And I think she does have some
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: She just has something her. She's neurospicy and it's never yeah,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: it's never been.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: And I looked and it said, like, cause five hundred
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: dollars for her for a vet is on the low end,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: like to be a vet. It's not a you have
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: to do like a look in the Philippines. You've got
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: to be in school for like ten years to do this.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: So and most vets make around nine hundred or one
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars a month, which they said kind of is
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: what they would need to make to live comfortably, like
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: are moderately, Yeah, one thousand bucks.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: So why is she making so much less?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, is she?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Is it possible she's like a vet tech and not
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: a full.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Veterinarian, that's what I'm thinking, and that.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe they just didn't. The show is not known for
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: being truthful. It's truth much like many of the people
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: on the show. So we're being gas lit by the
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: show itself.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Always yeah, so.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: She's Sina starts crying and she says, I've waited seven
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: years to live with you. I don't want to wait
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: any longer. And Molly is like, oh God, don't start
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: with the tears, Sheena, please, And Forrest does know what
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: to do. He thinks his mom is right and living
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: here will be a bigger challenge than he realized, and
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be a burden on Gena. So
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: he says to Shina, I think I have to go
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: home and work and save up for the K one
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: visa bring you to America. And she's crying, saying, if
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: this doesn't work, this is the end of my story,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: which I don't know exactly what she meant. I don't either,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: and he says, like, this is the end of us,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: my end of me and romance, so she says. He says,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: this ring is a promise, and if we can't get
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: the visa, I will come live here. I promise so
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: they also back to the apartment and he's leaving the
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: next day, and she tries one last time to get
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: him to stay, to make up his own mind, and
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: she says, we've struggled so much, and I know I
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: want us to be together now, and that fastest way
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: is for you to move here, and he says I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: can't because my mom is right and getting you to
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: the US is the best option and I need to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: get stable first financially. And she tells us it feels
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: like he's choosing Molly over me. And I gave him
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: really wet, sloppy sex and it wasn't good enough.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just monsoon sex.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: And he she's worried he won't find a job over there,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: and that Molly manipulated him.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: And yes and yes, yes.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: And he says, I promise I'll come if the K
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: one visa gets denied, but it it'll take like a
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: year to even apply for it and to find out
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: if it's the broopter deny. Yeah, So she says, your
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: mom will do whatever it takes to keep you there,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: and he said, this is my decision, not my mom's.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: But she does manipulate, she does.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh god, I want.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Them to work.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a lot. It's all right, that's it,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: that's the show. We're done. Nobody else talk about.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: This asshole.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: I hate him so much.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I hate him. This sex tourist Michael Sheehan want.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: To be Thank God, I'm finally bo uz in the noons. Jesus,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: mm hmm.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: I hate him. But the good news is that I
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: think the producers hate him too, because they really seem
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: to hate him.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're trolling him. Let's talk about Rick and Trish.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Everyone did a dog.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: Get right in your apartment? What happened? Oh my god?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: What listen? My dad is a giant doodle and who
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: loves the foster dog, Benji that I've been watching for
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: the past couple of months, and I need him to
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: get adopted. But they play, and they play rough.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: They I kind of yelled like that when I play
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: rough too.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like those are Lisa's sex noises when she's.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: You'll smell my wig. All right, let's talk about Rick
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: and Trish.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Sally, this shows off the fucking rails. Okay, so Rick
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: is crying because Trisha's pissed and water is wet, and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Rick said she refused to talk to me, and she
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: she we got back and she stayed in her apartment
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: and she says she has nothing to set to me anymore.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I I didn't have plans to go back to my ex,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: and but I shouldn't have responded to her when I
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: to my ex when I was my ex in Columbia,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: when I was that I went back for because I
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: had five days and nobody talked to me, and I
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: had to go back and bang her repeatedly multiple times
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: to just you know, feel like she was listening.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Bob shouldn't have done that. So but I
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: only responded because for a while, she was the only
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: person that could be there for me. I was sensitive. God,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: yeah there was Gibs was sexual, but you know, we
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: love so.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: God anyway, I hate him because it wasn't even five days.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: It was literally like forty eight hours, and he was like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard from Trish.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: I gotta go bang this woman.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: But Trish came back, and then he still went on
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: the trip.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did the same thing he did before. He's
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: texting her while he's with her, and he was a
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: fucking woman in Colombia while he was texting Trish. So anyway,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: and he's and so he was saying this explanation. He's like, no,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Tricia spised to me, and now she blocked me.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: And I went, wait a minute.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: So now both women are upset at you because I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: guess the woman from Colombia he talked to her, and
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: she was upset because if you look at the text
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: that she you know that she had read, she was saying,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: like you, she was basically saying the same things Tris
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: was saying. Yes, so just shows the pattern. And Rick's like,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: I've fallen deeper in love and I was getting excited
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: about getting married and having a family. But if I
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: lose her, she's the best thing that ever happened to me. Again,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: I still don't think he wants step kids, and he won't.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think he will.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: He thinks he already had asectomy.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: And it's just not a lot of people think, yeah,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: so they finally what.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Chrish is the best thing that's ever happened to you?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Not wife number one, not wife number two, not your children,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: your children. Yeah, if a man needs this many women
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: from other countries, there's some I think there's something wrong.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: I think there's something wrong that are.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Twenty years younger than him. Yeah, five years younger than him.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: Look, he's charming. You know that. I was in an
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: uber with him. He drove me when I was in LA.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean it was we didn't we talked
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: about we need to talk about tap dancing. He probably
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't even remember.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: This was a year.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: I remember it was years ago. I didn't remember until
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: after he talked. I went, wait a minute, because how
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: often do you like have a big, burly black man
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: in an uber talking about tap dancing?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Very specific? Yeah, because I was kind of like, is
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: he gay? Is he not?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: And I don't think he's gay, but I will say
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: he's charming as hell. He's a former, he's a showman
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: and he puts that on. So even I walked out
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: of that, it were being like, is he into me?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Is he not?
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: What's happening? Like even I was trish y'allah?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no matter how many times he hurts you?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah back.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: So they're together.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: They meet and he says, I want to apologize if
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: she have told you, and she's like, you didn't say
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: anything for days?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Four days, She's like, why did you betray me? Again?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: And he said she said. You know, she said, I
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: forgave you once and then you're supposed to earn my
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: trust and you broke it the second time. And he's like, well,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: I wasn't cheating on you. She's like, no, no, no,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: this is cheating. This is where cheating starts. Because I
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: think it would have done Rick a big favor if
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: he had said, hey, I'm so sorry you're hurt, but
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: I'm fully consident committing myself to Trisha and I need
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: to end this.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: If he would have done that, she would have been like,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: oh great, you're trying to be a good guy and
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: you're putting the nail.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: In the coffin.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when Rick looks at her and says, I
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what will satisfy you, Oh my god.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? It's not hard.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: Don't stick your dick in another woman, and why you
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: have to travel to another country to get it.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe that would satisfy the woman you say you're in
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: love with.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: So Chris says, you have to understand. You have to
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: make her understand you don't want her anymore. You need
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: to tell her and you need to block her. And
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: you see kind of the color drained from his face,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: and finally he says, I can't block her. I don't
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: know what to do because I'm in love with you,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: but I still have feelings for her. And you see
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Tricia's face. That's when the moment it hits her, when
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: she goes, oh, I'm done, Yeah, this is done. This
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: is never and she says, well, I have nothing else
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: to say. He'said, but I love you, and think I
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: hope that Trish realizes whatever she believes, and probably God
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: because they're probably Christian. But if I don't know, I
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: hope she thinks this was a higher power moment, or
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: or if you don't believe in a higher power, the
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: any type of love or self autonomy or any ability
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: to stand up for yourself.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like it came in this moment.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when she said, oh no, you don't love me,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: This is not love, This is not what you do.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: You made a choice, and I hope she sticks with that.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: And because even the producer is trying to tell Rick,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: she's like, well, Rick, they're in the interview.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: She's like, yet kind of did choose your ex?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: Your partner? And Rich like, I don't think it looked
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: like that to me.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: But the self delusion to this man, and he was like,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: you know, love just isn't so black.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: And white, noo.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Choosing to be in love with someone and being in a
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: relationship that is like pregnant, that is eater.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: Or you commit or you do not, it is not negotiable.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: It's not great.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: And if we're this conflicted, you don't go to see
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: her family, stay with your family, yep. Pretend that you're
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: going to have kids with her and propose to her
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: and bring her to America. You don't do all that
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: if you're this conflicted.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: I say this on our show, and it's so grow again.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Everybody's not gonna like this, and it's gross and crass
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: to say it this way, but I only say it
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: because I think this is how he thinks of it
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: down deep. He just wanted young pussy. Yes, that's it.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: That's all this guy fucking cares about.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: And it's gross. Go away, Rick, and I never want
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: to see you on my TV again.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: You give me big ed vibes.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: You give me what's his name, Brian in the wheelchair
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: vibes like you give me give me all of those
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: vibes and I'm but he is a showman, so it
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: makes me feel like we're gonna see him on single
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: Life the way we've seen ed on Shit.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: God, we're gonna see him more. One day.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to meet him at a TLC event
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: and it's gonna be awkward.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: Whatever. Let's wrap this up because I'm drunk.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Will you say, do you remember me from that uber
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: ride when we talked about Chaps.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: No, I've never let any know about that.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: No, listen. I left this scene feeling so good. I
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: was like, we did it, Joe, Yeah he can. We
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: but we got Tricia back.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: Tricia's like, I'm blocking you now, and he's like, no, no, no,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: She's like, yes, fuck yes, why am I going to
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: talk to you again?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: You wasted my time. I'm done. I hated that you
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: make me suffer, and I'm not going to do this.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: She's like, and then she.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Even says, I take my love back because I will
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: not be a second choice. It's finished. Yes, she walks away.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: Rick cries and I wish she realized that I do
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: love her. I just wasn't ready. That's all I can say.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: We see the meat next week. I hope it's petty, petty, petty, Trish, I.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Am praying, begging. So next week looks wild, it looks insane.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: It'll be our last episode of the season before the tellels.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: I think, I.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Hope it's like my ex, like whenever I sent him
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: all his shit after I kicked him out, that like
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: that he that he needed and I sent it in
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: a box and on the top of it, I put
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: his Christmas stocking with his name on it that I
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: bought for him because he said he never had a
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: Christmas stocking with his name on it.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: I hope it's petty like that.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: So he goes to the airport crying and she's there
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: and she's holding some sort of gift bag for him.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, I hope it's a petty gift bag.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe it is the splash pad.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what I said, that's what it is.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: I please don't take him back, Trish, please pase. I'm begging.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think you will.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: I'm proud God. Next time on beer Kan shows off.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: His soccer Oh yeah, sorry, y'all talk about the next
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: time on and I didn't take notes on that.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: It's fine, And he shows off his soccer football skills
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: and then asked Laura to marry him, and she's all
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: horned up watching Oh yeah, it's her soccer heated rivalry
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: like he's heard like teenage son, and yes, good job
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: score that. Uh so. Then Anelin is pregnant. Great, no duh,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: we all called it, but we're wishing it wasn't so.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: And then Forrest leaves the Philippines in a cowboy hat.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: She knows and hysterics of course, and Mollie is rolling
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: her eyes, calling her manipulative. So uh and I feel
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: like their ride home is not going to be as
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: fun as their ride here where dev and Molly were
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: just blown away by everything play.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: You know it's not going to be the same.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Look at the wing is, look at the wing. The
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: wheels are coming up. They were so excited. So Alisa
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: is crying, this was wild. She says, I'm leaving in
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: an hour. And Joshua left me. How can you tell
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: me he loves me? And then brings girls back and
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: disrespects me and shop stops sharing his location with me.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: This guy's blowing it up because again he feels like
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: shit about himself and he's got to blow it up.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, she'll leave me before I'll leave her, kind
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: of I'll get her to leave me. Actually, yeah, my
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: behavior because.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Conversation with you convinced me he's an addict.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: I think he has a problem with I think he
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: has something going on, whether it's drinking or drugs he
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: has I think he is Yeah.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: I think so too. So Lisa in a new wig
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: is back in America and with Faith, her long suffering
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: daughter who we also want to rescue. And Lisa says,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Daniel has not been communicating with me, and Faith has
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: hacked into Daniel's email somehow.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: Faith. Your mom is a lost cause. Use this these
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: skills to solve a cold case or something. Yeah, you
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: could do better than could. She could be working.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: It's your mom.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: I know she won't let go. So she found out
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: some stuff, some stuff. He has someone else saved in
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: his email as wifey or wife, So he's hiding something.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: He's going to find out that.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: He's going to realize Lisa is broke and he's going
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: to try to choose someone more money.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: Yep, and the bar is so low. It just someone
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: live in a tent.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: Give him the Emmy Award for I Jaking out just
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: that it's the best con we've ever seen on Natti
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: Day Fiance history.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: I agree, because let's fall for it.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: The tears from the man at the airport.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Like the oh, they do make drops that make you cry,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: so maybe.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: Well you have to put them in though.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's true. I heard you say, like plucking
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: his hair, like in your pocket, pluck your leg hair.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Aviva is crying, she says, he and then the producer says,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: does this make you question the whole relationship? I don't know,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: but I want to save her too, even though she's
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: so boring.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: I just no, I want to save her now too
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: because she's getting conned.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, So please don't be pregnant at least why your hair?
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  Speaker 1: all I want in life. I want to thank you Maddy.
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  Speaker 3: They're funny.
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  Speaker 1: They're so funny and really raunchy.
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  Speaker 3: So if that we are, we are we are? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If this, if this episode was your speed, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: love love.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till Poodle talks about having sex you're gonna love that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: compared to that slow go.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you everybody. My show is a date with dateline.
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  Speaker 1: You can follow it. That would be nice.
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  Speaker 2: They're not raunchy, they're actually informed, and they actually have
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: ould commentary that show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but it's a great show.
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  Speaker 3: Your Hello Lash fifteen coat because that shit works.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know it really is good.
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  Speaker 3: Really works.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. We miss you, Mary Pain. Come back soon.
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  Speaker 1: We promise we'll cut out anything mean we ever said
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  Speaker 1: about you.
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  Speaker 3: Ginger, sit off the couch right now. I'm almost done
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  Speaker 3: and I'll walk you damn it.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, let me tell y'all about that bitch neighbor across
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: the street who's always complaining about the poop on the lawn. Y'all,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: she causes a fit. There's something wrong with that lady.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: She'll pull over her car and say, why did your
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: doctor on my lawn again?
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  Speaker 3: I talked to my friend Mary and she's pissed at
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  Speaker 3: her too.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's pissed at her, My other and then my other
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  Speaker 1: friend Mary also hat sir. My seventeen Mary friends ate
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  Speaker 1: this bitch fix yourself.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get a midnight text through Mary Pain.
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  Speaker 3: We love y'all. Bye, b hib Mo time