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Lessons in Multiple Nerdgasm: Roald Dahl's Homework Letter · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy guys um we've been trying to do this for about 15 minutes now so I say
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  doing this for half an [Music] hour the internet has not been kind to
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  us this evening what's the internet I think it it's got something to do with
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  podcasts I'm not quite sure what yeah right so the internet's on the radio
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  yeah the internet radio that's another word I heard although it contains the
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  word internet which we also haven't really established like you know what is
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  that so you just blew my mind Mt I don't know it's all a mystery really I don't
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  think anyone knows I don't think anyone knows I think people's voices just
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  started coming out of computers and everyone just went with it what's a
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  computer yeah yeah I understand that how are you on this
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  [Laughter] podcast what's the podcast
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  just talking into this box of course welcome back to another episode of
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  multiple nerdgasm um we've had some technical issues tonight uh as maybe
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  Apparent from uh [ __ ] around uh also um Dave is sadly not able to make it
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  again this week um but don't despair we
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  don't intend to make that permanent he's he's coming back we hope yeah I think
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  he's dealing with some um legal stuff uh that came out of last week's episode and
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  we won't say what it is or we'll say is um Mr Hamill I hope that um you and your
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  lawyers can come to a conclusion shortly and we can have D
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  back this is multim orgasm 101 and that doesn't mean we're going to give you
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  lessons in multim orgasm it means we're episode1 yep that means we're officially
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  in triple digits we didn't just buck around and make the episode 100 we're
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  make the next one I think people actually technically technically this is the
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  triple digital SP cuz remember we had an episode The Lost
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  episode did we that's right oh yeah so really this is the episode that people
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  have actually heard one we've done
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  right oh well that's interesting and also there was no episode zero so you
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  know yeah true all right well fine so we're officially triple digits
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  now well done guys well done and and it started well with half an hour of
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  [ __ ] trying to get Skype to work so y if you're listening and you're the CEO
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  of Skype um [ __ ]
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  you or the CEO of internode my service pro internet service provider who seem
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  to be [ __ ] me in the ass lately or if you're Robbie McGregor who does the
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  voice of uh the customer service on internode um you're fine you're doing well thanks
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  thanks for all your hard work love you he's that voice that answers when you call
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  inter you know the one I'm talking about yeah unfortunately I do yeah I kind of
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  don't I kind of want to calling to know now just to hear it oh you should Robie
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  McGregor has the best voice in Australia yeah it's worth it okay how
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  about give him a call after yeah give him a call I'm sure i' be uh happy to
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  hear from you y all right well I don't want to um we open ourselves up for a
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  bit of criticism by starting with a few of the things that here in the
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  spreadsheet because this episode 101 we could be criticized for is that what
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  you're saying man well I sure hope no one listened to last week's episode yeah
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  I know well I wanted to start out by making fun of some kickstarters um but I
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  want to point out that technically we do have a Kickstarter hanging of our own
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  and we still haven't glass houses is what he's saying yeah a little well I mean ours was
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  successfully funded and um and we have yet to deliver on anything well and I an
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  update for those who back the kickstarter we are still going to do it
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  um we just because obviously we haven't had Dave on the podcast yeah we can't
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  even get all of us here to record the podcast let alone everyone here to yeah
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  film is sance we've had some um we've had some issues getting things organized
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  so but it will be happening abely Dave and I can criticize because
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  Dave has listen to his podcast so it's fine exactly um the shirts and and
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  hoodies and everything for the backers are here and they're being sent out this
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  week so um keep your eye out for those in the mail uh if you backed at that
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  level um and yeah we absolutely are going to do it we just want to we want
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  to do it well we don't want to [ __ ] around and and half ass it and so we've
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  been trying to we wanted to be full asked
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  we want all of our asses in it all yeah
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  so so yeah um so yes I mean did you just promised something on a m i mean do we
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  obligated to put all our asses in this I think we might
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  be so I apologize for that uh but that said um so it will
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  eventually be a successful Kickstarter so um all right so we can now move on to
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  making fun of some some less successful kickstarters and I'd like to begin kick us
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  off well this one just made me laugh I saw it on um toess robot it was um it's
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  a gentleman who's um trying to Kickstart I think it's a comic it was unclear
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  wasn't it yeah it's called Batman Legacy B he just basically had a concept he
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  wanted to throw out there well and that and it's it's also a concept that's been
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  done before so um this artwork because yeah he's us recycled
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  picture from an existing piece of work yeah this ISS Batman Legacy which is um
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  Batman this is mostly in in lower case uh low you know like all all lower case
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  with no capitalization except for one one instance the word no only one time
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  the word Batman is capitalized yeah sometimes Batman's a proper noun
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  sometimes it's a common noun you know what I mean like Batman or the Batman
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  yeah so um Batman told like never before never before Batman becomes a legacy
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  from father to son starting in the Civil War picture is not my design there's no
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  punctuation in that either that's not even the end so continue
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  reading I well this is this is the head I'll repeat Batman told like never
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  before Batman becomes a legacy from father to son starting in the Civil War
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  picture is not my design about this project I want make my
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  mark on the Batman Legacy I want to write a series spanning over 100 Years
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  of the cow being handed down from father to son starting back in the Civil War
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  era when Bruce Wayne's great great great grandfather had his entire family
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  slaughtered by Union soldiers and went out to seek revenge Sorry by Union
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  Soldiers so Batman's actually a Confederate Batman side of the South
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  that's brilliant that is really funny otherwise he'd have to give Alfred back
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  or give him his freedom and when he went out to convention uh
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  Slaughter by Union soldiers and went out to seek Vengeance during this he
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  fathered a son right before his death who was taken by by Raz Al ghoul and
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  trained by the League of Shadows if I go any further it'll ruin the series so if
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  you like it please don't oh wow I'm glad he didn't go any further RIS and
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  challenges oh my God yeah see the funn the funniest challenge is the first one
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  where it goes the only real challenge I can really see is getting DC's permission to do
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  this yeah that might be a bigger challenge than you
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  think he says but with the money I raise here I will fly to Burbank and pitch my
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  idea to them and hope that they okay it thank you for your time wow so anyway um
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  so far four people have backed this this is this is current this kickstar people
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  have backed it and he's up to $13 these are these are not some Hefty backings he
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  wants 3,000 he doesn't say why he doesn't say what it's for uh it's
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  to go to Burbank isn't it yeah yeah accommodation but where is he also I'm
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  not sure anyone name like Raza ghoul was living in America around the time of the
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  Civil War they would probably St out being a bit of the odd one out you know
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  that game on The Simpsons where sorry you know that you know that segment on
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  Sesame Street where it's one of these kids is doing his own thing that that
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  would be Raz you know yeah yeah yeah I think Raza ghoul would have been um
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  would have been in the South during that her they would have noticed him they
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  would have noticed him standing there he would have been he would have been
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  cleaning up after the animals
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  oh yeah Batman uh Batman Legacy that sounds great I mean I'm all
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  I I'm all almost intrigued enough to kick in except that he needs three grand
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  for this and he's not going to get it and even when he does I don't even know
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  what this is and even with that he's not going to get permission to do it so if
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  you're just going to put Batman FanFiction on the internet you don't
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  need permission for that I mean you do but nobody does so just do it you don't
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  need more cash for that that's right but it did inspire me to um look for some
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  more failed kickstarters cuz let's be honest I mean we've made fun of a lot of
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  kickstarters that have made a ton of cash but um there's actually a website called Kick
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  end.com which uh is only the kickstarters that have made exactly
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  Z of their goals and uh you guys had a chance to check this out I have yeah a
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  couple find anything you like absolutely yeah I've got um I've
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  got two here in particular um if you'd like me to
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  proceed um the first I found um this a
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  this is a film called a dingo movie y um a Dinger movie sees a man raised by
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  an isolated tribe of Aborigines since he was 6 months old uh and then taken to
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  London England now I want to read you the full outline because it's kind of
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  great yeah in 1986 a plane crashes off the coast of Australia there is one
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  Survivor a baby boy who washes up on shore he's taken in by a he's taken in
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  by a pack of dingos raised by them until the age of five and then taken in by an
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  Aboriginal tribe and raised in their culture until adulthood they couldn't
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  have saved by just making the aborigin find him apparently not well no because
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  then passed around the next the next part wouldn't happen which is given the
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  name dingo by the tribe he remains within the tribe never encountering the
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  world outside his village that is until a TV crew filming in the area locate
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  dingo's tribe seeing an opportunity to make some Fast Cash they barter with the
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  tribe to take the dingo back to take dingo back to London England where they
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  film his experience of this whole new world he has never known to comedic
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  effect oh I don't even know where to begin with the aberin bartering for
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  their children I mean the [ __ ] that went on in this country up until including
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  the 70s is is just a just a little too on the nose man yeah wow so and and this
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  is a this is a UK production I was gonna ask that is this written by an
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  Australian I don't think I don't think he knows a lot about Australia I don't
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  think he knows all about Australia I'd still like to see that movie
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  though I mean and it takes place in 1986 so I suppose it's possible that a plane
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  crash would go unnoticed you're absolutely right um how much money did
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  he need for this project he wanted um
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  1,500 okay so he got he got zero um and
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  chall produced the film I mean that's that's low low budget there it doesn't
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  say it just says risks and challenges we are a team with over 30 years experience
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  in the TV and film industry behind us and to guide us is that just watching it
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  or I watched The Gods Must Be Crazy and I wanted to make the same movie but in the
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  outback yeah we're dealing with Mother Nature on this production and do face
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  the potential for weather related delays I think that any could say that sorry
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  wow we have structured the shooting schedule to allow for this occurrence so
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  that should weather prevent us from filming a scene Outdoors at any point we
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  can Retreat and film indoor scenes until a weather window opens up allowing us to film
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  outside that's that's the only risk they they can see with this we might not be
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  able to film outside sometimes so we'll film inside
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  instead on our 1,000 budget for a feature film that's being shot internationally
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  yeah yeah well no I let me know how you go with that guys yeah I assume they're
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  going to simulate Australia in the UK by Magic I guess well I mean it doesn't
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  doesn't look very much well two of us two of the three of us live in a state
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  called New South Wales so I assume that there's a part of South Wales that looks
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  exactly like this so if you're listening I don't know that's true and you're
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  filming in Britain just go down to South Wales and um EXA like the I'm well I
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  mean to be fair tonight it is pissing down with rain so it does look a lot
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  like it but uh under normal circumstances days agoad in the middle
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  of the summer and I had a h on today and two days ago we were visited
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  by Satan himself um and uh it was about
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  40 [ __ ] degrees so I don't know if that happens in England in fact I'm
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  confident that it doesn't in fact last time I was over that way um there was a
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  heat wave in France uh and it was about 35° and people were people were
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  collapsing in the street going that that's just a normal day yeah
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  I know look I found some uh some gems on Kick Ended as well I mean there's this
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  one Florida Treasures 31 lighthouses uh this book will be a collection of 31
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  ligh houses from the perspective of a professional photographer and licensed
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  Captain I mean you know riveting um he got zero of his
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  $20,000 goal so I don't quite know why you need,
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  $20,000 to find lighthouses Street Dreams and that's dreams with a zed on
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  the end I would like to interview unique people with ambitious goals and tell the
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  story of why and how they come up with their ideas not just how why why do you
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  come up with ideas oh just think of them but the reason that I'm really paused on this
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  one is because that you know synopsis aside the picture is of two chicks in
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  torn up mid drifts with big boobs poking out and their pants kind of pulled down
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  to what I assume is the the legal limit and I just don't really see what it's
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  got to do with it but you know it did get my it did get my attention they only
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  needed, 1500 bucks but they they still got zero um and the other one that I
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  thought was good is uh Locomotion shoes the walking billboard uh which is also
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  just Ed to self-proclaim the coolest shoes and um this is basically shoes
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  that have a circuit board in the soul and some kind of projectory doesn't
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  quite go into uh detail of how it works but any logo that you decide you want to
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  advertise can be projected onto the exterior of your shoes as you walk
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  along all right and he needs five grand to make a prototype or I could just put
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  a sticker on there yeah that's right I mean I'm not sure why you do want to
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  advertise Brands I mean I mean am I making some cash off of this am I going
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  to Coca-Cola and going how much would you give me if I wear your logo on my
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  glow-in-the-dark shoes although I mean people if you want
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  ahead yeah yeah I mean we're not going to give you any cash cuz we run this at
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  out I I'll give you a hug yeah yep anyone who does that I will give you a
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  hug there you go and Luke is a good hugger Dan's right though we do pay for
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  page anyway um back to Kickstarter Luke do you find anything on
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  that site all another one I found oh yeah go ahead
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  um stage more which is a um
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  uh I think it's a show yeah this show takes a look at the activity of an off
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  off Broadway Theater and the people in it um the trailer for this made me laugh
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  because at a certain point some very dramatic music starts and you can't just
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  you just can't hear the dialogue at all in the trailer anymore so that that made
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  me laugh but the other thing that made me laugh is um
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  yeah um they wanted 10 grand to to do the show um they didn't get any money
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  and then at some point um the there's just a comment from from the Creator
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  saying thanks for nothing on wed on Wednesday 20 grand will be invested and
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  then and that's it nothing else on there so um and except the name of the project
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  has been changed to Stage more the project is a go so congrat
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  ulations um I guess despite the um the
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  appearance of failure it was a success or let's go back a second there they
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  were asking for 10 grand yes they were asking for 10 grand
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  right yes they got zero
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  yes and they've put a comment there reaching out to to the zero
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  backers saying [ __ ] you we're putting in our own money and we're putting in
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  double well it it doesn't say who put it it literally just says on
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  wed wait here we go oh no here we go there's more comments in the comment
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  section and then there was an update okay rumors of a huge investment coming this
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  week and then project is a
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  go and then nothing so [ __ ] knows what happened' got a an anonymous benefactor
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  yeah I thought that would just being random I was interviewing a um guy a
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  couple of weeks ago the um curator of the Sydney festival and um English is a
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  second language and I I think he just had a lot on his plate and was kind of
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  trying to remember everything and kind of talk right but he ended up saying
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  something that sounded like it was supposed to be really profound but I
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  think it was just a a slip of the tongue but um he said this is one of those
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  events that only 10 people will get to sorry this is one of those events that
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  that only 10,000 people will get to see but 20,000 people will remember it for
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  the rest of their lives and it was like what whoa why will twice as many people
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  remember it as the people who saw it yeah what the hell you know what I
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  mean and like in a way a
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  threat I've just found another one yeah it's called the scoy
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  project and it's a clothing line startup
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  with a web present spelled p r n TS soon
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  to follow in a very gifts and the pictures are of the
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  t-shirts are pictures of a bear uh crudely drawn cartoon bear who's like
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  opening up his jacket to sell you some mushrooms and then the there's another
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  shirt where it's the bear sitting underneath the toad St eating mushrooms
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  so I don't know what I don't know what the deal with this
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  is oh I think you've gone a little dark again Matt you
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  mean as in I'm being creepy or as in you can't hear me anymore oh there you go
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  there you go yeah that was weird speaking of dark on a um on a sad note
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  the um the creator of sco says I have literally put my life into scoy
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  everything I own except my TV I have sold just to put into this I sit up
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  night and day promoting this calling asking for favors doing everything I can
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  possibly do this is my passion and my dream and even the smallest thing could
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  help thank you he got 0 God how much did
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  he want sold everything a thousand he sold everything but his TV if you just
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  sold the TV you could have got a grand yeah there's done
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  this well I just found one which it's a bit
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  weird something that possibly could have done well was that I funded a project on
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  Kickstarter and all I got with his saly to shirt T-shirt oh yeah uh so it's not a crazy
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  idea no I mean that's I've gotten some pretty shitty t-shirts off of
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  kickstarters you're about to get some more they've got got our logo on
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  them he's going to charge 20 bucks each but what he's got here is his risks
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  and challenges he doesn't have any risks he's an experienced screen printer so
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  production will not be a problem and he'll ship them in a flat rate USP
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  envelope to all supporters the picture he's got of it is just something he's drawn in
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  paint it's not even a T-shirt If You're So experienced you could have made a
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  t-shirt yeah make a demo version
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  surely see some of these I mean we laugh obviously but I mean our Kickstarter was
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  silly as well that was the point um and yeah you know was a silly video um but I
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  just wonder if these people did they just put it up and then
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  let it sit there and and then like maybe they didn't understand how they how to
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  get people to like not even to have one of their friends even kick in for yeah
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  surely they didn't even put this on Facebook or you know you put it on
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  Facebook and and your mom kicks in you know yeah and I understand that but like
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  cuz yeah cuz here's the thing like if you're going to do a Kickstarter if
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  you're a listener and you you want to Kickstart something you've got to get
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  people you know to help you out because if people go to your Kickstarter and
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  nobody is kicked in nobody at all yeah then nobody will like we we we had the
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  benefit of of a small but established fan base so we we put ours up we put it
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  out some people chucked in some money so immediately it looked like it was going
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  somewhere you know like I mean kickstar
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  I back go I backed quite a lot of pro I backed quite a few projects and if I was
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  to see something even if I thought it was good and it had zero yeah I'm going
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  to shy away from it yeah even though it doesn't M see cuz the thing is you can
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  back a project and um if it doesn't get funded then you don't pay so it doesn't
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  really matter that much but it just doesn't look feels like a lost CA and
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  the novelty of of kickstarters worn off to the point where nobody just goes to
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  Kickstarter to browse like that's right you've got to see it on your friend's
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  Facebook yeah or like most recently I backed uh the new um Kickstarter for the
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  new Shadow run Shadow run Hong Kong brained schemes um the games company um
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  they backed another they're doing another um Shadow Run game and they've
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  already been it's already over a million dollars um and I saw that on uh Twitter
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  I think um but then it you know it ended up on all the gaming sites and that kind
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  of thing like I think if you just put something up on Kickstarter and then
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  walk away then that's you might as well just not bother that's right if that's
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  the only effort you put in that's the only return you're going to get like you
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  might get really lucky like that guy who did potato salad yeah absolutely no no
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  but I I'm guaranteed that that guy didn't just do that he probably he would
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  have sent that around he would put it on Facebook and he would have got somehow
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  he got the ball rolling you know cuz otherwise no one would see it well why
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  would been talking I actually just backed a project on
• 26:17
  Kickstarter exploding kittens go on oh that's the um the the the oatmeals yeah
• 26:23
  the oatmeal game c game yep they needed 10,000 they're at 4 m
• 26:29
  they have 23 days to go yeah that went well for him well for them I should say
• 26:34
  for them yeah yeah look some of them some kickstarters go that's the thing it
• 26:39
  makes people think they can do anything and and really you could it's just that
• 26:44
  you've got to you've got to have that spark and you've got to get it out there
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  like now that we've done it the first time I think um if we were to do it
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  again I think we would do better I agree there were things I would
• 26:56
  do differently about ours I don't know if this is this isn't really the
• 26:59
  kickstarter advice podcast so I mean if people want if people listeners want to
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  know more shoot me an email cuz I'll say one thing I'll say one thing running a
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  Kickstarter even a silly simple one like ours is quite a lot of work and I
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  appreciate more how much effort a lot of people put in to um to Kickstarter us no
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  it it's quite a lot of effort like because you've got to make sure people
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  don't just ignore it it doesn't just drop off the radar you got to keep the
• 27:31
  people who've backed it informed you've got to [ __ ]
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  um uh you sh on Twitter you've got people asking questions you it's just
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  yeah I didn't expect it to be quite as much TR or not trouble but it required a
• 27:45
  lot of attention so I can see why ones people
• 27:51
  asking for you know big games that are asking for you know like 400 Grand or
• 27:56
  whatever man that would be a like a nightmare to manage like that's a
• 27:59
  full-time job managing a Kickstarter for something that big yeah I I can
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  appreciate that anyway not the most hilarious um five
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  minutes of me talking about
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  [Music] k something that might be
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  hilarious um apparently it is now possible maybe it's always been possible
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  for um for for a black couple to have a white baby did you know that uh I didn't
• 28:32
  know that hilarious though really you don't think it's funny
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  I think it's funny I imagine look on his face was pretty funny yeah but you know
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  what they go through the article kind of names a few different
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  scientific possibilities theories why two black people would have a white baby
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  but I think they're ignoring the most obvious which is that she's just not
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  confessing that she has person I know
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  and he says I thought of that at first but nah
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  yeah he's confident that it is I look it might be I just thought it was it was I
• 29:12
  it was a funny story I knew it could happen the other way around because
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  that's the way jeans work and dominant jeans um but I didn't realize it could
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  be inverted like this yeah because particularly the baby has blue eyes and
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  that's imagine being a literally white
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  Caucasian child right so you got a mustache and trying going your whole
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  life trying to convince people you're black mean no but also you're also going
• 29:41
  to have this whole complex where your parents going no you're not adopted yeah
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  and yeah that's right like I look nothing like you I know so many
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  questions are going to be asked when he's at school yeah oh man but like yeah
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  like you said like it's it's blueeyed blond hair baby
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  like come on really I mean they say that yeah okay maybe it's possible and
• 30:06
  they've come up with a couple of suggestions but man that if I was him
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  I'd be getting a little test done yeah I would as well you know I read an article
• 30:16
  recently about another strange birth thing which was a woman who got pregnant
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  to two separate men at the same time I've heard of something like that basically she
• 30:28
  twice and had two sexual partners in a short period of time and both of the
• 30:32
  eggs were fertilized so she had
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  twins uh two different men that's so weird and I'd love it I'd
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  love to think that one was a black dude and one was a white dude and so there
• 30:45
  was a black and white baby or like one was Danny Deo one was
• 30:49
  anold Schwarz [ __ ] yeah and know and we getting a sequel to twins
• 30:54
  yeah although apparently we weren't we already getting one of with Eddie mph
• 30:59
  that's right cuz Arnold Scher thought that
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  wasar he was black yeah yeah well he didn't never said that he just said I
• 31:08
  think you can imagine why that would be funny look speaking of casual racism
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  right yeah I uh you know how there's there's towns all over the world with
• 31:22
  funny names you know and um we've got a lot of them over here yeah
• 31:29
  that's right and you know just through the language barrier there's sometimes
• 31:33
  names that kind of sound like foreign words that make perfect sense in their
• 31:39
  home country but sound a bit rude overseas or something like that I think
• 31:44
  I've found the best one and this isn't a misnomer and it's not
• 31:50
  just Lost in Translation there is a town in Spain called
• 31:56
  Matos and I'm sure I'm pronouncing that wrong and we have at least one listener
• 32:00
  in Spain who uh can correct me Matos which literally translates into
• 32:07
  kill the Jews
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  oh really and uh it's left over from a time when uh the town was quite
• 32:18
  anti-semitic so it's not even like there was you know something that's kind of
• 32:23
  lost Through the Ages through the translation no no no um it was just a
• 32:27
  bunch of bigots who called their Town kill the Jews um who recently this year
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  oh it's last year I should say 2014 uh
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  had a referendum in their town uh 93% of
• 32:43
  the village uh decided to uh it was time to change the name have to ask a
• 32:49
  question had they tried to change it in the past no they had not okay no had
• 32:55
  come up didn't come up um so do you want to know what they're changing it
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  to yes so instead of uh Mar judios which
• 33:06
  is kill the Jews they're changing it to
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  uh mot de judios which means Hill of the
• 33:16
  Jews Hill of the Jews I guess they figured it had to still
• 33:22
  rhyme interesting um does that mean does that mean the Jews are now wel come there yes
• 33:29
  as a matter of fact um let me read you a little bit of this article here is a
• 33:34
  quote from the mayor we are very happy because of my we are very happy because
• 33:39
  the majority were in favor of the change the phrase MOS did not correspond with
• 33:44
  the way this Village thinks or acts these days nor with our village flag which
• 33:51
  actually has a star of David on it I was going to say one of the locals is
• 33:54
  pissing on the star on the flag but the mayor also aims to restore The
• 34:01
  Village's old Jewish quarter um what happened to that ored I
• 34:08
  don't think he want know so there's a lecture in linguistics
• 34:12
  uh at a Spanish University who had this to say is it right to change the name
• 34:19
  yes am I personally insulted by the name not
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  really he says there are there is actually a history of Spanish towns
• 34:29
  being called after racist things uh that should be ignored like mat moros which
• 34:34
  is kill the mo a historic word used to describe the Muslims who uh once uh
• 34:40
  resided in a large part of Spain um
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  right yeah uh words like that are so strongly ingrained that most Spanish
• 34:48
  people really aren't aware of the connotation so if they say the word
• 34:53
  Matamoros they don't literally mean kill Arabs and I'd imagine it's the same with
• 34:59
  mudos so maybe maybe you'd imagine so then I assume they this article the
• 35:05
  writers of this article contacted uh Matamoros um kill the Moors and asked
• 35:11
  them if they planned to change their name as well and their May said we have
• 35:17
  never thought of altering it it's a historic name you're born with it and you live with
• 35:23
  it so there you go fair enough there is a
• 35:30
  gentleman um I thought this was just really interesting um a 23y old British
• 35:35
  man has been suffering from constant Deja Vu which may have been triggered by
• 35:41
  anxiety Matt you bring this up every
• 35:46
  week uh this is the first time a link between Deja Vu and anxiety has been
• 35:52
  made um so you know don't they're not quite sure yet but but basically this
• 35:58
  guy just keeps having deja vu all the time and it says here there was one
• 36:04
  instance where he went to get a haircut as he walked in he got a feeling of deja
• 36:09
  vu as if he'd been to get a haircut before and then he had Deja Vu of the
• 36:14
  deja vu like he had Deja Vu that he had Deja Vu getting
• 36:18
  a yeah he couldn't think of anything else and he felt like he was trapped in
• 36:22
  a Time Loop and then he starts to get anxious and it gets worse and worse and
• 36:25
  worse and he he just feels like he's trapped in a Time Loop Jesus and he just
• 36:29
  spirals back in time maybe he is trapped in a Time Loop and this isn't Deja
• 36:36
  Vu it could be is he is it Bill Murray it could be Bill
• 36:42
  Murray someone made a great suggestion the other day they should announce that
• 36:46
  they're doing a sequel of Groundhog Day and then just re-release Groundhog
• 36:50
  Day that would be Excell that's a [ __ ] excellent call
• 36:55
  it Grand Hog Day 2 make a million bucks
• 37:01
  yeah I I would go see it yeah so would I apparently um I learned in this article actually
• 37:08
  that Deja Vu is apparently way more common uh when you're
• 37:12
  younger um you first experience it around the age of six or seven and then
• 37:17
  it happens most often between the ages of 15 and 25 and then kind of trails
• 37:23
  off yeah I thought that was really interesting I didn't know that I did
• 37:27
  walk around kind of bewildered between the ages of 15 and 25 I must admit that
• 37:31
  I don't know if I was having d v but I really didn't know what was going on
• 37:35
  absolutely so I'll buy it the photos in these articles always make me laugh
• 37:40
  because they're just so melodramatic like there's there's like there's one
• 37:45
  photo of a brain scan that's fine and then the two other photos in this
• 37:49
  article are both of people with their heads in their hands like like ultimate
• 37:54
  despair these are reminding me of the same pictures
• 37:57
  on the article we read a couple of weeks ago about the guy who couldn't stop
• 38:02
  orgasming his father's funeral and on the golf course
• 38:06
  y his father's funeral that was an amazing
• 38:11
  story for those of you who forgot he didn't just orgasm at his dad's funeral
• 38:16
  he orgasmed nine times as they were lowering the casket into the
• 38:21
  hole and then there was as the article went on there were photos of him
• 38:25
  gradually like increasing in Spar like and one he's just sad he looks a bit sad
• 38:30
  and then the next one he's hand head's in his hands and the last one he's just
• 38:34
  lying on the ground like begging to God to make the make the jizz
• 38:40
  stop so yeah so yeah uh constant Deja Vu that would be um that would be [ __ ]
• 38:47
  annoying I um kind imtion and um someone
• 38:51
  said um people have suggested that um
• 38:55
  it's similar to vertigo um people have suggested it's because
• 39:01
  the ear canal is near the temporal lobe which make control look they really they
• 39:04
  just don't know got no idea they got no [ __ ] IDE bra just does dumb [ __ ] you
• 39:09
  know what I learned lately we have no idea why we yawn yeah yeah I heard that
• 39:14
  scientists are at odds arguing over that one like and um what is dreaming yeah
• 39:19
  like what the [ __ ] do we dream like it's it's weird yeah well didn't they explain
• 39:23
  dreaming that's your brain going I something nothing's happening and wants
• 39:27
  to create something well I don't think that's fact I think that's a theory and
• 39:31
  it's a pretty good theory like cuz my brain gets bored and tries fill in the
• 39:36
  blanks itself does that during does that during the day so I'm sure it does it
• 39:42
  when I'm asleep but um I've just uh so we're on the BBC website looking at this
• 39:48
  article and I've just clicked on a link in the sidebar for a um another article
• 39:52
  and maybe we'll cut this I don't know whether it's okay to laugh at this or
• 39:56
  not but I just noticed the headline 14-year-old boy raped while walking the
• 40:00
  dog and I know it's not funny that he got raped but whilst walking the dog
• 40:07
  that he didn't stop and he didn't let go of the dog you know what I mean like he wasn't
• 40:13
  raped while he was out to walk the dog you know he was raped while walking the
• 40:20
  dog during the the time he was
• 40:24
  yeah yeah the poor [Music]
• 40:30
  kid well we don't have um we don't have any more [ __ ] watch but um don't we as
• 40:37
  far as I'm still photos if you want yeah but we do have a bit of [ __ ] news I
• 40:42
  love a news and we actually have a jingle for that uh from a very very long
• 40:48
  time ago and it goes like
• 40:53
  this news that's great right so before um
• 40:59
  before [ __ ] watch I think there was um was [ __ ] news and there was actually
• 41:04
  also um believe there was dwar watch as well wasn't there I was going to say I
• 41:09
  don't have that queued up but give me a minute because it's it's worth hearing
• 41:13
  the jingle for dwarf watch we should just do an episode where we just listen
• 41:17
  to all the old stupid Jingles I agree [Music]
• 41:24
  yeah that was the dwarf watch that's
• 41:29
  ridiculous well Matt why don't you uh let us know what the dwarf news is sorry
• 41:33
  [ __ ] news [Music]
• 41:38
  midet see what you did there well dwarf stripper cat Hoffman I'm familiar with
• 41:45
  cat Hoffman yeah I thought you might lie I'm familiar with cat well I'm sorry Dan
• 41:50
  but she's found love with her army Sergeant
• 41:55
  fiance who happens to be 6' yeah well I just couldn't compete with that
• 42:00
  no the arttic the article makes heavy mention to the fact that he's very tall
• 42:06
  and she's a dwarf so in fact this article has a lot of little little
• 42:11
  phrases in it that make look I agree with that let's um let's go through and
• 42:14
  let's pick out the gems shall we do you want to take us uh take us
• 42:19
  through well you can you can you can well I just you know the whole article
• 42:23
  is written with a kind of tongue and cheap mentality that I just really find
• 42:27
  uh quite entertaining when Kat Hoffman was growing up bullies were a big
• 42:32
  problem for her like you know like there's there's a size pun in almost
• 42:37
  every sentence yeah absolutely I like my fa my absolute
• 42:42
  favorites there two and kind of it's actually the same
• 42:46
  paragraph Hoffman plans to spend five more years dancing before hanging up her
• 42:51
  pint siiz pasties for good still she thinks shaking her tiny tail feather
• 42:56
  sends a positive message for anyone with a disability which I'm sure it does I
• 43:00
  mean yeah didn't need to have P SI or tiny in there at all that's all I'm
• 43:05
  saying probably not look the thing about it look we all know there's [ __ ]
• 43:11
  strippers but um we know but uh does anyone really you
• 43:17
  know take the time to hear the story behind why they became a [ __ ] stripper
• 43:24
  well assuming that [ __ ] already and they just decided to become a stripper I
• 43:27
  don't think anyone decides to become a um when Hoffman turned 18 she discovered
• 43:31
  a way to make her short stat a big Advantage when she visited a local strip
• 43:35
  club by the end of the night I was on stage in the nude Hoffman
• 43:40
  said um so there you go but what I
• 43:44
  really love is um her sister Renee who is also a dwarf has reservations I've
• 43:50
  been to her shows before they're not there to see her they're there to laugh
• 43:54
  at her Hoffman doesn't care about the haters I call myself a smile producer
• 43:59
  not an exotic Entertainer she says well doesn't matter what you call yourself
• 44:04
  though does
• 44:07
  it no look I I I yeah that's I can see
• 44:12
  where her sister's coming from and I can see also if
• 44:16
  she's if she's kind of taking advantage of the fact that whatever the people are
• 44:22
  there for if they're giving her money and she's okay she doesn't give a [ __ ]
• 44:26
  she just she's like if they're going to give me money to do this I'll [ __ ]
• 44:29
  take advantage of it much them back like I say good honor like cuz you know [ __ ]
• 44:35
  yeah Power you're giving me money like I think something like that could
• 44:42
  be could be degrading if you let it but if she goes with it and she she's having
• 44:48
  fun and she she doesn't care and it sounds it doesn't sound to me like she
• 44:51
  thinks she's being like like exploited ridiculed or anything like like that
• 44:58
  and I wouldn't have thought that looking at her you know I mean she's she's a
• 45:02
  dwarf obviously but she's not you know go
• 45:06
  on admit you find her attracted she's all right for forw there you go that'll
• 45:12
  do um this I find interesting do you guys know how they
• 45:17
  met no Hoffman says performing not only gave her confidence about her body but
• 45:22
  it also helped her find true love in the form of her six foot tall army Sergeant
• 45:26
  Eric bushner 34 who wanted to meet her after seeing her pictures
• 45:31
  online oh how romantic now just just to see what he might have seen I decided to
• 45:37
  do a quick Google image search that could have been you Dan I know could
• 45:40
  have been you and you pretty much see it all I mean there's pictures of her
• 45:45
  fingering other midgets um licking the kits of
• 45:49
  regularized women there's a picture of her painted blue as a nude
• 45:55
  Smurfette which is now my best talk
• 46:01
  background also I will point out I know we've talked about this a little bit
• 46:05
  before and people we've had people write in and remind us and we know we just you
• 46:11
  know not that fussed about it you're not supposed to call them midgets right
• 46:15
  except she calls herself cat the [ __ ] stripper yeah I think
• 46:22
  um I think it's the same as most things where you can find something offensive
• 46:27
  if you want to and maybe it's also to do with the fact that she is one so she can
• 46:30
  use that word like I mean if it was like Butch the stripper then that doesn't
• 46:36
  mean it's okay for us to say you know what I
• 46:44
  mean y you know what I mean yeah I
• 46:53
  agree I do like this line the height difference does POS some problems but
• 46:58
  nothing too big that I can't handle
• 47:04
  yeah no also I just love that this whole article is is pretty patronizing as it
• 47:10
  is because it's like like the title of the the article is is all right dwarf
• 47:16
  stripper cat Hoffman finds love with army Sergeant right that's still a bit
• 47:19
  patronizing CU yeah she you know okay fine I'm sure dwares get married all the
• 47:24
  time but the the video that they've got on there the title is dwarf stripper
• 47:29
  supported by loving fiance like they it's I assume because of the stripping
• 47:35
  aspect of it but it's just it's just all of it patronizing midgets get married
• 47:40
  and strippers get married too so the fact that a dwarf stripper gets married
• 47:44
  shouldn't really blow anybody's mind although it is
• 47:50
  adorable anyway that's uh this this week's [ __ ] news
• 47:55
  midet news so we let see what I've been up to this
• 48:01
  week um Luke remember about two years ago you gifted
• 48:06
  Dave uh DCS black shark yes I do remember he played it for
• 48:13
  how long was it 12 minutes yeah 12 minutes um earlier in the he begged me
• 48:19
  for that game
• 48:22
  yeah yeah he did yeah so uh during the
• 48:27
  week Matt gifted me a game uh civilization 5 thanks for that Matt um I
• 48:33
  don't know if you can access my profile and see how much I've been
• 48:39
  playing yeah yeah I'll just have just
• 48:43
  but just in contrast to Dave Dave played
• 48:47
  uh Luke's gift for 12 minutes and um in the last couple of days Matt I've played
• 48:53
  Civ for or Luc Tellis uh um holy
• 48:58
  crap 32 hours really
• 49:05
  yeah really do love this
• 49:07
  game wow okay I I'm very very glad to
• 49:12
  have thanks thanks for that I probably should have just bought this years ago
• 49:16
  when it came out it's been sitting in my wish list yeah no it literally came up and
• 49:23
  told me I bought um uh beyond Earth which is the the new it's it's sort of
• 49:27
  an expansion sort of a standalone game it's the one that's set in space um oh
• 49:32
  yeah yeah and so yeah and I already had Civ 5 um and this came in a pack with
• 49:38
  all the expansions for Civ 5 and Civ 4 and Civ 3 as well I think um and so at
• 49:44
  the end of it I had a copy left over and it literally came up and said oh you've
• 49:47
  got a copy of Civ 5 Dan wishes for
• 49:51
  C5 like some poor kid who can't afford it yeah that was that was the word was
• 49:56
  like Dan wishes for it and I I couldn't say no I did wish for it I did and I got
• 50:01
  it wishes do come true but no I seriously love this [ __ ] game all
• 50:06
  right awesome good yeah it's good it's good fun and while I was on there I
• 50:10
  decided to check to see if Dave's been playing black shark anymore he's played
• 50:14
  it for half an hour oh yeah that's nice so um who's
• 50:20
  your favorite um civilization to play play as well I
• 50:24
  mean I don't know if you can if you can choose maybe you can I just don't know
• 50:27
  how but I've been randomly assigned every time I've started to play okay you
• 50:31
  can CH can choose yeah right yeah go into advanced setting gotta yeah um so I
• 50:37
  had a pretty longlasting campaign as the Greeks uh which was good um played all
• 50:43
  the way through to the end um cuz there's several ways you can you can win
• 50:47
  the game or let's just say there's several ways you can end the game one of
• 50:51
  them is just to get to the year 2050 uh without having been wiped off the planet
• 50:56
  um so my Greeks were uh successful in lasting that long that was uh that was
• 51:02
  good uh right now I'm playing as the Siamese Empire that ill- faded Siamese
• 51:09
  Empire and I'm doing quite well played a bit earlier today went to war with
• 51:13
  Germany and uh yeah wiped the floor with them so that's good made uh made an
• 51:19
  alliance with uh Arabia that's going well got a bit of a Free Trade Agreement
• 51:25
  going with them so it's good um I'm just going to put this out there
• 51:30
  I just added a game to my wish list okay what is it the home World
• 51:37
  remastered collection see I don't think I own a copy of that um and I don't know
• 51:42
  if there's a scenario where I'm going to accidentally end up with an extra copy
• 51:47
  yeah but if that ever happens I promise you I will gift it to you okay
• 51:52
  awesome actually I'm probably just going to buy it it comes out yeah I was going
• 51:55
  to say don't hold your breath so yeah um I've I to be honest I haven't
• 52:01
  had a whole lot of time to play games lately unfortunately um but I have been
• 52:06
  trying to play a bit more Dragon Age um but I don't know you guys haven't played
• 52:09
  it at all yet have you no I played the first five minutes of it and then put it
• 52:14
  aside yeah so did I but I don't really count that as having played
• 52:19
  it well look I mean ow I got a cramp Jesus
• 52:23
  Christ sorry right that [ __ ] hurts leave this in leave it
• 52:30
  in oh God
• 52:36
  okay all right all right ah I'm back um
• 52:42
  I've played up to what I would consider the I've played through what I would
• 52:47
  consider the first kind of section of the game and um it's [ __ ] excellent
• 52:53
  oh really like you're enjoying it yeah it's yeah yeah really good um the the
• 52:59
  scope of it and the the soundtrack in particular the soundtrack is amazing
• 53:02
  it's just so it's so kind of Epic and um and immersive and
• 53:08
  yeah so far the story is really good like people had a lot of problems with
• 53:11
  um with two because it was kind of repetitive and this I thought I we
• 53:16
  mentioned this before I think we've talked about it before it plays a little
• 53:19
  bit like an MMO and that you go around and kind of wander around areas and do
• 53:23
  quests and stuff like that but to me it's got all the best bit of an MMO
• 53:28
  where um you can kind of want play with people well yeah that um but you can if
• 53:33
  you want to I think but I I don't think it's in the main game I think it's got
• 53:37
  separate multiplayer campaigns um but like you you know you acquire
• 53:43
  um influence and you get uh you get quests that kind of repeat because
• 53:49
  you're trying to you your goal is to amass influence over over the area so
• 53:54
  that you can unlock new areas and new Quest and stuff like that and so um I
• 53:59
  don't know I just I'm finding it really really like compelling and I'm sad that
• 54:04
  I haven't had time to play cuz I know I know people who have finished it like
• 54:08
  three times already and I'm like [ __ ] right I can't even talk to them about it
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  because this is the real reason why I haven't played the game yet cuz I know
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  what um I need to give the time to to actually enjoy it and get into
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  it I I could honestly I I think just sit down and play for for days if if if it
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  that was feasible well I hopefully I will be able to play it the next 3 days
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  because um Hannah's going to Tasmania with work yeah right so I think this
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  might be the time wow nice one will it be that or Dying Light oh yeah that's
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  out this week isn't it well it's it's out and it's not out at the same time oh
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  it's out on digital yeah they came out and said that there's a problem with
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  getting the physical copies on the shelves so that won't be coming out till
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  next month but the digital copy the shelves all broke is is this more
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  zombies yeses of Parkour yeah that that
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  does sound interesting but I've played Infinity zombie games
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  already yeah I think I'm really I'm really done with this now in in the same
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  way that there don't need to be any more vampire movies cuz we've seen them all
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  now the good ones and the bad I think zombies have come full circle and we
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  need to just let it die die for a little bit I think it's it's werewolf season
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  fine well I actually have owned two copies of Dying Light what do you mean I
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  own the PC version and I own the Xbox One version I was about to say you know
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  I think somebody over here wishes for
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  that um I was going to I was considering getting the Xbox One version get it we
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  can play together mhm okay well if I ever get time to play anything ever y
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  you know that thing we say always going to do I know well here's the thing right
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  now I'm like if I get any time to play anything it's either going to be Civ
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  beyond Earth or Dragon Age and I I don't think I should buy any more games cuz I
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  I I don't know by the time I get around to playing it I could probably buy it for
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  $50 you know what I mean that's how much it'll cost by the
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  time I'm ready to play it well I just brought the SRO s for slet Out of Hell
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  bundle pack from Xbox on the Xbox um don't know why just saw it decided to
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  buy it right um I was playing on my phone I could buy it on my phone so I
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  got it and then uh I had a problem where g g Out of Hell installed but the S 4
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  didn't I contacted Microsoft I went oh yeah there's a bit of a problem with
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  that I got a full refund so I could go buy SRO 4 so I got
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  G out of free Hill for free oh that was pretty cool that's great what is g out
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  of hell it's a just a
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  standalone DLC thing right so you can play it without owning the actual game
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  oh okay 25 bucks and I got it for free yeah all right thank you
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  Microsoft you're welcome is um is Saints
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  R 4 good no it is terrible okay won't
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  buy that then no I used to enjoy the Sint TR games cuz they were it was great
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  AO a bit funner yeah not funner but no a bit sillier that kind of was how they
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  marketed it though yeah but then they just went really over the
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  top yeah like one of the guns which was banned in his train version was like the
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  dildo gun yeah so they just got a bit silly for
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  me you thought the dildo gun was bit silly well the fact I didn't even get to
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  use the dildo gun wait so you thought that
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  dildo you mad that there is a dildo gun or that you didn't get to use it I'm
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  sort of mad both yeah okay mad at there is one and
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  then I move yeah and I also don't get to use
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  it y let's just Y no I'm with you I'm [Music]
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  complex so I don't know you guys uh
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  heard um Stan but
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  um I'm just looking at the screen and saying things as it I see or black does
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  it have new episodes of things or only old ones
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  um I don't know what's new at the moment Well Community for examp television um
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  the new season of that hasn't started yet right okay but they've got all five
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  seasons that are already released so maybe oh Dexter ien watch Dexter will it
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  have Game of Thrones no um Game of Thrones is currently Fox
• 1:00:00
  still have the rights to that yeah that's right sons of [ __ ] and even
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  when fox tail release their Presto their version of streaming they're still not
• 1:00:08
  going to have Game of Thrones on there they're going to keep that to the foxt
• 1:00:13
  subscription right and everyone else is going to keep downloading it off the
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  internet [ __ ] idiots but I don't know for what for
• 1:00:21
  what it's on there what I could see for 10 bucks a month I think it'll be worth
• 1:00:25
  it is that all it is yeah has it got Doctor Who on it uh yes
• 1:00:31
  interesting Dr Who Torchwood yeah right it's got um how
• 1:00:38
  many s i to Doctor Who cuz they've got seven here yeah seven no sorry eight
• 1:00:44
  just a eight just a so they they're up to seven right
• 1:00:51
  okay but I'm thinking I'll probably end up getting this one and possibly Netflix
• 1:00:56
  as well oh to catch ones that the other doesn't have yeah look for $10 a month
• 1:01:03
  actually I that's quite cheap I I didn't expect that price yeah but if you've got
• 1:01:08
  to buy one service to watch one show and another service to buy another show and
• 1:01:13
  I know it could add up yeah uh I think they're getting closer
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  though um PR is pretty Fox can just go [ __ ] themselves um they're charging more
• 1:01:24
  than any of the other services who and they're still trying to keep their good
• 1:01:27
  stuff to subscription on fox tail if you are a foxtail subscriber do
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  you get this included
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  no
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  damn who is who who is this Stan um I
• 1:01:47
  think this might be the one owned by
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  Channel N9 right the channel N9 don't
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  they have a a subscription Channel called Dave or something I think it's called
• 1:02:01
  Stan who is it that has the Dave Channel I know there's one in England called da
• 1:02:07
  is that what I'm thinking of I think that might be the one yeah
• 1:02:11
  Dan's got Sherlock as well and Ripper Street they've got Ripper Street they
• 1:02:14
  got they got quite a few shows actually a lot of ABC shows BBC rather ABC over
• 1:02:19
  here but yeah up for $10 a month yeah that's not bad can I watch this on my Xbox
• 1:02:26
  um I had to go I went and brought a Chromecast so I could do it um but I
• 1:02:33
  they will release an app for it soon I'm sure I'll got an Xbox media center on my
• 1:02:37
  Raspberry Pi maybe I can use it Raspberry Pi sounds Runing slang for
• 1:02:43
  something yeah it's not it's a little
• 1:02:47
  computer no I just went and brought $50 from chomecast and I just plug that in
• 1:02:52
  and that works fine interesting interesting I might try
• 1:02:57
  this out it looks pretty well the other well if I get my [ __ ] internet to
• 1:03:00
  work I'll try it out it's probably gonna run like
• 1:03:05
  ass um cool and so what Netflix and what is what are the others that are coming
• 1:03:10
  it's the fox one I think Fox I think it's called presto right and I think there's I think
• 1:03:16
  Netflix is going to be about the $10 a month as well and I think Presto's 15 a
• 1:03:21
  month but I heard something that they might be splitting their television and
• 1:03:26
  and movie so you subscribe to one the other or both right and it's quick
• 1:03:32
  flicks as well now yeah but quick flicks has always been around and it was never
• 1:03:37
  that good yeah yeah I used to get them to send me stuff out but then yeah they
• 1:03:42
  have Game of Thrones on um quick flick but here's the problem you know what
• 1:03:46
  else is not very good the Broadband here
• 1:03:50
  mhm yeah like that's kind of why this stuff hasn't taken off before and why it
• 1:03:55
  hasn't been a good market for it is because we still have to pause a YouTube
• 1:03:59
  clip that goes for 9 minutes while it buffers yeah before we can watch it true
• 1:04:05
  I've watched a few movies so far and it's been okay I haven't had any
• 1:04:09
  buffering there's been a few times where it didn't look the greatest like for a
• 1:04:15
  minute or two mhh but didn't stop and I could still hear everything okay well
• 1:04:20
  look I'm going to give it a try I think I'm curious maybe wait cuz I think
• 1:04:24
  they've got a first month free trial yeah it says maybe try and get your
• 1:04:28
  Internet fixed first yeah I will I
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  [Music] will but okay before we go I really want
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  to know why this kid writes L to Rell asking for help oh yeah you want to hear
• 1:04:44
  this before we go yeah yeah definitely all right so
• 1:04:48
  um I I saw this thing online during the week which was
• 1:04:52
  somebody who had written to R do asking for help with an assignment so it's it's
• 1:04:59
  some boy who thought oh I know what I'll do I'll just get R DAL to help me and
• 1:05:04
  he's actually now I don't have his letter so all the assumptions I'm making
• 1:05:08
  about his letter come from just the way that Ral Dal has replied to him um but
• 1:05:13
  it seems that he actually sent the assignment to him for um for feedback
• 1:05:18
  and um his name's Jay and this is uh this is what Ral Dal sent back dear Jay
• 1:05:25
  you are are asking too much of me you must realize that I get an awful lot of
• 1:05:30
  these letters and you can't expect me to write your thesis for you it should be
• 1:05:35
  fairly obvious to youis what the role of the short story is in modern literature
• 1:05:40
  it's a big one study particularly the American short story writing of Oh Henry
• 1:05:46
  and runan and Hawthorne and Poe and lots and lots of English ones if you want any
• 1:05:53
  dope on me there's been an awful lot of profiles in English magazines over the
• 1:05:57
  past years starting with Fe oh starting with February 1979 issue of Vogue I've
• 1:06:03
  read your story I don't think it's bad but you must stop using too many
• 1:06:07
  adjectives study hanging way particularly his early work and learn
• 1:06:11
  how to write short sentences and how to asso all those beastly adjectives surely
• 1:06:17
  it's better to say she was a tall girl with a bosom then she was a tall girl
• 1:06:21
  with a shapely prominent bosom or some rubbish first one says it all yours
• 1:06:27
  sincerely R
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  Dal Stephen King says that too keep it
• 1:06:35
  simple I just think it's hilarious that people write to roll Dal
• 1:06:42
  with wanting Fe on their homework and that R takes the time to
• 1:06:48
  ride back and point out how much of a waste of time it
• 1:06:53
  is it's thesis yeah
• 1:06:57
  exactly well rll you're our geek of the
• 1:07:01
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